Latest / Scott & Ally on Demand / Class of 2026 funky names
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- 0:00SPEAKER_01: I can't remember the last time that I said this, but I think this week is absolutely perfect.
- 0:05SPEAKER_01: I don't see any rain in the forecast through Friday.
- 0:08SPEAKER_00: Yes!
- 0:09SPEAKER_01: 71 today, 73 tomorrow, 79 on Wednesday, 85 on Thursday.
- 0:14SPEAKER_01: But wait, I'm going right to Friday.
- 0:16SPEAKER_01: How about 86?
- 0:17SPEAKER_01: Now maybe Saturday could be a little weird, but still warm.
- 0:20SPEAKER_00: There's only like a 30% though, uh, a 30% chance though on Saturday, because Friday we have Ashanti, Ashanti and Trey Songs.
- 0:28SPEAKER_00: Perfect night for that.
- 0:28SPEAKER_00: Because I even looked at the nighttime low.
- 0:30SPEAKER_01: No, you gotta.
- 0:31SPEAKER_00: It's like 60.
- 0:32SPEAKER_00: So I think it's still comfortable.
- 0:34SPEAKER_00: Okay, bring a hoodie.
- 0:34SPEAKER_00: Who cares?
- 0:35SPEAKER_00: Right?
- 0:35SPEAKER_00: Yeah, right.
- 0:36SPEAKER_00: And then Saturday, we are going to be at Watkins Glenn International for bike night from 5:30 to 7:30.
- 0:42SPEAKER_00: And again, I was like, 30% chance of rain, that's nothing.
- 0:45SPEAKER_00: We'll be fine.
- 0:46SPEAKER_01: Yeah, totally cool.
- 0:47SPEAKER_01: Yeah, 30% is not a guarantee whatsoever.
- 0:50SPEAKER_00: No, no, no, no.
- 0:51SPEAKER_00: I have to read you uh some names out of a yearbook.
- 0:54SPEAKER_00: So this woman says, I was going through my daughter's yearbook, and the the names from the class of 2026 are wild.
- 1:01SPEAKER_00: And I'm gonna start with this one.
- 1:02SPEAKER_00: She says, first one was a student named Church.
- 1:05SPEAKER_00: So I wow.
- 1:07SPEAKER_00: Yes.
- 1:07SPEAKER_00: And I So you get a tax exempt with their name.
- 1:10SPEAKER_00: So that's funny you say that.
- 1:12SPEAKER_00: So asked, Are you religious?
- 1:15SPEAKER_00: No.
- 1:16SPEAKER_00: We named our kid after the cat and pet cemetery.
- 1:20SPEAKER_01: I didn't know.
- 1:21SPEAKER_01: The one who dies and gets and comes back to life and tries to kill everybody?
- 1:25SPEAKER_01: That's a great omen.
- 1:27SPEAKER_00: Wait, hold on.
- 1:27SPEAKER_00: Let me read you, let me read you a couple other ones.
- 1:30SPEAKER_00: Okay.
- 1:31SPEAKER_00: Navy.
- 1:32SPEAKER_00: Navy is the kid's name.
- 1:34SPEAKER_01: Well, what if he goes into the army?
- 1:35SPEAKER_01: He's gonna be picked on his whole life or his whole career.
- 1:38SPEAKER_01: Steel?
- 1:39SPEAKER_01: S-T S-T-E-E-L steel.
- 1:42SPEAKER_01: Well, now had they spelled it like the power equipment, I still half the time read that, and I can't pronounce it in my brain before I put it together because you know it's style.
- 1:52SPEAKER_01: This is like last week with the Mike.
- 1:56SPEAKER_00: Wait a second.
- 1:57SPEAKER_00: These names are so crazy.
- 1:59SPEAKER_00: I thought actually, hold on a second.
- 2:02SPEAKER_00: I've got next to me an Elmira Express newsletter.
- 2:06SPEAKER_00: I want to look at some of the kids' names in here too.
- 2:08SPEAKER_00: Okay.
- 2:08SPEAKER_00: And see if they're as wild as this one.
- 2:10SPEAKER_00: Um Canon.
- 2:12SPEAKER_00: Canon! Yes, Barthy.
- 2:16SPEAKER_01: That's interesting.
- 2:16SPEAKER_00: That sounds like Barfy.
- 2:18SPEAKER_00: Yeah, a little bit.
- 2:19SPEAKER_00: Um, hold on a second.
- 2:20SPEAKER_00: Oh, Isla, Ila's.
- 2:21SPEAKER_01: And you know that's what they're gonna do to them.
- 2:23SPEAKER_01: Because you gotta think about this when you're naming your kid, you gotta think, what's it close to?
- 2:28SPEAKER_01: Like I've told you about it.
- 2:29SPEAKER_01: What's the nickname gonna be?
- 2:30SPEAKER_01: I told you that my ex-wife worked in works in the insurance business.
- 2:35SPEAKER_01: She actually worked, this is a real 100% person.
- 2:38SPEAKER_01: We looked her up online, worked with someone called, and her name was Sharon McCooch.
- 2:43SPEAKER_01: You tell me that is not going to get some heat.
- 2:46SPEAKER_00: Wait, let me look at the Elmyra Express one because again, the names are they're just a little wild.
- 2:52SPEAKER_00: Where was the one I just saw?
- 2:54SPEAKER_00: It was okay.
- 2:56SPEAKER_00: I don't know how to say this one.
- 2:57SPEAKER_00: It is, I'll try to I'm gonna spell it.
- 3:00SPEAKER_00: T Y.
- 3:05SPEAKER_00: Tyrell.
- 3:06SPEAKER_00: Tyrell.
- 3:09SPEAKER_01: Tyrell?
- 3:10SPEAKER_01: Tyr.
- 3:11SPEAKER_01: You call him Ty for sure.
- 3:12SPEAKER_00: Right, but I'm like, what is this name?
- 3:15SPEAKER_00: I've never seen this name.
- 3:16SPEAKER_00: Wait, where's the Z one that I just saw in this uh Oh oh okay, oh this one, this one, this one, this one, this one.
- 3:23SPEAKER_00: Okay, I again I have to spell it because I think I know how to say it, but I don't know.
- 3:27SPEAKER_01: And these aren't names from a certain culture, like coming from if you came from India or something.
- 3:33SPEAKER_00: These are students who are graduating in 2026 from Elmyra Express.
- 3:36SPEAKER_00: Okay, so I have to spell it.
- 3:38SPEAKER_00: U-N-I-K-U-E.
- 3:42SPEAKER_01: Unique.
- 3:43SPEAKER_00: That's what I think.
- 3:44SPEAKER_00: That's what I think, but I'm not sure.
- 3:46SPEAKER_00: And then wait, let me give you one more that I thought was well, there's kitty.
- 3:50SPEAKER_00: Oh, kitty, what a cute name.
- 3:51SPEAKER_00: Anyway, sorry, that one I got distracted.
- 3:54SPEAKER_01: Um you don't see many kitties nowadays.
- 3:57SPEAKER_00: Okay.
- 3:58SPEAKER_01: Well, I mean, you do if you're by the S P C A.
- 4:00SPEAKER_00: True.
- 4:01SPEAKER_00: This one is I and again, I think I know how to say this.
- 4:04SPEAKER_00: I'm not sure.
- 4:05SPEAKER_00: So it's Z-A-K I A.
- 4:08SPEAKER_00: Is that Zachia?
- 4:10SPEAKER_01: Maybe.
- 4:11SPEAKER_00: Did you just go Zach short?
- 4:13SPEAKER_01: I guess, or Z.
- 4:15SPEAKER_01: I'm not sure.
- 4:16SPEAKER_01: Speaking of Zach, oh my god, Allie.
- 4:19SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
- 4:22SPEAKER_01: Yes.
- 4:23SPEAKER_01: Your Zach is a burner.
- 4:25SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
- 4:26SPEAKER_01: It's so bad.
- 4:27SPEAKER_01: Oh no.
- 4:28SPEAKER_01: I told you.
- 4:28SPEAKER_01: It's gonna get worse.
- 4:30SPEAKER_01: I saw something on Friday.
- 4:33SPEAKER_01: Had to take a picture of it.
- 4:35SPEAKER_01: I personally thought it was so uniquely cool.
- 4:39SPEAKER_01: When you hear how I saw this, where I saw this, and why.
- 4:44SPEAKER_01: What's the next thing you have to buy?
- 4:46SPEAKER_01: When do you have to buy something for Zach?
- 4:48SPEAKER_00: I mean, I can buy him something just as I think.
- 4:51SPEAKER_01: This is this is of a special occasion.
- 4:53SPEAKER_00: Oh gosh.
- 4:54SPEAKER_00: Is there a birthday?
- 4:55SPEAKER_00: No, his birthday's not till January.
- 4:58SPEAKER_00: Um I mean, like, I you can go with our anniversary of our first date, which was not until October.
- 5:05SPEAKER_00: November.
- 5:06SPEAKER_00: November.
- 5:06SPEAKER_01: Do you put him a Father's Day gift because he's a father, even though I can do a Father's Day gift?
- 5:10SPEAKER_00: Sure.
- 5:11SPEAKER_00: I'll give him a fire on the Father's Day.
- 5:12SPEAKER_01: Y'all stay here.
- 5:13SPEAKER_01: Saw something on Friday.
- 5:15SPEAKER_01: When you hear where, what it was, and you see what it was, because I took a picture for you.
- 5:20SPEAKER_01: Okay.
- 5:21SPEAKER_01: Oh wow.
- 5:22SPEAKER_01: Oh, geez.
- 5:22SPEAKER_01: You thought Zach was a bird nerd?
- 5:25SPEAKER_01: No.
- 5:30SPEAKER_01: This is so bad.