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Would You Rather: Relationship Edition · Scott & Ally on Demand

• 0:00
  SPEAKER_01: Did I see you drew the short straw again and you're back at holy smokes on Saturday?
• 0:03
  SPEAKER_00: I am starting at noon, it's on South Main Street right across from Pudgy's.
• 0:08
  SPEAKER_00: And there's gonna be free pizza, free ice cream, which is so appropriate, right?
• 0:12
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, if you're there to buy some flour or maybe some tinctures, then sometimes you get a little mungey-ish, right?
• 0:19
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 0:19
  SPEAKER_00: Yes, absolutely.
• 0:20
  SPEAKER_00: They have all kinds of flour.
• 0:21
  SPEAKER_01: For the fact that Saturday's gonna be 100% sunshine at 87, you'd like ice cream.
• 0:25
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, heck yeah, heck yeah.
• 0:27
  SPEAKER_00: And they have all different kinds of things.
• 0:28
  SPEAKER_00: If you're looking for something that's more um, you'd like some gummies, some sweet treats, then they have all of that, uh all of your canonies, if you will.
• 0:38
  SPEAKER_00: So holy smokes, I'll be there starting at noon.
• 0:41
  SPEAKER_00: And they always have some smoking deals.
• 0:43
  SPEAKER_01: So I see what you did there.
• 0:45
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, pretty big grand opening.
• 0:47
  SPEAKER_00: They just opened a couple weeks ago, so they're just still rolling out with all of the deals for you.
• 0:51
  SPEAKER_00: And I'll see you guys on Saturday at Holy Smokes.
• 0:54
  SPEAKER_00: Now I have Would You Rathers that you're gonna love.
• 0:57
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, we haven't done a would you rather in forever.
• 1:00
  SPEAKER_00: I know.
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  SPEAKER_00: And some of these are a little spicy.
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  SPEAKER_00: If they are, I'll give you an advanced note.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, we'll let you know.
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  SPEAKER_00: But I'm gonna word it in a way that I think it'll be okay.
• 1:08
  SPEAKER_00: Would you rather get a late night come over text and regret it later?
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  SPEAKER_00: Or never get it at all and always wonder.
• 1:18
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, you'd have to go with the uh get it and then regret it later.
• 1:22
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, really?
• 1:23
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, because it it's the I mean, it is there anything like I've never won really anything in the lottery other than like maybe 10 bucks.
• 1:32
  SPEAKER_01: Uh-huh.
• 1:32
  SPEAKER_01: It's sort of in that same zone of like, yeah, what's that feeling to like get like, I don't know, a thousand dollars off a scratcher one time.
• 1:40
  SPEAKER_00: I don't want to have the see, I'd rather do the always wonder because when I regret something, it sticks with me way too long.
• 1:46
  SPEAKER_00: I'm too analytical about it, and I really don't like to hang on to emotional data.
• 1:51
  SPEAKER_01: Don't you don't you feel like it well, I mean, it was just a quickie.
• 1:56
  SPEAKER_01: Right?
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  SPEAKER_00: A quickie for you, but for me, it's living up here.
• 1:59
  SPEAKER_00: It's like taking up so much right.
• 2:01
  SPEAKER_01: The one that came over, get over it.
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  SPEAKER_00: I know, and I regret it.
• 2:04
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, God.
• 2:05
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, would you rather have insane chemistry with someone emotionally unavailable?
• 2:10
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, I hate this so much.
• 2:12
  SPEAKER_00: Excuse me.
• 2:13
  SPEAKER_00: Or average chemistry with someone who's obsessed with you.
• 2:17
  SPEAKER_01: Hold on, give me that one more time.
• 2:19
  SPEAKER_00: This is tough.
• 2:20
  SPEAKER_00: Would you rather have insane chemistry with someone emotionally unavailable?
• 2:25
  SPEAKER_00: Or average chemistry with someone who's obsessed with you?
• 2:29
  SPEAKER_01: I don't like the idea of the obsession.
• 2:32
  SPEAKER_01: That can cross into an area that is um creepy.
• 2:37
  SPEAKER_01: Real creepy or dangerous in that.
• 2:39
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, you know, because the first one, say the first one again, it's phrased this.
• 2:44
  SPEAKER_00: Would you rather have insane chemistry with someone emotionally available?
• 2:49
  SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, unavailable, yes.
• 2:50
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 2:51
  SPEAKER_01: Or a oh.
• 2:52
  SPEAKER_01: If I had to choose, if you had to choose, that's the one.
• 2:55
  SPEAKER_01: Because the other one could get real weird real quick.
• 2:57
  SPEAKER_00: And I feel like I could be okay with just a friendship.
• 3:02
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 3:02
  SPEAKER_01: Most people So they give you that late-night call, then you're gonna regret it.
• 3:06
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my gosh.
• 3:07
  SPEAKER_00: Um, would you rather accidentally like an ex's post from 2017?
• 3:12
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my gosh, this sounds like such a mean thing.
• 3:14
  SPEAKER_00: Or accidentally send a risky selfie to the wrong group chat.
• 3:17
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, you don't want to send a risky selfie.
• 3:19
  SPEAKER_01: No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
• 3:22
  SPEAKER_00: You know what?
• 3:22
  SPEAKER_00: I think everyone stalks everyone.
• 3:24
  SPEAKER_00: So I'm fine with that.
• 3:25
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 3:25
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I'm totally fine with that.
• 3:27
  SPEAKER_01: That's it.
• 3:28
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, would you rather be the hottest person in the room but have zero game?
• 3:34
  SPEAKER_00: Scott's life.
• 3:35
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, my God, you just describe me.
• 3:37
  SPEAKER_00: Or average looking, but dangerously good at flirting.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, I'm picking the second one.
• 3:42
  SPEAKER_01: Well, because you like the idea of the flirt.
• 3:45
  SPEAKER_01: I do.
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  SPEAKER_01: You like the flirt game.
• 3:46
  SPEAKER_01: I do.
• 3:47
  SPEAKER_01: There's a lot of women that are like that.
• 3:48
  SPEAKER_01: They like the flirt game, but the guy's really like, you know, he's Shrek.
• 3:51
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 3:52
  SPEAKER_01: But if Shrek can flirt.
• 3:53
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god, don't you love it when you see a couple and you're like, these two things don't work.
• 3:57
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, but because he's got the game and he can flirt, and that annoys me.
• 4:00
  SPEAKER_01: I prefer the hottest thing in the room, but no game.
• 4:03
  SPEAKER_01: Because I know you're all looking at me at some point.
• 4:05
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but then I have seen those trolls pick up women, and I'm like, how did the human cigarette just walk out the bar with three girls?
• 4:14
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and you know what they're going to do.
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  SPEAKER_01: This guy has no job, has literally seven kids already with five different women.
• 4:22
  SPEAKER_01: That's right.
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  SPEAKER_01: Probably pays 110% of his his annual income to child support.
• 4:27
  SPEAKER_01: He's got that.
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  SPEAKER_01: But yet he's got all the game.
• 4:30
  SPEAKER_00: Yes, yes.
• 4:30
  SPEAKER_00: That is I have loved this exact description since I was in high school because I used, and I've mentioned this so many times before.
• 4:38
  SPEAKER_00: Why was I attracted to this guy who lived in it's called the Swamps?
• 4:42
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, which was like the rough neighborhood.
• 4:44
  SPEAKER_00: And I this guy had he had the jeans where his butt was hanging out the back.
• 4:49
  SPEAKER_00: Uh huh.
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  SPEAKER_00: He carried a jug of iced tea everywhere.
• 4:51
  SPEAKER_00: He had that, he had that A-frame t-shirt, and I just loved him so much.
• 4:55
  SPEAKER_00: And I think he knew it too.
• 4:57
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 4:58
  SPEAKER_00: And why?
• 4:59
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_01: Probably just by looking at somebody, he it's like flirting.
• 5:04
  SPEAKER_01: And he's like, oh my god.
• 5:05
  SPEAKER_00: Yes, panties are dropping.
• 5:07
  SPEAKER_00: For what reason?
• 5:08
  SPEAKER_00: He probably doesn't even have a job now.
• 5:10
  SPEAKER_01: Probably not.
• 5:10
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, let me give you one more.
• 5:12
  SPEAKER_01: He inherited the trailer from his mom.
• 5:14
  SPEAKER_00: Would you just because she died of lung cancer?
• 5:17
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
• 5:18
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 5:19
  SPEAKER_01: Winston paid for her funeral.
• 5:21
  SPEAKER_00: Would you rather have a voice note of your worst flirty attempt leaked?
• 5:27
  SPEAKER_00: Or, ooh, your search history read out loud at brunch.
• 5:31
  SPEAKER_00: I can already tell you mine.
• 5:32
  SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna say I want the voice note leaked.
• 5:36
  SPEAKER_00: Because if you see my search history, you're gonna be like, she is dumb.
• 5:39
  SPEAKER_00: She is literally the dumbest person I've ever seen in my life.
• 5:44
  SPEAKER_00: Why did she just Google that?
• 5:46
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 5:48
  SPEAKER_01: And honestly, I guess I could take the uh voice memo um uh leaked out too, because I mean the way you blast on me sometimes on this show, there's no hope for me.
• 5:57
  SPEAKER_01: Yesterday, I mean you would love to hear you flirt.
• 6:00
  SPEAKER_00: I don't even know what it sounds like.
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  SPEAKER_00: Um uh that's what it sounds like.