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OUTRO: Slick Lid Jizzbot · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you d bastards loving the Big Show podcast
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  Speaker 1: raw dogging for to Zil every weekday on radio. Do guys,
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  Speaker 1: I feel like I feel like we should let Moggie
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  Speaker 1: get his noises out? What do you think that?
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  Speaker 2: Just because as I was saying, I'm just a little
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  Speaker 2: bit on bag had a ship of a sleep last night,
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  Speaker 2: so I'm trying.
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  Speaker 3: To get my energies up there are you using all
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  Speaker 3: your energy?
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  Speaker 2: Nah?
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  Speaker 3: Because I had nothing.
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  Speaker 2: Now I've got a little bit because I feed on
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  Speaker 2: you guys being annoyed by me.
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  Speaker 1: Do you you must be so befo?
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  Speaker 3: Man, what a beautiful day.
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  Speaker 1: It is a lovely day, Yes, very much so it's been,
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  Speaker 1: and it's really heating out even more my crocs today.
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  Speaker 3: I've got to go and get some shorts.
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  Speaker 1: Men, I'm running some good shorts at the moment. I'm
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  Speaker 1: happy with my shorts. And because i've been playing golf
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  Speaker 1: with keys at the y text, my legs are genuinely speaking,
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  Speaker 1: my legs have built up a bit.
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  Speaker 4: Can you just say I've got some new shorts. They're
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  Speaker 4: really great shorts. Can you say that?
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  Speaker 1: God?
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  Speaker 3: A new shirts.
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  Speaker 1: I've got some new shorts and they're really great. Shorts.
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  Speaker 3: Pissed in the world ain't number one.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not saying they're the best shorts. I just said
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  Speaker 1: I've got some shorts and I'm really happy.
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  Speaker 4: The shorts in the world are the ones are wearing
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  Speaker 4: now what I said, And the other one you're wearing
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  Speaker 4: now I'm not wearing shorts now.
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  Speaker 3: They mustn't be there great because you're taking them off
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  Speaker 3: to go to work.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because they were dirty, dirty stains all over the
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  Speaker 1: front on that.
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  Speaker 4: I've got so much fucking tree step on my favorite
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  Speaker 4: pair of shorts and I cannot get it out.
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  Speaker 3: It is like glue.
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  Speaker 1: Should I put.
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  Speaker 3: Genuine solvents on it? Like paint remover and.
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  Speaker 1: All seriousness, I would be tempted to Gothila.
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  Speaker 3: I have no idea.
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  Speaker 1: I go mytholated.
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  Speaker 4: Spirits because I've got myths. I've got prep soul, which
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  Speaker 4: is good for wax and grease and stuff. I'm just
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  Speaker 4: like do I I've got petrol. Don't pour petrel on them?
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  Speaker 1: Stand by well, you know back in the day when
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  Speaker 1: my girls, I've just I've asked me old mate Jack GPT.
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  Speaker 1: He's starting to talk to me like I'm me. Tree
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  Speaker 1: sap is a bastard to get out of fabric.
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  Speaker 2: It says what it is. It says that tree sap
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  Speaker 2: is a bastard to get out of fabric. But the
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  Speaker 2: good news is you absolutely can't get it out. Keezy,
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  Speaker 2: don't need anything fancy. You want to be clear about
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  Speaker 2: that rubbing alcohol ico propole alcohol which you have around
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  Speaker 2: the house because you use it to make cannabis oil and.
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  Speaker 3: I use it to clean various electronics and stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Do you go or even hand sanitizer, put paper taels
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  Speaker 2: under the fabric, deab or pour a little alcohol onto
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  Speaker 2: the set. Gently rub with a cloth or your fingernail.
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  Speaker 2: The set liquefies and dissolves and washes normal boom or
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  Speaker 2: eucalyptus oil or tea tree oil.
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  Speaker 1: I've just had a memory speaking of hacksas this um
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  Speaker 1: in terms of set or something really sticky like garm
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  Speaker 1: or all that sort of shit. Baking paper and.
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  Speaker 3: Iron on you and an iron that's for oil, is it?
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  Speaker 4: That's when you get oil stains from any noodles and
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  Speaker 4: stuff on your shirt and it still has those dark splatters.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, baking paper on top iron.
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  Speaker 1: My wife was so furious with me the other night
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  Speaker 1: on that front because she bought this new shirt for.
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  Speaker 3: Me, and the animals didn't have on it.
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  Speaker 1: Didn't know that I had any animals had like a
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  Speaker 1: shape so thin. And we got eaten noodles, and I
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  Speaker 1: got the spicy dumplings and spicy sauce and the chicken
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  Speaker 1: fried rice and got a massive oil splatter on my
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  Speaker 1: new shirt. She was like, for fuck's sake, you've only
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  Speaker 1: had it for an hour and it's already covered in
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  Speaker 1: stained bastard, and all my shirts are like splattered with oil.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so that's where you need the baking paper and
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  Speaker 3: the iron.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, good to know what my understanding, because it was
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  Speaker 1: only a vague thought in my he was that something
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  Speaker 1: was sticky, like chewing gum and all that.
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  Speaker 3: Sort of stuff. I'd love to see you do it.
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  Speaker 1: You put baking paper and then a hot iron on it,
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  Speaker 1: and it absorbs.
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  Speaker 2: It feels like I go to melt it all over
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  Speaker 2: the fucking joint all over me today.
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  Speaker 3: Well then, I it's fucking annoying.
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  Speaker 4: And I wanted to wear my favorite shorts today and
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  Speaker 4: I couldn't because they were keasy.
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  Speaker 3: You're good man, there sha shave either, that's wrong with
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  Speaker 3: that you've had a shave, No, but I never do.
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  Speaker 3: You normally save your no shavings for your Mondays, Jason,
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  Speaker 3: isn't it a shave either?
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  Speaker 1: No? Well, I've been having to shave with filming every day,
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  Speaker 1: so that's quite nice to have a bit of stubble
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  Speaker 1: action going on, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 4: I couldn't be bothered shaving today. And also I was like,
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  Speaker 4: I've got to do the Keepy Palm tournament on SATD today,
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  Speaker 4: then it'll be I was like, soul shaved tomorrow.
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  Speaker 3: Okay. The whole Rocky Big Show week days from four
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  Speaker 3: on Radio Hurarchy. Remember the Wcky Big Show podcast?
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  Speaker 1: How hairy are you you? Keezy? How are you?
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  Speaker 2: How?
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  Speaker 1: In terms of your stubble Fellers, what sort of time
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  Speaker 1: frame you shave? So you shaved tonight two days, so
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  Speaker 1: that's two days you got there.
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  Speaker 3: This is the third day. Okay, this is.
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  Speaker 1: I think because you're here so dark, it looks it
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  Speaker 1: stands out, Yeah, it looks more. Whereas Mogi's is kind
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  Speaker 1: of tabby, motteled, yeah, sort of ginger white, gray brown.
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  Speaker 2: It's all over the show.
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  Speaker 3: I actually think this might be I was shaved maybe
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  Speaker 3: on Saturday, right, that's fucking ages ago.
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  Speaker 2: I just trimmed mine back with beard trimmers on your Sunday.
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  Speaker 2: It sees me through the week.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, you know, I do. Yeah. I was quite liking
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  Speaker 1: running the little bed for a while. Not that it
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  Speaker 1: was bushy, but you know what I mean, it was
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  Speaker 1: quite I quite liked it once I got through the
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  Speaker 1: itchy part.
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  Speaker 3: Didn't you say you're getting a haircuts soon?
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  Speaker 1: Tomorrow?
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  Speaker 3: Tomorrow's day? We are you going to do it over
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  Speaker 3: the road here? No?
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  Speaker 1: It may The guy with my local found it up.
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  Speaker 1: He puts the black hair powder and you hear the
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  Speaker 1: die in your hear.
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  Speaker 3: But you're going to ask him for a fade and
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  Speaker 3: he said he's not going to do it, didn't he?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 1: I asked. I went in there and I said I
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  Speaker 1: want a number four all Iver and he said, man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not there. You've got great here.
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  Speaker 3: But I agree.
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  Speaker 1: And then he said, you know, how about I just
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  Speaker 1: trimmed the sides and I leave a bit of a
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  Speaker 1: length on top. Oh yeah, it sounds good.
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  Speaker 3: Many fine, do it?
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  Speaker 1: And he did it and he was fast.
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  Speaker 3: He was because you know a busy day here.
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  Speaker 1: He's a. Really, I didn't tell you fellas this from us,
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  Speaker 1: and I don't know how I felt about it. While
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  Speaker 1: he was cutting my hair.
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  Speaker 3: Right, nuts on your hand, underneath the big the gown.
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  Speaker 1: He had a comb, right, he walked across the room,
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  Speaker 1: and of course there's mirror, so I could see him
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  Speaker 1: walking across the room and he had the comb and
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  Speaker 1: did it through his hair and then you said on
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  Speaker 1: you and then came back.
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  Speaker 3: And that is that ol g No, I mean I
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  Speaker 3: don't give a ship.
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  Speaker 2: I mean they have that, they have that thing that
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  Speaker 2: they put on right, they're does infected into you.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, they tend to obviously after each cut. I
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  Speaker 1: imagine I think it'll be frowned upon to be common practice. No,
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  Speaker 1: And it just sort of took me slightly aback.
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  Speaker 3: A family member, you would do that better than that.
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  Speaker 3: You probably wouldn't, maybe because you're here so oily.
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  Speaker 1: It's not that.
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  Speaker 3: But like he combed yours, so much oil is on this.
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  Speaker 3: It was like through his hair and he had like
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  Speaker 3: this beautiful slip yeah one comb.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. But what I am looking forward because my side
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  Speaker 1: burns are very nineteen seventies at the moment, and I
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  Speaker 1: want to get those baskets.
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  Speaker 3: To tape them right up, because yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: They're quite long, very long, so I want them to be.
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  Speaker 4: And that's the part of your head that looks the oldest,
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  Speaker 4: is your sideburns.
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  Speaker 1: Agreed, Yeah, when I get really and actually, what I
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  Speaker 1: really enjoyed about him actually was a his efficiency And
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  Speaker 1: b was like, what about your eyebrows? Want me to
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  Speaker 1: do your eyebrows? Buddy? Yeah, sure, And he was like,
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  Speaker 1: I can do those fuckers.
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  Speaker 3: You got to do them.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I've got old man eyebrows that sort of
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  Speaker 1: toil out everywhere when you go.
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  Speaker 4: Can you say, keesy Rerickings don't have sideburns, just get
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  Speaker 4: a paper.
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  Speaker 3: Because they basically no burns at all. That reckons, because
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  Speaker 3: you know who that is. I should what I'll do,
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  Speaker 3: you know, show him a picture of.
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  Speaker 1: A video tapered side burns, a fade with a bit
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  Speaker 1: of a length on top. Do I ask for a fade?
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  Speaker 3: I reckon? You should get braids.
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  Speaker 4: So tapered on like a number two fade on the
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  Speaker 4: sides all the way out.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, all the way up. Are you smiling because it'll
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  Speaker 3: be sick. I always smile.
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  Speaker 2: It's sick cat where you stay that you had that
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  Speaker 2: high fade a few years ago when we did that
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  Speaker 2: Movember thing.
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  Speaker 1: Isn't it isn't a fade. My understanding of a fade
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  Speaker 1: is that it's degrees of that's right. It would be
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  Speaker 1: like three two one. Maybe that's right.
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  Speaker 3: It's gradually longer.
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  Speaker 4: So two fade is the shortest part of it will
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  Speaker 4: be two, right, rather than a zero fade or a
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  Speaker 4: one fade where it rarely comes down to skins.
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  Speaker 3: So if you get two fade, it will slowly get longer,
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  Speaker 3: and then you're long here on top.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I can do that and a taped sideburn.
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  Speaker 3: Tape it instead of sideburns, just tapered.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, I'm gonna look fucking hot as fast.
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  Speaker 3: It'll look great.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I remember I got a haircut a little while back,
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  Speaker 1: and Jerry said to me, Jesus, that's taken fucking twenty
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  Speaker 1: years off you Jason, right, And if you.
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  Speaker 3: Get that done and then we're your new goose shit
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  Speaker 3: with the oil stains on it, fucking hell. Look out.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I'm thinking too that maybe I get a bit
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  Speaker 1: of bling. Were you thinking like a really thick chain,
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  Speaker 1: you know, like the players were.
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  Speaker 3: A really really thin gold chain as What's Blinking Gold?
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  Speaker 1: My character on Yeah Gold, outrageous fortunes. My character on
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  Speaker 1: the show I've just been doing is a really thin
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  Speaker 1: goal and I just hate it makes me look like
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  Speaker 1: a filthy fucking that's what we're piece of word. Right.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm excited. I'm excited for Jay's new haircut.
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  Speaker 1: Big dat tomorrow. Actually, my daughter also sitting here, practical.
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  Speaker 2: You have got a big day tomorrow. You don't have
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  Speaker 2: a stressful day tomorrow. What time is that her?
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  Speaker 1: Practical? Ten thirty? Others?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, that's good, and you're involved in that. No, do
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  Speaker 3: you have to drive her or anything?
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  Speaker 1: No, my wife's doing all that. She doesn't want me
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  Speaker 1: to be any part of it.
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  Speaker 3: She's just like no, yeah, absolutely not.
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  Speaker 1: She's just finished her course too. I think she's done
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  Speaker 1: very well.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you must be proud man. I am for a
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  Speaker 3: proud man. Do you want to do do you want
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  Speaker 3: to do a break on the show about how proud
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  Speaker 3: you are?
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  Speaker 1: I can if you want to punchlines, I'll go through
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  Speaker 1: all my girls and I'll just listen them up.
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  Speaker 3: I just want okay, just.
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  Speaker 4: Her, Okay, Hey, listen to the Big Show for four
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  Speaker 4: or seven weekdays. Radio darchy, good listening,