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The Bull Sessions: Vol. 2 · Bearded And Crunchy

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SPEAKER_00: From Goodyear Heights to podcast listeners everywhere.
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SPEAKER_01: Welcome back to Bearded and Crunchy the Bowl Sessions, Volume Two.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I think me and Bob are starting to like these a little bit more than we were going to let on.
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SPEAKER_01: These are fun.
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SPEAKER_01: These are fun.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: And um typically we don't really talk about what we're gonna talk about.
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SPEAKER_01: I mean, we might have a little idea to get us going, but today we didn't.
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SPEAKER_01: We're just gonna shoot from the hip.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: And I got something I'm gonna ask you, Bob.
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SPEAKER_01: Are you ready?
0:53
SPEAKER_01: All right.
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SPEAKER_01: Would you rather wake up naked in a forest five miles from your home or in your underwear at work?
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SPEAKER_01: Ooh.
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SPEAKER_00: That's a good one.
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SPEAKER_00: You know, honestly, I think I'd rather wake up naked in the forest than the fish.
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SPEAKER_01: I would think so too.
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SPEAKER_01: There are a lot more chances of somebody seeing you, but a better chance of them being random and nobody you know.
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SPEAKER_01: Right.
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SPEAKER_01: As opposed to everybody you know seeing you in your drawers.
1:28
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, no, I'm good.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that I I don't I don't I don't I don't know how I I would feel about no, I'd just rather walk the I would take the walk of shame and do the five miles back.
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SPEAKER_01: Because at least if you're in a forest, you're you're you're you're kind of secluded.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: Um maybe you can find some leaves and berries and twigs to cover your berries and twigs.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and I mean you're in a forest, who knows?
1:51
SPEAKER_01: There could be who knows.
1:53
SPEAKER_01: We used to go exploring through woods and shit and find all kinds of shit.
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SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah, of course.
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SPEAKER_01: But yeah, I thought that was a that's a good one.
2:00
SPEAKER_01: I figure we could toss a couple of those back and forth and just um no, that's a good one.
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SPEAKER_01: I like that.
2:07
SPEAKER_01: I I yeah, I would have to take that.
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SPEAKER_01: If you want, we can we can move into some talks, or do you want me to throw a couple more of these up just to kind of whatever you want, man.
2:16
SPEAKER_01: It's a bowl session, I don't care.
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SPEAKER_01: All right, I got another one for you.
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SPEAKER_01: This would oh you're laughing already.
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SPEAKER_01: Oh, dude, these are these are good.
2:24
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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SPEAKER_01: Would you rather walk in on your parents having sex or them walk in on you?
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SPEAKER_01: Oh both I'd rather have them walk in on me.
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SPEAKER_01: I don't even think that's close.
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SPEAKER_00: No, not even close.
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SPEAKER_01: I don't want to see that shit.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm one of the privileged kids who I never even heard my parents once.
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SPEAKER_01: No, me either.
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SPEAKER_01: When I was an adult, my my dad would would would say shit and I'd go, I don't want to hear that shit.
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SPEAKER_01: You're talking about my mom.
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SPEAKER_00: So it it was stuff like that.
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SPEAKER_00: Um Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: No, I I yeah, I never uh thankfully I never walked in on any of that.
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SPEAKER_00: Uh I've had kids walk in.
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SPEAKER_00: That's interesting.
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SPEAKER_00: I've never had that either.
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SPEAKER_00: That that's a weird one.
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SPEAKER_01: Wait a minute.
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SPEAKER_01: Well, at least not with Rihanna.
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SPEAKER_01: Um I don't yeah, I don't think I've ever Well ooh.
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SPEAKER_01: Fun story.
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SPEAKER_01: Okay.
3:26
SPEAKER_01: I had my dad ruined a chance.
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SPEAKER_01: Bastard.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm not gonna name her name just because she's probably married and she probably don't even know I exist anymore, but you never know.
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SPEAKER_01: It was somebody who's in my grade level.
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SPEAKER_01: We had a little fling, like we dated, but it was a little fling.
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SPEAKER_01: And there was a day where my freshman year of high school, our trophy case caught on fire.
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SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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SPEAKER_01: And they closed school that morning, so we were sent home.
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SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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SPEAKER_01: She gets a ride because she lived fairly far, so we walked.
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SPEAKER_01: I walked with her, okay, and I was gonna walk her home and then back, and she said, Well, maybe we can stop at your house.
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SPEAKER_01: Oh mom's at work.
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SPEAKER_01: This was a period when my dad was working.
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SPEAKER_01: So immediately 15-year-old me of course is like, All right, okay.
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SPEAKER_01: Now, mind you, we played it cool.
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SPEAKER_01: I was scared as shit.
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SPEAKER_01: Yep.
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SPEAKER_01: Um, so we go in, we go to my bedroom, and I do what every 90s teenager did.
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SPEAKER_01: Put on an RB CD and the CD player, had to set the tone, start making out a little.
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SPEAKER_01: I get to massage in her shoulders, her shirt comes off.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm sitting, like she's laying on her stomach.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm kind of like sitting across where her butt is, and I'm massaging her shoulders.
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SPEAKER_01: And you know this as well as I do.
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SPEAKER_01: You can just feel when a parent is looking at you.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: And mind you, my dad's supposed to be at work.
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SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: And I just feel somebody looking, and I turn around because here's my bed, right?
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SPEAKER_01: And the the the um foot rest of my bed is right here, and the door to my here.
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SPEAKER_01: So I'm facing this way.
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SPEAKER_01: I turn around and he's just standing there.
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SPEAKER_01: Oh no.
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SPEAKER_01: And I was shocked, but I was waiting to see his reaction.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and obviously he wanted to go home, and you know, she was embarrassed, and I told him, I said, he said, we obviously gotta ever talk about this.
5:55
SPEAKER_01: And I'm like, all right, but you gotta let me walk her home.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm not letting her walk home.
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SPEAKER_01: Right.
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SPEAKER_01: So I walk home, he was like, that's fine.
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SPEAKER_01: Now, what I had forgotten was is my dad would take breaks.
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SPEAKER_01: Like, not breaks, but like he delivered uh part of his job for this.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so he would swing by the house from time to time for whatever reason.
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SPEAKER_01: Guess who forgot about that?
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SPEAKER_01: Bum bum bum.
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SPEAKER_01: Um, and so I walk her home and I get back, and he gets home from work, and my mom's cooking, and we started talking about it.
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SPEAKER_01: And he goes, I'm not gonna lie, when I got back to work, I bragged about it.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but my problem was I looked at him, I said, brag about what?
6:36
SPEAKER_01: I didn't get any because you fucking walked in.
6:39
SPEAKER_01: You cock blocked me, yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: Like, and trust me, dude.
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SPEAKER_01: She was a sweetheart.
6:44
SPEAKER_01: Uh-huh.
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SPEAKER_01: She was beautiful, like so cute.
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SPEAKER_01: Um, and I really like I really liked her.
6:53
SPEAKER_01: Uh, and that was it.
6:54
SPEAKER_01: We broke up shortly.
6:56
SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
6:56
SPEAKER_01: I mean, not shortly after that, but we ended up breaking up and stuff like that.
7:01
SPEAKER_01: And it it never happened.
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SPEAKER_01: But yeah, that that that's a little fun story about my my dad walking in on me.
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SPEAKER_01: Uh, maybe, maybe another one of these can can drown up a a story for you.
7:11
SPEAKER_01: Let me see what I can find here.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I had a I had this one's stupid.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm not gonna ask that one question.
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SPEAKER_00: No, I we actually had Bubba walk in on us one time here a couple years ago.
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SPEAKER_00: He was probably like four or five.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh, and you know, you know, we're already married.
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SPEAKER_01: Let me let me let me guess.
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SPEAKER_01: You were wrestling with mama.
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SPEAKER_01: Yes.
7:30
SPEAKER_01: That's usually the yeah, okay, that's what I thought.
7:33
SPEAKER_00: What are you guys doing?
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SPEAKER_00: Uh wrestling, buddy.
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SPEAKER_01: Yep.
7:36
SPEAKER_00: Uh mom decided that she wanted to try to be the Undertaker, and dad said, I'm Kane, you're gonna lose.
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SPEAKER_01: Yep.
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SPEAKER_00: So, yeah, that's how that got uh whitewashed.
7:46
SPEAKER_01: Let me guess he never brought it up.
7:48
SPEAKER_00: You know what's gonna happen when thankfully it'll be 15.
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SPEAKER_01: You're gonna be talking to him, he'll be like, Man, I don't know why, but I remember one time, or or what'll happen is you'll be talking to him about that subject.
8:00
SPEAKER_01: I remember, and and you'll be like, Yeah, you know, once he gets of age, like Ty is now obviously cognizant of that kind of stuff.
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SPEAKER_01: Yep, it'll get to that and he'll be like, wait a minute, y'all weren't wrestling.
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SPEAKER_01: Like it'll come right, and then you'll have to you were this one's gonna be funny because I already think I know what both of us are gonna answer, but I think you're gonna answer for a different reason than I am.
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SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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SPEAKER_01: We'll see.
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SPEAKER_01: Would you rather give up your favorite food forever or give up sex?
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SPEAKER_00: I'm giving up my favorite food forever.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry.
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SPEAKER_00: I thought you would go that route.
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SPEAKER_01: Oh, I don't know.
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SPEAKER_01: This was tough for me.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, right.
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SPEAKER_00: Especially now that I'm uh I'm divorced.
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SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh.
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SPEAKER_00: See, I'm still married, so I don't get it anyways.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: Hope she don't listen.
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SPEAKER_01: Oh, I don't know.
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SPEAKER_01: I I I think I'm gonna go with you.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna go favorite food just because my act it actually benefits me to say that because technically I can't eat my favorite food right now anyway.
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SPEAKER_01: Oh, you can't have donuts?
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so I mean I can, but I shouldn't.
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SPEAKER_01: In moderation.
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SPEAKER_01: So that would probably be an easy one, but I just thought it was interesting.
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SPEAKER_00: So I would give up, uh I would give up pizza for uh, you know, I'm okay with that.
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SPEAKER_00: Works for me.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I I mean But again, married guy joke.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm trying to see.
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SPEAKER_01: That one's stupid.
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SPEAKER_01: Uh, this is a good one.
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SPEAKER_01: Would you rather have to work the most miserable job imaginable for a year or die one year earlier?
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SPEAKER_01: I would take dying one year earlier.
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SPEAKER_01: I would too, and it wouldn't be a question because I'm pretty sure I've worked at one of the worst fucking places everywhere.
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SPEAKER_01: Yep.
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SPEAKER_01: And you couldn't pay me enough to go back to that place.
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SPEAKER_01: So yeah, I I think go ahead and take that year off my life.
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SPEAKER_01: I think I'll be all right with that.
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SPEAKER_00: No, because if I ever had to go back and work at Schwabels, yeah, I would hang myself.
10:13
SPEAKER_00: I I couldn't, dude.
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SPEAKER_01: There's no mine is a little bit more recent than that.
10:18
SPEAKER_01: Um, we've talked about it.
10:19
SPEAKER_01: Oh.
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SPEAKER_01: Uh and did we work there together?
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SPEAKER_01: Yes, we did.
10:23
SPEAKER_01: Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: Uh, I I I would absolutely if I had to go back there and work for a year, I wouldn't I would die 30 years earlier because I would probably put a bullet in my head.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, they're second place for me.
10:34
SPEAKER_00: Um, I worked at Schwabels in the Falls, which I can say that because it doesn't exist anymore.
10:38
SPEAKER_00: I remember I I remember to this day it's fascinating.
10:41
SPEAKER_01: I I understand it, but it fascinates me how much you hated that job because I feel like for me that would be like we've talked about one of my favorite smells is fresh bread.
10:51
SPEAKER_01: And like anything, too much of one thing, uh too much of a good thing is a bad thing.
10:55
SPEAKER_01: So I'm assuming I would feel the same way as you, but saying that uh, you know, when you say that though, in my mind I go, man, I bet I feel like that would be perfect.
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SPEAKER_00: But I also never had to work there.
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SPEAKER_00: It took about a week and then I was like, eh, I'm at work.
11:10
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
11:10
SPEAKER_00: It's one of those things where it's like, yeah, it still smelled good, but when you got there, I was like, I don't want to be here.
11:16
SPEAKER_00: Right.
11:16
SPEAKER_00: But yeah, that that place was like a freaking sweatshot, man.
11:20
SPEAKER_00: And then weren't most of them.
11:22
SPEAKER_00: But you know, the crazy thing is is they were union and they paid like shit.
11:27
SPEAKER_00: Literally.
11:27
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
11:28
SPEAKER_00: I mean, it was uh it was 2004.
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SPEAKER_00: I was making 1020 an hour at a union shop.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that wasn't shit.
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SPEAKER_00: No, for all the crap and I did everything in that place.
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SPEAKER_00: Everything.
11:39
SPEAKER_01: I got another one.
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SPEAKER_01: All right, hit me with it.
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SPEAKER_01: Would you rather be stranded on a deserted island for five years or in a coma for a decade?
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SPEAKER_00: It depends on what I have on the deserted island.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I feel like we gotta add to that.
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SPEAKER_00: If there's a caveat, then yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: You can you can have ten items.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay, then yeah, I'd rather spend my time on a deserted island.
12:07
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I would too.
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SPEAKER_00: Because uh losing out on ten years and not, you know, a lot can happen in a decade.
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SPEAKER_01: I mean a lot can happen in five years, but at least I'm coherent, conscious, and I I guess what I'm thinking about when when we talk about this one is what it would depend on like because also you have to think of the other people in your in your life.
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SPEAKER_01: Sure.
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SPEAKER_01: You know, you would now have to have them deal with it for ten years as opposed to five years.
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SPEAKER_01: So yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: I kind of feel like I would I would go that way.
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SPEAKER_00: But would you have somebody with you on said deserted island?
12:46
SPEAKER_01: See, it doesn't say that.
12:47
SPEAKER_01: So that's why you know like I I assume it you would be isolated like a castaway experience.
12:54
SPEAKER_01: Well, that's probably still better than being in a coma.
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SPEAKER_01: That's what I would think.
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SPEAKER_01: Because I've seen people come out of coma and say that they've they remember like like like not like what was going on, but like they dreamt and and did shit the whole time.
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SPEAKER_01: So it's like I don't I don't know if I'd want to remember that.
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SPEAKER_01: That might freak me out.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I don't think I'd like that.
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SPEAKER_00: I mean, if I could get stranded on a deserted island with, you know, like the wife after a boat capsized or something like that.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that wouldn't be too bad.
13:19
SPEAKER_00: That'd be like a free vacation from the kids.
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SPEAKER_00: I mean, I'm sure eventually it would get rough, but yeah, I don't think.
13:25
SPEAKER_00: Well, you know, if you argue, what's gonna happen?
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SPEAKER_00: You go you go to your side of the island, I'll stay over here on my side.
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SPEAKER_00: You know, like right.
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SPEAKER_00: No drinking water for you.
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SPEAKER_01: Alright, here's here's a real common one.
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SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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SPEAKER_01: This one's easy for me.
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SPEAKER_01: It might be for you too.
13:43
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
13:43
SPEAKER_01: We'll do it anyway.
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SPEAKER_01: Would you rather be able to teleport anywhere or be able to read minds?
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SPEAKER_01: It's teleport for me.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
13:54
SPEAKER_01: I already worry about what I think people think.
13:56
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: If I now know what people think, yeah, no, because if you really think about it, you know, we just talked about it in a vacation episode.
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SPEAKER_00: You know, if you wanted to go on vacation and you you don't want to fly or you don't want to drive, you could just, you know, that's what I mean.
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SPEAKER_00: Like you could pull the fanosnap out and go.
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SPEAKER_01: Well, think about that.
14:16
SPEAKER_01: If gas prices go up, you go to work.
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SPEAKER_01: Like, like I work 55 minutes away from my home.
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SPEAKER_01: I can just be like, I can get ready 15 minutes before I fucking gotta go to work.
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SPEAKER_01: Boom, I'm there.
14:27
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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unknown: Yeah.
14:27
SPEAKER_01: 15 minutes early.
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SPEAKER_01: I think that one's and and most I've seen a couple other like podcasters or like social media, you know, yeah.
14:34
SPEAKER_01: Uh uh, what what are they called?
14:36
SPEAKER_01: Uh influencers do do that one.
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SPEAKER_01: And 90% of the people say teleport because I think in general, we don't really want to like we think we want to know what people think, but we really don't.
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SPEAKER_01: At least I know I don't.
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SPEAKER_00: You know, I really think that'd be cool.
14:51
SPEAKER_00: And you know, in my situation where my sister lives 500 miles away, I think that'd be badass where I could just go like that and I'm there.
14:58
SPEAKER_00: Like for anything, like, hey, I need you to help me cook this.
15:01
SPEAKER_00: All right, boom, I'll I'm there.
15:03
SPEAKER_00: Um, hey, uh, the dog fell down and hurt his butt.
15:07
SPEAKER_00: You know, hey, okay, and I'm there.
15:08
SPEAKER_01: Let me help you.
15:09
SPEAKER_01: Right.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that would that would definitely you would end up having to turn into some sort of superhero because people are asking you to use that ability.
15:16
SPEAKER_01: Right.
15:16
SPEAKER_01: Um, here's a good one.
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SPEAKER_01: Um, again, I think it maybe not, but it might be um, would you rather be the funniest person in every room or the most intelligent person in every room?
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SPEAKER_01: For me, it's funniest, and I'm gonna tell you why.
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SPEAKER_01: Okay, because intelligent can come off as cocky and easy, egotistical.
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SPEAKER_01: Whereas funny, everybody's gonna love that.
15:43
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you know, if you're actually legitly funny, yeah, nobody's gonna, you know what I mean?
15:49
SPEAKER_01: Being intelligent is cool, but there does come with a sense of arrogance that comes with that that I don't want that could get you punched in the and it's like I feel like you know.
16:00
SPEAKER_00: I would rather be funny.
16:01
SPEAKER_00: I would rather be funny.
16:02
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I think I would too.
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SPEAKER_01: I mean, you know, plus considering I'm not funny, it would be really nice to be funny for once.
16:09
SPEAKER_01: That's funny.
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SPEAKER_01: Um, here's actually another good one.
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SPEAKER_01: Would you rather be able to control your own emotions or be able to control other people's emotions?
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SPEAKER_01: I think this is tougher than people think on the surface.
16:26
SPEAKER_01: Because yes, being able to control mine would be great, but if you pit being able to control others, you don't have to control yours because you already know what that person's feeling and you can act or react accordingly.
16:42
SPEAKER_00: You know, for me, I'm I'm actually pretty good at I'm pretty in control of my emotions.
16:47
SPEAKER_00: It's it it seems kind of weird, but I'm not I've always been that way.
16:51
SPEAKER_00: I've never been like it, and you you posted that video in the um the toy collectors episode here opening you know Christmas morning.
17:01
SPEAKER_00: I I I'm not super emotional.
17:04
SPEAKER_00: You're not here with I'm not, and I've never been that way.
17:07
SPEAKER_00: I mean, I I care and I and I and I feel that I'm not sure.
17:11
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but your demeanor is just different, and that's okay.
17:13
SPEAKER_00: It's more just kind of baseline.
17:15
SPEAKER_01: Streamlined.
17:16
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
17:16
SPEAKER_00: I'm not.
17:17
SPEAKER_00: Don't get me wrong, I've had times where I've been super duper happy and been excited, and you know, I've cried when both my kids were born.
17:25
SPEAKER_00: I've cried other times.
17:26
SPEAKER_00: I don't care.
17:27
SPEAKER_00: Crying is normal.
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SPEAKER_00: It's I don't it it's not an ego-driven alpha bullshit male.
17:32
SPEAKER_00: Right, right.
17:33
SPEAKER_00: You know, you can't, it's not our father's generation.
17:35
SPEAKER_00: You can't cry, it shows weakness.
17:36
SPEAKER_00: No bullshit.
17:37
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it proves you're a human being, and that's fine.
17:40
SPEAKER_00: Dude, I cry like a little girl at least a couple days a week.
17:43
SPEAKER_02: It's fine.
17:43
SPEAKER_00: I cry.
17:44
SPEAKER_00: I mean, I'm I'm a crier.
17:45
SPEAKER_00: My wife has seen me cry many, many times, and there will be many, many more times.
17:50
SPEAKER_00: And I'm okay.
17:51
SPEAKER_00: But yeah, I think I would want to control other people's emotions.
17:53
SPEAKER_00: That would be fine with me.
17:54
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I mean, I know it sounds really That sounds egotistical.
17:58
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but but I I I feel like I just yeah.
18:02
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
18:03
SPEAKER_01: Here's a good one.
18:05
SPEAKER_01: I like this one.
18:06
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
18:06
SPEAKER_01: Would you rather have X-ray vision but only on people you find unattractive?
18:14
SPEAKER_01: Or everyone else has x-ray vision but only of you.
18:21
SPEAKER_00: That's a tough one.
18:22
SPEAKER_00: Can I add a third one on that?
18:24
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, why not?
18:25
SPEAKER_00: This is the bull sessions, bro.
18:26
SPEAKER_00: Could I just gouge my eyes out and be good?
18:29
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I think I think the the the the third option would be Yeah, I think I'd rather be blind.
18:36
SPEAKER_01: I mean, I am not an attractive person, per se.
18:38
SPEAKER_01: Like I don't think I'm ugly, but I don't think so.
18:43
SPEAKER_01: I think I would rather have the X-ray vision.
18:46
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
18:47
SPEAKER_01: Um I would I would give you that.
18:50
SPEAKER_01: Because I think eventually you would get desensitized to it.
18:54
SPEAKER_01: Probably.
18:54
SPEAKER_01: With other people seeing you, you can't see that.
18:57
SPEAKER_01: So you don't I mean I guess even in that situation you would kind of just ignore it after a while because they can just but I think I would go with wanting it because eventually you would just get desensitized.
19:07
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, like, oh boom, but oh look, she's got a tattoo on her thigh.
19:10
SPEAKER_01: I wonder if anybody else is, you know, it'd be sure that uh where are we at on time, bro?
19:16
SPEAKER_00: Uh about 20 minutes.
19:17
SPEAKER_00: Oh, okay.
19:17
SPEAKER_00: We can do a couple more.
19:18
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, these are fun.
19:19
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's very fun.
19:21
SPEAKER_00: It's a different take on the bull session.
19:23
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
19:24
SPEAKER_00: We're not bull we're not so much bullshitting as we're gonna.
19:26
SPEAKER_00: I mean, we are.
19:27
SPEAKER_00: We are, but this is fun.
19:28
SPEAKER_00: I like the questions.
19:29
SPEAKER_00: Question and answer.
19:31
SPEAKER_00: Call and response.
19:33
SPEAKER_00: Just like music.
19:37
SPEAKER_00: Which I can't wait for that to come out.
19:38
SPEAKER_00: Oh, it's close tomorrow.
19:40
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
19:41
SPEAKER_00: Because we're recording on a Sunday.
19:43
SPEAKER_00: I'm super stoked.
19:44
SPEAKER_00: Ooh, this is a good one.
19:46
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
19:47
SPEAKER_01: Would you rather never have to wait in line for anything?
19:51
SPEAKER_01: Ooh.
19:51
SPEAKER_01: Or always have a close spot parking spot.
19:55
SPEAKER_01: Damn.
19:55
SPEAKER_01: I know.
19:57
SPEAKER_01: I gotta give one of these up.
20:00
SPEAKER_01: I I'm going never wait in line.
20:02
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, never wait in line.
20:03
SPEAKER_00: Um, I mean.
20:08
SPEAKER_01: I think that one's for me.
20:09
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, because waiting in line fucking sucks.
20:12
SPEAKER_01: It just for me, it always seems that when I'm in a hurry is when I have to wait in line.
20:16
SPEAKER_01: Dude, I'm telling you.
20:17
SPEAKER_01: So it's like, I I would rather like the other one, it's like very often, especially like if anybody goes shopping around Christmas, there are no parking spots.
20:27
SPEAKER_00: No.
20:28
SPEAKER_01: So I've had that very often.
20:29
SPEAKER_00: I would rather I would rather walk from a distance and not have to wait in line around that time.
20:35
SPEAKER_00: Damn, like because I can get in and you know, I just want to go.
20:38
SPEAKER_00: That's yeah, right.
20:39
SPEAKER_00: And I I hate crowds of people like that.
20:42
SPEAKER_00: It annoys me.
20:43
SPEAKER_00: No, I would because I had this happen the other day.
20:46
SPEAKER_00: We had to go out and get food for the fourth, because that just happened yesterday.
20:50
SPEAKER_00: I hate that.
20:50
SPEAKER_00: We went out Friday, I went to Sam's Club in Fairlawn, and luckily luckily with Sam's, you know, you you can open up the app and you can just scan and go.
20:59
SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah, yeah.
20:59
SPEAKER_00: That's what I do when I go to the show.
21:00
SPEAKER_00: It's fucking beautiful.
21:01
SPEAKER_00: But we went to Walmart next door, which by the way, the Walmart in Fairlawn's worthless.
21:05
SPEAKER_01: Oh, it's terrible.
21:06
SPEAKER_00: It's horrible.
21:07
SPEAKER_01: We are we only go there if like we have to go to a Walmart.
21:11
SPEAKER_00: We're in the area and we don't want to drive to Wadsworth.
21:14
SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
21:14
SPEAKER_00: But it's about the same distance either way.
21:17
SPEAKER_01: Well, and it's about the same aesthetic and environment as the Arlington Walmart.
21:23
SPEAKER_00: Right.
21:24
SPEAKER_00: And you know, the problem I had is we needed a couple frozen items, and they've got one freezer section the length of an aisle.
21:31
SPEAKER_00: I'm going, there's nothing in here.
21:33
SPEAKER_00: They've got no fruits and vegetables, they've got no I mean, it's just and then we we did buy a couple things that we needed that were like more dry goods stuff and condiments.
21:44
SPEAKER_00: And bro, I waited in line like 15 minutes.
21:46
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
21:47
SPEAKER_00: And it's like, for what?
21:48
SPEAKER_01: There's I yeah.
21:52
SPEAKER_01: I I mean I go every Saturday morning and I go to Walmart to get most of my groceries just because it's cheap.
21:59
SPEAKER_01: Right.
22:00
SPEAKER_01: Um but it it it's a hassle.
22:04
SPEAKER_01: It's and then again, think about that.
22:06
SPEAKER_01: Not waiting in line.
22:08
SPEAKER_01: You never have to wait in a grocery store.
22:10
SPEAKER_00: Boom, done, in and out.
22:11
SPEAKER_01: Come on.
22:13
SPEAKER_00: Um, let's see.
22:23
SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry.
22:24
SPEAKER_01: I know this is not good.
22:26
SPEAKER_02: Come up with it.
22:32
SPEAKER_00: Okay, here we go.
22:33
SPEAKER_01: We we we can we can end it on on on this one.
22:36
SPEAKER_00: Alright.
22:36
SPEAKER_00: Is it a good one?
22:37
SPEAKER_00: It is.
22:38
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
22:42
SPEAKER_01: I feel like it's gonna be easy.
22:45
SPEAKER_01: Let me go with a different one, because this one would be would you rather be trapped on a desert island with someone who never speaks?
22:52
SPEAKER_01: Or with someone who never shuts up.
22:58
SPEAKER_01: Wow.
22:59
SPEAKER_01: They both would be equally annoying as hell.
23:02
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
23:05
SPEAKER_00: Foreshadow.
23:07
SPEAKER_00: Yes, very much so.
23:08
SPEAKER_00: I think I would have to go with somebody that never shuts up because at least you can have conversations.
23:12
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, at some point you can just babble on with them.
23:16
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
23:16
SPEAKER_01: And like you said earlier, just go across the island for a couple hours and get away.
23:21
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I mean, because face punch.
23:24
SPEAKER_00: Like someone who never speaks, like that would suck, dude.
23:27
SPEAKER_00: Like a mute, a mute person would be horrible.
23:29
SPEAKER_01: I mean, I assume they would you know, they would acknowledge, you know, that they can hear you and all that, but they just don't speak.
23:34
SPEAKER_01: I don't know if that's what I'm saying.
23:35
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that would be weird.
23:36
SPEAKER_01: I don't think I could.
23:37
SPEAKER_01: I would eventually end up chopping up and eating them.
23:39
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, probably.
23:41
SPEAKER_00: I'd probably have to go full cannibal.
23:43
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
23:44
SPEAKER_00: Just because it would be no, yeah, that would be more annoying than talking all the time.
23:48
SPEAKER_00: Because we talk all the time, anyways.
23:50
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I I can know most.
23:51
SPEAKER_00: And I can live with that.
23:54
SPEAKER_01: All right.
23:55
SPEAKER_01: I guess we can we can call it.
23:57
SPEAKER_01: I know that's not our typical bull sessions, but it it is because I just threw out random shit.
24:02
SPEAKER_01: We talked about it.
24:03
SPEAKER_01: That was fun, man.
24:03
SPEAKER_01: That was fun.
24:04
SPEAKER_01: So that's kind of what the bull sessions are.
24:06
SPEAKER_01: We're just bullshit and I it it came to my head.
24:10
SPEAKER_01: But I guess with that, I'll Oh yeah.
24:13
SPEAKER_01: It's my turn.
24:14
SPEAKER_00: It's time for you to do a dad joke or joke, whichever.
24:18
SPEAKER_01: These aren't gonna be dad jokes.
24:20
SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna leave those to you.
24:21
SPEAKER_01: Alright, it's all on you for the joke, then.
24:22
SPEAKER_01: Are you ready?
24:23
SPEAKER_01: Yep.
24:24
SPEAKER_01: What is the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
24:29
SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
24:31
SPEAKER_01: Putting them back in the wheelchair.
24:37
SPEAKER_01: And on that note, we'll see you next session.