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#0149_ STORY INSPIRE: A Unique Experience: Stories, Comedy, and Unexpected Moments · INSPIRE STORY

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  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show. Giannis Pappas,
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  Speaker 1: there's a special that is on YouTube that you have
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  Speaker 1: to watch.
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  Speaker 2: It's going to come up right now.
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  Speaker 1: The hilarious stand-up comedian, the pride of Greece. Giannis Pappas
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  Speaker 1: is called Mom Love. And it's on YouTube, and you've
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  Speaker 1: got to watch it. It's all about transgender love. people
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  Speaker 1: the whole thing it's an hour of what your take
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  Speaker 1: on the trans community yeah because it's just because no
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  Speaker 1: one else has done it yet yeah it's.
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  Speaker 2: Not nobody's covered it so i really want to delve into.
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  Speaker 1: It it's smart yeah it's good yeah and uh no
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  Speaker 1: that's a joke yeah it's about mom what is it
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  Speaker 1: mom love what is that about.
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  Speaker 2: Mom love and i think your fans are really gonna
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  Speaker 2: love this special timothy Sure. I think they're going to
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  Speaker 2: love it. Absolutely. Mom love is the last joke in
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  Speaker 2: the special, and it's essentially saying that underneath everything, we've
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  Speaker 2: gotten out of balance. There's too much empathy. You have
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  Speaker 2: mom love and dad love. Mom loves you unconditionally. Right.
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  Speaker 2: Dad loves you the way- Barely. Barely. Right. Based on
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  Speaker 2: how you do, conditionally.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 2: You do good. Dad loves you a little more the
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  Speaker 2: way the world will love you. And there's too much
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  Speaker 2: mom love. There's too much empathy. And like we've talked
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  Speaker 2: about before, Tim, empathy is infinite. There's no end to empathy.
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  Speaker 2: So dad love. Dad love is conditioned. It's conditional.
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  Speaker 1: Like when my dad got divorced and lived with his
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  Speaker 1: brother for two years and called me once every two months,
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  Speaker 1: that's conditional love.
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  Speaker 2: Conditionally.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. He loves you conditionally. Yeah. Yeah. He loves you
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  Speaker 2: a little bit more now that you're doing good. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: When you were living with Justy Dodge, not so much. Yeah. No,
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  Speaker 2: when I was living on a couch in Hell's Kitchen,
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  Speaker 2: he was, you know. People said, how's your son? He goes,
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  Speaker 2: I have a son. Yeah. He goes, wait, who? I
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  Speaker 2: don't know if I have one. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So that's interesting. So that's the whole special. And it's
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  Speaker 1: very funny. I've seen you do the hour live. You
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  Speaker 1: got to check it out. It's on YouTube.com.
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  Speaker 2: YouTube network. It's free. Yeah. And it's for your viewing pleasure. Pleasure.
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  Speaker 2: It costs a share. I'm trying to do that as
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  Speaker 2: an advertising byline because I'm working on my marketing. Right.
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  Speaker 2: It costs a share. Share it. Share it. Share it
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  Speaker 2: if you like it. Yeah. Be socialist about it. I
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  Speaker 2: know some of your listeners like communism. We run a
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  Speaker 2: real spectrum here.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It's from the hard left to the hard right. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So that's good. Those are the interesting people, though. Those
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  Speaker 2: are the fun people. Those are the fun people. You
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  Speaker 2: don't want to go with someone who's nuanced. No, you
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  Speaker 2: want somebody who's really going to. Yeah, who's going to
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  Speaker 2: bring it. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, obviously, you.
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  Speaker 1: Know, this will be, you know, everybody in America for
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  Speaker 1: the next few months and since this shooting in Texas
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  Speaker 1: is going to talk about guns.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. This is going to be, or maybe not. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Or maybe that's over. Well, guns, food, and safety. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Guns are a, they're out there.
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  Speaker 1: And I think personally that even some of the kids
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  Speaker 1: who were killed in Texas, if you brought them back,
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  Speaker 1: they would still be pro-gun.
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  Speaker 2: That's my position.
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  Speaker 1: Like if you had, if the ghost of one of
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  Speaker 1: them came back, they would still be programmed because it's, it's,
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  Speaker 1: it's a right.
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  Speaker 2: Well, so yeah, in Texas and Florida, all you have
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  Speaker 2: to know is all you gotta do is ask the guy, like,
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  Speaker 2: were you scared a little bit for your life? And
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  Speaker 2: he said, I was frightened that these kids were going
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  Speaker 2: to hurt me. Right. And then he stood his ground.
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  Speaker 2: He stood his personal ground. Yeah. Yeah. You know, you've
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  Speaker 2: been shot. I have been shot. I have that unique experience.
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  Speaker 1: You have the unique experience of being shot. You've told
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  Speaker 1: it a million times, and no one cares. So we're
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  Speaker 1: not going to rehash it.
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  Speaker 2: No, but if you haven't been shot, I recommend it.
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  Speaker 2: It's fun. It does kind of, it wasn't bad for you. No, luckily.
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  Speaker 1: Now, the guy who shot you is doing a one-man show.
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  Speaker 1: About shooting you. Well, I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. I haven't really checked it out. I
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  Speaker 2: haven't gone to the limited opening. But he did a
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  Speaker 2: one-man show. This is a fact. At some point, he
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  Speaker 2: did a one-man show. At some point.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. This is how strong the desire is for fame
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  Speaker 1: in this country.
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  Speaker 2: At one point, the man who.
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  Speaker 1: Shot you outside of a nightclub got on a stage
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  Speaker 1: and did a one-man show about the decision to To
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  Speaker 1: shoot you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know what it was about, but I
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  Speaker 2: know that it was in there somehow because that was
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  Speaker 2: part of the reason I think he got in trouble. Finally,
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  Speaker 2: someone said, okay, we got to take your gun away
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  Speaker 2: and we got to put you away. So he didn't
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  Speaker 2: even get caught before he did the one-man show? No,
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  Speaker 2: he did the one-man show, I think, from prison, I believe.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know too much about it. Oh, okay, so
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  Speaker 2: he was caught first. Yeah, I tend not to try
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  Speaker 2: to keep.
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  Speaker 1: How have you reached out to forgive him the way
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  Speaker 1: the Pope... has forgiven people that have tried to assassinate
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  Speaker 1: the Pope. Remember when the guy shot the Pope and
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  Speaker 1: then the Pope forgave him?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, that happened.
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  Speaker 1: Have you forgiven? Have you reached out to this person
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  Speaker 1: to forgive them for shooting you?
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  Speaker 2: I don't blame him, you know? Yeah. I don't blame him.
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  Speaker 2: He was doing God's bidding. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But have you ever thought about him again or tried
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  Speaker 1: to say?
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  Speaker 2: No, no. Are you angry at him? No, I'm not
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  Speaker 2: angry at him. So my whole thing is this. Besides
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  Speaker 2: the fact that if it wasn't for him, I wouldn't
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  Speaker 2: have had all those fucking panic attacks, and I probably
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  Speaker 2: would have made it in this business a long time ago. No,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not mad at him. And he was Armenian. How
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  Speaker 2: the fuck can you do that to your Greek brother,
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  Speaker 2: you piece of shit? But you seem to have... How
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  Speaker 2: bad is it getting shot? This is my question. I mean, truly,
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  Speaker 2: and this is a real thing here.
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  Speaker 1: You seem okay, and it doesn't seem like it inhibits
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  Speaker 1: you in any other area of your life.
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  Speaker 2: So are we overreacting... To gun violence, perhaps. I think
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  Speaker 2: it's just part of American culture, baby. I think it's
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  Speaker 2: part of life. Yeah, it's part of life. I think
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  Speaker 2: it's part of life. And I think, you know, people
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  Speaker 2: should start saying that.
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  Speaker 1: I think politicians should start saying getting shot is part
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  Speaker 1: of life as opposed to keep running away from it.
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  Speaker 1: And I go, why don't you just kind of brand
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  Speaker 1: it as a uniquely kind of American experience? Where people
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  Speaker 1: have the freedom to shoot you. You also have the
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  Speaker 1: freedom to maybe shoot them.
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  Speaker 2: You do. If you get a little scared. It's a
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  Speaker 2: violent country. It's a country where there's more of a
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  Speaker 2: chance that you might lose your life in places that
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  Speaker 2: typically people don't lose their life.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 2: You know, it's a violent country. You could be, you
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  Speaker 2: could just be looking at tomatoes, trying to pick out
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  Speaker 2: which ones are more ripe.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 2: And the next thing you know, there's a war happening
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  Speaker 2: in aisle four.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 2: And you just have to be prepared. So I think,
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  Speaker 2: I think the solution is every single person. If you
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  Speaker 2: take that element away, this is my concern. It gets boring.
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  Speaker 2: That's right. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: If you take the element away of potentially a massacre of,
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  Speaker 1: In a grocery store.
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  Speaker 2: You never know when the USSR, North Korea, is going
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  Speaker 2: to attack your living room. Right. So you have to
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  Speaker 2: be armed with as many semi-automatic weapons as possible. Now,
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  Speaker 2: you're not an anti-gun nut. No, I'm not at all.
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  Speaker 2: You believe that people... It should be a little harder
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  Speaker 2: to get than a Tylenol. It might, yes. That might help.
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  Speaker 1: But the argument is that it is a little hard
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  Speaker 1: to get because you have to leave your house and
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  Speaker 1: drive somewhere. Right.
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  Speaker 2: That is the argument. That's tough, yeah. It's not, you
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  Speaker 2: can't Postmates. Go to Postmates and try to get a gun.
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  Speaker 2: You can't. Yeah, you can't. You can't get a Postmates gun.
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  Speaker 2: Of all the.
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  Speaker 1: Issues that I checked all the counties in Florida.
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  Speaker 2: Good point. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Of all the issues we talk about on this show,
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  Speaker 1: I never get more hatred than when I suggest that
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  Speaker 1: guns should be harder to get. This is the thing.
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  Speaker 1: And again, I'm Second Amendment. I believe you should be
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  Speaker 1: able to own a gun, protect yourself, things like that.
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  Speaker 1: The minute I have said, The gun should be a
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  Speaker 1: little harder to get. I get vicious hate. And I
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  Speaker 1: understand it to a degree because you have people going,
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  Speaker 1: let's get rid of cops. Let's get rid of any
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  Speaker 1: type of enforcement. And then let's just hope that you
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  Speaker 1: don't get killed. Well, that's part of the fear.
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  Speaker 2: And it's an understandable fear because when you look at
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  Speaker 2: what the left does, They start out with, you can't
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  Speaker 2: say this, you can't do it. And then they just
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  Speaker 2: keep going. We should do police reform. And then the
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  Speaker 2: next thing you know, they're like, let's get rid of
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  Speaker 2: cops as an idea. And you're like, so that's what
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  Speaker 2: people are scared of.
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  Speaker 1: They're scared of that, you know, a little common sense
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  Speaker 1: gun control metastasizes into a complete a confiscation of your weapons.
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  Speaker 2: And some of the rhetoric is naive when you see
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  Speaker 2: it going, guns are bad, get rid of guns. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: what's this obsession with guns? It's like these blanket statements
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  Speaker 2: that place a morality on the actual object.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 2: And it's like, no, it's not the gun. Guns are,
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  Speaker 2: depends on the context whether a gun is good or bad, right?
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  Speaker 2: So is it your contention?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. And it's not guns that kill people.
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  Speaker 2: It's lack of body armor that does. You know what
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  Speaker 2: it is?
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  Speaker 1: Now, let me be honest about this particular shooting. A,
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  Speaker 1: the cops did not go into this school for a
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  Speaker 1: long time.
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  Speaker 2: Guy was armed.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, but isn't your job as a police officer to confront.
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  Speaker 2: That which is happening in the moment? Depends on whether
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  Speaker 2: it's a rival school from where your kid plays football.
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  Speaker 2: That's a great point. I never thought about that. Because
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  Speaker 2: it is so big there in Texas. It's huge. I
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  Speaker 2: never thought about... What football team they're going to play for.
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  Speaker 2: I never thought about that. I didn't even think about that.
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  Speaker 2: Is it possible.
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  Speaker 1: these guys are going you know what maybe a few
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  Speaker 1: quarterbacks are getting it in there and our numbers are
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  Speaker 1: going up exactly my question is because a lot of
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  Speaker 1: people are saying Uvalde school shooter was in school for
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  Speaker 1: up to an hour before law enforcement broke into a
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  Speaker 1: room where he was barricaded and killed him.
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  Speaker 2: That seems like a lot of time, Giannis. Well, it's
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  Speaker 2: a lot of time, but you know, it seems too much.
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  Speaker 2: The cops probably had to ask a lot of permission
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  Speaker 2: from certain organizations. Right. You know, do we have a
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  Speaker 2: couple social workers here to talk to him first? Find
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  Speaker 2: out why he did what he did. Let's talk him down.
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  Speaker 2: What happened? What kind of institutions have failed him?
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: What kind of systems?
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  Speaker 1: Well, you know, the guy who killed the 10 people
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  Speaker 1: in Buffalo in the grocery store, the cops, then he
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  Speaker 1: went to go kill himself.
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  Speaker 2: The cops are like, no, don't. Yeah, yeah. Let him
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  Speaker 2: do it. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, what are
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  Speaker 2: you going to do? They're like, no, don't worry about it.
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  Speaker 2: You made one mistake. Yeah, we want to find out
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  Speaker 2: why you did it. You got your whole life ahead
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  Speaker 2: of you. Come here, give me a hug. You're a
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  Speaker 2: good boy. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So to me, it feels like, quote here, it's going
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  Speaker 1: to be within like 40 minutes or something, within an hour,
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  Speaker 1: Texas Department of Public Safety Director Steve McGraw told CNN's
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  Speaker 1: Ed Lavandera at news conference the 18-year-old shooter Salvador Ramos
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  Speaker 1: was in a standover with law enforcement officers for about
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  Speaker 1: a half hour after firing on students and teachers, rep
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  Speaker 1: Tony Gonzalez. I mean, here's the argument that pro-gun people make, and.
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  Speaker 2: This is an interesting argument. Guns are not new. School
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  Speaker 2: shootings are new.
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  Speaker 1: There is something mentally going on where we have a
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  Speaker 1: huge mental health crisis. This doesn't mean you should be
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  Speaker 1: able to get a gun at 7-Eleven. What I am
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  Speaker 1: saying is there is something going on in the culture.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what it is. I have a few ideas.
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  Speaker 1: That is, it's a coarsening potentially of the culture in
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  Speaker 1: the sense that we are creating perhaps More violent sociopaths
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  Speaker 1: now than we were then.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. You got to get this kid into acting classes early.
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  Speaker 2: That's true.
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  Speaker 1: Cause he, he posted a photo with eyeliner and he
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  Speaker 1: was kind of, you know, had some issues.
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  Speaker 2: He got bullied a lot. You just got to take
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  Speaker 2: that sociopathy and you got to put it in a
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  Speaker 2: place where he can use it and it benefits him.
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  Speaker 2: That's a great point. Acting, entertainment, politics. Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Should we be identifying sociopaths at a younger age and
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  Speaker 1: putting them on a path to be our leaders as
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  Speaker 1: opposed to killing children in a school? They can kill
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  Speaker 1: children in other countries on our behalf.
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely it's not a bad we need some youth outreach
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  Speaker 2: programs that identify these sociopathic traits early and then put
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  Speaker 2: them on the right track. Get them into a couple
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  Speaker 2: of improv classes. Or how about this? It's like, hey,
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  Speaker 2: you don't feel good. There's a place for you. There's
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  Speaker 2: a place for you.
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  Speaker 1: There's a place for you without empathy. There's 100% a
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  Speaker 1: thing you can do. I don't know much about this guy.
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  Speaker 1: And his name is Salvador Ramos.
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  Speaker 2: He was 18 years old. Supposedly he was bullied.
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  Speaker 1: He wrote three disturbing messages on Facebook just minutes before
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  Speaker 1: the massinger.
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  Speaker 2: A massacre. Warning of the carnage to come. Quote, I'm
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  Speaker 2: going to shoot my.
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  Speaker 1: Grandmother, Salvatore Ramos wrote about 30 minutes before his rampage,
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  Speaker 1: on Facebook.
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  Speaker 2: How many people liked that? That sounds like something I
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  Speaker 2: would have written.
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  Speaker 1: Nobody knows he's serious, and no one knows you're serious.
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  Speaker 1: If I saw I'm going to shoot my grandmother, I'd
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  Speaker 1: like that.
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  Speaker 2: It's hilarious. Not now, it's not. They just, the bots
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  Speaker 2: and whatever.
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  Speaker 1: Writing minutes later, listen to this, Ramos made good on
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  Speaker 1: his vow, writing minutes later that he'd Quote, shot his grandmother.
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  Speaker 1: His last message foretold of his final act of unspeakable violence.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to shoot in elementary school. He wrote about
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  Speaker 1: 15 minutes before he arrived. I hate dealing with this
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  Speaker 1: issue in a funny way. It is a comedy show
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  Speaker 1: because it is an unspeakable tragedy. People's kids were killed.
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  Speaker 1: It is the most evil act I can imagine.
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  Speaker 2: I think it is the most evil act It's the
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  Speaker 2: most out there. It's premeditated. It's evil. Here's the thing.
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  Speaker 2: We live in a country. Have you seen Nikki Glaser's
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  Speaker 2: Instagram lives where she's going to do a song about this?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Does a guitar. Yeah. That is also premeditated, but I don't,
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  Speaker 2: I think this is worse. It's evil. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And there, it is too easy to get a gun.
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  Speaker 1: And this type of stuff is crazy. So I'm not
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  Speaker 1: trying to minimize it, but it is weird to be
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  Speaker 1: a comic and do a show where we're having fun.
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely. We have to do our job. I mean, it's
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  Speaker 2: the most horrendous thing ever. You can't get more evil
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  Speaker 2: than this. Also, you know, what happened in Buffalo. That's evil. No,
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  Speaker 2: it's evil. It's like this one brings out the slut,
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  Speaker 2: but it's like, you know, randomly targeted black people is
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  Speaker 2: horrible as well. It's absolutely insane. The thing is, we
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  Speaker 2: live in a country where we're so fame-obsessed, and I
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  Speaker 2: think when these sociopaths feel like that fame is out
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  Speaker 2: of their reach, they go for infamy. When something's this premeditated,
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  Speaker 2: there's no assassins or premeditated murderers who don't want the attention.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 2: Attention in this country is currency. So this guy's going like,
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  Speaker 2: it seems like a lot of work for me to
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  Speaker 2: become an actor, whatever it is. In sports. Sports. To
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  Speaker 2: find myself in the business world. Yeah. Come up with
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  Speaker 2: an app. So I'll settle for infamy. So I'll settle
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  Speaker 2: for being remembered. Because that's the only thing people respect
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  Speaker 2: in this country is is how someone's famous it doesn't
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  Speaker 2: matter how they yeah i made the news yeah they're
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  Speaker 2: looking at all these other stuff they're looking at our
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  Speaker 2: culture and going like hey man people love serial killer
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  Speaker 2: documentaries they love all these people who do horrible things
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  Speaker 1: Onlookers urged police to charge into Texas school. This is
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: interesting because you have cops standing outside. People are heckling.
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  Speaker 2: Them going, get in there. Yeah. and they're not doing it.
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: That's like a sports fan at a game. Why did
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: you do it? It's like, dude, you're sitting there drinking
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: a beer. Yeah, but I don't know why they're not
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: going in there for an hour. That's crazy, honest. That
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: is crazy. That's crazy. It is crazy. That's crazy. Quote,
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: go in there, go in there. Nearby women shouted that
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: the officers sued after the attack began. said Juan. Here's
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: the deal.
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: If the cops are going to run around and go,
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: we have the most dangerous job in the world, which
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: is statistically not true, not even in the top 10.
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: It is a dangerous job, but it's not, the most
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: dangerous job in the world per capita statistically. It's very
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: dangerous in certain areas for sure. If that is going
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: to be the party line, you got to go into
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: the school and while this guy is shooting, but you
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: can't stand outside for an hour. That seems to be crazy.
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: And I know there'll be 19 cops that'll message me and.
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: Go, no, you don't understand anything.
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: It's actually, you have to wait. You have to understand
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: it's protocol. There's things that need to be done, but
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: it's not, it's not protocol. If it's a black kid
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: walking down the street, but it's protocol.
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: If it's in a, so my whole thing is the
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: women are shouting at the cops, go in there, go
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: in there.
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: They're shouting.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: Upset that police officers were not moving in. A few
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: of the other bystanders were like, let's charge into the school.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: He goes, let's just rush in because the cops aren't
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: doing anything like they're supposed to.
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: More could have been done. They were unprepared.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: Minutes earlier, Carranza, this is a guy, had watched a
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: Salvador Ramos crash his truck into a ditch outside the school,
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: grabbed his AR-15 semi-automatic rifle and shot two people outside
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: a nearby funeral.
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: Home who ran away uninjured. Shot at two people.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: Officials say he encountered a school district security officer outside
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: the school, though there were conflicting reports from authorities on
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: whether the men exchanged gunfire. After running inside, he fired
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: on two arriving Uvalde police officers who were outside the building,
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: said Texas Department of Public Safety spokesperson Travis Constantine. The
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: police officers were injured. After entering the school, Ramos charged
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: into one classroom and began to kill. He barricaded himself
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: by locking the door and just started shooting children and
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: teachers that were inside the classroom.
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: Absolutely insane. We got to take this conversation from the
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: media and activists. Yeah. And it really has to, people
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: need to sit down and find some solutions. Right. That
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: aren't you without show shouting these utopian slogans. That's right.
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: Going like a guns are evil. We should have no
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: guns or, The other side going, don't take them. We
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: got to stop that. Right. There's no perfect solution. There's mitigation.
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: Can we please get some- Can we fucking mitigate? Can
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: we make it a little less? Mitigation, baby. Yeah. Mitigation, baby.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: What a beautiful word, mitigation, because you do need to
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: find the happy medium.
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: You got to mitigate. You have to find the common ground.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: You have to find the place where everybody is- Okay. Yes.
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: And happy.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: The most, you know, the best for the most. You
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: got to find the thing that works for everybody.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: You got to find something that's a little less convenient
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: for the Mexican cartels.
• 22:31
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: Who get supplied with all their weapons from us. They
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: do buy our guns. That's where they get all their weapons.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: But that's an honor. Yeah. It's quid pro quo.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: There's something nice about Salvador Ramos was angry that he
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: did not graduate Texas neighbors and how dumb do you
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: have to be to not graduate a Texas high school?
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: I mean, you can't graduate a Texas high school?
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Classmates of the 18-year-old who murdered at least 19
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: children and two teachers are due to attend a graduation
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: ceremony on.
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: Friday, May 27th.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: Ramos' fury over his lack of academic success sparked a
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: fight with his grandmother shortly before he shot her.
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: I kind of get that. And drove to Robb Elementary
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: School to embark on the killing spree. So this guy,
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: he's a troubled guy. He's unhappy. I would say sociopathic.
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: He's not smart. Psychopathic or sociopathic? He's psychopathic.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: He's not smart. The grandma goes, you're an idiot. He
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: gets upset. Now, he goes and buys the AR-15, Ben.
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: On his 18th birthday, he bought two of those.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: And he goes, two. Just in case North Korea invades
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: our home. Yeah. He gets two AR-15s. Yeah. On the
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: 18th birthday. He probably said to the cash register, he
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: probably said, I'm going to need another one so I
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: can reload when I'm shooting up to school. And they
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: probably went like, that's your freedom. That's your business. That's
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: your business. I'm not. That's freedom of expression. I don't
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: need to know all of that, honey. You are free
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: to be free in our country. I don't need to
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: know all of that. It's not my business. When you
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: walk out here with these two AR-15s, you do whatever
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: you damn well please. I mean, it doesn't, I feel you.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: Is it one of those schools where they got the
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: transgender people reading in the library? Well, then you need
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: these to defend yourself against trans people. You might need
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: three guns. Maybe three. I'm not going to ask. Maybe
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: you're using them for a science project. I don't need
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: to know. It doesn't matter.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: At least one additional kid died directly because the cops
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: were incompetent. Somebody said when the cops come, the cops said,
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: The cops said, yell if you need help. And one
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: of the persons in my class said, help. The shooter
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: overheard and he came in and shot her.
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: Yell if you need help. Somebody yelled help. And then
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: the guy goes in and shoots her. I mean, I
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: got to be honest with you. And I'm not trying
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: to neg the cops here. But this is not the most.
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: This isn't a.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: Crack squad of geniuses out there. Can we just say that?
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: Like in a school where it's being shut up, they go,
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: just start yelling. Yell help. That'll be good. I just
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: don't think it's a job right now. That anyone wants
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: to do. That anyone wants.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: And cops are scared to do. Yeah, for sure. It's
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: like they always are, they're under the microscope. But in Texas,
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: that's less true. It's less true in Texas.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: It's less true in Texas. There's not a rage against
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: the cops in Texas.
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: Right. Especially in this scenario. Right.
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: Where we need them to spring into action. We need
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: them to go into a school that's being shut up.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: This isn't a highly controversial thing.
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: Right. So that is tragic.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: Uh, and unfortunate, but there is a happy, there is
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: somewhere to get to where maybe guns are harder to get.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: We're an 18 year old can't purchase two AR-15s without
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: a waiting period or a background check or something like that.
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: Well, and you need to make it uniform. The problem is,
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: and you know, the state's rights, you know, the smaller
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: government people, they hate the federal government, but it has
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: to be uniform if we're going to have a country.
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: You can't have it so you go into Indiana and
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: you can buy a resold gun at a gun show
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: and all these loopholes and then go sell them in Chicago.
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: You can't go from another state and get an easy
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: one and then travel to it. You got to make
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: it all the same. Right. You got to make it
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: all the same because we don't have closed borders yet
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: between our contiguous states.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: So it's like it's got to be the same everywhere,
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: which small government people, states, rights people hate. So it'll
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: always be a problem. It'll never be solved. It's just
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: going to be part of our great American tradition. Football,
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: cheese fries, Buffalo wings, and murder of children.
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: So the NRA is going to gather in Houston days
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: after the Texas school massacre. And there's going to be
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: some protests. People are going to be upset about this
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: and the NRA.
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah. 55,000 people are showing up.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah. It's a big convention in Houston for the NRA.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: What are they going to, What are the themes this year?
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: They'll probably all be caring.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: It's going to be, I tell you right now, it's
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: a tough one. It's a tough one as a convention goes.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: It's a tough one. You know they're going to get out,
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: they're going to dress it, they're going to go, people
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: want to limit.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: They're going to be like, he's a good guy with
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: a gun. Oh, well, that didn't work in Buffalo.
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: Because the guy had body armor. We need more body armor. Right. People,
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: we need- Is it wrong to say kids should go
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: to school in body armor? Is it wrong to think
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: that fashion designers need to up their game- That's right.
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: And start incorporating- defense into their style. Tommy Hilfiger, body armor.
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: That's right. Hey, Tory Burch. Yeah. Wake up. Wake up.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: We need military gear for most people. Body armor, bulletproof clothing,
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: body armor. If you put kids in little bulletproof vests, what's.
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: The, then everything's fixed. Is it not cute? It's very cute.
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: If you put kids in Kevlar, Is there a problem
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: with that?
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: I'm, you know, I'm seriously asking if we're not going
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: to ban the gun, like how nuts will it get?
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: That's a solution. That's a solution.
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: A lot of times the fashion is very environment specific.
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: You go to Miami, it's like light colors. You live
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: in America. It should be body armor and bulletproof. This
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: is interesting. So this is a read this tweet, Ben
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: for us.
• 27:57
  Speaker 5: So this was a, the gunman bought the weapons using
• 27:59
  Speaker 5: the attack shortly after his 18th birthday and the gun
• 28:01
  Speaker 5: store he posted receipts from tweeted this that day.
• 28:04
  Speaker 4: This was their ad.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: Train up a child in the way he should go,
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: and when he is old, he will not depart from it,
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: and you see a child with an AR-15.
• 28:12
  Speaker 5: This is from Daniel Defense, and they've locked their account,
• 28:14
  Speaker 5: and they're a small weapons manufacturer out of Georgia.
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: The military industrial complex in our country... It's a baby.
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: It's not a problem.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: It's a baby who doesn't know anything with a gun.
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: With a toy in Texas. Yeah. An AR-15. Yeah.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: Train up a child in the way he should go,
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: and when he's old, he will not depart from it. Now,
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: notice he's not reading a book. He's not playing sports.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: Notice he's not even worshiping at a church. He is
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: sitting on the floor.
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: What is that, Ben? Is that an AR-15?
• 28:51
  Speaker 4: It looks like some sort of AR-15.
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: He's sitting on the floor with like an assault rifle.
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: It's a gun that works really well. Yeah. Whatever it is,
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: AR-15 or not. Yeah, whatever it does. It does it efficiently.
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: Whatever it is, it's efficient.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: It's interesting that they tweeted that on the day an
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: 18-year-old murdered a bunch of kids.
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: At the very least, it's a marketing snafu. At the
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: very least.
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. Well, the people who defend this won't say
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: it is. Right. It'll all be blamed on mental health. Right.
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: Mental health.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: And it's not wrong, but also those people are not
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: saying let's give people health care.
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: Listen.
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: That's never their second point.
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: No.
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: They never go, we got a mental health crisis. We
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: should have health care. Right. That's never point number two. Right.
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: And also, it's like, you know, I used to work
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: in that field. You know, it's like you don't walk
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: into a psych ward and get shot. Right.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: I mean, there's got to be a gun in their hands.
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: My mother is mentally ill. She's very mentally ill. She's
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: never killed anyone. Right. So I do think that it
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: kind of, it's a weird way. It shits on mentally
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: ill people.
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: Right. to say that they're all violent murderers.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: I don't believe, yes, I don't think anyone who kills
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: someone is mentally well.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: I think that, you know, but in the group of
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: mentally ill people, there's a small percentage of them that
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: are violent.
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: And, you know, people have been getting more and more violent.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: It's almost like this 50-year diet of poison food, drugs, booze,
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: high stress, paranoid media has finally gotten into people's heads.
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And that seems to be maybe an issue.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's like we've spent 50 years poisoning the population,
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: getting them hooked on drugs so that they can perform
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: their tasks at work, stressing them to the point of
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: nervous breakdowns. And apparently they're not able to really raise
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: their children properly. in a way that prevents them from
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: mass murder.
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this is a multifaceted issue. There's a lot of
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: things going on. There's a lot of things going on.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: And even in this very reasonable podcast we're doing, the
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: rage will not stop. The rage in the comments will not.
• 31:07
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  Speaker 1: to wait five minutes to get that gun. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: The second comment will be like, the gun stuff wasn't
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: so bad, but Tim, no gas! Right, right. No gas!
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  Speaker 2: Get him out of there. Get him out of there.
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: And folks, by the way, we're not doing that a
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: lot this summer. We're not doing a lot this summer. Like, Tim,
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: I'm not that upset about the gun thing, but no gas!
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: Here's your reality. I don't even like them.
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  Speaker 1: Devin and Ida come and sit here, who I love,
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  Speaker 2: I love how you got this chair though for Ray
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  Speaker 1: They like Ray and I like Ray This is a
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  Speaker 1: Nobody has anything to say that matters, and I don't
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: care if they do.
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  Speaker 2: And that's why we've never embraced a model of guests.
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  Speaker 2: And that's why we're getting into the bullet defense fashion
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  Speaker 4: How I have feelings of worthlessness and.
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  Speaker 1: Now say there was no school police officer who encountered
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: or engaged the mass shooter at Rob elementary school. The
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: shooter was not confronted before entry. And it appears he
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: walked into the school through an unlocked door. We got
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  Speaker 1: to lock the doors. That seems obvious to everyone involved.
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  Speaker 1: The doors of the school have to be locked.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I showed up at my old school. I
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  Speaker 1: This was years ago. And I was, you know, I
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• 34:44
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  Speaker 1: walk down. I had no idea. And this was years ago.
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: I had no idea how, like how shut down these
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: schools were.
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: It was all locked. I knocked on the door. They
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: were like, hello, excuse me. And through the glass, I
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: was like, yeah, I went to school here. I'm Tim Dillon.
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: I was on Joe Rogan.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: We talked about Bill Gates. And they looked at me like,
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: the guy looked at me like I was crazy showing
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: up at a school. And now, you know, upon further reflection,
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: I now, I get it. It does seem crazy.
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: Do you think, though, because the locked door is inevitably
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: someone will get in. You think at some point what
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: we need to do is have decoy schools like Saddam
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: Hussein Palaces. Very interesting. Where the students are in a
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: decoy school.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: And then we have doubles in the other school.
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: But it's going to get out which school is which. Well,
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: then you got to keep moving. What about if we
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: educated kids underground? Underground would be good. Like underground.
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: We have underground cities. We have underground military bunkers.
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: The kids don't need sunlight. They can certainly underground. We
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: can recreate the conditions of UV light or.
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: The military industrial complex. We'll make a clip out of this. Yeah.
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: Everyone arm up and don't leave.
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: And just let delivery people deal with it. Yes. Delivery
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: people are the only brave ones now. Yeah.
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: I mean, I was talking about that today. Somebody on
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: Instacart delivered me two candles. They had to take that
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: long walk. From the door to their car in a
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: Walgreens parking lot, depending on the time of day in
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: Los Angeles, that ain't nothing.
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: That's nothing, no. You have no idea what could happen.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: On your way, I guarantee you, an Instacart or Postmates
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: worker on the way to the car has met their end.
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, or release a new virus for our own safety
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: to get us back indoors. You just see a burrito
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: fall to the floor and then blood. Yeah.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: Because people that leave their houses now really are the
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: most brave.
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And it's going to be... It's the most brave people.
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: They're the most brave people. They're outside.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: Teachers maybe are more brave than cops now. I mean,
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: teaching might be a more deadly job than police.
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: You got to arm them. Yeah. You got to arm
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: these kindergarten teachers.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: Well, here's the deal in Texas. Why didn't they have guns?
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: I'm not even kidding. Like, why did they not have
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: guns in Texas?
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: Like, is this all.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: The gunman's fault, or can we lay a little bit
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: of blame on the teachers who weren't carrying?
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: These cucks moving from California. That's what it is.
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: You have a bunch of liberal teachers moving from California
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: that don't have guns and aren't focused on the defense
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: of the school.
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: And it's not just enough to have guns. Again, I
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: just want to focus. We need body armor because the
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: other guy... And that is what's being seriously suggested. Well,
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: you need body armor because the guy's going to come...
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: If he's got a bigger gun, he's prepared.
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: The guy... I watch a lot of self-defense videos. Right.
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: The perp always has the advantage.
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: Because he's the one that comes in and goes, we're
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: doing this.
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: And you have to go, oh, shit, we're doing this.
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: Because he has the element of surprise. The element of surprise.
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: And he may have an AR-15. Those things are pretty efficient.
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: They do their job. So what we need is, let's
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: play this out. We need one teacher at the chalkboard,
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: handgun maybe, ready in one hand. Then we need another teacher.
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: So you're saying just a teacher- pretty much all day
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: at the ready. Well, you don't know if the kids
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: got a gun, so you got to have one. Whoa,
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: makes sense. You got to have a gun facing the kids.
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: That's right. And then you have to have someone watching
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: your blind spot, so we need another teacher, a teacher's aide,
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: if you will. A teacher's aide. They don't even need
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: to be teachers. Watching the door. We just need two
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: armed people in each classroom. One watching the door, one
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: watching the windows. AR-15's drawn. Right, right. It's not a
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: bad idea. So we have two people in the classroom.
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: They each have an AR-15 out.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: And it's just kind of a fun way to quiet.
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: The kids down too. Quiet down. It's nap time. Yeah.
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: Now the kids themselves may be armed because it's their right. Yes.
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: But as long as you have an AR-15, you have
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: the advantage because their little hands can't quite grasp or
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: deal with the pushback of an AR-15. Yeah, and you
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: can take a few of them out if you need to.
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: If you need to, you'll get a few. So if
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: we– because now we're finding– We need to live in
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: the last scene of a Quentin Tarantino movie. We are.
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: Everyone's pointing guns at each other at all times. We're
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: finding the common ground here, and this is what I
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: want to stress. So if you have a few people
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: in each classroom with AR-15s, one trained on the kids,
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: one on the.
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: Door of the classroom. And one on the teacher, because
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: you don't know what they're going through. Oh, it's a
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: great point, because the teacher might flip out. So you
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: need one kid marshal in the class. So a kid
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: marshal with a gun.
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: Who has a gun on the teacher.
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: You need two teacher's aides with AR-15s, one at the door,
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: one at the class. Yes.
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: Yes. Interesting. Yes. It's not a bad idea. And you
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: need school uniforms, and those uniforms are body armor. Kevlar
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: body armor uniforms. Yes.
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: AR-15 at the kids, AR-15 at the teacher, AR-15 at
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: the door.
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: Problem solved. Not a big deal. Not a tough way
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: to live at all. It's fine. It's totally comfortable, and
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: the most important part, reasonable. Right, right. And people in
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: other countries would watch this.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: And they would think it's comedy, but what it actually
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: is is a good plan.
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: It's a great, smart... Thought out, cogent plan. It's not
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: a bad idea. Not at all. Yeah.
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: Otherwise, we're going to be just relying on what we're
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: relying on now, which I guess is chance, happenstance, luck.
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because now it seems like a casino a little
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: bit if you send your kids to school.
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It's a little bit of a casino. Even in supermarkets,
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: I would feel a lot safer. Yes.
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: Armed.
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: I would feel a lot safer if the army was
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: there while I got lettuce. If the.
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: If the military could potentially. enforce a barrier around the
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: supermarket and check people as they went in. Yeah.
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: We need military checkpoints at Safeway. I don't think it's
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: a bad idea. I don't think so at all. To
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: put the military outside supermarkets. I don't think so at all.
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: And you know that it will come into this conflict.
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: I guess it's like the thing that a lot of
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: people are nervous of is government overreach.
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: Is part of this that it doesn't seem to death
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: and destruction and mayhem doesn't seem to bother people as
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: much since the internet.
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: People have kind of been desensitized to this.
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: We do have a culture of people that don't really
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: care that a bunch of kids died. We do have
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: a culture of people that don't really care about death.
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: We have made a generation of sociopaths. And I wonder
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: how much technology has had to do with that. I
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: feel like it's had a good amount to do with it.
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: I think also what's had something to do with it
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: is just the sheer volume. Yeah. Of the horror. Of
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: just how much it happened. That's right. Patrice O'Neill had
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: that joke. He can't care about everything. It's like putting
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: out three podcast episodes a week. It's like, that's a lot. Right.
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: It's too many. You get a little numb to it. Right.
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: It's a lot. So it's like, how many are you
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: going to care for? You almost have to pick and
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: choose which one's going to get you now.
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: You know?
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: And it's just, it's... I mean, they happen like weeks...
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: I think I read, I think the statistic, and Ben
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: can look at it, 2022 so far, there's been hundreds.
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: Of- How many mass shootings in 2022?
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: Hundreds.
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: Now, mass shootings defined as, I think, any time more
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: than four people are shot.
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: 214. 200 so far, and we are in June. We're
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: in June. And what defines a mass shooting? I believe
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: it's over four people. Over in May, yeah. I believe
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: it's four. The U.S. has had- We're in May, right? Sorry.
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: 214 mass shootings so far this year. And defines a
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: mass shooting, I believe, is four people shot.
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: Now, I don't know if that's the case. Look, guns
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: are good if they're in the right hands. They're bad
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: if they're in the wrong hands. We need to do
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: something to make sure that there's less in the wrong
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: hands and more in the right hands. Whatever that is,
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: have at it, America. Four more deaths, I was correct.
• 42:49
  Speaker 4: Have at it.
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: More, yeah, more guns in better hands. Yeah, that's it.
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: That's all there is to it. It's all there is
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: to it. It's got to be harder than getting a
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: prescription for, you know, whatever your doctor prescribed. Right.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: But, you know, one of my friends, you know, little
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: brothers came to visit my house and like, he's from
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: the Appalachians or whatever and they make moonshine and it's
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: a different life.
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: It's a different life. It's just a different life.
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: And, You know, if they find a woman at the
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: gas station, they bring her and they chain her in
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: the back cabin.
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? It's a different life.
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: It's a different life.
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I thought you'd hired him to murder me.
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah. No, he's not, you know. It was a little terrifying.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: We had dinner with David Spade. He was like cutting
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: into the plate. He was like cutting into the plate.
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: Like David Spade was staring at him like, what the
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: hell is going on? He's like cutting into the plate.
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: But my point is, lovely kid, my point is.
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: That it's a different life.
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: It's a different life. Yeah.
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: And his first reaction after the school shooting was like,
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: you know, they can't take my guns because they, you know,
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: that's the thing. In other countries, masculinity is maybe defined
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: by fucking a hot woman.
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: But a lot of times we now, our masculinity kind
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: of rests on the idea that like, you have a
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: phantom war in your head that you're going to be
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: a part of one day.
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: I'm not saying you shouldn't have guns to defend yourself.
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: I'm saying that, like, you go to Australia and you
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: see a bunch of good-looking people on a beach fucking
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: each other. Yes.
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: They're not like, where are the AR-15s?
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's... Nobody in Australia that's, like, drunk, hanging
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: out in the beach, none of them are like, hey...
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: Where are the automatic weapons to really make this a
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: good time? Yeah, you can't ignore the cultural component to this.
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: And here's the thing about Australia. I've said before they're
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: white mongos, so I'm not saying let's completely emulate.
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: They're mongoloids, but... But, you know, it's like you see
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: all these Hollywood people saying, we got to do something,
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: take away the guns. We have to do some, we
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: got to get this regulation. And then those same people
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: will be starring in a movie with Mark Wahlberg called
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: Diving Gun Guy. Right. So it's like, it's just the
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: movies are like.
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: Or someone will assault someone who made a joke at
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: the Oscars and they'll applaud that person.
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: And they'll applaud that person. And cry for his speech.
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: So I respect, I'm saying people should be able to
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: own guns, should be able to defend themselves. You know,
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: I just feel like it's fucking horrible that this keeps
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: happening and it doesn't seem to show any signs of
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: abating at all.
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: At all! And it's just odd culturally that you can
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: have movies where people are being fucking executed by the droves,
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: but if you show a little bit of a penis...
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: Or a nipple Right People It's like outrageous What is that?
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: It's a puritanical country Puritanical It's a puritanical country We
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: prefer murder to sex That's Well that's Now we're getting
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: So now we're getting it It's weird Now we're getting it.
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah I mean you go watch a French movie They're
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: like fucking You see the in and out Yeah we
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: really prefer murder to sex here We're kind of a
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: sexless culture Yeah People just want to eat and kill
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  Speaker 2: each other Yes That's what America's kind of become And
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  Speaker 2: um I think we have to embrace it. I don't
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  Speaker 2: think we should. I think we should embrace. It's what
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  Speaker 2: like having sex with each other. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: They like, you know, I think it's for us to
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  Speaker 2: And our enemies, maybe it helps a little bit that
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  Speaker 1: The component of this, it's weird, psychosexual in a weird way,
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  Speaker 1: some of those people are grabbing weapons. That is something
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  Speaker 1: that some of them do. They are enraged. I mean, again,
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  Speaker 1: idea for men in the Arab world to not be
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: near any women and to be in these cults and to,
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: you know, to be sexually frustrated and to be fucking,
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: you know, like indoctrinated. And now you start to see
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  Speaker 1: lot of guys in America that, that for whatever reason
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  Speaker 2: Right. It's not the only factor. No, it's not. Otherwise,
• 47:38
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• 47:40
  Speaker 1: No, and this guy might have been gay or trans
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• 47:46
  Speaker 1: to be just.
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: A wider issue. Yeah, it really is. There is an
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: issue where... Like I said, you can't even show a penis.
• 47:53
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• 47:56
  Speaker 2: can't show a vagina. Like, why? Right. What's the big deal?
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  Speaker 3: Right.
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: But you can show murder without... Well.
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: You could also show like cuties in Netflix doc, you
• 48:05
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• 48:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So in America, you can get away with it
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: if it's pedophilia. Pedophilia or murder. People in America hate...
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: appropriate age sex. Right. You hate it. They don't like consent.
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  Speaker 2: They hate it. Appropriate age.
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: It's either you, it's either violence or fucking children. That's
• 48:21
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• 48:22
  Speaker 2: Yes. Or a big Mac.
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 48:24
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  Speaker 2: really people in America. There's no taboo. It's not fun.
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: It's our puritanical roots. There's something there a little bit.
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: It really is.
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: And that's why the people that rebel against it are
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: like it's San Francisco dressed up as leather dogs. being
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: walked down the street in a leash. You go, well,
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: that's really not the answer either. It's just all a
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: country of extremes. It's a country of extremes. You go,
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: why can't you just like, why can't you have regular sex? Right. That's,
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: you know, somewhat irregular instead of just having to dress
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: up like a dog and be walked down the street
• 48:58
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• 48:59
  Speaker 2: And beaten to get hot.
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: I mean, people can't get off now unless a woman's
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: being waterboarded, choked, thrown down the stairs. Yeah. I mean,
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: you know, you're kicking her in the face. Like sex
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: now has gotten incredibly violent just so people can come
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: and you wonder, Yeah, in France or any of these places,
• 49:15
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• 49:17
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• 49:19
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• 49:20
  Speaker 2: It just, yeah, it just makes you real cynical about
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• 49:27
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• 49:29
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 49:29
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• 49:30
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 49:31
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• 49:34
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• 49:35
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  Speaker 2: to happen in this verdict with Johnny Depp and Amber Heard. Oh, God, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I think they care more about that. Well, it's more fun.
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  Speaker 2: More fun.
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  Speaker 1: This is very depressing with the kids and the people
• 55:43
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  Speaker 2: It's very depressing. Yeah, it is fun. Fake domestic violence
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: is fun. I called it months ago.
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: I said, we needed a trial to get us out
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  Speaker 1: Pete or something. I said, we needed a trial to
• 55:59
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• 56:02
  Speaker 1: Depp Heard. And I didn't even know. Amber Heard breaks
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  Speaker 2: I need a Shedgad mark!
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  Speaker 1: But, you know, I said we needed a trial.
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  Speaker 2: I was correct. We absolutely need a trial. We need
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: trials on every channel. We need prank shows on every channel. Yeah.
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: And we need people inside. Please don't leave your house
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: ever at all. Just watch this new form of entertainment.
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  Speaker 2: It's great because it's like, It's like soccer. There's very
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: few commercial breaks. It goes for 20 hours. Yeah, this
• 56:33
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• 56:36
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: This won't even be relevant when it's released on Saturday
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  Speaker 2: in two days. No. This episode won't be. There'll be
• 56:43
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: But this Depp-Hurt thing has gone on for as long
• 56:48
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• 56:49
  Speaker 2: feel like I've grown up with these people. I care
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  Speaker 5: Right.
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  Speaker 2: It's like, uh, trials. Yeah. Celebrities that are real. That
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: are drug addicts that beat each other up. Yeah. For
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• 57:27
  Speaker 1: or whatever they're doing. And they're, you know, It's fun
• 57:30
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• 57:35
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• 57:39
  Speaker 2: language expert. Yeah. They're doing real well. They're doing real well.
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: providing a lot of commentary for this. Yeah.
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: Well, I mean, folks, we've come up with the solutions.
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: I don't know what you want me to do. I mean,
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: you know, unfortunately, this is what happens. You can homeschool
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  Speaker 1: your kids and you can shoot them.
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Don't go out. But it's not just school, so
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  Speaker 2: don't go outside. Well, you don't need to. Yeah, you
• 58:01
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: You don't really need. No, no, truly not. You don't
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• 58:07
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• 58:20
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• 58:23
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  Speaker 2: It's not a big deal. Everything should be like going
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• 58:36
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• 58:50
  Speaker 2: where was this shooting? How far away from Austin?
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  Speaker 5: So it was 30 minutes, or 90 miles west of
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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• 59:06
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• 59:28
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• 59:35
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• 59:36
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• 59:41
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• 59:45
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• 59:49
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• 59:51
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• 59:53
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• 1:00:13
  Speaker 2: of having the gun if I can't bring it inside?
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  Speaker 1: Well, here's the deal. I mean, we've been a bunch
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: of buffoons and goofballs everywhere. But my suggestion to everyone
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  Speaker 1: with children is to just fucking not get so attached.
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  Speaker 2: My name is Tim Dillon.
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  Speaker 1: The special that we're talking about is called Mom Love. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And we need a lot less of mom and dad love.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Giannis Pappas is on YouTube right now. Mom Love.
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  Speaker 1: It's a full hour special. Very, very funny. And my
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: special coming out soon. We just got an offer today, so.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: It might not be on YouTube. We'll see.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: Support the sponsors of the show. If you enjoy the content,
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: we really do appreciate it. People get mad at the
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: ad reads. They go, they're not funny anymore.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 2: Well, here's the reality, folks.
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  Speaker 1: Some of these companies are just paying too much money
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: for us to be funny, and they don't understand that
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: if we're funnier, more people would actually buy the product.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: So if these companies are listening, the reality is if
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: we're able to do funny ads, people buy the product more.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: I always fight for the funny ads, and there are
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: some companies that will still let us do the funny ads,
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: but some won't.
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  Speaker 2: And you know, what do you want me to do?
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  Speaker 2: Not earn money? They won't even give us the, this
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 2: is how dumb people are. People are like, isn't it
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 2: enough to Patreon? And they're not Southern because the Southern
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: people understand I should have a fiefdom.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: It's probably like people are like, don't you under it's
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: a patron's enough.
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  Speaker 2: Why do you even have ads? I go, cause we
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 2: want more than less money. It's America. Also dummy. If I,
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 2: there would be no ads.
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  Speaker 1: Like for example, there would never have been ads and
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  Speaker 1: they won't give, I won't have ads and I won't
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  Speaker 1: do any of the ads.
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  Speaker 2: Like if I don't do them the way they want
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: me to do them, I just won't have them.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 2: Every now and then a company will let us do
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 2: a funny ad. Yeah.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: Now the problem is I've explained to these companies that
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: funny ads are actually better because they're longer and people
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: don't skip them and they actually buy the product. But
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: the problem is a lot of companies now are getting
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: a little upset at some of these funny ads.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: You know, what do you want me to do? I
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: don't know what to do. But these products are still great.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: What do we have? The watch and the underwear.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 4: On it. We have athletic greens.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: I mean, you're not going to buy on it? These
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: are great companies. On it was a supplement company started
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: by popular podcaster Mark Maron. These are great companies. And
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you right now, if you miss out on
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: a box of awesome, are they still with us?
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  Speaker 4: They're still with us.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. If you miss out on a box of awesome,
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: which is they'll give you a little wooden box with a,
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: you know, like a pipe and a couple of sticks
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: of dynamite. If you miss out on that, your fault,
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: your problem. Giannis, are you promoting anything? Where are you
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: going to be? Tell them where to find you. God
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: help everybody.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 2: The special. Please, just go watch the special. Just watch
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 2: the goddamn special. You're going to love it. It's a
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: good hour. People seem to really like it. People are
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 2: enjoying it. The people want it. Yeah, so just go
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 2: watch that and listen to my podcast, Long Days. The
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: people want it.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: Long Days with Giannis Papas. We're putting all the links
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: in the description. It'll be out this Saturday. Yannis Pop
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: is on Twitter. Science journalist.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 2: Hee-haw. Long days podcast. Go watch his special. As always,
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 2: you have a patron on right now with out right now.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: With Sal from the Impractical Jokers, which is funny.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 2: And what else we got cooking? What else are you?
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 2: What are you doing?
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 4: Oh, you're on the road. You have dates to promote.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: I have two dates. If you haven't seen me, I'm a.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, I'm at the Funny Bone.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: In Richmond, Virginia. God help me. God help me.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: And two shows Friday, two shows Saturday, one show Sunday.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: I mean, who's buying tickets to this?
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 2: Are they nuts? It's Memorial Day. But anyway, Common will
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: be great. 16th through the 18th, San Jose. Absolute last day.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: It's probably like had less headlining dates for like six
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: months minimum, probably. And then I'll be just doing spots
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: out there. But, you know, Get it while the getting's good, folks.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: I don't know what to tell you.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 2: Oh, I got one. If you listen to this, I'm Saturday.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 2: This Saturday. I'm in Newport, Rhode Island at the Jane
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 2: Pickens Theater. Don't go.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: Fly to see me in Richmond. Jane Pickens Theater, May 28th, Newport,
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: Rhode Island. Part of the Rogue Island Comedy Festival. Doug Key,
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: great guy. Yeah.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 2: September 9th through 10th, Uncle Vinny's in Port... Well, that's
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 2: a little bit out, isn't it? That's out there. I'm
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: taking a little time off. I got to write a
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 2: new act. You got to write a new act, and
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 2: you have a child. I have a child. And you
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 2: need to train. I need to train her in military
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 2: tactical defense. Yeah, and she's Greek. She'll take to it.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 2: She'll take to it very well. She'll take to it.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 2: She'll have an AR-15 and a full beard when she's five. Absolutely.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 2: It's going to be her two-year-old birthday present. Good night, everyone,
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 2: and good luck.