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Episode 68 | 2023 Year In Review Part 2 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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Welcome inside the treehouse on this first day of twenty twenty four, And I
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hope everyone had a wonderful and safe New Year's Eve. And it's interesting because
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we haven't really delved into, like, you know, the resolutions or goals
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or anything like that for this year. But I think at this point each
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year, I go into each year wondering, is this the year where Tara's
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chicken math, you know, really explodes and we go from whatever like six
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chickens that we currently have to many, many, many many more chicken math.
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Yeah. Yeah, it's chicken math. There's there's other types of math
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as well. There's horse math, there's chicken math. It's basically, you
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say, I'm gonna get a couple of chickens, and two turns into six
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and next thing you know, you've got seventy five chickens on a fifty foot
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catamaran off of Water Island in the US Virgin Islands. Yeah. I'm specifically
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talking about the lady that Terra buyas her chickens from what. Okay, I've
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been meaning to ask this for years. Why why? What? Yes?
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Why why white chickens? What? What? What happened? Well, for
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one, the eggs are amazing. Eggs are amazing regardless of what chicken you
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get it from. Not true, trust me. You can you get a
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good egg from a good like good you know, farm free range chicken that
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eats well and is cared for as opposed to being kept in a cage.
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You know all the time, you can tell the difference in the quality of
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the egg, trust me. But you can't. You can and look like
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like there's even so like the lady that raises the chickens here on the islands
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on her boat boat. Yeah, that she lives on a boat and the
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chickens live with her, so they live on a boat. Chickens. She'll
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actually boat chickens. What they'll do is what she does is she'll actually order
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the eggs of specific breeds of chickens from the mainland, so from the states,
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like from Florida or wherever, and they'll ship those eggs in and then
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she hatches them. So she orders them from a hatchery and then she gets
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them on the boat. Then she hatches them, she raises them and then
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sells them off to raise your chicken people like like my wife, Yeah,
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okay, partly because the chickens on like island chickens are very different than state
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side chickens because the chickens that are here, they have an accent makes some
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eggs now to reggae. All right, look, I would love to dispel
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these horrific chicken stereotypes, but it turns out everything you said is a hundred
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percent accurate. Okay, So this is all white people stuff, right,
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Like the lady that has the boat chickens, is she a white lady.
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Yeah? Yeah, and she sells it to white people. Well, there
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are other people, I'm sure that by her her state side chickens. So
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you're not buying local, no, no, these this is definitely anti local
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because the local chickens, those aren't owned by anybody. They are completely independent,
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free range, living in and around dumpsters. Just mad max chickens everywhere
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with lit they're not. They are different. Plus, like if you want
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meat from a chicken, it's also very different tray. You grew up sometimes
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on a ranch. You know the difference in chicken breeds. So like the
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chickens that we got from from the chicken from the boat lady, the boat
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chicken lady, there are a few different breeds and they're much larger than the
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island chickens. Island chickens tend to be smaller and scrong here. But who
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would went in a cock fight, the island chicken or the mainland. You
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know what, if you make the wrong turn on one of these roads,
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you can probably find out and my money is going to be on the island
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chickens, because those those chickens are from the streets. You got a chickens,
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yea. These the chickens have come in from you know, come in
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from the States. I mean those are, like I said, those are
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States side chickens. They don't understand the mean streets of the Yeah. It's
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it's just amazing, Like what what what white people will buy? It's amazing
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to me. It's uh the pet rock. Uh you guys killed it on
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that the mulahoop? Solid white people move Uh now huh inside chickens. Hula
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hoops can be sexy, though, can they in the right hips? Yes?
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They can. No. Like, imagine imagine Shakira doing a five minute
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long hula hoop video. You'd watch that? No, I would not.
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I'd be like, why is that grown lady using a hula hoop? Because
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she doesn't need the hula hoop to be sexy with the hips. That's is
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that a visual aid let's go No, it's it's just an accessory to it.
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I gotcha. Okay, yeah, see this is how it sells.
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This is this is the board meeting, like, how do we sell this
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hula hoop? Put a chicken in a bikini and they're like, oh,
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white dudes will buy it. And then absolutely, I think that's part of
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the reason trampoline popularity surged at during The Man Show's run. Yes, I
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mean that, but that was that was very very targeted. This this is
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the crazy lady on a boat that likes to raise chickens. And then she's
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like, white people will buy these, and you guys did m hm,
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how many do you have? Now? Six? You have six chickens.
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You didn't seem really sure with that answer, Dan, I'm not sure day
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to day what the actual number is. Is this where is this where chicken
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math comes in? Yeah, because I wake up. I don't know if
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they multiplied, because I understand horse math, because like horse math is whatever
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number you throw out, multiply at times one hundred. You know, it's
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like if they say, oh, that's going to cost one hundred bucks.
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It's probably gonna cost more, you know, like ten thousand. That's that's
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horse math. Horse math. You guys are just taking like as a as
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a as an Indian person. You guys have bastardized math. It's it's the
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one thing that we cherish outside of the spell. Well a lot of it.
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I think it all falls under the subset of girl math. Yeah,
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girl math. But what we as men know better than to call it that.
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That's why we give it the subset names. Yeah, horse math,
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chicken math. Boat math is also a thing shoe math. What the fuck
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are you people talking about? When you when your girl goes to you know,
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shopping, and you you ask her what'd you buy it? She goes,
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Oh, I got a couple pairs of shoes. That means she probably
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got five shoe math. Shoe math. I'm gonna have to I'm gonna take
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this back to India and just uh blow people's minds. Uh with with with
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shoe math chicken because I mean, we have it all. We have shoes,
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we have chicken, we have horses. Cow math. Can we do
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cow math? What is cow math? Isn't that you're that that's kind of
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your deal isn't it. Well, I think I think Indian cow math is
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going to be very different than Texan cow math because we see that cow right
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there, one hundred and twenty five burners. That's that's very accurate because like
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in India, the cow math will actually add up, whereas in Texas cow
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math hit subtracts. I'll about to tech and twelve bets. You're in the
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call eight three to three Cook DFW. Now we know that Christmas is behind
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us, the New Year is upon us. So I'm curious, Daniel,
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do what do you do any New Year's resolutions? Well, I don't be
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honest. Now, we're not a big resolution home. I think when the
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older you get, the more you figure out that it's not about resolution,
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it's more about a lifestyle. So I think when I was younger, you
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know, yeah, I always go back to the gym more. You always
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say I'm gonna only drink two days a week instead of four. I'm going
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to try to learn Spanish. So I'm going to dictate, you know,
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four days a week to learning Spanish or you know, all these things that
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people do. Right, it's popular. It is something that I think it
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gives you a I don't think it's about the New Year revolution. I think
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it just gives people a solid start to something new that they want to try.
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But it's hard. It's hard because your real life gets in the way.
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And so usually that's what I'm saying is the older you get, the
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more real life stuff you have. You have, the kids, you have,
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the career, you have, the travel that you're trying to do,
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you have the relatives, and so all of that just compounds and so it's
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just really hard. It has to become a habit. Let's just say that
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if it's not a habit and it's not meanful, you're not going to follow
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them. So that I think that's why we just stopped doing them. I
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think you're right. Also, I mean, just between family and work.
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It's very difficult to cut drinking down to just two days a week. Two
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days a week. Wow, I'm talking to Okay, So what what's the
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dot com. So, RAJ, you were mentioning how white people will buy
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pretty much anything. And it's true. Well, I mean it is,
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okay, like you're not going to get people like myself or people of color
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to just randomly buy boat chickens, like that's just not that's not a thing.
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So but I do believe that there are areas where all of our cultures
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and races meet in the middle. Okay, and that's porn because we all
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see, I don't care what country, I don't care what continent, I
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don't care what color you are, even your your sexual orientation, whatever it
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is. Everybody has their own kink, right, Everyone has some porn that
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they will occasionally look at. And one of the things I now look forward
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to every year at the end of every year is the porn Hub Year in
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Review. That's where porn Hub comes out and tells everyone what everyone has been
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searching for, so you can compare what your taste and kink sar to everybody
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else, and that way you can see, well, am I with the
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weirdo? Or am I actually more normal than I think? And it's really
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really fascinating. So yeah, it's one of the things I look forward to
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review. Okay, what are we? Uh? What? What is uh?
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What is the year in review? Tell us? It tells us a
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number of things. Raguh. For example, I want you both to think
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about your average uh when your average session time. When you you know,
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it's like you need some special alone time or you just need to, you
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know, just clear the pipes because medically it's a good thing to clear the
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pipes. If because you don't want to get backed up, that that's bad,
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that's that's very unhealthy. So think about how long you normally take to
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do that. And I want you to bid a number in your head.
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Please God, don't tell me. I don't want to know it. Okay,
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but the over under here, according to pornhub, is nine minutes and
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fifty one seconds. Okay, the average self mutilation session. I probably shouldn't
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use that in this contest, so we're going to think it's actual mutilation.
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The average time for an individual to self love self love, thank you,
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Raj is nine minutes fifty one second, So just shy have ten minutes?
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Wow, So think about that again to yourself. I don't want to know
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the answer. Are you above or below? This is one of those over
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unders tray I don't want to send to your bookie. Also, that's an
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average, So, I mean there are some states that take longer, some
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that take less, Like Louisiana was on the short end. They like to
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get in and out and under eight and a half minutes, whereas Marilyn really
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likes to draw things out a little bit and they go an average of eleven
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and a half minutes of Wow. Yeah, okay, Now that's not all
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that porn Hub discovered in their year in review for the year of twenty twenty
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three. They also found ninety one percent of all porn was watched on phones
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this year, including ninety three percent right here in the United States. Yep.
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And are you curious how many of those viewers are women? Yes?
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Yeah, thirty six percent of those viewers were female, which is up twelve
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percentage points from twenty fifteen. So you know, ladies watching watching their stuff
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is on the rise, and I'm actually kind of surprised that number thirty six
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percent isn't higher. Yeah. Also, he searches there's you know, there's
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a lot of housewives that aren't going to fess up to their porn Hub usage.
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Yeah. You God blessed team jobs. He really made so many things
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possible for us. He put the jobs. No, it's a right.
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The fact that you stopped halfway made it funnier. U searches including the words
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and this may this may be where the housewives come into play. Searches including
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the words big, bigger, and biggest or up one hundred and seventy seven
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percent, and if you're looking for a new a new person to follow when
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it comes to porn. The top searched porn star this year was a Bella
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Danger, followed by Angela White and Eva Elfie. All right, those are
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your top three searched porn stars on the porn hub. Now, oh yeah,
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okay, well well that's good, yeah, okay, big, big,
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big, bigger, biggest. Okay. It was one hundred and seventy
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seven percent from a year to year. One hundred and seventy seven percent.
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That's a big incris, that's a bigger or the biggest. But we don't
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know if it's biggest until we see a year in review for next year.
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But this year I have figured out though, that really is one of the
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great generational gaps that we have, is no one the younger generations. They
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don't know that there was a time where porn was not just at your fingertips
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like you. Actually, we refer to those as the dark ages. They
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can't even fathom having to make do with a magazine. No, not just
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any magazine, but the Seers catalog when you're looking forward to seriously, when
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you're looking forward to the to the holiday catalogs from J. C. Penny
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and Dillard's and Sears and not just for the craftsmen tools. That's how,
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you know, That is how. And then if you occasionally get your hands
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on a Victoria's Secret cadillag, oh my god. Back in the day,
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I just remember, like when I was a kid, like you had to
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befriend somebody whose parents had a stash and and and again they weren't good people.
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Uh like, you know, my dad's got porn. Of course he
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does something. You're thirteen with a neck tattoo. Yes, wild assumptions about
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people, RAJ. My dad had a healthy stack of Playboy, and I
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turned out mostly I said, I said, porn, not Playboy. Oh
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okay, man, Yeah that's true, that's not exactly. That was artistic.
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When you were like big, big, biggest, I'm like, why
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don't you say black duds? Yeah? Usually those searches get included on here,
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but for some reason it didn't. I will say one of my favorite
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things about the porn hub Urine review is the map that gets released, so
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you get to see what the most popular searches were state by state in the
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United States. Gotcha, porn hub? All right? Mm hm in h
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and I'll give you a few examples. Oregon is into nudists, wyomings likes
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goth Don't know why, but it is Utah, no surprise. Their top
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search term is Mormons Hawaii. Mormons Hawaii, meanwhile, tends to take a
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more narcissistic approach, so the porn searchers in Hawaii actually just search for Hawaiian
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porn or just the rock home videos. Oh, Kansas is a big search
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term is close up. Minnesota is into tickling, Wisconsin wants to swing,
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Florida likes fantasy Indiana. Indiana wants chubby porn. And I'm not sure why,
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but Mississippi is into furries. Okay, And I'm sure you're all wondering,
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well, what about us? What about the great state of Texas?
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What is what is the great search term in the state of Texas on porn
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Hub for twenty twenty three, creamy Texas really creamy creamy. Okay, Like,
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don't get me wrong. In Texas, I know we like our gravy,
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but I don't want those two worlds. Like I'm never ordering it.
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Loubi's the same way again. How fun the next time you drive by cracker
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barrel, that's gonna be a new category at waffle hous some mother covered in
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creamy dan? Is that conflicting with you? You know Texas is creamy,
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and then you know, I guess in the Islands it's it's gonna be Island
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chicken. There are moments like this tray where even though I've known you for
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many, many years, I don't like you. At least you have content
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ideas for only Dance in twenty twenty four. Yeah, big and creamy,
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that's those are the big takeaways you can Big and creamy. That's gonna be
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the new country pop sensation, big and rich. Here's big and cream opening
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up for jelly roll. You're in the Treehouse. Visit us online at Treehouseonair
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dot com. Let's talk to Jacqueline from Brooks Plumbing two one, four thirty
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six, eight thirty eight thirty eight the website Brooks Plumbing Texas dot Com.
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All the holiday stuff is mostly behind us, and uh now we're looking into
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twenty twenty four. People are writing down their goals. Do you do those,
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Jacqueline, do you do there? The New Year's Eve resolutions? I
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would like to say than I do, but I don't. I know I
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need to lose some weight and I'd love to save more money. So make
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money, lose weight, get money, be sexy. That's those are two
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good ones. And the good news is that's that's true year round. I
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mean, that's that's as good in January as it is in you know,
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July. Yeah, I mean, no, I got nothing. All I
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got is wanted to go into the new year, eat my twelve grapes for
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good luck, and just not get hit by any falling anvils this year.
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You know, twelve grapes for good luck. I've not heard of that.
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Have you ever heard of the like New Year's Day you're supposed to eat?
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I don't know what the meal is. I just know it comes with sour
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kraut. Have you ever heard that? I have not. I'm very familiar
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with the black eyed peas and Tara and I do that. But that's a
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thing, that's a thing. But you're supposed to eat twelve grapes at midnight.
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I guess this is just like the Italian version, because one grape for
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every month for like a fruitful year, keep away the bad spirits. Good
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luck, okay, sure, good luck into the year. See. I'm
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one of those people that likes to say I'm not superstitious, but then I
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hear something like that, like, man, I'll give that a shot.
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It's worth it. Why not? What twelve grapes? I can do that
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and see if it helps? Yeah, why not? So it's it won't
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urt you, and it's certainly not going to clog my pipes. So called
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Brooks Plumbing for any and all of your plumbing once and needs two one four,
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eight thirty eight thirty eight or Brooks Plumbing Texas dot Com. I wonder if
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they've ever gotten a call at Brooks Plumbing about something big and creamy clogging up
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some pipes. I ask, bigger, biggest, creamy, creamy or creamiest.
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Yeah. See, that's that's good. That's gonna be on the waffle
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houseman. You know, I promise you imagine that when when the waitress yells
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at you from you know, behind the counter, like you want that creamy,
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creamier or creamiest. I ain't got all that make the cream. I
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saw that scene in Van Wilder and almost didn't grow up like this close to
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pukey that was that was that nasty stuff? Oh all right, there was
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a there was a great story that this I think was. It was a
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couple of months ago that we for whatever reason, didn't get to and it
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hit the floor of the treehouse. But we decided in our New Year's Eve,
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drunken stupid to pick it up and say, hey, you here in
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the treehouse, you need to hear about this story. It's important okay,
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because there are people in this world that have a tendency to not just fantasize
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about the things they want to do or the people they want to be,
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they actually go out and achieve it. And that's what this particular gentleman did.
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He is a true trendsetter. He is possibly an overachiever, but he's
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very obviously goal oriented. So you know, like when people will say if
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you have a goal in mind, whether it's a resolution or just whatever it
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is, you could write it on like a vision board or something, or
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they just say to write it down and put it on a fridge and that
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helps you as a daily reminder for that, you know, to do things
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every day to achieve that goal. Right. Yeah, this guy took it
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a step further and he put his goal in tattoo form on his body.
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Yeah. So here we have a car burglary suspect with all gas, no
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breaks, tattoo crashed during a police chase. Please tell me this is in
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Florida. It is. I'd love to share the wealth of stupid with another
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state in these great United States, because not all the stupid happens in Florida,
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but this is one of those where it really seems like the cream really
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does rise to the top in Florida. So this guy has the tattoo all
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Gas No Breaks rajs. I'm gonna let you guess where on his body you
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think this all gas no Breaks tattoo is. I will take forehead for two
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hundred Ooh, that's actually incorrect. Oh no, that is incorrect, tray.
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I will now shift it over to you. Where on this gentleman,
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and I use that term loosely body, does he have his all gas No
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Breaks tattoo displayed neck? We have a winner. Oh, all gas no
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breaks in It's not really a gothic font. It's actually an interesting font.
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I'm not even sure what font that is, and I like comic font?
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Is it a comic sond it is? Not? That would have made it
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awesome because the comic sans font is the one that the Internet loves to make
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fun of, and had it been that one, that would have been superb.
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I think it had been winging it would have been even better. Oh
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you mean like the uh you mean like the new Twitter logo that Elon Musk
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has bestowed upon everyone. I can't unsee that. I saw it was.
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I think it's Adam Ruins Everything, actor writer comedian Adam Connover. I saw
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a post that he did a couple of weeks ago saying that, you know,
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Elon Musk has been obsessed with X four years and that's it's well documented.
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It's what got him fired from what eventually became PayPal, because Elon Musk
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wanted to call it X, and they're like, get the f out,
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and and they changed him to PayPal and it became crazy successful, and now
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he want, you know, he buys Twitter for forty four billion dollars and
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he changes the name to X because he's obsessed with it. And the logo
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is the actual wing ding font from like our nineties computers letter yes yes,
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And once I saw that. And just because two million, two million Teslas
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were recalled two days ago for the uh or the malfunctioning of the autopilot,
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So be careful on those roads this year, says the man who just got
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into a car wreck. He's speaking from experience. Mine was a good old
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fashioned gmc van so yes in Polk County, Florida, A thirty seven year
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old man with an all gas no brakes tattoo into a series of car burglaries
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with a crash during a police chase. Timothy Hoague was speeding in a two
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thousand and six Cadillac CTS when he crashed. There was a passenger in the
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vehicle with him. Her name is Rebecca Kozb She was in that Cadillac with
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him. She's also a suspect in the car burglary. She was injured.
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Timothy is now facing charges of burglary of an unoccupied conveyance with an enhancement of
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crossing county lines, felony, petite theft, fleeing to elude, conspiracy to
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commit burglary, possession of methemphetamine no surprise thereession of marijuana because you got to
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come back down from the meth, possession of drug paraphernalia because you don't just
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do that, you know, freehand, and resisting arrest, although without violence.
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Oh, good old Timothy, he knows better than to be violent.
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Uh. Yeah, it really does seem to me that this is an individual
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who has idolized Vin Diesel in the Fast and Furious movies so much. Yeah,
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he shaved his head, shaved his head and got the all Gas No
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Breaks tattoo across the front of his neck. Wow, on his that's a.
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I always wonder this, like when you walk into a tatt like I
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have tattoos, but I the guy who does mine designs them for me.
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I see them, he colors them in, we change it up. Who
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walks in and goes, let me get this, and then the guy goes,
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yeah, that'll be three hundred bucks, Like who does that? Like
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if you walk and go and if I went to my guy, my buddy
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Jake, and I went I want all gas, no breaks, he'd be
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like, hey, man, go sober up. Uh and then and then
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come back when you're not on some sort of painkiller. Well we're not doing
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that. Isn't that how most of the tattoo parlors in Deep Lum survives.
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The drunk person goes in there, he goes, you know, give me,
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I love chickens on my neck? Hold on going on your neck?
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Hold on, I love chickens. Now I have a question. Is it
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island chicken or State side chicken or a boat chicken? What are you getting?
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It's very different. They do have at Lamar Street Tattoo, which is
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deep all of adjacent Lamar Street Tattoo has a gumball machine that has like you
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know, like when you go to the grocery store, like they have the
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little things with the plastic you put fifty bucks in and what no tattoo it
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whatever comes out is what you get. You can't change it. And I've
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watched people while I was getting mine done, watch people come in and just
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giggling, like, here's the fifty bucks and put it in and whatever it
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is, that's what they get permanently on their body. It's actually pretty brilliant
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on their part because then that means they're going to get the return business when
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they decide that, oh I don't want that, and they spend four hundred
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and fifty dollars to cover up the gumball tat. No, the guy,
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the guy who is cubicle is not cubicle, but his chair is next to
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the kumball machine. Is the tattoo removal Guys, it's the best fuck that's
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the best business model. You get him comedy and it's one hundred and fifty
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dollars to have it removed. So it's it's two hundred bucks. Everybody wins.
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This is just uh, this is just the best, like you got
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to see it. It's it's fantastic. Uh but yeah, well uh what
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is I wanted to ask before we get that, what is petit felony?
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What does that mean? Do we know what that is? Uh? It's
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Florida, so it's difficult to uh completely understand because even their laws that get
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broken are weirdly worded. I've never heard of felony petit theft. Oh,
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felony petit theft? Yeah, okay, so I guess it just means a
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small felony as opposed to like a big one. It's like in Texas,
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you know, it's you know, like state felonies are what AB and C
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or something like that. Right Florida, though, I guess it goes You
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would assume their felonies would go big, bigger, biggest. That's a creamy
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felony. But I guess they start with the tee and work out it's also
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barely legal. Thank you, Florida for another content rich year inside the tree.
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Happy new year everyone. I hope it's a great year for you.
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