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Night Shift Ep.136 · HOLOSKY PODCAST

• 0:16
  [UNKNOWN]: Thank you.
• 1:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yo, it's Wednesday, holocult, you know what that means?
• 1:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: Welcome back to the night shift.
• 1:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's us, your boys.
• 1:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: Not to be mistaken for a bunch of fucking nerds.
• 1:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: True story.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: We're just going to battle against the shadow ban.
• 1:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Great news.
• 1:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: The shadow ban.
• 1:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, in that.
• 1:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: With that being said, I did specifically create a room the other day that's called shadow
• 2:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, I mean, technically, it allows us to walk through it.
• 2:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Take that zuck.
• 2:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 2:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: Fucking god, I'm f-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-
• 2:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: because he's looking for him from the future that is from the future uh... to be in a wild little bit in the world of paranormal big flits not real the Loch Ness monsters not real everything he thought was real is not real says who says a fucking nerds okay i don't believe you guys there's a the the documentary the capturing big foot documentary is out
• 3:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: And for a small fee, you can watch it, which I am not paying for it.
• 3:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: So, how much is it?
• 3:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like 15 bucks on Amazon or some shit, I don't know, I just get on Reddit and I can see all the stills and people are just capping the frames from it, so I don't have to pay for it.
• 3:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: But yeah, I was interested in anyway, so.
• 3:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it's, it is from, like, I just,
• 3:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: We should just put out a counter dock that is just 100% dedicated real.
• 3:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, dude, it's I just lurk.
• 3:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm just like a big foot community lurker.
• 3:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: I've never seen it.
• 3:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: So I don't feel like I really have a dog in the fight.
• 3:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know, I want it to be real.
• 3:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: It would be cool.
• 3:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: If it's real.
• 3:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: I haven't seen it with my own eyes, but I also give credibility to people who have seen it.
• 3:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: But this thing is just imploding the big foot community because it's also
• 4:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: The Patterson Gimlin film, you know, it is like a number one source material for the big foot be unreal.
• 4:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 4:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: I guess there was not all the millions of big foot, yes, yes, yes, but go on.
• 4:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
• 4:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: They had, they came out with another piece of footage that is apparently locked away for your years and years and years and years.
• 4:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: That is supposedly a rehearsal for the Patterson Gimlin film.
• 4:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: shows a guy in a suit walking into the classic head turn suits are similar but also not the same the the rehearsal footage kind of looks like a Minecraft suit yeah and all is other bullshit I don't know
• 5:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's just fucking, now everybody's like, ah, of Patty's not real, and that's the biggest piece of Bigfoot evidence we have.
• 5:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: So that can't exist.
• 5:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: Why don't exist?
• 5:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: And none, none, none, none, none, none.
• 5:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: Other people are like, how can you prove that it wasn't just a recreation as opposed to a rehearsal that was taken after the footage?
• 5:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then it's a whole thing.
• 5:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: That video is fake.
• 5:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: Let's say it's been the biggest fake of all big foot time.
• 5:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: It still doesn't mean that it's not real.
• 5:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Precisely.
• 5:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: Because there's thousands among thousands of people that talk about big foot that seem big foot, you have old,
• 5:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: Native American lore that describes Bigfoot before video cameras were even a fucking thing.
• 6:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: These guys were drawing it with fucking dust on the wall, get out of here.
• 6:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, basically it's a bunch of skeptics having a huge, like, I told you so, boner and boom.
• 6:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 6:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: Is there, like, well, you know, Dr. Meldrum, he put a lot of his mid-
• 6:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Tarsal break analysis based on the bluff creek prints well if patty's fake then the prints are fake so that gates a bunch of his research and all the shit and I'm like oh my god You know what you know what I'm ready for Steve?
• 6:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm I'm that I mean this from the bottom of my heart big Ladies and gentlemen, this is gonna this is gonna piss a lot of people off
• 6:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: I am ready for the paranormal community to not be cool anymore.
• 6:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's what I'm ready for.
• 6:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: We had this conversation.
• 6:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: I know.
• 7:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: I know.
• 7:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: And I don't want to get too crazy into the conversation, but I'm genuine when I say I am ready for it to not be cool because we live like Steven I grew up in a time where it was fucking gangsters in the paranormal.
• 7:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: dudes like artbell, yet unsolved mysteries, yet exfiles, you had all, like all of these dudes were with the legit.
• 7:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: And now we just have a bunch of clickbait butt darts.
• 7:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: Fucking chuds, like just trying to make as much money in the field as possible.
• 7:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: Monster Quest was cool.
• 7:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: I will,
• 7:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: Josh Gates is fucking cool, I dig him.
• 7:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah, there's exceptions to the rule.
• 7:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, of course, of course.
• 7:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm just saying that we grew up with OGs.
• 7:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: And the OGs, I don't know, there's just something about the authenticity of that time that we grew up in, plus wrestling was at its peak, all the cool stuff was just at its peak.
• 8:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: And now it's just a bunch of foothold games.
• 8:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: Dude, it's getting so bad that I don't, I don't even acknowledge the paranormal and anything anymore.
• 8:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then like part of it was like they corner Bob Gimmlin, it like this big foot conference.
• 8:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: And the dude's like 90 years old.
• 8:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: And they're like, you ready to come out with the truth?
• 8:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't feel like anybody knows if he even understood what they were talking about or just He's an old man Jagged and they'll see and he's just like you can't handle the truth Yeah, he just like just like yeah, yeah, let's do it I'm like this is fucking bogus I just I just need a sask watch up rising to just like All this shit just comes from
• 9:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: In my opinion, it just comes from peer, peer, corporate take over clickbait bullshit.
• 9:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's all it is because everybody, because it's facing a lot of, a lot of places on the internet, you're kind of rehashing stories and stuff like that, but what does changes are the individuals, perspectives, the knowledge they bring to the table, the clarity that they're able to look in situations with, so on and so forth.
• 9:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: I feel like most people just want to build a name, make a bunch of money, and move on.
• 9:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: They don't give a shit about the paranormal or the community itself.
• 9:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: They're not as invested in it as I think you and me are, or we grew up with it, or fascinated by it, and we're genuinely open to learning about anything in that realm.
• 10:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: any crazy theory you got which we're trying to hear it you know what i'm saying like i don't know i don't know i just feel like it and and we've witnessed it first hand uh in the podcast world where people just try to be straight up fucking bullies about stuff is is is the craziest stuff i've ever seen
• 10:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: it is it.
• 10:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's crazy how much because of me and Cobb grew up in local metal bands and shit and there were huge egos and everybody trying to be top of the mountain top dog shit and it is insane how much the paranormal content creator community parallels the metal band community.
• 10:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh yeah.
• 10:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 10:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's crazy.
• 11:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: You can have your spot at the top of the mountain.
• 11:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't give a shit.
• 11:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: You ain't getting nothing done up there anyways.
• 11:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, Steve's going to be the one seeing the fucking aliens.
• 11:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: And fight them.
• 11:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: You know, it's just, it's just sad that like, as we did talk about it, but it's just sad what's turned into.
• 11:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: And now there's no more like exploration and curiosity when it comes to the paranormal.
• 11:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's just like, it's just a ton of people going, it's this, it's that.
• 11:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's what I view the world through.
• 11:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's what it is.
• 11:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: Fuck everybody else.
• 11:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, and by the way, we're gonna, let's create, let's create fucking communities of only people that think like us and then fuck everybody else who wants to come into the community.
• 11:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: I love it.
• 11:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, because that's the responsible thing to do.
• 11:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: Way to be hats off to you.
• 12:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I really want to just say fucking really mean things right now.
• 12:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: I didn't think, uh, I didn't think old patty guy was fired up.
• 12:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, it did.
• 12:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: I am, I am burning inside right now.
• 12:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's just that that time of mentality is dog shit.
• 12:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's not the mentality that anyone should have for that fact of matter, but or, or you know, I can understand people having
• 12:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: those thoughts in your own head of like, I'm better than you, but you don't have to be it.
• 12:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: You don't have to hourly be it.
• 12:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: I ask all the time.
• 12:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, especially if you suck.
• 12:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 12:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 12:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: And no, I don't need your fucking audio.
• 12:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: So thanks.
• 12:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: I've got receipts on the book that I've bought.
• 12:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: But.
• 12:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, that's different, there's different fire jobs.
• 12:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: I love it.
• 12:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: I love it.
• 12:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: We, yeah, he's the same one that wanted to create the secret community of only people that think like him and he's that guy.
• 13:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: So once again, if you're listening, you're probably not because you're fucking obviously way cooler than I am.
• 13:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't need your audio.
• 13:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't need your permission.
• 13:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: I bought a book, I read a book, and I wrote an episode about it.
• 13:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: So with all due respect, go fuck yourself.
• 13:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, we were two different.
• 13:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, kind of the same.
• 13:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Same kind of the same way.
• 13:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Whatever.
• 13:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: Well, it's just it's just infuriating man because we for the most part we're open arms with anybody in the community.
• 13:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: Also fight you know, yeah, we can do that.
• 13:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: But you know, we're open arms with everybody.
• 13:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: I love.
• 13:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: I love when we get into like philosophical conversations or conversations where everybody in the chat and everybody in our community challenge or one challenges one and others views.
• 13:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: Because at the end of the day that that's how you're going to get further to.
• 13:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: the truth.
• 13:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: You're not going to get anywhere by constantly believe in your right.
• 13:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: Nobody's right 24.7.
• 14:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's fucking impossible.
• 14:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: You can't be.
• 14:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I just.
• 14:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I think it's probably what stifles us, you know, as in growth and as creators that we, we aren't like that.
• 14:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, oh, yeah.
• 14:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's definitely why we're not anywhere.
• 14:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, it just is what it is.
• 14:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: And I'm okay with that.
• 14:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm honestly, I'm okay with that and being honest and very, I'm, I'm extremely sad.
• 14:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: If you guys knew me on a personal level, I'm always super curious about the paranormal.
• 14:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: You know, somebody could come into me and be like, this is why I think it's this and this and I'd be like, why, you know, fuck, you mean do it Steve?
• 14:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, my saying.
• 14:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: There's time versus Steve's just doubled the fuck down on this idea and I'm like, I don't know.
• 14:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't really view it that way, but I do see your points like I do see where you're coming from.
• 14:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: Absolutely.
• 15:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: And you, that's, I mean, you have to be like that.
• 15:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: There are no
• 15:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: Well, in order to make money and friends, that's not how you have to be.
• 15:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: You have to really get in bed with everybody.
• 15:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's true.
• 15:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: But it's almost like the fucking paranormal community's turn in the music industry.
• 15:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: There's a reason it's called the unexplained.
• 15:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: Because it's not fucking explained.
• 15:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Nobody has an answer to it.
• 15:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: If it was, it would be great.
• 15:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: The people do, people do.
• 15:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: And it would be the explained, not the unexplained.
• 15:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's what they need to just start all of their podcasts and just call it the explained.
• 15:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it's not.
• 15:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: You just gave them like, you just gave them top tier business model right there.
• 15:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, there's another 100,000 followers you're lucky.
• 15:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: It didn't run, baby.
• 15:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: It didn't run.
• 15:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: Not mysterious.
• 15:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: If you already know the answer and your soul, your soul, that that's the answer.
• 15:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's not a mystery anymore.
• 15:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's a solution.
• 15:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: You're absolutely right.
• 15:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: And I think just this kind of this this mentality.
• 16:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: And this is why we, me and Steve have a hard time talking with people.
• 16:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: I think like a lot of these people are just sucking the joy out of it for me.
• 16:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: So what I mean like it's funny because before before all of this even came up me and God this conversation.
• 16:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm like the paranormal fucking sucks anymore Especially like the content creating side of it.
• 16:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's a yeah, it just sucks the soul and the fun right out of you Yeah, because God damn there are a lot of fucking chuds in this community
• 16:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like there's, there's been so many, you guys don't even realize the amount of hours that's the even I have just sat around off mic talking like last and talked about paranormal shit.
• 16:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: And just had just had such a good time, a good honest time, bouncing ideas off each other, telling each other about crazy stories we've heard, like to me, that's pure joy.
• 17:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's so much fun because it stresses my brain and allows me to think outside the box allows me to be curious again and be creative and then you just have the shit birds constantly in your feeds.
• 17:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: Just just dampening all I don't know and I'm sure a lot of people are going to get fucking mad at me that us for saying that but it's just whatever.
• 17:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't even care.
• 17:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: We used to hang out my tiny ass low income apartment and listen to art bell, like one in the market.
• 17:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 17:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 17:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's what I mean.
• 17:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like, he does so much fun.
• 17:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: You know, it's so genuine and authentic, it's just, it's just not that anymore, it's just not that.
• 17:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: And I hate, I really fucking hate people that steal each other's glory and don't give people their credit wants to do.
• 17:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: Not that I'm, you know, Mr.
• 17:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: Perfect when it comes that, because I'm not, I'm, I'm,
• 18:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: by god if I can remember your name I will shout your name out I promise you it's it I don't know fucking weird it's weird time like it it really does it's a weird double edged sword because if you want
• 18:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: If you want your, like, you know it's bad when I'm like trying to use the term community and it's leaving a bad taste of my mouth.
• 18:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know it's fucking bad.
• 18:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 18:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: If you want your community to grow, you almost have to like interact with with other creators and other people and stuff.
• 18:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's just the nature of the fucking beast.
• 18:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: horrible that like we almost just want to keep ourselves in this little bubble where we just fuck with the cult and each other because you know there's there's not like any ill intent there or anything going on behind the scenes or anything weird when you just keep yourself in your own little bubble.
• 19:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: It sucks.
• 19:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's supposed to be cool.
• 19:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 19:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: And I mean, we, we have a living proof of people we've been around that we thought was fucking great people.
• 19:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: Turns out, not so much.
• 19:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Chud, not so much.
• 19:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: And it's unfortunate, you know, you put your faith in people and they just take a dump on it.
• 19:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: But it all, it's, it's our own fault, plus just the way of life is to, you know, it's not just, it's just not just just therefore, because I also understand the idea of getting carried away and turning your, your show into a business and wanting to be successful and going on, fucking, crypt it, huh?
• 20:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's not, I get it, I do, I do.
• 20:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: But it what it what cost it what cost are you willing to eat you essentially going to sell your soul is that that with the The angle you're going for because if that's the case, then you better stop preaching You know just embrace the darkness and run at that point
• 20:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it is funny that we circle back to this because we did we said that those exact words when we were chitchat and last week like the fun is just getting milked out of this whole at least it's not at least it's not for us and we're going to get together record and stuff so that's it that's a positive that's a
• 20:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: When I'm researching, digging into books and shit, I'm like, there's some fucking weird shit out here.
• 21:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: I know what I love it.
• 21:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Keeps the fire ignited.
• 21:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: I love it when you send me text and shit like that.
• 21:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, fuck, yes.
• 21:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: Are you just a little part of a story?
• 21:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: And I'm like, oh, it's gonna be so good.
• 21:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: This is gonna be good.
• 21:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 21:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's exciting.
• 21:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's weird, it's, I don't know.
• 21:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: content creation.
• 21:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: I feel like was a blessing and a curse to the paranormal community.
• 21:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and it's just, I don't know, by nature, it does create kind of like a battlefield, you know, everybody fighting for a piece of the pie.
• 21:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: Which is the thing.
• 21:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: So I do get that.
• 21:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's a big pie, motherfuckers.
• 21:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: It really is, but people, there's like, there's got to be like some type of addiction that comes with it, because it seems like anybody that runs around runs around and makes tons and tons and tons of money, that was just want more, more, more, more, more and more.
• 22:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: And we haven't been in that situation yet, so hopefully we don't.
• 22:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: fall.
• 22:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, technically, technically we've made it to the upper the upper echelon of paranormal content creators call.
• 22:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, we're kind of on the flip side of the coin because there's somebody messaged us in our Instagram that there is a Facebook page just straight jack in our videos, jack in our reels and reposting them.
• 22:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Nice.
• 22:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I'm like, okay, cool.
• 22:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: Hopefully they're way bigger than
• 22:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh yeah, they're they're they're double water Facebook has It's all like this is fucking sick I don't even care this is fucking sick Yeah, the end day it does get our name out there.
• 22:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: It does and like like I was talking about in the discord I'm like I'm kind of on the fence about it a little bit.
• 22:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm like cuz none of our socials are monetized Right, that should we don't fuck with any that shit cuz no, it's gonna make it enough and it's stupid It's stupid.
• 23:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I despise it
• 23:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: The only thing that sucks is I don't even know if it's a real page because it's posted under a completely different podcast name.
• 23:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: And some of the things that release and is like our episodes out now, but it's almost like a bot had cut copied and pasted everything that I had posted.
• 23:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then posted it on there.
• 23:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: So people are in our Instagram saying, did you guys start another show?
• 23:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I'm like, no, we haven't interestingly enough.
• 23:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's awesome.
• 23:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: So it's, I don't know, it's weird, it's weird.
• 23:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: It is weird.
• 23:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, please don't, please don't think that show is our show.
• 23:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: Because I haven't listened to that show, but if it isn't a bot, why would you want to be us?
• 24:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I don't see that, you know, oh, that, and of course, chat goes directly to Naves.
• 24:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 24:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: We always end up, we always end up in, feet picks and Naves.
• 24:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'd always circle back.
• 24:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I guess technically we are running with the right crowd at that point.
• 24:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's true.
• 24:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I'm not even going to drop the name to this because I don't technically I don't know if it's even
• 24:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: the creators of that show doing and it could just been a bot tried to jack their show because everything that they're taking is like from our TikTok, which is our biggest platform.
• 24:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think they see things that take off on TikTok and they're like we're going to post this on Facebook.
• 24:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I think they probably tried to jack that show's stuff wasn't getting what they wanted.
• 24:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: So then they're like, hey, we'll take this and see what happens.
• 24:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah,
• 25:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: It probably is a bot.
• 25:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: I wouldn't think I didn't think that it's very bot.
• 25:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's true.
• 25:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's very bot-like because like the titles that I would put on these old reels and shit, they're they're reposted with the wrong videos and like all my hashtags that I put like it's it's fucking weird.
• 25:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's probably a bot.
• 25:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's where I am.
• 25:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: If not, whatever, I don't care.
• 25:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: At the end of the day, you're just going to end up sending people our way.
• 25:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: So, especially now that we kind of tag our videos and shit, I got, yeah, I started putting that.
• 25:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, what did I put it on our YouTube videos, too?
• 25:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: What's the road, erogenous mean, erogenouses?
• 25:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah, and these are your geniuses.
• 25:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, super smart.
• 25:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Damn.
• 25:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: Thanks.
• 25:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: Does that, would that possibly mean that we're really smart in European folklore?
• 26:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, Euro genius, right, your opinion, your, your, your, your opinion genius, right.
• 26:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: Erro, erogenous.
• 26:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh.
• 26:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, erogenous is an adjective, meaning capable of producing sexual arousal excitement or pleasure when stimulated.
• 26:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: So we're really smart and European folklore exactly.
• 26:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, you were you were spot on when you put a lot of the first time.
• 26:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: I know it.
• 26:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's a reason why we're here, man.
• 26:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's exactly.
• 26:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's the reason why we're here.
• 26:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and, I don't know, big foot, just patty through us for a loop.
• 26:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: Good job, patty.
• 26:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: If for nothing else, patty has got us fired up today.
• 27:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: But yeah, I mean, it is, it is, it is like a staple video on the big foot.
• 27:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's a big part of the Bigfoot community and whether whether she's real or not, it blew up Bigfoot into the world stage.
• 27:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: Absolutely.
• 27:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, it's it's undeniable that it blew cryptids and especially Sasquatch and Bigfoot lore exponentially bigger than it was prior to that film coming out.
• 27:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: you're absolutely right.
• 27:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: So I don't know, like the more, there's all kinds like money involved and rights and all this shit and it just, it's just gross when it boils down to it.
• 28:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, that's not what it's supposed to be when you are trying to put out evidence of
• 28:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: something existing.
• 28:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know what I mean?
• 28:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: Well, it's just like when we got asked to, I think it was that.
• 28:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: It was a TV show.
• 28:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: We got asked to do a TV show.
• 28:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah.
• 28:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: I dug into the, the turner minutes.
• 28:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, they wanted rights to the our stories.
• 28:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: And they basically were saying that once we give our stories over, our stories are now theirs, we can never retell them again anywhere else.
• 28:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: to artistically change the story, to fit whatever narrative they want.
• 28:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 28:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: Thank God Kyle reads the fine print.
• 28:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I was like, I'm fucked that.
• 28:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: No way.
• 28:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, exactly.
• 28:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's exactly, are you?
• 28:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, even if Patty isn't real, what about the hundreds of thousands of other people that have seen something?
• 29:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 29:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: And with this one, it only takes one person to see a big foot for big foot to be real.
• 29:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: period the end.
• 29:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 29:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: And the same thing happened with Loch Ness.
• 29:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: The old boy, I just saw Bigfoot Society post a reel about it.
• 29:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: And the old boy who has been, you know who the guy is if you looked at him.
• 29:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: He has seen old guys probably.
• 29:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: I about 80 got a big white beard.
• 29:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he has been like the dude who has lived on the lock and investigated it for like 50 years.
• 29:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: He was the one that put the big boat so in art together.
• 29:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: When they had 24 boats on the lake running it, and he just released a book where he doesn't think that.
• 29:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: Nessie exists Why can't you see that he says he believes people are seeing what they say they're seeing But he doesn't think that it's like a dinosaur-esque creature What would be fair?
• 30:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: No one has necessarily Said it was a dinosaur
• 30:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: see well we just have proof now make what's fucking real boom that's that's the energy we need we can clearly just prove in the documentary at this i'm gonna make i'm gonna start making undocky memories anti-documentaries where i just make shit up yeah we just pick on documentaries yeah i'm gonna say everything in this everything in this
• 30:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then I'll just make shit up to make it not real.
• 30:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hell yeah.
• 30:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'll dress myself up in a big foot suit and then walk around.
• 30:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: Be like, see.
• 31:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Clearly, it wasn't me in the patty suit, so it's got to be a real big foot.
• 31:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: True.
• 31:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: True.
• 31:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Can anybody prove that it wasn't me in the patty suit?
• 31:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: I wasn't born, but I'm also time traveler.
• 31:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: Hell yeah, you are a time traveler.
• 31:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: We have proof of that.
• 31:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: So, prove me wrong.
• 31:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: We do have proof of that.
• 31:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: Patty is kind of thick and so am I.
• 31:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: So there's two parallels right there.
• 31:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's a shame that that dude gave up on a walkie there.
• 31:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: Nasty.
• 31:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: But I get it.
• 31:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: he's probably just depressed and drunk when you wrote it and if you dedicate 50 plus years of your life to try to see a dinosaur and you never actually see a dinosaur I can see how that would weigh on you yeah I agree eventually there's going to be a straw that breaks the camels back yeah the middle side he's definitely like that yeah
• 32:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: you don't want to be me you don't want to steal my identity hmm shit sucks uh... uh... bigfoot brother johnson biff bigfoot is just a little person that uses illusions to look what if it's a bunch of nom stacks on top of each other basically john just described
• 32:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'll get big foot is nothing more than I'll do with a big truck.
• 32:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: We want to know if you'll net and JJ, I'm sorry you'll never know if I'm patty.
• 33:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: I will take that to my grave or until I can make a lot of money off of it to see some people do.
• 33:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Which the whole thing is so weird the more than I think about it the more I see it like.
• 33:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: When they, because I watched the, I watched it this scene where they confront for lack of a better term, Bob at the big foot conference,
• 33:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: why at a big foot conference of all places where there are hundreds and hundreds of people who believe that's why who believe is this I'm hold on just let me finish when there's hundreds and hundreds of people who believe in Bigfoot are there to see Bob Gimlin essentially the the the holy grail of Bigfoot stuff why would he admit that it's a fake at a Bigfoot conference surrounded by people who believe in Bigfoot.
• 33:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: Bro, that's, that's called marketing.
• 33:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: Just think about it.
• 34:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: You're gonna go in there, acting a fucking fool with a bunch of people that don't, or that do believe him big foot.
• 34:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: You're gonna try to approach him with this click-baity fucking edgy, I'm an edged, I'm an edged Lord.
• 34:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm gonna go in here, I'm gonna attack.
• 34:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: getting the admit big foot is not real.
• 34:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: Whatever the fucking case may be, but I feel like the idea behind it is you're gonna have all these people here record the interaction and post it and be like, these guys are stupid, but eventually, I mean, that's gonna blow up the big foot community.
• 34:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: Why could did?
• 34:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: And now that that is gonna cause more people to wanna know
• 34:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: what the fuss is about and so they're going to rent a fucking documentary and watch it.
• 34:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: Even if at the end of it, they're like, oh, this was dumb.
• 34:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: But if 15 bucks, if it peaked their curiosity enough to that's my opinion on the subject matter That's where I think I Think that's what happened is these guys y'all can all think yes, exactly and I just think they were trying to do some bullshit marketing scheme But that's that's where I that's exactly what we were talking about earlier.
• 35:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: This is why the paranormal sucks now People do this shit
• 35:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: There's no, in my opinion, there's no harm in making said documentary with the idea that the film was fake.
• 35:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: I have no problem with that, at all whatsoever.
• 35:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: Get receipts back your shit up.
• 35:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm fine with that.
• 35:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: No problem at all with that.
• 35:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: Cause maybe it was the biggest hoax in all of Bigfoot history or maybe you just did the government's job for them.
• 35:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: and just made it that much harder.
• 35:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, now with the advent of AI and stuff, like, how can you even believe the footage that they're presenting is real?
• 36:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 36:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know what I mean?
• 36:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: You could plug that video into any AI creator and say, hey, create me a similar video.
• 36:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: and it will just do that.
• 36:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: It won't be exactly the same.
• 36:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: There will be some differences, which is literally exactly what is going on right now.
• 36:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, I don't know.
• 36:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's crazy.
• 36:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's crazy, man.
• 36:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's crazy.
• 36:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: It is just fuel to that fire.
• 36:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: And it sucks that it is kind of like eating up the big foot world right now.
• 36:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah, because you got, you got the skeptics who have always been kind of there, but for the believers, they were always like, look at the patty photo.
• 36:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: There's no way they created that in 66 with the technology and the costumes that they had in 66.
• 36:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: And they were all like,
• 37:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, you know, we saw a planet of the apes and then doesn't look that at a Hollywood budget and it doesn't look anything like what they had, but now they got this where they're like it is fake so they're just coming in full force pitch works and fucking torch is burning.
• 37:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then it's causing the believers to double down and not like it's almost pushing it into like even more of a woo woo side because the believers are trying to defend their side like well big fits also you know a shapeshifter this and so it's it's kind of like especially on like the big foot and cryptid reddit pages it's just
• 37:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's all that's been going on in the last.
• 37:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's crazy.
• 37:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: It came out the 20th, what I don't even know what today is.
• 37:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: It just popped up the 20th and people are like losing it.
• 37:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's crazy.
• 37:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's also interesting that those types of things, because the UFO community's just as bad.
• 38:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh yeah.
• 38:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's crazy that just something like that would shell shock a community so much
• 38:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know, I guess, I don't know, but I guess I'm not even though you and I buy association, I guess, or a part of that community, we're really not a part of that community.
• 38:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, I see the documentary like this and I'm like, oh, that's dumb.
• 38:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: And then I just move on about my big foot story.
• 38:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: You know what I mean?
• 38:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: See a trucker.
• 38:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: See a dude.
• 38:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: Stay safe out there.
• 38:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm just like trucker.
• 38:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: do it's all favorite big dog.
• 38:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, thank you for the team.
• 38:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: Then we'll make an undocumented about it.
• 38:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hell yes.
• 38:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: But it is like, yeah, we're definitely not big footers.
• 38:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: We're not.
• 38:52
  [UNKNOWN]: No.
• 38:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: We'll tell a big foot story.
• 38:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: We'll share your big foot story, but I've never seen a big foot.
• 38:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: I always point, my older boy has seen a big foot.
• 39:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: So, I don't know, I've seen a lot of big foot tracks.
• 39:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: People send us big foot tracks.
• 39:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, which is, do that would be so cool.
• 39:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: That would be, I would have.
• 39:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: And I'll be honest with everybody, as far as like paranormal hierarchy goes, Bigfoot is near the bottom of my list.
• 39:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: But the amount of excitement I would feel in just seeing a legit Bigfoot track, while means do you route doing something?
• 39:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'd be a static.
• 39:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: It'd be like win in the fucking lottery.
• 39:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah.
• 39:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah.
• 39:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: Because I don't give a shit of people in there and I believe me or not.
• 39:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: I would have, yeah.
• 39:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's not even in my thought process.
• 39:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: I have proof.
• 39:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: In here, yeah.
• 39:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: If it's fucking real.
• 39:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: Is it be said, be so fucking cool?
• 39:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm about game on.
• 39:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'd like Bigfoot was here.
• 39:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: What's up, Dean?
• 39:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: Checking in on the work break.
• 40:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hell yeah, watching the show on the clock.
• 40:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's what the...
• 40:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm trying to keep up with the chat.
• 40:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: If I hit a big foot, it'll disappear and they'll just find tiny little bones like it was a possum.
• 40:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Shapeshifter.
• 40:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah.
• 40:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: Welcome, Shapeshifter.
• 40:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: Cryptids are, you know what, Cryptids do very, very well.
• 40:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like I know we were mentioned about the algorithm and shit like that, but Cryptids, Cryptids,
• 40:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: Cryptids and government programs people love.
• 40:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah people love.
• 40:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's crazy to me that so many people are like way in decrypted.
• 40:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, to me, that's crazy.
• 40:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: I've always been an alien guy and I'm fucking conspiracy guy.
• 41:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's where I've always felt.
• 41:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's another thing we were talking about the other day.
• 41:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like I know we put out a lot of alien content.
• 41:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: because there's a lot of cool alien content.
• 41:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 41:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: But I mean, people of their, people of their weird critters.
• 41:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: They love their weird critters.
• 41:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: Crazy.
• 41:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's crazy to me.
• 41:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's crazy.
• 41:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: And the more I experience like ghosty stuff, the more I am interested in ghosty stories.
• 41:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: Me too, because I don't,
• 41:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: I can articulate it because my brain doesn't function properly, but the more I dive into like ghost stuff, the less I think ghost stuff is ghost stuff does that make sense?
• 41:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, but my brain still processes it as ghost stuff right now.
• 42:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: As like even as with everything we've talked about, I think my brain is just so used to like,
• 42:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: separating all of the different, you know, the big foot alien, the ghosts, the this, the demons that it's in my head, it's all different right now, even though we've had plenty of conversations of them melding together, right now, I'm just, I don't know, I just wait my brain goes right now, yeah, I just don't think ghosts are like spirits of dead people.
• 42:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think that's too easy, it's too just like, I don't know.
• 42:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, yeah, I could see that.
• 42:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, no, no, no, you have great points in your argument for your side of the story as well, because there's a lot of things you'll say that I'm like, yeah, that makes sense.
• 43:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's not a cryptid dude, that's the homie.
• 43:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: the know me.
• 43:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I'll show you the cryptid, but I'll show you the right here.
• 43:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: Now that is a fucking cryptid, my friend.
• 43:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: That that actually looks very similar to the suit that they're trying to say is the, is the patty suit.
• 43:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: Well, my son saw it.
• 43:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it's very, like I said, it's very Minecraft, very Minecraft.
• 43:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 43:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's what my son drew when he was 80 bitty.
• 43:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: There you go, and he even signed it.
• 43:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: He even signed it and everything.
• 43:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: I like the UFO over there, the UFO up top.
• 43:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: It proves that there is a UFO big foot connection.
• 43:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Absolutely.
• 43:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know what I mean?
• 43:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: Absolutely.
• 43:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: 100% proof.
• 43:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's, I don't can't really show you guys, but that's like hanging on my paranormal shelf, right?
• 43:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: Wall of fame.
• 43:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, the wall of fame, that's a good one.
• 44:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: the date on the picture of 1960's proof.
• 44:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: It is.
• 44:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: G money is patty.
• 44:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: 100%.
• 44:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: I remember, I mean, I'm sure he was full of it.
• 44:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: But I remember him saying he would talk to Bigfoot outside of the window.
• 44:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: When he was a little baby kid, when he was like three.
• 44:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 44:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: And he told me that he would talk to Bigfoot outside of the window.
• 44:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: And they would also tell me about these, I think, a red in a blue orb that would come into his room and talk to him.
• 44:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like his me goose bumps.
• 44:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't like thinking about that.
• 44:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 44:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Don't like thinking about that.
• 44:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: You have to respect the Nomes.
• 44:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: Kyle's the failure.
• 45:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 45:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: Put some respect on their name.
• 45:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: He is the failure.
• 45:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: We need a, we need a failure and sticker for the, the old hollow store.
• 45:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 45:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: Those are fucking cool, man.
• 45:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: You bet Kyle's been a gnome guy for as long as I've known him for as long as I've known him.
• 45:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and that's and this is why I was pretty impressed when I found out brother John made known.
• 45:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: So I'm like, no way, I fucking love them.
• 45:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like it's a weird little cork thing that I've always liked known for some reason.
• 45:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: Trying to think of what else I was going to talk about.
• 45:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: I knew big foot, big foot McGeadon would be a
• 45:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: Big talk, I did see how to find that guy's name.
• 45:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: I got here reminds me a lot of Charlie, brother John, are you still making noms?
• 46:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Emily would like to know in the chat.
• 46:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: Well, John, these videos get concrete mold.
• 46:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: And make Concrete names and then paint them and then sell them that'd be dope That would be that fuck out here we go everybody.
• 46:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: Fucks with no Oh that that Pentagon UFO investigator The claims he's seen on human beings J. Stratton.
• 46:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, he just released a book
• 46:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: Surprise surprise just had it.
• 46:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's why that's why his name is everywhere.
• 46:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's both just dropped there you go I went to I actually went to the bookstore the other day to get it because I here I've been here and shit from both both sides like It's a really awesome book.
• 46:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's a bunch of bullshit and Really I just feel like I got a I got a power through it.
• 47:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: What's it called?
• 47:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: Do you know what's up your head?
• 47:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: man, it's some, let me go for it.
• 47:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: I was going to say if it's audio book, I might grab it because you know, I saw like a fucking 30 second clip of it and it reminded me so much of what Charlie said on Tony show.
• 47:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's out of the shadows, revealing the truth about non-intelligent life.
• 47:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: It just released, you can get it for 99 cents, audio book with a membership on prime.
• 47:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: Because I thought about getting it to, and I don't know, I don't believe, I don't believe, since I'm here, here I go from saying I want to believe in shit, to me being like,
• 47:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, they have all lost credibility to me, every single one of them.
• 48:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: I can't agree with that.
• 48:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: There's even people now taking, uh, playback.
• 48:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, taking grushes, 2023, uh, interview with Joe Rogan and his 2026 interview with Joe Rogan, and he contradicts himself in it.
• 48:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: So any talking head saying, hey, I'm a whistleblower, nonhuman intelligence is or exist, but we're not going to show you any pictures.
• 48:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: We're not going to show you any bodies.
• 48:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: We're not going to show you any proof.
• 48:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Just take my word for it.
• 48:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: I have connections in high echelons of the government that have told people that have told me that these things are true.
• 48:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: Just shut the fuck up.
• 49:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Just shut up.
• 49:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sick of hearing about it.
• 49:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sick of hearing about it.
• 49:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: If the only, if the only proof you have is saying that you have people that know things, that's not, that's not proof to me.
• 49:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's not proof.
• 49:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: You see that are you the king of England now.
• 49:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's pretty cool.
• 49:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, congratulations are you on becoming the king of England I don't think Everyone will say anything to get on roguey show.
• 49:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah, and Grush apparently will say say two different things if you watch the two different interviews because like like I said he contradicts himself
• 49:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: people are literally cutting his interview from 2023 when he was on there and cutting the interview from 2026 where he says exactly the opposite in both interviews hell yeah is it crazy that that is a reality that people would say anything to get on specific shows just give more famous or oh oh yeah it's it's great i could never see myself doing that i could never see myself doing that
• 50:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: the only way the only way that I would do anything of that nature is if in the back like it this is how you guys are going to know me and Steve made it is we're going to start saying some fucked up stuff well but that's even I took a deal where the CIA shows us legit proof and then we're going to say some fucked up stuff I would do that
• 50:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like if they're like Kyle, we'll show you the bodies.
• 51:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: Everything, we'll show you everything, but you have to, you have to say this on your show.
• 51:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'd go, okay.
• 51:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: I knew.
• 51:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: I knew once we got to talking about Bigfoot, Jeremiah would click on his sask questions and know about it and pop in here.
• 51:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, we we we were talking about aliens right now, but we were talking about the big foot again over the whole patty the whole patty thing.
• 51:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 51:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: The documentary and the the not being real, maybe it's real, nobody still knows if it's real.
• 51:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: You missed it, Jeremiah.
• 51:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah,
• 51:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: and the C.I.R.
• 51:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: and I was this, but if, if they would give Steven I ideal and then we would talk a bunch of shit, Steven I would turn into real whistleblowers where eventually we'll flip the script and get on our show and tell the fuck truth.
• 52:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: Mm-hmm.
• 52:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 52:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: 100%.
• 52:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
• 52:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: We'd be like, oh, tonight's episode is about
• 52:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: Block this monster eaten big foot and then all of a sudden we're just gonna be like guys You're never gonna look at these papers.
• 52:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, we got it and then we disappear the next day 100% We just disappear But they already know that so we wouldn't see I wouldn't even fight with us anyways.
• 52:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah
• 52:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, if you want not just not to change subject with cities in here, if you want quality, wonderful big foot content at your mind, the big foot society, put it in the work, put it in the work, go checking, but yeah, like a lot of these UFO whistleblowers are literally still on the government like Lou, I'm pretty sure he's still on government payroll.
• 53:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: which wow, he has no surprising.
• 53:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: Why, why would we want a bit of loose on, though, guys?
• 53:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's in a fairly, yeah, I think I'm pretty sure about that.
• 53:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's still like, hmm, and guys like Sean Ryan, like these are all, I see he's been in a lot of hot water lately.
• 53:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: These guys, these are guys who were in with the departments that weren't that have been known to lie to the public about
• 53:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: And now we're supposed to believe them.
• 53:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know how I feel about that.
• 53:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know how I feel about that.
• 53:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: You don't.
• 53:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: You don't.
• 53:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I'm not like I said, I'm not believing anybody.
• 53:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like just because you know somebody that
• 53:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: sat in a hearing that you heard somebody talk about something from somebody else and now you can't really discuss it but you do know it and you can tell us that you know it but you can't tell us about it and you don't actually have any proof that's not what's a blow.
• 54:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's you running a podcast circuit.
• 54:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's not a visit to like god damn did it's 100% true that's exactly what it is that's what that's what all these guys are doing yeah
• 54:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: I could do that shit.
• 54:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, because a whistleblower is someone who just puts the information out.
• 54:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, look up, look at the real whistleblowers who had to leave the fucking country.
• 54:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: So they don't go to prison.
• 54:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then you got guys who were going to Congress and being like, hey, I heard a thing about a alien body.
• 54:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: Can't talk about it.
• 54:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: We got to have a skit.
• 54:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: We're nobody can hear.
• 54:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 54:50
  [UNKNOWN]: Yeah.
• 54:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: That doesn't have narrative written all over it.
• 54:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's so frustrating.
• 54:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's another aspect of the paranormal pisses me off.
• 54:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: Everything's pissing me off.
• 55:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's why I don't like it.
• 55:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: I used to get on Instagram all the time on the show page.
• 55:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't even acknowledge it's existent anymore.
• 55:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: I just post the clips, I'll get on our little thing where it post clips and I'll feed it our YouTube videos and then I'll set it up the post and I'll get on there and check people commenting but half the time, half the time it's people on social media that don't know social media.
• 55:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: They're like, why aren't these clips posted in order?
• 55:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Why don't you just post a giant 30-minute clip so we can tell what you're talking about?
• 55:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, bitch, we are a podcast.
• 55:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: You can literally listen to it or go to YouTube and watch it.
• 55:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Do you want me to take your phone?
• 55:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: Put it in and hold it for you so you can watch it.
• 55:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, what else do you want us to do?
• 55:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: There needs to be
• 55:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: A mandatory IQ test every time you open your phone.
• 55:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: If you fail it, no phone for you.
• 56:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: Not tonight.
• 56:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: No phone.
• 56:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's break time.
• 56:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 56:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, no phone.
• 56:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: You don't get to social media because you're fucking dumb.
• 56:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: Could you post longer clips in long-form media?
• 56:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Almost as if it is the media that was cut into these tiny clips that I'm watching.
• 56:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: We actually, we already do that.
• 56:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, we did, we did it first like it's out there first before we cut it into the clips for you to watch and then not understand that it was actually a longer clip at one time.
• 56:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's probably just bots or people who don't know what they're doing like he said.
• 56:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I don't even think bots are that dumb.
• 56:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
• 56:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: I had like, I don't talk to people on the internet and I don't even like don't people in real life.
• 56:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Just don't because your faith in humanity will sink quickly.
• 57:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: Because of the lack of just basic.
• 57:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: Basic intelligence.
• 57:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's a thing.
• 57:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: Not on the internet, isn't it?
• 57:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: Well, yeah, you're right.
• 57:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's why I don't, that's why I don't deal with it.
• 57:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: I just
• 57:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: it's also a part where the older I get the more and more convinced that I am like ridiculously autistic.
• 57:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: I wish I had the ability to allow people on the internet.
• 57:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't have been knowing.
• 57:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: I would just say no.
• 57:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that would be my superpower.
• 57:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: You just have it set.
• 57:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: Your set to a way, but everything just automatically gets filtered into no.
• 57:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 57:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: That would be my superpower.
• 57:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: Take away social media and the internet from people.
• 57:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Do you imagine, society would collapse?
• 57:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, I think he would be just the opposite.
• 57:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: I think society would thrive at that point.
• 58:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, it would have to collapse first.
• 58:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: People would it would only collapse in the concept of people crying.
• 58:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 58:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: People would spiral for like two weeks.
• 58:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: It would be chaos.
• 58:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then they would start to lie now.
• 58:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: But that two weeks would be funny.
• 58:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, it would be.
• 58:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: The people, you write, people would lose their fucking minds for a hot minute.
• 58:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: My phone would get taken for me on the spot.
• 58:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, same.
• 58:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's, I don't think our brains were meant to communicate on large scales with large amounts of people.
• 58:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, no.
• 58:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: I had a percent of gray.
• 58:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: We're very communal tiny tightness.
• 58:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yes, I think that's the way life was supposed to be.
• 58:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: I think it was supposed to stay small.
• 58:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: I agree.
• 58:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: I agree.
• 58:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: And now look at us.
• 58:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: There's people in countries that I didn't know we're real listening to us.
• 59:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's true.
• 59:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Who are you using the king England?
• 59:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: Who would have done the new?
• 59:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: Who would have done the new man?
• 59:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: we're all connected through being this over there taking over the world.
• 59:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: I just showed off our dad and why my random lead watch my kids going it's easy for an hour.
• 59:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: Wait till the brain chips are mandatory.
• 59:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Do you think we could get a sponsorship where our show is put into the brain chips?
• 59:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: We probably will afford it.
• 59:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh no.
• 59:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're right.
• 59:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're right.
• 59:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: You're right.
• 59:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: You're right.
• 59:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: They would charge us.
• 59:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, shit.
• 59:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: Our rates on our hosting sites suck ball.
• 59:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: So I would imagine they would be like, no, you have to pay to be in the chip.
• 59:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 1:00:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 1:00:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: You know.
• 1:00:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Would you get a brain chip?
• 1:00:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: Me?
• 1:00:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 1:00:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
• 1:00:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: It depends on what it can do.
• 1:00:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 1:00:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not mad at the idea.
• 1:00:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: I know a lot of people are, but...
• 1:00:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.
• 1:00:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: I think eventually it's inevitable that man and machine merge.
• 1:00:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think there's cooler stuff than brain chips.
• 1:00:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: Sure, like fucking tech arms and shit.
• 1:00:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's yeah, that'd be cool, too.
• 1:00:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: But see that, and that's, you know, I'll just, I don't want to give someone else control.
• 1:00:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, of course.
• 1:00:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like if that was on the menu, they're like, hey, we can control you with this chip.
• 1:00:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'd be like, no, I'm not doing that.
• 1:00:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: But what if there's cool video games?
• 1:01:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm gonna be tempted.
• 1:01:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not going to lie.
• 1:01:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: What if you get GTA 6 before anybody else if you put in this brain employer?
• 1:01:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I don't give shit about that.
• 1:01:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like, like, I would even be, I'm in this sound is probably going to sound crazy, but I love the idea of having like a, like a wireless ear button and operates like a pit boy.
• 1:01:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: kind of like, almost almost like it's your AI friend that you can talk to and be like, hey, you know, how do I get, you know, he just helps you with daily shit.
• 1:01:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: I think that would be fucking cool.
• 1:01:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hey, brain chip, play me some alien tech death metal.
• 1:01:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: And it was it.
• 1:01:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: and then you just circle headbang and they would know that your circle headbang so now it's stoked.
• 1:01:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: Kyle's doing mowing simulator while mowing.
• 1:01:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh yeah.
• 1:01:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: I saw something actually Dylan's cracking a joke but I saw something about that where they people take it really serious.
• 1:02:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: No they hooked up.
• 1:02:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Was it a fly?
• 1:02:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: They hooked a chip up to a flies brain and now it's existing in a virtual world.
• 1:02:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it's easy to do.
• 1:02:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yes, I did.
• 1:02:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's flying around a virtual world and like as a fly.
• 1:02:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, the fly doesn't know any better.
• 1:02:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's like trying to find a virtual turd to land on or some corp somewhere, some shit, you know, but it like that's cool.
• 1:02:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: That is crazy.
• 1:02:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I mean, that's the first step to creating the simulation.
• 1:02:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, I ended it.
• 1:02:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah, that's that's crazy.
• 1:02:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: Because it wasn't there, wasn't there something we were talking about, Steve, where it's like the odds are one of two ways.
• 1:02:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: We're on the cusp of creating the simulation or we're already in a simulation, getting ready to create another simulation.
• 1:03:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: So it just becomes this, you know, simulation within a simulation within a simulation within a simulation with
• 1:03:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: I know at one point we were talking about something like that, which think about how crazy that that would be to we knowingly created a simulation for a select portion of the planet to live in and then you monitor said simulation and over the course of time,
• 1:03:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: However long it takes, eventually the people living in the simulation come up with the technology to create a simulation to put some of the population into the simulation and it just constantly just go to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to I see I to crazy thought.
• 1:03:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: And it really like, once I, I was thinking about this when I was driving to work the other day, my brain starts to go into these tangents like simulation theory and shit, like think about dreams, right?
• 1:03:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: When we dream, it's basically a brain simulation.
• 1:04:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're existing in a world outside of your world that your brain is fully put together.
• 1:04:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: But yes.
• 1:04:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: But yeah, when you tell people, maybe our existence isn't real.
• 1:04:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's just something our brain is putting out there.
• 1:04:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: And we think is real.
• 1:04:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: And people like, no, what does it literally every time you fucking fall asleep?
• 1:04:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: How do we know it's not happening right now?
• 1:04:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: We don't.
• 1:04:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not, I'm not, maybe I don't exist right now.
• 1:04:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: The lamp.
• 1:04:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Still got to go to work.
• 1:04:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Socks.
• 1:04:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: That does suck.
• 1:04:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: If my brain created a simulation, we're have to go to the, the fucking work, I am going to lobotomize myself.
• 1:04:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, so take that brain.
• 1:04:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hell yeah, I'm so you, and I'm fucking sucks.
• 1:04:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sometimes a tree is a cell tower.
• 1:05:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, land that episode.
• 1:05:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 1:05:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: I have a lamp episode for you.
• 1:05:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: That was a good one.
• 1:05:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's a, that's, that's, that's one.
• 1:05:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's like, one of our first 10 episodes.
• 1:05:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: There's some bullshit.
• 1:05:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: That is, is good.
• 1:05:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: We need to know.
• 1:05:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Is it?
• 1:05:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: Should, at some point.
• 1:05:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: I, I, I, I'm still looking at stuff.
• 1:05:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's fucking weird, that's good.
• 1:05:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, like, I'm fine and shit in my house.
• 1:05:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I'm like, my stupid cats had a paper clip that was bent.
• 1:05:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, it was bent out almost look like a lock pick.
• 1:05:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like someone was trying to pick a lock in my house.
• 1:05:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: It wasn't me because it's my house.
• 1:05:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Maybe I got a squatter, maybe I got a frog or I don't know.
• 1:06:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Maybe my cats are trying to pick locks that don't exist.
• 1:06:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: How to help you.
• 1:06:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: I hope so.
• 1:06:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's weird.
• 1:06:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: I hope your cats are trying to pick locks.
• 1:06:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: I hope they are too.
• 1:06:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: We could use them in the field.
• 1:06:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's a safe, full of money.
• 1:06:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
• 1:06:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: Better not be a gnome, all dumb.
• 1:06:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: I can't have some vicious killers.
• 1:06:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: I can't back that up.
• 1:06:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: They've never been outside.
• 1:06:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Grub has.
• 1:06:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: Grub, grub is a street queen.
• 1:06:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: So she's she's probably killed a thing or two in her life, but the other ones, they, they don't know.
• 1:06:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: They're just they're just.
• 1:06:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: Jesse, we've can't, we've kind of talked about doing that.
• 1:06:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, building the UFO drone.
• 1:06:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 1:06:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh revisiting revisiting.
• 1:06:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 1:06:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, revisiting some of our early episodes.
• 1:07:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't even remember what the first 25 were I remember a handful.
• 1:07:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, think about that was that was before Seven Yeah, that was a different world What was that?
• 1:07:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: Bonkers.
• 1:07:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: Well, that means that We would have to get trans
• 1:07:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: because I'm not realist and into the episode.
• 1:07:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I don't listen to episodes now because I can't stand the way my voice sounds.
• 1:07:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: I know we said the F word a lot back then because everybody told us about it.
• 1:07:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hmm.
• 1:07:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like there were all children and had to close their ears when I said the F word.
• 1:07:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: Not grown ass adults.
• 1:07:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: us in our filthy mouths.
• 1:07:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 1:07:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: We're pretty bad.
• 1:07:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: A big head brought me a dehydrated frog the other day.
• 1:08:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: How did a frog get in my house?
• 1:08:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
• 1:08:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: But he felt the need to give me a credit in your house.
• 1:08:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, but that was a demonic familiar that showed up.
• 1:08:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: True.
• 1:08:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: I forgot about that part.
• 1:08:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know, that was that was almost the same time when we were seeing all the weird shit.
• 1:08:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: The wet cross had was on my kitchen floor.
• 1:08:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't think I've ever heard that happening anywhere.
• 1:08:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: It was a familiar.
• 1:08:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: I shit you not.
• 1:08:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: I woke up to go to work is when I still on days woke up to go to work It was like three in the morning and there was a crawdad crawling across my kitchen floor and it was still wet Where the where in the fuck does a crawdad just cut did it crawl out of the drain?
• 1:09:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Where did they come from and it was like cold outside so Dude, I don't know I don't know how crawdad's work but
• 1:09:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: I took a picture and sent it to Kyle at like 3.30 in the morning.
• 1:09:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, I just found this in my kitchen floor.
• 1:09:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, he's not lying.
• 1:09:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: I remember when he said he's like, bro, what the fuck?
• 1:09:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: I just found a crawl dad in the middle of my kitchen floor.
• 1:09:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that was the amount of weirdness that was going on at that point in time.
• 1:09:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: But what if it had a fit through your sink drain?
• 1:09:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know, like the little metal metal slits that are in the drain you don't talk about.
• 1:09:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, no, it was a big crawdad Yeah, so it's not even like trying climbing through the the great or whatever in the sink Yeah, so the only other option would be that it crawled out of the toilet or the bathtub, maybe how would it get out of the toilet like it's that's a fuck I don't know slick and climb, you know.
• 1:10:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
• 1:10:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not a fucking crawled-ed I don't know
• 1:10:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: Could be a portal.
• 1:10:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: I think the logical explanation is that it's a demonic familiar.
• 1:10:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 1:10:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: They're like, hey, we couldn't get you with the giant 10-foot shadow being.
• 1:10:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: So now we're going to try.
• 1:10:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: Because if, let's face it, if, if Crowd adds or summoning portals, we got fucking problems.
• 1:10:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah, maybe it came through my chimney that I don't have.
• 1:10:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: they'll say I didn't know he had a chimney.
• 1:10:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't.
• 1:10:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: I do have a picture of it somewhere.
• 1:10:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
• 1:10:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Let me think.
• 1:10:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know if I still got it on my phone or not, but I did take some pictures.
• 1:10:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it was in relation to Crazy Legs.
• 1:10:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: So it was demonic.
• 1:11:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think it was demonic because it was speaking Latin when I found it that would be a awesome.
• 1:11:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's not true.
• 1:11:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: It didn't talk to me.
• 1:11:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: It would be pretty cool though.
• 1:11:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: I wish it did because I'd be like how I fucked my house.
• 1:11:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: How did you get in my house first?
• 1:11:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: And second, how did you also get in my house?
• 1:11:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Why are you all wet?
• 1:11:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: Why, why, why is it got to be a witch now?
• 1:11:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: How many of you are trying to just a witch dropping you a hay, but as if, well, if it was a witch, I threw her out on my back porch.
• 1:11:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: That sucks.
• 1:11:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: So, I don't feel like I have good rapport now because I just chucked her out on the back porch.
• 1:11:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: I said, no, not today, when was that?
• 1:11:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm trying to think of when that was.
• 1:11:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: That would have been out of been 20, 21, 22, right?
• 1:12:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it was a long fucking time ago.
• 1:12:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's when all the weird shit was going down because 2021 was when all the egress shit was going down and this was after that.
• 1:12:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: It was after we went to X.
• 1:12:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: Well, JJ, you asked why you didn't give it at home.
• 1:12:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: Uh, I know it's a fad right now, but my kids found a jumping spider in our house.
• 1:12:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: And now that want to get it home, even though it's already in, that's been the plan.
• 1:12:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's just let the jumping spider live in the house.
• 1:12:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hmm.
• 1:12:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: That was already in the house.
• 1:12:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Uh-huh.
• 1:12:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: Uh-huh.
• 1:12:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: I hope I hope I hope it's a witchy spider.
• 1:12:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: I didn't give it a home because it didn't offer to pay rent Time to tough I know it's a spider witch.
• 1:13:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm I'm way more inclined to keep it.
• 1:13:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: What if it's spider man?
• 1:13:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: I tell him to leave Just shoot the web at you to hold on.
• 1:13:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: Those matters do get big, but they're cool.
• 1:13:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: They don't mess with you
• 1:13:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: Thank you to bunch of shit.
• 1:13:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't mind spiders as long as they're not on me.
• 1:13:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I'm gonna do there.
• 1:13:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know?
• 1:13:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Don't mind me, Chad.
• 1:13:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm just looking for my phone for the demonic crawdad familiar.
• 1:13:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know if he was a demon.
• 1:13:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: Well, I'm trying to have my spider cast spells, so that would be sick if you could train it.
• 1:13:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm probably going to have to train it.
• 1:13:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: You're right.
• 1:13:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: Going through my phone.
• 1:13:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: You think audio books would work?
• 1:14:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: If I put an audio book on outside the spider's home.
• 1:14:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: It would put on grandma's.
• 1:14:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm thinking.
• 1:14:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, now you're talking.
• 1:14:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: That would be pretty sick.
• 1:14:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: I got a lot of weird shit in my photo library.
• 1:14:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't mind the little jump in spot.
• 1:14:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't really mind how much you steal.
• 1:14:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't really mind spiders all that much.
• 1:14:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, as long as they, they won't really give me my space.
• 1:14:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: I give them their space.
• 1:14:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: We can go visit eat some bugs, you know, it's fine.
• 1:14:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I'm, I'm in that camp.
• 1:14:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't mind them.
• 1:14:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's Sean and Sean is right.
• 1:14:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: It does watch us have dinner and then it comes out and like kind of sits on a chair and then goes like after we're done eating.
• 1:14:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: Got it's own dinner spot.
• 1:14:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 1:14:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's kind of bizarre, really.
• 1:14:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's like it's I mean, it's basically a pet if it has its own dinner spot.
• 1:15:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: Man, where in the hell are the fuck would you have an African orange train you'll appear in your bedroom?
• 1:15:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's just terrifying.
• 1:15:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: Portal.
• 1:15:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: It would have caught a 12 gauge.
• 1:15:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: I think a fucking one spider's that big.
• 1:15:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: It portaled in.
• 1:15:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: Dude, I knew I took a picture of this thing.
• 1:15:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think I posted them in the discord.
• 1:15:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: There's a lot of big food.
• 1:15:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: You too, yeah, you took a picture of it.
• 1:15:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know if I saved it though.
• 1:15:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: And also like to have a pet crow.
• 1:15:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: Croser sick.
• 1:15:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: Or Raven, crow Raven, one of the other.
• 1:15:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: Croser smart as hell.
• 1:15:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: And now, Croser, I wish they would come by my house more because I would feed the shit out of them and then they would stay here.
• 1:15:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: They bring you gifts.
• 1:15:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: And then I try to coax them into my garage like I'd give it a home in my garage.
• 1:16:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 1:16:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, Croser pretty sick.
• 1:16:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I remember that movie, I racked a phobia, that was gross.
• 1:16:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I'm not trying to be that close to spider.
• 1:16:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, no, no, no, no, no.
• 1:16:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Were they just encapsulating me in a web?
• 1:16:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: I know.
• 1:16:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: I feed some where I work and they do hang out.
• 1:16:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: And sometimes they yell at me when I don't feed them enough.
• 1:16:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: but I can't get them to follow me home.
• 1:16:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't have any crows around here that I can have.
• 1:16:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: I just don't have any.
• 1:16:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, they like remember if you're nice or mean to them, they'll remember you're they have like facial recognition and they'll tell other crows if you're cool or not.
• 1:16:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not trying to have like a whole
• 1:17:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: freaking crawdad was he's he's in a dust pan because I'm not trying to get pinched by a demon.
• 1:17:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: Look at that.
• 1:17:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: You can even see see where the the dust pan is wet.
• 1:17:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'll tell you man.
• 1:17:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: And here I am like I wish I get a sign.
• 1:17:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: I wish I'd get a sign that some weird shit's going on and I got crustaceans
• 1:17:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: it is pretty strange.
• 1:17:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it's weird.
• 1:17:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: But it's not weird enough.
• 1:17:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know?
• 1:17:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: How close am I to go?
• 1:17:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: How close am I to a stream?
• 1:17:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: Not close.
• 1:18:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: Do you think a crow would let me paint its face as of the crow?
• 1:18:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hmm.
• 1:18:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: How many cheetos have you fed it?
• 1:18:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: Probably a lot.
• 1:18:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's probably.
• 1:18:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: If it was my friend, I would feed it unlimited cheetos.
• 1:18:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: Can you manifest the lobster to my kitchen?
• 1:18:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
• 1:18:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not that good a manifesting.
• 1:18:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Let's be honest.
• 1:18:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's the only bird that I'm trying to hang out with as a crow.
• 1:18:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: And maybe a Raven or vice versa, whichever one what about the moth my dude JJ I feed them peanuts I feed them spicy barbecue chips Crackers Not any they he they the chips did I if a kid Yeah Yeah, feed them all types of stuff
• 1:18:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: And they hate them.
• 1:18:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: I ain't seen them in a little while though.
• 1:18:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe they're getting cold.
• 1:18:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, maybe they're migrating now right now, which sucks.
• 1:19:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: They'll come back.
• 1:19:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: They come back.
• 1:19:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: It just sucks because the other guys where I work also feed them, so I feel like they're just going to get fat.
• 1:19:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, then they can't fly, so you then you can take them into your garage.
• 1:19:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, good point.
• 1:19:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: I love it.
• 1:19:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: I want it to be able to land on my shoulder to there for a minute.
• 1:19:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sick.
• 1:19:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's what I'm going for.
• 1:19:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: I need a fucking pet crow.
• 1:19:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 1:19:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're like a land pirate.
• 1:19:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 1:19:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'll do.
• 1:19:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's a good description.
• 1:19:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 1:19:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: Your boat is the mower.
• 1:19:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: And instead of a parrot, you got to crow.
• 1:19:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: That'd be fucking awesome.
• 1:19:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sick.
• 1:19:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's sick.
• 1:19:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: the fae lord land pirate they probably do have high blood pressure just like the gino's barbecue chips all day sounds like me i'll pop them up i'll pop them up ill be alright always share will share medication sounds like me uh... speak in a blood pressure what we at one twenty yeah i can talk about for a little speak in a blood pressure i saw
• 1:20:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: A dude making reels on vanpire lore and how like everything we know about vanpire tropes.
• 1:20:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: do tell is love a conspiracy put forth by vampires you know like one of the tropes is like oh no to keep a vampire way use garlic actually like a natural blood thinner which makes it easier for a vampire to drink your
• 1:20:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: And the older vampire is the less the sun has an effect on it.
• 1:21:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: And all this cool shit.
• 1:21:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: That is cool.
• 1:21:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think I may have saved his real life.
• 1:21:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: I thought you were going to say, if you have high blood pressure, you're actually a descendant of the vampire.
• 1:21:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, just if you eat garlic, they want you to eat garlic by telling you that garlic is bad for you.
• 1:21:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: What if I eat silver?
• 1:21:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's probably also bad for you.
• 1:21:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, if I, if I saved a JD, I'll send it to you.
• 1:21:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: Because this is kind of interesting.
• 1:21:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: The guy is like, vampire propaganda.
• 1:21:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's the best way to put this.
• 1:21:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: The guy's like, this is all hypothetical.
• 1:21:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: So, if the algorithm, if I get it, shadow band, just know that this is all hypothetical, but he's like, now, and tells all this stuff about vampires, not like this is fucking sick.
• 1:21:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: Steve, question.
• 1:22:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: Would you be mad?
• 1:22:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
• 1:22:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: Or no.
• 1:22:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: If you got turned into a vampire.
• 1:22:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hmm.
• 1:22:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, a better question.
• 1:22:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: If you were dying, you are actively dying right now.
• 1:22:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: And a vampire offers you to turn you so you live forever.
• 1:22:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: Do you take the deal or do you just die?
• 1:22:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: Do I stay sick?
• 1:22:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: Now, you'd be better.
• 1:22:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: You'd be a fucking fool, you'd basically turn into Edward from Twilight.
• 1:22:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, I'm dying.
• 1:22:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm talking to him out.
• 1:22:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: I ain't trying to spark on this bitch.
• 1:22:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: No.
• 1:22:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, hmm.
• 1:22:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: What do you do?
• 1:22:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: You say in that, just made me think of all this other stuff that he said.
• 1:22:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: He said, just because you get bitten by a vampire, doesn't mean you turn into a vampire.
• 1:23:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Some vampires are solely for, or some people are solely for feeding.
• 1:23:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: He also said that the movement in the blood donation, like in the 70s and 80s and stuff, was a scheme for the government to be able to feed vampires, so they wouldn't be attacking people.
• 1:23:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: Fucking love it.
• 1:23:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: He also said also that vampires do not need permission to enter
• 1:23:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: interplaces.
• 1:23:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: We hold no power over vampires.
• 1:23:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: The only people that do are witches.
• 1:23:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: They have to get permission from witches to enter their dwellings.
• 1:23:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: Why?
• 1:23:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: Because I think if I remember the way you said it did I think witches created vampires?
• 1:23:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: Ice.
• 1:23:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: So they hold power over them.
• 1:23:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: especially from Transylvania, definitely makes sense.
• 1:24:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, because it made me think of JJ.
• 1:24:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, well, of course, JJ's projected from the vampires.
• 1:24:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: Here I am, just vampire bait.
• 1:24:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: If I find all the finders, all the finders' reels in the center too.
• 1:24:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: So now we gotta learn how to be witches.
• 1:24:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Or vampires.
• 1:24:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh yeah, do you take the dealer now?
• 1:24:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, mm.
• 1:24:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: Let me think.
• 1:24:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: like oh hell yeah oh dang it actually the wrong one fuck yeah super sticker I like your avatar picture yeah it's the paperclip that someone bent into a lock picking my damn house but
• 1:24:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: Uh, I have to like, I'm going off of movie tropes because like the last boy vampire is a pretty fucking cool.
• 1:24:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: They're just like, they're just like stupid glam metal dudes riding dirt bikes and shit.
• 1:25:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like that would be cool.
• 1:25:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: We turn into vampires and then turn into glam metal dudes.
• 1:25:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, just have like a giant blonde curly mole.
• 1:25:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's a studded leather jacket.
• 1:25:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: right in dirt bikes everywhere that would be sick like the vampire some 30 days a night or fucking wicked they're evil wicked but that would still be kind of cool uh... the vampires from john carpenters vampires were fucking sick
• 1:25:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know there's a lot of caveats to go with it though, because then you got a drink blood and shit.
• 1:25:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, but as we're not that bad.
• 1:25:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Small price to pay.
• 1:25:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't think it's that bad, because you didn't enjoy it.
• 1:25:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe not at first, but what else?
• 1:25:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's a quiet taste, you know.
• 1:25:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, but then you've got to live forever and like it's like the whole immortality thing where you got to watch the people you care for die and that's it's that'd be the worst that'd be the worst part unless you turn them into vampires too true you could give them the ultimatum later on in life.
• 1:26:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, say hey that's a good point listen.
• 1:26:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: We could run this bitch and live forever.
• 1:26:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm a be honest.
• 1:26:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't, I don't, I decide from that simple fact there.
• 1:26:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: Watching everybody love die.
• 1:26:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't think it would be that bad to live forever.
• 1:26:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know, are yous got a point like that's false.
• 1:26:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: Tuesday being the movie did not suck, it was great.
• 1:26:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: Move on.
• 1:26:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: thing.
• 1:26:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: Are you like, do we got to keep working and paying taxes forever?
• 1:26:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Because that's no life.
• 1:26:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's just being a cog.
• 1:26:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
• 1:26:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't think so.
• 1:26:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: I would, let's be honest though.
• 1:26:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: How bad would it be to live forever?
• 1:26:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Think about it.
• 1:26:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: If I think, I think, I think most people just say, I want to die because they know they are going to die.
• 1:27:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: And this
• 1:27:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, dude, we can turn into glam metal vampires that ride dirt bikes and build our own community out of woods and just live on the beach and play saxophone shirtless see, does it does it doesn't sound that bad of a life, though, right?
• 1:27:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 1:27:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Twizz, I'm checking my deems.
• 1:27:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: Stop yelling.
• 1:27:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: There is a new screw worm in Texas.
• 1:27:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, I'm going to Texas in a while and maybe I will get it.
• 1:27:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then I can bring it out.
• 1:27:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: The only way being immortal would suck is if like the plant blew up.
• 1:27:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: Don't you just float them through space.
• 1:28:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: That would suck.
• 1:28:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: Thank you to his, his career is the screenworm and immortal vampire, probably.
• 1:28:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know, man, like,
• 1:28:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm at a hard, I don't know, either.
• 1:28:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: But because I would be lying if I said, it, it, it, it, it doesn't sound appealing because it does.
• 1:28:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I can't say no.
• 1:28:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, because there's a lot of aspects of being a person that sucks.
• 1:28:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: But there's some cool shit, too.
• 1:28:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's what I'm saying.
• 1:28:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: And if I'm a vampire and the government says pay taxes, I'm going to say no.
• 1:28:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm a vampire.
• 1:28:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I just say make me eat some garlic and see what happens, bitch catch me if you can.
• 1:29:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and then I would turn into a bat and fly away.
• 1:29:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I don't know if that's that maybe a trope too.
• 1:29:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
• 1:29:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: I got to find that guy's Instagram again because that shit was not true.
• 1:29:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: Twizz that we did we just went over blood banks and we think about it.
• 1:29:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: If Tupacabra can eat a go.
• 1:29:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: You know.
• 1:29:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that's what that's what guy said.
• 1:29:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: He said see some vampires like They don't always have to feed on humans.
• 1:29:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: They feed on ghosts.
• 1:29:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: They feed on cattle.
• 1:29:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sometimes it gets really bad.
• 1:29:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: They feed on rats I told you I'm a child is a fuck cows vampire He knows more about it than he's letting on.
• 1:29:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: It'd be cool to talk to a vampire But yeah, that's what they want you to think to is
• 1:29:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, dude, we just went over this.
• 1:29:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: They don't let you take blood out because you're not a vampire and they're saving it for the vampires boom boom facts winning Ash tag It's simple science to us.
• 1:30:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: It really is we already went over this.
• 1:30:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know how you're not keeping up It's simple science Animal blood doesn't give you enough enough what?
• 1:30:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that he's just eat more.
• 1:30:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, eat a bigger animal.
• 1:30:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 1:30:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Vampire and elephant.
• 1:30:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: If you don't, you don't know that.
• 1:30:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: You don't know vampires like I do.
• 1:30:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, then why do great aliens mutilate cattle weird.
• 1:30:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: And drain their blood.
• 1:30:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's the government taking the blood to feed the vampires.
• 1:30:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, and by the way, and there's the other thing, too.
• 1:30:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, check it out, check it out.
• 1:30:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: For all these shit birds, now here, talking about living forever sucks.
• 1:30:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: You did it, it did it.
• 1:31:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: Technically, per vampire lore, you can still die.
• 1:31:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Not by garlic.
• 1:31:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: Not by garlic.
• 1:31:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Not by sunlight.
• 1:31:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, maybe you throw a sunlight out, which would be the easiest way out, right?
• 1:31:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sunlight, you know, one day you're just like,
• 1:31:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: But I mean, you catch steak, you get some silver, slung your way, you know?
• 1:31:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: There's ways to go and down.
• 1:31:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: The vampires in John Carpenters, vampires just buried themselves under the dirt and the dirt.
• 1:31:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: And I mean, according to his, if you don't, if you only were to eat goats, you die because it doesn't give you enough, you'd just starve at death.
• 1:31:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: But according to the vampire guy, he says you can take the blood of animals.
• 1:31:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: Well, twist all interview of the vampire that means he knows all about vampires.
• 1:31:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: Are you going to believe Brad Pitt or vampire guy on Instagram?
• 1:31:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: Dude, he didn't have to order like that.
• 1:31:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: That guy may have been Brad Pitt in his vampire.
• 1:32:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's got how do we get it?
• 1:32:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you say that.
• 1:32:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: Now it makes more sense.
• 1:32:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's hard to put Brad Pitt up against.
• 1:32:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: It also made it my thing.
• 1:32:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: Cause I part of me wants to say what Brad Pitt.
• 1:32:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: I know I'm pretty sure vampires are humans because he said that you can change people to a vampire.
• 1:32:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: Did he say if you could change back to human?
• 1:32:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't remember.
• 1:32:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: Because in theory, in theory, though, if a witch created it, you should be able to refund that shit.
• 1:32:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think of which create.
• 1:32:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: Don't quote me on that.
• 1:32:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's what you said he said.
• 1:32:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, but I don't know if he said it.
• 1:32:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: I may have made that up.
• 1:32:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
• 1:32:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: That happens.
• 1:32:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Because why me, why else would they have to answer to wishes?
• 1:32:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: True.
• 1:32:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know?
• 1:32:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: JJ, why did you guys create vampires?
• 1:32:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: Practice they can un-un-vampire them.
• 1:33:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: So.
• 1:33:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: You gotta be, you gotta be afraid.
• 1:33:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I gotta hunt that guy down.
• 1:33:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, not like I'm a vampire hunter, but just like find his reels.
• 1:33:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 1:33:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 1:33:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's weird because like, his bottom teeth are kind of poiny.
• 1:33:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, pointer in the mind.
• 1:33:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: So, I don't know.
• 1:33:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, technically this just made me a vampire whistleblower.
• 1:33:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right you're local congressman.
• 1:33:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Tell him I need to go there to talk about You already fucked up because he said too much.
• 1:33:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: You're supposed to say half of that in a skiff.
• 1:33:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh Yeah, that's true.
• 1:33:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, you fucked up dude.
• 1:33:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: I already whistle blew too much.
• 1:33:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: Now the vampires are gonna come for you.
• 1:33:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, I've now I've whistle blown Yeah, Jaym over came over That would be weird
• 1:34:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Is what if vampires don't turn into bats they turn into crawdads?
• 1:34:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: Fuck that's a shitty that's a shitty one.
• 1:34:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: I would rather be a bat.
• 1:34:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't I don't unless you're in water.
• 1:34:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't feel like crawdads move very fast.
• 1:34:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I need some I need to be speed.
• 1:34:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: I did you know me I like speed builds.
• 1:34:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: You, yeah, you are a, you are a speedy guy.
• 1:34:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: See how I, that's not true at all, but I'm into the idea.
• 1:34:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: What, what the weight of the history you've seen and the wisdom that comes from knowing the patterns of people become heavy for you.
• 1:34:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know if you live forever.
• 1:34:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, say you didn't turn people immortal.
• 1:34:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: The like people that you fell in love with and people that you grew close to would that become heavy, happen to do that over and over generation after generation after generation.
• 1:35:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: Probably.
• 1:35:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: I must say, Kyle doesn't give a fuck about anyone he cared for.
• 1:35:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: So from what I mean by that is my media family.
• 1:35:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yes, that's going to be the hardest part about any part of it.
• 1:35:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's like, I think the solution is to be is to never have a family again.
• 1:35:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's like a highlander.
• 1:35:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: He live forever.
• 1:35:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: He fell in love a lot of times and he still remembered him.
• 1:35:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: He chopped off a lot of heads.
• 1:35:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's true.
• 1:35:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, think about it, guys.
• 1:35:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: And that point means to you of our glam metal dirt bike riders.
• 1:36:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: We don't have time for chicks.
• 1:36:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: Expert saxophone players.
• 1:36:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 1:36:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: We've got way to me miles to put on that bear bike.
• 1:36:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: We're just squeezing the brass or whatever.
• 1:36:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: I just picked you Steve.
• 1:36:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
• 1:36:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: Fucking studded jacket up, long, long curly hair, just fucking cruising on his dirt bike, just yinging it.
• 1:36:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Just a see-through mesh tank top on underneath my leather jacket, Kyle and Purple Spandex pants.
• 1:36:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: Half a hundred percent down.
• 1:36:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: 100% down.
• 1:36:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I mean, it'd be pretty sick.
• 1:36:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: So what's going to really where dreams are not I'm not a vampire beans got to go to bed.
• 1:36:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: Good night, please.
• 1:36:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: Thanks for hanging out.
• 1:36:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: We're going to wrap it up too.
• 1:36:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's getting late.
• 1:37:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Squeeze in the brass in is a saxophone brass.
• 1:37:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: The trumpet's high.
• 1:37:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, now I mean, the saxophones doldish colored, so yeah, probably.
• 1:37:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's fucking squeezing the brass.
• 1:37:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 1:37:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: The world is a vampire twist.
• 1:37:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: Fuck yeah, it's good song.
• 1:37:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: In garlic, ain't gonna do shit.
• 1:37:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: I hope I save that real, because I was invested.
• 1:37:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm like this, this cat is a vampire.
• 1:37:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, that's a great one.
• 1:37:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: We call our glam metal band back.
• 1:37:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yes, that's fucking sick.
• 1:37:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's just dueling saxophones.
• 1:37:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, that means you got to turn Dillon too.
• 1:37:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yep.
• 1:37:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: You got to talk him into it.
• 1:37:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's proud.
• 1:37:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's very glam metal.
• 1:37:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, he just screams glam metal.
• 1:37:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: I thought it was it.
• 1:37:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: If any one of us, I'd picture glam metal, it would be him and not to mention his dirt bike, that it just goes ahead of the man.
• 1:38:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 1:38:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: Remember that picture of Dylan playing the warlock out in the cemetery with the snow like it was like This promo picture my mom took of him.
• 1:38:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: I need to find it because it is all I remember having banned practice and we're supposed to be practicing and he's just doing dirt bike wheel.
• 1:38:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's passed the patio doors.
• 1:38:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 1:38:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, Colt.
• 1:38:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: Thanks for hanging out with us again.
• 1:38:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Good come the time pastor by way faster than I anticipated for sure.
• 1:38:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: Because Bigfoot got Kyle fired up.
• 1:38:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh yeah, no, it's going to be a good time then.
• 1:38:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: But yeah.
• 1:38:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: Thanks for hanging out with us, make sure to hit the like and subscribe and all that stuff, you know, the algorithm that we're constantly fighting against.
• 1:39:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: And, uh... Yeah, have a good rest of the week.
• 1:39:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Check out the checkout the last episode.
• 1:39:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: Alien mutilations and stuff.
• 1:39:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: Screwworms, vampires, garlic.
• 1:39:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: You get it, maybe we need to do another vampire episode.
• 1:39:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 1:39:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: You got some good books on them.
• 1:39:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 1:39:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Because apparently, I know a lot about vampires now.
• 1:39:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm a vampire whistleblower.
• 1:39:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: You are.
• 1:39:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: But yeah, everybody stay safe.
• 1:39:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: Stay weird.
• 1:39:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: We love you guys.
• 1:39:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: And remember, Twizz is the first one to let us know that there's a new screw worm out there in Texas.
• 1:39:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: I get it.
• 1:39:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm going to bring it to Illinois.