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Cheap Grow Lights

No AI chatbot this week either, just Silentpoisen, two cheap clip-on grow lights, and a coriander plant that dies out of pure spite. A rare hands-only detour on an AI show, into growing your own basil.

In this episode:

The cheap lights actually work fine, once he stops hanging them a whole forearm too far away.

A tray of "cupboard dirt" grows a full blanket of mold instead of basil.

The coriander dies within a day of being moved two inches, on principle.

The temptation to buy a light six times the price to fix a problem that was really just placement, and why he didn't.

The honest math: it's…

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