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Nesquik Chlamydia · F*ck Off Fridays

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SPEAKER_02: Welcome back to Fuck Off Fridays with your girl Liv and your girl Charlie.
0:07
SPEAKER_02: This week, coming up, we have We Talk Men in Lycra.
0:12
SPEAKER_03: We're talking mixing friend groups.
0:15
SPEAKER_03: I asked Liv who she would snog, marry, and avoid.
0:19
SPEAKER_03: And more as rage mate men.
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SPEAKER_03: So, what are you loving this week?
0:29
SPEAKER_03: Sorry, so a really interesting stat the other day.
0:31
SPEAKER_03: Oh god.
0:32
SPEAKER_03: Curious to hear your thoughts.
0:34
SPEAKER_03: It basically said, should women be dating in groups?
0:39
SPEAKER_03: So, i.e., going on like more double dates for first dates.
0:42
SPEAKER_03: The reason being is that women have a higher success rate if they are date within a group as opposed to if they go one-on-one.
0:51
SPEAKER_02: Who's come up with that statistic?
0:53
SPEAKER_02: Where's it come from?
0:54
SPEAKER_03: I need context.
0:55
SPEAKER_03: I saw it on Instagram.
0:57
SPEAKER_03: Interesting.
0:57
SPEAKER_03: I saw it on Instagram.
1:00
SPEAKER_03: You?
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SPEAKER_03: You give your input?
1:02
SPEAKER_04: I'm not sure.
1:02
SPEAKER_04: I it's an interesting concept because I think it's safer.
1:06
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:06
SPEAKER_04: But it's it means that if you're, but I think you've just chosen the wrong person to go with.
1:11
SPEAKER_04: I think in the i if it's like manufactured by some people manufacture it, don't they?
1:16
SPEAKER_04: They think, oh, we think you two will be great together, we're just gonna put it together.
1:18
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:19
SPEAKER_04: That's okay.
1:19
SPEAKER_04: That's not, but if you're arranging, there's something wrong with that.
1:23
SPEAKER_02: One thing I will say is I like that you led with safety because a lot of people think you're a misogynist.
1:30
SPEAKER_02: Straight in straight for the jugular.
1:34
SPEAKER_04: Um my true colours are coming out.
1:35
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I want to go.
1:36
SPEAKER_04: I play the part really well.
1:38
SPEAKER_02: I'm pleased.
1:39
SPEAKER_04: Liv told me what to say.
1:41
SPEAKER_02: He's got his own cue cards.
1:43
SPEAKER_03: But it's interesting because I think in some ways, if you're in a group, so going on a first date with someone is terrifying.
1:50
SPEAKER_03: I remember when I did it after being in a 10-year relationship.
1:52
SPEAKER_02: I think it is, but okay.
1:53
SPEAKER_03: I was in a 10-year relationship and I went on a date with someone and it was set up by a friend, so it wasn't like a I've I've actually claimed fame.
2:00
SPEAKER_03: I've never been on the app, so I've been very lucky.
2:03
SPEAKER_03: But it got set up by somebody else.
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SPEAKER_03: I'd message them a bit beforehand, not too much, and honestly, I was shitting my pants before I went.
2:11
SPEAKER_03: Now, if I was going with someone else, a single gal pal, I'd feel way more relaxed because then it feels a bit like pressure's being taken off.
2:18
SPEAKER_03: There's a few of you, a bit more diversity of conversation, it just maybe flows a bit more.
2:22
SPEAKER_03: So I think for me personally, I think I'd feel more relaxed about it.
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SPEAKER_03: Okay.
2:28
SPEAKER_03: What do you think to that?
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SPEAKER_02: Um I'm not saying I wouldn't do it, but then you know, there have been a couple of instances that I've heard of over the years where they do the whole double date thing and then they swap at the end of the night.
2:43
SPEAKER_03: Keys and a ball kind of vibe.
2:44
SPEAKER_02: As in like one guy prefers the other girl and vice versa, and then they swap and then they've ended up dating years later.
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SPEAKER_02: Turn around and switch.
2:52
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
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SPEAKER_02: I quite like one-on-one time.
2:54
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, like stuff like maybe I'm a freak, but going on a date with someone, it it doesn't bother me.
3:00
SPEAKER_02: Like I back myself, I've got good chat.
3:02
SPEAKER_02: So I'm not worried about it.
3:04
SPEAKER_04: I know what it is.
3:04
SPEAKER_04: The the nervousness comes from because you hadn't met.
3:07
SPEAKER_04: If you meet someone in real life and agree to go on a date, I think it's just excitement then.
3:12
SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah.
3:12
SPEAKER_04: Yes, it's the initial is that I agree.
3:15
SPEAKER_04: When you haven't met them at all.
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SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
3:16
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
3:17
SPEAKER_04: It's that because you're just worried that you might need to get out of it if you don't like them.
3:22
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
3:22
SPEAKER_03: Then you need Jill's gout, jail free card.
3:26
SPEAKER_03: Oh god, I forgot about that.
3:28
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
3:28
SPEAKER_03: I forgot.
3:29
SPEAKER_03: That would have been that would have been handy.
3:30
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
3:31
SPEAKER_03: Um, the other thing I saw, so this is another snat about dating, is that 64% of daters say that emotional honesty is what dating needs the most, and 41% say they wouldn't date someone with opposing political views.
3:48
SPEAKER_03: And I don't really give a shit about politics.
3:50
SPEAKER_03: E majorly, because I don't watch the news.
3:54
SPEAKER_03: I bury my head in the sand about anything like that.
3:57
SPEAKER_03: So I would never really get I that's not the kind of chat I would have with someone personally.
4:00
SPEAKER_03: So I it's not something I would give any thought.
4:02
SPEAKER_03: But the emotional honesty bit, I think if you can't, I mean just any form of honesty, I'm an open book, baby.
4:09
SPEAKER_03: I'm as black and white as they come.
4:11
SPEAKER_02: I I I know you don't necessarily want to get political, but let me fucking tell you.
4:15
SPEAKER_02: If I was American and I found out my husband had voted for Donald Trump, there would be divorce papers on that table quicker than anything.
4:28
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you would get to that point.
4:30
SPEAKER_02: And I'm so sick of people going, oh well, I agree with some, you know, some things because he's a businessman.
4:36
SPEAKER_02: I'm like, okay, cool, whatever.
4:38
SPEAKER_02: I I can't, no.
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SPEAKER_02: So I I I think you do have to have stuff in common on those sort of views.
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SPEAKER_02: I really do, because it fucking especially when it's as significant as women's rights.
4:50
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
4:50
SPEAKER_02: Fuck.
4:51
SPEAKER_02: I mean it's a bit oh yeah.
4:52
SPEAKER_03: Like I said, I without going too much into it, Lisa at work, shout out when she gets to listen to this.
4:58
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
4:59
SPEAKER_03: Um, she she had Reform go knock on her door the other week.
5:03
SPEAKER_03: Lisa's a very strong feminist.
5:05
SPEAKER_03: You get on really well with her.
5:06
SPEAKER_03: She's she's got opinions, she'd be great on this.
5:09
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
5:09
SPEAKER_03: Um, they knocked on her door, she opened it, and they were like, Hi, we're from Reform UK.
5:14
SPEAKER_03: And she literally went, Yeah, you're all sexist pigs.
5:17
SPEAKER_03: Like, she's got the whole thing, it recorded on her ring doorbells.
5:20
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god, I love this.
5:21
SPEAKER_03: It's great.
5:21
SPEAKER_03: Anyway, she absolutely ripped them a new one and they went, Okay, have a nice day, and just left.
5:28
SPEAKER_03: And honestly, this Yeah, fuck off.
5:29
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, this guy was off.
5:31
SPEAKER_03: Absolutely not.
5:31
SPEAKER_03: She was like, You're basically turning this country into you know, no women's rights, no this, no that.
5:36
SPEAKER_03: And I was like, Yeah, fair funds.
5:37
SPEAKER_02: The minute I found out Elon Musk was donating funds, I was like, cunt, fuck off.
5:43
SPEAKER_03: So you know I said to you a few weeks ago about the thicky thicky dum-dum guy on Instagram.
5:48
SPEAKER_03: Right, so that's how I get my news.
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SPEAKER_03: Right?
5:51
SPEAKER_03: I'll just be really honest here.
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SPEAKER_03: He's such an intellectual.
5:54
SPEAKER_03: No, no shame, no shame.
5:56
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but he did a whole thing around all these gazillionaires and Elon Musk and where they're pumping in money into really awful things.
6:05
SPEAKER_03: So yeah, hideous.
6:07
SPEAKER_03: You know.
6:07
SPEAKER_02: Anyway, this is supposed to be what we're loving this week.
6:09
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
6:10
SPEAKER_03: Whoops.
6:10
SPEAKER_03: Well, it's just an interesting talking point.
6:12
SPEAKER_03: But what do you think about the whole emotional honesty thing?
6:15
SPEAKER_03: Do I think it's necessary?
6:17
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, like do you think it's important?
6:18
SPEAKER_03: Of course I do.
6:18
SPEAKER_03: So, yeah, people say it's what dating needs the most.
6:21
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, 100%.
6:23
SPEAKER_02: If you're ghosting someone, I just think you're an idiot.
6:26
SPEAKER_02: Or if you're not saying, look, at the end of the day, I had a really nice time, but I don't think we're quite matching.
6:35
SPEAKER_02: I think that is way kinder.
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SPEAKER_02: Because otherwise you make someone guess what's wrong with them or if they've done something.
6:42
SPEAKER_02: When actually I say it shows more about you.
6:44
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, for sure.
6:45
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
6:45
SPEAKER_03: But I'm just, I think I guess what I'm loving is that I feel like more women are taking hold of what's important to them.
6:52
SPEAKER_03: Like the fact that um, like our generation, so people that are in their 30s, like your millennials, the number of birth rates have significantly dropped because women are realizing that actually they're not gonna, you know, go with a subpar man.
7:07
SPEAKER_02: Women are dating men for the first time in history based off their character.
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SPEAKER_02: And that's what I enjoy.
7:12
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
7:14
SPEAKER_02: Go on, the girls.
7:15
SPEAKER_02: And my favourite line of all time, she plays the mum in sex education.
7:20
SPEAKER_02: What's her fucking name?
7:20
SPEAKER_02: Oh, she's glorious.
7:21
SPEAKER_02: Um and she goes, follow your dreams, not your boyfriends.
7:25
SPEAKER_02: And I fucking I mean that honestly, because boys come and go, and there's boys for now and there's boys for later.
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SPEAKER_02: Firm believer in that.
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SPEAKER_03: Love that.
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SPEAKER_03: Go on, girl power.
7:36
SPEAKER_02: What are you loving this week?
7:37
SPEAKER_02: Do you know what I'm loving this week?
7:39
SPEAKER_02: I've got a voice note from my boy Simon.
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SPEAKER_02: Shout out, Simon.
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SPEAKER_02: This is your 54-year-old mate.
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SPEAKER_02: He is fucking fantastic.
7:48
SPEAKER_02: I went to the Tempest with him, he's a theatre buff, incredible.
7:52
SPEAKER_02: He's been binging the last few episodes as he drives around the country doing this.
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SPEAKER_03: What a roller coaster that must be!
7:59
SPEAKER_02: And I get updates from him all the time, and I just fucking love the bloke, and he cracks me the fuck up.
8:05
SPEAKER_02: Anyway, this is what I got based on a couple of episodes ago when we spoke about Jamie Oliver's kids.
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SPEAKER_02: Okay?
8:15
SPEAKER_00: And can I also just say that Jamie Oliver's kids' names are horrific?
8:20
SPEAKER_00: Just saying.
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SPEAKER_00: That's just a they've a caricature of themselves, they're not naming your kids like that.
8:33
SPEAKER_00: You know.
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SPEAKER_00: If I was Jamie Oliver, she'd have been called Abba Banana or Nesqu Nesquick Chlamydia.
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unknown: Jesus.
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SPEAKER_02: So that if that doesn't tell you what Simon's character is, I don't know what will.
8:50
SPEAKER_02: But he's absolutely hilarious.
8:53
SPEAKER_02: That's what I'm loving.
8:54
SPEAKER_03: Let's call this episode Nesquit Chlamydia.
8:56
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'm absolutely up for that.
8:58
SPEAKER_02: Write that down, Rich.
8:59
SPEAKER_02: Write it down.
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SPEAKER_02: Shout out, Simon.
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SPEAKER_02: Go on.
9:01
SPEAKER_02: Um, he did, and he did say to me today, he's like, I was kind of hoping for another shout out.
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SPEAKER_02: So shite out, shout out.
9:06
SPEAKER_02: He'll love Simon.
9:07
SPEAKER_02: Simon, we love you.
9:08
SPEAKER_03: Brilliant.
9:08
SPEAKER_02: What a guy.
9:09
SPEAKER_02: That's what I'm loving this week.
9:10
SPEAKER_02: What's your fuck off of the week?
9:13
SPEAKER_03: So this is something that we've discussed before.
9:15
SPEAKER_03: So I think sometimes in like, you know, when you're on a night out or you know, whatever, and you're in like the girls' bathroom, and you'll either get people who hype you up and they're like, oh my god, your dress is amazing.
9:25
SPEAKER_03: Which from?
9:26
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you look glorious, la la la, which is very much our energy.
9:29
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
9:30
SPEAKER_03: Something that really fucks me off is it's the whole women not supporting women.
9:37
SPEAKER_03: In what particular way?
9:39
SPEAKER_03: Like women hating on women.
9:40
SPEAKER_03: So whether it's like barging past someone or just like giving someone a judgy look, and do you know what I mean?
9:46
SPEAKER_03: Just like neggy energy, or even down to, and I will call people out, and me and my friend Molly talk about this a lot.
9:55
SPEAKER_03: People who it doesn't take much to give a little like on a social media post, right?
9:59
SPEAKER_03: We've spoken about this, and it fucks me off no end.
10:01
SPEAKER_03: I'm not out here begging for likes, like get your bucket out, but that's got a different connotation.
10:08
SPEAKER_03: But if you can see that a friend of yours is trying to do something, I know, just give it a little interaction, just support that person, whatever it might be.
10:17
SPEAKER_03: Like, let's change the mindset.
10:20
SPEAKER_03: And I got sent a really interesting video the other day, and it was like, let's just all change our mindset.
10:24
SPEAKER_03: And rather than like immediately critiquing people, let's hype them.
10:28
SPEAKER_03: Like if someone's doing something that they love, good for them.
10:31
SPEAKER_03: If someone's trying something new, good for them.
10:32
SPEAKER_03: Oh no, I agree.
10:34
SPEAKER_03: We're on this planet once, fucking hell.
10:36
SPEAKER_03: Like, let's, you know, make it a good time.
10:38
SPEAKER_02: Be kind to people.
10:39
SPEAKER_02: It's funny though, because it's definitely not the younger generation, and there's been two instances of like I would say in the recent years where I've really noticed it.
10:48
SPEAKER_02: And one was the time that we went out and I went dressed up as Christine Aguilera.
10:53
SPEAKER_02: Oh, iconic.
10:54
SPEAKER_02: And I remember walking through the bar and there were some women behind me, like basically trying to take the piss and like swearing behind my back.
10:59
SPEAKER_02: And I just turned around and I was like, is there a problem?
11:02
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
11:03
SPEAKER_02: And it's only because what you wouldn't wear it, who cares?
11:06
SPEAKER_02: I don't care.
11:07
SPEAKER_02: The fact that you have the confidence, that's what they hate.
11:10
SPEAKER_03: Walk through a bar and ask those chaps, I'm here for it, take a fucking bow.
11:13
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I will.
11:14
SPEAKER_03: Thank you.
11:16
SPEAKER_02: Um, and if you're not confident like that, fine.
11:18
SPEAKER_02: I'm not giving you shit for looking like a fucking Susan Boyle wannabe.
11:22
SPEAKER_02: I am now though.
11:23
unknown: Yeah.
11:24
SPEAKER_02: We're all about bringing women up.
11:25
SPEAKER_02: But no, my point is being up and not down just don't be a dick.
11:28
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
11:29
SPEAKER_02: And then you know, there's been a couple of times when I've been out and about in the pub, and you can tell you know, and you can tell people are talking about you.
11:35
SPEAKER_02: It's like, fuck off.
11:36
SPEAKER_02: Boring day, slow day, was it?
11:38
SPEAKER_02: Go and talk to someone about something interesting.
11:41
unknown: Yeah.
11:41
SPEAKER_02: But it's always a certain age of women, I found.
11:44
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, or just people that don't just celebrate other people's success.
11:47
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
11:48
SPEAKER_03: I just think somebody's such a sour grape.
11:49
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I know.
11:50
SPEAKER_03: Go and make a glass of wine instead.
11:52
SPEAKER_03: It's much nicer.
11:54
SPEAKER_03: Says the person who doesn't drink wine.
11:56
SPEAKER_03: I know you know, but you get my point.
11:57
SPEAKER_03: Anyway, what should we fuck off of the week?
11:59
SPEAKER_02: I've got two.
12:00
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, go on.
12:01
SPEAKER_02: When you're in the group chat and you're trying to make plans, fucking respond.
12:07
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
12:08
SPEAKER_02: Right?
12:09
SPEAKER_02: Fucking respond and make plans.
12:11
SPEAKER_02: If someone has asked you multiple times, and if you can't go, just say no.
12:15
SPEAKER_02: If not, if you're busy, come back to it later.
12:17
SPEAKER_02: But let's not go round and round in circles.
12:19
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I agree.
12:20
SPEAKER_02: Do a poll like me.
12:21
SPEAKER_02: When are you free?
12:22
SPEAKER_02: Here's the date.
12:23
SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
12:24
SPEAKER_02: Um that and people that say no drama, but they are the people that are drama or bring drama.
12:33
SPEAKER_02: Fuck off.
12:34
SPEAKER_03: Am I the drama?
12:35
SPEAKER_03: Is it me?
12:36
SPEAKER_02: It really annoys me because they're always the ones shit stirring.
12:40
SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah, it frustrates me to fuck.
12:43
SPEAKER_02: People.
12:44
SPEAKER_02: Anyway, I move I won't be so grumpy now.
12:47
SPEAKER_02: I'll move on.
12:47
SPEAKER_03: Alright, I got some icks for you.
12:48
SPEAKER_03: Go on.
12:49
SPEAKER_03: I'm strapped in.
12:50
SPEAKER_03: So I referenced it in the intro.
12:52
SPEAKER_03: Middle aged men in lyra.
12:54
SPEAKER_03: So we've touched on cyclists before.
12:57
SPEAKER_03: And for me.
12:57
SPEAKER_03: You touched cyclists?
12:58
SPEAKER_03: I have touched cyclists.
13:00
SPEAKER_03: For me, it's the um it's the tippy tapping of the cleats, the little shoes, tip tap, when they're when they're off.
13:06
SPEAKER_03: So maybe they're at the pub, sat with their legs apart with the whole package hanging out.
13:10
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, why are you manspreading?
13:12
SPEAKER_03: No, thank you.
13:12
SPEAKER_03: I don't want to see that.
13:13
SPEAKER_03: Um, but yeah, just uh someone said to me the other day, they actually referred to them as mammals, and I was like, She said oh, I've got a neck for you.
13:20
SPEAKER_03: And I went, go on.
13:21
SPEAKER_03: She went, mammals.
13:22
SPEAKER_03: And I was like, This is bestiality, what are you talking about?
13:25
SPEAKER_03: She was like, no, middle-aged men in lycra.
13:27
SPEAKER_03: I didn't know that was a phrase.
13:28
SPEAKER_03: Mammals.
13:30
SPEAKER_02: I enjoy that.
13:31
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's good, isn't it?
13:32
SPEAKER_03: Fucking hell.
13:32
SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna start yelling at it.
13:34
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
13:35
SPEAKER_03: Um, and then the next one is mine, and I'm interested to hear what you guys think about this.
13:39
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, nothing irks me more than when people write on social media, so they post a photo of their significant other and they put out for dinner with this one.
13:51
SPEAKER_03: This one is rage bait to me.
13:54
SPEAKER_03: I actually think it's probably more of a rage bait than it is an ick, and I don't know what it is about it.
13:58
SPEAKER_03: Or I this one the light of my life.
14:02
SPEAKER_03: No, it's just anything like this.
14:03
SPEAKER_03: It's this one, yeah.
14:04
SPEAKER_03: Keep it to yourself.
14:06
SPEAKER_03: This one specifically.
14:09
SPEAKER_03: I hate it.
14:10
SPEAKER_03: I will say no more.
14:12
SPEAKER_03: This one.
14:13
SPEAKER_03: This one.
14:14
SPEAKER_04: Could you post that about Liv though, if you were out together?
14:16
SPEAKER_04: Would you ever post that?
14:18
SPEAKER_04: Is it just the other half?
14:20
SPEAKER_03: No, I wouldn't use it.
14:21
SPEAKER_03: Out with this prick.
14:22
SPEAKER_03: I think actually the caption I used the other day is uh out with this iconic lady.
14:27
SPEAKER_03: I mean she is iconic lady.
14:28
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
14:29
SPEAKER_03: I'll take that.
14:29
SPEAKER_03: You're an ick, itch.
14:30
SPEAKER_03: Itch itch, itchy rich.
14:33
SPEAKER_03: Stop rumours about you.
14:35
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, something that's an ick to him for the week.
14:38
SPEAKER_03: Um anyway, go on.
14:40
SPEAKER_03: Over to you, my lady.
14:40
SPEAKER_03: What have you got for me?
14:41
SPEAKER_02: Um someone using your toothbrush.
14:45
SPEAKER_02: That's right.
14:46
SPEAKER_02: So I know it sounds like quite generic, but sorry, no, who's using your toothbrush?
14:50
SPEAKER_02: That's not generic.
14:51
SPEAKER_02: No, but people do it.
14:53
SPEAKER_02: And it's been discussed a lot on social media.
14:55
SPEAKER_02: Like, would you go to a friend's house and use their toothbrush?
14:59
SPEAKER_02: No.
14:59
SPEAKER_02: Like just anything like that.
15:00
SPEAKER_02: I think it's a bit weird.
15:02
SPEAKER_02: A bit weird, it's disgusting.
15:03
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
15:04
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, no.
15:04
SPEAKER_03: I think it's a bit weird.
15:05
SPEAKER_03: There's times where maybe you like forget, say I was staying at yours, we both have electric toothbrushes.
15:10
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
15:11
SPEAKER_03: If I've got my toothbrush, I might be like, hey Liv, have you got a spare toothbrush head?
15:14
SPEAKER_03: Head, yeah.
15:15
SPEAKER_03: That's fine.
15:15
SPEAKER_03: And then I will then keep that head.
15:16
SPEAKER_03: I know.
15:17
SPEAKER_03: And I will take that home.
15:18
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
15:19
SPEAKER_03: And not the kind of head I thought we'd be talking about, but we this kind of leads into other things, but men using your skincare, right?
15:30
SPEAKER_02: Skin care or like your expensive stuff in the shower.
15:35
SPEAKER_02: You you don't appreciate it.
15:37
SPEAKER_02: You have no idea what it costs, you don't really care if you smell like geranium leaf or not.
15:41
SPEAKER_02: Fuck off.
15:44
SPEAKER_02: I can't deal with it.
15:45
SPEAKER_03: No, buy your own skincare.
15:48
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
15:49
SPEAKER_02: Sorry, I spend like a stupid amount of money on my skincare.
15:53
SPEAKER_02: Fuck off.
15:54
SPEAKER_02: Not having it.
15:55
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
15:56
SPEAKER_02: I don't think it's an ick, it's probably a rage bait, but still.
15:59
SPEAKER_02: We're raging.
16:00
SPEAKER_02: We're icking.
16:01
SPEAKER_02: Take care of yourself.
16:04
SPEAKER_02: Um, anyway, moving on.
16:05
SPEAKER_03: What else have you got for me?
16:06
SPEAKER_03: Moving on, moving on.
16:08
SPEAKER_03: Um, so you're gonna hate this because you said no more slug chat.
16:12
SPEAKER_03: Oh, for fuck's sake! Up slugs.
16:16
SPEAKER_03: Eat slugs.
16:17
SPEAKER_03: So a friend of mine messaged me the other day.
16:19
SPEAKER_03: She sent me a screenshot of um basically, I think it was her social media algorithm, and things were coming up about how to kill slugs and the decomposition of a slug when you put salt on them.
16:31
SPEAKER_03: Because she's been listening to us, and her phone somehow has picked up on it.
16:36
SPEAKER_03: We've got to stop talking about slugs.
16:37
SPEAKER_02: Slugs, slugs, slugs, slugs.
16:38
SPEAKER_02: I did a public service announcement last week.
16:41
SPEAKER_02: Stop.
16:43
SPEAKER_02: It's gotta stop.
16:44
SPEAKER_02: Because we are gonna be cancelled.
16:50
SPEAKER_02: The thing is now I notice them wherever I go.
16:53
SPEAKER_03: I haven't seen a slug for a while, you know, snails, I keep saying.
16:56
SPEAKER_03: Gorn Gardeners world.
16:57
SPEAKER_03: Anyway, over you seeing.
16:59
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
17:00
SPEAKER_02: Um so there's a few here.
17:05
SPEAKER_02: Well, right, when do you think it's appropriate to meet friends and family?
17:10
SPEAKER_02: When you're dating someone.
17:12
SPEAKER_03: Um probably I I would never want to put a timeline on it.
17:19
SPEAKER_03: I think it goes on a feel.
17:21
SPEAKER_03: Like if you know that you're like you're locked in with that person or you think it's like having heading that way, I think that's easier to recognise, I think, when you're a little older, not to be patronizing towards people in their early 20s, but I think like that thing of like, I think when you know, you know.
17:34
SPEAKER_03: I would want to feel like I'm heading on that, I don't know, things are getting a bit serious.
17:41
SPEAKER_03: If I were to put a timeline on it, maybe maybe five or six months.
17:45
SPEAKER_03: Depends how regularly you're seeing each other.
17:47
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
17:47
SPEAKER_03: You know, and if you've known each other before, or whether it's a cold turkey interaction at the start, like have you been introduced by someone?
17:54
SPEAKER_03: Do you work together?
17:56
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
17:57
SPEAKER_03: You know, were you friends before?
17:59
SPEAKER_03: Um, but I would want to know that I'm kind of in it for the long haul because it is really sad when you when you like your mate's boyfriend more than them.
18:12
SPEAKER_03: No, but when you've been with somebody for a long time, yeah, when you break up with them, you're basically breaking up with their family as well.
18:18
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's funny, yeah.
18:20
SPEAKER_03: And it's really sad.
18:21
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I agree.
18:22
SPEAKER_03: That's hard, like that's kind of like in some ways, because they become your family.
18:26
SPEAKER_03: My mum used to find it really hard.
18:28
SPEAKER_02: Like when she actually did like a boyfriend, she'd be like, Don't bring any more boyfriends back because I really like the last one.
18:33
SPEAKER_02: And now you've got rid of him.
18:34
SPEAKER_03: But if you've been with someone for a long time, yeah, um, and you've like spent Christmases and stuff together.
18:41
SPEAKER_03: That's really difficult.
18:42
SPEAKER_03: That gives me the ache.
18:43
SPEAKER_03: So I want to make sure that before I'm meeting someone's friends and family, or they're before they're meeting mine, I want to make sure that like they're a decent human being.
18:51
SPEAKER_03: I'm feeling really good about it myself.
18:53
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
18:53
SPEAKER_03: Because again, people are very quick.
18:57
SPEAKER_03: They can be, it's like a sweeping statement, but a lot of people's mindset, I think, is to go negative and pick holes.
19:03
SPEAKER_03: Everyone wants to pick a hole in something or come up with a solution.
19:05
SPEAKER_03: Fucks my I say as a solutions-oriented person, it fucks me off.
19:09
SPEAKER_03: Um, but I'd want to feel really assured of myself in that relationship first.
19:14
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, okay.
19:15
SPEAKER_03: Agree.
19:15
SPEAKER_03: What do you think?
19:16
SPEAKER_03: And then Rich will then come to you.
19:18
SPEAKER_03: Curious.
19:18
SPEAKER_02: Um, I think I'd be more cagey about family than I would friends.
19:23
SPEAKER_03: Oh, fuck yeah.
19:24
SPEAKER_02: But I also think if your friends are saying to you that's not the right person, or I'm not quite sure, yeah.
19:32
SPEAKER_02: As much as you might be like, I do think you need to pay attention to it.
19:36
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
19:37
SPEAKER_02: Because they see things when you don't, when they've got you've got rose-tinted glasses on.
19:41
SPEAKER_05: I agree.
19:42
SPEAKER_02: So, but yeah, I'd probably I'd probably go friends first, but I don't think it would be for a fair few months.
19:48
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you're not getting to Papa Clem until you've got and if you have a seal of approval.
19:51
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
19:52
SPEAKER_03: And then family after that, yeah.
19:53
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
19:54
SPEAKER_04: Rich?
19:55
SPEAKER_04: I agree.
19:56
SPEAKER_04: Um, but not at that time scale, maybe.
19:58
SPEAKER_04: I do friends first.
20:00
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
20:00
SPEAKER_04: Family could be at that time scale, I would say.
20:02
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
20:02
SPEAKER_04: So you've got to like because they do get hurt if you if you bring someone into their lives.
20:06
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
20:06
SPEAKER_04: But friends are quite a good um It's a good barometer, isn't it?
20:10
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, they are, yeah, but and it's different, but and that takes time because people are busy and it's uh how often you're seeing them.
20:14
SPEAKER_03: But and you want it to feel natural as well, do you know what I mean?
20:17
SPEAKER_03: I don't like a forced interaction with someone.
20:20
SPEAKER_04: The quickest I've ever had it though.
20:22
SPEAKER_03: Go on.
20:22
SPEAKER_03: Go on.
20:23
SPEAKER_04: Second date.
20:24
SPEAKER_03: Oh god, I was about to jokingly say date two.
20:26
SPEAKER_03: That the second by accident, surely by accident.
20:30
SPEAKER_04: It was the family member was I'm not gonna go into details on the family member, but it was an accident.
20:34
SPEAKER_04: We've spoken about this, haven't we?
20:36
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, we've spoken about this.
20:38
SPEAKER_01: I would like more about this story often.
20:41
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it's very current.
20:44
SPEAKER_03: Wow.
20:46
SPEAKER_03: Okay, okay, okay.
20:49
SPEAKER_03: But yeah, I don't know, in some ways, I always think of the family thing.
20:52
SPEAKER_03: Um, it's a bit like when people have got kids involved.
20:55
SPEAKER_03: I think you've got to be really sure before you go for that, because that just brings in a whole other layer of complication.
21:03
SPEAKER_02: You're talking to someone who's lived it twice, yeah.
21:05
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
21:06
SPEAKER_02: So yeah, I completely appreciate that.
21:09
SPEAKER_02: Um, and I have got just it's a weird story.
21:15
SPEAKER_03: Oh, yes, cool.
21:16
SPEAKER_02: It's kind of funny, but it's kind of gross.
21:18
SPEAKER_02: And someone showed me it in the pub the other night.
21:21
SPEAKER_02: Anyway, these two guys are basically going from I will probably be corrected on this, I can guarantee it.
21:30
SPEAKER_02: But anyway, they're going like jumping off like a dock or whatever in Florida.
21:35
SPEAKER_02: Quite high up, but jumping into water.
21:37
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
21:37
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
21:38
SPEAKER_02: Anyway, they're quite high up.
21:39
SPEAKER_02: They've had a few beers or whatever.
21:40
SPEAKER_02: Crocodiles.
21:41
SPEAKER_02: Nope.
21:42
SPEAKER_02: That's where my mind's good.
21:43
SPEAKER_02: Crocodiles, sharks.
21:44
SPEAKER_02: And then below them, they're like, oh my god, what the fuck's that?
21:48
SPEAKER_02: And it's a manatee.
21:50
SPEAKER_02: Well, obviously, you're not allowed to touch manatees.
21:52
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
21:53
SPEAKER_02: It's illegal or something, isn't it?
21:54
SPEAKER_02: You're not allowed to touch manatees.
21:55
SPEAKER_02: Protect the species, I'm pretty sure.
21:56
SPEAKER_02: Anyway, this guy goes, Oh yeah, we'll just jump.
22:00
SPEAKER_02: Just jump on it, just jump on it.
22:01
SPEAKER_03: No, no, don't do that.
22:02
SPEAKER_02: Wait.
22:03
SPEAKER_02: So he jumps and he goes straight down, straight down.
22:08
SPEAKER_02: He doesn't come back up, right, for ages.
22:12
SPEAKER_02: But then when he does come back up, there's no manatee.
22:15
SPEAKER_02: But right.
22:17
SPEAKER_02: He thinks he's killed it.
22:19
SPEAKER_02: No, he's gone straight through it because it was dead lying there.
22:24
SPEAKER_02: Oh no.
22:24
SPEAKER_02: Fucking ages.
22:26
SPEAKER_02: He's gone straight through it.
22:28
SPEAKER_02: I can smell it.
22:29
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and he's covered in like it.
22:33
SPEAKER_03: She did.
22:34
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, no, I was as well.
22:35
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
22:35
SPEAKER_03: He's gone straight through it.
22:37
SPEAKER_03: How fucking it's.
22:37
SPEAKER_03: Leave a manatee alone though.
22:39
SPEAKER_03: There's karma in the best way.
22:42
SPEAKER_03: Leave that poor sea cow alone.
22:44
SPEAKER_04: Do you class that as swimming with a manatee?
22:47
SPEAKER_03: I think swimming through a manatee is probably how you am horrified.
22:52
SPEAKER_03: They were lucky there's no crocodiles around.
22:54
SPEAKER_03: Fucking hell!
22:55
SPEAKER_04: I wonder if they make a fridge magnet for that.
22:57
unknown: Oh god.
22:58
SPEAKER_03: I jumped through a manatee.
22:59
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
23:00
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
23:01
SPEAKER_02: Fuck me.
23:02
SPEAKER_02: Imagine.
23:03
SPEAKER_02: Absolutely horrendous.
23:04
SPEAKER_02: Sorry, I should have done a trigger warning for that one.
23:07
SPEAKER_03: Yes, but any concern about the manatees, we've gone from talking about killing slugs to then I was like, oh Christ, where's this going?
23:13
SPEAKER_03: Sorry.
23:14
SPEAKER_03: Poor manatee.
23:16
SPEAKER_02: Anyway.
23:16
SPEAKER_04: Do you have a clip of it that we can put in?
23:18
SPEAKER_04: Sorry?
23:19
SPEAKER_04: Do you have a clip of that that we can put in?
23:20
SPEAKER_04: Did anyone film it?
23:21
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I can get it.
23:22
SPEAKER_02: I can get it.
23:23
SPEAKER_02: I can get it.
23:24
SPEAKER_02: Is this someone you know?
23:25
SPEAKER_02: I can no, I can get I can get it off whoever showed it to me the pub life the other night.
23:28
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
23:29
SPEAKER_02: But anyway, after that heinous story.
23:36
SPEAKER_02: Um, let's move on to Lives Rage Baiting Men.
23:40
SPEAKER_02: But, yes again, it's describe your ex as a store.
23:44
SPEAKER_03: We're going shopping.
23:45
SPEAKER_02: Basically, or a product.
23:47
SPEAKER_02: So HM, because it was him and his mum.
23:52
SPEAKER_03: Oh fuck.
23:55
SPEAKER_03: That could be perceived in two ways.
23:58
SPEAKER_03: Old breastfeeding boy that we spoke about a few episodes.
24:00
SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, someone asked me about that the other day.
24:02
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, awful.
24:04
SPEAKER_03: Or the old everyone loves a mother-in-law who's overprotective of their darling son.
24:10
SPEAKER_02: Oh, literally, fuck off.
24:11
SPEAKER_02: Fuck off.
24:12
SPEAKER_02: Speaking of that, this kind of leads nicely onto this one.
24:15
SPEAKER_02: Disney because he was a princess.
24:19
SPEAKER_02: Five guys because he got with five guys.
24:24
SPEAKER_02: Interesting.
24:25
SPEAKER_02: Maybelline because his ego was sky high.
24:29
SPEAKER_03: Maybe his Maybelline.
24:31
SPEAKER_02: Forever 21 because he said forever to 21 girls.
24:35
SPEAKER_02: Oh fuck.
24:37
SPEAKER_03: Side note though, Forever 21 is great.
24:40
SPEAKER_03: Have you ever been?
24:41
SPEAKER_02: Uh years ago.
24:43
SPEAKER_02: Huge store in New York.
24:44
SPEAKER_02: Years ago.
24:45
SPEAKER_02: Very real.
24:46
SPEAKER_02: And my last two, Google, because he thought he knew everything.
24:50
SPEAKER_02: Oh, I know.
24:52
SPEAKER_02: And I think I know maybe one or two people that use Android.
24:57
SPEAKER_02: But um, this is what we rage bait to them.
24:59
SPEAKER_02: Android, we all know it's shit, but we try anyway.
25:05
SPEAKER_03: Rich, are you an Android or an iPhone?
25:08
SPEAKER_03: He's an iPhone, yes.
25:09
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
25:09
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
25:10
SPEAKER_03: Okay, good.
25:11
SPEAKER_03: Red flag if you're an Android.
25:12
SPEAKER_04: I heard that.
25:13
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
25:14
SPEAKER_04: In fact, yeah, I'd agree.
25:16
SPEAKER_04: Really?
25:17
SPEAKER_04: I firmly agree.
25:19
SPEAKER_04: I know a lot of people Android.
25:20
SPEAKER_04: I know a lot of people on Android though.
25:22
unknown: Yeah.
25:22
SPEAKER_03: Gay.
25:23
SPEAKER_02: No.
25:26
SPEAKER_03: Gay.
25:27
SPEAKER_03: Right, I've got to snog Mary Avoid.
25:29
SPEAKER_03: Give it to me.
25:30
SPEAKER_03: And I and I want to hear both of your thoughts on this.
25:32
SPEAKER_03: Right, your three people are.
25:33
SPEAKER_03: We've gone for the cast of Jumanji.
25:36
SPEAKER_03: I have for you Kevin Hart.
25:38
SPEAKER_03: Mm-hmm.
25:39
SPEAKER_03: Absolutely loud.
25:40
SPEAKER_03: Dwayne The Rock, Johnson, and Jack Black.
25:43
SPEAKER_03: Who are you snogging?
25:45
SPEAKER_03: Who are you marrying?
25:45
SPEAKER_03: Who are you avoiding?
25:46
SPEAKER_03: This is easy.
25:47
SPEAKER_03: Avoid Jack Black.
25:49
SPEAKER_03: Oh I thought you'd marry him.
25:51
SPEAKER_04: He's funny.
25:52
unknown: Yeah.
25:53
SPEAKER_04: And you want to be the funny one.
25:54
SPEAKER_04: I get it.
25:54
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
25:55
SPEAKER_03: I'm marrying the rock.
25:56
SPEAKER_03: She's the main character in the city.
25:57
SPEAKER_02: And I will snog the borrower that is Kevin Hart.
26:04
SPEAKER_02: I called Rich the other day the white version of Kevin Hart because he's so small.
26:11
SPEAKER_02: And he's really small.
26:13
SPEAKER_02: He really didn't appreciate it.
26:14
SPEAKER_04: She's trying to rage bait me.
26:15
SPEAKER_04: Oh right.
26:16
SPEAKER_04: I'm very comfortable with my size and height.
26:20
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you're a normal sized man.
26:21
SPEAKER_04: Liv is not.
26:22
SPEAKER_03: Kevin Hart is a teen.
26:23
SPEAKER_02: What just because I'm really tall?
26:25
SPEAKER_04: You're tall for a girl.
26:26
SPEAKER_04: You are.
26:26
SPEAKER_02: For a girl.
26:28
SPEAKER_02: And then so hang on, what would you do?
26:30
SPEAKER_02: Who would who would you marry?
26:32
SPEAKER_03: Um I would.
26:38
SPEAKER_03: Oh, it's hard.
26:40
SPEAKER_02: I don't think it is.
26:44
SPEAKER_03: I Jack Black's funny, but would he be too much?
26:47
SPEAKER_03: I don't like using the phrase too much, but he's very musical as well, actually.
26:52
SPEAKER_02: Just think about it logically.
26:53
SPEAKER_02: If you're marrying him, you're going to have to sleep with him.
26:56
SPEAKER_04: He was in the holiday.
26:57
SPEAKER_02: He was he was in the holiday.
26:58
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, he's great in the holiday.
27:02
SPEAKER_03: Gone with the wind, baby.
27:04
SPEAKER_03: Um yeah, I think I'd have a good chat with him on that basis, but maybe I could just be friends with him.
27:08
SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
27:09
SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
27:10
SPEAKER_03: Jack Black beat my friend.
27:11
SPEAKER_04: Avoid friend.
27:13
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
27:13
SPEAKER_02: Um Answer now.
27:19
SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna get silence.
27:21
SPEAKER_03: I'm marrying Jack Black and I'm avoiding Kevin Hart.
27:24
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
27:24
SPEAKER_03: You put me under pressure.
27:27
SPEAKER_04: Rich.
27:28
SPEAKER_03: Go on.
27:29
SPEAKER_04: What?
27:29
SPEAKER_04: Mike?
27:30
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you're snog snog my avoid.
27:31
SPEAKER_03: Who is he?
27:32
SPEAKER_04: So I don't even get females, I just have to.
27:33
SPEAKER_03: No, you get the same as us.
27:34
SPEAKER_02: Bear in mind if you snog the rock, you're disappearing.
27:37
SPEAKER_02: No one could see you.
27:38
SPEAKER_02: He's so good.
27:40
SPEAKER_03: If you married him and then you've got to shank him, you'd be split in two.
27:45
SPEAKER_02: Split your whiskers.
27:46
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
27:47
SPEAKER_04: I'm definitely I think I'm gonna avoid the rock.
27:49
SPEAKER_04: I think if we're going this way.
27:50
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
27:50
SPEAKER_03: It's called snog marry avoid because you've got to do it in order.
27:53
SPEAKER_04: Snog.
27:54
SPEAKER_04: Oh sorry.
27:54
SPEAKER_04: Who uses it?
27:57
SPEAKER_04: Snog.
28:00
SPEAKER_04: Oh god, this is really hard.
28:02
SPEAKER_04: Why am I even in on this?
28:03
SPEAKER_01: Snog the rock.
28:05
SPEAKER_01: Snog the rock.
28:08
SPEAKER_04: I think I probably would snog the rock, actually, if they've done it.
28:10
SPEAKER_04: So there we go.
28:11
SPEAKER_04: But I'd avoid it's really difficult.
28:14
SPEAKER_03: Mary is next.
28:15
SPEAKER_04: I think I would.
28:17
SPEAKER_03: You can't marry Kevin Hart because you can't.
28:19
SPEAKER_02: No, I can't.
28:20
SPEAKER_02: I think I'd marry Jack Black.
28:21
SPEAKER_04: And then I would avoid Kevin.
28:22
SPEAKER_04: Avoid Kevin Hart, yeah.
28:23
SPEAKER_04: But I think they're both really funny.
28:25
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
28:25
SPEAKER_04: But it's the musical bit.
28:26
SPEAKER_03: But imagine snogging a wrestler.
28:28
SPEAKER_03: That's cool, isn't it?
28:29
SPEAKER_04: That's that's he can't do anything else.
28:32
SPEAKER_03: No.
28:33
SPEAKER_03: Like slam you with a chair afterwards.
28:35
SPEAKER_04: Yes, that.
28:38
SPEAKER_02: Moving on.
28:39
SPEAKER_04: Swiftly.
28:40
SPEAKER_02: Would you rather?
28:42
SPEAKER_02: So I did a would you rather poll for read every message everyone has ever sent about you.
28:49
SPEAKER_02: Ever.
28:50
SPEAKER_02: Paranoia, paranoia.
28:51
SPEAKER_02: Or see who stalks your profile.
28:55
SPEAKER_02: The percentages before I go to the street.
28:57
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
28:57
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
28:58
SPEAKER_03: Okay, let's hear them.
28:59
SPEAKER_02: 63% said stalks see who stalks your profile.
29:02
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
29:03
SPEAKER_02: And then 37% said read messages people have sent about you.
29:10
SPEAKER_02: What are you saying?
29:11
SPEAKER_04: Oh, stalk.
29:12
SPEAKER_04: Like whoever's stalking my.
29:13
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, exactly.
29:14
SPEAKER_04: I don't care what people say, it's up to them.
29:16
SPEAKER_02: You definitely do.
29:17
SPEAKER_03: I don't.
29:17
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but everyone I say that and I actually I really care.
29:20
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
29:20
SPEAKER_03: But ignorance is bliss.
29:21
SPEAKER_03: I don't want to know.
29:22
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, but you'll say, yeah, that's probably that then.
29:25
SPEAKER_04: Don't need to know.
29:26
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
29:26
SPEAKER_03: Make love not all.
29:28
SPEAKER_03: I do.
29:28
SPEAKER_04: If they Yeah.
29:29
SPEAKER_04: I don't care.
29:29
SPEAKER_04: If they've got my number, you can you can give them some you know, they can have an opinion on you.
29:35
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I'd love to see you have a look.
29:36
unknown: Go on.
29:37
SPEAKER_03: A little goose.
29:38
SPEAKER_03: Have a look at me.
29:39
SPEAKER_03: I see you.
29:40
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
29:41
SPEAKER_03: Alright, interesting.
29:43
SPEAKER_03: Um, so we've got some this or that.
29:45
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
29:45
SPEAKER_03: Are you ready?
29:47
SPEAKER_02: I'm ready.
29:48
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
29:49
SPEAKER_03: Partner who texts good morning every day, or one who shows up unexpectedly when you need them.
29:54
SPEAKER_03: Unexpectedly when I need them.
29:55
SPEAKER_03: Be with someone who's funnier than you, or someone who finds everything you say hilarious.
30:01
SPEAKER_03: Everything I say hilarious.
30:03
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, okay.
30:03
SPEAKER_02: Someone can't be funnier than me.
30:05
SPEAKER_03: I'm fucking hilarious.
30:06
SPEAKER_03: I didn't know where you were gonna go with that.
30:07
SPEAKER_02: No, I'm fucking funny.
30:10
SPEAKER_03: Always land on your feet no matter how badly you mess up, or make consistently good decisions, but feel no relief when they pay off.
30:17
SPEAKER_03: No, always land on my feet.
30:19
SPEAKER_03: Um confidently walk into the wrong lecture or meeting and sit down for five minutes before realising.
30:27
SPEAKER_03: That doesn't make sense.
30:29
SPEAKER_02: What's the other part to that?
30:31
SPEAKER_03: There isn't one.
30:33
SPEAKER_02: I would confidently walk in and join in.
30:36
SPEAKER_03: Pocket dial your boss during a private conversation or accidentally join the wrong video call in silence.
30:42
SPEAKER_01: Pocket dial my boss.
30:43
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
30:45
SPEAKER_01: There's not much.
30:46
SPEAKER_01: It's not much that Dickie hasn't.
30:47
SPEAKER_02: There's a friend that joined a Teams call with about 50 other people and her camera was on.
30:53
SPEAKER_02: She was on the loo.
30:54
SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah.
30:56
SPEAKER_02: Haven't told you that one yet.
30:57
SPEAKER_02: Why was she on the loo?
30:58
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, she doesn't know how long it was on for either.
30:59
SPEAKER_03: Oh no! That feels like something that would have happened during COVID, you know, when everyone was new to the whole working from home thing.
31:06
SPEAKER_03: Um, just real quick side note when I was in New York, I was in the queue for Cats Deli, you know, the sandwich shop.
31:12
SPEAKER_03: I know you've been there.
31:13
SPEAKER_03: Heavy with that place.
31:14
SPEAKER_03: But anyone that's been, have you ever been?
31:15
SPEAKER_03: Cats Deli is unreal.
31:17
SPEAKER_03: If you go to New York, Cats Deli is where it's at.
31:19
SPEAKER_03: It's like the best sandwiches ever.
31:20
SPEAKER_03: And it's 100% worth of weight.
31:22
SPEAKER_03: Anyway, so I'm stood outside and it's like queuing right around the corner.
31:25
SPEAKER_03: This guy in front of me is holding his phone.
31:28
SPEAKER_03: He's on a team school.
31:30
SPEAKER_03: And I was like, now this is flexible working.
31:33
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
31:33
SPEAKER_03: He had his camera off and he had stayed on mute, and then every now and again he'd rejoin.
31:37
SPEAKER_02: Rich, look up Cats Deli on Instagram.
31:40
SPEAKER_02: They were on Man versus Food.
31:42
SPEAKER_02: Disappointed.
31:43
SPEAKER_03: That's kind of how they like Yeah.
31:45
SPEAKER_03: That's how they came onto my radar.
31:47
SPEAKER_03: Working twice.
31:49
SPEAKER_03: Yes, I'm real.
31:50
SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah, yeah.
31:50
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, 10 out of 10.
31:51
SPEAKER_03: Anyway, right, moving on for Cats Deli.
31:53
SPEAKER_03: Um, oh my god, maybe one day our podcast will be big enough that we'll get put on the wall in Cats Deli if we go.
31:59
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we're not taking you.
32:00
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
32:00
SPEAKER_03: So basically, any but any famous is like Leo's been in there, go on.
32:04
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
32:04
SPEAKER_03: Loads of famouses, they take their photo and they put it on the wall.
32:07
SPEAKER_03: Very cool, very American.
32:09
SPEAKER_03: Anyway, um, find a stranger's plaster in your takeaway, or a mystery crisp at the bottom of your bag.
32:16
SPEAKER_03: Mystery crisp, obviously.
32:19
SPEAKER_03: Sleep in a hotel bed, you've seen them change, or one that looks clean but you didn't.
32:25
SPEAKER_03: Seen them change.
32:26
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
32:27
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
32:27
SPEAKER_03: But then also, when are you ever gonna see them change a sheet?
32:30
SPEAKER_03: Because you go into the room and it's already done.
32:33
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
32:34
SPEAKER_02: That's not the question.
32:34
SPEAKER_03: Anywho, uh, spend a year completely off grid with no tech, or a year in a city where you know nobody.
32:41
SPEAKER_02: Year in a city, because given the power cut situation last night, I cannot cope.
32:46
SPEAKER_02: I'd go no tech.
32:48
SPEAKER_02: But I did do that to be fair.
32:49
SPEAKER_02: I moved to London knowing no one.
32:51
SPEAKER_02: Did you not know anybody?
32:53
SPEAKER_02: I was with a guy I was dating, but he had a job I didn't, so I literally just had to figure it out.
32:57
SPEAKER_02: I knew no one.
32:58
SPEAKER_03: Fair play.
32:59
SPEAKER_02: And now shout out to Soph, who I worked with in London for many, many moons.
33:03
SPEAKER_02: She's one of my closest friends still.
33:05
SPEAKER_02: I love that.
33:06
SPEAKER_02: We both have the same amount of trauma from the same job.
33:10
SPEAKER_02: Right.
33:11
SPEAKER_02: Have the ability to pause time or rewind the last five minutes whenever you want.
33:19
SPEAKER_02: Pause time.
33:20
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
33:21
SPEAKER_02: Always mishear lyrics and sing them wrong.
33:25
SPEAKER_02: Or always forget the words right before your favourite part.
33:30
SPEAKER_03: I already mishear lyrics and sing them wrong, so we're okay with it.
33:34
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
33:34
SPEAKER_03: I miss hearing those lyrics still.
33:37
SPEAKER_02: Be the person who does a speech at every wedding, or the one who always cries at them uncontrollably.
33:43
SPEAKER_02: I know the answer to that.
33:44
SPEAKER_03: I'm a crier.
33:46
SPEAKER_03: I am a crier.
33:47
SPEAKER_03: As soon as I back you to do a speech.
33:49
SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah, I'll take the speech because as soon as I see a bride walk down the aisle, uh, tears come into my eyes.
33:55
SPEAKER_03: And the worst thing is I don't even have to know them.
33:57
SPEAKER_03: So if I sing at weddings and they're like, oh, can you sing me down the aisle?
34:01
SPEAKER_03: Oh, I'll do it.
34:02
SPEAKER_03: I will do it.
34:03
SPEAKER_03: However, I can't look at you.
34:05
SPEAKER_03: If you cry at my wedding, I'll kill you.
34:06
SPEAKER_03: Of course I'm gonna cry, you fuckwit.
34:08
SPEAKER_03: Cry at my wedding or I'll stab you, all right.
34:10
SPEAKER_02: I will cry at your wedding.
34:11
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, good.
34:12
SPEAKER_02: But that's because I'm there.
34:15
SPEAKER_02: Do you know what I said to Charlie's boyfriend once quickly before we move on?
34:18
SPEAKER_02: They hadn't been together that long, and he was getting really chopsy.
34:22
SPEAKER_02: And I did look at him and go, I'll be in the wedding.
34:25
SPEAKER_02: You might not be.
34:28
SPEAKER_02: And he was like, ha.
34:30
SPEAKER_02: And he never relaxed.
34:31
SPEAKER_02: Back chatted me since you forgot about that, didn't you?
34:37
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I enjoyed that.
34:38
SPEAKER_03: That was funny.
34:40
SPEAKER_02: Anyway, moving on.
34:42
SPEAKER_02: Um, realise you've been walking around all day with your top on inside out or your shoes on the wrong feet.
34:49
SPEAKER_03: Oh, inside out.
34:50
SPEAKER_03: Inside out.
34:50
SPEAKER_03: That's how uncomfortable it would be.
34:51
SPEAKER_03: Wrong shoes.
34:52
SPEAKER_03: Wait, wrong feet.
34:53
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
34:53
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
34:54
SPEAKER_02: Eat cereal with orange juice instead of milk, or drink a full glass of warm milk before every meal.
34:59
SPEAKER_03: Oh, I love a glass of warm milk.
35:01
SPEAKER_02: Do you?
35:02
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
35:02
SPEAKER_02: I thought you were a hater on milk.
35:04
SPEAKER_03: No, I fucking love it.
35:06
unknown: Wow.
35:06
SPEAKER_03: Love it.
35:07
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it makes you feel real full.
35:08
SPEAKER_03: Very nice.
35:08
SPEAKER_03: I might have a glass before I go to bed tonight.
35:10
SPEAKER_03: Never say that ever again.
35:11
SPEAKER_03: Real full.
35:12
SPEAKER_03: Real full.
35:12
SPEAKER_03: But who's put imagine putting orange juice in your cereal?
35:15
SPEAKER_03: I reckon I could try it.
35:17
SPEAKER_03: Orange juice with rice krispies.
35:19
SPEAKER_02: Snap, crackle, and pop.
35:21
SPEAKER_02: Um reply, you too, when a waiter says enjoy your meal.
35:28
SPEAKER_02: Or wish someone happy birthday on the wrong day.
35:32
SPEAKER_03: I'm wishing someone a happy birthday on the wrong day.
35:34
SPEAKER_02: Are you?
35:35
SPEAKER_02: You too.
35:37
SPEAKER_02: Why did I just say that?
35:38
SPEAKER_03: See you soon, you too.
35:40
SPEAKER_03: Oh.
35:41
SPEAKER_03: They're a band, don't you know?
35:43
SPEAKER_03: Don't you know?
35:46
SPEAKER_02: Oh god.
35:48
SPEAKER_02: Right.
35:49
SPEAKER_02: Rolling up everything, wrapping up for the week, your random thoughts go.
35:54
SPEAKER_03: Okay, so I used this turn of phrase the other day, and I think more people need to do it.
36:00
SPEAKER_03: So if you're on your own, I think you need to refer to yourself as Anne Hathaway.
36:06
SPEAKER_03: Like, oh, I'm happy.
36:07
SPEAKER_02: You know she's pregnant right now, right?
36:08
SPEAKER_03: Oh, Queen, go on.
36:09
SPEAKER_03: Good feeling.
36:10
SPEAKER_02: She's very much not on her own.
36:11
SPEAKER_03: No, but in Les Miz, she sings on my own.
36:15
SPEAKER_03: Oh no.
36:16
SPEAKER_03: Now I'm with you.
36:16
SPEAKER_03: So I think we need to start using that as a uh as a turnphrase.
36:20
SPEAKER_03: Alright.
36:20
unknown: Okay.
36:21
SPEAKER_03: What are you doing tonight?
36:22
SPEAKER_03: I'm Hanna Hathaway.
36:23
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's matching.
36:24
SPEAKER_02: Actually has a nicer ring to it than Bridget Jones.
36:28
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I'm Anna Hathaway.
36:29
SPEAKER_02: Because Kaz and I used to sing all by myself quite a lot.
36:33
SPEAKER_02: Get your blue super.
36:36
SPEAKER_02: This one, it will divide people.
36:40
SPEAKER_02: Getting under someone to get over someone.
36:43
SPEAKER_02: Thoughts.
36:43
SPEAKER_02: Where do we stand on it?
36:47
SPEAKER_02: I yeah, I don't think it helps.
36:49
SPEAKER_02: I think both of you, input-wise, I don't think it helps.
36:52
SPEAKER_02: I think it might do with men.
36:54
SPEAKER_02: I could be bullshitting here, but I don't think it does with women.
36:57
SPEAKER_03: I know I don't think it helps.
36:59
SPEAKER_03: I think um if you've been I'm just thinking back to my own experiences.
37:06
SPEAKER_03: If you've been in a long-term relationship with someone, I think whoever comes next is quite important.
37:14
SPEAKER_03: Like you need to know them, trust them, feel safe with them.
37:18
SPEAKER_03: It's quite a big thing, depending on how long you've been with someone.
37:21
SPEAKER_03: I think if you're like casually dating multiple people and a fling doesn't work out, then yeah, go on, yeeha, go for it.
37:28
SPEAKER_03: But again, I think it's that whole thing I've touched on it before, where I think for women, gen again, generally speaking, yeah, I think there's much more of an emotional connection that is required there.
37:38
SPEAKER_03: Whether it's just pure friendship and you are friends with Ben's, which a lot of women can't do, you can, girls, shut off the emotions.
37:45
SPEAKER_03: Put them in a fucking box.
37:46
SPEAKER_03: Put them in a fucking box.
37:47
SPEAKER_03: Um, but I think it's a much more intimate thing for a woman than it is a man.
37:55
SPEAKER_03: So no, I don't think I don't I don't think it's healthy.
38:00
SPEAKER_03: I think you need to process your emotions, yeah.
38:03
SPEAKER_03: And then go have a good time with the right person.
38:05
SPEAKER_02: I'm all up for the hot girl summer vibes, like fucking go for it.
38:08
SPEAKER_02: But I still think you'll you basically end up running away from your feelings about that person and then they just come back and it's it's even worse.
38:15
SPEAKER_02: Raise its head in a really ugly way.
38:16
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
38:17
SPEAKER_03: Process those.
38:17
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
38:18
SPEAKER_03: Feel the feels, Rich.
38:20
SPEAKER_04: I agree.
38:21
SPEAKER_04: Same.
38:21
SPEAKER_04: I do.
38:22
SPEAKER_04: Getting under someone to get over someone.
38:23
SPEAKER_04: I didn't you no, you don't need to take some time.
38:26
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
38:27
SPEAKER_04: Because even if you do do that, you end up the next person gets hurt and you feel bad about that.
38:32
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, that's true.
38:33
SPEAKER_03: Because then they're carrying your emotional baggage.
38:35
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
38:36
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
38:37
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
38:37
SPEAKER_03: Interesting.
38:38
SPEAKER_03: You continue, eh?
38:39
SPEAKER_03: Um, I've got a life hack for you.
38:41
SPEAKER_03: Go on.
38:42
SPEAKER_03: A reverse lion.
38:44
SPEAKER_03: Have you ever heard of a reverse lion before, Rich?
38:47
unknown: No.
38:47
SPEAKER_03: Let me talk you through the reverse lion.
38:49
SPEAKER_02: Oh, God.
38:50
SPEAKER_03: It's basically an early night.
38:52
SPEAKER_03: So, yeah.
38:55
SPEAKER_03: It's as simple as that.
38:56
SPEAKER_03: She thinks she's Oprah Winfrey.
38:58
SPEAKER_03: I am Oprah.
38:59
SPEAKER_03: So if you're Mark me.
39:00
SPEAKER_04: Car keys under the sofa.
39:02
SPEAKER_03: If you if you're going somewhere, say like you've got an early start the next morning and you're absolutely shattered, or you just want to feel like you've had a lion, even though you haven't, you've just tricked your body.
39:12
SPEAKER_03: You go to bed an hour earlier.
39:13
SPEAKER_03: Your body's had more sleep.
39:14
SPEAKER_03: Feels like it's had a lion.
39:15
SPEAKER_03: You've done a reverse lion.
39:19
SPEAKER_02: If I was close enough to punch you in the tit, I would.
39:22
SPEAKER_02: Because I just think you're an idiot.
39:24
SPEAKER_03: Try it.
39:25
SPEAKER_03: Come back to me.
39:26
SPEAKER_02: No, I didn't know I won't.
39:27
SPEAKER_02: I won't.
39:29
SPEAKER_02: But alright, I understand the concept, but for fuck's sake, that was land your plane.
39:34
SPEAKER_03: Reverse lion.
39:35
SPEAKER_03: Um one more thing before we before we fuck off for the week.
39:41
SPEAKER_03: I saw something earlier on this week.
39:42
SPEAKER_03: So we like taxidermy.
39:44
SPEAKER_03: We have Lola, we have Beth Dutton here, our little mice.
39:47
SPEAKER_03: We do.
39:48
SPEAKER_03: Um I saw a clip of a lady who'd had her horse taxidermied.
39:53
SPEAKER_03: No.
39:54
SPEAKER_03: And I'd really like to know.
39:56
SPEAKER_03: I've joked about it before with Britt, but it's my way of processing his death already, even though he's very much alive and well.
40:02
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
40:03
SPEAKER_03: Would you have your dog taxidermied?
40:07
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
40:09
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
40:10
SPEAKER_02: Because I love them both so much, and I just think it I think it would be weird not having their character in them.
40:18
SPEAKER_02: I'm unsure.
40:20
SPEAKER_02: Can't answer.
40:22
SPEAKER_03: So I've joked.
40:23
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I've joked about it.
40:24
SPEAKER_03: Part of me is like, and I know there'll be some animal activists who'll be like, oh, it's derogatory towards animals, but a little Brynn holding up a tree that you put your keys in at home.
40:37
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
40:39
SPEAKER_01: Or just oh that's just where I put my house keys.
40:42
SPEAKER_01: Terrester glass.
40:43
SPEAKER_01: That was a once-a-household pet.
40:46
SPEAKER_03: On a serious note, I don't think I I don't think I could do it.
40:49
SPEAKER_03: I think it's nice when people keep um maybe like a bit of the hair and they put it in some jewellery or something like that.
40:54
SPEAKER_02: But let it- Oh, I think hair's weird.
40:56
SPEAKER_03: Oh no, oh from other people.
40:58
SPEAKER_03: Oh, I thought you meant humans.
40:59
SPEAKER_03: Animals.
40:59
SPEAKER_03: No, no, no, no, from animals.
41:01
SPEAKER_03: Or you can have like their ashes put into things.
41:02
SPEAKER_03: I think that's quite nice.
41:03
SPEAKER_03: But let it be known when Brynn dies, I will go into mourning.
41:07
SPEAKER_03: We're gonna wear black.
41:08
SPEAKER_03: I'll wear bright black or bit half mass.
41:10
SPEAKER_03: I'll wear bright orange.
41:11
SPEAKER_03: Or a Welsh rugby shirt everywhere because he's a Welsh boy.
41:14
SPEAKER_03: But I just thought the horse thing, and I will say, like, obviously, we appreciate a bit of taxidermy, and I do think it is an art.
41:22
SPEAKER_03: Like, some people get it very wrong.
41:23
SPEAKER_03: There is a Facebook page, Bad Taxidermy.
41:25
SPEAKER_03: Have a look, it's a great laugh.
41:26
SPEAKER_03: Oh, they're awful.
41:27
SPEAKER_03: Rich will send it to you, you'll enjoy it.
41:29
SPEAKER_03: Anyway, everybody, after this, because we're almost done, search Bad Taxidermy on Facebook.
41:33
SPEAKER_03: You will enjoy, but it is also an art, and we've spoken about at some point we'd like to go and give it a go.
41:40
SPEAKER_03: Like, how somebody has managed to restore these teeny tiny mice and put little teeny tiny, you know.
41:47
SPEAKER_03: Mine's got blusher on.
41:49
unknown: Yeah.
41:49
SPEAKER_02: She's got blusher, she's got lipstick.
41:51
SPEAKER_02: Let me fucking tell you.
41:52
SPEAKER_03: Like, regardless of what you think about it, it is an art.
41:54
SPEAKER_03: And it is impressive.
41:55
SPEAKER_03: But this horse that she had done, and I'd be so curious to know.
42:03
SPEAKER_03: Maybe I'll come prepped next time to let you know how much the lady spent on it.
42:06
SPEAKER_03: But it looked absolutely spectacular.
42:08
SPEAKER_02: Alright.
42:08
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
42:09
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
42:09
SPEAKER_02: Anyway, give us a like, give us a follow.
42:12
SPEAKER_02: Subscribe.
42:14
SPEAKER_02: Pet your dog.
42:15
SPEAKER_02: Pet someone else's dog.
42:16
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42:17
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42:19
SPEAKER_02: And um yeah, the anonymous form.
42:21
SPEAKER_02: And until next Friday, stay toxic.