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Clam Lipper | Son of a Boy Dad #325 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 3: a podcast Today. It is August eleventh to five. It's upfellas, How.
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  Speaker 5: Are we doing? But some corn on the cob?
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  Speaker 1: I just grilled some corn, so it's so fucking good.
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't a corn eater until like six weeks ago,
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  Speaker 1: and now I love it.
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  Speaker 5: Jersey is known for its corn. Jersey is the corn
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  Speaker 5: capital of America.
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  Speaker 3: I've been hammering corn myself.
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  Speaker 5: I wonder how Iowa feels about the fact that Jersey
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  Speaker 5: is better known for its corn.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know, but have you ever noticed that corn
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  Speaker 3: when you shit, it's just the full pieces of corn?
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  Speaker 5: Well that's because you're not chewing it enough, dude, I
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  Speaker 5: don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I'm chewing it pretty aggressively. Do you take a ship
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  Speaker 3: and it's like a corn on the cob just slipped
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  Speaker 3: out of your ass?
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  Speaker 5: I made a I made a corn salad.
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  Speaker 3: Peanut butter in between the cracks.
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  Speaker 1: What we're losing viewers fast as you describe your your
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  Speaker 1: reformed corn ship, your body.
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  Speaker 3: You don't think I'm alone here. There's more of us
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  Speaker 3: than you'd think.
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  Speaker 5: I went born on the off the cob, sliced, diced
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  Speaker 5: red onion. Some have beautiful cherry tomatoes. Some I think
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  Speaker 5: I went basil a little bit of red wine, vinegar,
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  Speaker 5: lemon juice and mix all that up. There's your corn,
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  Speaker 5: so you don't have to cook any of it.
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  Speaker 3: It's corn, salsa, corn salad, corn salad, thesh thelish.
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  Speaker 5: No cheese.
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  Speaker 3: You could do cheese.
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  Speaker 5: Some people do some feta, but I don't know. I
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  Speaker 5: don't want that. This is I don't like. I don't
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  Speaker 5: like cheese that much. I'm not a big cheese guy.
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  Speaker 5: Spider on my monitor.
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  Speaker 1: Live yep, Dad, Now you just killed it with your thumb.
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  Speaker 3: I killed it with my finger. I flicked it and
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  Speaker 3: it exploded on impact.
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  Speaker 1: There's no way you're that strong.
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  Speaker 5: I am.
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  Speaker 3: Francis. Did your car get broken into today? Sure did, pal,
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  Speaker 3: That's what I'm hearing.
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  Speaker 5: Not too far from where you live.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I don't have a car, so yeah, that's not
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  Speaker 3: what he said. But he he meant like, you know,
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  Speaker 3: watch out. Now.
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  Speaker 5: What did you hear that?
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  Speaker 3: I said, just like a you know, like keep your
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  Speaker 3: eye out, watch out, stay safe.
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  Speaker 5: Did you think that I said, my car looks exactly
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  Speaker 5: like your car.
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  Speaker 3: I thought you meant just like, you know, there's a
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  Speaker 3: guy on the loose that's just cracking glass.
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  Speaker 5: I think I meant there's crime nearby.
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  Speaker 3: There's a decent amount of crime in this area.
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  Speaker 5: I went into the least precinct for your neighborhood, sixth Precinct, Doc.
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  Speaker 5: Can I say the whitest thing I've ever said on
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  Speaker 5: the podcast?
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  Speaker 3: Great group of guys over there.
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  Speaker 5: I fucking love going into police precincts. I love it.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think i've ever been.
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  Speaker 5: It is awesome. You wander right in. It's like going
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  Speaker 5: into the Genius bar at Apple. Hello, Yes, I have
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  Speaker 5: a problem. Can you solve it? They're like, what seems
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  Speaker 5: to be the issue? Sir?
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  Speaker 1: You know it's great and you're always going in the
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  Speaker 1: front door too, right. It's different than when you have
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  Speaker 1: to go in through like the loading docks. That's a
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  Speaker 1: nasty way to go in.
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  Speaker 5: I'm pretty sure I could walk into the sixth Precinct
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  Speaker 5: of New York City with an AR fifteen around my
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  Speaker 5: shoulder and they'd be like, is your gun malfunctioning? What
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  Speaker 5: will be an issue?
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  Speaker 1: Rather hiring?
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  Speaker 5: They were great. They got you know, they got cop
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  Speaker 5: of the month on the wall. And then I'm talking
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  Speaker 5: to one person who was Cop of the month and
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  Speaker 5: I want to be like, hey, congrats on August.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I saw your name on the wall they had.
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  Speaker 5: They had all these police outfits, these uniforms from various
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  Speaker 5: police forces around the world, which was pretty cool.
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  Speaker 1: It's like a museum.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, wow.
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  Speaker 1: It's nice to have the respect of a cop. Just
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  Speaker 1: being able to sonder, buy and have a neighborly conversation.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like that's how it used to be, where
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  Speaker 1: just some guys swinging a nightstick and has a tall
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  Speaker 1: hat on, and now now it's it's way different. For
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  Speaker 1: a while, it was nasty, people are getting killed, and
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  Speaker 1: now it's just five 't three Indian folks with baggy
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  Speaker 1: clothes on.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. I mean I walked in immediately and I was like, look,
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  Speaker 5: I I just want you guys to know, don't I
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  Speaker 5: don't associate with Ellie Schnidt and her defund the police
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  Speaker 5: rhetoric whatsoever. Were up to me? If you guys in fact,
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  Speaker 5: I'll tip you right now, I'll fund you. I brought
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  Speaker 5: some I brought the last bit of cash that I
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  Speaker 5: had from my car. They left eight dollars.
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  Speaker 3: How much money was in there, I think like ten.
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  Speaker 5: Gie's seventy five, seventy five bucks, something north of that.
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  Speaker 5: It was one of the stacks of hundreds that I've
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  Speaker 5: won from ron dot com, whooping your ass and whatever
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  Speaker 5: various things we were doing.
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  Speaker 3: Rut, it's been a while. It's been a while since
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  Speaker 3: you've won, so I know that money was getting low.
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  Speaker 1: Did you follow a police report?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah? I did, Yeah, I did. It's fun. It's fun to.
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  Speaker 1: Catch the guy.
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  Speaker 5: No, they won't.
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  Speaker 3: They won't even try.
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  Speaker 5: I don't even want them to, dude, I don't want
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  Speaker 5: to bother them with this. I was apologetic. I was apologetic.
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  Speaker 5: I was like, I'm sorry. I know nothing can be done.
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  Speaker 5: I don't want to add more paperwork to your pile,
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  Speaker 5: but I'm doing this so that I can properly file
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  Speaker 5: my insurance claim. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I was gonna ask. If you have
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  Speaker 3: to do it.
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  Speaker 5: For insurance, I'm pretty sure you do.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know how makes sense.
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  Speaker 1: It's basically legal to break into cars.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and New York's not even like Top Day.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I think La, It's like every other car
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  Speaker 3: is just shattered.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's just people walk down the road. Just dude.
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  Speaker 5: They they left my entire set of golf clubs. These
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  Speaker 5: people had no idea how to appraise value at all.
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  Speaker 3: What did they take?
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  Speaker 5: They took seventy four dollars of ones. That's that's seven
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  Speaker 5: g's left eight dollars. They left my AirPods, they left
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  Speaker 5: my Oh they took my fucking house keys. Oh that
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  Speaker 5: I didn't find that out until I got home, because
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  Speaker 5: they were deep in the center console thing. Man. That
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  Speaker 5: really pissed me off. That really pissed me off. That's
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  Speaker 5: such a difficult I have so many keys.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, No, I mean I would be a little bit.
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  Speaker 3: I would be worried about that.
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  Speaker 5: Well, they're not gonna fucking I live nowhere near where
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  Speaker 5: I had parked my car, and I live in a
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  Speaker 5: doorman building, so you know. True, But if you got
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  Speaker 5: the key.
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  Speaker 1: It makes it seem it just makes it seem more
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  Speaker 1: like they weren't even trying to take your valuables. It
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  Speaker 1: was more like a targeted attack to inconvenience you. And
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  Speaker 1: I think it's sometimes like with murders, where it's like
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  Speaker 1: ninety percent of the time it's someone that you know.
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  Speaker 1: I think you need to start looking into like your
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  Speaker 1: rolodex of the people who you've wronged, crossed, have beef with.
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  Speaker 1: And I think that you the other guy on this
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  Speaker 1: call I think it has to be one of the suspects.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, you know, I sat down in the
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  Speaker 5: car and immediately realized they had adjusted the steering wheel
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  Speaker 5: height and my rear view mirrors to the wrong angle
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  Speaker 5: that I don't like.
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  Speaker 3: I think they were just trying to get from Like
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  Speaker 3: what if it was what if it was a cop
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  Speaker 3: You ever see that when the cops have to break
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  Speaker 3: into like a civilian car to keep to continue the chase.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I didn't have a daughter in there, and it
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  Speaker 5: wasn't hot, so no.
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  Speaker 3: No, I mean, like you see like when they get
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  Speaker 3: caught in traffic and then they just go up to
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  Speaker 3: someone and they throw them out of the car, and
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  Speaker 3: like this is like this is a cop car.
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  Speaker 1: Now, I think you're thinking of GTA. Yeah, yeah, you're
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  Speaker 1: taking a GTA.
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  Speaker 5: It's very g T A triangle.
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  Speaker 3: One button, that's the uh.
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  Speaker 5: I think that what happened was there was a guy
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  Speaker 5: I think. I hate to sound so obvious, but I'm
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  Speaker 5: pretty confident this was drug related because, first of all,
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  Speaker 5: the street I was parked on, I've seen lots of
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  Speaker 5: drug activity street. No I wasn't. I wasn't parked. You
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  Speaker 5: imagine I wouldn't be surprised at it will be an
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  Speaker 5: actual problem.
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  Speaker 1: We've seen drug activity on your street smoking.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, no it was, but there is needles. I've seen
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  Speaker 5: people injecting on this street. And what's that the face
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  Speaker 5: to park Row. So I think that what happened is
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  Speaker 5: that in the middle of the night they smashed the
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  Speaker 5: window in and then they leaned through the broken window
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  Speaker 5: and we're ripping around in the car to try to
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  Speaker 5: find stuff, and then someone came up behind them and
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  Speaker 5: was like hey, hi, yeah, and they just grabbed the
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  Speaker 5: cash and ran out. I don't think they had a
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  Speaker 5: ton of time to go through and be like, oh
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  Speaker 5: my god, key thirty five tight tailor made with a
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  Speaker 5: tour ad shaft. This can go for like nine hundred
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  Speaker 5: bucks on eBay. Really I should take that. Are these
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  Speaker 5: blades the seventies? The hybrid set was seven nineties towards
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  Speaker 5: the lower end of the bag.
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  Speaker 1: But they also could have been like, we're pinnacle men.
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  Speaker 3: They probably like the clubs and possibility.
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  Speaker 5: Mid size for me. I've got small hands. Sure, I
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  Speaker 5: can't play with these.
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  Speaker 1: I'm lefty. It's not gonna do anything for It's.
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  Speaker 3: Gonna cost way more than seventy five bucks to get
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  Speaker 3: these things regripped, and that's all the money I have
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  Speaker 3: as of right now.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, was there any chance that you were buy like
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  Speaker 1: a fire hydrant? Have you ever seen that when people
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  Speaker 1: parking fire hydrant and they have to come through smash
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  Speaker 1: the window to get the hose to the window.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. No, I was very careful not to park in
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  Speaker 5: front of a fire hydrant. I have too much respect
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  Speaker 5: for the FDNY guys.
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  Speaker 3: Which they absolutely do not have to do that.
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  Speaker 5: Through the front windows.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's like, well it would it would take away
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  Speaker 3: like three inches of the of the hose if you
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  Speaker 3: just went over the car.
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  Speaker 5: I like it. It's petty good.
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  Speaker 1: I've seen that. I've seen FDN Y like smashed three
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  Speaker 1: cars down the block and snake the fire goes through
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  Speaker 1: all of them, just to take up as much real
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  Speaker 1: estate as possible. Absolute scumbags over there at FDN.
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  Speaker 5: Why.
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  Speaker 1: No one hates FDN Why. But I also don't know
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  Speaker 1: if people love FDN Y the way they love NYPD
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  Speaker 1: and police in general. I mean, I'm down here at
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  Speaker 1: the shore and the amount of back the blue flags
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  Speaker 1: and bumper stickers that I see is insane. But there's
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  Speaker 1: no back the red. There's a like I know it exists,
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  Speaker 1: but there's no sentiment of that down here that people.
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  Speaker 1: I guess it's just a signifier of like I'm Republican
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  Speaker 1: or why do people wear like there's like kids, there's
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  Speaker 1: like eighteen year olds with back the Blue stickers on
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  Speaker 1: their on their jeep wranglers. It doesn't I think you get.
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  Speaker 3: Back to the blue. I think they get back to blue
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  Speaker 3: so that if they get pulled over. Hmmm, that's I know,
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  Speaker 3: that's a big thing. I mean, at least in Massachusetts,
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  Speaker 3: like it's like everyone has a back of the Blue
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  Speaker 3: like license plate.
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  Speaker 1: And then you just they used to have a cop
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  Speaker 1: they used to have those FOP stickers or medallions, the
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  Speaker 1: Friend of Policeman medallions. But then there was a documentary
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  Speaker 1: on it that was basically like that doesn't do anything.
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  Speaker 1: It's not a get out of jail free card. And uh,
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  Speaker 1: the company that's doing it is like taking nine to
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  Speaker 1: ninety nine for every ten dollars spent and putting it
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  Speaker 1: in their pockets and giving like a cent to the cops.
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  Speaker 3: That's genius.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we should do something like we got I.
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  Speaker 3: Had something like that going Son of a boid. I'd
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  Speaker 3: black the Blue March bumper stickers.
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  Speaker 5: The one thing I was really glad they didn't take
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  Speaker 5: was they I have a coin from my buddy who's
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  Speaker 5: in the Marine Corps and he's a fighter pilot, and uh,
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  Speaker 5: he gave as a gift. He gave me one of
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  Speaker 5: his coins and only he can get those. Those are
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  Speaker 5: pretty much irreplaceable for anyone but him. And uh it
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  Speaker 5: has become my favorite ballmark in golf, So for big tournaments,
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  Speaker 5: I use that to mark my ball. And Uh.
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  Speaker 1: I was very those boys love to give out coins,
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  Speaker 1: those service, those service guys. I was like this. I
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  Speaker 1: was in DC one time the Secret Service came up
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  Speaker 1: to me. They were blocking the road so Biden could
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  Speaker 1: go by, and one of the Secret Service guys came
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  Speaker 1: up and gave me a coin. And I've been jazzed
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  Speaker 1: about it since then. Like I've always been excited whenever
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  Speaker 1: I've gotten one of these coins. But they are kind
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  Speaker 1: of just like unloading garbage on you.
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  Speaker 3: Really damn You know who hates coins is the homeless.
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  Speaker 3: That's probably why they left it.
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  Speaker 5: And they left it. They didn't take a coin take
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  Speaker 5: my I had snacks in there. I had some pistachios,
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  Speaker 5: my new telebiscuits. They didn't take any of that stuff.
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  Speaker 1: This makes me think it was not a homeless person.
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  Speaker 1: This makes me think that this is targeted and like
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  Speaker 1: there's too many valuables left behind. This is a homeless
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  Speaker 1: person's dream. They could have set up a new life
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  Speaker 1: in your car if they had really wanted all that stuff,
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  Speaker 1: Like they are not a stupid bunch.
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  Speaker 5: Well, my golf clubs were in my travel bag, which
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  Speaker 5: was like half in the trunk, and then I had
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  Speaker 5: the back seat pushed down with half of it coming out,
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  Speaker 5: so it probably wasn't obvious necessarily that those were golf clubs.
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  Speaker 5: And then I had fake Ari Mez sandals that are
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  Speaker 5: very good fakes, And I don't think that this person
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  Speaker 5: would have been like, those are definitely fakes, but those
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  Speaker 5: would have been the next most expensive thing to take.
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  Speaker 3: When they were slapping the soul, see how you're getting that?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, he lifted them up and smelled them and he's like,
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  Speaker 5: where'd you get these?
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  Speaker 3: The stitching on the toe is all See how it's
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  Speaker 3: double stitched there. That's immediately noticing signs of clear consistencies.
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  Speaker 1: I could give you sixty dollars store credit. Best I
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  Speaker 1: could do.
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  Speaker 3: That's probably the best I'm going to be able to
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  Speaker 3: get you, though, And it's it's like an eight year
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  Speaker 3: old who spent nine thousand dollars on the shoes.
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  Speaker 5: It comes out with the coin and he's like, you
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  Speaker 5: want to do sixty or night. That would be a
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  Speaker 5: that would be a great move.
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  Speaker 3: He broke into your car and then you get back
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  Speaker 3: and he's selling you back all the shit. I could
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: fix that window up too. How does that sound one
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: hundred bucks?
• 17:51
  Speaker 6: Why?
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: Why do all of us none of us are really
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: in sneaker culture like that, but all of us have
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: seen those videos and though they're like, flip for it,
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: and whenever I see them, I'll stop and watch a
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: couple to see if there's any new interactions or conflicts
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: between the people who are rebuying the shoes. Why does
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: that appeal to all of us?
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: I just like watching them because the they I don't know,
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: they're entertaining, I guess. But it's also like I don't
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: know anything about shoes, so every time I watch it,
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, interesting, Now I know if it sounds
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: like a watermelon, it's fake. I didn't know anything could
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: sound like a watermelon.
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: But Sar, can you can you sit back a little
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: bit like you were just a second ago like that? Yeah,
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: when you sit back and you're like completely in the
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: shadows like that, you look like a wife who's caught
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: her husband cheating and it's just like waiting at home
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: for him to get home, like a glass of red wine.
• 18:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: I really don't have a great angle here. It's the
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: lighting is kind of fucking me.
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: Hey, Barry, where have you been the isolating?
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: I'll get some new shades.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: You need a ring lighting like like hoop ifi.
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know.
• 19:02
  Speaker 5: Oh that so that was a big thing. But I
• 19:04
  Speaker 5: had a pretty big weekend, Roan, You'll love this. I
• 19:06
  Speaker 5: uh talked, I went fly fishing, and I finally kitted
• 19:13
  Speaker 5: out my patron rod and uh, you know, I bought
• 19:16
  Speaker 5: some some leaders and uh, some streamers and some.
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: You had with you right now, wooly buggers.
• 19:24
  Speaker 5: And a bunch of nymphs because they were biting. That
• 19:26
  Speaker 5: was the thought, was that the small mouth were biting
• 19:28
  Speaker 5: on nymphs, especially the white ones.
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: And no such thing as there's a will what's that?
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: I don't even know what you're talking about.
• 19:38
  Speaker 5: No, I'm not I'm talking to Ron.
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: Well, I I don't even I gave Francis all of
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: the intel on what he has to buy.
• 19:44
  Speaker 5: No, really, I called him. It wouldn't pick up, and
• 19:47
  Speaker 5: he was getting called and he I called him again
• 19:50
  Speaker 5: and he goes, can't He goes, what's up?
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: Standard response?
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: What were you doing?
• 19:57
  Speaker 5: What's up? What do you need? And then I sent
• 19:59
  Speaker 5: him a picture of me wearing my brand new fish
• 20:02
  Speaker 5: Pond chest pack, which is a waterprif zipper and is perfect,
• 20:09
  Speaker 5: you know, for my forceps and my clippers. And I mean,
• 20:14
  Speaker 5: look a lot of people will be like, why aren't
• 20:16
  Speaker 5: you wearing a vest? And I'm like, well, vests are out,
• 20:18
  Speaker 5: you know, you go chess pack now. And I bought
• 20:22
  Speaker 5: myself lost pack aluminum reel. I bought an aluminum reel.
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: He was getting around. He was getting fleeced like you
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: couldn't even imagine, and I had to step in and
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: be like, you don't need most of this ship.
• 20:37
  Speaker 5: I bought clippers with the retractable reel, which was definitely
• 20:40
  Speaker 5: the right move.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: You know, this sounds like two grand worth of shit.
• 20:45
  Speaker 5: Hold on else yet here, Oh for leaders, I went
• 20:49
  Speaker 5: with power flex lost six pound, five x that's the
• 20:54
  Speaker 5: high That was the high performance tippet, and then iowand
• 20:58
  Speaker 5: was that not?
• 21:00
  Speaker 7: Well?
• 21:00
  Speaker 5: I also got some Crystal River, not less tapered leader.
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: What was the first what was the brand of the
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: first one?
• 21:07
  Speaker 5: Rio products? Power solid, real solid, real great.
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: The best stuff is the scientific Angler, Yes a.
• 21:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, dude, they had that, but I thought that was
• 21:17
  Speaker 5: expensive and I didn't deserve that.
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: The Scientific Angler is they had.
• 21:22
  Speaker 5: They had a lot of wine from an essay, They
• 21:24
  Speaker 5: had a lot of essay line. And then of course
• 21:27
  Speaker 5: I got myself some uh, strike indicators, but I didn't
• 21:32
  Speaker 5: need those because we were you know, we're going for
• 21:33
  Speaker 5: large mouth and we're just streaming. So were you really
• 21:36
  Speaker 5: going for large mouth? Excuse me small mouth? Small?
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: Are you really going for small mouth?
• 21:40
  Speaker 5: Yes?
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: Nice?
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: You gotta lie about that.
• 21:44
  Speaker 5: Uh. I got a bite, but I didn't. I didn't
• 21:47
  Speaker 5: set the hook.
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: Very well, so setting the hook on the streamers a
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: little tricky. Yeah, you had a strip, so you'd.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: Lie about his essay. There's this barstool beach house, do
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean?
• 22:02
  Speaker 8: Zing?
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: Did you so you went fishing? Did you actually go
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: or was it like a preparing to shop?
• 22:08
  Speaker 7: No?
• 22:08
  Speaker 5: I went. I got floating I got. I went with
• 22:11
  Speaker 5: a mid price net. I didn't think I needed the
• 22:13
  Speaker 5: carbon fiber. But I didn't go with the full cheapo either,
• 22:17
  Speaker 5: because you know, you got to handle trout proper.
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: Should have gone you should You shouldn't spend more than
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: thirty dollars on the net. Yeah, exactly how much did
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: you spend forty? Come on, that's a handful of flies
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: that you could have been buying.
• 22:31
  Speaker 5: Well, I got a ton of flies. You get any chumpies,
• 22:35
  Speaker 5: I got wooly buggers, I got nymphs. You know you got.
• 22:40
  Speaker 5: You told me what to get. I got a whole
• 22:41
  Speaker 5: bunch of that stuff. I did. And then I got
• 22:44
  Speaker 5: the weights, but we didn't put weights on because the
• 22:48
  Speaker 5: streamers say, wait a little bit anywhere. Yeah, when I
• 22:52
  Speaker 5: went to the river and I bought my uh, I
• 22:55
  Speaker 5: bought my license for the rest of the season, and
• 22:59
  Speaker 5: I went out and then immediately realized I have no
• 23:03
  Speaker 5: idea what the fuck I'm doing. And a guy, fortunately
• 23:07
  Speaker 5: was there, this dude, I think his name was Dave,
• 23:11
  Speaker 5: and he's a merchant marine and he lives near there,
• 23:14
  Speaker 5: and he was coming to the river. Guess what he
• 23:16
  Speaker 5: was doing at the river? What do you guys think
• 23:18
  Speaker 5: he was doing at.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: The river, chopping up, chopping up dead body, maybe like
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: scattering fingers, charred remains.
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: Maybe is he looking at the bugs.
• 23:27
  Speaker 5: No, you're trying. You're saying he's trying to match the hatch,
• 23:30
  Speaker 5: match the hatch. No, he wasn't trying to match the hatch.
• 23:33
  Speaker 5: He was He had brought a book and a beer
• 23:36
  Speaker 5: and he waded out into the middle of the river,
• 23:39
  Speaker 5: found a rock that was, you know, out of the water,
• 23:43
  Speaker 5: and then used that as a backrest and kept his
• 23:46
  Speaker 5: beer on the rock and read under with his body
• 23:51
  Speaker 5: in the water, with the river flowing around him.
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: Sounds performative.
• 23:56
  Speaker 5: No, yeah, he.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: Was like, oh, there's a person here, let me go.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: Let me go do my perform there all day.
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: Wait up, Harry, that's for somebody to show up.
• 24:08
  Speaker 5: This is what he does. And I'm, you know, I
• 24:12
  Speaker 5: don't know what the fuck I'm doing. I'm like, hey, man,
• 24:14
  Speaker 5: do you have any idea how to tie flies? And
• 24:17
  Speaker 5: he's like, yeah, time flies or tie on a fly?
• 24:21
  Speaker 5: Tie on a fly. So he set me up and
• 24:24
  Speaker 5: then saw that I, you know, didn't really know what
• 24:26
  Speaker 5: I was doing, and he kind of pointed me to
• 24:28
  Speaker 5: the right spot in the river and uh and then
• 24:31
  Speaker 5: even gave me like a casting lesson.
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: So he took your card. What's that sounds like he
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: took your man card, Harry.
• 24:39
  Speaker 5: I give it. I give it three weeks before I'm
• 24:44
  Speaker 5: beating you at fly fish.
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: It just it will never happen. You must be too
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: too many hours, too many hours on the water. Brother.
• 24:50
  Speaker 5: You mustn't teach them quaking in your waiters. Right now,
• 24:54
  Speaker 5: by the fact that I am now kitted out and
• 24:57
  Speaker 5: commit it, I'm not worried at all, Roan, I give
• 25:01
  Speaker 5: it three weeks. You can schedule the Rone dot com
• 25:03
  Speaker 5: Francis versus Harry fly fish off for whenever we think.
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: You know I got a good book.
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: I could lend you this book, Francis.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: To go read in the river as you sit down.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: I was trying to look this up as you're talking.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: What's the idiom for someone who has all the best
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: gear to some for something, but is like, is still
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: a novice opposer?
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: So it has you got to read this great book.
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: Great book.
• 25:33
  Speaker 5: I'll read that. But that's Rosenbauer. Is that's Rosenbauer first Edish,
• 25:38
  Speaker 5: that's the Oh yeah, okay, I know.
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: That This is the next level.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: Brother, this is really I know you'll actually read it,
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: Francis SA, So there's no way you cracked.
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: Oh, this is like how I learned how to fly fish.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: Let's see the spine, Let's see if there's any perforation.
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: It's got great explanations like this, this actual wily, this
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: specific graphic.
• 25:58
  Speaker 5: I taught me most of the stuff that I know.
• 26:00
  Speaker 5: We can't see anything because it's pitch black.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: And it's so shiny that I'm just getting an endless
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: reflection of your screen.
• 26:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Oh okay, Yeah, just shows.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: The shiniest magazine I've ever seen in my life.
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: Well, it's like a book slash magazine.
• 26:18
  Speaker 5: The Dentist's Office.
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: It's a great book. I highly recommend if you're looking
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: to get into the sport.
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: So did this guy did you like chop it up
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: with this guy at all? Or was he just kind
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: of like he daddied you and went back to his book.
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: He was looks maxing.
• 26:34
  Speaker 5: I didn't want to.
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: Wack to my rock.
• 26:41
  Speaker 5: I didn't want to take him away from his day,
• 26:43
  Speaker 5: you know what I mean. But I did want a
• 26:46
  Speaker 5: guide to come out. I do need some lessons. You know,
• 26:51
  Speaker 5: you should just go to a park.
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: You should just go to a park or like an
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: open place where you can cast with nothing on.
• 26:58
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna take that, but you know, listen, dude, I
• 27:01
  Speaker 5: need the river. Okay. It's so easy to learn to
• 27:04
  Speaker 5: cast like that though.
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: By the way, I was wet waiting. Oh yeah, it's
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: the best, my fucking favorite, dude. Yeah, it's so much
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: better than using waiters.
• 27:12
  Speaker 5: I was just floating on my back with my rod
• 27:15
  Speaker 5: above the river, floating down to better holes and holes
• 27:19
  Speaker 5: and stuff like that. I have videos of it. I'll
• 27:21
  Speaker 5: send him to you. It's insane, sounded great, look, but
• 27:27
  Speaker 5: it was the best day ever. I had a fucking blast.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: So send a picture right now. I just want to
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: get some eyes on on what you were doing, because
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: I know that you were geared the fuck out.
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: I didn't know you got a waterproof pack. That's pretty nice.
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: That's good for salt water too.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Are you a little bit jealous of his gear? Like,
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: do you think that he's going to use it enough
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: or you think he's deserving him that good ass gear?
• 27:51
  Speaker 5: Uh?
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: No, I mean I have similar gear, so I'm not worried.
• 27:56
  Speaker 5: I bet you I'm probably close to having better gear
• 27:59
  Speaker 5: than you, though I could get there good.
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: I don't really I don't need the best gear. It's
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: all about the angler.
• 28:05
  Speaker 5: And about the wizard. It's the wand.
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: Angling is something that I don't even really like feel
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: like a competitiveness for because I've mastered it.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: What what metrics you say that you've mastered it by?
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: I think i've mastered. I haven't actually mastered it, but
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: I've gotten pretty good at trout fishing, Like it's pretty
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: like I know really very well what I'm doing, but
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: it's very rare that I get to the river and
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: I'm not catching a fish.
• 28:35
  Speaker 5: You said that about video games too, though, and we
• 28:37
  Speaker 5: learned that you weren't good at them.
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: I'm phenomenal in.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: Video games specific judge. How will we judge this competition?
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: Is it just like how many fish or biggest fish
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: of the day or what's the best way to do this?
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 28:51
  Speaker 5: I don't We could go we could go combined score,
• 28:54
  Speaker 5: so something like you know, whoever catches largest fish and
• 28:57
  Speaker 5: then whoever catches the most fish, so almost like uh yeah,
• 29:03
  Speaker 5: combine that score somehow equally weighted maybe.
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean most fish is like whatever, because I
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: could catch a ton of tiny fish. Like if you
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: throw a nymph on and you know where, you know
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: what you're doing, and there's fish in the river, you're
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: gonna catch fish.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, But it's like a quidditch match, like if you
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: get you get enough quaffles in there, you don't have
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: to worry about getting the snitch.
• 29:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Harry's gonna score five goals and then I'm going
• 29:26
  Speaker 5: to catch the fucking snitch. Yeah.
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: But see, you don't like the those five little fish
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: don't really do anything for you. You want the big boy.
• 29:35
  Speaker 5: That's what I'm saying. That's what we're saying.
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: But catching the big boys, like, you're not guaranteed that
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: ever like that could take that could take weeks.
• 29:43
  Speaker 5: If I catch the big boy and you don't, that
• 29:45
  Speaker 5: makes me a better fisherman.
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: But what I'm saying is, for like a video, the
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: odds that we go out there and one of us
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: nails like lands like a twenty plus inch trout is
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: like very very low.
• 29:56
  Speaker 5: I'm willing to take take the chance. Right.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: What about honey holes? Like is are you guys finding
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: your own spot or you both going to the same spot.
• 30:05
  Speaker 5: Same spot?
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: Come again, we're not coming to we're.
• 30:16
  Speaker 5: Gonna send ourselves. We're gonna go to the same river.
• 30:20
  Speaker 5: Oh for the competition. We're not gonna have you go
• 30:23
  Speaker 5: to fucking Montana and me.
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: Fishing obviously not. I'm not going to Montana, but I
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: got I got my holes around the city. Yeah, I
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: got my spots.
• 30:33
  Speaker 5: I think we got to go to a neutral river.
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: What does that mean? The problem is we can has.
• 30:39
  Speaker 5: Been a place that either of us has been before.
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: We definitely can't do this until like the fall, because
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: the water is too hot right now.
• 30:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it is.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: It's almost the fall, first of all. And second of all,
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: if you give Francis too much time, he's gonna be. Yeah,
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: he's just gonna be. He's gonna be catching goliath groupers
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: in like a stream.
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: Doesn't matter. It's all about the presentation.
• 31:04
  Speaker 5: Brother, You hear that, Harry, that's your fate coming for you.
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: It's all about delicate presentations.
• 31:14
  Speaker 5: Dude. If I beat you in fishing, you don't have
• 31:16
  Speaker 5: anything left. That's it. There's no beating somebody in fishing. Though.
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: If you if we go out there and you catch
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: a bigger fish than me, I'm not going to be
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: like mad like I'm all about I'm about spreading the joy.
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: I love the sport. Yeah, but dude, there are fishing
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: competitions and that's why. Of course there's beating you and fishing. Yeah,
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: but those fishing competitions are fucking dumb. This like what
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: we did, so we did the small amount thing in Chicago.
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: It's like they all know where the fish are. They're like,
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: all right, if we go over to this area, there's
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: there's and then they take like a telescope and look
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: down the water and they're like, there is drop the bait.
• 31:54
  Speaker 5: That's not what we're doing. You and I are fly fishing.
• 31:57
  Speaker 5: It's the acoustic sensory version of fishing. It's the most
• 32:02
  Speaker 5: cheating it. Yeah, it's it's all feel. It's all soul,
• 32:05
  Speaker 5: knowing the river, feel fish, be the fish.
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: You're not wrong, you're not wrong.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: It's all sold until we catch SaaS slipping like five
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: pound weights into the gills of these fucking little bass. Yeah,
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: I don't know. It's huge. Why is it stitched open?
• 32:23
  Speaker 5: I went fishing.
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: I went fishing last year at a at a river
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: in Pennsylvania in Central PA. And I caught like twenty
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: plus smallmouth in a day. They were tiny though they
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: were all like, this big.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: What are you talking about when you keep saying it's
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: all about delicate presentation or whatever?
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: Oh didn't think you would.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: Ask delicate You said it five times.
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: The way that trout fishing works is the trout say,
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: the streams going down this way right.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: Right to the left.
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: The trout are looking towards the direction that the water
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: is coming down because they're eating bugs. They're eating tiny
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: bugs called nymphs, little tiny guys. They're aquatic insects. They're
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: underwater and they go pretty low to the surface around
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: where the trout feed. There's also trout that if depending
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: on the weather and the temperature of the water and
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: the hatch, they'll eat above the water on top drive
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: flies and the presentation you don't even know, like you
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: don't even realize it. There's thousands of bugs just flying,
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: millions of bugs just flying down the river, and the
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: trout can tell. It depends on how pressured of a
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: river you're fishing, but typically the trout can tell like
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: if your if your presentation is not accurate to what
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: the flies look like, like, if you're if you're drifting
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: a dry fly with a nymph below it, and you're
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: going down the river and say your fly line is
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: like wrapped, it's gonna start going a little bit, like
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: it's gonna start moving in like an unnatural direction and
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: an unnatural pace.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: It's like baked car. It's like when you're in the
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: hood and like you see the baked car out front
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: of the you know, convenience store, and everybody who's street
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: smart's like, hey, why is that car running outside the
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: convenience store? Like that's that doesn't make any sense.
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: Exactly, because they're also like those flies that are drifting
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: down like they can't control themselves, so they're just drifting
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: with the current. So it's like if you make a
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: sudden movement or if you're or if your flies drifting
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: in a way that doesn't look like it's just moving
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: with the current and it's a completely natural, dead drift,
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: then you're way less likely to catch fish.
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: So that's what you thought the merchant marine was doing.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: He was studying the bugs.
• 34:37
  Speaker 5: So yeah, you match, you match the hatch, Match the hatch.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, match the hatch.
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: Like you could like if if you're using like a nymph,
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: like an aquatic insect, if you went over to like
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: the rocks that are like, uh, and you pick one
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: up and you turn it around. Typically there's gonna be
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: like fifty bugs just sitting on it. And you can
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: look at those bugs and look at what is hatching
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: and then tie on a fly that matches it.
• 35:04
  Speaker 5: Or you can even or you can even hook those
• 35:08
  Speaker 5: and cast with those.
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean that would I feel like that would fall.
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: They would fall apart pretty easily.
• 35:13
  Speaker 5: Not the ones I use.
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: I mean, unless you're finding like massive stone flies that
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: might be tough.
• 35:19
  Speaker 5: That's exactly what I found.
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: They got giant stone flies up there and the big ones.
• 35:24
  Speaker 5: That's where the biggest Everyone knows that. That's why it's
• 35:28
  Speaker 5: called big stone fly river.
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: The biggest hatch, the one that I want to fish
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: the most is the it is the salmon fly hatch
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: in Idaho, big ass dry flies.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: That's where we were supposed to go this year, right.
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Now.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: I thought you were going to go to Idaho.
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: No, we were always going on a while where we
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: were gonna go to Yellowstone.
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: For a minute, Well, you've talked about the salmon and
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: Idaho before.
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: The salmon hatch brother, not Salmonton. It's a type just
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: a big ass stonefly.
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: Fuck yeah, so, uh is, But there are salmon up there?
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: No, in Idaho.
• 36:08
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: I don't think so. I thought you talked about that
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: unless there's landlocked salmon the Salmon River, Harry, there is
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: the salmon river in Idaho.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm thinking of.
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but that doesn't I don't think that has salmon
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: in it.
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: What the fuck?
• 36:24
  Speaker 5: Well?
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: You sense my confusion?
• 36:27
  Speaker 5: True?
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you did this alone. Yeah, that's so nice.
• 36:38
  Speaker 5: I like to h when I get my mind set
• 36:40
  Speaker 5: on something, I see it through. And I said to myself,
• 36:45
  Speaker 5: I have this beautiful rod from Billy Patron, and I
• 36:49
  Speaker 5: don't have anything on it, and I'm sick and tired
• 36:52
  Speaker 5: of looking at it and not being able to use it.
• 36:55
  Speaker 5: It's like looking at a guitar that has no strings
• 36:58
  Speaker 5: on it. And so oh, I said, I'm fucking fishing today.
• 37:02
  Speaker 5: And I went to the store and the guy was
• 37:04
  Speaker 5: kind of baffled. He was like, Wow, this is a
• 37:07
  Speaker 5: beautiful rod. Of course I did.
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: Why wouldn't have I don't know. I never brought my
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: rod into a flashow show.
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: You mean business, and you want to fit it right.
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: You want to get all your right accouture.
• 37:22
  Speaker 5: Mom.
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: Of course, of course.
• 37:26
  Speaker 5: I took a Oh sorry, go ahead ahead, No, you
• 37:27
  Speaker 5: go ahead, you go ahead.
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: No, I'm just just on fishing. I mean, it's it's
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: a pertinent question. Last night I was walking my dog
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: and I walked past someone's garage and they had like
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: maybe twenty rods lined up inside their garage with a
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: low level lighting like a shrine. And I didn't do
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: people like is that the goal is to have that
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: like a ton of rods that you could choose like
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: from like a gun safe almost or like.
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: It's definitely it's definitely a little shriny for sure.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but what a comfortable number of rods that you like?
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: Real anglers like you guys would want.
• 38:05
  Speaker 5: More than five. Yeah, but you know you can service
• 38:09
  Speaker 5: all your needs of five.
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: What about deep like these guys are these guys are
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: I think going like deep sea fishing. So these are
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: monster rods?
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I mean those guys also they would when
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: they fish, they'll throw out like six lines, got it?
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: So they need a bunch.
• 38:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: So when you're when you're getting yours fitted in there, Francis,
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: are you like, what are you asking what are you
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: asking that dude? Are you letting him know that this
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: is your only rod or are you like this is
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: my main this is my main blade that I'm going
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: to Yeah.
• 38:38
  Speaker 5: I told her that was my my number one piece,
• 38:41
  Speaker 5: and uh, I said that was my gamer. That was
• 38:45
  Speaker 5: my gamer. And he immediately started helping me out, and
• 38:52
  Speaker 5: I was like, I'm going fishing today, going today.
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: His eyes must have just perked up with money, and
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: he was kind of like fucking Tom and Jerry cartoon character.
• 39:02
  Speaker 5: He was like, you're gonna need a lot of stuff.
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: Man.
• 39:04
  Speaker 5: I was like, exactly, no limit on my credit card.
• 39:10
  Speaker 5: I'm trying to reach diamonds status again.
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: And that's fucking insane.
• 39:15
  Speaker 5: M QM's from card spend.
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: So you didn't get in super expensive reel, right, that's
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: what you said?
• 39:22
  Speaker 5: No, I went, I went with like a two hundred
• 39:25
  Speaker 5: dollars reel.
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, because I was good, but I was gonna
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: I texted you that, but I said that's where they
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: they'll try to fleece you on.
• 39:32
  Speaker 5: No, he was cool about it. I was like, dude,
• 39:34
  Speaker 5: I want the mid level of everything. I don't want
• 39:36
  Speaker 5: top dog, but I definitely I'm gonna grow out of
• 39:39
  Speaker 5: the fucking dinner stuff pretty quick because I'm going to
• 39:42
  Speaker 5: commit to this night and day.
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: Except the reels, like you really, especially for trout fishing,
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: like you don't need it.
• 39:48
  Speaker 5: You could use.
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: Anything for a reel. Yeah, I have a great reel,
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: like the you're most of the time you're gonna be
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: just pulling it in with the line just it's like
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: literally just to hold the line.
• 39:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Well I got I got good real I got
• 40:01
  Speaker 5: uh great line and all that stuff. I got the
• 40:05
  Speaker 5: good stuff. So I'm in a good How.
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: Many hours did you spend out there? What was your day?
• 40:10
  Speaker 5: Like? Probably like two hours in the water, not bad,
• 40:14
  Speaker 5: and then I had to get back there was a
• 40:16
  Speaker 5: dinner thing I had to get to. But not really No,
• 40:22
  Speaker 5: I mean, were.
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: You pretty locked in? Like do you get like locked in.
• 40:26
  Speaker 5: When you're when you're when you're fishing, Yeah, dude, I
• 40:28
  Speaker 5: mean it's just the sound of the river, you know,
• 40:32
  Speaker 5: me just floating finding new honey holes casts, let the
• 40:37
  Speaker 5: streamer float jerk it a couple of times, of course.
• 40:42
  Speaker 5: And then are you swinging? Were you swinging at all? Swinging?
• 40:45
  Speaker 5: I was plunging. I was curfing, you know.
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: Swing Swinging a streamer is actually one of the better
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: ways to catch fish for sure. Just letting it, letting
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: it like casting it up the river and then letting
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: it drift all the way down and then retrieving it,
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: stripping it back in strip it.
• 41:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly, so strips to tell us, Yeah.
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: Get some action on there, you know, don't forget to
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: talk to her.
• 41:13
  Speaker 5: Care ball. Do you want to come up? You want
• 41:15
  Speaker 5: to come up to my place and uh, we'll do
• 41:17
  Speaker 5: like a you know, we'll do a day, spend one night,
• 41:21
  Speaker 5: and then do the next day and then you go home. Yeah.
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: Sure, I mean I got to figure out if I
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: have the time. It's getting really.
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: Yes, the answer is yes, and the action is no.
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: There's zero percent chance this happens. But he'll say yes
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: now and it will cause us some great confusion going forward.
• 41:37
  Speaker 5: What about what about next week? I'm looking at like,
• 41:40
  Speaker 5: you know, come up again week? Oh I could do
• 41:45
  Speaker 5: the week after perhaps? Yeah. That well that's heading into.
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: Did you go to the Did you have the Internet
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: Invitational yet?
• 41:53
  Speaker 5: That's I go tomorrow? Okay, Yeah, I'm thinking I bring
• 41:58
  Speaker 5: Mary Brod out there. Actually, where is it the Missouri?
• 42:04
  Speaker 5: Probably if you're out there, what.
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: If your golf clubs had got gotten stolen right before
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: the invitational?
• 42:10
  Speaker 5: Would have been a problem.
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: Then you'd have to start looking into like this could
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: have been a targeted hit.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: This is yeah, you sting.
• 42:19
  Speaker 5: Off exactly exactly.
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: Made shot darts behind a car, it feels. I mean
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: it maybe just didn't have enough time.
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: I know, you couldn't get the clubs mm hmm.
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: So what would you have done? I mean, you would
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: have probably been in the same situation that you were
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: in the in the fishing store where you just had
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: to kind of go back to square one and you
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: just have to spend five thousand dollars on golf club.
• 42:45
  Speaker 5: No, Taylor Maid Tailor made hooks it up, and I
• 42:49
  Speaker 5: would have hit up my guy, Taylor.
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: Did they get them to you fast enough?
• 42:51
  Speaker 5: They would have had to pretty much assemble the clubs
• 42:55
  Speaker 5: today and then overnight them somehow. I mean, it would
• 43:00
  Speaker 5: have been a nightmare. I don't know how they would
• 43:03
  Speaker 5: have done it, but somehow they would have figured it
• 43:05
  Speaker 5: out because they're fucking awesome.
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: Tailor made works quick. I remember when we did the
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: Ryder Cup. We were well, we were all standing in
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: like the lobby area, just waiting to go out there,
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: and one of the dudes that worked at the club
• 43:16
  Speaker 3: went up to Dave with his clubs, and he was like,
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: He's like, He's like this this set is is beautiful.
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: He's like, is this a new set of clubs? And
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: Dave was like, every time I golf, it's a new
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: set of clubs.
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: He's like Alan Irison with like white Air Force ones. Yeah,
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: I wear him one time I get rid of him.
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: He just leaves like four pairs of or four sets
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: of clubs in his hotel room every time he leaves
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: a city.
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: Like like the nicest golf clubs money could buy. Mm hmm.
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: Are people just following him around collecting the clubs?
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, definitely. I think they'd like, yeah, something like that.
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: I don't know what they do.
• 44:00
  Speaker 7: That.
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: I went to the doctor from my stomach. Finally turns
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: out there's a hole in it. I have an ulcer.
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: What Yeah, bad, mangled.
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: That's so bad and not surprising.
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: No, but I'm taking this medicine now and it feels
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: so much.
• 44:31
  Speaker 5: Was that it feels incread Dude.
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: I've I like, I feel I feel the best I've
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: felt in months because I've just been like I've been
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: every night I've been going to bed like I'm in
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: a fucking projectile vomit.
• 44:48
  Speaker 5: Have you.
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: Have you ever seen the clips or like heard stories
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: about people who try to dissolve a body in a
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: bathtub with acid, but the acid through the bathtub and
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: the body just falls to the.
• 45:02
  Speaker 5: Floor of the people bad.
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, is that what happened in Breaking Bad? I never
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: watched it, but but uh, I feel like that's exactly
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: what you've been doing to your own stomach. You've been
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: pouring sweet tarts and gummy worms and sweetish fish on
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: top of like nothing in there, and it's just burning
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: a hole in the side of it. Like this is
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: Did the doctor say that you cause this yourself?
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: No, I mean they did, like pretty much. I went
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: in and I was just like, I have super bad
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: stomach problems, blah blah blah. I was like, everything I eat,
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: I have a stomach ache after no matter what it is.
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: And then I was I said, I was like, I
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: think it's acid reflux, because like I've been getting insane
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: like acid like waking up and like coughing and it's terrible.
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: But anyway, uh, the she like made me do this
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: thing where well I did like a bunch of blood
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: work and some weird like bacteria gut test where you
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: like blowd into a bag.
• 46:01
  Speaker 5: Have you guys ever done that?
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: No? I never heard of that.
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: No, it's like this like plastic like juice box bag
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: and like I had to like drink some sour shit
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: and then like wait fifteen minutes and then just like
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: blow into a bag and then they just seal the
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: bag and like send it off to a to like
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: get it tested.
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: Oh, so the answers are in the bag.
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's I thought that they were, Like I thought.
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: That they would like X ray you or something like
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: that and just see a stream of like yellow gatorade
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: coming out of a hole in your stomach or something
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: like that.
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: No, well they do, like go ahead, No, what are
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: you gonna say?
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: No, it just means like that your your uh, your
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: stomach acid is making its way like the acid from
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: the inside your body is making its way through your
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: breath out of your body.
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: No, no, it's not actually in my breath. They do
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: the the test that they do. You drink something so
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: they can tell what bacteria is your breath in your
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: in your stomach, But the only tell that is by
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: breathing out.
• 47:06
  Speaker 5: You guys ever see the volcano uh vaporizer? You know
• 47:09
  Speaker 5: of course, like the old weed one bags. Yeah, yeah,
• 47:15
  Speaker 5: I just bet that, like when you did that test,
• 47:18
  Speaker 5: you know, there's so much weed in your system that
• 47:20
  Speaker 5: the doctors then passed around the pack took hits off
• 47:23
  Speaker 5: of it.
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: You've got alternative colitis, you know.
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: But I really was, like I was telling people, I
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: was talking like my mom before, and I was like,
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: I really think, like I'm gonna go in and my
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: stomach is just like like a plastic shopping bag that's
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: just filled like holes every like what you pour water in.
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: It's just shooting out of nine different angles. But uh no,
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: I'm I'm exaggerating on like it being bad, Like it's not.
• 47:49
  Speaker 5: I'm not like in danger or anything.
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: It's literally like I have to take these fucking uh
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: like it's just like prescription ant acid shit. I have
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: take it for like a month. It'll be good.
• 48:00
  Speaker 5: Can you what? What does that prohibit you from doing.
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: Nothing at all? Okay, it only has made my life better?
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: Did they say it happened?
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: They didn't. But uh like, so they made me lay up,
• 48:13
  Speaker 3: so they do like the blood test and then they
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: do like they did the breathing, but then I had
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: to like lay down and they then she like pokes
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: my you know when they like poke your stomach and
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: like does it hurt here? Does it hurt here? And
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: every time you're like no, You're like no, it just
• 48:26
  Speaker 3: feels like someone's poking me in the stomach.
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you poked me hard and that hurts.
• 48:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah. She went like dead, she went like right here.
• 48:34
  Speaker 5: I was like like immediate.
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: I was like oh that. I was like, yeah, it
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: hurts right there, and she was like a yeah, it's
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: like like a gastritis ulcer or some shit.
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: So what does that mean there's like a sore on
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: the outside or inside of your stomach or is there
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: an actual hole through your stomach to the outside to
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: like the rest of your body.
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: I don't think there's an Actually I doubt that.
• 48:58
  Speaker 5: Doubt.
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: It's like it's just like a perfect fucking like I'm
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: picturing like the smoker's hole and like the throat. I
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: don't think it's like that.
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: I think I'm like I'm picturing like when somebody's breaking
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: into a building in a Mission Impossible movie and they
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: put a suction cup on a window and then draw
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: a perfect circle around it and then punch through. I'm
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: picturing that back on a hole like a manhole cover.
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know what it actually, I'll look it up.
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: Did it give you a picture of it?
• 49:28
  Speaker 5: No?
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: I didn't get like an X ray.
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: I would love to see what your stomach looks like.
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  Speaker 5: Pal?
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: We saw you in the hockey game market.
• 50:34
  Speaker 5: I know you guys.
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: I'm Ryan Whitney, and I get a drink named after me,
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: Motal big deal, Pink Whitney.
• 50:39
  Speaker 5: That's what I thought. See you, fellas, I invented the
• 50:42
  Speaker 5: thing you pigeoned.
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: Pink Whitney for legendary.
• 50:45
  Speaker 5: Moments says, how long do you think you're gonna live forever?
• 50:51
  Speaker 5: What do you think your age of death will be?
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: Probably like eighty ninety.
• 50:59
  Speaker 5: That's a pretty big range. That's pretty like.
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: I think eighty ninety is kind of like it's kind
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: of just like that side of your control at that point.
• 51:08
  Speaker 5: If you had to guess an actual year of your
• 51:11
  Speaker 5: life where you will expire.
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: Like you're asking for the year in terms of the date.
• 51:18
  Speaker 5: No how old you are, but you.
• 51:24
  Speaker 3: Maybe ninety three?
• 51:25
  Speaker 5: Wow?
• 51:26
  Speaker 3: I mean, dude, I got my blood work back. I'm
• 51:27
  Speaker 3: fucking healthy as shit.
• 51:29
  Speaker 5: That's awesome. I got what about you?
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: I don't know, dude. I hope I hope into my
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: late eighties. I mean, I hope I live to one hundred.
• 51:42
  Speaker 5: I don't.
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: I have no idea. I don't know what kind of
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: lifestyle changes I'm going to need to make to to
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: make sure that happens. I probably need to eat better
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: and exercise more and cut out some of the excess
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: in my diet and like drinking to achieve those goals.
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: But if you booze, you lose. Doctor had a long
• 52:01
  Speaker 3: talk about that. I love hitting him with that. They're like,
• 52:04
  Speaker 3: they're like, and have you been drinking a lot?
• 52:06
  Speaker 5: Nope?
• 52:08
  Speaker 3: None, Actually I don't drink because thanks for assuming.
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: But they'll bring in nurses from other rooms when you
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: say that, and they'll like applaud They'll like, you just
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: beat cancer, like, oh he didn't drink, Oh my god.
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: Bring out the doctors to singing happy birthday, like he's
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: had a ruby tuesdays, wheel.
• 52:31
  Speaker 5: Him down the hall to like kids that are in
• 52:33
  Speaker 5: there with drinking problems like what you could be and
• 52:37
  Speaker 5: they're like.
• 52:37
  Speaker 3: There's hope it gets better. There's light at the end
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: of the tunnel.
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: Guys, he did it. You should have seen him when
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: he was drinking. He was a menace.
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: Absolutely got the blood works to shootw it. My liver
• 52:51
  Speaker 3: function has gotten so much better.
• 52:54
  Speaker 5: Nice when I was.
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: When I went into the when I got blood work done,
• 52:57
  Speaker 3: like I think it was like one of my first
• 52:57
  Speaker 3: times getting blood worked done in New York. I got
• 52:59
  Speaker 3: it and my liver was like been bad shape. My
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: liver function was through the fucking roof. And then my
• 53:07
  Speaker 3: doctor called me.
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: No news is good news.
• 53:16
  Speaker 5: Hi is this Harry?
• 53:17
  Speaker 10: Hi?
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: This is your doctor. We just got your lab results back.
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: Turns out your liver's fucked. It's turned black.
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: Your liver looks like a well done misteak.
• 53:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's tar on the sides of it.
• 53:33
  Speaker 5: The only time I've ever had the actual doctor call
• 53:37
  Speaker 5: me on the phone was at the time that that
• 53:39
  Speaker 5: my ear nose and throat doctor called me to tell
• 53:42
  Speaker 5: me to come in immediately to tell me that I
• 53:46
  Speaker 5: had cancer.
• 53:48
  Speaker 3: Wait, I don't know if I know anything about this story.
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: It's uh because I know it had to do with
• 53:53
  Speaker 3: like bar did it have to do with barstool idol?
• 53:56
  Speaker 5: It happened during barstools?
• 53:57
  Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, so what happened.
• 53:59
  Speaker 5: I had gone in for a I had polyps removed
• 54:03
  Speaker 5: from my vocal course. Yeah, because I was horse instantly
• 54:07
  Speaker 5: like all the time. I mean, if I went out
• 54:10
  Speaker 5: one night of stand up I'd be horse for a
• 54:13
  Speaker 5: week that had gotten so bad, and so I went
• 54:16
  Speaker 5: in and he took him out. And then you know,
• 54:19
  Speaker 5: whenever they take something out of your body, they always
• 54:21
  Speaker 5: buy up see it, just to like make sure, like
• 54:24
  Speaker 5: I don't know. A month later he called me in
• 54:28
  Speaker 5: the middle of the barstool idol week and said that
• 54:30
  Speaker 5: he said, he said, come in. I need you to
• 54:32
  Speaker 5: come in right now. Jesus Christ. I was like, can
• 54:36
  Speaker 5: I I'm in the middle of a kind of a
• 54:38
  Speaker 5: crazy week. Can I come in? And he was like, no,
• 54:39
  Speaker 5: you need to come in today. But I went up
• 54:43
  Speaker 5: all the way up to Mountside in my hospital and
• 54:45
  Speaker 5: I went in. He saw me immediately, like I didn't
• 54:47
  Speaker 5: have to wait.
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he was waiting for you.
• 54:51
  Speaker 5: And this is this is one of the like, you know,
• 54:52
  Speaker 5: the top fucking e nts or whatever, very reputable guy.
• 54:57
  Speaker 5: And yeah, He's like, yeah, bring him in. And he
• 55:00
  Speaker 5: told me that when the biopsy results came back, what
• 55:03
  Speaker 5: he thought were polyps that he had removedrom my vocal
• 55:06
  Speaker 5: cords were Cancro's tumors, damn, and they showed cancer's malignant season.
• 55:13
  Speaker 5: He had the fucking biopsy report and all that, and
• 55:17
  Speaker 5: he said, we need to start figuring this out immediately,
• 55:21
  Speaker 5: like we need to and he was, yeah, I mean
• 55:24
  Speaker 5: and then what they were wrong? Well, then they sent
• 55:28
  Speaker 5: them over to They sent them a California to a lab.
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: They sat to California.
• 55:34
  Speaker 5: They set my throat throats worldwide and uh, they checked them.
• 55:40
  Speaker 5: And then I remember, I don't know what it was.
• 55:44
  Speaker 5: I ended up winning barcelidole and then like I think
• 55:47
  Speaker 5: one week later, I got a call from the office
• 55:50
  Speaker 5: again a week later. Yeah, that's how long it took.
• 55:54
  Speaker 3: No, I would say, I'd be like, I'm flying with
• 55:57
  Speaker 3: the throat. We're finding this out together.
• 56:04
  Speaker 5: Class handcuffed to my wrist in a briefcase. I'm not
• 56:08
  Speaker 5: going anywhere. Results And they realized that she said that
• 56:15
  Speaker 5: the test that when they send them to that lab,
• 56:19
  Speaker 5: the DNA was female, and that therefore my sample had
• 56:25
  Speaker 5: been switched in the Mount Sinai lab with that of
• 56:27
  Speaker 5: another patient. Cancer apparently, by the way, happens a lot,
• 56:36
  Speaker 5: which is kind of crazy. And what that meant was
• 56:41
  Speaker 5: that that woman had cancer, and which means that.
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: Either thank god.
• 56:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's kind of like a tough she.
• 56:49
  Speaker 5: She was like knew she had cancer. Got maybe got
• 56:52
  Speaker 5: my results, and miraculously they were like, holy ship, you're cured. Yeah,
• 56:57
  Speaker 5: and then they were like, a, sorry, bad news, head fake,
• 57:00
  Speaker 5: I still have cancer.
• 57:02
  Speaker 3: I mean that's probably that probably like that's a there's
• 57:04
  Speaker 3: a high possibility that happened.
• 57:06
  Speaker 5: Or or she found out that she had cancer like
• 57:10
  Speaker 5: way later than she should have. And people often told me,
• 57:13
  Speaker 5: they were like, you should have sued. It's like, no,
• 57:16
  Speaker 5: that woman should suit. Yeah, yeah, I'm not gonna for
• 57:20
  Speaker 5: telling me I don't have cancer.
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: After all, she came in and she was like, They
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: were like, man, you're fine, and good luck with barstool, idol.
• 57:32
  Speaker 3: Vivas over here for you.
• 57:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but uh no. And then immediately when that call came,
• 57:40
  Speaker 5: I mean immediately they blogged that I had faked cancer
• 57:44
  Speaker 5: to win bars to get a job at barstool. That
• 57:48
  Speaker 5: was the narrative.
• 57:49
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, I remember.
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: That relatively calm about it, like you found out. But
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: it's not like if I had found that out, like
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: I probably would have left the competition and like been
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: like getting my affairs in order. Well, like I would
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: have been so scared.
• 58:06
  Speaker 5: The reason the reason that it came out was because
• 58:09
  Speaker 5: on the way back from the hospital, I had to
• 58:13
  Speaker 5: go back to do like a test radio segment on
• 58:18
  Speaker 5: KFC Radio. And I walked in and I had been
• 58:21
  Speaker 5: crying in the cab from as I called my parents
• 58:27
  Speaker 5: to tell them that I had just received a cancer
• 58:29
  Speaker 5: diagnos God. And I walked into the office and Kevin
• 58:35
  Speaker 5: was like, have you been on radio? He was like,
• 58:37
  Speaker 5: have you been crying?
• 58:38
  Speaker 3: Oh my God?
• 58:40
  Speaker 5: And I was like, yeah, no, I think. He's like,
• 58:44
  Speaker 5: what's what? What's the matter? And I was like, I
• 58:46
  Speaker 5: just see, I just got some really bad news. And
• 58:49
  Speaker 5: I sweart of got He goes, You're not about to
• 58:51
  Speaker 5: tell me you have cancer, are you? That's what he said.
• 58:58
  Speaker 5: I That's what I was just told them. That's fair.
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: How did you? How did you like convince everybody? I forget?
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: Were you like showing people I would be like showing
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: people with the my chart because it's so well.
• 59:12
  Speaker 5: You weren't like convincing them.
• 59:13
  Speaker 3: It was like you genuinely were under the impression that
• 59:16
  Speaker 3: you had cancer. Yeah.
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: I'd been told by doctor no, But I'm not saying you.
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: I'm saying that like when you walk in during this
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: like big time for the content company in a competition
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: that you need to win based off of people's judgment
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: coming in with cancer in the middle plausibly would like
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: help you out so you could see a little bit
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: why people were skeptical, why they'd be like, why the
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: fuck the timing is insane and so like, were you
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: like showing them doctor's notes? Were you? How were you
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: like people doubted you? How did you quell that fear?
• 59:49
  Speaker 5: When? When when the uh? When it came out that
• 59:55
  Speaker 5: I that they had fucked up the thing in the lab,
• 59:58
  Speaker 5: I called the doctor doctor's office and had them because
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 5: immediately Nate blogged that that I had faked cancer to
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 5: win barceol a win a job at barstool. I mean
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 5: he he had written the blog before I hung up
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 5: from on the phone with the doctor telling me I
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 5: didn't have it. So I got them to send me
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 5: the official biopsy report with the notes and the official
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 5: language and the official form, which I then scanned or
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 5: fucking you know, I had a digital copy, and I
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 5: took a screenshot of that and included it in my
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 5: blog explaining the whole thing. But nobody cared. Nobody everyone.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, people are just like, oh, Quiggs, Quiggs, is that
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: it again?
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah? I remember Buddha Ben was like pointing out ways
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 5: in which my form was fake, because like my uncle
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 5: had cancer and I looked at the same form and
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 5: like this was signed differently. I'm like, dude, what what
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 5: are you? What do you know? And so anyway, uh,
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 5: you know, look, it's a funnier story that I faked cancer.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 5: That set the tone for my my first year or
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 5: two at barstool, that I was this like sociopathic liar,
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 5: who would you know, go to that stoop, to that
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 5: level of humanity to get ahead in the world. But unfortunately,
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 5: you know, I wasn't.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean fortunately that it did it turned out
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: the way it did because.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 5: It didn't matter. It didn't matter, Like the truth was
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 5: not funny, and so we went with the we went
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 5: with the other version.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 3: That one of my one of my friends, when I
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 3: moved to New York and for college, he went to
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 3: the He went to the doctors he had a sore
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 3: throat and they were like, you gotta go to the
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 3: n T. They were like you it was like a
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 3: minute kind of person was like, I think that could
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 3: be like cancer. And so he went to the E
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 3: n T under the impression that he had cancer. And
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 3: then he got there and they were like, that person's
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 3: fucking retarded. There, you have a sore throat.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 5: There's nothing wrong with you?
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: Are they just shuffling samples like blackjack dealers back there?
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: Like this wasn't even the.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 5: Samples, This wasn't even a sample.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 3: This was literally like a person that was way underqualified,
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 3: like throughout the worst diagnosis you could get.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 5: But he's talking about my stuet. I mean, you know,
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 5: I don't know. I think those labs are you know,
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 5: you're dealing with microscopic tissue slides and you stick up
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 5: sticker on it and put it in the thing, and
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 5: you have another sticker going and you put that on
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 5: the other one, and I don't know. I have no
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 5: idea how that happened. And I didn't care to find out.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 5: I had been given a clean bill of health as
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 5: far as I was concerned. You know, I wasn't going
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 5: to mess with the karma of that.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: Did we say you had cancer? No, you are a cancer. Sorry,
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: we were reading your astrological I'm a fucking aries. So
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: Francis lied about his astrological sign. Yeah, big big Nate
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: had it out for you, damn b tell us.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 5: A little bit about Beach House.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was blown away when I saw you walk
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 3: into that house.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: Who you're following?
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 3: I I I actually didn't really follow that much. I
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 3: would kind of like see ship randomly. I saw, like
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 3: obviously the first night the ship with Nikki Smokes and Brianna,
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 3: and then I saw what else did I see? I
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 3: guess I saw some of the last night?
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: What did you think about the first night?
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 3: Crazy?
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: What did you think about? What the situation between the
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: two of them? What's your breakdown? Whose side are you?
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 3: I really don't know a lot about it, Like, I
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 3: really don't know.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 5: All I know.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 3: I saw the video of Brionn and then I saw
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 3: Nicki Smokes crying, and then I saw Nicki Smoke's tweet
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 3: saying that he's not a rapist, which is like.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 5: Good, that's good exactly what a rapist would tweet?
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: Show me where have rape someone?
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. I mean I would never do it,
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 3: you know, I would never sign up for this, uh
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 3: this fucking thing.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: But oh, I thought you meant I would never rape
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: that as well.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 3: Of course, but the yeah, I would definitely. I don't
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 3: think I would ever, Like people have been tweeting at
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 3: me being like they'll be like, fuck this person, we
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 3: need sass in there, and I'm like, dude, don't even
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 3: tag me in this.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 5: Are you out of your mind?
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 7: That?
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: And walking into the house was like some fresh hell.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: Like everybody is like has a light veneer of either
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: coming into going out of drunkness. It's just like even
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: watching the clips, these poor social people are filming at
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: point blank range as like Nicki Smokes is being like
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: did you hear it from the grapevine? Did you hear
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: it from the grape It's like saying stuff that is
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: like he's like drunkly profound, but like when you're all drunk,
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: it probably like sounds really good. And then when you're
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: like watching the clip back, you're like you want to
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: crawl out of your own skin. So it's just this
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: haze of alcohol in there. But I think that. I mean,
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: I've had shorehouses before, like for for years out of college,
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: I lived in shorehouses, and it's really fun when you're
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: when you drink a lot and you're of that age
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: and probably like single, like most of the people in
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: the house are, so that I get why that's fun.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 3: But uh no, I'm not saying yeah, like if you're
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 3: if you like if I just was still drinking and
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 3: it wasn't being filmed, I'm sure it would be a
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 3: fucking blast, But.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: Being extremely filmed, that sounds I mean the anxiety that
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: has to come with this and that was my first
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: single day is I mean, it's it's fucking terrible, dude.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 5: When I if I had a camera on me and
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 5: I was like, if I was making out with someone
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 5: and a camera like a phone and got into my face,
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 5: I could I would stop making out with that person immediately.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I would stop my life.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, Yeah, the would be so embarrassed.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess it's like I don't know the the
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 3: videos of Jackie, which I feel bad because like I'm
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 3: like Jackie's like we're friends from doing all the out
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 3: of order stuff, so I don't want to, like I
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 3: don't want to shit on her. But like that anxiety
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 3: of like the videos of her trying to kiss Nicky smokes,
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 3: I think I would have to like withdraw from the
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 3: the house the next morning, or like I would come out,
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 3: you guys have a good rest of the month.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: There was a bowl of like there's like a punch
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: bowl of checks mix that she was like grabbing softball
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: size hand fulls of like drunk when I mean she
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: at least she made it home, Like it's not that
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: bad to be doing that. But if I saw myself
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: like with checks mix eating it like an apple, I
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: have to be like, oh my god, what have I done?
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: Not to not to single her out, because obviously she's great,
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: but uh, and I think that she probably feels.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 3: She probably got a lot of the she probably got
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 3: shit already.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean the like it.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 3: The way that I was thinking about it was like
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 3: imagine the anxiety, Like I was just picturing like the
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 3: anxiety that I felt from doing the case race, like
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 3: especially like the second and the third one. But then
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 3: if we were that drunk, and then we were also
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 3: out in public like we were. It was seven people
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 3: or ten people that we've worked with every single day
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 3: all day and we're very good friends with compared to.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 11: Their like in the wild, like they're out yeah and there,
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 11: and our goal is to be funny and have fun,
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 11: and their goal was to, like you some kind of
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 11: romantic uh like little trists that in the same time
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 11: makes them look cool.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: Like it's it's such a tough pursuit.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 3: I didn't know it I didn't know it was so like, uh, like,
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 3: is that is that what they're trying to do? Is
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 3: it like a relationship? Like uh, like a dating show?
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 5: Because I didn't think it's just reality dude, it's just
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 5: reality TV, I guess.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I just didn't think any of the I didn't
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 3: think people were gonna be like thugs in like that.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but dude, I think romance. Romance is always it's
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 5: always a marked beeat of reality TV and then the
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 5: consequences of it. That is what drives all of those
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 5: problem shows.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 3: That's true. I mean even like Survivor, no one's ever like, dude,
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 3: I can't believe you didn't file your fucking taxes on time,
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 3: you know. Yeah, I mean it's a show of like
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 3: ten young people hammered on the shore.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: I love reality TV. I'm like obsessed with like Bravo
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: and stuff like that, So I just knew I had
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: to be part of it, and I'm loving it like
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: I think it is. I mean, I have like a
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: stable family life now, so it's like people who don't
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: live that life can't get enough of drama like that.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: So they're they're definitely like the man in the arena
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: and I'm just like the peasant in the coliseum who's
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: like throwing heads of lettuce and like tomatoes and like laughing,
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: like as I like fart at my house. Like it's
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: I'm like the the viewer. But it's very fun. It's
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: very fun to watch. But goddamn kudos to them for
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: putting their necks on the line. Like now, also like
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: the show all like Nickey Smokes is getting shit but
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: like he is, uh and I'm giving him ship totally,
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: but like the characters, like he's the show. He was
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: the center of the drama every night.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he is the show.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he has to keep on being himself. Francis, I
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: know he'll be. I'm sure you've been talking to him,
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: him giving you pep talks.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 5: I spoke to him. I spoke to him before the
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 5: show and I told him, like, you know, my advice
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 5: would be to ease in, and.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 3: Oh he did not listen to that at all.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 5: I mean it was also the dope advice. It was
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 5: the wrong advice, you know what I mean, Like, I
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 5: don't if he as as Ron put it, if he
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 5: lies low, there's nothing to talk about. So do you
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 5: think it'll stay this?
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 3: Like so like it's obviously it's not happening during what
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 3: is it happening Thursday to Sunday every week? So these
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 3: nikky smokes go back to Chicago. He's in the office
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 3: right now, He's in New York. No, he's in the
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 3: Chicago office right now. Holy, So, like, do you think
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 3: it's gonna wind down at all? Like do you think
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 3: the week four it's going to be?
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 5: Like imagine how much worse the anxiety is knowing that
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 5: you have to fly yeah back there instead of just
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 5: take like a dumb train back to New York.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 12: Dude, Honestly, he's flying with his ex and the like
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 12: he's flying with Annika, Like the cameras go off and
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 12: then they're like all right, like hop in the van,
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 12: we're taking you guys to the airport.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: And they're like on the plane together. Like he's like
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: putting on his headphones in seventeen D and she's in
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: sixteen F.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 3: Like it's all yeah, I mean the Like, the dude,
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 3: if I got that drunk and it was all on
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 3: video and it was in it came out the next day,
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 3: Like flying back to Chicago wouldn't even be on the table.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: I'm walking back I'm putting some on my headphones and
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: I'm walking back.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, getting on a plane would not even be in
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 3: the conversation. It would just be like, oh, no, I'm
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 3: not gonna I'm not doing that. It would be like
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 3: fly home on Monday, I'm not doing that.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 5: Does he go home on Sunday or does he go
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 5: home on Monday?
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: It went right after the after show, so like to
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: have everybody's like, why is that after show not live?
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: Like they don't have the infrastructure to have like a
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: TriCaster and switcher, like with incredible internet to be able
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: to do that live. So they had to edit it.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: We have to shoot a Sunday morning because the poor
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: fucking social people like they need a break too, Like
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: they all just had to go back to work. They're like, okay,
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: you guys get a couple of days off, Like you know,
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: they spent the weekend like out with them filming ted sober,
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: filming them drunk at like DJs at four in the morning,
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: and then they just have to be in on Monday
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: morning to like produce other stuff for barstool.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 3: Are they not getting fucked up to?
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: I don't think like that. I mean maybe maybe like
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: a little bit breks. You have to be It's not
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: like you could just like go fuck off, Like you
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: have to be filming someone from point blank range at
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: every second to like if they say a word, you
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: have to already have been filming so you're not catching
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: it mid sentence. It's fucking insane.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 3: Is this like like DJ's like do they know that?
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 3: Like the barstool people, Like, is it like people know
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 3: they're coming gonna ask?
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 5: They do? They clear? They clear the filming with the
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 5: bar beforehand.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: They clear the filming. They all have section they'll get
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: you like a cable service or like there's like a
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: bar at the one place to osprey. I think that
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: it was like mostly or exclusively the barstool people, so
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: they had space to like have the storylines and uh
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: and do it all. But it was probably good pub
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: for the bars too.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 5: It would be fun to just go and watch and like,
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 5: oh yeah, be there for a night. I like Dante
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 5: a lot. I like hanging out with Dante and he
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 5: cracks me up. When he was I saw a clip
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 5: of him explaining why he signed up for the show
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 5: and how wrong he was about what he thought it
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 5: was gonna be, and he was like, dude, I thought
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 5: this was gonna be like Surviving bar Stool.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: It's a fuck fest. He signed up for the fuck
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: fest thinking he was signing up for like a ropes course,
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: it's pretty fun.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 5: He thought it was like a meaningful game show that
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 5: you know, he could use to say in his contract
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 5: negotiation or something like that. And it's like, dude, you're
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 5: twenty years older than everybody else on this show.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 3: I think this might do more for his contract than
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 3: doing surviving bars, Like he should got a lifetime contract
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 3: just for being there.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's wild to watch, but I think it's
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: I guess good for everybody. But it's also like Dante's
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: not like oblivious, like he writes blogs and is like
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: plugged into barstool stuff and has known the ways a
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: barstool for so long that the fact that he even
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: just like half read in email and signed out away
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: his August to be like sharing a twin bed bedroom
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: with three other people, Like that's that's that's a rough
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: go of it. Yeah, to tof go, that's a tough
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: thinking you're signing up for like summer camp and waking
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: up in Kuwait with the or something like that. How
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: did I get here?
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 3: Oh, we were going to be doing like archery.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: Wait, I gotta I have to shoot the guys shooting
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: that guy.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 5: That guy's not real though, right, Like that's like four years.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: The training is really serious at summer camp. It feels real.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 3: It feels actually real crazy. But I mean, yeah, like
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 3: you said, it's it's definitely entertaining to watch.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I like the I like the cast, I like
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: the people in the house.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 3: Also, I will say, uh, I was super anti like
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 3: the social clips only thing. I actually think it's a
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 3: very good format.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's working really well. I mean the first week
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: I literally could not have gone better. There's nothing to
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: get written up. Every night had storyline, the all the
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: characters like were amplified version of themselves for the most part,
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: and it was great. And I think now we're going
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: to see, like what does a week of discourse about
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: this change because people are reading their own comments, so
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: it's like, are you going back in with strategy? Like
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: are you going back in being like this is what
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: I'm going to be like this time? Like remember you
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: on the second case race, You're like, I mean and
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: it was funny, but you were like, oh, you just
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: had canned answers for everything, you know.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's funny for the first seven hundred
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 3: times you say it, but you're.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: Drunk, so it's like you were drunk at the time,
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: so it makes it funny to just do it a
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: billion times anyway. Yeah, yeah, it's bizarre, and we were
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: in the fortunate position to have the moral high ground
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: of just watching and be like, yeah, these guys are
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: fucking crazy, Like we all wouldn't be fucking psychos if
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: they were just feeding us alcohol for five straight days.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's also So that's another thing. It's like, I
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 3: don't think I don't take any of that shit serious
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 3: to like what those people are actually like, because it's
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 3: an it's an insane position that pretty much no one
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 3: has ever been put in.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: Reality TV show has just put us in a position
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: as a society to have this shared gossip where everybody
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: is like can look at a member of the tribe
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: and be like, oh my god, can you believe that
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: they did this, when in reality it's just like we
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: would just it's just not our turn to be the
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: ones who are gossiped at. They just signed up for it.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 3: It's a great show, though, phenomenal, phenomenal. Speaking of shows,
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 3: have you guys been checking out any of the TA
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 3: Warlords gamming content?
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 5: You guys are?
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: You guys are crushing it's the what's the latest on that?
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: I feel like this is a good cross promo platform
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: for that.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 3: Definitely. Oh shit, dude, theron dot com arty has fifty
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 3: five thousand views. Jesus, people three hours.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: Ago, people are hitting me up who I haven't talked
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: to and fifteen years about this.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 5: That is insane.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 3: That's like fucking Matt's numbers.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 5: You're putting that on there. Yeah.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: T Warlords is now hosting run dot com after the show.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 3: Just so you guys think, I think we're thinking about
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 3: switching back to Bush Bush Gaming.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 5: Alright, yeah, we just like Bush more.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 3: It's got more of them.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 5: You've already got your name. You can't keep switching.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: It, No, you can.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 5: You can.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 3: We have it says in our Twitter bio. It says
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 3: the first thing it says is name subject to change.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: Why. What's wrong with Wards? Is there other people that's warlords.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 3: That's the kind of a problem, is like there's so
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 3: many gaming content things already called warlords.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 5: Also, just like Bush, we were Bush forever.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 3: I don't know why we ever strayed away from the name.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: Well, who wanted to change it? Jerry?
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 3: No, really, no one, So why did you change it?
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: Overthinking who who introduced the idea? It's not like everybody
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: came to the decision together and said it at the
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: same time. Who was like, hey, should we should we
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: change the name?
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 5: No? I think it really was like everyone came together
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 5: and was.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: Like, that's not how ideas happened.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 3: Because when we went into it, Bush was not even
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 3: like the name like what it was like that it
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 3: always has been the name. But when we actually started it,
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 3: we were kind of like, what do we want the
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 3: name to be? We want it to be Bush, and
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 3: then we kind of just came out a list of names. No,
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 3: we just came up with a list of names, including Bush.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: And everyone contributed to the list.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 3: No, we it was I think we asked chat GBT
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 3: for a list, and then uh and then Warlords I
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 3: literally think was the first one that sucks.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 5: Ass.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: Now now I support you going back to Bush.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it's got to be Bush.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 5: It's got to be a.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: Habit a chat GPT as name actually sucks.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 3: And now it does suck, but it's going very well.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: You literally are like a writer for a living and
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: a chat GPT name.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 3: It's it's it's going good. It's going surprisingly well. And uh,
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 3: let's just say we're going to be in Saudi soon.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 3: Saudi is coming soon. One hundred million, one hundred mil
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 3: at least. Why don't you call yourselves the ri Odd warlords?
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 11: Yeah, or tell you tell your d Yeah, that's not
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 11: a bad just to make yourself sound local.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, sound like that was.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 3: So that wasn't one that we considered.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: Actually, yeah it was.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 3: I was kidding when I said it, but but I
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 3: did say I did say it in the meeting.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: Well, it has, it has something to it.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 3: It's got a ring, you know, like you.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: It instills fear in politics.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 3: Who's who's politically attached to Hamas?
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, our propost are aren't necessarily like and fucking Hamas
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: should be the world.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 3: You never know, you never know. I'm sure there's someone
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 3: out there that thinks.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: That I can't wait. We we need to find a
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: way to get on that comedy festival, the Saudi Arabia one.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 5: I can't even think about it.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 3: It just Francis furious.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 5: It combines two of my favorite things, Saudi Arabia and comedy.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 5: I've been on the Saudi Arabia beat since college.
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 3: Didn't you get invited to go out to Saudi Arabia
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 3: and go like spear fishing with by?
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 5: Like no, I was trying to well, I mean yeah,
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 5: I got like a loose invite in that day. He
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 5: was like, you should come, come, come, come spearfishing with us.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 5: We go around the oil we go around the legs
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 5: of the oil rigs. And it was like this dude
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 5: was a prince fully you know, his parents brillionaires. I've
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 5: dm that guy many times that I, uh, I can't anymore.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 3: Does he reply or now?
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 5: No, he hasn't responded once.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: Ah what if he he like, got you confused with
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: like Santino or something. He's like, we thought we were
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 1: inviting you.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 5: Oh. Also he was uh, he wasn't from Saudi, he
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 5: was Uae. It's from Dubai. Mm emarati emarati right from Dubai.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 5: I think I think so yeah, I think he takes
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 5: place there.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: Like Dubai didn't exist like fucking forty years ago, Like
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: how are people from there?
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 5: You know what I learned under forty the richest thing.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 5: Like it's funny. People in America will be like, oh,
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 5: you were a lacrosse player, Like what a rich thing.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 5: It's like, dude, you think that's rich. Falconry is the
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 5: richest thing.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 3: What is that?
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: That's real rich?
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 5: This dude is big into falcon His whole Instagram page
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 5: is him with a falcon on his arm, like sending
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 5: it off to kill whatever and bringing it back for dinner.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: These are the bros who fly to America and get
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: all of Delta Comfort plus booked out so their falcons
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 1: can fly blindfolded for eighteen hours. And like, I mean,
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 1: are you just allowed to bring your falcon on the
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 1: plane like that? I don't what's the premium to get
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 1: your falcon on the plane? Because I'm emotional support?
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: Do not pet this falcon. It's so wild and it's wild.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 1: But those are the actual the most rich people in
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 1: the world are Actually it's not like Larry Ellison and
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: Elon Musk. It's like, actually, Prince al Farukaminu or whatever.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, I was the Saudi. Shit is super big
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  Speaker 3: in the in the esports world, and they're they kind
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  Speaker 3: of have taken over like most of the teams for
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  Speaker 3: all different games like the right now in Call of Duty,
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  Speaker 3: like the like, a good player would probably get paid
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  Speaker 3: like two hundred and fifty k plus around that from
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  Speaker 3: what I know. And then the Saudis are throwing like
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  Speaker 3: two million at guys just sha just shaking things up.
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  Speaker 3: Unbelievable because it's like these guys will never see money
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  Speaker 3: like that from another team. But the Societs there's no
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  Speaker 3: salary caps, so they can just throw ten million at
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  Speaker 3: a dude.
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  Speaker 1: Francis, you probably would know more about this. Is that
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  Speaker 1: who's the guy that's kind of leading this cultural revolution
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  Speaker 1: in Saudi Arabia? It's a kind of globalized. Then is
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  Speaker 1: that a young king or a young prince or something
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  Speaker 1: like that?
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  Speaker 5: NBS, it's the well, fuck, I gotta see.
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  Speaker 1: Is he the one who is uh? He's the one
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  Speaker 1: who's building or he had the idea to build that
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  Speaker 1: massive walled, mirrored city that's like fifty miles long. It's
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  Speaker 1: like he's the same guy who's like, well, we're going
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  Speaker 1: to like make the desert into like a range.
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  Speaker 3: I think that's Dubai. Is it not no pro long
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  Speaker 3: skinny thing that they were trying to build?
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  Speaker 5: That's Sada and they've allegedly they've started it. So NBS
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  Speaker 5: is Mohammed ben Selman, and he's the the facto ruler
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  Speaker 5: of Saudi Arabia. He was the crown Prince and Prime Minister.
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  Speaker 5: He's the heir apparent to the Saudi throne. But he's
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  Speaker 5: My guess is that the current king of Saudi Arabia
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  Speaker 5: is probably very old and they're just waiting for him
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  Speaker 5: to die and then NBS will will be king.
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  Speaker 1: But what I heard about this guy is that he
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  Speaker 1: has like a combination of like a of like ingenuity
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  Speaker 1: of like a startup type of guy, but with also
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  Speaker 1: like the capital to do whatever he wants like in
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  Speaker 1: the world, Like he has the deep pockets but also
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  Speaker 1: the creative thinking to do all this shit. But I mean,
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  Speaker 1: maybe that's just like their propaganda. But seeing that look
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  Speaker 1: like soccer and like East or Marsh and like comedy, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: maybe they're they're doing a form of soft power to
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  Speaker 1: make themselves seem more globally pal yet live and and
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  Speaker 1: now like building this mirrored city and letting people like
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  Speaker 1: have Louis stores and like drink alcohol in certain cities,
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  Speaker 1: Like it seems like there is a bit of a
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  Speaker 1: under they're going to growing some kind of change.
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  Speaker 3: They're trying to become the next Bigs, the next Bigs country.
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  Speaker 5: I think he is credited with a lot of the
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  Speaker 5: sort of liberalization of Saudi Arabia, the modernization of it.
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  Speaker 5: But on one hand, he has created schools like colleges
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  Speaker 5: and universe cities for women. I think he's maybe even
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  Speaker 5: spoken out about co education, which has never happened. But
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  Speaker 5: on the other hand, he's also murdered Jamal Koshoki. He
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  Speaker 5: does things that are very you know, old and and
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  Speaker 5: kind of medieval, and so I don't you know, I
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  Speaker 5: think we Yeah, he's two steps forward, one step backwards.
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  Speaker 1: Probably, well, it's like a conservative country, so they probably
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  Speaker 1: look at him like he's like Gavin Newsom or something
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  Speaker 1: like that. Like half the country's probably like this fucking
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  Speaker 1: lib is destroying.
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  Speaker 5: That because then he'll send a death squad to your
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  Speaker 5: door and you will be murdered.
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  Speaker 3: I don't see a comedy fest. You want to see
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  Speaker 3: your favorite American comedians in Saudi Arabia.
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  Speaker 1: Imagineing Bill Burr just doing like fifteen minutes on Riad
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  Speaker 1: the way he did on Philly. Yeah, and they just
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  Speaker 1: like mow him down out back. It's like this city's trash.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean I wonder what we hang him.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I wonder what jokes they can even do up there.
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  Speaker 5: He's got to be pretty tight. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I'm not saying, hey.
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  Speaker 5: I would have accepted the money myself.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not. I'm not chipting on anybody, but it's definitely
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  Speaker 3: blood money.
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  Speaker 1: Francis, can you also connect some dots to me for me?
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  Speaker 1: Jamal Ka Shogi his dad was like a Kislaine Maxwell's
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  Speaker 1: dad and Epstein associate.
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  Speaker 5: Is that right?
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah? I don't know, like CIA affiliated. Let's look jamal
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  Speaker 1: Ka Shogi's dad and then look up Kislaine Maxwell's dad.
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  Speaker 3: I'm on, I got sixteen gbs of RAM right now.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, we need to cross referencing this sass like
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 1: we're all at our laptops or our computers, our desktops.
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 1: We're at our desktops with blurred backgrounds. Did you blur
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 1: that outing to suck the blur?
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 3: I didn't blur. Yestriots are incredible. What are you even
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 3: talking about?
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  Speaker 5: Really quick? Uh Roan, you're talking about jamal Ku Shogi's
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 5: uncle is the uncle great gad speed of Saudi Arabia.
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  Speaker 5: He uh, and was involved with Epstein and all this.
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  Speaker 3: Stuff involved how though, like business. I'm sure they were
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 3: doing business together. Let's see, like making money moves.
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  Speaker 5: He was a financial client of financier and sex offender
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 5: Jeffrey Epstein for a period.
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 3: So he's a client. Jeff helped him with his money.
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 5: There you go. But we're trying to still.
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  Speaker 3: Get to Saudi guys. We can't be we can't be
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  Speaker 3: burning these bridges yet.
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I just I think that if we identify him
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 1: as a CIA asset now, it kind of gives a
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 1: little bit more reasoning for the Saudis actions, where we're
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 1: we almost become Saudi apologists and we're like, hey, like
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 1: they didn't actually do anything wrong. I think that's what
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 1: watched the dots that I was trying to connect, Well,
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 1: that that we're associating the people they killed with pedophiles.
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: I like the fact that they have created this fucking
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 5: comedy festival, right and every single comedian who has been invited,
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 5: it seems, is going you know what I mean, There
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 5: is not a single comedian in the field who has
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 5: raised a voice and been like I'm not taking that
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 5: blood money. The Saudis are bad, blah blah blah. Every
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 5: one of them is like, yeah, I don't have any
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 5: moral qualms whatsoever about, you know, taking Saudi money. There's
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 5: no there's no press conferences where Dustin Johnson has to
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 5: be like, look, I thought this was the right move
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 5: for my family, and I'm leaving the PGA tour and
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 5: it is what it is.
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 1: It's like, no, none of them have families, first of all.
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  Speaker 1: Second of all, you know that they're all about a dollar.
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 1: And third of all, I heard that they're gonna have
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 1: a hologram of Bernie Mack. I heard that they're really
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 1: get there, getting the estates of dead people like Two
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 1: Bloc performances and Michael Jackson performances. He's going to be like,
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 1: I'm not scared of you, motherfuckers.
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 5: I would take the money in a heartbeat. I would
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 5: have no issue getting absolutely fucking paid. Maybe that's obvious
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 5: to say, but it's just like, I don't know. I
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 5: like that this is a field where no one has
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 5: to pretend that there's some fucking white night, you know situation.
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 1: I like that no one has to have any ethics.
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 1: It's awesome.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, pretty much.
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. I'm curious to see what it's
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 3: going to.
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 1: Be like, SATs are you and Sally right now? Tell
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 1: your rioda already get picked up?
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just touchdown. You know what I was thinking about though,
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 3: when you guys were talking about the buildings. If it's
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 3: so fucking hot, they're building a bunch of mirrored buildings,
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 3: wouldn't that make it hotter? Or Am I wrong about that?
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 1: It's hot on the outside, cool on the inside, the
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 1: sun back, it's like an ice cream paint chop.
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but if you're walking around the streets of No,
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 3: but it's like an enclosed city, so the all that
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 3: the entire outside is mirrored and the inside and it's
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 3: just like I think you're describing right now, Bro, they're
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 3: just trying to build St.
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  Speaker 1: Paul from scratch. We already did that, all right. It
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  Speaker 1: doesn't see it seems dumb as fuck because you're like,
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 1: what if you meet someone and you're like, I live
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 1: in the same I live in the same same city
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 1: as this person. I live in this and you're like
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 1: fifty miles away on a straight line.
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Harry, somehow we can see you better with that
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 5: background than your actual home.
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 3: I know, I gotta fix the lighting.
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 5: Fuck.
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so Francis, what are you leaving for that twenty
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 1: tomorrow morning? Jesus Christ.
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 3: Just having We're just having a hoot in the chat
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 3: right now.
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 5: I chat all come clean, I'll come clean. I asked
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 5: the guys if we could stop because I'm so fucking hungry.
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 5: I didn't get to eat. I haven't eaten anything today
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 5: because I had to go because I don't have a
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 5: window on my car. That's what happened. My car is
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 5: not water tight. Yes, Ron's eating a hot dog? Where
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 5: did you get a hot dog? Kill for a dog?
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 3: Right now? I know it's corn? Do you have a
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 3: dog too? Oh, I'd kill for a dog. Did you
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 3: grill that? No way do I grilled that.
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 5: You don't know what a grill?
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 1: Hot dog?
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 1: What do I do with it? I was stuffing it
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 1: in through the pro pane side. It wasn't working.
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  Speaker 5: Well.
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 3: I gotta do a couple of things. We got the
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 3: out of order shows are coming up for the mascots.
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 3: We're doing a bunch of like premiere shows. I'll be
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 3: at all of them. The only one I'm not going
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 3: to be able to be able to make is the
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 3: Boston one. Unfortunately I have prior commitments.
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 1: It was so good. I saw the first episode. I'm
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 1: super excited for it. You gotta be excited to finally
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 1: see it come out, Sass, all the work that you
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 1: put into it.
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 3: I am. I'm very excited. Yeah, I'm really looking forward
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 3: to that. So check that out. You can get the
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 3: tickets for the online shows I think on the mascots
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 3: Instagram or Twitter either or or like anybody's page. Really
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 3: Tommy fights. And then I'm gonna be on the road
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 3: myself around that same time. I'm gonna be in New York.
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 1: That's not the road, brother, You're talking about the city
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 1: you live Milwaukee, gay boys.
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 3: I think Chicago. I got to check in a check
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 3: on all that ship. I'll have more updates next episode.
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 3: Check out Tea Warlords Gaming. That's all I've got, guys, nice.
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  Speaker 5: I'll be in Phoenix, Uh Boston in December. I've got
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 5: Austin and I've got uh Philly like those are gonna
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 5: those are selling spelling out Boston dates. And then I've
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 5: got one more. I've got San Diego all that this fall.
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 5: It gets to punch up dot Live Slash Francis Ellis. Yeah, awesome, guys,
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 5: good stuff.
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  Speaker 1: I will be in Yuma and Galveston and uh Joliet Road.
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  Speaker 5: me and they're like, wait, I can't find tickets to
• 1:36:04
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• 1:36:08
  Speaker 3: And no matter how many times we say it's a joke,
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 3: people will, they'll still contact can't find it any kids,
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  Speaker 3: You'll be three ten for you here.
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  Speaker 5: We find the children right outside the school and we
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 5: hooked them up. That's how we find.
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• 1:36:45
  Speaker 3: was talking about like political shit. That's the problem with Massad.
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  Speaker 3: That's the problem. That's the problem.
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  Speaker 5: We're running into you right now.
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  Speaker 3: On I got leaper sales all over the city, all.
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  Speaker 5: Right, thought of a boy, dad, thanks everyone.
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  Speaker 3: See you boys.
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  Speaker 10: I was only falling days.
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  Speaker 1: So?
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• 1:38:18
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