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Saying Nice Things Makes Brett Goldstein Uncomfortable · Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald

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  Speaker 1: I saw something I wanted to buy you, but then
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  Speaker 1: I thought Casey said there was a moratorium unbuying you
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  Speaker 1: anything Star Wars.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so here's the thing.
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  Speaker 1: I just want to know if I had permission to
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  Speaker 1: buy you this cool thing I saw.
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  Speaker 2: It depends on what it is.
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  Speaker 3: If it's something to be turned into a set prop, no, absolutely.
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  Speaker 1: It's something you can hang on your wall.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, if it's like a vintage poster.
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  Speaker 1: Should I tell you? And if you like it, it
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  Speaker 1: could be your Christmas present.
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  Speaker 3: No, because I want my Christmas present. I want you
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  Speaker 3: to think like you would buy something that you would
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  Speaker 3: buy for yourself for Christmas. Because I've really gotten into
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  Speaker 3: lenses and.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not buying you a camera. Well, I'll just tell
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  Speaker 1: you because I don't think Casey's going to allow it.
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  Speaker 1: But I stumbled across this amazing Italian poster for the
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  Speaker 1: original Star Wars that it's uh, it's original. It was
• 1:03
  Speaker 1: the original Star Wars poster. You guys should google this.
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  Speaker 1: But it was almost it was like done like a cartoon,
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  Speaker 1: like they didn't take the exact art of the movie.
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  Speaker 1: The Italians, I guess in seventy five was it sort
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  Speaker 1: of did an interpretation of it, and it was it's
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  Speaker 1: really cool.
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  Speaker 4: Is it this one?
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  Speaker 1: Get Ustelardi? Yes, hold that up. Look Donald, it's so Goodol,
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  Speaker 1: it's beautiful. You're raising her hand. Allowed to buy you
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  Speaker 1: the Italian Star Wars?
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  Speaker 2: Why would Casey say that couldn't be bought?
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  Speaker 1: I thought that Casey was like, please, no more Star
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  Speaker 1: Wars ship on our walls.
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  Speaker 2: Please please. She sounds like a prospector Still.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like the last time I brought up something
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  Speaker 1: like this, she was like, I'm begging you.
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  Speaker 5: I need some nice art nothing Star Wars.
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  Speaker 4: Please.
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  Speaker 2: Your Casey comm impersonation is spot on. Bro.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm begging you.
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  Speaker 5: Please.
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  Speaker 1: We got enough.
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  Speaker 2: I'm begging they got enough.
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  Speaker 5: If we have one more Star Wars thing, I'm moving out.
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  Speaker 1: We already got tach Twin in the Garral She liked
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  Speaker 1: the indie poster I Got You, though, I got you,
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  Speaker 1: I Got you the UK the original UK Indiana Jones
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  Speaker 1: poster where he has a blue T shirt.
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  Speaker 2: Where he has a blue shirt on instead.
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  Speaker 1: Of I saw it in a movie, in a movie
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  Speaker 1: that took p in a movie theater. In that era,
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  Speaker 1: there was this in the UK, there was this gorgeous
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  Speaker 1: horizontal og Indiana Jones poster and I was like, I
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  Speaker 1: quickly googled there because I knew that must be original.
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  Speaker 1: They're not going to put the fake thing up. And
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  Speaker 1: then I found it. I tracked one down and I
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  Speaker 1: had it put on linen and I had it framed
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  Speaker 1: for Donald.
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  Speaker 3: Let me ask you a question, when was It's an
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  Speaker 3: amazing poster, first of all, and it made me think
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  Speaker 3: of this, and I've been wanting to talk about it
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  Speaker 3: on the podcast for a long time, and I keep
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  Speaker 3: forgetting because I smoked so much weed. But when was
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  Speaker 3: the last time? But they can it'll It'll happen eventually.
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  Speaker 3: When was the last time that you watched Raiders of
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  Speaker 3: the Lost Ark? All of you are masking all.
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  Speaker 1: Of them, I mean decades, long time, last year. Nice.
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  Speaker 3: It really is a classic movie, now, you know what
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  Speaker 3: I mean? Like when you look at the way it shot,
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  Speaker 3: the film stock, the sound, all of that stuff, it
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  Speaker 3: really is a classic movie. Like it looks like more
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  Speaker 3: like Lawrence of Arabia than it does.
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  Speaker 2: Than it does the movies that are out now.
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  Speaker 3: When it gets to Temple of Doom and everything like that,
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  Speaker 3: somehow it switches over and it's digital and all of
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  Speaker 3: that stuff and we can go on with Last Crusade,
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  Speaker 3: but Raiders of the Lost Dark and my from what
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  Speaker 3: I can imagine, is the last film that I watched
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  Speaker 3: where I was like, wow, I can I can honestly
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  Speaker 3: tell there was a difference. There was a split. This
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  Speaker 3: is where this is the last time George Lucas, in
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  Speaker 3: my opinion, he split this was it no more film,
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  Speaker 3: We're gonna move towards digital. And you can see the
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  Speaker 3: progression in in uh from that moment on it was.
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  Speaker 3: It's really interesting, like it even the sound, the way
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  Speaker 3: the the the punches, everything, it just sounds like, uh,
• 4:56
  Speaker 3: did you do you guys remember Annie?
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  Speaker 2: The movie Annie?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Did you ever watch and Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: With pun job pun jab and all that stuff. Do
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  Speaker 2: you remember when they went to the movies? Let's go
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  Speaker 2: to the movie and they're watching the movie and how old.
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  Speaker 3: That movie felt? Yes, that's what that was raised at
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  Speaker 3: a loss start, that's what it feels.
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  Speaker 1: Like now you want to revisit it.
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  Speaker 2: It's pretty good. It's really when you're seen alone, Oh
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  Speaker 2: my gosh, just everything.
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  Speaker 1: Don't I tell you guys to watch Strange Darlings that
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  Speaker 1: I mentioned that I don't recall my darlings. It's a
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  Speaker 1: movie that's out that I really highly recommend. You can
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  Speaker 1: get it on your your streaming services. But it's I
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  Speaker 1: really really recommend that I did watch something that you recommended.
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  Speaker 1: Finally ahead, what was it, Danel? It was chimp crazy amazing, Right,
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  Speaker 1: You're welcome. You were not kidding at all. It was
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  Speaker 1: that JINX level reveal at the end of episode two. Yeah, spoilers, Danel,
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  Speaker 1: No spoilers. I was reeling, reeling because I was. I was,
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  Speaker 1: you know, you're watching it and you're thinking, no, way
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  Speaker 1: does certain thing happen. And even though I was kind
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  Speaker 1: of way a certain thing happened, even though I was
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  Speaker 1: kind of expecting it, the way that it reveals itself
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  Speaker 1: is so mind boggling.
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  Speaker 4: I was.
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  Speaker 1: I was sitting up in my seat, I was leaning forward.
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  Speaker 1: I was like yelling at the TV. That was such
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  Speaker 1: a good watch.
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  Speaker 4: That's good.
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  Speaker 1: I want to talk about something else I watched that.
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  Speaker 1: Donald will appreciate because I don't usually watch animated movies.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have children.
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  Speaker 3: I wanted you to watch something else, but I appreciate
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  Speaker 3: I do appreciate you watching this.
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  Speaker 1: I watched this movie and it was so amazing. If
• 6:44
  Speaker 1: you have kids, especially watch this, but even if you don't,
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  Speaker 1: The Wild Robot. Yeah, so dude, that must be. That's
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  Speaker 1: one of the best movies of the year.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, dude, my kids and my wife watched that shit.
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  Speaker 3: I passed out in the middle of it.
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  Speaker 2: I liked it.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't go back and finish it.
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  Speaker 3: I got the gist. But I'm crying with them in
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  Speaker 3: the end. All right, I'm crying with them in the end.
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  Speaker 3: All right, let's just put it down.
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  Speaker 2: Let's this way.
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  Speaker 1: You fell asleep, woke up, and then still cry and
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  Speaker 1: still Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: That's funny, yo, But for real, man, that movie is
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  Speaker 3: that from what I saw and the way my kids
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  Speaker 3: responded to it, Like, my son really responded to it.
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  Speaker 2: He turned to my wife and was like.
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  Speaker 6: Mom, I know sometimes I don't act like I don't
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  Speaker 6: appreciate you. I know I sometimes act like that, but
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  Speaker 6: I really do appreciate everything you do.
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  Speaker 1: From men, God, that's so sweet.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, I fucking love this movie. Yeah, this
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  Speaker 3: is the best movie ever. My wife never felt more
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  Speaker 3: appreciated ever like it.
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  Speaker 1: But it's beautiful.
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  Speaker 2: It is beautiful, man, keep it one hund.
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  Speaker 1: It's beautiful, and you know, my mom, as you guys
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  Speaker 1: know because she came on the podcast, is an adoption
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  Speaker 1: specialist who was a psychologist specializing in adoption and birth
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  Speaker 1: mothers her whole career. And I had this just realization
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  Speaker 1: while I was watching it. It's also just it's such
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  Speaker 1: a beautiful adoption story. If you have adopted kids, and
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  Speaker 1: I mean all children will appreciate it, but if you
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  Speaker 1: happen to have adoption in your life, it really is
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  Speaker 1: about this robot adopting this baby bird and learning how
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  Speaker 1: to parent. I mean, I don't want to ruin anything.
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  Speaker 1: It's just so moving to me. I clutched my pearls
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  Speaker 1: for most of it.
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  Speaker 2: It's a good movie. A good movie.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I want to see a Nora that's the one.
• 8:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, I want you to watch Running Scared. Man,
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  Speaker 2: I think.
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  Speaker 1: We should remake Running Scared. I have never seen Running Scared.
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  Speaker 2: It's so good, and not the one with Paul Walker.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like where every a lot of the young
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  Speaker 3: audience is gonna go for.
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  Speaker 1: Oh is that did Paul Walker remake the movie?
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  Speaker 2: No, there was a movie called similarly.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, similarly, we're talking about the one with Gregory Hines
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  Speaker 3: and Billy Crystal this movie.
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  Speaker 2: I'm telling you, just give it a one.
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  Speaker 1: Did you watch it? I said, caseld me up, Casey
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  Speaker 1: told me you were rewatching it.
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  Speaker 3: It still holds up, you know what I mean. It's
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  Speaker 3: like the jokes are the jokes are of the time, obviously.
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  Speaker 3: But dude, man, it's Billy Crystal and Gregory Hines and Jimmy.
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  Speaker 1: Jimmy SMI what yeah, bad guy right, yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Man, and freaking Joey Pants is in it. Like, dude,
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  Speaker 2: it's a good movie.
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  Speaker 1: We could still have Jimmy young Joey Pants too. We
• 9:44
  Speaker 1: can have Jimmy Smith's come back and be the bad
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  Speaker 1: guy again.
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  Speaker 7: Amazing.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, man, but that would be that would be pretty cool.
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  Speaker 2: But I mean, I'm not I'm not going to ruin
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  Speaker 2: this by saying this, but he dies in the end.
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  Speaker 1: Oh spoilers, Donald, that's not.
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  Speaker 2: A first the nineties. It's an eighties movie.
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  Speaker 4: Man.
• 10:02
  Speaker 2: They all all the bad guys die in the Internet.
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  Speaker 7: Ship, which he said it in Chicago, Donald, keep it
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  Speaker 7: the same city.
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  Speaker 2: So here's the thing. I'm not from Chicago.
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  Speaker 3: I couldn't necessarily portray the Chicago cop as well as
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  Speaker 3: to take it to someone from Chicago.
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  Speaker 2: I would want to do it in New York.
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  Speaker 3: But you know, hey, I mean I was just in
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  Speaker 3: New York at a police station.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't get arrested. I lost my wallet.
• 10:29
  Speaker 1: It was about you know, what's the dance movie with
• 10:34
  Speaker 1: Gregory Hines and Barishnakough. Why don't we remake that White Knights.
• 10:37
  Speaker 1: Let's remake White Knights?
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  Speaker 2: Say you say?
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  Speaker 1: Say it together? Say it for all the loved White
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  Speaker 1: Knights when I was a kid, which is weird because
• 10:46
  Speaker 1: it's by no means a kid's movie.
• 10:48
  Speaker 2: And but it's about breaking down the walls between America
• 10:51
  Speaker 2: and Russia, like they.
• 10:52
  Speaker 1: I know, swap swap. Do you remember? Do you all?
• 10:56
  Speaker 2: Have you seen this movie Defector?
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  Speaker 7: We have it?
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  Speaker 1: Watch it isn't this It's amazing. And it's about a
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  Speaker 1: Russian ballet dancer who wants to defect from Russia and
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  Speaker 1: Gregory Hines, who plays an insane tap dancer.
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  Speaker 2: I forget it, like a dancer in Russia. He defected
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  Speaker 2: to Russia.
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  Speaker 1: Why did he even defect to Russia?
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  Speaker 2: Yes?
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  Speaker 1: Why did he go to Russia?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. That's the movie, man, Like that's what
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  Speaker 2: I remember it as.
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  Speaker 7: When plane makes an allergency landing in Siberia, ballet dancer
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  Speaker 7: Nikolay is recognized as a defector and brought into custody,
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  Speaker 7: so he doesn't defect, but he's recognized as a defector
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  Speaker 7: after an emergency landing.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I see, but then there is a big tap scene,
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  Speaker 1: isn't it dond But the Phil Collins song? Was that
• 11:54
  Speaker 1: an original Phil Collins song from the movie say.
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  Speaker 2: You He's not Phil Collins? Brought up? It was Lionel
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  Speaker 2: Ritchie line.
• 12:02
  Speaker 1: Now isn't there a full Colin song in the movie too?
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  Speaker 3: No, you're thinking of, You're thinking of against all odds.
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  Speaker 3: And take a look at me.
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  Speaker 1: Now, that's such a bop.
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  Speaker 3: Because there's just an empty place space. You're coming back
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  Speaker 3: to me. It's against it's a chance I take.
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  Speaker 1: That's a bop. Take a look at me now. My
• 12:32
  Speaker 1: doctor scared the ship out of me this morning. I
• 12:34
  Speaker 1: didn't like it. I went and had this body scan. Donald,
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  Speaker 1: you would like this. As someone who's in a hypochondriac
• 12:44
  Speaker 1: You go in this MRI machine and they search your
• 12:46
  Speaker 1: entire body for any tumors. And I just did it
• 12:53
  Speaker 1: because like you told me to do it. And I
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  Speaker 1: think when you leave, they're like Okay, it's going to
• 12:59
  Speaker 1: be two weeks, you'll hear. So this morning I get
• 13:04
  Speaker 1: a text it's like, the doctor would like to discuss
• 13:08
  Speaker 1: your m Ariah results with you. And then and then
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  Speaker 1: the text was like, how's the seventh how's like the
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  Speaker 1: seventeenth of November? It's the seventh today. I'm like, what
• 13:21
  Speaker 1: you're telling me that he got the results instantaneously, he
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  Speaker 1: wants to discuss them in person, but he wants to
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  Speaker 1: wait till this for ten days.
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  Speaker 7: Mm hmmm.
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  Speaker 1: So I called that motherfucker up real quick.
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  Speaker 2: That's hold up. That's usually a good sign. No, hold up,
• 13:42
  Speaker 2: that's good.
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: Why what do we have to talk about in person?
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: Do I have cancer or not?
• 13:47
  Speaker 3: If you did, he would want to talk to you
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  Speaker 3: right away to get you on into of course.
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  Speaker 1: But like, why are we? Why are we talking about anything?
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: Why are we talking about anything? And why are we
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  Speaker 1: waiting ten days?
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  Speaker 7: Shoot me?
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  Speaker 1: And I can't exactly what. I don't know either, so
• 14:03
  Speaker 1: let's go. I texted him. I was like, what the fuck?
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  Speaker 4: What are you doing?
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna ruin my whole day. I'm too neurotic for this.
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  Speaker 2: What do you saying?
• 14:11
  Speaker 1: He goes, it's it's standard procedure when you have an MRI,
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  Speaker 1: you discuss it. I go, well, now you got me scared.
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: He goes, oh, no, everything's fine. You worry about Like,
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: what the fuck did you text me that for. I
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: don't need to come out.
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  Speaker 7: And lead with that. Everything's fine.
• 14:26
  Speaker 2: I just want to go over. I'm not coming in.
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: I'm not coming in in ten days to look at nothing.
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  Speaker 5: I'm busy.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. But for a solid twenty minutes, I
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: was like, I'm dying. I'm dying. Start giving away shit,
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: you start giving away, start giving away clothes. Donald can
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: have these sucks.
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  Speaker 3: I want the money I've left you no money.
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: My mom gets all my money.
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: There it is.
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  Speaker 1: I'm taking my mom to the baby, to baby gallap.
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: I guess you're not coming Donald, you know what? Like
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: once again Donald and Casey have bailed on something we
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: were going to do together.
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: Here is the thing, bro, keeping it one hundred with you.
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  Speaker 3: I respect the gala and I'm really down to go,
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  Speaker 3: but it is on a weekend. I do have time
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  Speaker 3: to myself on these days, and I don't want to
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  Speaker 3: spend it.
• 15:33
  Speaker 7: I actually understand it. It's usually Donald, I'm like, get
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  Speaker 7: out but lately I've been creating so much alone time.
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  Speaker 2: Fine. Fine.
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  Speaker 1: The point is that once a year there's this very
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: big gala in LA and it's all for impoverished children,
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: and it's a big deal and we often go. Donald
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  Speaker 1: Casey and I have gone. I've taken my mom a
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  Speaker 1: few times. Has been a few years since I've taken
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  Speaker 1: my mom, but I'm taking her this year. And Donald
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: and Casey and I had all discussed going.
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  Speaker 2: Here's the thing. I want to sit on the table
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  Speaker 2: with you, though. Bro.
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  Speaker 3: It is a big fundraiser and it's a great fundraiser,
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  Speaker 3: and it does things like gives gives diapers to to
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  Speaker 3: This is the one of the most important things that
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: parents need, young parents need.
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  Speaker 2: It gives diapers to children.
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  Speaker 1: It gives a lot of money for a great cause.
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  Speaker 1: And you also run into people you have seen in
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  Speaker 1: a while. And I was excited, and Donald and Casey
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  Speaker 1: had said they were going, and I invited my mom
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  Speaker 1: and she's she went and got a beautiful gown and
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: it's black tigh. And then I check in with Casey
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  Speaker 1: and Donald.
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  Speaker 2: You are a fucking asshole. Fuck you dude, don't even
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: try this.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: Don't even what is false. What have I said false
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: thus far?
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  Speaker 2: It's you're just misleading. It's not false. You're saying everything
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  Speaker 2: is true, but you are misleading. Pressure.
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  Speaker 1: I haven't any pressure. Hold on pressure to go to
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: a charity event.
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  Speaker 2: You were like, Yo, hold on, this shit costs money.
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: Hold on it is a charity event.
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you can afford it. You donate to a charity,
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: you can afford a ticket. That's why you give charity.
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: Pear pressure again.
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  Speaker 1: So then I check in with and Donald, and Casey's like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: we ain't going no more. And I'm like what we
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: never got a.
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  Speaker 5: Sitter and and I if we ain't gonna be able
• 17:20
  Speaker 5: to sit next to you, We're just not don't do it.
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  Speaker 5: I never did get a gown. I don't have to
• 17:28
  Speaker 5: get hair and make up. Please, no more Star Wars
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  Speaker 5: things on the walls.
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  Speaker 2: Oh man, you do her dirty.
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: Well, I guess y'all ain't going, But I'm taking my mom.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: My mom's so cute. My mom this morning texted me.
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: She she I set up with a stylist and everything,
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: and she's so cute. She's she's like family dressed, and
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: she's sent me all these cute pictures of her in
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: her dress and I'm just gonna be so sweet. It's
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: Saturday night. Yeah. Anyway, Donald, I'm sorry that you don't
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: like giving to a good cause. But to each their own.
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: That's some bullshit, bro, I do like giving too a
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: good cause. I just I'm gonna be honest with you.
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: Man. Look, you know me. You don't like to know
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: how I am.
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: Youse, I got it.
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: It's just what it is.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: There's no judgment. Some people don't like to leave the house.
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: I like to leave the house, but I like to
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: leave the house and do Look. Man, the last time
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: I went, we had such a good time. But we
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: sat together, we drank together, we laughed together. I don't
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: want to sit at a table with people I don't know.
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: I don't want to freaking I mean, it just sounds
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: like an asshole thing to say. But like, yo, what
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: if I get sat at a table with an asshole
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: and that's gonna suck and it can happen, and so
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: you know.
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: Well, I think at these type of things, you're not
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: like stuck at your table. You're mingling, you're talking to friends.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: You know so many people.
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: No, there's a cop, there's a meal that's served all
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: types says ship man, I want to sit with you.
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: I want to go with you.
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: I want to be with you, guys.
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: I want to be with you guys.
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: Do you know the movie, Danie. Let's see if Daniel
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: knows the movie.
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: It has no clue.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: I want to be with you guys. The first thing
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: that came to mind was Goonies. But I think I'm wrong.
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: It's close, No, it has it has not one person.
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: And Goonies is in that movie.
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: Well, it's not cast close, it's Era close. I don't
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: know what I want to be with Candles. It's sixteen Candles. Oh,
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: I love that movie. It's a scene at the prom
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: and there's a nerdy kid and his parents are forcing
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: him to go to the prom and they push him
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: into the gym and they close the doors and he goes.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: But I want to be with you, guys.
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: I want to say, I want to be with you guys.
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: That's funny, all right, Donald. So I'll let the charity
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: know that you're not charitable.
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: It's not that I'm not charitable. I'll totally give money
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: to a charity.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: To the charity, Oh, really, do you plan to give
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: money to the charity?
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: Not really, but I will put me on the spot
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: ship if that's what it takes.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: To fucking.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: God, You're hilarious.
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: Hilarious, This whole court's hilarious.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: My mom and I will will represent for for the
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: fase On family.
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: You guys won't dance like we dance when we're at
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: that thing.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: No, we're probably not going to dance. I believe they're
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: honoring Charlie's throne. Oh we should go.
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: That's a buddy, we should go.
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a shame. You could still go.
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I know we text her, let me text.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: I just don't understand why. You know, there's so many
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: things that get promised and then not fulfilled upon.
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: Did we go to Vegas?
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because Casey thought you did.
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: We have a good time. Did we have a good
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: time in Vegas? Do you want to discuss Do you
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: want to discuss what you guys said about me last week?
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: Do you want to Can we talk about can we
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: talk about how you got in your feelings?
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: We could totally discuss.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: We missed the weeks, so we haven't been able to
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: talk about that. Oh my god, this is the funniest
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: thing in the world. So I'm talking.
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: I don't know if it's funny, but I do want
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: to discuss it.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: Casey. I was facetiming Casey and she said that Donald
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: got in his feelings about something that happened on the podcast.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, what could possibly have put Donald in
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: his feelings? And she said that when you said that
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: no one would subscribe to his only fans?
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: No, because first it started off as no woman would subscribe,
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: No woman, no young woman.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: Because I don't think of women.
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: And then you said and then you said no gay man. No, No,
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: you said yes, you guys.
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: Said say that.
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: I said, I said, gay man.
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: Would love your Who was a guest that day?
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: It was Michael Yury, don't remember Michael Urry.
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Michael Yury, a gay man said that no gay
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: man would ever.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: No, I think you may kid subscribe.
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: That's not what I sound. Cut to the tape right here,
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: all I know.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: Cut to it, Okay, cut to the section right here. Daniel. Yeah,
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: I don't think you're gonna make that much. I think
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: it's a niche mark.
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: You dude, Fuck you, dude. My ass is fucking beautiful.
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: And I'm sure so it's beautiful.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: I'm sure there's a lot of gay men that would
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: be intrigued.
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: And straight women.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: I don't know how many straight women want to see
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: your balls for money, but maybe I can, Dannel, what
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: are your thoughts. It's certainly possible, I mean.
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: Survey says, Survey says, Dan. How much money do you
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: drin get women out there?
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: I'm sure there's plenty of people who would want to
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: see Donald's balls.
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: No, he's saying there's no women that want to see I'm.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: Sure some women or people.
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: I'm sure no, no, no, he said, no women.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: I'm sureing for ten bucks, there's women who'd be like,
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: I'm curious.
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: He said. He said, only gay men would want to
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: see my balls.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: I'm sure there are women as well.
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: But Daniel, do you think the biggest percentage of the
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: of the pie chart be would be gay men? I
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: think the biggest patriot would be a straight Scrubs fans man.
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: I mean, I mean I think the curiosity would probably
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: get them. Yeah, yeah, absolutely absolutely.
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: And you know, like like mid forties women who love clueless.
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: Probably thank you, thank you, thank you. Yes, I don't
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: know about gay men. I'm not sure. If I don't know,
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: what are you talking about? I wouldn't get gay. Man,
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: if you listen, if you're not into this, you don't,
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: you don't deserve it anyway. Then how about that. If
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: y'all ain't into this, then you don't deserve it. That's universal.
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: That's for everybody out there.
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: I'll tell the games.
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: I'll let them know.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: All right now that we're back, that we've watched that.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: I want to clarify something I didn't mean to get
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: you and your feelings about no one subscribing to your
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: only fan.
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: You said, no one would want to freaking subscribe.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: No, here's what I mentioned, my only fan. Here's because
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: and dude, but too well, Joelle, he wasn't kidding. Casey
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: was like yo, yo. Donald got in his feelings about
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: what you said that no one would watch his only.
• 24:11
  Speaker 7: He said, I still have sexual powers, and I want
• 24:13
  Speaker 7: my best friend to acknowledge it.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: No, listen, Donald, I want you to know I would subscribe.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: I would watch the fun.
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: That's that's not what I'm asking for, all right, that's
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: not and I'm.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: Sure listen, I don't know what I don't know, Joelle.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: Do you think Let's ask Joelle a question, Joelle, do
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: you think straight women are subscribing to sexy men's only fans?
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: Is that something that straight women do.
• 24:43
  Speaker 7: I think in a far lower percentage ry than straight
• 24:47
  Speaker 7: or gay men.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: I can't.
• 24:50
  Speaker 7: None of my friends to me that they subscribe to OnlyFans.
• 24:54
  Speaker 7: But I'm sure at least I.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: Was saying to you, Donald, is what I was saying
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: to you, Donald, is I think that when I think
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: of OnlyFans, it's men watching women. I imagine gay men
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: watching men. I don't. I don't think of it as
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: a site, And I could be totally wrong. Where straight
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: women are going on to look at men beating off
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: or showing their balls or whatever.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: But would they go to a site to watch a
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: straight man do stop motion animation?
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: No? Absolutely not, absolutely not.
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: I don't want you to disagree, homeboy, but I don't disagree, homeboy.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: I just don't always want you to know that I
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: would watch.
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: Your own doing stop motion animation. Absolutely, somebody's watching.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: I think I go back to what Michael. I think
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: nobody what Michael Uri said, and the bulk of the
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: subscribers would be curious Scrubs fans.
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: No, that was what Daniel said.
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, Daniel said that. Yeah, straight Scrubs fans. I
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: don't want you. I don't want you to be in
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: your feelings about it.
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: I would love anymore.
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: Are you guys are just assholes and don't know anything
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: about anything.
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: Casey said that. I was like, oh, Ship, what did
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: I say? And she was like, he's all upset in
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: his feelings that y'all wouldn't watch his only fans.
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: That's not that you wouldn't watch my only fantas that
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: you think that?
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: No one, Well, I think you've got to watch thinking that.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: What I was saying was that women don't find you
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: attracted with.
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: You and then and then the gay man said, and
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: gay men don't find you attractive either.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, I don't think that's what happened.
• 26:29
  Speaker 7: Bagir Energy Donald and I'm sure yeah, Donald.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: Bear energy to come on and the Straight Scrubs fans.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: If you're gay and you would like to watch Donald's
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: only fans, let us let us know, let us.
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: Send send the emails to Joel.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: Yes, actually, actually, why don't we have If you're a
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: gay person, who would who would subscribe to Donald Faison,
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: we'd love to have you on the show as a guest.
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: And Joelle, what's the email to have them, come on,
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: scrubs rubs right? Wait, can I get a guess? Absolutely,
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: it's not gonna be a We don't want to do
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: a whole hour with you. We would just like to
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: if you could send us a quick, thirty second video
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: letting us know what you would like to see on
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: Donald's only words with words, use your words, don't be shy,
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: and don't and don't censor yourself, Like, really, you would
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: like a guest who really can articulate what they'd like
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: to see.
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: Your clothes listen, don't go.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, YouTube appropiate, but you can don't censor yourself.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: If you're like, I want to see Donald fist himself
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: whatever it is, let us know.
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 27:43
  Speaker 7: I was not prepared.
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: I know that my moms are long enough to do.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: You don't know if you could fist yourself. You could
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: fist yourself if.
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: The money is right, If the money is right. I
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: don't know if you.
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: Could build the whole Star Wars universe in your garage,
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: but it would be my fist, right fist, Yeah, it's
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: your fist. It's not the guest fist unless that's what
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: the guest wants.
• 28:11
  Speaker 7: What have we got Brett in.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: Here is Brett here? Yeah, all right, everybody, we have
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: Brett Goldstein on the program. He is the hottest star
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: of the moment. We're very lucky to have him. He's
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: a wonderful mention of a human being. Donald count Sen.
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: I've got many questions. Seven eight stories.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: I'm not sure we made about a bunch of docs
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: and nurses.
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: I said, he's a story natural, so YadA around here,
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: yeada round here.
• 28:46
  Speaker 8: But oh under his applause, Daniel, ladies and gentlemen, the
• 28:59
  Speaker 8: Legen and Jerry Gret Goldstein.
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: We did it big, you guys, we did it.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: Listen.
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: I think we got a fucking real a listener.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: We got a big star.
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: Were just got to cut right to it. No offense, no,
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: let's get into it.
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: Listen.
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: Calm down.
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: I noticed that you've been lifting weights.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: Calm down, Okay, Donald's very excited you're here, Brett, Brett.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: That's These are our our support team, our producer Joe Well,
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: our engineer Daniel Hey.
• 29:27
  Speaker 4: Big big fan of of your work. I'm a big
• 29:30
  Speaker 4: fan of the podcast. I've been listening since the beginning.
• 29:34
  Speaker 4: Honored to do this. It's so nice and we've done.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: It It's so nice to have you on the show
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: because we've been wanting to have you. We have so
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: many things to talk to you about. We don't even
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: know where to begin because we have so many questions
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: for you.
• 29:49
  Speaker 4: But can we talk listen, I want to start.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: What do you want to talk about?
• 29:55
  Speaker 4: You can talk about my experience working We've donal because
• 29:59
  Speaker 4: it was one of my it was like my most
• 30:03
  Speaker 4: exciting first sort of time in Hollywood where I was like,
• 30:07
  Speaker 4: holy ship. I did this pilot with this how all
• 30:11
  Speaker 4: of this began as I did this pilot with Bill
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: Lawrence and it was called space.
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: Based out Yeah out, And I remember and it was
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: about going to Mars, about going to Mars.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god, Bill Lawrence. Everybody crashing
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: the podcast behind bred Goldstein really heard he can't hear
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: anything because he doesn't have he's doing finger countdown on
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: his fingers.
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: Phil, do we do we even have an opening?
• 30:50
  Speaker 4: Like a they're being so sorry. I realized, Okay, they're
• 30:58
  Speaker 4: very excited to see it, but they able to hear
• 30:59
  Speaker 4: me scream five.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you were able to hear that you're doing it
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: whenever I want.
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: For the rest of the interview, they said Brett.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: Brett work in five up off, turn it off? Thank you,
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: all right, get him out of there, get him out
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: of there, Brett, all right, all right, so you guys,
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: thank you. Get him out of there. Breath. I I
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: don't want this. I don't want the audience to think
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: that Brett and Bill live together. Brett is currently writing
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: his show Shrinking with Bill, and they work in the
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: same office.
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: Okay, but we also do live together. So I so
• 31:50
  Speaker 4: I get Hi. I'm a big Scrubs fan. I got
• 31:53
  Speaker 4: hired to do this pilot and then Bill says, oh,
• 31:56
  Speaker 4: we're going to bring in Donald and I was like,
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: what the fuck?
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember, I remember making that pilot. I remember
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: you being.
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: The sweetest person on the planet. You hugged a lot.
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: I remember you hugging me. Hug he is Brett is
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: a Brett is a great hugger.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: Because he's very muscular. So when you hug him, you
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: get a lot of muscles in your hug.
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: I squeeze.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: I like to see, were you always musk Were you
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: always a fit person? I don't mean in the British sense,
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: in the American sense? You were you always a muscular fellow?
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: Into ship into being in shape.
• 32:36
  Speaker 4: I always did. I always did push ups like us
• 32:39
  Speaker 4: in prison.
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: Mm hm, nice.
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: Let's go back. I want to go back to when
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: I met you, I Bred Goldstein. I met you on
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: a show called Ted Lasso. I was directing the second
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: episode of the series.
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: He's under s applause down.
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was called Biscuits. It was the one about
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: the biscuits. And I thought, I think our audience would
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: love to know this unique story about how you got cast, because,
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: for those of you who don't know, Brett was hired
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: by Bill because they had this relationship you just mentioned
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: as a writer on Ted last. So Bill really thought
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: Brett was very talented as a writer, and he wanted
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: obviously some English perspective on the story. So Brett, tell us,
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: how tell the audience how that happened? Because you were
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: not in any way up for the part of Roy Kent,
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: and you did something that I think is really courageous
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: and ballsy and an inspiration to other creative people out there.
• 33:41
  Speaker 4: What happened was we were writing the show and I
• 33:44
  Speaker 4: sort of secretly thought about episode five, randomisode five. I
• 33:49
  Speaker 4: was like, oh, I think I know Roy Kent. I
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: know what I really felt a cooling, like I think
• 33:55
  Speaker 4: I'm meant to be Roy Kent, but I also know
• 33:57
  Speaker 4: no one's thinking of me for this, and it is
• 33:59
  Speaker 4: an embarrassing thing to ask in the writer's room, and
• 34:02
  Speaker 4: if I ask to even audition, it's going to make
• 34:05
  Speaker 4: everyone uncomfortable. Whatever's going to feel embarrassed and awkward because
• 34:08
  Speaker 4: also no one's thinking of me in this way. So
• 34:10
  Speaker 4: when we finished the writers room, I did a self tape.
• 34:13
  Speaker 4: I filmed five scenes and I was flying back to
• 34:16
  Speaker 4: England and I emailed Bill and I said, look, I
• 34:21
  Speaker 4: secretly think I could be Roy Kent, but I know
• 34:24
  Speaker 4: this is really awkward. Here's a tape. If it's shit,
• 34:27
  Speaker 4: pretend you never got it. I will never ask you
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: about it. This is between us. But if it's good
• 34:35
  Speaker 4: here at Peguy. And when I landed in London, I
• 34:39
  Speaker 4: had an email from Bill saying this.
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: Is fucking brilliant and oh my god. It was very exciting,
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: very but that was so that was so vulnerable and
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: ballsy of you, because you know it could have gone
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: the other way where he was like, oh great, and
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: then you then somebody else gets the part and you're
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: there and you feel like you put yourself out there,
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: but it didn't pay off.
• 34:59
  Speaker 4: Well, well, it was like, what's the worst case. The
• 35:02
  Speaker 4: worst cause scenario is the worst guy scenario because I
• 35:05
  Speaker 4: thought it for it is that he feels so uncomfortable
• 35:08
  Speaker 4: that if there's a season two I don't get asked
• 35:11
  Speaker 4: back to write on it because he doesn't want to
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: ever see me again. Yeah, that was the worst case.
• 35:17
  Speaker 4: But then on the other hand, I always think of
• 35:20
  Speaker 4: these things, well, have you got to lose? It doesn't matter,
• 35:22
  Speaker 4: nothing matters. It may as well, you know what I mean.
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: But that attitude, which I think is an inspiration to
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: people out there listening, whether they're going to make that
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: courageous choice or not, changed your entire life. I mean,
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: the decision of you to really send on that email
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: which was ballsy and which was vulnerable, and which was
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: courageous and to chutzpah changed your entire life, which I
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: just think is so inspirational on the people.
• 35:48
  Speaker 4: I mean, you don't know, you didn't. I didn't know that.
• 35:50
  Speaker 4: Like I said, that's the other thing. Is the reality, true, true,
• 35:54
  Speaker 4: true reality. I've made loads of stuff, I've made this pilot,
• 35:57
  Speaker 4: We've done it honestly, honestly, the pilot that me and
• 36:00
  Speaker 4: did was brilliant, Like I thought that was going to
• 36:03
  Speaker 4: be Remember when we like it was.
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: We got close. Yeah, we got so close. It was
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: on the bubble of it looked like it was going
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: to go.
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: I mean Rubin.
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: Directed it too, you know it was. And we had
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: Rubin directing, bill writing, and then the cast was like
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: a bunch of young comedian type uh uh sketch so
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: funny like some of yes, some of the guys were
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: influencers and stuff, and we're doing things online and stuff
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: like that.
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: Like it was really ahead of its time, and I
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: thought it was going to go. Man, it was like
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: scrubs and space to keep it one hundred with you, scrubs.
• 36:42
  Speaker 4: And nastas and scrubs in a rocket factory. And when
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: we remember when on that last day we filmed over
• 36:48
  Speaker 4: a week and on the last day, I remember side
• 36:50
  Speaker 4: the city because I was like, I guess.
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: This is it.
• 36:52
  Speaker 4: Boys definitely shook my hand and he said see you
• 36:56
  Speaker 4: in August because we're going to be making this thing.
• 36:58
  Speaker 4: And I went back to England, you know, pack it
• 37:01
  Speaker 4: up my house. I guess I'm moving to Hollywood. Baby.
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I never know, You never know.
• 37:08
  Speaker 4: So my point is when I did the boy Ken thing,
• 37:10
  Speaker 4: there wasn't a part of me if if you put
• 37:12
  Speaker 4: all the pressure on of like this is the life change.
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: It was like by that stage, I didn't think anything
• 37:18
  Speaker 4: was going to happen, as in I thought would make
• 37:20
  Speaker 4: a good show and no one would see it. Well
• 37:22
  Speaker 4: you know what I mean, Like I didn't expect.
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: I just think it's good to have the balls and
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: the courage to try. I wrote, I don't know, you
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: don't know this story, Brett, but the audience I've told
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: this story, but I'll tell it quickly. I wrote a
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: first season of Scrubs. I wrote a spec script for scrub.
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: Do you know the story? You know the story.
• 37:40
  Speaker 4: It's one of my favorite stories.
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: I'll tell it quickly for audience that doesn't know the story.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: But I had such balls, I had such courage. I
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: had such I did such I don't know.
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: You were a naive man, but.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: I was also no but I was very driven. I
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: didn't pay off. I didn't pay off that day, but
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: it would pay off in other ways throughout the course
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: of my career. But I wrote a whole episode of Scrubs,
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: and I had the balls to give it to Bill
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: and go, I would really like to write an episode
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: of the show.
• 38:09
  Speaker 8: Mind you.
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: This is season one and.
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: So three bro. Yes, it was. It was pretty early.
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: It was pretty No, you know what it couldn't been.
• 38:20
  Speaker 4: It wasn't.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: It wasn't but uh. I gave it to Bill and
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: he this is non exaggeration. It's gonna sound like the
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: cartoon movie version of this.
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: A p A.
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: I gave it to Bill, and a PA brought it
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: to me the next morning and said, hey, I found
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: this on the in the parking lot and it's got
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: your name on it, and it had a tire track
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: over the title page of the of the screen and
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: Bill Bill Bill claims that he must have left it
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: on the rumor's car because he drove over it.
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: I think he was making a point. I think Bill
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: loves you so much. I think Bill put the tire
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: mark over it. No, he did, and freaking I mean.
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: He read it. He ultimately.
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: I think he read it and said, wow, really cool.
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: This kid's got fucking huge balls. I got to teach
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: him a lesson.
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: I don't think I don't think he purposely drove over it.
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: I think he It shows how he felt about it. Like, oh,
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: this fucking kid, and then forgot it on his roof.
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: But he did ultimately read it and he gave me
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: notes on it, so and then, and you know, it
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: did lay some foundation for what was to come, but
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: he wasn't ready to take me seriously at that point
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: as a writer.
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: I mean, some of the best stories are when people
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: take control of their destiny and take a leap, you know.
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: I think that's.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: Yes, that's what I'm trying to highlight about Brett Goldstein.
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: I say that ship, then, man, your dad around it, like, yo,
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: you got balls, Brett, that's the dopest ship we've heard
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: man to take.
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: To take a page out of out of Zach's book,
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: out of all of the really dope creators, you did
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: something that we all admire, and that is you took
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: control of your destiny and fucking made something happens.
• 40:23
  Speaker 4: Thank you very much, Thank you.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: And I just think that's I think that's an inspiration. Now,
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: how did Jason? You know, Jason was your another co
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: creator and and you obviously you dipped your toe in
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: the water with Bill. How did Jason? I mean obviously
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: he loved it too, or he wouldn't have cast you
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: but how did they go with Jason?
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: Well, I believe because I wasn't there then because I
• 40:44
  Speaker 4: was backing on this, so I believe. Then Bill took
• 40:47
  Speaker 4: it to Jason, and then Jason liked it, and then
• 40:50
  Speaker 4: they showed all the writers in the writer's room. They
• 40:54
  Speaker 4: went are we wrong?
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: Is this good?
• 40:58
  Speaker 4: And then I had to and then got said to
• 41:00
  Speaker 4: Apple and the thing that was the truth is that
• 41:03
  Speaker 4: I forget this bit. Is that actually the self tape
• 41:07
  Speaker 4: I've done, You know, if you like, My managers have
• 41:11
  Speaker 4: like a self tape room in their office. So I've
• 41:13
  Speaker 4: just gone to their office and they will have a
• 41:16
  Speaker 4: whoever's like an intern, they will have an intern read
• 41:19
  Speaker 4: in with you. But the intern that they had was
• 41:22
  Speaker 4: this Swedish guy. So I was doing my scenes with
• 41:25
  Speaker 4: Keeley the off camera was a Swedish man doing so
• 41:32
  Speaker 4: Apple eventually asked, just in case, could you do it
• 41:35
  Speaker 4: with a woman, just to see this sounds right? So
• 41:37
  Speaker 4: I had to redo it.
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: I always think that's important to tell actors that I
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: know it's not always possible, but try and try and
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: read with someone who's at least a decent actor or
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: an ideally the right sex.
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: Don't do it with your.
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: Wife though, well, really, isn't your wife now?
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: My wife tries to support me, and all I get is,
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: you're gonna do it like that.
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's your unique situation. I just think it's when
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: when I when I as a director, when I watch
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: tapes and the person off camera is like, but there's
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: a fire in the house and we need to get
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: out as soon as possible. It's very distracting, and you're like,
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: you know, sometimes you can't avoid it because that's all
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: you got.
• 42:16
  Speaker 4: But but sometimes, you know, when you watch celtices, you
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: know when the person off camera wants apart, when they're
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: really when they're like you can hear them cry really,
• 42:28
  Speaker 4: and you're like, we know what you do. I was ahead, No,
• 42:35
  Speaker 4: I was just making observation as a fan of the podcast.
• 42:37
  Speaker 4: I've never seen it, and I just Joel, do you
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: do you look so lovingly at the screen at all times?
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Joel's our supports system. She's like a big hug.
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: She just supports us so comfortable, and then she only
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: she only pipes in when we've said something inappropriate that
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: we need.
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: That's not true, that's not true.
• 42:55
  Speaker 4: You really you really look like you you really if
• 42:58
  Speaker 4: I may say, you really like you love these guys.
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: We love Joel. We couldn't make the show without her.
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: Bro she makes the whole thing run.
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: Look, Daniel and Joel when we first started this show,
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: they were not supposed to be on the show. They
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: were just supposed to be producers. And we just had
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: so much fun talking to them. And also it was
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: during COVID and everything like that, so it like kind
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: of forced us all to really express what we were
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: going through and you know, what what our lives were
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: like at that moment, and it just made for good podcasts.
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: I can't see the podcast without them. Now.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: Well, we just enjoy talking to them so much, and
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: we're a family here, so we we love having them
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: be a part of it. Even though Daniel's probably off
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: camera playing a video game right now. They played they
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: played the Twitch Yeah, Zach.
• 44:00
  Speaker 4: You Then Zach then directed to Lasso and I was
• 44:03
  Speaker 4: a very big fan of Scrubs and I was really
• 44:06
  Speaker 4: nervous of meeting Zach as I was when I met
• 44:09
  Speaker 4: you Donald and Zach. I didn't realize it was very
• 44:14
  Speaker 4: very charming. It's very tall and very charming and very charismatic,
• 44:18
  Speaker 4: like in real life he's like you sort of, he's
• 44:21
  Speaker 4: very impressive, he's about very charming, and we're in the
• 44:26
  Speaker 4: middle of nowhere in England in this sort of quite
• 44:29
  Speaker 4: it's not like very nice where we filmed Richmond, and
• 44:32
  Speaker 4: it was like here comes Hollywood talking and we were
• 44:35
  Speaker 4: all all of us, the whole cast, were quite like,
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: we're really self conscious because we were doing read through
• 44:40
  Speaker 4: it's like read through episodes and suddenly there's fucking Zach
• 44:44
  Speaker 4: Braff from Scrubs and Garden State and everyone, all of
• 44:47
  Speaker 4: the cast kept nudging each other like's you is it?
• 44:50
  Speaker 4: And how are we going to work with this guy?
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: It was that's very it's very sweet of you say.
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: But I I met this cat asked who you know
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: became global sensations.
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: About to say, did you know when you met this
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: cast like this get any monster?
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: I really didn't. I thought, listen, you have to understand
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: that other than Jason, no one was a household name.
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: And I thought that it was very funny. I thought
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: they were all super talented. I thought the show was good.
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: I I just didn't have any any guests at the
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: audience for it. I thought, you know, people who love
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: soccer will love this Obviously, Jason's hilarious and he's got
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: a huge fan base. But and I was really proud
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: of the way that episode came out. I thought it
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: was really special and and and and it had the
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: Bill Lawrence special, which is you're laughing and then it
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: breaks your heart a little. But I would never have
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: guessed that ted Lassa would become the global sensation that
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: it became.
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: But when you look at it now, it really was
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: not only to jump off for all of the cast members,
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: like everybody's gone on to do great things and stuff,
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: but it's also like Ryan Reynolds and his partner, they
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: kind of owe you guys a fucking a hat or something, man,
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: because like they took the they took the sensation, the
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: global sensation that Ted last one. People who had never
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: watched soccer in their or sorry, football in their life
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: were all of a sudden watching We're watching it and
• 46:34
  Speaker 3: trying to understand it because they loved the characters on
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: ted Lasso and Ryan and his partner. They took that
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: momentum and that motherfucker is rich.
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: He is a wealthy motherfucker now because of it.
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: I don't think that's I don't think I don't think
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: it's the only thing that's made him very ready.
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: But that thing has. He was doing fine without it, sure,
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: I'm sure, but that thing has.
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: So Brett so tell us about like, so we're shooting
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: this little thing, and he's right, it's you know, the
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: sound stages aren't fancy. It's a it's a bit of
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: a there was nothing glamorous about the shoot.
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: I also episode two you because Zach invented a camera.
• 47:15
  Speaker 4: I don't know if this is boring, but part of
• 47:17
  Speaker 4: the way the ted lights it looks is defined by
• 47:19
  Speaker 4: Zach Braff because O thank you. It was the episode
• 47:22
  Speaker 4: two is the first time you see a football scene.
• 47:25
  Speaker 4: And we were told suddenly on the day, oh, you're
• 47:27
  Speaker 4: not allowed to put any equipment on the pitch. And
• 47:30
  Speaker 4: it was like, oh shit. So Zach built a rig
• 47:35
  Speaker 4: with some of the guys that's these giants with the.
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: Grip, with the key grip and and the DP. We
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: had to come up with a unique way to shoot
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: the soccer because they they the field is so special
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: and that the pitch as they call it. That the
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: greensmen were like, you're not putting any gear on this?
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: What the hell you think? And and soccer moved so
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: fast that you couldn't have some of the traditional ways
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: we would have shot something, and normally here in the
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: stage probably we'd use an electric card of some kind
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: or something. Anyway, so we came up with this rig
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: that had these big tires and it was a remote
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: head so the DP could operate it from the side,
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: and it was really fun and it was like a
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: unique assignment for this particular show, and then it became
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: one of the main tools they used to shoot the.
• 48:18
  Speaker 4: Same thing season three. Yeah, and it's literally a guy
• 48:22
  Speaker 4: like with a sort of what do you call it? Wheelbarrow?
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: Well, what's cool is the run they run. It became
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: I can see a picture of it because I haven't
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: saved in my favorites because it's a it's a favorite.
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: But they the grips would then put on soccer cleats
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: and run with it so that they because obviously that
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: was allowed, and then it would enable it would enable
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: us to get amazing shots and was completely remote. The
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: head of the camera was completely remote controlled from the
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: from the side. You invented this bro Well, we have
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: a key grip. I don't want to take full credit
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: with the hold on. I'm trying to get focus for y'all.
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: Hold on, you are, yeah, man, you are a part
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: of u uh cinematic history.
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: Well, if there's a special award, I'll take it.
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: That's pretty dope this, especially if it's was used after
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: you left.
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they used it the whole run of the show.
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: Interesting, do they still use it on other shows?
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: Well, if anyone is shooting on a pitch in England
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: and needs our help, please contact the show and we'll
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: help you build.
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: Did they use it on like Game Time or whatever?
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: That ship was winning time or.
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: I wasn't on a football field.
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: Ye, let's take a break.
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: We'll be right back after these fine words, all right, Brett,
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: So what I want to talk about is, so you
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: shoot season one and you feel good about it, then
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: when does it start to This is during COVID right
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: when did When did it did? It wasn't an instant hit?
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: Am I Am? I rain?
• 50:05
  Speaker 4: No, it was a slow it was how did you
• 50:07
  Speaker 4: roll out?
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: How did you start to feel that it was catching on?
• 50:11
  Speaker 4: It was sort of like I've talked about this before,
• 50:13
  Speaker 4: But the thing I think is interesting about ted LASSA
• 50:16
  Speaker 4: and its success is that I don't think there is
• 50:18
  Speaker 4: anything to be learned from it, as in I don't
• 50:20
  Speaker 4: think you can. You know how Hollywood always tries to
• 50:23
  Speaker 4: repeat They were like, well Ted Lasser works and we
• 50:26
  Speaker 4: should do that. But it's like I think it's kind
• 50:28
  Speaker 4: of a miracle, like as in it it didn't have
• 50:33
  Speaker 4: huge marketing behind it. I don't think it didn't have
• 50:37
  Speaker 4: It was on a new stream. Apple TV was very new,
• 50:41
  Speaker 4: so it wasn't like everyone had it and it was
• 50:43
  Speaker 4: just everywhere. It was like you had to make an
• 50:46
  Speaker 4: effort to find it, and it came out and it
• 50:50
  Speaker 4: just slowly. But it was a genuine word of mouth hit,
• 50:53
  Speaker 4: which is rare. It wasn't you know, pushed by It
• 50:59
  Speaker 4: was people who made that a hit, and there's no
• 51:02
  Speaker 4: nothing you can replicate about that. It just happened to
• 51:05
  Speaker 4: touch people at the right time. And people say, maybe
• 51:08
  Speaker 4: it was because of COVID and maybe at the time
• 51:11
  Speaker 4: the political landscape, all the reasons you can think of,
• 51:13
  Speaker 4: but there were so many other shows that exist at
• 51:17
  Speaker 4: that time, and it's just out of a you know, like.
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: I think it was. I looked at it as a
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: huge hit when it started.
• 51:27
  Speaker 3: I felt like it launched Apple TV kind of also
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: like didn't it help Apple TV all of a sudden because.
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: By far ever still like.
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: I remember, I remember, I remember somebody saying, you watching
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: Ted Last, So I was like, you know, my my
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: my old boss he created the show with and they
• 51:50
  Speaker 3: were like, well, have you watched it? I was like,
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: I haven't watched it. I don't watch much TV. And
• 51:54
  Speaker 3: they were like, yo, you should watch it. And then
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: I remember being so stuck on that fucking show, like
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: I watched every episode from season one to season three.
• 52:06
  Speaker 3: That's shit, like it was. It was one of those things.
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: And the great thing was that I knew you also,
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: and it was like, wow, look at.
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: Fucking Brent dude.
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: This dude was fucking flying back to fucking England, wherever
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: the fuck you, wherever you live, you were flying back
• 52:22
  Speaker 3: like you know, well this is it, Well i'll.
• 52:25
  Speaker 5: See you soon.
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: And I didn't see you for years, and all of
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: a sudden, he's on Ted Last Morning.
• 52:32
  Speaker 3: It's a fucking hit, and he's good on it too,
• 52:36
  Speaker 3: and not only not only is it a hit, he's
• 52:37
  Speaker 3: fucking good.
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: And then all of a sudden, that fucking you know,
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: you know, things start happening when you're good, things start
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: happening people start talking when you're good, and it was
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: just so good to see.
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: Well, and not only I felt like it was a hug,
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: you know, everyone was so down and COVID was so horrible,
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: and it just felt wholesome, and it felt like maybe
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: the world would not have been so open to something
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: so wholesome and sentimental if it weren't for those conditions.
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: Who knows, but I do feel like I do feel
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: like the culture around the earth was ready for what
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: ted Lasso was serving.
• 53:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, And there's something I think. What's funny about ted Lasso,
• 53:18
  Speaker 4: and I think about it is that people feel about
• 53:22
  Speaker 4: it like it's a really wholesome show and that it's
• 53:26
  Speaker 4: sort of kind and it's a warm hug and all
• 53:28
  Speaker 4: these things. And what's interesting about it is it's also
• 53:32
  Speaker 4: a show that has so much wearing in it. It's
• 53:35
  Speaker 4: got so much darkness in it. It's got severe mental
• 53:39
  Speaker 4: health problems in it, Like it's there's actually for a
• 53:44
  Speaker 4: show that I think people watch with their families and
• 53:47
  Speaker 4: people talk about it like it's a family show, and
• 53:49
  Speaker 4: I think it is. But what's unusual about it is
• 53:52
  Speaker 4: that I say fuck every other word, and there's a
• 53:55
  Speaker 4: cunny lingers scene, and there's you.
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: Know, I think people get over that though, because of
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: because of the overall, because it feels it just feels
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: like it feels like Rudy every week.
• 54:06
  Speaker 4: You know, that's nice.
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: I remember crying. You were so good in that scene.
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: I think it's the end of season one when you're
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: in the locker room and Keely comes in and you're like,
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: don't come in here. I just thought that your performance
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: was so wonderful, and I remember I remember crying and
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: being like, this motherfucker got me.
• 54:27
  Speaker 4: You were very nice, well coming, saying nice things about
• 54:29
  Speaker 4: you instead.
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no no, Brad, you came on
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: this podcast. Come on you. We're not on your show,
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: You're on ours.
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: This is how it works, Bratt.
• 54:37
  Speaker 4: You won the Emmy.
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: You won the Emmy for season one? Did you not?
• 54:40
  Speaker 4: I did?
• 54:41
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: And did you win the Emmy for season two?
• 54:43
  Speaker 4: I did?
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: And did you? And Tony shalout that motherfucker?
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: And did you win the Emmy for season three?
• 54:49
  Speaker 8: I did? Know?
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: Okay, Well, two in a row is pretty damn good.
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: So you didn't, Tony Shalu?
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: Where'd your camera go? Donald?
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to fix it now, Hold on he's mad about.
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, wh two Emmys in a row is a pretty
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: big deal and you, especially when you consider all the
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: extreme talent that you're up against, it's it's quite a
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: quite a statement about you.
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: Three would have been better.
• 55:13
  Speaker 4: But I think if you do three then people start
• 55:16
  Speaker 4: to hate you. It's probably for the best.
• 55:18
  Speaker 3: Three they're start no doubt and then you can't be Wait,
• 55:22
  Speaker 3: but then you can't be Hercules if you get three.
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, can you talk about before we go to
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: before we go to Hercules, Let's just finish the ted
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: last thing out because I'm sure, I'm I'm pretty confident
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: that I know what you're going to say, but I'm
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: sure people listening will want to know. There's rumors of
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: season four? Is anything? Is there anything you can say? Well,
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: you can you at least say that you'll be a
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: part of that or is there absolutely nothing you can say?
• 55:53
  Speaker 4: I can't say anything. I've had the same room as
• 55:55
  Speaker 4: you've had, I read the same press series.
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: Okay, I knew you were gonna be I knew you're
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: gonna be cryptic, but I had to ask for the
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: fans because I'm a good host.
• 56:07
  Speaker 4: Brett, but he's not.
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: Gonna be cryptic about Hercules.
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: I have a feeling he'll be cryptic about Hercules as well, Brett,
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: for those for those people who care about Hercules, will
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: you give them some sentences about Hercules. Some people care
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: about that, like.
• 56:20
  Speaker 4: I have nothing to Secret Wars.
• 56:22
  Speaker 3: It's important Secret Wars. I know you've gotten the call
• 56:26
  Speaker 3: from Figy. I know he called you because Hercules is
• 56:29
  Speaker 3: a big, big, big, big big part of that.
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: What you can say, Brett is that what you can
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: say is that how good you are keeping a secret?
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: I read that that little I should say. For those
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: people who aren't mega Marvel fans, Brett did a credits
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: scene in which Marvel movie Thunder and thor Love and
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: Thunder where he was gonna play Hercules, and so people
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: like Donald who are very into this are like, when
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: is Hercules coming?
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: He has to come soon.
• 56:56
  Speaker 3: It has to be Secret Wars or before, because I mean, sorry,
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: this is a very big important part of the Secret
• 57:03
  Speaker 3: Wars uh.
• 57:05
  Speaker 5: War.
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: Like Eddie Murphy in the movie, I'm trying to get
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: real dirty on you.
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: Know what's Eddie Murphy. Yeah, you look like Figure right now.
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: You're doing great.
• 57:20
  Speaker 4: Nothing to report on that case. I'm afraid and kept that.
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: Well.
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: You can talk about is how you managed to keep
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: that secret from everyone, including your mom.
• 57:28
  Speaker 4: I read, Oh yeah, that's true. I have told that
• 57:32
  Speaker 4: story before, but not all.
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: Of our listeners listen to every interview you do, Bro.
• 57:36
  Speaker 4: No, no, no, But I just always want to preface
• 57:39
  Speaker 4: it in case people are like, oh, yeah, fucking know
• 57:41
  Speaker 4: this again.
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: But one thing you have to learn is that, uh,
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: you know, our audience hasn't necessarily heard every bread golds
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: the interview, some of them, some of them have seen
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: them all. I'm sure I'm furious to discover.
• 57:58
  Speaker 8: This.
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: How did you How did you keep it in your mom?
• 58:02
  Speaker 4: I'll tell you what I well, because they I'll tell
• 58:04
  Speaker 4: you how because they make it so scary when when
• 58:10
  Speaker 4: I went to film it, when you God, I probably
• 58:13
  Speaker 4: can't even say.
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: This man.
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: Because he signed that n d A.
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: Bro. I think everybody knows.
• 58:23
  Speaker 4: But what they what I will say is the Marvel
• 58:26
  Speaker 4: security certainly make it sound like if you speak you
• 58:32
  Speaker 4: will be killed.
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: Why Kevin Faggy himself, that would be the worst day ever.
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: Figgy just shows up at your house and he's like,
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: you know why I'm here, and you know what this means?
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: There's this new show Franchise. Have you seen any of that?
• 58:49
  Speaker 4: Bro? Yes, I saw the first episode. It's great.
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: Donald. You know, Donald, you don't watch things. But it's
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: about behind the scenes of the making of a of
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: a superhero movie, and it's from the perspective of the
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: first ad and all the mayhem that goes on behind
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: the scenes. It's pretty funny.
• 59:03
  Speaker 2: I would like to watch that show Franchise.
• 59:06
  Speaker 4: It's on Branchise. Can we oh, yeah, yeah, what do
• 59:09
  Speaker 4: you want? Yeah? So basically, so I did this this
• 59:12
  Speaker 4: hecles thing, and I text my mom because sometimes I'll
• 59:18
  Speaker 4: recommend to my mom and dad films. They don't go
• 59:20
  Speaker 4: a lot to cinema, but there's stuff I know they're like,
• 59:22
  Speaker 4: and I'll go, you should see this film is really good.
• 59:24
  Speaker 4: And I text my mom and I go, I know
• 59:26
  Speaker 4: it's not normally your sort of thing, but you should
• 59:30
  Speaker 4: go and see thor Love and Thunder. I saw it.
• 59:33
  Speaker 4: It's really funny. I think you'd find it really funny.
• 59:36
  Speaker 4: And she goes, I don't know if that's for us,
• 59:38
  Speaker 4: and I go, no, trust me, I feel like I
• 59:41
  Speaker 4: feel like this is a good one, and she goes.
• 59:44
  Speaker 4: I watched the trailer and I don't think it's so
• 59:46
  Speaker 4: I go, you know, I love films, like I wouldn't
• 59:49
  Speaker 4: send you something I didn't think you did joy and
• 59:50
  Speaker 4: they go. She goes, o'h fine, So they go and
• 59:53
  Speaker 4: see Thor. She's texting me through the film and she's
• 59:58
  Speaker 4: sort of going, oh, Russell Crows and I go, I go, mom,
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 4: turn off your phone. You're at the cinema. And then
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 4: she text me a few more times. This is quite entertaining.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 4: I go, yes, well, why are you texting me? Anyway?
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 4: So I'm in the credits. So it gets to the end,
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 4: so it's now the end. She texts me, well, that
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 4: was fun credits and then she goes, oh, because what
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 4: happens at the very end Russell Crowe appears and then
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 4: it pans around it it's me and she goes, oh,
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 4: Russell Crow's back, and I and I'm thinking she's going
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 4: to fucking miss me. She's looking down at her phone
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 4: and I and I look at the fucking screen. And
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 4: then seconds later she wrote, she writes, what, that's amazing.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: Thank god she didn't message.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 4: I mean, it's like she's going to look down and
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 4: I don't even know what you said it to that.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: So now I want to pivot to shrinking.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 4: You get let's talk about your directing.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: Well, well we can, but I want to talk about
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: this amazing show that what's horrible?
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 4: Just do you say nice things make me come to
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 4: I mean they just making me sweat?
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: Okay, well that's something you should work on in therapy.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: But English people don't go to therapy either, right.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 4: Okay, carry on, carry on.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: So you create this brilliant show Shrinking with Bill Lawrence
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: and Jason Siegel? How did it come about? How did that?
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: Obviously at this point, we know Bill loves your writing,
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: we know that he wants to work with Jason. How
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: did How did Shrinking get born?
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 4: Shrinking happened because Bill and I were talking a lot
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 4: and hanging out, and he said we should I'd like
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 4: to do something else with you. And he said have
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 4: you Is there anything you've been working on? And I
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 4: told him I had this treatment for a show that
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 4: was about a therapist, but it was about grief, but
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 4: it was a much darker version of what shrinking ends
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 4: up being. And then he said, that's interesting. I have
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 4: a similar thing, but it's a different tone, and his
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 4: thing was much lighter and the more we talked about
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 4: it was like, actually, if you put these two together,
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 4: the middle ground is shrinking, and that is actually the
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 4: best version of this show. And so that's sort of
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 4: what happened. And then we we wanted Jason always because
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 4: he was just because Jason Seagle is the perfect man
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 4: for it, because he is he has that thing where
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 4: you just love him, so he can be a bit
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 4: of a dick. You can write a character that makes
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 4: mistakes and does bad things, and you can push it
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 4: quite far because you're always going to love Jason Seagule,
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 4: I think. And we got on a zoom with Jason
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 4: and we pitched him the show. And I had a
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 4: Muppets poster his movie behind me because I genuinely.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: Had that on my will and I genuinely love the
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: Muppets and I genuinely love.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 4: His movie.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 2: Songs. You know, life's happy song when there's someone by
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 2: your side to sing along. Yeah, I walked down the
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 2: aisle to that. I've got everything that I need right
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: in front of it, no stopping, nothing, I can't be.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: It wasn't next to me, and it was sung by
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: a gospel choir.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, life happy song, Life, life fishes.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 4: Yes, it is yes, it is.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 2: Someone that had life. Oh man. I used to listen
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 2: to that ship, like, if you got.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 4: A video that goes I can't believe anything.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 2: I'd like, I bet you I probably do. I bet
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: you if we look, I mean we got.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: I was in my backyard and I remember, I remember
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: I was so nervous about my neighbors because there had
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: been some commotion about me having a one hundred person
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: in my backyard and uh. And then the gospel choir
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: showed up and then they had microphones and I was like, roll.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 2: And it's such a everything is great. Literally, well they're
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: playing it. I could tell that the audience was like,
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 2: what the fuck is this?
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: It was very sweet, it was very Romantic's so great,
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: all right, So so you''re so he sees your muppet
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: poster and and go on.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 4: And then we and we pitched it to him. And
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 4: it's funny because he we didn't think it had gone great,
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 4: because Jason, he was very lovely, but he just sort
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 4: of went he sort of went, okay, thank you, let
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 4: me think about it. And we were like okay, and
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 4: we hung out thinking, oh, that seemed quite sure. And
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 4: then I think that very day he called and said
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 4: let's do it, and we're like, oh great, oh fantastic,
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 4: and yeah, and that was it.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: That was it.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 2: Let's take a break.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: We'll be right back after these fine words.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 2: So how'd you get Harrison Ford?
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah? What was your You had a meeting with Harrison Ford?
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 2: Weren't you?
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 8: There?
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: Wasn't he in England?
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 8: And you?
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 4: Yes, I was in England. I was in England filming
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 4: Ted Lasso and everyone else was here. And I get
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 4: a basically, Harrison Ford's agent has read it. We want him,
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 4: but we never think we're going to get him obviously,
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 4: so it's sort of like a Harrison Ford type and
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 4: then the agent goes, this is actually very good, sends
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 4: it to him. I basically he says, I think. What's
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 4: happened is the agent says, well, you need to talk
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 4: to Harrison. And Bill's like, but I'm not. Harrison's in
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 4: London making Indiana Jans and he Bill says, well, Brett's
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 4: in London, he can meet Harrison. I get a missed
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 4: call on my phone. I still have the voicemail and
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 4: it's and the voicemail goes, Brad, it's Harrison Ford. I'm like,
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 4: what the fuck. And he goes give me a call,
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 4: and I'm like, fuck, and I'm thinking if I if
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 4: I wait five minutes, I'm going to freak myself out
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 4: and not. So I just immediately called him. Hi, Harison,
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 4: and I say, how's it going. He goes, yeah, I'm
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 4: at work and I say what are you working on?
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 4: He goes of Indiana Jones. I'm like, yeah, yeah, and
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 4: he says he says, He says, can you meet on
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 4: Saturday for dinner? And I had a gig on Saturday,
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 4: stand up gig booked and I said, I'm really sorry,
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 4: I can't. I have a gig, and he goes, oh,
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 4: and he seems quite shocked, and we sort of. He says, well,
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 4: let me go back to you, and he hangs up
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 4: with a cool Bill and I go, well, he wanted
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 4: to meet on Saturday, but I've got a gig and
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 4: Bill goes, you fucking idiot.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 2: Canceled the gig.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 4: It's Harrison Ford. It's Harrison Ford. You have to cancel
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 4: the gig. I was like, but people have bought it,
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 4: like twelve people have bought I can't let them down.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: And so I.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 4: Text Harrison. I go, is there any chance you're pre
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 4: on Friday after work, I could come meet you, and
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 4: he says, come to my house, come to my place
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 4: at like six forty five to seven thirty or something.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 4: So I was like, oh, I've been downgraded, like he
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 4: must he must, maybe not, maybe's upset.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 4: I've been downgraded to a short window, you know what
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 4: I mean. So everyone, Jeff, Bill, everyone, Jason like, don't
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 4: fuck this up. Collect you know, make sure this goes well.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 4: It's like so much pressure. Drive to Harson Ford's place,
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 4: get a lift, and I get out to come. Really know,
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 4: it's like what the fuck? I don't know what to expect.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 4: And I ring the doorbell and fucking you know, hand
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 4: Solo answers the door like he harrdon Ford answers the door,
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 4: and he looks amazing and he says hey, and he
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 4: shakes men and I go in and he sort of
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 4: walks up these stairs and I follow him up the stairs.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 4: He hasn't really said anything yet. And then we walk
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 4: into his apartment and he goes best script I've ever read?
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 2: And I go what?
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 4: And he goes best scripts I've ever read? And I
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 4: see on his table he's got loads of scripts. He's
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 4: obviously reading lots of things. So I'm like, oh, you poor,
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 4: I feel bad for it. I'm like, you've got the
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 4: wrong obviously means something else. And so I look at
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 4: the scripts and I see the shrinking script and I go,
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 4: I go shrinking and he goes, yeah, best dialog I've
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 4: ever read. And I went oh, and I said do
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 4: you want to do it then? And he went yeah,
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 4: and I went okay then and he said, is that
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 4: business done? And I said looks like it and he said,
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 4: let's eat and then and then we had the whole
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 4: the whole evening. It's just brilliant and he was so
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 4: wonderful and so like he really got it. And also,
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 4: you know what was like, I don't know I've ever
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 4: told this before. I hope he doesn't mind me saying
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 4: this because it's sort of heartbreaking and like so lovely
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 4: is he was dressed a certain way and he said,
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 4: how do you how do you see the character sort
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 4: of dressing? And I said, well, honestly, sort of like this,
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 4: like what you wear.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 2: And he went, yeah, that's why I dressed like this.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 4: It was really amazing.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: He was additioning for Yeah, he went on an outfit.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 2: It was I'm gonna nail this. I'm gonna get this.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna get this. They probably don't think I'm good.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna get this. I'm gonna get He's such and
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 2: he really is.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 4: You know, you've wrote with him. He is what he
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 4: says he is and what you read about, Like if
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 4: you read Mike Nichols's biography biography, which is amazing, when
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 4: he talks about working with Arison Ford, Harrison Ford is like,
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 4: I'm here to service the story. I am an actor
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 4: in this film. I'm not the star. I'm here to
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 4: tell him show me that, use me in the best
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 4: way to tell this story. And he is like that,
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 4: this is an ensemble show. And as incredible as he is,
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 4: and he's fucking incredible, he is part of the ensemble.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 4: And yeah, and he you know, Zach, this is I
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 4: find it so like moving, like he loves it. And
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 4: I also go like I get why he wanted to
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 4: do it, because he's fucking funny and vulnerable. He gets
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 4: to do so much in this part that he hasn't
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 4: been able to show. I think, and I think, and
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 4: this it's really not me being like, oh, we write
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 4: such great science. What I mean is like, I think
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 4: it's an opportunity for him that he has really embraced
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 4: because he hasn't. He's wanted to do this, He's wanted
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 4: to show all these signs of himself that he gets
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 4: to show in this part. And I think people are
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 4: always like, God, he's so funny. He's so funny in it,
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 4: and he is so funny, but he's also so vulnerable
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 4: in it in a way that I don't think we've
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 4: ever seen before.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 3: And he's just amazing, you know, Yeah, I agree with
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 3: He's been the tough guy in so many freaking projects
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 3: and he's you know, and to see him cry, and
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 3: to see him not only cry, but freaking uncontrollably cry, like,
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 3: I can't fucking hate this. It's really really as a
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 3: fan of his, as somebody who's watched him pretty much
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 3: since I was three years old, it really is refreshing.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 3: I've seen every form, every form of him, and to
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 3: see him like this, I've never seen him like this,
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 3: and that's that's that's saying something because he's been in
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 3: everything and he's never been this.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: I think he really loves being funny. I see I
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: see that, I see on set that he I see
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: that he's loving making everyone laugh.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and uh.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: And he said to me that it's it's he loves
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: it's one of his favorite jobs. He just loves the
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: environment of the set.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 4: And he's he's always generous to the writers and he'll
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 4: always after receiving his shot, he'll come over and thank
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 4: the writers and like he's he's really good and he's
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 4: and he's also a generous actor like he because I
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 4: think he knows, he knows people are into that they're
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 4: working for. The people very excited to work with him.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 4: There was a very nervous like fuck, I've got if
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 4: they've got just one scene with him, and he'll he'll
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 4: he'll do something to put them at ease, and he'll say,
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 4: like this is gonna be great.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 8: You know.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 4: It's just a little gesture to show to them, Yeah,
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 4: I'm here with you with doing this together.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: The biggest obstacle is for the other people, including herself,
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: to get over to get over it the fact that
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: you're sitting with Yeah, you have to sitting with it's
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: your own ship. Yeah, it's your own ship, because if
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: you bring that to the table, you're never going to
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: be able to be good. Whether you're an actor or
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: a writer or director, you have to sort of well,
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: I can only speak for myself, give yourself a little
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: pep talk, like get rid of all that bullshit. You know,
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: he's a regular, he's an actor, just like everyone else
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: is an actor.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 2: And and you know, I think I think they're there
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 2: to make you look good too.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 3: Elizabeth Banks said it also, you know, she You know
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 3: everybody when when you're working, everybody wants the scene to
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 3: be good. Everybody wants what you know, we all say
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 3: going to do something because we believed in it and
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 3: we want it to work, you know what I mean.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 3: And there's no difference between him and anyone else in
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 3: that situation. He wants this to be just as good
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 3: as you want it to be. He wants you to
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 3: be as good as you want to be. And so
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 3: you know, yeah, it is a hard thing for you,
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 3: but it takes a really good actor one and master
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 3: of the craft to put you at ease and relax
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 3: you so that you can be what you can be
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 3: the best version of yourself in that scene.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: I'd say, the first time I ever met him, he said,
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: what's going on? I think I've told this on the podcast,
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: but in case, I'll tell Brett. He said, let's go
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: on a ride in my golf cart. So I've been
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: with him for thirty seconds and he's taking me on
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: a Indiana Jones is driving me around the back lot
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: on his golf cart. And there's these little trams that
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: go by for the tours on Warner Brothers. It's not
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: as big as Universal, but they they have a lot
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: of these little tour buses that are constantly going around
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: and one is approaching us and I and I noticed
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: that he just so suddenly just looks away for his privacy.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: And I say to him, do you ever turn and
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: wave to the tours?
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 4: And he goes, no, I look away.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: But I do feel bad about it.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 2: You know how he would freaking they would jump off
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 2: the tour.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 3: Yes, I mean that's there's no Well, also, if he
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 3: works on it doesn't have like the button the press
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 3: to be.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: Also, if you work on the Warner Brothers a lot,
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: they go buy every ten seconds, So it wouldn't be
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: a very fun environment for him to be working.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 2: It would oh my gosh.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: All right, so shrinking is a hit. And uh so
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: then you decide, you know what I'm gonna do? I'm
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: gonna once again say that I should play a pivotal
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: role in this show.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 2: Too.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 4: It was actually Jason that said this.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: No, I'm just doing a bit. I'm just trying to
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: make fun of you for writing yourself another sorry again,
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: let me get a take to let me get it.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 2: Take up, dude, I was I was a long foot
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 2: a ride too. I'm uncomfortable. Now, hold on, I'm just
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 2: doing it.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: I'm doing a bit ready, I'll do it better. So
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: then you decide to take three?
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 4: What am I to do?
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: No exactly, something like that. Like you're like embarrassed and defensive.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 4: I feel that anyway.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: Okay, So then, because it worked the first time, you
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: decided that as a writer, you should write yourself one
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: of the leads.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 4: I guess, oh man, all right.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: We don't want to spoil it for the audience for
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: what you what you play, but you now are really
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: you're acting on this season of shrinking and spectacular. I
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: got to direct you, I think in your very easy Hercules.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 2: Did you see his arm when he put his hands up?
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 2: Did you see his fucking arm? That's that, Hercules. I
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 2: told you, motherfuckers, we were going to get something for you.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: He's always been. He's always been pretty ripped. I don't
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: think it's Hercules, all right, go ahead, Zach.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 4: Zach, So, I play a very serious part in this show.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 4: It is not a fun part. There are no jokes
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 4: for me. And my very first day filming on this
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 4: show was with Zach Breath directing, and he was brilliant
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 4: and I really, really, really genuinely appreciate him and it
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 4: because it's scary of first stayed filming scary you have
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 4: an idea in your head how you're going to do
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 4: it with it, but you don't know if that's going
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 4: to be, you know, especially with Bill. Bill's taking a
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 4: big gamble on me playing this part, and I wanted
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 4: him he wasn't sure about it, and I wanted him
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 4: to feel good day one and not getting a panic like,
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 4: oh shit, I don't know if this is gonna work,
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 4: you know what I mean. And Zach was so it
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 4: was a very serious scene and Zach was so brilliant
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 4: on sex. He really created the vibe of like a
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 4: safe space, you know what I mean, Like everyone's kind
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 4: of kept everything kind of contained. It's like, let's very
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 4: quietly try this thing and then we're going to quietly
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 4: be over here and between takes kept it all sort
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 4: of low key, and it was really great. And I
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 4: think Bill came to visit and you we'd done a
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 4: thing and he looked and he was like, okay, great.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 4: And it was such a sort of relief because then
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 4: it was like, okay, we're fine. There was no sort
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 4: of panic of is this gonna? Is this right? Does
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 4: this feel right?
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: Was some of that pressure? I wonder just as an actor,
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: because you become, you know, in an un natural, unusual
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: way globally famous as this very specific character, were you
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: worried or concerned or anxious about like, hey, I also
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: want to show everyone I'm not just roy Ken and
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: this is my first big chance to do that. Was
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: that on your mind?
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 4: It's sort of I mean, as in, you always want
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 4: to not be boxed in and be able to do
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 4: other things, but that is out of my That's the
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 4: same as making said, the same as any of it.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 4: All you can do is try and enjoy the making
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 4: of the thing because beyond that is out of your control,
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 4: Like as in, I don't if people don't like it,
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 4: or they don't go for it, or they whatever doesn't
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 4: that I can do about that. All I can do
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 4: is do the thing. So I don't know that. I
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 4: think in my anxiety waste of time thoughts that would
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 4: take up some space. But when you're actually working, Yeah.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: I thought you were. I thought you were spectacular and
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: and I really loved you. Thank you.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 4: I I it's a pleasure to drama with you. I
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 4: think you're very I mean, you're very good at coming
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 4: to you, but it was really nice to drama scenes you.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 3: He's a better director than he is an actor, and
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 3: I think I think he's a pretty good actor. But
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 3: he's a better director than.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: I feel about that.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: There's a compliment in there, but there's also a dish.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 2: And I don't know how it all is. It's all love.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 2: I said, I think you're a very good pretty good actor.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 4: He said pretty good, said very good. Let me rephrase
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 4: that pretty good.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 2: Well, because they could go back to the tape and
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 2: be like, no, nigga, you said pretty good, So I
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 2: said pretty good. I said pretty good.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 3: But I also think that as a director, I you know,
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 3: you're one of my favorite directors.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: I love I love directing, and thank you for both
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: of you. Now, Brett. Yeah, my next question for you.
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: I know we we got to wrap up soon, but
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: I wanted to ask you how season three, Yeah, Season
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: three of Shrinking everybody fucking ship dude being written by
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: Brett as we speak.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 2: Did they give you? Didn't they give you? Did they
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 2: give you four?
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 8: No?
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: They just picked up three, I believe, and they're going
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: to pick up I hope they pick up four. So Brett,
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: you have a lot going on. I just want to
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: get through the Brett also tours as a standard comedian.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: You can see and how do people find out if
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: you're coming to their city?
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 2: Bro?
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 4: Well, just well I just finished sort of officially finished
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 4: the tour, but I will be doing some more dates.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 4: So keep an eye on Breconstein Tour dot com, space.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: Brett Goldstein Tour, or follow Brett on Instagram. Right, you
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: have the Instagram, mister Brett Goldstein. And then you also,
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: this is very exciting. I read in my research that
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: you have always had a crush on Jennifer Lopez, who
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: hasn't and that you wrote a movie which I've read
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: and it's brilliantly funny, and it's it's like a it's
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: like a fairly Brothers movie in the best sense in
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: my mind, very funny comedy with some very funny physical comedy.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: And I I I this isn't It's been out on
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: the news, so I can say that you have secured
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: j Lo to play opposite you in a rom com?
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: Is that true? Breath?
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 4: That is true?
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 2: I'm just gonna put it out there. She's also single.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: She's also single. Broad What are your thoughts on that set?
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 2: There's a behavior thing on set, but once you guys
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 2: are not on set, do you think it should happen?
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: Do you have it in your mind when you heard
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: that j Lot, don't don't be fooled by the rocks
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: that she's got. Broait before you go, Now, before you go,
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: it's pretty exciting. You are j Loo? You are? You
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: always had a crush from j Loo. She's gonna play
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: opposite you in your movie. Are you excited? What's the
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: how are you feeling?
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 8: Uh?
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 4: I'm yes, I'm excited. I mean we won't make it
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 4: for some time, but uh, do you think.
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: That you should make it? Do you think that she should?
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: You should make it before she has another boyfriend?
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 2: But what a great guess, what an amazing guest.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: He does not want to talk about his love of
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: j Loo though he doesn't want.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 2: To talk about anything.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: Really.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 2: We had to freaking prize so much.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: Well, no, he did a good job. But he's very
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: very private with his life. He won't you know, you
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: and I talked very openly about a lot of stuff.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 2: He didn't want to talk about marble. I wouldn't want to.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: Dad.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 4: The man is.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 1: The man is papered in nd as. He can't talk
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: about a lot of stuff. Something.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 3: They're scary. I want to be scared by freaking my
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 3: Disney figgy. You could come to my house and say,
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 3: you better not tell nobody about this because.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 2: You're in it.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 1: I don't so Hollywood. Donald wishes he had more n
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: d as.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 4: I want to do.
• 1:23:17
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• 1:23:19
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• 1:23:22
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• 1:23:24
  Speaker 2: wish I had a fucking what else is there?
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  Speaker 4: What else is that?
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  Speaker 2: I wish I had a.
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  Speaker 4: Dune n d A.
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  Speaker 1: Well, we got a lot of We got a lot
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: out of them. He just won't talk about. Uh, you know,
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: you and I talk about how you got you got
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  Speaker 1: in your feelings about only the only.
• 1:23:39
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  Speaker 2: other person that got more n das than that dude.
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  Speaker 1: Yo, Florence Pugh has a lot of n d as.
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  Speaker 2: got a lot of nbas. She wins the most NDA's.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: Easily, and she jumps from Marvel to Dune. What else
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  Speaker 1: do we want to say? What a great guest, What
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  Speaker 1: a nice man.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 2: What a nice man? And we can say that genuinely
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 2: because we know him.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he is that sweet in real life everybody he's Uh,
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 1: he's such a gentleman, and he's very kind, and he's
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: very soft spoken, and he's.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 2: Until he's not until you you know, you don't cross
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 2: the motherfucker. But you know, I'm.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 1: A good story because I know he's all right. Well, Joelle,
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 1: any final thoughts as our producer, Princess.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 7: Oh man, what a guy got? Brett was a sweetie?
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 7: Y'all are super funny? Uh, everyone get a full body scan.
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 7: I guess that's the new wave.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, get a full body scatter. I really wanted to
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 1: ask him if he would watch Donald's OnlyFans, we never
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 1: around him. A good question, but I'm excited to have
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 1: this fan uh come on the show and talk about
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 1: what he or she By the way, he or she,
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 1: I don't know why. I'm assuming it's a man I would.
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 7: Like specifically, but women also if you watch that in
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 7: the beginning.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, by the way, I want to just reiterate, this
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 1: isn't open to just the gaze. It could be a
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 1: woman too. I think it's actually more interesting if it's
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: a woman talking about what she'd like to see Donald do.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 1: But either way, I'm down. I think it could be
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 1: a running It could be a running series. If it
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 1: goes well, we can call it Dicks Your Life.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 3: I will fucking get an only fans and make it happen.
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 3: It means I get subscribers that'll pay that money.
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 1: I would like to uh make it an ongoing series
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 1: where and we could be a reality. Someone says what
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 1: they'd like Donald to do on his on his supposed OnlyFans.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 2: Oh, I don't get a real only fans.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 1: You can, Hey, I don't want to do that. You
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 1: can do whatever you want.
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna be honest with you. I don't want to
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 3: do that I was trying to be funny. I don't
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 3: want to get an only fans, but I would love
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 3: to hear what people would want me to do on.
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 2: I would like it just in case.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 1: Well, make sure that you keep track of all the submissions.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 2: I'll be right. Freaky ship, I don't want somebody to
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 2: be like I just want to see his toes?
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, please please?
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 2: Oh god? Okay, well it was a freaky Some people
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 2: like that ship, but I don't want to just hear
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 2: I want to see his toes. I think that's going
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 2: to get you on the show.
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 1: Please not to do it. Please don't come on with
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 1: something basic. We want, we want, we want to feel uncomfortable.
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 7: Okay, a challenge, friend, let's see if we can freaking test.
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 2: iHeart stand there.
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 1: And I had a friend telling me stuff I didn't
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 1: know about being a homosexual recently.
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 2: Wait what happened?
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 1: Like a gay friend of mine was telling me that
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 1: certain cities are known for being more bottom heavy than
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 1: top heavy. Said, for example that I think he said
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 1: that West Hollywood is very bottom. I think it's.
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 7: Bottom bottom heavy. That's the energy, bottom heavy, bottom down.
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I just didn't know that was a thing.
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 1: He was really educating me on on things. He said,
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 1: there's a lot of tops in New York because he said,
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 1: bottoms in New York have to really compete because there's
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 1: there's more. This is what he told me.
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 2: Ship squats.
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 7: The show educate.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 1: If you want to hear someone who will tell you
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 1: some crazy, intense, uncensored ship, yes, I'll have him on.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 1: He would have it. We have to definitely do a
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 1: parental warning on the head of that one because was
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 1: on the floor. Want to ask him to come on.
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 1: He could be anonymous, although he probably would want to
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 1: throw out his grinder handle. I need to have to
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 1: come on the show now, No listen, I'm I I.
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 1: I thought I knew everything there was to know, but
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 1: he was telling me things that that were like really intense.
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 2: Guys that.
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 1: Stories about the show We made about a bunch.
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• 1:28:38
  Speaker 2: I said, he's the stories nets. So gada rab here,
• 1:28:46
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