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The EPIC Finale: Reviewing Twilight Breaking Dawn · Vibe Check LIVE

• 0:00
  Charles: Folks,
• 0:01
  Charles: we have done the impossible.
• 0:04
  Charles: Over the last four weeks,
• 0:06
  Charles: we have watched all five Twilight movies,
• 0:12
  Charles: and we are here tonight,
• 0:14
  Charles: tonight,
• 0:15
  Charles: to finish what we started.
• 0:17
  Charles: Tonight,
• 0:18
  Charles: we are reviewing both Breaking Dawn,
• 0:21
  Charles: parts one and two.
• 0:23
  Charles: I was about to say Breaking Bad.
• 0:24
  Charles: (laughing)
• 0:25
  Charles: Wrong piece of media.
• 0:29
  Charles: Not quite.
• 0:29
  Charles: that folks,
• 0:30
  Charles: we've got a great show for you.
• 0:32
  Charles: Chris,
• 0:34
  Charles: roll the intro.
• 0:36
  Chris: Okay.
• 1:27
  Nora: Hi,
• 1:27
  Nora: I'm Nora.
• 1:30
  Nora: This is Charles.
• 1:32
  Nora: Welcome to Vibe Check.
• 1:34
  Nora: We're vibing.
• 1:35
  Nora: Having a good night.
• 1:37
  Nora: (laughing)
• 1:38
  Chris: Are you just gonna do that for the whole show, Charles?
• 1:41
  Nora: On the ones and twos,
• 1:42
  Nora: oh,
• 1:43
  Nora: oh,
• 1:43
  Nora: give us a call,
• 1:44
  Nora: 888-8535,
• 1:46
  Nora: give us a call,
• 1:47
  Nora: leave a message,
• 1:49
  Nora: tell us how your week has been,
• 1:50
  Nora: tell us what you think about Breaking Dawn parts one and two
• 1:55
  Nora: and make sure and comment,
• 1:57
  Nora: 'cause you know,
• 1:59
  Nora: we love to see you guys.
• 2:00
  Nora: On the ones and twos, over here,
• 2:02
  Nora: we have Chris.
• 2:04
  Chris: That's me,
• 2:05
  Chris: hi everybody.
• 2:06
  Chris: Welcome back,
• 2:07
  Chris: it's Wednesday,
• 2:08
  Chris: we're here.
• 2:09
  Chris: We're here to break up your week.
• 2:11
  Chris: We're here to put some smiles on your faces.
• 2:13
  Chris: We're here to watch Charles dance.
• 2:16
  Chris: How are you out there?
• 2:20
  Nora: Ooh,
• 2:20
  Nora: Charles is getting into it.
• 2:21
  Chris: Ooh, now he's dancing.
• 2:22
  Chris: Getting into it.
• 2:23
  Nora: Yeah. - Getting into it.
• 2:24
  Nora: Ooh, yeah.
• 2:26
  Nora: Good clap in there.
• 2:29
  Nora: Ooh, there it is, there it is.
• 2:31
  Nora: There it is, you know it.
• 2:32
  Nora: You know it.
• 2:34
  Nora: There's not even any music going anymore.
• 2:36
  Chris: No, that's how good he is.
• 2:37
  Chris: He doesn't need it.
• 2:38
  Nora: Exactly,
• 2:39
  Nora: exactly.
• 2:41
  Nora: (laughing)
• 2:42
  Nora: Well, how are you guys tonight?
• 2:44
  Nora: (laughing)
• 2:46
  Chris: Charles, are you gonna try to go
• 2:47
  Chris: as long as you can without speaking?
• 2:50
  Chris: Is that the idea?
• 2:52
  Chris: Okay,
• 2:53
  Chris: all right.
• 2:54
  Chris: I see you.
• 2:55
  Nora: I see you.
• 2:56
  Nora: Well, I guess,
• 2:58
  Nora: you know.
• 2:59
  Nora: (laughing)
• 3:01
  Nora: (laughing)
• 3:05
  Nora: Fully zip the lip.
• 3:07
  Nora: Not, but okay, the key has not been thrown away.
• 3:11
  Nora: I have not.
• 3:12
  Nora: (laughing)
• 3:14
  Nora: But now your tongue is out,
• 3:15
  Nora: so can you open the mouth or close the,
• 3:18
  Nora: how does the zipper work?
• 3:21
  Nora: (laughing)
• 3:25
  Nora: You know what though,
• 3:26
  Chris: we are,
• 3:27
  Chris: I think we're prepared for this contingency.
• 3:30
  Nora: Are we?
• 3:31
  Charles: I may be gay,
• 3:32
  Charles: but I'm not gay AI,
• 3:34
  Charles: at least not yet.
• 3:37
  Charles: (laughing)
• 3:39
  Charles: Oh my God.
• 3:41
  Charles: (laughing)
• 3:43
  Charles: Everything I do is wrong.
• 3:47
  Charles: You guys did such a good job without me
• 3:49
  Charles: for those few moments of silence.
• 3:52
  Chris: Three minutes of silence.
• 3:55
  Charles: Three whole minutes of silence.
• 3:57
  Charles: Probably.
• 3:58
  Charles: from a certified yapper and y'all did okay.
• 4:03
  Charles: We did okay.
• 4:04
  Nora: I was just gonna start talking.
• 4:06
  Charles: You should have, you should have.
• 4:08
  Charles: Yeah,
• 4:09
  Charles: so welcome everybody to Loudspeakers
• 4:13
  Charles: hit show,
• 4:15
  Charles: Vibe Check.
• 4:16
  Nora: Yeah,
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  Nora: longest running hit show.
• 4:18
  Charles: Longest running,
• 4:20
  Charles: longest consecutive running.
• 4:22
  Nora: Consecutive running.
• 4:23
  Charles: Yeah,
• 4:23
  Charles: show Vibe Check,
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  Charles: Starring your host Charles Joseph Kelly
• 4:30
  Nora: and me Nora
• 4:32
  Charles: And Chris on the ones and twos
• 4:35
  Chris: Yep,
• 4:35
  Chris: we did this intro already.
• 4:37
  Chris: You guys did this already?
• 4:38
  Chris: Yeah
• 4:39
  Charles: Wasn't paying attention.
• 4:41
  Charles: I was I just wanted to do it again
• 4:44
  Charles: Because that's my job
• 4:46
  Charles: That is my job and you guys are stealing my job. It did feel weird doing it,
• 4:50
  Nora: but you know
• 4:51
  Chris: It's not our fault. You weren't talking Charles. Yeah, I just said it was your fault that I wasn't talking
• 4:55
  Charles: Keep it rolling.
• 4:56
  Chris: Oh, okay.
• 4:58
  Charles: The shit that you pull right before we go live.
• 5:00
  Charles: (laughing)
• 5:02
  Chris: What on earth are you talking about?
• 5:04
  Charles: Where you cut to us every time
• 5:07
  Charles: and then you kind of magically think
• 5:10
  Charles: that while we're waiting,
• 5:13
  Charles: this episode's brought to you by Diet Dr. Pepper,
• 5:15
  Charles: by the way,
• 5:16
  Charles: I gotta turn the can.
• 5:17
  Charles: Zero sugar.
• 5:18
  Charles: Right towards the camera.
• 5:21
  Charles: Zero sugar,
• 5:23
  Charles: hundreds of aspartame.
• 5:25
  Chris: Hundreds.
• 5:26
  Charles: Hundreds?
• 5:27
  Nora: Yeah.
• 5:27
  Charles: Let's see,
• 5:28
  Charles: does it say?
• 5:30
  Charles: Zero protein.
• 5:31
  Nora: I'm not surprised by that at all.
• 5:34
  Charles: How much sodium do you think is in a can?
• 5:36
  Nora: A lot.
• 5:38
  Nora: I don't know.
• 5:38
  Charles: Chris?
• 5:39
  Chris: Welcome to Vibe Check where we read can labels.
• 5:43
  Chris: (laughing)
• 5:44
  Charles: I don't even remember what I was talking about.
• 5:46
  Charles: Oh yes I do, yes I do.
• 5:48
  Charles: I got sidetracked.
• 5:51
  Charles: My meds are working folks, I promise.
• 5:53
  Charles: I promise you my meds are in fact working.
• 5:56
  Charles: However,
• 5:56
  Charles: however,
• 5:58
  Charles: the fact that you cut to us
• 6:00
  Charles: every single, I know you,
• 6:01
  Charles: I know what you're doing.
• 6:02
  Charles: Me?
• 6:03
  Charles: What did I do?
• 6:03
  Charles: I see what you're,
• 6:04
  Charles: you cut to us
• 6:05
  Charles: just to throw us off right before the show starts.
• 6:08
  Charles: And it's your shtick,
• 6:11
  Charles: it's your bit.
• 6:12
  Charles: The camera's over here now, and this is blocking it.
• 6:14
  Charles: Hold on.
• 6:16
  Charles: Chris.
• 6:17
  Nora: We're just minding our business.
• 6:21
  Charles: I do an obvious cut to camera.
• 6:23
  Charles: There we go.
• 6:24
  Charles: Chris,
• 6:24
  Charles: Christopher.
• 6:25
  Chris: Yep.
• 6:26
  Charles: I'm here. - I know you.
• 6:27
  Charles: I see you.
• 6:28
  Charles: I see what you're doing.
• 6:30
  Charles: And I'm fine with it.
• 6:32
  Charles: I'm fine with it.
• 6:32
  Charles: It's a good bit.
• 6:33
  Charles: It's a good shtick.
• 6:35
  Charles: It's fun.
• 6:36
  Charles: It's fun.
• 6:36
  Charles: And every single time you just see us
• 6:38
  Charles: before we go live,
• 6:39
  Charles: me going,
• 6:40
  Charles: Chris!
• 6:41
  Charles: (laughing)
• 6:45
  Charles: Every time.
• 6:46
  Nora: Every time.
• 6:47
  Charles: Every time.
• 6:48
  Chris: All I have to say to that is.
• 6:49
  Nora: >> I think that 9/11 was an inside job.
• 6:52
  Charles: >> It's true.
• 6:53
  Charles: >> Mm-hmm.
• 6:54
  Charles: >> It's true.
• 6:56
  Charles: As Hasan Piker once said-- (both laughing)
• 6:58
  Nora: >> Shut up, Charles.
• 7:00
  Nora: (both laughing)
• 7:01
  Nora: Oh, no, we got the ad loaded up.
• 7:04
  Charles: >> Isn't it wild-- okay, we're gonna talk politics
• 7:08
  Nora: just a little bit. >> Just a little bit.
• 7:10
  Charles: >> That we're,
• 7:10
  Charles: like-- all of a sudden,
• 7:12
  Charles: we are,
• 7:13
  Charles: like,
• 7:14
  Charles: Benjamin Netanyahu is talking about Hasan Piker.
• 7:19
  Charles: The streamer the streamer hasan piker who has like 10,000 people watching at a time
• 7:27
  Charles: It's not like it's a good amount. It's a good. He's like one of the number one streamers out there however
• 7:33
  Charles: It's not that many people
• 7:35
  Charles: It's not it's not a huge audience,
• 7:38
  Charles: and we've got Benjamin Netanyahu going hasan piker
• 7:43
  Charles: Like like this is I don't I don't
• 7:49
  Chris: else is going to.
• 7:50
  Chris: Nobody knows who he is.
• 7:51
  Nora: Oh,
• 7:52
  Nora: I mean, not the entire Republican National
• 7:55
  Nora: Convention where the meat picture was put on the big screen.
• 7:58
  Charles: They showed Hassan Piker
• 8:01
  Charles: at the Republican National Convention, the RNC,
• 8:04
  Charles: his whole hog out on camera. The meat picture!
• 8:09
  Nora: Yeah.
• 8:09
  Nora: He literally,
• 8:10
  Nora: that's what he calls it because it's so,
• 8:13
  Nora: it's his like most revealing
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  Nora: Picture yeah,
• 8:15
  Charles: it's you can see like he's wearing underwear
• 8:19
  Charles: You can see the imprint of dong.
• 8:22
  Charles: Yeah
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  Charles: Yeah
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  Nora: Yeah, oh yeah this week.
• 8:30
  Charles: They're showing off footage of him and his maid outfit
• 8:35
  Chris: Why
• 8:38
  Charles: Cuz they're like look at this person
• 8:40
  Charles: Why is he the person on the left and it's like he's a streamer. He does streamer shit. Yeah,
• 8:46
  Charles: like this is normal
• 8:47
  Charles: I dressed up like a
• 8:50
  Charles: Miku and
• 8:52
  Nora: right
• 8:53
  Nora: Right.
• 8:53
  Chris: So what you're saying Charles is that you wish they were showing you up on the screen
• 8:57
  Charles: I've got multiple pictures of me hanging down
• 9:02
  Charles: This is a joke,
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  Charles: please put it on this screen Chris
• 9:05
  Chris: Please and if you want to see Charles's dong you can call
• 9:09
  Chris: 888-853-VIBE and we'll find a way to get that to you because someone needs to see it.
• 9:16
  Charles: Nobody
• 9:17
  Charles: Needs to see that nor does it actually exist on
• 9:20
  Charles: Joe Biden's internet.
• 9:21
  Nora: Yeah, not on Joe Biden's internet.
• 9:23
  Charles: Yeah,
• 9:24
  Nora: not what he's dying.
• 9:25
  Charles: No, he's dying.
• 9:26
  Nora: Yeah
• 9:28
  Charles: Remember how we talked about right before we went live how we weren't gonna talk about politics
• 9:34
  Nora: like 20 minutes before we went live.
• 9:40
  Chris: Getting a lot of you outside of that car tonight.
• 9:44
  Charles: How are your guys's weeks?
• 9:46
  Charles: What have you been up to?
• 9:48
  Nora: Well,
• 9:49
  Nora: on Saturday night there were like a bunch of like car alarms going off at like
• 9:54
  Nora: 11 at night and so I go outside and there's 300 frat kids at one of the houses in the
• 10:01
  Nora: and they were like,
• 10:04
  Nora: they were just unpleasant and rude.
• 10:08
  Nora: And there was just so many of them.
• 10:10
  Nora: And so, the police showed up.
• 10:12
  Nora: And then they just kept coming.
• 10:13
  Nora: And there were so many children on my little street.
• 10:17
  Nora: And like, I'm okay with parties.
• 10:19
  Nora: Like, we had,
• 10:20
  Nora: the Mormons had a party behind my house.
• 10:22
  Nora: There was music playing all day.
• 10:25
  Nora: The number of people that was there was freaky.
• 10:31
  Charles: Nora, I do have to say that you have turned into
• 10:35
  Charles: the get off my lawn neighbor.
• 10:37
  Nora: Oh, I,
• 10:37
  Nora: but my roommate was right there with me.
• 10:39
  Chris: I have this image of you in my head
• 10:41
  Chris: where you're wearing like a big thick bathrobe
• 10:43
  Chris: and have like that green sleep mask stuff on your face
• 10:47
  Chris: with like a newspaper in your hand yelling at the kids.
• 10:51
  Charles: I envision Nora,
• 10:53
  Charles: I envision Nora in this scenario
• 10:57
  Charles: in a different outfit.
• 10:59
  Charles: You have the little sleeping cap that's like flopped over to the side,
• 11:04
  Charles: the singular sleep dress.
• 11:07
  Nora: It goes all the way to my feet.
• 11:08
  Charles: It all goes all the way to your feet,
• 11:10
  Charles: no shoes,
• 11:11
  Charles: no shoes,
• 11:13
  Charles: single candle.
• 11:15
  Charles: You've got in your hand.
• 11:16
  Nora: How did you know what I was wearing?
• 11:18
  Charles: You walk out there and you go bah humbug.
• 11:22
  Charles: You fucking Scrooge.
• 11:24
  Nora: More effective I think.
• 11:28
  Charles: So,
• 11:29
  Charles: okay,
• 11:29
  Charles: so tell me,
• 11:30
  Charles: okay, I want to know...
• 11:32
  Nora: There were,
• 11:32
  Nora: it was just the number.
• 11:34
  Charles: You had a problem with the number of people that were inside this...
• 11:39
  Nora: The cul-de-sac.
• 11:39
  Charles: This cul-de-sac.
• 11:40
  Charles: Yes.
• 11:41
  Charles: There was 300, that's a lot of kids.
• 11:44
  Charles: Is that actually,
• 11:44
  Charles: or is that an exaggeration?
• 11:46
  Charles: No,
• 11:46
  Nora: that's actually the number.
• 11:47
  Charles: Because I would like to just,
• 11:49
  Charles: real quick, I'm going to look this up.
• 11:52
  Charles: What does 300 people look like?
• 11:58
  Charles: So you're telling me,
• 12:01
  Charles: here is a crowd safety
• 12:04
  Charles: of how many people are 300 people.
• 12:08
  Charles: You're telling me.
• 12:10
  Nora: In the house,
• 12:11
  Nora: absolutely, yes.
• 12:12
  Charles: This is how many people were there.
• 12:16
  Nora: Because what happened was,
• 12:17
  Nora: last weekend was fraternity rush,
• 12:19
  Nora: this weekend was sorority rush,
• 12:21
  Nora: it was the, or the weekend before was frat rush,
• 12:23
  Nora: it was the weekend in between the two,
• 12:25
  Nora: and it was the only party that anybody knew about on campus.
• 12:29
  Nora: Literally the only one.
• 12:32
  Nora: Everybody was at that house in my neighborhood.
• 12:35
  Nora: It was,
• 12:35
  Nora: there were so many,
• 12:37
  Nora: I haven't seen that many people since I went to Mardi Gras.
• 12:39
  Nora: Like there were so many people there.
• 12:41
  Nora: And of course there were far more people at Mardi Gras.
• 12:43
  Nora: There were far more people at Mardi Gras.
• 12:44
  Chris: I would hope so.
• 12:45
  Nora: But like,
• 12:46
  Nora: there were
• 12:46
  Charles: There's only 300 people who go to Mardi Gras.
• 12:48
  Nora: So many people.
• 12:49
  Nora: But there are very loud 300,
• 12:51
  Nora: Charles.
• 12:51
  Nora: It took so long for the police
• 12:54
  Nora: to get everybody out of the house.
• 12:56
  Nora: Like,
• 12:57
  Nora: it was just streams and streams and streams
• 13:00
  Nora: of students and like campus rides,
• 13:03
  Nora: CSU campus rides or whatever
• 13:05
  Nora: that takes them back to the dorms.
• 13:07
  Nora: They came by like five or six times
• 13:09
  Nora: to get kids and take them back.
• 13:11
  Charles: To this one house?
• 13:12
  Charles: Yes.
• 13:12
  Charles: Was this school sanctioned?
• 13:15
  Nora: No.
• 13:16
  Charles: Then why was the fucking bus there?
• 13:18
  Nora: Because they can call it for free if they're drunk kids.
• 13:21
  Nora: It's,
• 13:21
  Nora: 'cause it's,
• 13:22
  Nora: I'm in the neighborhood next to CSU.
• 13:23
  Nora: It's smart,
• 13:24
  Nora: I'm glad it was there,
• 13:25
  Nora: but like there were so many.
• 13:28
  Nora: If it were fewer,
• 13:29
  Nora: that's fine.
• 13:30
  Nora: If it was a through street,
• 13:31
  Nora: wouldn't have been that freaked out.
• 13:32
  Chris: So what's your threshold?
• 13:34
  Chris: Like if it was 250,
• 13:36
  Chris: would that have been cool?
• 13:36
  Charles: So if it was, Chris, can you cut to my screen real quick?
• 13:38
  Nora: They were packing the lawn.
• 13:39
  Charles: If it was this number of people.
• 13:41
  Nora: They were packing the front lawn.
• 13:43
  Nora: I didn't,
• 13:44
  Nora: I
• 13:44
  Charles: We're gonna keep scrolling until there's two
• 13:47
  Nora: Fewer.
• 13:47
  Charles: Okay.
• 13:48
  Nora: Fewer.
• 13:49
  Charles: Fewer.
• 13:50
  Nora: Yeah,
• 13:51
  Nora: that's okay.
• 13:52
  Charles: So one person, so 100 people.
• 13:54
  Chris: So between one and 1.5 is your,
• 13:56
  Nora: Yeah.
• 13:57
  Chris: Is kind of the threshold.
• 13:57
  Nora: Fewer would be good,
• 13:58
  Nora: ideal,
• 13:59
  Nora: but like,
• 14:00
  Nora: if you're gonna have,
• 14:01
  Nora: I mean.
• 14:03
  Chris: I get that.
• 14:04
  Charles: But it's-- - So this many people,
• 14:05
  Charles: 100 people. - Yeah,
• 14:06
  Nora: because there's like
• 14:07
  Nora: 12 houses on our little cul-de-sac,
• 14:09
  Nora: like where were these kids gonna go?
• 14:10
  Nora: What were they gonna do?
• 14:12
  Nora: I don't trust frat kids these days at all.
• 14:15
  Nora: Zero trust in them.
• 14:16
  Chris: Don't frat kids have their own house?
• 14:20
  Chris: It's a part of you?
• 14:21
  Nora: It's not a frat house, but the frat boys live there.
• 14:24
  Chris: Isn't that a frat house?
• 14:26
  Nora: Not technically because it's not paid for by the frat.
• 14:29
  Charles: This is a great story.
• 14:31
  Nora: The kid's dad bought it.
• 14:33
  Nora: Well,
• 14:33
  Chris: I for one am sad that you had to deal
• 14:37
  Chris: with such unruly
• 14:37
  Chris: I'm so sorry.
• 14:38
  Charles: To cut you off.
• 14:39
  Nora: No,
• 14:40
  Chris: the good news is
• 14:41
  Chris: Living by campus really sucks.
• 14:42
  Nora: I mean,
• 14:44
  Nora: most of the time it's not that bad.
• 14:45
  Nora: And next time I'm just gonna call the police
• 14:47
  Nora: and just let them deal with it
• 14:48
  Nora: because I was not the only one that had called the police already that night.
• 14:52
  Nora: There were about three other calls that I had heard.
• 14:56
  Charles: So then why did the police not show up?
• 14:58
  Nora: Oh, they did.
• 14:59
  Chris: We should call this.
• 15:00
  Nora: They did, but it took them 45 minutes to clear out the party.
• 15:04
  Chris: We should call this segment Nora's Karen Corner.
• 15:07
  Chris: I know.
• 15:09
  Nora: Nora's like,
• 15:10
  Charles: "ACAB,
• 15:11
  Charles: except for when I can't sleep well."
• 15:13
  Chris: I'm not calling you a Karen.
• 15:14
  Chris: I'm just saying it sounds like kind of a funny name.
• 15:17
  Nora: If the children called me a Karen and I live there and it wasn't fair for 300 people to
• 15:23
  Nora: be right by my house,
• 15:24
  Nora: I didn't like it.
• 15:25
  Charles: I do agree.
• 15:26
  Charles: I honestly,
• 15:27
  Charles: like, as an aside,
• 15:28
  Charles: if one of my neighbors were to have 300 people,
• 15:32
  Charles: however,
• 15:32
  Charles: I do live in an apartment complex, so it's,
• 15:34
  Charles: I think, a little bit different.
• 15:36
  Charles: But like 300 people in like, even at the pool area or,
• 15:43
  Charles: you know,
• 15:43
  Charles: somewhere nearby,
• 15:45
  Charles: across
• 15:45
  Charles: the street even.
• 15:47
  Charles: That would be too much.
• 15:48
  Nora: As a person who's not a party person,
• 15:50
  Nora: I get that
• 15:51
  Nora: I'm not a party person.
• 15:52
  Nora: I went to a school that didn't have fraternities and sororities on purpose.
• 15:56
  Nora: I don't like a party and if I would have seen that number of people like at a party that I was like
• 16:01
  Nora: going to that night,
• 16:02
  Nora: I would have turned around and left because I know that number of people just
• 16:06
  Nora: doesn't mean anything good. But that's just my autistic sensibility.
• 16:10
  Charles: Let's fix this.
• 16:11
  Charles: Yeah.
• 16:14
  Charles: Let's
• 16:16
  Charles: All we need to do is have two separate parties and then you get to that threshold.
• 16:22
  Charles: So here's what you do.
• 16:23
  Chris: Like an early show and a late show?
• 16:26
  Charles: You're on to something.
• 16:27
  Charles: We have a matinee.
• 16:30
  Charles: [Laughter]
• 16:32
  Chris: Yes.
• 16:33
  Charles: We have a matinee where it's like kids can come in and rage from like 3 to 5 in the afternoon.
• 16:40
  Nora: That's great.
• 16:41
  Charles: And then they still have a nighttime party,
• 16:44
  Charles: but people can come a little bit earlier for those that don't want to like that
• 16:48
  Charles: Still want to party but then don't want to be there that should clear out a few
• 16:53
  Charles: Maybe a few of the older students.
• 16:56
  Nora: I feel like that's how the gays like to party though during the day
• 16:59
  Nora: Yeah,
• 16:59
  Nora: I don't know.
• 17:00
  Nora: I
• 17:02
  Charles: Know a lot of nighttime gays. I do too.
• 17:05
  Nora: Well, like I'm not I'm not I'm a nighttime person
• 17:07
  Nora: I'm just not a 300 people in the cul-de-sac person.
• 17:11
  Charles: Right,
• 17:11
  Charles: so we do that. So here's what we do
• 17:15
  Charles: We treat it like theater
• 17:19
  Charles: We have several performances throughout the week including a tech rehearsal on Wednesday
• 17:25
  Charles: For the party.
• 17:26
  Nora: Yeah,
• 17:27
  Nora: cuz I'll be here and then they can rehearse over there.
• 17:30
  Chris: When are Charles? When are we doing the SITS probe?
• 17:34
  Charles: So so the SITS probe is the week before
• 17:35
  Charles: Before.
• 17:36
  Chris: (laughing)
• 17:37
  Charles: We call it Hell Week before the party.
• 17:39
  Nora: Yeah.
• 17:40
  Charles: Right?
• 17:41
  Nora: Yep.
• 17:41
  Charles: Tech Week, Hell Week, what have you.
• 17:43
  Nora: Getting all prepared,
• 17:44
  Nora: yeah.
• 17:44
  Charles: Make sure all the kids know their lines.
• 17:46
  Charles: (laughing)
• 17:47
  Chris: Are we gonna have to file for union dues?
• 17:49
  Chris: 'Cause that's a lot of paperwork.
• 17:50
  Charles: We just created community theater.
• 17:52
  Charles: (laughing)
• 17:54
  Charles: God damn it.
• 17:54
  Nora: Damn it?
• 17:55
  Charles: Same amount of drinking though.
• 17:57
  Nora: Very similar amounts of drinking,
• 17:59
  Nora: absolutely.
• 18:01
  Nora: Anyway, how was your week other than me being
• 18:05
  Charles: Mine was fine.
• 18:06
  Charles: I went to this really shitty,
• 18:08
  Charles: no it wasn't shitty.
• 18:09
  Charles: (laughing)
• 18:10
  Charles: I went to this
• 18:10
  Nora: Everyone told Twilight.
• 18:11
  Charles: We watched both Twilight movies.
• 18:14
  Charles: We had enchiladas.
• 18:16
  Nora: Homemade enchiladas.
• 18:17
  Charles: Homemade,
• 18:17
  Charles: Mandy killed it.
• 18:18
  Nora: They were really good.
• 18:19
  Charles: So we went to Mandy's house
• 18:20
  Charles: and we watched the Twilight movies
• 18:23
  Charles: and had dinner and it was a delightful time.
• 18:27
  Charles: We'll go over that later,
• 18:29
  Charles: but that's basically all I've done this week of Note
• 18:33
  Charles: Outside of work, work, work, work, work,
• 18:35
  Charles: work.
• 18:36
  Nora: Work, work, work.
• 18:38
  Charles: Chris.
• 18:38
  Chris: Yes.
• 18:39
  Charles: How was your week?
• 18:40
  Chris: Week's been good.
• 18:41
  Chris: I haven't done a lot either,
• 18:42
  Chris: at least that I can talk about quite yet
• 18:45
  Chris: because I'm working on some fun projects
• 18:46
  Chris: that not able to reveal yet,
• 18:49
  Chris: but what I can reveal is that the season premiere
• 18:52
  Chris: of Saturday Night Live, which aired on Saturday Night Live,
• 18:56
  Charles: Hold on.
• 18:58
  Chris: Was awful,
• 18:59
  Chris: absolutely terrible,
• 19:01
  Chris: you can see just how excited these people are.
• 19:04
  Chris: That is how excited I was to watch it.
• 19:07
  Chris: (laughing)
• 19:09
  Chris: This episode was hosted by Jaleel Brunson
• 19:14
  Chris: who plays for the New York Knicks
• 19:16
  Chris: who are a basketball team, I'm told.
• 19:18
  Chris: And the musical guest was Cat's Eye
• 19:20
  Chris: who are theoretically musicians,
• 19:22
  Chris: I've been told.
• 19:23
  Charles: Hey,
• 19:24
  Charles: hey,
• 19:24
  Charles: Cat's Eye has songs
• 19:28
  Charles: and they are sometimes listenable.
• 19:31
  Charles: The fun thing about Cat's Eye right now
• 19:34
  Charles: is they are like losing members like nobody's business.
• 19:37
  Nora: Dropping like flies.
• 19:38
  Charles: They're dropping like flies,
• 19:40
  Charles: Chris.
• 19:41
  Chris: Loons cradle.
• 19:42
  Chris: Okay,
• 19:42
  Chris: I had never heard any Cat's Eye music
• 19:45
  Chris: before seeing these performances,
• 19:47
  Chris: and I have no problem with the songs as they were.
• 19:50
  Chris: The problem is, at least with the performances
• 19:52
  Chris: that I watched on SNL,
• 19:54
  Chris: they lip-synced the entire time,
• 19:57
  Chris: and it was so incredibly obvious
• 19:59
  Chris: that it was a serious turn off.
• 20:02
  Chris: The songs could have been amazing
• 20:04
  Chris: and it still would have been off-putting
• 20:06
  Chris: because they flat out just forgot to lip sync
• 20:09
  Chris: about half of each song.
• 20:11
  Charles: Incredible.
• 20:12
  Chris: (laughing)
• 20:12
  Chris: They're still dancing
• 20:13
  Chris: and they've got some good dance moves
• 20:15
  Chris: and that's kind of fun and everything
• 20:17
  Chris: but like they just put the microphones down
• 20:20
  Chris: and just are doing their stuff
• 20:22
  Chris: while the lyrics are,
• 20:24
  Chris: you know,
• 20:24
  Chris: while the backing track is playing.
• 20:26
  Charles: My understanding was they,
• 20:29
  Charles: worse, not singing some of the parts because of the musicians or the band members that are gone.
• 20:36
  Chris: Oh.
• 20:37
  Charles: So they left them to still sing their original parts in those songs.
• 20:43
  Charles: I'm sure they lip-synced the entire song.
• 20:45
  Charles: Oh, I've heard of that.
• 20:46
  Charles: Like it was 100% lip-sync,
• 20:47
  Charles: which on SNL is not a normal thing.
• 20:52
  Charles: Normally they do actual live performances for the most part.
• 20:55
  Charles: Usually they do,
• 20:56
  Nora: yeah.
• 20:56
  Charles: However,
• 20:57
  Charles: it's weird that they still
• 21:00
  Charles: just didn't have anybody lip syncing those parts,
• 21:06
  Charles: but it makes sense because those band members
• 21:08
  Nora: are on hiatus. - Not there.
• 21:10
  Chris: I mean, they made Milli Vanilli look good,
• 21:13
  Chris: and that's saying something.
• 21:15
  Chris: That said,
• 21:16
  Chris: the actual sketches,
• 21:18
  Chris: which obviously we can't show for copyright reasons,
• 21:21
  Chris: were less than great.
• 21:23
  Chris: So many of them were just drawing attention
• 21:26
  Chris: that the host is an NBA star by making approximately
• 21:30
  Chris: half of the sketches on the show about basketball.
• 21:34
  Chris: And I can tell you the guy has all the charisma
• 21:37
  Chris: of a dead fish and it was just an unfortunate start
• 21:43
  Chris: to what I hope will be a better season going forward.
• 21:45
  Nora: Because honestly,
• 21:47
  Nora: Grace Ryder,
• 21:48
  Nora: I think she was the highlight of that whole episode.
• 21:51
  Nora: I love her,
• 21:52
  Nora: I think that she is hilarious.
• 21:54
  Charles: I've been following her for a few years now on social. She's the one who's in the frictionless wipe song the Newton's Cradle
• 22:04
  Nora: She's one of my favorite comedians,
• 22:06
  Nora: I think she's
• 22:08
  Charles: hilarious
• 22:09
  Nora: Yeah, she's one of the new featured performers and I'm like really excited to see what she did and I loved seeing
• 22:15
  Nora: Her and Jane Wick line play together because I think their comedy goes really well together.
• 22:19
  Nora: But again, they're featured so like
• 22:22
  Chris: That was a highlight, I will say,
• 22:24
  Chris: and this is part of the sad state
• 22:26
  Chris: of what they did with this episode.
• 22:27
  Chris: The best bits that they had were the pre-recorded sketches.
• 22:31
  Chris: Oh yeah,
• 22:32
  Nora: well, and I've been going around
• 22:33
  Nora: singing Newton's Cradle to myself.
• 22:36
  Chris: Newton's Cradle was kind of fun,
• 22:38
  Chris: and the scene where Jeremy Culhane is trying to turn
• 22:42
  Chris: the basketball squad into a musical number
• 22:45
  Chris: and just keeps getting checked into the side by Brunson
• 22:49
  Chris: was pretty funny,
• 22:50
  Chris: but it also went on for too long.
• 22:52
  Charles: Which is the normal thing for SNL.
• 22:54
  Nora: Right,
• 22:55
  Nora: I think the times that I really,
• 22:58
  Nora: the episodes that I really wanna watch
• 23:00
  Nora: are the ones where it's people who are,
• 23:03
  Nora: who have hosted multiple times, you know,
• 23:05
  Nora: Five Timers Club or people who have been
• 23:09
  Nora: historically writers or on the show.
• 23:11
  Nora: I think like those true SNL moments are like,
• 23:14
  Nora: you know, they're rare and they're kind of,
• 23:16
  Nora: you know, they're hard to find.
• 23:19
  Nora: I'm not excited about most of the future,
• 23:22
  Nora: like all of the announced shows.
• 23:24
  Nora: Um,
• 23:24
  Nora: I don't know,
• 23:25
  Nora: Dakota Johnson is hosting next,
• 23:27
  Nora: next week.
• 23:28
  Nora: Um,
• 23:28
  Nora: I don't remember who's,
• 23:30
  Nora: uh,
• 23:30
  Nora: the musical guests, but none of the ones in
• 23:32
  Nora: this first half of the season that have been announced are really exciting to me.
• 23:36
  Nora: I'm really more excited to see what Grace and Jeremy do.
• 23:39
  Nora: Like I just find them hilarious as,
• 23:42
  Nora: you know,
• 23:43
  Nora: comedians on the internet.
• 23:45
  Nora: Because that's where I have found them and found them quite funny and Veronica. I found I know Veronica from online, too
• 23:52
  Chris: Veronica is really funny
• 23:53
  Chris: And I'm excited to see with Ashley being promoted to a main cast member,
• 23:58
  Chris: but she was like barely in this episode
• 24:01
  Chris: So I you know,
• 24:03
  Chris: I'm I'm a lifelong SNL Stan
• 24:05
  Chris: I'll always watch it.
• 24:06
  Chris: But this this was a this was a poor start.
• 24:09
  Charles: Did you watch like every episode of SNL?
• 24:12
  Chris: Uh,
• 24:12
  Chris: like every week I try to
• 24:15
  Nora: Wow,
• 24:15
  Charles: that's
• 24:17
  Charles: That's pretty awesome.
• 24:18
  Nora: I watch most of the sketches
• 24:20
  Chris: I mean I can almost always on if nothing else I can count on weekend up being good
• 24:25
  Chris: But even even that was kind of kind of weird this week. It just it felt like it was opening night jitters
• 24:31
  Nora: Yeah
• 24:33
  Charles: Have you watched anything this week that you would recommend?
• 24:37
  Charles: Hmm,
• 24:39
  Chris: I
• 24:39
  Chris: Don't know.
• 24:41
  Nora: I watch both obsession and backrooms this week
• 24:45
  Nora: So I've been watching a lot of movies.
• 24:47
  Charles: Spooky movies!
• 24:48
  Chris: Let's hear your thoughts on Backrooms, Nora.
• 24:50
  Nora: Backrooms was really scary.
• 24:53
  Nora: It was just like ominous, but I'm glad that it was resolved.
• 24:56
  Nora: Because that's the most important thing.
• 24:58
  Nora: The jump scares were the parts that I hated the most.
• 25:01
  Nora: And I did have to
• 25:02
  Charles: What the fuck?
• 25:04
  Chris: Sorry, that's the Backrooms trailer.
• 25:06
  Charles: Oh my god.
• 25:06
  Chris: I still had the audio on.
• 25:07
  Charles: I was just like,
• 25:08
  Charles: is there like an alarm going off in the building?
• 25:11
  Chris: I'm sorry.
• 25:12
  Nora: I like the psychology of it.
• 25:14
  Nora: I don't know,
• 25:15
  Nora: it was fun, but it was also really scary.
• 25:18
  Nora: Definitely had to stop watching it a couple times.
• 25:21
  Chris: Okay,
• 25:22
  Chris: here's my big mystery of backrooms.
• 25:25
  Chris: How do you say this actor's name?
• 25:27
  Nora: Oh, I don't know.
• 25:29
  Nora: What's his name?
• 25:30
  Chris: It's like,
• 25:32
  Chris: I'm gonna butcher it.
• 25:33
  Chris: It's like Chihuetu Uyifur.
• 25:35
  Chris: Like the way it's spelled, yeah.
• 25:38
  Chris: C-H-I-W-E-T-E-L-E-J-O-F-U-R.
• 25:42
  Nora: He was great.
• 25:44
  Chris: He's a great actor, he's fantastic.
• 25:46
  Nora: He was really great.
• 25:47
  Chris: I wish I knew how to say his god damn name.
• 25:51
  Charles: Here we go.
• 25:54
  Charles: Chewetel Ejiofor.
• 25:55
  Charles: Play my laptop.
• 25:56
  Chris: Okay, hold on.
• 26:00
  Chris: Chewetel Ejiofor.
• 26:02
  Video: Chewetel Ejiofor.
• 26:04
  Charles: Chewetel Ejiofor.
• 26:05
  Nora: Chewatel Ejiofor.
• 26:07
  Chris: Cool,
• 26:07
  Chris: that's good to know.
• 26:08
  Chris: Now we've solved the mystery of the back rooms.
• 26:10
  Charles: Chewatel Ejiofor.
• 26:11
  Chris: What did you find the scariest, Nora?
• 26:15
  Nora: It was really the jump scares.
• 26:17
  Nora: Like the first jump scare really got me
• 26:19
  Nora: when you first glimpsed, have you seen it?
• 26:20
  Nora: You know the bits.
• 26:22
  Charles: I know the bits.
• 26:22
  Nora: When you first see the pirate guy,
• 26:24
  Nora: like that really was freaky.
• 26:26
  Nora: And like the different,
• 26:28
  Nora: when you couldn't really see things,
• 26:30
  Nora: I think was the scariest.
• 26:31
  Nora: And then when they kind of started explaining it.
• 26:34
  Nora: But like it was just very eerie and like I didn't watch it on my big TV
• 26:38
  Nora: I watched it on my computer because I didn't want to watch it on the big TV
• 26:42
  Charles: Have you guys okay.
• 26:44
  Charles: I just saw it in the corner like you've seen the trailer for that other mommy movie
• 26:49
  Chris: No
• 26:51
  Charles: Looks real fun. It looks a lot like a lot of fun.
• 26:54
  Nora: Okay. I'm also really looking forward to prime time
• 26:56
  Charles: We just watch this real quick.
• 26:57
  Charles: Yeah,
• 26:58
  Charles: Chris turn the audio up
• 27:00
  Video: Right, I thought I'd come home and eat with you.
• 27:03
  Video: Where's dad?
• 27:04
  Video: He fell asleep in the office.
• 27:05
  Video: I'll go get him.
• 27:06
  Video: Let him sleep
• 27:07
  Video: He needs his rest
• 27:11
  Video: Cookie dough ice cream for lunch.
• 27:14
  Video: What kind of mother would I be?
• 27:17
  Video: How about scrambled eggs?
• 27:19
  Video: Get that for breakfast.
• 27:21
  Video: That's right. I forgot.
• 27:23
  Video: How about pasta?
• 27:29
  Video: your favorite
• 27:30
  Video: Sometimes I think about when you and I were one person.
• 27:35
  Video: Do you remember that?
• 27:36
  Video: I saw a baby in your tummy.
• 27:39
  Video: Do you remember where you were before that?
• 27:42
  Video: No.
• 27:44
  Video: You were in my heart.
• 27:51
  Video: Can I go into your heart?
• 27:56
  Video: You said you won't leave my room.
• 27:59
  Video: You seemed lonely.
• 28:02
  Video: Yikes.
• 28:04
  Nora: Oh, she's good at that.
• 28:09
  Charles: What were you cooking?
• 28:11
  Charles: Bella?
• 28:12
  Charles: You need a grown-up to help you.
• 28:19
  Charles: Somebody was in the house.
• 28:22
  Charles: She looked like you.
• 28:23
  Video: What?
• 28:25
  Video: You don't have to be scared, Mommy.
• 28:27
  Video: She's nice.
• 28:30
  Video: Sometimes she's there,
• 28:31
  Video: sometimes she's not.
• 28:34
  Video: Is it really you?
• 28:36
  Video: Are you tricking me?
• 28:38
  Video: What?
• 28:50
  Video: Bella.
• 28:51
  Nora: Okay.
• 28:52
  Video: Hey.
• 28:54
  Video: It's me.
• 28:56
  Video: I'm mom.
• 29:02
  Nora: Ooh,
• 29:03
  Nora: she's,
• 29:04
  Nora: (scary music)
• 29:04
  Nora: Ooh!
• 29:06
  Nora: (scary music)
• 29:09
  Nora: Oh, she's so scary in that, that's awesome!
• 29:12
  Nora: Okay, that looks really good. - Jessica Chastain
• 29:13
  Charles: is a treasure.
• 29:14
  Nora: She really is, oh my god. - Holy shit.
• 29:16
  Charles: Holy shit does that look good.
• 29:18
  Nora: That looks really good.
• 29:19
  Nora: That looks really good.
• 29:20
  Nora: You gotta watch-- - Yeah, I'm excited
• 29:21
  Chris: for that one.
• 29:21
  Nora: You gotta watch Obsession.
• 29:23
  Nora: I know.
• 29:23
  Nora: I think you'll like it.
• 29:24
  Nora: It's a little gory, but like it's not okay.
• 29:27
  Nora: There's no jump scares. Here's what I'll do.
• 29:29
  Charles: Here's what I'm gonna do
• 29:29
  Charles: There's no jump scare. We're gonna do a horror movie every week for the next four weeks.
• 29:33
  Charles: We're gonna do obsession
• 29:35
  Charles: What else are we gonna do?
• 29:37
  Charles: Resident Evil I'll go see it in theaters even okay
• 29:41
  Nora: We should go together
• 29:45
  Chris: Chris I'm down for that
• 29:47
  Charles: What else what else are we gonna go? What else do we need to watch?
• 29:50
  Chris: Let's see. Well, when is other mommy out?
• 29:52
  Charles: October 8th, I don't know if I could do
• 29:58
  Chris: Does primetime count as a horror movie
• 30:03
  Nora: Or you can see everything is that a horror movie
• 30:08
  Charles: But that's that's like November isn't it that's October I think it's October
• 30:14
  Nora: I think you can see everything comes out this this year
• 30:18
  Charles: Did you see that it's rated R for graphic nudity?
• 30:22
  Chris: Yeah, I find that very bizarre for a documentary
• 30:27
  Nora: Yeah, I'm not sure about that. And there's also some secret actress
• 30:31
  Charles: October 15th is when it's out. I
• 30:34
  Nora: Would I want to go see I want to go see you see you could see everything and primetime
• 30:39
  Nora: I'm actually really looking forward to those and I have not been looking forward to many movies in a long time
• 30:44
  Charles: I have not been to the theater in so long
• 30:46
  Nora: Like I remember like one of the movies
• 30:48
  Nora: that I was really excited about was Grand Budapest Hotel.
• 30:51
  Nora: That was one that I was really excited to see.
• 30:53
  Charles: That was like
• 30:54
  Nora: So long ago.
• 30:55
  Charles: 40 years ago at this point.
• 30:56
  Nora: It doesn't happen very often to me,
• 30:59
  Nora: okay?
• 30:59
  Nora: How about Avatar,
• 31:01
  Nora: the original one?
• 31:02
  Nora: The original Pandora.
• 31:04
  Charles: That's a 2014 film, Grand Budapest Hotel.
• 31:07
  Nora: What was the movie I was excited about?
• 31:11
  Nora: Sue me.
• 31:13
  Nora: (laughing)
• 31:14
  Charles: I was really excited for this when I was 12.
• 31:17
  Nora: I think I was 17,
• 31:19
  Nora: thank you.
• 31:20
  Nora: (laughing)
• 31:23
  Nora: Okay,
• 31:24
  Nora: so I don't have a good segue,
• 31:26
  Nora: but I think it's time to go around the net.
• 31:28
  Charles: That was a terrible segue.
• 31:30
  Charles: (laughing)
• 31:31
  Charles: That was a jump scare,
• 31:32
  Charles: jump scaring to around the net.
• 31:34
  Charles: (laughing)
• 31:39
  Nora: Sometimes you just gotta have a bad segue.
• 31:41
  Charles: I have nothing this week.
• 31:42
  Nora: Okay.
• 31:43
  Charles: I'm sorry or you're welcome.
• 31:46
  Nora: Whatever the fuck I have some weird guys to start out with hell
• 31:49
  Charles: Yeah,
• 31:49
  Nora: so this first one was a weird one encountered at the Denver Airport
• 31:53
  Nora: And the Denver reports just it's bad.
• 31:55
  Charles: It's characters lately.
• 31:57
  Chris: We've taken its it's taken on its own form
• 32:00
  Chris: It's like I don't know how the Denver Airport became like a meme like the meme of airports
• 32:06
  Nora: But here we are it and it's this video is just fulfilling that so
• 32:10
  Video: And he was causing a social disruption.
• 32:14
  Video: Oh,
• 32:15
  Video: I fear he's intoxicated.
• 32:18
  Video: Why?
• 32:20
  Video: Who are you protecting from what, you dipshit?
• 32:25
  Video: No,
• 32:26
  Video: you don't.
• 32:27
  Video: I know.
• 32:29
  Video: That's my point, Jeff.
• 32:31
  Video: What the fuck?
• 32:33
  Video: I am working class.
• 32:35
  Video: I have to get to my job tomorrow.
• 32:38
  Video: Because I was yelling about taxes,
• 32:41
  Video: you think I'm gonna fucking murder someone!
• 32:44
  Chris: Whoa!
• 32:45
  Video: They signed nothing!
• 32:47
  Video: Why?!
• 32:50
  Chris: I don't know who Jeff is, but he better calm down.
• 32:52
  Video: I can tell!
• 32:54
  Video: Does that make you feel good?
• 32:56
  Video: Working for Southwest Airlines in your medial capacity?
• 33:01
  Chris: No, but first of all, nobody feels good working for Southwest Airlines.
• 33:05
  Chris: I think we need to be very clear about that.
• 33:09
  Video: --to be like,
• 33:10
  Video: you're going to get fired and probably homeless
• 33:14
  Video: because you were rude and loud at the airport.
• 33:17
  Video: Does that make you feel better about your life?
• 33:20
  Video: Fuck you.
• 33:21
  Video: Can I get a refund?
• 33:24
  Video: I'm Mike.
• 33:25
  Video: My name is Michael Lomenz.
• 33:27
  Video: [LAUGHTER]
• 33:30
  Video: I'm Mike.
• 33:31
  Video: --just like you.
• 33:32
  Video: You show me nothing,
• 33:34
  Video: but I don't give a fuck.
• 33:36
  Video: I think I'm better than you.
• 33:37
  Video: I just want to pass out on a plane and be home
• 33:42
  Video: because it's delayed,
• 33:43
  Video: fuck me,
• 33:45
  Video: by over an hour
• 33:47
  Video: at some point around midnight tonight.
• 33:51
  Video: And because I'm the only one
• 33:52
  Video: This goes on for a while.
• 33:53
  Chris: Yeah, this guy's still going.
• 33:55
  Nora: I'm not pause-holding.
• 33:57
  Video: You have determined I am not suitable to sit in a chair
• 34:01
  Video: and go to sleep while I get home.
• 34:04
  Chris: Maybe this guy should be our next AI voice.
• 34:07
  Chris: (laughing)
• 34:13
  Charles: I understand this man.
• 34:17
  Charles: Like,
• 34:17
  Charles: I'm sorry,
• 34:18
  Charles: like I get, I get,
• 34:21
  Charles: I get that like male fragility causes dudes like this
• 34:29
  Charles: to like scream at the top of their lungs
• 34:32
  Charles: about shit like this.
• 34:34
  Charles: I fly a lot for work or for whatever,
• 34:39
  Charles: and I regularly have long layovers
• 34:45
  Charles: or issues with my flight or what have you.
• 34:48
  Charles: And there are moments where I'm just sitting there
• 34:50
  Charles: just like with my brain,
• 34:53
  Charles: sounding like Chris Farley as well.
• 34:56
  Charles: (laughing)
• 34:56
  Nora: Live in a van,
• 34:57
  Nora: don't bother her.
• 34:59
  Chris: I'd say he's got that down.
• 35:01
  Charles: Yeah,
• 35:01
  Charles: he's got a really good,
• 35:03
  Charles: I was also thinking like Mike Lindell, the pillow guy.
• 35:07
  Nora: There was a comment that said,
• 35:09
  Nora: she came down in a bubble.
• 35:10
  Charles: She came down in a bubble, bubble dug.
• 35:13
  Nora: She came down in a bubble dug,
• 35:15
  Nora: mixed with Chris Farley.
• 35:20
  Charles: But I feel for him,
• 35:22
  Charles: however,
• 35:23
  Charles: I would never.
• 35:25
  Nora: I couldn't,
• 35:26
  Nora: I'd cry before I like yelled like that.
• 35:29
  Charles: He was taking his anger out on the wrong person.
• 35:35
  Charles: It should have been the CEOs of this company.
• 35:39
  Nora: It's true.
• 35:40
  Charles: The FAA,
• 35:42
  Charles: take it out on the FAA.
• 35:44
  Charles: Don't take it out on the
• 35:46
  Nora: On Jeff,
• 35:47
  Nora: the Southwest employee.
• 35:48
  Charles: Exactly.
• 35:50
  Charles: But I love that video.
• 35:53
  Charles: I know.
• 35:54
  Charles: Thank you.
• 35:54
  Chris: We've just,
• 35:55
  Chris: I think we've all been
• 35:57
  Chris: where low-rank Chris Farley has been.
• 35:59
  Charles: What was his name again?
• 36:00
  Charles: Michael.
• 36:01
  Charles: Michael.
• 36:02
  Chris: Laurent or something.
• 36:03
  Chris: He basically said his whole name in Social Security.
• 36:05
  Charles: Here's my name and here's the town that I'm flying to.
• 36:09
  Nora: I just wanna get on a plane and pass out.
• 36:13
  Nora: Okay,
• 36:14
  Nora: my next video is another weird little guy
• 36:17
  Nora: and he has a peperontosaurus.
• 36:19
  Nora: So I'd like to show you that,
• 36:21
  Nora: I think.
• 36:23
  Nora: Come here.
• 36:26
  Nora: (laughing)
• 36:36
  Charles: Okay.
• 36:37
  Charles: (laughing)
• 36:38
  Nora: Yeah.
• 36:38
  Chris: That was delightful.
• 36:39
  Chris: Yeah.
• 36:40
  Nora: So there's some really cool things that you can do
• 36:43
  Nora: when you don't use AI.
• 36:44
  Nora: (laughing)
• 36:45
  Nora: All right,
• 36:46
  Nora: so here's another,
• 36:47
  Nora: here's a comedian who is trying to announce his show,
• 36:50
  Nora: but this is something you should not do to your cat.
• 36:56
  Video: You gotta come on down to the end of the show.
• 36:58
  Video: (cat meowing)
• 36:59
  Charles: Oh.
• 37:02
  Charles: That's my bad.
• 37:03
  Charles: Oh.
• 37:04
  Video: That is my bad.
• 37:05
  Chris: Oh no!
• 37:07
  Video: I'm really sorry for scaring you,
• 37:08
  Video: Francis.
• 37:09
  Chris: Baby kitty!
• 37:11
  Chris: Oh man.
• 37:14
  Video: I know, that's why I'm giving you catnip.
• 37:16
  Video: Here.
• 37:18
  Video: Oh my god, I get it.
• 37:21
  Video: Come on down to the Gany PA Comedy Festival.
• 37:24
  Video: I'm just a dreamer.
• 37:26
  Nora: Don't do that to your cat.
• 37:27
  Nora: It's right between the sound machine.
• 37:30
  Chris: Wow.
• 37:32
  Chris: Just wow.
• 37:34
  Charles: That poor cat.
• 37:38
  Charles: If I ever made my cat feel like that,
• 37:42
  Nora: Oh my God.
• 37:43
  Charles: I would kill myself.
• 37:45
  Nora: I know.
• 37:46
  Nora: Like I'd feel so bad.
• 37:48
  Charles: I would be like,
• 37:51
  Charles: I would never do it.
• 37:52
  Charles: That's why.
• 37:53
  Charles: Right.
• 37:54
  Chris: You know,
• 37:55
  Chris: Charles, that's a great way
• 37:56
  Chris: to end out a national suicide prevention.
• 38:04
  Nora: (laughing)
• 38:04
  Nora: is for suicide prevention.
• 38:06
  Chris: Right, right, right.
• 38:07
  Nora: You know.
• 38:09
  Nora: Okay, this next one I have
• 38:10
  Nora: two videos.
• 38:12
  Nora: This is some very exciting news.
• 38:14
  Nora: There is a really cool tube that I
• 38:16
  Nora: need you guys to see. Ooh, tube.
• 38:18
  Video: I want to tell tales out of school but I think I
• 38:20
  Video: might have found the biggest tube.
• 38:22
  Charles: That's a big tube!
• 38:24
  Chris: Look at the tube!
• 38:26
  Video: Massive tube.
• 38:27
  Charles: Wow,
• 38:28
  Charles: look at the tube.
• 38:29
  Video: We're talking 12-footer,
• 38:32
  Video: we're talking maybe that's a 10/8 inch tube,
• 38:40
  Video: it's a 8-inch tube I think.
• 38:41
  Video: That is a massive tube,
• 38:43
  Video: wow.
• 38:45
  Charles: That is a tube! That's a tube! That is a tube! That's a hell of a tube! That is a hell of a tube we got there!
• 38:51
  Nora: One update on the tube. Wait, you got tube,
• 38:53
  Nora: tube. Tube, tube!
• 38:56
  Video: secure the tube.
• 38:57
  Video: The tube is in a secure location.
• 39:00
  Video: Oh my god,
• 39:01
  Video: come see the tube! And it will be available for viewing at the hideout in Chicago,
• 39:05
  Video: Illinois,
• 39:06
  Video: October 1st for my big
• 39:08
  Video: fantastical comedy residency.
• 39:11
  Video: Okay, usually I do music,
• 39:12
  Video: but this month I'm
• 39:13
  Video: doing comedy.
• 39:14
  Video: We got a bunch of hilarious Chicago people doing sets. We could go tomorrow to Chicago to see the tools.
• 39:20
  Video: We got Lucia Whalen, we got DJ Ripski, we got
• 39:24
  Video: at Carly Sargent.
• 39:25
  Video: Ooh,
• 39:25
  Video: DJ Ritsky.
• 39:26
  Video: We got the tube.
• 39:27
  Video: The tube will be there at the hideout
• 39:30
  Video: if you want your picture with the tube.
• 39:32
  Video: If you wanna see the tube for yourself,
• 39:35
  Video: if you wanna measure it, bring your measuring cup
• 39:38
  Video: and confront the dimensions of the tube for yourself
• 39:41
  Video: 'cause a lot of people have been asking.
• 39:44
  Video: And you know, I'm not gonna disclose that.
• 39:46
  Video: I will let you measure the tube yourself.
• 39:48
  Video: Make your own judgment and we'll see you at the hideout
• 39:51
  Video: with the tube October 1st.
• 39:53
  Nora: We could still make it to the to the hideout. Okay,
• 39:56
  Nora: we could go see the toad
• 39:57
  Charles: I need you to do me a favor.
• 39:59
  Charles: Uh-huh.
• 40:00
  Charles: I need to put this in the notes for next week
• 40:02
  Charles: I'm gonna create the notes already
• 40:05
  Charles: So here we're duplicating the show template and dragging it all the way to the top.
• 40:09
  Charles: I shall do that
• 40:10
  Charles: Let's watch you do it live. We're gonna drag it all the way to the top people can see our man
• 40:14
  Charles: I'm doing it on a on a trackpad,
• 40:17
  Charles: which is not the most
• 40:20
  Charles: Not the most ideal way of doing this
• 40:24
  Chris: Fight you with it. Can I like drag it back down?
• 40:27
  Charles: No
• 40:29
  Charles: Toe
• 40:30
  Charles: The tool so I'm gonna drag it to the top.
• 40:32
  Charles: It's up to the top
• 40:34
  Charles: Duplicate this tab change dates to remove this text. I'm gonna delete this this tab here or I'm gonna do I already duplicated it
• 40:41
  Charles: And so to change the dates and remove this text.
• 40:43
  Charles: I'm gonna do that here in a second
• 40:45
  Charles: So we're gonna do that real quick and then we're gonna change the date
• 40:49
  Charles: from September 2nd
• 40:52
  Nora: This is
• 40:54
  Charles: So hold on I'll explain why in a second
• 40:58
  Charles: October 7th is our next show
• 41:00
  Charles: Right.
• 41:01
  Charles: Yeah,
• 41:01
  Charles: so here's what I need you to do.
• 41:03
  Charles: I'm gonna put on funny video or topic number one
• 41:06
  Chris: Tube update sign up to use grammarly.
• 41:08
  Charles: Yeah, I need a tube update.
• 41:10
  Charles: Okay next week
• 41:12
  Charles: Okay, see because the comedy show is tomorrow.
• 41:14
  Nora: Yeah
• 41:19
  Chris: T-H-U-B-E.
• 41:20
  Nora: Tube.
• 41:21
  Nora: Tube.
• 41:21
  Charles: T-H-U-B-E.
• 41:24
  Charles: It's already in here.
• 41:25
  Charles: It's already in the notes.
• 41:28
  Charles: For Nora.
• 41:29
  Nora: Got it.
• 41:31
  Nora: That's perfect.
• 41:32
  Charles: Okay,
• 41:33
  Charles: because we need to see footage of the tube
• 41:36
  Charles: if it exists.
• 41:36
  Nora: In person.
• 41:37
  Charles: In person.
• 41:38
  Nora: You don't believe this?
• 41:39
  Nora: You think this is a backroom's tube?
• 41:42
  Charles: No, I think it's gonna be on stage.
• 41:44
  Charles: Tube.
• 41:46
  Nora: (laughing)
• 41:46
  Charles: Tube.
• 41:47
  Nora: Tube.
• 41:47
  Nora: (laughing)
• 41:49
  Nora: us with the tube. We need to see more tube.
• 41:52
  Nora: Okay I'm glad you appreciate the tube because
• 41:53
  Nora: I thought it was great.
• 41:54
  Chris: I thought tube was awesome.
• 41:56
  Nora: Okay so I have a few more. This is
• 41:58
  Nora: where we get into kind of the music videos for today.
• 42:03
  Nora: So first I have a party song that
• 42:06
  Nora: is a little bit more on par with "The Weirdos."
• 42:09
  Nora: ♪ Party now,
• 42:11
  Charles: it's a jiggle wiggle party ♪
• 42:12
  Charles: ♪ Oh,
• 42:13
  Chris: it's a jiggle wiggle party ♪
• 42:14
  Chris: ♪ Oh,
• 42:15
  Charles: it's a jiggle wiggle Saturday night ♪
• 42:18
  Charles: ♪ Party now,
• 42:20
  Charles: it's a jiggle wiggle party ♪
• 42:36
  Chris: That's incredible.
• 42:36
  Charles: You see my underwear?
• 42:37
  Charles: (laughing)
• 42:38
  Nora: It's a jiggle wiggle party now.
• 42:40
  Charles: It's a jiggle wiggle.
• 42:41
  Charles: (laughing)
• 42:42
  Charles: I have to get higher,
• 42:43
  Charles: hold on,
• 42:44
  Charles: hold on.
• 42:45
  Nora: (laughing)
• 42:46
  Nora: Oh no!
• 42:48
  Nora: (laughing)
• 42:52
  Charles: I could have eaten shit right there.
• 42:57
  Charles: Sore.
• 42:57
  Charles: I could have fallen on my face.
• 43:00
  Charles: 'Cause these chairs are rolly chairs.
• 43:01
  Nora: Oh, they have wheels.
• 43:02
  Charles: And I was stepping, they have wheels
• 43:03
  Charles: and they're very rolly.
• 43:04
  Charles: And I was like,
• 43:06
  Charles: "I've got to be very careful doing this."
• 43:08
  Charles: However,
• 43:08
  Charles: if I did fall and chip a tooth,
• 43:11
  Charles: it would have been hilarious.
• 43:12
  Charles: (laughing)
• 43:13
  Nora: Great content.
• 43:13
  Charles: Great content.
• 43:14
  Chris: Yeah,
• 43:14
  Chris: and then you can pay the increase
• 43:16
  Chris: in our insurance premium.
• 43:18
  Chris: (laughing)
• 43:20
  Nora: Okay,
• 43:21
  Nora: next.
• 43:21
  Nora: This one kind of honestly has a similar vibe,
• 43:23
  Nora: but I honestly am,
• 43:25
  Nora: I kind of dig it.
• 43:26
  Nora: So this is a tropical depression.
• 43:28
  Nora: ♪ Yeah,
• 43:29
  Nora: I'm in a tropical depression ♪
• 43:31
  Nora: ♪ Haven't learned my lesson ♪
• 43:34
  Nora: ♪ Thought by now I'd understand ♪
• 43:38
  Nora: ♪ Why I'm standing in the ocean ♪
• 43:40
  Nora: ♪ Rocking with the motion ♪
• 43:42
  Nora: ♪ Want you beside me ♪
• 43:44
  Video: ♪ Here on the sand ♪
• 43:46
  Nora: She sounds pretty good.
• 43:47
  Chris: Yeah.
• 43:47
  Nora: ♪ I'd go back but I can't ♪
• 43:50
  Nora: ♪ I'm in a tropical d-- ♪
• 43:53
  Charles: I appreciate that you have,
• 43:56
  Charles: you bring musicians that have actual skill.
• 44:00
  Charles: And then my ass brings like Frankie 2.6.
• 44:04
  Charles: Have you ever seen that guy?
• 44:05
  Nora: Maybe.
• 44:06
  Charles: Hold on, I'll get Frankie up on the...
• 44:12
  Nora: Frankie 2.6.
• 44:14
  Charles: I think that's his name.
• 44:14
  Nora: You've probably sent him to me in the past.
• 44:17
  Nora: I wouldn't be surprised if you have.
• 44:19
  Charles: Oh God, why is this making me do this?
• 44:21
  Nora: Oh,
• 44:21
  Nora: I don't know.
• 44:22
  Charles: Do not cut to my screen.
• 44:23
  Nora: Oh my God, oh my God.
• 44:27
  Nora: (laughing)
• 44:30
  Nora: I think,
• 44:30
  Nora: I don't know,
• 44:31
  Nora: I like the tropical depression.
• 44:33
  Chris: Well, Charles is looking for that.
• 44:35
  Chris: Nora, what's the next video?
• 44:36
  Nora: My next one?
• 44:38
  Nora: Well, this one I kind of need Charles'
• 44:40
  Nora: full attention for.
• 44:41
  Chris: Oh,
• 44:42
  Chris: okay.
• 44:43
  Nora: Unfortunately.
• 44:45
  Nora: So
• 44:46
  Chris: We'll just watch Charles log into TikTok.
• 44:47
  Nora: Yeah,
• 44:48
  Nora: or you could just play
• 44:49
  Nora: that tropical depression one.
• 44:50
  Charles: You need me for this next one?
• 44:52
  Nora: Yeah,
• 44:53
  Nora: kinda.
• 44:54
  Nora: ♪ Again,
• 44:55
  Nora: I'm in a tropical depression ♪
• 44:58
  Charles: Okay, I'm gonna go back.
• 44:59
  Charles: I can't find the guy.
• 45:00
  Charles: I'll find them for next week.
• 45:00
  Charles: Okay,
• 45:01
  Nora: sounds good.
• 45:02
  Charles: Okay,
• 45:02
  Charles: so.
• 45:03
  Nora: This is like female Jimmy Buffett, that's what it's like.
• 45:05
  Charles: EFing or hillbilly beatboxing,
• 45:07
  Charles: I have to play?
• 45:07
  Nora: You know,
• 45:08
  Nora: I just want your full attention.
• 45:10
  Charles: Oh, I want you to play.
• 45:11
  Charles: (laughing)
• 45:12
  Nora: All right, so now we can,
• 45:13
  Nora: let's watch some EFing.
• 45:15
  Nora: I did,
• 45:16
  Nora: I gave Charles a preview last week,
• 45:18
  Nora: but I think we need to try it,
• 45:20
  Nora: so.
• 45:25
  Nora: (beatboxing)
• 45:33
  Nora: Stop it.
• 45:36
  Chris: You shouldn't do this,
• 45:38
  Charles: like what you were doing here.
• 45:39
  Nora: I know, I stopped.
• 45:40
  Nora: I did it once.
• 45:42
  Nora: (beatboxing)
• 45:46
  Video: And today I'm going to be teaching you the art of Eefing,
• 45:49
  Video: also known as hillbilly beatboxing.
• 45:51
  Video: And if you take the time to master the E,
• 45:53
  Video: We'll be calling you the dragon because it's gonna be like you're spitting. I don't even need the instruction
• 45:58
  Video: The applications are pretty much endless.
• 46:00
  Video: And if you take the time
• 46:03
  Chris: All your musical tell me that this guy doesn't have the face of a sex offender
• 46:08
  Charles: he does look like uh,
• 46:11
  Charles: he has the skin of a killer bella
• 46:19
  Charles: Yeah,
• 46:19
  Charles: I mean that was basically I was gonna say the skin of other people
• 46:23
  Video: The elements are as follows.
• 46:25
  Video: We'll start with an E,
• 46:26
  Video: which is the sixth letter of the alphabet.
• 46:27
  Chris: You just have to eat it. Oh, interesting.
• 46:29
  Video: The second element is fudge. Right?
• 46:31
  Nora: Yeah, make sure you take notes.
• 46:32
  Video: The first half of the word fudge,
• 46:33
  Video: which is delicious.
• 46:34
  Video: Don't eat too much though or you'll
• 46:35
  Video: contract the diabetes.
• 46:37
  Video: The third element is "uhh." Like a violently inhaling "uhh." Just
• 46:42
  Video: like you're about to go underwater down at the lake to beat your cousin Jimmy in a breath-holding
• 46:46
  Video: contest.
• 46:47
  Video: The next element is "uhh." Like the sound you make when that no-good Jimmy punches
• 46:51
  Video: you in the gut so he can beat you.
• 46:53
  Chris: I like the stories telling with Jimmy,
• 46:55
  Video: which is the same thing you say
• 46:57
  Video: when you see a sweet 1987 Ford Bronco
• 46:59
  Video: with a lift kit down at your local drive-in.
• 47:02
  Video: Another thing we can do,
• 47:03
  Video: we can change the "fuh"
• 47:05
  Video: to a "puh."
• 47:06
  Video: This gives a slightly more percussive sound.
• 47:07
  Video: So instead of "ee fuh," we have "ee puh."
• 47:12
  Video: It's when you really wanna drive.
• 47:13
  Charles: Wow.
• 47:15
  Charles: (laughing)
• 47:16
  Charles: Wow.
• 47:17
  Charles: So that's riveting content.
• 47:19
  Chris: Those are words to live by.
• 47:21
  Nora: That's,
• 47:22
  Nora: I can't if,
• 47:23
  Nora: unless I have
• 47:24
  Nora: that level of explanation.
• 47:26
  Nora: And I still don't think that I can.
• 47:27
  Chris: I still don't want to.
• 47:29
  Chris: (laughing)
• 47:31
  Nora: That's not really good anxiety breathing technique
• 47:34
  Nora: that I've heard about.
• 47:37
  Nora: (laughing)
• 47:41
  Charles: That's what it sounds like to me.
• 47:42
  Charles: (laughing)
• 47:44
  Charles: Have you guys ever,
• 47:46
  Charles: this is separate.
• 47:47
  Charles: Have you ever looked into a camera and tried laughing without moving your mouth?
• 47:57
  Charles: [laughing]
• 48:03
  Nora: No, because I laughed.
• 48:08
  Nora: So that was all I had for Room on the Net today.
• 48:11
  Chris: Thanks, Charles.
• 48:12
  Charles: No problem.
• 48:14
  Chris: So our next video comes from a guy who likes to drop his grandmother into movies.
• 48:26
  Video: You love me more than anyone in the world?
• 48:33
  Video: Yes, more than anyone.
• 48:36
  Video: That bitch is fucking psycho.
• 48:40
  Video: What?
• 48:41
  Video: no, no
• 49:11
  Charles: She is,
• 49:12
  Charles: okay, I think she's an actual actress.
• 49:15
  Charles: So that's not in the movie,
• 49:16
  Charles: obviously.
• 49:17
  Nora: That clip is from something else.
• 49:18
  Charles: The clip is from something else.
• 49:20
  Charles: She specifically is,
• 49:22
  Charles: plays Charlie Day's mother.
• 49:24
  Chris: That's not the same person.
• 49:25
  Chris: She looks like her, but it's not the same person.
• 49:27
  Charles: She looks exactly like her.
• 49:28
  Chris: I know.
• 49:29
  Charles: Are you sure they're not the same person?
• 49:30
  Charles: 'Cause they sound a lot alike too.
• 49:32
  Chris: Yes.
• 49:33
  Nora: Maybe that's just everybody's grandma.
• 49:35
  Charles: White people look the same.
• 49:35
  Nora: In New England,
• 49:36
  Nora: you know.
• 49:37
  Chris: White people look the same,
• 49:39
  Chris: like you said.
• 49:39
  Chris: (laughing)
• 49:41
  Nora: It was pretty good.
• 49:42
  Chris: Our next video,
• 49:44
  Chris: let's see what's going on at Walmart.
• 49:46
  Chris: (dramatic music)
• 49:50
  Nora: Oh no!
• 49:51
  Nora: Oh no!
• 49:54
  Nora: (laughing)
• 49:56
  Nora: That's not good!
• 49:58
  Nora: That's not good!
• 49:59
  Charles: That's very good.
• 50:00
  Nora: That's so funny.
• 50:02
  Charles: That is very good.
• 50:05
  Chris: I have no idea if that was intentional or not,
• 50:08
  Chris: but I hope that it's a happy ending.
• 50:09
  Charles: There's no way that it was,
• 50:11
  Charles: however,
• 50:13
  Charles: they need to keep it.
• 50:14
  Chris: That's great. - I know, right?
• 50:15
  Chris: It just belongs there.
• 50:17
  Nora: Last year, my neighbors set up Pennywise
• 50:19
  Nora: under the culvert in my neighborhood for Halloween.
• 50:22
  Charles: Incredible. - It was awesome.
• 50:23
  Nora: That's amazing. - It was really great.
• 50:26
  Chris: And then finally,
• 50:26
  Chris: for our last video
• 50:28
  Chris: for Around the Net this week,
• 50:29
  Chris: if you are anything like me,
• 50:32
  Chris: you have an Instagram or TikTok inbox
• 50:35
  Chris: that is stuffed full with videos that people send you.
• 50:39
  Chris: And I can relate to this.
• 50:42
  Chris: You have a delivery, can I grab your name?
• 50:43
  Chris: Elias?
• 50:44
  Video: Yep, okay, you've been served.
• 50:46
  Video: What?
• 50:46
  Video: It seems your friend has lodged a complaint
• 50:48
  Video: due to the abundance of unwatched reels in your DMs.
• 50:51
  Video: I've seen these.
• 50:52
  Video: No, you haven't.
• 50:53
  Video: You sent me so (beep) many.
• 50:54
  Video: So legally, you have 24 hours to submit a response.
• 50:57
  Video: Yeah, yeah, sure, I'll react.
• 50:58
  Video: Oh,
• 50:58
  Video: unfortunately,
• 51:00
  Video: a react isn't going to suffice
• 51:01
  Video: in this case.
• 51:02
  Video: You need to submit at least a five word minimum.
• 51:05
  Video: in a response.
• 51:06
  Video: But he sends me such cringe (beep)
• 51:08
  Video: (laughing)
• 51:09
  Video: Dude, that one is so good.
• 51:11
  Video: Have a great day.
• 51:16
  Video: (knocking)
• 51:18
  Video: What now, more reels?
• 51:19
  Video: No, divorce papers,
• 51:21
  Video: you're having a rough one, aren't you?
• 51:23
  Video: (laughing)
• 51:24
  Video: (beep) you're good at this.
• 51:26
  Video: (laughing)
• 51:30
  Charles: Here's the thing.
• 51:31
  Charles: I am the person who sends all the crazy TikToks.
• 51:36
  Chris: So did you feel called out there Charles?
• 51:39
  Charles: No, I just the guy who's laughing hysterically hanging out the car.
• 51:44
  Charles: That's me.
• 51:45
  Nora: I mean you don't respond to my TikToks.
• 51:48
  Charles: I watch,
• 51:49
  Charles: I don't watch them sometimes.
• 51:50
  Chris: You're gonna get served.
• 51:52
  Nora: Yeah,
• 51:53
  Nora: so I relate to the guy in the car going.
• 51:56
  Nora: [laughing]
• 51:58
  Charles: All right.
• 52:00
  Charles: Play the audio from my computer.
• 52:03
  Chris: It's playing.
• 52:05
  Charles: Turn it up.
• 52:06
  Charles: There we go.
• 52:08
  Charles: Folks,
• 52:12
  Charles: we're at the part of the show where we're going to take a brief meditative break.
• 52:19
  Charles: So what I want you to do is I want you to close your eyes.
• 52:23
  Charles: If you're driving right now, don't.
• 52:26
  Charles: Or if you're doing anything heavy machinery wise,
• 52:29
  Charles: don't close your eyes.
• 52:30
  Charles: For everybody else who's safe,
• 52:32
  Charles: secure,
• 52:33
  Charles: close your eyes
• 52:36
  Charles: and think of the first online radio station that comes to mind.
• 52:42
  Charles: Loudspeaker.
• 52:46
  Charles: What did you think of?
• 52:49
  Nora: Loudspeaker.
• 52:50
  Charles: Chris, what did you think of?
• 52:53
  Chris: Loudspeaker.
• 52:54
  Charles: Wow.
• 52:55
  Charles: That's crazy that we all thought the same thing.
• 52:58
  Nora: That's so crazy.
• 52:59
  Charles: That is so crazy.
• 53:01
  Charles: Folks,
• 53:03
  Charles: as we take a deep breath in,
• 53:05
  Charles: I want you to remember the incredible six stations
• 53:11
  Charles: that you can listen to on loudspeaker
• 53:14
  Charles: and breathe out all of the AI nonsense
• 53:19
  Charles: that you get from platforms like Spotify.
• 53:22
  Charles: And breathe back in and just smell the incredible award
• 53:27
  Charles: nominated shows like The Weird or Vibe Check,
• 53:36
  Charles: Two Dudes and a Chick,
• 53:39
  Charles: Ducky's Fun House,
• 53:42
  Charles: so many incredible shows.
• 53:43
  Charles: You can breathe out.
• 53:44
  Charles: You can breathe out.
• 53:44
  Charles: You can breathe out.
• 53:46
  Charles: It's been a lot.
• 53:49
  Charles: Now you can open your eyes.
• 53:50
  Charles: Your eyes were open already.
• 53:52
  Charles: I saw them.
• 53:53
  Charles: You have to start over.
• 53:56
  Charles: But for those at home who are doing this correctly,
• 53:59
  Charles: (laughing)
• 54:00
  Nora: I'm starting over.
• 54:03
  Charles: You can open your eyes and feel the warmth and love
• 54:07
  Charles: that comes from meditating on loudspeaker.org.
• 54:14
  Charles: And my laptop just died.
• 54:17
  Charles: Loudspeaker.org.
• 54:19
  Charles: Find your new favorite music today.
• 54:23
  Charles: I love you.
• 54:25
  Nora: Good night.
• 54:29
  Nora: But actually don't go anywhere.
• 54:30
  Charles: Shh, shh,
• 54:31
  Charles: shh.
• 54:32
  Charles: We're going to fade out.
• 54:42
  Charles: That was beautiful!
• 54:44
  Charles: [laughing]
• 54:45
  Charles: Sorry.
• 54:47
  Nora: That was good.
• 54:48
  Charles: Thank you.
• 54:49
  Nora: I think you could use that on the radio station.
• 54:53
  Nora: like without the visuals,
• 54:55
  Nora: Stephen.
• 54:57
  Nora: You could add for the channel.
• 55:01
  Charles: Yeah, when we heard that song before we went live,
• 55:04
  Charles: when we were testing my computer audio,
• 55:07
  Charles: I was like, I know what we're doing.
• 55:09
  Charles: I know what we're doing, I'm gonna jump right into it.
• 55:11
  Nora: That's good,
• 55:12
  Nora: I like it,
• 55:13
  Nora: I like it.
• 55:14
  Charles: What do we have to talk about today?
• 55:16
  Charles: Oh, that's right, do you wanna do your buggy racing first?
• 55:19
  Nora: I feel like buggy racing should go first
• 55:21
  Nora: just because it's a little bit less intense
• 55:23
  Nora: I don't know. Chris is that good?
• 55:25
  Chris: Yeah totally.
• 55:26
  Nora: Cool so last week. You do that I'm gonna get
• 55:28
  Nora: everything else. Yeah so last week I just want to remind you guys we have this
• 55:33
  Nora: video of some kids in a buggy being pushed around.
• 55:38
  Nora: So Chris if you want to
• 55:39
  Nora: show that video from last week.
• 55:45
  Charles: Oh my god the child.
• 55:47
  Nora: Right the child.
• 55:49
  Video: We are starting and it's a beautiful thing.
• 55:52
  Video: It's before 8 a.m.
• 55:54
  Video: None of us are shivering,
• 55:55
  Video: no teeth chattering.
• 55:56
  Video: It's looking to be hopefully a beautiful day of racing.
• 56:01
  Video: Getting those exhibitions important
• 56:02
  Video: just to make sure the timing is tuned.
• 56:04
  Video: Buggy.
• 56:05
  Video: Get the trucks already.
• 56:08
  Video: Switched out right there, did you see that?
• 56:10
  Video: Oh,
• 56:11
  Video: Spirit just doing a full hill one, hill two right there
• 56:13
  Video: and then shove off. - That's all you need to watch
• 56:14
  Nora: from this one because the next video I have
• 56:17
  Nora: actually a full explanation.
• 56:20
  Nora: Buggy racing is actually a tradition from 1920 at the
• 56:24
  Nora: Carnegie Mellon University in Pennsylvania and so this is only done
• 56:29
  Nora: there and I have a video that kind of explains it a little bit more so we can
• 56:33
  Nora: watch that.
• 56:38
  Video: A buggy team is made up of five pushers,
• 56:41
  Video: one driver,
• 56:41
  Video: and the buggy itself.
• 56:44
  Video: At the start of the race,
• 56:45
  Video: the Hill 1 pusher is the only one allowed on the line.
• 56:52
  Video: If the buggy or pusher strays from their lane,
• 56:55
  Video: it's a penalty.
• 57:01
  Video: Hill 1 has arguably the most prestige attached to it.
• 57:05
  Video: The fastest pushers during the races get crowned as royalty of the hill.
• 57:14
  Video: The hill 2 push is very important because it starts the free roll.
• 57:19
  Video: A good final push can mean a faster free roll time and a better rollout for hill 3.
• 57:32
  Video: In the free roll, the buggy is generally going too fast for a pusher to keep up.
• 57:36
  Video: Buggies can reach speeds of about 40 miles per hour.
• 57:40
  Nora: That's so fast.
• 57:45
  Charles: I could drive faster.
• 57:47
  Video: The stop sign time is an important metric of how well a buggy is doing in the free roll.
• 57:52
  Charles: But in a Honda Fit.
• 57:55
  Video: Flangers of the course ensure the driver is taking the correct line into the chute and
• 57:59
  Video: that the chute is safe to enter.
• 58:03
  Video: The chute is the most difficult part of the course for the driver and also the site of
• 58:07
  Video: most accidents.
• 58:09
  Video: Drivers must turn very quickly while avoiding sliding or spinning out.
• 58:17
  Video: The hill 3 rollout indicates how well the buggy did in the free roll.
• 58:21
  Video: This can be measured by the number of windows on Porter Hall that the buggy passes before
• 58:25
  Video: being picked up by the hill 3 pusher.
• 58:33
  Video: On the back hills,
• 58:34
  Video: it's the pusher's speed and strength that keep the buggy moving fast.
• 58:44
  Video: Transitions must take place between the designated markers or else the team will be penalized.
• 58:52
  Nora: This only happens.
• 58:53
  Video: The final hill is challenging because it is flat
• 58:56
  Video: and the buggy can get away from the pusher.
• 59:04
  Video: The final pusher's hand must be on the push bar
• 59:06
  Video: when the nose of the buggy crosses the finish line
• 59:09
  Video: or else their time will not count.
• 59:14
  Charles: Do we see the person get out of it?
• 59:16
  Nora: No,
• 59:17
  Nora: dang it.
• 59:19
  Nora: But yeah.
• 59:20
  Chris: So we don't know for sure
• 59:22
  Chris: that it's a real person in there yet.
• 59:24
  Nora: But how would they have done that curve
• 59:27
  Nora: without a real person in it?
• 59:29
  Chris: AI?
• 59:31
  Charles: I was thinking it could just be like an RC car.
• 59:34
  Nora: Like a remote control.
• 59:35
  Chris: Yeah, it could be.
• 59:36
  Nora: I think there is a person in there.
• 59:39
  Nora: There's like the rider and then there's like pushers.
• 59:42
  Charles: Is this only done in one place?
• 59:44
  Nora: Yeah.
• 59:45
  Nora: I don't know how I found it.
• 59:46
  Nora: I don't know why it suddenly showed up on my For You page,
• 59:48
  Nora: but it is a whole sport that is only at Carnegie Mellon.
• 59:55
  Nora: So...
• 59:55
  Chris: And you said this started in the 20s?
• 59:57
  Nora: Yeah,
• 59:57
  Nora: 1920.
• 59:59
  Chris: Man, this is what people came up with
• 1:00:01
  Chris: before there was TV.
• 1:00:03
  Nora: Exactly,
• 1:00:05
  Nora: exactly.
• 1:00:08
  Nora: So it seems really interesting.
• 1:00:11
  Nora: Maybe if I would have known about this,
• 1:00:12
  Nora: I would have considered applying to Carnegie Mellon.
• 1:00:17
  Chris: There's different there's different designs.
• 1:00:19
  Chris: Okay. These are kind of fun.
• 1:00:20
  Charles: How do I fit somebody in that? It's like luge
• 1:00:23
  Charles: I feel like you could fit a child in it
• 1:00:27
  Chris: Mm-hmm, but not like a fully grown person not a fully grown adult
• 1:00:32
  Chris: So wild, I mean maybe maybe I mean they look that in that photo that perspective looks a little bit more sizable
• 1:00:39
  Charles: But like when they were pushing it, it looks like it's tiny like a little coffin
• 1:00:44
  Nora: Smaller than a coffin.
• 1:00:46
  Charles: Like a baby coffin
• 1:00:49
  Charles: Baby coffin baby shoes.
• 1:00:52
  Charles: Yeah new baby shoes never worn this one's name for sale
• 1:00:56
  Charles: That's the that's the thing, right? Yeah
• 1:01:00
  Chris: There's the children that will ride
• 1:01:03
  Charles: Children get in your vehicle.
• 1:01:06
  Nora: Yeah,
• 1:01:06
  Charles: I'm gonna push you down this hill
• 1:01:07
  Chris: I want to see I want to see there's got to be a video somewhere
• 1:01:11
  Nora: Someone getting in one of these maybe there's like a hatch that way or maybe they just like slide in I
• 1:01:19
  Charles: Don't see the only time we have ever seen somebody
• 1:01:23
  Charles: In it is that for their face is there that one shot and it looks like a baby's face
• 1:01:30
  Charles: Like not even like a toddler like newborn baby, maybe play this one
• 1:01:36
  Nora: This heat 17
• 1:01:38
  Nora: I don't know.
• 1:01:39
  Video: And they weren't going as fast.
• 1:01:40
  Video: I would have expected them to come up.
• 1:01:42
  Video: But these two here, they seem to be
• 1:01:43
  Video: I mean, it started from this point.
• 1:01:44
  Video: They're getting some really good speed on this.
• 1:01:46
  Video: You expect to see that Spirit Buggy running really well.
• 1:01:48
  Nora: They're having a hard time.
• 1:01:49
  Nora: Nice time at the 55.
• 1:01:51
  Charles: Can you cut to like the end?
• 1:01:52
  Video: You got one second faster than a Fringebee.
• 1:01:56
  Video: You can iron out a little bit.
• 1:01:57
  Video: It looks like they may have left a little time.
• 1:01:59
  Video: That may not be a day too time.
• 1:02:00
  Video: I'm not sure a 222 is
• 1:02:02
  Nora: They're talking to somebody.
• 1:02:03
  Charles: Okay.
• 1:02:04
  Chris: Are they?
• 1:02:05
  Nora: Yeah.
• 1:02:06
  Chris: Or are they just in on
• 1:02:07
  Charles: Are they gonna let this person out?
• 1:02:08
  Charles: Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
• 1:02:09
  Video: No, they don't even let him out!
• 1:02:11
  Video: They just carry him away!
• 1:02:12
  Video: They've been checking his loss of speed through the chute
• 1:02:16
  Video: and over the last couple of weeks they've been going
• 1:02:17
  Nora: But there's a person in there.
• 1:02:18
  Chris: It's on a runaway.
• 1:02:19
  Nora: Look, there's sunglasses.
• 1:02:20
  Video: Especially with that buggy,
• 1:02:21
  Video: has been around like 25% speed loss.
• 1:02:24
  Video: Whereas SDC has really been in the 60s and 70s.
• 1:02:26
  Video: This is a scam.
• 1:02:27
  Charles: I think this is a scam!
• 1:02:29
  Nora: You think nobody's in there?
• 1:02:30
  Video: Far ahead,
• 1:02:31
  Video: but by the time they got to hill three,
• 1:02:33
  Video: SDC had really closed the gap.
• 1:02:33
  Nora: Well then,
• 1:02:34
  Nora: I guess my job next week
• 1:02:36
  Nora: will be to find a Carnegie Mellon buggy rider.
• 1:02:40
  Charles: Yes.
• 1:02:41
  Charles: Somebody who gets out of it or gets into it.
• 1:02:43
  Charles: That's the footage that we need.
• 1:02:45
  Charles: Okay,
• 1:02:45
  Charles: so I'm gonna go to the show notes.
• 1:02:48
  Charles: (laughing)
• 1:02:49
  Chris: Oh wait,
• 1:02:50
  Nora: wait. - Footage of someone.
• 1:02:51
  Nora: Wait,
• 1:02:51
  Chris: hold on, hold on.
• 1:02:52
  Chris: Wait, wait, wait.
• 1:02:53
  Chris: (dramatic music)
• 1:02:54
  Charles: Brainy news.
• 1:03:03
  Chris: We can go inside a buggy from the driver's perspective.
• 1:03:08
  Nora: Oh.
• 1:03:09
  Chris: What? - Take a look, yeah.
• 1:03:12
  Video: I mean, it's just such a niche experience.
• 1:03:16
  Video: I mean,
• 1:03:17
  Video: being a buggy driver is like being a thrill seeker.
• 1:03:20
  Video: And also you're kind of like the,
• 1:03:22
  Video: almost rallying point for the team
• 1:03:24
  Video: because you're driving the buggies that they built.
• 1:03:26
  Video: So everyone's kind of rallying around you.
• 1:03:28
  Chris: That looked like a human.
• 1:03:29
  Chris: That's a human.
• 1:03:30
  Nora: It's a community within itself.
• 1:03:32
  Nora: So look, she slides herself back in there.
• 1:03:34
  Nora: Oh my god.
• 1:03:35
  Nora: And then you drive just with your
• 1:03:37
  Video: So the way I drive is called Solaris.
• 1:03:38
  Video: It is a blue buggy with a yellow sun on it.
• 1:03:41
  Video: And I've actually been driving Solaris all four years.
• 1:03:47
  Video: I want to go fast.
• 1:03:49
  Video: Let's go zoom.
• 1:03:52
  Nora: This is cool.
• 1:03:53
  Nora: Wow.
• 1:03:56
  Nora: You see jack shit.
• 1:03:58
  Nora: (laughing)
• 1:04:02
  Video: I would say I kind of just become locked in
• 1:04:04
  Video: once I go down the free roll.
• 1:04:06
  Video: 'Cause when the pushers are pushing,
• 1:04:08
  Video: it's a little more just like,
• 1:04:08
  Video: okay, I'll just keep my buggy straight.
• 1:04:10
  Video: But then once I'm on by myself, I'm like,
• 1:04:11
  Video: all right, I'm gonna steer as good as I can.
• 1:04:14
  Video: I'm like, I'm so focused right now.
• 1:04:16
  Video: It's just so much fun.
• 1:04:16
  Video: Like I never get tired of going down the course.
• 1:04:20
  Video: Coming into CMU,
• 1:04:21
  Video: I knew that I wanted to drive.
• 1:04:23
  Video: I was like, I'm gonna find a team that will let me drive.
• 1:04:25
  Video: Safety is definitely the number one thing on my mind during roles.
• 1:04:29
  Video: Always was, but more so since I've become head driver,
• 1:04:32
  Video: because now I'm feeling protective over my drivers.
• 1:04:35
  Video: Because all of our new drivers this year are freshmen.
• 1:04:37
  Video: I'm like, all right, I got to make sure all of you guys are safe.
• 1:04:39
  Video: You're like my little ducklings.
• 1:04:42
  Video: Being a driver is also just such a small subcategory of buggy in general.
• 1:04:47
  Charles: So this is a very small person.
• 1:04:48
  Charles: Only a few hundred people in the world have ever been a buggy driver.
• 1:04:51
  Charles: Like a very short person to fit in that.
• 1:04:54
  Nora: I'm most glad that I did it CMU because it's just been such an amazing experience. I think so
• 1:05:03
  Nora: You'd have to be relatively small for that my fat ass would never fit
• 1:05:12
  Nora: What if they built a buggy that you could fit in and then you just
• 1:05:16
  Nora: Would you want to drive or you want to push? You just need to roll me sideways
• 1:05:22
  Charles: Down the hill like the like the cheese chasing competition
• 1:05:28
  Nora: That's me that is pretty good.
• 1:05:30
  Nora: Yeah.
• 1:05:30
  Chris: Yeah, I would watch the cheese chasing competition. That sounds fun.
• 1:05:33
  Charles: Wait
• 1:05:34
  Charles: Chris have you never seen this?
• 1:05:35
  Chris: No, that's a real
• 1:05:41
  Nora: It's gonna be good for next week we'll add it to the chasing it's a good one
• 1:05:51
  Chris: It's brutal
• 1:05:51
  Chris: "Where are they getting the tiny people?
• 1:05:53
  Chris: "I'm dying."
• 1:05:54
  Chris: But then she said, "I could totally do this."
• 1:05:58
  Chris: (laughing)
• 1:06:00
  Nora: Maybe it's bigger on the inside, you never know.
• 1:06:03
  Charles: Yeah, it's fucking Tardis ass shit.
• 1:06:06
  Charles: (laughing)
• 1:06:08
  Charles: It's very roomy in here,
• 1:06:10
  Charles: actually.
• 1:06:12
  Charles: Okay,
• 1:06:13
  Charles: folks.
• 1:06:14
  Chris: Like Homer Simpson with a rotisserie oven in his car.
• 1:06:18
  Chris: Got a little space.
• 1:06:19
  Charles: It is time!
• 1:06:20
  Charles: We've been putting it off for too long.
• 1:06:23
  Charles: "Twilight."
• 1:06:24
  Charles: "Twilight."
• 1:06:25
  Charles: "Twilight."
• 1:06:26
  Charles: "Twilight."
• 1:06:27
  Charles: "Twilight."
• 1:06:28
  Charles: "Twilight."
• 1:06:29
  Charles: "Twilight."
• 1:06:30
  Charles: We did it.
• 1:06:31
  Nora: "Breaking Dawn Parts" one and two.
• 1:06:32
  Charles: We did it.
• 1:06:33
  Charles: We finally did it.
• 1:06:34
  Nora: We did.
• 1:06:34
  Charles: We watched the final two movies
• 1:06:37
  Charles: of the "Twilight"
• 1:06:39
  Charles: epic eclipse,
• 1:06:41
  Charles: shit, what does she call it?
• 1:06:42
  Chris: "Breaking Dawn."
• 1:06:43
  Charles: No, I know.
• 1:06:44
  Charles: But the,
• 1:06:45
  Charles: what did she call this series?
• 1:06:47
  Nora: "Twilight"
• 1:06:48
  Nora: epic?
• 1:06:49
  Charles: What is she called?
• 1:06:50
  Chris: Oh, The Twilight Saga.
• 1:06:51
  Charles: The Twilight Saga.
• 1:06:52
  Nora: That's what it is, the saga.
• 1:06:54
  Charles: So we watched the final two ones,
• 1:06:56
  Charles: Breaking Dawn parts one and two.
• 1:06:59
  Charles: We watched it together,
• 1:07:01
  Charles: most of us.
• 1:07:03
  Nora: I watched part two with you.
• 1:07:04
  Charles: You watched part two with us.
• 1:07:06
  Nora: Which was the one that was really worth watching.
• 1:07:07
  Charles: It was just very much worth watching.
• 1:07:09
  Nora: Very much worth.
• 1:07:11
  Charles: So let's talk about Breaking Dawn part one.
• 1:07:14
  Charles: Breaking Dawn part one is a 2011
• 1:07:17
  Charles: American romantic fantasy film directed by Bill Condon
• 1:07:20
  Charles: from a screenplay by Melissa Rosenberg
• 1:07:22
  Charles: based on the 2008 novel "Breaking Dawn" by Stephenie Meyer.
• 1:07:25
  Charles: It's the sequel to "Twilight Eclipse,"
• 1:07:26
  Charles: the fourth installment of the "Twilight"
• 1:07:28
  Charles: film series.
• 1:07:29
  Charles: The film stars Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson,
• 1:07:31
  Charles: and Taylor Lautner reprising their roles as Bella Swan,
• 1:07:34
  Charles: Edward Cullen,
• 1:07:35
  Charles: and Jacob Black,
• 1:07:36
  Charles: respectively.
• 1:07:38
  Charles: In the film, Bella and Edward marry and become pregnant
• 1:07:40
  Charles: with a half-human, half-vampire child,
• 1:07:43
  Charles: which causes the Cullen family to become a target
• 1:07:45
  Charles: of Jacob and his wolf pack.
• 1:07:48
  Charles: Summer,
• 1:07:49
  Charles: yeah, we'll just keep it there.
• 1:07:52
  Chris: No, just read the whole article, Charles.
• 1:07:53
  Charles: This is just, we're just gonna read Wikipedia.
• 1:07:56
  Charles: Here's the plot,
• 1:07:58
  Charles: several months after the event.
• 1:08:00
  Charles: I'm really good at reading.
• 1:08:03
  Charles: How did we feel about this movie?
• 1:08:06
  Charles: What did we think?
• 1:08:07
  Charles: What are our thoughts of this,
• 1:08:12
  Charles: it could have been an email movie.
• 1:08:14
  Chris: I mean, I don't know how to review them separately
• 1:08:18
  Chris: because they're really two movies
• 1:08:19
  Chris: that should have just been one to start with.
• 1:08:21
  Charles: Right.
• 1:08:22
  Chris: So I'm gonna review them
• 1:08:24
  Chris: as just essentially one long story.
• 1:08:27
  Chris: The whole first movie seems largely unnecessary.
• 1:08:30
  Chris: It's a lot of plotting.
• 1:08:32
  Chris: It's a lot of, you know, scenes we had seen before
• 1:08:35
  Chris: but just drawn out somehow.
• 1:08:38
  Chris: This seems to have really been a victim
• 1:08:43
  Chris: of the idea of,
• 1:08:44
  Chris: oh, well, Harry Potter's last book
• 1:08:47
  Chris: was split into two movies, why don't we do it here?
• 1:08:49
  Charles: Yeah.
• 1:08:51
  Charles: Reviews site Metacritic gave the film a 45 out of 100
• 1:08:54
  Charles: based on reviews from 36 critics.
• 1:08:57
  Charles: Lowest rated installment in the franchise,
• 1:08:59
  Charles: which totally makes sense.
• 1:09:01
  Charles: It is not a good movie.
• 1:09:04
  Nora: It's not,
• 1:09:04
  Nora: like,
• 1:09:05
  Nora: the plot is not good
• 1:09:07
  Nora: and it's just,
• 1:09:09
  Nora: I don't know.
• 1:09:10
  Chris: It's just a lot of posturing.
• 1:09:11
  Nora: More of the same.
• 1:09:12
  Chris: And it's a lot of like,
• 1:09:13
  Chris: hey,
• 1:09:14
  Chris: we're gonna drag this out
• 1:09:16
  Chris: as long as we can.
• 1:09:19
  Nora: Exactly.
• 1:09:20
  Chris: Yeah,
• 1:09:20
  Chris: it really should have just been one movie.
• 1:09:22
  Charles: Here's a sentence from the Wikipedia.
• 1:09:26
  Charles: Among females only,
• 1:09:28
  Charles: females,
• 1:09:31
  Charles: the film received an improved A
• 1:09:33
  Charles: grade.
• 1:09:34
  Charles: Wow.
• 1:09:35
  Nora: It
• 1:09:35
  Nora: wasn't that good.
• 1:09:37
  Charles: It
• 1:09:38
  Charles: wasn't that good. - And
• 1:09:39
  Charles: also,
• 1:09:40
  Nora: it wasn't true to the book.
• 1:09:41
  Nora: There was no clinking.
• 1:09:43
  Charles: There was no clinking!
• 1:09:44
  Charles: Where's the clinking?
• 1:09:45
  Charles: As we have learned,
• 1:09:46
  Charles: their skin is like porcelain and they should be clanking,
• 1:09:48
  Charles: clanking like
• 1:09:49
  Charles: China.
• 1:09:49
  Nora: Right.
• 1:09:51
  Nora: Yeah.
• 1:09:51
  Charles: What we were going, what we talked about during the first film is we should try to recreate
• 1:09:57
  Charles: that on the show by grabbing a plate and smashing it over one of our heads.
• 1:10:03
  Nora: Yeah!
• 1:10:04
  Nora: Break away glass.
• 1:10:05
  Charles: Because to get like the sound of what it would have actually sounded like with a half human,
• 1:10:11
  Charles: vampire sex scene.
• 1:10:15
  Nora: Yeah, it was just not good.
• 1:10:18
  Nora: What was that?
• 1:10:19
  Chris: Nothing.
• 1:10:19
  Nora: A crash?
• 1:10:21
  Chris: I don't know.
• 1:10:24
  Chris: I think this story has interesting bones to it,
• 1:10:29
  Chris: but everything that they add to it to draw it out
• 1:10:32
  Chris: really kind of hurts the story.
• 1:10:35
  Chris: And even like, you would think,
• 1:10:37
  Chris: okay, well they split this into two movies.
• 1:10:39
  Chris: Maybe there's more character development for,
• 1:10:42
  Chris: you know,
• 1:10:42
  Chris: some of the other characters that frankly are much more
• 1:10:45
  Chris: interesting than the love triangle,
• 1:10:47
  Chris: which is like the other Cullens and some of the Wolf
• 1:10:50
  Chris: characters.
• 1:10:50
  Chris: Nope.
• 1:10:51
  Chris: They get zero screen time.
• 1:10:53
  Nora: Yeah.
• 1:10:54
  Nora: Like there's,
• 1:10:54
  Nora: there's just not the development that you're looking like,
• 1:10:57
  Nora: I don't know.
• 1:10:57
  Nora: It's just,
• 1:10:58
  Nora: it's boring.
• 1:10:59
  Nora: And then Bella gets pregnant and then like,
• 1:11:01
  Nora: the baby breaks her back and then dead Bella,
• 1:11:05
  Nora: you know,
• 1:11:05
  Nora: like
• 1:11:06
  Chris: Yeah, they do go full body horror for a minute.
• 1:11:08
  Chris: where the baby starts breaking her bones.
• 1:11:11
  Chris: Yeah,
• 1:11:12
  Charles: breaks her back and then she falls over
• 1:11:14
  Charles: and she breaks her fucking knees.
• 1:11:16
  Charles: (laughing)
• 1:11:17
  Nora: And like,
• 1:11:18
  Nora: and then Edward bites the baby out of her.
• 1:11:21
  Charles: Rips open, yeah,
• 1:11:22
  Charles: rips open her stomach.
• 1:11:24
  Nora: (laughing)
• 1:11:27
  Chris: And then during the pregnancy,
• 1:11:28
  Chris: she becomes so frail and gaunt
• 1:11:31
  Chris: that she looks like a Holocaust victim.
• 1:11:32
  Chris: (laughing)
• 1:11:33
  Charles: I know.
• 1:11:34
  Nora: And she only drinks blood for the baby,
• 1:11:36
  Nora: like Jesus Christ.
• 1:11:38
  Charles: Yeah.
• 1:11:38
  Nora: At least the pregnancy only lasted like two weeks.
• 1:11:41
  Charles: Can I just say that they reveal in Breaking Bad,
• 1:11:47
  Charles: or Breaking Bad, Breaking Dawn Part Two,
• 1:11:50
  Charles: that half human,
• 1:11:52
  Charles: half vampire hybrids can eat regular food
• 1:11:56
  Charles: or blood,
• 1:11:57
  Charles: it could be both.
• 1:11:59
  Nora: But it still killed Bella.
• 1:12:00
  Chris: It's pretty late in the game
• 1:12:03
  Chris: to be introducing new lore rules.
• 1:12:06
  Chris: I thought that was really lazy writing.
• 1:12:08
  Charles: Yeah.
• 1:12:09
  Charles: Chris, cut to my screen real quick
• 1:12:11
  Charles: because this is the best part that has come from the movie.
• 1:12:14
  Charles: Oh my God.
• 1:12:15
  Charles: This is the actual doll that they used
• 1:12:20
  Charles: for the worst named child on the planet,
• 1:12:23
  Charles: Renesame.
• 1:12:25
  Chris: Wait, can we
• 1:12:26
  Charles: Renesame.
• 1:12:27
  Chris: And that's why
• 1:12:28
  Chris: Can we talk about how stupid as fuck that name is?
• 1:12:31
  Charles: Oh.
• 1:12:31
  Nora: Is that why it's CGI'd?
• 1:12:34
  Charles: Yeah.
• 1:12:34
  Nora: Because this was so off-putting.
• 1:12:36
  Charles: Yeah.
• 1:12:36
  Chris: Why did they use this?
• 1:12:38
  Chris: I had a budget
• 1:12:40
  Nora: Because they used it.
• 1:12:42
  Charles: I don't because they wanted it to look like both of them. I guess I don't know this movie had a
• 1:12:48
  Chris: 127 million dollar budget.
• 1:12:50
  Charles: Well, they use that budget for getting like Lee pace and
• 1:12:56
  Charles: Everybody and their mother in this movie
• 1:13:01
  Chris: Yeah, that's that's the other big thing in this thing other than Rene's may being born is the fact that like,
• 1:13:06
  Chris: you know
• 1:13:06
  Chris: This is the whole like Avengers assembling during Infinity War,
• 1:13:10
  Chris: but nothing happens actually until endgame
• 1:13:13
  Chris: So you get like everybody's showing up and then being like wait, when's the fight? Oh not till the next movie cool
• 1:13:18
  Chris: I'm gonna be over here.
• 1:13:19
  Nora: Exactly.
• 1:13:19
  Nora: Yeah. No, it is a lot of that
• 1:13:21
  Nora: I thought it was really funny because I joined after the first one and I go
• 1:13:25
  Nora: I know what happened because I watched like five reviews of breaking dawn part one and that's that's all I really needed to see
• 1:13:32
  Nora: I saw the important parts. I know the hits but
• 1:13:34
  Charles: But Chris,
• 1:13:38
  Nora: I got more out of my reviews than Chris got out of watching the movie.
• 1:13:44
  Nora: Because I get there and Charles goes,
• 1:13:46
  Nora: "Chris doesn't realize."
• 1:13:47
  Nora: And I go, "Wait,
• 1:13:48
  Nora: he doesn't realize that like,
• 1:13:50
  Nora: oh yeah,
• 1:13:50
  Nora: Jacob imprinted on Renesmee."
• 1:13:54
  Chris: I must have been like mesmerized by Renesmee's creepy eyes or something.
• 1:14:00
  Chris: I don't know.
• 1:14:01
  Chris: Towards the end of the movie,
• 1:14:03
  Chris: Jacob or someone in his orbit
• 1:14:04
  Chris: says that he imprinted on Renesmee,
• 1:14:06
  Chris: which one,
• 1:14:07
  Chris: I didn't really fully understand what that meant,
• 1:14:10
  Chris: and two, I didn't really hear it,
• 1:14:12
  Chris: so everyone else is going like,
• 1:14:14
  Chris: "Ooh."
• 1:14:15
  Chris: And I'm the only one, I'm the idiot sitting there
• 1:14:17
  Chris: in the middle of the room who doesn't know what this means,
• 1:14:20
  Chris: and they're just like, "Oh, wait for it."
• 1:14:21
  Chris: In the second movie, I was like,
• 1:14:22
  Chris: "Okay, well, good thing we're watching it in five minutes."
• 1:14:24
  Chris: (laughing)
• 1:14:26
  Nora: And then we were like,
• 1:14:26
  Nora: "Oh, it means that he fell in love
• 1:14:28
  Nora: with the baby and Chris went,
• 1:14:30
  Nora: oh!
• 1:14:31
  Nora: (laughing)
• 1:14:32
  Chris: Which to me just seems so incredibly gross
• 1:14:37
  Chris: because he has spent what seems like 14 movies
• 1:14:42
  Chris: telling Bella,
• 1:14:43
  Chris: hey,
• 1:14:44
  Chris: you should ditch the zero,
• 1:14:45
  Chris: get with the hero over here.
• 1:14:47
  Chris: And meanwhile,
• 1:14:48
  Chris: then he goes,
• 1:14:49
  Chris: oh, you know what?
• 1:14:49
  Chris: Your baby is real cute.
• 1:14:50
  Chris: I'll just bang her instead.
• 1:14:52
  Nora: Yeah.
• 1:14:53
  Chris: What?
• 1:14:54
  Nora: Yeah.
• 1:14:55
  Chris: What?
• 1:14:56
  Chris: No.
• 1:14:57
  Chris: Why?
• 1:14:58
  Nora: Well, you know, Stephanie Meyer's brothers are both, she has a brother named Edward and
• 1:15:01
  Nora: a brother named Jacob.
• 1:15:03
  Chris: Gross.
• 1:15:05
  Charles: And she almost named the baby Edward Jacob.
• 1:15:09
  Chris: It's really,
• 1:15:11
  Chris: it's speaking of shoddy writing, it's really shoddy writing that her two name
• 1:15:15
  Chris: choices were Edward Jacob and Renesmee.
• 1:15:18
  Chris: Get the fuck out of here.
• 1:15:20
  Charles: Not just that.
• 1:15:21
  Charles: I would be fine if they did that and had one person being like,
• 1:15:25
  Charles: those are some shitty names.
• 1:15:26
  Nora: All right,
• 1:15:27
  Nora: like Charlie,
• 1:15:28
  Nora: he's like,
• 1:15:29
  Nora: plays the straight man in this.
• 1:15:30
  Charles: Hey,
• 1:15:31
  Charles: you are 18 years old.
• 1:15:32
  Charles: Those names suck.
• 1:15:33
  Charles: Don't name your child this,
• 1:15:35
  Charles: they will be bullied incessantly.
• 1:15:39
  Chris: Forever.
• 1:15:39
  Charles: Forever,
• 1:15:40
  Charles: forever being named after the half.
• 1:15:43
  Nora: Why not Charles Carlyle?
• 1:15:46
  Charles: Charles Carlyle is a great name.
• 1:15:48
  Nora: Right,
• 1:15:49
  Nora: that's way better.
• 1:15:49
  Chris: Charles Carlyle is a good one, yeah.
• 1:15:50
  Nora: Yeah,
• 1:15:51
  Nora: better than Renesmee,
• 1:15:52
  Nora: better than Edward Jacob.
• 1:15:54
  Chris: Olivia says,
• 1:15:55
  Chris: "Full House 40 years ago
• 1:15:57
  Chris: "could use real children,
• 1:15:58
  Chris: but somehow Twilight couldn't."
• 1:15:59
  Charles: Yes! - I agree.
• 1:16:01
  Chris: What the hell?
• 1:16:02
  Chris: What is the rationale for using the creepiest doll
• 1:16:05
  Chris: ever created since the Saw movies to like,
• 1:16:09
  Chris: oh, we'll just add some CGI onto that.
• 1:16:11
  Chris: And the CGI does not look good.
• 1:16:14
  Chris: It is so uncanny valley that it is frightening
• 1:16:17
  Chris: in a way that I don't think it was designed to be.
• 1:16:19
  Nora: It was really upsetting.
• 1:16:20
  Charles: Yeah, and they kept using the CGI
• 1:16:23
  Charles: for like when they had an actual actress
• 1:16:26
  Charles: playing the child at that point,
• 1:16:27
  Charles: like a child actress playing the child,
• 1:16:30
  Charles: they were still using weird CGI and it looked so bad.
• 1:16:34
  Charles: It was so bad.
• 1:16:35
  Nora: It was very upsetting.
• 1:16:37
  Charles: Like Chris, you were like complaining
• 1:16:39
  Charles: about the wolves looking bad.
• 1:16:40
  Charles: Holy shit.
• 1:16:41
  Charles: Like it looks like what
• 1:16:44
  Chris: I
• 1:16:44
  Chris: would take the wolves in the first movie any day
• 1:16:47
  Chris: over uncanny,
• 1:16:49
  Chris: creepy ass Renesmee demon baby. - Yes,
• 1:16:51
  Charles: for
• 1:16:51
  Charles: real.
• 1:16:52
  Nora: Either version,
• 1:16:53
  Nora: the doll version or the CGI version.
• 1:16:55
  Nora: Yes. - Both are bad.
• 1:16:57
  Nora: Cursed and evil.
• 1:16:59
  Chris: Cursed and evil.
• 1:17:00
  Charles: So once again,
• 1:17:01
  Charles: Chris, you can get to my screen.
• 1:17:03
  Nora: Cursed.
• 1:17:04
  Chris: Oh God.
• 1:17:05
  Chris: And evil. - Did they just go out
• 1:17:07
  Chris: of their way to make it look as terrible as possible?
• 1:17:09
  Nora: No, it just wore out.
• 1:17:10
  Chris: Did they get a deal on like a prop master was like,
• 1:17:14
  Chris: "Hey, I've got this baby."
• 1:17:15
  Chris: And they're like,
• 1:17:16
  Chris: "Whatever, just use that."
• 1:17:17
  Nora: Well, it's worn out.
• 1:17:17
  Nora: This is old.
• 1:17:20
  Chris: I don't think it started from a great place though.
• 1:17:22
  Nora: No, I don't think it did,
• 1:17:23
  Nora: but I don't think it looked this bad when it started.
• 1:17:25
  Chris: Yeah,
• 1:17:25
  Chris: that's scary.
• 1:17:26
  Chris: I don't like it.
• 1:17:27
  Chris: Make it go away.
• 1:17:28
  Nora: It's bad.
• 1:17:29
  Charles: All right,
• 1:17:30
  Charles: so Breaking Bad part,
• 1:17:32
  Charles: Breaking Dawn,
• 1:17:33
  Charles: shh.
• 1:17:34
  Chris: Now I wanna see a Twilight Breaking Bad mashup.
• 1:17:37
  Nora: It's out there.
• 1:17:38
  Charles: It's gotta be out there.
• 1:17:39
  Nora: It's out there.
• 1:17:40
  Charles: How did we feel about part two?
• 1:17:43
  Nora: It was my favorite of all of the movies.
• 1:17:45
  Chris: It was definitely a step up from part one.
• 1:17:48
  Chris: I was curious as to how things were gonna end
• 1:17:52
  Charles: 'Cause I asked you,
• 1:17:54
  Charles: in between,
• 1:17:55
  Charles: after part one,
• 1:17:56
  Charles: I was like, "Hey, Chris,
• 1:17:57
  Charles: what plot threads
• 1:18:00
  Charles: "still need to be wrapped up?"
• 1:18:01
  Charles: And Chris was like,
• 1:18:02
  Charles: "None,
• 1:18:03
  Charles: there's nothing else to wrap up.
• 1:18:05
  Charles: "They got married,
• 1:18:06
  Charles: it's done, they had a child."
• 1:18:07
  Nora: The Volturi!
• 1:18:09
  Charles: Right.
• 1:18:10
  Chris: That's how little attention was paid to the Volturi
• 1:18:14
  Chris: in movies three and four.
• 1:18:17
  Chris: Nobody gave a fuck.
• 1:18:18
  Chris: They were like,
• 1:18:19
  Chris: "We're the big threat,"
• 1:18:20
  Chris: and then it just all disappeared.
• 1:18:22
  Chris: What's-her-face fanning girl wasn't even in part one.
• 1:18:27
  Chris: She just took a breather.
• 1:18:29
  Chris: So I was like,
• 1:18:29
  Chris: okay, well maybe they were just like,
• 1:18:31
  Chris: okay, we'll live in harmony,
• 1:18:32
  Chris: whatever.
• 1:18:32
  Chris: She turned into a vampire.
• 1:18:34
  Chris: Far be it for me to second guess that.
• 1:18:38
  Chris: But yeah, I was just like,
• 1:18:40
  Chris: that's how I think poor the storytelling was.
• 1:18:43
  Nora: There was also a lot of anti-Italian propaganda
• 1:18:48
  Nora: and anti-Irish propaganda.
• 1:18:50
  Charles: Interesting.
• 1:18:51
  Chris: I mean, I wouldn't go so far as to call it propaganda,
• 1:18:53
  Chris: but there's definitely some slurring going on.
• 1:18:55
  Nora: Undertones, I guess, some currents of it.
• 1:18:57
  Chris: Yeah, there's some currents.
• 1:18:58
  Nora: Themes.
• 1:19:00
  Charles: She's very baseline.
• 1:19:01
  Charles: She like reads a Wikipedia article.
• 1:19:03
  Chris: Why are you sitting so far away from camera?
• 1:19:06
  Chris: God damn it.
• 1:19:09
  Charles: She has this tendency of like getting
• 1:19:12
  Charles: the least basic knowledge possible about a topic,
• 1:19:16
  Charles: being like, "Oh, I'm gonna be so progressive
• 1:19:18
  Charles: "about something."
• 1:19:19
  Charles: And then it's just like,
• 1:19:21
  Charles: it falls flat.
• 1:19:24
  Charles: Like,
• 1:19:25
  Charles: this is incredible.
• 1:19:26
  Charles: (laughing)
• 1:19:27
  Charles: You just spit all over my laptop.
• 1:19:30
  Chris: That's what you get for sitting back there.
• 1:19:33
  Chris: Get in your light, find your light, actor.
• 1:19:37
  Chris: (laughing)
• 1:19:41
  Nora: It's not a traditional vampire story.
• 1:19:45
  Nora: It's not,
• 1:19:46
  Nora: it's just for the sake of romance
• 1:19:48
  Nora: and then it kind of,
• 1:19:49
  Nora: I don't know,
• 1:19:49
  Nora: all of the other plot lines are secondary
• 1:19:51
  Nora: because the romance is so heavy.
• 1:19:53
  Chris: They tried to build up this
• 1:19:58
  Charles: Epic battle.
• 1:19:59
  Chris: This epic battle,
• 1:20:01
  Chris: and then they absolutely shit the bed,
• 1:20:04
  Chris: in my opinion.
• 1:20:06
  Chris: Obviously
• 1:20:07
  Chris: You mean the Wilhelm scream?
• 1:20:08
  Chris: We're gonna be spoiling the film.
• 1:20:09
  Charles: We'll get there.
• 1:20:11
  Chris: No, the Wilhelm scream was amazing.
• 1:20:14
  Chris: It was so blatant,
• 1:20:15
  Chris: I loved it.
• 1:20:17
  Chris: (laughing)
• 1:20:20
  Charles: So,
• 1:20:21
  Charles: we,
• 1:20:21
  Charles: the first 70 minutes of this movie
• 1:20:26
  Charles: is getting the band back together
• 1:20:28
  Charles: of characters we have never met before in the entire series.
• 1:20:33
  Charles: Carlisle is getting all of his friends together
• 1:20:37
  Charles: to go and talk to the Volturi,
• 1:20:40
  Charles: not even to go fight him.
• 1:20:42
  Charles: He's like, just to be there to be like,
• 1:20:43
  Charles: Yeah,
• 1:20:44
  Charles: we agree with them.
• 1:20:46
  Nora: Carlos is not a bad guy, leave him alone.
• 1:20:48
  Charles: They didn't create a forever child.
• 1:20:52
  Nora: So they're fine?
• 1:20:53
  Charles: We're good,
• 1:20:54
  Charles: we're fine.
• 1:20:54
  Charles: This is just a weird fucking little gremlin child.
• 1:20:57
  Charles: It's a blip,
• 1:20:58
  Nora: it's a blip.
• 1:20:59
  Charles: Okay,
• 1:21:00
  Charles: but I have a cut down here.
• 1:21:05
  Charles: It's a few minutes long of the final confrontation
• 1:21:08
  Charles: and our reaction to it.
• 1:21:11
  Chris: Before we get there, we completely forgot
• 1:21:13
  Chris: about the weird subplot that strangely got a lot
• 1:21:17
  Chris: of screen time of,
• 1:21:20
  Chris: or was that in the last movie?
• 1:21:21
  Chris: Which one?
• 1:21:22
  Chris: Where what's her face,
• 1:21:23
  Chris: Victoria's like creating
• 1:21:25
  Chris: that army or whatever and then they just all get slaughtered
• 1:21:27
  Chris: in like two seconds.
• 1:21:28
  Nora: That was the last one.
• 1:21:29
  Charles: That was Eclipse.
• 1:21:31
  Chris: That just fades it.
• 1:21:32
  Chris: Yeah,
• 1:21:33
  Chris: I mean.
• 1:21:33
  Chris: It all kind of bleeds together in a sea of mediocrity.
• 1:21:37
  Nora: Yeah,
• 1:21:38
  Nora: the three movies in the middle are like,
• 1:21:42
  Charles: All right.
• 1:21:42
  Nora: I like the last one. I think I think those are my two favorites.
• 1:21:46
  Charles: So Chris,
• 1:21:47
  Charles: hopefully I got this edited well enough
• 1:21:50
  Charles: To not get claimed.
• 1:21:52
  Nora: This is I mean,
• 1:21:53
  Chris: whatever.
• 1:21:53
  Chris: This is fair use
• 1:21:55
  Chris: YouTube and Lionsgate fuck off. This is reaction content.
• 1:21:59
  Chris: Yeah
• 1:22:02
  Chris: Okay, and I haven't seen this
• 1:22:04
  Chris: [laughter]
• 1:22:06
  Chris: I'm Chris Hansen.
• 1:22:08
  Chris: Yeah,
• 1:22:09
  Chris: I'm Chris Hansen with Dayline NBC.
• 1:22:11
  Chris: [laughter]
• 1:22:13
  Chris: We're here to sing.
• 1:22:14
  Charles: It wasn't just chat.
• 1:22:17
  Charles: [laughter]
• 1:22:20
  Chris: Are those condoms in your pocket?
• 1:22:23
  Chris: [laughter]
• 1:22:23
  Chris: I don't even remember what I said.
• 1:22:27
  Chris: [laughter]
• 1:22:29
  Chris: [laughter]
• 1:22:31
  Chris: [laughter]
• 1:22:37
  Chris: I did enjoy, I did enjoy Michael Sheen just chewing the scene.
• 1:22:44
  Charles: That laugh was incredible.
• 1:22:46
  Nora: I did very much enjoy Michael Sheen's performance in this.
• 1:22:49
  Nora: Yeah, that was great.
• 1:22:51
  Nora: I heard that from all the way over there.
• 1:22:53
  Nora: That you have super vampire hair.
• 1:22:54
  Nora: Oh, that's true.
• 1:22:56
  Nora: I think you're getting it.
• 1:22:57
  Nora: I'm not giving him credit.
• 1:22:59
  Nora: Take care of it.
• 1:23:01
  Nora: Yeah, you will.
• 1:23:01
  Nora: (laughing)
• 1:23:04
  Chris: It's so creepy.
• 1:23:05
  Chris: (laughing)
• 1:23:09
  Chris: Oh no.
• 1:23:11
  Nora: It makes it so much worse.
• 1:23:24
  Chris: He did the Akira slide.
• 1:23:26
  Chris: (laughing)
• 1:23:28
  Chris: It's time for the parkour battle of the century.
• 1:23:31
  Chris: Let her go.
• 1:23:33
  Nora: Cue the music, dance battle time.
• 1:23:39
  Nora: Let her go!
• 1:23:40
  Chris: Let her go.
• 1:23:44
  Chris: Nice.
• 1:23:45
  Chris: This was fun.
• 1:23:46
  Chris: I liked watching this.
• 1:23:49
  Nora: Me too.
• 1:23:50
  Nora: Ooh,
• 1:23:51
  Nora: yeah.
• 1:23:58
  Chris: Oh!
• 1:23:59
  Chris: No!
• 1:24:00
  Chris: Oh!
• 1:24:03
  Nora: Did you see my face?
• 1:24:03
  Charles: Yeah!
• 1:24:05
  Charles: Come back a little bit.
• 1:24:06
  Charles: We missed it.
• 1:24:06
  Charles: We missed the Wilhelm scream.
• 1:24:08
  Chris: The most obvious.
• 1:24:10
  Charles: Oh.
• 1:24:11
  Chris: Oh no!
• 1:24:16
  Chris: Yeah!
• 1:24:18
  Nora: Wilhelm scream!
• 1:24:21
  Chris: The most obvious Wilhelm scream of all time.
• 1:24:27
  Chris: (laughing)
• 1:24:29
  Chris: (laughing)
• 1:24:31
  Chris: Super Dracula has arrived.
• 1:24:33
  Chris: (laughing)
• 1:24:40
  Chris: (laughing)
• 1:24:42
  Chris: Yeah.
• 1:24:49
  Chris: And she can shoot flames now, what?
• 1:24:52
  Nora: No, it's a torch.
• 1:24:53
  Chris: Oh.
• 1:24:54
  Chris: When did she pick up a torch?
• 1:24:56
  Nora: She didn't.
• 1:24:57
  Chris: Oh,
• 1:24:57
  Chris: okay.
• 1:24:58
  Nora: This is a dream.
• 1:25:00
  Charles: I love Chris's realization.
• 1:25:03
  Charles: Just watch him.
• 1:25:06
  Nora: It was all a vision.
• 1:25:10
  Chris: Son de la bitch.
• 1:25:13
  Nora: I had a moment where I was like,
• 1:25:14
  Nora: "Oh, it's rude of them not..."
• 1:25:16
  Chris: Mandy is just like dying in the background there.
• 1:25:19
  Chris: Damn it all to hell.
• 1:25:22
  Charles: I don't think you guys realize how perfect this shot is.
• 1:25:25
  Charles: Because Mandy's just in the background laughing at you guys.
• 1:25:28
  Charles: (laughing)
• 1:25:29
  Nora: I knew it was gonna happen.
• 1:25:32
  Nora: And there was one point,
• 1:25:33
  Nora: it was like during that,
• 1:25:34
  Nora: like I saw it in my face where I was like,
• 1:25:37
  Nora: how much of this is real?
• 1:25:39
  Nora: (laughing)
• 1:25:40
  Nora: Like,
• 1:25:40
  Nora: I need to know how much of this is the vision,
• 1:25:43
  Nora: because I didn't know.
• 1:25:44
  Chris: I was not expecting that because I figured
• 1:25:47
  Chris: how in the hell would anyone be that stupid?
• 1:25:51
  Nora: Yeah,
• 1:25:51
  Nora: it was all a vision.
• 1:25:53
  Charles: That doesn't happen in the book.
• 1:25:55
  Nora: No, it doesn't, it doesn't at all.
• 1:25:55
  Charles: The vision doesn't happen in the book.
• 1:25:57
  Charles: This was something that like people like freaked out about in the theaters.
• 1:26:01
  Charles: They're like what the hell?
• 1:26:04
  Chris: I mean
• 1:26:04
  Charles: I certainly would have if I were if I were them but like in the end if it if they didn't have anything it would
• 1:26:11
  Charles: Have just been a wet fart out of a movie
• 1:26:13
  Charles: They're right like no reason to actually have a second movie if they just all showed up and then he's just like yeah,
• 1:26:19
  Charles: okay
• 1:26:19
  Charles: Bye
• 1:26:21
  Charles: Which to be fair,
• 1:26:23
  Charles: that's how it was written that's not great,
• 1:26:25
  Charles: right
• 1:26:25
  Charles: Right.
• 1:26:27
  Charles: The source material,
• 1:26:28
  Nora: they're working with
• 1:26:29
  Nora: a very limited source of material here.
• 1:26:31
  Charles: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:26:33
  Chris: Yeah, it's a bummer.
• 1:26:35
  Chris: I,
• 1:26:35
  Chris: you know, they had built up this,
• 1:26:38
  Chris: and poorly,
• 1:26:39
  Chris: very much throughout,
• 1:26:40
  Chris: they had built it up poorly,
• 1:26:41
  Chris: but they had built up this like ultimate confrontation
• 1:26:44
  Chris: between,
• 1:26:45
  Chris: you know,
• 1:26:45
  Chris: the good vampires and the good wolves
• 1:26:47
  Chris: against,
• 1:26:48
  Chris: you know, the Volturi,
• 1:26:49
  Chris: and then just being like,
• 1:26:50
  Chris: oh,
• 1:26:51
  Chris: you know what,
• 1:26:51
  Chris: why don't we just agree to disagree?
• 1:26:52
  Chris: We'll see you later.
• 1:26:53
  Chris: Get the fuck out of here.
• 1:26:56
  Chris: That is such a cop out.
• 1:26:57
  Charles: Yeah,
• 1:26:58
  Charles: for real.
• 1:26:58
  Chris: I honestly-- - It's such lazy writing.
• 1:27:00
  Nora: Love the vision.
• 1:27:01
  Nora: I think the vision
• 1:27:02
  Charles: They should have kept it as just like,
• 1:27:04
  Charles: the Jasper dies.
• 1:27:06
  Charles: Everyone dies. - Carlisle dies.
• 1:27:08
  Nora: Everyone dies.
• 1:27:09
  Chris: Yeah, you wanted to see like,
• 1:27:11
  Chris: the power of their love,
• 1:27:14
  Chris: you know, or whatever,
• 1:27:15
  Chris: like,
• 1:27:16
  Chris: completely trump over like,
• 1:27:18
  Chris: all of this like, destruction and everything.
• 1:27:20
  Chris: And that would have been earned
• 1:27:22
  Chris: had it not been a vision.
• 1:27:25
  Chris: But making it a vision is just like,
• 1:27:28
  Chris: I don't know,
• 1:27:28
  Chris: it's just the world's lamest cop-out.
• 1:27:31
  Charles: It sucks so much.
• 1:27:32
  Nora: I love it so much.
• 1:27:33
  Nora: I think it's hilarious.
• 1:27:35
  Nora: Oh, it's so funny.
• 1:27:36
  Nora: I think it's one of the funniest things
• 1:27:38
  Nora: and I think that's why this movie is one of my favorites
• 1:27:41
  Nora: because that is so fucking hilarious.
• 1:27:44
  Nora: Like,
• 1:27:45
  Nora: it's all a vision and then everything's fine.
• 1:27:49
  Charles: And everybody lives.
• 1:27:51
  Charles: And we're all happy.
• 1:27:53
  Charles: And we're married and our kid is fine.
• 1:27:55
  Charles: He's going to have sex with our other friend in a few years,
• 1:27:59
  Charles: probably.
• 1:28:00
  Nora: And then in the end,
• 1:28:02
  Nora: where there's
• 1:28:03
  Nora: the second scene of all of the cast,
• 1:28:08
  Nora: where they had to do a second credit scene at the end
• 1:28:11
  Nora: of Breaking Dawn 2,
• 1:28:12
  Nora: because there was a credit
• 1:28:13
  Nora: scene at the beginning.
• 1:28:14
  Nora: But they had to remind everybody who was in the Twilight saga.
• 1:28:18
  Nora: Who everybody was.
• 1:28:20
  Nora: Every single person.
• 1:28:21
  Chris: Including,
• 1:28:22
  Chris: including both victorious.
• 1:28:25
  Chris: (laughing)
• 1:28:26
  Nora: Not at the same time though.
• 1:28:27
  Chris: Right, right.
• 1:28:29
  Chris: (laughing)
• 1:28:29
  Chris: They each got their own full screen credit.
• 1:28:31
  Charles: Like every single person got like a turn to the camera
• 1:28:34
  Charles: like.
• 1:28:35
  Charles: (laughing)
• 1:28:38
  Charles: Oh,
• 1:28:39
  Nora: it was so funny.
• 1:28:40
  Nora: It was so funny.
• 1:28:42
  Nora: And like,
• 1:28:42
  Nora: even I have not seen the second one before
• 1:28:46
  Nora: and I knew that it was a vision.
• 1:28:48
  Nora: And so like knowing that going in made it
• 1:28:51
  Nora: Like it didn't ruin it at all.
• 1:28:52
  Nora: Like I was like, I don't know how much is the vision still.
• 1:28:54
  Nora: And so I thoroughly enjoyed it.
• 1:28:58
  Nora: Thoroughly.
• 1:28:59
  Charles: What a great fucking movie.
• 1:29:00
  Nora: Definitely my favorite of the five.
• 1:29:04
  Charles: I agree with you 100%.
• 1:29:06
  Charles: It's ass.
• 1:29:07
  Nora: It's so bad.
• 1:29:08
  Charles: It's so bad.
• 1:29:09
  Nora: But like,
• 1:29:10
  Nora: it's so funny.
• 1:29:11
  Charles: It's so fun.
• 1:29:13
  Charles: It's so stupid.
• 1:29:14
  Nora: It's so dumb.
• 1:29:16
  Charles: Chris, what did you think?
• 1:29:17
  Charles: In the end,
• 1:29:18
  Charles: let's do this.
• 1:29:20
  Charles: Breaking Dawn Part One, what do we give it reviews?
• 1:29:23
  Charles: I think it's like a three.
• 1:29:24
  Chris: I was gonna say three.
• 1:29:26
  Charles: I think it sucks. - Two and a half.
• 1:29:27
  Charles: It sucks so much.
• 1:29:29
  Chris: It sucks solely for the fact that it should not exist.
• 1:29:32
  Nora: Yeah,
• 1:29:33
  Nora: correct.
• 1:29:33
  Chris: And it's clearly just a cash grab.
• 1:29:37
  Chris: And yes, all movies are cash grabs in some way,
• 1:29:39
  Chris: but like this is just a blatant attempt
• 1:29:42
  Chris: to milk more out of the story.
• 1:29:44
  Nora: Yeah, the splitting of the stories was just not necessary
• 1:29:48
  Nora: and the splitting is what makes it the cash grab, I agree.
• 1:29:51
  Charles: Breaking Dawn Part II,
• 1:29:53
  Charles: how do we feel?
• 1:29:54
  Nora: It's like a five,
• 1:29:55
  Nora: but I enjoyed it like an eight.
• 1:29:58
  Charles: I love that as a review means,
• 1:30:00
  Charles: right?
• 1:30:00
  Charles: Where you know that this is a shitty movie,
• 1:30:03
  Charles: however it is delightful.
• 1:30:05
  Nora: I really had fun with this one,
• 1:30:06
  Nora: and you guys know how much I wasn't enjoying the other ones.
• 1:30:10
  Nora: I did not enjoy,
• 1:30:12
  Nora: I enjoyed the first one,
• 1:30:13
  Nora: but the other ones were like hard.
• 1:30:16
  Nora: But this last one, I liked a lot.
• 1:30:18
  Nora: I liked it a lot, it was so fun,
• 1:30:20
  Nora: it was so dope.
• 1:30:21
  Charles: I love when Remy Malek shows up and he's like,
• 1:30:23
  Charles: "Look at me control everything in the air.
• 1:30:26
  Nora: "I can control fire,
• 1:30:28
  Charles: I can control earth,
• 1:30:30
  Nora: and water."
• 1:30:31
  Chris: And that is basically the only scene he's in
• 1:30:33
  Chris: because you see him for five seconds
• 1:30:35
  Chris: in the grand finale that's not real and that's it.
• 1:30:40
  Chris: Like they brought in all of these extra people
• 1:30:42
  Chris: to do fuck all nothing.
• 1:30:45
  Charles: Right, he shows up and he's like,
• 1:30:46
  Charles: "Oh, I'm gonna hit the ground!"
• 1:30:47
  Charles: And he smashes the ground and the whole ground opens up
• 1:30:50
  Charles: to show magma in the ground.
• 1:30:52
  Nora: Dragged to hell.
• 1:30:54
  Nora: (laughing)
• 1:30:56
  Nora: Well, that was also when Rami Malek
• 1:30:57
  Nora: was not as popular as he was.
• 1:31:00
  Nora: Like, that was right when he was an up-and-coming actor
• 1:31:03
  Nora: as opposed to a star actor.
• 1:31:05
  Charles: Still,
• 1:31:06
  Charles: Lee Pace is in it.
• 1:31:07
  Nora: Lee Pace is in it,
• 1:31:09
  Nora: which is like a big bonus.
• 1:31:11
  Chris: Yeah, Lee Pace is fun.
• 1:31:13
  Chris: I,
• 1:31:13
  Chris: for my rating,
• 1:31:15
  Chris: I would say,
• 1:31:17
  Chris: like for the movie in general,
• 1:31:19
  Chris: I would give it like a seven until the ending
• 1:31:22
  Chris: and the ending's like a two.
• 1:31:24
  Chris: The ending is so god awful.
• 1:31:26
  Chris: So I guess that averages out to like a five,
• 1:31:28
  Chris: ultimately.
• 1:31:29
  Chris: What about for the entire series as a whole?
• 1:31:34
  Charles: I will keep re-watching the series until the day I die.
• 1:31:37
  Charles: (laughing)
• 1:31:39
  Charles: It's like every, it has to be every few years,
• 1:31:42
  Charles: right?
• 1:31:42
  Charles: It's not something that you watch regularly,
• 1:31:45
  Charles: but it's so,
• 1:31:47
  Charles: there's something about Twilight
• 1:31:49
  Charles: that is just so,
• 1:31:51
  Charles: it's a bad movie.
• 1:31:54
  Charles: It's a bad series,
• 1:31:55
  Charles: and it's not enjoyable.
• 1:31:57
  Charles: The cast didn't enjoy doing it.
• 1:31:59
  Nora: Did I kinda wanna cry during the last credit scene
• 1:32:01
  Nora: where they were showing all of the characters
• 1:32:03
  Nora: and having that look back a little bit, yeah,
• 1:32:05
  Nora: 'cause it's like the end, you know?
• 1:32:08
  Nora: But also,
• 1:32:09
  Nora: it's such a bad saga.
• 1:32:11
  Charles: (laughs)
• 1:32:12
  Charles: Like,
• 1:32:13
  Charles: I,
• 1:32:13
  Charles: I, it's,
• 1:32:15
  Nora: I would say the whole series,
• 1:32:17
  Nora: like out of 10,
• 1:32:19
  Nora: it's probably like a five out of 10
• 1:32:22
  Nora: as like a series,
• 1:32:23
  Nora: but culturally it's incredibly important.
• 1:32:26
  Nora: Like it's so important.
• 1:32:28
  Charles: Yeah.
• 1:32:29
  Nora: (laughing)
• 1:32:32
  Nora: This is so dumb.
• 1:32:35
  Chris: Yeah.
• 1:32:35
  Nora: And it's in the most random order.
• 1:32:37
  Chris: This fucking guy who shows up literally
• 1:32:40
  Chris: at the very end of the last movie
• 1:32:41
  Chris: gets a full screen credit.
• 1:32:43
  Nora: It's so funny.
• 1:32:44
  Nora: It's so funny.
• 1:32:46
  Charles: Like these characters who didn't even get named
• 1:32:49
  Charles: in the movie and get shown.
• 1:32:50
  Nora: They have like one line.
• 1:32:52
  Chris: Like what's your name?
• 1:32:53
  Chris: Atia, I guess, I don't know.
• 1:32:55
  Chris: That guy,
• 1:32:56
  Chris: that girl,
• 1:32:56
  Chris: cool,
• 1:32:57
  Chris: cool.
• 1:32:58
  Chris: Oh yeah, she did some stuff.
• 1:32:59
  Chris: Yeah.
• 1:33:00
  Chris: And creepy eyes.
• 1:33:01
  Nora: I kept thinking she was Tyra Banks.
• 1:33:03
  Charles: The fucking Amazonians.
• 1:33:05
  Charles: (laughing)
• 1:33:06
  Charles: Oh my God.
• 1:33:06
  Chris: These guys were hysterical.
• 1:33:08
  Chris: These are the fucking Statler and Waldorf of Twilight.
• 1:33:12
  Chris: (laughing)
• 1:33:14
  Chris: Hey, thanks for coming, that guy and you.
• 1:33:17
  Charles: From Lost.
• 1:33:18
  Chris: Sure,
• 1:33:18
  Chris: and then you.
• 1:33:19
  Chris: I don't even know what these guys did.
• 1:33:22
  Chris: That's your brother.
• 1:33:23
  Chris: Kate, who the fuck is that?
• 1:33:24
  Nora: The blonde one and then the other blonde one
• 1:33:26
  Nora: and the other blonde one and Lee Pace.
• 1:33:28
  Chris: Lee Pace is here for the check.
• 1:33:30
  Chris: I liked seeing Wendell Pierce,
• 1:33:32
  Chris: that I didn't expect.
• 1:33:33
  Nora: Who showed up in one scene.
• 1:33:35
  Nora: One scene.
• 1:33:36
  Nora: (laughing)
• 1:33:39
  Chris: Yeah, it just goes on, man.
• 1:33:41
  Nora: Really, it's so long.
• 1:33:42
  Charles: There was no need for
• 1:33:43
  Nora: How long is it?
• 1:33:44
  Nora: Three minutes and 34 seconds?
• 1:33:47
  Nora: (laughing)
• 1:33:48
  Chris: It's literally like Avengers Endgame.
• 1:33:50
  Nora: (laughing)
• 1:33:51
  Nora: It's so funny.
• 1:33:52
  Chris: But for such an inferior story.
• 1:33:55
  Charles: The way that it's in black and white
• 1:33:57
  Charles: feels like a in memoriam.
• 1:33:59
  Chris: Victoria one,
• 1:34:00
  Chris: okay?
• 1:34:01
  Chris: Victoria one,
• 1:34:03
  Chris: other girl.
• 1:34:03
  Nora: Look,
• 1:34:04
  Nora: it's really
• 1:34:05
  Charles: Victoria two is coming up.
• 1:34:06
  Chris: Some other guy,
• 1:34:07
  Chris: Victoria too.
• 1:34:08
  Chris: Victoria.
• 1:34:10
  Chris: (laughing)
• 1:34:11
  Chris: Yeah.
• 1:34:13
  Nora: But they don't even like,
• 1:34:15
  Nora: the last one that they do is Charlie Swan.
• 1:34:17
  Nora: They don't even end on like,
• 1:34:19
  Nora: Bella.
• 1:34:19
  Charles: Yeah, they do.
• 1:34:21
  Charles: Bella is the last one.
• 1:34:22
  Chris: Is she the last one? - Bella's the very last one.
• 1:34:23
  Charles: Yeah. - Oh,
• 1:34:24
  Nora: okay.
• 1:34:24
  Nora: Just the order in which these people are included
• 1:34:26
  Nora: just really.
• 1:34:28
  Chris: Well,
• 1:34:28
  Chris: the reason is actually,
• 1:34:30
  Chris: most of the time when you see movie credits for stars,
• 1:34:33
  Chris: it's contractual placement.
• 1:34:35
  Chris: So Kristen Stewart,
• 1:34:37
  Chris: it would have been in her contract
• 1:34:38
  Chris: to always receive the top billing.
• 1:34:41
  Chris: So they're just going in reverse chronological order.
• 1:34:46
  Chris: Which is why,
• 1:34:47
  Chris: even though these people aren't in this movie,
• 1:34:49
  Chris: they're still up toward the top.
• 1:34:52
  Chris: These guys,
• 1:34:53
  Chris: thanks for coming.
• 1:34:54
  Nora: Yeah,
• 1:34:55
  Nora: this guy. - That guy.
• 1:34:57
  Charles: Sad guy. - I loved this guy's character.
• 1:34:59
  Charles: That guy, okay,
• 1:35:00
  Charles: pause it real quick.
• 1:35:01
  Charles: That guy's character,
• 1:35:03
  Charles: where at the end he was like,
• 1:35:05
  Charles: finally,
• 1:35:06
  Charles: as he's being torn apart.
• 1:35:07
  Charles: Fucking awesome!
• 1:35:09
  Charles: That is so cool.
• 1:35:10
  Chris: He's the Eeyore of the Volturi.
• 1:35:13
  Chris: He's just like,
• 1:35:13
  Chris: man, I've had enough of this.
• 1:35:15
  Nora: Really?
• 1:35:16
  Chris: I'm so done.
• 1:35:17
  Charles: I want more of that.
• 1:35:19
  Charles: That's an awesome vampire right there.
• 1:35:20
  Chris: Yeah, that was pretty cool.
• 1:35:22
  Chris: He's just like, oh, let me rest.
• 1:35:24
  Chris: Fucking baby Vecna.
• 1:35:25
  Nora: Baby, he's such a baby.
• 1:35:27
  Chris: Dakota Fanning, who also did nothing
• 1:35:29
  Chris: in the end of the movie.
• 1:35:31
  Chris: Yay for Michael Sheen.
• 1:35:32
  Nora: He was great.
• 1:35:33
  Chris: He was great.
• 1:35:34
  Chris: The mom,
• 1:35:35
  Chris: sure,
• 1:35:35
  Chris: whatever.
• 1:35:36
  Chris: Weirdo Renesmee.
• 1:35:39
  Chris: Esmay.
• 1:35:42
  Chris: Jasper,
• 1:35:42
  Chris: who had like two more lines in this movie
• 1:35:45
  Chris: than he had in part one.
• 1:35:46
  Charles: Like 10 lines the entire series.
• 1:35:49
  Nora: And only four of them had an accent on them.
• 1:35:53
  Chris: (laughing)
• 1:35:53
  Chris: I'm sure if you broke down
• 1:35:56
  Chris: like their,
• 1:35:58
  Chris: like the amount of lines he had
• 1:36:00
  Chris: versus what he was paid for the entire series.
• 1:36:02
  Chris: He's probably the highest paid actor
• 1:36:04
  Chris: in the history of the world.
• 1:36:05
  Chris: Right.
• 1:36:06
  Chris: (laughing)
• 1:36:09
  Chris: Rosalie, she was awesome, but she also did nothing.
• 1:36:12
  Chris: That guy's there.
• 1:36:14
  Chris: Alice was cool.
• 1:36:15
  Chris: Alice was probably my favorite character
• 1:36:18
  Chris: of the whole series.
• 1:36:19
  Chris: I thought she was badass.
• 1:36:20
  Chris: I wanted to see her do more.
• 1:36:22
  Chris: And then at the end,
• 1:36:23
  Chris: and I realize this is the book,
• 1:36:25
  Chris: but she's not even in most of the last movie.
• 1:36:29
  Chris: She's off hiding or whatever.
• 1:36:31
  Chris: Yeah,
• 1:36:32
  Chris: for reasons that they don't fully explain.
• 1:36:34
  Nora: Her and Jasper go,
• 1:36:35
  Nora: "Ah, it's kinda scary,
• 1:36:36
  Nora: "so I think we're gonna check out."
• 1:36:37
  Chris: Kinda scary, Carlisle's cool, I like Tim.
• 1:36:39
  Chris: Way to go,
• 1:36:40
  Chris: Mike Dexter.
• 1:36:40
  Nora: Charlie, yeah.
• 1:36:41
  Chris: Charlie,
• 1:36:42
  Chris: thanks for coming and dying your hair.
• 1:36:44
  Chris: And then, and then of course,
• 1:36:46
  Chris: yeah,
• 1:36:47
  Chris: baby.
• 1:36:48
  Nora: It's so dumb.
• 1:36:49
  Chris: Meat man,
• 1:36:51
  Chris: meat.
• 1:36:53
  Chris: Meat man.
• 1:36:56
  Nora: The Taylor Lautner and Taylor Lautner just had a baby.
• 1:36:59
  Charles: Yeah,
• 1:37:00
  Charles: did you know that Taylor Lautner is married to Taylor Lautner?
• 1:37:03
  Chris: Yes, I did and I really hope that they named their baby Taylor.
• 1:37:08
  Nora: Let me check.
• 1:37:11
  Chris: Yeah, and then of course the the hero shot,
• 1:37:14
  Chris: "Hey,
• 1:37:14
  Chris: there's Bella looking duh as ever."
• 1:37:18
  Chris: I mean, that's a good shot.
• 1:37:19
  Nora: Lennon Taylor Lautner.
• 1:37:21
  Chris: I mean, yes, that's great.
• 1:37:22
  Nora: Her middle name is Taylor.
• 1:37:24
  Chris: Cool.
• 1:37:25
  Chris: That's so fucking dumb.
• 1:37:29
  Chris: [Laughter]
• 1:37:29
  Nora: Hey,
• 1:37:29
  Nora: when you're a Taylor Lautner
• 1:37:30
  Charles: It's better than Edward Jacob.
• 1:37:32
  Nora: When you're a Taylor Lautner,
• 1:37:34
  Nora: you gotta be a Taylor Lautner.
• 1:37:35
  Chris: I mean,
• 1:37:36
  Chris: more power to it, I guess.
• 1:37:38
  Chris: I don't know, I don't know what to say to that.
• 1:37:41
  Chris: I don't know,
• 1:37:41
  Chris: I would give the whole series,
• 1:37:45
  Chris: from a storytelling perspective,
• 1:37:48
  Chris: I would say it's
• 1:37:53
  Chris: a four or a five,
• 1:37:55
  Chris: but from an entertainment perspective,
• 1:37:58
  Chris: It is entertaining as hell,
• 1:38:00
  Chris: probably very unintentionally,
• 1:38:01
  Chris: and that's what makes it better.
• 1:38:03
  Chris: So from that perspective, I would give it a seven.
• 1:38:08
  Chris: So,
• 1:38:08
  Chris: yeah.
• 1:38:09
  Charles: Hell yeah.
• 1:38:10
  Chris: And apparently there are extended editions.
• 1:38:12
  Chris: Should we watch those?
• 1:38:13
  Charles: Yeah.
• 1:38:15
  Chris: No.
• 1:38:18
  Nora: It's suicide prevention month.
• 1:38:20
  Nora: We shouldn't do that.
• 1:38:22
  Charles: Not tomorrow.
• 1:38:24
  Chris: Yeah, tomorrow we can do it.
• 1:38:26
  Chris: (laughing)
• 1:38:28
  Charles: I'm joking.
• 1:38:29
  Charles: Well, I had some memes to go through things,
• 1:38:32
  Charles: but we're out of time.
• 1:38:33
  Charles: It's been
• 1:38:33
  Nora: Are we?
• 1:38:34
  Chris: No,
• 1:38:34
  Chris: what memes you got?
• 1:38:36
  Charles: Okay,
• 1:38:36
  Charles: so we've got
• 1:38:37
  Nora: Scroll.
• 1:38:37
  Chris: Memes, baby.
• 1:38:38
  Charles: So I pulled up the Twilight memes group,
• 1:38:41
  Charles: did all time top memes.
• 1:38:43
  Charles: I just wanted to kind of go through here.
• 1:38:45
  Charles: Jacob always showing up at Forsyte.
• 1:38:46
  Charles: Edward, he doesn't even go here.
• 1:38:49
  Charles: (laughing)
• 1:38:50
  Charles: I love this.
• 1:38:51
  Charles: This is kind of a killer Bella.
• 1:38:53
  Chris: Oh my God.
• 1:38:54
  Chris: That's good.
• 1:38:56
  Charles: You watching Twilight in high school.
• 1:38:59
  Charles: You watching Twilight first time at age 25.
• 1:39:01
  Charles: You're like my personal brand of heroin.
• 1:39:02
  Charles: Ha ha ha ha.
• 1:39:04
  Charles: Cat.
• 1:39:04
  Charles: [LAUGHTER]
• 1:39:06
  Chris: Wow.
• 1:39:09
  Charles: Adam Levine.
• 1:39:12
  Charles: [LAUGHTER]
• 1:39:15
  Charles: Incredible.
• 1:39:16
  Charles: Mm-hmm.
• 1:39:18
  Charles: You bring your kids from the Good Berk every night.
• 1:39:21
  Charles: What's their favorite part?
• 1:39:22
  Charles: When the Cullens play baseball.
• 1:39:23
  Charles: (laughing)
• 1:39:27
  Chris: Oh my God.
• 1:39:28
  Chris: (laughing)
• 1:39:29
  Chris: Oh my God, that's incredible.
• 1:39:30
  Nora: That's so funny.
• 1:39:32
  Nora: (laughing)
• 1:39:33
  Chris: Charles, why was that not our photo for this episode?
• 1:39:38
  Charles: I didn't see it until we started.
• 1:39:40
  Charles: (laughing)
• 1:39:42
  Charles: Yeah,
• 1:39:44
  Charles: so it's,
• 1:39:45
  Charles: congratulations folks,
• 1:39:46
  Charles: it's officially ho-ho-ho season,
• 1:39:48
  Charles: by the way.
• 1:39:50
  Charles: Frog and cranberries,
• 1:39:51
  Charles: it must be fall season.
• 1:39:52
  Nora: They do look like they're gonna attempt
• 1:39:55
  Nora: their vampire covenant in Lascaux.
• 1:39:57
  Nora: They're the three blonde girls.
• 1:39:58
  Charles: Yeah.
• 1:40:00
  Charles: (laughing)
• 1:40:01
  Chris: Nice.
• 1:40:02
  Nora: Yep.
• 1:40:02
  Charles: The skin of a killer Bella, same fish.
• 1:40:04
  Nora: The good one.
• 1:40:05
  Charles: Mood.
• 1:40:07
  Charles: (laughing)
• 1:40:09
  Nora: Me too.
• 1:40:10
  Nora: (laughing)
• 1:40:11
  Chris: Oh, that was another thing that annoyed me.
• 1:40:13
  Chris: Apparently in the books,
• 1:40:16
  Chris: both of Bella's parents try to talk her
• 1:40:18
  Chris: out of getting married.
• 1:40:20
  Chris: And in the movies, they're both just like,
• 1:40:21
  Chris: "Cool,
• 1:40:22
  Chris: whatever,
• 1:40:22
  Chris: I know you're 18
• 1:40:23
  Chris: "and the dude's like a vampire in this
• 1:40:26
  Chris: "and Charlie turns into a werewolf,
• 1:40:28
  Chris: but sure, why not?"
• 1:40:30
  Nora: Yeah.
• 1:40:32
  Chris: That was annoying.
• 1:40:32
  Nora: There's,
• 1:40:34
  Nora: yeah.
• 1:40:36
  Nora: (laughing)
• 1:40:41
  Charles: If you're first,
• 1:40:42
  Charles: if you're yourself,
• 1:40:43
  Charles: just remember that Bella got started in new school,
• 1:40:45
  Charles: fell in love, got dumb, fell in love with another dude,
• 1:40:47
  Charles: married the first guy, became pregnant, died,
• 1:40:49
  Charles: and became a vampire rather than a mom
• 1:40:51
  Charles: in less than 20 months.
• 1:40:52
  Charles: (laughing)
• 1:40:56
  Chris: And on that note.
• 1:40:58
  Chris: (laughing)
• 1:40:59
  Charles: Yes, that word, Bella move, you're blocking the moss.
• 1:41:01
  Charles: I wanna feel the moss.
• 1:41:03
  Charles: (laughing)
• 1:41:04
  Charles: Now that's the one we end on.
• 1:41:07
  Nora: Let me feel the moss.
• 1:41:09
  Charles: Folks,
• 1:41:10
  Charles: we've had a great time doing Twilight.
• 1:41:12
  Charles: We have no other content ever,
• 1:41:14
  Charles: ever.
• 1:41:15
  Charles: We have nothing going on for this show moving forward.
• 1:41:17
  Chris: We're just gonna stare at the camera.
• 1:41:19
  Charles: Like I did at the beginning of this episode.
• 1:41:21
  Chris: Exactly, that's gonna be the new shtick.
• 1:41:23
  Charles: I would do it, I would do a whole episode.
• 1:41:28
  Charles: Lips locked.
• 1:41:31
  Charles: Whoa, no.
• 1:41:32
  Chris: Nope. - Nope.
• 1:41:33
  Charles: Nope, not liking that. - Lips zipped.
• 1:41:36
  Charles: I would do that,
• 1:41:37
  Charles: I would do it.
• 1:41:38
  Charles: For the bit,
• 1:41:39
  Charles: for the bit.
• 1:41:40
  Chris: Yeah, but you already did it.
• 1:41:42
  Charles: For the bit,
• 1:41:43
  Charles: for the bit.
• 1:41:45
  Charles: For the bit.
• 1:41:47
  Charles: For the bit.
• 1:41:49
  Charles: For the bit.
• 1:41:49
  Chris: Folks, we're going to do a lot of fun stuff for spooky season.
• 1:41:52
  Chris: For the bit.
• 1:41:52
  Chris: We'll have movie recommendations.
• 1:41:54
  Chris: We're going to talk costumes.
• 1:41:55
  Charles: For the bit.
• 1:41:56
  Chris: We're going to talk Halloween.
• 1:41:57
  Charles: For the bit.
• 1:41:58
  Chris: I'm going to mute Charles' mic.
• 1:41:59
  Charles: For the bit.
• 1:42:01
  Chris: Thanks so much for watching.
• 1:42:03
  Chris: We love that you are here.
• 1:42:04
  Charles: For the bit.
• 1:42:07
  Charles: Thank you for
• 1:42:09
  Chris: Good night.
• 1:42:10
  Chris: [LAUGHTER]
• 1:42:14
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