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Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 32 - The Man in the Hat · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: Bro, you're uh, your hair is getting longer and you're
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  Speaker 1: getting older every day. I know.
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  Speaker 5: I feel exhausted right now. I know, but you don't
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  Speaker 5: get the lights. You need less light or more light
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  Speaker 5: making me hot and tired.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you've been You've been getting tired, though.
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  Speaker 5: I know it's because I'm not moving my body enough
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  Speaker 5: to say I'm gonna go to the gym and just
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  Speaker 5: go beast mode.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna call bullshit on that one.
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  Speaker 5: Now. I'm going right after this end.
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  Speaker 1: So I could see you going beast mode, but not
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  Speaker 1: at the gym.
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  Speaker 5: I'm going to the gym and I'm going beast mode.
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  Speaker 1: I could see you flipping out on an Uber driver
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  Speaker 1: or something like that. I canna see you fucking getting
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  Speaker 1: pissed off at the person who's making your food, saying
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  Speaker 1: they're not doing a good enough job. Somebody who's making
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  Speaker 1: less than a minimum wage who's working for tips. I
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  Speaker 1: can see you going beast mode on them. No at
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  Speaker 1: the gym chest day for real? Hell yes, give us
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  Speaker 1: the splitch bro. I'm thinking. I'm thinking about five sets
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  Speaker 1: of twelve on an incline medium weight to kind of
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  Speaker 1: warm the fuck up.
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  Speaker 5: Now, I do push ups to warm up really on
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  Speaker 5: a decline, No, I'll do I usually start off with
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  Speaker 5: fifty push ups. Well, usually I start off with ten
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  Speaker 5: minutes on the incline treadmill, get the blood flowing.
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  Speaker 1: I love that. I get talking to sprint full sprint, and.
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  Speaker 5: Then I get into a good uh fifty push ups, however,
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  Speaker 5: I want to break that up, and then I go
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  Speaker 5: to the bench. Five sets of five maybe three sets
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  Speaker 5: of eight, okay, see, and then I usually go three
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  Speaker 5: and then usually I'm pushing myself so much by that
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  Speaker 5: point that I really only need, like, I'll hit the incline,
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  Speaker 5: dumbell three sets of twelve maybe ude.
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  Speaker 1: The thing is, if you're doing anything more than twelve reps,
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  Speaker 1: it's time to go up and wait. You're not doing
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  Speaker 1: your body any favors. If you're doing fifteen.
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  Speaker 5: I don't get to twelve though. It is a thing.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you got to go to failure.
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  Speaker 5: It's usually to failure when I go to those, I
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  Speaker 5: fucking love failure. So I'll usually do three sets of
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  Speaker 5: that and then maybe I'll do something with cables or something,
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  Speaker 5: you know, just get the interpacts worked. Fuck yeah, definition we're.
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  Speaker 1: Not cord cutters over here, bro. We love working the cables.
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  Speaker 5: And then I'll hit tries, maybe a little shoulders too.
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  Speaker 5: Don't over don't overwork yourself. It's a push day, brother.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gonna be a great push day, but you
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  Speaker 1: want to give yourself at least a fucking day of
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  Speaker 1: recovery afterwards.
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  Speaker 5: You don't know shit about a push day, bro.
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  Speaker 1: I'm about to fucking push you off the fucking ledge
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  Speaker 1: right now. Actually, no, I'm not. Because I have respect
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  Speaker 1: for you. I have the utmost respect for you. Thank you,
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  Speaker 1: because I saw you do stand up comedy this past
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  Speaker 1: weekend and it was my first time seen it and
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  Speaker 1: it was awesome.
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  Speaker 5: Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: I appreciate it. Doesn't sound like you appreciate it. That
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  Speaker 1: was just a fucking half assed appreciation. No, it would
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  Speaker 1: be fun gushing in appreciation. It was fun, it was.
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  Speaker 5: A good show. It was late. Yeah, I still haven't
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  Speaker 5: recovered from that, Yeah, just from staying up that late.
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  Speaker 5: It was a late show started at midnight. I think
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  Speaker 5: I went on around one.
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  Speaker 1: That was a long ass time. But you were shipping
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  Speaker 1: on the You were the best comic I saw that
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  Speaker 1: night or in that show, please in that show?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, easily. I didn't see any of the I didn't.
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  Speaker 5: All I saw was type of sounds. He was good,
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  Speaker 5: very famous in New York, very famous in New York.
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  Speaker 5: I saw him, and I saw like a second of
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  Speaker 5: Ryan Long. But then we left. Then we got the
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  Speaker 5: fuck out of there to get over to the cellar,
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  Speaker 5: you know, how the fuck it is over to the cellar,
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  Speaker 5: just to get more into the scene. Yeah, shoot the
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  Speaker 5: ship with.
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  Speaker 1: A z's what was his ease? What was his easy?
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  Speaker 1: Dumb ass saying?
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  Speaker 5: Oh what was that?
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  Speaker 1: Someone just said, fuck your life outside, bro? What the
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  Speaker 1: fuck is that all about? Lock the fucking door.
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  Speaker 5: That's creepy.
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  Speaker 1: Lock you lock the door, bro, that's the last thing
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  Speaker 1: we need. I'm trying to burst in here and fuck
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  Speaker 1: our lives.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't want my life fucked. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: We're just getting in the swing of the car. We're
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  Speaker 1: just we're just getting our foot in the comedy scene
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  Speaker 1: in New York.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, we don't just get ourselves fucked. We actually he
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  Speaker 5: stand wants to do a live podcast there and I
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  Speaker 5: told them we would do it.
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  Speaker 1: No, bro, don't do that.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, why.
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  Speaker 1: Because can they stop fucking enough out there?
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  Speaker 5: Hell is that we're fucking recording in here? Fucking when
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  Speaker 5: we're recording. I don't want anyone within one hundred feet
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  Speaker 5: of the.
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  Speaker 1: Studio, seriously, especially screamers like that. Yeah, people who uh
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  Speaker 1: relentlessly make everything about themselves.
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  Speaker 5: I want to hear as an intern and I want
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  Speaker 5: them to bring me a diet coke right now.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we need more interns. We need people that we
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  Speaker 1: can want to load up the team. Yeah, we need
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  Speaker 1: a fucking deepest.
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  Speaker 5: I want someone to be wiping my ass while I'm
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  Speaker 5: after I'm shitting.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like a night and a wet nurse, like a
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  Speaker 1: fucking you know. That's what Britney Renner was, but before
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  Speaker 1: she became a horror on line.
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  Speaker 5: No, I don't know who Britney Renner is. You don't
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  Speaker 5: know she a porn star?
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  Speaker 1: Oh and do you know who?
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  Speaker 6: Uh?
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  Speaker 1: Do explain her to Owen. She's like the top trap.
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  Speaker 1: She's like the top woman. Trap. She's like the top
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  Speaker 1: trapper of women who traps men. She's a go what
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  Speaker 1: the hell does that mean? She traps She has babies
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  Speaker 1: by NBA players, gets half of their salary for the rest.
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  Speaker 5: Of the on like no Jumper.
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  Speaker 1: Uh maybe, but she's more famous than even though Jump.
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  Speaker 1: She wrote a book.
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  Speaker 5: Oh is it good?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's fantastic, but it's not really inspiring.
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  Speaker 5: It's more like, uh, she's a Finesser.
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  Speaker 1: She's a finesser, and she's the Michael Jordan of finessing.
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  Speaker 1: She's the one that Coach Prime had out to see
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  Speaker 1: his team and he was like, watch out for girls
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  Speaker 1: like this because they'll try to steal all your money.
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  Speaker 5: He did that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he like dangled her in front of it and
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  Speaker 1: speech though I think that she She just came back
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  Speaker 1: on his podcast today. Really they talked more about it,
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  Speaker 1: but she said that, uh, that's what she used to
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  Speaker 1: be a nurse for for like old folks, right when
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  Speaker 1: she got out of college. And then she was like,
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  Speaker 1: this shit sucks. I'm gonna stop wiping eighty year old's
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  Speaker 1: asses and I'm gonna start fucking.
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  Speaker 5: Fucking popping her books called Judge.
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  Speaker 8: This cover and the cover is a nude of her. Wow,
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  Speaker 8: do you get it? I do explain it.
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  Speaker 5: She's naked and she wants people to judge her naked body.
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  Speaker 5: But you know how people are like donated online. Don't
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  Speaker 5: judge a book by its cover. Is that a cupcake
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  Speaker 5: on her ass? That's an apple?
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  Speaker 1: She's got an apple in her ass.
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  Speaker 5: I would have gone with a cupcake. Yeah, that would
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  Speaker 5: have been, well, that's your book, let's get her on
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  Speaker 5: the pod. We probably could think a cupcake on the
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  Speaker 5: ass would have been a little more tasteful.
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  Speaker 1: A little bit more on brand, a little something more sweet. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Apple kind of has this forbidden fruit connotation, and you're
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  Speaker 1: obviously not forbidden if you're just fucking everybody.
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  Speaker 5: How many kids does she have?
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  Speaker 1: I know she just there's like this guy PJ. Washington,
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  Speaker 1: who she just I don't even know if he's on
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  Speaker 1: his second contract, but she got an astronomical amount of
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  Speaker 1: money from him, like two million dollars a year for
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  Speaker 1: twenty years or something like that. And he's not going
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  Speaker 1: to be in the NBA that long.
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  Speaker 5: Why would people like fuck her if they knew that
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  Speaker 5: was going to happen.
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  Speaker 8: Because she studied from porn star Tiana Trump. She's like
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  Speaker 8: very some techniques.
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  Speaker 1: She's smart and calculating. Like her point is like this
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  Speaker 1: game's going to try to take advantage of me, So
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to take advantage of the game.
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  Speaker 5: Weird, do you expect that would probably like last one
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  Speaker 5: time and the people be like, I'm not gonna associate
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  Speaker 5: with you.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you'd think that.
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  Speaker 5: You think that people's like a master gas lighter.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe, or like her history always repeats itself, Like when
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  Speaker 1: she was talking to Jackson State Don's team, people were
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  Speaker 1: just like, she's just like picking her next victim.
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  Speaker 5: So if you have to pay someone two million dollars
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  Speaker 5: for twenty years a year, what if you can't pay that,
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  Speaker 5: do you do to go to jail? I think you're
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  Speaker 5: definitely get in trouble or something where like all your
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  Speaker 5: future money goes to her. Or do you think she
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  Speaker 5: would just like cut it off and be like she
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  Speaker 5: probably wouldn't want to send the dude to prison. I
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  Speaker 5: don't know she doesn't need two million dollars every year.
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  Speaker 1: But I think she's gonna get it. And I think
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  Speaker 1: what's crazy. She could get it from another dude and
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  Speaker 1: like this guy is gonna have to give her two
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  Speaker 1: million dollars no matter what. But like she could go
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  Speaker 1: have another kid from somebody else and get a whole
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  Speaker 1: other two million dollars.
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  Speaker 5: Do you think her kids are gonna hate her? No?
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  Speaker 1: I think that they're gonna be pretty happy that they're
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  Speaker 1: so fucking rich.
• 9:45
  Speaker 5: Wall You guys want to hear the list of x'es. Sure?
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  Speaker 5: Does she have a kid with all of them? I
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  Speaker 5: don't know, Ben Simmons, Trey Songs, Jamal Murray, Trey Songs,
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  Speaker 5: litl loosey vert?
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  Speaker 1: What do you know about Trey songs?
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  Speaker 5: Li? Drake James Hard? Is he Colin Kaepernick?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 5: Wow? PJ Washington?
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  Speaker 1: PJ Washington is the one she? Uh?
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  Speaker 5: She just fucked over her?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, So does she have a kid with Drake?
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  Speaker 1: No?
• 10:16
  Speaker 5: But Drake's ugly ass kids name.
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  Speaker 1: Shut the fuck up? Donnas will bitch slap you Bronas. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Will Donna's a is in the gym more than you.
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  Speaker 5: Are hiding a child? That that boy Come Home? That
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  Speaker 5: was like my favorite song for a while. Push Your T, Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: that was so good. Would you like about Pusher T
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  Speaker 5: so much? Because that song was a banger? Was it
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  Speaker 5: even a banger? Was it just like mean and illuminative.
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  Speaker 5: It's like goodass song?
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  Speaker 1: Was it?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah? You never heard it?
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  Speaker 1: I heard the song, but I don't know that.
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  Speaker 5: About your team Drake exactly. Do you like to have
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  Speaker 5: that picture of you and Drake that he posts on
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  Speaker 5: his Instagram? Like framed? No?
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  Speaker 1: Should I get it?
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  Speaker 5: Someone sent me that and I never see, Like, I
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  Speaker 5: know you did that interview with him, but I'd never
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  Speaker 5: seen the picture of you guys that he posted. And
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  Speaker 5: I was very taken aback when I got that sent
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  Speaker 5: to me.
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  Speaker 1: Why were you taking him back?
• 11:05
  Speaker 5: Because I was just like, damn, how many pictures do
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  Speaker 5: you have on Instagram?
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  Speaker 1: Probably only like ten or twelve or one of them
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  Speaker 1: if there was. If Drake had an advent calendar, I'd
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  Speaker 1: be one of the punchouts.
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  Speaker 5: Do you think if you asked him to call Hi
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  Speaker 5: the pod he would?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 5: No, have you taught? When was the last time he
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  Speaker 5: talked to him?
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  Speaker 1: Probably?
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  Speaker 5: Then? Yeah. Then he went and posted a picture of
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  Speaker 5: you guys together.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true he did.
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  Speaker 5: And what do you comment? Like the caption was like
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  Speaker 5: rowing baby to Prince. Yeah it was dude, he was
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  Speaker 5: loving me. He doesn't post pictures of a lot of people.
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  Speaker 5: I don't think he's ever even posted a picture with
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  Speaker 5: Drew Ski before.
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  Speaker 1: At the time, it was his most like picture too,
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  Speaker 1: just because his smile was so big, just because he
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  Speaker 1: was beaming so hard.
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  Speaker 5: It's got like over one hundred thousand likes and.
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  Speaker 1: At the time that was like that was some years ago,
• 11:47
  Speaker 1: but at the same time that was.
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  Speaker 5: His Uh was he that famous then?
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 10: He was?
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  Speaker 1: Insanely famous? He came to the press conference where we
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  Speaker 1: like talked to him, and there was like a fucking
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  Speaker 1: like maybe five hundred people just crowding outside hoping to
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  Speaker 1: get a glimpse of him, like he was the Pope. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Like they just came hearing that he had been there,
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  Speaker 1: and so like as we were, as he was just
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  Speaker 1: inside and everybody else was waiting outside, we kept on
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  Speaker 1: like sending out people with like coats over their head
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  Speaker 1: and they would like run through the crowd and the
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  Speaker 1: crow would start screaming and like running after them. Us
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  Speaker 1: battle Rappers fucked with that fucking crowd. Pretty good man.
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  Speaker 5: That's crazy. How long ago was this?
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  Speaker 1: Five years?
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  Speaker 5: Six years? He was still really famous, extremely famous. He'd
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  Speaker 5: already worked with Wan whoa. He was fucking This was
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  Speaker 5: when a fucking mimage manage. He'd been fucking a sad
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  Speaker 5: manage quite at that point. They linked up heavily at
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  Speaker 5: that point, and uh, I think it was when Views
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  Speaker 5: from the Six. He was like working on Views from
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  Speaker 5: the Six and it was right before, So this was
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  Speaker 5: after what's it called if you're reading this, it's too late?
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  Speaker 1: It was right before if you're reading this too late,
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  Speaker 1: But people didn't know if you're reading this too, it's
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  Speaker 1: too late was gonna come out.
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  Speaker 5: So I think that, in my opinion, that's the album
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  Speaker 5: that brought him to the next level.
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  Speaker 1: I think that I think that might have been his
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  Speaker 1: best album too. I thought that album was incredible.
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  Speaker 5: That's the only album I really listened to. But I
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  Speaker 5: listened to every single song.
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  Speaker 1: Dude. But I was with some of his producers when
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  Speaker 1: I was in Toronto that time, and they're like, dude, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I think Drake's going to retire after after Views from
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  Speaker 1: the Six. Like, I think he's just gonna like start
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  Speaker 1: being an actor or something and just completely pivot off
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  Speaker 1: of music.
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  Speaker 5: Well, because that's what he wanted to do, right, he
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  Speaker 5: was a kid actor.
• 13:23
  Speaker 1: I think he could have pivoted to being an actor too.
• 13:25
  Speaker 1: But It's like, why would you ever quit making music
• 13:27
  Speaker 1: when people pay you fucking like hundreds of millions of
• 13:31
  Speaker 1: dollars a year to do it? Yeah, making music is
• 13:33
  Speaker 1: the best profession, is it? I guess construction is pretty
• 13:37
  Speaker 1: fucking sweet. You get to work outside.
• 13:39
  Speaker 5: I feel like I feel like six. If you're a
• 13:42
  Speaker 5: good enough actor, it's not like all you gotta do
• 13:44
  Speaker 5: is like memorized lines.
• 13:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you have to become a good enough actor
• 13:48
  Speaker 1: at that point to he's a good actor, Drake. Yeah,
• 13:50
  Speaker 1: he was on it when he was on he was
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: on us now right, and he was hilarious.
• 13:54
  Speaker 5: He's hilarious. Yeah, he's good in those State Farm commercials.
• 13:57
  Speaker 1: He's a very good actor.
• 13:58
  Speaker 5: He's He's like, I Drake from State Farm. Now she
• 14:02
  Speaker 5: cracked me out that shit. Fucking you know, he's a
• 14:03
  Speaker 5: terrible actor, Patrick Mahomes.
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's terrible.
• 14:06
  Speaker 5: He was awful in that ad.
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: He's not good. You know who is a good actor, though,
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: Blake Griffin. You ever see Blake Griffon?
• 14:11
  Speaker 5: I have I have. Did you think the tank hates him? Why?
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: Okay, right? He stinks for the nets. He got pulled
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: from the rotation for the nets.
• 14:19
  Speaker 5: Frank the Tank roasted his ass id He yeah, person,
• 14:23
  Speaker 5: he did. Yeah, you've never seen that video. I don't know.
• 14:27
  Speaker 5: Frank the Tank goes up to him and he's like,
• 14:28
  Speaker 5: I don't think you're that good anymore. I think he
• 14:32
  Speaker 5: says he's like seventy five percent as good as he
• 14:34
  Speaker 5: used to be.
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: That's where Frank says, yeah, I guess that's fair. Yeah,
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: people aren't going to stay at there peak player.
• 14:39
  Speaker 5: Everyone hated it. I fucking bet yeah. Imagine if someone
• 14:43
  Speaker 5: said that to you better.
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: He can't.
• 14:45
  Speaker 5: People do say that to me all the time.
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: He's regressed though, he's like older guy. He's an older guy.
• 14:50
  Speaker 5: Now he should start taking steroids. You know who's old
• 14:52
  Speaker 5: Lebron James and he's the greatest of all time.
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true. He hasn't regressed at all because his
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: fucking work ethic.
• 14:58
  Speaker 5: You know who's you know who's old Tom, greatest of
• 15:01
  Speaker 5: all time.
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: He hasn't regressed either. I need to get in a
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: fucking hyper beart.
• 15:04
  Speaker 5: No, he hasn't.
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: Bro, Shut the fuck up, bro talk about the goat.
• 15:08
  Speaker 5: Brady will be lucky if you ever even sees another
• 15:11
  Speaker 5: ring that's coming.
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: As a fucking Patch fan, I know you're a fucking
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: Mac Jones fan. No, we should have fucking Mac Jones
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: on the fucking pod.
• 15:18
  Speaker 5: I would take a bullet for Brady, really, I'm a
• 15:21
  Speaker 5: big Brady fan.
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: Lest your top three quarterbacks that you would take a
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: bullet for right now?
• 15:25
  Speaker 5: Tom Brady, Johnny Manziel and Mike Vic.
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: What is it about Manziell and Vic? Obviously, Brady's the goat.
• 15:35
  Speaker 5: Brady's the goat, Manzell is just a beast, and Vic
• 15:40
  Speaker 5: good guy.
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: He rehabbed his image.
• 15:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he's a good guy and he's yes mobile, bro,
• 15:47
  Speaker 5: He's just like one example of someone who can make
• 15:49
  Speaker 5: some mistakes in life and come back.
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: Dude, who among us hasn't he.
• 15:53
  Speaker 5: Didn't let those mistakes to find him as a person.
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: You know that. There's also there's just as many sinners.
• 15:57
  Speaker 5: He was murdering those dogs. There's just as many sinners
• 16:01
  Speaker 5: as saints in church, bro, Yeah, exactly, And people should.
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: Fucking take note of that shit. That's real.
• 16:07
  Speaker 5: People should start going to church. We should turn this
• 16:09
  Speaker 5: into a Catholic podcast.
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: Or just like churches in general, because there's other are
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: we talking about.
• 16:14
  Speaker 5: Priests molesting children?
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: You think they're still doing that shit?
• 16:18
  Speaker 5: Dude, they just had like a didn't they just come
• 16:20
  Speaker 5: out with like three hundred thousand priests or some shit
• 16:24
  Speaker 5: like France. There was some big thing in France. Probably
• 16:27
  Speaker 5: wasn't three hundred thousand, but there was some big thing
• 16:29
  Speaker 5: in France, like a bunch of victims and priests.
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: They got some fucking nerve still doing that.
• 16:34
  Speaker 5: Shit, dude, It's crazy, And they don't get fired. They
• 16:36
  Speaker 5: just get relocated to like ye put on sickly if
• 16:39
  Speaker 5: and they send them over to the Vatican City, which
• 16:41
  Speaker 5: is like what I never understood that. Have we talked
• 16:43
  Speaker 5: about this? Yes, yes, yeah we have.
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: We can't stop talking about it. But that doesn't mean
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: we are going to stop talking about We're gonna be
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: sucking spotlight on these pussies.
• 16:49
  Speaker 5: All I was gonna say is, I still don't understand
• 16:51
  Speaker 5: why you'd get sent to the Vatican if you like misbehaved,
• 16:53
  Speaker 5: because the Vatican's way better than like working out a
• 16:56
  Speaker 5: church in some local town in Massachusetts.
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: I mean, it probably does for them a little bit,
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: but like it should suck way more than it does.
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: They're probably just walking around like.
• 17:04
  Speaker 5: Oh, I forget how it goes. I'm into church and
• 17:14
  Speaker 5: so long are you about to go fucking with temple recently?
• 17:17
  Speaker 5: How's temple good? Do they have go filter fish? I
• 17:21
  Speaker 5: don't know if that is it's a Jewish fish. Well,
• 17:23
  Speaker 5: we don't really uh discriminate among fishes.
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: Y'all eat all fishes. No, do Italians eat more fish?
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: Or do Jewish people eat more fish?
• 17:32
  Speaker 5: I have no idea. I would assume neither. Do Italian
• 17:35
  Speaker 5: people eat fish?
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like seven fish meal that they have for
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: their Christmas Christmas they have like seven different kinds of fish.
• 17:41
  Speaker 5: Gross.
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: That is gross.
• 17:43
  Speaker 5: I love fish, but for some reason, planning a whole
• 17:45
  Speaker 5: meal around seven different fish.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: Loading them all on top of your own on your stomach,
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: Like I don't want to have two different fish inside
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: of me swimming around at the same time.
• 17:53
  Speaker 5: What do you have for dinner on Christmas? I feel
• 17:55
  Speaker 5: like Christmas dinner is like a is not good. It's
• 17:58
  Speaker 5: never good for some reason.
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: It's ham and it sucks.
• 18:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, ham is bad. Yeah, ham sucks.
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: Ham is like a good idea in the nineteen fifties
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: or something, when you like couldn't get other meats.
• 18:08
  Speaker 5: It's like they you just have worse Thanksgiving dinner?
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, or yeah they replaced turkey with ham, and
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: it's just like too thick or like too salty, or
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: like cutting little triangles up it, and it's fucking dumb.
• 18:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I feel like I mean, Thanksgiving is based solely
• 18:23
  Speaker 5: around the turkey and the meal. That's like what Thanksgiving is,
• 18:27
  Speaker 5: It's spelled all about the dinner. I feel like Christmas
• 18:29
  Speaker 5: you should just be able to have some like lobster
• 18:30
  Speaker 5: or some steak, something awesome, something good.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: And no one's ever had a steak for any Yeah,
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: tacos for Christmas would be fucking sweet, wants ham at all,
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: but I feel like they make you have it no
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: matter what. I do. Not like traditions. Traditions are just
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: people making themselves do something shitty because their parents also
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: did something shitty. Like oh, it's tradition that we go
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: over fucking Lisa's house and wear fucking stupid sweaters and pajamas. Lisa,
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: you bitch, Yes, fuck Lisa hard, so they are never
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: fucking ugly pajamas like that shit does not make any sense.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: I do not want to participate in any traditions. How
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: about a new tradition where I get to enjoy technology
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: and stop singing an old lang Syon while a fucking
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: candle burns wax all over my hand.
• 19:09
  Speaker 5: Bro I like Christmas. I don't know, you seem to
• 19:11
  Speaker 5: hate it. Do you hate Santa Claus too?
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: He's fat?
• 19:17
  Speaker 5: He's fat, and for no fucking reason, he's not even
• 19:19
  Speaker 5: jacked fat. Did you see the Colorado tweet the Colorado
• 19:22
  Speaker 5: Police tweet where they like gave they gave Santa Claus
• 19:26
  Speaker 5: Like it was like a picture of like some dude
• 19:27
  Speaker 5: dressed up as Santa Claus and he's like getting his
• 19:29
  Speaker 5: his like open carry license. Yeah, and they like tweeted
• 19:34
  Speaker 5: it and they were like and like people were so mad.
• 19:37
  Speaker 5: But if you just like shot all the reindeer, I
• 19:39
  Speaker 5: don't know why they would do that. And then did
• 19:41
  Speaker 5: you see the video of them arresting the Grinch the police?
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: I did. That's the one I saw with them arresting
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: the Grinch the grit. First off, the Grinch will fucking
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: break out. Yeah, the Grinch is more devious than the Joker.
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: He'll be out in the fucking ball of smoke. But
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: I'd love to see Santa just in like a hunting
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: post with fucking Sydney Wells and White Sox day fucking
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: shooting like a twelve point Rudolph. That would be nice,
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: just a beautiful ass Rudolph. Also like Santa Claus should
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: look like Dan Bill's Ai. And we should update the
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: fucking body goals of Santa Claus because I feel like
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: he was invented at a time where you had to
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: be fat to be seen as prosperous, Like people had
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: to be like rosy and fucking chubby to show that
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: they had enough money to eat. Now, the way that
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: we signified is you should be like either skinny or
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: fucking jacked, but not a fat ass.
• 20:27
  Speaker 5: They should he should be built like Pete Davidson, covered
• 20:31
  Speaker 5: in tattoos. It just circles under his eyes, just fucking
• 20:34
  Speaker 5: really tired.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: I mean that's more a more realistic Santa. He fucking
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: stays up all night, fucking the year. Yeah, he's probably
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: looking at his phone reading everybody's lists off.
• 20:44
  Speaker 5: I wouldn't be surprised if they're like a whole like
• 20:46
  Speaker 5: sexual misconduct thing came out about Santa Claus.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: Having all these little kids sit on his lap.
• 20:52
  Speaker 5: Creep. Yeah, erv just getting a little chody boner in
• 20:56
  Speaker 5: his little fat velvet suit.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: Figure your shit out. He's fat dick san and definitely
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: he's chowed it out to the fucking side.
• 21:03
  Speaker 5: I think he just doesn't have a dick because like
• 21:05
  Speaker 5: it isn't he's a myth, right, and he's not a human.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: But he's got a wife who seemed very satisfied he
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: doesn't and having a chody dick kind of lends itself
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: to satisfaction.
• 21:18
  Speaker 5: If he's a myth, dude, there's a chance that he's
• 21:19
  Speaker 5: just got nothing. He doesn't he's he's obviously he's not
• 21:21
  Speaker 5: human because he's existed for thousands of years. There's a
• 21:24
  Speaker 5: chance that it's just bear down there. We need to
• 21:26
  Speaker 5: go to no one knows if he peas.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: Let's go to the mall and dick check all the
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: santas and just see how they're see how they're packing.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: I know we should it probably would. His package is
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: probably too messy to fit in your hands. His package
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: is probably like some fucking sloppy ass cranberry sauce. He
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: got to grab it and it just smushes down like
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: a can, a full can of cranberry sauce. What are
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: he's sliding around.
• 21:50
  Speaker 5: On hangled up in the wires. Should we do an ad?
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we should do a fucking ad. Bro. I'm trying
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: to pay some fucking bills around here, Bro, trying to
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: pay these fucking bills. Man, you know how the fuck
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: it is.
• 22:04
  Speaker 5: Get our minds right.
• 22:05
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• 22:31
  Speaker 5: Bro, I'm off of that shit. Yeah, this is no
• 22:33
  Speaker 5: longer a comedy podcast.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: This is that new shit.
• 22:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah that shit was cringe.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: This shit is about Santa Claus.
• 22:39
  Speaker 5: This weekend, Owen was on mushrooms. Okay, this weekend, Owen
• 22:45
  Speaker 5: was tripping on mushrooms like way too much. He was
• 22:47
  Speaker 5: freaking the fuck out. And he comes up to me
• 22:49
  Speaker 5: and his eyes are just like wide open and he's like, dude,
• 22:53
  Speaker 5: I just thought of something. And I was like what,
• 22:54
  Speaker 5: And he's like, we need to kill Joe Rogan and
• 22:57
  Speaker 5: I was like, why would we do that? He's like, Bro,
• 22:59
  Speaker 5: we killed Joe Rogan and it's us and call her
• 23:00
  Speaker 5: daddy at the top of the charts every week.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: I mean, let's go through each other. Spotify wrapped, where
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: was Where was rogies on your on your Spotify rap four?
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: Here's three?
• 23:10
  Speaker 5: Oh mine? Really? Where is you on yours? I listened
• 23:14
  Speaker 5: on Apple to podcasts. Uh good, good, Well, it was
• 23:19
  Speaker 5: just concerned by how many people we had listening on
• 23:21
  Speaker 5: that on it was like thirty two million listeners. Yeah,
• 23:26
  Speaker 5: it's crazy that when we do this podcast, thirty two
• 23:28
  Speaker 5: million people are listening every week, every single week.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: That is so many's that place?
• 23:35
  Speaker 5: No, that that was like mind blowing. I did not
• 23:38
  Speaker 5: expect it to be.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: You know, that's almost a tenth of the US population.
• 23:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's insane. So if like we're getting thirty two million,
• 23:44
  Speaker 5: okay it' said we had thirty two million listeners, We're
• 23:47
  Speaker 5: in one hundred and seventy six countries, and we had
• 23:50
  Speaker 5: four hundred and forty three million streams and we only
• 23:53
  Speaker 5: have what thirty episodes? Yeah, this is thirty two I
• 23:56
  Speaker 5: think that's thirty three.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: Can pivn bro.
• 24:01
  Speaker 5: So that's crazy because like, I don't know, Like I
• 24:04
  Speaker 5: just can't imagine how many like Joe Rogan or call
• 24:06
  Speaker 5: her dad he gets if we get thirty two million
• 24:07
  Speaker 5: in an episode?
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: Who uh?
• 24:10
  Speaker 5: Who?
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: Who else was on your five? Who else was on
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: your top podcast?
• 24:14
  Speaker 5: Mine was Cometown was number one, Tim Dillon was number two,
• 24:19
  Speaker 5: Tiny Mee Kang was number three, Joe Rogan was number four,
• 24:22
  Speaker 5: and then like a fan like a fan was number five?
• 24:24
  Speaker 5: What the fuck is a fan like a fan? Sound machine?
• 24:27
  Speaker 5: Oh that you sleep too?
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fucking weird.
• 24:29
  Speaker 8: I like, I was working off Tomtown, Matt and Shane
• 24:32
  Speaker 8: Anus Boy Dad DP show Fuck You.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: DP was one for me too, got to loulously pleasure.
• 24:39
  Speaker 5: I watch him on YouTube, listened to The boss Man.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: See if he's fucking rolling any heads around here? See
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: who's on the fucking chopping block? I love to see
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: that office drama DP.
• 24:51
  Speaker 5: Matt and Jane a Port was number one. Yes, dude, bro,
• 24:54
  Speaker 5: he was also my number one. I threw him, what
• 24:57
  Speaker 5: you're kidding?
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: What do you mean? Whos never?
• 25:00
  Speaker 5: Are you guys sabotaging the podcast on purpose?
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: What are you talking about?
• 25:04
  Speaker 5: Dude? You should not be listening to him on Spotify
• 25:06
  Speaker 5: he listened to it on like SoundCloud or some ship.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: His was yours was? You didn't even have Son of
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: a Boy Dad on yours?
• 25:12
  Speaker 5: Because I don't listen to my own podcast.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: So how are you sabotaging us?
• 25:16
  Speaker 5: I'm not listening to Barstool Sports podcasts, Bro.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: I also have million dollars worth of game on there.
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: You Jesus Christ, Well, you're a bigot. Whoa you are, bro?
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: If you're not listening to million dollars worth of game,
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: that's bigoted.
• 25:27
  Speaker 5: No, it's not their live show looked fucking and I
• 25:29
  Speaker 5: do listen to it. I listened to it on YouTube
• 25:31
  Speaker 5: as one. Should you watch it on YouTube? Yeah? Did
• 25:35
  Speaker 5: you see them dance with the midget strippers?
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: I thought that was old? Was it from there? They
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: just do it every Should they bring out that they
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: ran messages? Did they bring out.
• 25:45
  Speaker 5: The LPs city I'm not sure if you ought to
• 25:48
  Speaker 5: say that, I'm more the LPs and don't cut that ship.
• 25:52
  Speaker 5: I want people to know that. They want people to
• 25:54
  Speaker 5: hear it that.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: I said midget whoa? Whoa? Come on, you're bigoted? SaaS,
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: congratulations you are no longer a bigot. Owen has the
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: bigoted crown right now.
• 26:05
  Speaker 5: Isn't it in Zo's Twitter handle?
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: And he's allowed to say it. That's like you, like,
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: didn't Lebron say the N word?
• 26:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, let's think, let's use our heads for a second.
• 26:15
  Speaker 5: Let's use our fucking We're not the ones that's gonna
• 26:17
  Speaker 5: get fucking canceled. So what were yours?
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: DP? Matt and Chain Jet Rogie's a million dollars worth
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: the game Colmtown.
• 26:28
  Speaker 5: You don't even listen to Cumptown.
• 26:29
  Speaker 6: Bro.
• 26:29
  Speaker 5: You're not a cummy. You're not a comboy, a combucket,
• 26:33
  Speaker 5: you're not a comboy.
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: Those guys are funny though. Yeah, a cute little.
• 26:36
  Speaker 5: Shop they're running over there.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: Why do they make two billion dollars a month off
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: Patreon or something like that. They got the GDP of
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: Guatemala and their fucking Patreon.
• 26:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, good guys, it's pretty cool.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: It's sick with the fucking uh CIA did to fucking
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: Guatemala though, what they do? They fucking started an uprising
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: at a banana factory right there, really to like save
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: our fucking our fruit markets or some bullshit in like.
• 26:59
  Speaker 5: They what so they just royd Guatemala for the US.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: Based on so we could keep on getting bana.
• 27:04
  Speaker 5: Sounds like the CIA, doesn't it.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, fucking typical or cheap.
• 27:08
  Speaker 5: Yesterday I was ordering groceries online, not really ordering some snacks.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: And what snacks did you get?
• 27:13
  Speaker 5: Don't worry about it.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: You have to pop tarts?
• 27:16
  Speaker 5: No, Yeah, you wathans? Whaans you get?
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: Wh wheat thins? Whathans?
• 27:25
  Speaker 5: I got withans and uh and Apple's were a dollar
• 27:30
  Speaker 5: twenty nine. Banana was sixty nine cents.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: It's insane.
• 27:34
  Speaker 5: Explain that to me. How does that make any fucking
• 27:36
  Speaker 5: how does that make sense?
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: Because we're committing genocide in other countries as the bananas. Yeah,
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: bananas shouldn't be something that we have to like go
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: to war for just plants, some banana trees or something.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: I think we just had a bloodlust. I think we
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: were just thirsty for war and we're like, we'll go
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: to war with bananas.
• 27:51
  Speaker 5: I was watching drone strike videos yesterday.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: What music was it set to?
• 27:56
  Speaker 5: None? It was just raw footage?
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 27:57
  Speaker 5: Really crazy?
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: Well, so there was no sound. Then no, there was sound,
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: so they must have added this sound after.
• 28:02
  Speaker 5: No, it wasn't. It wasn't. It wasn't POV from the drone.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: It wasn't infra red footage.
• 28:07
  Speaker 5: No, it was POV from the troops.
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: Makes you wonder how the troops knew that there was going.
• 28:11
  Speaker 5: To be a drone strike because they called it in. Okay,
• 28:14
  Speaker 5: it wasn't even a drone. Actually, it was just like
• 28:16
  Speaker 5: a bombing.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: Or you're just watching bombings. It was like it could
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: have watched your stand up set, bro.
• 28:23
  Speaker 5: It came and I recommend it, and it was like
• 28:26
  Speaker 5: it was funny, or it wasn't funny, it was devastating funny.
• 28:29
  Speaker 5: How well, it was just like weird, Like they're they're
• 28:32
  Speaker 5: like blowing up these like Taliban snipers. They're like that'll
• 28:35
  Speaker 5: teach us not to mess with the US, and they
• 28:40
  Speaker 5: just like kept on looking to the camera and like
• 28:41
  Speaker 5: saying shit like that. Yeah, clearly he's never met my guys.
• 28:46
  Speaker 5: As they like blow up a whole entire village of
• 28:49
  Speaker 5: innocent children.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: It's hard not to have a good ass catchphrase after
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: you drop them devastating bomb. Anything you say will have
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: an impact. Yeah, it doesn't even matter if you like
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: stumble and stutter into the camp or like the damage
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: has been done. Yeah, perfect way to cure a start.
• 29:04
  Speaker 5: Just said something completely unrelated or no, I guess, like
• 29:07
  Speaker 5: what would you say, Like you turn on the camera
• 29:08
  Speaker 5: and you're like, checkmate, wasted. Yeah, that's it.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: That's the type of ship James Bond is always on.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: Like he'll like chop off somebody's dome and he'll be like,
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: looks like they lost their head. Not going to lose
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: your head about it, Chap. They love. He loves to
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: have some pithy ship after he fucking kills somebody. Don't
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: spill your gutsold, Chap. Someone's intestines falling out all over
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: the place. I can't think time to keep a good
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: head on your show. You think that secret agents in
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: the US are really handsome or do you think that
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: they're like so plain that like in like borderline ugly
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: that nobody notices who they are? Like you think there's
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: like hot boys with like blue eyes being secret agents?
• 29:52
  Speaker 5: Well, I think they probably, but they have to be
• 29:54
  Speaker 5: in good shape, right, but like they can't be in
• 29:57
  Speaker 5: too good of shape, yeah they can.
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: You think that they have six yeah, or do you
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: think it's like functional, good shape six packs. I don't
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: think the secret agent has six packs. I think that'd
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: be a true giveaway if they were like walking around
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: and fucking.
• 30:10
  Speaker 5: Either walking around with like their shirts off.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: Maybe they are, though like tucking a fucking dude.
• 30:14
  Speaker 5: If you saw like a dude at the beach with
• 30:16
  Speaker 5: like his shirt off, he wouldn't be like he's a
• 30:18
  Speaker 5: secret agent.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but my like, for sure, my antennas would be
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: up though, what's going on here? Why is that guy
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: so fucking hot with such a small bikini?
• 30:28
  Speaker 5: True?
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: Like, if I saw James Bond walking off the beach
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: just looking absolutely shredded, I'd be like, something's up there.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: But if I just saw like a kind of in shape,
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: like flabby white guy who just had like thick ankles
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: like I wouldn't. I wouldn't be any of the wiser.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: That's a better secret agent. And the folks over at
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: Langley should know that. I'm surprised you never got tapped
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: to be a fucking secret agent, or at least coating
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: or some shit.
• 30:50
  Speaker 5: I know, dude, some people get recruited right out of
• 30:51
  Speaker 5: high school. Isn't that crazy?
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: That is crazy? What do they tell people? What do
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: they tell everybody?
• 30:56
  Speaker 5: I actually looked at a Reddit thread of this recently. Oh,
• 30:59
  Speaker 5: I have a whole thing to talk about with Reddit.
• 31:02
  Speaker 5: I looked at a Reddit thread this recently, and apparently
• 31:04
  Speaker 5: it's like it depends on what position you are in,
• 31:06
  Speaker 5: like the CIA or the FBI. But like a lot
• 31:07
  Speaker 5: of people, like I heard stories people being like, Oh,
• 31:10
  Speaker 5: my two neighbors, like we always thought that they were
• 31:12
  Speaker 5: like normal, like had normal jobs or the like, they
• 31:15
  Speaker 5: like a lot about their jobs, and they found out
• 31:16
  Speaker 5: that both of them were in the CIA. No way. Yeah,
• 31:18
  Speaker 5: like they told them after they retired that they.
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: Were like Russian spies or something.
• 31:21
  Speaker 5: Shit.
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: That's fucked crazy. My sister, uh, she like does like
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: naval surface warfare or some shit like that. And when
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: she was getting hired, they were like interviewing my parents,
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: like doing checks with my parents, and I was like,
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: oh fuck, they're gonna like call me up and do
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: a background check, Like they're gonna fucking have to ask me,
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: like if my sister's fit to be in it, And
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: they just never called. They probably like checked in my
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: file and they're like, this guy's a fucking stone are as.
• 31:46
  Speaker 5: We don't need to talk to him. If we even
• 31:48
  Speaker 5: talk to him, it'll probably just ruin the entire rop
• 31:51
  Speaker 5: well operational investigations.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so they just left me out. I never got
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: to find out about it. What were they? What were
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: the neighbors like, like remember that that showed the Americans
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: or whatever, and it was just like it was two
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: Russians basically spies who were just like sitting in their
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: house pretending to be good Americans. I wonder how often
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: that'sit's going on.
• 32:11
  Speaker 5: I think it happens more often than you think. Yeah,
• 32:14
  Speaker 5: like somewhat here could be in the CIA and this
• 32:16
  Speaker 5: could just be a front.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: What a fucking waste. Who do you think it would be?
• 32:21
  Speaker 5: I don't know, Pete dj TJ.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, if you're really good at computers, Quigs.
• 32:28
  Speaker 5: Maybe Quiggs could death now because Quigs would have been,
• 32:31
  Speaker 5: like I think he's done some things with the CIA
• 32:34
  Speaker 5: wouldn't approve of.
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: Do you think there's some funny ass people in the
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: CIA or do you think everybody's.
• 32:39
  Speaker 5: Just with his technology skills?
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he probably would have photoshopped like Saddam Hussein's face
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: onto George Bush or some goofy shit, some goofy shit
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: like that, some fucking goofy terroristic shit.
• 32:52
  Speaker 5: Dude. So when I was in like seventh grade, I
• 32:56
  Speaker 5: saw a ghost for the first time. Shut the fuck up,
• 33:00
  Speaker 5: do you guys believe in ghosts. No, no, okay, never mind,
• 33:06
  Speaker 5: all right, let's get into the story.
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, let's get into your occult shit. Well, I mean, I've.
• 33:10
  Speaker 5: Seen videos that was a crazy story.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: I've seen videos where people have been convinced there's a
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: ghost and I'm convinced there's not. But I've also seen
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: videos that are like pretty legit looking.
• 33:21
  Speaker 5: So I didn't even think this was a ghost at
• 33:22
  Speaker 5: the time. That was a person. So I was I
• 33:26
  Speaker 5: was sitting in my cousin's basement when I was in
• 33:28
  Speaker 5: like seventh grade. Okay, maybe it could have been sixth
• 33:30
  Speaker 5: or seventh or no, it could have been seventh or
• 33:32
  Speaker 5: eighth grade. And uh, we were sitting there and like
• 33:36
  Speaker 5: my cousins have their basement set up, so there's like
• 33:38
  Speaker 5: a finished side and there's like a door and there's
• 33:40
  Speaker 5: like a smaller unfinished side but like the furnaces and
• 33:42
  Speaker 5: all that shit, and uh, and the door to the
• 33:46
  Speaker 5: I was sitting, so I was like all the way
• 33:48
  Speaker 5: across the basement, but I could see the door to
• 33:50
  Speaker 5: the unfinished side and it's open, okay, And we're like
• 33:53
  Speaker 5: sitting there watching a movie, and I like look across
• 33:55
  Speaker 5: and I see a man standing at the door with
• 33:59
  Speaker 5: like his head peeking around the door, like around like
• 34:02
  Speaker 5: the doorframe, like looking at me. And he had like
• 34:06
  Speaker 5: a top hat on and like a suit. Oh that
• 34:09
  Speaker 5: is a ghost.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that that sound like?
• 34:11
  Speaker 5: And then no, you got to hear the whole story, okay,
• 34:13
  Speaker 5: And then uh, I like rubbed my eyes and he
• 34:17
  Speaker 5: was still there, and then like five seconds later, he
• 34:24
  Speaker 5: just walked away into the into the darkness.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: Did anyone else see him?
• 34:27
  Speaker 5: No? Just me. I didn't tell anyone for like a
• 34:29
  Speaker 5: year because I was so scared. Was he uh translucent opaque?
• 34:34
  Speaker 5: Or was it just a real person? It was a
• 34:36
  Speaker 5: real person.
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: No, was it? Did you feel haunted?
• 34:40
  Speaker 5: Uh? No, I felt very scared for a second. And
• 34:42
  Speaker 5: then I just like ignored it. And I think I
• 34:45
  Speaker 5: moved my seat so I couldn't see into that that
• 34:47
  Speaker 5: area anymore.
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: What is it about ghosts that love unfinished basements?
• 34:51
  Speaker 5: Like? Why does it have to continue the story?
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: No, I'm happy for you to finish it. I'm happy
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: for you to finish.
• 34:56
  Speaker 5: This to keep it going. No, No, because it gets
• 34:59
  Speaker 5: so so well. The reason I'm talking about this right
• 35:01
  Speaker 5: now is that my sister like, look something up or
• 35:06
  Speaker 5: something and saw something online. Apparently it's like a real thing,
• 35:09
  Speaker 5: this dude, and like people see him all the time,
• 35:11
  Speaker 5: and there's like a whole Reddit thread and I was
• 35:13
  Speaker 5: looking at the reddit thread and it's literally exactly what
• 35:14
  Speaker 5: I saw.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: It's the same ghost, yeah, and the same are.
• 35:18
  Speaker 5: No, they'll just see him standing there, is it, Lincoln. No,
• 35:22
  Speaker 5: They'll just see him standing there and uh and like
• 35:25
  Speaker 5: he won't move or anything, and that will be it.
• 35:27
  Speaker 5: And then like apparently there's like a whole Twilight Zone
• 35:30
  Speaker 5: episode about it. They call him the hat man. I
• 35:33
  Speaker 5: always called him the man in the top hat. Like,
• 35:35
  Speaker 5: I've talked about this for years because I'm so positive
• 35:38
  Speaker 5: that I saw it.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: Are you sure you didn't start believing that you saw
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: it after you read the reddit thread?
• 35:43
  Speaker 5: Dude, I've told you watching a scary movie, No, dude,
• 35:48
  Speaker 5: I told I've told my family about this many times,
• 35:51
  Speaker 5: like everyone, like all my friends and stuff. I told
• 35:53
  Speaker 5: them all about it because I'm so positive that I
• 35:55
  Speaker 5: saw it. And then last week my sister sent me
• 35:57
  Speaker 5: the reddit thread on like Thursday or some shit.
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: And do you did your family believe you?
• 36:01
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they know that you wouldn't lie about some shit.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: Like that, No, what the fuck it's crazy? Did you
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: feel haunted?
• 36:08
  Speaker 5: You didn't feel like any kind of spook chill or
• 36:10
  Speaker 5: and I saw him or like No. The most scared
• 36:13
  Speaker 5: I've gotten was after.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: I read the reddit thread, because you're like, oh, this
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: is fucking real.
• 36:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, dude, there's like four thousand people in the reddit thread.
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: And they've all seen it. Yes, that's fucking weird. I
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: know it's like a sleep perase.
• 36:24
  Speaker 5: You know. I swear to god, they say it's the devil.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: But he was just chilling. He was just like checking
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: up on you.
• 36:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think he just like it.
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: He was checking up with my boy. What's up my boy?
• 36:33
  Speaker 5: That he feeds off of fear? How old were you?
• 36:36
  Speaker 5: I was probably like thirteen. Maybe you'd be a good
• 36:40
  Speaker 5: soldier he did. Dude, all pull up, say I can
• 36:43
  Speaker 5: read one of the Please please pull.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: Up the thread.
• 36:46
  Speaker 5: This boy's gonna be good.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: I'll be back to get you later on.
• 36:49
  Speaker 5: I can read it. It was crazy.
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: First, Let's let's get you a fledgling stand up comedy
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: career and a decently successful podcast, so then I.
• 36:57
  Speaker 5: Will come for you out at the pirates ship.
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: Did you sell you soul? That's the fucking boss man.
• 37:02
  Speaker 5: Find it?
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: What if it was just Dave in a top hat.
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: I'll be back to.
• 37:08
  Speaker 5: Get you later. The hell is this? Okay? There's only
• 37:10
  Speaker 5: twenty four hundred people on it? Okay, all right, let's see,
• 37:13
  Speaker 5: like what was like the last thing that's posted.
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: Well, what's like the top post? Like, give us the
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: detail that they can describe about you, about what you've seen?
• 37:26
  Speaker 5: All right? Fuck?
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: Did you believe in ghosts before?
• 37:28
  Speaker 5: That was the Devil? What now?
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 37:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, So That's where I'm a little lost because these
• 37:33
  Speaker 5: people don't say it. They saw Like a lot of
• 37:35
  Speaker 5: people don't say that they saw his face. But I
• 37:39
  Speaker 5: saw his face and he was smirking, was he oh yeah?
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: Did he have facial hair?
• 37:44
  Speaker 9: Uh no?
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: If the Devil had a neck beard, I think he
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: was such a pussy.
• 37:48
  Speaker 5: Oh my god.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah. If the Devil was just like a keyboard warrior
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: with fucking cheetos on his hands, and he just hat
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: like ass neck beard, some glasses and like cummy jeans.
• 37:57
  Speaker 5: The fact that like I've always referred to him as
• 37:59
  Speaker 5: the man in the top and then the people other
• 38:01
  Speaker 5: people call him hat man, Like doesn't that like that's crazy?
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: Why how he was that was his only uh signifying feature.
• 38:09
  Speaker 5: Right, yeah, dude, Like this is fucking insane.
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: I mean maybe you saw a ghost. Maybe you saw
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: a ghost.
• 38:16
  Speaker 5: All right, well I'll oh and can you cut out
• 38:18
  Speaker 5: the dead space while I look for this? Like if
• 38:20
  Speaker 5: I look for this, yeah, no, just.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: Look for it, just look through it. I'll keep on
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: talking to myself because I have questions about it, and
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: I'm equally curious.
• 38:27
  Speaker 5: I just want to find a good one. I don't
• 38:28
  Speaker 5: want to read a dumb one because some of these
• 38:30
  Speaker 5: board like straight up just gets a front neck.
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: So that's what I mean, Like, why aren't you schitzophend someone.
• 38:34
  Speaker 5: One of the posts was just like he won't leave
• 38:36
  Speaker 5: me alone. Oh yeah, it just says get out of
• 38:39
  Speaker 5: my head, repeit repeatedly, And he says he is all
• 38:43
  Speaker 5: he is all seeing, He is God and the devil.
• 38:47
  Speaker 5: He sounds like, oh bitch, yeah, so obviously it.
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: Sounds like a little like sneaky hide and go seek
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: little bitch that he's like coming to the door and
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: then as soon as somebody sees him, he like scurries
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: away and giggles behind the bushes. And he also lives
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: on fear. That's also bitch made too, Like, why don't
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: you come around some brave people one time? Come around somebody.
• 39:05
  Speaker 5: Who's I read one about this kid who like went
• 39:08
  Speaker 5: and and like straight up just like walked up to
• 39:12
  Speaker 5: him and then he just like walked away.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: That's what I mean. Like, if he's only he's only
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: messing with the brave, or he's only messing with the scared,
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: come up and fuck with somebody who's who's not afraid
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: of you.
• 39:24
  Speaker 5: See what happens? All right? Fuck, I can't find a
• 39:28
  Speaker 5: good one, my exp let's just read this one. Oh,
• 39:33
  Speaker 5: never mind, are none of them? This one says he's
• 39:36
  Speaker 5: on seven hundred milligrams of weddibules. That's what I mean, dude,
• 39:40
  Speaker 5: where he were not seeing anything?
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: It sounds like there's not one legitimate account of this dude.
• 39:45
  Speaker 5: Okay, last night was the first time I saw him. Hey, Nope,
• 39:49
  Speaker 5: this doesn't.
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: Work, dude, Nobody fucking saw him.
• 39:52
  Speaker 5: Okay, bringing back childhood memories that I wish was that
• 39:54
  Speaker 5: I wish would have stayed for godden. So this is
• 39:56
  Speaker 5: basically like exactly what happened to me. Because I didn't
• 39:58
  Speaker 5: even think about this. I'm getting goosebumps just thinking about
• 40:01
  Speaker 5: this and reading other stories. Until today, I had never
• 40:03
  Speaker 5: heard of the hat man, let alone bin face to
• 40:05
  Speaker 5: face with him. I was scrolling. I was scrolling through
• 40:08
  Speaker 5: Facebook when I scrolled past a drawing of him and
• 40:10
  Speaker 5: read this person's encounter with him, and suddenly I remembered
• 40:12
  Speaker 5: it all. He was always standing in the same spot.
• 40:14
  Speaker 5: I don't remember when he showed up or when he left,
• 40:16
  Speaker 5: but I'll never forget how it felt being around him.
• 40:19
  Speaker 5: He was always standing right next to me, or he
• 40:21
  Speaker 5: was always standing in the right half of my basement.
• 40:26
  Speaker 5: Huh in the left corner. He was next to my
• 40:32
  Speaker 5: coat rack with that evil hat, and I froze. What
• 40:35
  Speaker 5: I thought I was seeing was the jeepers creepers. At
• 40:37
  Speaker 5: least that's what I told my grandma. I'd cry and
• 40:39
  Speaker 5: scream every time she'd try and have me go down there.
• 40:43
  Speaker 5: I was always it was always about his jeepers creeper's
• 40:46
  Speaker 5: hat that petrified me. My grandma kept telling me over
• 40:50
  Speaker 5: and over again it was just a top hat on
• 40:52
  Speaker 5: top of the coat rack. I just knew there was
• 40:53
  Speaker 5: something evil about the hat, so I'd always demand to
• 40:56
  Speaker 5: know whose hat it was, and she gave me some
• 40:58
  Speaker 5: bullshit story. I can't remember when the last time I
• 41:01
  Speaker 5: saw him was, but eventually I went down there and
• 41:04
  Speaker 5: the hat was gone, along with the man. Of course,
• 41:06
  Speaker 5: months later I finally got the courage to go into
• 41:08
  Speaker 5: that half of the basement. I always stayed in the doorway.
• 41:10
  Speaker 5: I searched that basement and never found the hat, but
• 41:13
  Speaker 5: as a kid, I just brushed it off. And that
• 41:16
  Speaker 5: was the last time I ever thought about the hat
• 41:18
  Speaker 5: until last night. I honestly believed it was a hat
• 41:22
  Speaker 5: on top of a trench coat, and I had a
• 41:24
  Speaker 5: vivid mind, and that I was just imagining my worst
• 41:27
  Speaker 5: nightmare lurking in the dark at the time, the jeepers creepers.
• 41:31
  Speaker 5: Tonight I learned that there's something scarier than the jeepers creepers.
• 41:35
  Speaker 5: He was always in the exact same spot ever time.
• 41:37
  Speaker 5: He never moved, he never spoke.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: He was this is a different post.
• 41:40
  Speaker 5: The years moved, mine did move. Others have seen him too.
• 41:43
  Speaker 5: Now I can think of is what is he? What
• 41:45
  Speaker 5: does he want?
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: Those hats have to be?
• 41:48
  Speaker 5: Like?
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: I don't know why those are the spookiest hats. They
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: should be less spooky, because like they're just for short
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: kings to feel taller, right, for like those types of
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: top like a stovetop hat, Like that's just for like
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: short dudes to feel like they're like actually tallest. Fuck.
• 42:00
  Speaker 5: I'm interested to see if any of the listeners have
• 42:02
  Speaker 5: seen him as well. Yeah please, Yeah, this is real, bro,
• 42:07
  Speaker 5: I mean, it's all going to see him, this sleep
• 42:09
  Speaker 5: paralysis demon.
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: Do you know what I'm talking about?
• 42:11
  Speaker 5: The sleep Now, I wasn't asleep, but I'm saying.
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: But that that is the same thing that like a
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: lot of people have seen this exact same thing, and
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: they can draw him and like everybody will have seen
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: the same thing. It's like in the psychological in the
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: recesses of the brain. So maybe this shit is is real,
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: maybe everybody's actually seeing him. But also like what is
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: he doing. He's just like he's just giving a creepy
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: ass look.
• 42:33
  Speaker 5: He's behind you, dude.
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: When we were in Mexico, I uh, we like there
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: are these sick ass glasses. It was like this fucking
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: bronze goblet that you could drink out of. It was
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: like an owl. Yeah, and we stole it from the
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: bar and brought it home.
• 42:47
  Speaker 5: And uh and then you woke up and it was gone.
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: No, I keep on like setting it up, like to
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: like be looking at my wife. When she wakes up,
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: she'll be like, did you put that there? I'll be like, no,
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: I was fucking in the other room. You put it there.
• 43:01
  Speaker 5: That's hilarious.
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: Keep on putting it across from her, just like staring
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: at her.
• 43:04
  Speaker 5: That's so funny.
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: And yesterday I was watching TV and she just like
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: I didn't see her do it either, but it was
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: just like right next to me on the fucking right
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: next to me on the couch where I was sitting,
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: and she walked in the other room.
• 43:15
  Speaker 5: Was like, look at that fucking thing.
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: And I really don't think that she moved it. Dude.
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: I think the owl might be real too.
• 43:20
  Speaker 5: Damn.
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: It was weir enough.
• 43:21
  Speaker 5: Sounds like you guys have a fun relationship healthy.
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 43:24
  Speaker 5: One can only dream, Yeah, bro, dream for something.
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: Like inside jokes, you know what I mean. No one
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: was he supposed to hear that funny ass. No one
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: was supposed to fucking know about how fucking funny life is. Bro.
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: I usually don't even you.
• 43:37
  Speaker 5: Just got it made, bro, Yeah, Bro, we're just all
• 43:39
  Speaker 5: figured out.
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: She cooks and cleans and tells all the jokes when you.
• 43:43
  Speaker 5: Have a kid. Can I be the godfather? All right? Fuck? Yeah?
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: Well actually no you'll be. Can you be the godmother?
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: Would you settle for godmother?
• 43:50
  Speaker 5: No?
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: How about god?
• 43:52
  Speaker 5: Like? I have a dick? Bro?
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: How about god brother? Yeah?
• 43:56
  Speaker 5: I do god brother? What about god cousin, Miranda, he's
• 44:02
  Speaker 5: got brother? No, he's got god cousin.
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: In a recent blog post, he was labeled as god brother.
• 44:08
  Speaker 5: He probably maybe Frank said that because everyone said that
• 44:10
  Speaker 5: a god cousin wasn't a real thing, and so he
• 44:12
  Speaker 5: upgraded him to god cousin is just like your neighbor,
• 44:15
  Speaker 5: just some someone that you know.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: You think it'd be. You think it'd be gay to
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: give your kid to godfathers if they're no godmother?
• 44:23
  Speaker 5: Like both godfathers and your best man be a girl?
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, definitely. I think a lot of people do that. Ship. Yeah,
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: bro do I you got veins in my fucking arm? Bro?
• 44:32
  Speaker 5: Eah, you're jacked. You got that man's strength?
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: I go, Yeah, Dad's strength.
• 44:36
  Speaker 5: I can't wait for my dad's strength to kick in
• 44:38
  Speaker 5: or dad dick? Yeah, what's dad dick? Like? You're not
• 44:41
  Speaker 5: there yet? Look at there? In a couple of years.
• 44:43
  Speaker 5: I'm hoping for dad pubes. Dad dick's have been dads
• 44:45
  Speaker 5: have big old dicks, girth.
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: I'm hoping for us a set of dad pubes that
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: just completely obscures my dick. Yeah, you can't even see it.
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: It looks like a vagina.
• 44:55
  Speaker 5: Like a It looks like a puss.
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it looks like a puss like that. There's no
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: discern able like bump of penis or balls in. There's
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: the coolest part.
• 45:03
  Speaker 5: About being a dad is putting your hand up on
• 45:05
  Speaker 5: the wall when you piss it a urinal? Oh yeah, yeah,
• 45:07
  Speaker 5: that shit is that now?
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: I don't even use urinals, Bro, I don't know. I
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: also don't get tired. Bro. Really, I feel like such
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: a fucking legend. I never fucking slow down.
• 45:18
  Speaker 5: Bro, I've I uh.
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: You're always tired.
• 45:21
  Speaker 5: I'm always tired.
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: You're tired.
• 45:23
  Speaker 5: I think I have like a vitamin deficiency or something.
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: You definitely do.
• 45:25
  Speaker 5: You don't see the sunlight now, I never. And you
• 45:28
  Speaker 5: don't take steps, and I don't take steps. You don't
• 45:31
  Speaker 5: like breathe outside air. Nope, hopefully I will soon because
• 45:35
  Speaker 5: we're moving to the village.
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: Wait, is that shit true? What is true? What's true?
• 45:40
  Speaker 5: We're moving to West village.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: Is that true?
• 45:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: And do you prioritize location over the living space?
• 45:45
  Speaker 5: It's literally like not even that much smaller than our
• 45:47
  Speaker 5: apartment now, like my our rooms are the same size.
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: How are you gonna keep all your like trash you're
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: built on your fucking beef jerky and your laundry? Where's
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: all that gonna go? Do you have enough floor space
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: to have it all? Or you're just gonna make the
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: pile denser?
• 46:00
  Speaker 5: It will be a denser pile.
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 46:02
  Speaker 5: No, I'm hoping to get my life together when I
• 46:04
  Speaker 5: move clean, start get out of that fucking dump of
• 46:06
  Speaker 5: an apartment that we live in.
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: Now.
• 46:08
  Speaker 5: I hate it?
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: Is it actually that bad?
• 46:10
  Speaker 5: Actually? Like it makes me angry? What are you gonna
• 46:13
  Speaker 5: bey it is? What are you going to be living
• 46:14
  Speaker 5: by in the East Village? We're living in the West Village,
• 46:17
  Speaker 5: bro get your facts right? Big difference? What's the difference?
• 46:19
  Speaker 5: Big difference?
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: Is it more expensive?
• 46:23
  Speaker 5: People live in West Village? Poor people live in East
• 46:25
  Speaker 5: Village and you're gonna be you do need to do sneakers? No,
• 46:27
  Speaker 5: we're living in West Village. They said that these sneakers
• 46:30
  Speaker 5: will come into the apartment room. They are coming for
• 46:33
  Speaker 5: the coming apartment.
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: And we're going to pitch in for your honeka.
• 46:36
  Speaker 5: I'm Jewish, Bro, that's why we're gonna You're trying to
• 46:38
  Speaker 5: have parson like a one to everybody just wears Golden Gooses. Yeah, wait,
• 46:43
  Speaker 5: who does your I'm gonna be going in and causing
• 46:45
  Speaker 5: a scene. Look who's in down at the Starbucks Bob
• 46:52
  Speaker 5: Dylan era.
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: I know you can't go to fucking Starbucks if you're
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: in a Bob Dylan era. You think Bob Dylan would
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: have ever gone to Starbucks?
• 47:00
  Speaker 8: Yuh.
• 47:00
  Speaker 5: He would fucking drink his own coffee and smoke cigarettes.
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, way he would have ever gone to Starbucks. Stop it, Bro,
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: you need to go to some off the beaten path.
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: Fucking uh.
• 47:08
  Speaker 5: You don't know shit about Bob Dylan. Bro, yes I do.
• 47:11
  Speaker 5: You would hate you. I saw the TikTok of all
• 47:12
  Speaker 5: the places where he lived in Greenwich, Bro, Exactly, you're
• 47:16
  Speaker 5: not in Greenwich. May as well be. We're like, we're
• 47:18
  Speaker 5: like a block.
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: Away, Yeah, but you're not in there.
• 47:21
  Speaker 5: Bo. Who lives in Brooklyn? Jay Z? Really?
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 47:25
  Speaker 5: Bro, that's who you got? Yes, Bro, jay Z's here,
• 47:29
  Speaker 5: he's under the table, and Bob Dylan is up here.
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: But if you add him and Biggie, then they're both
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: taller than Bob Dylan.
• 47:36
  Speaker 5: Is Biggie alive?
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: Still no disrespect fucking Biggie, Bro, I'll have fucking bad
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: bad boys from Marcia on your fucking helmet.
• 47:45
  Speaker 5: Bro, who is alive? Bob Dylan is he? Yeah?
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: What has he been doing?
• 47:49
  Speaker 5: He just put out He's just he just did it.
• 47:51
  Speaker 5: He just did shows of the Beacon the other day.
• 47:53
  Speaker 5: You're thinking of Jack Harlow. Jack Harlow's the goat. Jack
• 47:58
  Speaker 5: Harlowe actually is from Greenwich Village too.
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: He was just didn't fucking the village saying what's popping
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: at the first.
• 48:04
  Speaker 5: D I wasn't tuned in back then. What I discover
• 48:10
  Speaker 5: I like partially discovered Jack Harlow. I followed him when
• 48:13
  Speaker 5: he had like twenty k on Twitter, and I was
• 48:16
  Speaker 5: before that. Bro, Now Mantis found him.
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: Manthis was early in on him. But I was, fucking dude,
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: I was fucking early in on him. I was the
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: first one to gate keep him. I was the first
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: one to hear new people listening to him and be like,
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: I actually already heard of him. You just started gatekeeping him.
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: You might have listened first, but you weren't gatekeeping then?
• 48:35
  Speaker 5: Is it true he was in our office like years
• 48:38
  Speaker 5: ago and that was a little lark of respect, not
• 48:41
  Speaker 5: for me.
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: I just wasn't in a town of time.
• 48:43
  Speaker 5: December thirty one, twenty nineteen, Jack Harlow, you are hilarious
• 48:49
  Speaker 5: to you?
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, damn in private a DM Jack, Wow, I'd love you.
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: I'd love to suck your whole dick. What the fuck
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: does that say?
• 49:04
  Speaker 5: I just said, why do you have to say whole dick?
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Why is whole different than let's say, you love
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: to bury your eyes?
• 49:11
  Speaker 6: Throat?
• 49:11
  Speaker 5: Was assumed? Yeah, I was like, you're next up? Looks
• 49:15
  Speaker 5: wise I would I would do that noise if I could,
• 49:20
  Speaker 5: but I can't. I can't roll my tongue. Jack, come
• 49:30
  Speaker 5: on the pod, bro didn't don't. Oh you're gonna show
• 49:33
  Speaker 5: me your messages with him?
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: Oh? No, October fourth, twenty eighteen.
• 49:39
  Speaker 5: No way, you have messages from twenty eighteen on that phone?
• 49:42
  Speaker 5: I don't twenty eight Oh it's Twitter. Oh and look
• 49:45
  Speaker 5: who DMed him first? Yeah?
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: I was asking where he's at.
• 49:48
  Speaker 5: Oh, that's embarrassing. Why that's mortifying?
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: Because I wasn't afraid to fucking say so, it's mortifying
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: of him to have dm'd you first.
• 49:56
  Speaker 5: A little bit, Yeah, why because it is.
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: First exactly because you think you're better than I.
• 50:04
  Speaker 5: Then d M him after and I said, Yo, bro,
• 50:07
  Speaker 5: really love that ship that you're doing, big fan, keep
• 50:09
  Speaker 5: it up, and he was like, I trying to keep going.
• 50:13
  Speaker 5: Then he slowly stopped answering my d ms because kept
• 50:19
  Speaker 5: y'all wasn't tuned in back then. Do you know what
• 50:23
  Speaker 5: that means? You get that reference tuned in? Oh no,
• 50:27
  Speaker 5: you're not even a real Harlow fan, are you? You
• 50:30
  Speaker 5: don't know the reference that I'm saying y'all wasn't tuned
• 50:34
  Speaker 5: in back then?
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah it was bro. Oh Bro, you peaked in high school? Bro?
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: The do you mean?
• 50:42
  Speaker 5: Bro?
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: You're talking about? And I'm not a fucking.
• 50:49
  Speaker 5: I was pumped to see Harlow win that award at
• 50:51
  Speaker 5: the Variety. I'm not about to.
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: Put put everybody's business out the fuck. They're like you are, Bro.
• 50:56
  Speaker 5: I don't think I'm putting anyone's business out there, that's true.
• 50:59
  Speaker 5: I don't really think I'm doing that.
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: I think you are.
• 51:03
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• 51:03
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• 51:05
  Speaker 5: we should do one.
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was about the fucking port.
• 51:08
  Speaker 5: I can't believe we have fifteen ads on this episode.
• 51:12
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• 51:46
  Speaker 5: Com gaped, bro, all right, tell us a little bit
• 51:49
  Speaker 5: about the beef, the Roast Beef House.
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: What do you mean?
• 51:52
  Speaker 5: You know what I mean?
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: How do you know about that ye old alehouse? How
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: do you know about that? Bro?
• 51:58
  Speaker 5: We we've been talking to people. They want to know
• 52:00
  Speaker 5: about the Roast Beef House.
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: Who are You've been talking to someone?
• 52:03
  Speaker 5: DM me and they were like, your brother, My brother
• 52:05
  Speaker 5: used to work with round at the Roast Beef House.
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: What's their name?
• 52:07
  Speaker 5: Can't tell, dude.
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: I used to fucking work at this place called the
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: old alehouse cutting roast beef. Yeah, AZU, you'd think it
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: was an r but it's actually a gravy, And a
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: gravy is different from an RZ because ARSU is thin.
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: But the way that we would fucking cut this beef
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: sasas so fucking thin you would see through it.
• 52:27
  Speaker 5: Did you guys use a machine? Hell no, all hand cut.
• 52:30
  Speaker 5: We'd take a sixty pound steamship round of beef. That's
• 52:34
  Speaker 5: a massive cut right off the flank, and we'd slap
• 52:37
  Speaker 5: it in an absolute tub of gravy.
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: Then break that thing down. The softest pieces would be
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: right at the peak, and you would fucking shave that
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: thing down and it'd be fatty, unctuous and delicious. We
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: cut you a rare slice so fucking thin it would
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: be like a deck of cards, and slap it onto
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: a fucking upside down mug sitting in all the gravy,
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: and then we'd open it up like a fun book
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: and slap gravy through each level of roast beef in
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: that damn It is the most delicious thing you'll ever
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: eat in your life. They take a field trip, yeah,
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: but they still in business.
• 53:11
  Speaker 5: Bro. They were saved by the fucking barstool fund. First
• 53:14
  Speaker 5: of all, really really yeah, we linked them up with
• 53:16
  Speaker 5: the barstool Fund.
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: But also, I.
• 53:18
  Speaker 5: Mean, didn't they scan the system?
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: No?
• 53:21
  Speaker 5: No, no, he was the ones that scanned, not them.
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: They're a legit, above board, family owned, family.
• 53:28
  Speaker 5: Operated, bought by Arby's.
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: Dude, Arby do you know that Arby's roast beef is
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: literally liquid?
• 53:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: If you've had this roast beef, you this is real
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: roast beef Arby's. If you have this, you'll never eat
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: Arby's again.
• 53:40
  Speaker 5: I've never had to work with one of them.
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: Did one of them? Did?
• 53:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: We used to, bro We were so fucking joyous when
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: we worked. A guy came in one time and he
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: had written a book called On about being on when
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: you work, about always being fucking fully turned on and
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: turned up. And he came back to us and he
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: was like, you're a person onification of on, And he
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: signed the fucking book, gave it to us. We put
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: it behind the bar. It was fucking beautiful. Dude. No
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: one's ever fucking enjoyed and taken advantage of a job
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: as much as we did at the Roast Beef Spot.
• 54:12
  Speaker 5: That's kind of how I felt when I was in
• 54:13
  Speaker 5: my glory days working at the pizza place that I
• 54:16
  Speaker 5: worked at. Yeah, before they fired.
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: Me, you were you weren't making anything? Were you repreparing food?
• 54:22
  Speaker 5: I was making pizza.
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 54:23
  Speaker 5: That was a pizza man.
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: Really. Oh yeah, there's lots of different types of pizza
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: man though. The guy who answers the phone is the
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: pizza man. The guy who delivers it as the pizza man.
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: The guy who puts the toppings on is the pizza man.
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: With The true pizza man is the one who's fucking
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: pushing out the dough and fucking.
• 54:37
  Speaker 5: Well, we don't we didn't, I don't know what I
• 54:39
  Speaker 5: with that rolling motion was this? We use hands only?
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: This is me making a circle in my hands.
• 54:44
  Speaker 5: Yes, like a rolling like a rolling pin or whatever
• 54:46
  Speaker 5: it's called.
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: Well, you've never been to Luke CALLI in Brooklyn, bro
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: they use a wine bottle.
• 54:50
  Speaker 5: I used to a pizza ever see see I owned
• 54:53
  Speaker 5: waited hours for that and owns a FOODI bro. I
• 54:55
  Speaker 5: usually started off with this and just give one of these.
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what about this thing with the hands.
• 55:00
  Speaker 5: Well that you do that after So you start off
• 55:02
  Speaker 5: with that, and then and then you go like this
• 55:04
  Speaker 5: and you you like rat, you move it around the table,
• 55:07
  Speaker 5: and then that's usually when you kind of do it
• 55:08
  Speaker 5: like this and you get yeah, and then you fuck
• 55:10
  Speaker 5: it a little bit.
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. Then you put a whole a whole sleeve
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: of pepperoni in there, and you take the pepperoni out
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: and you put it back in.
• 55:17
  Speaker 5: Usually after the after the this one. I usually that's
• 55:21
  Speaker 5: when I start going in the air. It really is all.
• 55:28
  Speaker 5: It's all in that, yeah. And then after that, I, uh.
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: You ever throw it in the air? Can you throw
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: it in the air?
• 55:34
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 55:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I would throw it in the air all the time.
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: That's just hard.
• 55:36
  Speaker 5: It's done. You don't even cook it. No. And then
• 55:38
  Speaker 5: obviously when you get the sauce, you put the sauce
• 55:40
  Speaker 5: on geez. So yeah, no it don't works, so not done.
• 55:45
  Speaker 5: And then you put it in the oven for six
• 55:47
  Speaker 5: spend it after six again, twelve minutes, she's good to go.
• 55:51
  Speaker 5: So a lot of the place we went, they'd send
• 55:53
  Speaker 5: it through on a conveyor. So I guess as you
• 55:55
  Speaker 5: were working at chains.
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: No, it's called pokey gumbies in Penn State. Yeah, it
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: was fucking chain. It was a chain, no, so no
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: fucking chain Bees.
• 56:03
  Speaker 6: Bro.
• 56:03
  Speaker 5: I I had a Gumby's where I was growing up too.
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: That was the guy from fucking Gumby.
• 56:11
  Speaker 5: I have no idea what that means.
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: You don't know what Gumby the cartoon? Yeah, the green guy,
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: the stick of gum.
• 56:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're kind of built like Gumby.
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: Fucking jacked.
• 56:22
  Speaker 5: Nah, Nah, I've been in the gym, bro.
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: I fucking never took the days off. Bro, That's why
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: I'm fucking vascular right now.
• 56:30
  Speaker 5: I know I took a week off. We're gonna have
• 56:32
  Speaker 5: a month, gonna be doing two episodes this week, right.
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: Are we? Or I might? I might go to Boise
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: State next week?
• 56:38
  Speaker 5: So should we put out the one from this at
• 56:40
  Speaker 5: the end of the week.
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, next week, May week. Unless you want to come
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: to Boise with me. It's Boisey. It's literally ten hours away.
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: Like it's faster to get to Hawaii than it is
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: to get the boys to drive. No Boise You know
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: where boys is? You know where we are?
• 56:55
  Speaker 5: Brother?
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: You know where Idaho is?
• 56:57
  Speaker 5: Oh wait, why are you going there?
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: For the Arizona ble prep?
• 57:02
  Speaker 5: Damn?
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: They do like a story on one of the teams.
• 57:04
  Speaker 5: We passed on a live show there, did we really?
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: Do you want to do one? They have a lot
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: of Mormons out there.
• 57:09
  Speaker 5: I would love to do a Mormon show. You know
• 57:11
  Speaker 5: what The Mormons like sex with multiple partners, multiple wives. Yeah,
• 57:17
  Speaker 5: but none before they get wise. But once you get wives,
• 57:20
  Speaker 5: you can have sex with everybody.
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: As long as they're your wife. You can have as
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: many as you want. It's like fucking pokemon. Yeah, colect
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: up wise.
• 57:28
  Speaker 5: Are you going to the Arizonable? Yeah? And we're not.
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: Uh no, you're not.
• 57:34
  Speaker 5: Oh okay, do you want to not at all?
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: Why not? What are you doing for New Years? They're
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: not doing shit for New Year's moving on New Year's Yep,
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: that fucking sucks. You should go to the ball drop
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: in Times Square. Yeah, No, fucking.
• 57:48
  Speaker 5: Ball is so fucking small, dude. How do you know
• 57:51
  Speaker 5: because you can see it. It's up right now. It's
• 57:52
  Speaker 5: always up really Oh yeah, do you When I was younger,
• 57:57
  Speaker 5: I was telling this to them when I was younger,
• 57:58
  Speaker 5: and they were like, oh, they're gonna drop the ball.
• 58:00
  Speaker 5: I don't know why. I assume that it was just
• 58:01
  Speaker 5: this like massive, massive glass ball that would just like
• 58:05
  Speaker 5: free fall from the top of the building and then
• 58:07
  Speaker 5: just explode when it hits the ground. I was so
• 58:11
  Speaker 5: convinced that that's what it was. And then I remember
• 58:13
  Speaker 5: the first time I saw it. It's like the size
• 58:14
  Speaker 5: of a fucking fucking globe.
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: You had a lot of cockamami ideas as a youth. Yeah,
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: and then it's just like you expect me to believe
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: some fucking Abraham Lincoln top hands story.
• 58:24
  Speaker 5: Wait until you see him. He'll cut He's coming for
• 58:26
  Speaker 5: you next.
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: I will bitch slap him.
• 58:28
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna dress up like him and sneak into your apartment.
• 58:31
  Speaker 5: I do think we might be victim shaming. Why Harry's experience.
• 58:34
  Speaker 5: I don't care if a victim like it wasn't sound
• 58:37
  Speaker 5: like one experience.
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: You sound like you had the devil.
• 58:41
  Speaker 5: You would be a victim another vic bro. If I
• 58:44
  Speaker 5: was approached by the devil, you guys would be have
• 58:45
  Speaker 5: another thing coming for you.
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: You're Mike victim?
• 58:48
  Speaker 5: Claim you boys?
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: Claim me? Then? No, no ghost? No ghosts? Is gonna
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: imagine getting haunted by a ghost, Like, what are they
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: gonna do? Break a plane a pane of glass around you?
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: Yess you no, they don't.
• 59:00
  Speaker 5: Oh, this is not good. Even if you don't believe
• 59:02
  Speaker 5: this shit dude, it's better. It's best just to not
• 59:04
  Speaker 5: to talk about it.
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: Maybe I'm possessed by one right now, and maybe I'm
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: the devil trying to convince you I'm not real very
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: well likely exactly with your dumb ass get convinced of anything.
• 59:14
  Speaker 5: Look, brother, sure your this is a losing battle for you.
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: How what.
• 59:21
  Speaker 5: Ghost fans in our in our fan base.
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: I know, dude, and I just can't. I can't let
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: it abide, dude, I can't just stand by.
• 59:27
  Speaker 5: So you don't believe in ghosts at all? No, dude, really,
• 59:31
  Speaker 5: why do you believe in them? Because I've seen them?
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: What did it do to you? Why are you scared?
• 59:36
  Speaker 5: Have you seen more than one? H I thought I
• 59:38
  Speaker 5: saw one another time, but I don't think I did.
• 59:40
  Speaker 5: It's just a flash. There was some creepy lady walking
• 59:43
  Speaker 5: down the street in like a full on, like wedding dress,
• 59:45
  Speaker 5: and then I turned around and she was gone. But
• 59:47
  Speaker 5: I think that might have just I don't know. It
• 59:49
  Speaker 5: was in Cape cod too, which is like there's so
• 59:51
  Speaker 5: many ghosts there are there? Yeah?
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: Why because they don't have any new construction, dude, ghosts
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: are so scared of new construction.
• 59:59
  Speaker 5: I know, there's no ghosts at our apartment, which is nice.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: Is your new apartment new construction.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 5: Or is it like some old Our apartment right now
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 5: is new construction?
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: What about your your next apart?
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 5: Literally plastic Like the walls are made out of paper.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: I love that new paper.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 5: Just a punch a hole right through the wall, which.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: Showed on your way out, especially with the way that
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: your landlord's man handled you the entire time.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 5: Oh do you think we can talk about Yeah, you
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 5: can Saturday or now. There's no way they're gonna find
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 5: he's gonna find this. What happened. Go for it. We're
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 5: not gonna see him ever again. Either. Our super came
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 5: over on Saturday or Sunday. Saturday, Saturday. Our super came
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 5: over on Saturday night to show the apartment. Saturday morning, Yes,
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 5: to show the apartment, and he's like wanted to hang
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 5: out and get a drink with us for a while.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: He's the one that always leaves notes being like, hey,
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: what what beer do you like?
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 5: I'll get over six pack exactly and to split with
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 5: a seven of you. Yeah, So he was showing an apartment.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 5: We left. We like had to be out by like eleven.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 5: We got to go back. At like eleven thirty, we
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 5: just like went to the deli across the street and
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 5: sat there and then uh, and then he can't. We
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 5: got back. He said we were good to come back.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 5: We assumed he was gonna be gone. He was still
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 5: there talking on the phone in our apartment and then
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 5: we like go up and he sits down, he talks
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 5: to us, and he stayed and talked to us for
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 5: two hours. Well, and for I would say, for what
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 5: I'd say the second half of like the two hours,
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 5: the last hour was almost complete silence the entire time.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: He just really wanted to hang out.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 5: And then being like oh we got to go at
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 5: like two blah blah blah, and it was like one
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 5: p fifty and he was showing no signs of leaving.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the kind of thing where I would just
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: leave my own apartment and just like hoping he would leave.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: I would leave go across the street and watch the
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: door until he left, and just.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 5: Right I went into my bedroom and got changed like
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 5: two or three times. Yeah, and then he like oh
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 5: and gave him a truly and uh.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: That's a bad that's a bad time.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 5: That was like right when he got here. That was
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 5: right when they got there, he gave him a truly.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 5: He took him maybe like an hour to drink it,
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 5: like it looked like he was just saving onto that
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 5: last drop so we didn't have to leave. And then
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 5: as soon as he finishes the truly, he goes, can
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 5: I get a water? He's like, I drank that way
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 5: too fast.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: And it takes a drunk. So he badly wanted to
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: hang out with you so much that he then lie
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: about what he was drinking.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 5: And then after he left, Owen got some concerning messages
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 5: from him, just like inviting him to hang out like
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 5: in like the Hampton's and shit, he was inviting you
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 5: own he wanted to fuck Owen my girlfriend?
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 8: Oh, Kate, Yeah, the story feels mean maybe a roathy's
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 8: ad Rothy's rothy to take it out, you say, rothes,
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 8: he's not gonna hear it road these ways he could
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 8: hear it?
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: Why who could?
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 4: I mean?
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: He took he took a long time to drink a drink.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: You haven't said anything bad. Maybe he wants to fuck
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: your girlfriend? Is that so Owen?
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 5: No? No, I hope he does. He's a good guy.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: Fuck honest, I don't know why you're shying away from
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: this story. You just don't want to be mean to
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: him in case he hears it as he listens to
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: everything you do.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 5: I yeah, I don't want him to show up in
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 5: my house and murder me.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: But sometimes when somebody wants to be friends so bad,
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: they can't really understand the like boundaries that somebody might have.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: And I think that that Bultery.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 5: Number one would probably be like, he's thirty five and
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 5: we're like, twenty doesn't bother me.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 9: But I think that, uh, I think that some people
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 9: are just fucking Some people are just punishers, and uh,
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 9: they don't know when to not have the conversation.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: And I think that across.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 5: It wasn't that bad. I feel like, now it's gonna
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 5: make me that have to be like a dick. I
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 5: talked to him the entire time. We ray know you
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 5: didn't you and dudes both went silent after like forty minutes.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: I carried it for the less hour and twenty.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 5: I didn't know what the hell we were doing.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: He just went neither. Did he went down into his phone? Yes,
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: they were both just phone.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 5: I had been we we were out late the night
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 5: before we had to we like it was like I
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 5: woke up like five minutes before. I was like, we
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 5: gotta go.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: But you more than dudes and owen talk for a living.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's why I'm not talking off the clock. You're
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 5: gonna have to pay me for exhausted. I was exhausted, Bro,
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 5: You're always exhausted, though, fucking waking up exhausting. I don't
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 5: think it was like. I don't think we were like
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 5: dicks at all, not until now eight for two hours.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 5: Allowed to riff on someone behind their back, Bro, it's
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 5: a comedy podcast exactly.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: Bro, that's where we lived to Bryce Hall something he
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: wants to fucking brawl out at, roughing around. Sorry, we
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: riffed on you behind the back.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 5: Bro, dude, take a little riffing fucking bTB riff.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: You see that Griffin Johnson's this Start movie.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 5: Bro's gonna have a fucking field day with that clip.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they are, just because we talked about Bryce Hall's
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: pussy ass for a second.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 5: Just I'm out on the that's all you just because
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 5: we looked up.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: He's fucking limping around being a bitch all day.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 5: Fucking I saw Bryce right now, shake his hand. Let
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 5: me shake your hand.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: You shake his hand until he left the room, and
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: then start talking about him again.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 5: No, dude, that's not like me. I'm not like that for.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: A comedy podcast as you are, Bro, that's not fucking
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: that's the ethos of this show, only for a comment.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: That's the mission statement of this show. We will talk
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: shit on you behind your back, but as soon as
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: you walk in the door, we'll make it so calm
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: and comfortable for you that you'll never realize we were
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: the dastardly dudes that were talking shit on you the
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: whole time.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 5: We'll make it so comfortable.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: Damn, are you coming at my fucking ah?
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 8: I don't like the people we know can listen to this.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 8: I wish it went out to only strangers.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: What do you mean, who do you know? That's uh?
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: You didn't like your girlfriend hearing that. You just said
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: you wish that you're a landlord. No, no, that's fine.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: Which we can take a joke which people? Which people
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: are you talking about?
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 6: How?
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 5: And probably are super if I had to guess.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: You don't even know him. Plus you're moving.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 5: Out more just like acquaintances.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: You think you've got acquaintances that are listening into this
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: and that weird. Yeah, I think that you should take
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: pride in it.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 5: Dude. I got people from my hometown posting their Spotify
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 5: raft with our podcast as they're number one. That's fire,
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 5: and I'm like, bruh.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: We're the same age.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 5: I did not fuck with you like that in high school.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: Bro, you work at dairy Queen. Now, Bro, don't be
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: listening to my ship.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 5: Bro, Bro listen to SmartLess. Bro.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: You're in fucking college. Bro, don't listen to my ship
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: unless you graduated.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 5: Actually, literally two people who I was friends with in
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 5: high school.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: No, they're gonna know who they are now.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 5: I was kidding. I was legitimately it was people that
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 5: I was friends with. Bro, don't try and you're gas
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 5: lighting me right now. You're gas lighting me with your eyes.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 5: How can I I'm about to go over there and
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 5: beat your ass.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: I could use an ass beating, Yeah you could. I
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: always could. I could always take an ass beating. I
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: could take a pinch, I could take an ass beating.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: Rothy's I feel bad, Yeah, because you talk shit on
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: everybody that you know and love. You use your podcast
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: as a fucking jump off points. Are you?
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 5: You're You're on the same side as him. I don't know.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 5: We gotta find a balance. How much real life spills
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 5: into this None? None, It's all fake obviously, Bro, you
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 5: just crossed a lone.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: I'm saying it's all fake. You're crossing a line.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 5: You made a powerful element.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, your two friends who work at dairy Queen.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 5: They don't work at dairy Queen.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: Bro, it's a basking Robins, which is more respectable than
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: a dairy Queen. Can we agree on that?
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 5: As respectable as Rothy's.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: Rothy's, just get it over with, Get it over with.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna take my time with this one. I fucking
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: love Rothy's, Bro, Say goodbye to that breaking period that
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: you usually go through with other shoes. Rothy's are the
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: best fitting shoe that I've ever slipped on to my foot.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: It fits my shit.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 5: Perfectly soft flexible material combined with wildly comfortable insouls that
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 5: make them serious.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: The one of the most wearable shoes that you can
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: ever own in your entire life. Rothy's looks good. They're
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: perfect for this time of the year. You wear them
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: on the subway and somebody's like, Oh, what are those
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: sexy ass fucking shoes that you have on your feet
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: and suddenly you're having a conversation with a stranger, and
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: that doesn't bother either one of you because you're both
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: comfortable talking about Rothy Oh, sir, No, sir, yes, sir,
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: I love Rothy's.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 5: They're the most comfortable shoes I own. I wear them
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 5: all the time. I wear them to the gym. When
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 5: I wear them to the gym today.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: Are you really?
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're perfect for squatting and because they have that nice,
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: perfect even soul.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 5: So so they're they're they're they're they're like squishy, They're
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 5: not like skateboarding shoes.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: No, they're perfect. They're like if you could design.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 5: Probably bored on them though, yeah you probably could probably
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 5: bored them.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: But you could also you could also wear them out
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: of church. Oh yeah, you can wear to the dog Bro,
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: you hit up.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 5: You could wear them to the temple. Yes, that's why
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 5: I mean by they you don't really like Syneagague got
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 5: like I do.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: I go, I've been to temple more times. Bro, finish
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: this this? Uhish the sentence? Uh Ilo, Hey new I knew,
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: I knew. Okay, that was pretty good. Yeah, that was
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: fucking very good. Holy fuck, they didn't mean to didn't
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: mean to throw you off.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 8: Oh finish this one. Peace be with you and also
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 8: with you and with your spirit. Oh fake fan, oh ship.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: You're only you're obviously feeding one side of your brain.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 5: You guys. Ever, at church you do the thing where
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 5: you all you go around and you shake everyone's hand.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 5: Peace be with you with you. Yes, So that's what
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 5: we were just talking about. I could honestly go for that.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 5: I could go for that right now. I don't really
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 5: I don't really.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: Now with omicron virus going around, I don't.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 5: Really funk with church after they molested all those children.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 5: But but I would felt like it felt good going around,
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 5: like it was always nice when you got when you
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 5: got shaken.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: That was the best part. And free snacks hand the
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: fact that you got a little that so was disgusting.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 5: The snack Do you mean the blood and body of Christ?
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 5: Please tell me you're not afriends to the Blood and
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 5: Body of I'm talking about the sack, Yes, bro, that's
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 5: what he designed it for. If you get weary from hearing.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: About Jesus, you can eat him out a little bit,
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: to munch on a little bit of.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 5: The Devil's coming for you now, the man in the hat.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: No, I don't think he will.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 5: I think I can't wait for you to see him tonight.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: I think that Jesus takes joy and what you take.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 5: Joy climbing up your balcony rope. I love to see
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 5: the top hat suits trying to spook me.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: But I just know that it's you. You're coming up,
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: like fucking Tom Cruise.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 5: And would you end the podcast if I did that?
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 5: If I broke into your apartment in the middle of
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 5: the night, not at all.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: I would, fucking I would.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 5: Your wife would like maybe lose interest in like hanging
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 5: out with me.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: Ever, I think that we would make a plate for you,
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: and that we'd say, come stay the night. We're gonna
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: have some hot chocolate, and we're gonna go watch the
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: Gilmore Girls. We'd have some kind of fun.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 5: Watch the Gilmore Girls.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: No, but we would for you.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 5: I watched Dexter, So.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: You think you watched Dextra. You think that you have
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: serial killer in you and you don't. You don't have
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: an ounce of it. You don't have one stitch of code.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, right by the code. What's the fucking mode? It's
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 5: a code, and you don't you live by a coeo D.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 5: You live by call of duty, Bro, you don't live
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 5: by a code. You live by a cod this weekend, Yeah, exactly,
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 5: you don't live by a fucking code.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: Rothi's are with one hundred recyclable materials. Even sneaker laces
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: are made from plastic water bottles. You never wonder where
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: your water bottles are going. They're making me into rothy
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: sneaker laces. That shit is recycled, but it doesn't look
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: like a water bottle that's tying your shoe together. It
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: in fact looks like that. I don't know how they
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: do it.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 5: They do.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: They shred it up and fucking lace it up.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 5: It That just mean they melt it down.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: They melt it down and fucking put that thing down,
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: flip it and reverse it. It's fucking wild, bro.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 5: And the driving loafer that they have was named one
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 5: of Times one hundred Best Inventions of the twenty twenty
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 5: one in the Style category, calling it the ideal shoe
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 5: for the late pandemic era.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: They fucking slip on. They look great, they're comfortable to wear.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: You can dress them up, wear them with some fucking shorts,
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: to the fucking dock and fucking go fishing, or you.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 5: Could wear them with a suit. You could wear them
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 5: with a suit and driver Bentley all the way up
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 5: to your fucking castle mansion. You could do literally of
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 5: those two things with the driving lover.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: Because it's so nice and right now, you can get
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: twenty dollars off your first purchase at Rothy's dot com
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: slash son that's r O t h y s dot
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: com slash sun at rothis dot com snager pair of
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: men's or women's shoes for yourself or for somebody else,
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: and do that shit right fucking oh oh.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 5: And from a producer's standpoint, is it against the rules
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 5: if we just started reading all of our ads in
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 5: the beginning, Yeah, it is. They have to be spread out.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 5: I love Oliver. I would take a bullet for any
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 5: of our advertisers. I was just curious.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: I would too. I would also shoot another advertiser for
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: one of my advertisers. Yeah, i'ld go to war for them.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'd call in a drone strike on behalf
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: of any of our advertisers, and it would be my
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: pleasure to do so. I'd kill the innocent just for
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: my fucking advertisers. That's how much I fucking love them.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: Shit is sweet. Do you do any holiday shoping yet?
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 6: Uh?
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 5: Uh? Waiting for that raise to hit that I haven't gotten.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so you're gonna do it next year.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 5: I'm getting that raid two holiday shopping. I'm getting that
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 5: raise come hell or high. The agism isn't thriving in
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 5: the meeting.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: There is crazy agism out here for a young buck like.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 5: No, Jerry Thornton makes like a one point two million
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 5: year yeah, comfortably. Meanwhile, you're over here fucking When I
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 5: go in and ask for raise, I'm like, yeah, so
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 5: I'm like looking for more money, and they're like, how
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 5: does a kitcat bar sound?
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: How about we get you set up with a kit
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: cat What do you think about this? SaaS We let
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: you go through the garbage and pick out all the
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: plastic bottles that's five cents each and you can recycle
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: them yourself. Sasta sound.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 5: Why don't you go grab something off a big cat's
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 5: pile that sounds.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: Nice for you?
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 5: You know that little holiday bonus. Here's a bar I'm
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 5: a part of my take sweatshirt. You can wear this
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 5: nice million dollars worth of game hat, take it outside
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 5: and put in front of you and you can sing
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 5: some songs on the street corner. Maybe some people will
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 5: drop some money in. You know what, there's a fountain
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 5: downtown in Manhattan. Maybe you go for a little swim
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 5: and get some change off the bottom of it. How
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 5: does one chocolate coin sound? Is it really valuable if
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 5: you save them?
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: And yummy too? I don't want to hear you complaining
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: about the food prices in New York. How do we
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: got to we get you a nice pack of Skittles?
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: Would that be nice? Mister Sas?
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 5: I know you love your skittles. Kids your age love skittles.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 5: Why don't we give you a little bit of this
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 5: gerber SaaS? Would that be nice for someone your age?
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 5: Why don't you We'll let you shake a little ass
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 5: on the main page.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: They give you your your raise in but it's coming in
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: like an airplane, like, oh here comes the dollar. Open up?
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 5: What sass? I told them? I'm I need four hundred
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 5: K and I'm walking good bro? Are you taking it
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 5: in bitcoin?
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 9: No?
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 5: Doge only? Really imagine if they paid me in Doge
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 5: that'd be awesome. Why unlimited money so you could doge
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 5: only goes up?
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: But if they paid you in AMC stock Bro.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 5: Now AMC's dead, Bro doch is for no.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: AMC's gonna have another fucking renaissance.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 5: Bro Musk hazar backs were taking dogs to the fucking moon.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 5: I had so much money in doge, about like four
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 5: thousand dollars in dog, which at the time was literally
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 5: I think all of my money. Yeah, no, what happened
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 5: to it? Things were tight for a little bit. There.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: Sounds like you don't need a raise if you just
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: put four thousand dollars into this was my meme stock.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 5: I made a thousand bucks.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: Sounds like you have disposable income out the wazoo.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 8: It was a wild period of time. Now you're on
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 8: the phone all the time.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 5: That was That was rough. I was just making calls
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 5: to whom Big Cat saying, saying, I was texting Big
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 5: Cat asking him to bump naked for me, naked the stock.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, who's trying.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 5: I never did. I led the I was like leading
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 5: the revolution, and then Dave hijacked.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: It the revy uh huh for numbies.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 5: I got like two thousand followers. Dave got like four
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 5: hundred thousand. Yeah. Capitalism, yeah, at its finest, agism too
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 5: ages with your young ass.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: You're young ass never gets followers. If you got enough
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: followers proportionate to your age, you'd have more than Katy Lane,
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: who's KB lang KB lamee. Yeah, the dude on TikTok.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 5: I don't know who that is. I don't know who
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 5: that is.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: Yes, you do.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 5: He's the guy who like takes toothpaste and like makes
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 5: a face. He's like, oh yeah, he's like the most
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 5: followed person, right is he? Really? Yeah, dude, Brent Rivera
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 5: has like eighty million followers on TikTok.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: But I don't know who Bren Rivera is. You don't, No,
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: I don't go and.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 5: Take the comedy god. Really, he's one of the funniest
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 5: people alive. KB the lame one hundred and twenty three mil.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 5: Can we play?
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 3: Uh?
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 5: Can we play Brent Rivera TikTok pull one up? Sure?
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 5: We got to get that. We should be able to
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 5: pull something up here, like Joe Rogan.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: I don't think so, bro, that's kind of more his thing.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 5: Let's make it our thing.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: Okay. Well, if Owen like what Owen said when he
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: was boomed out of his fucking mind, is that ran?
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they're dumb. He's the funniest person on her.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: That sounds like a dancer. That sounds like a d
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: He dances.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 5: He's a good dancer.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: Does he have vacuum sealed abs of steel?
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah? He was with Tom Holland yesterday. Of course he
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 5: was bro He's a goat.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: Spider Man shut up its videos.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 5: He makes funny videos that are like when Bay eats
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 5: your eats your bagel bites and then you're like, Bee,
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 5: what happened to my bagel bites? And she's like uh oh,
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 5: And that's just like a quick fifty million likes.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: That's so good.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 5: He's really good, dude. He's been doing it since he
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 5: was like is see, he's been doing it since fine,
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 5: and he's still just rolling in dough. What about you guys?
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 5: Remember Lance two ten? Oh, he's a goat. He would
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 5: just like scare the shit out of his grandma. Yeah,
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 5: which is all we I think it's fake. Oh, it
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 5: is fake, dude. He did a sketch Cody coated a
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 5: video about about Lance two ten and he was like
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 5: looking at one of his pranks and Lance is like
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 5: the whole prank. It's just like he's laying on the
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 5: floor of like right outside of his like when right
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 5: and you walk in the front door and he has
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 5: like blood on his wrists and like a massive knife
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 5: like sitting next to him, so like it makes it
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 5: look like he killed himself. And then his girlfriend walks
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 5: in and starts like screaming and crying, and he like
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 5: wakes up and it's like the worst prank ever. I
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 5: don't think that like that's not a prank.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: Well it is, but it's just like, uh, I blame
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: the victims of that plant prank, not the victim shame.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: But like if you're if this dude is always like
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: doing crazy ass pranks, like you have to know that
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: that's what the fuck's going on, Like you can't be
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: overreacting every single time, like he's the boy who cried wolf,
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: and like he would have to kill himself to fucking
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: even get a reaction.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 5: That relationship wouldn't work.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: What do you mean.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 5: Imagine if you were home and your wife was just
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 5: like pretending to kill herself.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that shit is, But there's like a million couples
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: who do this.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 5: Hit it again very funny or like pretending to like
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 5: cheat on you, like fucking a pillow or something like that,
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 5: and you come and beat the show.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 8: Oh yeah, or like telling my boyfriend I'm pregnant. Yeah,
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 8: that kind of shit, like all the time.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: That would be exhausting, and you have to just know
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: that it's happening, like you just look around for a
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: camera at all times, Like there's no way someone can
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: always be that gullible.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 5: Ken Jack did a prank on his girlfriend the the
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 5: scratch lottery ticket one. Mmmm. That was hilarious.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: He made her think she won the lottery.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 8: Well, actually he kind of does that shit too. He
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 8: was on that He was on his security monitor that
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 8: they just got and he was screaming into it and
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 8: watching his girlfriend freak out at home.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 5: But she didn't know you could talk to it. But
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 5: he doesn't do it like for content. He just does
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 5: it and like shows us. Yeah, ken Jack two ten, dude,
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 5: it was fucking The scratcher one was hilarious because he
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 5: like set up the camera and just like left the
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 5: scratcher there and like walked away, and she was like
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 5: like she like thought she won and she was like
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 5: freaking out and then he like showed her. I don't know,
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 5: he did this to us.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: He like brought the shit. Yeah radio studio or whatever.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he did it during the yak he did. It's
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 5: a big tea, right, ah, yeah, I think some shit
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 5: like that, but big T knew like right away. I
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 5: think you.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: Think you're a gullible guy. No, you think you're prankable.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 5: No, not at all.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: Well let's fucking see.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 5: Then you're you're gullible.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: That's funny.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 5: Bro, you thought we didn't have bathrooms in our apartment,
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 5: you dumb mofo. You said it and you believed it
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 5: like everybody else. Definition of gullible.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: You fucking lie.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 5: Why the hell would we not have a bathroom in
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 5: our apartment? Bro?
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: You thought that Wayne Gretzky played baseball.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 5: I wasn't paying attention. Yeah I met Gretzky. Bro, ninety nine.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: Weren't even his number. Now we just caught you.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 5: I met him at Lake Now you're changing his number.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 5: I met him at Lake Placid. Bro.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: Oh really, what did you say? You're thinking of Tony Hawk?
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 5: Now I'm thinking of Wing.
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: No, you're thinking of Tony Hawk.
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 5: What do you play? Who do you play for?
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: Sacramento Kings?
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 5: The United States of America?
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: He played for the USA.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 5: No miracle reference, it's a miracle reference.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: Played for Canada.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 5: Bro, did he play for Toronto? Now?
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: Bro play for Montreal, the Canadians and then the king probad.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 5: He played for the maple Leaves.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: Now, Bro, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 5: They let him play a game on each team as
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 5: the last season. Dude, he played on the maple Leaves.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: He said it was always his dream. No, he didn't know.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: He fucking didn't.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 7: Bro.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 5: Didn't Shack do that too?
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: Shack played for the maple Leaves. Yeah, but he didn't
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: play for both teams. He was a player coach for
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: the month he played for. Told you he played for
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: the fucking Kings, Bro? Oh wow, he did fucking told you, Bro.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 5: The Oilers, the Kings, the Blues and the Rangers. I
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 5: guess I was wrong. Wow, very rare occurrence when I'm wrong.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 5: Literally just said it.
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: I was just fucking telling you exactly who the fuck
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: he played for.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 2: Bro.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 5: Maybe just open your ears. I fucking hate when you
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 5: guys do that.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: Maybe fucking listen one time?
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 5: All right, we're wrapping it up. How long have we
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 5: been going for? On?
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 8: Uh?
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 5: Two fifteen? What? I can't be right? What? How long
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 5: have we actually been going for? An hour and thirty yeah.
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 1: I grow weary of talking right now. Let's let's call it, bro.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 5: All right, we might have another episode coming out at
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 5: the end of the week. Probably not, wouldn't probably next week.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: Probably will be next week when you're.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 5: Normally recorded this week. But all right, fucking christ, why Bro,
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 5: it's pissing me off so much?
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 1: Then why did you introduce it? You let a fox
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: in the hen house.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 5: That's not what it sounds like. You're like, okay, Bro,
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 5: that's literally what it's all. I think I'm getting sick
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 5: of talking right now.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: Shit sounds like a ghost haunting you.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 5: You wouldn't know shit about ghosts haunting you. I bitch
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 5: slap a ghost if you wouldn't, I karate chop. If
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 5: you saw the man in the hat, Bro, what would
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 5: I do?
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: Like scream and be like, oh my god, there's a thing.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 1: I'd like point to it.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 5: What do you What would you do? Realist?
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: I'll probably go talk to it. I'd be like, what's up? Brow?
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 5: What did you do? You just moved to the other
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 5: side of the couch. I was like six. You said
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 5: you were twelve, may as well be the same thing.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was twelve years ago.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 5: I don't need you guys to victim shame me.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: I'm not victim shamy.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 5: I'm just saying sorry, I met the devil and you didn't.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: I dance with the devil.
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 5: You're gonna meet the devil after you called the fucking
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 5: the blood and body of Christ a snack. It is,
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 5: bro going to hell for that. That's just delicious.
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: Bro. You ever dip it in some fucking garlic salt?
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 5: No, you didn't have that option at church, at Church
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 5: Jesus Christ. All right, thanks for listening.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: No, Bro, no, no, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Bro, I
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 1: star listening. Bye. I'm sorry, Bro. I didn't mean to
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: call attention to that. Bro. I fucking I love Jesus
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 1: and I'm scared of ghosts.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 5: All right, all right?
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 1: Is that what you wanted to hear?
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah? Now we won't have to finish this podcast. This
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 5: is gonna be the last episode.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 1: Really, now, can it not be? We'll see I'll be
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: on my best behavior, worst bro.
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 5: I don't want to see you what your best behavior.
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 5: I want to see you what your worst behave.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: You're motherfuckers never loved us.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 5: All right, thanks for listening, guys. We'll see you, guys.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: Buy some fucking merch.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we got a really good episode coming out next
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 5: week with a very very special guest.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 1: Now, this episode is really good. Listen to this whole episode.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 5: First, they are at the end of the episode.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 1: Okay, cool, that's true. Buy some merch, listen on, put
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 1: us on next year, Spotify wrapped.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 5: Start now, but don't start now. Start. Let's listen to
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 5: Apple for a bit and then maybe halfway through the
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 5: year we can transfer over.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 8: Listen on Apple, and then when you go to bed,
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 8: listen on on Spotify or repeat.
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 1: Yes, can you put it a podcast on repeat?
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 5: Yes? Oh yeah, they just actually they just automatically restart
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 5: when you're done with the episode. I think. No, you
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 5: can't put it on repeat.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 10: I know.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 5: Okay, all right, thanks for listening guys. Peace,