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Is this review for Beer or for Madison Beer? · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: We got.
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  Speaker 2: Jesus, my microphone's breaking on me. We've got Madison Beer tickets,
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  Speaker 2: and we need to contest to play game at eight
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  Speaker 2: seven seven nine three seven one oh four seven. So
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  Speaker 2: while we wait for a contestant, I want to tell
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  Speaker 2: you that in about fifteen twenty minutes, we're going to
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  Speaker 2: get in Kyle's Disney trip. But as we were talking
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  Speaker 2: about second date up eight and the guy had the poop,
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  Speaker 2: I think Kyle, you had a pooping story as well.
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  Speaker 3: It's such an interesting tie in. Well, it's a perfect
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  Speaker 3: it's actually a lack thereof, huh. So I've been taking
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  Speaker 3: these like belly Welly gummies for it's probably like three,
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  Speaker 3: three or four months now, and I didn't realize how
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  Speaker 3: much of a difference they make in my daily regularity,
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  Speaker 3: if you will, until I went to Disneyland this past
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  Speaker 3: weekend and forgot to pack them and didn't go all weekend.
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  Speaker 1: Oh wow, it worked.
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  Speaker 4: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: So if you don't take it, you can't go.
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  Speaker 3: I guess because I've always We've talked about this before previously.
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  Speaker 5: On the show.
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  Speaker 3: I've always had kind of issues with that, and like
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  Speaker 3: the belly Wellers just like made it so consistent that
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  Speaker 3: I've gotten used to that, and then it didn't happen,
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  Speaker 3: and I'm like all bloated and I feel gross.
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  Speaker 1: Have you gone yet? I took it this morning.
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  Speaker 3: I went this morning go hiking.
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  Speaker 6: I was gonna say, better, be careful, it's going to
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  Speaker 6: trigger Jennifer to Jennifer.
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  Speaker 2: All right, So belly wellies work, and now we have
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  Speaker 2: Madison Beer tickets.
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  Speaker 1: We can play a game. April, good morning, good morning.
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  Speaker 7: Oh my gosh, that lady.
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  Speaker 1: The people that thank you, April for listening.
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  Speaker 2: But I noticed we have like it's like, if you
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  Speaker 2: listen to this show, I feel like we're part of
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  Speaker 2: a club.
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  Speaker 1: I'll have this frame.
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  Speaker 4: We would have had that same conversation if we were
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  Speaker 4: hanging out of Thanksgiving.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was very sore, grateful that you listened, April.
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  Speaker 2: So what game we're gona play?
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  Speaker 6: We're playing a brand new game today, guys, is called
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  Speaker 6: critical reviews. We've got Madison Beard ticks, and I thought
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  Speaker 6: it'd be fun to read, you, guys, reviews of either
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  Speaker 6: Madison Beer's album lock It or reviews of actual beer,
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  Speaker 6: and you have to decide which is which. Okay, okay, okay,
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  Speaker 6: So we're gonna start with John Jay, John Jay. It
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  Speaker 6: feels like it was placed in our possession, like a
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  Speaker 6: precious heirloom. The Lord said, here cry beautifully. After one night,
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  Speaker 6: my emotional stability is gone.
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  Speaker 2: So is that a Madison beer or a beer Madison
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  Speaker 2: beer or a beer that sounds to me that's probably
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  Speaker 2: one of you people like you that are beer freaks. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: I think that is a beer review.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 6: You are incorrect as a Madison beer. Lock it is
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  Speaker 6: out now, Richard. When you gaze long into an abyss,
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  Speaker 6: the abyss gazes also into you.
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  Speaker 4: How could that be a beer review that has to
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  Speaker 4: be Madison beer.
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  Speaker 5: Madison beer is incorrect.
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  Speaker 6: It's for a beer from Melody Brewing called Beer thirty.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: Whoever wrote that's really into They lost their calling. They
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  Speaker 4: should be doing drama.
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  Speaker 5: It feels like it.
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  Speaker 6: Bayden, a beautifully crafted blend, soft common excuse me, soft carbonation,
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  Speaker 6: smooth texture, a lingering warmth that spreads gradually. There's a
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  Speaker 6: decadent richness with just enough bite that keeps things interesting.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, I thought you were trying to throw me off
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  Speaker 7: with the blend, but I'm gonna go I think that's
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  Speaker 7: a beer review because carbonation and stuff.
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  Speaker 5: It is, in fact a Madison Beer review carbonated soft carbonations. Guys,
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  Speaker 5: I didn't write the you must.
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  Speaker 7: Have bought on Madison Beer's album and left that comment
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  Speaker 7: just to throw me.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, nobody on the board. Yeah, kylon.
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  Speaker 6: If I have been excuse me, if I had been
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  Speaker 6: completely sober at the time.
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  Speaker 5: Of this review, this would be a drain pour.
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  Speaker 6: I've got a ways to go, but I feel like
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  Speaker 6: it's wasted money.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, that is kind of You're very tricky with these
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  Speaker 3: because you would think, obviously that's beer because they're talking
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  Speaker 3: about not being sober, but then being a ways to
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  Speaker 3: go may indicate that they're not done with the album yet.
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  Speaker 5: So I'm going to go Madison Beer. Okay, Oh for
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  Speaker 5: for today, guys, that's for that's wrong. Wow the name
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  Speaker 5: of that because he's got in our heads.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: April five stars, no notes. This is a bond combination
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  Speaker 6: of longing and late night thoughts, cohesive, refreshing, and the
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  Speaker 6: perfect coming of age treat.
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  Speaker 1: Oh gosh, okay, all these have been wrong. I'm oh,
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  Speaker 1: I want to think, but I'm gonna go Madison April's
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  Speaker 1: on the.
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  Speaker 5: Board beer review.
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  Speaker 3: Let's say who reviews.
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  Speaker 5: I think it's.
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  Speaker 6: Elegant presentation with the fragger fragrant bouquet, with a flavor
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  Speaker 6: that evolves starting sweet, turning introspective, finishing with a slow
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  Speaker 6: burn that demands another taste.
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  Speaker 1: I think that has to be a beer that's a beverage.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, Madison Beer is what we're looking for.
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  Speaker 1: All these alcoholic.
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  Speaker 6: Sorry, this one, this one specifically for Rich. It's like
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  Speaker 6: Ingway's mouth streams guitar playing. Yeah, he's the fastest, but
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  Speaker 6: it's not a race. Play something good. We know you
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  Speaker 6: have the skills.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, you're talking about guitar player Invey Molmstein, who is
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  Speaker 4: a genius. But why would that be like a beer review.
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna say that's a I'm gonna say it's a
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  Speaker 4: beer because it seems type of opposite of what I
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  Speaker 4: would do.
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  Speaker 5: Rich Bear is on the board.
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  Speaker 6: That's for arrogant bastard from Stone Brewing. A one point
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  Speaker 6: for Rich Peyton, delicate yet full bodied, silky poor of nostalgia,
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  Speaker 6: subtle spice and a touch of melancholy.
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  Speaker 5: Kay.
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  Speaker 7: I don't know what melancholy means, but I don't feel
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  Speaker 7: like Madison Beer's nostalgia vibes, So I'm gonna go beer review.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, it is a Madison beer review. Nice try. I'm
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  Speaker 6: so proud of.
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  Speaker 5: You, uh Kyle.
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  Speaker 6: With most of my strongest interests, I have well documented
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  Speaker 6: love for the best of the best and the worst
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  Speaker 6: of the worst. Just as I recommend you roll two
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  Speaker 6: to strangers I pass on the street. There is nothing
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  Speaker 6: else like it in the world. It deserves every bit
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  Speaker 6: of insidious of its insidious reputation, and it will take
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  Speaker 6: years off your life.
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  Speaker 1: How they recommend. I also like Trills two.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, resonate with this one, and I'm going to say
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  Speaker 3: it's Madison beer.
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  Speaker 5: Does it change if I say it's troll too, not
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  Speaker 5: Trolls two?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, then that's definitely just beer.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, Sam Adams Triple Bock is what we're looking for.
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  Speaker 5: A good job. April can win the whole thing here.
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  Speaker 6: Remember her album is caught titled Locket. If Soft Glam
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  Speaker 6: and Heartbreak had a baby, it would be Locket.
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  Speaker 1: Madison. It's like the only reew I made.
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  Speaker 6: Right.
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  Speaker 5: You're welcome, congratulations, Ample.
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  Speaker 1: We are going to set you up with those tickets.
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  Speaker 3: Awesome, Thanks guys, have.
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  Speaker 4: A great day.
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  Speaker 1: You got it. Thanks for listening,