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Pharmaceutical Talk | Son of a Boy Dad #258 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 7: to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast. Today it
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  Speaker 7: is December ninth. It is twelve thirty pm. We are
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  Speaker 7: here a lot from h Q three and we are
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  Speaker 7: joined by a guest today, Nick Murphy.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you so much for studio audience. Let's fucking make
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  Speaker 1: some noise.
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  Speaker 7: Yes, we should get a studio audience. That would be awesome.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well that'd be fucking incredible.
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  Speaker 7: Be a lot of pressure though, I don't know if
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  Speaker 7: I like that.
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  Speaker 1: Well, no, they have the applause signs, is true?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, pressure pressure, Yeah, the big would be overdoing it though,
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  Speaker 3: I think, yeah, probably just run out of ship and
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  Speaker 3: just press it. They just go doing serious ship. We
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  Speaker 3: get into like Israel on talks. So thank you very much,
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  Speaker 3: thank you hell to be here, thank you for having me.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, of course, thanks for coming on. We got a yeah,
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  Speaker 7: so Nick uh. I guess if you ever have you
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  Speaker 7: ever seen me perform in Atlanta? You've seen you've seen
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  Speaker 7: Nick perform as well? Yeah, or if you probably just
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  Speaker 7: have you ever gone to a comedy show in Atlanta?
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  Speaker 7: I feel like you're always all over the place.
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  Speaker 3: I bounce around.
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  Speaker 7: I feel like you're like the You're like the dude
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  Speaker 7: in Atlanta.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if we need to do all that.
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  Speaker 3: Let's get that studio audience going on doing tricks on
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  Speaker 3: it over here.
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  Speaker 1: Control and like you have like a wu as like
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  Speaker 1: as soon as you come in the room like that.
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  Speaker 7: That kind of shickcom But like all Atlanta voices, there's
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  Speaker 7: a bunch of black dudes.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, got a bunch of those. Are you a big
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  Speaker 3: fan of Outcast? Of course?
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  Speaker 5: And ludicrous is this is the widest way Chris Bridges
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  Speaker 5: I think his real name.
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  Speaker 3: The sweater around your neck?
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  Speaker 5: Oh I can pop this up. Keep the winds of
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  Speaker 5: poverty off my.
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  Speaker 3: I got some TI stories if you guys want some
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  Speaker 3: of those. Oh yeah, yeah, I've met him.
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  Speaker 1: I fucking love t I really I do.
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  Speaker 3: Have you seen a stand up I'm aware that he does.
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  Speaker 1: It wasn't it really? Was it really raunchy or what
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  Speaker 1: was his tone when he was doing stand up?
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  Speaker 5: Uh?
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  Speaker 1: He he was.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, he's like just a cool guy up there.
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  Speaker 3: But it wasn't that good because stand up comedian. But
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  Speaker 3: he never referred to himself as a comedian. He would
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  Speaker 3: tell the crowd I'm a superstar, and I think that's
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  Speaker 3: why he never felt like he was ever bombing. He
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  Speaker 3: was like, well, I'm not a comic idiot. This is
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  Speaker 3: performed superstar.
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  Speaker 7: Was it you that was telling me that, I forget
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  Speaker 7: if it was you or if it was my buddy
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  Speaker 7: Guardini was saying that someone would Yeah, yeah, someone was
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  Speaker 7: saying that he did a show at at Helium, I think,
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  Speaker 7: and he did, like he would do jokes and then
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  Speaker 7: he would bomb, and then he'd just start rapping.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, that's a hell of a show. It's a
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  Speaker 3: great show.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, but he would just like he would just
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  Speaker 7: you would just pivot halfway through the show.
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  Speaker 3: And for the price of a t I comedy, yes, exactly,
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  Speaker 3: But I bet, I bet a t I comedy show
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  Speaker 3: is costing a little more than we'd think. But I mean,
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  Speaker 3: what would what would you do if you were him?
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  Speaker 3: You have skill? Yeah, you're not doing you know, it.
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  Speaker 7: Is always good to pivot, just to pivot completely halfway through.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but he had no way to cut his teeth,
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  Speaker 1: like he couldn't like grind it out.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. No, that's the problem with starting stand up when
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  Speaker 3: you're famous, you know, which is why I liked working
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  Speaker 3: with you.
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  Speaker 1: By the way, because you're not famous at all.
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  Speaker 3: Well listen, you guys got your own ship here. But
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  Speaker 3: like when I was gonna open for you. I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: barstool guy, is he going to be whatever? He's got
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  Speaker 3: a following. Yeah, but you were like the opposite of
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  Speaker 3: what I was expecting. He gave a ship about stand up. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I appreciate it that. Yeah, we did.
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  Speaker 7: We did the earl that. Do you still do that
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  Speaker 7: room at all?
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  Speaker 3: I do? Yeah. It's a great onion with Casey Rocket
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  Speaker 3: you know. Oh yeah, yeah, Casey's great man. Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: I'm sure he packed that out. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 7: that was That's a fun room. We got fucking I
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  Speaker 7: remember that was back when I was well, I haven't
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  Speaker 7: been drinking, and but that was back when we were
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  Speaker 7: putting him back.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 7: And I remember like because they just had that big
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  Speaker 7: ass fridge of PBRs. I must have drank twenty p
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  Speaker 7: going on. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you have rowdy as fans though, which I do,
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  Speaker 3: like I do show.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I do that. That was the Yeah, that was
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  Speaker 7: the weekend where that where that girl went down.
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  Speaker 3: I was just gonna say, yeah, she was so hammered,
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  Speaker 3: yeah to get up, but she was being a bitch
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  Speaker 3: the whole night. Yeah already, you know, hitting her with
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  Speaker 3: some stuff. Yeah, and then she fell on her face
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  Speaker 3: trying to get out of her seat. Yeah, and then
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  Speaker 3: I started counting her like a box.
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  Speaker 7: Was great, and when she fell, like a massive bottle
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  Speaker 7: of like gray Goose slid out of her purse. Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: and then she I remember the cl was saying that
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  Speaker 7: she I think I've told this story before on the podcast,
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  Speaker 7: but I remember the club was saying that they had
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  Speaker 7: to call nine one one because she was like projectile
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  Speaker 7: vomiting outside.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, and then she was They were like, no, we
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  Speaker 7: don't need an ambulance, and they were like, we're just
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  Speaker 7: trying to get an uber and they were like, where
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  Speaker 7: you going and they were like Florida. They were trying
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  Speaker 7: to get a nuber from Atlanta to Florida.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how far they came to see you.
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  Speaker 7: I don't think they knew what was going on.
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  Speaker 3: I think they were just that fu.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, they were probably staying it. They were probably they
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  Speaker 7: probably live in Atlanta. They were probably just like, now
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  Speaker 7: we want to go to Florida right now.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they were that embarrassed by trying to get down
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  Speaker 1: to Miami. I forgot about the Greg Goose part of
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  Speaker 1: that story. I remember the rest of it, but I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. She was just oh yeah, Sonics rings falling
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  Speaker 1: out of her Greg goo'se bottles smawning. Yeah, good for her,
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  Speaker 1: What a queen. I went to a club in Atlanta
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  Speaker 1: that smelled like sneezes. That's all I fucking remember about it. Well,
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  Speaker 1: just you know, you know that smell.
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  Speaker 3: I thought you said, you know that club.
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  Speaker 1: They're famous for it, Magic City.
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  Speaker 3: A Yeah, no, but you remember the day of it.
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  Speaker 1: No, it was like it was in buck Buckhead Saloon. Maybe.
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  Speaker 3: Ah, Yes, it burned down, did it? I mean I
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  Speaker 3: think they fixed it. I'd have to google that. We
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  Speaker 3: have a Jamie like on Rogan.
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  Speaker 1: You sorry, write a letter to someone.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but it burned out at least part of
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  Speaker 3: it did. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I could see that insurance.
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  Speaker 3: Closed for a long time. It could have been Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. I never like followed up.
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  Speaker 7: On that, but definitely could have been an insurance thing.
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  Speaker 1: But it smelled like sneezes. We were doing a radio
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  Speaker 1: show from there, and it smelled like sneezes every day. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: like the first day. I was like, all right, this
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  Speaker 1: could be an anomaly, but for it to continuously smell
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  Speaker 1: like sneezes it's fucking insane.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what a sneeze smells like.
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  Speaker 1: A hard time really really, it's none. You're got none
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  Speaker 1: of your guys sneezes ever smell bad.
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  Speaker 3: No, like explaining the color of water.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, are you saying like it smelled like when
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  Speaker 7: you knees and you like that, like, uh yeah, like
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  Speaker 7: that smell you get in the back of.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I try to capture it, like.
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  Speaker 3: You sneeze.
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  Speaker 1: Underneath French and Hill.
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  Speaker 3: Exactly.
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  Speaker 1: No, huh.
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  Speaker 3: It burnt down for one, on the fact.
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  Speaker 1: I used to go to.
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  Speaker 7: I used to go to a bar in New York.
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  Speaker 7: Uh that I forget what it was called. It was
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  Speaker 7: like kettle Kettle, Kettle of fish. Used to go there
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  Speaker 7: all the time. And then one day, I remember I
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  Speaker 7: went to go and it was completely it burnt down completely,
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  Speaker 7: and then they stayed open and it was just it
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  Speaker 7: was like the summer. So they just had like four
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  Speaker 7: lawn chairs outside and a cooler and it was like
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  Speaker 7: that was that was now the bar. Yeah, just sit
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  Speaker 7: outside and just like it's literally you're just paying extra
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  Speaker 7: money to just pretty much tailgate like outside out of
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  Speaker 7: your apartment.
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  Speaker 3: That's pretty awesome.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, were they banging you for beers was expensive?
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  Speaker 7: I didn't I mean, I didn't go.
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  Speaker 3: It might be because.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, probably it was a great bar though.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Was there a cover ticket to stand outside?
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  Speaker 3: Stand outside? Probably? Yeah?
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  Speaker 7: They were probably trying to make their money back anyway
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  Speaker 7: they could.
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  Speaker 1: You're too drunk to stand outside?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you're.
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  Speaker 7: Getting kicked out, getting kicked out of the fucking lawn chairs.
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  Speaker 1: There is a bar that has lawn chairs out front,
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  Speaker 1: but that's on purpose. They have it every time. What
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  Speaker 1: is that called. It's not far from here. It's like
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  Speaker 1: garage bar or something, or tailgate bar or something kind
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  Speaker 1: of fun. It's not a bad, bad vibe.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah it sounds fun.
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  Speaker 1: It's too white trash for you. Francis's that?
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  Speaker 3: I mean? I don't you know.
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  Speaker 5: I like lumbar support uh booths. I find to be intimate, cozy.
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  Speaker 5: I'm actually thinking about building a breakfast nook banquette like
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  Speaker 5: face to face corner and having you know, two sort
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  Speaker 5: of benches with high backs and leather, and then a
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  Speaker 5: table that you have to scooch into. You got to
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  Speaker 5: scooch in to get behind it.
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  Speaker 1: How often do you think you'd use it your banquet.
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  Speaker 3: All the time, because I would get I think you
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  Speaker 3: just only do that.
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  Speaker 5: Then I would get rid of my dining room table
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  Speaker 5: and I would use only that as my table.
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  Speaker 1: It's efficient because you're not jamming your table up against
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  Speaker 1: the wall. Probably.
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  Speaker 5: I like working in a banquette. It locks you in,
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  Speaker 5: It keeps you focused. You folks would hear from you
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  Speaker 5: ever again the time, and that's okay. Yeah, nobody needs
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  Speaker 5: to hear.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, just get off the grid and get in your banquette.
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  Speaker 7: I'd like a nice booth in my in my apartment.
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  Speaker 3: That'll be awesome. Booth. A booth is good, right, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: a booth seat yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Just one individual, not even like another side.
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  Speaker 5: Harry would face in with no view of the world.
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  Speaker 7: If I could like get my PlayStation, yeah yeah, against
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  Speaker 7: the wall, get my like monitor up, play video games
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  Speaker 7: in the booth of like a belly, that'd be awesome.
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  Speaker 1: That's kind of what Kay Sanatt does. He kind of
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  Speaker 1: is just like facing the wall. Isn't he like a streamer?
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  Speaker 1: Your average streamer is just like up against the wall
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  Speaker 1: with the big ass room behind him.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not a fan of streamer. Now, you're not a
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  Speaker 3: big kay guy. I don't get it.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't get it at all, like.
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  Speaker 3: People that watch it. I think. I don't know if
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  Speaker 3: I talked about this, watch is it? You do you
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  Speaker 3: know Ky does this? Yeah? Yeah, I heard. He did
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  Speaker 3: a spot once at the Laughing School, one of my
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  Speaker 3: home clubs in Atlanta, and he went up his tiny penis.
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  Speaker 3: That is the story. I was told. That's pretty funny,
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  Speaker 3: and he he like packed the whole place because he
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  Speaker 3: just brought all his friend Yeah, I'm sure it went great.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm sure he killed.
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  Speaker 1: Was he build his tiny penis? Like did you know
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  Speaker 1: you were coming out of.
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  Speaker 3: It? Wasn't like he was headlining or anything. He just
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  Speaker 3: did like a five minute thing.
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  Speaker 1: He's uh.
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  Speaker 7: I watched there was like I was home for Thanksgiving
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  Speaker 7: and it was like that one where it was like
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  Speaker 7: Kevin Hart and Drewsky were on and I was like,
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  Speaker 7: I'm gonna into this live and see what like what's
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  Speaker 7: going on?
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  Speaker 3: And it was like.
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  Speaker 7: Judu is just the most like all over the place,
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  Speaker 7: just like I got. I was getting like physically on.
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  Speaker 7: I watched for like thirty seconds and I was getting
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  Speaker 7: like overwhelmed by how much was happening. Yeah, it's like
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  Speaker 7: people like dancing in the background, like Kevin Hart's like
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  Speaker 7: falling out of his chair.
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  Speaker 3: Keep the thing rolling, I guess, yeah, exactly twenty four
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  Speaker 3: hours going sleepovers. Yeah yeah, Evan Heart sleeping over with
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  Speaker 3: you know, twenty year old.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, he's like fifty.
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  Speaker 3: I don't get it.
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  Speaker 7: I don't get it.
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  Speaker 1: In some ways, it's like you'd think that it's the
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  Speaker 1: next modern thing, but it's almost reverted to like an
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  Speaker 1: old fashioned thing where it's just a guy in front
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  Speaker 1: of a camera trying to do a million things to
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  Speaker 1: entertain you like.
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  Speaker 3: But they don't like some of them, like the Aiden
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  Speaker 3: Ross kid.
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  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, he doesn't do any's just he's just.
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  Speaker 3: Twiddling his thumbs and the chat what do you guys think? Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it's just like there's people typing, why are you watching it?
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  Speaker 3: It doesn't make any sense. I mean, I'm gonna sound
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  Speaker 3: like an old ass. No, I think that's the next
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  Speaker 3: thing we've all.
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  Speaker 7: I had the same thoughts about that on this podcast specifically.
• 15:03
  Speaker 3: Who's watching this dumb ass podcast?
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: I don't get They just sit there but they're not.
• 15:10
  Speaker 3: They don't do any better.
• 15:11
  Speaker 7: But it really is.
• 15:12
  Speaker 3: But this is funny, Like Aiden Ross is just like
• 15:15
  Speaker 3: talking about how he's gonna buy Trump another cyber truck
• 15:18
  Speaker 3: or something.
• 15:18
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it doesn't make sense because it's also like at
• 15:20
  Speaker 7: least this it's like it's one hour.
• 15:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so it's like it's like one hour.
• 15:23
  Speaker 7: Of conversation and then that it's like it's like seventy
• 15:27
  Speaker 7: two hours and like hoping for like a good thirty
• 15:30
  Speaker 7: seconds every hour, right where like all of a sudden,
• 15:32
  Speaker 7: aiden Ross is like like chat like if your girlfriend
• 15:36
  Speaker 7: is not cooking you a five star meal every single night,
• 15:39
  Speaker 7: she's a whore.
• 15:40
  Speaker 3: Kickers to the street. Shit, Yeah that's what they get
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: rubbed off.
• 15:44
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 15:45
  Speaker 5: I did watch the highlights from the Drew Ski Kevin
• 15:48
  Speaker 5: Hart Guy's not stream, and they.
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: Were very funny, that's the thing. But like the highlights
• 15:52
  Speaker 3: are like it was like a top ten place. Yeah,
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: they're so funny. Yeah.
• 15:56
  Speaker 5: When Kevin Hart calls out uh Bryce James for lying,
• 16:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah that was hilarious.
• 16:02
  Speaker 7: Yeah, lying about what because you know, like everyone says
• 16:04
  Speaker 7: like Lebron lies.
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 16:06
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it was just like it was like pretty much.
• 16:08
  Speaker 5: Lebron's son, uh not Brownie, the other one that was
• 16:12
  Speaker 5: there for a bit, and they he said that he cooks,
• 16:17
  Speaker 5: and they were like, what do you cook?
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: And his answer was like, you.
• 16:20
  Speaker 5: Know, I'll do a I'll do a steak or and
• 16:23
  Speaker 5: he gave it in a way that had clearly showed
• 16:25
  Speaker 5: he had No.
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: That's like the onlyady that told Catwalliam she makes a
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: good broccoli, she just died. I think she sure did.
• 16:34
  Speaker 5: That's that, Yeah, the one who marked him for on
• 16:37
  Speaker 5: the radio shows.
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: I did the open mic at the club. Cat was
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: at the weekend after a dude shut up with a
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: gun to try to I think it was her husband, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: we can fact check to. I think it was more
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: of like a threat and he was gonna.
• 16:55
  Speaker 7: I never heard of that, that's crazy, yeah yeah.
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: And so then when I showed up for the open
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: mic the following Wednesday, there was a signed no firearms allowed,
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: as if like that wasn't clear this guy shut up
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: rate of Popcat Yeah, have.
• 17:07
  Speaker 7: You ever seen the photo of the dude on stage
• 17:10
  Speaker 7: with a gun just pointed straight at someone in the
• 17:12
  Speaker 7: front row.
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: No, that sounds awesome. And then the cat it's like
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: a screenshot off like a top of the nude.
• 17:17
  Speaker 7: Yeah, and the captions like I'm not allowed to perform
• 17:20
  Speaker 7: at whatever it is anymore?
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: Killed too hard?
• 17:24
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, It is a great it's a great way
• 17:26
  Speaker 7: to get Like, if you have like a bad heckler,
• 17:28
  Speaker 7: you just pull out the strap on him.
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: Pull the strap.
• 17:31
  Speaker 7: Yeah, keep heckling. See what happens. I'll kill you.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: I got the heckler for real, different type of heck
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: both of.
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: Our last shows. I didn't mean to cut you off, though, Francis,
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: so he called him out for saying he cooked steak, right, No,
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: that was it?
• 17:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, And then they and then Kevin Hart just pounced
• 17:48
  Speaker 5: on him and said, see, I know when people are
• 17:51
  Speaker 5: lying and you just lied.
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And then and then he's like, what kind of
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: just going.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: W He said what kind of steak? And he was
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: like wag, Like I cook wagou Yeah, it's just like
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: such a specific ye.
• 18:03
  Speaker 5: Why And they were like how do you prepare it?
• 18:06
  Speaker 5: And it didn't really have an answer or something.
• 18:08
  Speaker 7: So, dude, there's no way that anyone in that household cooks.
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: Ever.
• 18:12
  Speaker 7: Sure, they definitely have like a rotating staff of cooks,
• 18:15
  Speaker 7: of chefs that just come in and I mean there's
• 18:18
  Speaker 7: Lebron's like forty and he has abs, Like definitely they
• 18:21
  Speaker 7: have like a formula for him.
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: That's a fun thing to make fun of each other.
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: For it's very like rich guy, Yeah, gotta make his
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: own fucking food over.
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: Fuck did you cook it?
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Kick them off the stream, man, it's embarrassing.
• 18:35
  Speaker 7: But it is like so like the Yeah, I watched
• 18:37
  Speaker 7: the highlights of those two because I think Drew ski
• 18:39
  Speaker 7: is hilarious. So it's like but then the highlights, they're
• 18:42
  Speaker 7: like it'll be like a thirty minute highlight video and
• 18:44
  Speaker 7: then you'll the stream. But the stream is like nineteen
• 18:47
  Speaker 7: hours long, so it's.
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: Like you're a great ratio of highlights.
• 18:50
  Speaker 7: You're watching the stream the entire time for that one
• 18:53
  Speaker 7: moment of browny. I mean, how many people do you
• 18:56
  Speaker 7: think they are watching those streams or just watching them
• 18:58
  Speaker 7: to try and clip it out and post it on
• 19:00
  Speaker 7: Twitter and like make money off of it. Sure, it's
• 19:02
  Speaker 7: got to be like seventy.
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: There's so many secondary tertiary like clip guys that are
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: making all that shit with whatever it is. You know.
• 19:09
  Speaker 7: I saw an Instagram. I saw an Instagram reel of
• 19:11
  Speaker 7: a dude who was like breaking down the day in
• 19:14
  Speaker 7: the life of someone who like does like engagement farming
• 19:17
  Speaker 7: for a living, and it was like him and he
• 19:20
  Speaker 7: was like so things that I'll do. And he'll be like,
• 19:21
  Speaker 7: I'll go and I'll check out Aiden Ross's stream. I'll
• 19:24
  Speaker 7: watch that for thirty minutes.
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: I'll clip it out.
• 19:26
  Speaker 7: And then he's like and then I will find a
• 19:28
  Speaker 7: Fortnite clip and and he like does the thing where
• 19:31
  Speaker 7: he like puts the Fortnite clip on top of it.
• 19:33
  Speaker 7: And all the comments were like, dude, you just you're
• 19:35
  Speaker 7: just making brain rot, like you're just like people.
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: He's like a heroine exactly.
• 19:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's bad, but it's not as bad as the
• 19:42
  Speaker 5: people who create cumshot compilations.
• 19:45
  Speaker 7: Yeah, is that like something that people do?
• 19:48
  Speaker 5: Dude, the amount of compilations there are in porn of
• 19:53
  Speaker 5: you know that you can tell it's from it was
• 19:57
  Speaker 5: made by somebody that probably had like a media degree
• 20:02
  Speaker 5: in college and you know, spent their time in the
• 20:05
  Speaker 5: like graphics room cutting stuff up. And then they clearly
• 20:09
  Speaker 5: were like, well, what how can I apply this? What
• 20:11
  Speaker 5: are my two great loves? Okay, editing and pornography? Keep
• 20:15
  Speaker 5: it simple, and you know, like it's so big compilations
• 20:21
  Speaker 5: or like first insertion compilations.
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: Just see that. Now they got to think of the
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: new compilations.
• 20:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and you can tell I've watched a lot of these.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: They seem fresh in your mind. Oh yeah, this sounds
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: like this morning.
• 20:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 20:35
  Speaker 7: Uh.
• 20:35
  Speaker 5: There's just so many and they some of them are
• 20:37
  Speaker 5: super long and eighteen hours. I always think there there
• 20:42
  Speaker 5: are there's just a huge amount of people who love
• 20:47
  Speaker 5: porn who also know their way around Adobe Premiere.
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: Sure.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: I think it'd be a good way to learn to edit.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: Like if you were in the if you were at
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: like college and they just like gave you a ton
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: of porn and we're like, make a fuck sweet ast
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: compilation out of this, right, I think people will get the.
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: Whole class off and send it with this everybody know.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: I feel like that would be an engaging way to
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: edit instead of like.
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: I'm only need seven, I got it.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: First. One to be done? Is there like some student
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: news reporter, Like no one wants to see that.
• 21:20
  Speaker 7: It's got to be like a pretty demoralizing job. Like
• 21:23
  Speaker 7: when you said comshot compilation, I thought you meantly the
• 21:25
  Speaker 7: dudes that are like like they build the compilations of
• 21:28
  Speaker 7: like best of moments like try Not to Come. You
• 21:31
  Speaker 7: ever see those Try to Last?
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Like and the.
• 21:34
  Speaker 7: Caption will be like there's no fucking shot you're gonna.
• 21:36
  Speaker 5: And they give you like a drum beat and it's
• 21:39
  Speaker 5: like increases as it's coming on.
• 21:42
  Speaker 7: There's no way in hell you're going to last ten
• 21:44
  Speaker 7: minutes with this compilation.
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then.
• 21:48
  Speaker 5: God, by the end, it's like berserk mode. It's like Yo,
• 21:52
  Speaker 5: who hasn't come yet?
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: Sandstorm, who is like, I've.
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: Come a long way since last year. I'm so good
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: at the now.
• 22:03
  Speaker 7: That's got to be a defeating moment, though, is when
• 22:04
  Speaker 7: you don't you don't actually get there and be like yeah,
• 22:08
  Speaker 7: they're like, fuck, dude, those ten minutes of my life.
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: And they call it doctor I said four hours longer shot. Yeah,
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: it took nine viagra to get through this.
• 22:18
  Speaker 7: Now I gotta fucking now, I gotta find another compilation.
• 22:21
  Speaker 7: Then there's like a part two. You didn't make it
• 22:24
  Speaker 7: through this one. Try, there's no way in the hell
• 22:26
  Speaker 7: you're getting through this one. Level two Yeah.
• 22:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, hot ones, Yeah.
• 22:34
  Speaker 7: No one's ever lasted this entire the bomb.
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: You think there should be a red.
• 22:42
  Speaker 7: Zone for uh, for streamers.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: I thought you're gonna say for porn.
• 22:47
  Speaker 7: Well, we did that sketch a while ago.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: Zone for porn.
• 22:50
  Speaker 7: Yeah, there should be a red zone for like streamers like, Okay,
• 22:53
  Speaker 7: something interesting is happening six hours in eight and Ross's
• 22:56
  Speaker 7: stream We're going to tune in for this, and then
• 22:59
  Speaker 7: it's like, oh, she it. Kevin Hart just fell out
• 23:01
  Speaker 7: of his chair. We're gonna put you quad box.
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, exactly. Drewsey's taking up two of the boxes.
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: We got Kevin Hart and the other one.
• 23:11
  Speaker 5: Uh, did you guys watch some speaking of ball? Do
• 23:14
  Speaker 5: you guys watch any ball this weekend?
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: We did? I did? Yeah, I was okay, So what
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: was not the Texas one? But I'm already blanking. Oh yeah,
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: the Tech Georgia, Georgia, Tech Georgia, george So that was
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: huge and our in Atlanta obviously. Yeah yeah, even though
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: the game was in Athens, but Tech, I mean they
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: had it, they had it. I was all in stage
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: during overtime number five. There were still three more overtimes
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: ago yeah, three different tables all streaming it on their phone.
• 23:39
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: So I did like funk with that. There were no
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: jokes to be told at this point. Now I had
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: that happen to me.
• 23:44
  Speaker 7: And I was in Baltimore and there was some college
• 23:46
  Speaker 7: game going on, and I was like, I was, I was,
• 23:50
  Speaker 7: I was doing this.
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: I was doing all my jokes.
• 23:52
  Speaker 7: I was just doing material, but I was noticing that,
• 23:54
  Speaker 7: like all the dudes in the room were.
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: Like looking down and then when.
• 23:59
  Speaker 7: But they were still like it was weird because they
• 24:00
  Speaker 7: were still a good audience.
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: They're watching cumpshot complies.
• 24:04
  Speaker 7: Yeah, they were all they're all looking down, and then
• 24:07
  Speaker 7: when I would make a joke, they'd all raise their
• 24:09
  Speaker 7: heads up and laugh hilarious. And I was like, all right,
• 24:11
  Speaker 7: I mean, at least they gave you something. Yeah, at
• 24:12
  Speaker 7: least they're paying attention to the at least they're listening
• 24:15
  Speaker 7: to what I'm saying.
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: I can multi time, Yeah, I could get.
• 24:18
  Speaker 7: I could get with like just a show where no
• 24:20
  Speaker 7: one's looking at me, but they're all laughing and they're
• 24:22
  Speaker 7: still all laughing.
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: Better yeah, way less.
• 24:25
  Speaker 7: I could have just like sat down and just told
• 24:27
  Speaker 7: the jokes.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: You're also on your phone, yeah, yeah, it was pretty
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: ideal just telling jokes.
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I watched a lot.
• 24:33
  Speaker 7: Are you a college football guy?
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: Sure?
• 24:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: You like NFL? Yeah, I mean the Falcons can't get
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: out of the goddamn mud, you know. Yeah, we had
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: a great start. Now, Kirk Cousins, I think has thrown
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: eight interceptions, interceptions and zero touchdowns. It's pretty cool. Yeah,
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: one eighty million.
• 24:48
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's pretty brutal.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: That's all guaranteed too, right.
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: I don't know the extent that. I'm not a big
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: contract guy. I just see the bottom line. But that
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: sounds worse. It's got it, it's got it, right, I
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: mean he could throw twenty interceptions. Yeah, it's still he's
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: bringing it.
• 25:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: Look, I don't want to be that guy.
• 25:05
  Speaker 7: But seeing seeing how bad Kirk Cousins is playing and
• 25:10
  Speaker 7: how awful Aaron Rodgers is, it kind of makes like
• 25:14
  Speaker 7: Tom Brady even like like better, more goaded, like it
• 25:17
  Speaker 7: just makes you realize, like how much like how good
• 25:19
  Speaker 7: Tom Brady was because he's I mean, he was playing,
• 25:22
  Speaker 7: he's older than those guys are. He was older than
• 25:24
  Speaker 7: those guys are now when he was still winning super Bowls.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah it was. I mean he had a great run.
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, best of all time.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: That's such a crazy New England thing to do to
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: pivot it all back to Tom Brady.
• 25:35
  Speaker 7: Well, no, I mean I was thinking about I was
• 25:37
  Speaker 7: watching Kirk Cousins.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: We're so far removed from Tom Brady being good. The
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: Patriots sucked now.
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: Mark Jackson gets stopped for like a two yard running
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: like Tom's the goat.
• 25:46
  Speaker 7: Tom would have had Tom's crazy.
• 25:50
  Speaker 5: I do think, though, unfortunately for you, that Tom Brady's
• 25:54
  Speaker 5: great super Bowl was the one he won with Tampa Bay.
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: That was such a fun one. Man.
• 25:59
  Speaker 5: That's the one that to me solidifies his legacy more
• 26:02
  Speaker 5: than any other.
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: Because he got away from BELLI.
• 26:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, no, I agree, and it and it's probably the
• 26:06
  Speaker 5: one that you know is the most important in his legacy.
• 26:09
  Speaker 7: No, I don't think that's true. I mean the twenty
• 26:11
  Speaker 7: eight to three Falcons one is obviously his.
• 26:13
  Speaker 4: No.
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: But and then we could talk about something else.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: In the Tampa Bay world. It was to show his wife. Dude,
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: it was because he was getting divorced from his wife,
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: and he was like, I'll fucking show it wasn't it
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: was about more than ball.
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: No, I agree that that was a huge side side pot.
• 26:28
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I agree that Tampa Bay one was definitely the
• 26:31
  Speaker 7: one that like solidified like he is the greatest of
• 26:34
  Speaker 7: all time. Yeah, Like he could go to another team,
• 26:37
  Speaker 7: play with new receivers, new coach, new weather, right, I
• 26:42
  Speaker 7: mean better yeah, better weather.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: How is he doing it in better weather?
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 26:46
  Speaker 7: Still still win and.
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: A better defense. Did they have an awesome defense defense?
• 26:50
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah, and they also had a great.
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: I mean the Pats had a lot of legendary defenses too,
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: necessarily better.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: But of course I think there's.
• 26:58
  Speaker 5: A lawyer malloy right, Yeah, sounds like a Teddy Bruski
• 27:06
  Speaker 5: because an analyst.
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: Now, yeah, that's how long time he played.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: I know all of them. They're all coaches and analysts,
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: all of his former teammates.
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, most pro athletes stuff.
• 27:16
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I think that's the goal. I think the goal
• 27:18
  Speaker 7: is to go into ship like that. After there's then
• 27:21
  Speaker 7: there's the guys that just they don't make it in
• 27:22
  Speaker 7: the NFL, and then they don't get a job in
• 27:24
  Speaker 7: media after and now they're.
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: Just Delante West trying to text more Cuban can can
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: somebody get in touch with this guy? Please? Smoking crack
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: right now.
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: So many people have tried to help Delantay West.
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: To shout out to know. I think I think he rebounded.
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: I think I don't think never mind rebound.
• 27:48
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I thought he had a rebound, and then it
• 27:49
  Speaker 7: was like immediately maybe he just went back.
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: I think he's spent a couple of money and then
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: was Yeah, I think people are just trying to help.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: I think everybody's trying to have Lebron is trying to
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: help him. Mark Cuban. People are just throwing the hell
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: of a drug money. I know it must be fucking incredible.
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: Imagine like like, uh, not accepting Lebron's call because you
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: want to do drugs. That's tough, dude.
• 28:11
  Speaker 7: It's probably I mean when you're doing or whatever.
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: What was he doing, crack? I don't know whatever the drug? Yeah,
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: I think it is crack. I think it was crack.
• 28:19
  Speaker 7: You're probably like crack, Like you got the crack pipe
• 28:22
  Speaker 7: in one hand and you got Lebron and calling in
• 28:24
  Speaker 7: the That's what I'm saying, dude, I'm taking like, if
• 28:27
  Speaker 7: you're a crackhead, you're taking that phone, you're throwing it
• 28:29
  Speaker 7: in the water. Obviously, I'm going with the crack here.
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he doesn't have a phone. He sold it.
• 28:34
  Speaker 5: At that point, I think about crack, and I think
• 28:38
  Speaker 5: about you know, in the Odyssey with Odysseus, sure, the
• 28:43
  Speaker 5: scene where he really wants to experience the siren song.
• 28:48
  Speaker 5: There are the sirens. Yeah, and this song is so
• 28:52
  Speaker 5: beautiful that any man who hears it throws himself overboard
• 28:57
  Speaker 5: and gets dashed upon the rocks and dies. And the
• 29:00
  Speaker 5: way that Odysseus decides to do this is he has
• 29:04
  Speaker 5: all the rest of his men on the boat plug
• 29:06
  Speaker 5: their ears with like broccoli or fucking parsley or weeds
• 29:11
  Speaker 5: or something so that they can't hear it. And then
• 29:14
  Speaker 5: they have they lash him to the mast, and he
• 29:17
  Speaker 5: says that under no circumstances, no matter what I say,
• 29:20
  Speaker 5: no matter how much I beg and plead, can you
• 29:23
  Speaker 5: untie me? And they go past the sirens. His men
• 29:27
  Speaker 5: can't hear it. He hears it. It's the most beautiful
• 29:29
  Speaker 5: thing he's ever heard. He's desperately writhing to try to
• 29:32
  Speaker 5: get away from the mast, telling his men, please, please,
• 29:35
  Speaker 5: please untime me, and they won't, and so he's the
• 29:37
  Speaker 5: only man who has heard the siren song and lived
• 29:41
  Speaker 5: to tell the tale. I want to smoke crack in
• 29:46
  Speaker 5: a way where I don't fall victim to the addiction
• 29:52
  Speaker 5: or all the typical people, the brown teeth, the delaunte
• 29:57
  Speaker 5: westism of it all. And I wonder if there is
• 30:01
  Speaker 5: some way, some some analogous way to experience crack and
• 30:05
  Speaker 5: heroin and some of these, you know, life ruining drugs
• 30:09
  Speaker 5: where I have some solution, like what Odysseus did you
• 30:13
  Speaker 5: just want to taste?
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: Does that make sense?
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: It does, but there's no way because it's about your
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: impulse to get access to it, so like it is everywhere,
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: So like if you just try it one time, I mean,
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: I'm not guaranteeing that you'll get I know people have
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: tried heroin once and not become addicted to it, But
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: I think that you'll pursue it into the world. If
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: it really is that siren song that you're talking about.
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: You right to tell you up like the legend, that's
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: what I mean.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: We might put him on the mast.
• 30:39
  Speaker 7: I'd be great for the podcast if we just like
• 30:41
  Speaker 7: hoisted you right here to talk.
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: About talk about a stream that's getting numbers right there.
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: Can't you're smoking crack? Kevin Hert's in the background, bulls dreaming,
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: I can't, I can't show you, and he's like he's lying,
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: he's lying.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: How'd you prepare the crack?
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: I can't think of the way.
• 31:02
  Speaker 5: I can't think of the way that what the equivalent
• 31:05
  Speaker 5: of that is because the pitfall of it is, as
• 31:08
  Speaker 5: you said, pursuing it because you're addicted and if that
• 31:12
  Speaker 5: is the equivalent of dashing oneself on the rocks and
• 31:14
  Speaker 5: dying after hearing the song, I don't know what the
• 31:17
  Speaker 5: equivalent of tying meat of the mast is.
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no way, there's no way you could do it.
• 31:22
  Speaker 5: But the only thing I think of is then I
• 31:25
  Speaker 5: therefore come back to Okay, there's one day left to
• 31:27
  Speaker 5: live on Earth. Asteroids coming, I'm gonna do heroin.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well they give it to old people, they give
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: them a heroin equivalent.
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: Pharmaceuticals, Well, when there's a I used to work in pharmacy.
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: That fedanol is like regularly prescribed for people cancer and
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: old folks and stuff like that.
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a normal and accessible thing for the people
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: that need it. You worked in pharmaceuticals, yes, use sales.
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: No, No, I was like in the pharmacy. I was
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: a technician.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: Oh really Yeah, damn, I know you had some crazy
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: people a lot.
• 31:56
  Speaker 5: Can you tell me a little bit about that job.
• 31:59
  Speaker 5: I'm so confused by it. You order a prescription and
• 32:03
  Speaker 5: they say it's almost ready. Are you filling the pill
• 32:07
  Speaker 5: capsules or are you just dumping the pills? Do you
• 32:10
  Speaker 5: have some big vat? So some drugs are hard to find.
• 32:14
  Speaker 7: No.
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: No, so it's well, the problem is is it's your
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: prescription plus like five hundred more that already got dropped off.
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: So that's why it's not like immediate. But no, it's not.
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: The the manufacturer makes all the drugs. We just have
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: them on the shelf and then dump them into the
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: thing that we give to you with your name on it.
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: So you just you you.
• 32:34
  Speaker 5: Have the pill bottle and you put that in the
• 32:37
  Speaker 5: brown back and that is that, by and large.
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: The well, that's the last step. The first step. You know,
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: you got to run somebody's insurance. They might not cover stuff,
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: and you got to call them get a prior authorization.
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: Then they're bullshitt with you on the phone. You guys
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: are yelling at us because you don't we're the face. Yeah. Yeah,
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: the insurance is just a voice on the phone. So
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: nobody really fucks with them, but it's us.
• 33:00
  Speaker 5: Even though it's not. People are starting to with insurance.
• 33:03
  Speaker 5: I don't know if you're familiar. Oh well, I would
• 33:06
  Speaker 5: keep that whole pharmaceutical thing quiet around these parts.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah a pharmacist that did it.
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: No, No, that's hilarious that you bring that up. Yeah, no,
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: if that had happened back when I was working there,
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: that'd be crazy. But no, I've been out of the
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: game for like four or five years now. You have
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: to get a special degree in order to work, not
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: to be the technician. I was just like the assistant.
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: You just need a high school diploma for that. Oh yeah,
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: are people off the street some of them were bad.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: Was it ever one for you one for me type
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: of situation?
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure to keep pretty good account of well exactly,
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: Like especially the controlled ship. I mean it's like if
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: they're missing one, it's like a big deal. Yeah.
• 33:45
  Speaker 7: Really, was there every situation where you guys were like,
• 33:48
  Speaker 7: there's one oxy missing employees?
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: Like a guy would be streaming soccer on his phone, Yeah,
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: while someone's waiting at the register. Yeah, and he would
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: literally go to them like one second, it's like, yeah,
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: do your job. Yeah.
• 34:06
  Speaker 7: Is it like what he was saying, Is it like
• 34:09
  Speaker 7: like so if you because so you take the pills out,
• 34:11
  Speaker 7: Say someone gets a prescription of like thirty fucking X
• 34:14
  Speaker 7: and X. Yeah, is there is there just like a
• 34:16
  Speaker 7: vat of Xenax thousand? Yeah, there's massive bottle of XX.
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's from the manufacturer.
• 34:22
  Speaker 5: That's crazy, But they're sending it to you based on
• 34:26
  Speaker 5: the sort of demand that they see coming in.
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: Or that we need. I mean, we'll just order based
• 34:32
  Speaker 3: on like yeah, but yes, per Look.
• 34:34
  Speaker 5: So there are certain drugs that are much more frequently
• 34:38
  Speaker 5: prescribed and you need to have those stuff.
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, those are like the number one stuff for fat people.
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: And then birth control is huge. Yeah, yeah, that's just
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: a constant gil.
• 34:51
  Speaker 5: Do you have that all the time in big supply. Yes,
• 34:55
  Speaker 5: But then if someone wants a much harder to find
• 34:59
  Speaker 5: drug or is something that's a little more complicated, then
• 35:03
  Speaker 5: the major manufacturer has to send that to you specific.
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: To that special order. Sometimes prescription, right, Sometimes if somebody
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: needs like brand, nameless brand versus generic, generic's cheaper, but
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: sometimes the generic doesn't work for a person. Everybody's different,
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: so they gotta go brand name. Whatever it is that's
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: harder to get. Insurance doesn't want to cover it because
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: they're being asshole. So like, did you try the generic? Yeah,
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: I tried the generic. Well we're not going to pay
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: for it. Well we're going to kill you in the
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: street in New York. Then how about that?
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: That's crazy that they don't pay for it because it's
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: it's literally shrug sometimes like it will affect people completely differently,
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: the generic versus the actual name brand.
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, crazy sign like they some people actually medically have
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: to take the brand name as opposed to the generic
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: because it just doesn't work for him, which is fine
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: unless you're the insurance and you're like, fuck that. We
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: don't want to pay for the brand because they are
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: way more expensive. That's why generics exists, right, there's patents
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: and stuff.
• 35:54
  Speaker 5: So we've talked about it on the pod, but I
• 35:57
  Speaker 5: just started taking well butrin. Yeah, and I can't take
• 36:01
  Speaker 5: the brand name. There's some molecule that is in a
• 36:05
  Speaker 5: slightly different or I can't take the generic, and it's
• 36:08
  Speaker 5: because so many different companies make it that the formula
• 36:12
  Speaker 5: changes based on and something like that. So I have
• 36:16
  Speaker 5: a slightly different prescription, but it's a version of wellbutrin
• 36:19
  Speaker 5: that has a different molecule that I apparently need. The
• 36:23
  Speaker 5: price of one bottle of thirty pills is two thousand dollars.
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: Ye, what insurance, that's what you pay.
• 36:33
  Speaker 5: No, my insurance covers fifty dollars go.
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: So each month, so you're still dropping fifty bucks.
• 36:40
  Speaker 5: I have to spend fifteople a lot, but each month.
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: So you love your insurance, You're gonna first.
• 36:45
  Speaker 5: Time that I have had I mean, I guess I've
• 36:49
  Speaker 5: I've had surgeries and things like that, But now, all
• 36:52
  Speaker 5: of a sudden, my insurance does not feel that expensive
• 36:55
  Speaker 5: to me. Sure, because they're paying for a huge portion
• 36:58
  Speaker 5: of this.
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: Was there any pushback? Did they have to do any paperwork?
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: I had to get I had to get my doctor yep,
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: to fight hard. And here's the craziest part. And I
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: don't know if they do this now, but your doctor
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: will prescribe something without knowing what your insurance covers. That's
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: the most frustrating part. If they could like make a
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: system to fix that, because like the personal show up
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: and go, well, why did my doctor prescribe well putrin?
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: If they don't cover it, because your doctor doesn't call
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: your insurance, that's us. We have to communicate to both.
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: We're the middleman, brutal. If the doctor could run it
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: before he gives it to you, then he would already know. Yeah,
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: but the system was all meant. I don't know if
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: they fixed it since I've been I mean, like I said,
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: I've been out of the game for like three or
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: four years now, but they'll prescribe it. Then you go
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: to the pharmacy and your farcet it goes well, they're
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: not covering it. So now we got to call these guys.
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: Then we got to call your doctor back to get
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: something else. Like it's a it's a mess.
• 37:46
  Speaker 5: You know where they don't have this problem everywhere else?
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: Well?
• 37:50
  Speaker 5: Sure, yeah, I don't know for sure, but I'm pretty
• 37:53
  Speaker 5: confident Sweden does not have this problem.
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 37:57
  Speaker 5: In fact, I don't think anyone's on any medication there.
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: They don't have an NF hell either, number one over here.
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: Like what's your name? Any street?
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: You get the good and the bad over here?
• 38:07
  Speaker 7: Yeah, we have to pay two thousand dollars a month
• 38:09
  Speaker 7: for a well be trend, but we also have eagles panthers.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: Wait, can we just just I just want to completely
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: scrub all the ways to steal drugs? So do they
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: Is there a pill counter? Yes, so it counts.
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: There's vending machines now that do it forty. If it's
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: that common of a drug, it'll just dispense it. I
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: mean you just you just like they'll submit what the
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: prescription is, vending machine knocks it out, spits out bottle, ready.
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: To go, got it? Got it? So nobody's going one, two, three.
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: It depends on the size of the pharmacy. But I
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: mean from where what I saw when I was about
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: to be done working there, like a lot of them
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: had vetting machines.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: And stuff, and I just wonder how many people get
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: home and they're counting out to be like, Okay, there's
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: forty in here.
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, probably take it. I mean, if it's if it's
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: xanax or something. Maybe if they're like hooked on it
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: it's blood pressure stuff, No, they.
• 39:01
  Speaker 5: Probably don't really care them. I'm also want to receive
• 39:03
  Speaker 5: a stat.
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: And receive a stat that's cholesterol.
• 39:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, cholesterol, lip it sticky lippet pro protein I had. Okay,
• 39:09
  Speaker 5: so I needed to get things moving through the bloodstream
• 39:12
  Speaker 5: a little. And then I take a hair loss pill
• 39:15
  Speaker 5: as well. Uh, Finasteroid does not seem to be working anymore.
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: Is that what it's called. I beat it. Yeah, that's
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: like the the finaster I think is the generic from Yeah.
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: I think. So.
• 39:28
  Speaker 5: Now I am now on three prescription pills. They're starting
• 39:32
  Speaker 5: to add up, and I remember taking care of your health.
• 39:35
  Speaker 5: My grandfather had this weekly pill box organized and I
• 39:40
  Speaker 5: remember meals watching as he would just scoop seven nine
• 39:46
  Speaker 5: pills out and take three at a time with what
• 39:50
  Speaker 5: real man, I'm getting there, Yeah, I'm getting there.
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 39:53
  Speaker 5: You get to a point where you just chew them.
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: Huh.
• 39:56
  Speaker 5: You don't even swallow, You just eat them like tic tac.
• 40:01
  Speaker 7: But I always prescribed adderall when I was young, when
• 40:06
  Speaker 7: I was really young, I got to a point where
• 40:07
  Speaker 7: I would just take them with no water or anything.
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: I could just swallow it, smack your neck yeah on
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: the way down.
• 40:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I can sometimes, but it can't be first thing
• 40:16
  Speaker 5: in the morning when my mouth is all yeah, you know,
• 40:19
  Speaker 5: dry from sleeping.
• 40:21
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, I got I'm on a pretty big concoction myself.
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, quit drinking.
• 40:27
  Speaker 9: Got the shakes, Yeah yeah, no, I uh well, the
• 40:31
  Speaker 9: last thing I was going to ask about the pharmacy stuff,
• 40:34
  Speaker 9: because I'm sure that's probably not what you were expecting
• 40:36
  Speaker 9: to talk about when you came on the podcast.
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we started at Kirk Cousins and his goddamn interceptions.
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: We got to come back to that, and we need we'll.
• 40:44
  Speaker 7: Get back to oh God, into New York to promote
• 40:46
  Speaker 7: your special and then we're just drill and you were like,
• 40:48
  Speaker 7: so when is there a dispenser for the oxy cottony?
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: I walk out of here and I'm like, we didn't
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: even mention the special I just talked about cholesterol for
• 40:57
  Speaker 3: fucking two hours. Man, those guys are good.
• 41:01
  Speaker 5: By the way, there's a scene in the movie. Have
• 41:03
  Speaker 5: you ever seen the movie The Place Beyond the Pines?
• 41:06
  Speaker 5: I heard about it, but yeah, there's a scene film. No,
• 41:10
  Speaker 5: it sounds like it would be Okay, it's Bradley Cooper
• 41:15
  Speaker 5: and Ryan Gosling. Okay, it's a really good movie. It's
• 41:20
  Speaker 5: kind of haunting. But anyway, there's a scene where Bradley
• 41:25
  Speaker 5: Cooper's son, or maybe Ryan Gosling's son, a bully at school,
• 41:31
  Speaker 5: tells him he needs him to go get oxy cotton
• 41:35
  Speaker 5: for a party, and he has no idea how to
• 41:38
  Speaker 5: do it, so he just goes into a pharmacy, waits
• 41:41
  Speaker 5: till the pharmacist is looking the other way, hops the counter,
• 41:46
  Speaker 5: finds it, and then runs out with it.
• 41:48
  Speaker 3: This has happened, actually not in one I was working at.
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: But they were like teams of guys. They would pretend
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: to be interacting with the pharmacist and then their other
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: guy would jump in the back window, because there's always
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: two when does And I think they stole like a
• 42:01
  Speaker 3: whole bunch of coughs r up or something like that.
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: But that is a thing.
• 42:04
  Speaker 7: Wow, that was a huge thing during the like the
• 42:07
  Speaker 7: whole opioid. I mean, I guess the epidemic is still
• 42:10
  Speaker 7: going out, but that was, like, wasn't that a big thing?
• 42:13
  Speaker 7: Like people were just like robbing pharmacies all the time.
• 42:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean sometimes they're all I mean, I don't know,
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: you see more than that. You see like fake prescriptions.
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: People try to just scam you. I went to get
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: I had.
• 42:25
  Speaker 7: To get a prescription field for Zoloft, and I was like,
• 42:29
  Speaker 7: I hadn't taken it in like a week, and like
• 42:31
  Speaker 7: when you don't take it for a while, you start
• 42:33
  Speaker 7: getting like I was getting like brains apps and shit.
• 42:36
  Speaker 7: And I had to go to a city MD and
• 42:39
  Speaker 7: then they told me a twenty four hour pharmacy And
• 42:41
  Speaker 7: I went to a twenty four hour pharmacy in New
• 42:44
  Speaker 7: York on Friday night. I think I was the only
• 42:47
  Speaker 7: person there was like twenty people in line. I think
• 42:49
  Speaker 7: I was the only person in line that actually had
• 42:51
  Speaker 7: a prescription. Everyone else was just like no, But my
• 42:54
  Speaker 7: doctor told me I could get it, yeah, And they're like, yeah,
• 42:56
  Speaker 7: but there's nothing saying that, And they're like, well.
• 42:59
  Speaker 3: Would I lie about it? Like why wouldn't my.
• 43:01
  Speaker 7: Doctor tell me I could get it if I can't?
• 43:03
  Speaker 3: You know? When you put it that way, sir, why
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: didn't you start with a trustworthy outfit on it?
• 43:12
  Speaker 5: But I can see by the brown of your fingernails
• 43:16
  Speaker 5: need the drugs right.
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: That forged signature shit is tough too. How do you
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: even know?
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: You even tell the pharmacists like that's part of their club,
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: that's part of their schooling. I couldn't on some of them,
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: Like I would handle the pharmacists think he was real
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: and he'd be like, no, that's fake. And then I
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: go back to the guy and the guys already like
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: you can tell that the pharmacists new, you know, but yeah,
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: they know what to look for and ship like that. Wow.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: In Grede School, I couldn't go to San Antonio because
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: I forged my mom's signature on a spelling test where
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: I got a six out of ten. I was so
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: fucking ashamed that I got a six out of ten
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: that I forged my mom's signature. Teacher fucking snitched on me.
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: I lost my fucking San Antonio privileges. I still haven't been.
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: Oh wait, this was for a field trip.
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: It was like my mom, I was going to go
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: to San Antonio. She said I could come with their fucking.
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: Oh you got busted.
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: I still haven't been.
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: Why did you need your signature for this? I missed it.
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: You need your parents signature on every test.
• 44:12
  Speaker 3: To confirm how dumb you are.
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: Basically what it was.
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's my kid.
• 44:17
  Speaker 7: God damn.
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: Brutal.
• 44:23
  Speaker 7: I mean, dude, I had that, but I never got caught.
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: Fucking Frank abagnanilovers.
• 44:28
  Speaker 7: My mom would just do her initials, so I did,
• 44:30
  Speaker 7: and I just knew what to so I just wrote
• 44:32
  Speaker 7: her initials and I got Also, like doing a parent
• 44:35
  Speaker 7: signature is so easy because like they just scribble it.
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: School stuff's not as crazy like pharmacists actually have to
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: like scan it, and like, yeah, you know they're doing
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: that at your school, like scanning.
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: Dude, they fucking got my.
• 44:50
  Speaker 7: I'm sure forging a signature is a lot harder than.
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: He's like on a computer, like looking at what the
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: jewel thing? Somebody's not going to San Antonio.
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: So pissed, dude, I wanted to see the river walk.
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: Do you remember any of the words that you missed
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: on the spelling?
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: No, I I'm a bad speller today. Restaurants still just
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: fucking restaurant.
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: And that, yeah, a bit about.
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: It, Yeah, yeah, restaurant. What else? Fucking did you know?
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: What it gets me is.
• 45:21
  Speaker 7: Connecticut.
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: You have to say the connect in your Connecticut and.
• 45:28
  Speaker 7: I feel like there's a lot of eyes and a
• 45:29
  Speaker 7: lot of teas I missed on.
• 45:32
  Speaker 5: Massachusetts is a tough one.
• 45:34
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I never had a problem with that from there.
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: Everyone struggling with locations. Yeah. Mine was poisonous. That's when
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: I missed fourth grade.
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: Poisonous is tough?
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: Was in front of the whole school to poison house. Yeah,
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: it's o us. I think I just said us. Yeah,
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: poison sounded like us. Yeah, it makes sense, poison us.
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: We've done spelling bees here, like no adults can spell
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: even I mean Francis one one of them, and then
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: the most recent one, they tripped him up with an
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: intentionally tough word.
• 46:05
  Speaker 5: They got me with. What was it?
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: It was? It was.
• 46:11
  Speaker 5: Something phone something phone.
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: Homo phone.
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: No, I knew the telephone.
• 46:18
  Speaker 5: I can't I knew the word too, and I just couldn't.
• 46:20
  Speaker 5: I think about it from time to time.
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: You would It makes me angry. I know that was
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: yours to win.
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what was the prize?
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: What was the I think it was like ten thousand dollars.
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: Maybe five grand? Yeah, I mean you guys work here.
• 46:35
  Speaker 7: That's anytime that Dave is involved in like a competition,
• 46:38
  Speaker 7: the prize is like a retarded amount of money.
• 46:40
  Speaker 5: Jesus.
• 46:41
  Speaker 7: He's like, well, we're not doing this because like yeah,
• 46:43
  Speaker 7: in his head he's like I'm not I'm not going
• 46:45
  Speaker 7: to compete in it unless it's but I think it
• 46:47
  Speaker 7: was like I think it was like five thousand dollars.
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: It was like if he won, we all.
• 46:51
  Speaker 7: Had to like pitch in him the five thousand.
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: Dollars day to have that kind of money to just
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: throw away.
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: Dude.
• 46:57
  Speaker 7: The barstool they're doing like the Surviving Barstool Now.
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: I saw it on the TVs out there, Yeah.
• 47:02
  Speaker 7: Which is like bars, like Survivor, but it's with the
• 47:04
  Speaker 7: barstool cast.
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: Okay, and you were in that soun Yeah, they're both. Yes.
• 47:09
  Speaker 7: The prize for that is two hundred and fifty thousand dollars.
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: And it's already over. It's still going. No, it's still going.
• 47:14
  Speaker 7: It's like not even closed over.
• 47:16
  Speaker 3: So you get like breaks, No, no, it's filmed. Oh
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: oh that's what I'm meant, Like, is it over or
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: is it?
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: Like yeah, it's been a live finale, so it's like
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: they don't know who actually wins, like it's all been filmed.
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: The voting has been filmed, but we find out at
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: the last finale or whatever.
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: So you guys know, but we can't. We can't talk
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: about it.
• 47:37
  Speaker 5: No, we're not going and even I think having we're
• 47:41
  Speaker 5: afraid talking about it.
• 47:43
  Speaker 3: It's no problem if you spoil it.
• 47:44
  Speaker 7: If you spoil it, it's like.
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: I mean, the first three can we talk about the
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: first three?
• 47:48
  Speaker 5: We can talk about the first three episodes?
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: Yes?
• 47:50
  Speaker 5: Absolutely.
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: I was gonna say we just plugged my special or whatever. No, No,
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: I want to hear about it. Whatever we can hear
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: about it.
• 47:58
  Speaker 5: I'd like to hear about it all already.
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: Let's talk about game time.
• 48:02
  Speaker 7: Game Time is focused on together in this this holiday season.
• 48:05
  Speaker 7: When you bring people together at live events, the experience
• 48:08
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• 48:11
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• 48:13
  Speaker 1: Well, because it's the experience. It's something that you're never
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: going to forget exactly exactly. You don't know, You don't
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: remember who wanted to lost the game. You remember who you.
• 48:20
  Speaker 7: Went with exactly.
• 48:22
  Speaker 5: I could really use some tickets to J Cole at
• 48:24
  Speaker 5: Madison Square Garden on Monday, December sixteenth at eight pm.
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: God damn would that be nice? I like you hit
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: the game time picks.
• 48:32
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• 48:40
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• 48:44
  Speaker 7: And what are the cheapest What tickets are you looking at?
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: Give us a price, he just said the J Cole
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: wants and they're basically a dollar.
• 48:51
  Speaker 7: Basically a dollar.
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. Save she don't want to be saved only once?
• 48:57
  Speaker 5: Shame on me, Yes, two times.
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: Put the blame on you.
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 49:02
  Speaker 7: Just pull up your chosen event and turn on the
• 49:03
  Speaker 7: game times picks so you don't know any setting. At
• 49:06
  Speaker 7: the top of the screen of brow's the best local
• 49:08
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• 49:12
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• 49:18
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• 49:32
  Speaker 1: Today.
• 49:32
  Speaker 3: What time is it?
• 49:33
  Speaker 7: It's game time.
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: No, you're gonna pluck your special for holiday. They kid,
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: but it was I mean the first three episodes, Francis
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: is just like the star of it. He's just fucking
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: that's kind.
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: You had a lot of screen time out on the
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: lobby out there.
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 49:48
  Speaker 7: I showed up and he was he was in the
• 49:49
  Speaker 7: lobby and he was like, what is this.
• 49:53
  Speaker 3: Off?
• 49:54
  Speaker 7: The rest of the Yeah, he's watching watching zero audio
• 49:58
  Speaker 7: video of just his shirt off walking around.
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: I could I could tell who are the standouts a
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: lot of screen.
• 50:06
  Speaker 5: I had a very lucky moment in the first episode.
• 50:10
  Speaker 5: I found I mean spoilers, I found uh an immunity
• 50:15
  Speaker 5: idol in the first episode. So that was like a
• 50:18
  Speaker 5: big moment.
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: You ever watch Survivor, is that a thing that like
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: what it sounds like. It prevents.
• 50:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it means that if people vote me out or
• 50:26
  Speaker 5: and if I play it, any votes cast against me
• 50:29
  Speaker 5: or not.
• 50:30
  Speaker 7: But you can only use it once, sure, yeah, and
• 50:32
  Speaker 7: you only can use it before the votes are read.
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: Oh, like it's a preventative.
• 50:38
  Speaker 7: Yeah, so like you could use me so you use
• 50:41
  Speaker 7: it and nobody Yeah exactly. Yeah, so like if you
• 50:44
  Speaker 7: think you're about to get voted out, you can play.
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: That's hilarious though, Yeah, but you'd probably know you're, like,
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: that was a fucking asshole this week.
• 50:50
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean it happened. Some people get like in
• 50:52
  Speaker 7: another again spoilers again, but if you haven't seen it
• 50:55
  Speaker 7: these first three episodes, these are not spoilers for the
• 50:58
  Speaker 7: other episodes because I actually don't even know what's going
• 50:59
  Speaker 7: on on.
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: So did you watch the first three?
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: I've watched the first three.
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: What'd you think at the end of the second episode
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: with you Yeah, there you go.
• 51:06
  Speaker 5: I mean that was the other major moment.
• 51:08
  Speaker 7: Yeah, so like he bought on like Etsy, he bought
• 51:12
  Speaker 7: like fake idols and like planted them.
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: We're back to the pharmacy and he got he got
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: Arian Foster.
• 51:21
  Speaker 7: Are you familiar with Arian?
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, of course Texans Texan's running back. Yeah, did I
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: know they were fake because your mom's signature was on him.
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: Wait a second, you're not going to San Antonio again, idiot?
• 51:32
  Speaker 7: We tried, no, he he he knew he was going
• 51:34
  Speaker 7: to get voted out, so he played the idol and
• 51:37
  Speaker 7: then and then they were like, this isn't a real idol, dude,
• 51:41
  Speaker 7: who But it was.
• 51:43
  Speaker 5: Such a good idol that Roan had gotten made that
• 51:47
  Speaker 5: even the hosts of the show had to look at
• 51:50
  Speaker 5: the producers and be like, yo, what is this?
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: Wait a second, so is you forging these things in
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: the show? So, like the audience knows you're forging them
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: until they said it was.
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: Fake until the very end of the second episode. So
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: the guy finds the idol, they you think that it's
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: real the entire episode that he plays that. Then everyone
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: he finds out everyone's going to vote for him. He
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: plays the idol perfectly, and then at the end you
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: find out that it was a fake idol because.
• 52:16
  Speaker 5: We were both on his team. Were you on that
• 52:19
  Speaker 5: team that I was, and we were voting him out?
• 52:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, even though I didn't.
• 52:24
  Speaker 5: Want to because I love black people. Okay, But the
• 52:28
  Speaker 5: rest of my team insisted we need to get him
• 52:31
  Speaker 5: out and I was like, no, you know, I'm an ally,
• 52:35
  Speaker 5: but they wouldn't have it, so I had to go
• 52:37
  Speaker 5: with the group in spite of my better judgment.
• 52:39
  Speaker 3: So what was the giveaway? How did they figure out
• 52:41
  Speaker 3: it was fake?
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: They did it? He I mean the host of the
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: show was just like the host had to ask the production.
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: He's like, did we put this in the game? And
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: they're like no, and so he'd be like, this is
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: actually fake.
• 52:52
  Speaker 7: So as Arian's gone, wow, yeah.
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: So there was like it was in like this. It
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: was a sick move. It was I was fire enough
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: to do it. But there was like a leather pouch
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: and I had this it was like the shell on
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: twine with like beads around it or whatever. It was
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: fucking like this big. It was huge. I could It
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: wasn't like rinky dink at all. And then it had
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: actual like the instructions of when you find an idol
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: from Survivor and it was like just all these details
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: like you they can't use a vote. It was in
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: the perfect text. And the one thing that was specific
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: to the show Survivor was like when you find this,
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: bring it to Jeff, like Jeff Probe's the host of Survivor,
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: and I was like, fuck, I'm gonna have to get
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: that out. But then I realized our host is also
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: named Jeff. So it just looks it looks so specific
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: to this show. It was just like a very lucky
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: like spelled the same.
• 53:42
  Speaker 3: I mean, that's almost fate, Like you're like, I gotta
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: do it.
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly is already there.
• 53:47
  Speaker 5: But there is there is some wonderful irony too, where
• 53:50
  Speaker 5: this other guy in the show, yeah, named Rico, who's
• 53:54
  Speaker 5: an absolute psycho, had created fake clues, just bullshit, nothing
• 54:00
  Speaker 5: to the masterful level that what of what Roan did.
• 54:04
  Speaker 5: But he created these little kind of scrolls clues that
• 54:07
  Speaker 5: you know, had little rhymes on them, and Roan found
• 54:10
  Speaker 5: one and then was misled himself to look I.
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: Looked for forty five minutes going through books and ducks
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: and ship like that, Like I look like a fucking jackass.
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: I've fully embarrassed myself.
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: Such highs and lows for you emotionally.
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: I mean, I watched I'd never even watched Survivor before,
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: and then I found out I was gonna be on
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: the show. I watched ten seasons, and so I was
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: just so excited to do the survivor things of like
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: looking for things and like finding things that as soon
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: as I found a clue, I was like blinded. I
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: was just so gung ho to fucking a dog. I
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: was a dog, dude. Yeah, it was just a truffle pick.
• 54:43
  Speaker 7: It's pretty good. The great it's pretty good.
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: It's fun.
• 54:47
  Speaker 7: And I don't really like consume a lot of Barstool
• 54:49
  Speaker 7: and I'm watching.
• 54:50
  Speaker 3: You're allowed to say that, Yeah, okay, And uh, I
• 54:54
  Speaker 3: mean I watch obviously.
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: I watch every episode of Son of a Boy Dad
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: and listen on every platform.
• 55:00
  Speaker 3: You make your own compilations, yeah, yeah, top ten moments,
• 55:04
  Speaker 3: the shot compilations.
• 55:07
  Speaker 7: Here's a quick pivot here is that the why do
• 55:11
  Speaker 7: we have that.
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: The original Barstool Sports newspaper.
• 55:13
  Speaker 7: Weren't they like demanding that someone returns that? Why is
• 55:15
  Speaker 7: it now in our possession?
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: What do you mean someone was demanding that?
• 55:21
  Speaker 3: It was like a artifact.
• 55:22
  Speaker 7: There was like tweets and like emails being like returned,
• 55:25
  Speaker 7: the return the copy of the original. This is like
• 55:27
  Speaker 7: the original newspaper.
• 55:31
  Speaker 3: That's the original first edition.
• 55:33
  Speaker 7: It looks like its edition.
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: Volume one, issue sixteen run.
• 55:39
  Speaker 3: Did you did you make this run?
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: And then yeah, see it's my watermark right on the
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: bottom here if you hold it up to the light.
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: I'll never be a bank robber, but it would be
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: so fucking fun to just come up with a scheme
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: like that, a bank robin scheme or just some kind
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: of fucking an art d I did an art heist
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: one time. Oh my boy, I like switched his art out.
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: I like flew to California. I had like a unterfit made,
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: but like it was a painting that he made of
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: like a Buddha and on like the small representation I did,
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: I just had like the only difference was the Buddha
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: was flipping him off. And like three days later he
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: found this fucking painting was furious at me. But it
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: was a good video. I mean, it's just really mad.
• 56:15
  Speaker 3: It was It's like content.
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: It was for content. It was like I was making
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: a video classic. Yeah maybe not. Maybe I'm a bad
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: person deep down, but it's just fun. It's just fun
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: fun for me. I don't know.
• 56:27
  Speaker 7: Did you see this kettlebell?
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 56:29
  Speaker 3: I noticed it in another episode of your of your
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: thing there. What's the significance do you know?
• 56:34
  Speaker 7: Who it is.
• 56:34
  Speaker 5: Oh, you saw that a whole face, then, in all
• 56:37
  Speaker 5: likelihood you've watched more Son of a White Ad than Harry.
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: One other episode.
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: Pleasure to help out? You know what is it? Really?
• 56:48
  Speaker 3: That's hilarious? I met him like three weeks ago.
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: Really, yeah, no way, what did bro say? Did he
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: talk about his kettlebell that he just saw to us.
• 56:57
  Speaker 3: Like, oh, you bought that from Rogan?
• 56:59
  Speaker 7: It was a collab with Rogan and you.
• 57:01
  Speaker 5: Just sit very still for a long time.
• 57:04
  Speaker 3: I feel like you guys are fucking with me.
• 57:05
  Speaker 7: No, I spent a lot of money on that kettlebell.
• 57:09
  Speaker 3: That's hilarious.
• 57:10
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I got it for the podcast just so we
• 57:11
  Speaker 7: could say that Rogan was on.
• 57:13
  Speaker 5: He didn't spend that much, wasn't.
• 57:14
  Speaker 3: Oh but you haven't actually met.
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: Him though, No, no, no, I have not got it.
• 57:18
  Speaker 3: Is this just on like his website or something.
• 57:19
  Speaker 7: It was like he like posted on Instagram and it
• 57:21
  Speaker 7: was like a limited edition and I'd like submit my
• 57:24
  Speaker 7: email to get like.
• 57:25
  Speaker 3: That's going on the coffee table done.
• 57:28
  Speaker 7: I signed up for a raffle to win it, and
• 57:31
  Speaker 7: then I for a raffle to buy it, and then
• 57:34
  Speaker 7: I was selected and then I bought it, okay for
• 57:37
  Speaker 7: the podcast studio.
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, where'd you meet him?
• 57:40
  Speaker 3: Mother ship?
• 57:42
  Speaker 7: That's a little bit cooler. I think that's however, you
• 57:45
  Speaker 7: have a mold of his head.
• 57:47
  Speaker 3: No, that's true that you bought just a handshake. I'll
• 57:50
  Speaker 3: remember forever. How wasn't meeting him? He was super chill.
• 57:56
  Speaker 3: I mean, he's just a normal guy. I I just
• 57:59
  Speaker 3: it's a funny to me meeting people that are that famous. Yeah,
• 58:03
  Speaker 3: I'm just like, oh, you're you're a guy exists, yeah
• 58:08
  Speaker 3: around you his uh well, now, once you're in the
• 58:11
  Speaker 3: green room, but like the club itself is like, yeah,
• 58:13
  Speaker 3: they're like swat team in peace like yeah. But once
• 58:16
  Speaker 3: you're like in, they're cool dude. Yeah. My first time
• 58:20
  Speaker 3: going there's like, who the fuck are you? But I'm
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: like I kind of appreciate that because it's like really well,
• 58:24
  Speaker 3: then once you get in, You're like, i'me in, you know, Yeah,
• 58:27
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I got in.
• 58:28
  Speaker 7: I went with Gardini and sure, and I was I
• 58:31
  Speaker 7: was more nervous sean.
• 58:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was.
• 58:34
  Speaker 7: More nervous for that than I've been for anything in
• 58:37
  Speaker 7: a while. And then I got in and then we
• 58:39
  Speaker 7: were hanging out at the bar, and then I was like,
• 58:41
  Speaker 7: I gotta go to the bathroom or the bathroom at
• 58:42
  Speaker 7: And then I went to the bathroom and I went
• 58:44
  Speaker 7: I went to come back into the bar, I was
• 58:47
  Speaker 7: met with the force of twenty armed guards. What do
• 58:50
  Speaker 7: you know here, bro, Yeah, they were like, what's your name?
• 58:52
  Speaker 7: I don't think I saw you in there? Yeah, And
• 58:54
  Speaker 7: I was like, no, my my friends are in there.
• 58:56
  Speaker 7: We don't have a check the name and ship.
• 58:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 58:59
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's tight, tight ship over there for sure.
• 59:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Cam Patterson got me in the first time. I
• 59:04
  Speaker 3: think I went in, but there was like the wristband thing.
• 59:07
  Speaker 3: It's like a intense.
• 59:09
  Speaker 7: Yeah, especially it's more intense if Rogan's there. Probably I
• 59:13
  Speaker 7: wasn't there when Rogan was there. You were there when
• 59:15
  Speaker 7: Rogan was there.
• 59:17
  Speaker 3: I was like watching a show. And then I just
• 59:18
  Speaker 3: walked back into the green room. He's just standing right there.
• 59:21
  Speaker 3: Damn up, Joe. He's cool.
• 59:24
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean, he'd sometimes I would never.
• 59:29
  Speaker 3: I take a very like speaking and spoken to approach.
• 59:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah I did. We did have a similar bit though,
• 59:35
  Speaker 3: and so I did bring it up because I'm like,
• 59:37
  Speaker 3: this is a one in a million opportunity here, and
• 59:40
  Speaker 3: I said that to him. And we both agreed parallel thought,
• 59:43
  Speaker 3: not a big deal. It's about not calling someone with
• 59:46
  Speaker 3: down syndrome retarded. Yeah, you know, and they were just similar.
• 59:50
  Speaker 3: But he was just like, yeah, it just sounds like yeah,
• 59:52
  Speaker 3: because I've been doing mine for like three or four years. Yeah,
• 59:55
  Speaker 3: and finally had the opportunity to record, So there's no
• 59:58
  Speaker 3: way I would have seen anyone else. Yeah, a version
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 3: of that. But then Ron White walked over and he
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 3: was like, hey, man, he doesn't own the word retarded.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 3: He might he might buy it. Ron's hilarious. Man, that's hilarious. Yeah,
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 3: but you know, they were all super cool. Man. The
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 3: Mothership's great.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 5: I met Ron White in the green room there and
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 5: we were talking about he loves golf o cessed and oh.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah he plays all the time.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 5: He plays all the time, and I was we were
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 5: talking about different courses we played, and after I had
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 5: listed a few, he goes, how are you able to
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 5: play these courses if you're a comedian, And I was like, oh, yeah,
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 5: you know, I just got lucky, you know whatever, Like
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 5: he just assumed that because you know, he's a comedian
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 5: who's done residencies in Vegas and is one of the
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 5: most successful comedians ever. Yeah, why would some comedian he's
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 5: never heard of be able to play these golf courses?
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 5: And I didn't have the heart to tell him that
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 5: my dad was successful.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 3: You think you think it would have just like not
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 3: respected you because of that. I just didn't.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 5: I felt, I don't know, it was embarrassed to be like, yeah, no,
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 5: I just because I'm a comedian doesn't mean i'm poor.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 5: Ron done?
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: Fine, How did you play? So did you plan them
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: through four player barstool or anything like that?
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 5: I mean, but but by that, like the answers more embarrassed.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 5: Like I have rich friends who belonged to some of
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 5: these places. I've been brought out by cool people who
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 5: know me based on what I do, and then I
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 5: do golf stuff, and I just didn't want to get
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 5: into all that. So I think I lied to him.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 3: But he does like I mean, you know, he golf
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 3: was like the top one percent of human beings played
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 3: Augusta and they'll like, well, he'll like take a private
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 3: jet helicopter to go play some private course. So yeah,
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 3: I guess he's just like I think he just thought,
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 3: doctor Phil, who the fuck are you? Or something? Yeah,
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 3: like that's who he plays with.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 5: I think he thought I was maybe playing them the
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 5: same way that he was.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 3: Not the case.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 5: Flight commercial, Yeah, took.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: A jets sometimes.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 7: Well, the big one that we needed to discuss today
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 7: was Eagles Panthers, in which I was right, per usual.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it didn't matter at all.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 7: It are we were? We lost actually a lot of
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 7: our legs.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we put in a fat parlay every week just
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: to try and like get rich and get the fuck
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: out of this one horse town.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 3: How many legs are we talking? Like?
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 7: We bet every game? Like okay, yeah, we try to
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 7: put it the outcome of every single.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 3: Time you ever, like every gamey game one? I hit
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 3: twelve or twelve games, and what's the take home on that?
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 7: That was like five dollars to pay out, like a
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 7: thousand bucks or something.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 3: That's awesome.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 7: It wasn't as awesome as you probably were expecting.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 3: Well if you only put five bucks in, but yeah,
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 3: you would, I guess that makes sense because you're like,
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 3: there's no way, yeah exactly.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 5: I was getting so much shit because everyone was saying, oh,
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 5: I can't believe because I had insisted that I thought
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 5: the Eagles were going to cover twelve.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: This was one hundred dollars twelve one hundred dollars to
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: win one hundred and sixty thousand dollars. I think was
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: our was this.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 7: I said, I was very demanding that there's no way
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 7: that the Panthers are losing by twelve because the Panthers
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 7: have been playing great, They've been playing better. Yes, dude,
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 7: Bryce Young is like a legitimately good quarterback.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 3: And then apparently I was actually watching a lot of
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 3: this on ESPN on the flight over today. The Eagles
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 3: already like a turmoil in the locker room. Offensively, Oh,
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 3: they always have problems. Long, Yeah, that's what I said
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 3: before the season started. You could pull the tapes. I
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 3: said that they got too many superstars on that team.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: You just said last week, I think they're going to
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: the super Bowl.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 7: I do, but I but I do. I mean, I
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 7: am so positive. I said this when they signed Saquana said,
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 7: they have way too many.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 3: It was pretty funny. Back who's their top receiver? A J. Brown?
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 3: Either him or the other one. But they go because
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 3: he's mad at the quarterback, Yeah it hurts. And the
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 3: reporters they're surrounding him, they go, uh, can you can
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 3: you point out to any problems you guys are having.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 3: He literally just goes passing. Yeah, a J.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 7: Brown is always it's never DeVante Smith because he's just
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 7: a humble brother. He's a brother, he loves the ball.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 7: He just wants the team to win.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 4: A J.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 7: Brown, you could win by forty points.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 3: In the super Bowl, but if he doesn't, he'd still
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 3: be on the sidelines. I was wide open.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he was wide open on a bunch of throws though.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but it's like, Okay, he wasn't looking at you. Sorry, Yeah,
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 7: but that's a jail and Hurts problem.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 3: No, that's an a J. Brown problem. You guys won
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 3: the game. You shouldn't be mad about it. We're finding
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 3: what's going on here. Yeah, it's not so simple.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: I think it's a jailed Hurts problem.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 7: It all comes down to it's a Nick Sirianni problem.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 7: And that's why you guys know, it's actually a Kirk
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 7: Cousins problem.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 3: So bad he's affected the rest of the naturally.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you know what the problem is with the Falcons
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 7: is that they didn't hire Bill Belichick.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 3: Did we have the opportunity? Oh that yeah?
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 7: Did they get blocked or what happened with no he
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 7: went down and interviewed twice and we just said no.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 7: They said they didn't want him. Well, but we want
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 7: to Kirk Did they want.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 3: To Kirk Man? Guy, We're so stupid and you guys,
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 3: I mean everyone's screaming for We've been screaming for Panics
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 3: for like since since week like four. It's just hard.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 7: It's got to be hard to bench a quarterback that
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 7: you're paying that much money, money.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 3: Money man on half an Achilles. Yeah, some cost fallacy, exactly,
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 3: and exactly that's exactly go on.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 5: The money's gone, right, there's no benefit to trying to
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 5: justify the spencer.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 3: We'll tell Arthur blank or we gotta have somebody pop
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 3: them in the street.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 5: Speaking of exactly, what is the drug that people try
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 5: to steal or forge the most?
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 3: U I mean probably those painkillers, the pain stuff adderall
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 3: cough syrup, yeah, all the controlled stuff. Wow.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 5: For some reason, I thought nobody.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 3: Nobody's forging like a life in no prill for their
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 3: blood pressure. Right, yeah, right, I need a fucking stat
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 3: we'd probably just give you that one. It's like quite sudden.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, needs these yeah, yeah, that is.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 3: It could be a funny movie where it's just like
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 3: not a big medical issue, he still takes over the
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 3: whole hospital.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 7: It's like something that you don't even like. Yeah, it's
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 7: just like fucking ib profn.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, exactly. Is over the counter, Denzel, there's
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 3: something right behind it. The gun. I won't get one free.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 3: What's going on? Ripped the packet? I'm sorry about your son.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 7: The CVS brand is literally three dollars.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 5: I know it's behind locked glass, but you just need
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 5: to press the button, just summon.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: So we have a key.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but uh yeah, man, the Atlanta Sports are just
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 3: constantly stuck in the mud. That's why we're riding that
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 3: Braves World Series till the wheels come off there.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it makes sense.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 3: That was so sick. That was so sad that we
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 3: dumped Freddy, but it is what it is.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: It was. It was great.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 3: I mean, it was so legendary. Dude, never forget that
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 3: blast out of the goddamn stadium. I didn't mean to
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 3: switch it to baseball, but that's all we have.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that makes sense.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah. A couple of years ago, I know, and I
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 3: honestly I think we had a shot at the championship
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 3: if Trey Young didn't roll his ankle on a fucking referee,
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 3: which is amazing. We were taking down the Bucks and
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 3: then Joannis hyper extended one of his knees, so there
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 3: was a fair fight, and then we were like up
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 3: on him and then Trey rolled his ankle and it
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 3: was done and we couldn't win at So the Bucks
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 3: won that. There was no day won. They beat the
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 3: Suns in the finals. Oh right, you guys in the
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 3: Coppers finals.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: And you guys beat the Sixers.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that dude, that run was so great. Trey beat
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 3: the Knicks and the Sixers back to back. I'm pretty
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 3: sure I have that correct. That was the year where
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 3: he was like, it's real quiet in here in the
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 3: garden right down the street. Yeah yeah, across the street. Okay,
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 3: across the street. Five Bucks I'd never seen in person before.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 3: It was cool. The garden well, like I just walked
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 3: by it. Yeah, yeah, I've never done that.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 5: That's one of those weird stadiums where it doesn't look
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 5: cool from the street, but from an aerial what you're saying, I.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 3: Was like, I thought it would be a little more something.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 5: You just can't even tell really what you're looking at.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: Bullshit offices right on top of it are there. They're
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: like stupid offices. It's on the base of a high road.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 7: It's also like that's like also like the most homeless
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 7: people in all of New York are just surrounding it,
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 7: so it kind of takes It's also a bus station.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, the highs and the lows. But
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 3: once you get in there, yeah you go damn right.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 3: But yeah, that's when Trey and those were some fun
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 3: you talk about fun compilations, the guy that the guy
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 3: dressed to Spider Man interviewing the yeah, leaving the game. Yeah,
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 3: I mean, man, that was good stuff. Like Trey Young, Yeah.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they were they anytime you get a fuck Tray Young. Yeah,
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: you know that he's living in your head. Oh yeah,
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: he ritt you guys ripped so.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 3: Good man, He's so good. Oh dude. Well, and then
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 3: that was also the beginning of the collapse of Ben Simmons. Yes,
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 3: when he gets dunk, that was Trey Young too.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was brewing.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 3: And now now Ben Simmons is you know, missing every
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 3: shot and warm ups on like the nets or something.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like that was the precipitous moment that just like
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: ruined him forever. Yeah, man, it gave him the permanent yips.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 3: Straight people up.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: That sucks.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 3: So we can't but we can't figure it out. I
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 3: don't know. We're like below five hundred already this year.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 5: We just haven't figured out the right. They don't have
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 5: enough guys, that's yeah. I mean since that run, they
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 5: have not replenished that they needed to. No, I'm afraid
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 5: we'll probably just lose them eventually. If we can't get
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 5: it together. He'll go.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: You know, the Lakers already want him or something like, yeah,
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: the Lakers trash probably give you a terrible what's your
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: what's your?
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 3: Wy Mill? Hawks will trade for his son. We'll trade
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 3: Trey Young for.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like the rights to Brice his line as what's
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: your thoughts on wa House?
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 3: It's great? Yeah, I love it. Yeah, yeah, Clutch always
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 3: talk about twenty four hour pharmacy. That's ours. Yeah, that's true.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 3: Always open dude. Yeah, then all start special night. All's good.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: You know the night that the Braves won in what
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: game six or Game five?
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 3: I believe it. Oh, that's a great question. Was it
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 3: was it six games?
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: Because it was game it was they were both in Atlanta,
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: like they lost in Atlanta one night, and then they
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: won in Atlanta the next night. Yeah, but I was
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: in Atlanta to try to shoot a video like if
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: they had won that night, and like just ready like
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: waiting for it outside of the stadium. Yeah, and it's
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: fucking sick out there. Like that little area around the
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: stadium is beautiful. There's like apartments and fucking bars and
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: stuff like that. And it didn't wind up popping off,
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: And then they won the next night. Caleb was there.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: But that night when we were down there, we just
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: like we just licked our wounds and went to waffle House.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: It was decent. I feel like it was a good,
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: solid Atlanta night. But I just like, uh, I just
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: can't get around on waffle House love it. I just don't.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: I just don't think it's like what did you not
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: like about it? I think that there's just it's not
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: the best version of that food, you know what I mean?
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, just like eggs grits, and yeah, it's not
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: the best version of just like eggs breakfast.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 3: But that's not really the point of waffle out.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: I agree. I think it's just the fact that it's
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: convenient or accessible at any time. Absolutely, Yeah, I think
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: that people from like the Philadelphia area over romanticized wah
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: Wah in the same way people might over romanticize, like
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: people fucking love wah Wah. People are obsessed with wa.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 7: Yeah, people, but that doesn't even like I feel like
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 7: loving waffle house makes even more sense than loving wah Wah.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 7: Why because wah Wah is a fucking gas station.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 3: I never got it. I just love going there, man. Yeah,
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 3: it browsing, the.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: Smell of gas.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 7: It's the same as any other gas station.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: But they have sandwiches, and like that's it.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but you don't go to the only difference you
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 3: don't go to gases they make sandwiches.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I mean. People are acting like you're
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: going for the cuisine. Like I think it's over romanticized.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 7: I think that I got such I got so sick
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 7: when we went.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: To wause at a different type of gas station. Yeah,
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: they'll have you shipped.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 7: I got the lobster bisk at waffle house.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I was gonna say they don't have lobster at.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 7: A gas Yeah. I went with Roan and we were
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 7: fucking hammered, and I got Roan was stealing.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 3: You got to be so careful with seafood.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 4: Dude.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, one of the worst things I ever got was
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 3: a group of sandwich at a diner. I'll never make
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 3: the mistaken it. I didn't finish.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: It sounds good, it's grouper good.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 7: I've never had grouper, but like the fish itself does
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 7: not look like it was not this.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 3: It's not this sandwich excellent when you have it. It's
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 3: not a gas in Florida.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 5: There's a grouper that the group of run in Florida,
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 5: and a group of sandwich down there is I'm sure.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 3: I'm sure that's perfect good.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: Literally talk it encrusted.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like a blackened grouper in which or even just
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 5: even just file a or whatever. It's such a good,
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 5: flaky white fish. It's fantastic. Huge group are huge.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 3: I didn't even think it was just bad. It was.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 3: I didn't get sick, it was just I just didn't
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 3: like it. Yeah, I just threw it away. But as
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 3: far as waffle house, yeah, I mean, it's not like
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 3: it's Gordon Ramsey's not making your ad.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: I'm even talking about like a guy.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 3: That's about to knock your ass out around.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: Even the grease level is fucking insane, and.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 3: They watch him make it because I don't make you sick.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: They don't get paid enough either. I think there's no
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: chance to get paid enough. But even like I hop level,
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: or like fucking Denny's level, I feel like that's not
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: even It's not necessarily gourmet, but it would hit the bottle.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 3: Of borderline gourmet.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 7: Denny's is so good.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 3: It's all personal preference, you know, It's like what you
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 3: grew up on, and Denny's is better.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 7: Than I hoped Denny's.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 7: Denny's all the time when I'm on the road.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: But it's the same vibe though it's not that different
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: of a level.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 5: Days goes for that Americana nostalgia diner feel sure where
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 5: I hoop is.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 7: Like you're in a hotel lobby.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 3: You're that's it does kind of feeling.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you know, Denny's feels like you're at a restaurant
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 7: getting breakfast. I hop does not feel like that. But
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 7: also there are better eye hops. There's some good eye hops,
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 7: some shitty eye hops. You know how it is the.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: Last time I went, it wasn't bad. Though the last
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: time I might have just crushed like a burger or
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: something that's a nice zag that they have there, no noise.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 7: I hop has a pretty good burger.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 3: They have like paddy melts and stuff. I don't know
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 3: if I've had a burger, maybe it was a paddy melt,
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 3: a sandwich.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: I just don't want to disparage your culture. I don't
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: want you to come up. I take no offense to
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: feel unwelcome, as if I'm dispared.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 3: I really think it's personal preference. You guys have your stuff.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 3: There's other stuff, but it's like, yeah, that's that's what
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 3: I grew up eating, So you know it is.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: Twenty four to seven is huge, and I don't.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 3: Think you're like trashing it. You're just like it's just
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 3: not different for different folks. Yeah. I would never force
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 3: you to go to a a waffle house.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: I would glad to go with you if it if
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: there was ever for the content, yeah, just if there
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: was a chance, just like different world.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, three years after the Braves won the world, here
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 3: we'll go back.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: Just having a They're constant like making it a ritual
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: type of thing. I think would be really nice. Okay,
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: just continuing to go back, I think it would be
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: really really fun and nice, But that was fucking sick
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: for the Braves and now the Mets looks like the
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: Mets are gonna win for the next fucking that was
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: Oh I.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 3: Saw that contract. Yea, so people are freaking out. There
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 3: was rumors that he was.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 7: Going to the Socks, but looks like we just couldn't
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 7: get it done.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: Fifty one million a year is fucking nuts. I know,
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: that's insane.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 3: Say he's the.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 7: Highest paid athlete ever, right, yeah.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: Just fifteen years of that.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 3: I think it was the last.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but I don't understand that because I thought a million.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: He had like nine hundred million.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 3: The contract they put on ESPN today was like seven
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 3: the seven hundred. It was like seven eighty five and
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 3: sixty five for one. So but then they also made
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 3: a big deal about how much is deferred on a
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 3: lot of the Dodgers players, because like that's how they
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 3: made it work to get that many stars on the
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 3: same like show. Haes is like then he get like
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 3: the majority of it towards the end.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 7: Yes, yeah, he he like renegotiated I think right after
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 7: he signed it, so that like a I can't keep yeah,
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 7: I can't get gambling it away, right, But I think
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 7: like ten years in like ten years, he's just getting
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 7: get like the fucking bag.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 3: But I mean it paid off, right, they just did
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 3: this year.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: So yeah, when you were talking earlier about how like
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: celebrities are, like, oh, I can't believe that guy's real.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: I feel like sho he Tani is like the least
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: real to me. Like I wouldn't know what to do
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: if I saw him in person, because you.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 3: Guys meet a lot of athletes, so like, yeah, is
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 3: there is there? Is he your guy?
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: I think when we first said it, I think that
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: he was really who I was. I was going from
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: as far as athletes, I guess like messy or something
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: walks in here.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 3: I'll be like, what the soccer guys are like another
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 3: level of fame because it's the worlds.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like Neymar just sitting which was who was a
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: soccer guy that made a YouTube channel and now he's
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: like has like he's like the most subscribed person on
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: YouTube or something, or.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 7: He's like I don't know if he's the most of
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 7: the tribe, but.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 5: He hit like he has the most Instagram followers in
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 5: the world. Yes, Christiano Ronaldo.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: Yes, I know, Speed told him to make one I'm
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: pretty sure I show.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 3: That's the other streamer.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: Dude.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 3: I don't get it, man, at least he's just racing
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 3: around celebrities. Yeah that's what he does.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 7: Yeah, always every time.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know who.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: He's a good athlete, he like, but that's another throwback
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: to like that's like Herculean feats of strength. That's like
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: the early Olympics. Like we're regressing as far as like
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: the entertainments. Just like the most famous people just box
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: or like race.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 3: Dude, the boxing is crazy.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 7: Feel like of what celebrity would be that I would
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 7: or like not celebrity, what athlete would be that I
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 7: would be like starstruck.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 3: Because I was talking about this before.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 7: Tom Brady isn't one because with how like Dave and
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 7: Tom Brady like he like tweets a hankers yeah, and
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 7: he like come like he's like being in the office
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 7: and ship.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 3: Can I throw this out there? I think it takes
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 3: away some of the mistique. Also that he's a broadcaster
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 3: now you just like see him every Sunday. Yeah, that
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 3: is true to me. It takes away some of the
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 3: like you know, yeah, the cool factor. I feel like
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 3: if I met Tom Brady. I'd be like, no, you're wrong.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 3: Like if Michael Jordan was doing broadcasting, I'd be.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 5: Like, dude, Tom Brady, if you saw him in the person,
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 5: you'd be.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 7: But like, for some reason, but for some reason, I
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 7: think I will.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 5: You know what I mean, Yeah, I get what you mean.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 7: For some reason, I feel like I am going to
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 7: meet Tom Brady at some point.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 3: It's like surprise for you.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 7: No, I don't even think it's self confidence. I just
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 7: feel like there's going to be a situation where like
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 7: maybe we'll go to the super Bowl for something for
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 7: Barstool within the next five years. I also resigned my
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 7: contract like a day ago. Dave just texted me congratulations,
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 7: like do you want to do another year? And I
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 7: was like sure and then that was it.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: But no, no boost.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 7: No, I didn't even I didn't even consider asking for
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 7: a boost. I was like, I'm happy with what I have,
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 7: and but like, I feel like there's like you by
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 7: one one year at a time, Yeah, going one year
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 7: at a time, why not it's a boost like raise? Sorry, yeah,
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 7: I don't lingo, I'm just.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: Gonna pay boost. I didn't mean to make it. Uh,
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: that's hilarious. Though, but like I feel up in one year,
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: like a fucking month to month's tenant.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but it's like, so like what if, like what
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 7: if like Son of a Boy Dad really takes off
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 7: and then they're like, we want you guys, because like
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 7: with Barstool, they send a ship ton of people from
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 7: media Week to go to the super Bowl, or like
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 7: like this show the Yak they used to do, they
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 7: do like a live show every day of the week
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 7: in where is it this year? New Orleans and they'll
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 7: go to New Orleans and they'll do a live show
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 7: every day. So it's like, I like, and what if
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 7: some what if one year they're like Son of a
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 7: Boy that we want you guys to go to a
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 7: live show at the super Bowl and then we go
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 7: and then we're like all hanging out and then like, oh, ship,
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 7: there's Tom Brady.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 3: I mean, you thought this fact you think this is
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 3: likely is I don't think magazine.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 5: The only way we are going to the super Bowl
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 5: for Barstool is if like we land some gigantic deal
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 5: with like x lax or some like anti diarrhea medication
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 5: and they're like who at Barstool talks about Diarrye?
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 3: A lot.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, sass on Sign of a Boy Dad. Every
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 5: single episode done, and uh, we got to send these
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 5: guys because all the players on the team.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: And Tom Brady also has a contract with the x
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: Slax thing and you guys meet up in a bathroom.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 3: Also, thank you guys, money and Crypto.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 7: I think that's I think you guys are wrong.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 5: We don't do anything that.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 7: First of all, I think if if we pushed hard
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 7: enough to go to the super Bowl, I think we
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 7: absolutely could, if we had a plan, And like, I
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 7: think it's just none of us want to do that.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 5: No, it's not that we don't want.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 7: We're probably going this year.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 3: Add value.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 7: I've been I've done it with the Act. Yeah, right, dude,
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 7: I could do if we were like if we had
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 7: a plan where we were like, we're going to do
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 7: three live shows at the super Bowl. We're going to
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 7: film a bunch of shit, I think we could get
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 7: them behind us be like, yeah, you can go to
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 7: the super Bowl.
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 5: Maybe maybe I don't necessard.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 7: All it takes there is we have to be at
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 7: the right place the right time and meet Tom Braby.
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 5: We could also find out where he's gonna be.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 3: Place.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 7: So now I'm thinking, yeah, like I'm expecting to meet
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 7: Tom Brady in the next five years.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 3: That's the plan.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 7: Yes, the next five years. I do plan on meeting
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 7: Tom Brady at some point. So that's why he would
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 7: not be my top guy to meet, because.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 3: It's already gonna happen.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 7: Yeah, like no one on the Patriots, like like like
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 7: Drake may I would love to meet and just shake
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 7: shake his hand and be like, you're the best ever
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 7: next to Tom, but you might surpass Tom.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 3: But we're talking like starstruck. I'm talking starstruck. Who's that guy?
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: So who if you're not fantasized, Like, it's hard.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 7: It's hard to say because like you could see it
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 7: with everybody like to be fully honest, and it's gonna
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 7: sound crazy. It's gonna be a terrible answer. I mean,
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 7: I know people are gonna get mad that I'm gonna
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 7: say this. I think my top dog right now would
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 7: be Jamior Gibbs.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 3: I don't know who that is. I think I think
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 3: if is running back, that's right. I think if Jami
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 3: Gibbs walked.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 7: Into the building right now, I would be like, oh
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 7: my god.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 5: So you're telling me you think that more likely scenario
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 5: where we find ourselves Tom Brady, then Jamiir Gibb one.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Jamiir is just a phone call.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 5: He's my friend of mine.
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 3: You might be watching.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 7: The guys are down playing Jamior Gibbs like crazy, dude.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 7: Jamior Gibbs has top five rushing yards in the NFL
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 7: and he only plays half the snaps. He's the best
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 7: running back in the NFL. He's not Tom Brady, but
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 7: he's fucking awesome. That's cool, okay, due, Jamier Gibs my
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 7: favorite player in the NFL. There's no one that's watching
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 7: Jamior Gibbs run a touchdown in there's.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 3: I bet, I bet, I bet we could do it
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 3: in four text messages. Agrees on the bed we could not.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 3: Pat is going to text Benjamin that's in Yahoo.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 1: Exactly and to reach out. Yeah, and then I will
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: just plug you right in with he's a superstar.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 7: And there's no one at barstool that's connected with Jamior Gibbs.
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 5: I bet you big, they'll probably have Jamiir Gibbs on
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 5: Pardon my Take any day, and if you find a
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 5: way to get to Chicago on that day, boom solved.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: I bet I bet if I bet Will Compton has
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: his number, Jamior Gibbs, because they guys.
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 3: He said that he's got your number. He's serious. I
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 3: don't know.
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 5: I've been going through talking about Jamier Gibbs here right going.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 7: Through a big running back phase where I feel like
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 7: I used to sounds like.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 3: You're dating them.
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 7: I used to think that wide receivers were like the
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 7: coolest players in the NFL, and then like quarterbacks obviously,
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 7: and now I'm like, I'm all about running.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 3: Well, somebody actually tweeted out on how many of them
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 3: switched teams and how differently the teams were affected at
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 3: the point being like running backs are actually doing.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 7: Running back, Like if if Derek Henry walked in here
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 7: right now, I would be like, but then also like
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 7: now because we already saw Saquon, Like in my head,
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 7: I've already met Takuon because you saw because he ran
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 7: right by at the Nney Lion statue line statue, So
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 7: it's like and even then I was like that was
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 7: pretty cool, but I was like whatever, And also like,
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 7: I know, I don't really want to meet anyone on
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 7: the Eagles because I feel like those guys are all
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 7: like hot heads, like they're all like, like, I'm the
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 7: best if I could meet anyone on the Eagles easily
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 7: at Sakuan.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: I can't believe Jamiir Gibbs is your fucking guy.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 7: I think it's just that he's my favorite player.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 1: And that's so that's such a random fucking selection now person,
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: he probably wasn't on part of my tape because like
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 1: he wasn't until this year big enough to go on
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 1: part of my take.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 7: Jamior Gibbs, Jamar Chase would definitely be up there.
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 1: What about like pop stars or something? Do any of
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 1: those people? Would any of them? Like I think if
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: I saw Sabrina Carpenter right now, my eyes might pop
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 1: out of my head.
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I can't relate to that at all. If I saw
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 7: Sabrina Carpenter, I'd be like, oh this, Suprina. I've thought
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 7: about this like someone and again we're going back to
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 7: someone that you would be shocked to see.
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm saying i'd be shocked. I wouldn't be shocked
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 1: to see Taylor Swift. I feel like she's in New
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 1: York every other weekend.
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 7: My eminem, Like, that's a decent answer.
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 3: You were just you were just out and about and
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 3: you were like, holy ship, have a way until he's like,
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna meet. We're gonna go super Bowl. Eminem's do
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 3: the halftime show. He's hanging out with Tom Brady.
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 1: I'm not afraid. Comes on. I walked in.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you meet. I only have one shot. You
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 3: can definitely meet Jamir. Definitely that's the crew. Eminem.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 7: Yes, absolutely, Oh there you go.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 3: We're building it.
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 1: Maybe you're closer to Eminem, yeah yeah, yeah.
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 3: Other way is easier to meet. I saw.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 5: I was in La many many years ago, and I
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 5: was doing this like career exploration thing that I had
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 5: applied for, and it was some bullshit thing. I was
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 5: in college and we went to an agency. We went
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 5: to c A A. They're headquarters, just to go, you know,
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 5: hear a panel of agents kind of talked to we
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 5: were students, and we were in the lobby and Sean
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 5: Penn was walking out the door and walked right by
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 5: me and stared at me the whole time. And I
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 5: stood and I remember feeling that my mouth was open
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 5: and I was just like looking at him, and he
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 5: was looking at me as if to say, you're fucking right,
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 5: I am who I am? And Uh, that effect of
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 5: me being frozen will forever stay with me.
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 3: I saw some of the super famous guys will do that.
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 3: I saw TikTok Tom cruise on the subway and he
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 3: had like a hat on, but one girl could tell
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 3: it was him from the angle, and he just he
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 3: just like like winked at her kind of thing, and
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 3: then he like, I think he let her take a
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 3: picture or something, but without like he was like, don't
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 3: tell everyone. Yeah, but it's like the super famous guys
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 3: will give you a little.
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 1: So he would get reckoned there to be like, I'm
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 1: a fucking normal guy, just like everybody else.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 5: I've run into Louis three times in the city. That's
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 5: not an exaggeration. And the first time I was walking
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 5: out of a coffee shop. I had had my coffee
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 5: in my hand and he was coming up the steps.
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 5: I think I've told the story with his little daughter,
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 5: and I held the door for him and he goes,
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 5: thank you, and I went like this that's all I did.
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 5: I raised my cup and he went that was it.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 3: It was an acknowledgment.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 5: I know who you are, ye, I love you, and
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 5: him I think this was my subtext reading, which was
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 5: thank you for not making a thing of this.
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 7: Sure, yeah, I got this happened. This is not my story,
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 7: and I'm not going to say the person's name who
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 7: had happened to, but this is pretty funny. One of
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 7: my one of my friends, a comedian who has met
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 7: Louie a couple of times, was getting a haircut and
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 7: he was he was like in the barber chair getting
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 7: a haircut, and then Louie walked in and he went
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 7: he turned around and went, hey Louie, and then Louie
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 7: turned around and left. This was like, this was like
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 7: this week. And he texted me he was like, I'm
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 7: fucking done, dude. He's like, I fucked up so bad.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 1: Wait this just happened this week.
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, it's so brutal. He's been clear in interviews
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 3: he doesn't like he doesn't like and recognized the New
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 3: York at all.
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 7: He's like that from the beginning to like if you
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 7: go back and listen, like the old Ob and Anthony stuff.
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 7: He is like like when he was like still like
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 7: a club comic, people would come up and be like
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 7: can I get a photo? And he'd be like no,
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 7: some people are like that.
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 5: I saw Ben Stiller walking down the street right outside
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 5: I was in a cafe just crossed.
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 3: That was cool. I'm just trying to think.
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 5: I've seen so many celebrities in New York.
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 3: Oh, Bill Burr was the one for me.
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 7: I was at the stand and I knew Bill Burr
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 7: was there, but I never saw him. And then I
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 7: was standing at like you know that like a like
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 7: the bar next to like the pizza, like the kitchen area.
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 7: I was standing there and I went and I turned
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 7: and I bumped into someone like pretty hard. And then
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 7: I turned around. I was like, oh my god, I'm
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 7: so sorry, and it was Bill Burr and he was like, dude, no, no,
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 7: no worries.
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 5: He's been he's been in here. I shot something with him.
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 7: Yeah, well I know.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 3: I'm just mean it were easy to see him.
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 5: He's the guy. But that's wrong because he's a guy.
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 7: We were just exchanging stories of when we ran into
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 7: getting fired.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 5: Up, because that's your Tom Brady times one thousand.
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't know.
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 7: Maybe to us, if I saw Louis in person, I
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 7: would ship my pants. I wouldn't know what to say.
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 3: So you're supposed to say nothing.
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I guess nothing. Yeah, I guess just wink. Maybe
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 7: that seems to be the move.
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't even do that.
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 1: Say like a password or something like that. The crow
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 1: flies at midnight, mister, damn. Any any names you want
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 1: to drop or anything, or we just we just spent
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 1: ten minutes name dropping on you.
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 3: A guy I did let who did let me take
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 3: a photo with him at the airport was boosy about that.
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah that was awesome.
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 7: Yeah that's sick.
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 3: St. Louis. I did the Saint Louis Helium and then
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 3: I was on the way out and it was the
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 3: earliest fuck flight, and uh, I was going through security
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 3: and I see him standing there, just decked out with
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 3: just everything, but they're going through his bag and he
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 3: looked so angry, and I was like, this is not
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 3: the time to say hello. Yeah, So I waited until
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 3: he got through and then just was like, hey, man,
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 3: I'm a fan. I would kill myself if I didn't
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 3: at least ask. This is exactly what I said, at
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 3: least ask for a picture. And he said, hurry up, man,
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 3: I'm in a rush. Even though I would come to
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 3: find out I knew he was not in a rush
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 3: because we were on the same flight, but I didn't
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 3: call him on that, and he did give me a
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 3: smile and threw up. I still have the picture on
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 3: my phone, so I appreciated that that that he at least,
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 3: you know, faked it.
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 5: So I have this bullshit theory in my head that
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 5: when I meet a celebrity, if I have a good
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 5: exchange with them and don't ask them for a photo,
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 5: they will remember that I.
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 3: Didn't sure and think highly of that guy was cool. Yeah,
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 3: that guy, I owe him a photo?
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 5: Did to chase him down and offer him work?
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah? No, Suddenly it flips and then I'll be like,
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I'm sure, thank you for not acknowledging who
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 3: I am.
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but of course they're never going to think of
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 5: me again.
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 3: But I when you when you said a Jason, I
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 3: kind of think the same way like meeting a famous comedian,
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 3: and to me is not the same as meeting like
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 3: a Tom Brady, Like I don't.
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 1: Or Sabrina Carpenter. I feel like we're kind of gloss.
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 3: Over because it's like I want to be in the
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 3: photo because we did a show together or something. I
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 3: don't want to be like a fanboy if we're in
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 3: the same green room you.
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 5: Know what I mean, that feels weird if Leonardo DiCaprio,
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 5: I think remember, and that's probably remains the number one.
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're not taking a picture with Leonardo. You're you're
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 1: going to ask Leonardo DiCaprio for a picture.
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 3: No, No, I wouldn't.
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 5: But I'm saying if I saw him, it would be
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 5: the Sean Penn thing times ten.
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 7: Yeah, the one that the one that meet because I
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 7: had this conversation with my friends a while ago and
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 7: the one that we the one that we landed on
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 7: was Eminem and Leonardo DiCaprio would be the one that
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 7: you'd be like, why are you even?
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 3: They don't leave, they don't leave the house. Man. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 3: Eminem certainly. Yeah right all.
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 7: Right, well, h Nick Nick tell us talk about the special.
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 3: Uh yeah, man, it's on YouTube on my YouTube channel
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 3: just Nick Murphy Comedy. It's called Live in Tempe was
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 3: shot in Tampere's own tampm Prov Great Club. It's a
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 3: lot of fun. It's half an hour short and sweet.
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 3: Some fun jokes talk about election ship on there, talk
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 3: about retarded and uh it's a great pitch just so
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 3: there's some fun bits on there. Man. Yeah, I mean, listen, man,
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 3: people are people seem to be happy with. I'm happy
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 3: with how it came out. It looks really nice. It
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 3: was set up through a couple of mutual contacts that
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 3: were very good to me, and Michael Yo was the
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 3: main contact point on there. I don't know if you
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 3: guys know who that is. Yeah, comic, Okay.
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 1: I don't know who he is. Who is it?
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 3: From what he told me, he started out doing Chelsea
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 3: Lately stuff. He was like a guy they would bring
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 3: on Chelsea Handler, you know, oh yeah, yeah. He was
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 3: doing a lot of stuff with her show, and from
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 3: there decided to get into stand up comedy and has
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 3: been rocking out. I think he's like thirteen years in
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 3: or something like that, he told me. But he put
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 3: a thing out like a year ago and that went crazy,
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 3: so they gave him another one. But he was like,
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 3: he's like the nicest guy in the world. He was like,
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 3: we got eight cameras on this thing. I don't want
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 3: it to just be me. Let's get some other guy.
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 3: So this guy, Josh Sandoval, who has been paired with us,
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 3: he hit him up and was like, who do you
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 3: think we could do? He's like, give Murphy half an hour,
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 3: so I would do thirty and then Mike would close
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 3: it with forty five. But it was all the same. Shoot.
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 3: It's very cool setup.
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 1: So it's gonna look sick.
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 3: It looks very sick. Yeah, I'm very grateful that they
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 3: tapped me to do that. So give it a watch.
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 3: It's a lot of fun. It's doing I mean, solid numbers,
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 3: I guess for guy with no fall so far, but
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 3: I think I think it could go. And I love
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 3: your fan base. Every time I do shows with you. Yeah,
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 3: we rock out in the beginning.
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 7: If you've ever seen me perform in Atlanta, you've seen
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 7: Nick as well.
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 3: It's the best. The barstool guys are freaks, but in
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 3: the best way. Go check out Nick Murphy comedy. What's
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 3: the name of the Special Life from Live and Temping?
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 3: Nick Murphy Live and Tempy, That's the name of it.
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 1: How long is your pressed to her? Where are you going?
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 3: I mean, you're you're looking at it? Brother, I was.
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 3: I was briefly dming with Kevin. I had mentioned that. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 3: but I mean I'm sure that guy's busy as hell,
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 3: so I don't know. But yeah, I have no clue
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 3: due a little of KFC radio. Yeah, I don't know.
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 1: You guys would tell me that would definitely be worth it.
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, worth it to me. I don't know if it
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 3: would be worth it to him.
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 1: It definitely would. They're great well, but.
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 3: But he he reposted one of my jokes that's where
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 3: that started, which I was also very grateful for, which
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 3: was very cool. So uh yeah, man, just happy to
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 3: be here. This is a sick office. Man.
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 1: How much there's that side of the room then this
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 1: side of the room.
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 3: Have you guys argued about that because I argued about
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 3: that as well. I mean they're like nice like chairs.
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  Speaker 1: I guess fristan set that's we we're not even allowed
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  Speaker 1: to touch it.
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  Speaker 3: Well, Francis should just sit over there. He's like the
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 3: therapist or something for everybody else. And then and then
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 3: you guys lay down on the couch. Yeah, you know,
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 3: it's not a bad idea. Prescribe you some drugs, but
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 3: then you're the therapist that also is take you. Yeah,
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 3: that's the stuff. Yeah, this is awesome and it's great
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 3: to meet you toobe. Yeah, man, I appreciate it, Thank you.
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 1: Thanks, that was fun.
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 7: Yeah, we'll see you guys on Thursday, goodbye.
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