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My Review On Steem Flags 🏳 🇳🇬 · Simpson Plays

• 0:00
  You have to be the most obnoxious person I have ever contacted, and I've ever read...
• 0:05
  Oh my God! What have you done? I don't know!
• 0:08
  Hello?
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  I was looking for Sarah.
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  This is Sarah.
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  Hey Sarah, my name is Casey Ryback. You probably don't remember me.
• 0:15
  I worked for the f***ing restaurant. I was your server the other night.
• 0:18
  Oh. Um, yeah. Hi.
• 0:21
  Hi. I hope you don't mind me calling you. I got your phone number from our reservations book after you left.
• 0:29
  Um...
• 0:30
  I mean, did the card get declined or something?
• 0:32
  No, I'm just calling you because you gave me a pretty good tip.
• 0:35
  Like, way above 20%. You know, you gave me a really nice tip.
• 0:39
  Well, I mean, you gave us really good service, so I usually tip according to the service that I get.
• 0:46
  I appreciate that, but I just wanted to call and let you know that I really don't even need that tip.
• 0:49
  I don't even really need this job because I'm a millionaire.
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  So...
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  You know, thank you and everything, but I just wanted to let you know that I don't actually need the money.
• 0:58
  Okay. Well, I mean, I don't even... Wait. Why are you even calling?
• 1:03
  I don't know. I'm sorry. This is the weirdest phone call.
• 1:06
  Well, I was calling to thank you for the tip, but also to let you know that I don't really need it.
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  So if you want it back, it's fine with me because I don't, you know, like I said, I'm actually a millionaire.
• 1:14
  I just wait tables for fun.
• 1:17
  I mean, okay. Wow. First of all, it's bizarre that you're calling me.
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  Second of all, I'm sure that there's people that help you at the restaurant.
• 1:27
  Don't you guys like split your tips or something anyway with your...
• 1:30
  Yeah, I pretty much gave all of the money that you gave me to those guys,
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  but I can give it back to you if you want it back, if you need it back or whatever,
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  because I don't know if I mentioned it, but I'm actually doing pretty well for myself.
• 1:42
  Yeah, you said that. I mean, I don't want it back.
• 1:45
  So thanks and well done for you for being rich.
• 1:50
  Like, I don't know what else to say to you.
• 1:52
  I was just curious, what do you do for a living?
• 1:54
  I'm sorry, that is absolutely none of your business and I...
• 1:59
  Oh, no, no, no, no.
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  I hate for you that you have a job that you don't need, but...
• 2:03
  Sarah, it's cool.
• 2:04
  I'm done with this conversation, okay? I don't...
• 2:06
  Sarah, Sarah, there's no need to be embarrassed, okay?
• 2:08
  We both know that I'm probably doing a little better than you are in the money department.
• 2:12
  I just... I'm trying to make friends.
• 2:14
  I'm trying to be really nice right now and not hang up the phone.
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  So why don't you just, like, tell me what you need and be on your way?
• 2:19
  I don't want the money back. I don't want to be your friend.
• 2:22
  So was there something else?
• 2:23
  If you want some advice, you probably shouldn't be tipping so much.
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  You know, you might want to save your money.
• 2:28
  I don't want your advice.
• 2:29
  I'm going to tip what I want to tip and it's none of your business.
• 2:32
  But you kind of tipped a lot and, like, I might know a little bit about finances myself, you know?
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  So I'm giving you just kind of some free advice right there.
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  Save your money. Don't tip so much.
• 2:40
  I don't want your advice.
• 2:41
  Just put that in the bank, you know? Get put that in savings.
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  And then one day, who knows?
• 2:46
  You know, you too could be a millionaire.
• 2:49
  Okay, are you calling me from the restaurant right now?
• 2:53
  I am. Yeah.
• 2:54
  Well, I was just about to start my shift.
• 2:55
  Can I talk to your supervisor, please?
• 2:57
  But he's not a millionaire.
• 2:59
  I don't care. So pass the phone.
• 3:02
  If you're going to complain about me, you can say whatever you want
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  because if the guy fires me, doesn't matter.
• 3:06
  Because I don't even need this job.
• 3:08
  You know what? You should probably just leave the job anyway
• 3:10
  and be done with it because I am going to get you fired.
• 3:13
  So pass the phone to your supervisor.
• 3:16
  Honestly, he's probably not going to fire me
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  because I could just give him some money to keep the job.
• 3:20
  Like, you know, I pretty much could buy my own.
• 3:21
  You have to be the most obnoxious person I have ever contacted.
• 3:25
  I've ever read.
• 3:26
  Oh my God!
• 3:27
  Are we done? Are we done?
• 3:28
  Sarah? Sarah?
• 3:30
  What?
• 3:31
  This is actually Jubal from Brick and Jubal in the Morning.
• 3:32
  I'm moving 92.5, doing a phone tap on you.
• 3:35
  Your friend Julie set you up.
• 3:38
  Set me up for what?
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  For a prank phone call.
• 3:43
  Why? Why would she do that?
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  She said that she wanted to give you a good laugh
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  and you guys had dinner the other night and thought it would be funny.
• 3:51
  I'm not laughing. I'm not laughing.
• 3:54
  Probably because you're not a millionaire.