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Hour 3 - No Welcome Wagon · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Omaha, Omaha, it's our numb berth three, our number three.
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  Speaker 1: In a NFL broadcaster, former NFL star Terry Bradshaw come
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  Speaker 1: on with a flamethrower. Bradshaw says, the Steelers waiting for
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  Speaker 1: Aaron Rodgers is a joke. You had some other polarizing comments, Howney,
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  Speaker 1: categorize this one also where you're at on Jalen Ramsey's
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  Speaker 1: real estate connection to the Cowboys, he's relocating to the
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  Speaker 1: Dallas area, and Braves manager Brian Snicker implied recently that
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  Speaker 1: the infield hasn't been playing clean and that third Basement
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  Speaker 1: Austin Riley's issues are due to bad hops, not bad defense.
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  Speaker 1: What is your position on this? We'll get to that
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  Speaker 1: as well. Right now here it is our number three,
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  Speaker 1: not exactly rolling out the welcome wagon, Welcome. In the
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  Speaker 1: beginning of another hour of the Ben Mathers Show, we
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  Speaker 1: So we are hanging out together and we're gonna go
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  Speaker 1: to the state of Arkansas right now. That's right, the
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  Speaker 1: state of art. We used to have a guy called
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  Speaker 1: the show who retired as a caller named Sir scratch
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  Speaker 1: Off and he's done now is a call but he
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  Speaker 1: was a regular from there. We had a few others
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  Speaker 1: over the years that used to call from Arkansas. Nobody
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  Speaker 1: really right now holding down the title as the top
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  Speaker 1: caller from the state of Arkansas. But on a random
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  Speaker 1: morning Zoo show, my former radio colleague Terry Bradshaw. I
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  Speaker 1: actually did local radio with Terry bradshawe years ago, so
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  Speaker 1: he has entered the chat now. I don't know anyone
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  Speaker 1: wanted him to ender the chat, but Terry has to
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  Speaker 1: set an end of the chat. If you did not hear,
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  Speaker 1: if you have no idea what I'm talking about, the
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  Speaker 1: four time Super Bowl champion, the Hall of Famer, the
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  Speaker 1: man that's been on television on the NFL, on Fox
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  Speaker 1: for like forever, Terry Bradshaw did not exactly bite his
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  Speaker 1: tongue on a local Arkansas radio show when the rich
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  Speaker 1: chin was raised, what about Aaron Rodgers? Now, Terry Bradshaw
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  Speaker 1: because of what he did fifty years ago, over fifty years,
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  Speaker 1: Terry is like an ambassador now for the Steelers for
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  Speaker 1: the rest of his life. And so he was asked
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  Speaker 1: about Aaron Rodgers. And it is supposed to happen soon.
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  Speaker 1: People are trying to figure out the exact date. We're
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  Speaker 1: getting close to the month of June. It's gonna happen
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  Speaker 1: sometime in June. Rodgers gonna sign. He goes all figured out.
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  Speaker 1: So Terry popped up on one oh three point seven
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  Speaker 1: The Buzz. It's a Central Arkansas radio station and you'll
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  Speaker 1: hear it's a morning zoo show, so it's a lot
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  Speaker 1: of goofy stuff and all that. But you'll hear Terry
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  Speaker 1: Bradshaw and we have the audio. So let's go to
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  Speaker 1: the audio tape. Take a listen. What do you think
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  Speaker 1: about possibly Aaron Rodgers being the quarterback as a joke?
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  Speaker 1: He shouldn't. That is just to me as a joke.
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  Speaker 2: But what are you gonna bring him in for one year?
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  Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? I mean no, man, that guy
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  Speaker 1: needs to stay in California and go thank you and Hubo.
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  Speaker 2: And bark whisk it to the gods out there on
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  Speaker 2: these guys on the show.
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  Speaker 1: Mister Bradshaw know I'm not a fan of his. We
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  Speaker 1: we've been around each other personally and he was not
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  Speaker 1: a kind person. And yeah, he does not. I had
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  Speaker 1: to go over and introduce myself to him.
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  Speaker 2: He's not.
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  Speaker 1: I had to go, hey, hey, Aaron, I'm Terry Bradshaw.
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  Speaker 1: I know he knows me, but I just felt like
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  Speaker 1: I better tell him who I am and not.
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  Speaker 2: You know what, You walk in there and you get
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  Speaker 2: in his.
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  Speaker 1: Presidence and you feel like it's gonna start snowing. Wow, Okay, uh,
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  Speaker 1: there you go. So that's Serry Bradshaw. He're getting Aaron
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  Speaker 1: Rodgers presidence. You feel like it's gonna start snowing. But
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  Speaker 1: the money part of that was it's a that's a joke.
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  Speaker 1: The Steelers adding Aaron Rodgers, that's a joke. He said,
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  Speaker 1: Stay in California, go chew on bark, whisper to the
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  Speaker 1: gods out there. Are there different gods in California? I
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  Speaker 1: don't know, maybe they are anyway, So let us discuss
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  Speaker 1: the question you just heard the audio. Terry Bradshaw on
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  Speaker 1: local Arkansas Morning Zoo radio says, these dealers waiting for
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  Speaker 1: Aaron Rodgers is a joke. He said, So how do
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  Speaker 1: you categorize this one? I've got porcupine paint by numbers
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  Speaker 1: and ac DC, and we will combine all of these
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  Speaker 1: things together and we're gonna make Arkansas possum pie. Now
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  Speaker 1: there is no possum in Arkansas. Possum pie. I had
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  Speaker 1: a listener several years. This goes back many years, but
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  Speaker 1: I had a listener from Arkansas who sent me. This
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  Speaker 1: is back when I was really fat and I was
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  Speaker 1: eating everything, and they sent me a couple of photos.
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  Speaker 1: In fact, it was so far ago, so long ago.
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  Speaker 1: I think it was on MySpace, but they sent me
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  Speaker 1: photos of Arkansas possum pie and it looks amazing. Doesn't
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  Speaker 1: sound amazing, but it looks amazing. So we're gonna make that.
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  Speaker 1: So first of all, Terry Bradshaw Man, he still got it. Terry.
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  Speaker 1: I had so much fun back in my younger days
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  Speaker 1: when Terry. They hired Terry to do a one hour
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  Speaker 1: show Lunch with Terry, and he only really wanted to
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  Speaker 1: do it during football season, but he agreed to do
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  Speaker 1: it year round. And I'll never forget Terry Bradshaw coming
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  Speaker 1: in one day with nothing, He had done no prep
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  Speaker 1: for the show, and he was buddies. There was his
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  Speaker 1: famous comedian back in the day, who I don't think
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  Speaker 1: he's famous anymore, named Jeff Foxworthy. Was a big star
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  Speaker 1: back then, and Terry was friends with him. So Terry
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  Speaker 1: came in one day and for the entire hour, just
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  Speaker 1: read a bunch of Jeff Foxworthy Yomama jokes for an
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  Speaker 1: entire hour in the number one radio market in the country,
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  Speaker 1: just read. That's all he read. And that was one
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  Speaker 1: of the great shows of all time. But on this one,
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  Speaker 1: you talk about it in an Inferno canon. Terry Bradshaw
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  Speaker 1: seventy six years young, Good old Terry, And yeah, he's
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  Speaker 1: not following the football decorum, if you will here at all,
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  Speaker 1: no cliches, no platitudes. When on local Morning Zoo radio,
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  Speaker 1: act like you're on local Morning Zoo radio and you
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  Speaker 1: gotta be unfiltered. There's a lot of people shaking their head,
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  Speaker 1: are nodding their head. Yes, they're like, well what Rogers
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  Speaker 1: said is accurate, and the real Yins are fian They
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  Speaker 1: don't want anything to do with Aaron Rodgers, right, And
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  Speaker 1: I love the line Bradshaw said, Rogers go chew on
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  Speaker 1: bark like he's a porcupine or something like that. And
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  Speaker 1: that's like the exclamation point on the ramp. And then
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  Speaker 1: he added on a second exclamation point by saying being
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  Speaker 1: around Rogers implying he's so cold it starts to snow.
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  Speaker 1: But I guess Rogers is a bit of a porcupine.
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  Speaker 1: They just appairly choose on bark. Is there aahuasca in
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  Speaker 1: the bark? Maybe that's why he's doing it. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: There's some trees that have the ayahuasca in it, And
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  Speaker 1: then could be the case. Now, obviously we're not Steeler
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  Speaker 1: backers on this. We're not like Spaccoli and some of
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  Speaker 1: these other casts that love the Steers. We support Aaron
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  Speaker 1: Rodgers because we have an overnight talk show to do,
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  Speaker 1: and so we support the idea of Aaron Rodgers going
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  Speaker 1: to Pittsburgh because that's good content for a talk radio show.
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  Speaker 1: And that's what I do for a living. If I
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  Speaker 1: didn't do this for a living, I wouldn't really care.
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  Speaker 1: But I do care, so I have some skin in
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  Speaker 1: the game. And looking down from the catbird seat, being
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  Speaker 1: realistic here, the bar is not high. The bar is
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  Speaker 1: not high. The Steelers last year had atrocious quarterbacks. Russell
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  Speaker 1: Wilson's been done for several years. They were putting lipstick
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  Speaker 1: on that pig. And Justin Fields has never been able
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  Speaker 1: to play consistently at a good level. We'll have a
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  Speaker 1: good series now and again, but overall not very good.
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  Speaker 1: That's why he keeps changing teams because he sucks. And
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  Speaker 1: so that's why Tomlin had him. And I want nothing
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  Speaker 1: to do with this guy. Will sendence him to Siberia.
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  Speaker 1: We'll put him in a Jets uniform. That'll ruin him.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, man, when your two quarterbacks the only jobs
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  Speaker 1: they can get are with the Giants, and they that
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  Speaker 1: tells you that's your last stop before you leave the NFL,
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  Speaker 1: when you're playing for those teams, your last time. But
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  Speaker 1: again the bar is low in Pittsburgh. So Rogers goes
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  Speaker 1: in there, and he only has to be better. He
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  Speaker 1: doesn't have to be the MVP version of Rogers. He
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  Speaker 1: merely has to be better than the quarterback room they
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  Speaker 1: have right now, which last I checked is Mason Rudolph,
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  Speaker 1: the red nose quarterback who's back. And Will Howard who
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  Speaker 1: is untested and is a college player that's going to
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  Speaker 1: try to make it in the NFL and was not
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  Speaker 1: a high draft pick and not highly rated quarterback all right.
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  Speaker 1: Secondly to the rumor mill working overtime, South Florida, we go,
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  Speaker 1: we're cornerback cornerback, not quarterback cornerback. Jalen Ramsey former ram
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  Speaker 1: you can ram it all day, ram it all night,
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  Speaker 1: and douvall County. So Jalen Ramsey currently with the Miami
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  Speaker 1: football team, not for long. The expectation in the next
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  Speaker 1: ten days he is going to enter the portal, go
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  Speaker 1: somewhere else, And so he has been subject of a
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  Speaker 1: lot of trade conversation. It's been bouncing all over the place,
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  Speaker 1: and so the Dolphins and Ramsey, there's conflicting reports. I
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  Speaker 1: think the general consensus is that there's an agreement there
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  Speaker 1: that he's going to end up on a different team,
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  Speaker 1: that they've explored trade options, they want to accommodate the player,
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  Speaker 1: and there's teams interested. There was a story from Schefter
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  Speaker 1: that said that there are more teams interested than most
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  Speaker 1: people realize. Whatever that means for Jalen Ramsey. Now we
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  Speaker 1: can advance the story with that as the setup, with
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  Speaker 1: that as the backdrop the rest of the story. So,
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  Speaker 1: Jalen Ramsey recently purchased a home, a big home, a
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  Speaker 1: nice expensive home in Fort Worth, which is obviously in
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  Speaker 1: the Dallas metroplex there and it's really convenient if you
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  Speaker 1: were to play, I don't know for the Cowboys, it
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  Speaker 1: would be convenient. And that has fueled trade conversation as
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  Speaker 1: you might imagined. So where are you at on Jalen
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  Speaker 1: Ramsey is real estate connection? Is they're a there there
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  Speaker 1: in terms of connecting it to the Cowboys. So yes,
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  Speaker 1: I believe there is there there despite the insider saying
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  Speaker 1: there's nothing to see here. There's nothing to see with
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  Speaker 1: people that carry the water for the cowboys. But here's
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  Speaker 1: the deal, Ramsey, using the art of manifestation. I do
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  Speaker 1: not understand this yet. We have a kind of a painting,
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  Speaker 1: if you will. It's a classic painting, like going into
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  Speaker 1: an art museum, and in this case it's paint by numbers.
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  Speaker 1: It's like you go to an art store, you get
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  Speaker 1: one of those kids paint by numbers, and you just
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  Speaker 1: got to fill in each numbers. Each number, like the
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  Speaker 1: first number it says, paint a house, paint a big house.
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  Speaker 1: Make the house in DAWs. Check. The second number on
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  Speaker 1: the paint by numbers is you put cryptic social media
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  Speaker 1: posts out there that make people talk. Check and then
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  Speaker 1: boom baby. Third the third box to paint in the
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  Speaker 1: paint by numbers. Jerry Jones sees all this and makes
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  Speaker 1: a call to the Miami Dolphins. So paint by number now, Ramsey,
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  Speaker 1: I said, well, is there a connection to Dallas and
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  Speaker 1: maybe he grew up there and that's why he wants
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  Speaker 1: to go back to that area. And I was like, no,
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  Speaker 1: he's from Tennessee. He went to high school in the
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  Speaker 1: suburbs of Nashville, went to college at Florida State with
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  Speaker 1: the Seminoles. I know Jed, who fled very excited about that,
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  Speaker 1: and then he went off to play in the NFL.
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  Speaker 1: And so there's no unless he is with some woman
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  Speaker 1: or somebody's in a relationship with somebody from that area,
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  Speaker 1: which is possible. But outside of that, there's no natural
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  Speaker 1: connection that I could have could have found. So it's
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  Speaker 1: possible he just loves Texas brisket. Barbecue Brisket's wonderful. I
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  Speaker 1: would move there just for the barbecue brisket in Texas.
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  Speaker 1: But why not. Maybe he likes the style, the big
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  Speaker 1: belt buckles and the boots, and or he just needs
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  Speaker 1: a tax rite off. It's a couple of states if
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  Speaker 1: you make a lot of money. I know this from people.
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  Speaker 1: Of course I don't make a lot of way, but
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  Speaker 1: people that have made it big, they tell you first
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  Speaker 1: state to move to is Florida because that's where you
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  Speaker 1: But if you can't go to Florida for some reason,
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  Speaker 1: Texas is another one. Right, do you just move all
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  Speaker 1: your stuff there and you'll save a lot more money
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  Speaker 1: to live the same life that you would live somewhere else.
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  Speaker 1: But you just don't have the draconian politicians getting into
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  Speaker 1: your pocket and taking your money, and you know, so
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  Speaker 1: they could waste it on crap that people don't need anyway.
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  Speaker 1: So that is the kind of player, though, if you
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  Speaker 1: look at the profile of the player, is that not
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  Speaker 1: the kind of player that Jerry Jones gets? Name check?
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  Speaker 1: He's a name brand player, so he's got that b
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  Speaker 1: He's at that point where he's teetering on the brink
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  Speaker 1: of falling off the map. Check. Jalen Ramsey's got maybe
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  Speaker 1: another year or two you can squeeze out of him,
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  Speaker 1: but if you look at the comps, it's not particularly good.
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  Speaker 1: So he's middle aged, he's got the name, he's on
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  Speaker 1: the back nine. Those are all things that Jerry Jones
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  Speaker 1: gets excited about. Jerry likes that a lot. All right,
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  Speaker 1: final thought, we go to baseball. That's right, baseball. A
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  Speaker 1: story that has been percolating recently. I thought this was funny,
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  Speaker 1: and I had a couple of listeners, one of them
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  Speaker 1: in Georgia, I don't think in Atlanta, but a Braves fan,
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  Speaker 1: and another one in Tennessee, again not in Atlanta, but
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  Speaker 1: a Braves fan. And so two different people sent me
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  Speaker 1: this so I thought, well, if two people send it
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  Speaker 1: and they don't think they know each other, this must
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  Speaker 1: be something interesting. And I had not seen this. I
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  Speaker 1: thought i'd share it with you. So recently Brian Snicker,
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  Speaker 1: that is the manager of the Atlanta Braves. So Brian
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  Speaker 1: Snicker passionately defended third baseman Austin Riley, who has been
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  Speaker 1: El Mattador at third base. Oh o, leo, leole. As
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  Speaker 1: the ball goes through his legs and it bounces off
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  Speaker 1: his glove in the whole thing. Anyway, he's spent in
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  Speaker 1: five errors this month. Now, I didn't play in the
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  Speaker 1: major leagues. I don't think that's good. Oh, you bear
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  Speaker 1: too hard, Ben, Maybe it's good to make five errors
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  Speaker 1: in a month. Anyway, he assigned Brian Snicker. Who did
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  Speaker 1: he blame? Did he blame the player? Did he blame?
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  Speaker 1: What did he blame? Did he blame the weather? What else?
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  Speaker 1: Do you? Could? He blame the equipment? No, he blamed
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  Speaker 1: the grounds crew at Truest Park in Atlanta, suburban Atlanta.
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  Speaker 1: He blamed the ground screw. Say what yes, now I'm
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  Speaker 1: paraphrasing here, but the Braves manager implied that the infield
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  Speaker 1: has not been playing clean in Atlanta, and that the
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  Speaker 1: issues that his third basement, Austin Riley, have had are
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  Speaker 1: because of bad hops and not really bad defense. It's
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  Speaker 1: just bad luck. It's just bad luck. So what is
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  Speaker 1: your position on this kerfluffle in Atlanta? So my position
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  Speaker 1: is wowsers. Like I get another one that said I
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  Speaker 1: was unaware of this. I don't pay that close attention
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  Speaker 1: to day to day of the Atlanta Braves. So when
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  Speaker 1: I saw this and then I double checked it, I
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  Speaker 1: did the discount double check as Aaron Rodgers was because
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  Speaker 1: I was trying to say, I'm so paranoid, like is
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  Speaker 1: this fake? I don't want to get punked. I won't
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  Speaker 1: do a fake story. I was like, this sounds like
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  Speaker 1: it would be fake, Like this is something you would
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  Speaker 1: think that somebody would not ever actually say, Like why
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  Speaker 1: would you say that? That's embarrassing. I mean your Major
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  Speaker 1: League Baseball get You have the greatest ballparks in the world,
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  Speaker 1: the greatest grounds, cruise manicured, the perfection. It's not like
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  Speaker 1: when I was a kid. It was more of a
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  Speaker 1: mom and pop It was we can romanticize it, but
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  Speaker 1: it was a mom and pop operation. And they'd have
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  Speaker 1: the guy that manicured the high school baseball field also
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  Speaker 1: worked double duty at the big league ballpark. Now these
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  Speaker 1: guys have full time jobs. They have cruis of people
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  Speaker 1: to manicure the grass and the dirt and make everything perfect.
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  Speaker 1: And you've got to manage You're the Atlanta Braves say, oh,
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  Speaker 1: my place does not My players got five errors, four
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  Speaker 1: of them at my home ballpark. But it's not that
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  Speaker 1: it's not his fault. No, no, this is an issue with
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  Speaker 1: the the dirt. He's going ac DC the dirty deeds done,
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  Speaker 1: dirt cheap? Are the Braves cutting costs? Have they fired
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  Speaker 1: the ground screw? Is that what's going on right now?
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  Speaker 1: Blaming the dirt? Is there some kind of grand conspiracy?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know about. Have I missed out on this?
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  Speaker 1: Have I been in the dark on this? Like? Did
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  Speaker 1: they booby trap the part at third base? There is
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  Speaker 1: like a door that opens up when Austin Riley's about
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  Speaker 1: to field the ball. Did they put crab grass out there?
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  Speaker 1: Are there like gopher holes? What's going on here? Do
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  Speaker 1: we do we know? I imagine like the ground screw,
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  Speaker 1: you think they all get together before the game and
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  Speaker 1: they're like, all right, all right, boys, let's see how
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  Speaker 1: we can screw over Austin Riley today. What are we
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  Speaker 1: gonna do at third base? Yeah? The other question like,
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  Speaker 1: why does this only seem to affect Austin right Like
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  Speaker 1: the other team The Braves play someone every day, a
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: major League Baseball team when they're at home this month,
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: and it's Austin Riley that has issues. The other players
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: haven't had the same volume of issues that he has had,
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: so again and not on least mind boggling. So I
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: know the manager's going to defend his players, and that's
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: what you're supposed to do, stand by your players. Blah
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: blah blah blah. I get all that, but again, he
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: was talking about twenty million dollar player Austin Riley, and
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: you're blaming the earth like an act of God or something.
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: They're blaming the dirt is why you suck, and your
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: mitt is now made of concrete apparently, and they're just
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: nothing there all right. So you can add that to
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  Speaker 1: hollywoods are. Timothy Chalomey met tn t's Ernie John's pregame
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  Speaker 1: is to stay there because they got a pool that
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• 22:58
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• 23:05
  Speaker 1: guess where's Burt? Who else? Do we have a page
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  Speaker 1: down the padd O'Brien watch collection from Alf the Alien
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  Speaker 1: Opineter one of my favorite pob stories. Uh see? Uh?
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: Asked if Ernie knows Elvis personally? From Manuel in gardena. Uh,
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: let's see page down. We can't read that, Brian says,
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: asked if he was attending the Michelin Star dinner in
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: Vancouver that Ben was not invited to Nature Boy says
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: he asked Ernie if he knows Sucky. That's a great
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: story from the podcast Nature Boy, The all time great
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: best man speeches at a wedding. Was a wedding I attended,
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: and I will never forget that speech. What a great speech.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: I JT. The wingman says, dropping the soap in the
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  Speaker 1: locker room. Who else do we have? Page down? Uh?
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: Andy says the in Lionel Lakes, Minnesota says the Riddle
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  Speaker 1: of the Days. He asked him if he could lick
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: his toes? Was what he said? All right, very very nice,
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  Speaker 1: Fat Daddy said. Ernie was asked about working with the
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  Speaker 1: Three Stoogters. What say you, Loree? No.
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: He asked Ernie if he would start a podcast and endorse.
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  Speaker 1: It with him for the next Okay podcast endorsement.
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  Speaker 4: No.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: Timothy shallow May, the actor, met Ernie Johnson of TNT
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: and immediately asked him about playing Ernie Johnson in a biopick.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: I say to a bio pick and be Ernie Johnson.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: Is that all he's going to do is just biopicks?
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: He did the Dylan one, so he's just going to
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: keep doing. That's the way to do it. Just do biopicks.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: Make some money. I score the phones. Let's say hello
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: we Uh well, I thought we had a golden ticket,
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: but I guess he's retracted the use of the golden tickets.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: So we'll go to Catalina, who's in Dallas. Hello Catalina, welcome.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: Oh Ben, I enjoy your show so much. I set
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: the alarm for it. Well, well, thank you. I appreciate that.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: Very nice.
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: But I do not.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: I do not enjoy blind Scott.
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: He's so annoying.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: Would you like me to punch him?
• 25:09
  Speaker 4: I wish.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: One weekend I was listening to uh I think it
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: was Chris Plant and Blind Scott called in and he
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: was saying, how you Ben Mallard should.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: Call in to this weekend show? And I'm thinking, you
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: have your own show? Why you should you do that?
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: That's a fair point. That is a fair point. Yeah,
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: that is accurate. So any other callers annoy you?
• 25:36
  Speaker 5: Uh no, really not lately?
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: What about hollering? James sleeping? Do you like that?
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: I love that you enjoyed the Yeah you deal? Who
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: doesn't like a good A good snore? That's pretty good? Yeah,
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: I got you. Well, thank you for I appreciate you
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  Speaker 1: listening and very nice. And and so you what time
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: do you go to bed? You wake up? You go
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: to bed early? I assume you get up to listen
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  Speaker 1: to the show.
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  Speaker 4: Well, right, I went to bed at eleven and I
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  Speaker 4: have to wake up at one.
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  Speaker 1: That's not a lot of sleep. That's not a lot
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  Speaker 1: of sleep for you. Well, I'll catch up on the
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  Speaker 1: other side. Okay, all right, Well, very cool, very nice.
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  Speaker 1: I mean you're enjoying yourself. You're in the Dallas area,
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  Speaker 1: is that correct?
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  Speaker 4: Right?
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  Speaker 5: Right?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 26:21
  Speaker 4: And if Jalen Ramsey is an undrafted free agent, he'd
• 26:25
  Speaker 4: be right up.
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  Speaker 1: Jerry Jones Alley, Well, if he works cheap, yeah, yeah,
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: but no, Jerry likes those older players that have a
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: big name that are kind of not that good anymore.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: That's like the perfect cowboy. That's wonderful. It's like he
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: puts together the team from leftovers. Yeah, yeah, exactly like it.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: So pot luck, you know, it's like pot luck dinner.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: You know, maca cheese over there. You got some kind
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: of weird mystery meat meat loaf thing over on the
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: side over there, and put it all together. That's it.
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: All right? Well, thank you very nice, and I'll let
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: I'll let blind Scott know that he's hated. All right,
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: Thank you call anytime, all right, appreciate that there's our
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: friend Kataliena. There she goes where she goes, only she knows.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: I appreciate that we do need a game show contestant,
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: as we are going to have coming up momentarily a
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  Speaker 1: game show, but we can't play the game show unless
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: we have a contestant. Gumby Dave says, for what it's worth, Ben,
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: you're getting way too many calls from the Boston area
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: and they're putting them on the air every single show.
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: You must it says too much from the same callers
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: in Boston every night and nothing interesting to say. Well,
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: Gummy Dave, funny enough you bring that up. You never
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: call the show, Gunna be Dave. I give out the number.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: It's a call in radio show, and whoever calls. We
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: happen to get a lot of calls from Boston. We're
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: on the Sports Hub, which is the top sports radio
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: station of the country there, and we're on that station
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: at night, and there's a lot of people up in
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: Boston that are listening and call the show. But we
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: don't stop anyone. For a while, we were overtaken by
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: people in Minnesota right now. You know, it's kind of
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: bland the time, even though the Wolves are in the
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: conference finals. People are not yapping about that, So we
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: don't keep people off the air. Gunna be Dave. Whoever
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: calls and wants to talk. It just happens. A lot
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: of them are from Boston, so deal with it all right. Anyway, Well,
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: let's get to the game. What do you say here?
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: We go hit that button right.
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• 28:22
  Speaker 1: We've endored too many of these? Is it too much
• 28:24
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• 28:54
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• 28:55
  Speaker 1: Man, you're gonna play the game? Is that correct? You've
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: signed up to play the game? Do I find my
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: life away tonight? Are you guaranteeing a win? I'm guaranteeing
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: a win. If you do not win? What will happen
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: if I do not win? I guess I have to
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: take my field out of the middle militia. There's a
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: lot on the line, A lot on the line. Yeah, Hey,
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: no pressure, no pressure. It's either he's still in the
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: militia or he's done. That's it. I've taken myself out. Damn.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: Now you say you're a Chiefs fan to the casket drops,
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: but not I'm Malard militia guy. If you lose this game, yeah,
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: right here we go.
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: Well yep.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: Question number one the Colorado. The Colorado Rockies have now
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: lost eighteen consecutive series dating back the last season. Is
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: that too much or not enough?
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: Eighteen consecutive series the last season? Not too much?
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: Okay, he says too much. Let's find out two more
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: wrong answers away from being eliminated from the Matlin militia.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: The answer is not enough. The Rockies have lost twenty
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: one consecutive series, the longest streak in baseball history. As
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: they are really going for it, they are going to
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: win the Trophy for suck at the very top. Question two.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: Tyrese Halliburton just became the fifth player ever to have
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: thirty plus points, ten plus rebounds, and fifteen plus assists
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: in a playoff game. Is that too much or not enough?
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: Fifth player?
• 30:41
  Speaker 4: Not enough?
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: All right? Wow, too much. He's only the third player
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: to do that in the playoffs, joining nikoley jokicchen Oscar Robertson. Oh, Brandon,
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: this is not going well, Brandon.
• 31:01
  Speaker 5: No, it's not Hang in there, Brandon, you can do it.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna miss you.
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: Guys.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be the end of a listener. We're losing
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: a listener because he can't win a game show. Its terrible.
• 31:12
  Speaker 5: We can't have pathetic people in the militia bed.
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: That's true. Heyes, all right, Here we go question question
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: number three. There there are now only four players ahead
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: of Pete Alonso on the Mets all time home run list?
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: Is that too much or not enough?
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: Four players ahead of Peter Lonzo on the all time
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: Mets players?
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: Matt, that's not enough. You sure about that? Too much?
• 31:44
  Speaker 4: That's too much?
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: I know you all right? All right? You got that
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: one right, by she got that one right. If you
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: didn't get.
• 31:52
  Speaker 5: That one right, I really wanted to dump him.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: No, I know too much. There are only two players
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: ahead of Alonzo, David Right and Darryl Strawberry, and he
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: only has He's only fifteen home runs away from Strawberry.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: So Pete A. Lonzo is going to be mister met
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: Question number four for Brandon Number fun. Here we go.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: The Pacers have had six games in the twenty twenty
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: five playoffs where all five starters scored ten or more points.
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: Is that too much or not enough to stay alive? Brandon?
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: There's a lot of ambient noise. Brandon. You have now
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: been kicked out of the maulid Bliss, you have been decommissioned,
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: you have been excommunicated. The answer is not enough. They
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: have eight such games. That is the most by any
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: team in a single postseason since the nineteen ninety two Trailblazer.
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: Your brand, it's been an honor having you and the militia.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: We're gonna miss you, buddy life. You know, get a
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: real job. If you want to retake the oath next week,
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: will consider putting you back here. But otherwise that's it.
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: So I think you just hung up on you. That
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: was really aggressive.
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's embarrassed.
• 33:08
  Speaker 5: I would be embarrassed.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: I understand shame. He really got every he had all
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: four questions. We should have astened the fifth one. Every
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: every talent axty.
• 33:18
  Speaker 5: Maybe we should have given him a golden ticket.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: Everything he said was wrong and he listens to the show,
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: so that's probably be our problem. Anyway, we will press
• 33:27
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• 33:32
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• 33:33
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• 33:36
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• 33:40
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• 34:43
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• 34:47
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  Speaker 1: Bill Belichick being a sugar daddy, Lorena, is there a
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: silver haired fox in Hollywood or sports that you would
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: not mind being arm candy for?
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: H Oh my gosh, who's that really? Oh my gosh,
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: George Clooney. I would be his sugar baby.
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: Doesn't he live in Paris or something?
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: That I would love to live in Paris and be
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: his sugar baby. I will eat croissants all day.
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: Maybe living like an island French riviera that sounds.
• 35:16
  Speaker 5: Great too, But yeah, no, I'd pick that silver fox.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay. JT. The Wingman writes in from Knoxville, Tennessee,
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: says it's now considered summer. What type of suit should
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: I wear to the beach to look kunky for the ladies?
• 35:32
  Speaker 5: I like speedos, The tighter the better.
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: A lot of a lot of men recently have been
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: using the thongbacks.
• 35:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so cheeks out suns out buns out.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: I don't think that's true.
• 35:46
  Speaker 5: I've seen it.
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: No, I've seen it with the waxed rear ends and everything,
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: and I don't believe that.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: I choose what kind.
• 35:54
  Speaker 5: Of bathing seed do you wear?
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: Ben Burker?
• 35:58
  Speaker 5: A potato sack?
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: You wear a movement? I wear a moo, wear a Yeah,
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: what's wrong with that? Don't judge me.
• 36:05
  Speaker 5: I'm not judging.
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: Don't judge me. Let's see uh. Ferg Dog Rights Sin says,
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: I made dinner plans with my girlfriend without asking my
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: wife if she wants to come to How incredibly rude
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: was it? In classless? Was that of me?
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: No?
• 36:16
  Speaker 5: I think it's more thoughtful than anything.
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 36:18
  Speaker 5: You don't want to hurt anyone's feelings.
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: All right, BP Rights And says, should I invite my
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: girlfriend to a group dinner even though I know she
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: won't go?
• 36:28
  Speaker 5: No, don't disrupt her with that.
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: Leave her at home with a box of chocolates, maybe
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: a little fun toy that she can play with.
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 36:35
  Speaker 3: Interesting, And you go and do your thing. You don't
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: have to do everything together. Couples are fun like that.
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: Let's say hello to whoopee Pie Blair in Maine. Who's
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: randomly called up. We don't hear from Hm much anymore.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: We lost him woope past we lost him to TikTok. Hello,
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: whoopee pie Blair.
• 36:50
  Speaker 4: What's up?
• 36:52
  Speaker 5: What do you want?
• 36:54
  Speaker 4: What do I want? Lorena? I just had some things
• 36:58
  Speaker 4: on dating, so I found them out on internet, which
• 37:01
  Speaker 4: is great. So going going on a first date or
• 37:07
  Speaker 4: going on a date in general, take a girl out
• 37:10
  Speaker 4: on a date to like a picnic, on a walk
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: you have like wine with.
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: It, or well you technically can't walk and drink at
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: the same time unless you're in Vegas.
• 37:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but no, if you take a blanket, then you
• 37:25
  Speaker 4: have a blanket with you, you could you know, or
• 37:27
  Speaker 4: you know.
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: I feel like this is more of a statement than
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: a question.
• 37:33
  Speaker 4: I feel like this is, yeah, well would you would
• 37:35
  Speaker 4: you have a date with a man like at the
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: park with the blanket the wine?
• 37:40
  Speaker 5: She Oh yeah, I've done that before. I even broke
• 37:43
  Speaker 5: a pair of my favorite pants. It was the worst day.
• 37:45
  Speaker 4: Oh my god. Oh, we don't want to go into that.
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: There was another time I was there and they came up.
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: There was a photographer who came up and was like,
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: you guys are so cute. Can I take pictures of you,
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: and so we had like this little park session. So yes,
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: take your date to the park. Go and seduce them
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: in the grass, pick them some flowers, watch people play
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: with their dogs. Get a nice little tank, Blair.
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: You want us to sit you on a date, Blair.
• 38:13
  Speaker 4: That'll be amazing on the Ben Maller Show. Oh my god,
• 38:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah my god, I like that for you Whoopee Pie podcast.
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: Blair has a date.
• 38:26
  Speaker 5: We don't have time for that, all right, called blind
• 38:28
  Speaker 5: date Blair.
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: Later call back, Blair, I gotta I gotta hang up
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: on you because other people want to talk.
• 38:36
  Speaker 5: Reguarding the time, he says.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: Isaiah is in Minnesota and is on with Lorraina, the
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: Queen of Hearts.
• 38:45
  Speaker 5: Hello Isaiah, how can I help you?
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: Hello Loraina?
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: I am in a long different relationship with somebody from Kansas.
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: City, but they just lost all the five questions questions on.
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: How do I break up with them?
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: You know, honestly, in a relationship like that, I feel
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: like you should just ghost them. There's no greater shame
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: than the shame that they have bestowed upon you nation
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: like nationwide.
• 39:13
  Speaker 5: So you know what I'm saying.
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: But that was really difficult to listen to.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: So I appreciate it. Thank you.
• 39:21
  Speaker 5: I appreciated getting astray.
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was not good. Are puzzles or trivia games
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: good to help build a relationship or do they destroy? Destroy?
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: More?
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: That's from King Rory.
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: It should be a healthy, fun game. But sometimes if
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: you are really competitive, you know, you can throw the
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: board against the wall and then but you know you
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: gotta competition.
• 39:42
  Speaker 5: You gotta break up to make up baby makeup.
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: People like that makeup, like Giggy Giggdy Giggity are