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813: My Full Moon · Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald

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  Speaker 1: Look who's here?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, baby, guys.
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  Speaker 1: I missed you so much, you guys, and I'm so
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  Speaker 1: happy that Donald you you you took the time to
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  Speaker 1: put on the Mickey Mouse hoodie because I was worried
• 0:16
  Speaker 1: you might not be wearing it.
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  Speaker 3: Dude, listen, this is a tradition.
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  Speaker 1: This is your uniform.
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  Speaker 3: This I jumped right back into play. Here's what are
• 0:26
  Speaker 3: you wearing? Man? You got a hoodie on?
• 0:28
  Speaker 1: You're gone, all three of us change. You seem to
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  Speaker 1: you have your Scrubs podcast uniform.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Daniel, where are you?
• 0:38
  Speaker 1: Daniel lives in New York. Now I'm in our new apartment.
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  Speaker 3: Daniel, you live in New York Now you're still married? Right?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, we moved together, dog, and all you guys were back.
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  Speaker 1: Missed you so much. So much has happened, So I
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  Speaker 1: don't know how we begin to do a podcast.
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  Speaker 3: How do we start?
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  Speaker 1: There's so much that's happened, But most importantly, I'll tell
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  Speaker 1: you where we start. We start with that Donald Faison
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  Speaker 1: has a hit new comedy.
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  Speaker 4: I can do.
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  Speaker 3: Don't druseph lause, Daddy, Yes, you're freaking John Cryer, Abigail Spencer,
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  Speaker 3: Sophia Capana, Finn Sweeney Lenny Klak Show ran by Michae O'Malley.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so happy for you man. Now, when is an on?
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  Speaker 1: Tell everyone when it's.
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  Speaker 3: On Tuesdays eight thirty following Night Court on NBC. Please
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  Speaker 3: tune in.
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  Speaker 1: It's doing really well. I saw the number.
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  Speaker 3: Well it's yes, it's doing well. The critics hate us,
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  Speaker 3: but you know what, that's how it goes.
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  Speaker 1: You know what, though, I got to tell you that,
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  Speaker 1: you know, you made a family sitcom that everybody can
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  Speaker 1: watch with their kids. It's not exactly the kind of
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  Speaker 1: thing critics stereotypically are going to go, you know, ape shit.
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  Speaker 3: For somebody said to me and I and then it
• 2:01
  Speaker 3: made a lot of sense. If a critic likes your sitcom,
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  Speaker 3: your sitcoms probably not going to last on television very
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  Speaker 3: long because it's a very small group of people that
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  Speaker 3: it's a niche type of sitcom. Because critics have seen
• 2:18
  Speaker 3: every sitcom that's ever been on, so yours is now niche,
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  Speaker 3: and so now critics are like, it's very different. Right,
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  Speaker 3: nobody wants a different sitcom. We are what you are
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  Speaker 3: looking for when it comes to sitcom television, right.
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  Speaker 1: And I also think that Amen and I also think
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  Speaker 1: that parents are you know, you hear all the time
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  Speaker 1: people being like, what the fuck can I watch with
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  Speaker 1: my kids? Because everything on TV that's cool and that
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  Speaker 1: people love is edgy. And you know, people are always
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  Speaker 1: looking on for someon what can you put on after
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  Speaker 1: dinner at at eight thirty? Or you could I suppose
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  Speaker 1: you could TV. I was about to say tv R
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  Speaker 1: you can stream it or whatever, and just I know,
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  Speaker 1: I was about to say videotape and watched your kids
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  Speaker 1: and you made that. You made a wholesome sitcom that's
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  Speaker 1: funny that everybody can watch together, So don't worry about
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  Speaker 1: negative views.
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  Speaker 3: And is with John Cryer, dude, it's with freaking Sean Cryer.
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  Speaker 3: Look if you follow me on Instagram or or my
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  Speaker 3: career at all, Uh, there are two people in my
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  Speaker 3: other than Harrison Ford. There are two people in my
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  Speaker 3: life that had a big influence on me as a teenager,
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  Speaker 3: and that was Kadeem Hardison as Dwayne Wayne and then
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  Speaker 3: John Cryer as Ducky that character. I missed them together
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  Speaker 3: and that's who I played in high school. You know
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  Speaker 3: what I mean? Because nobody, let's keep it one hundred.
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  Speaker 3: Nobody's who they really are in high school. We're all
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  Speaker 3: you know what I mean, we're all playing a role.
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  Speaker 3: But anyway, that was the character I decided to play
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  Speaker 3: in a high school full of actors and stuff like that, musicians.
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  Speaker 1: Did you wear the glasses with the fold up?
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  Speaker 3: I did, but both of them had the glasses if
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  Speaker 3: you recall.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, they did them.
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  Speaker 3: So that's the thing you like, you liked to not
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  Speaker 3: just the glasses, the hat, the vest. Sometimes maybe wear
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  Speaker 3: a bow tie to school. Maybe not, you know, you
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  Speaker 3: know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: You know, I ran into your cast at a at
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  Speaker 1: a Emmy's pre party, and I was so funny. I
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  Speaker 1: was like, I was like your wife. I was like,
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  Speaker 1: he's having so much fun with you guys, like clutching
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  Speaker 1: my pearls, being like he just loves being with you. Guys.
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  Speaker 3: We want you on the show. How about that?
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  Speaker 1: Well, if you come on, if you write me a
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  Speaker 1: funny cameo, I don't want to do a cameo. I
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  Speaker 1: want a good part.
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  Speaker 3: No, you have a good part.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not coming into So the audience goes, woo.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no no, no, it's not gonna
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  Speaker 3: be that.
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  Speaker 1: I want a good part.
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  Speaker 3: You have, you have way too much television talent.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I just don't want to be a Woo Donald
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  Speaker 1: basically in all aspects of my life. I'm just trying
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  Speaker 1: to do things where I'm not just a boo.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, no doubt keep it one hundred after sex and
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  Speaker 3: woo is necessary.
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  Speaker 1: To say woo after you have sextion? No, she has
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  Speaker 1: an orgasm and she's like whoo.
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  Speaker 3: Imagine imagine your spouse after or whoever, your lover, whatever,
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  Speaker 3: you guys have, just whoever it is after you have
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  Speaker 3: just climax and they have climax, they go whoo it.
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  Speaker 1: I missed you. You look hot at the Critics Choice Awards.
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  Speaker 3: I saw you.
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  Speaker 1: That was a nice suit.
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  Speaker 3: You looked hot at all of these parties.
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  Speaker 1: I saw you at well, I only went to a
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  Speaker 1: couple I did. I did have a really cool hang
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  Speaker 1: with your with your boy Harrison last night.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah you did. You guys look like you were doing it.
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  Speaker 3: Pig come out on stage at the critics started to
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  Speaker 3: cut you off, Buddy, I come, and this is the
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  Speaker 3: last time I promised. I'm just excited about.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how we're going to do a show.
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  Speaker 1: I have nine thousand things to talk about. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: going to do an hour and a half show.
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  Speaker 3: But go ahead. All of this stuff is new to me.
• 6:02
  Speaker 3: When Scrubs was going on, you were the star of Scrubs.
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  Speaker 3: You know, well it was an ensemble, but you were
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  Speaker 3: the head of the ensemble and you were the star
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  Speaker 3: of it, and so you had to do and you
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  Speaker 3: were there all the time, and so the show really
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  Speaker 3: surrounded about around you, and you had to go and
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  Speaker 3: do all of this press and stuff like that and
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  Speaker 3: get out and do you know. But we were young
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  Speaker 3: and we had the stamina for it and everything. Right.
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  Speaker 3: So now as an adult, it's a joke that was
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  Speaker 3: made at the award show. But you know, when I
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  Speaker 3: was younger, I definitely wanted to be at the award
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  Speaker 3: shows and get my picture taken and everything like that.
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  Speaker 3: Now I get it, it's for pressed and we're there
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  Speaker 3: to make everybody happy, you know what I mean, at
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  Speaker 3: the studio for the network, you know, so the fans
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  Speaker 3: can see us and know that our show is out
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  Speaker 3: there and everything. But I wanted to be at my kids'
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  Speaker 3: basketball game. Anyway, I got dressed up, we go out
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  Speaker 3: and everything, and it's exactly when I was younger what
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  Speaker 3: I wanted. You know what I mean. It was exactly that.
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  Speaker 3: As an adult. You know, I'm literally in between the
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  Speaker 3: show at the critics' choice, I'm watching on Live Barn
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  Speaker 3: my kid play basketball and everything like that and looking
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  Speaker 3: up with you know what I mean, trying to you know,
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  Speaker 3: applaud when I'm supposed to applaud and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: You know when I was younger, you don't want to
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  Speaker 1: get caught on the camera because people won't know it's
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  Speaker 1: something as sweet as watching your kids basketball. Be like
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  Speaker 1: this motherfucker's board and watching watching.
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  Speaker 3: The sports right right, exactly, but it's exactly what I wanted.
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  Speaker 3: All of the big celebrities and stars were in the
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  Speaker 3: house at this Bad Boy, and it was like, wow,
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  Speaker 3: this is this is cool, this is great all right,
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  Speaker 3: but uh yeah, I really wanted to be watching my kids.
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  Speaker 1: That's very sweet. You're a very good dad, and that
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  Speaker 1: makes my heart warm. But I also want to say
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  Speaker 1: you looked great. I like that suit. That was a
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  Speaker 1: nice suit.
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  Speaker 3: I like Paul Smith's baby.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah he looks great.
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  Speaker 3: And you know I'm gonna be on can be honest
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  Speaker 3: with you real quick.
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  Speaker 1: We don't want any lies on the show.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, here we go. That's something that wardrobe put together
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  Speaker 3: for me, mashup of Dolce and Gabana Paul Smith. I
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  Speaker 3: think I had my shoes would definitely Louse Biton because
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  Speaker 3: the bottoms were red with the bottoms biton Chris Carpet
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  Speaker 3: like woo like how I like it? After sex?
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  Speaker 1: Oh so you had lou batons and uh green, it
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  Speaker 1: was like a green velvet.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Paul Smith. Yeah, and then Doce and Gabana pants. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You clean up nice, baby, you clean up nice.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you. Haircut by Vaughan.
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  Speaker 1: I got to go to a I went to the
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  Speaker 1: Apple party last night after them, and that was really cool.
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  Speaker 2: You looked fire, dude, Really.
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  Speaker 3: You look handsome. That picture you, Harrison and Bill, you
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  Speaker 3: guys look like the rat, the rat pat type. It
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  Speaker 3: was dope.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you. I just threw on a little something. And
• 9:04
  Speaker 1: the cool thing is, I'm really We're about to gear
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  Speaker 1: up and start shrinking season two and I am directing
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  Speaker 1: episodes number three and number four, So I'm really excited.
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  Speaker 1: I love the show. I love the cast, and you
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  Speaker 1: know it's just cool, you know, with Harrison in all
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  Speaker 1: that mayhem, you know, with all these people vying for
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  Speaker 1: his attention. I had this kind of cool moment where
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  Speaker 1: you like did that thing where you're like, you know,
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  Speaker 1: called me over and said, come sit down next to
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  Speaker 1: me and talk to me. So that's obviously very surreal,
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  Speaker 1: even though I know him now, But it also was
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  Speaker 1: cool just because gearing seeing the whole cast and like
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  Speaker 1: getting excited, and I don't know, I'm stoked, you know,
• 9:43
  Speaker 1: those of you outside the business, I'm sure.
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 1: We've been on strike for so long, and I'm just
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  Speaker 1: so excited to go be creative because it's been so
• 9:52
  Speaker 1: long since I've been able to do anything creative and
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  Speaker 1: I love this show and I have so much fun
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  Speaker 1: doing it. And then Last So Too, I mean, even
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  Speaker 1: though I'm just a minuscule part of it, it was
• 10:03
  Speaker 1: just kind of cool to see all the Last Soo
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  Speaker 1: gang from For those of you who don't know, I
• 10:08
  Speaker 1: directed an episode of Last so season one, episode Too,
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  Speaker 1: the Biscuits. I did. It might be your favorite episode
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  Speaker 1: because it's the one about the biscuits. Just you know,
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  Speaker 1: but I know it's cool to see the whole Lasso
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  Speaker 1: gang because when I directed Last so none of it
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  Speaker 1: had happened yet, you know. I I directed episode two
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  Speaker 1: of season one, and I was like, this show is
• 10:28
  Speaker 1: cute and funny and everyone's really talented, and I think
• 10:30
  Speaker 1: people are gonna like it. And I left, you know,
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  Speaker 1: so I'm seeing all that. I'm seeing all these cast
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  Speaker 1: members being like you guys, remember like they were all
• 10:39
  Speaker 1: unknown other than obviously obviously Jason, and and and and
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  Speaker 1: Hannah was a bit known, and I and Juno sorry
• 10:48
  Speaker 1: some of them most some of them are known, but
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  Speaker 1: you know, all the young guys. I was like, Oh
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  Speaker 1: my gosh, you guys, what it's so crazy to see
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  Speaker 1: you after all that's happened to you. That was just
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  Speaker 1: a fun, full circle moment.
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  Speaker 3: What's crazy about that is you you know, we talk
• 11:02
  Speaker 3: about it a lot early on when you're developing what
• 11:05
  Speaker 3: the show is. The first few episodes, the directors that
• 11:09
  Speaker 3: come in, they're really the ones that formulate what is
• 11:12
  Speaker 3: to come for the next if the show's success got
• 11:15
  Speaker 3: the look for the next few seasons. That biscuit thing
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  Speaker 3: ran for really really, really really really long time, you
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  Speaker 3: know what I mean, all the way to the end
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  Speaker 3: almost I mean, well, at the end of the season when
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  Speaker 3: they figured out that he's making them shits himself.
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  Speaker 1: No, that was not That was the end of my
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  Speaker 1: episode Donald, but thanks for being a big fan. More importantly,
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  Speaker 1: I think what I got to do was set sort
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  Speaker 1: of the heart of it. You know, the pilot is
• 11:38
  Speaker 1: really really funny of Lasso, but then season episode two
• 11:41
  Speaker 1: was the first one that was like, Oh, don't worry,
• 11:43
  Speaker 1: we're gonna break your heart too. Yeah, And I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: It's just so cool and I'm happy for them, and
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  Speaker 1: shrinking is is just so much fun to work on.
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  Speaker 1: And then there's another new Bill Lawrence drop coming out
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  Speaker 1: not till the summer, unfortunately, but I did. I did
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  Speaker 1: a little care dark on his new Vince Vaughn show
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  Speaker 1: called Bad Monkey that that's gonna be really good too.
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  Speaker 3: I say one last thing about the critics choice. It
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  Speaker 3: does involve Bill Lawrence too.
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  Speaker 1: You can say whatever you want, this is yours.
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  Speaker 3: I walk out on stage to present the award for
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  Speaker 3: Limited Series with my cast mates from the Extended Family,
• 12:18
  Speaker 3: Abigail Spencer, John Cryer. We walk out on stage. Who's
• 12:21
  Speaker 3: in the front looking right at me but Bill Lawrence,
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  Speaker 3: Neil Goldman, Harrison Ford, Brett Goldstein, and Jason Siegel. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So we walk out and right away, yo oh, they
• 12:38
  Speaker 3: start screaming at me. On stage with these guys, so
• 12:42
  Speaker 3: we start screaming back. I don't know if I don't
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  Speaker 3: know what if it was, I don't know if it
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  Speaker 3: got caught on television, but we're screaming live at each other.
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  Speaker 3: It was really nice to run down when you know,
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  Speaker 3: when it goes black and they're announcing the nominees and everything,
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  Speaker 3: to give Bill a hug and everything like that.
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  Speaker 1: It came you ran off the stage during the Parne
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  Speaker 1: Wow game. That's really really, really scandalous.
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  Speaker 3: Get back up on stage and and freaking John Cryer goes, Donald,
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  Speaker 3: you were two hugs away from Harrison Ford. I looked
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  Speaker 3: down Harrison standing dead center in the middle of the table,
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  Speaker 3: and I'm like, should I made He made the right choice,
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  Speaker 3: But oh man, I could have if I stayed a
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  Speaker 3: little bit.
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  Speaker 1: You know this season, Donald, because you know last season
• 13:32
  Speaker 1: was COVID and so many rules. This season, I think
• 13:34
  Speaker 1: you can come and visit us on the Warner Brothers
• 13:36
  Speaker 1: a lot and comes to High High and meet your
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: meet your favorite.
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  Speaker 3: I would love that a lot. That would be nice.
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  Speaker 3: Hell yeah, because I'll be that would be nice just
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  Speaker 3: to kick it with him. I wonder if he still
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  Speaker 3: smokes weed or if he ever did.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, he was a carpenter hanging out with Carrie.
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  Speaker 1: Probably he wants uh, we were doing this bit in
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  Speaker 1: the episode I directed where he had to keep slamming
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  Speaker 1: a door and the and a little bit. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know if I told this story before, sorry if I did,
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  Speaker 1: But a little bit of the molding around the door
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  Speaker 1: came off and everyone was like, somebody call a carpenter.
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  Speaker 1: Ricos He's like, are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 3: I got this.
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  Speaker 1: I was a carpenter. And he starts kicking it and
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: kicking it and fixing the molding by kicking it back.
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  Speaker 5: We definitely haven't heard that story.
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  Speaker 3: No, that's the first.
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: Wow. What else we we got to talk about the
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  Speaker 1: Emmy's that was. I personally loved Succession and I loved
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: the Bear, and so I was happy that they dominated.
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: I haven't seen Beef. I don't know if you guys
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: have seen Beef, but.
• 14:39
  Speaker 3: I've never watched any of these shows.
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: We know that Donald, the audience knows.
• 14:43
  Speaker 3: The hold on man the names of these shows. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: so Succession not necessarily the name of that one, but
• 14:52
  Speaker 3: the beat on the theme song for that one is fire. Yes, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: that's one of the most Fire's theme songs ever.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree, I miss hearing it.
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  Speaker 3: Beef is the dopest, one of the dopest names for
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  Speaker 3: a show, because back in the day, beef was a
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  Speaker 3: hip hop thing. Yo, you got beef. Yeah, I got beef.
• 15:13
  Speaker 3: You got beef. Yeah, we got beef. And that meant
• 15:16
  Speaker 3: you were ready to you you hated each other and
• 15:18
  Speaker 3: you guys were ready to throw down. It's gone so
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: far into the mainstream main vein vein.
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: You realize it is this. I haven't seen the show,
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: but it is about a beef between two people. Yes, Wow,
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: they cleaned up that. That is I mean, you gotta
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: watch it now, right, How could you not watch it
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: after it one?
• 15:38
  Speaker 3: Have to watch it now? Yeah, you gotta watch it now. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: all of these shows, freaking Succession, you got to go
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  Speaker 3: back and watch that now.
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: I knew the moment, the moment I saw as a
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: director Connor's wedding on Succession, I was like, this will
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: win every single Emmy, and it did. I called it.
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  Speaker 1: I called it back after the fucking cut to black
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  Speaker 1: on that episode. That's a great one, right, Joelle, is
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  Speaker 1: she right.
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  Speaker 5: In the heart?
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  Speaker 3: Oh god?
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  Speaker 1: Oh Man and Kieren Culkin. I'm so happy for him.
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  Speaker 1: He just seems like such a nice guy.
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  Speaker 3: Sally. Since he was a kid, we went together, me
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  Speaker 3: and that kid. Since he was a kid, I known him.
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  Speaker 3: That's right, He's always been a good kid.
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  Speaker 1: There's a lot of guys and gals, but I just
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  Speaker 1: my brain went to the guys who had just been
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: doing this so long. They are finally having their moment,
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: like Jeremy Allen White and Evan Moss and Kieren. Yeah,
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: there's some.
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: There's someone around for a very long time.
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: I just I'm just so happy for people that have
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: been like journeymen, actors and actresses or as the as
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: the as the people say. I think this is correct,
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: Joelle getting their flowers.
• 16:48
  Speaker 5: Yes, yes, indeed, it's.
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: Lovely because it's very hard in this town. There's so
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: many ups and downs, there's so many years. I mean,
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: that was very moving when when Kieran was saying, like
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: the thing about he said something about my manager has
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: been with me even when no one would, you know,
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: consider me for things. And I just I'm always very
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: moved when people finally get their their moment of recognition
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: for their talent. I just find it very very moving.
• 17:15
  Speaker 5: Amen, it makes it all seem worth it.
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: But this is also a town that's very what's next,
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: you know what I mean. Of course, as as as
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: much as it's awesome that everybody won awards last night,
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: that ain't it's not over. We still got to keep
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: pushing and congratulations to everyone that won, obviously, but what's next.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: Well, that's why they get a little time, Dolly, a
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: little time to hold their emmy and and uh and
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: and feel good. But about about a month they'll be like,
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: oh god, I'll never work again. It's true. You you
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: you have such when you have a hit, and when
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: you have something that works, you're like, this is the universe.
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: This is all the universe is ever gonna give me.
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna even Chris Nolan was like, you know who
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: never won shockingly, he never won a Golden Globe and
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: he that's just crazy. And he was up there being like,
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: I think you know I'm not mistaken. He said something
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: like in case I'm never up here again, or something
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: like that. But uh, you know, you get your you
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: get your moment, and uh, I don't know. I like
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: award shows. I mean it's also silly, like what art
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: is better than other art. But I just love I
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: love actors and I love directors, and I just love
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: seeing it, seeing everybody be happy.
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: I hate that the award shows are so focused on
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: actors and not that I don't love actors and directors
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: and everything like that. I think that when we were younger,
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: there were so many categories, you know what I mean,
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: and the categories were seen on television. Yeah, and I
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: thought that was really cool, you know what I mean. Like,
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: you know, I ran into Phil and Chris who did
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: Spider Verse, and they got their award on the carpet.
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: They found out they got there, that's where they found.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: No, which is insane. Do you think about the amount
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: of artistry and work went into that award.
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: And right exactly into one into that way into that movie.
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: Just think about how much how much time and effort
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: went into that and they found out on the red carpet,
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: you know what I mean. I know it's crazy to me.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: I know, what about cinematography and and and costume designer productions.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: I like the fact that those aren't presented. I guess
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: just you know, the I think they assume probably rightly.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: I don't know that the that the public who's not
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: mega into TV and film doesn't care. They just want
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: to see the stars. I guess right.
• 19:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and we're not seeing a change in viewership numbers though, so.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: I hope nobody nobody really cares.
• 20:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, I just feel like if you're if the
• 20:03
  Speaker 6: whole premise of your awards is to celebrate the community
• 20:06
  Speaker 6: of creatives.
• 20:07
  Speaker 5: And let's give it.
• 20:08
  Speaker 6: I mean freaking we miss Nick Offerman's speech for one
• 20:12
  Speaker 6: of the best guest roles in a drama ever because
• 20:15
  Speaker 6: he had to do it at the Creative Arts Emmys.
• 20:16
  Speaker 6: I just feel like, you know, it would be great.
• 20:18
  Speaker 6: I miss seeing costumes and makeup design and even the
• 20:20
  Speaker 6: sound people because they show the clips and it's like,
• 20:23
  Speaker 6: if you don't know how that stuff works, you get
• 20:25
  Speaker 6: these like really short, bite sized clips that are like,
• 20:28
  Speaker 6: oh this is I mean, the Oscars were my introduction
• 20:30
  Speaker 6: to the entertainment industry at large, like what are all
• 20:32
  Speaker 6: the jobs you can do? What are all the positions?
• 20:35
  Speaker 6: And if that's not there, I think kids who you know,
• 20:38
  Speaker 6: don't grow up inside of the entertainment industry miss out
• 20:41
  Speaker 6: on a lot.
• 20:42
  Speaker 5: And so I hope I hope Awards goes back to it.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: I mean, not awarding the cinematographer. Everything you're looking appreciating
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: is the photography, and uh and the fact that that's
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: I don't even know if if there were, I'm sure
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: it was the creative art semis. I don't know what
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: one cinematography in television this year.
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: There's so many platforms too now where I don't know.
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: It seems like the award show has gotten gotten very
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: specific and it's who's in the audience. And that's cool,
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: because I'm not gonna lie. It was cool to see
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: Robert Downey Jr. The other night. That was really fucking cool.
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: I didn't say shit. I didn't say The only person
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: I spoke to really was Reese Witherspoon. I spoke to
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: her daughter, and I got another story I gotta tell.
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: So this happened. This is the last story I'll tell
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: about this Award show because this is the first time
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: ever in the history that this has ever happened to
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: me before by someone in my own race. We're sitting
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: there with a bunch of people at the table and
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: a young African American lady comes up to me and goes,
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: mister Gooding, I just have to say no, no, yes, oh.
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: God, you don't look anything like.
• 22:01
  Speaker 5: Look, yes, I'm so sorry. I'm sorry that happened to you.
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: I just love you. And I go, let me stop
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: you right there, young lady, I am not Cooba Gooding
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: Junior or his brother oh.
• 22:16
  Speaker 5: Mark, oh no.
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: And she immediately doesn't apologize or anything, stands up and
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: just walks away. Oh oh, walks away. I was like,
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: and so this is in front of John Cryer and
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: Abigail Spencer.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: And this is she was so embowras she had to
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: just walk away.
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: It is the first time African American any woman has
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: ever done this this like, do you know how you
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: look like him?
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: Though?
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: I mean I congratulated, listen, like inside I'm laughing hard,
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: but the other part of me is like, I don't
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: even look like the brother man.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: Like last night, a woman came up to me at
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: the Apple party and she said, and there's two women
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: and they were very lovely, and she said, I love
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: you so much. And I said, thank you. I really
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: appreciate that. She goes, it's just you're amazing, and I said,
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: I thank you. You're so sweet, thank you so much.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: She goes, armchair expert is my favorite. She thought you
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: were Dax. Oh no, but I at least look I
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: at least look like Dax.
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: I don't look anything like Coobagat and Junior other than
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: the fact that we have similar skin color, and I
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: think his is a little bit more golden.
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: I'm so used to people thinking that I'm that I'm
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: Dax that I just I know they're gonna be embarrassed,
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: and so I feel bad almost telling them. Some sometimes
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: I just walk away, and other times I'm just like, oh,
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: you're thinking of of Dax. I. I also have a podcast.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: It's called Fake Doctors.
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: Out.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: I don't go into like my career. I'm always like,
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: you know, since you like podcasts, I feel like I'll
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: just yet one quick plug in with one person.
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: That's next, next, three years, next year.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: I had a super cringe moment, by the way last
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: night that I came I'm not drinking. I haven't had
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: a drink in a very long time, but this is
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: the kind of thing you would have happened drinking. But
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: I I got home last night and I got in
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: the tub. I'm been taking a lot of hot baths
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: at the end of the day, which I really recommend.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: That's I have like a great epiphanies in the tub.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: Hot bath rules, A hot bath at the end of
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: the night, no phone, nothing, just sitting there thinking. And
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: you can have some I have some really great thoughts
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: and creative ideas, but anyway, this one was a bad one.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: I pulled up, I went, I went with Amanda Clutes
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: to the Apple party and as we're pulling up, I
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: see this woman and again obviously one hundred percent sober,
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: and I go, oh my god, she this woman. I
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: have to tell you this crazy story being in my career.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: She and I go in this whole story and we
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: get out of the car and I see the woman
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: and I start referencing the story and I start telling
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: her thank you for something she did for me when
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: I was first starting out, and she's just being so
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: sweet and nodding and kind, and I made like three
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: references and that I had told Amanda. So Amanda was like,
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: that's so sweet what you did for Zach. And we
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: go in to the party and parties gad and I'm
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: in my tub at the end of the night and
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: I went, I think, that's a fucking different woman, perfect
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: and it's so cringe. But she was so lovely. Because
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: I'm ninety nine point nine nine nine percent sure it
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: was not her, and and she was like nodding and
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: smiling and being lovely. But I'm like, that's not the
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: woman that I've think love And in the past I
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: could have like blamed that on, like you idiot, you
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: got two buzz Like no, I was stone hold.
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: Now you were fine, It's all right though, somebody feels good,
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: that's all right. But you saw to Dave Chapelle jump
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: off somebody's living. You were in somebody's dream. Somebody. You
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: were in somebody's dream, giving them all the affirmation they
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: ever wanted and everything like that from you.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: It's so funny that I was, I think it myself,
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: like here I am went to a giant party night,
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: didn't even have a sip of booze. I'm sitting here
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: in my tub, my tub thinking session. And I'm like,
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: you still manage to say something so crinch.
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: What happens?
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: Shit happens?
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, I mean one of the Nelson twins when
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: I was at sushi once came up to me while
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: I was eating and like a little bit more than
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: a whisper because of a sushi and you have to
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: talk louder than the people goes Alfonso.
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: You don't look like Alfonso either. I know it's crazy,
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: but dah, I have to take because we do look
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: like brothers. But I and I always try and be
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: sweet about it. But these people you don't look like. Yeah,
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: there's no story.
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: Not only have I been mistaken for somebody else by
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: a celebrity, but also by somebody from my own ethnicity.
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I want to go back as Joel found the
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: cinematography Christian Sprang for Atlanta, which is incredibly shot, and
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: m David Mullen for The Marvelous Missus Maisel, which is
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: also incredibly shot. They do these epic wanners on Mazel
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: that are so cool, and I sent a video to
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: Bill of one of them like they because on Instagram
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: it knows I love cinematography, so it sends me all
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: these videos and the top half will be like the
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: shot and the set, and the bottom half is the
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: is the behind the scenes shooting the shot. And it
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: was one of these, like such an epic wanner like
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: all around a giant set and it went on for
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: like like probably five minutes, and I sent it to Bill.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: I was like, we need to do shit like this.
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: But check this out. That's another show though, right there.
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: When You're Hot, Holy cow, You're hot. That won everything
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: in the beginning. Nothing's really changed, you just said it
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: so yourself. The shots are amazing. I don't doubt that
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: acting has changed or anything like that.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: But it just had its moment, dude. It got so
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: much love. They won so many awards. It's just now
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: there's a new new kids on the block, you know.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah man, all these shot everything, everything that was nominated
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: and beyond. There was so much good television this year.
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: But you know, things things become the zeitgey's holy shit,
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: have you not seen the Bear? I mean, have you
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: not seen Succession? They just become like the most beloved things.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: It's so hard to make, as we've discussed on here
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: so many times, something for everyone. You're not. You know,
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: it's so rare that something breaks through and is so
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: universally loved and and and so that's what that's what happens.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: It's just like and and sometimes sometimes the critics and
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: everyone loves something that audiences don't. And the Succession and
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: the Bear just as examples are our shows that just
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: everybody fucking loved.
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah man, this year, I'm congratulations to everyone who won
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: from that show, and I hope it pushes the needle
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: forward on your career, because that's what that's what we
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: all hope, you know what I mean. It's not just
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: the recognition of what you did, it's the possibilities of
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: what you can do, you know as well. I hope
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: it's all that everyone hopes for.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: Amen, Donald, I just want to say that during the Holiday,
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: my movie A Good Person finally ended up on Prime.
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: Humble brag this.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: Is it's a humble brag, but it's just a cool
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: ending because I I didn't know when the movie got
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: to Prime that it was gonna blow up like that.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: But the second it got to Prime and then it
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: was the Holidays, so I was like, oh, it went
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: to number one on Prime and all of Prime movies
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: and it was the Holidays, and I was thinking, like,
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: oh my god, like the Christmas movies are going to
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: kick this movie out real quick. But at least I
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: got to number one, and then they dropped the Eddie
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: Murphy Original Christmas Movie, which of course was went to
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: number one, and I was like, Okay, my time here
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: is done. And then for like two weeks I was
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: it like number two. I was at number three, and
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: it was just like me and the Christmas movies chilling
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: in the top ten on Prime and it was just
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: such a good feeling. So I just wanted to from
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: the bottom of my heart, thank you everyone who's listening,
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: who took the time to see it, who took the
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: time to tell their friends to see it, because that
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: is I got a note from someone in Amazon. She's like,
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: that is so many. She said, millions of people are
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: seeing your movie, and that is more people than would
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: ever see it in the theaters. And that's just all
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: I could ever hope for. And so from the bottom
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: my heart, thank you.
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: Love that. Congratulations, Thank you guys. What we do as successful,
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: everybody wants the holy trinity of successful, you know what
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: I mean. Not only do the critics love it, but
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: the people love it, and then also they watch it
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: and they go to see it, you know what I mean.
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: Everybody wants that one successful but successful. If you just
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: get one or two of those, holy shit, how lucky
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: are you? You know what I mean. But to make
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: it accessible to where your fans can see it, you
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: know what I mean. It's hard to get to a
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: movie theater nowadays, and as much as I want people
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: in the movie theaters, as much as I want people
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: to go to movies, it's hard. You got to be
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: freaking Tom Cruise, you know what I mean, You got
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: to be It's difficult, you.
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: Know what I think the time. You know, I don't
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: know that i'll release when I make another indie drama
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: d I don't know that it'll even it'll even be
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: a thing where it goes to the theater. It's it's
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: it's just a it's like a dying it's a dying thing.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: The idea of I don't know if it's okay. Well
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: I'm not just not just I'm going to be a
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: little fatalistic, if you don't mind. I think, as I
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: heard this famous uh screenwriter say, eventually the theater movie
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: theater is gonna be like the ballet in that there's
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: a select group of people that love it and adore
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: it and go. But it's it's not going to be
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: the norm for the viewing experience. And that maybe sound
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: very dire, but it's kind of happening. Of Course, there's Barbie.
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: Of course, there's top Gun. Of course there's Oppenheimer. There
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: are I'm not saying there won't always be these giant winds.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: But if you look at the Macro, you know when
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: when Garden State came out of Sundance, there was there
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: was just a you went to go see what was
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: the cool movies that came out of Sundance. That was
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: a thing, right, you know, because they weren't going to
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: be on your TV forever and then you're gonna have
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: to buy them on Blu Ray or whatever it was.
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: The collection Now we haven't made that yet. I hope
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: that we're about to be twenty years. I'm hoping they
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: honor us with But anyway, my point is is just
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: that now what Donald's saying, you know, people, it's it's
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: it's the movie going experience is reserved for Obviously, you
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: take your kids to something that's kid friendly. Horror does
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: extraordinarily well still because people want to experience that in
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: the theater. Obviously, the big tempole movies, obviously the big
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: action movies. But I don't know that the indie the
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: indie drama has a theatrical life for much longer. Joelle,
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: I don't know what your thoughts on this as our
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: cultural reporter.
• 33:07
  Speaker 6: Sure, I think if you talk to a lot of
• 33:09
  Speaker 6: people who have worked at movie theaters for a long time,
• 33:12
  Speaker 6: time your twenty plus years. What they'll tell you is
• 33:14
  Speaker 6: there used to be folks who would come to the
• 33:15
  Speaker 6: movie every weekend. It didn't matter what was playing. They
• 33:18
  Speaker 6: would come on Friday nights and see the new releases.
• 33:21
  Speaker 6: They said, those people are not coming around so much anymore.
• 33:24
  Speaker 6: It used to be an affordable thing retirees could do.
• 33:27
  Speaker 6: It's a lot more expensive to go see a movie.
• 33:29
  Speaker 6: Even if you have an AMC like subs card where
• 33:32
  Speaker 6: you pay your twenty five dollars a month, you always
• 33:34
  Speaker 6: get three tickets a week. And so I definitely think
• 33:38
  Speaker 6: that it's changing. It'll be interesting even teenagers, you know.
• 33:42
  Speaker 6: I think typically that was like when I was a kid,
• 33:44
  Speaker 6: that was like our hangout spot, Like you went to
• 33:46
  Speaker 6: the movies.
• 33:46
  Speaker 5: On the weekends.
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: It was cheap.
• 33:48
  Speaker 6: Every town I grew up in a very small town.
• 33:51
  Speaker 6: Every local community had like its movie theater. I think
• 33:56
  Speaker 6: it's definitely going to change. It'll be interesting to see
• 33:58
  Speaker 6: how which I think with your Alamo draft houses and such,
• 34:01
  Speaker 6: it'll I think perhaps that will be where you're indie
• 34:03
  Speaker 6: movies go to get their special screamings things like that.
• 34:07
  Speaker 6: So we'll have to see. I'm looking forward to more
• 34:09
  Speaker 6: thirty five millimeters, Prince. Let's do it film happening?
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, don't kill my dreams, talk about it, talk
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: about the Ballet's right, that's like a special ballet.
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: Let's go back to film. Let's yeah it all again.
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: Let's make it.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: Only certain matters, only certain people get to shoot film,
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: and that that list is shrinking and shrinking.
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: It's true, it's tough, all right.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: Should we we take a break? I soon, and then
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: we're going to talk about this very bizarre episode of
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: Scrubs exact?
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: Should we five six, seven eight? There you go? Please?
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: Donald, I think I just did.
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: Should I do it again? Yeah?
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: Give me a real to it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: haven't been here in forever. Don't yell because there's women nursing,
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: but you know, give us a good one.
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: All right. For those of you who are nursing, now
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: might be the time to cover the movie times stories.
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: I'm not sure we made about a bunch of docs.
• 35:13
  Speaker 5: And nurses, he said, here's the stories.
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: So YadA here, yeah here, all right.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: Welcome to Fake Doctor's real friends. We're running out of
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: Scrubs episodes, but fear not we uh we We really
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: love doing the show and we're gonna keep doing it.
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: Are we due for a break because we've been talking
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: for a while, right, Daniel, Joelle? Are you just gonna
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: put a fake one in there? I might put one
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: in the in the the the pre intro, but I
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: feel like that would be silly. I mean, I don't know.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: Maybe we'll just very short breaks in the after, so
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: don't worry about it. We'll take one in like time.
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: You know, it would be really cool as if we
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: went five, six, seven and then went right to break.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: I don't think that's good TV.
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: Russia, no pro pecia.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: It starts to we don't do propecia.
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I'm making ship up.
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: You know what we do better help? Donald and I
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: have a secret project we're very excited about. We can't
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: tell you about. But or we could do the thing
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: where we beep it. Should we do that?
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: Donald, please.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: Go, let's go and.
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: Beep that ship too, amazy boo.
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: So fans you will know what we're deeped very soon.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: It's not a Scrubs reboot yet. I don't want to
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: get everyone peeked about that. Although Donald, you're on a
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: head show. I don't think you can even do a
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: Scrubs rebot.
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: You don't know what the fuck I can do. You
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: don't know what my contracts.
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: You don't know my life. I don't know my life. Yo,
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: well you have a high class problem that you're on
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: a hit show.
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: I just listen. I'm gonna tell you something right now.
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: I'm happy that we're back right now doing this because
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: we haven't done this since so long, and we get
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: to talk about such a great show. I know you're
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: going to say it's weird because you weren't in it.
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: No, I have more to say than it's weird the
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: fact that it wasn't in it. I think that the
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: good news for the audience is this is the last
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: what the fuck is this episode? Because next we're going
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: to go into Bahamas Part one two, and then we
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: go into My Finale parts one and two. So this
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: is the last one. I imagine.
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: I did not like this? Did you not like this episode?
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: Not at all?
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: And I'm not saying that because I, dude, I love
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: this episode.
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: You did? Yeah, this episode is so weird, and I
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: have a theory why it's so weird. I think they
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: were saving money for the Bahamas episodes. So they did
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: a bottle episode, which is when all takes place one set.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: This all takes place in the ICU, the only and
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: I'm not just seeing you. You're obviously always funny, but
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: it's only Donald Sarah the interns, right, h. The rest
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: of the cast is not Dent Todd. The rest of
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: the cast is not in it. So that's a bottle episode.
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: And I think they were saving money to do the
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: Bahamas whatever.
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: I think this is what Bill had in mind for
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: what Scrubs could be after we left, After everyone left,
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: it could still be in the same area. It could
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: still have familiar faces and just new interns with different problems.
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: Like this story could have been told by any mixture
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: of the original of the of the cast, is how
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: I look at it. It could have been Elliott and JD.
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: It could have been Carla and Elliott. It could have
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: been you know what I mean. It's the mentors looking
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: out for the new people and all of the things
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: that that's, you know, That was how I looked at it.
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: I laughed really hard at the he went to Disneyland
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: without me. That laughed so hard.
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they got roller coasters. The roller coaster in the dark.
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: I laughed real hard at that. I laughed at the
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: heavy the heavy, I laughed real hard.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: They should have cut through the heavy. That was so cringe.
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: I thought that was wild and cringe and should be
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: cut for future.
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: Do you know it was cringe? I don't do no jap,
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: I'm not doing my That was that was obercrint that.
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: I was like that.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: Should you know how they took some ship out? Like
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: you know, they should have taken that one.
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: That's one of them. Oh my, yesh, let's take a break.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: We'll be right back after these fine words. First of all,
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: the show episode makes absolute no sense. There's no voiceover.
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: At least they should have had one of you do
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: voice overs. No voiceover in the whole episode and then
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: also the end. But that's not a voiceover. Sarah's telling
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: you a story. It's not like it takes place just
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: in her head. You have one fantasy. It's just sloppy
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: to me, I mean, no offense to everyone. I think
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: what it was was a saving money.
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: Loved it.
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: I can't believe you loved this episode. Did you love
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: this episode?
• 40:26
  Speaker 5: I did not.
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: Do you know why I loved it? I loved it
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: because Sarah's monologue at the end. I thought it was
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: phenomenal what she says and why she would walk away
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: from it all. I thought that was dope. I thought
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: it was a really interesting thing to talk about, Like
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: we don't talk about disease and viruses and stuff like that.
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: We barely talk about viruses nowadays, you know what I mean,
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: you talk about COVID and shit like that. Motherfuckers are like, y'all,
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: I don't really you know, we still don't. That shit's
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: still prevalent, you know what I mean, That shit's still there.
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: All of these things are still there, HIV still that
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: we talked about something that's taboo. It was something that
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: they blamed homosexuals for first, you know what I mean, Like,
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying, Like this was a and
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: this is in the early two thousands. Also, like I'm
• 41:11
  Speaker 3: just saying, man, I just I'm not.
• 41:13
  Speaker 6: Saying there's nothing to love about this episode. I actually
• 41:16
  Speaker 6: really did joy Sarah's storyline overall. Like her patient comes
• 41:21
  Speaker 6: in and she's been interactionally, but she's like, I'm recovered
• 41:24
  Speaker 6: and serious, like the stuff on the chart is not
• 41:27
  Speaker 6: matching what you're telling me. And she's like I promise
• 41:29
  Speaker 6: him telling you the truth, and it really causes her
• 41:31
  Speaker 6: as a doctor to be like, let me take a
• 41:32
  Speaker 6: step back and consider. I thought all of that worked
• 41:35
  Speaker 6: really well, and I did like her monologue at the end.
• 41:37
  Speaker 6: To me, the problem comes, I don't care about any
• 41:39
  Speaker 6: of the interns.
• 41:40
  Speaker 5: I just don't.
• 41:41
  Speaker 6: And it's hard to connect or care about that.
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: That's a tough all right, Well, that's a tough shob
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: because that's you know, how does the show evolve? Then
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: you know what I mean? If that's the case, doesn't Well,
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: if we do, if there's a reboot, what is a
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: reboot then us as old people. People want to see
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: us as old people?
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: Yes, oh yeah, they want to see us as old people.
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: To do they want to see you think we're gonna
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: when we do a reboot, it's gonna be about fucking interns.
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: For damn sure, it's not gonna be about it. No one,
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: we have a fucking You have evidence here, no one
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: gave a fuck about. With all due respect to all
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: of the talent, no one gave a fuck, no doubt,
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: And I agree with you, and I agree with Joel.
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: They're all wonderful actors. But you just didn't care. You
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: were so invested people, the audience, and I'm sure people
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: listening fell in love with these roughly eight people who
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: are the leads of the show and wanted to watch
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: them and keep watching them. And obviously you can see
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: what this episode is trying to do is tiptoe out
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: and tiptoe the interns forward, because that's what the by
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: now they obviously know that's what season nine is going
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: to be. And if this was like a little like
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: dip your toe in the water test, I agree with Joel.
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: It's like, I don't care.
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: I wish there was a way to monetize that then
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: back then, you know what, I mean, to figure that
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: out back then, because this airs during the seat, during
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: our final season, and I'm happy for the experience and
• 43:06
  Speaker 3: being able to work for.
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: Of course, But I'm just talking about I'm not about
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: the experiment, which was you know, they honored A Gray's
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: anatomy last night at the Emmys being twenty years or
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: something like that.
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: I would like to run like that, That's what I'm
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: trying to say.
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: And I you know, they in a different way figured
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: out how to keep replacing casts and keep and obviously
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: an er obviously and I think in the spirit of
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: that it was it was a total It makes total
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: sense that Bill and the network would be like, let's
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: try and do that. Why would we not try? It
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: works on other shows. I just think in this unique case,
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: the audience has spoken.
• 43:45
  Speaker 6: They spend so much time with y'all, whereas like Gray's
• 43:48
  Speaker 6: Anatomy starts introducing new interns that like season two or three,
• 43:53
  Speaker 6: and like with er to like, the new doctors are
• 43:55
  Speaker 6: constantly coming in and so it feels much less jarring.
• 43:58
  Speaker 5: I think on.
• 43:59
  Speaker 6: Your dramatic medical show to see new faces come in
• 44:04
  Speaker 6: as opposed to this is a comedy family that's so
• 44:07
  Speaker 6: well oiled, where you're all's jokes were and timing were
• 44:10
  Speaker 6: so on point. I think to try to bring in
• 44:13
  Speaker 6: four or five new people who could bring that same
• 44:15
  Speaker 6: level of energy, it's a huge ask of any group.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: Of Yes, I agree.
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: So you're saying with the right with the right group
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: of people, it would it could work.
• 44:23
  Speaker 6: Then No, I'm saying it would take a miracle of
• 44:26
  Speaker 6: writer actor combination on high that then also all your
• 44:30
  Speaker 6: fans would connect with It would be such a high
• 44:33
  Speaker 6: bar to clear. I think it would be really challenging
• 44:35
  Speaker 6: and as proof. I think it was challenging to do.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: Think of like Friends, right, Okay, let's just think of
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: like one of the most watched shows of all time.
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: If Little by Little they start introducing new young friends
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: and Little by Little the hero six of them or
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: seven of them start tiptoeing out.
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: They didn't do that, but they did introduce new friends,
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: just like we introduced new friends.
• 44:56
  Speaker 6: They introduce partners. They introduced like it's a girl friend
• 45:01
  Speaker 6: and stuff.
• 45:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: I don't know, man, I don't know, man. I just
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: think I think there's always a way to Maybe it's
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: a break that's needed. Frasier's having had a great cup,
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: you know, the Connors is doing, of.
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: Course, But also you're talking about if we have if
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: and when we do a reboot of any kind, it's
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: we're going to bring the seven core people back, and
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: it's going to be about the seven core people, absolutely,
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: and of course there'll be guest stars and supporting stars
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: and all that stuff. But the people listening to this
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: podcast right now, they would tune in because they they
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: loved that group, they loved hanging out with that group,
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: and if they're going to tune in for anything new,
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: they want to see Oh, how are they now? What
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: are they like? What's their lives like?
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: Now? How long is that interesting for? You know what
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: I mean?
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: If it's well written, it could be you know, I
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: don't know handful of seasons. Who knows movie eight seasons
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: in a movie.
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: Right, no doubt. It's also interesting if you introduce new
• 45:57
  Speaker 3: new aspects to it, like JD and Turk and Carla
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: and Elliott all have kids.
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, how many kids do they have?
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean? And those these kids are
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: now grown. This was a long time ago, you know
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: what I'm saying.
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and uh, and our JD and Elliott still together?
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: I hope so. I would hope so.
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: Has Turks diabetes got the best of them and killed him.
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: Oh god, Oh, I think Turk will be alive unless
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: he's on a hit unless he's on a hit comedy network. Sorry, uh,
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: Turk's on a hit comedy another network. Guys, He's dead.
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: It was the diabetes.
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: No what other.
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: Questions, I mean, you know, like they'd have to find
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: summer reason why we all still work at the same hospital.
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: But I think we'll just have to let the audience
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: go like somewhere about it. Okay, guys, you guys want
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: this right, all right, so this some bullshit reason we
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: all still work at the same ADELA.
• 47:01
  Speaker 3: You know, I'm one that believes that this would have
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: been a great adult cartoon, you know what I mean,
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: like the Simpsons or like Family Guy. I mean, you
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: could still still do all of the fantasy.
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: Like the comp the comp for what you're talking about
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: is Scott Pilgrim, which I think is doing quite well. Right,
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: there's a Scott.
• 47:20
  Speaker 5: Oh God, really loved it.
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: They did a Scott Pilgrim Saves the World animated series, Yes.
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they did.
• 47:27
  Speaker 6: So it's like an anime on Netflix, and it's like
• 47:31
  Speaker 6: an allt you. So the very first episode is like
• 47:33
  Speaker 6: the first like the first act of the movie, where
• 47:35
  Speaker 6: you're like, oh, are they just making the movie animated?
• 47:38
  Speaker 5: That's kind of strange.
• 47:40
  Speaker 6: And then at the last minute plot twist, what if
• 47:42
  Speaker 6: Scott Pilgrim didn't win the first battle but he died.
• 47:45
  Speaker 5: What's Romona Flowers journey?
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: Then? So he's not in the movie at all, he's
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: not in the show at all.
• 47:51
  Speaker 6: He comes back later, but I want to spoil it,
• 47:55
  Speaker 6: and it's all the entire original cast of Scott Pilgrim,
• 47:59
  Speaker 6: all of the actors came back, and everybody came Chris
• 48:02
  Speaker 6: is bad, Like literally every single person came back to
• 48:05
  Speaker 6: voice themselves, and it's so funny. They correct some of
• 48:08
  Speaker 6: their you know, the movie is not necessarily one hundred
• 48:11
  Speaker 6: in PC, it's very of its time, so they make
• 48:14
  Speaker 6: some of the corrections. Their knives gets a much bigger
• 48:17
  Speaker 6: like arc as a character, which is really satisfying.
• 48:20
  Speaker 5: It was delightful. I love the animates. I love every
• 48:23
  Speaker 5: iteration of Scott program so good.
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: I really did like the movie. I thought that was
• 48:29
  Speaker 3: a lot of fun to watch totally, So I'm excited
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: to watch this.
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: Uh yeah, well, we'll love to see. I think that
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: if there, if, and when there's a Scrubs reboot, it
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: would be fun to daydream about. First of all, it
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: would be fucking hilarious just to get the gang back
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: together and laugh and and and I mean laughing with
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: you after all these years, getting back together and laughing
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: and being our silly selves would be so much fun.
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: They would have to crack the reason, you know, why,
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: why why are we all back together? Or you just
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: say fuck it? Like in this world, no one leaves
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: hospitals and moves away.
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: Everybody still The Janitor Season nine was a freaking alternate universe.
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: Is yeah, it's just continuously like this.
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: I was thinking in during one of my tough experiences that,
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: uh that, uh it's a fantasy, right and JD, so
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: the the you how do I describe this? You? You
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: realize that JD is imagine, nothing has changed, Everything's back
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: to normal. We're all older obviously and have kids in
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: the whole thing. But you realize that JD, this is
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: all in JD's imagination and his real life. He's like unhappy,
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: maybe he's gotten divorced, he has he has some medical
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: practice that's unfulfilling, and you realize that the new season
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: is all JD remembering how happy he was, and it's
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: all in his mind of living his dream with his friends.
• 50:00
  Speaker 6: Oh that's cute, but also said, I don't want Jadie
• 50:02
  Speaker 6: to have a bad life.
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: No, I mean then then then it would break out
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: of that and he would he would he would realize
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: that he needed to take action and stand up and
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: manifest having the life he wants. This isn't going to
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: be it, guys, don't worry. It's it's too I.
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: Would say, it's very much like the who Shot Jr.
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: Situation or like just where the dude died and then
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: out of nowhere it was a dream type ship. Or
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: if you read, if you're a kick ass comic book reader,
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: the whole ship is because this dude that one time
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: he gets beat up in the beginning of the movie.
• 50:35
  Speaker 3: He's been in a coma the whole the whole series,
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: and he's imagined the whole thing.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, we should talk a little about this episode.
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: Let's take it that break first.
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: How about the farts so stupid? Let's take it.
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something.
• 50:51
  Speaker 3: If you take a break, let's take it.
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: We come back. We're going to talk about how if
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: you're a writer, don't write about farts. We'll be right back.
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: If you're sitting there writing and.
• 51:10
  Speaker 3: Make fart jokes all the time, that's sign.
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: In your private life and with your friends.
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: Nothing like that joke on television just recently.
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry to diss you and your writers, but listen.
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: If you're I didn't make it up. Jerry O'Connell made
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: it up. If you're a writer and you're sitting there
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: and you're staring at the blinkoln cursor and something in
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: your mind says, what if it's a fart joke? Stop
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: put the computer to sleep.
• 51:35
  Speaker 3: Wow, must must explain, must explain.
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: It's just such a low bar. We all left at farts,
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: farts and silly a fart noisy jokes. I just think,
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: I just think I always find don't get me wrong,
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: there's an occasional one that will make me giggle. Obviously
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: in life when someone farts it's funny, but like, this
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: episode has like six references to a fart. It's embarrassing, Joelle,
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: your thoughts.
• 52:01
  Speaker 5: It's an entire sea plot and it's much too much.
• 52:04
  Speaker 5: It's like one point they just pan back to the girl.
• 52:06
  Speaker 6: They're like, she fart yet, Nope, okay next to you,
• 52:08
  Speaker 6: And I was like, why don't we do Yeah.
• 52:10
  Speaker 3: The only time I got, really, the only time where
• 52:12
  Speaker 3: I was like this is too much is when she
• 52:14
  Speaker 3: was like, it's stunk really bad and then smelled like
• 52:17
  Speaker 3: hot dogs.
• 52:18
  Speaker 5: You mean the punchline of the entire joke.
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: That was when I was like, by the.
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: Way, by the way, let me just give the audience
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: what happens. Okay, So the woman, the woman farts in
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: an ICU isolated room. Then the young doctor Sonny comes out,
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: and all of the doctors are commenting that she smells
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: personally like the woman's fart. And then she says, I've
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: taken several bad showers already since since this occurred, and
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: I still smell like it. And then they say, yeah,
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: you still smell like her fart that happened clearly over
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: an hour ago. And she says, now I'm gonna take
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: a bath in tomato juice. I mean, it's just really bad.
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Donald didn't hit.
• 53:03
  Speaker 5: It did not hit for me.
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: That is hilarious to me. But well, there you go
• 53:10
  Speaker 3: to some sitting on a toilet and the ship come
• 53:14
  Speaker 3: halfway out your ass. They crawl back up in that motherfucker.
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: You're a bit or a comedians bit.
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: This is freaking Eddie Murphy doing Richard Pryor when he
• 53:25
  Speaker 3: was a kid.
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, I'm sorry. I guess I'm just not into
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: I'm not into schotological humor and just not for me.
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: Okay, Well, look, I thought it was hilarious. I would
• 53:38
  Speaker 3: like to give all of the interns their props for
• 53:42
  Speaker 3: putting on such an entertaining show.
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: I want to repeat over and over again in case,
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: in case any of those wonderful actors. Listen to this.
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: They're all wonderfully talented. I'm not missing them. I'm just
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: saying the writing I think was on its last legs.
• 53:58
  Speaker 3: Clearly it's the season, and it's season eight.
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: But don't worry this again.
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: And as I told you, trying to get the fuck out.
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: And you know what it's like at the end.
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like someone who's running a marathon and they're
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: at mile twenty five point nine.
• 54:16
  Speaker 3: It's all of a sudden gets way harder to break story.
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what if it's a fart joke for a fucking
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: a third.
• 54:22
  Speaker 3: Of the episode.
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: Are you sure we should make eight fart jokes. I'm
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: sure we're going for it.
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: Fuck it, I think we could get away with it.
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: So you're saying, after she showers three times, that means
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: she showered once, came out still smelled like that woman's fart,
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: showered again, came out still smelled like the woman's fart,
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: showered a third time, scrubbing, probably this time with great
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: rigor because of the other times, and blue dryer hair
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: the whole thing. Probably put perfume on because of the problem,
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: put makeup back, and we did her makeup everything changed.
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: Her scrubs clearly that she still smells like a little, quick,
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: little fart that this old woman had, And now she's
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: gonna go get tomato juice.
• 55:06
  Speaker 3: Okay, but let me explain, go ahead, it's because she
• 55:10
  Speaker 3: had been holding it for decades. Decades.
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: It's impossible. Everyone farts all day long.
• 55:15
  Speaker 3: This whole show shows the joke. The joke's impossible, dude,
• 55:18
  Speaker 3: the jokes. You're gonna try and hit me with logic.
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: Well, don't you how many times the average human farts
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: a day?
• 55:24
  Speaker 3: You don't.
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: You can't control it. You fart all day long?
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: Noren't. There'sn't a there's a certain amount that's excessive.
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: I've seen this, of course, if you if you, if
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: your stomach's fucked up and you eat bad food. But
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: I'm saying, like the average person farts X amount of
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: day times a day. I've seen it. What's that number?
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: What do you think it is? What do you think
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: it is? Before she pulls it out, I would say
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: it's probably forty forty twelve twelve, Yeah, not like you noticed.
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: By the way, A lot of times you don't notice it.
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: You're just releasing air from your aus. It's not like
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: it's like you meane a noise or you smelled something.
• 55:57
  Speaker 3: I said twelve. I said twelve is excessive.
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: I would say yes.
• 56:02
  Speaker 6: The humans past gas between thirteen to twenty one times.
• 56:06
  Speaker 3: Oh I was off, I was close.
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: I was closer now thirteen to twenty one. And that's
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: so whenever you think people don't far, when you're looking
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: at that really hot guy or that really hot girl
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: and you're like, oh my god, know that that person
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: is farting. They fart twenty times a day.
• 56:22
  Speaker 6: Travel six point eight miles per hour or ten feet
• 56:26
  Speaker 6: per second random.
• 56:28
  Speaker 5: Firefacs for you.
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: They don't all smell, they just hear. Anus is releasing
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: like a valve. It's going.
• 56:37
  Speaker 3: So here's the question.
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, go ahead, can you make a whole episode about it?
• 56:44
  Speaker 3: And this is going to get a little weird.
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: Oh b here we go weirder. Are you on? Are
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: you on Ganja now or not?
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: I'm still smoking Ganja?
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: Okay, I just need to know. Go ahead.
• 56:54
  Speaker 3: There's certain things that you have to do to leave
• 56:56
  Speaker 3: a hospital. Sometimes it's go to the bathroom. Sometimes it's
• 57:01
  Speaker 3: pass gas. Right, And this is the this is what
• 57:05
  Speaker 3: the whole story is based on. It wouldn't be based
• 57:08
  Speaker 3: on It's not necessarily based on the fact that her
• 57:11
  Speaker 3: fart stinks. It's the fact that to leave a hospital
• 57:14
  Speaker 3: you have to fart.
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: They wanted it, they wanted her to make a bowel movement,
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: but she said she was a nervous poorer like Elliott.
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: So Elliott said, I'll wait until you pass gas. Why
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: couldn't this woman just be like, hey, you guys are
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: out of the room. I just ripped the giant fark,
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: I go home.
• 57:34
  Speaker 5: She could have just lied to her doctors.
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: Yees, could have just.
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: That would have been so much easier, right, Yeah, no,
• 57:47
  Speaker 3: but no, My question is like, isn't aren't there certain
• 57:51
  Speaker 3: things that just have to be let go of? You
• 57:55
  Speaker 3: know what I mean? It was clear that she does fart,
• 57:58
  Speaker 3: you know what I mean, There's no way she holds
• 57:59
  Speaker 3: it for decades and everything like that. She's doing it
• 58:01
  Speaker 3: because she's trying to be looking at it as a Yeah,
• 58:05
  Speaker 3: she's trying to be looked at it as proper.
• 58:07
  Speaker 6: They were trying to make sure she wasn't impacted though.
• 58:09
  Speaker 6: It is what take said at the top.
• 58:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so why would it stink for so long? And
• 58:14
  Speaker 3: then if that's the case.
• 58:15
  Speaker 6: And I mean again, the joke has there's zero logic
• 58:18
  Speaker 6: within the joke, but the reasoning, the reasoning behind wind
• 58:21
  Speaker 6: heper around.
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: All right, let's just go through and see if there's
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: anything else.
• 58:24
  Speaker 3: Let's talk about the doctor who thought people had catgrass syndrome.
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a real thing.
• 58:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah that was shit. Had me rolling. I thought that
• 58:33
  Speaker 3: was funny.
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: Do you think people that you know in your life
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: are imposters? That's a real thing.
• 58:38
  Speaker 3: Invasion of a body snatchers.
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: No, it's just a it's a it's a it's a
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: mental uh disorder where you, even though you know the person,
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: well it could be your wife, it could be you,
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: you're convinced that they're impostors. And often times they have
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: to do something like like this young intern tried to do,
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: where they'll come they'll literally just be outside the door
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: and and uh and say like oh oh, hey, some
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: somebody who looks like me just left, like people around
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: them have to do these elaborate things to try and
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: you know, get past this this problem that they have.
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: I know someone whose parents.
• 59:18
  Speaker 3: Have dealt with it. Really. Yeah, that's crazy, that's really
• 59:22
  Speaker 3: I don't mean to say that to be dismissive about it.
• 59:25
  Speaker 3: But that's fucking that's wow.
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: It's horrible, it's horrible.
• 59:29
  Speaker 3: It sounds horrible.
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: I want to say that the young woman, I want
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: to pull up her name because she was talented, who
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: played Robin.
• 59:35
  Speaker 3: Very good final scene, Oh my gosh.
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: Very good actress. I'm gonna yeah, my name everybody, Her
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: name is drum Roll, Daniel Karina Chase did a fantastic
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: job as the patient Robin, wonderful. I thought was very good.
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: And then Elliott, you know I read on Scrubs wiki.
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: I just want to say, you want to hear what
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: SCRUBSWICKI has to say. Zachgraft, Judy Raised, Johnald and Johnson mcginny,
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: Neil Flenn, Ken Jenks do not appear in this episode,
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: making it the episode with the lowest number of series
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: regulars to ever appear. The episode is also the first
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: to not have a narrator. The title my suggests JD
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: would narrate, but Zachgraft did not appear. There was some
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: this is interesting. There was some controversy over Elliott's statement
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: that she might leave medicine if she ever got married
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: and had kids, which was perceived by some fans as
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: anti feminist, although it was based on the actual life
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: of the show's medical consultant, Dolly clock.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 5: Also, I think it's unfair.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 6: I feel like that a man or woman could have
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 6: given that statement because it's not so much that she
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 6: wants to leave because she has kids, but because she
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 6: thinks her children might bring her joy, whereas doing this
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 6: work is no longer bringing Elliott any kind of happiness.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 6: She's like, it's so fleeting, and I feel sad that
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 6: I wasn't able to help fix their problem. All I
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 6: could do is diagnose it.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 3: It's going back to exact same thing that I said
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 3: in the beginning of this whole thing. I wanted to
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 3: be in my kids basketball game. It's not that I
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 3: don't enjoy my job and want to enjoy the things
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 3: that I do and stuff like that, but that brings
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 3: me way more happiness than sitting in an awards show
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 3: audience watching people receive fucking trophies because you know, somebody
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 3: said they liked their show. You know what I mean, Like,
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 3: at the end of the day, what are we really doing?
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 3: What makes you happy is what makes you happy.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: Right, And I think Dolly Clark, who was married to
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: the real GD and they were both our medical consultants.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: I think this was her honest story and her honest
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: thinking about it, and in actuality, I don't think she
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: practices medicine anymore. I think she moved on to being
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: in working with adolescents and being an advocate for kids
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: and helping parents to understand yeah, their children and you know,
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: so she really moved on to something that wasn't having
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: to tell people they have HIV because I think for
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: her personally it was it was too soul crushing and
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: she wanted to find a way to be so it
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: was somebody's real story.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 3: We should have her back on the show, bro for.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: Real, Okay, Joelle, let's heaven.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 3: I mean, we're talking to so many interesting people. This
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 3: is definitely right up our Yeah.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: Actually do yeah, especially because I think what she's dealing
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: with too is children and drugs and helping parents to
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: make sure their children don't go down the rabbit hole drugs.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: She could be a great guest.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 3: It's a good conversation.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: JD is mentioned in the episode twice, when Elliott tells
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: Turkey and Sam went to Disneyland, and when Elliott and
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: Turk mock JD's post Fantasy Voice. With JD's absence, no
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: character has appeared in every episode of the show. Jad
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: previously did not appear in Quote my Absence, but is
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: still heard involved in the plot via cell phone, making
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: this episode his first true absence.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 3: Do you know how pissed off I would get when
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 3: you would go to Disneyland without me?
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: I feel like you'd still get mad at me if
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: I did today?
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 3: If you went to Disneyland without me, yeah, I probably
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 3: would get Listen to this day, it is still one
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 3: of my favorite places to go.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you love it. By the way, are we outing scrub?
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: We've always joked about where it is Sacred Heart take place.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: Aren't we really saying it's fully southern California now because.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 3: These people Florida? Yeah?
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think the cat's out of the bag that
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: it takes place in southern California.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 3: I want to go to Disneyland Japan. You see that
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 3: ship that should look fire. I don't know if they
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 3: still got it in China. Are we allowed to go
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 3: to China still? Yeah?
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 5: They have the Seven Seas.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 3: I just want to know where are we allowed to
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 3: go to Disneyland with the Okay? Cool?
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: You can go to Paris.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 5: Mm hmm, there's there's one tokyo.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 3: There's tokyo. Looks dope, it looks fire. S a Let's
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 3: take a break.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: We'll be right back after these fine words. Turk says,
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: Elliott's booty is too tiny.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 3: Bullshit, that's that's a lie. You put meat, but you
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 3: do like a large eat that ship. You do. You
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 3: do a large told me, my wife told me straight
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 3: up in the beginning of our day. And you put
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 3: meat in front of a dog, he's gonna eat it,
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 3: all right. That's just that simple.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: Can I ask you a question.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 3: That booty could be non existent?
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: That's not true. I don't think you're attracted to a
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: non existent flat bot. You liked some sort of bubble.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 3: I think we all like that pressure.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: By the way, Sarah has Sarah Elliott has a small butt,
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: but it's very cute.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 3: She has a very cute booty. I love that nice
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 3: little booty. I love that, you know, but she's got
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 3: a little booty.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: In the spirit of Sarah always having something go wrong
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: every single time I talked to her on the phone,
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: there's another long Sarah story. And we a was on
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: a group. Were you on the group? Chaine chat when
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: she said she's coming to town and she tried to
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: organize a dinner.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 3: She was supposed to come by the show and hang out,
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 3: and then she gets.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: Even Sarah coming to town from Canada and trying to
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: organize the dinner with all of us. She's like, She's like, okay, sorry,
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: you don't My flight got delayed. Every everything has to
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: be canceled. I'm sorry. There's always drama there.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 3: That's what she should be. Drama. That should be her nickname,
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 3: Sarah Drama.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: I don't want to walk near it's for it. I'm
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: getting hit by lightning if I hang out.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 3: With Oh, she's too much fun to get hit.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: She's hilarious, but dude, ship always goes wrong. I go,
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: why do you miss your flight? And she was like, wow,
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: you're not. You wouldn't believe this. I got card, it
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: got caught on it. I think it was something like
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: my kids. I got all the way to the airport
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: and my kid's hockey gear was in the car. And
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: of course she has a major tournament. So what am
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: I gonna do? I have to figure out. Am I
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: gonna make the fight? Am I gonna get her hockey gear?
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 3: That's a pretty good, Sarah. My wife was bummed though,
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 3: because you know, my wife loves hanging out with Sarah.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: I mean, you guys don't have to leave that house
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: to other You guys don't leave the house. Getting you
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: guys leave the house is impossible. You go to your
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: son's sports matches, you go to WIT's.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 3: The wrap party for my show.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: Okay, that's related to here. In your family, you go
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: outside of your son's, your kids' activities, and your job.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 3: Listen, I want to get out more. I'm not gonna lie.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 3: I truly do. I really really do. But by seven
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 3: thirty eight o'clock, I don't anymore, you know what I mean. Like,
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 3: that's just how it is. Like that's one hundred.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: What about a day hangout? Can you hang out in
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: the days.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 3: During the day. I could totally hang out during the day.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 3: But okay, look, here's the honesty, goodness true. I truly
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 3: love hanging out with my family, you know what I mean.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 3: I don't know how much longer any of us are
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 3: going to be on this planet together for I want
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 3: to build memories with them. I spend a lot of
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 3: time focusing on myself. I still do, but in this way,
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 3: it's me focusing on myself because I want to spend
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 3: time with my family. Uh, that's just honestly what it is.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: I hear you well, I miss you.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 3: I miss you. I miss you. I want to hang out.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 3: I want to go to so much.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: I don't want to go to the Clerb. I just
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: miss you so much.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 3: It hurt sometimes, Dude, you don't want to go to
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 3: the Clerb. No, interesting, I'd want to go to the
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 3: clurb sometimes.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: Although my running joke with Donald is like and I
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: stop texting it see you because sometimes he doesn't even reply.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: But back in the day day when we were going
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: out and being crazy, there was a club called Joseph's,
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: and I'm like, just randomly like like a time. First
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: of all, we don't go to clubs anymore, period, but
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: but it's just randomly like you ain't trying to go
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: to Joseph's tonight, And it always just makes me laugh,
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: like the idea that we're going to go to like
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: a Hollywood nightclub. But he he doesn't reply, so I
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: stopped making the joke.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 3: Do you remember those There was Joseph's Poor Nani po
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 3: Nani was the one, but Joseph's was the one. What
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 3: was the other one though?
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 4: Hi?
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 3: Hi, Hide, that's right, yeah, Hide. There was Dublin's.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: There was what's the one where you met Casey or
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: we'll not where you met her, but the one where
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: Teddy's Teddy's Teddy's if those walls could talk. Teddy's is
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: the one where she said when I trying to be
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: a wingman and she goes, doesn't he have like non keys.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 3: Teddy's where we hung out with Prints and Casey?
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: M anyway, I mean trying to go to Joseph's.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 3: But you ain't trying to go to Joseph tonight.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: Is what I text him, like, what you're trying to
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: get into? Hold on here? Well hold on me, hit
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: my button?
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 3: Where is it?
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: I'm rusty, you guys, I'm rusty what you're trying to
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: get into? One day or shown what you're trying to do.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: So I'll text him be like, yo, you're trying to
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: get it. What you're trying to get into? And then
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: one time I wrote him it just feels like you're
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: not trying to get into nothing. I meanwhile, I know
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: the dude, Day's Pj's fucking animating. You're not going to Joseph's.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 3: The Todd has a good, very good running before we
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 3: get out of here, The Todd has a very good
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 3: running joke about people high fiving when he's not around,
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 3: and he's serious about it. He's so serious about it
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 3: that he he he doesn't take the opportunity to he
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 3: renigs on an opportunity to make a sexual joke because
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 3: he's too serious about high fives.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah. First he says that that what's his name can
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: high five when he's not around, but then he yeah,
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: he says he's not comfortable with it.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 3: No, I on it.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: Now to do this, Well, that's the show, guys. The
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: good news is we have four really good episodes coming up.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: We have two episodes of the Bahamas, and then we
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: have two episodes of the finale, what everyone truly believes
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: is the real finale of the television show Scrubs. And
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: then we're going to launch into uh season nine, which
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: I've never seen.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 3: I've never watched a single episode of season by.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: The way, I honestly don't think I've ever seen the
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: episode this episode before, So there you go.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 3: You know me, We've talked about this before. I've watched
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 3: very little Scrubs.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we know the audience knows.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 6: Well, Zach and I were talking about season nine and
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 6: since it's the last recap season, you know, what could
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 6: we do to make it special? And one of the
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 6: things that came up with was what if Season nine fanatics,
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 6: people who are like, no, this episode see the nine
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 6: is really bomb? Yeah, there's an up those season nine
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 6: you love write us at scrubsiheart at gmail dot com
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 6: and tell us why you love the episode. If you
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 6: really hate the episode, you can also call in.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 4: You can.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 5: I really like the voicemails. I think those are cute,
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 5: but I'll also.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 6: Read your letters and just tell us either why this
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 6: is a great episode or why damn it? And we'll
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 6: read your guys's letters we get to the episode.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: What I'd like to do is, Joel, I think I
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: gave you that idea and then you ran with it.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: But anyway, and what I want to say is I
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: liked where I thought you were going, which was if
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: you really really love an episode of season nine and
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: you're listening, leave Joelle, you know, a two minute max
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: voicemomer emailer and explain why and if you really fucking
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: hate it, same thing, and then we'll have you both
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: on and we'll do like a ten minute segment where
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: you debate the pros and the cons of the episode.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but I can't be hitting below the belt.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 3: This ship can't be like, no, no, you can't be
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 3: me presidential debate. We're all of a sudden, you just
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 3: dont no.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: They're not going to interrupt the other. One's going to
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: present their side, and the other is going to present
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: the other side. And obviously you don't be mean to anyone.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: It's just about the merits of the episode, right, don't
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: you think that's a good idea, Joe? I love it,
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: And if we don't get enough people doing it, then
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: we'll then we'll then we'll just do one or the
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: other and talk about it. But so you're going to
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: send that, you're going to send that to?
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 3: Are we mediators? What we in this?
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: We're we're we're like the commentators on the news who
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: listen to their points and then and then talk about them.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 3: Do we come up with the conclusion at the.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: End, No, because we know it's not a good show.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 3: What a way to advertise a podcast. You're gonna listen
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 3: to it because we know it's not a good show.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: Well, I have a feeling that people who were listening
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: to this podcast, like the four of us sitting around
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: shooting the ship and uh, and that's what we're going
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: to continue to do for y'all.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 3: Right, Hey, yeah, we're going to talk about Scrubs still.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 3: Of course we are just season nine.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and so if you want to do that, email
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: to Scrubs. iHeart all one word at gmail dot com.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: And we should have Shae Serrano back.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 3: Jason come on season nine. I got nothing.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: Well, I think we should ask Shaye. Joelle asked Shay
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: to be like, hey, you know, we've always dissed this
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: season A large percentage of the fans of this the season.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: What are your Scrubs expert mind thoughts on it? And
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: he'll have smart things to say, And we should book
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: Bill obviously for season nine.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 3: He had nothing to do with it, you know, but
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 3: he could, he could, He had zero and he was on.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: So you don't want to have you don't want to
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: have Bill on to talk about.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 3: I want to have Bill on it just to talk
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 3: about all of the other wonderful things that's going on
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 3: in his life. I don't want to have him want
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 3: to sit here and be like you fucking abandoned us,
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 3: and this is what we got season nine.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: No, I don't. That wasn't gonna be the tenor of
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: my course. All right, what else can we tell you?
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: Watch Donald's new show, everybody, please do. It's great to
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: watch with your kids. There's no there's no there's no
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: one you know, having sex against the door.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 3: There's no Listen, these are things that you will not
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 3: find on my show. There's no nudity.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's very very G.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 3: Yes, well no it's not G. It's PG, but it's
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 3: not really.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: What's the dirtiest joke that's been on the show so far?
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: I saw something. There was something about footprints on the
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: wall because.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 3: It's PG, but it's television that you can watch with
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 3: your family.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: I saw signory. You know, you saw that there were
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: footprints on the wall from when your fiance and her
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: husband were banging. And so there were footprints on the.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 3: Wall many years ago after a wine festival, right, and
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 3: you didn't like that, and so I painted the room.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: It reminded me of I want some sub letted my
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: my room in Manhattan so I could come be in
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: l A for a while, and I sub let it
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: to a young woman. And and and when I came back,
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: after however long I was gone, my bed was backed
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: into a corner. It was a queen size bed, and
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: it was in a corner. And there were handprints, small
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: hand prints, her hand prints, all over the back wall.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 3: Getting it was.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: It was clear that my bed had been used for
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: copulation many many, many times.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 3: That sounds like a pounding. She needed the wall.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: She was holding on to the wall. It wasn't it.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: They weren't just making slow love. She was gripping the wall.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 3: Yes, they could have started off slow, which is fine.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't sublet. I didn't. I didn't say
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: in the in the sublet agreement, please don't get taken
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: from behind? And that does my mom gave me but.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 4: Ship.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's a good question. It's a good question
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 3: to ask, Like what do you do when that happens?
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 3: What do you do when you find out that your
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 3: ex actually did have sex with their partners before you?
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean? Like, how do you respond
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 3: to that? I don't respond, Well, I'm sorry, Like I
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 3: don't think I'm sure she did, but I don't want
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 3: to meet the guy. It's not like I want to
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 3: shake hands with the motherfucker and be like, yeah, man,
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 3: we've got something in common, you know what I mean, Like,
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 3: that's not my goal in life. My golden life is
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 3: to enjoy it.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: And that just makes you listen. You have to be
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: grateful to all the partners she had because she's we
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: know from the show that she's a wonderful lover and it's.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 3: Not because of them. Fuck you, man, it's not because
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 3: of them. Fuck that.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying. I don't mean to trigger you. I'm
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: just saying that.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 3: I'm not triggered. I'm just saying. I'm just saying, motherfucker.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 2: I'm just saying, we know from the program that she's
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 2: a gifted.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: We know she's a boy. All right, we should probably
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: wrap up on this note.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 3: Dude, guys, I fucking missed this.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: Man. Yeah, I love you guys. I love you guys, audience,
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: Thank you so much for always tuning in and and
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: for listening to us just ramble. I'm excited to talk
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: about future episodes coming up. It's gonna be so much fun.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 3: Getting into stories.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 4: I'm not sure we made about a bunch of talks
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 4: and nurses said, here's the stories.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 3: Net so yeah here yeah here, but