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National Avocado Day! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 8.2.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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Hoppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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Stand by. The show you secretly listen to, and
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that includes you, Mike Coulta. Stalking my pages.
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Anyway, back to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. All
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right, enough of that. Oh, so, uh, popcorn. It's
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always been the official snack of the pastime.
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I go to a movie theater. And what do you put
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on? And what do you eat? You put on a movie and
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eat popcorn. It's the beginning of time. Everyone
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loves popcorn. Who doesn't? Who wouldn't? And
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we all know Morning Radio has I held the... Hold
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on, one, two, five. The bone! Oh, man! So yesterday,
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I was at a... I was at a house for my friend
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Kayla's birthday. And she goes, did you hear
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they talked about you and some popcorn thing
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on the end? But she didn't quite understand it.
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She didn't quite understand the... Corn sort.
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Is that what I mean? We're going to go back to
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2015. And we're doing something that was sponsored
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by Bud Light. If you're on radio. And you want
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to have things paid for? Mm -hmm. Talk to 100
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,000 rednecks every morning and be sponsored
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by Bud Light. And you're set for life. Mm -hmm.
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So, what happened was this. We were doing Calpa
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Claus. He was dressed up as sin. Mm -hmm. He's
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certainly shaped like him. I'm dressed up as
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an effortless girl named Tiffany. Long time B
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-holes of the Johnny Bakeshow. We'll remember
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Tiffany. And Saba from the Drunkie Drunk Bodies.
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Also the lead singer of Pitbull Toddler's favorite
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promo girl. Sub. He liked the way she passed
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out the koozies, the lead singer of Pitbull Tyler.
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He loved the way she passed out the T -shirts.
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I can see why people don't like me. So what happened
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was we were walking. We get to this business
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because people submitted on the website what
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they want to have bought for them. This is when
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the road had money. So we have like a flat screen
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TV in there. We go to this office. It's in this
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like business park. And it's hot. I forget her
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name. I ended up drinking with her on the cruise.
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And she goes, hey, oh my God, it's Mike Caldwell.
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Oh my God. Tampa famous Mike Caldwell. Everyone's
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like, oh my God, Mike's here. And he's got his
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swag. He's very unconventional swag. But he's
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got swag. And he's like, hey, we're all here.
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So she goes, oh my God, we have refreshments,
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Mike. As we're walking in. We got plenty of stuff
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here. He's like, oh, really? How many do I have?
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And she's like, oh, we got soda, chips, popcorn.
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And Mike goes, I'll get you some free popcorn.
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Or maybe he just, maybe not the word free, but
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he's like, I'll have some popcorn. And then me.
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Trying to be funny. Because you know, it's a
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ball -busting radio show. When Mike ball -busts
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everyone else, it's okay. But heaven forbid you
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make a joke. So you know what I said? I said,
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you would take free popcorn. And then, you know
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what the aftermath was? Mike Olivero pulled me
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to the side and was like, why would you do that?
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And then Mike didn't talk to me for a year. So
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that's the popcorn story. I'm not a copy of her.
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You ever make a joke and you can just see the
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person getting really offended and you're like,
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hey, can I go back in time and take that out?
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I felt that in a moment. But now the fact that
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it's talked about 11 years later, I'm kind of
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proud of it. Let's talk about this right here.
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This headline pissed me off. This is a case of
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a double standard. You hear it all the time.
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Feminists are like, we want equal rights. We
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want to be treated equally. Well, if you do,
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you should be charged with a crime the same.
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We are following some breaking news right now.
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We just got this into the newsroom. OnlyFans
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model, Courtney Clinney. Yay! Without makeup,
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she looks like Rocky Dennis. Is expected to take
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a plea deal. Clinton claims she killed her boyfriend,
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Christian Abumseli. Can you imagine if it was
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reversed? If he killed the pretty OnlyFans Rocky
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Dennis looking girl, he would get 10 to 20 of
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life in prison. But oh, she's a pretty girl.
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I'm sick of this double standard. I'm sick of
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women always going, oh, we have it so hot. And
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then they get away with murder. Self -defense
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during an argument in their Edgewater condo back
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in April of 2022. I'm sure you could have tucked
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them in the balls and made them unusable. You
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didn't have to rely on murder. You're Rocky Dennis
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looking loser. Miami -Dade prosecutors believed
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Selly was a victim of domestic violence. Okay,
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but you can't kill somebody. Jesus Christ. We
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have no morals because of the murder podcast
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and documentaries. How many women do we hear
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about? Oh, I love murder documentaries. And then
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wonder why they hate men because they're polluting
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their brain with that crap. Extremely turbulent
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and combative relationship. Yeah. I'm sure she
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was never the problem. No, he's no saint. But
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she's the worst. She's a bust down. Her lawyers
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tell NBC6 the terms of the agreement are not
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final until they're accepted by the court. We
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see a video of them in the elevator and she's
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like pushing him and like elbowing him. You're
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a prick. You're done with every freaking OnlyFans
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girl does that had a bad life, which is, oh,
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I do OnlyFans because life is so hard because
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I can't let go of my childhood drama and drama.
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Show your ass. Your flat ass. Today on TMZ. This
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is crazy. When WNBA stars bet on a game, bet
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against each other. Bunch of dumb hags. And the
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WNBA, rather than taking action against them,
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used it as publicity. Angel. Oh, my God. Can
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you imagine this double standard? Again, women
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want things to be equal. Then they get away with
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it. Can you imagine if a man did that? The Malik
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Beasleys of the world. The Tim Donaghy's of the
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world. The WNBA is terrible. You're a bunch of
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losers that think you're on top of the world
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even though the NBA pays for everything for you.
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Reese, Paige Becker make a $400 bet on the game.
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The only problem is that is against the rules.
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Women. Yeah. That's a dull standard. I'm done
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with it. We don't have things fair and equal.
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While you get away with gambling, breaking the
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rules, cheating, driving, car crashes, um, oh,
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and that's right, breakups, oh, and that's right,
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murder, shut up, sick of it, that's how I feel,
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okay, yeah, there are some parts you haven't
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heard, you also get away with things because
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you're hot, okay, Happy Hot Topic! The way that
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people body shame me is f***ing disgusting. Alright,
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Alabama Parker. Listen, we all know that Alabama
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Parker is pretty freaking dumb. We all know that
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she's a side chick. And that she uses guys. But
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she's got a great little thick rocking body.
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And she says she wants to take the highest dose
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of Ozempic. No! As annoying and insufferable
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as you are, you're hot. Don't do that. Alabama
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Barker is clapping back at body shamers. Yeah,
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clapping back because you're an insecure nepo
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baby brat. That's why. A new TikTok video. Travis
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Barker and Shana Moakler's daughter is threatening
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to go on the highest dose of Ozempic. No, you're
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going to look like Skeletor. You're going to
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look like Ariana Grande. Type 2 diabetes medication
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some in Hollywood have been using to lose weight.
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She declares in a July 30th video. Let's all
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appreciate how this hot ass woman looks now.
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But soon she's going to look like a Ninja Turtle
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villain. This is not very role model of me, but
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I'm going to get on the highest dose of Ozempic.
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And I'm going to become so skinny you're going
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to tell me I need a burger. Because the way that
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people body shame me is f***ing disgusting. And
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the way you shamed Neon, you're a Brit! You're
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no saint! Shut up! You're the worst! Oh yeah!
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First of all, the best of Hoppy Hour was 11 minutes
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and 11 seconds. Make a wish, bitch! I'm in a
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good mood, even though it's cloudy. Why is it
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always cloudy in Florida? The fuck's going on,
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man? I didn't move here to feel like I'm in Cleveland.
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Although all 70 of you from Cleveland followed
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my career. And now, back to the Hoppy Hour with
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Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's Hot 97 .7. He is the misfit
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of radio, and he is fine with that. Welcome back
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to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Attention, FM
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DJs, your morning show prep begins now. And of
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course, we gotta press this right here. Can't
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just begin the show. No, you can't. Without pressing
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this button. This button that I'm about to press
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is gonna take over the world. I tell you. Adult
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swim. Howdy. All kids out. Yeah, bitch, Dizzy.
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Sorry, you, Kelty. You're just talented. Loud.
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Rude. Aggressive. And those are his good qualities.
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A sick person with a powerful tool. On three.
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You ready? One, two, three, go. Yeah! Welcome
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to Hoppy Hour. Door is closing. Hi, this is Ryan
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Hoppy's mom and you're listening to Hoppy Hour.
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Welcome back to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Yes,
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now. Now, now, now, now. If I hit this button,
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boom, the whole program's gonna start. Okay,
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we're here. All right. The seaman was so big.
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Now, something completely different. Hoppy Hour
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starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy. This
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is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy. Hoppy. Oh yeah! Let's
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get a few things out of the way. If you're currently
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listening on Monday, August 3rd, guess what?
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It is the 6 a .m. hour. Just wake it up. And
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we're going to be here from 6 to 7 a .m. Then
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it's the wake and bake mix from 7 to 8. And then
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some more, you know. But the day we record it
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on is Sunday. It's another freaking cloudy day
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in Florida. I'm sick of this! Where's the sun?
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Let's blame Canada! You little stuck -up bitches!
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I got it! The cheap old lie When the ceiling
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drops too fast He wants, he wants room Shut up!
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Everything can cast And the air gets thick Like
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a hand on his chest Oh jeez! Every little thing
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Starts to feel Oh yeah! You know every frickin'
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day that it's cloudy in Florida. I have to play
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this. Let's look at the 10 -day weather together.
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Oh, goody, goody, motherfuckin' gov drops. Monday.
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Rainy. Tuesday. Cloudy and rainy. Wednesday,
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Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Cloudy and
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rainy. Yeah, I don't see any sun anytime soon.
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What the frick is going on? Let's look at the
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10 day on weather .com. Oh, there's a few partly
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cloudy days like on the 10th. It's pretty much
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the 10th, the 11th, the 12th, the 13th, the 14th,
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the 15th, the 16th. The sun's coming up. This
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week, not so much. Oh, Mother Nature, you dirty
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rotten hag. And the world goes down. All right,
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enough of that. Oh, yeah. Let's get into it right
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now. How many days till the NFL? 38 days. We
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got five weeks. Three days. Until the NFL comes
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back. For you, Dizzy, let me explain. The NFL
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is a popular sport in America. It ain't that
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soccer crap you watch. Oh, yeah. Kyle Shanahan's
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dash cam footage and body cam footage of his
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car crash will not be released. Part of me wonders
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if he was hanging out with his side chick and
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doesn't want that out there. I'm not saying he
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has a sidekick for sure. It's a little suspicious,
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wouldn't you say? Mm -hmm. Happy Hot Topic! This
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morning, growing fallout for Tony Romo. Yeah,
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Tony's my homie, you know. Everyone knows that.
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For you that don't know, my science teacher,
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Justin Pena, was roommates when I'm in college.
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What's going on, Ryan Hoppy? This is Tony Romo.
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I'm just getting filled in by Justin Pena about
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all your hard work this year. I just want to
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say congratulations. Proud of you. Justin speaks
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very highly of you. And good luck the rest of
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your senior year and beyond. All right, Jason.
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Justin also wanted me to tell you that you're
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lame. The former NFL star and TV analyst placed
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on leave just days after the island. You like
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Donnie. Not good that he gave you a shout out.
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You know that fat ass douche known as Donnie
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in my high school was like in gym class the next
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period. Well, it wasn't paid in name. Where's
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your NFL shout out, you fat ass? His arrest on
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suspicion of operating while intoxicated. How
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many drinks have you had? CBS Sports telling
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ABC News Romo is on leave from his role until
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further notice. Yeah, he'll be back by like week
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four. Because they'll get one of the backups
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and the backups won't vibe as much with Jim.
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Yeah. I mean, Tony Romo. When he's up there,
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dude, he is out of control. Remember what he
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said about Dolly Parton? She's wearing the Cowboys
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cheerleading outfit. You saw that coming, didn't
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you? I think she's going to go with a little
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cheerleading outfit tonight. Yeah. Pretty good.
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What do you think we're going to see? I mean,
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she looks amazing. You never know what's going
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to happen here. Who doesn't like Dolly Parton?
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No, she's absolutely an American treasure. That's
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for sure. Here's the best of Tony Romo. Second
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and goal. Andrea's balls trying to get out of
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traffic. Got tripped up. Looking around and said,
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who did that? I think it's TJ Watt's foot. Hell
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is! Thought it was going to be funny. As they
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go with the pass to Lamb and the touchdown. I'm
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going to miss it. I don't like when people hate
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on his analysis. I don't know. He's just fun.
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He's fun. He's like the happy hour of announcing
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an obnoxious guy. I have a little more obnoxious.
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Did you have more anxiety around the proposal
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or your first NFL start? The proposal, for sure.
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Oh, yeah. Justin Herbert. Let's be honest. He
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ain't ever going to win anything. I don't even
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think he's won a playoff game. But he's a winner
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in life. Mm -hmm. Why do I say he's a winner
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in life? He gets to bang up Madison Bear. Justin
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Herbert, confessing his epic proposal to Madison
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Beter, had him sweating. Oh, yeah. I asked you
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about a very good copyright. So, yeah. Hi, 101
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.5 was a radio station. Mm -hmm. A very good
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one until they gave the keys to Scott Devlin
22:37
at St. Pete's here. And now they're doing okay
22:41
at Magic 94 .9. But the prime of Howard. It was
22:48
Miguel Fuller and Holly O 'Connor. I've done
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you ladies and gentlemen. Boys and girls. We
23:00
were going to do high one on five summer jam.
23:03
And Madison beer was going to headline. Now,
23:08
unfortunately, it didn't sell any tickets. So
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what happened was we were performing at what
23:17
was Hogan's Beach, whatever it was in 2018. And
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she was grumpy. Kind of a bitch. But when you
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hear that she has mental health, that she was
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about being in public, all of a sudden it makes
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sense. That's why I'm glad. Justin Herbert's
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banging her up. Give her some pleasure. As long
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as those grumpy women just need a little penis.
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Then they're good to go. I'm being delightful,
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aren't I? Let's do Fresno news since this is
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the 6 a .m. hour for Fresno. And now, back to
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the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's Hot
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97 .7. That's me! 6ix9ine's tower, Fresno's loud
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and sour Mike in his grip, got the world feelin'
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sour Poppy on the block, droppin' facts like
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boulders Words cut sharply, the city on his shoulders
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News so raw, unfiltered truth spray Fresno's
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postin' every word that he say No sugar coat,
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no bow, no disguise Poppy in the booth, Fresno,
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is it live? Every line's a skyscraper Fresno's
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gospel, no need for no paper Big man talk, he
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a walking headline Every word a spark, got the
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city in line Critics wanna squawk, but they can't
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outshine Happy hour forever, Fresno's on shrine
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Microphone king, six -nine stature Truth he slain,
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Fresno's main rapture Happy Hot Topic! A marathon
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meeting. It's been a long day for the Fresno
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City Council that went... Yeah, you know they're
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busy over there. Late into tonight, city leaders
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tackled a hefty agenda today. From term limits
25:55
to redistricting to the... So maybe you're not
25:57
letting sex offenders run for Congress. Measure
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C replacement transportation tax. Sounds like
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everything's happening over there in Fresno.
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new on action news california now raising its
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statewide minimum wage to 17 .40 per hour that
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begins the first yeah unfortunately the prices
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you know are expensive so that's like eight dollars
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first of next year the new number is the highest
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statewide minimum wage in the country whatever
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they'll limit the hours because that's what douchebags
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do is they try to limit your hours oh we're gonna
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calculate it right now Hmm. Why am I doing this?
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I don't know. Oh, geez. Yeah. He calls it like
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it is, no sugar, no blame Serving up the truth
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in a Midwest blaze Giving you the deal. I'm not
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sure how much you've been following this story
27:50
about Niners coach Kyle Shanahan. Yesterday,
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he made his first public comment since a car
27:56
crash two weeks ago that left him in some really
27:58
bad shape. The team didn't announce it until
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last Saturday, 11 days after it happened. And
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officers on the scene said Shanahan was not at
28:08
fault. But he said yesterday that he was to blame,
28:11
said he took his eyes off the road to reach for
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it. I'm not sure how much you've been following
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this. All right, so... I thought they were going
28:18
to say sorry, but it was the clip. So let me
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explain. This is why I got a preview of the clips
28:25
beforehand. Okay. Let me explain. Okay. I learned
28:32
from my old boss, Tom Bernard, to watch the clip
28:35
with the audience. But sometimes I got to do
28:37
a little bit of prep. So Kyle said, you remember
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that picture Mitch McConnell posted? where he's
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with the nurse. Well, they did an AI version
28:45
where it was Kyle Shanahan. And WGN said they
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were sorry for thinking that was a real picture,
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but I thought they were going to apologize in
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the clip. So that was an epic fail. You know
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what we do when the bit fails? Car crashes. That's
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how that went. Oh, here comes the truck driver
29:12
listening to Gallop to fall asleep because he's
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so bored. I love this stupid show. I don't know
29:24
if you do, but whatever. Happy Hot Topic. The
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fans are filling Grant Park. Any moment now,
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I'm starting to see a little bit of movement
29:34
there at the gates. As we look live, there they
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go. It's like the running of the bulls. Oh, yeah.
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Lollapalooza. I know this drug dealer named Arthur
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out of Peloton, Illinois. And he used to, what
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he would do, go to Walmart, buy some vitamins.
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Mm -hmm. Now you can break open and put an exercise.
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So the Lollapalooza. And he was able to go on
30:05
a vacation in Milwaukee because of it. I don't
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know. This is a live look from CBS Skywatch at
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Lollapalooza. And then there's this. We're taking
30:20
a look from this morning over Lollapalooza. palooza
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grounds and it is just messy and yeah it rained
30:28
heavy rain over there a lot of palooza muddy
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take a look at some of those puddles that are
30:35
on some of the main stages so there's also a
30:38
little wet in the vip if you know what i'm saying
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right now crews are working to clean that up
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and i'm sure you can clean it up man what's going
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on with this bitch School opened by Oprah Winfrey
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will close after 2027. Yeah! Who would have thought
30:57
something made by that dirty, rotting broad would
30:59
fail? The Oprah Winfrey Leadership Academy of
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Girls in South Africa opened. Yeah, wasn't it
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like a creepy teacher? Mm -hmm. Early two decades
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ago. Yeah, the time is flying by. All right.
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It's time for a Winston -Salem news, since we
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got a lot of lessons from Winston -Salem, because
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I interviewed two guys in Chris. Winston -Salem
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news. Winston -Salem. Tune in, baby. From Winston
31:36
-Salem, I'm talking clean. Spiral on the breeze
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in my daily routine. Got the draw when I roll
31:42
through the lines. Slow with the words, but the
31:45
thought still shines. Riding Hoppy on the mic
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all day. Out of Tampa Bay, he don't play. Say
31:51
what he mean, let the truth come through. If
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he hit the room, then he hit the room. He don't
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bite his tongue. No, he let it fly. If it's on
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his mind, you hear it live. Went and sell him
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news. Tell the truth. Tell the truth. Tell the
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truth. Coming through. Half an hour on the dial.
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Let it loose. Listen, sell them news. That's
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me. That's the truth. Listen, sell them news.
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Right now. Happy Hot Topic. Oh, Chase. What's
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going on? Right here. Ready to go right now.
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We are just a few Sundays away from the start
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of the new NFL season. Yeah, I think Bucs fans
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need to have a realization that the Carolina
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Panthers are going to be good this year. Carolina
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Panthers fans, they are ready. Tonight, thousands...
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I'll be honest, I almost like the Panthers a
32:56
little more than the Bucs. I don't like the bitch
33:00
-ass Saints! Or the Falcons. But having family
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in Winston -Salem. Going there for the thing
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that is unknown. It's Thanksgiving in the 2000s.
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All you want to watch is Jake DeLome and the
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stupid Panthers. The fans descended on Bank of
33:19
America Stadium for the 2026 Fan Fest. Our Bethany
33:23
Cates takes us there. Fan Fest only gave us a
33:28
taste of what the Carolina Panthers have in store
33:30
for this year's football season. Fans came out
33:32
in their jerseys, some with face paint, and most
33:34
importantly, they brought the pounding energy
33:36
for the Carolina Panthers to know their fans
33:38
have them all the way through. I think they're
33:42
going to be good this year. I think they're going
33:43
to win the NFC Suns. All the Bucs fans are like,
33:46
it's going to be us. No, it's not. Sorry. Hate
33:50
to let you know. Hate to be the bearer of bad
33:53
news. But they're going to be much better this
33:56
year. Oh! He lights it up. All right. Turn it
34:07
up, I got the scoop. Rochester in the loop. New
34:10
York on the line. He speaks his mind. Hoppy hour
34:13
in the air. Brian Hoppy on the frame. Tampa Bay.
34:50
A highly charged, deep -seated divide brought
34:54
two groups to Brighton on opposite sides of the
34:57
street with Polarizing views centered, they say,
35:02
on peace, pride, and human dignity. Our desire
35:07
for peace is stronger than their slogans. OJs!
35:11
OJs! Two groups on opposite sides of the street
35:17
in Brighton waving flags, standing their ground,
35:20
and speaking out against... Oh, yeah, stand your
35:22
ground. ...against violence perpetrated against
35:26
two different victims. We're going to come out
35:29
and we're going to support the people of Palestine.
35:32
All right, so, unfortunately, I don't want to
35:34
sound like a dick, but I am. It's not going to
35:37
change anything. The people overseas aren't going
35:40
to be like, oh my God, did you see that protest
35:42
in Rochester? Oh, we're going to change everything.
36:09
Let the room get tense, he get stiller Clips
36:12
in the feed, names in the mud He don't smile
36:14
through lies, he cut through the crust Say it
36:17
loud, say it plain Heat in the talk, rain on
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the lane Street view trouble on the map tonight
36:24
He point at that mess, make the whole thing bite
36:27
Duvall News, Duvall News Brand, we bring the
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truth, we bring the truth Duvall News, Duvall
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News Alright now, you know County students will
36:40
soon be riding to school on a new fleet of electric
36:43
buses. They see me rolling. They hate it. Try
36:48
to ride an electric bus dirty. There they are.
36:51
Today, the district unveiled 25 of them. That's
36:55
good. I'm going to do radio news. Hey, y 'all.
37:08
Motherfuckers, I'm making killings Motherfuckers,
37:12
I hate y 'all Yo, yo, static crackles, poppy
37:17
on the air Spilling radio secrets, man, he don't
37:20
care Airing out the closet, skeletons in pairs
37:22
DJ Drama, he's the one who dares Program director,
37:27
scheming in the back rooms Payola playlist, rigged
37:30
like monsoon Fake callers on the line, they rehearse
37:32
too So Howard Stern won his legal battle with
37:37
his former assistant. Yeah, she was asking for
37:41
way too much. He's still a dick. And here's Sid
37:46
Rosenberg says what happens when your show becomes
37:50
too predictable. One thing about what I think
37:53
about this business is if you do a predictable
37:55
show, nobody cares. Okay, you can. Watch Fox
38:00
News in the morning. You can listen to 90 radio
38:02
shows. They're all discussing the same thing.
38:04
The beauty about our show is you have no idea
38:07
what we're going to talk about next segment.
38:10
You know, I know that because I have no idea.
38:13
I like that. It's kind of my mindset. Yeah. Get
38:37
out of here! Two St. Pete business owners, two
39:03
St. Pete Beach business owners are under arrest
39:05
tonight accused of targeting a critical seabird
39:08
nesting area. Losers! You're stupid! State wildlife
39:14
officers say 1 ,500 mothballs were scattered
39:18
near the Plaza Hotel back in April. That's just
39:22
before imperiled black skimmers were expected.
39:24
I'm going to read this YouTube comment. I live
39:26
near this hotel. These guys are scumbags. Hotel
39:28
owner has been waging a campaign to privatize
39:30
the beach and sue in the city. Horrible assholes.
39:34
...to nest. There's that. It makes Florida look
39:38
bad. But sometimes I think Florida makes Florida
39:40
look bad. I'll just... A Democratic congressional
39:43
candidate is talking about a troubling social
39:45
media comment aimed directly at her. Oh, yeah.
39:50
I've dealt with that. Good afternoon. I'm Stacey
39:52
Schaub. And I'm Josh Benson. Thanks for being
39:54
with us. Tamika Lyles is running for District
39:56
16, the seat currently held by Vern Buchanan.
39:59
Now, the comment in question was made under a
40:01
Facebook post of Lyles signing a pledge to abolish
40:04
ICE. Yeah, you gotta abolish it. Mm -hmm. In
40:07
News Channel 8's Victoria Lucas joins us. She
40:09
is in St. Petersburg where Lyle spoke out on
40:12
the matter. Victoria, tell us more. Town is baby
40:15
dolls. We have you out in the rain. Josh Stacey,
40:21
Lyle says this comment is not political speech
40:24
nor patriotism, but rather an intimidation tactic.
40:28
Yeah, I agree. Because I take the safety of my
40:33
family. My supporters and this community, seriously,
40:38
this threat has been reported to local law enforcement.
40:42
Ah, that's good. I hope it all works out. You
40:44
get goody -goody gumdrops. First up, 38 years
40:48
later, that's where we are. The family and friends
40:50
of a Polk County teen who was abducted and murdered
40:53
finally have some justice. He's getting executed
40:56
today. They waited way too long on the taxpayer
41:00
money. Video of a Tesla robo -taxi driving the
41:04
wrong way, you see it right there, on a one -way
41:06
street in Tampa recently has raised some questions
41:08
about the safety and regulation of autonomous
41:10
vehicles. Yeah, if you're riding it, you're stupid.
41:15
This weekend is your last chance to ride that
41:17
right there, one of Busch Garden's most iconic
41:19
roller coasters after 33 years. No! Of thrills,
41:24
Kumba. We'll close for good. This is Kumbaya!
41:28
Sunday is when it closes. Yeah, I don't like
41:31
Busch Gardens. I actually didn't know it. I used
41:33
to like deal with it. You deal with it, but you
41:39
get nauseous. Last night, we told you about a
41:43
Lakewood Ranch church that had $10 ,000 in donation
41:46
checks stolen and deposited. Oh, but they're
41:48
religious. It means they're good people, right?
41:53
Right? Does it count? all right so that's what's
41:57
happening there and they had that pie piece of
42:00
ass banking out there better call banking driver
42:03
and three passengers were arrested for creating
42:06
a team takeover at 275 here's the audio Well,
42:12
tonight, the Florida Highway Patrol is sharing
42:13
this video of what they're calling a street takeover
42:16
on I -75 in Hillsborough County. In this dash
42:21
cam video, you can see a trooper pull up to dozens
42:23
of cars in the road. Losers! You're a douche!
42:29
This happened overnight in Thonota -Sassa near
42:32
the East Fletcher Avenue intersection. Now, FHP
42:35
says there were more than 100 vehicles at that
42:38
takeover. Fatherless behavior! doing burnouts
42:42
and blocking the travel lanes. Investigators
42:44
say as they pulled up, people started scrambling,
42:47
getting in there. This is why I do not go out
42:49
at night. Vehicles and speeding away. Tampa.
42:55
But nothing in Florida is worse than Duke Energy.
42:59
We are less than an hour away now from the midnight
43:02
expiration for St. Pete's 30 -year franchise
43:04
agreement with Duke Energy. No, not Duke! Screw
43:09
you! Oh, but we help out the community. That's
43:14
what you're supposed to do as the only energy
43:15
company after the worst hurricane in a century.
43:18
You ask why? We're watching 10 Tampa Bay News
43:21
at 11. I'm Dave Wagner. Duke Energy says there
43:25
is no reason for alarm. The lights won't shut
43:28
off at midnight, but some St. Pete leaders want
43:30
both sides to come to kind of want them to shut
43:32
off. Just go away. The politicians last year
43:35
were like, well, we're going to spend the next
43:36
year coming up with an idea for a replacement.
43:38
And then the time freaking flies. And now that
43:41
changes. Like usual with the politicians. Gather
43:44
quickly. Your lazy ass wipes. Tampa Bay News
43:48
reporter Chris Hurst is live in St. Pete tonight.
43:50
And Chris, they tell you the debate is over.
43:55
Yeah, that's right. It's all about this idea
43:58
that maybe St. Pete should take over the electric
44:00
grid. Of course they should. Because Duke Energy
44:03
is an evil corporation. From Duke Energy. Now,
44:09
they say, though, this six -figure study is a
44:12
waste of money. What? That's the problem. That's
44:16
the problem. What's more a waste of money? A
44:20
study that could change things? Or paying the
44:23
fucking Duke bill every fucking month? Oh, jeez.
44:27
Well, now we don't have the money, and then the
44:29
program has to go. Yay! Good job, politicians!
44:32
You stupid morons! As St. Pete City Council tries...
44:36
Ken Welch came by the radio station last week.
44:38
I was very polite to him, but I wanted to say,
44:40
get rid of Duke! To figure out... Fuck the race!
44:44
a budget gap in the millions. I question whether
44:47
spending almost $600 ,000 on this study made
44:50
sense right now. Downtown Partnership CEO Jason
44:53
Mathis thinks a recently approved study on ditching
44:56
Duke Energy for municipal power will ultimately
44:59
be a waste. You know what, dude? Fuck you! You
45:02
know why? Because you're in bed with Duke! You're
45:05
whiffed by them! You're a bitch! You know you
45:08
are! Any of the politicians that can afford the
45:11
high bills that it doesn't affect... Screw you.
45:14
Sick of it. We're just not going to. What? You
45:20
got to invest in things. You invest in your success,
45:23
you asswipes. But you're all whipped. Oh, you're
45:28
whipped. That's you being whipped by Duke. You
45:32
morons. Burn it up. You know, hell's not real.
45:37
You know what hell is? Hell is real life of paying
45:40
your Duke bill every month. RyanHoppyRadio .com
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46:18
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46:39
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46:45
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46:48
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a Herda. OJs. Bein' a nice guy, I leave that
47:11
to them dudes that shoot hoops I'd rather roll
47:14
through in a new coupe With chicks that get 200
47:17
to do shoots Rollin' a shooby -dooby while we
47:19
listen to smooth grooves Dude, I tried to told
47:22
you I'm hot like magma Keep a mirror, I'm stashed
47:25
up in the Dodge Magnum Near the stash of the
47:27
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47:30
there, I got a couple people confused Cause I
47:32
never lose, cause I never snooze Pop this shit
47:35
and I pop this shit, knock you out of your shoes
47:37
I shut down crews They rock Taylor Mays shoes
47:40
and Louis shoes. It's hard to do what I do. Study
47:44
like Evel Knievel. Keep a watch face see -through.
47:47
I do this for my people, sell them shoes through
47:49
they screen through. My mom said I was a walking
47:51
felony, because I kept 16s in the closet like
47:54
Kelly. Shop with the sellers. My dogs ain't barking
47:56
at them. Chickens ain't crocking at them. Pigs
47:58
ain't searching at them. Birds ain't chirping
48:00
at them. I hurt a mother. I hurt a mother. I
48:03
hurt a mother. I hurt a mother. I hurt a mother.
48:05
I lost my family. My dogs ain't barking at them.
48:14
I'm not a mad rapper. I'm a disgruntled. You
48:21
see it. I teach you dudes about tussling with
48:23
me. Truth is, I hate these marks. I should go
48:26
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48:29
parking. When you see your boy out, bow down
48:31
or kiss the ring. When it's true about myself,
48:34
I ain't worried about a thing. This is Shaft
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City, man. Can't go up, she ain't gobblin' My
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partner, Supreme, told me, flows hard on these
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monkeys I hit pro gyms in total, make my wrists
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chunky Jane hung like donkey, and fuck them dudes
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who want it Nickname, beautiful, keep them breasts,
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don't let me I'm funky like Leg shots to let
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you know that I'm serious When the blocks get
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hot, I'm in the streets, bad chested I got money
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You can say the drama like support a boy Put
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I know the MCs, the real MCs Shameless ain't
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grew, man, them *** was shoppin' with me We hit
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give him names, get your a** changed, he ain't
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the following month, the next up and coming star
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can tell us what we just bought. Commander, commander,
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I'm calling about the nation They got no motivation
55:11
because television made the brain numb It's a
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fast food world with a fast food justice for
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the happy -go -lucky Zombie, oh -oh, everybody
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is a zombie Oh -oh, zombie, oh -oh, everybody
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is a zombie Oh -oh, zombie Oh, we wanna be a
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celeb and not the poor that beg Or the veteran
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with the peg -leg We wanna be beautiful, rich,
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and famous Even if we live lives that are poisonous,
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making us cancerous It's a life so shallow that
56:09
we'll swallow again Called the rat race of life
56:12
Where we submit ourselves to the media's lies
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Open your eyes There's a whole lot of satellites
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up in the skies Connecting us together like umbilical
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cords It's time to cut it off with a sword They're
56:25
molding your mind When will you wake up and realize
56:28
it's time? That's this matrix that we live in
56:30
It's the heaven but it's not quite hell Unless
56:32
you're someone else We need to sell things that
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you don't need. I repeat, things you don't need.
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Commander, commander, I'm calling about the nation.
56:42
They got no motivation because television made
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our brain numb. The things that we see in the
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magazines Two hundred dollars for the lift up
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jeans You need a whole lot of money to look like
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you don't care But I'm aware you're not working
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anywhere That involves a paper Take your stupid
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image off and throw it in a toilet flush Bye
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bye, but the TV says bye bye Oh god, I'm so excited
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I got my little iPad But the moment that I fear
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they got an iPod that plays movies Man, I just
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skills, social interactions, and leisure activities.
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your kindness. Take time, clocks are juking,
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hop me on the mic, dropping wisdom through streams,
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syndicated sorrow, now it's time to shatter dreams.
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Oh, the hobby hour, it's coming to a close, radio
1:00:50
hits, made it like a Wilson Rose, laughter and
1:00:53
joy, dissolving in the air, but we'll keep the
1:00:56
rhythm, oh, life's just so unfair. The laughter's
1:01:05
growing dim. Ear drums mix in hoppy like fingers
1:01:08
without rings. VHX to FM. The shoutouts hit the
1:01:11
street. But soon the sound will vanish like shadows
1:01:13
in the heat. The hoppy hour is coming to a close.
1:01:17
Radio waves fading like a wilting rose. Laugh
1:01:21
for a joy dissolving in the air. But we'll keep
1:01:23
the rhythm. Oh, life's just so unfair. Oh, life's
1:01:32
buzzing with the laughter. Thank you. Thank you.
1:02:06
Clockwork to a show Now it's time to face the
1:02:08
silence Like a TV on snow Riot Hoppy held the
1:02:11
mic With humor so divine The void left in our
1:02:14
hearts Wider than a canyon line Line Empty speakers
1:02:23
silenced by the coming to an end Like a rollercoaster
1:02:26
stopping round a river's bend Hoppy's jokes and
1:02:29
Jack sees our daily grind Now silence flowered
1:02:31
and the thoughts we can't rewind Oh the Hoppy
1:02:34
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1:02:38
and rose Laughter and joy dissolving in the air
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But we'll keep the rhythm, oh life's just so
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unfair All we are is coming to a close Radio
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waves fading like a rose and rose Laughter and
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joy dissolving in the air But we'll keep the
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rhythm, oh life's just so unfair RyanHockeyRadio
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.com And like that, it's gone. You probably had
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Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,
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all I smell is poop. I'm Kiki Alula, and we'll
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call it a day. Poppy Hour is now over. Poppy
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Hour is now over. Game over. This concludes our
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broadcast day. Good night, and God bless America.
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Doors closing.