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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show December 15th 2025 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: What is due to the graphic nature of this program,
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  Speaker 2: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 3: This is the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 4: Insensitivity Training.
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  Speaker 3: Class is now in session.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, what's good everybody?
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  Speaker 1: What up?
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  Speaker 4: Today is Monday?
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  Speaker 3: It is December fifteenth, twenty twenty five. We are the
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  Speaker 3: Woody Show.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, what if?
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  Speaker 4: That's great?
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  Speaker 5: Gory?
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  Speaker 3: Alright? We got Menace Chinograd right, Sea Bass is here,
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  Speaker 3: We got Sammy who's argus aecutive producer. We got Morgan,
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  Speaker 3: our associate producer, von Is a video producer, and then
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  Speaker 3: we got Bort mentioning the Woody Show production department. Dumbass
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  Speaker 3: Tyler is here. Thank you for being here and giving
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  Speaker 3: us some of your valuable time today. Many ways to
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  Speaker 3: Look for us there at the Woody Show, and of
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  Speaker 3: woodieshow dot com. Yeah, coming up for you on the
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  Speaker 3: show today. We're going to sixty nine the news. Oh yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: we are speaking of sixty nine, and we'll get to
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  Speaker 3: know Morgan's mom a little bit.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Oh boy.
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  Speaker 3: A last man standing question, what's the dumbest thing you've
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  Speaker 3: done on a dare? Okay, that and more today here
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  Speaker 3: on The Woody Show, starting with this weird ass story
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  Speaker 3: in the news. This chicken China nearly died after eating
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  Speaker 3: almost nothing but vegetables and using laxatives for two weeks.
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  Speaker 3: That'll do it, because she was trying to fit into
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  Speaker 3: a new birthday dress.
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  Speaker 7: We've all been there, ladies.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. So, she said that she lost strength in her
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  Speaker 3: arms and legs, she struggled to breathe, and when the
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  Speaker 3: doctor's tested her blood, her potassium level was dangerously low
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  Speaker 3: and so they did a twelve hour emergency treatment to
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  Speaker 3: save her life. Damn, she just sounds like something would
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  Speaker 3: like she saidn't take laxative for two weeks.
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  Speaker 4: You know what that inspires me to maybe even try that. Yeah, So, Greg,
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  Speaker 4: you're either overweight or just on weight right now? Really okay,
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  Speaker 4: which is crazy?
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  Speaker 3: Not to be trusted, which which is insane.
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  Speaker 4: And when your doctor does nothing but talk about that,
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  Speaker 4: you show up with like a laceration and well, let's
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  Speaker 4: discuss your weight.
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  Speaker 8: That's very old. That doesn't sound yeah, this is this
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  Speaker 8: a really old person old is yeah, yeah, not that
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  Speaker 8: at all. Yeah, I'm skinny, right yeah, because Greg is
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  Speaker 8: morbidly obese, I mean.
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  Speaker 3: Gay fat gay will which is which is not incorrect.
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  Speaker 3: You can send us a text over to two to
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  Speaker 3: nine eight seven. A couple of weird ass stories in
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  Speaker 3: the news. This guy in Orlando, he robbed a restaurant
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  Speaker 3: at Disney. You know they have Disney Springs, the Downtown
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  Speaker 3: Disney are in Orlando. They don't call it Downtown Disney.
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  Speaker 3: They used to, and now it's just called Disney Springs,
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  Speaker 3: I think right, or is it? Is it separated in
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  Speaker 3: the two separated anyway? This is where this is where
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  Speaker 3: this restaurant was. It was in the Disney Springs area
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  Speaker 3: and uh Paddlefish restaurant. The police say that after midnight
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  Speaker 3: the restaurant was closed. The robber swam up to the restaurant,
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  Speaker 3: tied up the employees inside, stole between ten and twenty
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  Speaker 3: thousand dollars, and then jump back into the water, and
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  Speaker 3: then swam off. She's all in the span of about
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  Speaker 3: two minutes. Mission impossible swimmer. Yeah, like he pulled out.
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  Speaker 3: He had a like professional scuba gear to do all this.
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  Speaker 3: So the police are still searching for the guy.
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  Speaker 8: That's crazy.
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  Speaker 4: What did he look like?
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  Speaker 8: He was in black licra and had a snorkel.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, like he swam up.
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  Speaker 8: That's rob And it is like Downtown Disney. It's the
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  Speaker 8: same deal, but he's not called No, but it's the same,
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  Speaker 8: like separated because.
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  Speaker 3: Did they have like a Paradise Peer or something like that.
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  Speaker 3: It was like Paradise Island or something that was where
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  Speaker 3: called the clubs and bars were. But then there was
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  Speaker 3: like a like a Downtown Disney where all the shops.
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  Speaker 8: They called They used to call this Downtown Disney.
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  Speaker 3: No Disney Spring in Orlando.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, damn, that's crazy.
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  Speaker 3: The weird crime story woman in Canada. She came home
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  Speaker 3: after a vacation to find that somebody had been in
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  Speaker 3: her apartment while she was gone. The thing is the
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  Speaker 3: door was locked and she's like, what the hell, And
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  Speaker 3: then she saw a giant hole in her floor.
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  Speaker 4: The cops are called.
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  Speaker 3: They followed the tunnel, realized that it started at the
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  Speaker 3: apartment of one of her neighbors, one that she had
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  Speaker 3: been having problems with and police saved. The guy had
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  Speaker 3: tunneled his way like behind a fireplace. But also don't
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  Speaker 3: know why the man did it because he's not talking. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: he tunneled into this chick's apartment.
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  Speaker 7: I know he just wants a complimentary thought she was hot.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, right, take initiative these days, that happened.
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  Speaker 4: He wants to get noticed. Why even try? But that's
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  Speaker 4: but that's uh, that's happened.
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  Speaker 3: I feel more often recently where you hear about guys
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  Speaker 3: will break into a store next to the one that
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  Speaker 3: they want to rob.
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  Speaker 4: It's usually a jewelry store, and they'll.
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  Speaker 3: Come in through the wall or in then through the
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  Speaker 3: ceiling and do things rather than breaking directly into the place.
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  Speaker 4: There was a story in then was I think just
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  Speaker 4: today about some dude found living in a crawl space
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  Speaker 4: in some apartments some condo complex had a TV and
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  Speaker 4: lights and a band in crawl space.
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  Speaker 8: Can you imagine like living in your crawl space?
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  Speaker 3: I would love that.
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  Speaker 4: There's like, yeah, there's been stores where like people living
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  Speaker 4: on top of the display.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, there's a movie that came out called Roofman with
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  Speaker 9: Chantitaneum Channon. Yeah, it's it's based off a real story
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  Speaker 9: off this guy that lived at a Toys to Us
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  Speaker 9: and he would steal the toys because he was hooking
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  Speaker 9: up with this single mom and then give the toys
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  Speaker 9: to the kid and stuff.
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  Speaker 4: So, yeah, he was living on the roof. Yeah, he
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  Speaker 4: was living in the store and like some just display
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  Speaker 4: in a display. Yeah, so you know, because remember I
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  Speaker 4: would have like the kind of like Costco will have
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  Speaker 4: racks all the way to the top. This guy just
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  Speaker 4: like built like this little apartment up there and lived in. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: look up in the storage racks. Yeah, look up the trailer.
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  Speaker 3: Greg, I tried, and I know menace. We were looking
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  Speaker 3: to try those new Reese's oreo. Yeah, yeah, I saw him.
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  Speaker 3: I saw them at the grocery store.
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  Speaker 11: News.
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  Speaker 3: I saw them. Oh you did buy them?
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  Speaker 9: Okay, Because I was like, dude, this shows the power
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  Speaker 9: of ze bound because I saw him and I didn't
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  Speaker 9: buy that.
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  Speaker 4: Really, I'm like the old me would have been like happened?
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  Speaker 3: Let me cop fiveas. Yeah, I just bought the one
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  Speaker 3: because you know, my wife and I are both uh huh,
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  Speaker 3: you know, peanut butter and chocolate fans.
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  Speaker 4: Most people, although our kids. That's the thing. We can
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  Speaker 4: leave those sitting out and the kids would.
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  Speaker 8: I think there's something wrong with those children.
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  Speaker 3: That's what I think too. Like the kids like they'll
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  Speaker 3: go trick or treating and they'll give us all of.
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  Speaker 4: The Reese's peanut butter that's around. To fine, that's what
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  Speaker 4: they don't want. They're like they want the fruit chewy stuff,
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  Speaker 4: you know.
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  Speaker 3: Like they like some of the other chocolate stuffy, they
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  Speaker 3: just don't like the peanut butter chocolate combiny.
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  Speaker 4: Bizarre. Now this Reese's Oreo thing, is this the one
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  Speaker 4: with the cream on top? No, no, there's the chunks inside. No, no,
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  Speaker 4: it's different. This is just the Oreo cookie, but it's
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  Speaker 4: got the Reese's peanut butter the flip side on the
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  Speaker 4: way around something different.
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  Speaker 3: And then Reese's did something with Oreo where yes, I
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  Speaker 3: think they have like chunks. They did see something where
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  Speaker 3: it's like the Oreo cream is kind of on the
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  Speaker 3: outside of looks like a peanut butter cup.
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  Speaker 9: We're confused then, because I was talking about something else.
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  Speaker 9: It's like it looks like the King packs the four
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  Speaker 9: that has the four Reeses inside, but it's like an
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  Speaker 9: Oreo collap right.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I saw those too. I didn't.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't buy those. Those did not look interesting to me.
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  Speaker 3: But I did buy the actual Oreos. Get them. I
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  Speaker 3: give them an.
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  Speaker 4: Eight out of ten decent. Yeah, they're good.
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  Speaker 3: But Oreo also just has regular Oreo peanut butter, whether
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  Speaker 3: it's the peanut butter.
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  Speaker 4: Then those are just as good.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, what's the difference.
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  Speaker 3: I don't really get, you know, Like, to me, the
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  Speaker 3: the Reese's peanut butter has a distinct flavor and a
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  Speaker 3: distinct texture, like.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, the texture and the flavor. I didn't get that.
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  Speaker 4: It's kind of chalky. Yeah, I didn't. I didn't really
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  Speaker 4: get that, which I love. Yeah, me too.
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  Speaker 3: You say that like it sounds maybe negative. I'm not
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  Speaker 3: trying to be negative positive. Yeah, No, I didn't get
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  Speaker 3: like that signature Reese's like peanut butter flavor.
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  Speaker 4: But it's good. But they're really good. Yeah, but the
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  Speaker 4: regular peanut butter is just as good.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, the regular the regular ones, the ones that weren't
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  Speaker 3: done in collabed with Resons those are also good, but
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  Speaker 3: those are just the regular cookie aisle. They don't have
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  Speaker 3: like the special end cap and these four pack things
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  Speaker 3: that I'm talking about, like the like convenience store and stuff. Yeah,
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  Speaker 12: Will eat something gross, he'll be hungry in an hour,
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  Speaker 3: All right. So how about this this story, this seems
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  Speaker 3: like something you know, Sammy would do. This forty eight
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  Speaker 3: year old dude in North Carolina. He had up the
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  Speaker 3: local Longhorn steakhowls and he wanted to bring his dog
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  Speaker 3: along for the meal. So, you know, I say, that's
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  Speaker 3: what you should do, just just bring just bring your
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  Speaker 3: dog everywhere.
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  Speaker 1: What's the weird part.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, So he ordered his food, he starts eating, and
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  Speaker 3: he made sure that his dog got some of that
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  Speaker 3: juicy steak. Lucky waitress comes over says, hey, man, you
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  Speaker 3: know you can't do that. It's a health code violation.
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  Speaker 3: And he's like, oh blah blah blah. So she's like
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  Speaker 3: you gotta leave. Yeah, all right, So he doesn't like that.
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  Speaker 3: He flips out on the poor waitress throws a plate
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  Speaker 3: at her. Oh my god, smashes are square in the
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  Speaker 3: nog and she ends up with several stitches and had
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  Speaker 3: to have a cat scan which show that she suffered
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  Speaker 3: a hairline fracture.
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  Speaker 4: Because his dick wants to bring his dog on a date,
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  Speaker 4: I hope he got arrested for assault.
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  Speaker 11: He was.
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  Speaker 3: He was arrested in and taken to jail. Idiot, not
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  Speaker 3: saying you'd smash somebody with a plate. I frequently getting
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  Speaker 3: in physical sounds like an act. But I would never
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  Speaker 3: think to bring the dog to Longhorn Steakhouse.
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  Speaker 8: I sit it in a chair.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah, I will bring her if it's outdoor seating somewhere.
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  Speaker 14: Some places let dogs out on the patio.
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  Speaker 13: No, my dog is in her bag anyway, so it's
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  Speaker 13: not She's not a big dog sitting there right next
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  Speaker 13: to someone else's table trying to sniff and eat their food.
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  Speaker 14: So I find it to be minimal disruption. But even
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  Speaker 14: then they'll come over and be like, oh, like on
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  Speaker 14: the patio in the bag. Some places don't like it,
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  Speaker 14: so really yeah.
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  Speaker 3: But like you know, God forbid anybody that actually calls
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  Speaker 3: you out on it. You know, like, hey, you know
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  Speaker 3: what maybe the inside the grocery store or is not
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  Speaker 3: the place I see that every day though, it's becoming normalized,
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  Speaker 3: which is I don't think that's cool. Yeah, certain placeship dogs,
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  Speaker 3: but yeah the same way that people think it's weird
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  Speaker 3: seeing kids in certain places, like this is an inappropriate
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  Speaker 3: place to have a child.
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  Speaker 8: And also think about your dog, like they could be
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  Speaker 8: at home in their comfy spot with air conditioning, or
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  Speaker 8: you're dragging around on at home.
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  Speaker 13: And my loves target and lows, Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: That's a target, Like why like why why are you
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  Speaker 3: bringing the dog in the target? I mean, I love dogs,
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  Speaker 3: you know, my worship dogs. I love dogs, but damn.
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  Speaker 3: Some other animal news, and speaking of dogs, this four
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  Speaker 3: year old shelter pit bull named Sienna became a hero
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  Speaker 3: after sensing a man was about to have a seizure
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  Speaker 3: during this UH Virginia Shelters adoption event. While being walked
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  Speaker 3: by a volunteer, Sienna broke from the group, went straight
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  Speaker 3: to the guy, gently placed her paw on him, and
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  Speaker 3: re choosing to move. His wife soon recognized he was
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  Speaker 3: experiencing the subtle seizure activity, and Sienna's behavior alerted them
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  Speaker 3: in time. The shelter says that this is a reason
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  Speaker 3: not to overlook a stray dog at your local shelter
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  Speaker 3: because they have amazing traits. Now I have a theory
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  Speaker 3: on this, because you know, being a pit bull.
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  Speaker 4: Here comes no rank.
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  Speaker 3: Did I say that Sienna was trying what you're about
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  Speaker 3: to get, You're about to and is going to pile
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  Speaker 3: on two? No? No, I I was going to share
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  Speaker 3: something else. Sienna came up and then just put her
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  Speaker 3: paw on him to let all the other dogs know that, Hey,
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  Speaker 3: when this guy dies, he's mine. Yeah, I get to
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  Speaker 3: my meal exactly. I was completely off. It's completely off.
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  Speaker 3: I was gonna ask you, have you seen the dumb
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  Speaker 3: dog test online?
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  Speaker 15: Yet?
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  Speaker 9: What you do is you hold up your dog and
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  Speaker 9: you walk towards a wall, and if your dog puts
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  Speaker 9: out its pod to stop from being pushed into the wall,
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  Speaker 9: and your dogs smart. If it doesn't, we'd be walking
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  Speaker 9: right in there, dumb.
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  Speaker 3: Right. One of my dogs passed the tests.
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  Speaker 4: The other did not.
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  Speaker 2: Oh No.
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  Speaker 3: Some other animal news, the US Fish and Wildlife Service
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  Speaker 3: recently announced that they want to add drafts to the
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  Speaker 3: Endangered Species Act. The draft population, I guess, has been
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  Speaker 3: on a dramatic decline thanks to habitat loss caused by urbanization, poaching,
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  Speaker 3: and illegal trade. The government is trying to reduce draft poaching.
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  Speaker 3: This is in Africa, by the way, by limiting the
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  Speaker 3: impact of draft body parts and products like rugs and
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  Speaker 3: jewelry and shoes made from their remains. I didn't know
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  Speaker 3: that either. I've heard, you know, elephant tusks and things
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  Speaker 3: like that, or.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I heard that they were in trouble, but I do.
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  Speaker 4: I totally thought you were saying draft for a while
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  Speaker 4: and yeah, and I was like, oh, there's going to
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  Speaker 4: have a draft on who survives or not.
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  Speaker 3: I heard it too, you did. Yeah, I thought even
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  Speaker 3: when I started with the US Fish and Wildlife Service,
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  Speaker 3: we're all getting out that they want to add drafts
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  Speaker 3: to the endangered species. Very confusing. All right, I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 3: all right, some other food news. Uh, horses are we
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  Speaker 3: talking about? Like you know, the the test that menicer
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  Speaker 3: just talking about with the wall and everything and your
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  Speaker 3: dog intelligence? But do horses are much more intelligent than
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  Speaker 3: previous previously thought? Researchers wanted to understand more about how
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  Speaker 3: horses learn. So this whole experiment with some treats and
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  Speaker 3: you know, they like treats, apples, you know what, you
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  Speaker 3: know what, The horses really like a lot. You ever
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: see those little red and white starlight mints like you see,
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  Speaker 3: they love those things really Yeah, so weird. Yeah, my
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  Speaker 3: dad trains race sources. I told you that, and uh
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  Speaker 3: you know they'll keep like like a bag of these
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  Speaker 3: little star whatever. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I heard they like sugar cubes and sugar cubes.
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: They love sugar cubes.
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: Uh yeah, but like apples, carrots, you know, all that
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: kind of stuff. Anyway, so they experiment with the treats,
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: and they were quick to learn different games in order
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: to get that treat. They believe the show is a
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: higher level of cognitive processing than previously thought possible because
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: the horses were able to instantly switch strategies and behave
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: differently as soon as there was a risk of the
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: treat being taken away.
• 17:18
  Speaker 8: So that's cool because I thought they're like people like, oh.
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: Horses are so dumb.
• 17:22
  Speaker 4: Oh no, they're not done at all. But I know
• 17:26
  Speaker 4: a guy that trains horses to dance.
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: When they do that whole there's that one where it's
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: like a famous looks like a Mexican family, like around
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: the big party in their house and a freaking horse
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: in the living room of what looks like either like
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: a small little bungalow house or an apartment or and
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: the horse is just kind.
• 17:45
  Speaker 9: Of like yea, I love it, like yeah, yeah, it's awesome.
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: Some other animal news, this has been getting a lot
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: of a lot of attention over in Florida. The state
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: has been dealing with a snake problem, Burmese pythons, to
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: be exactly, have you heard about this burmese python thing
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: in Florida. This one guy's name is Aaron Man. He
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: has captured a record eighty seven of them in just
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: one Monthy. It's got them one thousand dollars of government money,
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: and he's on the hunt for more because the state's
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: now offering fifty dollars for each snake, and potentially more
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: if the snake is longer than normal. The state has
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: had over nineteen thousand pythons removed since the two thousands
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: and they still have this problem.
• 18:29
  Speaker 4: Is just overpopulation, man, It's crazy.
• 18:31
  Speaker 8: Is this some dummy that had it as a prize
• 18:33
  Speaker 8: or whatever and then let it go.
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: Like rabbits Everglades?
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 18:37
  Speaker 4: And then.
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: For the record, if you were to catch nineteen thousand
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: of these snakes that would get you just under a
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: million bucks, all right, gooy Yeah. And also in the
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: Florida Everglades, scientists are using forty solar powered robot rabbits
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: menace to trap these pythons.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: Ohe.
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: So the decoys mimicked the movement, body, heat, and scent
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: of the marsh rabbits, a favorite prey of the pythons,
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: to lure them into the open. The robots are remotely
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: controlled and they're equipped with sensors to alert the handlersslots.
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: So yeah, that's pretty cool. And then also, uh, they
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: just did a ten day python challenge and so they're
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: again just paying people to uh to catch the pythons.
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: Now there are rules like you couldn't use firearms, explosives, dogs, drones,
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: traps or even bait. Well it was a competition, and
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: so you got to grab a snake by the hand,
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: damn or with like a you know.
• 19:42
  Speaker 4: Those noose they call them a noose pole.
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: It's a little thing on the end the pole. It's
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: got like the loop on the end of the and
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: uh and then you end its life humanely. They say,
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: how close range air like an air gun or like
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: a just a sharp blow that stuns it before you know,
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: going in the brain. Yeah, but yeah, they had this
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: this python.
• 20:05
  Speaker 9: Chest and then you make sweet but yeah, I'm broke
• 20:07
  Speaker 9: as hell and I'm unemployed. I'm just gonna walk around
• 20:09
  Speaker 9: and try to catch them snakes in the meantime.
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, a little and go near them.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: Next, this is the Woody Show.
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: That's a Greg gun. He has some questions for us
• 20:24
  Speaker 4: mm hmm from driver's test. These are sample questions from
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: actual driver's tests, some of which, like you said, if
• 20:32
  Speaker 4: you have just a tiny bit of common sense, they're
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: going to be quite obvious, right.
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: I forget what it was like, how many questions are
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: there and what you have to get right in order
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: to pass. Yeah, it was like it was to be perfect. Now,
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: like seventy percent I think passes. Yeah yeah, I mean
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: you can tell just by people on the road, yes, yeah.
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: And then when you fail, I think you have to
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: wait a couple of weeks to take it again. Someone
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: think so I thought I didn't.
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: I mean I know that.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: I feel you to wait and that's the punishment.
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: Because like where I went to get my driver's test,
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: had I failed, I was able to come back the
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: next day, because I remember my my aunt was the
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: one who drove me to the driver's test, and then
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: she had said, hey, look so I have both days
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: off in case you don't pass today, we can come
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: back tomorrow.
• 21:16
  Speaker 4: I think in different places have different rules. Yeah, and
• 21:19
  Speaker 4: maybe it's changed. I mean it was a long time ago.
• 21:20
  Speaker 13: So you're talking about the written permit test correct, not
• 21:23
  Speaker 13: behind the driver's test.
• 21:25
  Speaker 4: No, just the just the driver's test.
• 21:27
  Speaker 13: Oh see, I had to wait, I shocking. I failed
• 21:30
  Speaker 13: the drivers I had to wait a certain period of
• 21:33
  Speaker 13: time before I could go back.
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, varies by state, someplaces a week, two weeks.
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: I not I passed the actual driving portion when the
• 21:41
  Speaker 4: instructor goes with you. But I did get dinged a
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: few points because he said I was speeding, And in
• 21:47
  Speaker 4: my head I thought he would think I was a
• 21:49
  Speaker 4: total nerd If I stayed at the speed limit, I
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: thought he's going to think I'm gray. So I went
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: over the speed limit and that's where I got dinged.
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: You're going too fast. But in my head, I thought,
• 22:01
  Speaker 4: you're just gonna think I'm a total dark I'll look
• 22:03
  Speaker 4: at this guy doing with his hands at ten and two, right,
• 22:07
  Speaker 4: what a nerd. That's fine.
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: You know, I didn't even have a permit. I went
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: right from not driving to a license.
• 22:15
  Speaker 4: It must vary by state, because I don't Yeah.
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: No, if you had a certain age, you don't have
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: to get a permit.
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: I was eighteen.
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: Oh that's yeah, dorks. Well I'm stuck in boarding schools.
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: Couldn't go get your driver's license my parents. It wasn't selective. Yeah,
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: I'm sure you were great.
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I was a pretty great kid.
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: Actually, all right, So Greg Gory's driving testes are multiple choice.
• 22:40
  Speaker 4: Right, yes they are. There's only three choices per question.
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: Some of them are getting very common sense, like this one.
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: When is it legal to drive off the road to
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: pass another vehicle? If the vehicle's turning left, it is
• 22:54
  Speaker 4: not legal under any conditions, Or if there are two
• 22:57
  Speaker 4: or more one way lanes.
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: To drive off the road or to pass the car,
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: it's never legal.
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: Never legal. Okay, well done, makes sense. Never legal.
• 23:09
  Speaker 16: She write these down, so Samy can't pick your back up, right, answers.
• 23:13
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, they're right. I know. She didn't give it
• 23:16
  Speaker 4: an answer right away.
• 23:17
  Speaker 17: Yeah, she waited until we all say exactly what I'm saying.
• 23:19
  Speaker 17: So okay, all right. Well then first, okay, Sammy, okay,
• 23:22
  Speaker 17: so sweet. When a railroad crossing is not controlled railroad,
• 23:27
  Speaker 17: what is the speed limit when you are within one
• 23:29
  Speaker 17: hundred feet and cannot see for four hundred feet in
• 23:33
  Speaker 17: both directions? Is it fifteen miles an hour? Ten miles
• 23:37
  Speaker 17: an hour or twenty five miles an hour?
• 23:39
  Speaker 14: Fifteen?
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: I wanna say ten? Yeah, Well, that's not even an
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: option one. It's fifteen, ten or twenty five hour? Oh fifteen?
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: I mean yeah, yeah.
• 23:52
  Speaker 16: On all these things, it's always the smart move to
• 23:54
  Speaker 16: make the safest bet. So I'll say ten.
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: Sammy and Menace are correct. Fifteen. Wow, all right, very
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: job to be fair. Ten wasn't even an answer, So.
• 24:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's true.
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: We just wasn't even option. Well.
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: I knew the right answer right away, so I think
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: you hear the rest.
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: I got it, all right. So I'm fifty.
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: What speed should you be driving when entering onto a
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: highway at or near the speed of traffic? Faster than
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: the speed of traffic, slower than the speed of traffic,
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: at the speed of traffic.
• 24:25
  Speaker 14: Or near speed of traffic?
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: Correct? Ten miles an hour. You are all correct? Noice
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: near the speed.
• 24:34
  Speaker 16: I remember my friend got his learner and he did
• 24:37
  Speaker 16: he'd never merged onto a highway before, so he came
• 24:39
  Speaker 16: to a dead stop here.
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: Oh it was not fun. People suck his case.
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: First time driving, which don't go on the highway. But yeah, hey, Also,
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: can you guys not be dicks? Like if you're in
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: the far right lane and there's an on ramp where
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: traffic is merging and you have the ability to get
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: over a lane over a lane over, yeah, like there's
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: no other place for the merging traffic to go. You're
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: in this lane, I'm here, it's mine right, not moving,
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: I'm supposed to damn near stop it's an on ramp.
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: And also, don't be a dick. If you missed your
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: turn or your turn is about to be here and
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: you're in the wrong lane, correct it later. Don't just
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: go flying across all the.
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: Work or stop or stop you screwed up, You screwed up,
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: Go beyond your turn and correct it lane.
• 25:27
  Speaker 16: Another move that I see all the time these days.
• 25:28
  Speaker 16: Let's say we are merging onto a highway. If there's
• 25:31
  Speaker 16: two of us and we've got both have space to
• 25:33
  Speaker 16: get over, and we're merging on there's a guy behind.
• 25:36
  Speaker 16: I see this all the time. Well, they'll they'll get
• 25:39
  Speaker 16: over and and and then they'll.
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: Speed up as fast as they can.
• 25:43
  Speaker 16: And then when you try to get over, they hawk
• 25:44
  Speaker 16: at you right because there mister speedy, speedy racing zoo
• 25:49
  Speaker 16: zoom zoom, and they're like, oh, how dare you merge ups?
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: You cut me off?
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: Jack as exactly? I admit I got this one wrong. Okay.
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: How many feet away should you switch from high beam
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: to low beam headlights when approaching a vehicle coming towards you? Okay,
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: nine hundred feet?
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: I mean I do it as soon as I see
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: another cargo, as soon as I see I'm not like, well,
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: I wonder what the distance is?
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: Right?
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: Exactly? Nine hundred feet seven hundred feet five hundred feet.
• 26:17
  Speaker 7: Five hundred.
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: I think, yeah, five uh yeah, we'll say what was.
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: The middle one? Nine hundred, seven hundred, seven hundred, five hundred,
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: seven hundred. Correct answer is five hundred.
• 26:30
  Speaker 4: Wow, it is pretty well.
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: This driving test made me think, too, are people a
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: good gauge of how many feet no they are between something? No?
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: Because technically I think if you're making a right turn,
• 26:41
  Speaker 4: you're supposed to signal. Is it one hundred feet before
• 26:43
  Speaker 4: the turn? How do I know how many feet away?
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: I tell people I got a ten incher. Clearly you're
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: bad with that's been proven wrong. But that's just not
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: a good eyeball on it, you know. Yeah, okay, how
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: about this one? What should you do when there's a
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: school bus ahead that starts flashing yellow warning lights? See up? Yeah,
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: before they stopped, get around exactly what Seabat was talking about.
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: Let's get out, slow down, and prepare to stop, stop immediately,
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: and remain stopped cautiously past the school bus on the left,
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: so to stop. Yeah, the first one. They have a
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: stops on the side of those things for exactly. You're
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: all correct on that one. That was easy.
• 27:21
  Speaker 16: I love it when cops will follow school buses and
• 27:23
  Speaker 16: just wait for people to be dicks.
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: And go Inevitably they get somebody print money. This one
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: I thought was odd. Which of the following is a
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: requirement of the basic speed law?
• 27:35
  Speaker 11: All right?
• 27:35
  Speaker 4: Basic speed? Yeah, exactly right. Always drive the speed limit
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: regardless of conditions. Match your speed to your surrounding traffic.
• 27:45
  Speaker 4: Never drive faster than is safe for current conditions.
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: Third one, match your speed, I'd say number one.
• 27:52
  Speaker 4: Number three wood, he's the only one getting his license.
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: Number three, never drive faster than is safe for current conditions.
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: I was also thinking there, but you didn't say it
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: out loud, I said my brain.
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: Okay, which of the following is an example of a
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: safe driving practice? Staring only at the middle of the road,
• 28:12
  Speaker 4: always keeping your eyes moving to scan the surroundings, or
• 28:15
  Speaker 4: using high beam headlights in the fog.
• 28:19
  Speaker 16: In the number two, what about when it's kind of
• 28:22
  Speaker 16: rainy outside, turning on your emergency flashers?
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: Right, what about that option D scanning? Yes, scanning number two? Okay,
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: you all get your license?
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: Nice?
• 28:31
  Speaker 4: Nice?
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because when you first start driving, you're doing number one,
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: where you're.
• 28:37
  Speaker 4: Just staring like right in front of you.
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: You're so afraid to even check your mirrors like you
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: do that quick head look yet vision.
• 28:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, just freaking out. But then I always thought, oh,
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: road conditions, if it's wet, you slow down. If it's raining, obviously,
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: But then okay, so if that means on a nice day,
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: I can speed because the weather conditions are just so beautiful.
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, dog, sure.
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: Shouldn't it go both ways? Argue that on that?
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I will break out your great demeanor I will
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: with the officer, and it's a sunny day, I can
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: go one hundred. Have you not read the manual?
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: You could do like E breaks spins and I pay
• 29:10
  Speaker 4: your salary. That's right. Give give us one more here,
• 29:13
  Speaker 4: Greg Goring, all right, you are under eighteen years of age,
• 29:17
  Speaker 4: and you have had your license for eight months.
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 29:21
  Speaker 4: You may drive at any time between five am and
• 29:26
  Speaker 4: eleven pm.
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: I give me one more time. I'm okay. Under eighteen.
• 29:30
  Speaker 4: You are under eighteen eighteen, okay, and you've had your
• 29:33
  Speaker 4: license for eight months.
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: Got it.
• 29:35
  Speaker 4: You may drive at any time between five am and
• 29:39
  Speaker 4: eleven pm, or between seven am and eight pm.
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: This is a new law before my I mean after
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: my time.
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: That's what I'm taking.
• 29:47
  Speaker 7: Eleven.
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: I think maybe until, but you're under eighteen.
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: I would say until eight pm unless you have a
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: circumstance like a work thing, you know, like you have
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: like a work permit or something like that, or you
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: can show that you're coming from work. I say anytime, anytime.
• 30:03
  Speaker 14: I say five and eleven.
• 30:04
  Speaker 4: I'll be honest, I guess at any time as well. Yeah,
• 30:07
  Speaker 4: it is between five am and eleven pm. Eleven pm, Yeah,
• 30:11
  Speaker 4: I mean like I didn't know. I thought once you
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: have your license.
• 30:14
  Speaker 14: Ye, well, her few thing that goes on.
• 30:16
  Speaker 13: There's weird rules for the first year that you have
• 30:18
  Speaker 13: your license that are different.
• 30:20
  Speaker 4: Wasn't there also rules about like having other people in
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: the car with you?
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 30:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, is that just with your permit?
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: I think about with.
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: Your permit, the driver that you're with has to be licensed,
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: and I think twenty five is that right?
• 30:31
  Speaker 15: Yeah?
• 30:31
  Speaker 13: But if once you actually have your license, you can't
• 30:34
  Speaker 13: drive with anyone in the car other than your siblings
• 30:37
  Speaker 13: or an adult for like the first six months, I
• 30:38
  Speaker 13: think it is.
• 30:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, so that way you just kill your family, right, right, right,
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: have somebody else's family.
• 30:44
  Speaker 16: But like, also, you've never known anybody who's gotten busted
• 30:46
  Speaker 16: for that beausemeber hearing that, Yeah, have an eighteen year
• 30:49
  Speaker 16: old or whatever in here and.
• 30:50
  Speaker 4: Getting pulled over. I think you're too young. Depends is
• 30:53
  Speaker 4: at the end of the month that they need quotas
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: filled and.
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: Tickets?
• 30:57
  Speaker 4: You know, could you do one more sure? This is
• 30:59
  Speaker 4: one that I also got at what point during a
• 31:01
  Speaker 4: rainfall are roads slippery on a hot day?
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: I know this one because my dad told it to
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: me all the time. I was a little kid.
• 31:08
  Speaker 4: Before we get the guesses, what is it? So?
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: What?
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: What sort of options do we have? The first I
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: thought you knew.
• 31:16
  Speaker 4: So immediately after it stopped raining, Yes, for the first
• 31:19
  Speaker 4: several minutes, or when it has been raining for a
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: few hours.
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: For several minutes. First several minutes. First that guy, because
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: everyone told you that that's when the oil is.
• 31:30
  Speaker 11: Heard.
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: That only in context of motorcycles, though, everything right, for
• 31:34
  Speaker 4: the first several minutes. The tires right, see, I learned
• 31:39
  Speaker 4: as well. All right, well there's the Greggry driving past. Yeah,
• 31:42
  Speaker 4: I think I would have basically pass yeah, noise, all
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: right on the roads. Yes, I got some more Woody
• 31:49
  Speaker 4: Show coming up.
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: Hang on show this show fuck like just the fat
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: people standing? Who are you fart knockers?
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: This is the Woody Show.
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: Gay beat them?
• 32:05
  Speaker 4: I've still got a Woody Well.
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: There's a lot of different ways you can get updated
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: on the news. You can watch TV and read stuff
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: on the internet or on social media. Always you just
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: get it the conversation in the break room at work.
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: Maybe it's on something like The Daily Show to get
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: all your news or the Onion. But here on the
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: WOODI Show. We'd like to get it a different way,
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: We like to sixty nine out. What's sixty nine the news?
• 32:35
  Speaker 8: It all comes together on sixty nine News and this
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  Speaker 8: first story.
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  Speaker 3: The National Nuclear Security Administration just published some very hard numbers.
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: First of all, hard about America's nuclear stockpile. The report
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: list how many we've got, which is three thousand seven
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: and forty eight that weekend, still fine, And how many
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: have been dismantled over the last year.
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  Speaker 11: Of those?
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, sixty nine, that's right. In other sixty nine
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: the news, This guy the news after he set a
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: Guinness World Record for having the most rabbit tattoos on
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: his body.
• 33:12
  Speaker 4: Sweet, guess how many he has? Sixty nine tattoos?
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: Rabbit tattoos? He's forty two. Got a late start on
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: the rabbit thing, so he only got his first one
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: back in twenty nineteen. And he doesn't even have a
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: rabbit in real life. He says he just loves the
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: esthetic of a rabbit a little frigging weird.
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: So yeah, seventeen nine, he gets seventy, so you can
• 33:37
  Speaker 4: break his record.
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: Sixty nine in the news, sixty nine news, is there
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: sixty nine news right here on your radio? Some good
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: news when it comes to teen moms. The CDC just
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: released some new data on teen birth rates, and between
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: twenty and twenty twenty two they were down significantly, a
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: whopping and he guesses sixty nine percent.
• 33:57
  Speaker 4: Sixty nine percent.
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: Wow, sixteen. Back in two thousand, there were more than
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: four hundred and seventy five thousand babies born the teen moms.
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: In twenty twenty two, there were just over one hundred
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: and forty five thousand. That's the largest birth rate decline ever.
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: The biggest drop is with the girls between fifteen and seventeen.
• 34:17
  Speaker 4: So wow, they're nice.
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: That goes against what they were saying, like that Team
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: Mom glorified teens getting pregnant.
• 34:24
  Speaker 13: Oh no, I heard the opposite of that, that they
• 34:26
  Speaker 13: saw the reality of what being a team mom was.
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, failed fortune.
• 34:30
  Speaker 9: I think, yeah, I think that actually what happened. But
• 34:35
  Speaker 9: like initially when te Mom came out, they thought it
• 34:37
  Speaker 9: would like would glorify.
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but the thing is, you watch that if you're
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: like a dumb kid and you're watching that and you
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: see like, oh yeah, the show itself is like oh man,
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: that sucks. But then you keep hearing about them and
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: all the celebrity stuff. TMZ covering them as if they're
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: like legit celebrities.
• 34:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and didn't we see in the news somewhat recently
• 34:56
  Speaker 4: that younger generations these days they're.
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: Not all that sexual. Yeah, they're not banging a lot. Yeah,
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: for whatever reason. I don't know, if it's just like
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: they're scared. You would have thought we would have been
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: more scared with the whole AIDS thing.
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: Totally.
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: Now it's like it was always something nobody cares about age,
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying, Like eighties aides is so eighties?
• 35:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah really, but there's less and less like sexual.
• 35:22
  Speaker 4: I don't know in person connection these days with younger people. Right,
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: but if you want the in person connection, think how
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: easy it is now. Yeah, if you just have some
• 35:31
  Speaker 4: kind of confidence, Yeah, oh then you Yeah.
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: Way to keep those legs closed, ladies, keep it up. See,
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: I got another one here for you, all right.
• 35:39
  Speaker 4: Sixty nine Yeah, yeah, it's hot, it's hot.
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah. A new survey pulled over one thousand people
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: and asked if they would think about quitting their job
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: if given orders to relocate, and what percentage of workers
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: said they would greg sixty nine.
• 35:53
  Speaker 4: I'm sixty nine percent is sixty nine.
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Broken down by age groups, seventy eight percent of
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: people in their twenties, seventy five percent of people in
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: their thirties, and sixty four percent of people forting up
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: say that they would really would relocate, would relocate? How
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: and there's you're sixty nine in the news.
• 36:10
  Speaker 7: It all comes together on sixty nine years.
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: Yes, they're always keeping you updated the latest and sixty
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: nine news. Never been forced to relocate, I mean I
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: wouldn't say I was forced to relocate.
• 36:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I guess nobody can force.
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: It gave me a lot of options, a lot more
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: options than these people. Then I was up up against
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: where they're like, oh, well, I'm never leaving this town.
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: I can't be more than ten miles away from my parents.
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: I'm a growing acidult. I'm gonna give up this career
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: that I've already worked ten years because God forbid, it'd
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: be more than ten minutes away from my mom.
• 36:45
  Speaker 14: It's nice to be close to family.
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: It is nice to be close to family. I'm not
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: arguing that I'm jealous of people who are. I'm saying
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: these people that are just tethered, yeah, and they can't
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: for whatever even if it's a great opportunity, they just
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: can't bring themselves. Like, dude, eventually, I'm sorry to break it.
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: Your parents are gonna be dead. They're gonna be gone,
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: and it's gonna be you, and you have to look
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: out for your family and your life and your future
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: and your retirement.
• 37:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah before then you die. Your parents are worthless, Sam, Yeah,
• 37:12
  Speaker 4: just die something. Yeah. Just get about them now yeaeah.
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: So yeah, get the head, get the head, start, jump
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: on it, and just forget about them right now, right
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: They're just drains on you.
• 37:22
  Speaker 4: Really.
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 37:22
  Speaker 4: We were talking about high school reunions recently, and it
• 37:26
  Speaker 4: made me think that the last time I went to
• 37:27
  Speaker 4: a high school reunion, I would say ninety five percent
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: of the kids I graduated with still live in our
• 37:34
  Speaker 4: old hometown.
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: Oh really, almost all of them.
• 37:36
  Speaker 4: I didn't find the case with mine. Really, yeah, I
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: think like maybe two percent of them still live.
• 37:42
  Speaker 12: Wow.
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: If you can pull it off, great, I know, you know,
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: but if you especially depending on what you you have
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: for a career, yeah exactly. I mean I I've known
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: people that have given up what they went to school
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: for and you know, they end up having a job
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: that was relatively close to the hometown and then they
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: got out of it all together just because they couldn't
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: find another job doing that within a you know, thirty
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: mile radius of where they already are of the hometown.
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: It was because, well, I can't imagine not being able
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: to go to my cousin's birthday party.
• 38:11
  Speaker 4: It's like, oh, okay, well, I mean you can make it.
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm mocking it because that wouldn't be my decision
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: if that's your decision, and that's what's ultimately the most
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: important to you. And I do trust me. I love
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: my family.
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: I do.
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: I know it sounds like I don't, you know, No,
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: I can feel it.
• 38:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm very close to my family totally.
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: And you know, but.
• 38:35
  Speaker 4: There are airplanes, there are video calls.
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: Now, you can do all kinds of stuff to keep
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: in touch with people, but in your your everyday life
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: to set yourself up so that you can have a future,
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: and you're selling yourself short just because you can't go
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: to all your cousin's birthday parties.
• 38:52
  Speaker 4: To me seems a little silly. All you have to
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: do is do what I did. You move for a job,
• 38:56
  Speaker 4: and then you hound your family to move to that
• 38:58
  Speaker 4: same town. Can do that, it's not the other way around. Yeah,
• 39:01
  Speaker 4: you can do that, right, And then they say, no,
• 39:03
  Speaker 4: we're not going to do it right. I honess on them.
• 39:06
  Speaker 13: I know a lot of people who end up moving
• 39:08
  Speaker 13: back to their hometown once they're having kids because that's
• 39:11
  Speaker 13: where their parents are and they can get help with
• 39:13
  Speaker 13: the kids that way, and it is really nice because
• 39:15
  Speaker 13: childcare is expensive and if your parents are around and
• 39:18
  Speaker 13: you have kids and they can help help with that,
• 39:21
  Speaker 13: that's a big deal.
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: I guess I'm talking more about people who have like
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: a real career going and just because they can't get,
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: you know, a job in their own tak so they
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: give up on that, on something that they really liked.
• 39:34
  Speaker 4: They or they went to school with a career trajectory.
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know who you're talking about. There's a number
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: of people. Yeah, there's a number of people that I
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: I mean neither. I'm thinking about one one person in
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: particular in my life that I know completely gave up
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: on all that stuff and that has a job that
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: they hate making a fraction of the money they could
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: have made going forward, and will admit that they have
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: any regrets, but I know they do. I could see
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: it in their eyes, but they get to see mom
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: and dad. Yeah, yeah, eight.
• 40:04
  Speaker 4: Seven seven forty four what he had us? Some of
• 40:06
  Speaker 4: the text over to two to two nine eight seven
• 40:08
  Speaker 4: more Woody shows. Next, Hang up, are you all in.
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: Show?
• 40:18
  Speaker 11: Actually? I understand what you're saying.
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: You just don't know what the hell you're talking about.
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: It is?
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: Is the show? Well, here is what I'm determined to
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: be the dumbest story of the day. This guy says
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: that he was fired from the real life Conjuring House.
• 40:39
  Speaker 4: Fired from the house.
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like he worked at the house. I guess the
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: house has tours, Yeah, stuff like that. The house they
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: used for the movie The Conjuring got it. He was
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: fired because a ghost told the owner that he was stealing.
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: So the real life farmhouse from the movie. It is
• 40:57
  Speaker 3: in Burlville, Rhode Island, and it's open to visitors. This
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: guy he's been working there, and the owner claims the
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: spirit of John Arnold, who is the person who originally
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: owned the home back in the eighteen hundreds. Ah, so
• 41:11
  Speaker 3: the ghost of the original owner told this dude who
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: owns the house now that the employee had swiped three
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: thousand dollars from the cash box.
• 41:20
  Speaker 4: Okay, then I think the employee does have a case here.
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: The employee denies it and says he doesn't think that
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: John Arnold's ghost would rat him out like that quote.
• 41:30
  Speaker 4: For a spirit to go after a staff.
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: Member in that manner, I've never heard of such a
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: thing at any haunted venue, Little One, the Conjuring House,
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: And that, my friends, is the dumbest.
• 41:41
  Speaker 4: Story of the day.
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 41:45
  Speaker 14: Where the money?
• 41:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, where the money at? I'm not saying he didn't
• 41:48
  Speaker 4: steal it. Where money exactly?
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's more worried about the method in which the
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: person was told. Right, the ghost told you.
• 41:57
  Speaker 4: I don't think the spirit of John Arnold will do that.
• 42:00
  Speaker 7: Yeah, we're friends.
• 42:01
  Speaker 4: Hey, no rat Yeah, I know the money's gone, but
• 42:03
  Speaker 4: yeah it's not. That's not the reason why. Yeah, there's
• 42:06
  Speaker 4: so many people out there to be concerned with.
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm looking up the house right now. It's a
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: lot smaller than you would think. Always looks at content though,
• 42:16
  Speaker 3: must be it always looked bigger on camera. I'm right, guys,
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: I know ten Acres what a letdown. Yeah, I would
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: like to go there. I didn't know you could tour it.
• 42:26
  Speaker 4: Oh and then what then you're stuck in Rhode Island.
• 42:29
  Speaker 4: What else is there to do?
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: I don't I guess a bunch of roads to drive on.
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 42:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's an island of roads. Yeah, Rhode Island.
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: You drive out, it's tiny eight seven seven forty four
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: Woody hit up of the text over to two to
• 42:41
  Speaker 3: nine eighty seven.
• 42:44
  Speaker 4: Woody Show. He is a great h o abel.
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: Garbage Day, not garbage here, Pete.
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: Okay, don't forget.
• 42:58
  Speaker 16: We have trash Day.
• 42:59
  Speaker 3: Not trash.
• 43:00
  Speaker 4: It's got every once in a while that they leave
• 43:02
  Speaker 4: it out for an extra day.
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: It's the.
• 43:07
  Speaker 4: Woody Show.
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: Well, we've heard so much about Morgan's mom over the
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: years that Morgan has worked here on the show, and
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: she seems like a lot of fun. When we heard her,
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: she was out there doing morgasming Yeah with Uh with
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: the mom.
• 43:23
  Speaker 4: They went to the Halloween store to give me tips
• 43:26
  Speaker 4: on the moone mem.
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: Her mom.
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: Her mom came out UH to dog sit while Morgan
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: went on that vacation with Cabo. When they first met,
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: and she's like you would think like a mom would
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: be like, oh, you're not going out of the country
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: this person you just met.
• 43:45
  Speaker 4: No, it's like here go, I'll fly.
• 43:48
  Speaker 7: Out, take care of the home, let me.
• 43:50
  Speaker 4: Watch the dogs died on.
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: I know, and your mom seems super cool.
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: People wonder why I'm so weird and out there. It's
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: because I came out of her, you know, like we're
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: kind of one and the same.
• 44:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Now, how is your dad? Your dad a character?
• 44:03
  Speaker 7: Oh very much so.
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: Like I saw like a picture on I think his
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: Father's Day you posted something. He looks like a like
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: a Texas dude. Yeah, dude's dude, you.
• 44:12
  Speaker 7: Know, recycle car dude.
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: We went to BUCkies last time I was home, and
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: we saw like the actual Bucky walking around the store.
• 44:20
  Speaker 7: As apparently that's pretty rare.
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: The bucket.
• 44:23
  Speaker 7: He was running behind him, like trying to pull up
• 44:25
  Speaker 7: his tail and look at his butt.
• 44:28
  Speaker 4: But your dad's a he's a mechanic, right, he's a
• 44:30
  Speaker 4: man's man.
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, oh yeah, yeah, he's got permanent grease under
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: his nails. Yeah, that's stuff that the lava soup can't
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: even get out, you know. Yeah.
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, So storytime with Morgan's mom.
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: We were inspired because you know, Greg had a great
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: conversation with his dad that we played here on the
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: on the show where he was asking his dad about
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: all the time that he was disappointed. I'm like, so, Morgan, Man,
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: next time you see your mom, you got to talk
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: to your mom. I want to hear some of these stories.
• 44:56
  Speaker 18: Yeah.
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: So my mom.
• 44:57
  Speaker 7: I think she got a little nervous once I put
• 44:59
  Speaker 7: my you know, my in front of her.
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: Your dad the same way.
• 45:01
  Speaker 4: God, yes, before we even had the chat, we were
• 45:04
  Speaker 4: just rattling and rattling and then exactly hit recording and
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: I turned into an idiot.
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: Right, And I'm like trying to get some good stories
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: out of her. So she was a little shy here.
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: But first thing I had to ask her. You asked
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: your dad, how do I disappoint you? I got to
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: ask her, how do I embarrass you?
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 45:19
  Speaker 7: That's good mom.
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: A lot of listeners they always text in like, oh,
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: your parents must be so proud of you, you know, sarcastically.
• 45:27
  Speaker 7: Are you proud of me?
• 45:28
  Speaker 11: Oh?
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: My god, of course I'm proud of you. You're amazing.
• 45:31
  Speaker 4: I didn't say that.
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: When's the time that I embarrassed you the most? Would
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: you say the most?
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: The most?
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: You were young. I took you to work with me
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: and an environmental engineering office where I had some work
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: to do. And my boss was there in his office,
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: and you toddled your little butt in there and hit
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: under his desk and farted and farted and farted. You
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: never said a word, but I know he was choking.
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: Have you heard my appearances on Guess Whose Gus?
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: No?
• 46:04
  Speaker 4: But I know whose guess it is?
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: But do I embarrass you on like a day to
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: day basis in life?
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: Absolutely? Dinner last night, Yeah, you told the waiter that.
• 46:18
  Speaker 4: I was a chocolate whore. You Yeah, didn't you?
• 46:22
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: I did.
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: Okay, that was embarrassing. Absolutely, I'm sorry. I know I
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: know he was just sorry, But I am a chocolate.
• 46:29
  Speaker 4: Whre shocked by that that your mom would you know,
• 46:35
  Speaker 4: find that embarrassing?
• 46:37
  Speaker 7: I am, actually because that's I didn't remember I said that.
• 46:40
  Speaker 8: That's just me, you know, talking.
• 46:42
  Speaker 7: Talking ish, So yeah, it comes out all the time.
• 46:45
  Speaker 4: Uh So then you know, I speaking of Guess Who's Guess?
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: Here's a here's a couple of Morgan's uh submissions, the
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: ones we've already played. This is the Palti that was
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: stir fry, and then this is the kim chi cannon.
• 47:01
  Speaker 3: Remember the kim chi cannon. Yeah, this is from the
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: Korean barbecue.
• 47:05
  Speaker 8: And oh yeah, that's not going to say that's juicy.
• 47:15
  Speaker 4: That's a good one. Alright, story time with your mom.
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: I've been to so trying to get some funny stories
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: out of her, right, and she actually ended up working
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: at a radio station when she was younger back in Colorado,
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: So I tried to get some stories out of her
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: with that. So what would you say your favorite segment
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: is of mine? Is it Moorgasms? Is it Bush or Bear?
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: Is it my butt chugging adventures? What makes you the
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: most proud? Do you have a favorite segment or do
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: you dislike them all?
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: I don't dislike any of them. I do have more
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: favorites than others. I'm not too fond of watching you
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: butt chug when you know that's kind of interesting, But
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: I guess busher Bear is funny. So you used to
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: work in a radio station when you were younger. Did
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: anything crazy happen to you? Were you butt chugging in
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: the radio station? Oh goodness, no, So like the company
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: would hire you to voice commercials for them? Oh yes,
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: I can remember when Pj's pizza delicious steamy hot Pizza.
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: I can't remember the rest of it, but it was
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: a sexy It was a sexy had in my pjs.
• 48:26
  Speaker 3: Oh okay, you helped up at the radio stations.
• 48:31
  Speaker 8: Oh for sure, no disrespect to your mom. But she
• 48:35
  Speaker 8: in another life could be a phone sex operator.
• 48:37
  Speaker 3: Really.
• 48:38
  Speaker 7: Yeah, she has a good voice, she's got kind of well.
• 48:40
  Speaker 7: She smoked cigarettes for forever.
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 48:41
  Speaker 7: I think that helped about a year ago.
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: So she's got that raspy Yeah.
• 48:46
  Speaker 4: This is Morgan's mom, Morgan sitting here and have a
• 48:48
  Speaker 4: little conversation story time with her.
• 48:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: So again I couldn't really get some juicy stuff out
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: of her while I was recording, so I just decided
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: to ask her how she thought about you guys, so
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: she can get power ring.
• 49:00
  Speaker 7: So we haven't had one of these in a while.
• 49:02
  Speaker 4: They want to take a guess.
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: What is the favorite or will be the favorite?
• 49:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because you're you're tight with Menace and they do
• 49:10
  Speaker 4: the UFC stuff together.
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: That's true, it's gotta be okay, that makes sense, all right?
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: So we medic will be first, and then then who
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: will be next?
• 49:17
  Speaker 4: Greg?
• 49:18
  Speaker 11: Yeah?
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: Maybe Wood, probably Greg.
• 49:20
  Speaker 7: No, she hasn't met anyone but you.
• 49:24
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna say Menace, Greg, then me, and then probably
• 49:29
  Speaker 4: Gina because she's you know, what are you trying to say?
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: No?
• 49:34
  Speaker 4: I think because like she hears her the most, she
• 49:38
  Speaker 4: hears the most from you know, I mean she might
• 49:40
  Speaker 4: not remember the whole cast. That's what. Yeah, that's that's
• 49:44
  Speaker 4: a lot of people. Let's see how it turns out.
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: Give me your power ranking of the Woody Show. Oh
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: my goodness, I hate to do this. I'm gonna have
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: to say menas.
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: Buddies.
• 49:55
  Speaker 7: He loves Menace, all right, Menis is.
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: Your number one. I'm gonna have to say Menace. He's
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: just funny, so funny, and so easy going. Gosh, I
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: love wood Woody's awesome. Okay, what is your number two?
• 50:08
  Speaker 12: Yeah?
• 50:08
  Speaker 4: How about number three? Sammy?
• 50:11
  Speaker 7: Sammy's your three?
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think so.
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: Sammy's been around a while and I'm used to her.
• 50:16
  Speaker 4: I like her.
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: Greg. I love Greg. He's awesome, but I'm worried about him.
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: He was so skinny.
• 50:28
  Speaker 4: Your MoMA's bad eyesight.
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: Tell y'all, she has not heard a joke about that.
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: I didn't tell her to say that. Like, she's genuinely
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: worried about that.
• 50:38
  Speaker 4: That's so nice, But I'm worried about him. He is
• 50:40
  Speaker 4: so skinny.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: Oh, he would love to hear you say that, mom,
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: really does he looks like he doesn't look healthy. He
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: looks ill.
• 50:52
  Speaker 3: Dream Greg.
• 50:55
  Speaker 4: Dream not aware of that's Greg told no, that's so good.
• 51:02
  Speaker 7: That you're trying to look ill, dreams.
• 51:08
  Speaker 18: Greg.
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: He doesn't look healthy, he looks ill.
• 51:14
  Speaker 4: He's gonna love that compliment.
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: Okay, can you find out if he's okay?
• 51:18
  Speaker 10: Greg?
• 51:18
  Speaker 3: Gory?
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: Are you okay, Gina?
• 51:21
  Speaker 3: I'm adoring Gina. She's great.
• 51:23
  Speaker 4: Okay, So Gena's your five?
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: And then Sea Bass good, God, Sea best, Sea best,
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: Sea best.
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: What can I say about you?
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: Well, mom, be honest about how you truly feel about
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: Sea Bass.
• 51:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, nope, be honest.
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: But I didn't even lie either, So can we just
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: in't it at that?
• 51:45
  Speaker 4: That's about your mom? Kind of sounds like Jennifer.
• 51:48
  Speaker 3: Coolidge Stiffler's mom. Yeah, I hear that, hear that? Yeah, alright, Well,
• 51:54
  Speaker 3: we love your mom. Your mom seems really fun, fun,
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: very nice. Come hang out with us.
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: Sometimes I'm like, secretly record some story so we get.
• 52:02
  Speaker 4: Some more show coming up for your next thing. Show
• 52:07
  Speaker 4: me right back.
• 52:09
  Speaker 10: I don't know.
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: I had a screenshot of it in my head.
• 52:11
  Speaker 4: Otherwise as a memory graphic man just.
• 52:14
  Speaker 3: Before I add all these screenshots flashed before this is
• 52:17
  Speaker 3: the show. Get to the Redneck news here in a second.
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: Did I give you the birthday gift for your steps
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: Thank you so much? There. I had a little moment there.
• 52:27
  Speaker 3: I'm like, oh my god, did I bring that in?
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: Because my wife left it for me. She goes, Oh,
• 52:31
  Speaker 3: make sure you bring this in and give it the
• 52:32
  Speaker 3: Geena tomorrow. I got nice, all right, So what the
• 52:35
  Speaker 3: hell is it? Yeah, it's a birthday gift for her stepside.
• 52:39
  Speaker 3: Oh especially, that doesn't sound like a woody move to right, Yeah,
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: like his wait to know.
• 52:44
  Speaker 4: No, No, that was really nice, not at all. But
• 52:46
  Speaker 4: then I couldn't remember if I actually brought it in.
• 52:48
  Speaker 4: You something right by the door, and then you get
• 52:51
  Speaker 4: to work and you're like, yeah, how did I take
• 52:53
  Speaker 4: up my left I have to start putting on in
• 52:55
  Speaker 4: front of the door, so I'll trip on it if.
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: The door sometimes I'll I'll get here, leave in the
• 53:02
  Speaker 3: car something stupid like, Yeah, there was like a birthday
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: part of this weekend theme.
• 53:08
  Speaker 8: The theme was Gina files a police report at the
• 53:11
  Speaker 8: birthday party. What that was the theme? It ended up
• 53:14
  Speaker 8: being the theme.
• 53:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, oh wait, but so it wasn't that was your house.
• 53:18
  Speaker 8: No, it was like at a trampoline park.
• 53:20
  Speaker 4: Oh that's right, that's called the cops.
• 53:23
  Speaker 8: I had to file a police report. I wish the
• 53:26
  Speaker 8: cops came because the kids were messing around, having a
• 53:29
  Speaker 8: good time. And then my kid and his little friend
• 53:31
  Speaker 8: come like scraying out of the little like bouncy play
• 53:34
  Speaker 8: playground thing and they're like, leay Ley, because that's what
• 53:37
  Speaker 8: he calls me. Look what I found. And it was
• 53:39
  Speaker 8: an empty envelope with his name on it, with like
• 53:42
  Speaker 8: the card kind of ripped up from this from the
• 53:45
  Speaker 8: kid he was with, and no gift card to be found.
• 53:48
  Speaker 8: And so I'm like, how how did this happen? And
• 53:51
  Speaker 8: then I start gathering info, you know, I'm going to
• 53:53
  Speaker 8: full true crime mode. And then somebody, one of the
• 53:56
  Speaker 8: parents at the party says they saw a group of
• 53:57
  Speaker 8: like punk punk ass.
• 54:03
  Speaker 4: Teens.
• 54:04
  Speaker 8: Oh my god, these like little rascals milling around with you.
• 54:07
  Speaker 8: They're like stupid broccoli haircuts and like glasses. And then
• 54:12
  Speaker 8: they was there like a gift table. I guess, yes,
• 54:15
  Speaker 8: but we were told we were in a secured area.
• 54:18
  Speaker 8: Sus just put it on the table.
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: Well, this other teenager, yeah, the The teens aren't supposed
• 54:24
  Speaker 3: to be up inside job.
• 54:25
  Speaker 8: This is just for the kids. So I go to
• 54:27
  Speaker 8: our like helper and I go, this just happened, and
• 54:31
  Speaker 8: she's like legally fourteen. The girl that works there, like
• 54:35
  Speaker 8: she doesn't know what to do, and so I go, well,
• 54:37
  Speaker 8: there's a camera right here and a camera right here, like, kid.
• 54:39
  Speaker 3: Is there footage? Can I go watch it?
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: No?
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no no no no.
• 54:42
  Speaker 8: I mean I'll go see if the managers can watch it.
• 54:46
  Speaker 8: I'm like, okay, well, you know, hurry it up, because
• 54:48
  Speaker 8: the teens are here and they're taking over the whole place.
• 54:51
  Speaker 8: The teens are messing with everybody. So they come back
• 54:54
  Speaker 8: like forty five minutes later. I'm like, so what did
• 54:57
  Speaker 8: we find and she goes, well, I didn't get to
• 54:59
  Speaker 8: watch it, but my manager watched it, and she said,
• 55:02
  Speaker 8: if you'd like to fill out a police report, they'll
• 55:04
  Speaker 8: hand over the footage.
• 55:05
  Speaker 3: Are you gonna find these guys or you know, I
• 55:08
  Speaker 3: mean you got any promising uh leads.
• 55:12
  Speaker 16: Or yeah, yeah, sure, yeah, I'll just check with a
• 55:16
  Speaker 16: voice don at the crime lad.
• 55:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, got four more detectives working.
• 55:21
  Speaker 11: On the case.
• 55:22
  Speaker 5: The gun is working in ships.
• 55:26
  Speaker 4: Lead for your gift cards.
• 55:31
  Speaker 8: Really, I'm gonna fill out a police report when I
• 55:34
  Speaker 8: could just like shake down the punk here. Now they
• 55:36
  Speaker 8: were so afraid I was going to like start like
• 55:39
  Speaker 8: kicking teenage ass, but they wouldn't point him out.
• 55:42
  Speaker 3: I mean at that point, like why didn't bother with
• 55:45
  Speaker 3: the hassle of the police report over a gift card
• 55:47
  Speaker 3: from the kid's birthday party?
• 55:48
  Speaker 4: Didn't take the whole table full of sat.
• 55:53
  Speaker 8: Because I am down to ruin this kid's childhood, because
• 55:58
  Speaker 8: that's the thing. If it's me, ever, it's fine. If
• 56:01
  Speaker 8: it's my kid, I got all the time in the
• 56:04
  Speaker 8: world to launch and investigation.
• 56:06
  Speaker 4: And your kid, it's the person who got the gift card.
• 56:08
  Speaker 8: And that's okay. So the best part is the person
• 56:10
  Speaker 8: she was pissed too, the one who's who gave him
• 56:13
  Speaker 8: the gift card that's already been canceled, so they're not
• 56:16
  Speaker 8: going to be able to use it, which actually sucks.
• 56:18
  Speaker 8: You can do that apparently, Yeah, they called the store
• 56:21
  Speaker 8: if you have a gift re seat especially, but I'm
• 56:24
  Speaker 8: kind of mad about that because if they used it
• 56:26
  Speaker 8: then they'd be on for like fraud charge.
• 56:29
  Speaker 3: They're never going to You're speaking as if they're never
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: going to figure this person investigate that.
• 56:33
  Speaker 8: No, that is the problem. A police report for twenty
• 56:36
  Speaker 8: five dollars. You could have just pointed the kid out
• 56:38
  Speaker 8: so I would have taken care of it.
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: And that's my point is that you're not going to
• 56:44
  Speaker 3: know who it is, like if you know if I'm saying,
• 56:46
  Speaker 3: if you had figured out who took it and then
• 56:48
  Speaker 3: you decided to present charge, I'm fully in support of that.
• 56:53
  Speaker 3: I'm say I'm fully in support of that. The idea
• 56:55
  Speaker 3: that it's in the wind. You're never going to figure
• 56:57
  Speaker 3: it out. And now I got to go through the
• 56:59
  Speaker 3: hassle filling out a please report for something. What a
• 57:01
  Speaker 3: waste of time.
• 57:02
  Speaker 16: So see best, the only way to make them feel
• 57:04
  Speaker 16: the pain on this go to the news. Oh I'm
• 57:09
  Speaker 16: not kidding, little kid crap, protake your poor or something.
• 57:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, let them let them hand.
• 57:19
  Speaker 8: Because that's the thing, is that a policy like this
• 57:22
  Speaker 8: happened on your property five minutes ago, and we're just
• 57:26
  Speaker 8: gonna let this go.
• 57:27
  Speaker 4: Like that rage.
• 57:30
  Speaker 3: I guarantee one of the local stations will pick this
• 57:32
  Speaker 3: up all over.
• 57:33
  Speaker 8: Well I know what I'm doing this afternoon, well in
• 57:36
  Speaker 8: front of the business, will hate to they just allow
• 57:38
  Speaker 8: that right here, because that's the thing. It's not about
• 57:41
  Speaker 8: the money, it's that we were you're gonna steal from
• 57:45
  Speaker 8: my kid. Oh now I'm taking my earrings off, like
• 57:47
  Speaker 8: I'm taking.
• 57:48
  Speaker 4: My shoes out.
• 57:51
  Speaker 3: This is ethical.
• 57:52
  Speaker 16: But maybe if you have a like, if you know
• 57:53
  Speaker 16: somebody as a kid who's got like some an issue
• 57:55
  Speaker 16: or something, have them as a kid.
• 57:58
  Speaker 3: The mountain wheelchairs, you should have like these young pu
• 58:03
  Speaker 3: the brother from something about Mary. Yeah, perfect, but you
• 58:06
  Speaker 3: should have handled this like we handled it.
• 58:08
  Speaker 4: When I worked at the cell phone store, this teenager
• 58:12
  Speaker 4: grabbed one of the employee's cell phones and put it
• 58:14
  Speaker 4: in his pocket and we started We noticed it was missing,
• 58:17
  Speaker 4: so we started calling it and it was ringing, and
• 58:19
  Speaker 4: the guys, I don't know what it is.
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: I don't know what it is.
• 58:22
  Speaker 4: So we said, basically, dude, just hand it over the
• 58:24
  Speaker 4: phone or you're gonna walk outside and we're gonna beat
• 58:26
  Speaker 4: your ass.
• 58:27
  Speaker 9: Right, and the kid you have, yeah, choices, And then
• 58:31
  Speaker 9: the kid that he got scared and handed.
• 58:33
  Speaker 8: The phone over that it would have been great, but
• 58:34
  Speaker 8: there were so many young punk teens there with broccoli cuts.
• 58:38
  Speaker 8: They are the same because they only took over like
• 58:41
  Speaker 8: the basketball are special to the kids out because.
• 58:45
  Speaker 3: There's like can be if like you're all hanging out
• 58:47
  Speaker 3: at the trampoline, that's a great question.
• 58:49
  Speaker 8: But they're all like fifteen to seventeen years old. There's
• 58:51
  Speaker 8: you know, there's different sections. There's like the bouncy house,
• 58:54
  Speaker 8: you know, the ballpit whatever, and they all took over
• 58:57
  Speaker 8: the kub upstairs.
• 58:58
  Speaker 4: What was the gift card?
• 59:00
  Speaker 8: It was Target, Target high ticket. Yeah, to a ten
• 59:05
  Speaker 8: year old is a big deal. So I will keep
• 59:08
  Speaker 8: you posted because you know I love some true crime.
• 59:11
  Speaker 4: What a stupid policy. I can't show you the video.
• 59:16
  Speaker 8: I'm here now, I can take care of this.
• 59:18
  Speaker 3: Now, that's not that's not a policy. That's say I
• 59:20
  Speaker 3: don't want things escalate.
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 59:22
  Speaker 8: Yeah, everyone that worked there was like sixteen.
• 59:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you'll see who it is and then you'll confront that.
• 59:27
  Speaker 8: And there must be some great and powerful as in
• 59:29
  Speaker 8: the back, because every person that came up to me
• 59:31
  Speaker 8: was like, well I didn't see it, but I was
• 59:33
  Speaker 8: told by my manager.
• 59:35
  Speaker 3: I'm like, well bring out this MESSI.
• 59:36
  Speaker 4: We can't security team monitoring all the cameras in the back.
• 59:39
  Speaker 4: Nobody talks to the manager.
• 59:41
  Speaker 3: You have to have to bob in exactly yeah, only
• 59:44
  Speaker 3: after passing a background check.
• 59:46
  Speaker 4: Though, can you go into the security room at the
• 59:48
  Speaker 4: trampoline party?
• 59:49
  Speaker 8: And by the way, this party wasn't free. These are
• 59:53
  Speaker 8: price horse gathering any of you.
• 59:55
  Speaker 4: Kind of kid party places are a ripoff.
• 59:57
  Speaker 8: So at the very least, maybe give me twenty five bucks.
• 59:59
  Speaker 4: All right, time for a brand new redneck news.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 3: So wood you show if you paid for your honeymoon
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 3: with marble Mouth. That's ritt Nick News and today's redneck news.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 3: It's from Memphis, Tennessee. Where he got this fifty one
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 3: year old fellow who got into a verbal dispute with
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 3: his old lady. According to the report, she told him
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 3: that she was fixing to leave him. Wow, he didn't
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 3: like that. So they're arguing like happy couples do. Things escalated,
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 3: at which point the soon to be ex wife decided
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 3: that she had had enough, but that she tried to
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 3: walk out. He stopped her. He blocked the door. They
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 3: argued even more, and at some point he shot her
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 3: in the belly and he told her, I told you
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 3: stopped playing with me. But now he knew. He was like,
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 3: now I gotta get you some help on of you know,
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 3: shooting her yeah. So he got her into the car,
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 3: and like the gentleman he is, he drove her to
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 3: the hospital himself.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 8: Oh what a nice guy.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 3: However, he decided to make one quick little stop on
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 3: the way to get some beer. No, yea, he knows
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 3: he might be outside the lawn also like uh, emergency rooms,
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 3: never quick, you know, you might go out and have
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 3: a couple of car bears. His old lady eventually made
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 3: it to the hospital, told them all about how she
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 3: ended up with a new hole in her body. The cops,
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 3: they were called their rest of the husband. He tried
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 3: to tell him that he didn't mean to shoot her,
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 3: that the gun quote just kind of went on. That's
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 3: the thing too. So he's been charged with domestic assault,
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 3: second degree attempted murder, and because he already had a record,
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 3: he was also charged as a felon in possession of
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 3: a firearms. It was good times. They're in Memphis, Tennessee,
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 3: where a fella shot his wife and then stopped for
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 3: beer on the way to the hospital.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 4: And that is today he's raid Nick one quick erring.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, hey man, we're gonna stop off here quick, Yeah,
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 3: right quick. We got more woody show next hang Ony Show.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 4: My complexion is that of a urinal urinal.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 8: Everyone in this room means vitamin deep, A little lower,
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 8: a little slower.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 3: You have oils down, sunning their buttholes.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 8: Wow, but chucking the sun not pretty much?
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 3: All deficient. Indeed, sorry, I'm little cel.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 10: Are you down the d or not give it to me?
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 11: All day long?
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 4: The Woody Show.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 3: So, Gina was telling the story about how for her
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 3: step son's birthday party, they had a trampoline place and
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 3: at some point some no good team stole one of
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 3: the birthday cards with a gift card to target inside
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 3: of it, and it was now missing.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 4: The torn, empty envelope was found, so evidence, you gotta
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 4: get this disposed.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and Gina filody police report because the trampoline place
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 3: would not give her any information about what was seen
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 3: on video, because there are video cameras all over those
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 3: places everywhere. Yeah, now you would be interested. I'm sure
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 3: to hear that. Over in New Jersey there's one local
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 3: town who are taking their problem with bad kids to
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 3: a new level because they have passed a law that
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 3: holds parents legally responsible if their kid under eighteen breaks
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 3: the law.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 4: Love it sweet.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 3: Now, as a parent, I hate it because you know,
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 3: here's the thing they have. People always like to say, well,
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 3: you got to you got to blame the parents. Well, no,
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 3: there are plenty of people who are really good parents,
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 3: and you teach your kids right and wrong, and they
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 3: still make dumb decisions because their brain is half baked, true,
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  Speaker 3: and they want to be like their friends, they make
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  Speaker 3: they make dumb decisions, peer pressure things like that. That's
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  Speaker 3: the whole point of you know, when you're a kid,
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  Speaker 3: you make poor decisions and you learn from your hopefully
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  Speaker 3: learn from your mistakes. But uh, I mean they've done
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  Speaker 3: this in some extreme cases where shooting someone's like a
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  Speaker 3: shooter and they got the you know, it was a
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 3: gift from their this gun was a gift from their dad,
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 3: or you know, the parents didn't keep the guns locked
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  Speaker 3: up in the house. And think that I understand, right,
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  Speaker 3: But on some of these other things, it's like if
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  Speaker 3: the parents got picked up because their kids stole Gena's
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  Speaker 3: gift card. Hang them high. Yeah, anyway, Parents who fail
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  Speaker 3: to stop their kids from committing a crime could face
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  Speaker 3: up to ninety days in jail in the two thousand
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  Speaker 3: dollars fine. And this law is after a brawl broke
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  Speaker 3: out between some no good teens and some young adults
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  Speaker 3: last year. They left three cops with minor injuries, and
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  Speaker 3: the local politicians and stuff say that the goal of
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 3: the law is simple to keep kids accountable and make
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  Speaker 3: sure their parents step up.
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  Speaker 8: But how can you prove that the parents knew about it?
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  Speaker 4: It's a great question.
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  Speaker 16: Something tells me this they only this is only to
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  Speaker 16: get whipped out when it's a habitual offender. When you're like,
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  Speaker 16: this is the fifth time we brought this kid in.
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  Speaker 3: You the kids always in the streets at eleven o'clock
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  Speaker 3: at night, it's ten o'clock.
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  Speaker 4: Do you know where your children are?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 4: No, No, I mean one time.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, the kid's being an idiot five times no.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And if you're in a brawl, you know that's a
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  Speaker 4: certain type of kid.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: They just don't find the one thing that the kid
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 9: actually cares about and loves and then just starting to
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 9: take it away. What if it's brawling, Yeah yeah, what
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  Speaker 9: if they really love to fight?
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  Speaker 15: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Actingly, my good.
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  Speaker 3: Teens, what they love is being no good teens. That's
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  Speaker 3: what they love. They love, they love, they love if
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  Speaker 3: they live side the street car side show beating up.
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  Speaker 3: They've beaten up people if they're bigger kids. Vandalism, drinking forties,
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 3: that's what they love.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, no, good teens, that's right.
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  Speaker 3: Right back. This is the Woody Show. Boom into another
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  Speaker 3: this morning. I'm Woodie. That's Greg Gory. It's like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: that we can do like a last man standing. This
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  Speaker 3: is one of those where we open up the phones
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  Speaker 3: and we take your calls, and then we hear your story,
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  Speaker 3: and then we take another call. We hear that story,
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  Speaker 3: we decide which is the better one that one moves
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  Speaker 3: on at the end of the segment. Whichever story is
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  Speaker 3: left is the one that ends up winning a prize.
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  Speaker 3: And the topic I'll tell you why here in a second.
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  Speaker 3: The dumbest thing you've ever done on a dare good one.
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  Speaker 3: What's the dumbest thing you've ever done on a dare?
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  Speaker 3: Some people have done something dumbest thing you've done on
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  Speaker 3: a dare?
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  Speaker 4: Think about it.
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  Speaker 3: Last Man Standing. Here's the way it works. We've got
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  Speaker 3: the phones open right now at eight seven seven forty
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  Speaker 3: four Woody. If you get a busy signal, give it
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  Speaker 3: a second try back, because we're going through the phones
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  Speaker 3: as quickly as account trying to get to as many
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  Speaker 3: stories as we can. We're gonna hear out one person story,
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  Speaker 3: then the second person story. Between those two one we'll
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  Speaker 3: move on and at the end of the segment, whichever
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  Speaker 3: wants to get king of the Hill thing, whicheveryone's left
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  Speaker 3: at the end will be a winner and we'll win
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  Speaker 3: a prize. The topic for this round of last man
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  Speaker 3: standing and we're thinking about this after you know, Morgan
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  Speaker 3: agree to get this tattoo in our pubis so regredible.
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  Speaker 3: What's the dumbest thing you've done on a dare? What's
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  Speaker 3: the dumbest thing you've done on a dare? Eight seven
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  Speaker 3: seven forty four Woody is the number will go right
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  Speaker 3: to the phones. So let's say hello to uh Doug deerg.
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  Speaker 18: Dodd.
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  Speaker 4: What's up, Doug?
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  Speaker 12: How are you?
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  Speaker 3: What's up? All right? So you you're the first caller?
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  Speaker 3: Topic again. What's the dumbest thing you've done on a dare?
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  Speaker 1: Was?
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  Speaker 10: I was going to school down in San Diego. A
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  Speaker 10: bunch of friends of ours went down to San Felipa
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  Speaker 10: and Mexico to have a party for the weekend. At
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 10: the end of the party, there was a scare to
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  Speaker 10: get up on the motor home before we went home
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  Speaker 10: and have some tequila shots. Well, it moved on from
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  Speaker 10: there and the driver wanted to get going, and we
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  Speaker 10: decided not to get down and stayed on top of
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  Speaker 10: the motor home in at beach chair for two hours
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  Speaker 10: while driving back to San Diego the border, passing tequila
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  Speaker 10: shots back and forth with a few buddies on top,
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  Speaker 10: stood up to pass my bottle of tequila to my friend.
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  Speaker 10: My beach chair flew away. My buddy in the back
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  Speaker 10: caught it in midair and handed it back to me,
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  Speaker 10: and we sat down and kept going, huh, dumbest thing.
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  Speaker 4: And nobody got hurt. Next war, pulled over or nothing?
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  Speaker 10: Team will, no casualties, no pullovers. There for two hours,
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  Speaker 10: got a cam pass and fifty five miles an hour.
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  Speaker 3: All right, well, there's there's dirt story. All right.
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  Speaker 4: Hold on one second, man, We'll move on to the
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  Speaker 4: second call here.
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  Speaker 3: Let's go to John. Good morning, John, Hey John, John, John,
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  Speaker 3: Hi John. All right, so last man standing, what's the
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  Speaker 3: dumbest thing you've done on a dare?
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  Speaker 11: The dumbest thing I did down the dare is back
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  Speaker 11: in the high So I have a bunch of buddies.
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  Speaker 11: That's some video cameras. They dared me to run through
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  Speaker 11: our local shopping mall completely butt naked, nothing but a
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  Speaker 11: Paris box on paras and a latex Jean Simmons mats.
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  Speaker 11: Stopped in the set part, did a little did a
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  Speaker 11: little jig, and took off, running right out in the
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  Speaker 11: backyard to hop in a car.
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  Speaker 3: And oh, never got caught. No, never, that's a lot
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  Speaker 3: of penis confidence. I know, I admire that. Greg and
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 3: I are both of like, wow, this guy that's so cool.
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  Speaker 3: Streaking used to be just fun, I know.
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  Speaker 4: I all right, And when you throw in socks in
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  Speaker 4: a Jean Simmons mask, it's hilarious.
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  Speaker 11: John.
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  Speaker 4: I know we're all wondering, are you well, hung man,
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  Speaker 4: we're all wondering.
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  Speaker 11: I'm definitely a grower, not a.
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  Speaker 3: Showy grower, not a show That's why he wore the
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  Speaker 3: mask kidding.
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  Speaker 11: Them.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, John, hang on one second, whose story
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  Speaker 4: do we like? I'm gonna vote for John? Yeah, John,
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  Speaker 4: I appreciate the prank nature of it. Yeah, fine, Okay,
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  Speaker 4: the first one is just cool.
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  Speaker 3: Number one is not really a dare. Yeah, I mean
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  Speaker 3: I would do that one. I wouldn't do the streaking one. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: So we're all in agreement, John, John, all right, Thanks, Doug,
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  Speaker 3: appreciate you man, Thanks for listening the Wood Show.
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  Speaker 4: All right, John, hang on, you're still in it. Let's
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  Speaker 4: go to Kelly.
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  Speaker 3: Good morning, Kelly morning. All right, last man standing, what's
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  Speaker 3: the dumbest thing you've done on a dare?
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  Speaker 5: Oh my god, me and my brother were little, and
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  Speaker 5: he dared me to drink soda that was an refrigerator,
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  Speaker 5: knowing that I don't like soda. But he dared me,
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  Speaker 5: and I did it, and it turned out to be
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 5: his pee and it all out.
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  Speaker 4: Now that's some sibling stuff right there.
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  Speaker 18: That's more we have sibling wars.
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  Speaker 3: But he told her it was an old soda, which
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  Speaker 3: is I guess how he got around it being open.
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  Speaker 3: Uh huh, Yeah, dare darey drink this old soda turned
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 3: out to be his peace. So it's a dare and
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 3: a prank at the same time, dude. At the same
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  Speaker 3: time that happened.
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  Speaker 9: In high school with a group of friends of mine,
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  Speaker 9: we had a guy named his nickname is man Dick
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  Speaker 9: and dude he did the same thing.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, because they thought it was mountain dude.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, same here, man. What in school told
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  Speaker 4: the kid this local bully said, hey, Jimmy, drink this
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  Speaker 4: mountain dew and it was pete.
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  Speaker 3: Really apparently this is a comedy.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I took a sip out of a dip cup once.
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  Speaker 3: That was a while on purpose was because I was
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 3: sitting there, and yeah, I grabbed the wrong thing.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, God, Yeah, that was foul. So what would you
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 4: rather drink?
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  Speaker 11: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: In a way, I'd almost rather pee. It's gonna be.
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  Speaker 4: Cleaner, right, interesting?
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  Speaker 10: All right?
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  Speaker 4: So whose story?
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  Speaker 3: John running through the mall butt naked or Kelly who
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 3: drank her brothers quote old soda.
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  Speaker 4: I'm totally over analyzing this, but I'm still sticking with
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  Speaker 4: John because Kelly's was a dare to do something that
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  Speaker 4: if it was a soda, not a big deal. There.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's not a dare. It was a prank exactly.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, Well I was gonna vote for Kelly's. Everybody on John.
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  Speaker 4: All right, Kelly, thank you for calling Kelly. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: you set your mouth on fire.
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  Speaker 3: I'm assuming.
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  Speaker 4: Let's see.
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  Speaker 3: Let's go to uh Ben, Hey, good morning, Ben, Ben,
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  Speaker 3: good morning?
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  Speaker 4: All right? So, last man standing, what's the dumbest thing
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  Speaker 4: you've done on a dare?
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  Speaker 15: Everything starts when you're drunk, now, No, absolutely, not on
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 15: at work?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, that means.
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  Speaker 15: Everything bad, I guess in my life. Long story short,
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  Speaker 15: in high school at a party, big party, lots of
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  Speaker 15: cars in the parking lot, guy ends up eating a
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 15: tequila worm.
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  Speaker 11: That guy was so passed out.
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  Speaker 15: Somebody dares me to jump up on his car, do
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  Speaker 15: a dance, put some dance in the hood, which I
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 15: gladly did. Like, oh you dare me to do this,
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  Speaker 15: I will show you how drunk and stupid I can be.
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  Speaker 11: Car.
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  Speaker 15: Oh yeah, he didn't deserve it at all either.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 3: Like, is that why you became an alcoholic?
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  Speaker 4: Because is that why you're drunk right now?
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  Speaker 3: Work every second?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 15: Can I tell you that I actually was an alcoholic
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 15: but being recovered for ten years?
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  Speaker 11: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Look, we have no side effects.
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  Speaker 10: I'm not don't know, we weren't.
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  Speaker 4: All right, let's see Ben's story or John story.
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  Speaker 15: That's just kind of stupid. Like I said, I'm sorry, I.
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  Speaker 3: Can hear, yeah, it's feel bad about it.
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  Speaker 4: I get it. I can hear the regret and the
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 4: alcohol in your broath.
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  Speaker 11: Just let it go.
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  Speaker 3: I'm kidding. I'm kidding him. It's jokes man, jokes. It's
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 3: just all right. So, uh, what do you think Greg?
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 3: Whose story? I'm still sticking with John streaking on the
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 3: story minute?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, through the mall because Ben was just being as
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 4: much of a there' hey go go don't.
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  Speaker 3: It wasn't dangerous to him. That just may be a dick, Okay,
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  Speaker 3: all right, Ben, thank you for the call, appreciated, Thanks
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 3: for being a good sport. Let it go, Ben, he resolve.
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  Speaker 3: All right, thanks man.
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  Speaker 4: Let's go to uh Travis say good morning, Travis, good morning,
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 4: good morning, good morning. All right, So what's the what's
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 4: the dumbest thing you've done on a dare?
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  Speaker 18: I've done quite a few. Had time to think about
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 18: it listening to the others. So one of the ones
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  Speaker 18: I could think of the dumbest there I did. I
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  Speaker 18: believe I was in the fifth grade. I was known
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 18: as probably one of the class clowns. So it was
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 18: after lunch. I was after lunch and a couple of
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  Speaker 18: friends are like, I dare you to make a scene
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  Speaker 18: in the class after lunch. I'm like, okay, so thinking
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  Speaker 18: about it, thinking about it, we go to class. We
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  Speaker 18: sit down about five minutes in and the teachers like,
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 18: this is a time when it woulden desk.
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  Speaker 10: You know, you could open it.
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  Speaker 18: And close it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 18: So the teacher was like, what's that smell? Why does
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 18: the smell like smoke? And everybody's quiet. I'm sitting quiet,
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  Speaker 18: and you know a couple of seconds passed by, you
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  Speaker 18: see smoke coming out of my desk.
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  Speaker 10: So he obviously sees it.
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  Speaker 18: He comes opens up my desk, flame just comes bursting
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  Speaker 18: out of the desk, Sprinklings go off everywhere everybody the classroom, and.
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  Speaker 3: How much trouble you get?
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 18: I got suspend it for a couple of days.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sure you did.
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  Speaker 4: What did you do to create this?
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  Speaker 18: I set my homework on fire?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, there we go. All right, Okay, so somebody dared
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  Speaker 3: you too, and you went straight to fire. That's beyond yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: all right, really taking the there serious sea best will
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  Speaker 3: start with you. This is this is actually tough because
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  Speaker 3: that's good.
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  Speaker 16: That's good, and it's very it's not smart, but it's
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 16: very risk and it's very impressive.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 3: Yes, I'm still going with the streaking because it's just
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 3: such a classic look. Okay, and penises and penises and
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 3: hilarious Sammy.
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  Speaker 14: I'm going with Travis the fire starter.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, menace.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean the fire starting is pretty extreme, but
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 9: I'm going with the hilarity of the wiener and the
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 9: kiss mask.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Greg Gory, Yeah, this is tough because this is
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 3: quite a scene. I think the scarier, riskier one is fire.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 3: So we have a tie would and.
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  Speaker 4: There's there's no way you're getting away with that either. Yeah,
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 4: because it's your desk. Yeah, it's such a risk. Yeah,
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 4: I'm going fire.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 3: Should ask did you have a lighter with? Like, how
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 3: did you how did you set the homework on fire?
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 11: Yes?
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 18: I did have a lighter.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 3: I was supposed to hit the.
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  Speaker 16: Light.
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  Speaker 4: I thought it was a big deal. Just get your
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 4: hands on matches at.
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  Speaker 3: That age, like there was a danger, but not just
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 3: danger for it was just danger for himself that'd be
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 3: one thing, but danger for the entire class, for the
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 3: building and everything like.
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  Speaker 4: So and potentially having to like redo the class.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna go with the ones a little bit more
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 3: silly and only really you know, something that would be
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 3: a consequence to that person.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 4: So I think I'm gonna go with John on that.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 4: It's tough. Yeah, that's a tough Travis.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you for the call.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 4: Thanks, I appreciate the call. Story.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 3: Let's go to Sammy. Good morning, Sammy, Sammy, good morning,
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 3: good morning. All right, So what's the dumbest thing he's
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 3: done on a dare?
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  Speaker 6: Let me start off by saying, my sister is meaner
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  Speaker 6: than all four of my brothers put together. So eight
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  Speaker 6: years old and playing truth or dare with her, and
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  Speaker 6: my dumb ass says, dare. So she makes me lick
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  Speaker 6: the bottom of my shoes from beginning. Oh who knows
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  Speaker 6: where those shoes been?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that reminds me. One time we were doing like
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  Speaker 3: this event at a dive bar and Menace licked a
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  Speaker 3: stripper pole from the very bottom of it to his
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  Speaker 3: high up on that stripper pole as his tongue could
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  Speaker 3: reach while standing. I like to entertain listeners my back
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  Speaker 3: and he was saying like, because he was like.
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  Speaker 4: I don't get sick ever, Yeah, that's why I here
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  Speaker 4: licked this dirty strip he did. Yeah, I love doing it.
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  Speaker 3: And then guess what happened. I was after eating the tissues,
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  Speaker 3: he got sick. Yeah, yeah, the pole is fine. Okay, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: there were some snotty tissues from another coworker and he
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  Speaker 3: ate those and then he got sick and he enjoyed
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  Speaker 3: that too. All right, So Sammy or John, what do
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  Speaker 3: we think for entertainment purposes? It's a good dare.
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  Speaker 4: I like that one. Look at the bottom of your shoes.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah she didn't top the bottom. I'm gonna stick with streaker, streaker.
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  Speaker 15: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, licking of the shoes is not even shocking anymore
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  Speaker 4: of these days.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, he's a speakers, more people are involved, bigger.
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  Speaker 4: Audience, yes, yeah, yes, okay, all right, well Sammy, thank
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  Speaker 4: you very much there for the call.
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  Speaker 3: Appreciate you listening. Well, ladies and gentlemen. That is all
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  Speaker 3: the time we have. So I do believe we have
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  Speaker 3: a winner, and that would be John. John.
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  Speaker 4: Congratulations.
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  Speaker 11: Oh yeah, you are the.
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  Speaker 4: Winner of this round of Last man Standing.
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  Speaker 10: Awesome.
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  Speaker 3: Congratulations and as part of your reward, Greg's going to
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  Speaker 3: recreate your prank. Yeah, right now, right now. Yeah, he's
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  Speaker 3: on the hall of work. He's a grower, not a shower,
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  Speaker 3: right Greg, Guys, that is correct. Yeah, all right, well John,
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  Speaker 3: hang on second, we'll get all your information. Thank you
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  Speaker 3: was who was on hold already. I'm sorry, we just
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  Speaker 18: All right.
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  Speaker 3: Some uh other people that were texting over couldn't call
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  Speaker 3: in for our last man standing. Dumbest thing you did
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  Speaker 3: on a dare? This one says I was trying to
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  Speaker 3: impress these two girls in a pool, and I dared them.
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  Speaker 4: To kiss each other, which they did.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, yeah, But then they dared me to
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  Speaker 3: streak around the apartment complex that we were, where the
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  Speaker 3: pool was, where we were swimming.
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  Speaker 4: I did it. When I came back, they were gone
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  Speaker 4: and so were my clothes. Oh no.
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  Speaker 3: Mistake, nightmare can't call. But I was there when I
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  Speaker 3: was a kid to get someone to eat animal poop.
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  Speaker 3: So I took a Tutsi roll, ate the actual Tutsi roll,
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  Speaker 3: and then replace the tutsie roll with the poop.
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  Speaker 4: And gave it to another kid.
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  Speaker 3: As a kid, I was there to lick the floor
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  Speaker 3: of the boy's bathroom and I actually did it. Let's see,
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  Speaker 3: Dumbest dare involves a lighter and a game of Chicken.
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  Speaker 3: Ended up with a burn scar on my palm, a
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  Speaker 3: melted pen scar on one wrist, and a cigarette burn
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  Speaker 3: scar on the other.
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  Speaker 4: Just a fun story.
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  Speaker 3: How my brother dared me to jump out of our
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  Speaker 3: second floor window so he would rent me a WWE
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  Speaker 3: video game. I landed in a hole, snapped my ankle
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  Speaker 3: basically in half. I had to crawl around the house
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  Speaker 3: crying for my family to find me. I did get
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  Speaker 3: the game, though I'm not going to call on this one.
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  Speaker 3: But my dumbest are was I put a fart bomb
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  Speaker 3: in a church seat during service.
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  Speaker 4: Yea at bomb, that's a place stink bomb. Yeah, you
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  Speaker 4: gotta really love Jesus to hang in there. Yeah you
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  Speaker 4: can find those anyway.
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  Speaker 3: podcast dumbest dares around the room? Can anybody remember one?
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  Speaker 9: I mean for work I did. I snorted hot sauce,
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  Speaker 9: like the hottest hot sauce, I know, star bleeding. I
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  Speaker 9: think I did do a streak from like a.
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  Speaker 3: Ballparking back, like, oh wait, what is okay? The one
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  Speaker 3: day pre being extremely fat and pre this show. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: working on this show. He was working on a different
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  Speaker 3: morning show years and years ago. Didn't somebody dare you
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  Speaker 3: to fish a turd out of the toilet with your
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  Speaker 3: bare hands and bring it to the boss's office.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah I did that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's so much stuff that I did that I
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  Speaker 3: don't even remember. I didn't know you did it.
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  Speaker 4: He was a human toilet stink. I didn't know a streak.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah I did that.
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  Speaker 4: That sounds mortifying for you. I know, flying boxing and
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  Speaker 4: fought two other guys. That was cool. Anything you've done
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  Speaker 4: in a dare sea bass, Yeah.
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  Speaker 16: A lot of stuff I think I may have told
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  Speaker 16: you about. I was at a Steve O live show.
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  Speaker 16: This is back when he was still doing drugs, and
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 16: he dared every good old days did exactly. He dared
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  Speaker 16: someone of the audience to punch himself in the face.
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  Speaker 16: So they bled and I did that, no problem, and
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  Speaker 16: then we did something. A lot of other stuff was
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  Speaker 16: more just like being stupid. Yeah, like fire, like Roman
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  Speaker 16: candle wars, like shirtless. Yeah, it's not really a dare,
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  Speaker 16: just like let's do this. Yeah I did that. I
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  Speaker 16: I had scars on my chest all summer because it
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  Speaker 16: was you take a dozen Roman candle shots to your chest,
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  Speaker 16: that will happen.
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  Speaker 4: Sure, Hell yeah dog.
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  Speaker 3: I mean my dare was the working at the fast
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  Speaker 3: food establishment and I had to swear to customer because
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  Speaker 3: I was working the drive through. I've told that story before.
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  Speaker 4: That was my well.
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  Speaker 3: He ended up being a car full of a woman
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  Speaker 3: in a car full of kids and he couldn't apologize.
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  Speaker 3: There was some money on the line. Well, dared to
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  Speaker 3: do if you do it? Well, you know everybody was
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  Speaker 3: chipping in, all the guys of the grower chipping in.
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  Speaker 3: So that's more than I made on any other day,
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  Speaker 3: a single day or work. It's like Greg said, when well,
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  Speaker 3: you were dared to drink cigarette but water. Yeah, so
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  Speaker 3: there was a bottle of water that there were some
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 3: cigarettes put out in. You know people will do that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: and we dared Greg to drink it and he did
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  Speaker 3: sixty bucks. Yeah he did for money, but it's still yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I did it from Yeah, for money. I love menaces
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  Speaker 3: foot in my mouth. Yeah, we had, we had. The
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  Speaker 3: guy was just doing it for a video game rental.
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  Speaker 3: A right, if you're doing it for money, it's even
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  Speaker 3: it's a reward, YEA. Something tells me that the Sammy
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  Speaker 3: has at least one story, or at the very least
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 3: she seems because you know that whole like, oh my god,
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  Speaker 3: we were cheerleaders.
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  Speaker 4: Like mean girl.
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  Speaker 3: She's the one that dared some sucker, some nerds, some losers,
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 3: some less popular, some less mean girl stuff.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, she went to some loser and tried to make
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  Speaker 4: her pop.
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  Speaker 3: She's smiling, so you know it's true.
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  Speaker 14: The thing is is that I'm sure I didn't. I
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  Speaker 14: just can't remember.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was like every day, did you ever do
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  Speaker 4: a dare?
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  Speaker 15: I did?
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  Speaker 13: They were doing the boys were doing like a fight
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 13: night when I was a freshman in high school and
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  Speaker 13: they were all boxing each other, and they dared me
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  Speaker 13: and one of my friends.
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  Speaker 14: To box each other, which we did, but.
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  Speaker 13: She was much taller than me and I never had
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  Speaker 13: a chance, Like it was really stupid for me to
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  Speaker 13: go like.
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  Speaker 14: Oh yeah, okay on a dare.
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  Speaker 13: And I had braces at the time, and she just
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  Speaker 13: towered over me and I every single round ended because
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 13: I blacked out and had to get so much and
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 13: tore up the whole inside of my mouth and I embraces.
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  Speaker 3: It was the freshman year boxing thing. Now here we
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 3: are explain some things, some brain damage. There a lot
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  Speaker 3: of times to thanks for all your stories, Thank you
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