Latest / The Treehouse Show Podcast / The Debate Debacle | Episode 102
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- 0:24It is time. It's just it's Christ. Is it ever a time for
- 0:32you to join us inside the Treehouse? Come laugh with me, Daniel Maley,
- 0:39Trade Trendholm, and Raj Sharma, Because even though we had an episode
- 0:45the Friday episode the day after the presidential debate twenty twenty four, we didn't
- 0:51really get into it much. I was still kind of digesting it, and
- 0:55I think we were all still having difficulty forming words, and we weren't the
- 1:00only ones. So after the taking the weekend to process everything that we didn't
- 1:08just see but witnessed in the presidential debate. In the presidential Debate twenty twenty
- 1:17four, typically we stay away from the political side of things inside the Treehouse
- 1:23because politics is so divisive these days. Not that that's anything new. It's
- 1:27pretty divisive, you know, even back when the forefathers were, you know,
- 1:30deciding how to run this thing, but it's just more so now,
- 1:37and so we have a tendency to stay away from it because our point,
- 1:40our angle, what we like to do here in the Treehouse on the show
- 1:44is to bring all of us together where we can all laugh at the silliness
- 1:48in the world, all the stupid that surrounds us. But this is one
- 1:52of those times where you know, politics and stupid collide and ah head on
- 2:00uh and so we can't ignore a pile of stupid this big yep uh.
- 2:07But before we get into any substantive issues of the debate, stupidity, not
- 2:15actual issues, but just the substantive stupidity of the debate itself, I have
- 2:23one very poignant thing to say. H Yeah, I have not done that
- 2:39in a long time. Apparently when I drink whiskey, I turned into Forest
- 2:45Gump. This also sounds a little bit like a screaming monkey, like remember
- 2:53the monkey? Yeah, there is there is a liquor bran called monkey Shoulder.
- 3:00But Trey, you remember the monkey Bash game, the bartop game.
- 3:05For a while there, Tara and I would go head to head with Trey
- 3:09and saying who could rack up the biggest score on the monkey Bash game?
- 3:13And this actually sounds like the monkey when you smack him. Anyway, That's
- 3:20all I gotta say about that. Yeah, again, not wanting to jump
- 3:25in too deep inside the stupid end of the presidential debate twenty twenty four and
- 3:31honestly the only really coherent time where it actually felt like an honest to god
- 3:37debate. Was it when they were arguing over you know, immigration or the
- 3:43economy, It was their goddamn golf scores. This is one of the few
- 3:47times on the entire debate that both mics were on at the same time.
- 3:53And this is what we got. Yeah, just won two club championships,
- 3:57not even senior, two regular club championships. To do that, you have
- 4:00to be quite smart, and you have to be able to hit the ball
- 4:02a long way. And I do it. He doesn't do it. He
- 4:04can't hit the ball fifty yards. He challenged me to a golf match.
- 4:08He can't hit a ball fifty yards. Look, I'd be happy to have
- 4:11a driving contest him. I got my handicap, which when I was vice
- 4:15president, down to a six. I told you before, I'm happy to
- 4:18play golf if you carry your own bag. There's a six handicap of all.
- 4:26I was an eight handicap. I've seen your swing. I know you
- 4:30swing. It's two. It's two kids again, right, I can wuk
- 4:43faster than you. Okay, but my foot hurt. Let's just settle this.
- 4:46Top golf regardless, regardless of your political affiliation. When Biden said he
- 4:51was a six handicap. Collectively, every golfer in America did an iceman he
- 4:59did. He did qualifying when he was vice president. Even when he was
- 5:02vice president, he was never a six handy cap. I caught a fish
- 5:08this big. Yeah, But I mean also, I mean, Trump's former
- 5:12caddy calls him Pele because he likes to kick the ball. You ever read
- 5:15about Trump playing golf, He like, you know, if you play golf
- 5:18with Trump, you have to lose, Like that is. That's why he's
- 5:21like a one two club trick exactly everyone else would. No one was going
- 5:26to beat him, no doubt about that. Yeah, but a six handicap,
- 5:30like for sure, in his mind he is a six handicap. Look,
- 5:34he's just like the difference is wheelchair after the sixth hole? Well,
- 5:40no, because he's not playing on a normal course. He's playing at putt
- 5:44putt. Yes, it's just in his mind he thinks it's Tory Pines.
- 5:50But I mean, and Trey, you can admit this as well. And
- 5:53then you see this as well. Him when he was vice president, far
- 5:57more energetic and like even if you want the XIT video for Obama where they
- 6:01had like Bayiner and and and Biden and all these guys come in and like
- 6:05when Obama's trying to get his license and all that. That was a great
- 6:08video, but like that was a completely different Joe Biden than what is present
- 6:12today because of the toughness of the job. So I mean, if like
- 6:15if it was a tan handy cap what and he wants to lie about it
- 6:17in front of Trump and whatever, who cares? But it was just it
- 6:20was sad to they just went down to like their eleven year old selves.
- 6:25That's what happened when you reach that age is you eventually start to revert and
- 6:29you just become you know, well, it was just like when watching the
- 6:31golf thing, I was like, god like and it's I'm just waiting for
- 6:35like, but I'm taller, No, I'm taller, but you know I
- 6:39did like the uh he made a dig at the at him being two hundred
- 6:42and twenty five pounds. I did like that. I was like, okay,
- 6:44kind of kind of sassy at the end. That's because you like Biden
- 6:46though. It rat that that was what I like. It's like your fat
- 6:49no, no, you're fat no no, But I did but I did
- 6:53like like I was like, he's trying to He's trying to like he's trying
- 6:56to match Trump on the snarky shit, right, He's like, well,
- 7:00you're you're yeah, you're like you said two hundred and twenty five pounds.
- 7:02I actually, I don't think it was an accident. I don't think it
- 7:06was an accident that in the middle of all the debate clips and memes and
- 7:11things that I saw on social media last night, tucked in the middle of
- 7:14it was two really old dudes at a nursing home getting into a fist fight.
- 7:19It's like, that's had to be related in the algorithm. Do you
- 7:21guys remember that episode of Family Guy where it's the child molester and then there's
- 7:26the they find out there's a guy, an older guy that's next door that's
- 7:30a Nazi. No, I missed that episode. Oh it's so somebody posted
- 7:33that meme as well as as Joe Biden and Trump after the debate, and
- 7:38it's like the slow motion fight that they're like he realizes like that was his
- 7:42arch nemesis from back in World War Two and now they're old men with walkers,
- 7:46and like they both fall asleep in the middle of the fight on the
- 7:47ground. It was like gruppy old men. You just needed Meredith to come
- 7:53in there and separate the two. That would have made the debate so awesome.
- 7:57Bur Just Meredith would have saved that debate. God that had been That
- 8:00would have been a thing of beauty. Also very scary because he's really dead.
- 8:07Well, these two are not far behind him. You're listening to the
- 8:15Treehouse. Visit us online at Treehouse on Air dot com. Let's get Jacqueline
- 8:28from Brooks Plumbing into the Treehouse now for any and all of your plumbing once
- 8:31and needs. Give her a call to one four three six eight thirty eight
- 8:35thirty eight the website Brooks Plumbing Texas dot com. The other day you posted
- 8:39on the Brooks Plumbing Facebook page a what appears to be a plumber driving his
- 8:46work van off of the residential street, popping a curb, going through one
- 8:50yard and then ending up crashing through what looks to be a brick and wood
- 8:58fence into the backyard of another they are home to which you smartly captioned same
- 9:01or next day's service, just maybe not this fast. And it was a
- 9:07competitor's vehicle, not one of mine, doing said accident wreckage off roading but
- 9:13all of the plumbers, we all talk to each other. And that was
- 9:18posted in a plumbing forum on Facebook, a group called Service Plumbers of Texas.
- 9:24And if you do anything in a plumbing truck, or you do a
- 9:28very bad job, there is no one that has seen worse craftsmanship than the
- 9:35craftsman that comes behind the last guy that was at your house, and we're
- 9:39all going to talk about it if it's done wrong. And I have developed
- 9:45a hypothesis that plumbers are like high school girls in the bathroom. They know
- 9:50everything about what's going on. And I saw this post in the group today
- 9:54and was just like, here is a marketing gold nugget gifted to me by
- 10:01the gods. And we will be sharing this video. And if you haven't
- 10:03been to our Facebook at least go look at that. Because I was sitting
- 10:07at my desk this morning going oh my god, Oh my god, because
- 10:11it was just so bad. I will say I hope that the technician was
- 10:15not having like a medical episode that led to this. I hope he had
- 10:18not fallen asleep, I want to say, I respectfully for him. I
- 10:22hope it was the breaks. But there's a woman in the backyard sitting at
- 10:26her patio table when he burst through into the yard. And I don't know
- 10:31if she heard him coming, but she had just gotten up from the table
- 10:35right before he plows right in front of it. For any and all of
- 10:37your plumbing wants and needs and UH to not run through your yard with the
- 10:41company vehicle, Paul Jacqueline and Brooks Plumbing two one, four, three,
- 10:46six, eight thirty eight and again that website Brooke Plumbingtexas dot com. You're
- 10:56hitting the treehouse. This is online on Treehouse on Air dot com. This
- 11:01segment of the Treehouse is brought to you by Cook DFW Roofing and Restoration for
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- 11:26dot com. Coming off the heels of dipping our toe in the the pool
- 11:33of stupid that was the presidential debate on Thursday night, there was a major
- 11:39issue that I was personally offended that was not brought up by the common not
- 11:43the commentators, by the moderators. Sure, if that's one way to look
- 11:50at them from CNN. Was the issues was the issue of the continuing noosance,
- 12:00that is, these monoliths that keep popping up around the country. I
- 12:05don't remember if these were popping up around the world, but I know for
- 12:07sure they were popping up in, you know, seemingly random places around the
- 12:13country. And there was one recently. And this is why I was so
- 12:18deeply personally offended that it was not asked to either candidate during the debate.
- 12:24Was the one that was just found recently in Colorado. Another monolith found in
- 12:31Colorado, this one allegedly resembling more of the style of monolith that we saw
- 12:37in Stanley Kubrick's two thousand and one of Space Odyssey before the monkey started using
- 12:41tools and things. So why are also aliens were not asked to Trump or
- 12:48Biden? Why are we not getting answers to the questions that we most need.
- 12:52Well, I think it was wasn't it Clinton that was like, yeah,
- 12:56Area fifty two is a thing. And then I think it was somebody
- 12:58else was like I think it was Obama that was like, yeah, I'm
- 13:01gonna look into it, and I think there's some stuff that we need to
- 13:05declassify, and it could you know, as soon as I find out more
- 13:07about it. It's all a little a bit of a bait and switch when
- 13:11it comes to the aliens of like we we're gonna, we're gonna have a
- 13:13committee, and they did. They had that one day in front of Congress,
- 13:16and he's like, I'm telling you, this stuff is real. And
- 13:20that's why I'm saying. You've got a guy who supposedly has lots of credibility.
- 13:24We've talked about him, you know, because because it's important way to
- 13:28know about this stuff. You have all the declassified videos, you know,
- 13:31coming out of the Navy and the Air Force where they're you know, can't
- 13:35keep up with strange aircraft and such, and the monoliths and aliens. I
- 13:39want to know, ask ask these guys that have the clearance. Maybe then
- 13:46again, the government may have Maybe the deep state is real, and the
- 13:50deep state absolutely refuses to tell Trump or Biden anything about aliens just for the
- 13:54safety of us all I don't know. Okay, here's my what what if?
- 13:58And just go with me on this what if? This is like whatever
- 14:01planet they're on. This is their banksy and this is what he does.
- 14:05He just he just randomly he does these monoliths, and they're like, what
- 14:11do you got going on now? And he's like, Oh, I'm gonna
- 14:15go down and put these monoliths on Earth. They won't know what hit him.
- 14:18And so in the middle of the night he comes in he's like,
- 14:20because I think there's one in Vegas that's like all shiny and metal. Yeah,
- 14:24like, oh, this is gonna because Vegas is all shiny and there's
- 14:28a lot of metal there bamp in the middle of the desert. And then
- 14:30he just flew off another strange another strange monolith, this one more reminiscent of
- 14:37the one of the movie two thousand and one of Space Odyssey, appeared in
- 14:39Colorado, northwest of Fort Collins. Nearly two hundred and fifty mysterious monoliths,
- 14:46many of them three sided and prism shaped prism not prison, have been discovered
- 14:52around the world since twenty twenty. Another was found last week or two weeks
- 14:56ago near Las Vegas. That's the one you're talking about, raj. The
- 15:00Vegas Metropolitan Police Department said it was removed on June twentieth due to public safety
- 15:05and environmental concerns. This Colorado specimen, which is rectangular and reflective, was
- 15:11found on a hill outside Bellevue, Colorado, stands about eight feet tall,
- 15:15four feet wide and is bolted into a concrete pad. Yeah. See that's
- 15:20what I'm saying, Like, this is their this is their vanguard artist from
- 15:24whatever planet they are, like borgone nine and he's he's there, he's their
- 15:30dude, and this is what he does. And if you can get your
- 15:33hands on it, it's gonna be worth millions one day if that's the currency
- 15:37that they trade, sure or or or it's gonna be worth natural gas.
- 15:45I mean, most of them sound like there was a strip club that went
- 15:46out of business and they just didn't know what to do with the stuff.
- 15:54I think, I think, I think we found. I think the mystery
- 15:56has been solved. I want to go to that. I want to go
- 16:03to the strip club though, where they're just instead of pole dancing, they're
- 16:06a monolith swinging. It's hard to go around them when they're rectangular shaped.
- 16:12That's where the extra money comes. Yeah, it's the challenge any ho can
- 16:18swing around the ball that has to be a shirt Yeah, anyhow, it
- 16:37takes a special hoade. It's going run a monolith. Well, like they
- 16:44said, it's it's it's bolted into a concrete slab, so it doesn't have
- 16:47any give. I mean, you hit that thing at full tilt. You
- 16:55ain't getting back up. What are you doing right now wiping the monolith,
- 17:02always leaving a snail trail? Yeah, at that point you wouldn't think it
- 17:08was such a mystery. Just follow the trail. You're listening to the Treehouse.
- 17:26Visit us online that Treehouse on air dot com. It's just stripper excretions
- 17:30and glitter. Eight three three cook df W. That's the phone number you
- 17:40need to reach Daniel Cook from Cook df W Roofing and Restoration the website cookdfw
- 17:45dot com. Daniel, are you really good at something that is difficult for
- 17:51others? Or maybe the opposite, something's really difficult for you that's easy for
- 17:55others. I'm gonna give you a couple examples, not to put you on
- 17:56the spot too much. Some people really good at math, others struggle.
- 18:02Some people are really good at hula hooping, but struggle. I'm a hula
- 18:04hoop struggler. I don't know if you're a hula hoop fired answer and uh,
- 18:10or even chopsticks. I'm good at chopsticks, but I see other people
- 18:12struggle. Anything jump to your mind where you're like, oh, yeah,
- 18:15I'm great at that, but other people suck. I mean a couple things
- 18:18I guess I stand out. If you ask Carrie. She always really gives
- 18:23me a lot of crap about my spelling. And I try to spell really
- 18:26well, but I guess sometimes easy words, I sometimes flip flop letters and
- 18:33it's it's just something small, and I catch myself and thank Goodness for spell
- 18:37check now and everything, so it doesn't make me look like a complete idiot.
- 18:40Well, as long as you get the roof on right side up,
- 18:41I think that's the main thing. And also you you you missed an opportunity.
- 18:48So I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna pose the question to you again.
- 18:51Is there something you're really good at but others suck at? Well? Well,
- 18:56of course it's roofing, man rufing, construction in general, detail,
- 19:00spelling, not so much. Everything else you got down every time, no
- 19:04problem at all. Give the man a call for that free roof inspection,
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- 19:18cookdfw dot com. You're in the Treehouse. Listen us online at Treehouseonair dot
- 19:32com. This segment of the Treehouse is brought to you by our friends at
- 19:36Brooks Plumbing. For any and all of your plumbing once and needs called Jacqueline
- 19:40at two one four, three six eight thirty eight thirty eight two one four,
- 19:42three six eight thirty eight thirty eight the website Brooks Plumbing Texas dot com.
- 19:49That's Brooks Plumbingtexas dot com. Sorry, I just still stuck on the
- 19:56image of the tripper's reflection in the monoliths. Let's you know, they go
- 20:00around. It's hot to two point zero intergalactic. That's not milk in the
- 20:14milky way. This while a sad story, there is a stupid spin I
- 20:27can put on it, Okay, so bear with me when you hear this.
- 20:33You guys have seen the notebook, right, Yes, yeah, Trey
- 20:37has. Trey's been subjective to it, RAJ, you have not. I
- 20:41haven't seen it all the way. I've seen the end, and I've seen
- 20:45like most of the like, there's a bit in the middle that I'm missing.
- 20:47Okay, now, did did you fall asleep or did you escape?
- 20:51No? I think I got up to cook. Oh that's a smart idea.
- 20:55Yeah, it's come on, baby, I'm gonna go make us.
- 20:57I'm I'm gonna make us some pasta prima feria. I'll be right. I
- 21:00actually think I was making spaghetti. I think it was I made pasta from
- 21:04scratch. That's gonna take a long time. I gotta, you know,
- 21:07I gotta make I gotta get the good stuff. Uh. So, the
- 21:15gist of the film is it's a love story. It's one of the epic
- 21:18love stories. It's uh one that most of us as men get subjected to
- 21:23in our romantic relationships. And it's always uh an interesting thing when life imitates
- 21:33art. So in the film The Notebook, it's the struggle for this these
- 21:37two people to finally get together, and when they do, at the end
- 21:41of their lives, she has dementia or Alzheimer's and she doesn't remember things the
- 21:48way she used to, and so James Garner uh and Gina Rowlands, those
- 21:52are the actors portraying the old couple. He retells her, I think every
- 21:56single day of their life together and the story of their love, and then
- 22:03at the end of the film they both die. Well, this is where
- 22:08life imitates art and it's kind of sad, but again, bear with me.
- 22:12Gina Rowlands, the actress from the Notebook, has Alzheimer's, just like
- 22:19her character did. Her son, Nick Cassavetti's, did not realize by the
- 22:25way her son was. Nick Cassavetti's, who also directed the movie, says,
- 22:29it's so crazy. We lived it, she acted it, and now
- 22:32it's on us. He also apologized for being the one who spilled the beans
- 22:37years ago about Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gossling hating each other on the set.
- 22:41He claims the interviewer caught him on a bad day. It all worked out,
- 22:44Rachel and Ryan ended up dating. So so back to Gina Rowlands from
- 22:48The Notebook, her actual self imitating the character she portrayed in the Notebook,
- 22:56she has come down with Alzheimer's. Now the stupid spin on this for us
- 23:00in the Treehouse is what other actors are now looking over their shoulders, thinking,
- 23:06oh God, what role is going to get me? Like, is
- 23:08Liam Neeson looking at his as kids going to you guys, don't leave the
- 23:11house anymore? Oh gotcha? I thought you were saying, who would who
- 23:15would be fearful of having Alzheimer's my favorite one? No? I mean like,
- 23:18like, if you're an actor, what's the one role you're now worried
- 23:22about? Oh? God, what if this role? What if one of
- 23:23these roles is what kills me? Yes? So if it's any of the
- 23:29Italian actors, they're all just going to get hit, mob hit. Everybody's
- 23:34going to get whacked and end up in a trunk that will actually be fitting
- 23:37for those dudes. Though, Well, Patino and de Niro have very young
- 23:44children. Have to worry about those kids. They'll be fine. Yeah,
- 23:48okay, so who Yeah, Liam Neeson needs to worry about his kids.
- 23:52I would think m H. Mel Brooks that have a ton of stuff to
- 23:56worry about. And he just turned ninety eight, so I mean he knows
- 24:06his as it is. He's at the age where he thinks he is Moses.
- 24:18And like I said, it's one of those weird, unfortunate things where
- 24:22life imitates art and I just I just I know I'm putting you guys on
- 24:26the spot, trying to think about, well, what's what's another actor after
- 24:29hearing about Gina Rowlands, thinking like, oh god, this role may be
- 24:32what what gets me And if we're being honest, I mean it kind of
- 24:34happened first to Heath Ledger. Jeane Hat's gonna regret doing the bird cage,
- 24:45but Nathan Lane's going to be very happy, super excited. Visit us online
- 25:00a Treehouse on Air dot com. You're listening to the Treehouse. Visit us
- 25:23online at Treehouse on Air dot com. As we keep delving deeper into the
- 25:33pool of stupid today, this is an important story to share with you because
- 25:41the medical industry is a challenging one, to say the least. It's difficult
- 25:45to get into as it should be, and it can be a difficult occupation
- 25:52for all involved. I don't care what job you have within the healthcare industry,
- 25:57it's a challenging one. Whether it's you know, the janitor in the
- 26:00hospital that's not an easy gig, all the way up to you know,
- 26:06the person who heads up a hospital. Nurses, doctors, uh, physicians,
- 26:11all all the jobs in between, they're all very difficult except dermatology.
- 26:15I think they're they're they're they're Okay, there's not a there's not a high
- 26:19stress situation where you're like that goddamn mole. Well, it may not be
- 26:25a high stress situation, but it's a high icky factor. Yes, there
- 26:29is a there's a lot of puss. Yeah, and it's not always puss.
- 26:33Sometimes they pull critters out of there, they do. Yeah. Some
- 26:37of the nastiest stuff I have seen online has been from dermatology videos. Yeah,
- 26:41those are the good ones, are they? Yeah? I love those?
- 26:45Haven't I showed you the explosive syst Oh, I'm sure I I uh
- 26:51yeah, I'm sure those are fantastic. My doctor pimple popper all day long.
- 26:56Within that it's actually the pediatrist. Oh yeah, the overgrown toenails and
- 27:03stuff like killing me. That's the show. That's a great name, by
- 27:07the way, because we've all said that at one point, man, my
- 27:10feet are killing me, and somebody's like, yeah, now I'm gonna find
- 27:14that's the one. Oh man, when you get there, like the toenails
- 27:17that are going like that and they're like hedge trimmers to them. I have
- 27:22seen so being as I live on an island in the middle of the Caribbean.
- 27:26I see a lot more feet than than the average Texan does because most
- 27:30people are walking around and flip flops, and I I would kindly request that
- 27:36before you come on vacation a pedicure. Yeah, some trim some of these
- 27:41things because they they look like a low triming commercial gone bad. Here's this
- 27:48is just a public service announcement from the treehouse. If you don't have flip
- 27:52flop feet, don't put your feet in them. There are some people.
- 27:56I remember I was in Austin with my buddy on a boat. There was
- 28:00a bunch of us and I looked down and his pinky toe was the saddest
- 28:04toe I've ever seen. Like that that piggy didn't we all the way home?
- 28:10That that one. That one it looked like it committed suicide. Uh.
- 28:14It was hanging off the side of the flip flop. I'm like,
- 28:15your toe, your pinky toe looks like it's trying to get away from the
- 28:18rest of your foot like and the rest of his foot. I was like,
- 28:23are your toenails gray? Like what is happening? Uh? And he's
- 28:27like yeah, man. So sometimes it just it's a blood float thing.
- 28:30I was like, put socks on and and tennis. Shit, you're a
- 28:34white dude. Put on some new balance. Nobody's gonna question than the full
- 28:38transition. Yes, boat shoes, buddy, That's that's why they're called them.
- 28:44Uh I uh have I have good feet, like my my pinky toe
- 28:48has the full nail, like I don't have that weird little that thing that
- 28:52some people get that's gross. Well. The thing you don't want is if
- 28:56you are, you know, on a boat for the day, is you
- 29:00don't want people to be able to hear you coming as you walk across the
- 29:03hole. If you're walking on the deck of the boat and people can hear
- 29:07you coming up from feet away over the outboard, that's a problem. You
- 29:11need to trim those things. Yeah, if you can, If you can,
- 29:14like hand me something with your foot, you know what it's like,
- 29:17Hey man, can you have me those plyers and you just grab them with
- 29:18your toes like that? Put those in shoes. I don't need to see
- 29:23your hand foot. It's also dangerous on the like if you're doing the tube
- 29:30dragging behind the boat, you don't want you don't want the toes to pop
- 29:34the tube and you know, the kids and everybody drowns. Yeah, but
- 29:37it can also slow your It can slow you down if you just put them
- 29:41in the water and then act like an anchor. And it's gonna slow you
- 29:44down because you have gross feet. Not everybody you know this, Not everybody
- 29:48dispers And here's the thing I'm I'm not I'm not big on like, hey,
- 29:52you need to get a pet. I'm just like, if they're gross,
- 29:55just clean them up a little bit. Yeah, I mean it,
- 29:56paint your toenails. I'm guys and girls, we can all do that now.
- 30:00It's it's twenty twenty four. Get a wagner that way, it feels
- 30:03manlier when you when you do it, you just spray across. Just get
- 30:10the blue tape. What color are your nails? Black and decker? Yeah,
- 30:19So have have have good feet and if you don't, and if if
- 30:22you're aware you know you have good feet or not, and if you don't,
- 30:26let's not all feel Yeah. So the medical profession is pretty difficult unless
- 30:32you're a pediatrist, as we've now established, heart surgeons though that's a pretty
- 30:37tough gig, right, And I don't know if it's a light that is
- 30:42befallen the heart surgeons of Texas, or if this is just a you know,
- 30:48specific problem in one hospital chain, but there's been a fifteen million dollars
- 30:56settlement that has been reached after doctors a leg left heart surgeries to perform other
- 31:02operations. If there's one thing I don't want in a surgeon, it's a
- 31:08multitasker or your side hustle. Yeah, if my heart surgeon walks in with
- 31:19my uber eats order, I would like your second opinion. I got a
- 31:30pepperoni, extra cheese and an appendectomy for damn. Although it actually would be
- 31:37pretty helpful if it was a I think it's a gastroentrologist that does the stomach
- 31:42stapling, So that would actually be cool because then you can get one last
- 31:47really big carbon heavy meal and then after you eat it, they can just
- 31:51cut it out. Yeah, because a large Pepperoni pizza to a bypass is
- 31:55just ironic. Yeah, Oh god, I love this show. There it
- 32:13is Treehouse episode one two, coming off the heels at the stupidest presidential debate
- 32:20I've ever seen. I feel better about it. I'm not sure I totally
- 32:23feel better about the direction our country's headed in but it's like being on the
- 32:28It's like being on the front seat of a roller coaster on fire with no
- 32:30track ahead. Stay on the island, Dan, We're all coming. We're
- 32:36all coming there soon. We'll see you next time in the Treehouse. Oh
- 32:43and be sure to check out Treehouse on Air dot com. Check out Treehouse
- 32:45on Air dot com. It's the new website. All the shows are posted
- 32:47there. And you also want to make sure you mark on your calendars the
- 32:53Treehouse Pool Party slash, Summer Party, slash whatever. We're gonna end up
- 32:58calling it the official name. I'll get it all figured out at some point,
- 33:00but market on your calendar. Saturday July twenty seventh at the Foe Pool
- 33:06in Dallas, the Fraternal Order of Eagles in Dallas. That's the Treehouse and
- 33:10the Foe Saturday July twenty seventh, not only celebrating summer and heat, but
- 33:17also our very own trade Trendholmes fiftieth birthday. We're going to celebrate by seeing
- 33:22if you can survive in one hundred and ten degree, whether it's now or
- 33:29if I look like I need to be on a presidential debate stage. That
- 33:35actually gives me an idea for a bit that we could do at the show
- 33:37July twenty seventh at the Foe Treehouse on air dot com see later