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Lynch & Taco Show Off The Air Podcast: Phone Aids? · Off the Air

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  Speaker 1: Oh, it says to start our podcast right now, Taco,
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  Speaker 1: I'm ready, all right, Welcome to another episode of The
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  Speaker 1: Lynch and Taco Show Off the Air podcast. Here, that's Taco.
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  Speaker 1: Bob President accounted for I would be Pat Lynch, and.
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  Speaker 2: I was just flashing back to school days when they
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  Speaker 2: go Pat here and Bobby President, even though we weren't in
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  Speaker 2: the same school, you know, and then there'd be the
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  Speaker 2: smart ass in the class. How was that every now
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  Speaker 2: and then?
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  Speaker 1: But uh, what would you answer? President?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: President, that was one of them. What was the other one?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, but when they you remember the one
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  Speaker 2: story about the big football player in my class. Ryan Roberts.
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  Speaker 2: We're fresh at winter Park High in Spanish.
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  Speaker 1: Keep in mind you have your winter Park Wildcats shirt
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  Speaker 1: on today, still live in the high school? Dream are we?
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  Speaker 2: And what My daughter called me out on it the
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  Speaker 2: other day and said, you wear that shirt. She said,
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  Speaker 2: it's it's like a sh medium, But every time I
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  Speaker 2: wear it, somebody goes, oh, I like the shirt, but no.
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  Speaker 2: So when I was in winter Park High, I want
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  Speaker 2: you to keep in mind that I was about four
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  Speaker 2: foot nine and weighed about eighty seven maybe ninety pounds,
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  Speaker 2: and so picture me and they're going through, Yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 2: gonna call your name and it's Spanish, so call your
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  Speaker 2: name and then respond with what you want to be,
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  Speaker 2: what you prefer, your preferred name, like for me, Robert,
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  Speaker 2: you go Robert, and I said, here May, I'm oh Bob.
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  Speaker 2: But the way that I talk and have my whole life,
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  Speaker 2: I've always had a deep voice, deeper than you know
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  Speaker 2: for a kid that's four or nine and scratting paperbag
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  Speaker 2: wet you know what I'm saying, or wet paper bag,
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  Speaker 2: whatever that shit is.
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  Speaker 3: So all of a sudden, I've got this.
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  Speaker 2: Football player in front of me who's massive, right, like
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  Speaker 2: he had to be alignment or something. He went on
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  Speaker 2: to play for Georgia. I believe too.
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  Speaker 3: But uh And.
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  Speaker 2: When I said, you know, I knew some of the
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  Speaker 2: people in the class because I already served with him.
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  Speaker 2: And then but this dude had we hadn't met, and
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  Speaker 2: he goes.
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  Speaker 3: He's looking around and he's like, did you say that? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: I go what's going on? He goes, Hey, I'm Ryan.
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  Speaker 3: I go Bob.
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  Speaker 2: And he was like a bodyguard for me for my
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  Speaker 2: entire high school career.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, he's impressed with your deep manly voice in ninth grade.
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  Speaker 2: Not that he just like messing with me, like, but
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  Speaker 2: his name was Roberts, so I was before him being
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  Speaker 2: Robert Miller.
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  Speaker 3: And so then he did his voice and he goes.
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  Speaker 2: Here, big guy, you know, and he's like, damn it,
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  Speaker 2: he goes man, I'm Orian and but so anyway, no, we.
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  Speaker 3: Ended up becoming buddies. We're gonna go fishing together. We
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  Speaker 3: talked about a bunch of times.
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  Speaker 1: But that just on a on a present day note.
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  Speaker 1: I bet there's not a lot of teachers anymore who
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  Speaker 1: ask students to recite their preferred name that you don't
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  Speaker 1: You don't do that anymore.
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  Speaker 3: Most of them are the no, no, whole nother.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. So anyway, so.
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  Speaker 2: What he'd do is we'd be walking down the class
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  Speaker 2: or down the hallway, and it was closed in hallways, right,
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  Speaker 2: and we'd be walking and all of a sudden we'd
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  Speaker 2: be walking by and he just just pushed me right
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  Speaker 2: into the locker and I was like, up, a bitch,
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  Speaker 2: is this gonna happen all the time. He's doing it joking, right,
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  Speaker 2: And then it's Delta David and I he's the exact
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  Speaker 2: same size as me, little dude and at the time,
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  Speaker 2: and and then one day at Dave's like laughing, and
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  Speaker 2: then about two days later, say, he pushed Dave into
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  Speaker 2: the locker.
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  Speaker 3: Dave's like, dude, I didn't, what are you doing?
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  Speaker 2: And anyway, so he did it just a mess with
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  Speaker 2: he is you see what I did, got your buddy.
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  Speaker 2: Because you ever need anything, you guys need anything, you
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  Speaker 2: let me know. So we knew him. And then these
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  Speaker 2: two other football players twins that were all like our
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  Speaker 2: bodyguards if needed See.
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  Speaker 1: I never really had the joy of being terrorized in
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  Speaker 1: public school, potentially terrorized, which you know, you hear the
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  Speaker 1: stories of the bullying when yeah, dude, twelve years of
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  Speaker 1: Catholic school, they just won't to put up with any
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  Speaker 1: of that stuff. If you you know, you tried pulling
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  Speaker 1: that crap, they just threw you out of the school. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and you know, like next up, well there's a waiting
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  Speaker 1: list to get in here.
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  Speaker 2: Catholic school was was in private school just genius in
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  Speaker 2: their own way, just so not only not only because
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  Speaker 2: the structure you learn and following the rules, but also
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  Speaker 2: you don't have to mess with outfits.
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  Speaker 1: Well yeah that was a bonus too. And I can
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  Speaker 1: tell you looking back, looking back, there's one thing now
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  Speaker 1: that I I probably never said thank you enough to
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  Speaker 1: my parents, because.
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  Speaker 3: You should text your mom after the show. And another
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  Speaker 3: thank you.
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  Speaker 1: I had this conversation with her just the other week
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  Speaker 1: or mentioned it. It came up. I didn't realize how
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  Speaker 1: much it was for them to scrape together the funds
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  Speaker 1: to put me and my three siblings all at the
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  Speaker 1: same time through Catholic school. Hey, relative to today's costs,
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  Speaker 1: and they were just on.
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  Speaker 3: Normal person salaries.
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  Speaker 1: We were. That's where I'm not living high on the hog.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, I'm not pointing that out for listeners that
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  Speaker 3: wouldn't know. And same with me. We had a shitload
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  Speaker 3: of kids and you know.
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  Speaker 1: Just had no idea, you know, what they were doing
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  Speaker 1: to pull that all together. So that was it was cool.
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  Speaker 1: And you know, as much as I goof on, I'm
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  Speaker 1: really not into the whole religious aspect of things anymore.
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  Speaker 1: I believe in God. I'm spiritual in my own way,
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  Speaker 1: but I just I have and I'm on the record
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  Speaker 1: for my issues with the Catholic Church. I am not
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  Speaker 1: going to knock the education I got out of that.
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  Speaker 1: It was really good.
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  Speaker 2: You being bad at math doesn't matter. I mean, that
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  Speaker 2: has nothing to do with them.
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  Speaker 1: That's no, it's just that that was I got through
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  Speaker 1: it though, but it just it was a good education.
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  Speaker 1: I benefited from it big time. And if I had
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  Speaker 1: it to do over again, I wouldn't change anything. I
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  Speaker 1: don't think it for you.
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  Speaker 2: So, you know, do you remember how my parents, I
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  Speaker 2: don't know if I ever told you this, how they
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  Speaker 2: almost got me to go to Saint Margam Mary.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 2: There was a place right across the street called Brandy Wines,
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  Speaker 2: famous saying with shop in winter Park, right on mak
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  Speaker 2: Ap And my mom said, you know, Bobby, if you
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  Speaker 2: go to Saint Margaret Mary, Bobby, you know, Bobby, if
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  Speaker 2: you go to Saint Margot Mary, you get one of
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  Speaker 2: those pickles every day because they had, you know, a
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  Speaker 2: deli to have the big old pickle jar and the
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  Speaker 2: pickles are.
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  Speaker 1: Like, bribe you with pickles this big.
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  Speaker 3: And I almost I almost, I almost caved.
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  Speaker 2: And uh anyway, so I wish I would have gone,
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  Speaker 2: you know, but but the experiences that I had in
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  Speaker 2: public school too, now, I'd never give them up.
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  Speaker 3: You know.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it was it was most of my friends all
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  Speaker 1: went to public school that lived well, you know, there
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  Speaker 1: were some that went to the Catholic schools with me,
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  Speaker 1: but yeah, uh, especially when I got the high school.
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  Speaker 1: My friend my friend group locally was a lot more varied,
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  Speaker 1: and a lot of them went since public school. The
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  Speaker 1: one I will never forget these twins that were good
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  Speaker 1: buddies of mine, Donnie and Eddie, that ran with they
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  Speaker 1: where they lived, their house was in this little zone
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  Speaker 1: that made them go to a school that nobody else
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  Speaker 1: in the general area went to. They had to go
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  Speaker 1: to this school that was a little bit further away.
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  Speaker 1: They were like two of the only white guys in
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  Speaker 1: the entire school. And Eddie in particular, he he's like, man,
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  Speaker 1: I just I can't do this. He was scared, little
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  Speaker 1: physically scared. And the dude never went never went to school.
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  Speaker 1: He would go and just show up for a few
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  Speaker 1: minutes and then just leave and to he just felt
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  Speaker 1: unsafe there. And his brother, you know, he was like
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  Speaker 1: he skipped a lot too. To this day, I still
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  Speaker 1: don't know really how they ended up graduating because they
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  Speaker 1: never really went. I know, Eddie got into like the
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  Speaker 1: the Decca thing there where he would go off campus
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  Speaker 1: and was doing some sort of trade stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, like OJT on the job training.
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  Speaker 1: Something like that.
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  Speaker 3: But you did that, didn't you know? They didn't offer that. No, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I did it. Two years they get two of the two,
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  Speaker 3: the only white guys in this school.
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  Speaker 1: The school is called Suncoast, right, Sun Coast High School,
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  Speaker 1: which now, by the way, is one of the best
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  Speaker 1: schools in pob Beach. It's a magnet school. That's awesome
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  Speaker 1: and uh, you know interesting. But in my junior high.
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  Speaker 2: The flip side of that, uh shoot, I forget his name.
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  Speaker 3: He's a buddy of mine, but he goes by.
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  Speaker 1: He doesn't know now, it just was.
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  Speaker 3: On the tip of my taunts, and uh he goes Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Remember I was the only black guy hundreds, which which
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  Speaker 2: in hindsight, in our grade he was, I'm pretty sure,
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  Speaker 2: like in my you know, my class.
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  Speaker 3: But uh great, dude, you know, just solid. But anyway, wait,
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  Speaker 3: what do we do? I just lost my brain.
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  Speaker 2: Those two kids, Oh that was just they were they
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  Speaker 2: were foreshadowing, just pencil whipping those two through. I bet
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  Speaker 2: that's exactly it. Like, hey, we got to have a
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  Speaker 2: certain passing right now.
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  Speaker 1: Well, the school at the time then was had you know,
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  Speaker 1: a notorious reputation for just you know, let me see,
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  Speaker 1: it's way when you're seeing your students on the nightly
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  Speaker 1: news on a regular basis, there's problems.
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  Speaker 3: It was one of those situations.
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  Speaker 1: Look at it and explains why my buddies were somewhat
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  Speaker 1: scared to even be there. And it sucked because you know, look,
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  Speaker 1: schools are to do a bunch much better, you know
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  Speaker 1: now of having a representation across you know, different you know,
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  Speaker 1: groups of folks.
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  Speaker 2: And you just said that school turned into a phenomenal.
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  Speaker 1: But it just where their house was was on this
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  Speaker 1: tiny little sliver of the districting map which had them
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  Speaker 1: going to that school rather than the one where the
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  Speaker 1: rest of all of you know, our circle of friends went. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we get the stories from them. It was just like
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  Speaker 1: you gotta be kidding me.
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  Speaker 3: Man, Yeah, you kidding. My buddies kids, there were.
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  Speaker 2: One, I think it was three or four of them
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  Speaker 2: that what that were in this just like you're saying,
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  Speaker 2: just this little sliver almost like a peninsula that was
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  Speaker 2: zoned for different schools. So and then for high school
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  Speaker 2: it was winter Park. So they went to middle school
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  Speaker 2: somewhere other than where everybody else went.
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  Speaker 3: So when they got.
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  Speaker 2: To Winter Park Hide they didn't know anybody. That would
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  Speaker 2: I mean, that would be you talk about being nervous
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  Speaker 2: walking into any school where you don't know anybody here, dude.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, So anyway, school I guess nowadays, at least here
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  Speaker 1: in Florida. I mean, if you're able to get your
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  Speaker 1: kid to whatever school you wanted, man, you're able to
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  Speaker 1: do that, so you know. But anyway, that's great.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, unfortunately you're seeing more and more schools closing
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  Speaker 2: down because of that.
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  Speaker 3: But we're not going to weeds on that.
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  Speaker 1: Well, there's no weeds. That's just how it is. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: what are you gonna do? I'm gonna tell you, I'm
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  Speaker 1: I'm on a personal note here. What I'm doing better
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  Speaker 1: emotionally than I thought I was gonna be after what
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  Speaker 1: happened Monday night down in Miami.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's one of those things. Again. Did the
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  Speaker 3: life coach told you yesterday?
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  Speaker 2: You just need to let it go and hang your
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  Speaker 2: head high because you have a hell of a football
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  Speaker 2: team and you're gonna have a hell of a football
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  Speaker 2: team next year.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, true. But to try to get back to the
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  Speaker 1: College National Football Championship as one of the two final
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  Speaker 1: teams still standing is a mountain to climb, much less
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  Speaker 1: trying to do it two years in a row. And yes,
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  Speaker 1: I'm aware there's plenty of teams that are perennially great
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  Speaker 1: at in the running for but especially this nil stuff. Man,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna see schools that really weren't even thought of
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  Speaker 1: before all of a sudden, Oh look who's in the
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  Speaker 1: conversation now. So it's like it's gonna be anybody's guess
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  Speaker 1: who's in that game again next Yearena.
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  Speaker 3: But I'm not guessing them. I'm saying you're gonna see
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  Speaker 3: schools that you'd never think of.
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  Speaker 1: Indiana is the prime example, which is what I'm getting at.
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  Speaker 1: And this was Miami's first trip back in twenty plus years.
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  Speaker 1: It's taken them forever, so you know, going forward, nothing's
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  Speaker 1: a sure thing anymore. Which, yeah, it's at least now
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  Speaker 1: we know that if you get a loss or too
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  Speaker 1: hung on you, there's still hope to to move into
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  Speaker 1: the playoffs.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but next season your Canes need to just focus
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  Speaker 2: on every single game and quit.
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  Speaker 3: It with the mistakes.
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  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not what we're talking about from the championship. I'm
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  Speaker 2: talking about where they stepped in at those couple of times.
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  Speaker 1: There you're going, uh oh, but yeah, I didn't know
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  Speaker 1: if I was going to need some some therapy from
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  Speaker 1: a real uh clinical type. But uh the life Coach
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  Speaker 1: was was great dealing with me. I you know, he.
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  Speaker 3: Talked you off the cliff.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I talked me totally off the cliff, pulled me
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  Speaker 1: off the ceiling.
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  Speaker 2: Had high, had a hell of a team that most
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  Speaker 2: people would would love to have. And as everybody says,
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  Speaker 2: I know, it's sports nauseum sometimes on our show, But
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  Speaker 2: as Coach said, Coach said, you and I agree, and
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  Speaker 2: Mike said, it's good that the.
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  Speaker 3: Canes are back in the mix.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, it really is keeping on the somewhat sports slash
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  Speaker 1: entertainment thing. I wanted to throw this. I know you've
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: got a man crush on Pat McAfee. Okay, you need
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  Speaker 1: to start watching the season two of the WWE Deal
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  Speaker 1: on Netflix.
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  Speaker 3: He was promoting it.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, he's saying he didn't even want to do that, you,
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  Speaker 2: but then once he saw it, he's happy he did
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  Speaker 2: so he can show up his grandkids down the road.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it's it. Wrestling fans already know this. If you're
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: just a casual wrestling there's a documentary series on Netflix
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  Speaker 1: which really takes you behind the scenes in WWE, the
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: you know, the biggest wrestling outfit in the world, and
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: it pulls back the curtain and starts talking about stuff
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: that normally doesn't get talked about out in the open,
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: you know, the inside workings of you know, professional wrestling.
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  Speaker 3: And tells you who the marks are.
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: And how it's all scripted out and how they come
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  Speaker 1: up with Yeah, that's a great great throwing the lingo
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  Speaker 1: around there. Uh, but McAfee featured uh big time in
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: the first episode of the second season of.
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  Speaker 2: That Okay, second season, first episode, I'll watch that.
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  Speaker 1: You don't have to watch the first season too.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, because you've got to keep in mind when
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: you say you need to watch this Netflix thing that
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: is already into the second season. You're talking to the
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: same guy who hasn't seen The Last Landman yet. Oh
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: you're kidding, man, I haven't even seen this week's Below Deck.
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  Speaker 1: Oh only, my god, I've never seen a single episode
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  Speaker 1: of that show.
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  Speaker 3: I think you should.
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  Speaker 1: I've got plenty of other stuff, but you know, The Landman,
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  Speaker 1: which by the way, is renewed for a third season,
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  Speaker 1: and with what happens in the don't say anything with
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  Speaker 1: what happens in the last episode could go in a
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  Speaker 1: number of directions.
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  Speaker 3: I just don't want to. I don't. I don't want
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  Speaker 3: to do that. If you know anything, I don't want
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  Speaker 3: to talk about Landman.
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  Speaker 2: You guys, when you do it, you did it with
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  Speaker 2: a different show, and I'm like, great, now, I know
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  Speaker 2: it's it's not gonna just leave it.
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  Speaker 3: David, I don't want to watch it.
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  Speaker 1: And I one more mention though it has nothing to
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  Speaker 1: do with the plot, nothing, This.
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  Speaker 3: Is where he screws up. He did it with another
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  Speaker 3: great show I was watching.
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: All I was gonna make the comment was, look, you
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: and I are not big into following celebrities and hanging
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: on their every words and all that most of them
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: are full of shit in themselves. Billy Bob Thornton is
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: a dude that if I could sit down and have
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: a beer with, I think would be a fun dude
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  Speaker 1: to hang out with.
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  Speaker 3: I will leave that. I don't. I know he would,
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  Speaker 3: but I don't want to. I just don't. You and
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  Speaker 3: I are different.
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  Speaker 2: My mind is so sharp that you know, like people
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  Speaker 2: don't realize that they just think that I'm dumb, but
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: my mind's so sharp that when people say little things,
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: I already know what the what the hell is going
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  Speaker 2: to happen? So I don't want I don't want to
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  Speaker 2: discuss it.
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm gonna leave it at.
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: It's the it's the uh, the OCD and what is
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: the other initials?
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: You got a lot of initial soup going on over there?
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: That exactly. It's the rain man. I me where I
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: can figure shit out to other people, go, how did
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: you know that? It goes back to the chip. Anyway,
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: let's move on.
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: So what are we at at the text on Facebook Live?
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: Guy? I need medication at this point, I think you
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: do Steve.
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: Steve said, ah, just walk into school, find.
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: The biggest dude and whoop his ass. Oh never mind,
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: that's prison, not high school.
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: Hey, you know what, in some schools that probably would
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: make a lot of sense. I we're not endorsing that,
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: but you know, if you got to establish yourself as
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: the alpha, sometimes you need to write like.
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: He said, he's not he's not endorsing that. He's not
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: saying you should. George is checking in. Say good morning,
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: George from Titusville checking in from San Jose, Costa Rica.
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: I had a hooker there by by uh, first.
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: I lost your virginity to a hooker.
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: No, I didn't lose my I said that that was
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: my first hooker, more than one. That's where I was
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: doing the math on my god.
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: Anyway, No, that was the only one. But anyway, No,
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: I didn't. I didn't go knock on a door.
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: In a shady kind of place and and find a hooker.
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: And when I was a virgin, Oh, I soiled cheets
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: bro a you fan here are you? This is a
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: you fan here too.
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: I was happy and satisfied after we beat Ohio State.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: Look well, that that I concur that was definitely getting
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: the proverbial monkey off your back and evening things up
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: for that damn Fiesta bal debacle years ago, which I
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: unfortunately had to see with my own two eyes.
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: And he was at the game. Think of that, George.
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: It's fine they beat him this time.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: So anybody, if if you're watching this on Facebook Live
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: right now, we got anybody watching from Afar in the
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: path of this winter storm that's getting wound up and
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: ready to wall up a good portion of the country
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: this weekend. Man, we've been watching that the forecast waiver
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: and change just over the last few hours this morning.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: They're trying to pinpoint exactly where the ice slash snow
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: line is gonna be. And you know, you gotta think
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: anybody who's near that boundary line is going please let
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: it be snow, just snow. Please let it no ice.
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: We don't want the ice out here.
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: You don't want ice. I'll tell you what.
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: As long as that snow line, I hope the best
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: for everybody that's gonna get walloped by the storm, which
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: is a large part of the part of the country.
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: But as long as that storm does not waiver south.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's coming into the deep South. It's not gonna
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: get down here yet.
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: To the south I'm talking about.
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, yeah, but yeah, definitely gonna be swinging
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: down south for the ice and hitting the areas that
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: you know, that's not something you normally deal with on
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: a very regular basis, even in winter, you know. And
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: then then there's a talk the it's gonna affect Texas
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: big time. Remember their energy gride crashed a couple of
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: years ago when they had the big ice storm. I
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: forgot about that. Yeah, And it's like you know, second
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: largest state.
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: And didn't they they were the ones that got hit
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: by a horrific flood too, right.
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: That was all?
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the campaign terrible.
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: Ayay, we don't want to go on a dark read. Sorry,
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: I shouldn't turn there. I totally different.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: I mentioned that I like to have a beer with
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: Billy Bob Thornton.
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: He did so on a totally different note because I
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: don't want to talk about it what you might call it.
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: I'm amazed and I know we've talked about this before
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: and everybody knows it. I'm still amazed at how fast
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: Amazon delivers.
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: I needed something. Well, I ordered this.
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: Morning for my new phone, right, I got, I traded
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: in the phone and got a new phone for free.
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: So got it.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: And it's is that an iPhone? Which iPhone are you on? Now?
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: What number?
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: Is it? Seventeen?
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: You got an iPhone seventy?
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: So I went for my thing.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: Is that the newest one? I don't know, seventeen, I
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: don't know. I'm an Android guy, I don't know, yeah.
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: Exactly, but no, this is like it's a great phone. Anyway.
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: So I ordered this morning a new iPhone case and
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: a pair.
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: Of these shoes because these shoes. I don't endorse or anything.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: They're just I have fat excuse me, fat feet like you.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: Okay, what have they already been delivered? Is that what
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: you're Yes?
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: Can you believe that I ordered them this morning at
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: in our six to six twenty swing when we were
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: waiting for Bianki to.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: Call in, that is, and they're at your house already. Yes,
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: Well that's well, that's because there's a lot of distribution
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: centers around here now and they stock high demand items.
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: I know, like I started this with, I know that
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: we talk about it all the time and everybody knows
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: Amazon's fast. I ordered new socks the other day. I
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: ordered them at ten o'clock at night. I had to
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: ask my wife, would you rather that I do the
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: four to seven delivery window or seven to eleven? You know,
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: dog wise, so Teddy doesn't have a conniption At four
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: in the morning, I'm leaving for work and uh, I
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: hear bass outside and I'm like, oh no, I'm not
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: gonna have to grab the bat to walk to the car,
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: and it's the delivery guy.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, wow.
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: So yeah, I know that's so dumb, and I know
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: everybody know whos Amazon delivery it's just even though we
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: have the distribution center, as you said, it's still just
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: my number.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: Do you know anybody who is anti Amazon? Oh, never
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: buy from Amazon.
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: Oh, I've heard it. I've heard it at the text line.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: I've heard it when when listen. I'm not trying to
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: rag on you. If that's your attitude, that's fine this
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: United States buy from whoever the hell you want.
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: To be anti Amazon.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: I get it. I just like you know.
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: You were.
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: In my opinion, you're just really creating more work for
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: yourself than you need to to getting stuff at a
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: good price.
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: In many cases, I even said it this morning. I
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: understand supporting a local place. When we were talking about petties,
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: I said it, But I understand supporting a local mom
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: and pop business. There's certain things like I found socks
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: that I like, and these are them. I think they're
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: chicks by the way, see because the pink on the bottom.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: Okay, but that you can't find elsewhere.
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and if I could, it would be like the Walmart.
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: But do I want to go and deal with? Sure?
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: I go to Walmart. I go to Walmart probably two
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: times a week. But I just thought I'm just gonna.
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: Order them online and then the shoes that I need
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: to end.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: The one thing I will say, as much as I
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: use Amazon, I don't just pull the trigger on Amazon
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: without spot checking.
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: Uh.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: If it's an item that I know is readily available
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: at a local retailer, I will compare the price. I
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: compare the price because Amazon is as cheap as they
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: are and a lot of stuff, They're not necessarily the
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: cheapest when it comes to everything. Yeah, so you know
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: it's it's smart to Yeah, so that's it, all right.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: Do you have any of their housekeeping stuff there that
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: you wanted to let me check. You've got your new phone.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: You're amazed to how fast Amazon is.
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: Well, that's why, honestly, that's why I ordered this morning.
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: Normally, you know I'd be like, okay, I could just
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: go buy later, go by. But you know me with phones,
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: Look as I throw it down without a case. Look
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: at my last one. Go ahead and hold this bat.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: Well, you have a camera right in front of.
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: You can hold it up to the camp software update.
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: Now you also don't need that. I know I'm off camera.
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: Hold on, let me do a little log in it bobs.
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: I care. I don't know if you all can see this, but.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: There you go.
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: Look at the corners of this phone.
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: And then when the light turns off, which it won't
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: because I'm moving it. But look at the screen now,
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: all the cracks and this and that. Remember when I
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: ate it and I had I look at all the
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: cracks through it when I ate it the other week,
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: Remember when I had the scab on my forehead both
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: my knees.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: Is that phone so beat up? They didn't even want
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: to take it as a trade?
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: No, no, the dude said, Angel. It was the guy
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: at the store who's a really really good guy, helped
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: me out.
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: Listen is the show too?
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: He said, keep it for a couple of days so
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: you know that it gets everything transferred. Keep them plugged
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: in near each other every now and then. I'm scared, though,
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: because this one's so screwed up for me dropping it
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: and stuff that I don't want it giving this one,
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: like Phone Aids the new one.
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: I want the old one given the new one.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: So I'm afraid you're keeping close to each other Phone Aids, yeah,
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: very very deadly. So anyway, the heck I forget Oh yeah,
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: when I when I tripped that time and walking Teddy
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: and I got a big remember the big scab out
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: of my.
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: Forehead and my knees and my elbows.
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that phone did not do well ever since then,
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: it's been a little off, kind of like me.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: All right, before we sign off from this episode of
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: Off the Air.
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: I know I was fazzy today. I apologize.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: If if you're headed out to Daytona for the role
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: X this weekend, we're gonna be over there for a
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: few hours on Friday down in the fan zone, come
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: by and see us. You can register to win. Welcome
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: to Rockville tickets, all right.
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: You heard that right, Welcome to Rockville tickets.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: And if you've never gone out to the Speedway for
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: the role X, it's way different vibe than when there's
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: NASCAR there because everything is centered in the infield. With Nascar,
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: it's you know, in the stands on the track, in
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: the infield. It's a big throwdown mainly in the infield,
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: and it all happens there and it's round the clock
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: and it's cool, and there's people from all over the
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: world there. You never it's it's always good people watch
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: an event too.
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: Just took the words out of my mouth and I
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: said it on our show today. Just the trolley ride
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: in from from where Pat and I park. That alone
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: is super cool because you got to see the entire
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: infield and all the really really nice cars and I'm
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: not a.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: Car dude, I drive a Pickoff and everybody, everybody who's
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: there is cool and inviting and welcoming, and then it's
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: it's a good time. So if we see you this weekend,
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: looking forward to that. If not, put it on your
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: bucket list for next year. Seriously, got it? All right?
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a good time, and it's a good time
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: for all ages and plus kids twelve and under get
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: in free all weekend of the Royal X twenty four.
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: Somebody just forwarded me an article. I'll forward it to
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: you on what uh what do you mean? I'll just
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: copy the link and then email it.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: An article about what some guy.
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: Having sex outside of a pie company. Anyway, I don't
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: want it.
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: That's if we're gonna use it for idiotology tomorrow. I
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: don't want to ruin it. That's kind of stuff I
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: get over on this side while we're doing a show
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: and I try to focus, I'm like.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: The lynch, can can I wind this down? Now? Are
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: you done?
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: Even though I'm wound up, you can still wind it down.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: I would like to point out that Taco's had zero caffeine.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: This is just his natural state. No I have today.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: I have the iced tea over there. Thanks for checking
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: out N's and Tacos. Off the air podcast.
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: PAT is titled Pie Company or Pie Anybody question mark
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: there get it?
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: We understand, we'll we'll get together again next Thursday.
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: So don't delete Pie anybody.
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: Jesus see you all later