Latest / PNW Haunts & Homicides / The Jake Bird Hex: Tacoma’s Infamous Ax-Murderer
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- 0:00The foresight with that, that's smart.
- 0:03Like in the moment a lot of people wouldn't have thought of that as I think.
- 0:07Wow.
- 0:08You'd like to think that you would in the moment do the things that, you know,
- 0:14help the situation and maybe don't make it worse by adding in another potential victim.
- 0:19But I mean, who can say what they would do?
- 0:23Seriously, I was watching a documentary on horror movies last night and that was one of the things
- 0:27that's like people always yell at the screen like, I would never do that.
- 0:31I would never be that stupid.
- 0:33Like you would always and forever be that dumb.
- 0:37Yeah, you probably will.
- 0:39Hi Cassie.
- 0:40Hi Caitlyn.
- 0:41Hi creepy people.
- 0:43Hello.
- 0:44Hello.
- 0:45How you doing out there?
- 0:47How you doing?
- 0:49This is PNW Haunts and Homicides.
- 0:53Where we chat about true crimes, the paranormal, it’s officially spooky season,
- 0:59So definitely some spooky stuff.
- 1:02Do you have a spooky episode for us today?
- 1:05Actually, I'll say a little bit spooky.
- 1:08Oh.
- 1:09I'm so excited.
- 1:11I'm excited.
- 1:12I love spooky stuff.
- 1:14Yeah, I don't know if you'll love how this one goes spooky,
- 1:19but I'm listening.
- 1:23Is it at least Pacific Northwest?
- 1:25Well, yeah.
- 1:26Okay, good.
- 1:27Yeah.
- 1:28Because that's what we talk about here.
- 1:29Yeah.
- 1:30Also that.
- 1:31Yeah.
- 1:32We also do a tarot reading at the end of every episode for a little bit of deeper insight to our topic.
- 1:37We do.
- 1:38It's a thing that we do also as well.
- 1:41Another spooky thing that we do.
- 1:44Yes.
- 1:45Because we're spooky.
- 1:47It's spooky.
- 1:49Okay.
- 1:50Yeah.
- 1:51We've got a real witchy vibe going on over here with the tarot.
- 1:53So yeah, we do.
- 1:54The altar is immaculate.
- 1:57It is.
- 1:58And Caitlyn did it all by herself.
- 2:01It's only been set up for like two weeks.
- 2:03So she's really excited about this one.
- 2:05You guys got and moved around a little bit.
- 2:08I didn't know I was setting it up for this one, but I caught a vibe.
- 2:11She did so.
- 2:13Here we are.
- 2:14So make sure you go look at the altar on the video, either on YouTube or Patreon, or you can see.
- 2:20Or both.
- 2:21Yeah, or both.
- 2:22It's with the double whammy.
- 2:24Or you can see it on Instagram.
- 2:26You can see little clips of it.
- 2:28Make sure you look with your eyeballs, your peepers, jeepers, peepers, creepers.
- 2:33We'll cut them.
- 2:34All right.
- 2:35I'm going to get into it.
- 2:38Okay.
- 2:39Cheers.
- 2:40Cheers.
- 2:41Cheers for the last happy moment for an hour.
- 2:46This one is like slightly long.
- 2:47It might be a little bit more than an hour.
- 2:50She's horrified.
- 2:53I'm ready.
- 2:54Okay.
- 2:55Fantastic.
- 2:56Today we're going to talk about Jake Bird.
- 3:00And no, I'm not talking about the Colorado Rockies right-hander.
- 3:05Who by the way, reportedly signed his friend's earbooks, saved this autograph for when I'm playing
- 3:10in the major leagues at the end of his second grade year when he was just eight years old.
- 3:16Oh, that is so freaking cute.
- 3:19I don't know who that is, but that's so cute.
- 3:22Yeah.
- 3:23Yeah.
- 3:24I was like, what even sport is she talking about?
- 3:26Yeah.
- 3:27I wasn't even sure if that was going to be something that you would be able to figure out from context.
- 3:31This is not a sportsing podcast.
- 3:34But if you were hoping that I might say sportsing, at least once this episode,
- 3:39I've now met your expectations twice over.
- 3:42So you're welcome.
- 3:43We're here for you.
- 3:44No, he's a baseball player.
- 3:46Okay.
- 3:47Yeah.
- 3:48I just had to bring it up because despite being one of the most prolific killers in US history based on his confessions,
- 3:57the baseball player is far more heavily represented in the results from your average search engine.
- 4:05Yeah.
- 4:06It makes sense.
- 4:07I'm gave it a “Goog" and I was like, no, not that Jake Bird.
- 4:12But thank you.
- 4:13I would be interested to know like the stats on people who watch sports and listen to True Crime.
- 4:20Like are the pools very vastly different in number?
- 4:23We might find out.
- 4:24Oh.
- 4:25I think the SEO.
- 4:26Yeah.
- 4:27I'm going to have to put the Jake Bird in the show notes and we'll just see what happens with that.
- 4:34Yeah.
- 4:35Yeah.
- 4:36So it's funny.
- 4:37I've kind of know.
- 4:40I've come across this in my spooky research.
- 4:43I don't know the full thing.
- 4:44I obviously did not research this.
- 4:47What?
- 4:48You came across what?
- 4:49I've come across Jake Bird of my spooky research.
- 4:51The baseball player.
- 4:52No.
- 4:53Oh.
- 4:54Okay.
- 4:55Still not a sporting podcast.
- 4:57I don't know a lot.
- 4:58I've read like, you know, a little, a little paragraph or two on things.
- 5:02Okay.
- 5:03So I'm excited.
- 5:04Yeah.
- 5:05Kind of.
- 5:06Yeah.
- 5:07I love that even the baseball player by the same name currently hails from the PNW.
- 5:14Ooh.
- 5:15You know, Colorado Rockies.
- 5:17Yeah.
- 5:18Yeah.
- 5:19That's PNW, sure.
- 5:20Yeah.
- 5:21And of course, also his confidence, which apparently took root at a very young age.
- 5:25That's called manifesting.
- 5:27Right.
- 5:28He did it.
- 5:29I think that's about all that he has in common with the Jake Bird.
- 5:33We'll talk about today.
- 5:35Who's death predates the other Jake Bird, the baseball player one, his career in the MLB by
- 5:44about five decades.
- 5:45So there couldn't be less in common or related with these two just to be abundantly clear.
- 5:54I love how both like this episode and your last episode, you're like, we have to separate
- 6:00these names.
- 6:01And they're not related.
- 6:02Yeah.
- 6:03It's like that's kind of the running theme I like with my recent episodes.
- 6:07I'm okay with it.
- 6:09I guess I've been on a little bit more of an old tiny kick lately.
- 6:14I don't know.
- 6:15I am still trying to dart around so we get to visit a variety of places.
- 6:20And I have some case recommendations that I'll be working on that are from a more modern
- 6:26era.
- 6:27Okay.
- 6:28So we do have some more modern stuff coming, but were they recommendations for my creepy
- 6:33people?
- 6:34Yeah.
- 6:35Well, some of them, I'm not going to promise like my next episode is a recommendation.
- 6:40Yeah.
- 6:41I'm working on some things that people have asked for or suggested.
- 6:45So I'm not.
- 6:46I'm ignoring you all.
- 6:48I just wanted to say I'd personally love seeing our email fill up with any recommendations
- 6:55that you have.
- 6:56Yeah, there's quite a few in there.
- 7:00Yeah.
- 7:01Anything you want us to cover for future, but especially if you stumble upon anything that would
- 7:09be helpful source material.
- 7:11Because I do, I do sometimes find that there are cases that people are really interested
- 7:16in.
- 7:17And the reason they're so interested is that they found like one good article that maybe
- 7:22links to another looks on that my way.
- 7:25Yeah, send it, send it all.
- 7:27Get me started off.
- 7:28Just send us a list of resources to pull from.
- 7:32You just via our research assistance that would be the entiest.
- 7:35We're currently in the market.
- 7:37Yeah.
- 7:38So if you're interested.
- 7:39Uh-huh.
- 7:40Did I wink?
- 7:41Okay.
- 7:42I don't know.
- 7:43Hard to say.
- 7:44I can't wink.
- 7:46It's actually dangerous right now because I've magnets on my eyes, but your eyelashes will
- 7:53just fly off if you try to.
- 7:55Yeah.
- 7:56Jake Bird was born December 14, 1901.
- 8:01Supposedly in Greenwood, Louisiana, though many statements he made were very vague, just
- 8:07somewhere in rural Louisiana.
- 8:10Just somewhere over there.
- 8:14Somewhere in that.
- 8:15You know, really matter over there.
- 8:16I feel like I'm also never surprised when I learned that my research subject is or involves
- 8:22a “Sag."
- 8:23Yeah.
- 8:24Sagittarius, as if you're nasty.
- 8:26I love them.
- 8:27I love you, Sages that aren't murderers.
- 8:32Yeah.
- 8:33Well, I'm really intrigued by the prevalence amongst serial killers.
- 8:37Yeah.
- 8:38I'm just like, what is it about cosmic timing or maybe something else in their environment?
- 8:44Like, are you guys born in winter and you don't like winter?
- 8:49Isn't Taylor Swift the Sagittarius?
- 8:51Oh, well, now I have a whole host of concerns.
- 8:54I'm getting, getting, getting.
- 8:57She might end up on our pod one day for a different reason other than us being Swifties.
- 9:03Oh, boy.
- 9:04Whatever, it's really not that important to our story in terms of because we're not going
- 9:10to focus on astrology.
- 9:12But yeah, this time.
- 9:16Speaking of things that are perhaps interesting for my hat rack, but perhaps not the most important
- 9:21to the story, you got to appease the hat rack.
- 9:26A piece?
- 9:27Is that the right word?
- 9:28Yeah.
- 9:29I don't think I've ever used that word.
- 9:30I believe it's good.
- 9:31Yeah.
- 9:32No, that fits.
- 9:33My vocabulary is just expanding thanks to Caitlyn.
- 9:37Oh, I don't know that I can take credit for all of that.
- 9:40Detritus...
- 9:41Okay, I mean, like I may have played a part.
- 9:48Knowing that we're hoping to take a trip out to good ol', NOLA next year, I just had to see
- 9:54how far away Greenwood was from New Orleans.
- 9:58These are the things I think about because I'm like, we're going to be in New Orleans next
- 10:05fall.
- 10:06And it's about five hours for reference.
- 10:08Oh, okay.
- 10:09It's probably not going to visit, but...
- 10:12No.
- 10:13Problems us not.
- 10:16I feel like everyone's getting a real up close in person.
- 10:18And look at the ADHD of it all.
- 10:20Yeah, that's okay.
- 10:21That's why they come.
- 10:22Yeah.
- 10:23Also, I don't know, like if you want us to come to New Orleans, you know, if you want to
- 10:28come to New Orleans, we're going to be at hopefully a spooky podcast convention.
- 10:34So I don't know.
- 10:35This is a really great time to probably just put our podcast on like auto play over and over
- 10:42again.
- 10:43Almost with that sweet, sweet ad revenue.
- 10:45Don't give the ads too.
- 10:47Keep them on.
- 10:48It's fine.
- 10:49You know, subscribe on Patreon.
- 10:51That's true.
- 10:52It is all ad free on Patreon.
- 10:54So there's that beyond that, there are frustratingly few details available that have been confirmed
- 11:01about his early life.
- 11:04Here they are.
- 11:05He was raised by Charles and Delie bird.
- 11:09Charles Charles.
- 11:10Charles.
- 11:11Charles.
- 11:12Every time.
- 11:15He also had three brothers Andrew, Henry, and Lenny.
- 11:21And then he was raised by Charles and Lenny.
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- 11:53And then he was raised by Charles and Lenny.
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- 12:47And then he was raised by Charles and Lenny.
- 12:48And then he was raised by Charles and Lenny.
- 12:49So back then, see this is my goal is to just skip town and work for my laptop all over the country.
- 12:55So back then, I would have worked on trains.
- 12:58Yeah.
- 12:59What you're saying.
- 13:00Get on a train.
- 13:01Do crime.
- 13:02Okay.
- 13:03Well, steps one and two.
- 13:04But without the crime.
- 13:05Oh, maybe some crime.
- 13:06Weed to legal in a lot of places.
- 13:08No, come on.
- 13:09It's not like they don't know.
- 13:11I don't get high.
- 13:12We're definitely about to start another show that may or may not center on.
- 13:18The topic.
- 13:19I don't know.
- 13:20Stay tuned.
- 13:21I don't know.
- 13:22By the time he turned 45, he had already spent 31 years behind bars for various crimes, including
- 13:30multiple assaults, burglary, and even attempted murder.
- 13:35Okay.
- 13:36So I saw that face.
- 13:37I saw that face in my mind as I was writing this.
- 13:39So my next sentence is let me know if I need to repeat that because it's a little bit mind blowing.
- 13:45I was trying to math.
- 13:47Yeah.
- 13:4845 years old.
- 13:49And he has been incarcerated for 31 years of his life.
- 13:55So he was 14.
- 13:5614 years.
- 13:57He essentially.
- 13:58Yeah.
- 13:59There's like 14 years of his life sporadically, somewhere throughout those 45 years that he was not
- 14:06imprisoned.
- 14:07Oh, I wonder like how young he was.
- 14:10Are you going to talk about it?
- 14:11I guess pretty young.
- 14:14The bulk of his criminal history is not when he would have been starting out.
- 14:21I'm not going to get into a ton of like any of his early crimes, but you know, just remember
- 14:28at 45, we've got multiple assaults, burglary, and even attempted murder.
- 14:33So like, you know, he's kind of working his way through building a quite the rap sheet.
- 14:41After his release from jail in 1947, he took to working on the railroad near Tacoma, Washington.
- 14:48Oh.
- 14:49Yeah.
- 14:50Lots of great things happening in Tacoma.
- 14:54I don't talk about them, but.
- 14:57And Jake Bird would eventually again be arrested.
- 15:03I know.
- 15:04I was shocked too, you guys.
- 15:08He was arrested in Tacoma on October 30, 1947, just a few days after arriving to the area.
- 15:18And a day before hell.
- 15:20I know.
- 15:21I would.
- 15:22My mind was blown.
- 15:23I was not looking for anything.
- 15:25Theme at home.
- 15:28And I could not have picked anything more on brand for spooky season because when we get
- 15:35there, and I will tell you, I was partway through already writing some of my notes from articles
- 15:41and stuff that I had found.
- 15:43And I was like, I'm sorry.
- 15:45What's this now?
- 15:47There's so much more.
- 15:49Okay.
- 15:50I was absolutely dying.
- 15:52I was like, you have got to be kidding.
- 15:56It just, it's like a true crime story made in the lab for me to talk about during the month
- 16:02of October.
- 16:04I mean, it's awful, but I'm very excited to tell you about it.
- 16:09That night, Bertha Kludt, a widow in her 50s who worked at a bakery and her 17 year old daughter,
- 16:17Beverly, who had just recently graduated, were sleeping soundly.
- 16:22End of story.
- 16:23Okay.
- 16:24No, I'm, it keeps going.
- 16:26They lived on 21st Street in Tacoma.
- 16:29I'm going to refer to them as now, which always makes me think of it's always sunny in Philadelphia.
- 16:36It's such a bird, Dee.
- 16:40Oh, I always think of the [sings] b-b-b-bird bird bird! But I digress.
- 16:47He snuck onto their property and because it's old timey and this is actually just a thing
- 16:53that happens actually in more than one case that I've talked about of this nature, he
- 16:59found an axe in their wood shed before slinking into their home through the unlocked backdoor.
- 17:06So lots of old timey features here.
- 17:09People just had axes.
- 17:10There's, you know, chop chop and stuff.
- 17:13Unlocked doors because I, the 1940s of it all.
- 17:20Though he'd taken great pains to be as quiet as possible, Bertha screamed when she came
- 17:25across the strange man in her home.
- 17:27Because one does.
- 17:30Mrs. Steincipher phoned the police when she heard the sounds of a struggle in her neighbor's
- 17:36home.
- 17:37Oh, that was so sweet.
- 17:38She's probably like, this is like a widowed single mother with a teenage daughter.
- 17:43Yeah.
- 17:44Like, I'm getting on the horn.
- 17:45Oh.
- 17:46I know.
- 17:47God.
- 17:48Just heartbreaking.
- 17:49I always make fun of like note the nosy neighbor thing, but like, no, this is smart.
- 17:53Sometimes you just want a nosy neighbor.
- 17:54But it's just smart because literally this next sentence, she turned out her own lights
- 18:00when she saw the silhouette of a man through the window of the club family home.
- 18:05Okay.
- 18:06So she's basically like, I don't want this guy to see me and get tipped off that like,
- 18:10somebody's aware of his presence or obviously come after her or, you know, I just thought
- 18:17the foresight with that, that's smart.
- 18:20Like in the moment, a lot of people wouldn't have thought of that.
- 18:23I think, wow, you'd like to think that you would in the moment do the things that, you
- 18:30know, help the situation and maybe don't make it worse by adding in another potential
- 18:35victim.
- 18:36Yes.
- 18:37I mean, who can say what they would do?
- 18:39Seriously, I was watching a documentary on horror movies last night.
- 18:42And that was one of the things is like, people always yell at the screen like, I would never
- 18:47do that.
- 18:48I would never be that stupid.
- 18:50Like you would always and forever be that dumb.
- 18:53Yeah, you probably would.
- 18:54Yeah, because I think a lot of us would, you wouldn't be Mrs. Stein, Steine Sifer.
- 19:00Steine Sifer.
- 19:01Mm-hmm.
- 19:02Yeah.
- 19:03Don't look at my notes because I don't know about the spelling here.
- 19:05That's a cool last name.
- 19:06Yeah.
- 19:07I know.
- 19:08I was like, yeah, your beer episode.
- 19:10Okay.
- 19:11So beer and Sifer.
- 19:13Sifer.
- 19:14Oh.
- 19:15Like a, like a cryptic code situation.
- 19:17I was like, okay.
- 19:19That is cool.
- 19:21I know.
- 19:22She aspires.
- 19:23That was so smart.
- 19:24No.
- 19:25Conspiracy.
- 19:26She was very German spy.
- 19:28Right.
- 19:29Oh, in 1947, I'm Yikes.
- 19:36She was cool though.
- 19:37Yeah.
- 19:38That was fine.
- 19:39The war was over.
- 19:41Just in case the title will be end up choosing for the episode isn't adequate enough of a
- 19:46giveaway regarding the nature of his crimes.
- 19:50They were absolutely brutal because, you know, the whole acts situation.
- 19:58Fucking bird.
- 19:59Fucking bird.
- 20:00Dirty bird.
- 20:01Such a bird.
- 20:02Ugh.
- 20:03He would end up facing charges for two murders.
- 20:07And though he would only be convicted for one, he reportedly claimed responsibility for
- 20:13up to 44.
- 20:1744?
- 20:20I don't think it's exactly a spoiler, but eventually the charges were brought for the slaying
- 20:25of these two women, Bertha and Beverly in their home the night before Halloween in 1947,
- 20:33which as previously mentioned has a super spooky vibe to it.
- 20:38To be honest, I had no idea about the Halloween connection.
- 20:42Again, just want to reiterate, wasn't looking for that, which I feel like now lady Doth
- 20:48protest too much, but I don't think so because we know she covered like Christmas crime during
- 20:53the summertime.
- 20:54Yeah.
- 20:55Yeah, I just, I didn't realize in the name when I got to that point in my research, I was
- 21:00like, well, no time like the present spooky season.
- 21:05We don't plan a whole lot around here.
- 21:06Things just kind of happen.
- 21:07Yeah.
- 21:08They either happen or they just don't.
- 21:10They've been happening for, you know, almost four years now, so we've had a pretty good
- 21:14job.
- 21:15We've done okay for ourselves.
- 21:17We're not unimpressed.
- 21:19As I said previously, the crimes he detailed to law enforcement would make him, if his statements
- 21:25were truthful, one of the more prolific serial killers in US history.
- 21:32It's his MO in particular that is giving the Ick in this case.
- 21:37I mean, there's plenty of Ick with the sky.
- 21:39I mean, just be clear, but how he reportedly killed these women and other victims allegedly
- 21:48is just really brutal.
- 21:52He beat his victims with an axe or stab them because that's Axis or it's a real stabby
- 21:58weapon.
- 21:59Sharp.
- 22:00Yeah.
- 22:01It's just a gruesome and personal way to take another human's life.
- 22:07Not that there's a good way to do it to be clear, but I just feel like that always kind of
- 22:13gets to me because you're interacting with this person in the last moments of their life,
- 22:21literally fighting for their life and it's probably going to take more than one axe blow.
- 22:29It's like every single time you do that, you are making a conscious choice.
- 22:35That's the part that I feel like, you know, I don't know, you could just run away at a certain
- 22:41point.
- 22:42I feel like that's why it bothers me.
- 22:45Were you there to rob them?
- 22:49I mean, at Axe Point?
- 22:51Right.
- 22:52I mean, just seems, I don't know.
- 22:55Well, officers Andrew Sabutis, just quite a name.
- 23:03Sabutis.
- 23:04Sabutis.
- 23:05It looks like it kind of the way that spelled is kind of like Sabutis.
- 23:10Sabutis.
- 23:11Sabutis.
- 23:12And Evan Skip Davies.
- 23:14No, slow himself.
- 23:16I like that name.
- 23:17Okay.
- 23:18I'm Evan Skip Davies.
- 23:20Yes, he is.
- 23:22You'll remember my name.
- 23:25I don't know why he got Southern-ish.
- 23:29They responded to the disturbance and found Jake fleeing the house, covered in blood.
- 23:34So he was like caught, literally, right?
- 23:40Yeah.
- 23:41Yeah.
- 23:42Yeah.
- 23:43A chase through neighborhood yards ensued, but he was finally subdued in an alley after
- 23:49injuring himself pretty badly.
- 23:51I mean, mainly just a flesh wound, but I would imagine it blood a lot.
- 23:56It sounds like he kind of dragged his face over.
- 24:00I just like, okay.
- 24:03Yeah, we all feel so bad.
- 24:06I hope it hurt.
- 24:08I know.
- 24:09Yeah.
- 24:10Anyways, that might be where you'd expect him to surrender without additional struggle.
- 24:18And boy, would you be wrong.
- 24:19And like, isn't your whole face bleeding?
- 24:24He charged the pair of law enforcement officers, initially injuring both of them with the switchblade.
- 24:30Holy shit.
- 24:31Yeah.
- 24:32The notice was stabbed in the shoulder and Evan's hand was slashed in the encounter.
- 24:38Sounds like somebody's going to need a shot, which funny enough, I learned was developed
- 24:43in the 1920s and widely used during World War One.
- 24:47Oh, okay.
- 24:48So they did have a world war two.
- 24:50Oh, okay.
- 24:51Yeah.
- 24:52So they did have it though.
- 24:53They had the test shot.
- 24:54Yeah, okay.
- 24:55I had to know.
- 24:56Well, it was like pretty new, yeah.
- 24:57Well, no, it would have been around for almost 30 years.
- 25:00Yeah.
- 25:01They, I mean, they had widely used it during World War Two, which had ended just a couple
- 25:07of years prior at this point.
- 25:09Okay.
- 25:10So I just, I felt like I needed to situate a couple of things for myself within the historical
- 25:16timeline.
- 25:17Yeah.
- 25:18A lot of hand gestures.
- 25:19It's helping me.
- 25:20It's helping me learn the timeline.
- 25:21Yeah.
- 25:22So I'm really bad at like historical timelines.
- 25:24Well, and there's certain things like a tetanus shot.
- 25:27I mean, that has been around obviously for our entire lifetime.
- 25:31But when you come across these stories and you're like, oh, I thought to myself, oh, he's
- 25:36got to go get a tetanus shot.
- 25:37And I was like, yeah, tetanus shots.
- 25:40This is why I'm always like, did they have cards?
- 25:42I know.
- 25:43I need to know.
- 25:46I was pretty confident that I was like, I don't know the exact year.
- 25:51Sabutus nailed him with a punch to the jaw and kicked him in the groin.
- 25:56Yeah.
- 25:57Which is probably exactly what I would do to someone who had stabbed me in the shoulder
- 26:01if I'm being honest.
- 26:03These moves were apparently very effective because officers, Sabutus, happened to be a prize
- 26:09fighter.
- 26:10Oh my god, I was literally picturing him like doing.
- 26:13I know.
- 26:14I'm like, poor.
- 26:15And then not karate.
- 26:17Oh, kick.
- 26:18I'm kicking under the table.
- 26:21I can't see.
- 26:22Kick.
- 26:23And while I am not, I still have to insist that no one pushed their luck by even attempting
- 26:30to stab me.
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- 27:42Unfortunately, the officers had been too late
- 27:43Unfortunately, the officers had been too late to save Bertha and Beverly.
- 27:47Bertha and Beverly.
- 27:48I know.
- 27:49Well, we knew that was coming.
- 27:50I know. Well, we knew that was coming.
- 27:51I know.
- 27:52Well, we knew that was coming.
- 27:53Yeah, but still.
- 27:54Okay, this next part.
- 27:55Okay, this next part.
- 27:56You didn't know this was coming.
- 27:57But here she is.
- 27:58Bertha's head had been battered.
- 28:00Bertha's head had been battered.
- 28:01Bertha's head had been battered.
- 28:02Bertha's head had been battered.
- 28:03Bertha's head had been battered.
- 28:04She could be too late to get battered.
- 28:07She could be too late to get battered.
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- 30:00She could be too late to get battered.
- 30:00This story kind of makes him sound like a real dumbass at first glance.
- 30:10However, he was such a good liar that Lyon said he was almost tempted to believe his story.
- 30:17Until they processed one particular piece of forensic evidence.
- 30:22And at this point, I'm going, I'm sorry, processing forensic evidence.
- 30:26Really?
- 30:27What?
- 30:28What kind of processing?
- 30:301940s of it all.
- 30:31The pans he had been wearing apparently were found to be littered with brain matter.
- 30:37When they were processed, but then 1940s era CSI team.
- 30:42So I don't know what their process for identifying brain matter was at that point in history.
- 30:48But they had little microscopes, right?
- 30:50Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 30:52But wowsers.
- 30:54That is so horrible.
- 30:55Wowsers all over your trousers.
- 30:56That is.
- 30:57Cute.
- 30:58Yeah, progressed.
- 30:59Also, Lyon is going to believe all that.
- 31:05Lyon.
- 31:06I know.
- 31:07Lyon.
- 31:08Come on.
- 31:09Yeah.
- 31:10Only after this was brought to his attention, did he confess to the killings?
- 31:15He's like, oh, I guess they kind of had me like, you know, red handed.
- 31:19I mean, they already did.
- 31:21But then, you know, like again, they're like, yeah, no.
- 31:24But what, like we know you did.
- 31:26We know you did it.
- 31:27He had brains on your pants.
- 31:29Yeah.
- 31:30Where did that come from?
- 31:31Yeah.
- 31:32Listen, if you have a smother, totally reasonable explanation for that, we are all ears.
- 31:38At the time of his arrest, he already had quite the rap sheet, including Berglery's assaults
- 31:43and attempted murder, just in case anyone straight to jail.
- 31:48What?
- 31:4938, wait, how many years have it been?
- 31:5231 out of the 45.
- 31:55Insanity.
- 31:5631, like October 31st to Halloween.
- 31:59It's funny you mentioned that.
- 32:01He was charged on October 31st, 1947 with Bertha's murder.
- 32:07Literally the next day.
- 32:09Okay, I was like, wait, is this the next year or literally the next day?
- 32:13The next day.
- 32:14Yeah.
- 32:15Wow, they did that processing of the brain matter really fast.
- 32:19Well, they were like, they immediately had his clothing, they had him in university.
- 32:24And they're like, yeah, that's definitely brain matter.
- 32:28Wow.
- 32:29In order to qualify for the death penalty, the prosecution would need to prove that her death
- 32:37was the result of a premeditated murder.
- 32:41Bird was held in the Tacoma City jail without bail until trial after pleading not guilty
- 32:48at his agreement.
- 32:50Just certainly a plea that you could enter.
- 32:52Didn't he confess?
- 32:54And then he was just kidding, not guilty.
- 32:58A lot of people confess and then still plead not guilty.
- 33:01That's not necessarily unique, but it's kind of like, bro.
- 33:06Yeah, bro.
- 33:07I mean, I guess it depends on how the confession was extracted from the person, but they didn't
- 33:13have to work that hard.
- 33:14Yeah, trust me.
- 33:15It didn't sound like it.
- 33:17This trial began on November 24th, 1947 in the Pierce County Superior Court, only lasting
- 33:25two and a half days.
- 33:27So are doing things wrong, like so fast.
- 33:30Trials were just so much quicker back then, seemingly.
- 33:32They probably had less of them, you know?
- 33:34Yeah, maybe.
- 33:35Yeah, I think that tracks.
- 33:39His attorney supposedly asked for not only a change of venue, but to be removed from
- 33:44the trial as his counsel.
- 33:46Not why?
- 33:48Um, it's not perhaps totally clear, but he really didn't, he just did not want, he didn't
- 33:57want anything to do with the trial.
- 33:58I do.
- 33:59Who would?
- 34:00Like, especially back then, how many of those people have you had to like defend?
- 34:05Yeah, I don't, I don't know.
- 34:07I don't, I don't, I don't, I can't say exactly what the track record was.
- 34:11I mean, I, maybe I, maybe I'll look into it, but the judge denied both.
- 34:16So that had to have made for some pretty awkward interactions thereafter.
- 34:23I feel like that's like a huge like, um, what am I trying to say?
- 34:29Yeah, I, you know, it's not really, um, it's not really a conflict of interest per
- 34:36say.
- 34:37Yeah, that's what my brain was thinking, but something like, yeah, it's almost setting him
- 34:41up for an appeal though.
- 34:43Yeah, that's because he's, you know, it seems like it's setting him up for the trial.
- 34:46The defense that he had, you know, inadequate counsel.
- 34:50Yeah, because if someone doesn't want to defend you, are they going to do a job defending
- 34:53you?
- 34:54Probably not.
- 34:55He did make some statements and you're like, bro, bro, this is your attorney.
- 35:01Yeah.
- 35:02Mm-hmm.
- 35:03Yeah, but I mean, also we all know you're guilty, but also this man's life is on the line.
- 35:10You know, if you don't defend him well, it's the difference between life and prison
- 35:14and, you know, the death penalty, which they tended to carry out a lot.
- 35:19Or back then, which is, you know, sitting around in jail for 40 years, waiting to die.
- 35:26No.
- 35:28Later in court, birds attorney, James W. Seldon, apparently only begrudgingly representing
- 35:34him, maintained that his signed confession had been obtained under duress and was therefore
- 35:42inadmissible.
- 35:44Okay.
- 35:45I mean, if you consider being presented the fact that there's brains on your pants, duress,
- 35:52maybe, but I would be in duress at that point.
- 35:58But mostly I'd be like, how did they get my pants and why are there brains on them?
- 36:03We just live very different lives.
- 36:05Yeah.
- 36:06Jake and I.
- 36:07Yeah.
- 36:08I hope so.
- 36:09Judge Edward D. Hodg, however, disagreed, admitting the confession into evidence.
- 36:18So, you know, there's, there's like a little hinting about, you know, maybe some old time
- 36:24e-racism because I don't know if I certainly haven't mentioned it up to this point.
- 36:31But I'm curious if you knew about this case.
- 36:35Jake Bird was a black man.
- 36:37Yes.
- 36:38I know that.
- 36:39Okay.
- 36:40And I haven't asked or said anything because I knew maybe there was going to be a, there's a big
- 36:45review.
- 36:46Yeah, there's a big review.
- 36:47This is part of the two paragraphs that I read about this case.
- 36:50Right.
- 36:51Yeah.
- 36:52Okay.
- 36:53On November 26, 1947, after deliberating for only 35 minutes, which is an insanely short time
- 37:03by today's standards.
- 37:04Seriously.
- 37:05Yeah.
- 37:07The jury found Jake Bird guilty of first-degree murder and recommended the death penalty before
- 37:13the court.
- 37:14Wow.
- 37:15In 35 minutes.
- 37:16Yeah.
- 37:17Well, remember, this is only the one murder because this, this is something that still can
- 37:24be done today, but it was very common at this point in history from what I have like
- 37:31read and what I came across in my research.
- 37:34They would, in a multiple murder scenario, they would frequently hold charges for the additional
- 37:41victims just so that it's like, okay, if for some reason they don't find him guilty of
- 37:45this murder, we're going to, because if you put them all together, then you can be in
- 37:52a double jeopardy situation.
- 37:54Okay.
- 37:55If he's found not guilty, then they can't go after him again.
- 37:59But if there's a separate crime, it's all about how you classify.
- 38:04It's basically it's the administrative side of law.
- 38:07It makes sense to me.
- 38:08Yeah.
- 38:09And I feel like it's not, I don't know, this is just how I feel.
- 38:12It's not really fair to put all of the separate people who are murdered in the same trial.
- 38:18I just feel like they, yeah, I think you see it.
- 38:21You did two different things.
- 38:22You deserved two different fucking punishments in all the trials.
- 38:25I do think it is unusual compared to what I think we see and sort of experience in a more
- 38:33modern era, because these were two women that were killed in the same encounter.
- 38:38They were, you know, familial victims.
- 38:43I don't think you see that a lot.
- 38:44I think it's very common when there are, you know, when it's a spree killer or a serial
- 38:51killer, you will see instances where they separate crimes that occurred on different dates.
- 38:57Because again, yeah, if we can't get them on this, we want to get them on that, you know,
- 39:02a separate murder or other crime, whatever the case may be, because we want to put this
- 39:07person away.
- 39:08Yeah.
- 39:09So they're no longer a danger to people.
- 39:12So I don't know.
- 39:13It's kind of complicated because I do think sometimes you look at how people are charged
- 39:19and it can be really upsetting how they will stack things or, you know, separate out different
- 39:27instances and try to like maximize penalties.
- 39:31I feel like in this instance, I don't take issue with it.
- 39:34Yeah.
- 39:35But, you know, there are people that will never leave prison who have multiple crimes related
- 39:46to like marijuana.
- 39:49People how you want about, you know, that I know not everybody thinks it's just fine or whatever.
- 39:55And that's your own personal choice.
- 39:58But, you know, to put somebody away for life from there, wow.
- 40:05For something that grows out of the fucking ground.
- 40:07Yeah.
- 40:08I mean, I'm just cocaine technically, but-
- 40:11I think you may process the shit out of it.
- 40:13It's different.
- 40:14They sure do.
- 40:15They sure do.
- 40:16Yeah.
- 40:17I'm not going to be curious about the process.
- 40:22Another very violent show.
- 40:23So back to sentencing.
- 40:24That's where we're at.
- 40:26The judge sentenced him to be hanged at the Washington State Penitentiary on January 16,
- 40:331948.
- 40:36After his conviction was announced, bird was allowed to make a final statement, which I
- 40:41feel like almost never turns out good.
- 40:44But holy shit.
- 40:45This is the part I was telling you.
- 40:48You guys, this case was already like working out to be like, oh, spooky season.
- 40:53He's like charged on the 31st and then this shit.
- 40:58He spoke for about 20 minutes, noting that his request to represent himself had been denied
- 41:04and that his own lawyers were against him.
- 41:08In hindsight, it's kind of like, where's the lie?
- 41:10They said that they were.
- 41:12Yeah.
- 41:13Apparently nobody really cared.
- 41:15A little bit of casual racism.
- 41:17You could see that too.
- 41:18But in this case, he literally was caught with blood and brain matter all over him.
- 41:22Like dude, how hard do you want this poor public defender who's come on?
- 41:29Bird then said, are you ready for this?
- 41:32I don't think I am at all.
- 41:36I'm putting the Jake Bird Hex on all of you who had anything to do with my being punished.
- 41:43Mark my words, you will die before I do.
- 41:48I do remember this now.
- 41:51This is why it's in spooky articles.
- 41:54Allegedly, six people connected with the trial died in relatively quick succession.
- 42:01No.
- 42:02Okay.
- 42:03Everything I only say allegedly because I wonder sometimes if things get sort of, you know,
- 42:09low-notive proportion or it becomes like this like almost a mythical proportion like a legend.
- 42:18And if he's saying he had said, I am hexing you.
- 42:21So people are like watching out for it.
- 42:25You know, it's like seeing 9/11 on the clock all the time because you know that number.
- 42:29Yeah.
- 42:30But he had all the time.
- 42:31Everything that I have come across indicates that this actually happened.
- 42:35Holy shit.
- 42:36Like multiple.
- 42:37I'm confident that several people died.
- 42:44And I'm gonna tell you about him.
- 42:47The first to go was Judge Edward D. Hodg who sent in Spurred to death.
- 42:54He died of a heart attack not long after the conviction as did one of the officers who
- 43:00took Bird's initial confession.
- 43:03So here.
- 43:05Another police officer who took a subsequent confession also died of a heart attack.
- 43:12What are they eating though?
- 43:14Wow.
- 43:15A lot.
- 43:16I mean McDonald's wasn't a thing back then, right?
- 43:19I don't think they come around in the 1950s.
- 43:22But a lot of really like it's very meat and potatoes diet.
- 43:25A lot of things cooked him butter.
- 43:28Okay.
- 43:29Definitely.
- 43:30I mean the fact that it's like all heart attacks is like kind of freaky.
- 43:35I tell you think about like yeah, the average life expectancy for a man think about the diet.
- 43:41And yeah, that's a not.
- 43:43I want to see these two women wait to die, especially in this era.
- 43:47Yeah.
- 43:48Or man.
- 43:49But still it is so freaky.
- 43:50Very freaky.
- 43:51Then there was the court clerk who passed away from pneumonia as well as one of Bird's prison
- 43:57guards also from a heart attack.
- 44:02Last but not least, JW Selden, one of Bird's lawyers died on the first anniversary of his
- 44:11sentencing.
- 44:12That's fucking weird.
- 44:16That's the weirder to me than all of the other.
- 44:18Yes.
- 44:19Yes.
- 44:20Like girl, I think Jake Bird, that bitch is a witch.
- 44:25When was he sentents again?
- 44:26Was that the Halloween or was that different?
- 44:29No.
- 44:30Okay.
- 44:31No.
- 44:32One of the most chilling statements about this story came from the defense attorney who
- 44:38said, "My heart does not beat with sympathy for this man."
- 44:46Then he dies of a heart attack like many of the others involved in this case.
- 44:51That's crazy.
- 44:52Did you get chills?
- 44:53I did.
- 44:54I definitely did.
- 44:56I have chills.
- 44:58Breaky, right?
- 45:00That's really weird.
- 45:02He specifically makes a statement about his heart.
- 45:08That is so creepy.
- 45:10I do like the researcher in me though wants to be like, "Okay, can we look at another guy
- 45:16who is convicted or whatever and see how many of the people attached to that died?"
- 45:20I just want to know the stats.
- 45:23Obviously impossible.
- 45:25I do, well, not necessarily.
- 45:30Probably this isn't unusual.
- 45:32It's an anomalous situation.
- 45:34I feel like there's too many people that died close to his case for it not to get attention,
- 45:40especially after he literally releases a hex in a courtroom.
- 45:45Yeah.
- 45:46Like, yeah, people are going to be paying attention.
- 45:49They're going to be keeping track.
- 45:51But also, this kind of not proves, but it helps support just speaking things into existence.
- 45:59He might not have really been like a witch or really, but if you just speak it into existence
- 46:08and you have, he had a lot of passion for it, I'm sure.
- 46:11So, that's like a big part of the way to win the lottery.
- 46:16You've got to keep speaking it and actually believe it.
- 46:20And probably also buy a lottery ticket.
- 46:24Yeah.
- 46:25OK.
- 46:26Lottery is a hard one.
- 46:27Yeah.
- 46:28It's such a one.
- 46:29But other things, I feel like are easier to manifest the lottery.
- 46:30That makes sense.
- 46:31I feel like that's fair.
- 46:32Yeah.
- 46:33The governor at the time, Munrad C. Walgren, allowed his 60-day reprieve from bird sentence.
- 46:43Why, you might ask?
- 46:45Well, because bird claimed that he could clear up at least 44 other murders that he either
- 46:52committed or participated in during his travels across the country.
- 46:57Wow.
- 46:58Of course, there was no shortage of investigators eager to interview him at the state penitentiary.
- 47:06They came from all over the country.
- 47:09Of the 44 murders that he allegedly said he commit, only 11 were substantiated.
- 47:18But he reportedly had enough knowledge about many of the others to be considered the prime
- 47:25suspect.
- 47:26Wow.
- 47:27Like, why is he doing that, though?
- 47:31What else has he got to lose?
- 47:32I mean, it did get him a reprieve from the death penalty.
- 47:35It's true.
- 47:36The 70s and 60s at the minimum police in several states took the opportunity to close the books
- 47:43on many of their unsolved murders.
- 47:47In his travels, bird murdered people, mostly women, in and around the following areas.
- 47:55Louisville Kentucky, Omaha, Nebraska, Kansas City, Kansas, Sioux Falls, South Dakota, Cleveland,
- 48:05Ohio, Orlando, Florida, as well as the states of Illinois, Iowa, Oklahoma, other victims outside
- 48:16of Orlando in Florida, Michigan, and Ohio.
- 48:21Oh, sorry, there's more Wisconsin.
- 48:25And, of course, the state of Washington, reportedly in the city of Portage, in addition to the crimes
- 48:31in Tacoma.
- 48:32God, he was just all over the place.
- 48:36Yeah, it's a lot.
- 48:39Now, there was a lot of focus on the fact that he primarily killed white women.
- 48:48I think women are primarily victims of crime.
- 48:57It's both women of color and white women.
- 49:00It's obviously transgender.
- 49:04There are, there's a lot of qualifiers with that.
- 49:08I think for the time, what that does is stir up this sort of hysteria that there's this
- 49:19crazed black man.
- 49:21And they've already made a point of saying that he was attempting to sexually assault Bertha.
- 49:26So it creates this sort of moral panic about that there's crazed black man that's attacking
- 49:33white women, which particularly in some parts of the country, that is the type of stuff
- 49:40that really endangers other people of color.
- 49:45Yeah.
- 49:46That felt pretty icky.
- 49:48But how many friggin white dudes do the same exact thing?
- 49:51Right.
- 49:52Like it's back then.
- 49:53Yeah.
- 49:54Also now, probably in the future.
- 49:56Yeah.
- 49:57Just be scared of all men.
- 49:58Yeah.
- 49:59Never meet a man.
- 50:00Yeah.
- 50:01Never meet a man.
- 50:03In the meantime, Bertha appealed his conviction to the Washington State Supreme Court,
- 50:08but his petition for a retrial was denied.
- 50:13The U.S. Court of Appeals and the U.S. Supreme Court also rejected his petitions for a new trial.
- 50:20I just wonder if they took longer than 35 minutes that the jury did to consider his case.
- 50:26They didn't say, yeah.
- 50:28I'm not sure.
- 50:29I probably get a look into it, but usually those particular entities or bodies within the
- 50:39legal system, you're talking about like a month's long review.
- 50:45But you know, not that I'm shedding any tears for Jake Berk.
- 50:48Yeah.
- 50:49It sounds like a real dick.
- 50:52On July 14, 1947, the U.S. Supreme Court declined to review Bertha's conviction for the third
- 51:00time.
- 51:02And Governor Arthur B. Langley.
- 51:04I love how everybody's using their middle initials.
- 51:08He chose not to interfere with the execution.
- 51:12And by this time, it was fast approaching.
- 51:15Or well, it would have been.
- 51:16But of course, appeals and the rest of the whole legal process slows things down.
- 51:23Even back then.
- 51:24Even back then.
- 51:25I mean, it's slow relative to like they convicted him in 35 minutes.
- 51:30So they're like, why is this man not dead yet?
- 51:35Little too eager for that stuff.
- 51:37I feel like.
- 51:38I mean, I do think it does have a lot to do with the racial aspect of this case.
- 51:44Yeah, I think you can't ignore that.
- 51:47I do think that it is a case where oftentimes we would see in a similar case, you know, perhaps
- 51:58a coerce confession, you might see an instance of police brutality.
- 52:03And I just don't know that we really find that in this instance.
- 52:08It's also really hard to be able to document that.
- 52:12Yeah, posthumously, but yeah, it doesn't, it doesn't seem like that's the case.
- 52:22Doesn't mean that there isn't still racism involved.
- 52:25Yeah.
- 52:26Finally, early Friday morning on July 15, 1949 at the Washington State Penitentiary in
- 52:34Walla Walla.
- 52:36The word was taken from his cell conveniently located on the same level as the gallows
- 52:43to be placed in the news for his execution.
- 52:46Wait, the gallows were like in the same area as he was being held.
- 52:52Apparently, holy shit.
- 52:55I don't know if it was visible from his cell or not.
- 52:59That would be fucked.
- 53:01Pretty horrifying thought.
- 53:02Like, hey, this is just like having an Ace of You of your fucking future.
- 53:07Just got nurse set up for ya.
- 53:13Which was witnessed by over a hundred spectators at 1220 AM when the gallows trap door was released.
- 53:21Jake Bird dropped five feet to his death.
- 53:26After 14 minutes, his body was taken down and prison physician Dr. Elmer Hill pronounced
- 53:32him dead.
- 53:34He was buried in an unmarked grave in the prison cemetery.
- 53:39Identified only as Confect Number 21520.
- 53:43Holy shit.
- 53:46His remaining personal fortune, a whopping $6.15, which actually was more money than it
- 53:55sounds like now.
- 53:56But was willed by Bird to Murray Taggart.
- 54:01The Walla Walla attorney who filed his appeals.
- 54:05Wow.
- 54:06I don't know what the average cost for billable hours was back then, but I'm guessing that
- 54:11would have been a drop in the bucket.
- 54:14So hopefully this guy was on salary with state.
- 54:17Wow.
- 54:18That is interesting, though.
- 54:20It is.
- 54:21We lost it to this guy.
- 54:22Yeah.
- 54:23Like the only guy who seemed to be helping him out.
- 54:25Yeah.
- 54:26Well, and one thing that's really interesting about his case and it's kind of hard to find
- 54:32the exact right spot to sort of drop in this information, but I came across that like
- 54:39he wanted to represent himself on the front end of the case.
- 54:42Obviously, we talked about that.
- 54:44He also continued to research and study law books and he actually became well known in
- 54:53prison as being someone that other inmates went to, you know, to try to get legal advice.
- 55:01That's very interesting.
- 55:02Yeah.
- 55:03Yeah.
- 55:04And it seems like he was very intelligent and actually became very knowledgeable about the
- 55:08law, which is kind of horrifying.
- 55:11It's like a year and yeah.
- 55:14Yeah.
- 55:15I don't know.
- 55:16Yeah.
- 55:17But I mean, you know, you're someone fighting for your life essentially.
- 55:20Yeah.
- 55:21Jake Bird was the 63rd prisoner and the 7th African American to be executed in Washington
- 55:29state since the death penalty was established in 1904.
- 55:34Though, of course, we know that the last person to be executed in the state of Washington
- 55:40was Cal Coburn Brown.
- 55:43Mmm.
- 55:44We covered some time ago.
- 55:45Yes.
- 55:46Search for it.
- 55:47Yeah.
- 55:48I can't say I was sad to see him go, but capital punishment has been formally abolished in
- 55:55Washington for about the last year and a half.
- 55:58Really just last year and a half?
- 56:00I was shocked.
- 56:01Oh, I was shocked too.
- 56:04Normally, it's like Washington does something or it's like California and or Washington kind
- 56:09of go first and then it's Oregon.
- 56:12Oregon has actually had it abolished for longer.
- 56:15Is my understanding.
- 56:16Interesting.
- 56:17Maybe that's why we learned I was thinking because we live here in a house.
- 56:21Yeah.
- 56:22Yeah.
- 56:23How about that hex, though?
- 56:26Am I right?
- 56:27Dude.
- 56:28It's turned out to be a pretty wild one if I do say so in the style.
- 56:32I feel like we're, we have to change our name to Haunts, Homicides, and Hexes now.
- 56:36Yeah.
- 56:37Ooh, I like that.
- 56:38That's.
- 56:39Shall we do some tarot?
- 56:42Yeah, let's do some tarot.
- 56:43We won't hex you.
- 56:44We promise.
- 56:45Unless you're a murderer.
- 56:47Yeah.
- 56:48Probably that we would.
- 56:49Unless you're creepy.
- 56:50Yeah.
- 56:51Not the good creepy.
- 56:52Yeah.
- 56:53Okay, now I'm handing the deck to Caitlyn so she could put her magical shuffling powers and
- 57:05then pull a card.
- 57:06Oh boy.
- 57:08For the spooky Halloweeny.
- 57:12That was pretty good.
- 57:16That was good for you.
- 57:17Like the energy of that.
- 57:18Oh, shut up.
- 57:19I'm just kidding.
- 57:20It was good energy.
- 57:21I felt it.
- 57:22Okay.
- 57:23I'm gonna spread them out so that you can help me spread those legs.
- 57:29The cards.
- 57:30I mean cards.
- 57:31She's ways.
- 57:33Where do you think you are?
- 57:35Okay.
- 57:36Take in here or first first instinct for your point of finger is.
- 57:45Oh, what?
- 57:48It's a bird you guys.
- 57:50Bird.
- 57:51Of course it's a fucking bird.
- 57:54Cause Jake fucking bird.
- 57:56And it's a sword.
- 57:57It's three of swords.
- 57:59It's the one with the swords piercing the heart.
- 58:02And this imagery it is a dead bird on top of Rose Petals.
- 58:06Delayful.
- 58:08And he's got kind of like an orangey head which like pumpkins.
- 58:14She's like everything spice.
- 58:16Everything pumpkin spice.
- 58:17Halloween, you know.
- 58:19Oh my gosh.
- 58:21Okay.
- 58:22Yeah.
- 58:23I was visualizing the right card when you said it's like stabbing through the heart.
- 58:27It's literally three swords through a heart.
- 58:31Yeah.
- 58:32It's one of the ones where the imagery is like pretty you know scary for people who aren't
- 58:36used to tarot.
- 58:37But yeah.
- 58:38It's totally fits.
- 58:40Or for some people that maybe even are.
- 58:44Okay.
- 58:45Alright.
- 58:46So our keywords are suffering, heartache, regret, grieving, sorrow and loss.
- 58:57All of it.
- 58:58It's interesting because we're talking about the death of widow and her daughter.
- 59:05So they've already grieved a loss.
- 59:08And it from what I was reading in my research, it sounded like not recent in the sense of like
- 59:16in the last six months or anything, but it had been I think in the last couple of years
- 59:21that her husband and the daughter's father had passed away.
- 59:26And then like the family that's left behind, oh my, well they lost three people.
- 59:32Yeah.
- 59:33It's the three of swords.
- 59:34They're extended family.
- 59:35Yeah.
- 59:36Wow.
- 59:37That is really interesting because I was like well he had like the two victims that we sort
- 59:41of talked about, but that makes so much sense.
- 59:45Just looking at this heart with three swords piercing it is painful.
- 59:50One of the saddest cards in the tarot.
- 59:52It symbolizes deep emotional pain, heartbreak and a real or perceived tragedy.
- 1:00:00You may not manage to avoid the suffering indicated by the three of swords.
- 1:00:05However, the card advises separating true grief from self pity.
- 1:00:12It's interesting.
- 1:00:14And I think I drew this actually in the reverse.
- 1:00:17Did you?
- 1:00:18Yeah.
- 1:00:19I need to…
- 1:00:20You handed it to me upright.
- 1:00:22I did.
- 1:00:23I think I flipped it.
- 1:00:24Oh my god.
- 1:00:25Now I feel like I need to roll back the tape.
- 1:00:28I thought we hold it up.
- 1:00:31I mean either way.
- 1:00:33Yeah.
- 1:00:34We flip it.
- 1:00:35Because the bird is upside down technically on the right side up.
- 1:00:39Yeah.
- 1:00:40I think it was reverse.
- 1:00:41You did.
- 1:00:42Looking at it, I think I…
- 1:00:44Yeah.
- 1:00:45Okay.
- 1:00:46It's kind of…
- 1:00:47I don't know why the image popped into my head of like hanging because it is like…
- 1:00:52It would be head up.
- 1:00:54Yeah.
- 1:00:55I don't know why.
- 1:00:57Ooh.
- 1:00:58Okay.
- 1:00:59Well, okay.
- 1:01:00I'm going to read the reverse interpretation first, but I think we should read both just so
- 1:01:05that we can see kind of the impact of each maybe.
- 1:01:09Okay.
- 1:01:10There's an extra excerpt in between the two interpretations.
- 1:01:16The soul is a diamond in the rough, which must abide the blows inflicted by suffering in
- 1:01:25order to shine in all its brilliance.
- 1:01:30And that's from like water for chocolate.
- 1:01:33Oh.
- 1:01:35The reversed three of swords is actually less problematic and severe than the upright three.
- 1:01:42Hmm.
- 1:01:43It's interesting.
- 1:01:44It suggests you're making more of an unhappy situation than necessary or that a disappointment
- 1:01:50is temporary, not the end of the world.
- 1:01:55Perhaps the truth hurts, but once you face it, you can improve things.
- 1:02:00Pull yourself together and get on with your life.
- 1:02:05In a reading about money, you may harbor regrets about what might have been or you're
- 1:02:10chastising yourself for a bad decision.
- 1:02:14The reversed three recommends letting go of blame and guilt, repairing damage and starting
- 1:02:20anew.
- 1:02:23I feel like part of me just at a glance thought, oh, no, maybe I did pull this in the upright,
- 1:02:31but I feel like nothing is stronger for me than like seeing the card and that visual representation
- 1:02:39and seeing in the reverse and like, no, pulled her in the reverse.
- 1:02:45And I think it makes sense though, because losing or grieving the loss of a loved one and
- 1:02:53kind of finding a pathway forward.
- 1:02:55Yeah.
- 1:02:56I feel like it fits more than I thought it would.
- 1:02:59If the reading is about your job, you may be pulling out of a damaging and hurtful situation.
- 1:03:06The reversed three can mean the worst is over and you've learned from your mistakes.
- 1:03:13Remain watchful for confusion, deception and poor judgment.
- 1:03:20Maybe that comes in like the trial and him confessing and then being guilty and then his
- 1:03:26lawyer not wanting to represent him anymore, but like being forced to basically.
- 1:03:30I think it's really interesting because this is a card that specifically based on its orientation
- 1:03:37is dramatically different in some ways, whether it's upright or reverse.
- 1:03:45And the fact that as I'm pulling it, I'm like, yeah, no, I pulled it in reverse.
- 1:03:51Like the questioning aspect of that.
- 1:03:54Yeah.
- 1:03:55That's really moment sometimes where I feel like they both fit the right.
- 1:03:59When we have those kind of like confusing, did we pull it upright or not?
- 1:04:03I feel like it could go either way.
- 1:04:06Yeah.
- 1:04:07Yeah.
- 1:04:08Well, and I feel like normally the way that we pull it is so that you can literally see
- 1:04:13it on cam.
- 1:04:14And I don't know if you'll be able to tell at all when we go back and watch the video
- 1:04:21from my camera, which way I pulled it.
- 1:04:24Taylor, do a slow mo.
- 1:04:26But I think the fact that we're questioning it just means like I usually just take that
- 1:04:31as it could be both ways.
- 1:04:33Yeah.
- 1:04:34And it does fit both ways because like the reverse is like you said, it's kind of like the
- 1:04:39ending of it.
- 1:04:40And we did talk about the, I mean, the end it's over.
- 1:04:44He's convicted.
- 1:04:46He's stopped killing because he's dead now.
- 1:04:48So yeah.
- 1:04:51In a reading about love, this card points to painful experiences, which feels dead on.
- 1:04:59Obviously as you know, a family that's lost a loved one and she's a widow.
- 1:05:07But you're working on past problems and trying to make things better.
- 1:05:12You need to let go of jealousy, regrets, guilt and fear.
- 1:05:18Sometimes this card, oh my god, stop it.
- 1:05:21This is card represents accepting a loss and moving on.
- 1:05:26Okay.
- 1:05:27I'm going to go to the upright.
- 1:05:29Makes me think of like the police to like their, the regrets and the guilt of like this
- 1:05:36has been happening to potentially like 44 people.
- 1:05:40You know, that's I wouldn't have, I wouldn't have clocked it that way.
- 1:05:45That's interesting.
- 1:05:46Yeah.
- 1:05:47I mean, police who are trying to solve something like they obviously I'm sure they have regrets
- 1:05:52of like this person.
- 1:05:54Yeah.
- 1:05:55And killing.
- 1:05:56I mean, any case that just goes unsolved.
- 1:05:58Yeah.
- 1:05:59Yeah.
- 1:06:00That's an interesting point.
- 1:06:01I, I didn't really think of it that way.
- 1:06:05I'm sure some of those you'll never know what happened to you just kind of have to accept
- 1:06:09it and yeah, that it's not going to be solved.
- 1:06:12Yeah.
- 1:06:13Okay.
- 1:06:14The upright three signifies separation, severing a connection to something or someone you
- 1:06:22love.
- 1:06:23Oh, you just said like severing and my picture that had wow.
- 1:06:32Okay.
- 1:06:33So the upright feels so far just skimming feels equally applicable.
- 1:06:39Sorry, I just have like a really big reaction.
- 1:06:42Yeah.
- 1:06:43That's weird.
- 1:06:44No, I mean, that makes sense.
- 1:06:46Yeah.
- 1:06:47When we're talking about someone who is nearly to capitated that that is I, that's an appropriate
- 1:06:54response.
- 1:06:55Okay.
- 1:06:56I'm going to read it again.
- 1:06:58The upright three signifies separation, severing a connection to something or someone
- 1:07:04you love.
- 1:07:06You feel isolated and cut off from something you found meaningful.
- 1:07:11A way of life, your home and family, a philosophy, pursuit or job, something in your life has died.
- 1:07:22In a reading about money, the upright three represents losses due to relying on your
- 1:07:29rational mind or your emotions alone.
- 1:07:33You need to use both to avoid problems.
- 1:07:37Oh, interesting.
- 1:07:39I don't know why that just reminds me of him like acting on his impulses is like emotional
- 1:07:44need to be a fucking murderer instead of making more than six dollars and to be left to
- 1:07:51someone, you know?
- 1:07:52Yeah.
- 1:07:53Yeah.
- 1:07:54Okay.
- 1:07:57Sometimes it suggests someone you trusted has withdrawn support or you're grieving the loss
- 1:08:05of better times.
- 1:08:06I mean, how many times have I specifically used?
- 1:08:10Oh, okay.
- 1:08:11The widow asked you to do that.
- 1:08:13Yeah.
- 1:08:14Yeah.
- 1:08:15If the reading is about your work, this card can mean losing a job you loved or you feel
- 1:08:22isolated and unhappy in your job.
- 1:08:25Maybe you regret an unwise business decision or you're thwarted, unable to do the work you
- 1:08:33enjoy.
- 1:08:34I mean, he was caught not that I want to call what he's doing like his work, but maybe in
- 1:08:41his mind.
- 1:08:42But I mean, that's his for lack of a better way to put it.
- 1:08:45That's like his professional pursue.
- 1:08:47I mean, he chose the train profession so that he could go.
- 1:08:52Yeah.
- 1:08:53I mean, at least.
- 1:08:54And that and he literally just worked odd jobs and yeah, all of that sort of scenario was
- 1:09:01designed to sort of set him up to be, you know, dependent upon less than ethical means
- 1:09:09of acquiring income.
- 1:09:11I don't know.
- 1:09:12I don't know how else to put that.
- 1:09:15Try to see this as a sign.
- 1:09:18It's time for a change.
- 1:09:20Low late.
- 1:09:21Time to die.
- 1:09:22But I guess maybe he thought, now I'm going to become like a high priestess and just deliver
- 1:09:28hexes.
- 1:09:29Right.
- 1:09:30Yeah.
- 1:09:31Wow.
- 1:09:32Oh, God.
- 1:09:33This is in a reading about love.
- 1:09:37The upright three can represent a split with a partner or at least a sense of separation
- 1:09:43and despair.
- 1:09:45If the relationship is worth salvaging, heal the gap with compassion and understanding.
- 1:09:51In some cases, this card says it's time to move on.
- 1:09:55So whether you draw this upright or in the reverse, it hints at sort of the loss of a loved
- 1:10:04one and sort of like a less than ideal scenario with your romantic partner.
- 1:10:12Yeah.
- 1:10:13And I feel like this card, I just think is there's heartbreak cards, but this one is an extra
- 1:10:18heartbreak.
- 1:10:19It is.
- 1:10:20Like what I feel about this.
- 1:10:22Yeah.
- 1:10:23I'm always curious what we're going to get.
- 1:10:26Like, how's this one going to go and what's that reading going to look like as we go through
- 1:10:33the case and think about like what are the possible outcomes and what would make sense.
- 1:10:41And sometimes we get cards that I feel like, okay, I don't know.
- 1:10:46Maybe we maybe we need to redraw or something like that.
- 1:10:50And sometimes I'm really surprised that even how well I feel like we're learning and becoming
- 1:10:59familiar and being more knowledgeable with the different interpretations.
- 1:11:03I'm like, wow, I guess I forgot about this sort of aspect of a card and thinking, wow,
- 1:11:12okay, I didn't, I didn't predict that would fit at all.
- 1:11:17And don't you?
- 1:11:19I mean, I just feel like the fact that we drew a dead bird on a card is just.
- 1:11:24Yeah, a dead bird, like a symbolism of that or a jake bird.
- 1:11:29It's, it's not lost on me.
- 1:11:31It's a dead bird.
- 1:11:32That is wild.
- 1:11:34And the point you made specifically about the three.
- 1:11:37Yeah.
- 1:11:38Because I, here I was thinking, oh, well, the two of swords would have been more applicable.
- 1:11:44But even just at the outset, the numerical piece of it for me is kind of the first thing
- 1:11:51that a lot of times jumps out.
- 1:11:54But holy shit.
- 1:11:56In terms of imagery and then if you think about the fact that they literally had lost a
- 1:12:01loved one and you're talking about a family of three that has just lost so much.
- 1:12:11And when I want to say no, it doesn't feel like that card fits and then it just fucking
- 1:12:16fits.
- 1:12:17Yeah.
- 1:12:18Oh, well, some of you that are in our Facebook discussion group or I think that's the one
- 1:12:26place I can think of that I mentioned it.
- 1:12:27I don't think I mentioned it on Patreon or anywhere else.
- 1:12:33But we're doing a double header this week.
- 1:12:38We just came off of literally everyone that's currently in this house having had COVID in
- 1:12:44quick succession.
- 1:12:46Almost my first time and I gotta say zero out of 10.
- 1:12:52We are recovering in terms of our ability to create and I think release content also.
- 1:13:01So we're doing a double headers.
- 1:13:03We start to build up a little bit of a backlog for those emergencies.
- 1:13:09We did we we had some things and then holy shit.
- 1:13:14The COVID hung on.
- 1:13:17I was positive for at least 10 days.
- 1:13:21Yeah.
- 1:13:22I'm.
- 1:13:23That's crazy.
- 1:13:24Yeah.
- 1:13:25It's I think we've talked about it before.
- 1:13:27And since all of the plague happened in my home, but yeah, we better we better get to it.
- 1:13:37I guess is what I'm saying.
- 1:13:38It was the most rambling way of saying we got to go because we need to record another
- 1:13:43episode because we're playing catch up.
- 1:13:48You know, we're playing in catch up and it is spicy.
- 1:13:51Actually, did have one more thing.
- 1:13:53I don't know if you wanted to mention it because it didn't make it into your last episode
- 1:14:00with the blue mountains and the cores.
- 1:14:04I feel like that was like a quick thing we come up.
- 1:14:06Yeah, yeah, you have to tell it.
- 1:14:08Oh, you want me to tell it?
- 1:14:09Well, because I don't know if I remember.
- 1:14:10Oh, so you texted me after you like, I were thinking about the episode and you're like,
- 1:14:15oh my god, I added that blue crystal to be a blue mountain because I like needed the
- 1:14:21Rockies or what I put with the Rockies.
- 1:14:24Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1:14:25And what's on course?
- 1:14:27What's on course you guys?
- 1:14:29Yeah, how many shitty beer pong tournaments have you been in?
- 1:14:33And we did color changing mountains.
- 1:14:36We even had someone comment on our Facebook or our Instagram posts like only drink the
- 1:14:42cores when the mountains are blue.
- 1:14:44Yeah.
- 1:14:45So we unknowingly randomly last minute, Caitlin added a blue mountain to the halter set
- 1:14:53up.
- 1:14:54I just thought it deserved it deserved an honorable mention today, I think.
- 1:14:58Yeah, and I remember it's so funny because I remember us talking about that and we're like,
- 1:15:02oh, yeah, we got to remember to mention that at some point.
- 1:15:06And I was like, I remember there was something that came up.
- 1:15:12I don't.
- 1:15:13And we like drew the blue card and we were talking about blue the whole episode and we didn't
- 1:15:18even register the blue mountains on the course.
- 1:15:21Yeah.
- 1:15:22Yeah, just just for reference, if anybody's coming in randomly on this episode, that was
- 1:15:30the eight off course, the third episode where it's course cans.
- 1:15:37We're talking about in the beer and the blue mountains and you got to watch the video
- 1:15:42on YouTube to really get the contacts with the blue crystal mountain.
- 1:15:47Yeah.
- 1:15:48It was in our altar and wow.
- 1:15:52And we're witches and we again won't hack you because we love you, creepy people.
- 1:15:57We do.
- 1:15:58We do.
- 1:15:59Should we do that thing?
- 1:16:00Let's do it.
- 1:16:01All right.
- 1:16:02Have a creepy ass day.
- 1:16:04See you next Tuesday.
- 1:16:05You're dead bird.
- 1:16:17Oh my gosh.
- 1:16:19Only be a dead bird if you're evil though.
- 1:16:22I mean, just don't just don't be dead birds in my presence.
- 1:16:25Okay.
- 1:16:26I don't like birds.
- 1:16:27I don't want to be around birds dead or alive.
- 1:16:29I feel like there's a lot of you.
- 1:16:31You understand my feelings on the top.
- 1:16:33Okay.
- 1:16:34Birds?
- 1:16:35What?
- 1:16:36What do you call birds?
- 1:16:37Winged fox.
- 1:16:38Oh.
- 1:16:39I have been known to call them winged fox.
- 1:16:43That's Jake Bird's new nickname.
- 1:16:45You winged fox.
- 1:16:46Winged fox.
- 1:16:47I love that.
- 1:16:49Maybe that's what I should call the episode.
- 1:16:52Maybe.
- 1:16:53I feel like Apple and all of the other streaming apps would be like, no, thank you.
- 1:16:56Cool.
- 1:16:57SEO straight to the bottom.
- 1:16:59You guys share the shows that when we make terrible decisions about the titles, we don't
- 1:17:07just completely play them out in tank.
- 1:17:10Please and thank you.
- 1:17:16Bird.
- 1:17:17Oh, I already read that.
- 1:17:18Bird.
- 1:17:19Bird.
- 1:17:20Bird.
- 1:17:21Bird.
- 1:17:22Bird is a word. pnwhauntsandhomicides.com