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The Return Of Gas Money (feat Toon 1hunnit) · GAS MONEY

• 0:09
  SPEAKER_06: Welcome to another installment of Gas Money.
• 0:12
  SPEAKER_06: Uh it's not really an installment, but I don't want to start this off by lying to our three listeners.
• 0:18
  SPEAKER_06: I want to be as blunt and official and positive as possible.
• 0:23
  SPEAKER_06: Too many P words.
• 0:25
  SPEAKER_06: I know we're pessimistic.
• 0:27
  SPEAKER_06: Puckerin puck.
• 0:28
  SPEAKER_06: Nah, this is weird.
• 0:29
  SPEAKER_06: Alright, so this is supposed to be a infomercial to let you guys know that Gas Money is back.
• 0:35
  SPEAKER_06: We're gonna be recording more regularly now.
• 0:38
  SPEAKER_06: That uh things have to kind of settle down.
• 0:40
  SPEAKER_06: You know, we're a New York City-based podcast, you know, we represent.
• 0:44
  SPEAKER_06: Um the coronavirus is starting to like slow down, I guess.
• 0:48
  SPEAKER_06: I don't know, I can't even tell.
• 0:49
  SPEAKER_06: I traveled a couple times during the pandemic.
• 0:51
  SPEAKER_06: I know Jesus, this guy's dangerous.
• 0:53
  SPEAKER_06: But um Yeah, we're gonna be back.
• 0:56
  SPEAKER_06: You know, I'm trying to get the whole gang back together.
• 0:58
  SPEAKER_06: Is everybody coming back?
• 0:59
  SPEAKER_06: No idea.
• 0:59
  SPEAKER_06: We'll see.
• 1:00
  SPEAKER_06: You know, this is supposed to be uh a fun, cool little thing that I put out by myself.
• 1:05
  SPEAKER_06: So fucking lonely.
• 1:06
  SPEAKER_06: But uh yeah, um it's uh it's this is tough.
• 1:09
  SPEAKER_06: Podcasting is tough.
• 1:11
  SPEAKER_06: It's uh me sitting in a room talking to a monitor.
• 1:14
  SPEAKER_06: There's nothing for me to really like freestyle about.
• 1:16
  SPEAKER_06: I just wanted to let you guys know that we're back.
• 1:18
  SPEAKER_06: We're gonna be talking about all the pressing issues.
• 1:20
  SPEAKER_06: Megan Style getting shot, TikTok taking over the world, Donald Trump getting corona, sleepy Joe Biden, all of that cool shit.
• 1:27
  SPEAKER_06: You know, Miami he's in the finals against the Lakers, whereas LeBron rank all time, ah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
• 1:32
  SPEAKER_06: All the cool shit y'all like to hear about.
• 1:34
  SPEAKER_06: But we're gonna be back.
• 1:35
  SPEAKER_06: I'm telling y'all, this is the beginning of the beginning, not the beginning of the end.
• 1:39
  SPEAKER_06: Um, but uh, whatever you guys need from us, let us know.
• 1:43
  SPEAKER_06: No, let us new.
• 1:44
  SPEAKER_06: Let us know what the good people at Rotten Apple can do for you.
• 1:48
  SPEAKER_06: This is like my 13th take doing this, and I thought I would be a lot better at doing this.
• 1:54
  SPEAKER_06: I'm not even gonna lie to you guys.
• 1:55
  SPEAKER_06: This is coming off as very corny and cringy, but that's kind of like the tone I was going for.
• 1:59
  SPEAKER_06: I'm not even gonna lie to y'all.
• 2:00
  SPEAKER_06: But um, it's dope, man.
• 2:02
  SPEAKER_06: I just I miss doing this.
• 2:03
  SPEAKER_06: I miss podcasting.
• 2:04
  SPEAKER_06: It's one of my very big passions in life.
• 2:07
  SPEAKER_06: But um, yeah, we're gonna we're gonna keep this thing rocking.
• 2:10
  SPEAKER_06: And I I just hope that you guys enjoy the quality content that we try to put out on a weekly basis.
• 2:15
  SPEAKER_06: We might even go to twice a week.
• 2:16
  SPEAKER_06: We might even not record ever again.
• 2:19
  SPEAKER_06: I don't know.
• 2:19
  SPEAKER_06: But we're definitely gonna be out there, guys.
• 2:21
  SPEAKER_06: Don't worry about it.
• 2:22
  SPEAKER_06: Um, we're gonna do a lot more fan interactions to get you guys' opinions, POVs, and you know, get fans to pull up on the show, you know, debate me and all my outlandish ideals and ideas.
• 2:34
  SPEAKER_06: Um, you know, I just want to keep the positivity going.
• 2:36
  SPEAKER_06: You know, these are pretty dark times, you know.
• 2:38
  SPEAKER_06: I didn't live during the bubonic plague.
• 2:40
  SPEAKER_06: If I did, I'd probably be a slave or dead.
• 2:42
  SPEAKER_06: You know, that's how black people were treated back then.
• 2:44
  SPEAKER_06: But yeah, um, let's keep it dark.
• 2:45
  SPEAKER_06: Let's keep it light, let's keep it light.
• 2:47
  SPEAKER_06: So I just really want people to tune in.
• 2:49
  SPEAKER_06: Because, you know, we're always in tune.
• 2:51
  SPEAKER_06: Our longtime listeners will get that gay joke.
• 2:53
  SPEAKER_06: But um it's all good.
• 2:55
  SPEAKER_06: We just want everybody to know that we are back, we're coming back stronger than ever.
• 3:00
  SPEAKER_06: We're gonna take over the podcast world.
• 3:02
  SPEAKER_06: Uh I want to kickstart some new podcasts.
• 3:04
  SPEAKER_06: I want to get, you know, our people need a voice, you know, and podcasting is a new frontier.
• 3:09
  SPEAKER_06: Everybody, you know, gets to, you know, get their shit off.
• 3:11
  SPEAKER_06: It's the best place to get your shit off.
• 3:13
  SPEAKER_06: I'm literally here getting my shit off right now.
• 3:15
  SPEAKER_06: Not like that.
• 3:15
  SPEAKER_06: I know that came out kind of weird.
• 3:17
  SPEAKER_06: But yeah, I'm here.
• 3:19
  SPEAKER_06: We back.
• 3:20
  SPEAKER_06: This is tough.
• 3:20
  SPEAKER_06: Say need been rambling now.
• 3:23
  SPEAKER_06: Still rambling, rumbling, bumbling, stumbling.
• 3:26
  SPEAKER_06: About to become a rapper.
• 3:27
  SPEAKER_06: Speaking of rappers, tune.
• 3:28
  SPEAKER_06: Tune 100, the guy, Ryan Apple's on.
• 3:31
  SPEAKER_06: We're gonna put uh his music in here so y'all can get jiggy.
• 3:34
  SPEAKER_06: Y'all don't have to hear me babble.
• 3:35
  SPEAKER_06: But yeah, gas money's back, baby.
• 3:38
  SPEAKER_06: We back.
• 3:41
  SPEAKER_06: So weird.
• 3:42
  SPEAKER_06: I don't even talk like this.
• 3:43
  SPEAKER_06: I'm becoming a character myself.
• 3:45
  SPEAKER_06: But yeah, we're back.
• 3:47
  SPEAKER_06: Better than ever.
• 3:49
  SPEAKER_06: Everybody's coming back.
• 3:50
  SPEAKER_06: Is everybody coming back?
• 3:51
  SPEAKER_06: I don't want to lie to y'all.
• 3:52
  SPEAKER_06: I don't know.
• 3:52
  SPEAKER_06: I really don't know.
• 3:53
  SPEAKER_06: But we're back.
• 3:54
  SPEAKER_06: We back.
• 3:54
  SPEAKER_06: We definitely back.
• 3:55
  SPEAKER_06: And it's gonna be super.
• 3:56
  SPEAKER_06: It's gonna be good.
• 3:58
  SPEAKER_06: Quality content.
• 4:00
  SPEAKER_06: Go Miami Heat.
• 4:02
  SPEAKER_06: Um, but uh I don't know.
• 4:05
  SPEAKER_06: Fucking October already.
• 4:07
  SPEAKER_06: Damn, son.
• 4:07
  SPEAKER_06: Coronavirus took a year from us.
• 4:09
  SPEAKER_06: Um, you guys, if you did not celebrate your birthday, you do not turn whatever age you were supposed to turn, you get to run this year back.
• 4:17
  SPEAKER_06: Everybody take heed of that.
• 4:19
  SPEAKER_06: AG says so.
• 4:19
  SPEAKER_06: If you go to your doctor and they try to tell you that you're 96, but you're really 95, let them know that AG said that this year did not count.
• 4:26
  SPEAKER_06: Coronavirus stole a year from us.
• 4:28
  SPEAKER_06: So we're gonna run this shit back.
• 4:30
  SPEAKER_06: All those people in Tulum right now, let me know how that shit is.
• 4:33
  SPEAKER_06: I might uh check y'all up out there.
• 4:36
  SPEAKER_06: And yeah, this is AG signing out from the Gas Money family.
• 4:40
  SPEAKER_06: We are back and better than ever.
• 4:42
  SPEAKER_06: Booyaka.
• 4:44
  SPEAKER_06: Nah, I don't like the booyaka.
• 4:45
  SPEAKER_06: Yo, uh, take that shit out, bro.
• 4:46
  SPEAKER_06: Uh I don't like that.
• 4:47
  SPEAKER_06: But yeah.
• 4:48
  SPEAKER_06: AG signing off.
• 4:49
  SPEAKER_06: Here comes the sweet metal tones of tune 100 to serenade you guys into that.
• 4:54
  SPEAKER_06: I don't even know what something we're gonna put on here.
• 4:55
  SPEAKER_06: I don't know.
• 4:56
  SPEAKER_06: Hopefully he puts a low song so I don't sound crazy.
• 4:58
  SPEAKER_06: Sound some super gangster shit.
• 4:59
  SPEAKER_06: But um, yeah.
• 5:01
  SPEAKER_06: AG's out.
• 5:02
  SPEAKER_06: Gas money's back.
• 5:03
  SPEAKER_06: Get your shit together, get your paper.
• 5:05
  SPEAKER_06: Perfect.
• 5:05
  SPEAKER_06: All that cool shit we used to say at the end of episodes.
• 5:08
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, I'm rambling, I'm sorry guys.
• 5:09
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, gas money's back.
• 5:11
  SPEAKER_06: Peace.
• 5:16
  SPEAKER_04: Let me talk my shit, man.
• 5:18
  SPEAKER_01: Don't talk your shit, man.
• 5:21
  SPEAKER_04: Getting back to the little vacation.
• 5:37
  SPEAKER_05: Put up in a coat, wake up like a bump, wake like a dump, pull up like a must, pick up like a bump, somebody got it up.
• 5:47
  SPEAKER_03: Wait, what the fuck?
• 5:49
  SPEAKER_03: Look at this chip from that stuff better once, man.
• 5:52
  SPEAKER_03: I don't think it's been a bit of a stop, man.
• 6:18
  SPEAKER_05: Put up in a country of it, put it like a post, went like a dump, put it like a boss, put it like a bump, stop the gun and I'm just putting back in the mouth, put up a case in the past, put a bottom, but that's not that one, number two, that's the best.
• 7:22
  SPEAKER_02: Got a time for the drug once we go down.
• 7:28
  SPEAKER_02: So if I ever fill the need for a spawn and be that same nigga negative five.
• 7:33
  SPEAKER_00: Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention?
• 7:36
  SPEAKER_00: I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story.
• 7:41
  SPEAKER_00: And I need all of you to stop what you're doing and listen.