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Cubby Tells His Dad Jokes · The Cubby and Christine Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: One of six point seven Light FM. I'm bursting at
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  Speaker 1: the seams. Oh boy, it's Kubby, Christine and Kristen. Guys,
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  Speaker 1: how often do I tell you dad jokes off the air.
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  Speaker 2: On a steady basis some time to day? Right?
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  Speaker 1: I would say, so, never talk about them on the air,
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  Speaker 1: because like twenty years ago, I did a morning show
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  Speaker 1: with somebody and I used to do dad jokes and
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  Speaker 1: everybody loved it, but our boss never liked it. So
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  Speaker 1: it's always been in my head. But I can't take anymore.
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  Speaker 1: I gotta do these on the air.
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  Speaker 3: You need to share?
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  Speaker 4: Can you let me just get it out of my system?
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely good?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I have dad jokes? Are you ready? Welcome to
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  Speaker 4: the Cubby Kitty Corner.
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  Speaker 3: By the way, it's a little Why should Kristin and
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  Speaker 3: I be the only ones to benefit from this gift today?
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  Speaker 1: This should be a permanent benchmark. And if you like this,
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  Speaker 3: All right, Okay, let's hear them first, then let's sell it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, point Christine, Kristin.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I gotta tell you the problem with girl
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  Speaker 1: scal cookies is that no matter how many I I
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  Speaker 1: still want some moa.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, that's yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I like that one. That's good.
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  Speaker 1: You know, Christine, my grandmother used to say an apple
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  Speaker 1: a day keeps the doctor away. Not sure if it's
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  Speaker 1: true or just one of Granny's myths.
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  Speaker 3: Grannie Smith apples person Smith.
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  Speaker 4: Hey did I tell you?
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  Speaker 1: I just ordered an Elton John album off of Amazon.
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  Speaker 1: I just checked the order status and it hasn't even chipped.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's going to be a long long time.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's good.
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  Speaker 4: I like that one.
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  Speaker 2: Actually, yeah, I like that one.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I do, Yeah, I like Oh.
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  Speaker 1: I forgot to tell you this. I ordered two thousand
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  Speaker 1: pounds of Chinese soup.
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  Speaker 2: It was one ton, one ton soup, one time one. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That's a keeper for sure.
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  Speaker 4: All right. And finally, oh and finally, the finally, In honor.
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  Speaker 1: Of Halloween coming up in a week, I told the
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  Speaker 1: nurse I was bitten by a wolf, where she asked,
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  Speaker 1: no regular, and it.
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  Speaker 4: Can it's like that exactly, not a were wolf. The
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  Speaker 4: nurse was asking, where did I get bit?
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  Speaker 3: Right?
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  Speaker 4: Wolf?
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  Speaker 3: Just a regular?
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  Speaker 4: All right? Anybody texting in four.
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  Speaker 3: Four three six three? No, surprisingly, not yet, but there's
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  Speaker 3: still time four four three.
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  Speaker 1: Six three If you enjoy this particular feature, or I
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  Speaker 1: antenna right off.
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  Speaker 3: You just telling me you like it.