Latest / Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast / 🌸 RHOP & BDSY Recaps, plus RHONJ Drones, Velcro Curlers Fail, Flat Packer and More!
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- 0:07Speaker 1: Drama, Darling Drama, Darling Drama, Darling.
- 0:21Speaker 2: Hello, darlings, Welcome in to a fabulous Tuesday, the seventeenth
- 0:26Speaker 2: of December. In this episode, we will be discussing the
- 0:29Speaker 2: Real Housewives of Potomac and below Deck Sailing Yacht. Emily
- 0:34Speaker 2: Daresis is in the house. Well, she's in her house
- 0:39Speaker 2: and I'm in ye. Hello, Emily. Have you seen any
- 0:43Speaker 2: drones in your area? I have not.
- 0:46Speaker 3: Okay, I didn't see them in my area. But let
- 0:49Speaker 3: me tell you. I have a video of when I
- 0:51Speaker 3: was in northern California and it looks like Sanna and
- 0:56Speaker 3: twenty reindeer lit up across the of the sky all
- 1:01Speaker 3: the way, like you could just watch. It was like
- 1:03Speaker 3: you were in a planetarium and it was really It.
- 1:05Speaker 2: Was over at Thanksgiving.
- 1:08Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's different from the Jersey ones. And then
- 1:10Speaker 3: I'm not sure if this is from part of like
- 1:14Speaker 3: uh satellite launching for SpaceX. I'm not totally sure what
- 1:19Speaker 3: it was, but it was definitely like, what the hell
- 1:22Speaker 3: is that?
- 1:23Speaker 2: Okay?
- 1:23Speaker 3: And I videoed it okay, because yeah, and it is.
- 1:27Speaker 3: It is definitely curious.
- 1:31Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, the difference is the West Coast drones are
- 1:34Speaker 2: always late to everything, and they cancel and they're.
- 1:36Speaker 3: Totally flaky, whereas the East.
- 1:38Speaker 2: Coast they just want to get business done and they're
- 1:40Speaker 2: showing up and they're showing out.
- 1:42Speaker 3: You know. Again, I want to defend the West Coast
- 1:46Speaker 3: drones reputation here. Not all West Coast drums.
- 1:49Speaker 2: Well, there are any late and Flast Coast LA drones
- 1:52Speaker 2: are LA.
- 1:54Speaker 3: Well, I was in northern California, so they were very
- 1:58Speaker 3: hi tech savvy.
- 2:00Speaker 2: By the way, You're right, they are tech savvy up there.
- 2:02Speaker 2: I mean that's where it is. Do you know how
- 2:05Speaker 2: bummed I am right now that the Real Housewives of
- 2:07Speaker 2: New Jersey they are not filming when we could legitimately
- 2:11Speaker 2: have a storyline about the drones. Can you imagine them
- 2:15Speaker 2: talking about that, being like, I didn't want to come
- 2:18Speaker 2: to your party because the drones out, and so I'm
- 2:21Speaker 2: not getting Louis said not to go. Louis said, don't
- 2:23Speaker 2: go because the drones are out, and then Margaret's like us, Teresa,
- 2:27Speaker 2: you could have come over. You could have just just
- 2:29Speaker 2: come over for a second. The drones aren't gonna get you. Ridiculous,
- 2:34Speaker 2: So yeah, I'm just bummed. And then of course Dolores
- 2:38Speaker 2: would just be like, I'll get those comps. This episode
- 2:45Speaker 2: just went into the category of explicit. Oh boy, Emily,
- 2:52Speaker 2: I am so pissed off, and I don't even have
- 2:56Speaker 2: a company to drag right now. But these, okay, these
- 3:00Speaker 2: are like velcroll rollers that I got from Nordstrom Rack. Okay,
- 3:05Speaker 2: and I use them today because I was. I was
- 3:08Speaker 2: at nordsterm rack the other day and did my Nordstern
- 3:10Speaker 2: Rack TJ Max stuff. I got it like a winter
- 3:13Speaker 2: jacket from Michigan. I got a couple of odds and ends,
- 3:16Speaker 2: and I did get velvet I'm sorry, not velvet. Velcrow
- 3:20Speaker 2: rollers a couple of weeks ago from a company online
- 3:23Speaker 2: that I heard was like really good, but I haven't
- 3:25Speaker 2: tried them yet because they seem really small. So when
- 3:28Speaker 2: I was at Nordstrom Rack, yes I saw Rebecca min
- 3:32Speaker 2: cough coat, I decided to get these because they had
- 3:37Speaker 2: bigger rollers.
- 3:38Speaker 3: Right.
- 3:39Speaker 2: So this morning I put them in my hair, I
- 3:44Speaker 2: put on my makeup, I went to take them out,
- 3:46Speaker 2: and the pain, the tears, the swearing, the regret. These
- 3:57Speaker 2: are horrible, horrible, and no wonder they didn't put their
- 4:00Speaker 2: name on the actual packaging. They had it on a
- 4:03Speaker 2: piece of the paper. They did not name them, and
- 4:05Speaker 2: I can't name them. But if you're a nord Storm
- 4:08Speaker 2: rack and you see these little fuckers, don't get them.
- 4:10Speaker 2: They'll kill you.
- 4:11Speaker 3: And I wait, have you had good experiences with volcro
- 4:16Speaker 3: like rollers in the past.
- 4:18Speaker 2: No, I've never done it before, but I wanted to try.
- 4:21Speaker 3: I had a okay, because maybe maybe there are good ones.
- 4:25Speaker 3: I have always had what you're explaining always, I mean
- 4:29Speaker 3: back in the day.
- 4:30Speaker 2: Yeah, yea god, I couldn't believe it. Yeah, and my
- 4:34Speaker 2: hair is it didn't work anyway because I had to
- 4:38Speaker 2: tear my hair out that it's like splitting and now
- 4:40Speaker 2: I need some kerostis thermatigue.
- 4:45Speaker 3: Well it looks it looks nice. Not worth the pain
- 4:49Speaker 3: and everything.
- 4:50Speaker 2: But no, but this is the brand that, like, I
- 4:53Speaker 2: was watching one of those Terri tutorials and so this
- 4:55Speaker 2: is the brand that I got. It's called Alasco brush rollers.
- 5:01Speaker 2: And they look like they're way more legit.
- 5:03Speaker 3: Brush rollers are not velcrow rollers.
- 5:08Speaker 2: Oh that's the difference. You're right, You're right. I'm feeling it,
- 5:12Speaker 2: okay because I've been taking because.
- 5:13Speaker 3: That's like what I grew up on and my mom
- 5:15Speaker 3: had those. You put the like the the picks in
- 5:19Speaker 3: to keep the curlers in place. Yeah, yeah, those are
- 5:23Speaker 3: like those are like old school, that's what you do.
- 5:26Speaker 2: So these aren't gonna kill me.
- 5:28Speaker 3: No. The brush, No, they're like brushes. They're like brushes.
- 5:32Speaker 2: I get it. Oh how cool? Okay, well I have these,
- 5:36Speaker 2: but see how small they are? So and I have
- 5:39Speaker 2: another size up, but those aren't that big either. So
- 5:45Speaker 2: I don't know what I'm gonna do, but I'm definitely
- 5:46Speaker 2: gonna try this brand.
- 5:47Speaker 3: So but also like maybe darlings know if there's a
- 5:51Speaker 3: trick to the velcrow, because obviously they've been around.
- 5:55Speaker 2: Never never IV I thought I was like, am I
- 6:00Speaker 2: gonna have to cut my hair off? Am I'm gonna
- 6:03Speaker 2: have to get in the shower and put conditioner on these.
- 6:07Speaker 2: I didn't know what was going to happen. I was concerned.
- 6:10Speaker 2: I was like, do I go to the urgent care?
- 6:13Speaker 2: I was going to panic? Oh So that was fun,
- 6:19Speaker 2: really fun this morning.
- 6:22Speaker 3: So are you glad that you did it to your
- 6:24Speaker 3: hair and not Maddie's hair?
- 6:26Speaker 2: Oh my god, you're right.
- 6:29Speaker 3: Oh that would have been like CPS would have come
- 6:33Speaker 3: over and they would have been like you put velcrow
- 6:35Speaker 3: curlers in your child's hair were taking as a child.
- 6:38Speaker 2: Yeah, the next thing, you know, Nancy Grace is like
- 6:40Speaker 2: velcrow curler mom. Santa Clarita had a little thing in
- 6:47Speaker 2: mind to make her chaw look great on picture day.
- 6:52Speaker 2: I don't know, I got to work. I haven't done
- 6:54Speaker 2: a Nancy Grace in like ten years. I got her
- 6:57Speaker 2: like those little foam rollers that kids get, you know
- 7:00Speaker 2: that I have for her.
- 7:02Speaker 3: But I mean those are great. Foreven for people, evil
- 7:07Speaker 3: for people.
- 7:09Speaker 2: Kids are not people. Yeah, any who, darlings, make sure
- 7:18Speaker 2: you pay attention to watch it happens live this Wednesday
- 7:22Speaker 2: night after Salt Lake City. One of my videos is
- 7:25Speaker 2: going to air on the show, So please get a
- 7:29Speaker 2: look see out set your DVRs or stream it or whatever.
- 7:41Speaker 2: So okay, so welcome in you guys. Let's talk about
- 7:48Speaker 2: Potomac first. Okay, I can't wait to talk about everyone's
- 7:52Speaker 2: sex life. Choking. Let's just get right into it. Two
- 7:57Speaker 2: out of out of the group, there they're down for
- 8:00Speaker 2: the choke. Mia and Darius Yeah together, No, not together,
- 8:07Speaker 2: But I have to say I did find Darius really
- 8:10Speaker 2: like charming and he was like, yeah, I'm just gonna
- 8:12Speaker 2: put it out there. I'm done with the choke and
- 8:14Speaker 2: I keep it, keep it, keep it moving, you know.
- 8:17Speaker 2: All right.
- 8:17Speaker 3: Yeah, Well I more appreciated Jesse being like, yeah, he's
- 8:22Speaker 3: cheated on me. I'm I'm an idiot.
- 8:24Speaker 2: Yeah, that was wild to see. And he just has
- 8:27Speaker 2: like this really cute smile, so he just looks super innocent.
- 8:32Speaker 2: So it's like he's got one of those faces that
- 8:35Speaker 2: you can't be mad at. That's what's tough about it,
- 8:38Speaker 2: because she's like, yep, mm hmmm, he probably did and
- 8:43Speaker 2: that's that and then moving on.
- 8:45Speaker 3: Also the NFL career and the money currently is also
- 8:49Speaker 3: why she can't be mad at him. Although he's not
- 8:51Speaker 3: playing right now, right. I keep meaning to look that
- 8:54Speaker 3: up because remember he was on the Chiefs and then
- 8:57Speaker 3: he wasn't playing right.
- 8:59Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 9:00Speaker 2: There's so many football players, especially from the Lions, as
- 9:02Speaker 2: my dad was telling me, have so many injuries. I mean,
- 9:05Speaker 2: they just and you know, I'm from Detroit, so it's
- 9:07Speaker 2: like we're trying to get them to the super Bowl, guys,
- 9:10Speaker 2: I mean, we got to get them there, and they
- 9:12Speaker 2: are just wounded, wounded upon wounds, so let's just pull
- 9:19Speaker 2: out a miracle. Miracle for those guys, it'd be great.
- 9:22Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, cool. Yeah, that's all I got on that.
- 9:33Speaker 3: That's the end of that's the sports, that's the sports
- 9:36Speaker 3: portion of the show.
- 9:37Speaker 2: I don't have much else to say about that. Don't
- 9:42Speaker 2: worry about it, Lisa. We're moving on because we're talking
- 9:46Speaker 2: about everyone's sex life from the Love Lagoon party and yeah,
- 9:51Speaker 2: Karen's like, so, who have you which one of your
- 9:53Speaker 2: partners are cheating on you? Let's just get into it
- 9:58Speaker 2: and then like the threesome thing.
- 10:00Speaker 3: But I have to say, if we're going to play
- 10:02Speaker 3: a questions game, I did appreciate that question right out
- 10:05Speaker 3: of the gate because it's like, oh good, yeah.
- 10:07Speaker 2: I know that who's cheated and then the dominant or
- 10:11Speaker 2: submissive and then TJ's like, well, I'm not a virgin,
- 10:16Speaker 2: and they're like, I don't think he knows what that means.
- 10:19Speaker 2: I don't think he understands the question.
- 10:20Speaker 3: Now. No, he implied that he is like a like
- 10:30Speaker 3: born again virgin, right, yeah, he implied that early on.
- 10:33Speaker 2: Yeah, so that doesn't surprise me.
- 10:36Speaker 3: Uh uh. But he he also when he wouldn't take
- 10:40Speaker 3: when he when she said I'm dominant, and then he's like, no,
- 10:44Speaker 3: you're not. I was like, he's probably just straight up
- 10:46Speaker 3: like not fun, right, just mean yeah, and the chances
- 10:54Speaker 3: of her having an orgasm are zero.
- 10:59Speaker 2: Well, no, he can boss her into having fun, I
- 11:01Speaker 2: mean right, that's what it's all right. I did love that.
- 11:04Speaker 2: Stacy's like, well, I am a dominant. I show up
- 11:08Speaker 2: and I'm gonna work and I'm in charge. And he's like.
- 11:11Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, no, no, okay, wait when when
- 11:23Speaker 4: uh ink?
- 11:24Speaker 2: When MIA's like, Ink likes to choke Mia, She's like,
- 11:29Speaker 2: he's a dominant and he likes to choke me, but
- 11:31Speaker 2: she was dominant with Gordon. And then Karen and her
- 11:35Speaker 2: freaking confessional is like, I'm sure he has to stand
- 11:38Speaker 2: on apple boxes to choke her or leaves off one
- 11:42Speaker 2: of those peoncy things.
- 11:45Speaker 3: Karen and Giselle they like, oh.
- 11:49Speaker 2: Really, they are just they just don't stop.
- 11:54Speaker 3: And then.
- 11:57Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Stacy, no, Ray is asked about Karen and
- 12:02Speaker 2: he's like, oh yeah, she used to tally up.
- 12:08Speaker 1: Killed me.
- 12:10Speaker 2: And then they want and then Gizelle's like, do you
- 12:14Speaker 2: want Karen's mouth to come out of retirement?
- 12:19Speaker 3: What did Karen expect this to all turn into? Like that?
- 12:23Speaker 3: She would be asking the question like right of course,
- 12:27Speaker 3: like of course, thank you, Giselle, like of course turn
- 12:30Speaker 3: this on, let this backfire.
- 12:32Speaker 2: Please absolutely, And then of course in Karen's confessional She's like, cheusy,
- 12:37Speaker 2: I mean please jeusy. And then out of that game
- 12:45Speaker 2: is the Jaws theme of Jacqueline arriving that the music
- 12:50Speaker 2: they had going throughout this party was curated, honey.
- 12:56Speaker 3: It was. It was starting to annoy me how many
- 12:59Speaker 3: grand entrances we were getting from people arriving. He gave
- 13:03Speaker 3: several yeah, and then how many shots of the drinks?
- 13:07Speaker 3: And I was like, We're not gonna.
- 13:08Speaker 2: See shit this episode, no, ma'am no, because the build.
- 13:12Speaker 3: Up of arrivals is like endless, I mean, and then
- 13:16Speaker 3: I'm looking at the time stamp and I'm like, we're
- 13:19Speaker 3: not We're not going to see Jacqueline this episode.
- 13:21Speaker 2: We saw Stacy at the end of the driveway with
- 13:25Speaker 2: one song, then in the middle of the driveway with
- 13:28Speaker 2: another at a different angle, and then cornering it like
- 13:32Speaker 2: moving around the corner in the close up, and I'm like, why,
- 13:35Speaker 2: why why now you said I said, no, stop that editor,
- 13:41Speaker 2: stop it not.
- 13:42Speaker 3: It also felt like they got access to a drone
- 13:45Speaker 3: camera because we were getting these overhead shots of them
- 13:48Speaker 3: walking on just an asphalt driveway, and there were much
- 13:53Speaker 3: better shots on the ground that looked a lot cooler
- 13:56Speaker 3: and more like floral in the background.
- 13:58Speaker 2: But I think you've cracked the code. Those drones people
- 14:02Speaker 2: are seeing on the East Coast are the real Housewives.
- 14:05Speaker 2: They're shooting the new iteration of the Real Housewives franchise.
- 14:09Speaker 2: It's got to be Real Housewives of DC, the Real
- 14:12Speaker 2: Housewives of Bedminster.
- 14:15Speaker 3: Yeah, let the Pentagon know, guys, we're just getting cool
- 14:19Speaker 3: overhead shots of the wives, entrances, a lot of parties.
- 14:22Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot. Just relax with the conspiracies. Bravo has
- 14:28Speaker 2: it under control, thank you. When the ladies brought Ashley
- 14:36Speaker 2: and Jizzy brought their gentlemen's from the dating game, the
- 14:43Speaker 2: which speed Dating, Yeah, Karen being like, Josh is fairy
- 14:48Speaker 2: good looking, so he looks like he's a baby with
- 14:50Speaker 2: a carnation Milgrine's broth. I was like, I fucking.
- 14:54Speaker 3: Weird, Karen, understand that.
- 14:55Speaker 2: How are you talking about? Karen? What are you talking about?
- 14:58Speaker 3: Please don't Because they all kept saying he was good looking,
- 15:02Speaker 3: which I'm like, oh, that's interesting, And then they would
- 15:05Speaker 3: just then like say he for a baby, he's so
- 15:08Speaker 3: hot for a baby.
- 15:10Speaker 2: I know they're like that baby face. Well, I will
- 15:13Speaker 2: say that upon first glance at speed dating, I didn't
- 15:16Speaker 2: necessarily think he was that good looking. Then when he
- 15:19Speaker 2: was talking, that made him more attractive, and then at
- 15:22Speaker 2: this party, I really thought that he got more and
- 15:24Speaker 2: more attractive. So I get it.
- 15:27Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I just don't understand that they because Giselle
- 15:32Speaker 3: and Karen were both comparing him to an infant, and
- 15:36Speaker 3: I don't think he has that. Maybe up close he does,
- 15:39Speaker 3: but a hot infant. And that's what I kept being
- 15:42Speaker 3: so confused by.
- 15:42Speaker 2: It was confusing for everybody, and I didn't like it,
- 15:46Speaker 2: not one bit. I did love upon their entrances that
- 15:51Speaker 2: were so exaggerated and drawn out. Every single person that
- 15:57Speaker 2: showed up really welcomed in the Mermaids they wanted. They
- 16:01Speaker 2: greeted the Mermaids. They were like, hey, mermaids, so they.
- 16:05Speaker 3: Read he kept welcoming, welcoming them in, right.
- 16:12Speaker 2: He cantually tell me with my mermaids, well not no, right, no, please, no,
- 16:18Speaker 2: don't touch the mermaids for right, for touching just look,
- 16:22Speaker 2: just as those teeth were something else and though confessional.
- 16:28Speaker 2: This episode, though, we got a lot of hot ursula
- 16:32Speaker 2: whistle veneers going oh yeah, oh those mermaids. One in
- 16:40Speaker 2: that pool by the way, I mean, what are they
- 16:41Speaker 2: gonna do?
- 16:43Speaker 3: The lifeguard peede in the pool too. I'm sure he
- 16:46Speaker 3: just had to sit there. Yeah, unless he was in
- 16:49Speaker 3: the pool peeing.
- 16:51Speaker 2: He just well, he was out of the pool, you're saying,
- 16:53Speaker 2: he just like whipped it out and just started.
- 16:55Speaker 3: When he Yeah, when he was in the pool, that
- 16:58Speaker 3: was just a pee and then he would get back.
- 17:00Speaker 2: Yeah, lounger, gotta check on these mermaids. It's like that
- 17:08Speaker 2: thing when you go to It's like that thing when
- 17:10Speaker 2: you go to the beach. Am, I right, is this
- 17:12Speaker 2: thing on? And you're like, oh, I really a video
- 17:16Speaker 2: for two and a half hours, boy, I sure feel
- 17:18Speaker 2: like just taking a dip in the water up to
- 17:20Speaker 2: my waist.
- 17:21Speaker 3: That's all I needed to do, just for a.
- 17:23Speaker 2: Second, just to cool down. Oh, Hot baby Carnation, breath,
- 17:32Speaker 2: hot baby baby, Josh, litle baby Carnation. In finish carnation
- 17:38Speaker 2: incarnation milk is like not formula, right or is that formula?
- 17:44Speaker 3: I don't think it is a carnation a formula.
- 17:46Speaker 2: Part powdered milk. Yes, so is Karen in her era?
- 17:52Speaker 2: Is that what they gave babies instead of formulas, they
- 17:55Speaker 2: gave them powdered milk.
- 17:56Speaker 3: Maybe yeah, yeah, but there's like a real hard warning
- 17:59Speaker 3: that you do that now. Probably at some point that is.
- 18:03Speaker 2: Oh, Shawn, I'm just kid to Raven and my son.
- 18:07Speaker 2: I can't remember his name. I can't remember his name.
- 18:11Speaker 2: Is it Ray? No, it's not Ray Junior.
- 18:14Speaker 3: I think it's I don't think. I bet you not.
- 18:16Speaker 3: When her I'm talking when Karen was little, that was
- 18:19Speaker 3: probably like a thing not for whens are pretty young.
- 18:24Speaker 2: Armed on the farm, and the couche were too cold
- 18:27Speaker 2: to give USh milk. We just went over when when mother,
- 18:29Speaker 2: mother and father we gave us some carnation, hot hot hot.
- 18:33Speaker 3: Milk when they were infants.
- 18:36Speaker 2: Yeah, with hot milk on the farm in Surrey. Surrey
- 18:40Speaker 2: is known for carnation. And maybe I don't know what's happening.
- 18:46Speaker 3: I think the carnation thing was probably like right like
- 18:49Speaker 3: post after right after like World War two, and it
- 18:53Speaker 3: was probably like when all the fast like processing came
- 18:57Speaker 3: for food as a convenience, and then that's a bet
- 19:02Speaker 3: when it all went down and Karen's still living, you know,
- 19:05Speaker 3: in the fifties, yes, late forties, fifties.
- 19:09Speaker 2: And Ray's probably like, oh, I love it. I love carnation.
- 19:13Speaker 2: Karen still makes it for me, hot carnation, a cup
- 19:16Speaker 2: of it right before bed. When I was like, I
- 19:20Speaker 2: had a friend in middle school and through high school
- 19:22Speaker 2: and her family they did instant that instant I'm sorry,
- 19:26Speaker 2: do you call it instant milk? They did the powdered milk.
- 19:29Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 19:30Speaker 2: It was so weird to me. I was like, I
- 19:31Speaker 2: cannot do that.
- 19:33Speaker 3: Well, then remember Carn's Carnation instant breakfast. You're gonna love
- 19:38Speaker 3: it in an instant like those were pretty good. It's
- 19:43Speaker 3: like chocolate, vanilla and strawberry.
- 19:46Speaker 2: Ma'am. We were talking about Carnation for about seven minutes
- 19:50Speaker 2: and you're just now delivering the jingle.
- 19:54Speaker 3: Well that was in like the eighties or nineties.
- 19:58Speaker 2: Well, it doesn't matter. I didn't expect you to remember
- 20:00Speaker 2: the you know, the radio version of it from the
- 20:05Speaker 2: fucking what do you call the Victor Phone? The Victor Phone.
- 20:13Speaker 3: O corn.
- 20:18Speaker 5: An instant very important message. Drinks Well, my wold MICUs jylighter.
- 20:32Speaker 2: It doesn't matter. We won't find out about cancer until
- 20:35Speaker 2: many years from now. This is getting really weird. Okay.
- 20:41Speaker 2: So Love Lagoon, Oh, we got it. We're kind of
- 20:44Speaker 2: working backwards. So I think we covered Love Lagoon, didn't we.
- 20:49Speaker 3: Well, Kierana was Oh yeah, Kierana was there in that
- 20:52Speaker 3: cool orange stress. We just haven't heard a lot from
- 20:57Speaker 3: Greg at Love Lagoon.
- 21:00Speaker 2: Gregg did say he's the dominant mm hmm. He's happy
- 21:03Speaker 2: about that.
- 21:04Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 21:05Speaker 2: And so let's go back to the beginning where we
- 21:09Speaker 2: Mia and her kids are doing indoor obstacle courses, Jeremiah
- 21:13Speaker 2: and Juju, and they're super cute and it's just like
- 21:17Speaker 2: a lot of her confessional, it's the same story essentially
- 21:19Speaker 2: that we've heard. And then lunch with Stacy, Karen and
- 21:23Speaker 2: Giselle and they're just basically just their favorite pastime is
- 21:27Speaker 2: ripping Stacy to shreds for.
- 21:29Speaker 3: It's not the worst.
- 21:33Speaker 2: I mean, it's like literally the opposite of slut shaming.
- 21:35Speaker 2: It's like low body count hair, it's like leave her alone,
- 21:40Speaker 2: you know. I at this point, I'm kind of like,
- 21:42Speaker 2: you know what if TJ and Stacy don't want to
- 21:45Speaker 2: have sex for their reasons, just like let them live
- 21:48Speaker 2: their life.
- 21:50Speaker 3: I don't think that's what they're saying. They're trying to
- 21:54Speaker 3: politely say something's.
- 21:57Speaker 2: Off with Okay, all right, well you have a point there.
- 22:02Speaker 3: It's not about the sex thing. It's about his vibe
- 22:08Speaker 3: with her and her like fully leaning into being fourteen
- 22:15Speaker 3: years old, like she is in that space with her naivete.
- 22:20Speaker 3: So I'm just like, yeah, go ahead, keep bringing it up.
- 22:24Speaker 2: Okay, I suppose I can I get that now.
- 22:28Speaker 3: I mean, her number one thing she says she likes
- 22:31Speaker 3: about TJ at that lunch is that he's God fearing.
- 22:35Speaker 3: I'm like, cool, trait Like, not that he's nice or
- 22:42Speaker 3: you know, patient, I love him. He's God fearing.
- 22:46Speaker 2: He literally is God fearing when we're at the wait.
- 22:48Speaker 2: I'm turning this into like the nineteen forties voice again.
- 22:52Speaker 3: Well, I mean she does talk like that.
- 22:54Speaker 2: This justin on QBC when we go to the gym.
- 22:58Speaker 2: TJ is running on the tread mill from God. He
- 23:01Speaker 2: is literally God fearing. That's what motivates him. I did
- 23:06Speaker 2: appreciate their their orders at this restaurant. I mean, they
- 23:10Speaker 2: nailed it everything they got. When I hear little gem salad,
- 23:14Speaker 2: I'm like, oh.
- 23:16Speaker 3: Except for uh, don't share it?
- 23:20Speaker 2: Get you like, because oh, yeah, I think the barata
- 23:23Speaker 2: Karen wants to share the talk.
- 23:25Speaker 3: The waiter talked them into sharing it, and I was like,
- 23:28Speaker 3: how sare you?
- 23:29Speaker 2: Don't you dare get your money upsell up?
- 23:33Speaker 3: Yeah, but also like I would be like, no, I
- 23:36Speaker 3: want my own, thank you. Yeah.
- 23:38Speaker 2: I mean unless it's a huge meal salad and you
- 23:41Speaker 2: want to split that. I guess that totally makes sense.
- 23:46Speaker 3: Nothing about that place was like family style.
- 23:51Speaker 2: Hey would you if I was like, I want to
- 23:53Speaker 2: order a barada salad? Will you split it with me
- 23:56Speaker 2: as an appetizer? Are you going to say no to me?
- 24:00Speaker 3: Well, first of all, you didn't ask, so you were
- 24:05Speaker 3: going to get yours and I was going to get mine.
- 24:08Speaker 3: It was the waiter that said, oh, did you guys
- 24:10Speaker 3: want to share that? And then they had to come
- 24:12Speaker 3: back and think about it. And I would have if
- 24:15Speaker 3: in that scenario, I would be like, no, I'm good.
- 24:18Speaker 3: I would like my own, I gotcha. Unless I was
- 24:22Speaker 3: I would say why is it really large? You know?
- 24:28Speaker 2: This is my favorite conversation so far about this recap.
- 24:33Speaker 2: And then what would you say?
- 24:34Speaker 3: Because then like the waiter would be like no, and
- 24:38Speaker 3: then they would show me how big it was with
- 24:40Speaker 3: their hands and I've been wait, let me fit, let
- 24:43Speaker 3: me finish, and then I let let me can? I can?
- 24:46Speaker 3: I uh, And then I would say, I like my own.
- 24:52Speaker 2: You know what, I didn't realize. I don't know if
- 24:54Speaker 2: you knew this, Emily, but that waiter is actually a
- 24:56Speaker 2: friend of and so that that's why. And it was
- 25:02Speaker 2: like he made a splash, you know. He was like,
- 25:05Speaker 2: are you sure you want to you know, maybe you
- 25:08Speaker 2: guys want to share that. And that's pretty divisive for
- 25:11Speaker 2: a waiter to come in and start making these suggestions.
- 25:15Speaker 2: And it sounded like he was really, I don't know,
- 25:18Speaker 2: being kind of messy, kind of stern.
- 25:20Speaker 3: Enough, very messy, very messy.
- 25:23Speaker 2: But Jizzie was sitting real pretty with her little gem.
- 25:26Speaker 2: I don't think she shared that.
- 25:28Speaker 3: No, yeah, no, nobody.
- 25:31Speaker 2: Asked okay, good, good work on that. And Stacy's like,
- 25:36Speaker 2: my daughter is a great swimmer. And then Karen's like,
- 25:41Speaker 2: oh love love all the parties and and Rein and
- 25:44Speaker 2: I didn't think we were gonna make it for a
- 25:46Speaker 2: little while there, but I love love, so we made it.
- 25:50Speaker 2: It's like, wait, wait, what what did you just say?
- 25:53Speaker 2: Did you just say you were going to leave his
- 25:55Speaker 2: ass because you were there for him when he was
- 25:57Speaker 2: going to visit and then he wasn't there. No, she
- 26:01Speaker 2: didn't mention that at all. That's just me saying that.
- 26:03Speaker 3: None of that even came up later at the party.
- 26:06Speaker 3: Everybody's been totally faithful in that relationship.
- 26:10Speaker 2: Oh my god. Oh we didn't even mention that. Gizzi's like, Karen, please,
- 26:14Speaker 2: blue eyes, you know all this stuff. She's like, Karen,
- 26:17Speaker 2: you're cheating left and right. It's like she's gonna see this,
- 26:21Speaker 2: and Karen's be like, oh chuzy.
- 26:23Speaker 3: Well, the whole production, like the editors put in a
- 26:26Speaker 3: whole montage of the blue eyed guy.
- 26:29Speaker 2: I mean they we saw Robin. Yes, yeah, you guys
- 26:34Speaker 2: remember Robin. Come on, what happened she didn't come back
- 26:39Speaker 2: this season?
- 26:41Speaker 3: I didn't know. Ye. I am surprised that we haven't
- 26:45Speaker 3: seen her yet just a little.
- 26:47Speaker 2: But she may have chosen to not come back at all.
- 26:51Speaker 2: They may have offered her friend of and she said no.
- 26:55Speaker 3: Also, I'm surprised because Candace and Karen were so close
- 26:58Speaker 3: that we don't see Candice for a second.
- 27:01Speaker 2: They probably didn't offer friend of.
- 27:04Speaker 3: Well not even friend of just to be on just
- 27:08Speaker 3: you know, Canada does like to keep it.
- 27:10Speaker 2: Yeah, if you come on the show and you've already
- 27:13Speaker 2: been on the show, you're automatically friend. If you're gonna film.
- 27:19Speaker 3: Do you think like just came back.
- 27:22Speaker 2: I absolutely think so.
- 27:24Speaker 3: No, I disagree. I disagree with you, Karrien.
- 27:28Speaker 2: I love friends and I'm just try to next week
- 27:29Speaker 2: because my friend lagoon party. There's no friend And if
- 27:33Speaker 2: you know anything about frend, you wouldn't ask me about
- 27:35Speaker 2: my uh well that thing, that little situation happened, but
- 27:41Speaker 2: it's not uch about me. It's Karen time. And then
- 27:46Speaker 2: DJ TJ is auditioning in LA and he comes back
- 27:50Speaker 2: when you know he has some downtime. I'm like, how
- 27:52Speaker 2: do you know when there's downtime in LA? Like, tell
- 27:54Speaker 2: me that? Tell me your your secret to Like, I'm sorry,
- 27:58Speaker 2: there's no downtime when you're an actor, like you either
- 28:02Speaker 2: get an opportunity for an audition or you don't. There's
- 28:05Speaker 2: no there's no pilot season anymore. It's all year round.
- 28:08Speaker 2: It's all like so I just thought that, but.
- 28:10Speaker 3: There is like no like the industry is in such
- 28:13Speaker 3: a shit show that I could he's gonna have he
- 28:16Speaker 3: has a lot of downtime. Which is probably why he's
- 28:18Speaker 3: always in Potomac yep.
- 28:24Speaker 2: Okay. So then they go to this boutique to go shopping,
- 28:29Speaker 2: and then when Day announces another announcement where she's like
- 28:33Speaker 2: chapter forty announcement of Panama trip theme is liberation. She
- 28:39Speaker 2: just got.
- 28:42Speaker 3: Wendy's greatest line of the season to me so far
- 28:45Speaker 3: was when Mia walked in and she says, okay, me
- 28:48Speaker 3: a targarian because Mia was wearing the blonde wig and
- 28:52Speaker 3: she called her like tannariest targarian.
- 28:54Speaker 2: Yeah, dragons amazing, amazing.
- 28:59Speaker 3: Yeah, that was a targetary.
- 29:05Speaker 2: And so quick considering it's been a long time since
- 29:10Speaker 2: Game of Thrones has been.
- 29:11Speaker 3: Oh yeah, for sure. But you know, I guess it
- 29:14Speaker 3: was the last time we saw Jacqueline, she had the
- 29:16Speaker 3: bob and Mia really liked it. So mio win got
- 29:18Speaker 3: a bob.
- 29:19Speaker 2: Mmmm. Oh that's right. I loved mi A's bob.
- 29:24Speaker 3: Yeah, it looks great.
- 29:27Speaker 2: So Jacqueline is uh not invited to the Love Lagoon party.
- 29:35Speaker 2: Oh and and Mia asks if she can come, and
- 29:38Speaker 2: Karen's like, I'm going to place in my life I'm
- 29:40Speaker 2: pouring into Karen. So my home is peace. Peace will
- 29:44Speaker 2: push She's show she's absolutely not you. No no, no
- 29:48Speaker 2: show show note. And then he was like, okay, alrighty,
- 29:54Speaker 2: she'll be there for that whether.
- 29:57Speaker 3: She, Wendy and Ashley were circling up and scheming to
- 30:03Speaker 3: have Jacqueline show up, and I was like, this is great.
- 30:09Speaker 3: And then I don't know why Mia asked Karen then
- 30:14Speaker 3: after that, like why would she ask? I thought they
- 30:17Speaker 3: were just gonna like she knew it wouldn't be allowed,
- 30:19Speaker 3: and she was gonna do it anyway to get that
- 30:21Speaker 3: fine point on no, right, it's not gonna work. I
- 30:25Speaker 3: was like, it's exactly.
- 30:26Speaker 2: What messy bron Wynn did when she called Lisa to
- 30:29Speaker 2: ask if she could give those bedazzled passport cases and
- 30:33Speaker 2: Lisa was like no, and then she was like.
- 30:38Speaker 3: Here you guys go.
- 30:39Speaker 2: It's like yeah, hello, rude, rude. And then and then
- 30:47Speaker 2: Karen inter confessional, when she's reflecting on being asked about
- 30:52Speaker 2: Jacqueline coming, She's like, oh, I smell trumping foulan while.
- 30:58Speaker 3: Like Jacqueline really hasn't done any thing to Karen, but
- 31:01Speaker 3: I guess Karen's gonna. I guess she just doesn't trust her,
- 31:04Speaker 3: So I get it, like, especially like right now when
- 31:07Speaker 3: Jacqueline will be messy with like about Karen's drinking. Yeah,
- 31:10Speaker 3: when Karen is being right off, yeah, I will say, like,
- 31:14Speaker 3: if you're going to compare this to Shannon, Karen is
- 31:17Speaker 3: definitely like absolutely no drinking on camera and trying to
- 31:21Speaker 3: give the idea that she's not drinking. But you know,
- 31:26Speaker 3: so Jacqueline, Jacqueline's not playing that game.
- 31:29Speaker 2: She already messed up at the beginning by you know,
- 31:32Speaker 2: divulging some information that that's the worst thing that Karen
- 31:36Speaker 2: could possibly have. So she's putting up those walls and
- 31:40Speaker 2: that part that you actually had mentioned this I think yesterday,
- 31:43Speaker 2: I meanbe on the news is about how the theme
- 31:47Speaker 2: is liberation and Kieren is not excited to go to Panama.
- 31:53Speaker 2: She wants she's more excited about big European cities. And
- 31:57Speaker 2: she's also saying to Greg that these ladies have like
- 32:00Speaker 2: have gotten a divorce and he's like three divorces. It's
- 32:04Speaker 2: not because of the show, is it.
- 32:08Speaker 3: I couldn't believe it was they were They put that in, Yeah,
- 32:14Speaker 3: because that's a pretty big fourth wall break for a
- 32:16Speaker 3: new cast member.
- 32:17Speaker 2: It is, and it wasn't necessary, but pretty impressive that
- 32:22Speaker 2: they did leave that in there.
- 32:23Speaker 3: It was also not necessary that they leave in that
- 32:26Speaker 3: Kierena didn't know that it Panama, Panama City in Florida.
- 32:30Speaker 3: I was like, come on, not to the editor or
- 32:34Speaker 3: not to Kierana so much as like the editors, because
- 32:37Speaker 3: I'm like.
- 32:38Speaker 2: He didn't do that to all of it. They them all.
- 32:42Speaker 3: I know. I just fair, yeah, I because I was
- 32:47Speaker 3: immediately like, oh no, Kierna.
- 32:50Speaker 2: It happens to all of them. I mean, it was
- 32:52Speaker 2: like water off a duck's back, No big deal, It's fine.
- 32:55Speaker 2: I don't think any less of her. And then Eddie
- 33:00Speaker 2: he says Eddie was going to bring someone for Stacy,
- 33:02Speaker 2: I guess to the Love Lagoon. And then Stacy's like,
- 33:05Speaker 2: then I'm definitely wearing a thong.
- 33:08Speaker 3: That was weird too, that they were gonna wear thongs
- 33:12Speaker 3: at the Love Lagoon. Remember they were like just gonna
- 33:15Speaker 3: like walk around in their thongs at Karen's party. Right
- 33:20Speaker 3: here we are, yeah, here we are.
- 33:21Speaker 2: It did not make sense. I thought maybe they were
- 33:23Speaker 2: packing for you know, Panama. I met packing and shopping
- 33:28Speaker 2: because that's what Wendy said to do. Then we have
- 33:33Speaker 2: a scene with Stacy and her aunt Dora, who she
- 33:36Speaker 2: considers more of a sister. And then Dora was like,
- 33:40Speaker 2: oh wait a second, is it that fine man from
- 33:43Speaker 2: QBC you sneaky thing?
- 33:46Speaker 3: So yeah, And then I was like, wait, she just
- 33:49Speaker 3: she's been with TJ for like a year.
- 33:51Speaker 2: Right, well, known them for a year.
- 33:55Speaker 3: But they've been like dating or whatever this is for
- 33:58Speaker 3: a long time. And I was like, well, then she's
- 34:00Speaker 3: not that close to Dora. If this is the first
- 34:02Speaker 3: Dora is hearing about.
- 34:03Speaker 2: Teaching, oh right, good point, good point, or she just
- 34:08Speaker 2: did it for the camera, I don't know, yeah, yeah, yeah, reenactment.
- 34:14Speaker 2: And then Giselle had a lovely date with Nam's and
- 34:17Speaker 2: he theye salse it and we got a great montage
- 34:21Speaker 2: of her dancing her bad dancing in the past and
- 34:23Speaker 2: that was funny. And then she asked him some rapid
- 34:26Speaker 2: fire questions and she likes bad boys, which is interesting. Yeah,
- 34:32Speaker 2: it makes sense.
- 34:34Speaker 3: Yeah, but I don't think Jamal like what because she
- 34:37Speaker 3: was like when he was like protesting, I'm like, well,
- 34:40Speaker 3: that's that's cool, Like I don't know if that's yeah,
- 34:43Speaker 3: that's like a bad boy thing.
- 34:45Speaker 2: It's more like a nice, a good upstanding, you know,
- 34:49Speaker 2: person of the community, right right, right, well, I think
- 34:54Speaker 2: that wraps up our Potomac recap. So why don't we
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- 38:14Speaker 2: we are back. We're gonna talk about below deck sailing yacht.
- 38:18Speaker 2: So this was a fun episode and we're still in Ibiza, Ibida.
- 38:29Speaker 3: Yeah, we're still there.
- 38:30Speaker 2: We're still there, and Ronnie is just apparently a real
- 38:35Speaker 2: piece of work, and Daisy's triggered. She's like, she reminds
- 38:39Speaker 2: me of my wicked step mother.
- 38:43Speaker 3: They keep referring to this this charter as being like
- 38:46Speaker 3: they really fucked up for the guests. But I'm like,
- 38:49Speaker 3: then they just say the jellyfish and then the camera
- 38:51Speaker 3: cuts out, so I think there must have been more
- 38:53Speaker 3: that went down. They'd be like the jellyfish. Let me
- 38:58Speaker 3: just see their mouths move. Yeah, so I don't know
- 39:07Speaker 3: something else went down, but yeah, because they're like, I mean,
- 39:13Speaker 3: I hope it's a good tip because like you know,
- 39:15Speaker 3: these I hope we were able to win them back
- 39:17Speaker 3: because the jelly vision, Like what else happened on that
- 39:26Speaker 3: charter to those guests?
- 39:28Speaker 2: Gary, Well it must have been probably because this entire
- 39:33Speaker 2: episode was him being like, I don't know, Actually it
- 39:36Speaker 2: might have a problem. I think I have a problem
- 39:39Speaker 2: really looking at it, having a problem pretty much.
- 39:42Speaker 3: Sure, ever, I think whatever happened we are going to see,
- 39:46Speaker 3: and it happened off camera, and it happened right before
- 39:49Speaker 3: this exactly because it's not about David's.
- 39:55Speaker 2: Like let's get it right day.
- 39:59Speaker 3: It's not about that I all of a sudden where
- 40:02Speaker 3: he's fully confronting his alcoholism.
- 40:08Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree. Yeah, something fishy is going on and
- 40:17Speaker 2: it's not a.
- 40:17Speaker 3: Jap fish and it ain't in the kitchen.
- 40:22Speaker 2: Well, I do think that Chlois has been working his
- 40:26Speaker 2: little uh cloisy off.
- 40:29Speaker 3: Not on pickup lines or appropriate things to say to
- 40:33Speaker 3: Daisy Esz.
- 40:36Speaker 2: I mean, we are at sea and they're kind of pirty,
- 40:40Speaker 2: so I suppose those types of oh yeah are accepted
- 40:44Speaker 2: by the ladies.
- 40:48Speaker 3: It was just like, man, dude, you are too. He
- 40:53Speaker 3: seems too hip or and like aware of things to
- 40:57Speaker 3: them throw out like what he might take, like people
- 41:01Speaker 3: wanting to taste rus like okay, like Carrie was just
- 41:07Speaker 3: like Jesus Christ. I know.
- 41:08Speaker 2: It was so shocking.
- 41:10Speaker 3: I know, I know he was like I bet you
- 41:14Speaker 3: get a lot of people interested in Tasta Ireland, Like
- 41:17Speaker 3: is this his seventies? What?
- 41:21Speaker 2: Definitely before the hashtag me too movement?
- 41:25Speaker 3: I mean yeah, but it was just like close, you're
- 41:28Speaker 3: the youngest guy here, that's what you got.
- 41:31Speaker 2: Like, that's I think he's an old I want to
- 41:34Speaker 2: say soul because but he's just a like an older
- 41:39Speaker 2: man trapped in a younger man's body, So that actually
- 41:42Speaker 2: that comment checks out to his personality.
- 41:46Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.
- 41:47Speaker 3: Yeah, I was so surprised, like I would surprise, I surprised.
- 41:53Speaker 3: I wouldn't be surprised if, like even Chase said it
- 41:59Speaker 3: like that to me is more Chase's vibe. He thinks
- 42:01Speaker 3: he's being really clever, right, probably, yeah, all right, Dad, whoa,
- 42:12Speaker 3: oh my god? Or Grandpa. It was more like Grandpa.
- 42:15Speaker 3: It's like, okay, Grandpy, yes, yeah.
- 42:18Speaker 2: Like let's let's cut off the Merleaux at this point
- 42:21Speaker 2: because we don't know what he's gonna say next. All right,
- 42:27Speaker 2: So Danny is just Danny always thinks that Daisy is
- 42:32Speaker 2: like out together. And then Deanna. Deanna is just complaining
- 42:38Speaker 2: up a storm and these two stews can just go
- 42:42Speaker 2: walk the plank. I mean, they are just they have
- 42:44Speaker 2: a bad attitude.
- 42:47Speaker 3: Yeah, they really do. And then I'm thinking, like, even
- 42:49Speaker 3: if they were designated with titles, they don't think it
- 42:53Speaker 3: would matter. I just think that's that's what they're gonna be.
- 42:57Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree. I mean it was insane to me
- 43:02Speaker 2: how much Diana, Diana whatever it is, sure her reaction
- 43:07Speaker 2: to having to wake up and serve and then go
- 43:10Speaker 2: back to bed, as if she's so surprised about that
- 43:15Speaker 2: being an option when you're working on a charter boat.
- 43:18Speaker 2: I mean, I just don't understand. Doesn't she know what
- 43:20Speaker 2: she's getting into? Is she that new? And if she is,
- 43:24Speaker 2: then hey, this is your foray into what it's like
- 43:27Speaker 2: to be a YACHTI maybe don't complain about it and
- 43:31Speaker 2: just say when you're done. Yeah. I didn't like that part,
- 43:34Speaker 2: I'm ever gonna go do this again?
- 43:36Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 43:37Speaker 3: No, I agree. Also, there was like a weird thing
- 43:40Speaker 3: where she was talking about because the producer said, I,
- 43:45Speaker 3: you complained about it. If you were going to do it,
- 43:47Speaker 3: why did you complain about it?
- 43:49Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 43:49Speaker 3: I love that, And she put it on Daisy's scheduling,
- 43:53Speaker 3: so I thought, oh, well, was there something that we
- 43:55Speaker 3: didn't see there with the schedule being changed around at
- 43:58Speaker 3: the last minute? Right, But at the same time, I
- 44:04Speaker 3: just feel like that's kind of what happens because you
- 44:07Speaker 3: are paid overtime, So if it was even in that,
- 44:10Speaker 3: then I would think you would want to work overtime,
- 44:14Speaker 3: although I would want to sleep.
- 44:19Speaker 2: Well, you're not going to sleep, Okay, you just can't.
- 44:22Speaker 2: It's just not going to happen. And but speaking of sleeping,
- 44:26Speaker 2: Daisy does love sharing a cabin with Gary, but he
- 44:29Speaker 2: takes a lot of shits and she thinks that he
- 44:31Speaker 2: might be lactose intolerant.
- 44:33Speaker 3: Yeah, she just flat out diagnoses him.
- 44:37Speaker 2: So there, Why do we have to keep looking at
- 44:39Speaker 2: him going to the bathroom. It's disgusting.
- 44:43Speaker 3: Oh wait, we were we did.
- 44:45Speaker 2: Yeah, they did the whole thing where the door opened
- 44:47Speaker 2: in the bathroom. He's just like taking the biggest leak.
- 44:51Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I just I don't. I didn't. I mean
- 44:55Speaker 3: I guess I saw that. It just didn't register to
- 44:57Speaker 3: me because I feel like that's low deck and the
- 45:01Speaker 3: crew being like we show everything like I don't think
- 45:07Speaker 3: it's like I guess I tune it out at this point.
- 45:12Speaker 2: Okay, Well, Ronnie for her birthday, her studio fifty birthday,
- 45:21Speaker 2: does not want the black and gold decorations. When she
- 45:25Speaker 2: comes out, she is just like, oh no, this is
- 45:27Speaker 2: Walmart over the hill, like we want glam. So what
- 45:31Speaker 2: can you weigh in on this? How did you darlings
- 45:34Speaker 2: feel about the black and gold? Do you feel like
- 45:36Speaker 2: it screams over the hill cliche? What are your thoughts? Emily?
- 45:41Speaker 3: Well, I mean that's why you have preference sheets, like
- 45:47Speaker 3: say I want a gold and whatever rose gold and
- 45:52Speaker 3: pink fiftieth birthday colors? I mean, like that's why you
- 45:57Speaker 3: have that. I mean, what else you know what fifty
- 46:00Speaker 3: anniversary or fiftieth birthday decor is? Why would you excuse
- 46:05Speaker 3: I would think black and gold like New Year's Eve,
- 46:07Speaker 3: black and gold, like there's certain Yeah, I don't know.
- 46:11Speaker 2: To me, this sounds like somebody who's obviously extremely sensitive
- 46:15Speaker 2: about their age, that is not loving that they're turning fifty.
- 46:19Speaker 2: So why brought draw attention to it otherwise?
- 46:23Speaker 3: And I'm fine, I'm fine with turning fifty. I'm I
- 46:26Speaker 3: just don't like black and gold.
- 46:27Speaker 2: But you wanted to have an entire party celebrating you.
- 46:31Speaker 2: Are you sure you're okay.
- 46:32Speaker 3: With turning fifty fifty? I'm fine Because you don't like
- 46:35Speaker 3: the go fine, okay, I'm fine.
- 46:37Speaker 2: You just reference that you're not dead, So I kind
- 46:40Speaker 2: of feel like you're having some issues. But also, this
- 46:44Speaker 2: is somebody who has had a lot of parties thrown
- 46:47Speaker 2: for them, somebody who can who's had it all done,
- 46:50Speaker 2: and it's like this isn't good enough. It's like you're
- 46:52Speaker 2: on a boat in the middle of nowhere. Can you
- 46:54Speaker 2: just like go with this? It's who cares? I thought
- 46:57Speaker 2: that was so tacky of her.
- 47:00Speaker 3: I got that vibe. The friends and her charter are
- 47:03Speaker 3: starting to get pretty annoyed too good.
- 47:07Speaker 2: Yeah, and then they changed the place mats to white
- 47:10Speaker 2: and it did look stupid.
- 47:12Speaker 3: Yeah, stupid Garry.
- 47:16Speaker 2: And then oh yeah, and then they do that Saint
- 47:21Speaker 2: Carmen parade ceremony, and Glen explains that he's like, oh,
- 47:29Speaker 2: you see as sailors as sailors because the sea can
- 47:34Speaker 2: be dangerous. I don't know if you heard about that,
- 47:36Speaker 2: but it can be very, very dangerous. People have died
- 47:39Speaker 2: in the sea, and people have disappeared at sea. People
- 47:43Speaker 2: have ships have gone down and sunk in the sea.
- 47:46Speaker 2: People have gotten stung by jellyfish in the sea. I
- 47:49Speaker 2: almost got killed by a puffer fish in the sea.
- 47:52Speaker 2: Glen shot the fuck up already, So it's always good
- 47:58Speaker 2: to have a patron, said looking out for you. So
- 48:01Speaker 2: it's Saint Carmen. I don't know if I believe he
- 48:04Speaker 2: needed every day. I don't know. Wait, but who cares?
- 48:07Speaker 2: And then they go out and fucking Ronnie is like,
- 48:14Speaker 2: can you move so I can see the Saint Lady move.
- 48:21Speaker 3: Tourists they couldn't hear them there's no way. But everybody
- 48:26Speaker 3: on her boat is deaf. Everybody that was on the
- 48:31Speaker 3: tender is cannot hear anymore from Ronnie screaming.
- 48:35Speaker 2: Ronnie, Ronnie. So Chloise turns it out for the Studio
- 48:44Speaker 2: fifty dinner at ten pm, and Chlois serves up a
- 48:49Speaker 2: klosh Kloise and his close smoky cloche, gorgeous reveal and
- 48:57Speaker 2: plaiting and that was nice.
- 49:00Speaker 3: So curious where they keep those?
- 49:02Speaker 2: Yeah, and how have they not broken on every single chart?
- 49:06Speaker 3: They must ordered that. They must have ordered them in
- 49:09Speaker 3: just for that dinner and sent them back out, because there's.
- 49:12Speaker 2: Still possible that they're plastic.
- 49:16Speaker 3: I don't think so, I think, so why not?
- 49:21Speaker 2: Well, Jackie, I mean yeah.
- 49:25Speaker 3: It also I thought it had a ping, like I
- 49:27Speaker 3: thought I heard something.
- 49:28Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe that was so sound effects.
- 49:33Speaker 3: I can't imagine, because I would think that it wouldn't
- 49:36Speaker 3: like you would kind of have like the smell of
- 49:40Speaker 3: like plastic a little like hot, you know what I mean,
- 49:42Speaker 3: Like it wouldn't smoke.
- 49:44Speaker 2: It right, right, right, right right. It seems like you
- 49:48Speaker 2: would need glass in order to do that technique.
- 49:50Speaker 3: Regardless, Yeah, I bet he ordered those in and then
- 49:54Speaker 3: they went right back out, and those sales didn't go
- 49:57Speaker 3: up once. Yeah, they're on there.
- 50:01Speaker 2: Or are there closes on board? Or ready, let's bring
- 50:05Speaker 2: the genoa down. He likes the genoa. And then I
- 50:11Speaker 2: loved Keith's skit.
- 50:13Speaker 3: Yeah, that's good. Well, I was impressed with the costume.
- 50:17Speaker 3: The jellyfish costume is.
- 50:18Speaker 2: Creas very creative, very creative. Gary turned it out and
- 50:23Speaker 2: the guests absolutely loved it, and they should and that's good.
- 50:26Speaker 2: So then Daisies like, go to bed sis, you can
- 50:28Speaker 2: get top at eight fifties and then go get operators
- 50:31Speaker 2: for five starties.
- 50:32Speaker 3: And then understand how these women put that day together
- 50:37Speaker 3: and held up. They didn't sleep for like twenty four hours, right.
- 50:43Speaker 2: It happens that.
- 50:45Speaker 3: Oh but no, but because aren't we still aren't we? All?
- 50:50Speaker 2: Dana went to bed and so did Danny, but Daisy
- 50:54Speaker 2: stayed up.
- 50:56Speaker 3: I'm talking about the charter guests. Oh, the charter guests
- 51:00Speaker 3: yet have been up.
- 51:01Speaker 2: They were up and then they and then they came
- 51:06Speaker 2: back at five or six and then they had a hole.
- 51:10Speaker 3: I mean they've been drinking. They've been drinking for days.
- 51:14Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know that. And how they did it,
- 51:17Speaker 2: I don't know either I did they get in the
- 51:21Speaker 2: regret that they were like, we want snacks and we
- 51:23Speaker 2: get back. I was like, that is such a stupid idea.
- 51:27Speaker 2: You're not gonna want it. And they didn't. They were like,
- 51:28Speaker 2: oh my god, there's there were courses to those snacks.
- 51:33Speaker 3: Yeah, be careful what you wish for. It wasn't fast enough,
- 51:38Speaker 3: which basically when you're that drunk and tired, they needed
- 51:42Speaker 3: to be serving that on the boat on the way
- 51:44Speaker 3: back to right.
- 51:45Speaker 2: Oh yeah, they should have just given them crackerjacks. I mean,
- 51:48Speaker 2: I've been fine, fine enough cracker jacks smoked under a
- 51:51Speaker 2: close and then uh, Daisy, Yeah, the whole sending Deanna
- 52:00Speaker 2: to bed because she was pissy about it and she's like, no,
- 52:04Speaker 2: I was going to do it, and then I mean
- 52:07Speaker 2: just dumb okay.
- 52:11Speaker 3: And then like it was like because then Daisy, they
- 52:15Speaker 3: all had like four hours of sleep, the people that
- 52:17Speaker 3: had to work that five am thing, and that is
- 52:21Speaker 3: that's exact amount. Yeah, I almost would rather not sleep
- 52:26Speaker 3: than the four hours because I yeah, I'd have the
- 52:30Speaker 3: shittiest day from that.
- 52:31Speaker 2: That'd be extremely tough. I mean I think when you're younger, though,
- 52:35Speaker 2: it's just different. Yeah, you can do that kind of
- 52:38Speaker 2: stuff when you're young. It's just like those power naps,
- 52:41Speaker 2: and it's just now when you think about it being older,
- 52:45Speaker 2: it's very painful to consider. Yeah, well, then they're packing
- 52:52Speaker 2: and then they head on out. Are packing cubes worth
- 52:56Speaker 2: the hype? Or is it just because they don't seem
- 53:00Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 53:01Speaker 3: I don't know in my experience, I don't think so.
- 53:05Speaker 3: I think that on paper, and I guess organizing it's
- 53:11Speaker 3: it's better. But for me, I think you can get
- 53:13Speaker 3: so much more in your bag when you just pack
- 53:15Speaker 3: everything totally flat.
- 53:17Speaker 2: Oh flat? You do flat? Yeah? Not real?
- 53:20Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 53:21Speaker 1: No, okay, what happened?
- 53:33Speaker 3: Happened?
- 53:34Speaker 2: No, I'm I'm just really curious because if you but
- 53:38Speaker 2: what about pants and slacks?
- 53:40Speaker 3: I put everything totally flat. Now that I have your suitcase,
- 53:45Speaker 3: you can't be flat. Yeah, you just flat flat, And
- 53:49Speaker 3: then once you have to be suitcase. No, once you
- 53:52Speaker 3: put them in the suitcase, the walls of the suitcase,
- 53:56Speaker 3: then you can kind of pop pop the whatever's too
- 53:59Speaker 3: long for the suit case, you kind of fold down.
- 54:01Speaker 3: Then you have so much more space.
- 54:04Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. So you ultimately fold the pants in.
- 54:09Speaker 3: Yeah, but flat I see what you're saying.
- 54:12Speaker 2: There's at least one fold of like from the ankle
- 54:14Speaker 2: to the knee.
- 54:15Speaker 3: Correct, I see what you're saying. Yes, not even whatever
- 54:20Speaker 3: hangs over the suitcase.
- 54:23Speaker 2: Caprices Andy's white capris. I pack flat because that's what
- 54:29Speaker 2: I wear, all right.
- 54:33Speaker 3: I hear you, Sandy. Now, when I get someplace, I
- 54:35Speaker 3: organize differently, But when I'm traveling to get as much
- 54:38Speaker 3: into the bag, that's how I packed flat.
- 54:40Speaker 2: Wait, so you're a flat packer. Does that mean flat earther.
- 54:45Speaker 3: I'm a flat earther? Yeap. Flat packs. Also a great
- 54:49Speaker 3: episode of BLUEE. I don't know why you had to
- 54:51Speaker 3: bring Yeah, that episode is phenomenal. Good luck not crying
- 54:57Speaker 3: through your lexapro.
- 55:00Speaker 2: Wait is that the moving episode there?
- 55:03Speaker 3: Which one? Oh?
- 55:05Speaker 2: Really the most recent One's.
- 55:06Speaker 3: You've been emotionally moving?
- 55:07Speaker 2: Oh that's not like actually moving their home? Y?
- 55:13Speaker 3: Okay, well, spoiler, you should watch it. I don't want
- 55:17Speaker 3: to say what happens.
- 55:19Speaker 2: Well, they kind of move obviously if they're flat packing.
- 55:23Speaker 3: Did you learn a different episode? Flat packing is their
- 55:26Speaker 3: idea of ike That's what the ikea is there. It's
- 55:31Speaker 3: a not to ikea.
- 55:32Speaker 1: Got it?
- 55:33Speaker 3: That name of that episode.
- 55:35Speaker 2: Why what does ike have to do the flat packing?
- 55:39Speaker 3: Like when you get a flat box and it's flat,
- 55:42Speaker 3: there's nothing to do any Yes, it's like I realized.
- 55:47Speaker 2: I just want to know in what context Bluie is
- 55:50Speaker 2: saying flat pack.
- 55:52Speaker 3: She never does, it's the name of the episode.
- 55:55Speaker 2: Yeah, so how is that they unpacked?
- 55:58Speaker 3: They're making a bench and while they are building a bench,
- 56:03Speaker 3: Bluey and Bingo are in the yard also building something.
- 56:07Speaker 3: And it's the it's uh, the wider shot, the wider ideas,
- 56:12Speaker 3: it's the evolution of life going on while during this
- 56:17Speaker 3: build and at the end it's no, no, well, I
- 56:23Speaker 3: mean you're not gonna watch it, but but I don't
- 56:26Speaker 3: understand how flat pack has to do with what they're
- 56:30Speaker 3: doing in the episode. Okay, flat pack is a concept,
- 56:39Speaker 3: and then packing a suitcase flatly is a different concept.
- 56:43Speaker 3: Is that what works?
- 56:44Speaker 2: Okay? What does flat pack mean? What's the concept?
- 56:47Speaker 3: What?
- 56:49Speaker 2: I am so confused? Help me, am I am I
- 56:55Speaker 2: I'm the only one that's going crazy.
- 56:56Speaker 3: In Australia where they make Bluey, Yeah, they are referring
- 57:02Speaker 3: to a flat box that a bench would come in
- 57:04Speaker 3: from Ikea as a flat pack. Oh. The girls then
- 57:09Speaker 3: take the box into the yard, amore.
- 57:12Speaker 2: Okay, so the box is the flat pack. That's what
- 57:15Speaker 2: they call a box, a flat pack.
- 57:18Speaker 3: I think the idea is that everything that's from Ikea
- 57:24Speaker 3: comes in a flat box and got it have to
- 57:26Speaker 3: build it into what it becomes.
- 57:28Speaker 2: Okay, you should have started with that. I mean, I'm
- 57:31Speaker 2: gonna have to bounce it right back to you. I
- 57:33Speaker 2: don't I don't know. I've never heard the word flat
- 57:36Speaker 2: pack before. Yeah, but it's just a bluey. It's a
- 57:45Speaker 2: bluey thing that they call it, right right, Okay.
- 57:47Speaker 3: Okay, I think it's an Australian thing.
- 57:51Speaker 2: Okay, flat pack furniture. That is a thing. It is.
- 58:04Speaker 2: It is when you buy a number of separate pieces
- 58:07Speaker 2: and assemble yourself. Emily, that should have been your answer
- 58:12Speaker 2: when I said what does flat pack mean? Eight times? Instead,
- 58:17Speaker 2: you ruined the ending of bluey. No, I'm kidding, Okay,
- 58:21Speaker 2: I just have never heard that term before, had you
- 58:25Speaker 2: before you watched that episode?
- 58:27Speaker 3: Uh? Yes? And no, be honest, I knew, oh I knew.
- 58:32Speaker 3: I thought it was more going to do with Ikea
- 58:34Speaker 3: because I've heard of Ikea like in the UK and
- 58:37Speaker 3: stuff as a flat pack store.
- 58:39Speaker 2: Okay, So you had. I have never ever heard that
- 58:45Speaker 2: term before. And you know what, I don't regret this conversation,
- 58:49Speaker 2: and I am you know what. I can't say I'm
- 58:52Speaker 2: sorry that you had to listen to it, because maybe
- 58:53Speaker 2: you learned just as much as I did, or maybe
- 58:55Speaker 2: you're so mad right now that you went through this journey.
- 58:59Speaker 2: Either way, I feel enlightened and I feel lighter and
- 59:02Speaker 2: I feel better.
- 59:04Speaker 3: Okay, great, thank you.
- 59:05Speaker 2: I learned something today. But it does seem like people
- 59:10Speaker 2: the packing cubes seem like you're adding more to your bag.
- 59:15Speaker 2: The cubes itself are like if you have four of
- 59:18Speaker 2: them in there, that's like four additional items in your
- 59:21Speaker 2: bag that you wouldn't have had there before. So how
- 59:23Speaker 2: does it work?
- 59:24Speaker 3: Better?
- 59:25Speaker 2: Tell me that?
- 59:26Speaker 3: Yeah, it just you know what, it feels like. It
- 59:28Speaker 3: feels like something that was created to make us think
- 59:30Speaker 3: we needed it, and it's like the perfect thing on
- 59:32Speaker 3: Instagram to be selling.
- 59:34Speaker 2: Thank you. Yeah, that's how.
- 59:38Speaker 3: It doesn't feel. But and when you actually get to
- 59:41Speaker 3: using them, it's not practical.
- 59:44Speaker 2: I That's what I'm saying. Okay, thank you. So, darlings,
- 59:48Speaker 2: are you a flat packer? Are you a roll packer?
- 59:51Speaker 2: Are you a cube packer, I'll put a pole up, Okay,
- 59:58Speaker 2: I mean we might as well just and this episode,
- 1:00:01Speaker 2: there's not really anything else to say except oh yeah,
- 1:00:04Speaker 2: Chase and Danny make out in the hot tub, and
- 1:00:07Speaker 2: then they leave and they go back to the master cabin,
- 1:00:11Speaker 2: in which Danny says, I've been in here with someone else,
- 1:00:14Speaker 2: but nothing happened, and he's like, thanks for telling me.
- 1:00:16Speaker 2: Didn't care anyway.
- 1:00:19Speaker 3: Yeah, I was actually very surprised because I really did
- 1:00:22Speaker 3: think that other Dana Deanna was going to get up
- 1:00:25Speaker 3: with Chase. Hmmm. Danny does not fuck her around, so
- 1:00:32Speaker 3: it was not going to be available. No, Chase was
- 1:00:36Speaker 3: not avasable.
- 1:00:37Speaker 2: No, I mean, Danny is just she's just a complainer.
- 1:00:41Speaker 2: She's just sitting in the corner complaining about the schedule
- 1:00:45Speaker 2: and the sleeping and this slovity block, complaining that she's
- 1:00:48Speaker 2: not going to get this guy. It's like, why don't
- 1:00:50Speaker 2: you get in the game. I don't think i've ever
- 1:00:52Speaker 2: seen her talk to Chase. I don't want to see
- 1:00:55Speaker 2: her argue with Daisy about having to do her job.
- 1:00:59Speaker 2: I don't like.
- 1:01:01Speaker 3: Dina. Dana Diana is how it's spelled. Yeah, yeah, I
- 1:01:09Speaker 3: don't know if anybody there even knows on that boat
- 1:01:12Speaker 3: because I also heard Chase caller the wrong name.
- 1:01:20Speaker 2: All right, Well they got a great tip, so happy
- 1:01:23Speaker 2: about that.
- 1:01:24Speaker 3: Yeah, that was really good despite everything. We don't know
- 1:01:28Speaker 3: that went.
- 1:01:29Speaker 2: Down despite but we do feel like it's honed in.
- 1:01:33Speaker 2: Around this time, something was going on.
- 1:01:36Speaker 3: There was a shift and we can feel it.
- 1:01:39Speaker 2: Don't think we're stupid, Okay, we're not dumb. Alrighty, Thank
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- 1:02:11Speaker 2: by did.
- 1:02:13Speaker 3: You play on Instagram?
- 1:02:14Speaker 2: I did, Emily, I just did flap Socker
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