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Girl Math and Wild Turkeys · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_02: You gotta teach them young.
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  SPEAKER_02: And when I say you gotta teach them young, everything.
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  SPEAKER_02: You gotta start like at around the toddler age.
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  SPEAKER_02: And this toddler learns uh a great lesson in girl math after mom took her out to uh get some stuff, and she ended up getting a haul of uh toys.
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  SPEAKER_02: But they had to prepare before they got home, and dad asked, Well, how did you get so much stuff?
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  SPEAKER_00: And it well, when daddy asks about your toys, what do we say?
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  SPEAKER_00: It's so clear.
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  SPEAKER_00: Good job.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's awesome.
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  SPEAKER_01: You know, my friend Jessica does.
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  SPEAKER_01: What?
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  SPEAKER_01: Is that she brings them into the house and hides everything under the sink.
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  SPEAKER_01: This is terrible, but she hides it under the sink, and then whenever she wears something and it's new, her husband will say, Is that not?
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh no.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, no, it's just back in the closet.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I've had this forever.
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  SPEAKER_01: Because she goes, I know he's never gonna look under the bathroom sink.
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  SPEAKER_01: Like this man has hasn't looked under the sink for the past ten years.
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  SPEAKER_02: I mean now if the pipe bursts you're screwed, but the likelihood is pretty rare.
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  SPEAKER_01: Exactly, exactly.
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  SPEAKER_01: And you can find some time while he's doing something else, you know, watching a baseball game or whatever, whatever he does, taking his nightly walks, that she can pull the shirt out of underneath the sink.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah, right.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, get it all out.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh, I want to play this too.
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  SPEAKER_01: The woman who was attacked by wild turkeys.
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  SPEAKER_01: I know I shouldn't laugh, but I I'm just picturing it and it's funny.
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  SPEAKER_00: It happened and it was very real.
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  SPEAKER_00: I went head first and I um broke my glasses, I hit my palm of my hand, my thumb, leading the nose.
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  SPEAKER_00: They're ignoring the problem, basically.
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  SPEAKER_00: Pretty scary, shell-shocked, a little afraid to go too far.
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  SPEAKER_01: I have from day one says that is the trash bird of birds.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, yeah, they're very vicious, weirdly.
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  SPEAKER_01: Right?
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, probably because they always feel like they're gonna be somebody's dinner.
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  SPEAKER_02: If you always thought you'd be like, that's what they're walking around thinking.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes, if you thought you were gonna be somebody's dinner, wouldn't you be on the defense too?
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  SPEAKER_01: I guess so, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Especially to an 83-year-old woman.
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  SPEAKER_02: What did she do?
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  SPEAKER_01: She knows how to cook a good bird.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, and at 83, she is Mrs.
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  SPEAKER_02: Butterball.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes, right?
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, that's a good point.
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  SPEAKER_02: All right, we're gonna pick up the phone in a second.
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  SPEAKER_02: Good luck.