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California Games with Kyle Kinane and Joyelle Johnson · Movie Meltdown

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  Speaker 1: We've all got quirks.
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  Speaker 1: What's up and welcome to Movie Meltdown.
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  Speaker 3: I'm Brian and this week I'll be joined by my
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  Speaker 3: special guest co-host, comedian Kyle Kinane.
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  Speaker 5: And actually, Kyle will also be joined by his special
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  Speaker 5: guest co-host, comedian Joyelle Johnson, who coincidentally crossed over for
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  Speaker 5: a day or so in the same town, so we
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  Speaker 5: invited her to sit in with us. And what we
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  Speaker 5: come up with is this crazy discussion that jumps from
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  Speaker 5: comedy to movies to, well, let's just say it, bad impressions.
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  Speaker 5: And a lot of strange love and appreciation for a
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  Speaker 5: certain actor out there. Nah, but describing it here just
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  Speaker 5: isn't going to do it justice. So let's just get
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  Speaker 5: this show on the road and jump right into our
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  Speaker 5: discussion with Kyle Kinane and Joyelle Johnson.
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  Speaker 2: Look at.
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  Speaker 6: You, such a gentleman.
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to be nice. I'm on tour by myself,
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  Speaker 1: I don't have a lot of contact with people, so
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  Speaker 1: I'm like... This is my whole life.
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  Speaker 2: This is the only interaction with humans I have.
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  Speaker 1: On the podcast. Are we firing?
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  Speaker 2: I believe we are rolling. Firing as much as we're
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  Speaker 2: going to. All right, let's get into it. How has
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  Speaker 2: the tour been so far?
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  Speaker 1: It's been pretty good. I started in Omaha, Nebraska, and
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  Speaker 1: I've been making my way through the tornado states since
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  Speaker 1: last Saturday.
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  Speaker 2: No trailer unturned.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, there's some fun. Drove into some weather, driving
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  Speaker 1: into just gray walls in the distance. Like, all right,
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  Speaker 1: here we go.
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  Speaker 2: That's reassuring.
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  Speaker 1: Got the smallest rental car I could. And I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: maybe something, maybe a larger sedan would have been nice.
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  Speaker 1: But it's been good, man.
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  Speaker 5: I usually start off when dealing with comedians, I'm asking
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  Speaker 5: you about what it's like to do comedy.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to switch it up. This time, I'm going
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  Speaker 2: to talk about the audience.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: Well, it goes back to you, but I'm just, cause
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  Speaker 5: the last few times I've talked to people, I'm like,
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  Speaker 5: I think that's my problem is the audience sometimes. And like,
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  Speaker 5: it's awesome that they come out and support you, but
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  Speaker 5: sometimes I'm out there and I'm like, how do I
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  Speaker 5: get next to the dumbest people? And then I'm like,
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  Speaker 5: is everybody the dumbest? I mean like this for, for
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  Speaker 5: anybody listening out there, don't be this audience member who
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  Speaker 5: needs to follow up your punchline and with them repeating
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  Speaker 5: the punchline.
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  Speaker 2: I was next to him later that was just like, rodeo.
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  Speaker 5: Every once in a while, they would have to punch
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  Speaker 5: it with their repeating it.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I get, Joyelle, I don't know about your particular
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  Speaker 1: circumstances or audiences, but I get a lot of people
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  Speaker 1: that will sometimes have too much before a show, And
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  Speaker 1: not understand what rhetorical questions are. Or, yeah, just for
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  Speaker 1: the sake of the other people to share. Like, what
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  Speaker 1: if somebody missed the punchline? Oh, thank God you're sharing
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  Speaker 1: it with the other people around there.
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  Speaker 7: I don't know if that's... I think if you're finishing
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  Speaker 7: a punchline, that's better than starting it before I say
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  Speaker 7: the punchline or saying what you think my punchline should be.
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  Speaker 2: Hi, I'm Joyelle, for the people that have absolutely.
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  Speaker 1: No idea who this other man voice is. Kyle's been
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  Speaker 1: taking care of his voice. It sounds so smooth and sultry.
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  Speaker 1: He's a sexy black man. Finally. Your wishes have come true.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know Joe Wengert? He's a hilarious comic, but
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  Speaker 1: he's like, I only wish older, sassy black women knew
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  Speaker 1: how much I impersonated them when I was in my
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  Speaker 1: apartment by myself. Just wish they knew.
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  Speaker 2: It's a skill. Not many white people can do that.
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  Speaker 1: But it expresses things so much better.
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  Speaker 5: But, yeah, I mean, my favorite earlier was that same
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  Speaker 5: person who said that also had to follow up with
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  Speaker 5: explaining to his, I'm assuming, girlfriend, wife, I don't know,
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  Speaker 5: what a Trader Joe's was.
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  Speaker 1: Well, but that's, I took the chance of not knowing.
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  Speaker 2: But we have them in this town. It's not like
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  Speaker 2: it's a foreign concept. She's just dumb.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, all right. Yeah, you know, that's all right. I
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  Speaker 1: welcome all covers to the show. It's a real open
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  Speaker 1: door policy.
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  Speaker 5: I appreciate that people come out because it's hard to
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  Speaker 5: get people to come out for anything in this town sometimes.
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  Speaker 2: So I always appreciate when people come out. But yeah,
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  Speaker 2: to me, I always feel for you guys of like,
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  Speaker 2: you're fighting an uphill battle sometimes with audience.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I had a show on this tour where the
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  Speaker 1: whole show was just one woman in the front so
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  Speaker 1: drunk and saying something after every sentence, commenting, and then
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  Speaker 1: mimicking hand gestures I was making, like a toddler. Like
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  Speaker 1: a toddler learning, yeah, learning how to be a person.
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  Speaker 1: No dipping sauce. Just say it, and then if I
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  Speaker 1: moved my hand, she then went to pick up, she'd
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  Speaker 1: put one of her drinks inside her other drink, and
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  Speaker 1: then with a drink, it just poured it on the
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  Speaker 1: front of her shirt.
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  Speaker 2: She's doing magic or something.
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  Speaker 1: And was unaffected. Was unaffected. Just... Sat there with a
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  Speaker 1: drink on her shirt, like, I'm not going anywhere. Like,
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  Speaker 1: didn't even notice.
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  Speaker 2: That puts in perspective how many of those she'd had
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  Speaker 2: before that.
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  Speaker 1: And it's like, I'm glad you're at the show. Like,
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  Speaker 1: thank you for buying a ticket. I can't believe anybody
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  Speaker 1: would buy a ticket for this bullshit I'm doing. But
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  Speaker 1: then it's like, why you?
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  Speaker 5: I will argue that a little. I think you've gotten
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  Speaker 5: quite skilled over the years, I guess. Is that something
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  Speaker 5: you feel like it is, just hammering it out? It
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  Speaker 5: is just time spent on the stage, on the road,
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  Speaker 5: just to kind of craft this?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Well, yeah. I mean, but I've done enough drinking and
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  Speaker 1: partying jokes that I know that's who I go, but
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  Speaker 1: that's why I don't want to do drinking and partying
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  Speaker 1: jokes so much anymore because I want to be able
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  Speaker 1: to do my job as a comedian and tell the jokes.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to just be the host of some
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  Speaker 1: collection of drunks, which is still what happens, but I
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  Speaker 1: don't know.
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  Speaker 2: It's good when you find an audience.
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  Speaker 7: One of my favorite jokes. It wasn't a joke, but
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  Speaker 7: it was just a reference. You said that you were
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  Speaker 7: too drunk to sit on an airplane once.
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  Speaker 1: I just remember.
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  Speaker 7: I was too drunk to sit.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. Well, yeah, I know my history. Sorry to
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  Speaker 1: remind you, but. But it's like, okay, I did the drink.
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  Speaker 1: Now I'm trying to report it back in a sober fashion.
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  Speaker 1: I can't do it if I'm drunk.
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  Speaker 5: You've learned something. At least enough to give the stories.
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  Speaker 5: Maybe whether or not you've learned enough to steer clear
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  Speaker 5: of it.
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  Speaker 2: It's a different thing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, still.
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  Speaker 7: For the record, I offered him a drink and he declined.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. From the perspective I have right.
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  Speaker 1: Now, you're a good behavior. I really don't know why
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  Speaker 1: I did that. I was like, I'm in Louisville at
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  Speaker 1: a whiskey bar.
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  Speaker 2: We don't know anything about bourbon here. I don't know
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  Speaker 2: what you're talking about.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, God, I don't know at all. I've been drinking tequila.
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  Speaker 1: Because gout, I can't go online. So many Google searches
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  Speaker 1: were just like, what's the best booze for gout? And
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  Speaker 1: it's like, you shouldn't drink any alcohol. I'm like, that's
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  Speaker 1: not the question I'm asking. I know I'm not. But
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  Speaker 1: what's the safest alcohol? Forget all alcohol. That's just fucking
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  Speaker 1: rate the booze. And then I just self-prescribe tequila. So
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, it's clear. Clear liquor is more refined
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  Speaker 1: and distilled.
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  Speaker 2: Tired Google history.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, just me arguing with the internet. No, just some person.
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  Speaker 1: Give me one alcoholic doctor who'd be like, all right,
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  Speaker 1: we know you're going to keep drinking, but this is
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  Speaker 1: what you should drink. If you're going to drink, this
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  Speaker 1: is what you should drink with. I just came up
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  Speaker 1: with a necessary resource. Like, oh, I have a cold.
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  Speaker 1: but I still want to party. Hot toddy. You know,
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  Speaker 1: someone direct you in the right way. Like if you're
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  Speaker 1: going to drink, drink this.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: What type of weed should I smoke? Like, should it
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  Speaker 7: be a vape? Should usually a vape.
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  Speaker 1: So, okay. Okay. So you would go with the weed,
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  Speaker 1: the weed way of how you should ingest that. I
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  Speaker 1: can't smoke weed at all. I'll do it, but I'm
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  Speaker 1: just real quiet, real quiet. And as a comedian, we're like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: but he's being funny. And I'll start saying something like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's like that. I'm like, just shut up right away.
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  Speaker 1: Did it the other night. That's what happened the other
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  Speaker 1: night to me.
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  Speaker 2: I think I'm normally like that.
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  Speaker 5: I don't need any help from that. Well, I did, again,
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  Speaker 5: I noticed, and this happened recently. I had somebody and
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  Speaker 5: I talked to him and we talked about movies nonstop.
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  Speaker 5: And then they went and did their set and came
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  Speaker 5: off later and came over and they were like, I
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  Speaker 5: didn't realize how many movie references I had in my
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  Speaker 5: act until we just went and sat on there and
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  Speaker 5: had a whole big conversation about it.
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  Speaker 1: I was self-aware.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like, you worked a few in there.
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  Speaker 2: There were some good subtle ones, too. So I was like, obviously,
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  Speaker 2: it's something that kind of crosses over.
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  Speaker 5: And that's kind of what I like doing with this
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  Speaker 5: show is just sort of finding the way that film.
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  Speaker 2: Crosses over into all the art forms. So I'm assuming
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  Speaker 2: you've been a movie fan most of your life.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know anybody who's not.
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  Speaker 2: I feel that way.
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  Speaker 1: Who doesn't like movies.
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  Speaker 5: And then I run into, I meet people and I'm like, wow,
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  Speaker 5: you have no idea what I'm talking about. I'm like,
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  Speaker 5: not just like hardcore geek references, but like, I will
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  Speaker 5: actually like legitimately be talking about something and it'll just
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  Speaker 5: be like, I don't know, I don't like it. And like,
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  Speaker 5: I run into people like that.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I realize, like I was thinking about the other day,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not like a big fan of anything there's stuff
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  Speaker 1: i like but i've never liked something so much or
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  Speaker 1: like i need to know every single thing about this
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  Speaker 1: i need to know the history of it i need
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  Speaker 1: it and i was one i'm like oh it just
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  Speaker 1: makes me kind of a like a shitty person like
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  Speaker 1: like it's not just what not obsessive like most people
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  Speaker 1: but it's not even obsessed but i don't even have
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  Speaker 1: i don't even know my history with comedy and that's
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  Speaker 1: what i do for a living but i don't even
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  Speaker 1: know like have you heard George Carlin's album? Nope. No,
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  Speaker 1: I haven't.
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  Speaker 3: Nope. Never.
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  Speaker 1: Nobody played it for me. I don't listen to comedy
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  Speaker 1: albums at all now because part of me is paranoid
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  Speaker 1: because I'm trying to make comedy. I want to preserve
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  Speaker 1: the natural. Do you ever get, I don't know, if
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  Speaker 1: you get the whole The Simpsons did it thing that
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  Speaker 1: South Park did where every joke you try to write,
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  Speaker 1: you just know who else wrote that joke ahead of time.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean, George Carlin wrote everything that we ever
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  Speaker 7: thought to observe, so there's no point of doing observational comedy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, all comedy has been done. But that's the same
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  Speaker 1: thing with all movies and everything. Every idea has been done.
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  Speaker 1: It's like when you try to put a joke on Twitter. Boof,
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  Speaker 1: you stole it. You fucking idiot. No. Sometimes people have
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  Speaker 1: simultaneous ideas, or I don't know every single joke that's
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  Speaker 1: ever been created on Earth.
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  Speaker 2: That's why you have to be researching constantly.
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  Speaker 1: I can't eat this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Somebody
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  Speaker 1: else already invented peanut butter and jelly. Shut the fuck
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  Speaker 1: up and enjoy things.
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  Speaker 2: So I, I think, I mean, I get that way too.
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  Speaker 5: I'm super selective about shows that I listen to now,
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  Speaker 5: mostly because I don't want anything too similar to what
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  Speaker 5: I'm already doing.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm already doing that. I don't need to
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  Speaker 2: hear that.
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  Speaker 1: Like, so. Thank God you got the only movie podcast
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  Speaker 1: on there.
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  Speaker 2: Thank God. There are none.
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  Speaker 1: Nobody's dipping into that action.
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  Speaker 2: It's rare that I find one that's been doing it
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  Speaker 2: as long as I have.
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  Speaker 1: It's the sad thing. How long have you been at
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  Speaker 1: the movie podcast?
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  Speaker 2: It's about eight years. Really?
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  Speaker 1: I don't think I knew what podcasts were eight years ago.
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  Speaker 2: Most people did. Granted, most people don't now.
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  Speaker 5: But the handful that do still, yeah, it's still a
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  Speaker 5: fight now because everybody has one.
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  Speaker 1: I tried to listen to True Crime once, and then
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  Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, I'm interested in this, and I'm dark.
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  Speaker 1: And then someone was like, I can't. This is hurting
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  Speaker 1: my heart. It hurts my heart too much. When I
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  Speaker 1: started a day, I forget what it was. It was
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  Speaker 1: in the hotel room, like, not today. Not today. I
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  Speaker 1: was like, I'm going to have a good meal today,
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  Speaker 1: and it's sunny out, and everything's great. And this guy's like,
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  Speaker 1: and then the baby was found. And I'm like, no, no. Yeah. Why?
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  Speaker 1: I like how sensitive you are. It's not, like... He
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  Speaker 1: loves babies.
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  Speaker 2: There's nothing wrong with that. He doesn't want babies to die?
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  Speaker 1: It was, yeah, it was something like murder stuff I
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  Speaker 1: could listen to, but then if it's murder but not, like,
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  Speaker 1: sex stuff, murder's, like, I'll listen to that. That's terrible.
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  Speaker 1: To be like, murder? I mean, I'm all about it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to listen to that murder stuff, but when it's, like,
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  Speaker 1: abuse or anything like that, I'm like, ugh.
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  Speaker 5: It's a different level of creepy, which it seems like
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  Speaker 5: it should all just be creepy, but like there is.
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  Speaker 2: A little difference in our brain.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it's okay. We'll go to the movie, the movie thing.
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  Speaker 1: Like what, what is it about? Like I was listening,
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  Speaker 1: listening to some podcasts. My girlfriend's just like, why, what
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  Speaker 1: do you want to know? Why do you want to
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  Speaker 1: know this?
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  Speaker 3: What?
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  Speaker 1: And I don't, I don't know. I'm not like, Oh, cool.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not like a 15 year old metal head, but I, I'm,
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  Speaker 1: fascinated with the capabilities of human beings whether positive or
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  Speaker 1: negative like i i watch that i watch my 600
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  Speaker 1: pound life i have every cable channel and i watch
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  Speaker 1: nothing but horseshit tlc shows not horses but like and
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  Speaker 1: not to make fun of it i'm just fascinated by
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  Speaker 1: these people who in their light like could get To
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  Speaker 1: a size, and not as a joke, but that is
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  Speaker 1: almost just as amazing as somebody's going to wear a
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  Speaker 1: wingsuit and jump off of a mountain and try and
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  Speaker 1: fly like a bird. It's still this amazing thing that's
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  Speaker 1: not in a celebratory way, but you did this.
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  Speaker 2: You invest a lot more time than that wingsuit.
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  Speaker 1: It's years to get to that point. But I'm not
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  Speaker 1: making fun of it, but I'm fascinated with it. What
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  Speaker 1: is your life like now that, and that's what the
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  Speaker 1: show's about. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, there's a lot of those out there. I'm
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  Speaker 2: overwhelmed by reality. I'm using quotes, reality television, because it's
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  Speaker 2: far from reality. It's far.
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  Speaker 1: And it's one of these people, like, wouldn't you, like,
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  Speaker 1: is it only because it's the only way to get
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  Speaker 1: help paid for if you volunteer for freak show television?
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  Speaker 1: And so instead of being able to go through the
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  Speaker 1: struggle privately, you have to have cameras filming you. going through.
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  Speaker 1: I'm fascinated with it.
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  Speaker 5: Since we're on this weird tangent anyway, have you seen...
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  Speaker 5: This is one that hits really odd because they're also
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  Speaker 5: shooting it near here. But there's one that they just
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  Speaker 5: started that is people... They've never been arrested. They've never
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  Speaker 5: been involved in crimes.
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  Speaker 2: And they put them in a jail. They're shooting that
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  Speaker 2: across the river here.
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  Speaker 1: It's right over here.
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  Speaker 5: And I'm just like, what in hell? What would possess
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  Speaker 5: you to want to be on that show? You're probably
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  Speaker 5: going to get knifed. Like, on a good day, you
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  Speaker 5: don't die.
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  Speaker 1: They had people, and then they explained their reasons for it. Like,
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  Speaker 1: some were police officers, and they wanted to know, like,
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  Speaker 1: why are people in prison? Like, there was a legitimate
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  Speaker 1: sociological reason for some of the people in there. But
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  Speaker 1: then you could tell the reality show would be, like,
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  Speaker 1: the one nutty dude they put in there because I
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  Speaker 1: looked into it. He was on some other TLC dingbat shows,
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  Speaker 1: like Extreme Couponers or something. Like, this guy's got a
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: lot of loose wires crossed, and throw him in there
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: if he wants to do it. I just want to
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: be on TV. Quit like a weekend, yeah. That's all
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: I want is to be on TV. Yeah, we need something.
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: We need some watchability. I mean, these other people are
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: doing it for everybody. But to see police officers, like,
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: in the way they're breaking down, getting caught up in
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: just the microcosm, the psychological microcosm of being in a prison...
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: and caught up in the bullshit drama that wouldn't mean
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: anything anywhere else except you're inside of a closed space.
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: I remember just working in an office and like the
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: dumbest thing, but because the dumbest things would affect you.
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: Like I remember the woman who worked the front desk,
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: like she would also like be in charge of a
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: little cafeteria area and anybody that would finish the coffee
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: and then not turn off the burner and leave the
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: pot on. And then back in the like the data
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: entry part, everybody's like, oh, I guess I forgot. And
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: she'd come back like, I tell you over and over again.
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: You turn it off, you're going to ruin the pot,
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: and then nobody's going to have coffee. I'm like, boy,
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: she's real nuts. Oh, yeah, no, I get it. I
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: get it entirely. It's people who spend all this time
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: in an enclosed space, and somebody's laugh gets on your nerve,
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: and somebody's voice gets on your nerve. I forgot about that.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: And then watching that prison show, right? I mean, I
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: don't know.
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: This is how you end up in prison.
• 18:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: You kill that person with a laugh.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: And then you're like, oh, yeah, it's the same place.
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: I remember that. I was one of those people. I'm
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: tightly wound. I go off on revenge fantasies if somebody
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: doesn't use their turn signal in front of me. And
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: it'd be like two hours later. I'm like, and then
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: they'll never find your body. Like I will plan out this.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: I shouldn't confess. Cause nowadays, well, nowadays, like if you,
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: like you use people, we'll find people, find your old tweets.
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: You can use that again.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: You called somebody fat once. I was just dropping, being
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: an ass.
• 18:48
  Speaker 5: We've all, The only thing more disturbing is when people
• 18:54
  Speaker 5: respond to things from that far back.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: That's what I don't know about. I wrote something about
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: playing Kansas City. I'm like, not sure if it's Missouri
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: or Kansas. Use the thing you're reading, son. Look it up.
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: Somebody was like, you said the same thing last year
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: and just had the tweet. I'm like, how did you
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: find this? I don't even know how to find this.
• 19:12
  Speaker 5: Today, somebody commented on the show's Facebook page. It was
• 19:16
  Speaker 5: just like some two-word comment or something. From something in 2013,
• 19:21
  Speaker 5: I think.
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: I'm like, what are you doing?
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm glad you're paying attention to me, but get
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: a life.
• 19:30
  Speaker 5: I don't even know who you are, so you're probably
• 19:31
  Speaker 5: not paying attention to me. What rabbit hole did you
• 19:33
  Speaker 5: fall down that you got to this page?
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: People that have free time. I fall for it. I
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: fall for trolls. I still fall.
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: You go to them like you have 40,000 tweets and
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: 29 followers and you just saying stuff to nobody. But
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: because the way Twitter's designed, because you can read it,
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: you think everybody else can read it and it's not true.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: And I fall for it. I get that.
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: Anyway.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: What's your favorite movie, Joelle? Gone with the Wind. Really?
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: Straight up? Real classic?
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: Straight up.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: Never seen it.
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: I mean.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: I've seen it.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: That's again... I should know... I should know... I should
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: know that movie. That's the movie. Citizen Kane? Nope. Tried
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: to watch it on an airplane. Fell asleep 10 minutes in.
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: What's your oldest movie that you know?
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: The oldest movie I know?
• 20:30
  Speaker 7: That you love and have seen.
• 20:35
  Speaker 8: Oldest?
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: That's a good question. What's the oldest... I don't know
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: the date of.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: I was trying to watch some classics. Classics meaning like
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: 70s and 60s stuff. So I was watching like Easy Rider.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: And I didn't like it. I was like, this is... No!
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: Just these two fucking yutzes.
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: I think a lot of people come to that now.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: Stone dudes made a movie. Great. You know who did
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: it better? Cheech and Chong. Fuck off.
• 21:07
  Speaker 5: I like the insanity of Dennis Hopper, but he gets
• 21:10
  Speaker 5: a little better the more he polishes up a few
• 21:12
  Speaker 5: years later.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: I have bad taste. You want to know where I
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: like Dennis Hopper the best in? Texas Chainsaw Massacre Part 2.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: I will not argue that.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: In my science project.
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: That you're forgetting King Koopa in Super Mario Brothers.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: Never saw it.
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. It's amazing. Was it Bob Hoopland? Bob Hoskins.
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: Bob Hoskins? John Liquisamo.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: Couldn't get out of that cartoon world.
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: Samantha Mathis. Wait, what are your favorite movies? See, I'm
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: all over the place.
• 21:41
  Speaker 5: I mean, I can hit so many, but that, and
• 21:44
  Speaker 5: I think this goes back to what you were saying
• 21:45
  Speaker 5: before about like feeling like you don't know the history
• 21:47
  Speaker 5: of everything. Like, I try to look at it the
• 21:49
  Speaker 5: other way because there's so many movies out there and
• 21:53
  Speaker 5: I've just like scratched the surface and I feel like
• 21:56
  Speaker 5: I'm a geek and I've watched a lot of stuff
• 21:57
  Speaker 5: and then every once in a while I will listen
• 21:58
  Speaker 5: to like another movie podcast and they'll rattle off like
• 22:01
  Speaker 5: three or four that I'm like, shit.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: Have I not even heard of those?
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: And they're like not current movie.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: Like they're old movies.
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: I'm like, how have I not seen that yet? But
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: I kind of, I try to spin it the other way.
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: I'm like, well, good.
• 22:11
  Speaker 5: That means I'm never done. It's like, I don't finish
• 22:13
  Speaker 5: this interest of mine. So I'm like writing those down.
• 22:16
  Speaker 5: I'm like, now I got to track down this movie.
• 22:18
  Speaker 5: So I'm like, to me, it's like, I've always got
• 22:20
  Speaker 5: more to get to on this, this movie journey.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: I would say like movies that like, like I could
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: just have on the back. Like I'm comfortable that they're around.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: Like Raising Arizona and Big Trouble in Little China. Two
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: movies that I'm just like, oh, good. Glad that's there.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: That's been great since I was a kid. But then
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: I like scary movies a whole bunch. I love that.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: I think that's invigorating is to be afraid from scary
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: ghost stuff, not from real life terror. But scary... Yeah,
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: that's a different type of fear is that there'll be
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: a nuclear missile hitting us. But Ghosts and Goblins, I
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: love it. I will go in real life and try
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: and fight Ghosts and Goblins because I just... I was
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: in a cemetery last night in Indiana. Just having a
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: good time. Nice one up the street here. Yeah, that
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: stuff I love. And so scary movies. Oh, I just watched...
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: a couple good ones. And I can't remember the news.
• 23:26
  Speaker 5: Do you like the, cause there's a whole new wave
• 23:29
  Speaker 5: of new ghost slash demon movies in the last 10 years.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: Annabelle, Annabelle got me.
• 23:34
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: I watched Annabelle. You seen Annabelle? Yeah. Do you don't
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: watch any scary movies?
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: I don't. No.
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: I'm a sappy, like rom-com.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: That's some of those.
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: I pick and choose on those, but every once in
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: a while, there's some good ones.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: What was the one that, uh, Love Actually, that's another
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: one of those movies. If it's on, I'm like, yeah,
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: all right.
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: That's the fallback.
• 23:59
  Speaker 5: Usually if you ask, and I've seen this on many occasions,
• 24:02
  Speaker 5: if you ask a guy to pick a romantic comedy,
• 24:04
  Speaker 5: they kind of always.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: Give them the Love Actually.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: High fidelity.
• 24:08
  Speaker 5: That seems like more of a bitchy guy movie than
• 24:11
  Speaker 5: a real rom-com.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a dude.
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: It's a guy movie.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: Romantic comedy. But yeah, like Annabelle, I watched Annabelle at
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: Home Alone. And like, if I can't sleep after, that's
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: a good movie. If I'm laying there like, son of
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: a bitch. Oh, damn it. Sixth Sense gave me creepiness.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: Sixth Sense got you? Yeah, Sixth Sense was like, that
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: was the first one of everybody at the end. Like,
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: oh my God, it was, ah. Signs got me. Signs
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: was on, not, the end was stupid. But the lead
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: up of how- It's very tense. When they showed news
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: footage- of like, there's a newscast, there's creatures invading, and
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: they show a news clip of, it was a birthday
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: party in Central America or something, and you just see
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: it walk by in the background. That one got me good.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: That was a movie I saw in the theaters with
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: a buddy who, it showed some scene where there's a
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: creature on the barn, and you just see the silhouette
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: of it, and nobody in the theater saw it but
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: me and my buddy, so he's like, did you just
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: see that? I was like, I saw it too. And
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: we were both, ooh, goddamn, this movie's got us. Like,
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: we're on board. And then the end was dumb as hell.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: And the sign said, long-haired freaky people need not apply.
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: So I tucked.
• 25:36
  Speaker 6: My hair up under my hat and I went in
• 25:39
  Speaker 6: to ask him why. He said, you look like a fine,
• 25:44
  Speaker 6: upstanding young man.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: I think you do.
• 25:47
  Speaker 6: So I took off my hat and said, imagine that, ha,
• 25:51
  Speaker 6: me working for you. Sign, sign, everywhere I sign.
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: Walking out the scene.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: I be breaking my mind. Do this, don't do that.
• 26:01
  Speaker 6: Can't you read the sign?
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: It's intermission time. So how about taking a break? Get
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: out and stretch a little and relax before the show
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: begins again. And why not make it refreshment time, too?
• 26:21
  Speaker 4: We have lots of tasty, delicious treats waiting for you
• 26:25
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• 26:28
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• 26:31
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• 26:41
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• 26:42
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• 26:43
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• 26:44
  Speaker 1: It creeps.
• 26:45
  Speaker 4: It crawls.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: It's slithery. It's slimy.
• 26:47
  Speaker 4: The Blob.
• 26:47
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• 26:52
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• 28:01
  Speaker 2: Hey, I'm Samantha Mathis, and you're listening to Movie Meltdown.
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  Speaker 2: That's part of your problem, you know.
• 28:21
  Speaker 4: You haven't seen enough movies. All of life's riddles are
• 28:23
  Speaker 4: answered in the movies.
• 28:24
  Speaker 5: And now, on with the show.
• 28:25
  Speaker 4: Last night, he could not make it. He tried hard,
• 28:27
  Speaker 4: but he could not make it.
• 28:28
  Speaker 9: Last night, he could not make.
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: It.
• 28:49
  Speaker 6: So many miles looking for a place to stay near
• 28:53
  Speaker 6: some friendly star.
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: He found this moose and.
• 28:59
  Speaker 7: Now we wonder where we are.
• 29:01
  Speaker 9: How could this old grace.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: Turn so shitty?
• 29:07
  Speaker 5: He ended up in army creeds and photographs and files.
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: It's one of those, yeah, it's just like such a
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: loophole in logic.
• 29:37
  Speaker 5: Even from the creature standpoint or the writing standpoint, I'm
• 29:41
  Speaker 5: not sure which is dumber, really, but it's the same
• 29:44
  Speaker 5: as War of the Worlds.
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: That one, I like the beginning of that.
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: Even the old version, the story itself.
• 29:50
  Speaker 5: I'm like, these aliens are kind of idiots if they
• 29:52
  Speaker 5: don't do a little investigation before they come down here.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: Well, I mean, we're always trying to put aliens as
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: a higher form of intelligence, but what if the only
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: smart thing they did was figure out space travel?
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: That's one of the.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: iPhones. Yeah, that's it.
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: So they're like us. They've got a lot of cool
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: technical stuff, but they're kind of dumb, really.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: As a species. Yeah, they put their technology in a trap,
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: but they're like, no, culturally, we don't give a shit,
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: but we need to make this stuff. We need more
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: little robot things. That's what we need.
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was the.
• 30:22
  Speaker 5: Something like Independence Day. I'm like, those aliens seem about
• 30:25
  Speaker 5: as dumb as we do. We open a ship, we
• 30:28
  Speaker 5: punch them in the face. That's probably what they were
• 30:30
  Speaker 5: going to do to us.
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: We're both kind of the same level of dumb. They've
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: just got a little bit better technology.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I like how aliens are always of a comparative size. Like, okay,
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: I'm going to allow that I believe that beings can
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: exist elsewhere. Also, arms and legs. They got arms and legs. No,
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: they're not microscopic or they're not some nebula.
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: It's a blob. No, thank you.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: It's not an idea of just energy that can form
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: and disform.
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: Easily punchable.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no. It's like maybe it's got three eyes or
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: one eyes or something. That's pretty weird, right?
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: The Star Trek, the rule is they got to have
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: some sort of nubs on their face. They like a
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: lot of nubs.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just give them skin conditions.
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: They're still humanoid, but they got some sort of bumps somewhere.
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: That's all they need.
• 31:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: Well, that's just a makeup budget. Nowadays it's inexcusable, but
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: Star Trek, yeah, okay, I understand.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: So you cross over into sci-fi, obviously.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know any of that stuff. That stuff
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: lost me early on, sci-fi.
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: I think my dad took me to see Empire Strikes
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: Back in the theater, but I have no allegiance to
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: Star Wars. I don't care.
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: You might get kicked out of the country at this point.
• 31:35
  Speaker 4: No.
• 31:35
  Speaker 7: I've never seen.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: Ooh, all right.
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: There you go. That's almost becoming hip at this point. Like,
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: I've met many persons like, Star Wars. See, yeah.
• 31:44
  Speaker 5: It just seems like you haven't seen it. But every
• 31:46
  Speaker 5: once in a while, I'll run into somebody who likes
• 31:48
  Speaker 5: to brag a little too much that they haven't seen
• 31:49
  Speaker 5: Star Wars. I'm like, well, now we're just going to
• 31:52
  Speaker 5: make you sit down and watch it. Like, you're getting
• 31:53
  Speaker 5: too much points out of this.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't... I envy you.
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: I envy.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: I envy... Well, you know, no, not... Okay, it's just
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: that everything... Just the whole world gets butt-fucked as soon
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: as a new Star Wars movie comes out.
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: I mean, it does come to a screeching halt.
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: And it's just, yeah, just every collectible and every single
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: thing is Star Wars. It's like, oh, God, just how
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: much money do you need? How much money?
• 32:29
  Speaker 5: So much so that when George sold it off, he gave...
• 32:33
  Speaker 5: billion dollars to charity because he didn't need it he
• 32:36
  Speaker 5: had so much oh all right from the last.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: So i'm the dickheads i don't care about the mcdonald's
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: cups that come out.
• 32:42
  Speaker 5: That's what i'm like when you get to the point
• 32:44
  Speaker 5: where you sell off one of the biggest money-making franchises
• 32:47
  Speaker 5: and then don't take a penny from it i'm like
• 32:50
  Speaker 5: that means you've spent the last since what 77 making
• 32:55
  Speaker 5: so much money off of merchandise that your children's children's
• 33:00
  Speaker 5: children will never, ever want for money again.
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: So you're just like, I don't know. Money doesn't even
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: mean anything anymore. Take it, do something good.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: Does George Lucas have kids?
• 33:08
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 33:09
  Speaker 7: He does, and he has a beautiful black wife who
• 33:11
  Speaker 7: is my hero.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: Oh, really? Do you think she's never in Star Wars either,
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: and that's what makes it work? That's why I liked it.
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: She was the only other.
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: You know nothing about me? I'll marry you right now.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: You don't know who I am? You just like my
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: weird chin beard?
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: My billions of dollars.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: I have my own ranch.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: Does that help? Just saw him at an IHOP getting down.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: I like this guy. This guy's confident for being a
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: hotter looking fella.
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: Put away pancakes. Going home to a ranch. I'm sold.
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: She just comes home. You playing with your little toys
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: and aliens.
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: Again, George?
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: I don't. All right, listen. I know it puts food
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: on the table, but I don't need. Oh, look at that.
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: Look at that.
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: I was getting him.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: Confused with a bigger person.
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: No, he's super small. It's all the neck. He just
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: got all neck.
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: Super black wife. He knows what he's doing.
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: He knows what he's doing.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: So the ultimate nerd is way more down than everybody thinks.
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: It's always interesting.
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: That's all right. This is good to know. Now I
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: got a little more interest in the Star Wars franchise.
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: There you go. Well, that was my thing.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: Some pasty loner just masturbating and playing with dolls the
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: whole time.
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: You just described all his fans. Yes, all his fans. George.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: Okay, George. All right, G-Luke. All right.
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: You find out these personal facts about him.
• 34:45
  Speaker 5: The one time he's super reclusive, but I finally get
• 34:49
  Speaker 5: to see Robert De Niro out on the town.
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: I'm like, oh.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: All right. Cool.
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: Didn't know that.
• 34:57
  Speaker 5: Seems to be his thing because he's got a couple
• 34:59
  Speaker 5: of different girlfriends now.
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: I'm like, all right.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: That's fine in a woman who's not into any of
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: your shit. You just have the purest form of love.
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: Not tainted by it. You leave the work at the ranch, George.
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: You come home and we just handle things. My girlfriend
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: works in the business. We can't do that. What does
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: she do?
• 35:23
  Speaker 7: She's a financial CEO, finance.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: She's just got her own money.
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: She doesn't even need it. Handle the money.
• 35:31
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: You know what? I'll watch that new Star Wars now.
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: It's not bad.
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: All right. You know what now?
• 35:37
  Speaker 5: Actually, if you haven't seen the other ones.
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: Soda's never seen any of the Star Wars. That's convinced
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: me I should really be paying attention to Star Wars.
• 35:46
  Speaker 5: If you haven't seen the other ones, it kind of
• 35:48
  Speaker 5: reboots it and gives you all the other ones rolled
• 35:50
  Speaker 5: into one movie anyway.
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: So you're good just starting at seven.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: Does it? I remember I watched it as a little kid,
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: and then I remember I just thought Luke Skywalker was
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: just like a baby the whole time. Like, I'm a kid.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I hate this dude. Even though he becomes
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: the hero, I still couldn't stand him. And then I
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: just stopped. And then I think I saw the one
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: with the Ewoks in the theater. And I was like, ah,
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: it's fun or whatever. But that's what I feel bad about.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: What was I passionate about as a kid? That this
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: stuff carried over into people. They kept it through their
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: whole lives.
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: I was one of those. I won't pretend. I was
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: one of those.
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: I don't know anything. I could talk about professional BMX
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: riders for a very specific era of the 80s and
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: early 90s.
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: So you're like Rad.
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes. Rad as a film. As a classic. But
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: even then, as kind of a cheesy movie.
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: BMX Bandits.
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: But BMX Bandits. First time you ever see Nicole Kidman
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: in a BMX Bandits movie. But more of a Gleaming
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: the Cube guy and thrashing some skateboard fans.
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: I own that at home.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 37:02
  Speaker 7: My blackness does not compute these phrases.
• 37:05
  Speaker 9: Skateboarding every once in a while there's skateboarders not so
• 37:10
  Speaker 9: much bmx's bmx was much more of the hillbilly cousin
• 37:14
  Speaker 9: of skateboarding skateboarding was cool.
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: That it's the whitest video game i've ever.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: Seen that that was part of my early love for
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: california as a whole because like the license plate was
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: on the front it was the old life i'd see
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: that license plate in california i'm like I missed that
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: license plate because it had the sun in the middle
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: of it and you surfed and you skateboarded and there
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: was BMX and there was some other weird stuff at
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: the time. Yeah, yeah. And I was trying to get
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: my friend to play all the time. I was like,
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: this game's boring. I'm like, man, it's California.
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: Look at the digital sun.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: Maybe that's what I think I was a nerd about
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: was being in the Midwest and just wanting to get
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: the fuck out for so long. Anything California, any BMX magazine,
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: I could just see them like, look at that Venice Beach.
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: They're just hanging out there.
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: They're just hanging out. Like, look at any TV show
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: where the lockers were outside. Lockers are just outside. Because outside,
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: you can just go outside the whole year. Like, you're
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: just eating lunch outside at school. You can just do
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: that in California.
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: Damn you, 90210 kids. Look at them.
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: Look at them just outside. I hate you so much.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: I'm going to shovel snow by the time I get
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: to the other driveway. I'm going to shovel the driveway again.
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: Fuck this place. Nothing's rusted. I don't even know what
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: rust is.
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: You were Illinois, weren't you? Yeah.
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: There's no... I kicked a hole in my car once
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: trying to knock snow off the rocker panel under the
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: door because it collects when you drive and my foot
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: went through the rust in the side of my car
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: and I was like fuck this place I gotta get
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: out of here see I.
• 38:56
  Speaker 5: Had a little of that I remember being like totally
• 38:58
  Speaker 5: interested in the Hollywood part of it not realizing the
• 39:01
  Speaker 5: seedy underbelly.
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: Part of it but just the very like beach.
• 39:06
  Speaker 5: And bright lights and all of that nonsense and And
• 39:09
  Speaker 5: some of it translated into the movies because I had
• 39:12
  Speaker 5: that moment at some point.
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: I loved Summer School. Still do.
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: Another good one.
• 39:17
  Speaker 6: Still do.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: Another good one.
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: Carl Reiner masterpiece.
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: Chainsaw.
• 39:21
  Speaker 5: I started talking to, I had somebody else who loved
• 39:25
  Speaker 5: it and I was like, oh, we should do a
• 39:25
  Speaker 5: whole episode on it.
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: And she was born and raised in California. And we
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: got Midway.
• 39:30
  Speaker 5: In i went and then i'm just like looking out
• 39:32
  Speaker 5: the window at the beach and then they just take
• 39:34
  Speaker 5: off in the middle of the day and they go
• 39:36
  Speaker 5: surf and they come and i'm like it's not.
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: Tell me it's not really like that she's like yeah
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: it kind of is i'm.
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: Like i fucking hate you it's totally like it's totally
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: like that yeah don't expect any kind of customer service
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: by the beach everybody is just heat stroke or taking
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: the day off doing shows trying to do a set
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: sucks beach trash burnt out don't care about anything you're
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: doing if I can't surf I'm just going to get
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: drunk and have fun which I would love to do
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: I just don't want to do comedy for those people
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: what were other good California California movies like just I
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: still love driving by and recognizing anything from a movie
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: like that always I like that when I was like
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: a little kid even like they filmed Lucas at the
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: high school that I like not the one I went
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: to but like the same district and that was anybody
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: like oh you went to Glen Bar North or something
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: like that's the one where they filmed Lucas did you
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: see Lucas was Lucas there when they were filming it.
• 40:41
  Speaker 7: My high school they filmed Howard Stern's movie So a
• 40:45
  Speaker 7: portion of his movie was from my high school.
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: Private parts all over your high school.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: Was that when he was in the era with the
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: bad hair and just hitting on ladies the whole time?
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: You were in New Jersey. Chicago had the North Side
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: and everything, so all the John Hughes movies. That's a
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: fun thing to do is because all the houses look
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: the same. If you were just with somebody, you'd be like, oh,
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: that's the Home Alone house. And then a block later,
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: you'd see the same looking house. Oh, no, no, wait.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: That's the Home Alone house. Oh, no, wait. That's the
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: Ferris Bueller's house. That's the high school from Breakfast Club.
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: We just have stripes.
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: There's stripes down here?
• 41:21
  Speaker 5: The very beginning where he's like the cab driver and
• 41:24
  Speaker 5: he goes on the bridge and like tosses the keys off,
• 41:27
  Speaker 5: that bridge is right on this river right here. It's
• 41:30
  Speaker 5: only about 15 minutes or so, the very first part.
• 41:34
  Speaker 5: As a kid, I was like, I know that!
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: The downtown scene where he's driving. I'm like, that's the street!
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: I've seen that street! We don't have much in this town.
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: I used to get so excited because I would watch
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: the beginning of Back to the Future and when he
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: skates away, like at the very beginning, he skates away
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: from Doc Brown's house past a Burger King. I'm like,
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: I eat at that Burger King! Look at this Burger King.
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: It's in San Francisco. Doc Brown's house isn't behind that
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: Burger King. Oh, movies.
• 42:00
  Speaker 4: Movie magic.
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: I was so delighted at editing.
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: If you ate at that Burger King, you could be
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: Marty McFly.
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: He's right there.
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: See, that was my plan. I just wanted to be
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: Marty McFly.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, man. What about Eric Stoltz? You could have just
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: been Eric Stoltz.
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: Then I would have just got fired.
• 42:16
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: I was being too arty and being a pain in
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: the ass.
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: He pulled it together.
• 42:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: He turned into a lot of good performances.
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: Spader? You want to go Spader?
• 42:24
  Speaker 4: Spader?
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: James Spader.
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: I just want to be a confident white man.
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: James Spader is doing a real good job of being
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: John Lithgow right now.
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: He graduated up to that point.
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: I didn't. I was like, John Lithgow looks good. Oh,
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: James Spader looks bad.
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: My question for you is.
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: Sorry, Jimmy Spader, if you're listening to the podcast. I
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: loved you in Pretty in Pink. You were such an asshole.
• 42:51
  Speaker 5: See, I was going to say, did you find him
• 42:54
  Speaker 5: super hot back then?
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: Like young James Spader?
• 42:58
  Speaker 7: It was like you're torn because it's like, okay, if
• 43:01
  Speaker 7: it was back in the day, he would have been
• 43:02
  Speaker 7: my master, but it's still sexy.
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: Not that far back.
• 43:06
  Speaker 4: Just the 80s.
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry I took it there. I mean, we weren't
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: that sophisticated in the 80s, but damn.
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: He seems like he would have been the most lackadaisical. Like, listen. Well,
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: I don't know how far I want to go with
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: this joke. Really? Okay. Of course he's wearing sunglasses because
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: you're outside.
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: In the field.
• 43:32
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: Guys, look. I mean, we're working. I'm not going to
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: continue this impersonation of James Spader.
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: I was at least liking the impersonation. That was all right.
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: It's always the mean thing, and he's more of just
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: like sardonic.
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I was like, you know, come on.
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's a lot of work.
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: Get Molly Ringwald out of the sun.
• 44:00
  Speaker 5: She'll burn.
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: She'll burn.
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: Crazy ginger. Don't leave her out there.
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: Let's make a note that Joyelle is laughing at that.
• 44:12
  Speaker 7: James Spader as a slave master, ladies and gentlemen. If
• 44:15
  Speaker 7: anything came from this podcast.
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: We're going to start writing that screenplay is what we're
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: going to do.
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: He already was wearing white suits anyway, so he kind
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: of could transition from 80s dickhead into southern dickhead. 1880s
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: southern dickhead.
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: At some point, he still does a lot of coke.
• 44:34
  Speaker 5: He's still doing blow on a table somewhere.
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: In the middle of the movie.
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: Twirl in a julep.
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah. He gets in a sports car and drives. Convertible
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: because he's in California.
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: Motherfucker.
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: I didn't think it was going to go there.
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: We're in Kentucky. This is a little bit more sophisticated.
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: We like to tell ourselves. So, where do we go
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: from there?
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: I don't know. This is a pretty good closer. Let
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: the listeners put their own dialogue to James Spader's. He
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: swabbed it. You can't unthink it now. Now it's in
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: your head. Now who's bad? Who's the bad person? You're
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: thinking about it.
• 45:30
  Speaker 5: Usually I'll work in a hit. What have you seen lately?
• 45:33
  Speaker 5: So other than the horror.
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: What have you seen?
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: Mother's Day.
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: And loved it. The worst movie.
• 45:40
  Speaker 7: I've ever seen in my life. We accidentally tried to
• 45:44
  Speaker 7: go see Captain America, went into the wrong theater, so
• 45:46
  Speaker 7: the last 10 minutes was very confused. Asked for our
• 45:50
  Speaker 7: money back, and then we're like, let's go see Mother's Day,
• 45:52
  Speaker 7: and that was the biggest mistake of my life.
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: Did you see it for free then? No.
• 45:58
  Speaker 7: We gave our money back to the person mistakenly And
• 46:01
  Speaker 7: then we were the only two people in the theater.
• 46:03
  Speaker 7: And we screamed. I was as black as I could be.
• 46:08
  Speaker 7: I screamed at the screen.
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: How much of a movie do you watch? Because I'm like,
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: if I paid for it, I'm like, I'll watch this. Like,
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: I won't leave. Up to the end.
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: But then at some point, I'm like, I'm. wasting my life.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: This is time on Earth. This is time. When the
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: Reaper comes to get me, I should be like, well,
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: but I'm... I've watched Mother's Day. Can I get two
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: more hours?
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: I always think, what else.
• 46:36
  Speaker 4: Am I doing?
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: You're just going to talk about Mother's Day.
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: When I'm not watching movies, am I doing anything more useful?
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: Not really. At best, I'm editing this.
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: I can't think. What did I see in the theaters?
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: I saw....
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: Oh, the Cloverfield thing.
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: Oh, Cloverfield Lane.
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: The newer one. I liked that. I don't know.
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: What was your take on it?
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: It was real good. I dug it a lot. I
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: thought it was like a thriller inside of a sci-fi movie.
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: And it was just a tidy movie. It was a
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: solid movie. Good times, scary movie.
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: We did a whole thing on it.
• 47:14
  Speaker 5: Everybody else sitting there loved the whole first three fours
• 47:17
  Speaker 5: and didn't like the end.
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: I'm like, but you need the end. It doesn't work
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: without the end.
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: I thought everything was just a tidy little movie. That
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: and I saw Witch.
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: I have not seen Witch. What was the take on?
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: Witch was, it was a family that got cast out.
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: It was early settler time in America.
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: Starring James Spader.
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: I don't even think... Ah, there's some sort of witch.
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: They didn't even have... There wasn't slavery yet. It was pilgrims.
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: I don't feel like going to look for... Pilgrim spader.
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: I mean.
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: Just smoking at Indians. Like, all right. Corn and everything.
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: I mean... Let's burn her. Listen, I dig what you
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: guys are about with the feathers and all that, but... Listen,
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: how we live, you'll never understand. You'll never be one
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: of us.
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: If she drowns, she's innocent.
• 48:20
  Speaker 5: It's the only way to tell.
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: I don't make these rules. I just have to run
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: this town.
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: Oh, God. 80s Spader interjected to all of history. Oh, God.
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: I'm just picturing new eras. Gladiator, Spader.
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: Hitler, Spader. Hitler, Spader. I mean, guys, listen. These Jews,
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: I mean, they're just... What are we doing with them?
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: I'm holding a fake cigarette while I do this.
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: I could feel it.
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: Anyway, yeah, Witch was a pretty good movie. This is
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: about a witch.
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: Could have only been made better by the presence of
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: James Spader.
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: None of us have sounded like James Spader at all.
• 49:11
  Speaker 5: At any point. I'm just trying.
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: To get the.
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: Cadence down, really. Now you're you're on your own train
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: of thought with this one.
• 49:23
  Speaker 7: Shout out to me being the only black female in
• 49:25
  Speaker 7: your crowd tonight.
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: So the only one thank you so any other was
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: there any other black people.
• 49:33
  Speaker 7: There was one sort of questionable black person.
• 49:36
  Speaker 5: No, there's definitely a guy because he's of the little
• 49:39
  Speaker 5: comedy scene that we have.
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: He's at all the show. I'm always impressed. I'm like,
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: that dude is, yeah. Well, the one that I'm thinking of.
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: There might have been some other questionable.
• 49:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: No, this guy is not. He's definitely.
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: I know what I do.
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: He's hiding.
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: I know who I appeal to. I would like it
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: to be more diverse, but I don't know what. Sadly,
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: the comedy scene. They all look like you. Yep, they
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: sure do. I did it. That's what I wanted. Finally,
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: I broke through the door to my guys. I Hitler-spaded
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: my audience. Not Hitler.
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: He didn't want them to look like him.
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's true, yeah. He had a dark-haired Jew himself.
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: He wasn't too into it.
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: You did it, Kyle.
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: Oh, lucky me. Well, I think we need to go
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: drink whiskey now.
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think at this point there's no way to
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: get out of this. Until Spader walks in the room
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: and rescues us all.
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: Spader.
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: Assuming that's not.
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: Going to happen. Are you watching The Blacklist then, Joy?
• 50:49
  Speaker 7: I'm not.
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: Okay. Your Spader love is fleeting.
• 50:54
  Speaker 7: It's a good title. I don't watch Black-ish either.
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: It's got some good episodes, though.
• 51:04
  Speaker 5: Well, do you want to tell people what you've got going?
• 51:07
  Speaker 5: Like the upcoming.
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: Dates or go to the website or what's the best
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: way to.
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: Go to the website.
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: Go find you.
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, go to the website.
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: What's the website?
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: KyleKanane.com.
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: You nailed that down, really?
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: That's the... Yeah, snatch that one up. Joelle, what's your website?
• 51:25
  Speaker 7: JoelleNicole.com.
• 51:27
  Speaker 3: Boom.
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: All right. Thank you to both of you for being
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: here with us.
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: Cheers.
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: All right. Otherwise, that about does it. We will return
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: next week.
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: Same geek feed.
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: Thanks for listening.
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: We did it. Let's go drink whiskey.
• 52:28
  Speaker 6: And suddenly says I got to get to California right
• 52:32
  Speaker 6: away Oh, I got to get to California right away
• 52:39
  Speaker 6: I wish that I was there by my baby's.
• 52:42
  Speaker 8: Side But I wish I had a listen to my.
• 52:46
  Speaker 6: Heart and not my pride She tried to.
• 52:50
  Speaker 8: Tell me that I had no reason for jealousy But
• 52:53
  Speaker 8: I was blinded by my pride and I just couldn't
• 52:57
  Speaker 8: see Now I've got to hurry Now I've got a.
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: Reason to worry I've got to be on the move.
• 53:05
  Speaker 6: True love, I'm gonna lose it I pray it's not
• 53:09
  Speaker 6: too late Oh, I might have to get to free
• 53:12
  Speaker 6: But I've got to get to California right now Oh,
• 53:17
  Speaker 6: I've got to get to California right away. Oh, I
• 53:23
  Speaker 6: may have to hitchhike, baby. I ain't got the heart
• 53:28
  Speaker 6: for free, yeah.
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 53:41
  Speaker 6: Now I've got to hurry. Now I've got a reason
• 53:45
  Speaker 6: to worry. I've got to be on the move.
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: True love, I'm a boner.
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: What a fool a man can be. But there's loneliness.
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: Inside of me. I've got to get to California right away.
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: I've got to get to California right away.
• 54:04
  Speaker 6: I might have to hitch a ride, baby.
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: I might have to hitch a ride. No one invited
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: me here.
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: I did.
• 54:30
  Speaker 7: I didn't invite you here.
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: I crashed. So I didn't know what it was.
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: Movie Meltdown. Joyelle, we're watching Movie Meltdown. I was going
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: to make a joke about black people interrupting podcasts instead
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: of just movies.
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: I was yelling at the screen and interrupting podcasts.
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: It's only because you said that before and I feel
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: we're close enough friends now.
• 54:53
  Speaker 9: We are.
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: This episode is a production of Movie Meltdown, produced and
• 54:58
  Speaker 3: edited by The Oddity Studios, with opening music performed by
• 55:01
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• 55:04
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• 55:07
  Speaker 4: Talk hard!