Latest / Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald / 105: My Two Dads
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- 0:00Speaker 1: But I always liked calling you shoon because I feel
- 0:02Speaker 1: about nicknames when I love someone that, oh I'm on
- 0:07Speaker 1: the inside, I have the inside scoop. If you love
- 0:10Speaker 1: him and you and you're in, if you're in the
- 0:12Speaker 1: cool kids group, you get to call him shoon.
- 0:15Speaker 2: Right, But you created your own nickname, and all of
- 0:18Speaker 2: a sudden I became Chocolate Bear, Chaco.
- 0:20Speaker 1: Sea Bear, Sea Bear. Does anyone else from Bear? Does
- 0:24Speaker 1: anyone else from Scrubs ever call you shoon? Did anyone
- 0:28Speaker 1: else ye?
- 0:29Speaker 2: Bill? Does?
- 0:30Speaker 1: Bill Lawrence calls you shoon?
- 0:31Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 0:32Speaker 1: I can't picture Sarah ever saying shoon?
- 0:34Speaker 2: No, but Bill, Bill, to this day still does well.
- 0:38Speaker 2: You know, you and Bill probably have spent more time
- 0:40Speaker 2: in my family than anyone else in the cast, you
- 0:42Speaker 2: know what I mean.
- 0:42Speaker 1: And I remember when you and your brother set up
- 0:45Speaker 1: a little sound studio in your house once and you
- 0:47Speaker 1: called it audio sh What did you call it? Audio shoes?
- 0:50Speaker 2: Audio shoon, audio shoon?
- 0:52Speaker 1: I bet you wish you had that audio booth right now.
- 0:54Speaker 2: I do wish I had that audi I do. That
- 0:57Speaker 2: would be awesome, That would be awesome audio shoon. Anyway,
- 1:00Speaker 2: we should get into the did you.
- 1:02Speaker 1: Count us in?
- 1:02Speaker 3: Donald that you did.
- 1:05Speaker 4: Here's some stories I'm not sure we made about a
- 1:10Speaker 4: bunch of tops and nurses, said, here's a story next,
- 1:19Speaker 4: so Yanda, here yare.
- 1:29Speaker 1: You know? We're getting a lot of love on our
- 1:30Speaker 1: theme song and it may oh before we forget. Would
- 1:33Speaker 1: you mind just laying down them because we never got
- 1:37Speaker 1: it and I think the song at the very end
- 1:40Speaker 1: should have you doing that.
- 1:41Speaker 2: So well, we got to get the key and all
- 1:43Speaker 2: of that stuff, and there's to a.
- 1:45Speaker 1: Temporary one and Dan will lay it on for us.
- 1:48Speaker 2: M Yeah, all right, it's gonna be out of key,
- 1:52Speaker 2: it might be out of keep, but Dan, we like
- 1:55Speaker 2: that better.
- 1:57Speaker 1: No, So Dan, now I want you to but I
- 1:59Speaker 1: want you to do in the editing replay the theme
- 2:00Speaker 1: song now with the addition of Donald's.
- 2:06Speaker 3: Here's some stories.
- 2:07Speaker 4: I'm not sure we made about a bunch of docs
- 2:12Speaker 4: and nurses.
- 2:13Speaker 5: And.
- 2:15Speaker 2: I said, here's the stories.
- 2:20Speaker 3: So yea.
- 2:30Speaker 1: Donald. This is a very special episode of Scrubs because
- 2:32Speaker 1: it has so much in it, and it has your
- 2:35Speaker 1: favorite thing in the world, which is go ahead star Wars.
- 2:38Speaker 2: Holy shit, I got so excited about two things. One
- 2:42Speaker 2: when I realized it was the Aspen episode, so much
- 2:45Speaker 2: I jumped for joy.
- 2:46Speaker 1: So much in this episode.
- 2:47Speaker 2: The ass box, right, the ass box, the things that
- 2:50Speaker 2: people have actually stuck up their butt. You know you
- 2:53Speaker 2: might think that those were fake, Well, some of them
- 2:56Speaker 2: were fake. But the problem with the light bulb when
- 2:59Speaker 2: you stick it up butt is you'll never get it
- 3:01Speaker 2: out without breaking the light bulb.
- 3:03Speaker 1: No, that's a different episode, by the way, when when
- 3:05Speaker 1: the light bulb is up someone's ass and Johnny C says,
- 3:08Speaker 1: either this guy has a light bulb of his ass
- 3:11Speaker 1: or his colon has a great idea. I thought that
- 3:14Speaker 1: was this episode, but it's actually a different episode.
- 3:16Speaker 2: We went back to that room. That jump could be
- 3:18Speaker 2: used again.
- 3:19Speaker 1: But I want you the audience to know that this
- 3:22Speaker 1: is a real thing. We learned when we were making
- 3:25Speaker 1: this that hospitals have collections of things they've pulled out
- 3:29Speaker 1: of people who stick stuff in their assholes.
- 3:34Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, as box is a real thing. An ass
- 3:37Speaker 2: box is a real thing. Unfortunately, at Sacred Heart there's
- 3:40Speaker 2: no Lost and Found, but there's an ass box.
- 3:44Speaker 1: There's something funny about the word ass when you attach
- 3:47Speaker 1: it to anything, you laugh. I laughed every time someone
- 3:49Speaker 1: said ass box. I laughed when I think it was
- 3:51Speaker 1: Judy said, ass pen right.
- 3:53Speaker 2: Not only that, I laughed when people call other people
- 3:55Speaker 2: ass face.
- 3:56Speaker 1: I think I laugh every time someone says asshead or
- 4:00Speaker 1: ass face, asshole.
- 4:02Speaker 2: Those are funny words.
- 4:03Speaker 1: Yeah, ass next to anything. I'm wearing these big rain
- 4:07Speaker 1: boots today, Donald, I want to show you.
- 4:09Speaker 2: Let me see what are you doing? Are you gardening?
- 4:11Speaker 1: Well it's it's pissing rain in Los Angeles. And you
- 4:14Speaker 1: are British now, well, yeah, and the British is wearing
- 4:17Speaker 1: off on me. I said, say, the British is contagious
- 4:20Speaker 1: because I'm wearing like my big gardening boots.
- 4:24Speaker 2: And we have a like in a Peter Rabbit movie.
- 4:27Speaker 1: We have a puppy. So I have to be out
- 4:29Speaker 1: in the rain trying to potty train a puppy and
- 4:32Speaker 1: these are my puppy training rain boots.
- 4:34Speaker 2: All right, let's get into this episode.
- 4:36Speaker 1: Now, wait before we do. When I was on the
- 4:39Speaker 1: phone with you and Casey, and I'm sorry to the audience.
- 4:42Speaker 1: I know I told you that I was going to
- 4:43Speaker 1: refrain from talking to Donald because I wanted to save
- 4:46Speaker 1: all our contact for the podcast. But Casey was chiming
- 4:51Speaker 1: in on the speakerphone on your cell phone and she
- 4:53Speaker 1: said that you are not even letting the children walk
- 4:56Speaker 1: around the block. Donald, I think you got to air
- 4:58Speaker 1: those kids out.
- 5:00Speaker 2: You know, we go on walks every now and then,
- 5:01Speaker 2: like yeah, but.
- 5:02Speaker 1: Like once a week, that's not enough, I think, really,
- 5:06Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not a parent, and I understand why
- 5:08Speaker 1: you would be terrified. But I know, bro, I think
- 5:12Speaker 1: if you're nowhere near anyone, you can have the kids
- 5:15Speaker 1: go around the block. I think that's you're allowed to
- 5:16Speaker 1: do that. You gotta air them out right.
- 5:19Speaker 2: Unfortunately, it's been raining, so I haven't been able to
- 5:21Speaker 2: do that. I hear that message loud and clear.
- 5:23Speaker 1: Listen, I am.
- 5:24Speaker 2: Kid have Cavin fever for sure.
- 5:26Speaker 1: I am in no position to give parenting advice, but
- 5:29Speaker 1: I am. I am the godfather of these children, and
- 5:32Speaker 1: as godfather, I would like them to walk around the
- 5:34Speaker 1: block once a fucking week.
- 5:36Speaker 2: Wow. Okay, okay, yes, write that down there. Notes Listen,
- 5:42Speaker 2: they're my kids.
- 5:43Speaker 1: I love the Casey was in the background like he.
- 5:45Speaker 2: Won't even let him walk around the block, all.
- 5:50Speaker 1: Right, should we get in the episode.
- 5:51Speaker 2: I've been trying to do that for like, you know,
- 5:53Speaker 2: but you.
- 5:54Speaker 1: Know, there is a we do have a catch up phase.
- 5:56Speaker 1: Donald Section one is Zach and Donald catch up and
- 6:00Speaker 1: you're rushing just because you're so excited about Star Wars.
- 6:03Speaker 2: I'm excited about Star Wars. I'm excited about the Aspen.
- 6:06Speaker 2: I'm excited about the title of the show, My two Dads.
- 6:10Speaker 2: I love that Craig Zisc directed this episode.
- 6:13Speaker 1: Craig Zisc is a very fine, fine TV director and
- 6:16Speaker 1: this was his first episode for us and also written
- 6:18Speaker 1: by a writing team Garrick Dallman and Neil Goldman, two
- 6:22Speaker 1: of our favorite writers. Some writers work in the writer's
- 6:26Speaker 1: room as an individual, and some writers are writing teams,
- 6:30Speaker 1: and this is the first. I think this is the
- 6:32Speaker 1: only am I correct Donald, this was the only writing
- 6:35Speaker 1: team for season one?
- 6:37Speaker 2: I believe so. But also not just that. They went
- 6:40Speaker 2: on to do other things. They came from Family Guy,
- 6:44Speaker 2: then they started, Then they did Scrubs, they went onto Community.
- 6:49Speaker 1: Yes, they ran your Community and then.
- 6:52Speaker 2: Went on to do other projects after that. Like these
- 6:54Speaker 2: guys started, these guys start, I would I would love
- 6:57Speaker 2: to say humble beginnings, but wow, they started with Guy
- 7:00Speaker 2: and then went right into Scrubs and then after that Community.
- 7:03Speaker 2: That's a string of hits to work on ID.
- 7:05Speaker 1: They were very funny, and they are very funny, and
- 7:07Speaker 1: they were very different. I always thought it was interesting
- 7:09Speaker 1: that they were partners because they were the two of
- 7:12Speaker 1: them were just such different people.
- 7:14Speaker 2: Yeah, but wrote such funny scripts.
- 7:16Speaker 1: Yeah, they were the perfect partnership. This episode is jam
- 7:19Speaker 1: packed and has more fantasies than a lot of episodes.
- 7:24Speaker 2: Speaking of Speaking of that, I used to get and
- 7:26Speaker 2: I don't think I ever told you this, but I
- 7:28Speaker 2: used to get jealous. And it all comes to a
- 7:30Speaker 2: head at the end of this episode. But you used
- 7:33Speaker 2: to do some of the coolest fantasies. Yeah, throughout the show,
- 7:37Speaker 2: you know what I mean. And this was the first
- 7:39Speaker 2: time where a fantasy came up. And I ran up
- 7:42Speaker 2: on Bill and I was like, Bill, you gotta put
- 7:43Speaker 2: me in this fucking fantasy. Man, you gotta put me
- 7:46Speaker 2: in this fantasy at Star Wars, dude, and I don't
- 7:49Speaker 2: know if you know this, but I love Star Wars.
- 7:51Speaker 2: He's like, well, who would you be? And I was like,
- 7:53Speaker 2: just make me Han solo, Just make me Han solo.
- 7:55Speaker 2: And I'm there and it happens, and he was like,
- 7:58Speaker 2: all right, yeah, fine, not only did it, No, it
- 8:02Speaker 2: was just you and uh, it was just j d
- 8:05Speaker 2: Cox and kelso.
- 8:06Speaker 1: Okay, I'm sure that. And then Bill was probably like, oh,
- 8:10Speaker 1: we got to add the others if we're gonna add Yeah.
- 8:12Speaker 3: We got.
- 8:12Speaker 2: If we add Donald, we got to add everybody else,
- 8:14Speaker 2: which created a great joke, you know what I mean
- 8:16Speaker 2: for those of Chewy and then fucking the Janet Her.
- 8:20Speaker 1: For those of you who don't know this, and I'm
- 8:21Speaker 1: guessing you're getting a sense. Donald Faison is the biggest
- 8:25Speaker 1: Star Wars fan that I have ever met in my life.
- 8:29Speaker 1: And no, you're by far the most. And Donald, you
- 8:33Speaker 1: voice a character on What Tell Everyone.
- 8:35Speaker 2: On Star Wars Resistance Hype Phase on the character was
- 8:38Speaker 2: named after me.
- 8:40Speaker 1: Uh.
- 8:40Speaker 2: Dave Filoni named the character after me. That's a big
- 8:43Speaker 2: deal for Donald, uh for you all.
- 8:46Speaker 1: But Donald Hobby uh is stop motion animation and with
- 8:51Speaker 1: legos he has made several uh Star Wars animated lego
- 8:57Speaker 1: films that you can check out on YouTube and they're
- 8:59Speaker 1: called Black Storm.
- 9:01Speaker 2: Right. So I realized how my stop motion, how I
- 9:06Speaker 2: got into stop motion, and it was because of Star Wars.
- 9:09Speaker 2: I always thought that it was the ad Ads and
- 9:11Speaker 2: the Empire strikes back when they're attacking the rebel base
- 9:14Speaker 2: on the Planet Hawth. But it turns out there was
- 9:17Speaker 2: a video that came out around the same time Return
- 9:21Speaker 2: of the Jedi came out called Star Wars from Star
- 9:24Speaker 2: Wars to Jedi, and it was like the behind the
- 9:27Speaker 2: scenes and all the special effects that went into making
- 9:33Speaker 2: Star Wars, and like the documentary is about an hour
- 9:37Speaker 2: and a half, thirty minutes of the documentary is all
- 9:42Speaker 2: based on is all dedicated to stop motion animation. And
- 9:45Speaker 2: I watched this as a kid, and I had it
- 9:47Speaker 2: on video as a kid, and it wasn't until like
- 9:50Speaker 2: the behind the scenes specials that came out with it
- 9:54Speaker 2: and with that from Star Wars to Jedi was in
- 9:58Speaker 2: that package. And I realized then and there after watching
- 10:01Speaker 2: it and probably like this was the this was the
- 10:04Speaker 2: this was the plug.
- 10:05Speaker 1: And and you combined, uh, your love of Star Wars
- 10:09Speaker 1: with your love of stop motion animation. Now you're not
- 10:11Speaker 1: gonna say this because it would be too controversial, but
- 10:14Speaker 1: I'm going to say that when J. J. Abrams made
- 10:17Speaker 1: the new movie and there was a Black Stormtrooper, I went,
- 10:21Speaker 1: come on, buddy, somebody saw Donald's lego movies.
- 10:26Speaker 2: I'm not gonna get in.
- 10:27Speaker 1: You can lean back, lean back in your chair and
- 10:29Speaker 1: don't say a word. I'm saying as a fan of
- 10:32Speaker 1: your stop motion movies, the hero of which was the
- 10:36Speaker 1: first Black Stormtrooper, and then the zillion dollar movie comes out.
- 10:41Speaker 1: I said to myself, come on, buddy, don't speak. Don't speak.
- 10:46Speaker 1: I don't want to get you in trouble with all
- 10:48Speaker 1: your your Star Wars of friends. What's his name? The
- 10:51Speaker 1: guy with the cowboy hat is the super superstar Warsloney,
- 10:54Speaker 1: Dave Feloney, that's the man right there. I want to
- 10:57Speaker 1: be on the you know, George Lucas.
- 10:58Speaker 2: George Lucas pretty much gave him the keys to the
- 11:02Speaker 2: Corvette man.
- 11:03Speaker 1: Dave Filoni. Yeah, man, he's the keeper of He's the
- 11:06Speaker 1: keeper of the lore.
- 11:07Speaker 2: Right and when they go and do other things. He's
- 11:10Speaker 2: involved in stuff like that. But you know, his his
- 11:13Speaker 2: stuff like the Clone Wars Rebels.
- 11:15Speaker 1: Is he involved the Mandalorians.
- 11:17Speaker 2: He is the executive producer of the Mandalorian. I really
- 11:19Speaker 2: like man when he's involved, when they have him involved,
- 11:22Speaker 2: I'm telling you, man, it's really really good stuff. I
- 11:26Speaker 2: I you know, Dave Filoni should be if you ask me,
- 11:31Speaker 2: you know, he should be always asked, well, what do
- 11:34Speaker 2: you think of this Dave and let him.
- 11:36Speaker 1: I think he is right. Isn't he the keeper of
- 11:38Speaker 1: the lore? If you will?
- 11:40Speaker 2: I don't know if that's always the way it goes.
- 11:41Speaker 2: I don't know how they.
- 11:42Speaker 1: I gotta say, I'm not the biggest, as big as
- 11:44Speaker 1: Star Wars, geek as you, but I really am enjoying
- 11:46Speaker 1: the Mandalorian and it's great. I know. Baby Yoda is
- 11:49Speaker 1: like the biggest marketing uh cash grab merchandising cash grab
- 11:54Speaker 1: has ever been done. But I want one. I want
- 11:57Speaker 1: a baby Yoda.
- 11:58Speaker 2: Who doesn't want a baby?
- 11:59Speaker 1: I want a baby Yoda. I want to real life Viviota.
- 12:01Speaker 1: Can we get to the episode Donald for God's sake? Okay,
- 12:04Speaker 1: let's go at twenty one seconds in there's a reference
- 12:07Speaker 1: to the Rock. Now this is two thousand and one.
- 12:10Speaker 1: The Rock is a very famous wrestler. I don't know
- 12:13Speaker 1: if he's made films yet. She does say he's a
- 12:15Speaker 1: film star.
- 12:16Speaker 2: He says, she says he's a movie star, But he's
- 12:18Speaker 2: not the Rock that he is now, No, right, it
- 12:22Speaker 2: wasn't like he was. That's a good question, Joel.
- 12:25Speaker 1: Can you look up what films had the Rock made
- 12:27Speaker 1: in two thousand and one? I don't know how many
- 12:29Speaker 1: it is, but obviously enough for Sarah to say he's
- 12:31Speaker 1: a film star.
- 12:32Speaker 2: Well look I'll say this right now, yes, go ahead.
- 12:36Speaker 2: The Scorpion King, I think was the first bit is.
- 12:40Speaker 1: That Joelle's cracking up. What do you crack the first
- 12:43Speaker 1: big one. Look at Joelle's outfit today, she's all matching.
- 12:46Speaker 2: It and she's all yellow. She got on and it was
- 12:48Speaker 2: all yellow.
- 12:50Speaker 1: You look good, Joel? All right, what's the Rocks credits
- 12:52Speaker 1: in two thousand and one, thus far in his career,
- 12:54Speaker 1: just the highlights we don't need, like the little indie
- 12:56Speaker 1: he did in stad you always goes.
- 13:00Speaker 5: So the Mummy returns, it's Ben Scorpion King, then run
- 13:05Speaker 5: downs and walking tall and then he really hits it off.
- 13:07Speaker 2: In two thousand and five, would be cool.
- 13:09Speaker 1: Okay, there you go, be cool?
- 13:11Speaker 2: What was be cool? Be cool? I imagine the rock
- 13:14Speaker 2: just running around.
- 13:15Speaker 3: Be cool.
- 13:15Speaker 1: It's a comedy with who duo Kevin Hart.
- 13:18Speaker 5: No, it's got John Travolta and Uma Thurman and Vince Vaughn.
- 13:21Speaker 2: And oh right, it's to get shorty uh sequel.
- 13:24Speaker 1: Okay, right, all right, all right, well he was a
- 13:27Speaker 1: movie star, then we're wrong. But he wasn't the level
- 13:29Speaker 1: of like global. I mean, he's like the biggest movie
- 13:31Speaker 1: star in the world, and now.
- 13:32Speaker 2: Right him, well there's him, Kevin Hart, Will Smith still
- 13:37Speaker 2: Harrison Ford Smith.
- 13:39Speaker 1: Will Smith. I don't think is on the level of
- 13:41Speaker 1: the Rock these days because the Rock rarely, the Rock rare.
- 13:45Speaker 2: Last movie was Bad Boys from Life, and I think, really, well.
- 13:49Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just saying, and I love Will Smith. Don't
- 13:51Speaker 1: think I'm taking anything away from I just think that
- 13:54Speaker 1: the Rock doesn't really have bombs. He's you know, there
- 13:56Speaker 1: used to be movies.
- 13:57Speaker 2: Does what the Rock does?
- 13:59Speaker 1: A Rock has a yeah, Oh, the beach One, the
- 14:02Speaker 1: bay Watch, the bay Watch. I sound like my dad.
- 14:05Speaker 1: The bay Watch. My dad saw dream Girls and he goes,
- 14:08Speaker 1: and he had never heard of Beyonce, but he saw
- 14:10Speaker 1: dream Girls and he goes, I gotta tell you this
- 14:12Speaker 1: Bayance she is something. And uh, we always called me
- 14:19Speaker 1: off for because of that time. My dad he was
- 14:22Speaker 1: just he was so taken by her, understandably like the
- 14:25Speaker 1: rest of earth, but he was like, this Bayonce, she
- 14:28Speaker 1: is something. Can we get to the episode.
- 14:33Speaker 2: Donald, We've been in the episode?
- 14:35Speaker 1: All right? All right? So the Rock and then the
- 14:37Speaker 1: family feud Fantasy. I remember going to the Real Family
- 14:39Speaker 1: Feud set and that was exciting. I'd never been on
- 14:42Speaker 1: a game show set before, and I thought it was
- 14:45Speaker 1: very funny that the breakdown is Boobs ninety three seeing
- 14:50Speaker 1: the Rock, four beer sandwiches, two World Piece one. So
- 14:56Speaker 1: when they did when they when they pulled one hundred people,
- 14:58Speaker 1: two different people in this scenario said beer sandwiches.
- 15:02Speaker 2: Wow. You know, it's crazy that it says the Rock
- 15:07Speaker 2: is one of them. Also, because I feel like the
- 15:10Speaker 2: Rock is kind of the I mean, I'm sure it's
- 15:13Speaker 2: been said before, but he's like, male, Oprah, you know
- 15:15Speaker 2: what I mean, how do you mean? Like the Rock says, Yo,
- 15:19Speaker 2: this is what we're doing, And it seems like a
- 15:21Speaker 2: whole community of people are like, Yeah, this is what
- 15:23Speaker 2: we're doing. The Rock said.
- 15:24Speaker 1: So I know, but I don't think The Rock was
- 15:25Speaker 1: that level of megafandom twenty back then.
- 15:29Speaker 2: But right now it's it speaks volumes of how steady
- 15:34Speaker 2: his career has been and how he is amazing.
- 15:37Speaker 1: Dude, Okay, Donald loves the Rock. Who doesn't love the
- 15:40Speaker 1: Rock exactly?
- 15:41Speaker 2: That's my point. That's like somebody saying something bad about
- 15:45Speaker 2: Bruno Mars. You like what I feel like.
- 15:49Speaker 1: You know, I'm sure there's people who don't like Bruno Mars.
- 15:52Speaker 1: There's probably a few. There's people who don't like anything.
- 15:55Speaker 1: I once saw this video on YouTube and it was sweet.
- 15:57Speaker 1: It probably tears to my eyes. It was literally add
- 16:00Speaker 1: seeing a duet with his little adorable daughter on a guitar,
- 16:05Speaker 1: and it like brought tears in my eyes. It was
- 16:06Speaker 1: the sweetest thing in the world. And then I looked
- 16:08Speaker 1: on YouTube and they were like thousands of thumbs downs,
- 16:12Speaker 1: like people.
- 16:12Speaker 2: Were like, no, no to this, How dare you sing
- 16:16Speaker 2: with that little daughter that's.
- 16:17Speaker 1: Too fucking adorable?
- 16:19Speaker 2: I hate it?
- 16:19Speaker 1: Fuck you. You can find people to hate anything. Donald, Yeah,
- 16:23Speaker 1: do you want to sing Taylor Swift hater's gonna hate
- 16:25Speaker 1: right now?
- 16:26Speaker 2: Well, I mean she's the one that taught me that.
- 16:28Speaker 1: She's the one that taught you that hater's gonna hate hate.
- 16:31Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean once she said it, it was like,
- 16:34Speaker 2: you're right.
- 16:35Speaker 1: One thirty two, I wrote down Matt Winston returns now
- 16:38Speaker 1: Matt Winston who plays doctor Stedman and who humps Kelso's
- 16:42Speaker 1: leg here. I just think I decided, I'm sorry. I
- 16:45Speaker 1: know we're early in this podcast, but he is my
- 16:47Speaker 1: vote so far for most underused funny supporting character.
- 16:51Speaker 2: Agreed.
- 16:52Speaker 1: I think Bill had a thing with him. I don't
- 16:54Speaker 1: know what happened, but every time I see him, I
- 16:56Speaker 1: crack up. And I don't know why this guy was
- 16:58Speaker 1: not like one of the go to regulars.
- 17:00Speaker 2: He could he should have been around for a really
- 17:03Speaker 2: long time. He may. I'm sure he.
- 17:05Speaker 1: May have found a way to annoy Bill or something.
- 17:07Speaker 1: Because it doesn't make any sense, it doesn't commute. We're
- 17:09Speaker 1: gonna have to ask that, you know what, Joelle, remember
- 17:11Speaker 1: when Bill said we could ask him things. Ask and
- 17:13Speaker 1: we'll insert Bill here. Why did you stop using Matt Winston?
- 17:17Speaker 2: Bill?
- 17:17Speaker 1: Come on, well, I'll tell you guys.
- 17:19Speaker 6: I should have used Matt Winston Moore. He was really funny.
- 17:22Speaker 6: But when we were that early on the show, we
- 17:25Speaker 6: were always shooting episodes that were five, six, seven, sometimes
- 17:29Speaker 6: even eleven or twelve minutes long, and I was still
- 17:32Speaker 6: trying to find room for my pals, Rob Mashio, you know,
- 17:36Speaker 6: as a buddy of mine, and I wanted to get
- 17:38Speaker 6: him in all the time. Neil Flynn wasn't even a regular,
- 17:41Speaker 6: and we wanted to get him in. We were essentially
- 17:43Speaker 6: doing an A story, a B story, a C story,
- 17:45Speaker 6: and a janitther runner, which, if you're wondering, is too much.
- 17:49Speaker 6: So we kept using Matt Winston over the years, and
- 17:52Speaker 6: he kept working. He was in About Schmidt, and he
- 17:54Speaker 6: was in year movie.
- 17:55Speaker 1: Zach should have used him more.
- 17:56Speaker 6: He's super super funny, cool bit of trivia. Do you
- 18:00Speaker 6: guys know who Matt Winston's dad is?
- 18:03Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying.
- 18:04Speaker 6: I miss you, guys. Why am I not back already
- 18:07Speaker 6: with you?
- 18:08Speaker 2: See? Yeah? And I love that Kelso didn't know your
- 18:10Speaker 2: name for the first few this whole time. The reason
- 18:13Speaker 2: why he's been calling you sport and everything like that,
- 18:15Speaker 2: because he still doesn't know your name.
- 18:18Speaker 1: I literally laughed out loud when he said when I said,
- 18:21Speaker 1: that's the that's the manufacture of the clipboard, sir. That's
- 18:28Speaker 1: very funny, very very funny. I just thought he was
- 18:31Speaker 1: a funny, funny guy. And uh, but yeah, that scene
- 18:34Speaker 1: was really funny. And by the way, a little trivia
- 18:36Speaker 1: I saw on the interwebs because I did research today
- 18:38Speaker 1: on the interwebs. You know, there's all this talk that
- 18:41Speaker 1: the janitor didn't acknowledge anyone else in season one but me,
- 18:45Speaker 1: but there's a little debate because he passes the janitor
- 18:48Speaker 1: and says smells ammonious pungent today. He might just be
- 18:51Speaker 1: saying that out to the universe. Donald, he might not
- 18:53Speaker 1: be acknowledging the janitor.
- 18:54Speaker 2: But no, I think he's I honestly do believe he's
- 18:57Speaker 2: acknowledging the janitor.
- 18:58Speaker 1: And that's not helping the scrubs lord that he does.
- 19:00Speaker 2: Yeah, well, you know what, it doesn't track. Some things
- 19:03Speaker 2: just don't track.
- 19:03Speaker 1: He might have just come into the hallway Donald and gone, oh,
- 19:06Speaker 1: Ammonia's punging today.
- 19:07Speaker 2: Listen. Just because we're on the show and we're best
- 19:10Speaker 2: friends with the creator of the show, doesn't mean that
- 19:12Speaker 2: everything has to track. Dude, all right, this didn't track.
- 19:15Speaker 1: I want to track. It didn't though, Okay, somebody fucked up.
- 19:19Speaker 2: I love the fact that Carla and Turk's relationship is
- 19:22Speaker 2: moving to the next level. They are now bumping uglies
- 19:26Speaker 2: or they're about to bump uglies. And what does Zach,
- 19:29Speaker 2: What does JD do? He comes in and he ruins it. Yeah,
- 19:34Speaker 2: Sea blocks, you'd see block for real. And I was
- 19:37Speaker 2: always I always thought, you know, Carla totally mind fucks
- 19:40Speaker 2: Turk man, like She even says to him, do you
- 19:43Speaker 2: want me to take you into the room right now
- 19:46Speaker 2: and we can have sex? And when you come out,
- 19:48Speaker 2: you'll be walking sideways because I'll use I will have
- 19:51Speaker 2: used all your up and downs.
- 19:52Speaker 1: Yeah, it's very aggressive.
- 19:54Speaker 2: What person in their right mind is gonna say no,
- 19:56Speaker 2: I don't want that. She might fox him so hard
- 20:01Speaker 2: that he's like, no, I don't want that.
- 20:03Speaker 1: I like that. She's such a strong woman. She's like, yeah,
- 20:06Speaker 1: I'm going to bang you so hard you won't be
- 20:08Speaker 1: able to move. Do you want to? And you're like,
- 20:10Speaker 1: uh no. But it is bullshit though, that you would
- 20:13Speaker 1: be like, I'm sorry, but it's bullshit that you would
- 20:16Speaker 1: be like that.
- 20:17Speaker 2: I panic, He panicked.
- 20:19Speaker 1: I know, Yeah, that was funny. That was funny. Wait,
- 20:21Speaker 1: I wanted to talk about my nipples real quick. The
- 20:23Speaker 1: band aid's on the nipples right now. Have you ever
- 20:26Speaker 1: been on sets where your nipples the air conditioning's on,
- 20:29Speaker 1: and and and your nipples are so hard it looks
- 20:32Speaker 1: like you're smuggling raisins and and you're you're saying, I
- 20:35Speaker 1: can't wear this shirt because I I've got rock hard nipples.
- 20:38Speaker 1: Absolutely so on on my last show, I did that
- 20:42Speaker 1: was it was really bad. So I started, I mean,
- 20:43Speaker 1: it's embarrassing, but I wore pasties because the wardrobe truck
- 20:49Speaker 1: has pasties for women, and I said, yeah, but they're
- 20:54Speaker 1: mostly for women, but in men in this case, because
- 20:57Speaker 1: I I was like, I can't do this scene. It
- 20:59Speaker 1: listenes this shirt. It looks ridiculous because it's freezing in here.
- 21:02Speaker 1: My nips are rock hard. Bring out the pasties. So
- 21:05Speaker 1: they just became a running joke with the word of department.
- 21:08Speaker 1: They'd be like, Okay, Zach, you're gonna be in this
- 21:10Speaker 1: shirt today, and do you think you'll need your pasties?
- 21:15Speaker 2: Do you remember what you used to call my nipples?
- 21:17Speaker 1: What you don't remember, Oh, melted her she's kisses. Yes,
- 21:26Speaker 1: that's what they look like they do. Next time you
- 21:29Speaker 1: guys see Donald topless on the screen, zoom in and
- 21:32Speaker 1: they look like little cute and melted her she's kissing. Ah.
- 21:39Speaker 1: I can't believe I remember that.
- 21:42Speaker 2: All right. So this is a perfect example. How we
- 21:44Speaker 2: were talking with Bill on the episode a few days ago,
- 21:47Speaker 2: and we were talking about how Kelso is all about
- 21:50Speaker 2: insurance and Cox is all about, you know, breaking the
- 21:55Speaker 2: rules so that he can get patients taken care of
- 21:58Speaker 2: because he's one of those doctors that actually cares.
- 22:01Speaker 1: Obviously, this couldn't be more relevant than anything today, This debate,
- 22:05Speaker 1: that was what we've been having in this country forever,
- 22:07Speaker 1: and we were having on this show. I mean, you
- 22:09Speaker 1: couldn't make this show and not start off early on
- 22:12Speaker 1: and discuss the problem of health insurance and how doctors
- 22:15Speaker 1: have to deal with this huge crisis when patients don't
- 22:18Speaker 1: have health insurance.
- 22:19Speaker 2: Yeah, and you know me, personally, I would prefer a
- 22:23Speaker 2: doctor like Cox, But I can see how a hospital
- 22:26Speaker 2: can go broke if you have a bunch of doctors
- 22:28Speaker 2: like that. You know what I mean?
- 22:29Speaker 1: Well, this is the debate of our time, Donald, and
- 22:32Speaker 1: we won't begin we won't even begin to wade into
- 22:35Speaker 1: the debate because we're not nearly smart enough. But I
- 22:37Speaker 1: did think that this was very well articulated. This, I mean,
- 22:41Speaker 1: before I remembered this was the Star Wars episode, I
- 22:44Speaker 1: said to myself, Oh, it's a battle of good versus evil,
- 22:48Speaker 1: and and they're fighting over the soul of JD on
- 22:51Speaker 1: the golf course.
- 22:52Speaker 2: Absolutely, And you think, you honestly believe because of how
- 22:56Speaker 2: emotional you get when your mentor kind of washes his hand.
- 23:01Speaker 2: When he washes his hands with you, you almost fall
- 23:04Speaker 2: to the dark side. And it's really easy to fall
- 23:06Speaker 2: to the dark side. This is this is why I
- 23:08Speaker 2: love this. This is why I love this. You talk
- 23:11Speaker 2: about Star.
- 23:11Speaker 1: Wars, I I have a feeling you're gonna find a way.
- 23:14Speaker 1: Maybe I have a feeling you're going to start a
- 23:16Speaker 1: side project, a side hustle about Star Wars. There's probably
- 23:20Speaker 1: nine thousand Star Wars podcasts.
- 23:22Speaker 2: Oh, I'm sure there are bros sitting.
- 23:25Speaker 1: Around talking about the jedis what's your favorite? Let's digress
- 23:30Speaker 1: for a moment. What's your favorite? You have to pick
- 23:32Speaker 1: one Star Wars film or there's a gun to your head.
- 23:36Speaker 2: Go the Empire strikes back. That's the easiest.
- 23:38Speaker 1: That's everyone says that, right if you're a mega fan. Yeah,
- 23:41Speaker 1: for me, it was it was the Christmas special, the
- 23:44Speaker 1: one with with with Chewy on the beach.
- 23:48Speaker 5: Rogue one is my favorite Star Wars movie. It's really
- 23:52Speaker 5: have to go to the premiere, and partially because it's
- 23:55Speaker 5: everything I love about the animated Star Wars brought to
- 23:57Speaker 5: the live action screen.
- 23:58Speaker 2: It's the first time our faders every really scary. It
- 24:00Speaker 2: was well, I'll tell you that. I'll tell you one
- 24:04Speaker 2: thing that part. If that didn't make the movie, that
- 24:06Speaker 2: would have been people would have been pissed.
- 24:09Speaker 3: Off two weeks before release.
- 24:10Speaker 2: Dude, I'm sorry.
- 24:11Speaker 1: That's well, I didn't know you were a mega fan.
- 24:14Speaker 1: Maybe you can be Donald's co host and his Star
- 24:15Speaker 1: Wars podcast.
- 24:19Speaker 2: Star Wars We should we should shoot it.
- 24:22Speaker 1: One thing I've always wanted to ask you, Donald, is
- 24:23Speaker 1: how come in the Ewok song at the end of
- 24:25Speaker 1: Return of the Jedi they say, yup nub it chikey
- 24:28Speaker 1: why why and then they go celebrate the Life? Does
- 24:31Speaker 1: that mean that there's no ewalk ease for celebrate the life?
- 24:34Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to say, yes.
- 24:36Speaker 1: Okay, so it just doesn't translate yub nub it chinkey?
- 24:39Speaker 1: Why why celebrate the live?
- 24:41Speaker 2: Right right? Yup nub jump nub you know, the whole
- 24:48Speaker 2: celebrate the live.
- 24:50Speaker 1: Oh my god, Dan is telling me that Joel is
- 24:54Speaker 1: the most knowledgeable person on Star Wars, Marvel Watchman, literally
- 24:59Speaker 1: a million mega fan things.
- 25:01Speaker 2: Well, this is the Scrubs podcast, I know, Donald, Let's
- 25:04Speaker 2: get back to this knowledgeable and Scrubs.
- 25:06Speaker 1: Yeah she is. But apparently we're learning something about Joelle
- 25:09Speaker 1: that she is mega mega mega star Wars geek like you.
- 25:12Speaker 1: We're gonna have to tribute her later. All right, Donald,
- 25:15Speaker 1: back to our show.
- 25:16Speaker 2: So we were talking about Cocks breaking the rules, and but
- 25:19Speaker 2: then one of the funniest things that we almost saw
- 25:21Speaker 2: an eagle, Yes, so yeah, when he spinds you.
- 25:24Speaker 1: Yeah yeah.
- 25:26Speaker 2: I laughed so hard at you losing your balance after
- 25:28Speaker 2: two revolutions.
- 25:29Speaker 1: I think, I really, I think that was genuine. There
- 25:31Speaker 1: were two episodes, two places in this episode where I
- 25:33Speaker 1: genuinely fell. One after Johnny c spit spun me in
- 25:37Speaker 1: that sort of wonder Years and that was shot on
- 25:39Speaker 1: like super eight film to look like the old school.
- 25:41Speaker 1: And and then when I'm in the the water hazard.
- 25:44Speaker 1: Is that what you call it? A water hazard? When
- 25:46Speaker 1: I'm in the When I'm in the water hazard and
- 25:48Speaker 1: I'm and I'm golfing, I remember I legit fell in
- 25:50Speaker 1: that moment and wasn't supposed to. I slipped.
- 25:52Speaker 2: Wow, And just keeping of golf.
- 25:53Speaker 1: That's how professional I am. Donald, like, kept going as
- 25:56Speaker 1: you should.
- 25:56Speaker 2: Speaking of golf. John C McGinley I think has been
- 25:59Speaker 2: trying to hustle me because I picked up golf well
- 26:02Speaker 2: after we finished Scrubs, I picked up golf. As a
- 26:04Speaker 2: matter of fact, my stand in on Scrubs, Deontay Gordon. Yes,
- 26:10Speaker 2: when Scrubs was all said and done, he was the
- 26:12Speaker 2: one that took me out to the golf course and
- 26:13Speaker 2: was like, you know, because my wife had told me,
- 26:15Speaker 2: you need to stop playing basketball. You're getting hurt all
- 26:17Speaker 2: the time. I'm sick and tired of.
- 26:18Speaker 1: And you were playing tennis. You were getting really good
- 26:20Speaker 1: at tennis.
- 26:21Speaker 2: I was getting good at tennis, but I was hurting
- 26:23Speaker 2: myself a lot, right. She was like, you gotta get
- 26:26Speaker 2: you gotta start. And also tennis is very expensive. Let's
- 26:29Speaker 2: just be honest, tennis.
- 26:31Speaker 1: Expensive to play. Well, you're just paying the court feet.
- 26:33Speaker 1: What do you oh, you mean.
- 26:34Speaker 2: Lessons, lessons, all of that stuff. To get good, you
- 26:36Speaker 2: have to get lessons. And I was like, well, what
- 26:38Speaker 2: do I want to play that I can play for
- 26:40Speaker 2: the rest of my life. And I said, you know,
- 26:42Speaker 2: I picked up golf, and Deontay took me to the
- 26:44Speaker 2: golf course and we practiced playing golf quite a bit
- 26:48Speaker 2: and then finally, you know, we went out and we
- 26:50Speaker 2: play and we play a lot. Now we play golf together.
- 26:53Speaker 2: John c McGinley I you know, I expressed to him
- 26:57Speaker 2: that I love golf, and he's like, oh wow, dude,
- 27:00Speaker 2: I picked up golf also. I just got into it.
- 27:03Speaker 2: I'm really excited recently as well. This was the last
- 27:06Speaker 2: time we saw him at Bill's birthday party, and I
- 27:10Speaker 2: was like, oh wow. I was like, we should go
- 27:12Speaker 2: out now. You know, in my mind, I'm thinking I'm
- 27:15Speaker 2: about to bust John c mcginley's ass in golf. And
- 27:18Speaker 2: then we watched this episode. Yeah, and he's got a
- 27:21Speaker 2: really good golf swing.
- 27:22Speaker 1: And dude, he really hit that putt. I mean that
- 27:24Speaker 1: no one was and he did that walk away that
- 27:26Speaker 1: was all real. I think he, you know, they thought, okay,
- 27:29Speaker 1: you know, we don't have time to sit here all day.
- 27:31Speaker 1: He got a long putt. We'll cut it up if
- 27:32Speaker 1: we need to. He literally hit the ball and then
- 27:35Speaker 1: walked away and it went in, and he was so
- 27:37Speaker 1: fucking happy. I've never seen that man so happy in
- 27:40Speaker 1: my whole life.
- 27:40Speaker 2: I'm gonna just put it out there. I think he
- 27:43Speaker 2: was trying to hustle me.
- 27:44Speaker 1: He's really good. He was good then, he was good
- 27:46Speaker 1: twenty years ago. He's saying he's not good now.
- 27:48Speaker 2: That's no but that's what I'm trying to say. Golf
- 27:50Speaker 2: is one of those games. The longer you play it,
- 27:52Speaker 2: the better you are at.
- 27:53Speaker 1: Well, maybe he was just saying he was rusty or.
- 27:54Speaker 2: Something rusting my ass. He belongs to a country club.
- 27:58Speaker 1: I think Ken really hit that ball of Yeah, Ken.
- 28:01Speaker 2: Look, Ken's freaking swing was amazing.
- 28:04Speaker 1: Mine was not good. And I remember really feeling nervous
- 28:08Speaker 1: and that the whole crew was watching me, and it
- 28:11Speaker 1: was clearly going to be a joke, like, oh, here
- 28:13Speaker 1: comes the guy. He's not good at sports, and we're
- 28:15Speaker 1: going to be here all day trying to make him
- 28:17Speaker 1: look good. And uh and yeah, it was very uncomfortable
- 28:21Speaker 1: and good, well Bill, Bill cut it together for me
- 28:24Speaker 1: to make me look decent.
- 28:25Speaker 2: It's definitely clear that you don't play golf all the time.
- 28:28Speaker 1: Now, the character didn't donald right, sure, but I was.
- 28:31Speaker 1: I'm very I'm actually I should have told the audience
- 28:33Speaker 1: I'm actually excellent, but JD needed to be shitty.
- 28:37Speaker 2: So what you're really good at now, though, is tennis. Man.
- 28:39Speaker 2: I'm very impressed with you.
- 28:41Speaker 3: Thank you.
- 28:41Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm really good, but I really
- 28:43Speaker 1: love it. I'm having I never was into sports and
- 28:45Speaker 1: I finally found something that I genuinely love doing in
- 28:50Speaker 1: tennis other than badinton. I can't play badminton, but I Risbey.
- 28:54Speaker 1: I do love to throw at frisbee, but I but
- 28:57Speaker 1: I love tennis and we have the same tennis and
- 29:00Speaker 1: doctor Chris crab he's amazing. Give him Chris krab a
- 29:03Speaker 1: shout out, even though you can't even get an appointment
- 29:05Speaker 1: with the darn guy.
- 29:06Speaker 2: Very he works a lot. Also an actor.
- 29:10Speaker 1: Also an actor, he was on a show. Do you
- 29:12Speaker 1: know the name of his Canadian series when he was a.
- 29:14Speaker 2: Child, something Bay, Danger Bay, Danger By. Yeah, Chris crab
- 29:20Speaker 2: Our Danger Bay Our.
- 29:22Speaker 1: Tennis coach is an actor, but was on a Canadian
- 29:26Speaker 1: series when he was a kid and it was called
- 29:28Speaker 1: Danger Bay. So you danger should all go watch Danger
- 29:31Speaker 1: Bay clips right now on YouTube, not right now, after this.
- 29:34Speaker 2: Podcast, after the podcast is over.
- 29:36Speaker 1: Wait, I wrote down something. Oh so I'm going backwards
- 29:38Speaker 1: a bit, but there's a reference to he calls me,
- 29:41Speaker 1: are you there, God, it's me Margaret, And that's a
- 29:44Speaker 1: Judy Bloom book. Now. Coincidentally, when I was a child,
- 29:47Speaker 1: I was I we had to do a book report
- 29:50Speaker 1: and I just randomly chose a Judy Bloom book because
- 29:53Speaker 1: I liked Judy Bloom and I chose to do my
- 29:56Speaker 1: book report on Are you there, God, it's me Margaret,
- 29:59Speaker 1: not realizing at the time that it's a story about
- 30:01Speaker 1: a young girl getting her period for the first time.
- 30:05Speaker 1: And I remember the teacher saying to my parents, like,
- 30:07Speaker 1: you know, he did a really nice job with the
- 30:10Speaker 1: book report, but it's it's a bit curious that he
- 30:12Speaker 1: chose a story about it a young woman getting her period.
- 30:16Speaker 1: But I didn't know he was an odd ball kid.
- 30:22Speaker 1: I was like, Okay, that's the book report today, Bloom.
- 30:26Speaker 1: Are you there, God, it's me Margaret Off. But you
- 30:28Speaker 1: know what, it made me very as a young child.
- 30:31Speaker 1: I empathized with what the girls were going through because
- 30:34Speaker 1: I had learned about it through.
- 30:35Speaker 2: You should direct, You should direct and write a movie
- 30:38Speaker 2: that's not about dudes and write a movie about women.
- 30:41Speaker 1: I am Actually the thing I'm writing right now is
- 30:43Speaker 1: about a woman. That's great. She's the lead and I'm
- 30:47Speaker 1: not a child, and it's not the story of a
- 30:49Speaker 1: young girl getting her period. No, but it could change.
- 30:51Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 30:51Speaker 2: I didn't say child, I said woman.
- 30:53Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I am the protagonist of my of the
- 30:55Speaker 1: thing I'm writing right now is a woman in her
- 30:59Speaker 1: mid twenties. And on that note, we're going to go
- 31:01Speaker 1: to commercial right now, someone's going to sell you something
- 31:04Speaker 1: to go someone.
- 31:13Speaker 2: We're back, Yes, and we are back.
- 31:16Speaker 1: I always wanted to say that. That's the fun thing
- 31:18Speaker 1: about having a podcast. You can say things like we're
- 31:19Speaker 1: back with Donald Faison from.
- 31:21Speaker 2: Scrums, I'm here with Zach Braff.
- 31:23Speaker 1: Yes Live, coming to you Live from Hollywood. At six
- 31:27Speaker 1: point thirty two, when when Sarah shows her breast to
- 31:30Speaker 1: the little boy, if you if you pause it, the
- 31:33Speaker 1: little boy spikes the lens. Now, for those of you
- 31:35Speaker 1: who don't know this bit of jargon, and this is
- 31:38Speaker 1: gonna sorry, it's gonna ruin film and TV for you now.
- 31:41Speaker 1: So if you don't want film and TV forever to
- 31:42Speaker 1: be ruined for you, mute the next minute. But spiking
- 31:46Speaker 1: the lenses when an actor accidentally looks into the lens
- 31:49Speaker 1: of the camera and not like on purpose. You know,
- 31:51Speaker 1: sometimes the person is looking right into the camera, like
- 31:53Speaker 1: Faris Bueller because he's talking to you, But spike lenses
- 31:55Speaker 1: by accident, and it kind of breaks down that fourth
- 31:58Speaker 1: wall of hey, we're doing this. Imagine play for you.
- 32:01Speaker 1: You'll see it all the time with people actors in
- 32:03Speaker 1: the background because they're kind of looking when the camera's
- 32:06Speaker 1: coming near them, and they look directly into the lens.
- 32:08Speaker 1: And actors do it all the time by accident, but
- 32:10Speaker 1: it's usually edited out. But I noticed that this little
- 32:13Speaker 1: boy who should be looking at Sarah's breast looks at
- 32:16Speaker 1: the camera directly into the lens when it passes. So there.
- 32:19Speaker 2: I don't think Sarah really showed him his breast, And no,
- 32:21Speaker 2: of course not he lens.
- 32:23Speaker 1: Yeah, I think she had a beige band on or something.
- 32:27Speaker 2: And that was that was his moment of like I
- 32:30Speaker 2: thought I would go see some pities.
- 32:31Speaker 1: Yeah, so you're saying in protests, he spiked the lens.
- 32:34Speaker 1: He ruined, He ruined the shot in protest, I was
- 32:38Speaker 1: told when I got this part, I'd be seeing Sarah
- 32:40Speaker 1: Chalk's breas I just wanted to do a little I
- 32:43Speaker 1: think it's good to give people a little some some
- 32:45Speaker 1: filmmaking jargon as we go. So now you know the
- 32:48Speaker 1: term spiking the lens.
- 32:49Speaker 2: Or breaking the fourth wall. Yes, I love the fact
- 32:51Speaker 2: that in that scene Turk is talking about what gift
- 32:55Speaker 2: am I going to get my new girlfriend, and he
- 32:58Speaker 2: thinks flowers and he thinks chalk, and those are very cliche,
- 33:02Speaker 2: especially for you know, beginning the beginning of a relationship
- 33:06Speaker 2: later on, flowers are like the little things. And if
- 33:08Speaker 2: you can bring flowers to the table at any point.
- 33:12Speaker 1: Does your wife like getting flowers from you?
- 33:14Speaker 2: Loves flowers, she thinks, but not necessarily for anniversaries and
- 33:19Speaker 2: stuff like that. They're great gifts. But if you can
- 33:21Speaker 2: just brighten the house with some flowers, I don't know
- 33:25Speaker 2: about just not just women, men, kids, anyone. It really
- 33:30Speaker 2: does brighten up a room when you walk into a
- 33:32Speaker 2: room and there's some form of flower growth.
- 33:36Speaker 1: In of course, flower growth. Now you're saying, but when
- 33:39Speaker 1: you do you ever come home before we were in
- 33:42Speaker 1: isolation and just surprise your wife with flowers.
- 33:45Speaker 2: I did that a couple of times, a couple of times, a.
- 33:47Speaker 1: Couple of times, and when.
- 33:50Speaker 2: Done correctly, well, you know you can't do it all
- 33:52Speaker 2: the time. Well you can't do it all the time.
- 33:54Speaker 1: But married a long time, you might want to crank
- 33:56Speaker 1: it up more than a couple I do.
- 33:58Speaker 2: Listen, after isolation, I'm telling you right now, now you're
- 34:01Speaker 2: gonna do It's like it's like isolation has been like, uh,
- 34:06Speaker 2: you know, I'm gonna work out tomorrow. After tomorrow, I'm
- 34:09Speaker 2: gonna be working out every day once isolation's over, I'm
- 34:11Speaker 2: gonna do everything I possibly can to make my wife happy.
- 34:14Speaker 2: But right now, shiit?
- 34:18Speaker 1: Do you guys go and have like time apart other
- 34:20Speaker 1: than doing the podcast in your closets, you guys find
- 34:23Speaker 1: a way to be separated. Because once Bill told me.
- 34:26Speaker 1: Bill told me that christ to set up a guest
- 34:28Speaker 1: bedroom in the house and said, that's your office and
- 34:31Speaker 1: you're gonna be there nine to five.
- 34:33Speaker 2: That would be awesome. I would love one of those.
- 34:37Speaker 1: So you guys are just together.
- 34:39Speaker 2: Yeah, well we have two very young children. Yeah, you
- 34:41Speaker 2: have to be together.
- 34:43Speaker 1: Casey posted the cutest picture I've ever seen in my
- 34:45Speaker 1: entire life, which was while they're doing yoga.
- 34:50Speaker 2: She's real.
- 34:51Speaker 1: She was in her like meditative state doing doing zoom yoga.
- 34:54Speaker 1: That was the cutest thing I've ever seen in my life.
- 34:55Speaker 2: She's all about that yoga.
- 34:57Speaker 1: I need children because I'm like, I look at your
- 35:00Speaker 1: kids and I go, I need a kid doing yoga.
- 35:02Speaker 1: That's the cutest thing I've ever seen.
- 35:04Speaker 2: In the breakroom, Turk's talking about what type of gift
- 35:06Speaker 2: he's gonna get her, And he finally decides he's gonna
- 35:09Speaker 2: get her a pin, and I remember right then and there,
- 35:12Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god, this is the ass
- 35:15Speaker 2: pin episode. Oh my god, this is I love the
- 35:21Speaker 2: ass pin concept.
- 35:23Speaker 1: Yeah so much so.
- 35:25Speaker 2: I literally the smile on my face when I when
- 35:28Speaker 2: I realized this was the asspin episode was huge. It
- 35:32Speaker 2: was like guy Smiley big. But then it got even
- 35:34Speaker 2: bigger when after Turk realizes he's given Caller an ass pin,
- 35:42Speaker 2: Todd notices that he has an ass chain around his neck,
- 35:48Speaker 2: and not only does he smell it does hell yeah,
- 35:52Speaker 2: but he also is like, oh wow, this has been
- 35:55Speaker 2: in another person's ass makes him very happy.
- 35:59Speaker 1: The thing about Todd that is already getting filtered in
- 36:02Speaker 1: is that he's he's very you know, he's the Todd
- 36:07Speaker 1: of course, but I think we learned kind of early
- 36:09Speaker 1: on that he's down for anything.
- 36:11Speaker 2: Like anything.
- 36:12Speaker 1: He is open to obviously men and women. He's fluid
- 36:19Speaker 1: in that sense. But also we learned later he's very
- 36:22Speaker 1: attracted to seniors. I think it eventually we learned that
- 36:25Speaker 1: also and monkeys. He's not an agist and monkeys. What
- 36:29Speaker 1: do you mean monkeys.
- 36:31Speaker 2: Where is said monkey?
- 36:34Speaker 1: By the way, we're jumping ahead, we're jumping ahead. But
- 36:37Speaker 1: I think one of the funniest times I ever laughed
- 36:39Speaker 1: in nine years was when we're in the break room
- 36:43Speaker 1: and Rob is, uh no, no, no, it's we're we're
- 36:48Speaker 1: in the room where we would sleep, where the doctors
- 36:51Speaker 1: would sleep, and I think Saturay and I were hooking up.
- 36:54Speaker 1: I forgot what the story was. We'll get to that episode.
- 36:56Speaker 1: But Rob comes down and he goes sometimes when I'm
- 36:59Speaker 1: back in this mattress, I imagine I'm banging that one.
- 37:06Speaker 1: So dirty for a half hour TV comedy anyway, were
- 37:09Speaker 1: very dirty. So Rob as I guess establishing that he
- 37:13Speaker 1: someone gave him the chain from the ass box, and
- 37:15Speaker 1: he likes, no.
- 37:16Speaker 2: He took the chain from the ass box.
- 37:18Speaker 1: The ass box. That's your analysis, because why is he surprised?
- 37:21Speaker 7: Then?
- 37:22Speaker 2: No, So Todd and Turk thought they found the Lost
- 37:25Speaker 2: and Found. Oh god, and in the Lost and Found
- 37:28Speaker 2: were a bunch of items got it and they were
- 37:31Speaker 2: like holy shit, And Todd was like, yo, there's a
- 37:33Speaker 2: gold chain in here. Gold chain I didn't turns out
- 37:38Speaker 2: was somebody's a watch.
- 37:39Speaker 1: Real quick, because I happened to be there. I want
- 37:40Speaker 1: to see if he actually sniffs it.
- 37:42Speaker 2: Please, I hope he sniffs it. Please sniff it, Rob,
- 37:45Speaker 2: please sniff it.
- 37:46Speaker 1: Okay, he's looking, he sees the chain in the ass,
- 37:49Speaker 1: he takes it out. No, he just looks and smiles
- 37:52Speaker 1: a snack calls your fucking lie.
- 37:56Speaker 2: But it's still funny.
- 37:57Speaker 1: I bet you he did a take where he sniffed
- 37:59Speaker 1: and Bill was like no.
- 37:59Speaker 2: Bill was like, no way, that's not making in the show,
- 38:02Speaker 2: but still very funny.
- 38:03Speaker 1: Now when when Steadman we're jumping around, but when stead
- 38:07Speaker 1: doctor Stedman says I'm woozy on the golf course, it
- 38:10Speaker 1: made me think of you because we once went to
- 38:13Speaker 1: Cabo for my birthday and you were day drinking. Donald
- 38:17Speaker 1: was a lot like a like a puppy in that
- 38:20Speaker 1: he'll go super hard, super hard, super hard, and then
- 38:22Speaker 1: he needs a nap. And we were in Cabo for
- 38:25Speaker 1: my birthday and he's like we're raging and day drinking
- 38:28Speaker 1: and just the pool and then he's like down for
- 38:30Speaker 1: the count up in our suite and I was like,
- 38:33Speaker 1: where's Donald. I go up there and I try and
- 38:35Speaker 1: try and wake you up, and you go I'm woozy.
- 38:39Speaker 2: You were with your brother too.
- 38:41Speaker 1: My brother thought it was the funniest fucking thing. He
- 38:43Speaker 1: talks about all the time. He's like, remember when Donald
- 38:45Speaker 1: said he was woozy? Like, who says they're woozy? You
- 38:48Speaker 1: could have easily said, bro, I'm tired, I'll be out
- 38:50Speaker 1: in a little bit. You were like, I'm woozy.
- 38:52Speaker 2: I was drunk as can they, dude, Yeah.
- 38:54Speaker 1: That's funny though. I laughed. I heard I heard Steedman
- 38:59Speaker 1: Sam woozy And sorry remembering my brother and I laughing
- 39:02Speaker 1: for fucking months about you yelling that you were woozy.
- 39:05Speaker 2: One of my favorite, one of my favorite stories of
- 39:07Speaker 2: you and your brothers. Are you guys sneaking And we
- 39:10Speaker 2: still use this to this day. You guys sneaking into
- 39:12Speaker 2: the house late at night, right drunk out of your mind.
- 39:16Speaker 1: I think we might have had some of God's lettuce
- 39:18Speaker 1: as well.
- 39:18Speaker 2: Okay, so you might have had some of the green
- 39:20Speaker 2: lettuce that God grows on this.
- 39:22Speaker 1: Earth, God's favorite lettuce.
- 39:24Speaker 2: Yeah, and your brother taking his pointer finger and sticking
- 39:28Speaker 2: it up your butt right we're walking, Yeah, you guys
- 39:32Speaker 2: are walking up the stairs and he's behind you and
- 39:35Speaker 2: he sticks it up your butt and you turn around
- 39:37Speaker 2: and go, dude, too deep.
- 39:39Speaker 1: Yeah, we were we were trying. We were trying to
- 39:42Speaker 1: be quiet, and we were like very silly and giggling,
- 39:45Speaker 1: and we're walking up the stairs. We didn't want to
- 39:47Speaker 1: wake up my parents. And he you know, he put
- 39:49Speaker 1: his finger like you know, I had clothes on. It
- 39:51Speaker 1: wasn't like he went in my butt, but he like
- 39:53Speaker 1: tried to jab my my pooh hole and uh and
- 39:57Speaker 1: and I turned around and went dude, too deep. And
- 40:00Speaker 1: we laughed about that. We laughed about that forever because
- 40:04Speaker 1: it wasn't like it wasn't like I was saying, bro
- 40:06Speaker 1: fucking stop. I was like, no, just that, not that far. Yeah,
- 40:13Speaker 1: too deep has been a very long running joke in
- 40:16Speaker 1: my whole family forever. Too Deep.
- 40:19Speaker 2: That's one of my favorites I wanted to talk about.
- 40:28Speaker 2: In this episode, they introduced the fact that Turk is
- 40:31Speaker 2: a man of faith.
- 40:32Speaker 1: Yes, and it's just.
- 40:35Speaker 2: Right and the crosses out and everything like that. And
- 40:37Speaker 2: I remember Bill coming up to me and saying, you
- 40:39Speaker 2: know what, we want to establish that you are a
- 40:41Speaker 2: man of faith so that when the Christmas episode comes up,
- 40:47Speaker 2: we have this whole storyline for you when the Christmas
- 40:49Speaker 2: episode comes up, and while watching this this is also
- 40:53Speaker 2: this all goes away after the Christmas episode, So they
- 40:57Speaker 2: lead up to this. They did all of all of
- 41:00Speaker 2: this stuff where Turk is a man of faith for
- 41:02Speaker 2: the next couple of episodes until we get to the
- 41:04Speaker 2: Christmas episode.
- 41:05Speaker 1: Just I didn't that's what. Yeah, did you notice when
- 41:09Speaker 1: you when you when you do get to the scene
- 41:10Speaker 1: with Carla setting up candles in the house sixteen fifty four,
- 41:14Speaker 1: it's a lot of a lot of candles. I mean,
- 41:15Speaker 1: she's really it's kind of a fire hazard. The woman
- 41:18Speaker 1: has set up far too many candles.
- 41:19Speaker 2: Yeah. Have you ever been in a room with candles
- 41:22Speaker 2: like that in real life?
- 41:23Speaker 1: No? I only know only like I mean, I've been
- 41:27Speaker 1: on in rooms where you set up a few candles
- 41:29Speaker 1: because you're trying to be romantic. But never Judy. It
- 41:31Speaker 1: looked like a music video set for boys to men.
- 41:34Speaker 2: I'll make love to you like you ow me too,
- 41:39Speaker 2: and I'll hold you time. That's such a cretul baby
- 41:44Speaker 2: all through the night, I oh.
- 41:49Speaker 1: Make But you guys can't see it. But Joelle is
- 41:54Speaker 1: swaying like a fangirl in the front row, like she's
- 41:57Speaker 1: just shy of holding up a lighter.
- 42:00Speaker 2: They don't hold up lighters anymore. They hold up cell phones.
- 42:02Speaker 1: Oh, their phones. They hold up their phones.
- 42:03Speaker 2: They're now cell phones.
- 42:05Speaker 1: So I just thought that was funny. Like, first of all,
- 42:07Speaker 1: candles are very expensive, right, so Carl, Yeah, where.
- 42:10Speaker 2: Does she get all the set Carlo Carl candles?
- 42:12Speaker 1: This is before Amazon, Carla went candle shopping.
- 42:15Speaker 2: Yeah, so like Yankee Doodle whatever that whatever? Those what
- 42:19Speaker 2: is the candle shop name? I don't know if it's
- 42:20Speaker 2: still around Yankee Doodle, is that it?
- 42:23Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 42:24Speaker 2: The scented candles, I don't know.
- 42:25Speaker 1: But she went nuts, and frankly, I just don't think
- 42:28Speaker 1: it's very safe. I mean, if you guys are gonna
- 42:29Speaker 1: go yes Dan saying it's Yankee candle.
- 42:31Speaker 2: It's Yankee candle, Yankee candle.
- 42:34Speaker 1: So you guys are gonna get busy, and then I'm
- 42:35Speaker 1: just worried, just safety wise, you're gonna go in the
- 42:37Speaker 1: other room and bump buglies and then we're gonna be left.
- 42:40Speaker 1: I'm gonna be left in a fire hazard of an
- 42:42Speaker 1: apartment because there's nine hundred candles lit.
- 42:44Speaker 2: I imagine there's also candles in the other room.
- 42:46Speaker 1: Listen. If you're listening to this, I don't want your
- 42:48Speaker 1: house to burn down. Let's say you light candles in
- 42:50Speaker 1: the living room and you're romancing in your partner. Before
- 42:53Speaker 1: you go do it in your in your bedroom, please
- 42:55Speaker 1: blow out all your candles in the main room. This
- 42:58Speaker 1: has been a public service announcement from Zach and Donald.
- 43:01Speaker 1: Only you at seventeen twenty nine, there's that super dark fantasy,
- 43:06Speaker 1: I mean, so appropriate for the healthcare debate that's going
- 43:10Speaker 1: on in our country now, But that's super dark fantasy
- 43:12Speaker 1: of Kelso manning the supermarket cash register and just checking
- 43:16Speaker 1: out and charging old people, and then I whip out
- 43:19Speaker 1: the body bag. I mean, I love that Bill did that.
- 43:22Speaker 1: It's just really amazing, just satire, but it was like
- 43:26Speaker 1: so dark, especially now, I was just like, this is
- 43:29Speaker 1: so smart and also so fucked up and true.
- 43:33Speaker 2: Yeah, it's very true.
- 43:34Speaker 1: Did you notice that eighteen and oh six that rowdy
- 43:36Speaker 1: has a food bowl. I never knew that rowdy had
- 43:38Speaker 1: a bowl. In the background of the scene with you
- 43:41Speaker 1: and Judy in the corner, a little Easter egg for
- 43:44Speaker 1: you guys, there's that rowdy not only has a bull,
- 43:46Speaker 1: but he has food. We bought food for the dead dog.
- 43:48Speaker 2: That's crazy, what's wrong with us? That's what I'm telling you.
- 43:50Speaker 2: That's the oddest storyline throughout the whole series. The rowdy
- 43:55Speaker 2: storyline is just so fricking weird. Dude, Like, we bought
- 43:59Speaker 2: a dead dog food, Yeah, dead, and we make the
- 44:02Speaker 2: dead dog hump.
- 44:04Speaker 1: Did you know that he had a ball?
- 44:06Speaker 2: I didn't know that. I forgot all about that. Also,
- 44:09Speaker 2: before we go that far, I wanted to talk about
- 44:11Speaker 2: the bar. Yeah, that bar is only there for the
- 44:14Speaker 2: first season, if I'm correct.
- 44:16Speaker 1: Yeah, now, I think you're right.
- 44:17Speaker 2: And that is not in urgent care either. That's also
- 44:21Speaker 2: that was actual, an actual bar that we used to
- 44:23Speaker 2: film in.
- 44:24Speaker 1: Yeah, and it was a big pain in the ass
- 44:26Speaker 1: to go there because you know, when you leave, when
- 44:28Speaker 1: we left the hospital, we were a big footprint with
- 44:29Speaker 1: a very large crew, and it always going to locations
- 44:32Speaker 1: was a big deal. Like I think we spent the
- 44:34Speaker 1: full day on that golf course, but going to the bar.
- 44:37Speaker 1: They wanted to use the bar so much and going
- 44:39Speaker 1: there with such a pain in the ass that that's
- 44:40Speaker 1: why I believe it was second season. They built the
- 44:43Speaker 1: bar set into the hospital, into the hospital, So this
- 44:47Speaker 1: is one of the time. This is one of the
- 44:48Speaker 1: one of the bar scenes that was in an actual bar.
- 44:51Speaker 2: Also a little Scrubs trivia go on. I don't have
- 44:53Speaker 2: the answer for it. What country club was it that
- 44:56Speaker 2: you guys were playing golf at?
- 44:58Speaker 1: I have no idea exactly. I have no idea.
- 45:01Speaker 2: These are things that I would be very interested in
- 45:03Speaker 2: right now because I love playing golf.
- 45:05Speaker 1: So as a golfer, did you go who nice course?
- 45:08Speaker 1: I'd like to play it right away.
- 45:10Speaker 2: As soon as I saw it, I was like, what
- 45:11Speaker 2: country club is that? What golf course is that I
- 45:13Speaker 2: want to play there?
- 45:14Speaker 1: Okay, well, I bet you we can find out. We'll do.
- 45:16Speaker 2: I've been very lucky to play on some really cool
- 45:20Speaker 2: golf courses. I got to play Sherwood once.
- 45:22Speaker 1: I think they're kind of obnoxious if I can. I
- 45:25Speaker 1: I guess this is controversial to say to a golfer,
- 45:27Speaker 1: but Los Angeles is filled with so many damn golf clubs.
- 45:31Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'm gonna tell you something right now. There
- 45:33Speaker 2: is beautiful, packed.
- 45:35Speaker 1: Beautiful land that should be shared with the people. I'm
- 45:38Speaker 1: just saying. Sometimes I'm driving around town and I go wow,
- 45:42Speaker 1: and then there's like a hole in the in the
- 45:43Speaker 1: in the chain link fence, and I go, oh my god,
- 45:45Speaker 1: look how beautiful it is in there, and we're not
- 45:48Speaker 1: allowed to use it. I'm just pissed.
- 45:50Speaker 2: I'm the complete opposite of you. I'll drive around town
- 45:53Speaker 2: and I'll see an open field and I'll be like,
- 45:55Speaker 2: is that a golf course?
- 45:56Speaker 1: Yeah? Because you like to play, and you get invited
- 45:59Speaker 1: because you're you to play on fancy courses.
- 46:01Speaker 2: I'll bit, I love playing golf.
- 46:03Speaker 1: Let's talk about the Star Wars fantasy, because I think
- 46:05Speaker 1: that it's a very special moment. This is a tricky
- 46:08Speaker 1: thing because when you're gonna you're allowed to parody something,
- 46:11Speaker 1: it's laws and copyrights. It's called fair use if you're
- 46:15Speaker 1: if you're truly doing a parody. That's how SNL is
- 46:18Speaker 1: allowed to do whatever they want and and other things
- 46:21Speaker 1: that that are doing parody. But I remember there were
- 46:23Speaker 1: lots of weird rules like to you know, like that
- 46:27Speaker 1: had to be medically inspired. That's why when you cut
- 46:31Speaker 1: twenty twenty six and you cut to the girls with
- 46:33Speaker 1: the buns in their hair, there had to be like
- 46:35Speaker 1: medical supplies in their hair. I didn't really think that
- 46:37Speaker 1: made sense, but but the lawyers had found a way
- 46:40Speaker 1: to tiptoe around it and be able to do it.
- 46:42Speaker 1: If we were we were doing a quote unquote medical
- 46:45Speaker 1: parody of Star Wars. You know what I mean.
- 46:48Speaker 2: I didn't understand that. I didn't understand why they had
- 46:50Speaker 2: all of those things in their hands. Yeah, but the
- 46:52Speaker 2: scrubs enough was us being in scrubs was enough for
- 46:56Speaker 2: it to be you know what I mean, Like I
- 46:58Speaker 2: had a vest and a shirt underneath, and you know,
- 47:03Speaker 2: I thought that was if you notice, all of our
- 47:05Speaker 2: outfits were scrubs based, so I thought that would be
- 47:07Speaker 2: enough for.
- 47:08Speaker 1: Well, the girls, the girls like they're in in real scrubs,
- 47:12Speaker 1: whereas your outfit and mine are altered, like I'm I've
- 47:16Speaker 1: got like the I've got like the cross in whatever
- 47:18Speaker 1: you call my scrubs have been altered. And uh, I
- 47:21Speaker 1: don't think that's my hair. That must be a wig, right,
- 47:23Speaker 1: that's not.
- 47:23Speaker 2: Yeah, but this was yeah, and that's definitely not My
- 47:25Speaker 2: hair really.
- 47:26Speaker 1: Looks like it's yours. You wish you had that hair,
- 47:29Speaker 1: by the way, you look so good with that hair.
- 47:31Speaker 1: I mean I.
- 47:32Speaker 2: Would look I'm telling you, Billy d Williams, watch out, baby,
- 47:35Speaker 2: if I had that hair or.
- 47:36Speaker 1: Wait, I know you had Solo. Are you supposed to
- 47:38Speaker 1: be Solo? Orlando?
- 47:39Speaker 2: I'm supposed to be Han Solo. But Eric Ostrado eats
- 47:42Speaker 2: your heart out when I got hair like that.
- 47:44Speaker 1: You do look good with that hair.
- 47:45Speaker 2: You know.
- 47:46Speaker 1: We did as Chips photo shoot that you can see
- 47:49Speaker 1: on the interwebs if you're curious. It was for some magazine,
- 47:51Speaker 1: I think Entertainment Weekly or something, and they they had
- 47:55Speaker 1: a wig on you and you looked glorious.
- 47:57Speaker 2: I'd love that. I look like Bruno Mars and Eric Estrata.
- 48:00Speaker 1: Yeah, I like this. I have it frozen on your
- 48:02Speaker 1: on your wig. You look great. I couldn't remember if
- 48:05Speaker 1: you were supposed to be Lando or supposed to be
- 48:07Speaker 1: Han Solo.
- 48:07Speaker 2: But now I was Han Solo. That's why the easy
- 48:09Speaker 2: chewy line. But also this was the year we went
- 48:10Speaker 2: to the Playboy Mansion for Halloween and I wore that
- 48:14Speaker 2: same wig because I tried to be Han Solo at
- 48:16Speaker 2: the Playboy Mansion. And I remember people walking up to
- 48:19Speaker 2: me like, yo, who are you supposed to be? And
- 48:21Speaker 2: I was like, I'm Han Solo.
- 48:22Speaker 1: I don't even remember. I barely remember. I remember we
- 48:25Speaker 1: went to the Playboy Mansion and.
- 48:26Speaker 2: You dressed up as as a bamfire.
- 48:29Speaker 1: I was that's not very creative.
- 48:31Speaker 2: And I was Han Solo.
- 48:32Speaker 1: Did you remember liking mansion or do you remember thinking like, oh,
- 48:35Speaker 1: it's not exactly what I daydreamed it would be.
- 48:38Speaker 2: It was not what I imagined it was.
- 48:39Speaker 1: Yeah, me too, I remember thinking it was it was
- 48:41Speaker 1: a little bit long in the tooth. It didn't. It didn't.
- 48:44Speaker 1: It's one of those things where it's like, it's better
- 48:47Speaker 1: to just imagine what it would be like in your
- 48:48Speaker 1: in your dreams.
- 48:49Speaker 2: The fantasy was definitely better than the reality of.
- 48:52Speaker 1: Yeah, there were lots of benefits on the show, and
- 48:55Speaker 1: you could be like, hey can I get a you
- 48:57Speaker 1: go to the hair and makeup? Hey can I get
- 48:58Speaker 1: a haircut? You got to carry? Hey can I Halloween costume?
- 49:01Speaker 2: Or Hey, I'm going to be on a show this week,
- 49:03Speaker 2: can you give me a outfit to wear when I
- 49:06Speaker 2: walk out?
- 49:06Speaker 1: But look at you, look at your background. You have
- 49:08Speaker 1: no shortage of outfits.
- 49:10Speaker 2: Back there, Donald, this is all my wife's closes, believe
- 49:12Speaker 2: it or not. Yeah, what you're seeing behind me is
- 49:14Speaker 2: actually my wife's stuff. The stuff over here is mine.
- 49:17Speaker 2: On the left side, that's mine, and those are golf shirts.
- 49:20Speaker 2: A lot of p XG golf shirts.
- 49:22Speaker 3: Oh my god, I'm just saying, okay, we have a caller, Lurie.
- 49:35Speaker 7: Hi, I'm so sorry.
- 49:37Speaker 2: No, you're You're just in time. We almost ended the show.
- 49:40Speaker 1: We almost ended the show, Laurie.
- 49:42Speaker 2: We almost ended the show without you.
- 49:44Speaker 1: Without Lori, No, without Hi, Lorie.
- 49:48Speaker 8: Hi, it's so great.
- 49:50Speaker 1: Where are you from? Where are you calling from?
- 49:52Speaker 5: Caribbean?
- 49:55Speaker 1: Tidd the show?
- 49:57Speaker 2: Selector? Come down Donald?
- 49:59Speaker 1: The show is officially international now, it really is.
- 50:02Speaker 3: It's big.
- 50:03Speaker 1: Are you wearing scrubs?
- 50:05Speaker 8: I sure? Am?
- 50:06Speaker 1: Oh are you what? Are you a doctor? Nursa? What
- 50:08Speaker 1: do you do?
- 50:09Speaker 8: I'm a photographer?
- 50:10Speaker 1: But oh you just love you just wore scrubsh do
- 50:12Speaker 1: you worm? For the podcast?
- 50:14Speaker 2: I was thinking, nobody's going to see that, you know that?
- 50:15Speaker 2: Right you are?
- 50:16Speaker 1: We'll see it.
- 50:17Speaker 2: Well we saw it, and I like that they're green too.
- 50:20Speaker 2: I appreciate you.
- 50:21Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you Louri for coming on the podcast and
- 50:25Speaker 1: tell us what your question is.
- 50:26Speaker 8: So in the series, I think, I mean you'll always
- 50:29Speaker 8: balance between super heavy things as well as really light.
- 50:33Speaker 8: But there are two truly like super heavy episodes. It's
- 50:37Speaker 8: my Phone Idol, where Cox Laws the three pass after
- 50:41Speaker 8: getting transforms from Jill, Tracy and my screw up with
- 50:44Speaker 8: the big just ending spoilers with Ben dying at the end,
- 50:49Speaker 8: and I was just wondering which one was your favorite,
- 50:51Speaker 8: because it's pretty difficult to choose.
- 50:53Speaker 1: I think, Wow, I'm going to be really lame and
- 50:55Speaker 1: admit that I got goosebumps when you said that, because
- 50:59Speaker 1: I have to to Ben dying, just because I think
- 51:02Speaker 1: one of the most talked about things in Scrubb's history
- 51:06Speaker 1: was that moment the funeral with where do you think
- 51:08Speaker 1: we are? And where do you think we are? And
- 51:11Speaker 1: then Josh Raden's song Winter Coming on. I just think
- 51:15Speaker 1: that that was just so moving, and Cox, who's always
- 51:19Speaker 1: such a strong alpha on top of it all, finally
- 51:22Speaker 1: getting to see him grieve and feel pain. And I
- 51:26Speaker 1: think Johnny's performance in that was was incredibly moving. What
- 51:31Speaker 1: about you Donald?
- 51:32Speaker 2: You know, I do like the episode where Cox loses
- 51:35Speaker 2: three patients because at first he's trying to pitch a
- 51:38Speaker 2: no hitter, and that's what we all think is gonna happen,
- 51:41Speaker 2: is that he's gonna you know, you know, we even
- 51:45Speaker 2: use the reference in the show where you know you
- 51:48Speaker 2: don't talk to him about what's going on because he's
- 51:50Speaker 2: in the zone. And then at the end of the episode,
- 51:54Speaker 2: he loses if I'm am I correct, Laurie, I'm correct
- 51:58Speaker 2: about this, right, Laurie. All three die, but he is
- 52:01Speaker 2: in the zone and he does feel like he's gonna
- 52:03Speaker 2: save all three of them, two right before it all
- 52:06Speaker 2: goes down, right.
- 52:07Speaker 8: Right right right before and like the two die and
- 52:10Speaker 8: anyone who's his actual friend he gets like the page
- 52:13Speaker 8: and that's when he's like losing it and that I mean,
- 52:17Speaker 8: I'm a super frequent it comes to scrubs, but that's
- 52:18Speaker 8: right after the episode.
- 52:20Speaker 2: She is a super freak when it comes to scrubs.
- 52:25Speaker 8: That's right after the episode where Jiel Tracy dies to
- 52:28Speaker 8: himself out because he's like, I could have saved her,
- 52:30Speaker 8: and Coxton John says, if you let yourself feelize that
- 52:34Speaker 8: and that's the end. And Jade John talks.
- 52:36Speaker 2: That and he's like, yeup, you know more about the show.
- 52:40Speaker 1: I love Superman. I love super fans like that. I
- 52:43Speaker 1: love it. I think it's so cool. Yeah, Donald and
- 52:45Speaker 1: I do not know nearly. That's it's a good thing though.
- 52:48Speaker 2: Because that's amazing.
- 52:50Speaker 1: It's amazing and I really love your accent. It's amazing.
- 52:52Speaker 2: I never realized I had on coul I you know,
- 52:55Speaker 2: I I gotta be honest with you. Anytime John c
- 52:58Speaker 2: McGinley has the opportunity unity to do sad drama, it's
- 53:03Speaker 2: always good. And so you know, when Ben dies and
- 53:06Speaker 2: when the three patients die and you see him wig
- 53:09Speaker 2: out and lose it, it's always good. So if you're
- 53:14Speaker 2: asking me, if you're asking me which one I liked better,
- 53:17Speaker 2: h I do. I'm gonna be honest with you. I
- 53:19Speaker 2: do like the one with Brendan Fraser in it. One
- 53:21Speaker 2: because Brendan Fraser was in it, and two because this
- 53:25Speaker 2: is Cox so far off the rails, you know what
- 53:28Speaker 2: I mean That he's hallucinating and he's imagining things and
- 53:31Speaker 2: he loved this man so much, and this is the
- 53:34Speaker 2: only person you know, that we ever see him love
- 53:37Speaker 2: that much where it breaks his heart and breaks him down.
- 53:40Speaker 2: So that definitely is one of the episodes that I
- 53:43Speaker 2: feel is our most as it hits.
- 53:46Speaker 1: Hard, you know, it's so well done.
- 53:47Speaker 8: It's just done so perfectly.
- 53:50Speaker 2: Yeah, that one. And when Glenn Turman was on the show.
- 53:52Speaker 1: Yes I forgot his character name, but he's the one
- 53:56Speaker 1: that he's the older black man that Donald and I
- 53:58Speaker 1: are trying to keep alive and we sit by his bedside. Yeah, George, God,
- 54:02Speaker 1: you're good. He's a wonderful actor and he that's one
- 54:06Speaker 1: of my favorite episodes. Actually, all right, do you have
- 54:09Speaker 1: another question? Laurie?
- 54:10Speaker 8: I have my friend who's the real reason that I
- 54:13Speaker 8: even got through to do this? It should be on
- 54:15Speaker 8: it because she won't ask the question. I don't know
- 54:18Speaker 8: where she is.
- 54:20Speaker 1: Her faire a friend friend audience.
- 54:27Speaker 2: Do you want to use a lifeline?
- 54:29Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 54:30Speaker 8: Hold on, I'm telling her to click the link in
- 54:32Speaker 8: the email.
- 54:35Speaker 2: What is the question?
- 54:36Speaker 1: Another question?
- 54:37Speaker 2: If you don't have another legendary Donald, you can anything.
- 54:42Speaker 8: Wow, what I actually wanted to do? Really bad?
- 54:46Speaker 2: He was.
- 54:47Speaker 8: I don't know. If you're on Instagram. In people's stories,
- 54:49Speaker 8: they have those templates where.
- 54:50Speaker 1: It's like this or that.
- 54:51Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I have.
- 54:53Speaker 8: A ton of them with scrubs.
- 54:55Speaker 2: Let's go.
- 54:56Speaker 1: Yes, don't you prefer.
- 54:58Speaker 8: My pilot or my finale? The real finale?
- 55:01Speaker 7: Sea?
- 55:01Speaker 2: Isn't it my pilot that was the jump off?
- 55:07Speaker 1: Yeah? My pilot is the moment that our lives changed.
- 55:09Speaker 1: So I think we'll always have a soft spot in
- 55:11Speaker 1: our heart for that.
- 55:12Speaker 8: Do you prefer Mammy Moore's characters, Jatie's girlfriends, what bunks
- 55:16Speaker 8: character as Jade's girlfriend?
- 55:18Speaker 1: Oh?
- 55:18Speaker 2: Wow, that's a tough one.
- 55:21Speaker 1: I love them both. But since Mandy was my real
- 55:24Speaker 1: life girlfriend at the time, I'll say Mandy because that
- 55:27Speaker 1: was really cool that it was very well. It was
- 55:29Speaker 1: also really cool to Avaron at the time because uh,
- 55:32Speaker 1: you know, it's it was fun to act with my
- 55:34Speaker 1: girlfriend at the time and she. I thought Mandy did
- 55:36Speaker 1: a great job.
- 55:37Speaker 2: Also, I also loved Mandy on the show. But I
- 55:39Speaker 2: really liked Elizabeth Banks also on the show. I was
- 55:42Speaker 2: a huge fan of forty year Old Virgin and the
- 55:44Speaker 2: character she played in forty year Old Virgin, and I
- 55:46Speaker 2: thought that was you know, I thought it was cool that,
- 55:49Speaker 2: you know, she was on the show for sure.
- 55:51Speaker 1: All right, go ahead, last one, Laurie, because we were.
- 55:54Speaker 2: No two more, you get two more more?
- 55:55Speaker 8: Just okay, Oh, this is so difficult. Do you prefer
- 56:01Speaker 8: toasty bottoms or clikie tops fence?
- 56:04Speaker 1: Oh, I'm a clickie top guy. I love to nervously,
- 56:06Speaker 1: nervously clickie click clickie top.
- 56:09Speaker 8: And this one's really for Donald. But did you prefer
- 56:14Speaker 8: your Neil Diamond impression or your Eeron novel impression.
- 56:17Speaker 2: Neil Diamond, because I love Neil Diamond.
- 56:19Speaker 1: Come on, give us a little.
- 56:20Speaker 2: When I was a kid, I used to listen to
- 56:23Speaker 2: in between watching Voltron and Transformers on w p i
- 56:28Speaker 2: X in New York City. They would always play the
- 56:31Speaker 2: best of Neil Diamond, and that's how I learned about
- 56:34Speaker 2: who Neil Diamond was. I don't know any of his
- 56:37Speaker 2: songs full all the way through. I only know snippets.
- 56:41Speaker 2: So it's like everywhere around New World. They come into
- 56:47Speaker 2: America and then love on the Rocks and no surprise
- 56:54Speaker 2: and then what was the other one? Turn on? Yeah,
- 57:00Speaker 2: hard light.
- 57:01Speaker 1: Did you ever see the movie he made? I think
- 57:04Speaker 1: was The Jazz.
- 57:04Speaker 2: He's in blackface in that movie, dude, at one point
- 57:07Speaker 2: he's in blackface in that movie. Neil Diamond is in
- 57:09Speaker 2: blackface in that movie.
- 57:11Speaker 1: I didn't know. Don't yell at me. I didn't make them.
- 57:12Speaker 2: I didn't. I'm just putting it out there. Not only
- 57:15Speaker 2: I wrote it. Here's a great here's something great that
- 57:17Speaker 2: I loved about doing Scrubs and my love for Neil Diamond.
- 57:22Speaker 2: The Transformers more.
- 57:25Speaker 7: Than meets the eye keep going transfer the Transformers robots
- 57:32Speaker 7: in disguise.
- 57:34Speaker 1: So if you've ever asked, if you ever anyone ever
- 57:36Speaker 1: asked you, have you ever heard an impression of Neil
- 57:39Speaker 1: Diamond sing the.
- 57:40Speaker 7: Bot's face their bats to destroy the evil forces of
- 57:47Speaker 7: the Decepticons, who more than meets all right, all right,
- 57:52Speaker 7: all right, all right, all right, edition Laurie, thank you,
- 57:55Speaker 7: you're the best, and thanks for being such a big
- 57:57Speaker 7: fan of ours.
- 57:58Speaker 2: Thank you for wearing scrubs, thank you, and thank you
- 58:01Speaker 2: for the scrubs being green.
- 58:04Speaker 1: Donald, I think that's the episode.
- 58:06Speaker 2: That is the episode.
- 58:07Speaker 1: Wait, I mean, is there anything after Star Wars. Let's see,
- 58:09Speaker 1: I'm scrolling the janitor pushes me over.
- 58:11Speaker 2: No, well, actually, let's talk about the reveal. You know,
- 58:15Speaker 2: you finally realizing doctor Cox. This will go on for
- 58:18Speaker 2: the next few episodes where doctor Cox figures out a
- 58:21Speaker 2: way to come back to the hospital and uh and
- 58:25Speaker 2: uh work even though he's suspended, right, and he uses
- 58:29Speaker 2: if I'm correct, he uses JD as his liaison.
- 58:33Speaker 1: I don't remember, but nice pronunciation of liaison. I like
- 58:35Speaker 1: you put a little French on it.
- 58:37Speaker 2: No doubt.
- 58:37Speaker 1: Listen, I miss you so much, I do.
- 58:40Speaker 2: I totally miss you. In the words of Tenacious D. Dude,
- 58:42Speaker 2: I totally miss you.
- 58:44Speaker 1: That's Tenacious D. Absolutely do you know how is it
- 58:47Speaker 1: a song?
- 58:48Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, I totally miss you.
- 58:50Speaker 1: Dude.
- 58:51Speaker 2: I totally miss you. Dude, I totally miss you.
- 58:54Speaker 1: I do miss you. And and it's Friday night here
- 58:58Speaker 1: in Los Angeles, and man, I wish that we were
- 59:00Speaker 1: headed to a fun restaurant to have drinks with our
- 59:03Speaker 1: gals and have long hugs.
- 59:07Speaker 2: And chest and fun and laughter, fun and laughter.
- 59:10Speaker 1: Casey Cobb, Donald's wife coined that phrase.
- 59:12Speaker 2: She said, well, she didn't coin it. She don't get
- 59:14Speaker 2: paid when people say it.
- 59:15Speaker 1: No, that's copyrighted. But she was always like, y'all want
- 59:18Speaker 1: to get together for fun and laughter. That is that
- 59:21Speaker 1: is her saying, Donald, Do you want to lead us
- 59:26Speaker 1: in gratitude and thanks this week?
- 59:29Speaker 2: I am so thankful for so many things right now. One,
- 59:33Speaker 2: the healthcare community out there, and the doctors and the
- 59:39Speaker 2: nurses and the orderlies and all the people that the EMTs,
- 59:43Speaker 2: the med MT's, everyone that works in the hospital, but
- 59:46Speaker 2: not just them, also the people that work at the
- 59:48Speaker 2: grocery stores, bus drivers, people, the people that take our
- 59:51Speaker 2: trash out COVID nineteen is hitting really hard in the
- 59:55Speaker 2: African American community right now, and that's because a lot
- 1:00:00Speaker 2: of African Americans, we have the jobs that people are
- 1:00:04Speaker 2: calling essential and don't necessarily have the best healthcare out there.
- 1:00:10Speaker 2: And I just want to shine a light on that
- 1:00:14Speaker 2: and shine a light on our community and make sure
- 1:00:18Speaker 2: that we all have each other's backs right now, because
- 1:00:21Speaker 2: that is very, very very important. And so I just,
- 1:00:25Speaker 2: you know, I just want to thank all of the
- 1:00:27Speaker 2: healthcare workers. I want to thank everybody out there, but
- 1:00:30Speaker 2: I especially want to reach out to all of my
- 1:00:33Speaker 2: brothers and sisters out there and say to you guys,
- 1:00:38Speaker 2: you know, one, stay in. This is not a game two.
- 1:00:42Speaker 2: Check on your people for real, and hopefully, if you're lucky,
- 1:00:48Speaker 2: you'll have a doctor like doctor Cox or something like
- 1:00:51Speaker 2: that who's willing to you know, because insurance is a
- 1:00:55Speaker 2: big issue right now. It's such a huge issue right now,
- 1:00:58Speaker 2: and we need to figure that out. I'm just, you know,
- 1:01:00Speaker 2: I don't want to, you know, get controversial and say,
- 1:01:04Speaker 2: you know, people aren't doing enough, but that's something that
- 1:01:07Speaker 2: needs to be addressed. We need to address.
- 1:01:09Speaker 1: On the next episode, we are going to solve the
- 1:01:12Speaker 1: healthcare problem in the United States.
- 1:01:13Speaker 2: We're not going to solve the healthcare problem. I know,
- 1:01:15Speaker 2: I'm just kidding, but we're gonna But I definitely wanted
- 1:01:17Speaker 2: to say, you know, watch each other's backs out there.
- 1:01:21Speaker 1: Yeah, well said. And thank you everybody for listening, and
- 1:01:25Speaker 1: thank you for tuning in. And we're having so much
- 1:01:28Speaker 1: fun doing this, and we're so happy to know that
- 1:01:32Speaker 1: so many of you across the globe are listening. So
- 1:01:36Speaker 1: now Donald will count us into our final song, this
- 1:01:38Speaker 1: time now with the new improved.
- 1:01:43Speaker 2: Five six seven.
- 1:01:45Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I'm not sure we made about a bunch
- 1:01:50Speaker 4: of story.
- 1:02:00Speaker 1: Brad you here, Yeah, Brad you here, O specs we
- 1:02:04Speaker 1: was ho with
- 1:02:05Speaker 3: And and no mm hmmm