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RHONJ Premiere: Teresa vs Jane Fuda · Reality with The King

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Speaker 1: Hey rain Drops. Yes. So, as you know, my podcast
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Speaker 1: Reality with the King is on tour and my next
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Speaker 1: stop is live in New York City with the one
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Speaker 1: the Only Queen of New Jersey, Teresa Judais. Yes, on Tuesday,
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Speaker 1: June eighteenth at the City Winery, Teresa Judais and I
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Speaker 1: will have a live conversation in front of a live audience.
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Speaker 1: wait to see you on Tuesday, June eighteenth in New
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Speaker 2: Welcome to Reality with the King.
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Speaker 1: It's me Carlos King, the King of Reality TV and
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Speaker 1: week on Reality with the King, we'll sit down with
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Speaker 1: my friends across the entertainment industry, recap our favorite reality
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Speaker 1: shows and revisit unforgettable moments that we are still talking
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Speaker 1: and tweeting.
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Speaker 2: About any rain drops.
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Speaker 1: Oh honey, I am in a good mood child, because
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Speaker 1: Jersey is back. Yes, the season premiere of Jersey was
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Speaker 1: actually good. I really enjoyed the sea in premiere of
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Speaker 1: the Real Housewives of New Jersey. I mean I came
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Speaker 1: in with very low expectations because I told you, guys,
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Speaker 1: last season, I wasn't checking for it because I was
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Speaker 1: over the Melissa versus Teresa madness, over it, over and
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Speaker 1: over it. But this season, I said, you know what,
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Speaker 1: I want to watch it, and I'm glad I did.
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Speaker 1: But before we get to that, I want to talk
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Speaker 1: about my Thirsty Thursday episode that aired a few days ago,
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Speaker 1: where I talked about the alleged Okay accusations from this
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Speaker 1: Twitter account called Melissa's Old Nos and these accusations against
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Speaker 1: Jennifer Aiden. I had no idea that me talking about
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Speaker 1: anything in the realities that guys would call such a firestorm. Guys,
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Speaker 1: this is a podcast. I am a journalist. Look as
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Speaker 1: a journalist, it is my job to just report the
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Speaker 1: story and then editorialize it by just giving my fun,
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Speaker 1: shady opinion on it. Do I think Teresa Judais would
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Speaker 1: do anything to make people that are fans of hers
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Speaker 1: go against another cast member. No, I don't think that
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Speaker 1: at all. I was having fun reporting the story because
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Speaker 1: it was so funny to me and ridiculous. But a
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Speaker 1: lot of people thought I was like, really serious about
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Speaker 1: the topic. People thought that Melissa's Old Nose Honey contacted me. Guys,
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Speaker 1: So the account that is called Melissa's Old nos did
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Speaker 1: not contact me. I am not John Fuda. That's fun shade, okay,
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Speaker 1: once again, I'm here to have fun. We'll get to
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Speaker 1: John Feude later a child, But no, no one contacted me,
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Speaker 1: okay to talk about this story. I was told this
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Speaker 1: story from a producer, and I thought it was so
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Speaker 1: funny and ridiculous that I wanted to talk about it
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Speaker 1: on my podcast and share it with the rain Drops.
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Speaker 1: That's why I did a story. I don't believe one
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Speaker 1: hundred percent of it. First of all, I know Teresa
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Speaker 1: Judais personally, and Teresa would never ever ever contact anybody,
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Speaker 1: let alone a fan page, a blogger, whatever you want
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Speaker 1: to call them. She would never contact anybody to have
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Speaker 1: them go against anybody. We're talking about Teresa Judais who
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Speaker 1: flipped a table on Danielle Style, who ran down the
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Speaker 1: country club in a fur crop jazz. Okay, chasing down
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Speaker 1: Danielle Stob. We're talking about Teresa who went up against
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Speaker 1: Caroline Manzo. We're talking about Teresa who went up against
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Speaker 1: her own brother. Why would Teresa any day of the
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Speaker 1: week have someone do her dirty work. That's not how
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Speaker 1: she operates. Teresa is her own woman, Okay, she handles
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Speaker 1: her own business. So that's why when I was reporting
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Speaker 1: the story, I didn't even talk about Teresa because I
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Speaker 1: thought it was so silly. Now the Jennifer Aida thing, Look,
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Speaker 1: I love Jennifer Ayden. I'm going to try to get
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Speaker 1: him the podcast this season. We'll see if she's allowed
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Speaker 1: to do a child Now, look, this is what I
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Speaker 1: was told, and all of this is alleged because baby,
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Speaker 1: my dms were going crazy. Okay, I felt like I
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Speaker 1: had an OnlyFans account. That's how much my DS was
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Speaker 1: getting so much play, And I'm like, so none of
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Speaker 1: you guys are like trying to date me. This is
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Speaker 1: just giving me tea on this Melissa's old NOS account. Okay, fine,
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Speaker 1: So okay, so listeners. As a journalist, it is my
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Speaker 1: job to what get all sides of the story, so
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Speaker 1: listen up. Allegedly, Melissa's Old Knows account used to be
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Speaker 1: a Melissa Gorga fan account, and allegedly the account used
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Speaker 1: to report bad things about people who were anti Melissa.
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Speaker 1: So in that case, you know, the universe considers Teresa
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Speaker 1: Jennifer Aiden to be anti Melissa. And then something happened
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Speaker 1: to where Melissa's Old Knows and the account obviously wasn't
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Speaker 1: called that something happened and this fan account decided to
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Speaker 1: be team Teresa and team Jennifer Aiden. Okay, that's the
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Speaker 1: word on this, Yes, Giselle Bryant Street. So allegedly this account,
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Speaker 1: from my sources have told me that she allegedly was
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Speaker 1: trying to use Jennifer and Teresa by telling them things,
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Speaker 1: helping them with stuff, in order to go against Melissa.
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Speaker 1: And that's how this whole thing happened. So I wanted
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Speaker 1: to clear this up because my thursty thursdays about this
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Speaker 1: particular account and what was happening took a life on
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Speaker 1: his own, and I had no idea that people were
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Speaker 1: going to take this as like, oh my gosh, Carlos,
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Speaker 1: are you going up against Teresa h Teresa's my sister,
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Speaker 1: That's my girl. But again, as a journalist, it is
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Speaker 1: my job to what get all sides of the story,
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Speaker 1: and that's exactly what I'm about to do because I
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Speaker 1: have an announcement to make. Drum roll, please, thank you, Sierra. Okay,
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Speaker 1: how about we get this story straight from Teresa's mouth
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Speaker 1: because on June eighteenth, live in New York City, I
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Speaker 1: and Teresa Judais will have a live podcast at the
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Speaker 1: City Wannery in New York City on June eighteenth.
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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
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Speaker 1: Yes, Jersey is back and me and Teresa are back too.
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Speaker 1: So on Tuesday, June eighteenth, buy tickets to see me
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Speaker 1: and Teresa talk about the Reathing Live Baby on stage
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Speaker 1: in New York City at the City Wannery. And you
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Speaker 1: click on the tab that says tour. Okay, once again,
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Speaker 1: Kingdom rain r E I g n e n T
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Speaker 1: tour and buy tickets to see me and Teresa Judais
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Speaker 1: live in New York City where a baby, we are
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Speaker 1: going to talk about it all all right. Now, let's
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Speaker 1: get in to the season premiere of The Real House, Washington,
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Speaker 1: New Jersey. I will give this premiere an eight. I
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Speaker 1: really liked it. I liked it Beca because it wasn't
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Speaker 1: a typical Melissa and Joe Gorga versus Teresa, and that's
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Speaker 1: what I appreciate it. I mean, the episode started out
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Speaker 1: with Antonia, who, by the way, Melissa and Joe, you guys,
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Speaker 1: raise a very beautiful girl. She's a beautiful girl. You
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Speaker 1: could tell she has a good hit on her shoulders.
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Speaker 1: And I want to shout out Melissa and Joe for
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Speaker 1: raising such a beautiful daughter who is going to college, okay,
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Speaker 1: and that's every parent's dream. And then we got a
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Speaker 1: chance to see my baby, my Libra, who I love
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Speaker 1: so much, my precious Gabriella, who was going to the
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Speaker 1: University of Michigan. And you know my hometown is Detroit,
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Speaker 1: so listen. It was nice to see that again, these
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Speaker 1: two beautiful girls who are about to tackle life. And
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Speaker 1: to know that Gabriella emailed Teresa every single day while
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Speaker 1: she was in prison. It just goes to show all
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Speaker 1: of you what a great mom Teresa is to her daughters.
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Speaker 1: I thought that was very sweet to acknowledge that. And
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Speaker 1: that's why we love Jersey, because we love the family
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Speaker 1: aspect and we love seeing them with the kids. So
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Speaker 1: I wanted to start off this recap with the pleasantries,
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Speaker 1: because baby, that's where it ends. Now, let's get into
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Speaker 1: the tea. Baby. I don't want this season to be
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Speaker 1: these women avoiding each other. So we saw Melissa and
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Speaker 1: Margaret and separate scenes talking about they're just not going
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Speaker 1: to speak to Teresa and they don't want their names
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Speaker 1: mentioned around her. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
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Speaker 1: blah blah. That's why this will be the last season
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Speaker 1: you're going to see this particular cast. I think this
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Speaker 1: show will be put on palls after the reunion, and
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Speaker 1: it needs to be. We don't watch these Real Housewives
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Speaker 1: to see these ladies avoid each other at this magnitude.
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Speaker 1: This is what ruined the Real Housewives of Potomac. Honestly,
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Speaker 1: that show used to be so fun, and the moment
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Speaker 1: it became such a divide of these women not wanting
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Speaker 1: to be around each other, it just wasn't enjoyable to watch.
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Speaker 1: And I know last week on my Thursday Thursdays, I
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Speaker 1: talked about which Housewives fan base of the franchise is
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Speaker 1: the most negative, the most dark, and based on the feedback,
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Speaker 1: all of you guys said it was Jersey Jersey one.
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Speaker 1: And I see why because this cast has some dark
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Speaker 1: characters amongst it too, and that's why I portrays into
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Speaker 1: some of the fans of this show, because these women
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Speaker 1: don't want to be around each other, and that's painfully obvious.
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Speaker 1: And that's why for me, I appreciated the fact that
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Speaker 1: Teresa carried this motherfucking premiere the way Teresa handle John Feuda,
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Speaker 1: who I like to call Jane, because John, I love you,
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Speaker 1: I love all the girls, and you are a guy.
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Speaker 1: But John, you're behavior at this episode. You clearly want
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Speaker 1: to peach.
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Speaker 2: Now.
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Speaker 1: I know this ain't in line of Housewives, baby, but Jersey,
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Speaker 1: they don't get to hold anything, Okay, John, you want
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Speaker 1: to peach. John is trying to replace Joe Gorga as
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Speaker 1: the Southern housewife. So John, we're gonna call you Jane.
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Speaker 1: So Jane Feuda is giving Housewives vibes because when Louie,
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Speaker 1: Teresa's husband been reached out to him to have a
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Speaker 1: one on one and John. I'm sorry, Jane, John, I'm
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Speaker 1: having fun. I don't need you to knock on our door, okay,
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Speaker 1: but in this episode, until I see some things change.
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Speaker 1: I'm calling you, Jane, because you are a housewife and
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Speaker 1: you are trying to be the force multiplier of this season.
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Speaker 1: You want to have a match with Teresa. So Jane
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Speaker 1: told Louis, I don't want to meet with you one
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Speaker 1: on one. We can talk at Jim Feschler's party. Jane Field, up, what.
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Speaker 2: Are we doing?
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Speaker 1: Why are you telling this man that you're not going
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Speaker 1: to talk to him until the women are around at
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Speaker 1: a fucking birthday party for a woman. That's some shit
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Speaker 1: the housewives do. And I know this because I work
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Speaker 1: with them for over ten When a housewife wants to
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Speaker 1: give you guys a good scene, honey, she tells her opponent,
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Speaker 1: we can talk at the all cast event. Hey, Tisha,
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Speaker 1: So at the all cast event we could have it out,
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Speaker 1: because that's gonna be in the first episode. So to
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Speaker 1: all of my listeners, listen up. When you are watching
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Speaker 1: the season premiere of any housewife show, nine times out
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Speaker 1: of ten it would be an all cast event, and
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Speaker 1: the all cast event, something is going to happen, a
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Speaker 1: big argument, something dramatic is going to happen. So Jane Feuda, okay,
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Speaker 1: wanted to feud okay with Teresa and Louis because he
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Speaker 1: wanted to get a peach. All right, now, you're following,
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Speaker 1: okay in the words of Giselle Bryant and Karen Huger
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Speaker 1: or Potomac in that infamous scene, are you getting it?
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Speaker 1: Are you getting it? I don't get it, So guys,
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Speaker 1: are you getting it? So Jane Fiuda was like, I'm
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Speaker 1: not gonna have a one on one with you. I'm
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Speaker 1: at a coffee shop. That's not gonna give me a peach.
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Speaker 1: I need to have a one on one with you
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Speaker 1: at the all cast event because that's the only way
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Speaker 1: I get to secure my peach as a housewife. So
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Speaker 1: Jane Feuda is vying for a peach. And this is
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Speaker 1: why this season of The Real Housewives in New Jersey,
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Speaker 1: I feel like it's going to be explosive, but I
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Speaker 1: also feel like it's going to expose a lot of people. Now.
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Speaker 1: I found it quite funny that Frank Catania, who would
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Speaker 1: go to the opening of an envelope, he would go
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Speaker 1: to the opening of a door. Okay, there is not
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Speaker 1: a camera that Frank Cottania doesn't want to be in
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Speaker 1: front of. Frank Cortana is the Debra of Potomac. Okay, hey,
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Speaker 1: Debrah a Potomac. You know Ashley's friend who they call
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Speaker 1: Sesame Street, who loves the cameras and will do anything
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Speaker 1: for it. That's who Frank is. So Frank spilled the
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Speaker 1: tea and told Louie that he Joe Gorga, Melissa Lopez, Margaret,
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Speaker 1: that they all met at Margaret's house to take down
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Speaker 1: Louie and THEESA. That's a mafia shit, yo, who meets
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Speaker 1: before a reunion to take down a couple and one
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Speaker 1: person in that couple dumb is your sister. That's fucked up.
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Speaker 1: I don't think Joe Gorga has any likability qualities in
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Speaker 1: his character because I will always always feel like he
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Speaker 1: chose the show over his relationship with his sister. And
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Speaker 1: as somebody who has tons of siblings, as somebody who
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Speaker 1: has often gone through the solid treatment with my sisters,
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Speaker 1: not all of them, some of them where we don't
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Speaker 1: speak for months. I as the brother, as the man,
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Speaker 1: I always am the first one to reach out and
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Speaker 1: say Hey, let's talk, because at the end of the day,
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Speaker 1: not only am I the oldest, I also am somebody
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Speaker 1: who believes that as the man, you should always rise
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Speaker 1: above the petty when it comes to any issue you
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Speaker 1: have with a woman. So to see that Joe Gorga
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Speaker 1: would be a part of a takedown of a sister,
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Speaker 1: it's fucked up. There's no other way to describe it
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Speaker 1: besides what it is. It's fucked up. And what's fucked
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Speaker 1: up is you and Melissa will be gone next season
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Speaker 1: and you have to live your life knowing that you
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Speaker 1: not only will lose the fame unless you, guys go
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Speaker 1: on marriage boot camp, but the fact that you chose
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Speaker 1: to take down your sister over building her up will
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Speaker 1: never sit bend on my book. Then for Jen Fessler
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Speaker 1: to say to the Margaret side of the couch, right
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Speaker 1: the Melissa side of the couch, that y'all did not
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Speaker 1: execute the plan? What are we watching? Mob Wives? Like?
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Speaker 1: What is this shit? Y'all to execute the plan? So
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Speaker 1: this is what this show has become, the takedown of people.
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Speaker 1: You're having meetings before a reunion and Dolores, I love you,
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Speaker 1: but it is not normal to have a meeting before
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Speaker 1: the reunion. I have produced plenty of Housewives reunions from
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Speaker 1: Jersey to Atlanta, and I can promise you this. No
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Speaker 1: one has ever had meetings with each other the night
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Speaker 1: before a reunion. That's not normal. Now, do they get
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Speaker 1: their plan together? You know, their rehearsed reads, do they
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Speaker 1: get all of their like you know, do they write
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Speaker 1: things down? Like I'm gonna say this, I'm gonna say that, yes,
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Speaker 1: that happens. But these ladies are not having meetings at
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Speaker 1: their homes to take down somebody. That's not normal. And
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Speaker 1: I don't want the audience to think that that is
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Speaker 1: that is not normal. This is weird. This is weird.
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Speaker 1: Al Yankovich weird. Okay, it's weird to have a meeting
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Speaker 1: the night before a reunion to take out people. I
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Speaker 1: feel like this is a Martin Scorsacy film where we
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Speaker 1: are having cast members played by al Pacino, Like, what
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Speaker 1: is this? This isn't why we're washing house. We don't
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Speaker 1: want to see this shit. It's too dark. Speaking of dark,
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Speaker 1: then it was revealed that Jane Fuda. Okay, in this case,
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Speaker 1: I'll call you John. Parents if you're listening to this
21:13
Speaker 1: and your kids are in the car, please put on
21:16
Speaker 1: their headphones, their AirPods and have to watch Pokemon. So
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Speaker 1: then they're saying John Feuda is the biggest drug dealer
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Speaker 1: in Bergen County, and how he likes double sided dil dos. Now, look,
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Speaker 1: I'm a gay man, an openly gay man. I have
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Speaker 1: never seen a double sided dil do. Why haven't I
21:38
Speaker 1: experienced a double sided dil do? I never even had
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Speaker 1: a one sided dil do let alone a double sided
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Speaker 1: And what do you do with a double sided dil doough?
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Speaker 1: I've heard a double sided tape that women use on
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Speaker 1: their dresses, you know, to tien up the boobs. But
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Speaker 1: a double sided deal dough. I mean I'm missing out
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Speaker 1: and I'm gay. If any of you guys know where
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Speaker 1: I can find a double sided dil dough, please hash.
22:10
Speaker 1: If there's any sponsors listening to this, I would love
22:13
Speaker 1: to have you guys advertise on my podcast Reality with
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Speaker 1: the King. Reach out to me listen. If there's anybody
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Speaker 1: that has a double sided dil do company, please send
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Speaker 1: me a gift box and I will give it away
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Speaker 1: at my podcast tour stop with Teresa in New York
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Speaker 1: City on June eighteenth. Okay, because I am fascinated with
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Speaker 1: a double sided dial dough. I mean, it's something that
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Speaker 1: I need to experience in life. I've experienced other things
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Speaker 1: that were double sided. I've experienced double minded men, unfortunately,
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Speaker 1: but I've never experienced that. I have experienced double dutch.
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Speaker 1: I have never experience double sided dil Do's honey. Okay. Anyways,
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Speaker 1: So then they go to the all cast event, and
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Speaker 1: then we learned that Louie is in Florida for a
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Speaker 1: business meeting, so he's not there, so Teresa goes with
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Speaker 1: Jennifer Aiden. Melissa is there looking very pretty in her
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Speaker 1: hot pink satin tom for pants. So the guys are
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Speaker 1: by the bar and then Teresa walks in. She hugs everybody.
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Speaker 1: She doesn't speak to her brother, Joe. Her brother doesn't
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Speaker 1: say anything to her. Now Deloras's man, Paul, I like Paul.
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Speaker 1: Paul is my type of man. Paul stands on business
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Speaker 1: and baby, you're not gonna fuck with Paul. So Paul
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Speaker 1: checks Jane Feuda about the fact that Louie told him, yeah,
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Speaker 1: he wanted to meet with you, and you told him no,
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Speaker 1: that you want to have the meeting at this party.
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Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying I'm a gay man, and even
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Speaker 1: I knew that shit was whack, Like I'm sorry, men
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Speaker 1: don't turn down an opportunity to squash the beef and
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Speaker 1: do it at a woman's party. That's a housewhite playbook
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Speaker 1: and listen. Granted, for Jane Fuda, I appreciate as a
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Speaker 1: as an audience. But that's why for me it was like, Okay,
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Speaker 1: this isn't real in terms of him turning down the
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Speaker 1: opportunity to meet with Louie on camera of course, to
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Speaker 1: squash the beef. And that's why Paul, who is a
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Speaker 1: manly man, checked his ass and checked him good, told
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Speaker 1: him to shut the fuck up. Dolores, you got a
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Speaker 1: good man, Savannah. Paul may be my favorite husband of Jersey.
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Speaker 1: I mean, you do have to get a divorce first, Paul,
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Speaker 1: then you can you can be my favorite house husband
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Speaker 1: of Jersey. But I loved seeing Paul stand on business
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Speaker 1: because he was not afraid of stating the obvious. Because
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Speaker 1: Jane and the Jets, Okay, the Jets are the other
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Speaker 1: guys who just sit there and let Jane talk off
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Speaker 1: the side of his ass, like no man will say yeah,
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Speaker 1: that's right, I know that's right.
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Speaker 3: Man. Yeah, man, Yeah, I mean with you one on
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Speaker 3: one man. Uh No, I know that's right, bro. Yeah
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Speaker 3: bro uh when you handle business, you had no business
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Speaker 3: at a female's party.
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Speaker 1: Man, that's what men do.
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Speaker 3: Yo.
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Speaker 1: We don't play that shit. Yo. Ain't gonna meet with
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Speaker 1: you men for no coffee.
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Speaker 3: No man, we gonna meet at a woman's birthday party.
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Speaker 1: Dog, yeah, child please Okay. So then the Laura saw
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Speaker 1: that her man Honey was about to beat the brakes
25:58
Speaker 1: off Jane's ass and said, no, we can't have no
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Speaker 1: issues here, Honey. The law's got turned on too. Her
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Speaker 1: man home and gave him the right of his life. Baby,
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Speaker 1: the laws. I ain't mad at you, says, that would
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Speaker 1: have turned me on too. So then you have Pattison Teresa.
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Speaker 1: So Teresa is ready to go. And one thing about Teresa,
26:20
Speaker 1: she knows to always give us a good scene, and
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Speaker 1: she knows how to seize a moment. The way Teresa
26:29
Speaker 1: checked the fuck out of Rachel was pleasing to my eyes, ears,
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Speaker 1: and throat. That's why Teresa will never get fired. If
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Speaker 1: you fire Teresa from the show, nothing's happening. Teresa saved
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Speaker 1: the season by getting into it with Rachel and her husband.
26:54
Speaker 1: That's why you have to choose Teresa over Melissa. The
26:58
Speaker 1: only thing Melissa did this episode was look gorgeous. That's
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Speaker 1: not good TV to me. Baby, Melissa has nothing going
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Speaker 1: on if it's not a battle with Teresa. This episode
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Speaker 1: proved that, the fact that Teresa told Rachel, yeah, because
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Speaker 1: my husband, my husband's a gentleman. He's a gentleman. And
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Speaker 1: Rachel's like, oh really, I don't see no gentleman here,
27:23
Speaker 1: but my husband is. And don't talk about my fucking
27:25
Speaker 1: husband when your husband is the biggest drug dealer in
27:28
Speaker 1: Bergen County who likes a double sided deal though. I mean,
27:33
Speaker 1: Teresa and Rachel sat there, gagged. Rachel was giving Cynthia
27:39
Speaker 1: Billy teas and John Feuda aka Jane was giving Peter Thomas.
27:44
Speaker 1: And then it dawned on me, the only reason why
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Speaker 1: Rachel is on the show is because John is the activator.
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Speaker 1: I know now that Rachel cannot stand up to Teresa.
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Speaker 1: Teresa was dead ass in her face, checked her, her husband,
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Speaker 1: the dial dough, the drug dealing, the Burgen Counties of
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Speaker 1: it all, and Rachel just sat there and gave nothing.
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Speaker 1: And then Jane Feud the baby he saw an opportunity
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Speaker 1: with cameras and lights and said, ooh, a moment. I
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Speaker 1: know that's right, baby, He said, a moment in time.
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Speaker 1: He said, I have a moment in life, NICKI minaj
28:24
Speaker 1: if I could have just one moment to life, yes, honey.
28:30
Speaker 1: John Feudal saw those cameras and said, okay, this is
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Speaker 1: my cue. He went over there, baby and tried to
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Speaker 1: start something with the star of the show, the force Multiplier,
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Speaker 1: and caught her. Has been Now, what I will say
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Speaker 1: is this, I appreciate everything you brought to this episode,
28:47
Speaker 1: because your wife brought nothing, and that's no shade. Melissa
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Speaker 1: brought nothing. Frank did not show up because he didn't
28:54
Speaker 1: want to get caught up in his BS. Dolores left
28:57
Speaker 1: to go bang her man after getting turned on seeing
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Speaker 1: the sweat bees on his forehead. Margaret brought nothing. Melissa
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Speaker 1: Gorga brought nothing. So I appreciate that. John took one
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Speaker 1: for the team and said, all of you housewives aren't
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Speaker 1: giving no good camera, no good television. My wife ain't
29:19
Speaker 1: even giving good TV. So I'm going to come here
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Speaker 1: and save this fucking show. And then he proceeds to
29:25
Speaker 1: get into it with Teresa. Teresa calls them on top
29:29
Speaker 1: of Dil Doe's drug dealing blah blah blah, and he
29:32
Speaker 1: calls her a has been, John, You're on Teresa's show.
29:36
Speaker 1: Teresa is not a has or a band. She is
29:41
Speaker 1: that girl who is still here. You're on her show.
29:46
Speaker 1: The only reason why there is even a real Housewives
29:50
Speaker 1: of New Jersey is because of Teresa. You let me
29:53
Speaker 1: know one housewife that went to jail for a year
29:58
Speaker 1: and the network Paul the fucking show until she got out.
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Speaker 1: That bitch. That's not a hassmen. Baby, that's your boss.
30:06
Speaker 1: Teresa is your boss. You're her worker. You are Teresa's employee.
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Speaker 1: I mean, where's a lie? So to call her has been?
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Speaker 1: I'm like, look, if you're gonna go there, let's go there.
30:19
Speaker 1: Teresa is the reason why every last one of you
30:21
Speaker 1: have a job. If Teresa wasn't on the show, we
30:24
Speaker 1: would never see Melissa and Joe Gorga. And that's no shade.
30:28
Speaker 1: Melissa is only on the show and got cast on
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Speaker 1: the show because of Teresa. It's not like Melissa. What's interesting.
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Speaker 1: Melissa is the Courtney Kardashian of New Jersey housewife. She's
30:40
Speaker 1: the least exciting to look at, not my words, that's Kim's.
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Speaker 1: You watch Melissa Gorga casting tape. Honey, it's going in
30:49
Speaker 1: the trash, so listen. I really enjoyed this premiere Teresa
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Speaker 1: Clockton and showed the girls this is how you work,
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Speaker 1: this is how you give us a good and I
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Speaker 1: will also like to give John Fuda props too, because
31:05
Speaker 1: he was the only one out of all those women
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Speaker 1: and men to provide some good commentary. If this season
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Speaker 1: is going to be Teresa versus Jane Fuda, Jersey, you
31:19
Speaker 1: have me back.
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