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Poop Chat and Cat Purs From March 5th, 2026 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

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  Speaker 1: There are days when you leave the bathroom with a smile,
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  Speaker 1: feeling lighter, relieved after having an easy poop.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, by the way, this is it.
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  Speaker 3: It's on text ninety six radio from Hell.
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  Speaker 1: Then there's other days when nothing seems to happen. Your
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  Speaker 1: legs go numb, nothing's coming out, You're struggling.
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  Speaker 2: I wanted to talk about kitties purring.
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  Speaker 1: Here's some ways to have better poop health.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: One of the worst habits you can do for your
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  Speaker 1: poop health is not going number two. As soon as
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  Speaker 1: you feel the.
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  Speaker 2: Urge, well, then I shouldn't be here right now.
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  Speaker 1: Sounds simple, right, Yet many people routinely hold on You're
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  Speaker 1: too busy at work, it.
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  Speaker 2: Says Bill, I have no choice at this point.
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  Speaker 1: They want to avoid public restrooms. Yeah, that's what I do.
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  Speaker 1: Don't ignore it.
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  Speaker 2: Could we have a potty just here in the corner.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta go, You gotta go. The urge to poop occurs,
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  Speaker 1: triggers receptors. They want you to go now, yes, yes, Also,
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  Speaker 1: limit your toilet time to ten minutes or less. They're saying,
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  Speaker 1: don't take your phone in there. You can get lost
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  Speaker 1: in your phone.
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  Speaker 2: I like to play solitaire on my phone while I'm
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  Speaker 2: in there.
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  Speaker 1: And that's not good for you.
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  Speaker 2: Should get in, get out.
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  Speaker 1: Let's spend to your business, not spend too much time.
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  Speaker 2: But it's the only time I get some private time.
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  Speaker 2: It's true.
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  Speaker 1: And of course they want you to eat more fiber,
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  Speaker 1: drink more water. But the big takeaway is when you
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  Speaker 1: gotta go, you gotta go.
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  Speaker 2: Did you make today to make poopoos anymoodpoos? Because that's
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  Speaker 2: poison in the body in us.
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  Speaker 1: Well, that's now you can talk about cats. I just
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  Speaker 1: that was an important minnouncement.
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  Speaker 2: I would not sully a conversation about cats with that,
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  Speaker 2: with that topic reminding him to make when he waits
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  Speaker 2: too long and gets plugged up, what is that?
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  Speaker 1: What are you doing?
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  Speaker 2: It's a signal for poopoos. You gotta learn the signal.
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  Speaker 2: I want to learn the signal. Don't make you do
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  Speaker 2: the signal. Mom, he has to learn the signal.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to learn the signal.
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  Speaker 2: Now this hand is the potty beckoning the poopoos, and
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  Speaker 2: in they go, huh, she's not doing it all right.
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  Speaker 2: Five scientifically poop on X ninety six Radio from Hell.
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  Speaker 2: Five scientifically proven benefits of a cat purring on you. Ah,
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  Speaker 2: all right, okay. The sound your cat makes when it purrs. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: it's distinctive from any other noise. You love it, even
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  Speaker 2: you know lions per the big cats. Yeah, I love
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  Speaker 2: that sound. All cat's purrs share certain qualities can make
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  Speaker 2: their owners feel better mentally, physically. It might even seem
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  Speaker 2: like magic, but it's really just a biological healing mechanism
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  Speaker 2: that can help both cats and humans. Here are five
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  Speaker 2: ways a cat's perr has healing power for humans. The
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  Speaker 2: sound of the perr reduces your desire to poop. No way, sory,
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  Speaker 2: No wait, The sound reduces stress. Okay, Purring can reduce stress.
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  Speaker 2: If you just sit and pet the cat and the
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  Speaker 2: cat purrs, it can reduce your stress as patting your
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  Speaker 2: cat can increase serotonin and oxytocin, hormones that make us
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  Speaker 2: feel happy and calm, and hearing your cat purr also
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  Speaker 2: produces those hormones which can help lower e spress levels. Also,
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  Speaker 2: my cat when I pat him and he starts to purr.
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  Speaker 2: If I pet him too much, then he bites me
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  Speaker 2: and ruins the whole thing. The vibration, it says here,
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  Speaker 2: can heal bones, skin, and tissue. Really, a cat's per
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  Speaker 2: vibrates at a frequency of twenty five to one hundred
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  Speaker 2: and fifty hertz, and those vibrations might might hold actual
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  Speaker 2: healing properties. The frequency of a cat's purring corresponds to
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  Speaker 2: known healing frequencies for humans.
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  Speaker 1: Now, now I don't have a cat, but what I
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  Speaker 1: have is a golden retriever. I got two of them. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know what they do. And I just look this
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  Speaker 1: up because it's the.
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  Speaker 2: Thing they drool. The golden perr.
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  Speaker 1: Really, it's a rare, endearing, often misunderstood, low frequency rumble
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  Speaker 1: produced by some gold and retrievers when they're happy or content.
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  Speaker 2: They it is a purr and all the.
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  Speaker 1: Things, all the things that you're talking about, Bill, is
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  Speaker 1: when they're like lying on my chest and doing that,
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  Speaker 1: it is so soothing. It is so nice, those.
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  Speaker 2: Two dogs lying on your chest. You couldn't move.
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  Speaker 1: Well, that's part of what makes it nice.
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  Speaker 2: The sound can lower blood pressure.
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  Speaker 1: Golden purr, yeah, or golden retriever.
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  Speaker 2: The sound lowers blood pressure. The vibration can heal strained muscles,
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  Speaker 2: and purring is your cat's way of letting you know
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  Speaker 2: that they care about you.
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  Speaker 1: Is that it.
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  Speaker 2: That's it sounds like they're snoring, snoring, but they're awake.
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  Speaker 2: It's nice. I've taken to and I don't know where
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  Speaker 2: I got this, but it's it was something we were
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  Speaker 2: reading here on the air once. It said, you know,
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  Speaker 2: your cat is vocalizing a lot. My cat vocalizes a lot,
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  Speaker 2: and and that means he wants to talk.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, he's communicating with you.
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  Speaker 2: So he come walks into the kitchen and goes man,
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  Speaker 2: you know, and you go, oh, hi there, how are
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  Speaker 2: you doing now? Bad? And and and they seem to
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  Speaker 2: like that and respond to that. The want they want
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  Speaker 2: a little I'm here for interaction now. The way my
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  Speaker 2: cat wants to interact is always weird, like he won't.
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  Speaker 2: He won't. You're sitting in a chair at the table
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  Speaker 2: reading something and or you know, eating dinner or whatever,
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  Speaker 2: and he comes in and he wants to He wants
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  Speaker 2: you to stroke him, but only on his terms. You
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  Speaker 2: can only touch his.
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  Speaker 1: Back, and if you do anything else, he well, he.
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  Speaker 2: Just he goes away. He doesn't like it. And he
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  Speaker 2: wants to, you know, rub against the chair and then
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  Speaker 2: move around and then and then and oh, and he
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  Speaker 2: also bangs his head on things so hard that you're here?
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  Speaker 4: What?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Is that a cat? It is soothing?
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  Speaker 2: It did? I read somewhere that that doesn't that purring,
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  Speaker 2: although doesn't always mean that they're happy or content. I'm
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  Speaker 2: not sure. I never heard that. Well, you're the one
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  Speaker 2: that talks to your cat, ask him and tails really
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  Speaker 2: can't tell you. My cat's tail twitches constantly, never stops. Hello,
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  Speaker 2: how are you? Oh wow, chatty girl, how are you today?
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  Speaker 2: You're okay? They really are talking bad? Sure, on lamp,
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  Speaker 2: that's a cat making that. Really, that's a cat. Oh ah,
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  Speaker 2: that's nice. I like that.
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  Speaker 1: It's soothing. I am soothed.
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  Speaker 2: It is nice when they very pleasant.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody says we need to do an ex pole on
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  Speaker 1: the funny things our pets do. Maybe we can do
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  Speaker 1: a pet centric one next time we do an exposure.
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  Speaker 3: On Let's see, uh my Kabba poo does something very
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  Speaker 3: similar to the golden pearr.
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  Speaker 4: It definitely seems like she's trying to purr. It sounds
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  Speaker 4: like a mix between that and the golden perr. Believe
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  Speaker 4: it or not, cats could also purr when they are
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  Speaker 4: in distress or in pain. It's actually quite common for
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  Speaker 4: cats to purr when they have fever.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Interesting, My cat rarely ever purrs. You also won't
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  Speaker 2: let anyone but me pick him up.
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  Speaker 1: My husband is the only one who he will let
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  Speaker 1: pet him.
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  Speaker 2: Some cats are like that.
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  Speaker 4: Hudson, just you know, he's just got his schedule. Sure
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  Speaker 4: you have to end here. It's his Oh, yes, it's
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  Speaker 4: the house's schedule.
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  Speaker 1: We cannot deviate.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, I eat at three thirty and then it's time
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  Speaker 4: to go to bed. Yeah, I don't care if you
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  Speaker 4: guys haven't eaten, it's time to go to bed.