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#233 Call Me Baby · Two Doting Dads with Matty J & Ash

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  Speaker 1: There's a bee in my bonnet. There is a bee
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  Speaker 1: in my bonnet. I went in simple order and they
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  Speaker 1: fucked it up. There was no one even in there.
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  Speaker 2: What did you ask for?
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  Speaker 3: I just asked for a particular chicken rap and I
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  Speaker 3: was like, I'll just get.
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  Speaker 1: It on its own.
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  Speaker 3: It was quiet, was dead, nothing could go wrong. Fucking
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  Speaker 3: hop this thing up full of chili. As soon as
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  Speaker 3: I opened it up. It's pretty much just chili rap.
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  Speaker 3: And guess what was in it? Hallooy, I'm being haunted
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  Speaker 3: by the damn HALLOOMI.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome back to two doting dads. I'm mada J and
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  Speaker 1: I'm one annoyed dad.
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  Speaker 2: What's one second it? Sorry, it's the relatable rap because
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  Speaker 2: this morning, just in case people are wondering, the cafe
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  Speaker 2: next to where we record a little bacon egg wrap. However,
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  Speaker 2: this morning there was only one rap left. The option
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  Speaker 2: was Hallumi rap or a Chariza rap. Ash took them
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  Speaker 2: for the team.
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  Speaker 1: Can't stop you right there, There is no ta in theresa.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm sorry. No, you're right, that's very valid. That
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  Speaker 2: criticism is something that I'll take on board.
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  Speaker 3: Take it on board next time. They're probably like back then,
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  Speaker 3: like he called it to Ritzo.
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  Speaker 2: But ash took off for the team. He had the
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  Speaker 2: halloomi and it was just a fucking slab of hallumi.
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  Speaker 2: I've never seen so much halloomi in my life.
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  Speaker 1: It was like an eraser. You wait the whole thing
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  Speaker 1: it was, and you think I'd be full for the
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  Speaker 1: rest of the month.
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  Speaker 2: First bite, as was like, fucking, this is awful. I
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  Speaker 2: look over and you're like, if it.
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  Speaker 1: Was there, it was there. People underestimate the fact that
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  Speaker 1: it's there.
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  Speaker 3: I can't just get that I threw on the ground,
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  Speaker 3: which I that's that means I've had enough of that.
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  Speaker 2: Actually, I was telling ash Vic I for the first
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  Speaker 2: time ever, I sent back a.
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  Speaker 1: Meal oh ye, which again.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was at a restaurant I talk about on
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  Speaker 2: the weekend. But I had an apple crumble that I
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  Speaker 2: sent back. I said, this is not good. Please remove
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  Speaker 2: it from the vent.
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  Speaker 1: It's a rivating story.
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  Speaker 4: How can you get a crumble wrong?
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  Speaker 1: Exactly?
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  Speaker 2: I'm glad you asked. And I had this thing with
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  Speaker 2: a waiter where I was like, don't want the BINOFFI
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  Speaker 2: pie or the apple crumble, and he was like, you
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  Speaker 2: can't go wrong with apple crumble, right, And I was like,
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  Speaker 2: you are right, apple crumble it is And it came
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  Speaker 2: out and I was like, ah, it was a soup.
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  Speaker 2: It was like an apple soup. It was fucking awful.
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  Speaker 2: Wasn't cooked.
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  Speaker 3: I said that apple crumble is just apple pie that's
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  Speaker 3: fallen over.
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  Speaker 1: But this was worse.
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  Speaker 2: This was worse. Don't worry about me, guys, I've recovered.
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  Speaker 2: I'll talk about my weekend away, including the apple crumble incident,
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  Speaker 2: in more detail.
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  Speaker 1: In the sex there is a little.
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  Speaker 2: Bit of sex.
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  Speaker 1: Nice. The only reason I'm here.
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  Speaker 2: But first of all, let's talk about housekeeping.
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  Speaker 1: What we got. What we got for is I've just
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  Speaker 1: got here on notes. It's fucking cold.
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  Speaker 2: It is fucking cold, it is it is. When I
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  Speaker 2: wrote that, can you believe six months into the year, guys,
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  Speaker 2: that's fucking wild.
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  Speaker 1: Han, what what do you are you? It's been too long.
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  Speaker 2: It's gone quick.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I thought you man, it's like, it's it's cold now.
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  Speaker 1: It took six months.
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  Speaker 2: That point had there's two facets to it.
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  Speaker 1: I've lost. I'm last point number one.
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  Speaker 2: We are six months into the year. Point number two.
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  Speaker 2: It is now winter.
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  Speaker 1: Well, would you say six months into the year would
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  Speaker 1: be the end of this month or to the start
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  Speaker 1: of the month. That's a question. I'm asking a hard question.
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  Speaker 2: Don't get bogged down in details.
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  Speaker 1: Don't you. And that's the biggest lie.
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  Speaker 4: Come on now, time flies when you're having fun, is.
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  Speaker 1: What it is? True. I always say that, I've always
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  Speaker 1: said that, I've known for that.
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  Speaker 2: We deserve to pat ourselves in the back, guys, because
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  Speaker 2: last week we had a spike, a huge spike, the
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  Speaker 2: biggest spike we've ever had in the three years of
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  Speaker 2: this podcast. We had a mountain of new listeners come
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  Speaker 2: over and.
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  Speaker 1: We had that one that was a mistake that time.
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  Speaker 2: Remember it was I was like, ash, we're rich. We
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  Speaker 2: had like one hundred thousand downloads in a day, and
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  Speaker 2: I was.
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  Speaker 1: Like, what the fuck?
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  Speaker 3: What we were like looking scouring the internet for what
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  Speaker 3: has been reported on.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, I knew one day would be successful.
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  Speaker 2: And then like it uploaded and it was like, actually,
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  Speaker 2: you had one hundred downloads.
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  Speaker 1: It was like a back end glitch. It was exciting
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  Speaker 1: for that.
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  Speaker 2: It was the best twenty four hours of my lid.
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  Speaker 1: Buy a few j.
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  Speaker 2: But I was wondering all these new listeners. I wonder
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  Speaker 2: where they're coming from. Let me read your review sensational podcast.
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  Speaker 2: It reads, guys, I feel like I'm cheating on Britain
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  Speaker 2: Laura as I've been an og listener to Life on Cut,
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  Speaker 2: but started listening from Holly's episode, and now I'm hooked
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  Speaker 2: and have started from the beginning. You guys make me
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  Speaker 2: laugh and I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I have
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  Speaker 2: years is to catch up on, so now I know
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  Speaker 2: I'll be getting a daily laugh and listening to you guys.
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  Speaker 2: Keep the episodes coming. I read that to Laura and
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  Speaker 2: I thought it was hilarious and the look on her
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  Speaker 2: first I was like, ha, look, you're getting this cold Britain.
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  Speaker 2: Tell her they're deserting your podcast. And then I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: she's not laughing, Well she should laugh.
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  Speaker 1: I think that's fun, fun and funny.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, you guys get like a millions, give
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  Speaker 2: us one, give us one listener. Gosh.
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  Speaker 5: I think people are always pleasantly surprised when they do
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  Speaker 5: start listening. I think maybe they have a preconception of
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  Speaker 5: what it is, and then when they listen, they're like, oh,
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  Speaker 5: this is actually really fun.
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  Speaker 1: He's a fun question. What's the preconception?
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  Speaker 4: Well, two dads don't know whoa, whoa, How.
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  Speaker 2: Dare you too?
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  Speaker 1: Dad? And the fat yucky poo pooh two dads.
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  Speaker 2: The look of vic space when she said that she's.
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  Speaker 1: Like two cents of dick and ball, like she's.
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  Speaker 2: Being served up for fun, and two plates of steaming
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  Speaker 2: ship at dinner.
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  Speaker 1: Oh they're just two Dad.
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  Speaker 2: I would rather stab myself with rusty fucking forks.
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  Speaker 3: I see it now, I see it, now, see what
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  Speaker 3: he's on for this were just sitting the Pooh ship.
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  Speaker 1: We do talk about pool and come a lot.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, speaking of speaking, would come I try and start that? Actually,
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  Speaker 2: speaking of come, Ash gave me a little toy recently.
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  Speaker 2: I was at his house and he'd been holding onto
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  Speaker 2: this one for a little while. In your pan, he
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  Speaker 2: picked me up. Would you get me? Tell Vick?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, it actually has to go back in time to
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  Speaker 3: a birthday of mine a couple of years back, when
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  Speaker 3: Matt got me a translucent fleshlight.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you for that, by the way.
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  Speaker 2: Off Amazon, thank you for that.
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  Speaker 1: Paid gave me a blister. I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Gave
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  Speaker 1: me to blister. It gave me the c that's a
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  Speaker 1: way a man of jug in the blister write down
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  Speaker 1: her from a sat.
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  Speaker 3: Back to the back to the story Japan. I went
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  Speaker 3: to Japan, and theyre in Japan. They're dirty bastards. They're
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  Speaker 3: into some filthy, dirty shit vick.
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  Speaker 1: They've got one time use like jelly Jianas and I
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  Speaker 1: bought Matt one for a present.
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  Speaker 4: Oh well, you did stay at a sex hotel.
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  Speaker 2: Ash is going through a very nostalgic phase right now.
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  Speaker 1: It's dark it yeah, but this was from a supermarket.
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  Speaker 1: They just got him in the supermarket.
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  Speaker 2: I always when I was younger, I'd get quite nervous
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  Speaker 2: having to buy condoms.
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  Speaker 1: Because they're extra small.
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  Speaker 2: Boom, there's nothing wrong with having a small penis happens?
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  Speaker 2: How you know that?
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  Speaker 1: Because I've seen yours.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, let's like, let's not, let's not. Let's attack Matt
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  Speaker 2: in this episode is the primary school joke. Can I
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  Speaker 2: take it back? I used to get quite no know,
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  Speaker 2: just it's it's like buying talet paper, hate buying tilet paper,
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  Speaker 2: hate buying condoms. I used to always get freaked out
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  Speaker 2: buying Playboy at the seven eleven. That's like, what in
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  Speaker 2: the morning.
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  Speaker 4: Why do you hate buying toilet paper?
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  Speaker 1: Because people did you be shitting yeah, even shitting.
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  Speaker 2: I saw a lady. I saw a lady walking home.
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  Speaker 2: She shits with like a It was like a giant,
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  Speaker 2: like sixty packet toilet paper. And I was like, whoa
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  Speaker 2: you go girl.
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  Speaker 1: And I used to always make April carries she ships.
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  Speaker 1: She's a ship.
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  Speaker 2: Don't get counting toilet paper.
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  Speaker 5: Never once thought about that ever in my history of
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  Speaker 5: buying toilet I used.
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  Speaker 1: To it must be nice. The preconception is really true.
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  Speaker 2: It must be nice to have no anxiety whatsoever.
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  Speaker 4: Because women have to wipe both ways.
• 8:36
  Speaker 1: Anyway, what I thought, you drip dry? That't you shake?
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  Speaker 4: That's how you get diseases?
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  Speaker 3: Is it?
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  Speaker 1: Well?
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  Speaker 4: Thrush at least?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, good to know educational this podcast, so you're fine.
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  Speaker 2: You're fine toilet paper, no issues whatsoever.
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  Speaker 5: Although now we have a subscription so it just gets
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  Speaker 5: sent straight to our house.
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  Speaker 1: Be paper.
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  Speaker 3: I used to What I used to do is I
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  Speaker 3: used to go hold this for us and she'd be like,
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  Speaker 3: oh well, and then I would get a video behold it.
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  Speaker 1: I'd be like, we're going to send some people that
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  Speaker 1: you all the.
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  Speaker 2: Time, but a sex toy, and he brought it back,
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  Speaker 2: no issues whatsoever.
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  Speaker 1: I had a friend just to get over the condom
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  Speaker 1: thing just quickly. I used to have a friend that
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  Speaker 1: would prop.
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  Speaker 3: It up on something so that it would as it's
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  Speaker 3: coming down the conveyor belt, it would stare at the cashier.
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  Speaker 2: Like when you're like, hey, here you going and there's
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  Speaker 2: like just a tub of lube, condom and a six
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  Speaker 2: pack of bananas, and you're like, what do.
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  Speaker 1: You up to?
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  Speaker 2: Not much?
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  Speaker 1: Not much tonight? What do you have to I'm just
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  Speaker 1: after the ball shop? Now do you tell why am
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  Speaker 1: I a gallup?
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  Speaker 2: Anyway? Sex toy? I got it and it's not obvious
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  Speaker 2: it's sex, so I should have brought it in and
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  Speaker 2: I left it out accidentally, and the cleaners, the cleaner,
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  Speaker 2: the girls, well, they probably played with because it Actually
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  Speaker 2: the packaging on it is phenomenal.
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  Speaker 1: It's quite not it's quite sleek.
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  Speaker 2: Looking at it, you wouldn't know it's a sex toy.
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  Speaker 1: If you sanded a penis down till it's smooth.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I was, like, where's my sex toy? Nana
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  Speaker 2: was like what And I was like, no, no, where
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  Speaker 2: is it? You fucking moved it. It's like you're always
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  Speaker 2: touching my things. Anyway, I found the sex toy, sex
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  Speaker 2: toys safe. But the cleaner is like they moved it
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  Speaker 2: from the kitchen table onto the bed.
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  Speaker 1: We know what it is. It's pretty discreet. It's very discreet. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so you haven't used it, are you saying? I'm pretty
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  Speaker 1: sure Frank found my fleshlight. But that's the story for
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  Speaker 1: another time.
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  Speaker 2: Frank is April's dad, April is Ash's wife. Because we've
• 10:36
  Speaker 2: got all these New Life on cut listeners.
• 10:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, just so you know, we talk about sex
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  Speaker 1: toys ex.
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  Speaker 2: If you're if they're probably still here, probably not?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, No, I see what I see what I see
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  Speaker 1: what he was saying, two dads.
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  Speaker 2: Ash, this is very premature. Go ahead, thank you, This
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  Speaker 2: is very premature. But we have the samples of the hats.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we've got new hats.
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  Speaker 3: Come.
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  Speaker 1: I'm excited.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we've got four designs that one of them's race themed.
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  Speaker 1: I'm really excited about.
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  Speaker 2: And I don't think we can go ahead with all
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  Speaker 2: of the hats. Why, well, you want for your a
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  Speaker 2: few designs, get more? I think we start with two
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  Speaker 2: designs or.
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  Speaker 1: How am I supposed to cull that down?
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  Speaker 2: Well, that's that's what that's the issue.
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  Speaker 1: We face three on public three.
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  Speaker 2: It's got to be a public vote three. And imagine
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  Speaker 2: how they react to the hat colors, Knowing how they
• 11:24
  Speaker 2: reacted to the studio paint colors.
• 11:27
  Speaker 1: They won't give a ship. I'm like, is it not
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  Speaker 1: on a wall?
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  Speaker 3: Do they have anything to do with a house or
• 11:33
  Speaker 3: doing any sort of makeup?
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  Speaker 2: No, I'll be wearrying it when I renovate.
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  Speaker 1: They'm like, wow, wow, well the red one option two?
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  Speaker 1: When do we have Do we have an ETA or
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  Speaker 1: a samples?
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  Speaker 2: I don't. This is not an attack on the Chinese factory.
• 11:47
  Speaker 1: I thought they were locally sourced.
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  Speaker 2: No, I made of mine said that. He's like, use
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  Speaker 2: this factory. They're pretty They're pretty great. And it took
• 11:55
  Speaker 2: about six weeks to get these samples. Every every week
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  Speaker 2: I was like any update on the samples and they
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  Speaker 2: were like, we'll get it to you as quick as possible.
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  Speaker 2: Like you've been saying that for a couple of weeks.
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  Speaker 1: Now what it's just a hat.
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  Speaker 2: Well, there's a lot that goes into a hat apparently.
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  Speaker 2: But every week I was like, any update, this is
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  Speaker 2: my sixth message and they're like, no problems, here you
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  Speaker 2: are And I was like, that's not the right, hat,
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  Speaker 2: I'm like one second. So it was a real process.
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  Speaker 2: So to get them mass produced, who knows Christmas far.
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  Speaker 1: Out it would be like those bloody toys all over again.
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  Speaker 2: It's the same factory.
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  Speaker 1: Why do we go back?
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  Speaker 2: I'm just going to.
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  Speaker 1: We don't have a We don't have a manufacturer ourselves. People.
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  Speaker 2: If people are questioning, what are they doing?
• 12:42
  Speaker 1: How are they running this business? This is a good question.
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  Speaker 2: Small team here, obviously, I'm Matt, this is Ash and
• 12:48
  Speaker 2: that's We have Vig, we have Ness who does a
• 12:51
  Speaker 2: video editing. We also have Luckie who helps with the YouTube.
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  Speaker 1: But we don't have anyone that manufactures things. No, that's
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  Speaker 1: the next, that's the next.
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  Speaker 2: That's us. It's hard. It's hard out there dealing with factories.
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  Speaker 1: We could have just made the hat to ourselves.
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  Speaker 2: We literally could have been terrible.
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  Speaker 1: No good news all round.
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  Speaker 2: Stay stay tuned. Hat's are coming. Ash has some good
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  Speaker 2: news and some bad news.
• 13:12
  Speaker 1: Oh great, the good news.
• 13:14
  Speaker 2: Of the bad news.
• 13:15
  Speaker 1: Can you do it the same mashm up together?
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  Speaker 2: Okay? Good news Game two State of Origin, Melbourne, the
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  Speaker 2: seventeenth of June.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, mcg bad news.
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, only two tickets are up for grabs.
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  Speaker 1: That's a big stadium for two people.
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  Speaker 2: That is some of your best years.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you. We have two tickets.
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  Speaker 2: We have two tickets, two doting dads currently has two tickets. Vic, sorry,
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  Speaker 2: you're out of the mix.
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  Speaker 1: We'll just go together.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I was going to take Marley.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, thanks, whoa no offense, that's it. Choose your
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: own flesh and blood over me. That's fine, Well she
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: supports queens Ane.
• 13:53
  Speaker 2: I don't want to go to another gamefully standing next
• 13:55
  Speaker 2: to a filthy New.
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  Speaker 1: South Wales supporter just because we win again. Okay, So
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: if I go, it means I can take someone.
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  Speaker 2: You can take whatever you want.
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  Speaker 1: I'm take Oscar. Sure.
• 14:05
  Speaker 2: How do we figure out who gets these tickets?
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: About a quiz? A battle to the death or quiz
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  Speaker 1: you'd have the length and the height over me.
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  Speaker 2: You've got power.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, honestly, thank you. That's probably the naest thing
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  Speaker 1: visit to me. You're welcome on bafful Man.
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  Speaker 2: So we're going to do a quiz. Okay, We've got
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  Speaker 2: three questions each. Whoever gets the most right at in
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  Speaker 2: of the quiz will win the two tickets. Oh okay,
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: and we'll then go to Melbourne flights. Might I just
• 14:34
  Speaker 2: add flights accommodation are paid for. Shout out to the NRL,
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  Speaker 2: who'll put this on for us?
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  Speaker 1: I want to win.
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  Speaker 2: So it's the full spread. VIC is going to be
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: the adjudicator.
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: Do you know what?
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  Speaker 3: Also, it's smack bang in the between Oscar's birthday and Marley's.
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  Speaker 3: It is literally bang in the middle. It's two days
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  Speaker 3: on either side.
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  Speaker 2: Talk about being the best dad being like, surprise, wake up,
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: peck your bags. We're going to Melbourne's so much at stake? Okay,
• 14:58
  Speaker 2: so so much at steak. VIC will ask the questions. Vic,
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: I will let you decide who goes first.
• 15:05
  Speaker 4: Okay, as you.
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: Ready, yes, okay, let me just get warmed up.
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: That's not going to help you. Thank you, that's not
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: going to help you. I don't need that. I'm gonna
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: use my brain because we've got them down here. What exactly?
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: Carry on? Okay?
• 15:23
  Speaker 4: New South Wales first?
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, Which New.
• 15:26
  Speaker 5: South Wales player holds the record for the most Blues
• 15:29
  Speaker 5: origin appearances?
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: Oh god, it's got to be someone vintage.
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: Got that brain taken over? Look at that while since
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: you have to use that big guy, it's got to
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: be Brad Fitler.
• 15:42
  Speaker 4: Correct, Bam cop that all right?
• 15:45
  Speaker 5: Which Queensland player is known as the King and captain
• 15:49
  Speaker 5: the Morons to multiple State of Origin series victories?
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: What about a layup?
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: Jesus, that's a hard question. Can you please repeat?
• 15:59
  Speaker 4: Oh gosh, which Queensland player Lewis?
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: Wally Lewis, Wally Lewis?
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: I even knew that?
• 16:07
  Speaker 4: Okay one?
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: All, okay?
• 16:09
  Speaker 4: New South Wales?
• 16:10
  Speaker 5: Which New South Wales player has scored a hat trick
• 16:13
  Speaker 5: in origin on two separate occasions.
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: Hat trick? I know it. I don't know it.
• 16:22
  Speaker 4: Turbot is that Tom Traboyvich.
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: Would be twenty nineteen, twenty twenty one.
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: Actually, on technicality, that's wrong because it's not not Turbot's
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: Tom Traboyvitch.
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: Okay, and correct, I'm going to guess it's twenty nineteen
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: and twenty twenty one.
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: Sure, can we? I will look that up after all right?
• 16:41
  Speaker 4: Queensland?
• 16:42
  Speaker 5: Which Queensland player holds the record for the most state
• 16:45
  Speaker 5: of origin appearances for the Morons?
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: I think I know this one, Okay?
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: Could it be Thurston?
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: Oh? That's actually that's a good that's a good. Guess.
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: You've got a couple that you build dynasties. So I'll
• 16:59
  Speaker 3: give you that.
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: Maybe Lockier Lockier would be up there?
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: What about what about the raging ball? He wouldn't remember?
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: How dare you? How do you attack a legend?
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: You're all brothers and sisters up there? Come on, carry on?
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: OKAYU? He would he play like four hundred and fifty
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: two games for Storm?
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: It was it that many? Isn't him?
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: It's up there. It's more than four hundred. He's played
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: up a foe undred games of NRL. So I think
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: I think I'm going to go with.
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: Vick. Can I lock in Cameron Smith?
• 17:35
  Speaker 4: Correct?
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: He was never injured? He was he like the last
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: ten years of his career or something. I'm pretty sure
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: he only ever did the strengths and conditioning training, never
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: actual contact training because he never had to, and then
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: he would make sixty tackles all we can't. I will
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: say he is a Queenslander, but he is honestly the
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: Goat's he's the ghost.
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: He's very he's very nice as well. Good friend of mine?
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: Is he at me too? I reckon?
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: I don't know a lot about n r L, but
• 18:05
  Speaker 4: I do know him.
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: His husband material yeah, yeah, he's accountant, so can I
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: just not to put more pressure on your shoulders. If
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: you get this wrong, then it's up to me to
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: win this.
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: I don't get questions wrong.
• 18:16
  Speaker 5: Them fighting words. Who has captain New South Wales in
• 18:19
  Speaker 5: the most origin matches.
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: Have to be Brad Fitler?
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: Correct? Get in three from three?
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: Thank me later, Oscar. Pressure's on.
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: We going Okay, last question.
• 18:37
  Speaker 5: If Matt wins this, we will go to a tiebreak around.
• 18:41
  Speaker 4: If Matt loses, Ash is the winner.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: I'm nervous. You should be sweating. It's a hot in here,
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: all right. What do you going for me?
• 18:50
  Speaker 5: In what year did Queensland win the inaugural state of
• 18:54
  Speaker 5: origin match under the state of origin selection rules?
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: Oka?
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: Which selection rules? Fuck you Vico? Why would you?
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: Okay the state of origin?
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: What inaugural?
• 19:08
  Speaker 5: In what year did Queensland win the inaugural state of
• 19:11
  Speaker 5: origin match under the state of origin Selectionkay?
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: She gone a newsreader voice for this one? Okay, I
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: don't even know this one.
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: I'm going to go nineteen ninety three.
• 19:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, after the winner it was nineteen eighty.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: Just a ah, get ask her on the phone. Okay,
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: get her aster on the phone. Call the school.
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: Can we just acknowledge you stitched me up with a
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: very hard question on number three?
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: Fair is fair vic?
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: I think that's just a great line of questioning. I
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: have no problems with it from my end.
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: Okay, well Ash, congratulations you are going to game two.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: Well done, thank you, well done.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: Thanky he is.
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: He's the oracle. You know what he's like with Daisy.
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: I forgets nothing once it's in there. Yeah, he's like.
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: Dates my thing, just not the fruit. And you're like, oh.
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: Hey, but I can't make it. But to anyone who
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: will come, just answer the call, the cry, the Queensland
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: cry to support us in game two. You can of
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: course buy tickets. We'll put the details in the show notes,
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: but we want to make sure we get more queens
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: Landers in this South Wales at Game two in Melbourne.
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: What's historic that Melbourne support Queensland because of the Big Three.
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: But also it's just like it's like they sort of
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: came into the comp when you guys were dominating, so
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: of course they picked, let's pick the team that wins
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: all the time. I get born into the team that
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: loses all the time. But I will fly the flag
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: and Oscar will be there flying his flag if you
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: see a stop as Saturday.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: Please and thanks to.
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: The NRL first sending me and giving me the best
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: birthday present for my son ever.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: Speaking news, Vick, what do you got for us? Well,
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: that's great, thank you. We lost you there, I do.
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: I'm not telling but I'm.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: Not telling you.
• 21:08
  Speaker 4: No, I do have a good one today.
• 21:10
  Speaker 5: And I'm curious to see if you guys use these
• 21:13
  Speaker 5: with your partners. So a new study has found that
• 21:16
  Speaker 5: pet names you have with your partner might actually be
• 21:18
  Speaker 5: good for your health. Researchers say hearing affectionate nicknames such
• 21:22
  Speaker 5: as baby and sweetheart triggers a rush of the feel
• 21:26
  Speaker 5: good chemicals oxytocin and dopamine. That chemical reaction can lower
• 21:30
  Speaker 5: stress hormones, slow your heart rate, and leave you feeling calmer, happier,
• 21:34
  Speaker 5: and more secure.
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: So even if you hate.
• 21:37
  Speaker 5: Them, ash pet names might be doing more than just
• 21:40
  Speaker 5: making new cringe.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: You're a big pet.
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: Name guy, me, you will not. You and Laura call
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: each other baby all the time.
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: I don't attack my character like that.
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: No, I'm just saying it wasn't It was observation. Baby
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: comes out of you guys a lot. Babe, they baby.
• 21:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah right, they say baby every sentence. I reckon, sorry,
• 21:58
  Speaker 5: every greeting.
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: Now, that's an act. Mine was an observation.
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: But just reducing the oxytocin.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: Is not a pet name. If it's like baby, you
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: guys do a lot.
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's not that's standard. That's not that's like,
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: there's nothing what do you okay? Well, April, whenever you
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: call April?
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: She was no problem with that. Baby is where I'm at? Baby?
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: Play on?
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: Hey baby?
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah like that? What did I do? Yeah?
• 22:27
  Speaker 5: I say babe, babe. It would be very out of
• 22:30
  Speaker 5: character for Dan. All right, just say baby. I think
• 22:33
  Speaker 5: I've once called him sweetheart and he's like, that's weird.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: That's weird.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, hone, you called me the other day.
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: Sometimes it just comes out. Sorry.
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: I like it when a woman calls me Han like
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: an older woman my feet. Sorry, not like that wasn't
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: I didn't mean to say that to you. Sorry, no,
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: but of an old woman at the cave is like
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: here you go, Han, I'm like, oh, you know what
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: I mean.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: What I don't like is the word hubby. Why I
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: was angry?
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: Why? What's wrong with her?
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: I just don't like it. It's icky to me, and
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: that's just a personal preference. Like April, doesn't dare call
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: me that because I'm like, no, I'll leave you.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: We do.
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: The only pet names that we have for each other
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: is when April does something very frank, like I just
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: call a little Frankie.
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: Is a little frank that is that is not dropping
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: oxytocin at all? That?
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, because she knows.
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: She laughs, Like the other day she's like, would you
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: like a tea? I'm like, okay, Frankie, because Frankie loves tea.
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: Frank loves tea.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: Is or slow and steady. But baby, you're a big
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: You're big on baby I've known, says Laura.
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: If I call her my soulmate for sets right after
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: she loves that?
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: Really, mate?
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: Why you did it in the Mother's Day letter?
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he's doing absolutely you know that. Any other
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: then with the kids, I call the kids bubba, which
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: you know yours? Like what you saying that you're freak?
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah. The other day I've got to tell you and.
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: He was like a fucking loser.
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: The other day you were on the phone together and
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: you're like, hey, I've got you could I could tell
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: that the girls were getting more Auntie and Anty. You're like,
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: we're going to get the phone. I understand, but he
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: didn't hang up. I had to hang up after listening
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: in intently with eight real long round speaker as we.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: Laughed and laughed and laughed. Because Matt was like, it's
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: a popper.
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: I was like, I can't handle this and hang up
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: because I'm not baby talk guy either.
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: Actually, can I pull you up on something?
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: Did I?
• 24:30
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 24:31
  Speaker 4: Please?
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: Yes, I hear it.
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: You forget ash. You forget that as a dad to
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: a young boy and a young girl actually changes your
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: tone quite significantly. It does.
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: You said that, But I like, I only know this
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: because you pointed out so just so you know, I
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: wasn't unaware of this until you guys pointed it out.
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: It's so obvious and I love it.
• 24:57
  Speaker 5: So you've posted two videos this week of the name.
• 25:00
  Speaker 4: Could change their names.
• 25:02
  Speaker 5: The tone and demeanor of the way you talk to
• 25:05
  Speaker 5: each of your children, it's very different.
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: Let's have a little listen to how us talk to Oscar.
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: If we had to change your name to someone rang
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: me and said, hey, we have to change your name,
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: what name would you pick?
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: Well, that's just funny.
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: That's funny, how you go on, you gotta change your name.
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: You're going to be fame. And then they talked to Macy.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: If we had to change what would you want us
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: to change your name to.
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: It's under the table.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: Okay, you thought about it. We had to call it
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: Tracy all weekend too. By the way it happened, Hey,
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: flying come in, come and see your sister trait twicey.
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: So when I talk to my girls the same as
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: how you talk to Tracy.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: I just it's just the bubba. The bubba gets me
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: because we've brought it up before.
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: And then when you accidentally didn't hang up, I was like,
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: this is perfect.
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: I do not sound like that.
• 26:19
  Speaker 5: You do.
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: What do you call your kids?
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: I call them, I call them may, I call them,
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: I call MACI pudd because it's pudding.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: An Oscar, I'm like big fellas, like because of Bluie,
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: big Fellow is a good one around the house.
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: If if anytime I'm doing anything whatsoevercars like, here comes
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: big Feller.
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: Actually I started killing sorry, wow, I started killing k
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: I started calling my girls my daughters, bro.
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: And they like that. They love that. Oscar loves that.
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: I don't know bro doing it with Louie because they
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: pick it up a school.
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: Still copying me.
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: And then do you know what's the worst is when
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: you're trying to be a parent and they hit you
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: with the bro back and you're like, fucking damn it.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: You know. I'll be like, I'll be like, mate, can
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: you please pick up?
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: He's like all right, Bro, I'm like, damn, I fucking
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: created a monster?
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: Does LOUI like it?
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: If I say bro?
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: I love it?
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: What about brat oscar bro? He hates when I call
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: him Lad? I'm like, coming here, Lad. He's not not
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: a lad brah like anywhere. But no pet names for
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: these kids.
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: Don't know how good they've got it, bloody hell forever,
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: trying to forever, trying to give them like.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: Keeping them happy, keep the dialogue, keeper mixing it.
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: Up, keeping them alive, keeping them happy and making it fun.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: All the time.
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: In the mornings, I'm like, what can I call Marley?
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: What hasn't she.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: Well that's what I used to get dickhead, something like that.
• 27:54
  Speaker 5: Well, we called Lily Lily boo boo for a while there,
• 27:56
  Speaker 5: but she has caushed that.
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Macy was me move. My friend's dad used to
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: call me shit for brains. That was my nickname.
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: That's beautiful.
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: And then when he passed away, sadly, he passed away
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: from cancer and I had to speak at his funeral.
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: You speak at a lot of funeral I'm.
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: Good at it.
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: My opening line was didn't know what mach no, but
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: I'm here, I'll talk. My opening line was Pat used
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: to call me shit for brains, and everyone knew immediately
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: just the sort of sense of humor he had.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: That's just so. I quite like being called ship for brains.
• 28:30
  Speaker 4: So okay, as long as it wasn't scarring, No, it's
• 28:32
  Speaker 4: not going but.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, no, I don't. I'm trying to think. April
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: and I've been together for what fifteen years? Sixteen years?
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: Come on, sixteen years? I think. I don't think we've
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: ever had a pet name like a like one that's
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: stuck that.
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: Other than babe, and I would say babe is and
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: probably baby for you guys is in passing, you know,
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: you would just say.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: It like it just rolls off with what do you
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: call it in the bedroom, mummy the moment chase?
• 29:01
  Speaker 5: Actually, can I just say though? If Dan doesn't call
• 29:04
  Speaker 5: me babe and he calls me vic or Victoria.
• 29:07
  Speaker 4: That is more jarring for me.
• 29:10
  Speaker 5: Than if he's like, hey, babe, because if he's saying Victoria,
• 29:14
  Speaker 5: it's like am either not paying attention or I'm in trouble.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I like it.
• 29:18
  Speaker 4: It has a reverse effect as well.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: She uses my full names.
• 29:22
  Speaker 4: Distressful moment on the back of that.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: If you could pick a pet name that you would
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: like to be called, what would it be? Just quickly?
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: Nothing too complex?
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: Hunky booboo like it schnooks.
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: I was husband m husband face for a while on
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: their phone. Otherwise otherwise I like muffin nothing I want to.
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: Give you.
• 29:44
  Speaker 4: Would be I don't know what from Bluey.
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: Anyway, Actually, Dan's in my phone is Dan the Man.
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: He's in my phone as Dan the Man too. That
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: was kind of his Dan's Dan Vick's man.
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: Speaking of pet names, you went away without any kids,
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: I guarantee you the pet names were flowing all weekend.
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: What segue?
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: That's it? I'm off, my parking's out, going to.
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: Go very good. Yeah. I think I think everyone has
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: heard enough about the fact that I was away with
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: no kids on the weekend. Even when I dropped off
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: the kids at gymnastics. Someone was like, how's your weekend?
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: How's your kid free weekend? I was like, how do
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: you know? He's like, you fucking want stop talking about it.
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: We'll go ahead and tell us again.
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: So I had no kids on the weekend. We left
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: on Friday. We went down south to the other dollar
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: house and the manner and thank you. But it was
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: a bit of a stressful morning because we wanted to
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: drop the kids off, get straight down there, you know,
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: wanted to maximize every second that we had school drop
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: off and continue and then we'll like Laura was like,
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: I'm going to just finish packing, so you just drop
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: them off. The school's like splitting distance down the road.
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: I'll knit back home, pick up Laura.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: We'll go.
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: We'll get out of there. But it was a bit
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: of a tricky morning. Everything was a bit slow, the
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: bags weren't packed, trying to get the kids out of
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: the door. Also, we stupidly signed the kids up for
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: Spanish lessons at school. They do Spanish in the morning.
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: What what because there's no language at school. And then
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: there's a couple of parents who advocated for Spanish. It's
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: like a couple of a few Spanish parents, and then
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: they were like, we need X amount of kids to
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: sign up to do it on the Friday morning before
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: school starts, and.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: So I was like, you know what, fucking man of
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: the people didn't even do it for him.
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: Well then and the kids were like, kids were like yeah,
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: We're like, they're down for that Spanish and then un
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: nanny Spanish Spanish. So I was like, should we speak
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: in Spanish? And then when the kids are old enough
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: and they're fluent in Spanish, they were like, Dad, thank.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: You, yes, thank you. It'd be funny.
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: It was like they do all this Spanish and then
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: the nanny's like, but don't speak Portuguese.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: I'm French. Wow, Okay, are they enjoying it?
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: Before we go anything, Well, we always forget because it's
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: because that's you meant to get to school at eight
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: o'clock and it's always like eight fifteen, and I'm like
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: just feeling like I'm freaking. I'm like, get the fucking car,
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: and the kids like what is it. I'm like, it's Spanish. Oh,
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: I'm always like, for fox sake, So we've got about Spanish.
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: Trying to get the kids out the door. The kids
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: were in the car they had this slothy toy which
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: she's got like long arms on legs, and they kept
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: like Lola was like whipping it into me. So I
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: was like whipping me as I'm trying to drive the
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: kids to school.
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: That's a hazard and that's dangerous.
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: Very degous. And I was like hey, multiple times, I
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: was like, just can you stop doing that? Please? And
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: I try and grab it and she'd like hide it,
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: and I was like, Lola, do not know more? Like
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: that's enough is enough? Did it again? And I fucking
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: hate that I did this, but I grabbed it and
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: I said, if you do that one more fucking time,
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: I'm going to throw this out the window. I mean,
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: I just I honestly, I really like I hate when
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: I get so angry that I lose my call. You know,
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: you get to a point you like blurt out in
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: frustration something and the kids like they obviously don't enjoy
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: it at all.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: And just ignore me. Damn it. It's the best.
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: Actually, Lola was kind of like, shut up, you loser.
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I was just like, chill up.
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: And I pulled over and I was like, I just
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: I was the disrespect. I was like, how many times
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: do I need to fucking ask like.
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: One more time than you did, like seriously every time.
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: It's so annoying. And I was like, so annoyed at them,
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: and then Lola's got a bit of attitude, Marley's a
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: bit upset. We're late for Spanish now we've just missed
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: the whole class. And so the last moment of us
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: together for that weekend was me getting pissed off. And
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: then I was like walking them into school being like
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: I love you guys.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're probably talking shit behind your back in Spanish.
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: But I drove back.
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: Home and I was like, like, it sucks.
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: It sucks. I was because also I kind of said
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: to the girls that hey, we're going on way, but
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: I don't know if they how much did they really
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: take in?
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: Not a lot obviously, Yeah it's like I know what
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: you mean.
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: But it's like they're probably walking to school and completely
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: forgotten that interaction and.
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: By the afternoon it's long gone. But I had to.
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: I was like, I'm really sorry. I shouldn't I shouldn't
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: have sworn just then. I shouldn't have gotten angry. I
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: was liked, but you kept whipping me.
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, at some point, you're leting us stick up for yourself.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: At what point are you just like getting whipped by
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: your employer?
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: Pretty much, it's like your kids are just like and
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: you can't say anything back and Laura, I'll throw things
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: out the wind.
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: I'll do it, and I've done it.
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: Laura was like, how is the drop off?
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: And I was like, I got angry and she was.
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: Like, why it's the drop off for the weekend. You're
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: not gonna see them again until Sunday night.
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: Weren't there? Yeah?
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: I was like, I was getting whipped.
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: I don't have a problem with it.
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: They were whipping me, Laura.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: What am I meant to do?
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: And it's just heart Yeah, I know what you mean
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: by leaving it on this hour. No, but like they're
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: forgetting and also.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: Don't whip me and we won't be here.
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: So annoying. It's so annoying. And then the fucking dry
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: having down dollar dollar. I was just like the guilt
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: the whole time.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: I was like, is that why you called me for
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: a per cup? Did I call you? You called me
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: for a per cup? Yeah?
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: I think it was. That was a butt dial?
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: Was it here going on? Baby baby?
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: But it was it was lovely Laura and I we've
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: been together for a long time. We've had Marley for
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: my seven years.
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: Now. I'll tell you what a long time is. Yeah,
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: is your first time? Is your first trip or like
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: in like general without them.
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: Years since, we've had two nights on taste. It's pretty good.
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: It was fucking so good.
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: Can't tell you what's easier with no kids? No kids,
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: everything everything is easy. We got there, We unpacked the
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: car in like two seconds. We like sat down, like
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: just enjoyed each.
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: Other's company and you like each other again by the
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: end of it. Can I give you an analogy? Yeah?
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: Okay. I feel like kids are on this.
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: Plane, which is the family, right, Okay?
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: Okay, you with me?
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: Is this a nine to eleven joke? No?
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: Okay, carry on love, that's where your mine goes.
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: That was twenty years ago, guys.
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: I think kids are on this plane, right, which is
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: being piloted by mom and dad. Okay, And the relationship
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: is the engine that keeps this plane flying.
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: You lost me, but yeah, you go, and it's so easy.
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: I think with the relationship with kids that so much
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: of the communication between you and your partner is literally
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: just around family logistics. Like Laura and I We obviously
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: have we have little moments, but so much of our
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: chat together is like, who's picking up the kids and
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: you're getting them from gymnastics? What are we having for dinner?
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: We've got a birthday party on the weekend. You've got
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: to get a present. Also, we need to get the
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: car service. The insurance is d It's just the logistics
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: of family life is ninety percent of what we.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: Talk about is adminchat. That's it. That's it, and that's
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: essentially a round table meeting, right, And.
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: Yes it's important, but if that is all your relationship
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: is based on, it's not a super healthy relationship for
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: me anyway. For me and Laura. You like coworkers exactly,
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: and so to have time away where you don't have
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: to talk about all the admin's side and it's just
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: about the two of you, We get to enjoy each
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: other's company.
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: Ah, so much better.
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: The wind in our sails a boat.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: It's a slippery it's a slippery slope. Because then you're like,
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: let's go away without these kids again.
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: I was like, let's never take the kids anyway.
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: Have you seen the movie This is forty?
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: They go away on a date like stay one night, away,
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: and they before going away, it's just chaotic. They're fighting,
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: they're at each other, they hate each other essentially. Then
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: they go away for this one night and they obviously
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: there's nothing with no admin there. They're just enjoying each
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: other's company and they're loving each other. And they pull
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: in the driveway and the door opens and the kids
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: are like one of them's like got a shaved head
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: or something like that. Fuck, and it just starts again.
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: Laura was like, when should we call the kids? And
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: I was like, also, we didn't tell the kids we
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: were going to Alla Dalla because they would have wanted
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: to come. We said we're going to the city. So
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: we were like, if we call them, we need to
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: be like in the car, so I don't know where
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: we are. Yeah, but I was like, okay, what we'll
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: call the kids. Okay on Saturday afternoon, I was like,
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: we'll get the kids are call.
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: I'll just like take a green screen with you, the news,
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: there's a harbor bridge behind you.
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: And shout out to our nanny because she had all
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: the three kids and she's unbelievably good. But Buster had
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: shut in the house. He's getting worse, getting worse, Poppy
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: was sick, so she would called us and she'd just
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: been vomited all over all over the carpet in her
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: room and we were like, oh, and also Raspberry the cat.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: I forgot about that cat.
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: We have a cat as well. She pissed and Lola's
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: bed a cat pissed sting, never done that. She was like,
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: has the cat? Does she pissing Lola's bed? We're like what.
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: She's like, yeah, because I went into Lola's room and
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: she's just pissed all through her blanket. So our poor
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: nanny's just like up against it. And we're like, oh,
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: do you want us to come home early? And she's
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: like no, no, no, I've got it. We're like, thank god.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: So she was none of there too.
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: Now were very sick. She she's got the sniffles as well.
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: It's going around.
• 39:10
  Speaker 5: Nothing brings you back to reality faster than a sick
• 39:14
  Speaker 5: kid or a pet.
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: That's don't ask me, asked the nanny.
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just like shaken. We came home.
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: She was like here, getting the hell out of here.
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: But but let me just tell you, it's the first
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: time I've had pre dinner sex in a very long time.
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: Pre dinner sex. Yeah, it's up there. That's great.
• 39:37
  Speaker 4: It's nothing like it's better than post because post.
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: You're tired and full, you're just bumping bellies, and in
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: this post, yeah, sex is like running, right, No one
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: wants to run on a full tummy. Yeah. And when
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: I've had that apple grumble.
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: Well, sex is like araplines, the engine room is room.
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: I had. The plane analogy made a lot of sense.
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: Honestly, I think you just left the plane analogy.
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: Like I said it to Laura and she was like,
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: that's really clever, and I was like, she's trying to sabotage.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: Hey, baby, that's really good. Thanks Papa.
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: So that was the weekend and I think you're good.
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: Weather too, will be a great weather. And it's one
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: of those things where you're like, why do we wait
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: so long for this?
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: April and I doing it every two days? Like we're
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: like not sex, what what? No? Like we're like looking
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: at holidays.
• 40:32
  Speaker 4: With no kids I am in need of that's so bad.
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: Sorry, So let's petition to get Vica free holiday.
• 40:43
  Speaker 5: Kids.
• 40:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah that's the problem.
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: Okay, Well you guys take oh no, no way, I'll
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: pay for the holiday.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: Actually I'm not taking it. I'll pay for the holiday.
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: You have the Lily. Lily Lily is Vic's daughter who
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: we try to win over the other day. I think
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: I won with a Scotch finger.
• 41:03
  Speaker 5: I think I got her fierce competition, because Lily is
• 41:06
  Speaker 5: hard to impress and these two were competing for her love.
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: I look over and ashes feeding her.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: She went in real heart.
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: I kept my distance, trying to, you know, keep it keen.
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: And then when she was alone this sounds terrible, and
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: she was sitting there nicely. I saw a biscuit in
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: the at Channel nine and I was like, you know,
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: who'd love this? And I looked at Lily and I
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: was like pointed like and she was like from that point.
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: She was like I was trying to be a fucking
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: kangarrill and she was like, fucking shut up.
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: And then I got her a bag of popcorn, just
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: played these strings.
• 41:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it is definitely the way to her heart.
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: Speaking about being away, the other week, we went to
• 41:48
  Speaker 3: the State of Origin and I stayed at my grandmother's
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: house because she lives not far from there and I
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: don't get to see her very often.
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: Again. Olive, that's right, Yeah, I got a name, Olive Oil. Tattoo.
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: So I went stay out there for one night, one
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: night only, which was absolutely painful because my dad was
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: out there too.
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: And what was the first question that he asked?
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, okay.
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: Both my dad and my Nan have severe undiagnosed ADHD.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: It's unbelievable that anything gets done full far from the tree.
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: If you spend some time with these two people, you
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: know exactly where this came from, You'll be like, oh, okay,
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: all right, you.
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: And your dad are identical thrown nan in Oh God,
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: and she's wor and she's also so ninety in January.
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: That's incredible.
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: But she's also such a manipulator.
• 42:38
  Speaker 3: She's so quick witted, like she'll purposely mispronounce things so
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: that you'll pick up on it, especially I'll pick up
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: like she used to say digital instead of digital, but
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: then I picked up or Dad picked up on it once,
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: so she then she'll just toss it in there. Or
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: she'll be like she can she can pronounce things like pollymyalja,
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: which is some disease she's got on her fingers, but
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: she can't pronounce like uber. She calls it the uber
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: or the the COVID was the carver anyway that she's
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: a silly she is very funny, olive, She's very funny. Anyway,
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: So I walk in and the first thing not even
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: a hello, it's a.
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: Can you freeze salmon? And I was like, what.
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: This is your dad? Asking?
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: That was dad? And then Nan was like, of course
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: you can. Yeah.
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: I was like, I don't know, that's I guess, so like, what, like,
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: hello do you guys do? And then they just went
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: on about a salmon rant for the next half hour.
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: But anyway, that's not the story. The story is I
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: stayed out one night. It was a Wednesday night, Thursday night.
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: I'm back at home. I'm sitting in the loundroom. We
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: have two bathrooms. We have the on suite okay, and
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: we have the spare bathroom, which is mainly what the
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: kids used to shower. You've got three houses. How many
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: bathrooms you got all together?
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: On a second? Well, well, I have two, I own
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: two bathrooms. How many bathrooms you own?
• 43:52
  Speaker 5: That?
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: Three? Three bathrooms in one house. Let's not get okay,
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: let's not get down. It's got like ten bathrooms.
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: Which one which master barth Anyway, I was in the
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: lounder room and I could hear the shower going, and
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: my kids shower.
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: You could still bath or you're converting still bathing, still bathing.
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so mine shower and it's like, okay, Oscar in
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: the shower, Oscar out, Mason in the shower, Oscar and
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: there's an adult in there at all times.
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: Okay, they don't shower together, no, nah nah.
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: Sometimes I fuck around too much. I turn around for
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: a second and then half the bath is on the
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: floor and I'm like, fucking our guys again. Hate throwing
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: in front of the kids, Like fuck yeah guys.
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: Anyway, So I well, the only time they shower together
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: is when we do like a movie night. We don't
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: tell the kids.
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: They go and shower while set up the movie night,
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: and they come out in this popcorn and stuff like that. Anyway,
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: ash in the popcorn. There's all April's idea. I'm just
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: a mule, Okay. I just get told what to do
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: pretty much.
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: Just quickly. How does this relate to all of your
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: grandma what this story? It's not.
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: It doesn't, But I'm just saying.
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: Tell me that I get bogged down in the detail.
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: I missed, okay, okay, I missed a vital part of
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: information because I was at NaN's house.
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: That's how it relates. Okay, Okay, So anyway, I'm sitting
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: there in the lounge room.
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: I hear the shower going and I think, okay, well,
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: April's probably in there with one of the kids.
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: And then I see Macy run out of our bedroom
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: and I was like, your bedroom.
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she's just in there in a jarmy she's already
• 45:22
  Speaker 3: must have already showered orr And April comes out after it,
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: chasing him with a hair brush because she doesn't like
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: to get a hair brushed.
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, okay, yeah, no one was kind of
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: didn't think anything of it. And then I was like,
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: who's in the shower? And then then the shower goes off,
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: turns itself off. I was like, what the fuck? Anyway,
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: Oscar walks out, I'll make showering himself. And now on
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: he walks out, he's like drying his hair, like he
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: fucking pays the bills. And I was like, what are
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: you doing? And Apel's like, yeah, he just decided that
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: he wants to shower himself from now on.
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: I was like, what the fuck, mister independent, I.
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: Missed the memo on that one and he's walking out
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: and like he's just like here going it was to
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: lot to his bedroom to get changed, hangs his towel
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: over the chair.
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: I was like, am I not needed here anymore?
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: It is weird when the kids all of a sudden,
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: Like Miley this morning, she was just like breakfast. She's like,
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: I got this, and I was like, but this is
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: my job, that's what I do.
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: Don't take this from me.
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: He has a still I've got and she's like now,
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: even when it came to making a lunch, she's like, ah,
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: I'll do it. I was like, you can't.
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: You can't cut a fucking apple gets out of the
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: chef's night.
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I got it. It's weird. Other kids just like,
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: all of a sudden, they just want to be independent.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: Just grow up. I was like, do I have a
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: roommate now? Like that's what it felt like.
• 46:28
  Speaker 6: He came out of the shower and he was like
• 46:30
  Speaker 6: one towel around his waist, the other one is drying
• 46:32
  Speaker 6: his hair on his phone. He's like, he's like, hey, girl,
• 46:36
  Speaker 6: fucking carried on into his bedroom and I was like, fox,
• 46:39
  Speaker 6: going here, how did you.
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: Turn the tap off? I was gone for one night.
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: I know you've grown up. Maybe one more night he'll
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: move out.
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: April like, yeah, he's a night shift. Now, you got
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: a job, didn't you know that?
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: I know?
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: And then I was like the other night.
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: Afterwards, I was like, all right, it's time to shower,
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: and I was like, who's in first.
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: And she was like, well, I do believe it's Mazy's
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: hard because I went in the other night first. I
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: was like, yeah, I.
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: Remember, you went in on your own, that's right. And
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: then he was like, yeah, I shower myself now. I'm like, okay,
• 47:06
  Speaker 3: but I'm waiting. I'm waiting for him to accidentally turn
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: the cold off and I'll hear the squeal of the
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: hot water burning that poor boy's skin.
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: I was like, make sure you turn the hot water
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: off first, dad, and he's like, I got this, bro,
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: I pay the bills.
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: You know what's going to happen. Next he'll be showering you.
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: That's that's I need a lot of soap.
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: That's the next step on the circle of life.
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: You're changing my nappy.
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, sucker, yeah, I'm going to be when that day comes,
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna be shit shitting right now, I'm pooping.
• 47:39
  Speaker 4: Then I'm ship, we want to keep these life on cutlessness.
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, can I ask how does.
• 47:49
  Speaker 4: It make you feel now that you're not needed? Like
• 47:51
  Speaker 4: does it feel like he's growing up?
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: I think it's that deep. It was more like, yeah,
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: I was like, you can cry, you wish.
• 48:00
  Speaker 4: I feel like it's like little tiny.
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: Micro jumps detachments.
• 48:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, micro's attachment.
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: He still needs me. It'd be nothing without me. That's
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: what I like to believe. He's only five, he's seven.
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: I know, I was joking. He's seven next week? What
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: about that smiley is a week after?
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: Just to remind you, I'm looking still looking for that
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: venue higher because fucking everything's a bloody triple the price.
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: In Eastern Sydney. We were trying to be good parents recently.
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: You and Laura your great parents. Don't be ridiculous, no
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: more so.
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: One thing that we don't really do a lot of
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: is like disciplining the kid. The kids will like talk
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: to us with a lot of attitude and we're like,
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: we don't.
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's not I won't.
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: With that the consequences, there's not really a lot there.
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: When a kid talks to me wrong, I'm like, yes.
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: So the kids are being a bit cheeky, and we
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: were like, and it was a night where we pre
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: planned a trip to the RSL, which they love. It's
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: like their favorite on a Thursday night, Icebergs North one RSEL.
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: Oh it's closer, let's at the endo of playground. They
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: love it?
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: Is it real? Echo?
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: We No, it's great, it's great. And also they love
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: it's the only RSLT that I've been to. At six o'clock,
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: they do the last post and everyone has to stand up.
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: Do they really? Yeah? Like the kids are so confused.
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: They love, they love it.
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: They're like the first time, Oh yeah, like what does
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: everyone even? I was like, what's happening? I know they're
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: like face the west, like the west? Which way is it?
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: I mean doors? There's no windows in these places.
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: But also some of the kids when like when they laughing,
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: you're like, you gotta respect the ans as of someone's
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: feature on the poke off. But the kids are being
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: really naughty and we're like, you know, that's it. You're
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: staying home, Maley, You're not going to be the rs
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: L I love. And I was like, we've got it.
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: We've got to teach her a lesson and as Jen
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: Muir the Oracle always say the tantrum is just a
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: lesson being taught. Okay, We're like, we're not going to cave. Also,
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: once people like put it out though, that she's not going,
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: he can scream all you like, doesn't matter decisions being made.
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: It's final. We're not going back on it. End of
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: And then Laura and I were like, oh fuck, who's
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: got to go to the RSL. And I was like
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: I don't really want to go if you're not going.
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: But then Laura was like, you go, you go, you
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: take Lola, and I was like.
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: She definitely never wanted to go in the first place.
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: And Lola was like, I want mum. And Laura was like,
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: I'm going to stay home with Marlay because I did
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: the discipline with Miley, so I don't want you to
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: then be fun times dad with her at home. So
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: I'm going to stay at home. And so Lala was
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: like like, I'm gonna go with this guy.
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: What about Poppy?
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: No, she stayed at home with Laura.
• 50:35
  Speaker 4: I thought Lola was all about you now she was.
• 50:37
  Speaker 3: She was like I was, I was trying it.
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: I was like, Lola, it's date night. You were me
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: on a date and she was like, oh yeah, so
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: it was really cute, like we're like, took a couple
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: of photos together. She was dressed up, real nice, having
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: a great time, and I was like, you know what,
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: this is what it's all about, someone on one time.
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: This is really important stuff. And then she turned on me.
• 50:58
  Speaker 4: I always do it.
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: She went into the I always say, don't ruin it,
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: and they're like, you watch me fucking ruin It was
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: going like it was like imagine a first day where
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: everything is just going perfect.
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: You never's having a good time.
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: Would you give her a rose one?
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: But then they have a TV now.
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: And the.
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: That wasn't the Bachelor for those one's the most eligible
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: bachelor in Australia.
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: Take it outs on YouTube.
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: It's not.
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: Actually the crying bit is thanks to me.
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: But she was like, I want one more episode of
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: Blue because Blue was playing in the play area and
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: I was like, okay, one more episode. See the episode
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: of Blue finished, and I was like, cool, let's get
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: out of here. It's time to go, and she was like, fuck,
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: there's I'm legging it runs into the playground. I was like,
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: there's a couple of parents there as well.
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: You know when you're that parent.
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: You're like, you come down right now, and I'm like
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: vocal in the playground and then Laola's like, fuck you
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: a loser, and I was like, you gotta come down
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: this second. And then like it's this Mexican standoff where
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: she wasn't budging and the parents were like and I'd
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: like smile with It's like.
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: Oh, did you just climb in there?
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: I tried it. She was escaping me.
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: I can't get in there. It's so hard. I'm not
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: okay a couple of things.
• 52:08
  Speaker 3: I'm not that flexible, and I honestly maybe twenty kilos
• 52:12
  Speaker 3: less I could get in there.
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: What sucks is when you try and punish your kids,
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: try and teach them some consequences, but then you, as
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: the parent, end up suffering the most.
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: It's a thankless job, Matt.
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: That's what really hard. Yeah, realistically, it's a thankless job.
• 52:27
  Speaker 3: And you shouldn't yell your kids in public unless you
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: absolutely have to thank you.
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: I needed to hear that no. So in the end,
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: I had in my arsenal of tricks to try and
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: get my child to listen to me. I only had
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: one option left, abandonment. I was like, well, I'll have
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: to live life without her.
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: It only really works if they've got a fear of ambannonment,
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: like Oscar.
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: I don't think Lola does. But I was like, I
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: had no other option, and I was like, well, got
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: my keys out, like dangled the keys and I was like,
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: I'm just gonna leave.
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: You did the key dangle?
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: Have a good afternoon, see you, Loola. I'm heading home
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: and I just turned my back and I was.
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: Like, did she come quick or did she creep? Well?
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: I was slowly walking out. I think the parents also
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: in the playground were like, hell, that's kind.
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: Of the people like, oh, I know this move.
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: I've seen this move before. It's Sefa pans out for him.
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: You've got commentators in the corner.
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: And then I look at my shoulder. He's really going
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: for it in the top corner where she once was.
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: She's alonger there, and I was like, where the fuck
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: is she gone?
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: It's an all or nothing move.
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: That one that didn't work.
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: It's embarrassing to come back from.
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: I'd have to call Laura. I'd be like, can you
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: come get it? Because I can't.
• 53:36
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to think like I've done it to Macy
• 53:38
  Speaker 3: where it's like I've had to be like, oh, the
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: other days you wouldn't come like she was.
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: I had to pretty much be like, I agree with
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: a marshmallow after So at the end of that was
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: she got rewarded.
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: I know you don't have a marshmallow.
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, show me, show me it's in the car. No
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: it's not.
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: So she followed me and I was like, I've finally
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: done it. And then in the car ride home she
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: was like, you're the worst dad ever. I hate you.
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: And I was like, you're a bad kid.
• 54:10
  Speaker 3: Feeling mutual, you really should yeah, glasshouses, Laura, Glasshouses.
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: And then I came home and then Marley and Laura
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: were having a great time as well. So I came
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: home with Laula being like I hate you, and I
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: was like, yeah, well that sucked. No one had fun.
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: Then Laura and Marley like dancing in the living room,
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: and I was like, of.
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: Course you guys are having fun. Yeah, you got sent
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: down because you're a fun time dad. And then do
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: you think Marley learned a lesson? Though? I don't know.
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: I don't think they do. I feel like we're dishing
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: out a lot of lessons.
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: They're not learning tried to punish the child. I'm the
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: one who got punished, and then you're the one who.
• 54:47
  Speaker 3: Thinks about it and they sleep comfortably at night and
• 54:50
  Speaker 3: you're like, was not too hard and you're in your
• 54:53
  Speaker 3: own head about it.
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: Am I am? I doing a good job.
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: You're doing the best you can.
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: I don't know is anyone I enjoying this? I don't
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: think so.
• 55:01
  Speaker 5: No.
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: So except for when they're like, I'm not coming down,
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: they're enjoying it. They're going I'm not coming that's them
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: clearly enjoying it. Mattle. This segment is all about smart parenting. Okay,
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: so people are sending in what they do.
• 55:17
  Speaker 2: I was like, don't look at me.
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: What they do as a smart parent, and it's thanks
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: to Audi good different. This one's from Kate Matt.
• 55:25
  Speaker 3: When my kids don't want a bath slash shower, I
• 55:28
  Speaker 3: use shaving cream on the shower glass.
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: They draw everywhere with no complaints and the glass is
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: sparkling clean.
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: Poor dads, Where the fuck's my shaving cream?
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: He's like, I wouldn't usually have a bed like this,
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: but there's no shaving green.
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: Shaving cream is not cheap.
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: No we got do you know?
• 55:47
  Speaker 5: Is it?
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: Vic do you use it? I don't just use the
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: Do you know what we got the other.
• 55:53
  Speaker 3: Day I accidentally got delivered someone else's shopping and it
• 55:57
  Speaker 3: was shampoo. Anyway, the kids frothen it was a kid's shampoo.
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: They're like, we want to use it. I want to
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: use it.
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: So they're in the normally bathed.
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: Was just they've just got some soap. Just cold water,
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: cold water run? What even it was a really foamy
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: is this daddy? Usually? What is this clean?
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: Hands off the tampoo?
• 56:23
  Speaker 3: It was like it would foam up. They were intrigued
• 56:25
  Speaker 3: until they got in their eye and then that was
• 56:27
  Speaker 3: the end of that.
• 56:28
  Speaker 2: But anyway, apparently the crayons, the crayons which people have
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: recommended previously, gets in the ground.
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: That cheap grout. Yeah, just concrete your whole house.
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: Don't want to make people panic if they have gone
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: out already after the last episode. And I bought the
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: colored crayons for the bath tub, but just watched the ground.
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: Be careful of the ground.
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: We really bumste people on that one. So who's the
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: paper's ground now?
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: I think they'll come out and say shaving cream causes
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: cancer and kids and don't listen to anything. We say
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: what we got next from McGan McGan my again. Okay,
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: you're gonna be a bit shocked when I read this
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: first part, but just bear with me. She says, ice
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: blocks for breakfast.
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: You're gonna need to elaborate because that seems like a treat.
• 57:15
  Speaker 2: Seems crazy, right, crazysy? Well, let me continue. I freeze
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: smoothies into ice block molds. My toddler then thinks he's
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: having ice cream for breakfast, and I know he's full
• 57:28
  Speaker 2: of nutrients.
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: That's good gear. Do you reckon? I could do that
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: for like special treat after dinner. It's like, hey, you
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: eat or your dinner, you get this ice cream? Do
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: you do special treats after Oh?
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I give them full of chocolate. Really they get
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: like a couple little gummy lollies or me too?
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: What do you mean a couple little starving your kids?
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: Vic, You're like, I'll give them half a strawberry?
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: Please?
• 57:50
  Speaker 3: Can I have some more?
• 57:51
  Speaker 4: You're wondering why it's hard to get them to bed?
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: Ye, that's true. Yeah, she's schooled.
• 57:57
  Speaker 5: We once recently gave Louis a tea spoonful of chocolate
• 58:01
  Speaker 5: sauce after he had his antibiotics. We go back.
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: He's a tea spood of dust that was so thrilled.
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: Here's a treat of metal mus.
• 58:10
  Speaker 4: He was bouncing off the walls.
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: Sugar before you deprived the poor child. How dare you judge, Matt.
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: You're doing the best you can. Man.
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: I give them a two lid I bottle of coke
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: and that, yeah, a.
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: Piece of stale bread in the cupboard, you're gonna have that.
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: Vic did say on another episode, I give them some
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: frozen fruit.
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: I was like, uh, you're one of those.
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: They're gonna come back from their friends.
• 58:35
  Speaker 3: And house like, guess what Timmy's mom has, And like,
• 58:38
  Speaker 3: I bet it's not frozen fruit like a bragg And it's.
• 58:41
  Speaker 4: Because you haven't seen my kids on sugar.
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: Well, that whose faults That.
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: He's genius. And if I could do it for dinner,
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: my kids actually et breakfast pretty well, it's dinner. That
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: if I could blend up spaghetti bionnaise and give it
• 58:55
  Speaker 2: to them as an ice block, but I don't.
• 58:57
  Speaker 3: Think I'm going to try it as for special tree
• 59:00
  Speaker 3: because I'm sick of the meeting of my ice cream
• 59:02
  Speaker 3: and that's my ice cream and Daddy doesn't drink anymore,
• 59:04
  Speaker 3: so daddy needs his ice cream.
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: This one's from Damp did I damp?
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: Here you go.
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: Put damn put the kettle on. It's got such like
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: an at home with Deb vibe, doesn't it where I
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: guess he went a money kettle on These poor dods.
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: They were like, oh my god, I think this is
• 59:25
  Speaker 2: the episode where my my hack gets right out.
• 59:29
  Speaker 3: Oh you ever going deb when my toddler grandson's food
• 59:33
  Speaker 3: is too hot?
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: Good Mone, Damn, I use my.
• 59:36
  Speaker 3: Handheld trades blower, Buddy, Damn's gonna trading blower in one.
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: Hand, kettle in the other.
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: Oh the fucking is jab with the fucking nikita.
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: Blowa, Way, I got it? You got.
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: Okay, Rebecca, what do we got?
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: Okay?
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: My kids are a little bit older, nine and thirteen.
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: Oh wait to brag, Rebecca, hear me out. When the
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  Speaker 2: kids have odd oh god, okay o d on screen
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  Speaker 2: time and they are fighting, I flip their safety switch.
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  Speaker 2: Then it's mum, the powers out. Mom, the internet isn't working,
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  Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh, I don't know. It is literally
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  Speaker 2: a circuit breaker.
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  Speaker 1: It's genius. It's turns the power off.
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  Speaker 3: I reckon there's one PowerPoint in our house that if
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  Speaker 3: I turned both switches on, it trips it anyway. So
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  Speaker 3: I'm just like, as soon as the kids give me
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  Speaker 3: the ships, I just hit that and does the same thing.
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  Speaker 3: So I think it's good gear.
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  Speaker 2: That's great. Year, it's great. Get vick every one.
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  Speaker 4: That one. No, I don't even know where the switch is.
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  Speaker 2: Unbelievable, classic, classic weaponize and confidence. Does d classy bloody
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  Speaker 2: does he built the thing?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we've just moved so I haven't figured that out yet.
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  Speaker 3: We've have You got the parent timers on, like on
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  Speaker 3: the screens screen not yet like a screen, like if
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  Speaker 3: your kids watching a screen, it's like got a timer.
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  Speaker 2: I don't have screens while bro screen's just the just
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