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- 0:00Speaker 1: Now this morning show in Boston.
- 0:02Speaker 2: Billy and Lisa in the morning. It's just a great
- 0:04Speaker 2: start to my day on Kids one.
- 0:06Speaker 3: Await, okay, good morning everybody, and welcome in. Today is Thursday.
- 0:14Speaker 3: Go ahead, justin jump in and say earlier this morning,
- 0:17Speaker 3: I said, Hey, it's Wednesday.
- 0:18Speaker 1: Yeah, Bill thought it was Wednesday.
- 0:21Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't know what made me think it was Wednesday.
- 0:23Speaker 3: But it's in fact Thursday.
- 0:25Speaker 2: Yes, we're almost through the week.
- 0:28Speaker 3: We certainly are, and we're getting closer and closer to
- 0:30Speaker 3: Mother's Day. Oh boy, and Mother's Day a weekend. Lisa
- 0:34Speaker 3: had a big event last night, how to Go I
- 0:37Speaker 3: did with.
- 0:37Speaker 2: Our friend Jason Santos.
- 0:38Speaker 4: We got him on the show recently for his cookbook
- 0:41Speaker 4: Cittersen Salt, which is the same name as his restaurant
- 0:43Speaker 4: in four Point.
- 0:44Speaker 2: He did a cooking demo Bill he made gwawk.
- 0:48Speaker 3: All that must be love it.
- 0:50Speaker 4: Bill, wasn't there, no, bo I imagine all I did
- 0:53Speaker 4: was think of you the.
- 0:54Speaker 3: Room full of guawk.
- 0:55Speaker 4: Yeah no, but I'm telling you he did a great job.
- 0:57Speaker 4: And a little hot tip. I did not know this.
- 1:00Speaker 4: If you use vitamin C, you know, like little vitamin
- 1:02Speaker 4: C tablet. Yeah, sure, you can crush them up. You
- 1:05Speaker 4: put that a sprinkle or two over your walk, over
- 1:09Speaker 4: your avocados.
- 1:10Speaker 2: They don't turn brown. They don't turn brown.
- 1:15Speaker 1: It's a hot tip.
- 1:16Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a sorbic acid, but it's basically vitamin Sea tablet.
- 1:19Speaker 2: So it's just like a pinch, a couple of pinches. Yeah.
- 1:21Speaker 1: Yeah, Because if I eat an avocado and I only
- 1:24Speaker 1: eat half of it, the other half, no matter what
- 1:26Speaker 1: I do, if I put in the fridge, it turns brown.
- 1:28Speaker 4: Right, So just take your little Vitamin Sea tablets and
- 1:30Speaker 4: just sprinkle.
- 1:31Speaker 2: It'll be fine.
- 1:32Speaker 3: I heard it first right here on the Billy and
- 1:34Speaker 3: Lisa Morning Show. Actually you heard it first last night
- 1:36Speaker 3: at the market.
- 1:37Speaker 2: Point exactly the Fruit Center with Jason Santos.
- 1:40Speaker 3: Did a lot of people buy his book?
- 1:42Speaker 2: They did?
- 1:43Speaker 4: It was it was amazing, ninety plus sellers. Was there
- 1:45Speaker 4: a shout out to Alex who their wine director came
- 1:47Speaker 4: in from hang em and yeah, it was fantastic.
- 1:52Speaker 3: You happen to notice if anybody was buying my book? Actually,
- 1:55Speaker 3: actually I think so.
- 1:55Speaker 2: Did they bought two cookbooks?
- 1:57Speaker 1: Yep?
- 1:57Speaker 5: I bought your book on Amazon day back?
- 2:00Speaker 3: What were they charging for the pookemon?
- 2:01Speaker 2: I didn't know. I didn't like. I didn't like, but
- 2:04Speaker 2: it was Yeah, but it was awesome. We're going to
- 2:06Speaker 2: do one in hang them too in a couple of weeks.
- 2:07Speaker 3: Oh good, Yeah, good, Justin. You had a big day yesterday.
- 2:11Speaker 3: You were a keynote speaker at Endover High School.
- 2:14Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know about keynote, but I was
- 2:16Speaker 1: a speaker.
- 2:16Speaker 3: Shut up.
- 2:17Speaker 1: Shout out to Endover High School who had me there
- 2:19Speaker 1: yesterday to speak to all the kids, who were fantastic.
- 2:22Speaker 1: By the way, I gotta give a shout out to
- 2:24Speaker 1: Jeff Paris. Jeff Paris is used to work with us here.
- 2:27Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I worked with Ryan Seacrest. He's also the
- 2:30Speaker 1: brother of Romeo, who used to work at Kiss from
- 2:32Speaker 1: many years. Jeff still works with Ryan, but he also
- 2:36Speaker 1: teaches there and he asked me to come and share
- 2:38Speaker 1: my story. So it was really nice. I had all
- 2:41Speaker 1: the kids download the iHeartRadio app.
- 2:43Speaker 2: I love that.
- 2:45Speaker 6: Hey, Justin, I was just at end Over High School.
- 2:49Speaker 3: You just spoke to and I just want to say
- 2:50Speaker 3: it was a really great story.
- 2:52Speaker 1: Yeah. I can't play them all, but Hi, Justin.
- 2:54Speaker 7: We listened to your presentation at Er High School.
- 2:56Speaker 3: We loved your story.
- 2:58Speaker 1: Thank you. Yeah, thanks for having me I got I
- 3:00Speaker 1: love that boy, you asked and they listened.
- 3:02Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 3:03Speaker 1: Well they all pulled out their phone. By the way,
- 3:04Speaker 1: I said to the whole school, how many of you
- 3:07Speaker 1: listened to the radio? And they all raised their hand.
- 3:09Speaker 2: Awesome.
- 3:10Speaker 1: And then I asked how many use the app? Most
- 3:12Speaker 1: but not all. So then I had them take out
- 3:14Speaker 1: their phones.
- 3:15Speaker 3: Well they used the talk pack once you told them.
- 3:18Speaker 1: Yeah, one more thing I want to mention. After I
- 3:21Speaker 1: was done, you know, talking to the kids telling my story,
- 3:23Speaker 1: they opened it up for a Q and a ohka. Good.
- 3:25Speaker 1: So all the kid's hands went up. The very first
- 3:27Speaker 1: kid right in the front they picked said thank you
- 3:31Speaker 1: justin for sharing. That was a great story. My question
- 3:34Speaker 1: is what is it like working with Lisa and it
- 3:38Speaker 1: calls so off guard and I go Lisa Donovan and
- 3:41Speaker 1: he goes, yeah, I listened every morning. What is it like?
- 3:45Speaker 3: Wow?
- 3:47Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeahs you go out.
- 3:51Speaker 3: That's what he wanted to know. Maybe he has a
- 3:54Speaker 3: blown up picture of Lisa on the wall. My kids
- 3:59Speaker 3: used to have.
- 3:59Speaker 1: Jessica's poster in the cowboy boots in the Daisy due
- 4:03Speaker 1: they got you.
- 4:05Speaker 3: This is so cool.
- 4:06Speaker 1: But it was great. Thank you for having me.
- 4:08Speaker 4: That's awesome. Can I say a shout out to talk
- 4:10Speaker 4: Back to Captain Mike? Oh yeah, I'm the talkback Mafia.
- 4:15Speaker 4: Justin and Kim uh huh, they were both at the
- 4:19Speaker 4: event last night.
- 4:20Speaker 1: You sent me a picture. Now I know what Captain
- 4:22Speaker 1: Mike looks like. I had no idea.
- 4:24Speaker 4: So now our talkbackers are meeting, right, Oh wow?
- 4:27Speaker 1: So are they?
- 4:29Speaker 3: Captain Mike and Kim were together at the event or no?
- 4:32Speaker 4: No, No, they were together, but they met and I think
- 4:36Speaker 4: Kim has a boyfriend, but he Yeah, So they met
- 4:38Speaker 4: and I took a picture of them and then I
- 4:40Speaker 4: sent it to you guys.
- 4:42Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. This is so great because the talkbackers,
- 4:45Speaker 1: we don't know what they look like. So Captain Mike's
- 4:48Speaker 1: a long time Talkbacker, one of the original guys. The
- 4:51Speaker 1: first time I've seen.
- 4:52Speaker 4: Him, I know, and I forgot to ask him what
- 4:54Speaker 4: he actually does for a living.
- 4:55Speaker 1: Is he a police officer?
- 4:56Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 4:57Speaker 1: If you're listening to Mike, what do you do for
- 4:58Speaker 1: a living? I want to know.
- 4:59Speaker 3: Yeah, based on the picture, I would say, yeah, it
- 5:01Speaker 3: could be a cop.
- 5:02Speaker 2: Maybe Kim knows because she was talking to him for
- 5:04Speaker 2: a while.
- 5:04Speaker 3: Okay, Well, it's great to see pictures of the talkbackers,
- 5:08Speaker 3: you know, because they're invisible to us.
- 5:09Speaker 2: He's hilarious, so funny.
- 5:11Speaker 1: Yeah, she's the best.
- 5:13Speaker 3: I have an event tonight. I'm gonna be out late,
- 5:15Speaker 3: so I want to apologize in advance.
- 5:17Speaker 1: Oh my god, are you going to mess up the
- 5:19Speaker 1: date again? Like today? All right?
- 5:20Speaker 3: Good morning? Oh my Wednesday? Okay, and I've got a
- 5:28Speaker 3: horse voice already this morning. I think it might be
- 5:30Speaker 3: rat virus.
- 5:32Speaker 4: From the planet Fitness Kiss one O eight Studios.
- 5:35Speaker 2: We're back with Billy and Lisa in the morning.
- 5:39Speaker 3: Hey, guys, welcome back. So huge weekend for Saturday Night Live.
- 5:44Speaker 3: This weekend, we got Matt Damon as the guest host.
- 5:47Speaker 3: We've got Noah Khan as the musical guest. They dropped
- 5:51Speaker 3: a promo yesterday, kind of a goof on a good
- 5:53Speaker 3: will hunting check it out.
- 5:55Speaker 2: Maybe if you're in a funny wing.
- 5:56Speaker 1: She's like, we've done that.
- 5:58Speaker 2: God don't know what was What if it's a commercial?
- 6:01Speaker 3: Maybe?
- 6:02Speaker 1: Hey, what are you guys up to?
- 6:03Speaker 2: We're trying to figure out the perfect SNL sketch. Experts
- 6:06Speaker 2: have been trying to cracticus for years.
- 6:07Speaker 8: Yeah, fairly get close once, but ultimately inter and saying.
- 6:11Speaker 1: I see you guys are doing like a good will
- 6:13Speaker 1: hunting thing with the chalkboard.
- 6:15Speaker 3: You guys know that movie's like thirty years old, right,
- 6:17Speaker 3: I've never seen it, dude. Yeah, I grew up in
- 6:19Speaker 3: a cult, never seen a movie. No, is this hopeless anyway?
- 6:22Speaker 1: Yeah, it's getting late when we call it.
- 6:24Speaker 2: Yeah, see him out, Damon, see you guys.
- 6:27Speaker 3: Yeah, so you remember the scene in the movie right
- 6:29Speaker 3: where he goes to the chalkboard while he's a janitor
- 6:32Speaker 3: in the school and he starts figuring out all the equations.
- 6:35Speaker 3: Well that was a take on that particular scene. But
- 6:37Speaker 3: it's cool because Matt Damon and nowar Khan a couple
- 6:39Speaker 3: of New Englanders and Nowakan on seth Myers just last
- 6:43Speaker 3: night was asked about working with Damon.
- 6:45Speaker 9: Last time Ammasota host, this time a fellow New England icon.
- 6:49Speaker 1: Matt Dammit. Oh it's very nice.
- 6:51Speaker 9: Yeah, I like you for a New Englander extra special.
- 6:54Speaker 1: I would imagine, Oh.
- 6:55Speaker 8: My god, so cool. He's an icon of New England.
- 6:56Speaker 8: I'm excited to hang out with him. I've lost the
- 6:58Speaker 8: questions for him. That's guys, I want to get a
- 7:00Speaker 8: look at that face up close.
- 7:01Speaker 1: Obviously.
- 7:02Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm very excited.
- 7:04Speaker 9: For there's one of your questions, can I look at
- 7:05Speaker 9: the face up close?
- 7:07Speaker 2: I've learned you do need to ask h It depends.
- 7:10Speaker 3: I guess how close you want to get yea. Yeah,
- 7:12Speaker 3: And it is Mother's Day weekend of this weekend, we'll
- 7:17Speaker 3: know what be bringing mom to the show.
- 7:18Speaker 1: My mom will be there.
- 7:19Speaker 3: That's fantastic.
- 7:20Speaker 8: Yeah, she came the last time too, very very cool.
- 7:23Speaker 9: I think you know again, even when I was on
- 7:25Speaker 9: the show, like my parents had a real understanding of
- 7:28Speaker 9: how you know, they had grown up watching us. And
- 7:30Speaker 9: now obviously your mom did. Was that a cool thing
- 7:32Speaker 9: for her to go to S and L for the
- 7:33Speaker 9: first time? And obviously you did the very cool experiences
- 7:35Speaker 9: through your career.
- 7:36Speaker 1: But it's incredible.
- 7:38Speaker 10: Yeah.
- 7:38Speaker 1: But it's funny because you just had to kind of be.
- 7:39Speaker 8: My mom so so nervous, and I feel like I
- 7:41Speaker 8: didn't let her enjoy it all because I was like
- 7:42Speaker 8: needing her to support me through it. So yeah, this
- 7:44Speaker 8: time I'm hoping I can let her enjoy the experience
- 7:46Speaker 8: for and I'll just be nervous and scared of my own.
- 7:50Speaker 3: This is a real funny interview to watch because, like
- 7:53Speaker 3: everything else, know what Cohn does. When he does it,
- 7:55Speaker 3: you feel like you get to know him even better.
- 7:57Speaker 3: He's just such a funny regular guy. I love his laugh.
- 8:01Speaker 1: He's got the best laugh. Yeah. Yeah, we got to
- 8:05Speaker 1: add that to the list. How many Boston sketches you
- 8:12Speaker 1: think they'll do this weekend?
- 8:14Speaker 2: Oh my New England Central.
- 8:16Speaker 1: Yeah, they're going to lean into that.
- 8:17Speaker 3: Yeah. There might be surprises on the show too, I think.
- 8:21Speaker 1: I mean, Matt Damon is just incredible. Yeah.
- 8:23Speaker 2: Oh, he's my favorite actor other than Jason Bateman. I
- 8:26Speaker 2: love him.
- 8:26Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 8:27Speaker 3: You got to see that promo though, when we ran
- 8:28Speaker 3: a short clip of it. But it goes on and
- 8:30Speaker 3: on and it's really really creative. Anyway, Noah, Noah con
- 8:34Speaker 3: shattering Fenway Park records this summer with four sold out shows.
- 8:39Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm very excited.
- 8:40Speaker 8: First time anyone's done it, I think, which is really cool. Yeah,
- 8:43Speaker 8: kind of like associating about it a little bit. I
- 8:45Speaker 8: can't believe it's me getting to do it.
- 8:47Speaker 9: When you play, and obviously there are other venues where
- 8:49Speaker 9: you play multiple nights in a row, Like, how does
- 8:51Speaker 9: the course of your relationship with the space change over
- 8:53Speaker 9: the course of like four days of doing a venue.
- 8:56Speaker 3: Oh that's a good question.
- 8:58Speaker 8: I don't know. I think I'm again sociating mostly so
- 9:00Speaker 8: I usually just pretend it's not happening until I'm like
- 9:02Speaker 8: right up on stage. But family, it's like one of
- 9:05Speaker 8: those one of those places you want to let's sink
- 9:07Speaker 8: in a little bit. So you go, we look at
- 9:08Speaker 8: the Green Monster. You can go into that little like
- 9:10Speaker 8: hole where all the players went. Yeah, I pretend I'm
- 9:13Speaker 8: doing my first pitch over again.
- 9:14Speaker 1: It's always fun.
- 9:15Speaker 4: Oh god, But the fourth night he's gonna be just
- 9:18Speaker 4: owning that stage, right Yeah.
- 9:20Speaker 3: Yeah. The hole he talks about is the actual scoreboard
- 9:22Speaker 3: the Green Monsters. So uh yeah. And he had a
- 9:25Speaker 3: really nice shout out last night to his fans. Check
- 9:28Speaker 3: it out.
- 9:29Speaker 8: My fans have been so dedicated to this music for
- 9:31Speaker 8: so long, and they've been really patient in me as
- 9:33Speaker 8: a person. I really like they see me as a
- 9:34Speaker 8: human being, which is really nice. And they understand that
- 9:37Speaker 8: life goes all sorts of different directions and they give
- 9:40Speaker 8: me the chance to kind of experience stat before putting
- 9:42Speaker 8: up music. So they knew it was gonna be sad
- 9:44Speaker 8: no matter what I think, Like they saw the bad
- 9:46Speaker 8: weather and they're like, oh, he's cooking up something for sure.
- 9:49Speaker 8: But yeah, they've been I'm very, very grateful to my
- 9:51Speaker 8: fans for the connection we share. Like I love playing
- 9:54Speaker 8: shows because I like watching them listening to the music
- 9:57Speaker 8: and singing it out loud for the first time.
- 9:58Speaker 1: Like it's all for them, for them. Yeah, shows, I mean,
- 10:03Speaker 1: if you got a ticket to this show, to one
- 10:05Speaker 1: of these shows, you're lucky.
- 10:07Speaker 3: Lisa. Did you get the tickets?
- 10:08Speaker 2: I think I have a pair of tickets.
- 10:10Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you're lucky, Lise, I'm very lucky. Yeah. I
- 10:15Speaker 1: mean we you know, we're doing the talkback for tickets
- 10:17Speaker 1: for Olivia right now, which is insane. But the Noah
- 10:19Speaker 1: we did the whole month of April was absolutely insane
- 10:22Speaker 1: as well.
- 10:23Speaker 3: Yeah, Riley, how you doing with them? Mcave? Did you
- 10:26Speaker 3: get your tickets yet?
- 10:27Speaker 4: Let's not talk, but I might be able to maneuver
- 10:29Speaker 4: something for you too. I mean we've been discussing this
- 10:32Speaker 4: off the Oh hopefully, thanks Lise, You're welcome.
- 10:34Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, I got you correspondents on the scene
- 10:39Speaker 3: at the noa Con show.
- 10:40Speaker 1: Wow, Women Helping Women isn't that nice? And don't worry Riley.
- 10:44Speaker 1: If you don't get in, we won't laugh.
- 10:48Speaker 3: Noaccount Saturday Night Live this weekend the fourth sold out
- 10:51Speaker 3: shows at Fenway July seventh, eighth, tenth, and eleven.
- 10:57Speaker 1: I'll be playing that for the next year.
- 11:00Speaker 4: From the Planet Fitness Kids one o eight Studios, We're
- 11:03Speaker 4: back with the Billy and Lisa in the morning.
- 11:07Speaker 3: You want to get a couple of talkbacks in Justin,
- 11:09Speaker 3: You don't have to. I'm just asking. I know you've
- 11:11Speaker 3: got your mafia, your army standing by, well.
- 11:14Speaker 1: It is sevent ten. I know people wait for your
- 11:16Speaker 1: entertainment report, but if you must ask, Okay. I was
- 11:19Speaker 1: in Andover High School yesterday talking to the kids, shout
- 11:23Speaker 1: out to them, thank you for.
- 11:24Speaker 7: Having me, Good morning, Justin.
- 11:26Speaker 11: Thank you so much for visiting Andover High School yesterday.
- 11:30Speaker 11: My daughter is a freshman there, and she called me
- 11:34Speaker 11: right away and said, guess who came to our school today?
- 11:37Speaker 11: And I'm like, I have no idea. She's like Justin
- 11:40Speaker 11: from Kiss Went Away and this story was so inspiring,
- 11:43Speaker 11: so I just really appreciate it. She couldn't stop talking
- 11:47Speaker 11: about how amazing your story was, and it made a
- 11:50Speaker 11: difference in her So thank you.
- 11:52Speaker 3: Oh what was my heart? Thank you so much, such
- 11:54Speaker 3: a great story. The kids loved you.
- 11:56Speaker 1: Yeah, it was really cool. I was really nervous, you know,
- 11:59Speaker 1: standing in front of the whole school. Yeah, but it
- 12:01Speaker 1: was great and they had a lot of good questions
- 12:02Speaker 1: at the end to kind of about you know, my
- 12:04Speaker 1: story and the radio business and all that. So thank you.
- 12:07Speaker 3: All right, good job, buddy, the talkback.
- 12:13Speaker 2: Entertainment.
- 12:14Speaker 1: I'm what do you want more talkbacks? Okay, all right, fine,
- 12:20Speaker 1: Captain Mike.
- 12:21Speaker 6: You just wanted to thank the lovely Lisa Donovan again
- 12:24Speaker 6: for last night's book club event featuring celebrity chef Jason Santos.
- 12:29Speaker 2: Good time was had by all, even though I couldn't.
- 12:32Speaker 6: Stop picturing Billy Costa's face if he was in the
- 12:34Speaker 6: room as chef made his world renowned guacamole.
- 12:38Speaker 1: It's a good thing you didn't invite Bill.
- 12:40Speaker 2: It's all I thought about, Like, was you.
- 12:42Speaker 4: Like, Yeah, he uses like twenty gallons of guawk a
- 12:49Speaker 4: week or something in the restaurants.
- 12:51Speaker 3: But see, the guawk thing lived last night because you
- 12:54Speaker 3: came in this morning. I've never seen guawk like that.
- 12:56Speaker 3: He had so many secret ingredient incident blocket. It's not
- 12:59Speaker 3: like my walk.
- 13:00Speaker 1: Oh see, Lisa, you did the thing he hates.
- 13:02Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't make walk.
- 13:07Speaker 2: I was learning last night. He does.
- 13:09Speaker 4: He said, sprinkle a little bit of vitamin sea powder
- 13:12Speaker 4: so it doesn't brown.
- 13:13Speaker 1: That's a good tip tip. Take that home with you. Hey, out,
- 13:16Speaker 1: no more walk talk Wow.
- 13:19Speaker 3: No, we can't do it. Hey. The talk back for
- 13:21Speaker 3: Olivia Rodrigo tickets is still going on. When you hear
- 13:24Speaker 3: us play and Olivia Rodrigo song, you just send us
- 13:27Speaker 3: a talkback.
- 13:28Speaker 2: Hello, Kis went away.
- 13:30Speaker 4: This is Jen.
- 13:30Speaker 11: I just got out of work.
- 13:31Speaker 1: I'm a nurse and I got in the car and.
- 13:33Speaker 11: Of course I've got a kiss went away and you're
- 13:34Speaker 11: playing Livia or Redrigo drop Dead.
- 13:37Speaker 4: I need to hear this song live.
- 13:38Speaker 11: I need to take my sixteen year old daughter.
- 13:40Speaker 7: She still likes to.
- 13:41Speaker 11: Go to concerts with me.
- 13:42Speaker 2: I need to keep that going.
- 13:43Speaker 7: As long as possible.
- 13:45Speaker 11: And I have a feeling that these tickets are going
- 13:46Speaker 11: to be impossible to get. They go on sale today
- 13:49Speaker 11: Thursday at noon, because of course we don't have an
- 13:52Speaker 11: AMEX no pre sale for us.
- 13:55Speaker 8: Please thank you buys.
- 13:57Speaker 3: Yeah, meantime you listen to wat Street. You send us
- 13:59Speaker 3: a talkback. You good get free ticket.
- 14:01Speaker 2: Yes, that's the best way to go.
- 14:03Speaker 1: Yeah, so Rory McKell wait, hold on, so people need
- 14:07Speaker 1: to know that the tickets go on sale at noon. Yes,
- 14:10Speaker 1: so you can win them before you can even buy them.
- 14:12Speaker 1: That's not going to be easy.
- 14:14Speaker 3: No, but it'll be worth the effort, trust me. Rory
- 14:18Speaker 3: McLeroy went from the Metcalum Monday night to Travis and
- 14:21Speaker 3: Jason Kelsey's podcast this week, hyping up Travis and Taylor's
- 14:25Speaker 3: wedding and what Travis should expect.
- 14:28Speaker 12: It's amazing to have all these people in the cmroom
- 14:31Speaker 12: from your childhood to people that you've You're just sitting
- 14:34Speaker 12: there and it's like surreal. It's like, I don't believe
- 14:37Speaker 12: that I can compare to is your wedding day because
- 14:40Speaker 12: it's like all this collection of people in the CM room.
- 14:42Speaker 1: It's like wild, I can't wait.
- 14:45Speaker 3: What's the deal on the wedding? Shouldn't we have heard something?
- 14:47Speaker 4: Well, supposedly July, but can I just say one more
- 14:50Speaker 4: thing about Rory McElroy.
- 14:52Speaker 2: She just played him.
- 14:53Speaker 4: I posted a clip on my Instagram the reason why
- 14:56Speaker 4: he was a He had a cameo in Devil Wars
- 14:58Speaker 4: product too, because it was so weird was that he
- 15:01Speaker 4: said that when before he played a major championship that
- 15:05Speaker 4: he won last year, he relaxed to watching Devilwar's Prada
- 15:09Speaker 4: the first movie, and the director heard it and it
- 15:12Speaker 4: was like, oh my god, we have to get them
- 15:14Speaker 4: in a cameo for the second one.
- 15:15Speaker 2: And he agreed to do.
- 15:16Speaker 1: That's a cool story.
- 15:17Speaker 2: That was really cool.
- 15:19Speaker 3: A good guy. It's a good golfer.
- 15:20Speaker 1: Oh Rory's young Riley Donovan.
- 15:29Speaker 2: We're at the country club. It was fun. We got
- 15:31Speaker 2: to meet him.
- 15:31Speaker 3: And on the podcast, Travis Kelsey said Taylor really changed
- 15:35Speaker 3: Travis's eating habits.
- 15:37Speaker 1: I feel like Taylor has definitely expand. It's nothing wrong
- 15:43Speaker 1: with that. I feel like you grow up.
- 15:46Speaker 2: He's more adventurous of food.
- 15:48Speaker 6: Yeah, like one of a man when I'm around here
- 15:50Speaker 6: and eating foods I haven't tried before.
- 15:52Speaker 8: Yes.
- 15:53Speaker 3: So is the wedding not June thirteenth?
- 15:55Speaker 2: That's an again, No one seems to know.
- 15:59Speaker 1: Wow, it's not surprising. I mean, Taylor is a master
- 16:02Speaker 1: keeping everything under wraps.
- 16:04Speaker 3: Very impressive. Nobody knows anything.
- 16:06Speaker 1: She records her music videos and the correct me if
- 16:08Speaker 1: I'm wrong producer Riley. And she doesn't play the song.
- 16:11Speaker 1: She lip syncs to the music so that it can't
- 16:13Speaker 1: get leaked. Do you know what I mean? Like usually
- 16:15Speaker 1: they play a track to dance to and sing along
- 16:18Speaker 1: to his silence.
- 16:19Speaker 3: I think she.
- 16:19Speaker 2: Uses like a click track along to the beat, Like yeah,
- 16:23Speaker 2: but that's it. And they use a secret sound stage
- 16:25Speaker 2: in Pennsylvania and Lancaster, Pennsylvania.
- 16:28Speaker 1: Yep, everything they all do you know we just did.
- 16:30Speaker 3: We took you behind the music. Yes, it's what we
- 16:34Speaker 3: do on the Billy and Lisa Morning Show. So Kesha
- 16:38Speaker 3: went on Call her Daddy this week and says her
- 16:40Speaker 3: boyfriend dumped her because she didn't take him to a
- 16:44Speaker 3: Taylor Swift after party.
- 16:45Speaker 5: I've only gotten dumped actually one time, and it's because
- 16:49Speaker 5: the guy was dating I kind of like thought he
- 16:52Speaker 5: was probably a star.
- 16:54Speaker 2: And I was like, I'm just gonna like test the theory.
- 16:56Speaker 5: And so I went to the eras like after the
- 17:00Speaker 5: there's a little party, and I was just like, I'm
- 17:02Speaker 5: gonna pop in take my girlfriend. I'm not gonna take
- 17:06Speaker 5: the boyfriend. Just see how this goes. We were together
- 17:09Speaker 5: for a year and a half. That dude came over
- 17:12Speaker 5: the next day, dropped the keys off, and that was that.
- 17:17Speaker 5: I was like, have you no shame, Like, couldn't you
- 17:20Speaker 5: wait like eleven days or something? Him being like so
- 17:23Speaker 5: angry with you, You're like tantrum, I mean over if
- 17:28Speaker 5: you're gonna do it over anybody.
- 17:29Speaker 2: Taylor Ship honestly there.
- 17:31Speaker 4: Which kind of upset that he wasn't invited to the
- 17:33Speaker 4: tailor swift after part she brought a friend.
- 17:36Speaker 1: That's so weird it.
- 17:38Speaker 3: Gives us a perfect idea for this morning show. Craziest
- 17:41Speaker 3: reasons you've either been dumped or dumped someone so they
- 17:45Speaker 3: could start sending talkbacks right now, right justin.
- 17:48Speaker 1: Yes on the iHeartRadio app. You can join the conversation
- 17:51Speaker 1: early seven thirty will start this. But yeah, craziest reasons
- 17:54Speaker 1: or ways you've been dumped? Right Bill, I'm the dumper?
- 17:57Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 18:00Speaker 1: What was that? I'm the dump Okay, Okay, we'll talk
- 18:03Speaker 1: about it at seven thirty.
- 18:05Speaker 3: Keshia also, strangely, and I've talked about wearing her placenta
- 18:09Speaker 3: around her neck and no joke.
- 18:11Speaker 5: She put it in a box and she found it
- 18:14Speaker 5: when I was like twenty one years old in the basement. Wait,
- 18:17Speaker 5: she had to like fight for my placenta. My mom.
- 18:20Speaker 5: They tried to take my placenta away from her at
- 18:22Speaker 5: the hospital, and she like threw a conniption.
- 18:24Speaker 2: Fit, and she fought for it. She fought for that,
- 18:27Speaker 2: so now I carry it around.
- 18:29Speaker 1: It was quite the wide ranging interview. There's a lot
- 18:31Speaker 1: more to it that way. She also says she keeps
- 18:34Speaker 1: her dead pets teeth.
- 18:37Speaker 2: This is this is there's something wrong with her. She
- 18:40Speaker 2: keeps the teeth.
- 18:41Speaker 1: The teeth, yeah, dead pets.
- 18:44Speaker 4: Okay, Yeah, I mean I have the ashes of.
- 18:50Speaker 3: Oh, I have a lot of ashes around the house.
- 18:52Speaker 1: That's normal.
- 18:53Speaker 3: Yeah, but.
- 18:55Speaker 2: Can you ask the crematorium to give you the teeth.
- 18:58Speaker 1: To pull out the teeth before in the move? Oh god, Yeah,
- 19:02Speaker 1: that's weird a little bit. Yeah. Although I gotta say
- 19:05Speaker 1: I love Titus's face in his teeth. He's so cute.
- 19:08Speaker 1: I'm not saying he should keep his teeth, God forbid,
- 19:11Speaker 1: but yeah, oh well.
- 19:12Speaker 3: Hey, the music video for Harry Style song Dance No
- 19:16Speaker 3: More dropped yesterday. We have a clip, right, I gotta
- 19:25Speaker 3: I really enjoyed his concert film.
- 19:28Speaker 2: Yeah, he's so talented.
- 19:30Speaker 3: I watched it start to finish and then went back
- 19:32Speaker 3: and watched it again.
- 19:34Speaker 2: He's amazing.
- 19:34Speaker 3: Yeah, and Kentucky Derby winner Golden Tempo will not run
- 19:40Speaker 3: the Preakness, which means there will be no Triple Crown
- 19:42Speaker 3: winner this year. The strainers say he needs.
- 19:45Speaker 1: More rest a big win.
- 19:48Speaker 3: Yeah. Can we talk about Katy Perry for a second.
- 19:53Speaker 3: I saw this story pop this morning and apparently Katy
- 19:58Speaker 3: Perry is going to headline should be the musical performer
- 20:01Speaker 3: at the F one event in Bajan. Now does that
- 20:07Speaker 3: mean that her producers, her management team went to her
- 20:11Speaker 3: at one point and said, oh, good morning, Katie. Listen,
- 20:15Speaker 3: We've tried everything, but we got you Ajon. Like I'm
- 20:22Speaker 3: trying to understand, Like how there's an F one event
- 20:28Speaker 3: in are Bajeon and Katy Perry is the musical performer.
- 20:33Speaker 1: But F one is a big deal.
- 20:36Speaker 3: Yes, but there are F one events everywhere. Okay, we
- 20:41Speaker 3: got you. You know what's funny, Lisa in Miami?
- 20:45Speaker 1: Yeah, I had this story's weekend. Yeah. I didn't give
- 20:49Speaker 1: the story to Bill as a possibility for the report,
- 20:51Speaker 1: and then you just came up with it. I didn't
- 20:53Speaker 1: know you wanted to.
- 20:53Speaker 4: Cover with the Katy Perry Yeah, yeah, I just thought
- 20:55Speaker 4: it was fascinated with her weird met Gala outfit.
- 21:00Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, the matter.
- 21:03Speaker 1: Well, she also had some weird things happened recently, some
- 21:06Speaker 1: man accusations. Yeah, yeah, things like that. So yeah, she's
- 21:10Speaker 1: an old friend.
- 21:10Speaker 13: Kay, it's Katy Perry and I'm hanging with Billy Costa.
- 21:15Speaker 3: Okay, Celts had a dismal end of the season. We
- 21:18Speaker 3: can all agree on that. While the head of operations
- 21:20Speaker 3: commented last.
- 21:22Speaker 14: Night, I talked to Jalen Monday a little bit after.
- 21:26Speaker 14: He just real quickly and was nothing but positive. He
- 21:32Speaker 14: has not expressed those frustrations to me. We've been here
- 21:36Speaker 14: ten years together, and I do think that, you know, obviously,
- 21:40Speaker 14: I love JB, and everybody around here loves JB. And
- 21:44Speaker 14: you know, I think, just like any of our other guys,
- 21:46Speaker 14: as we get to the end of the season, I'll
- 21:49Speaker 14: be here and my door is always open if anybody
- 21:52Speaker 14: ever wants to come in and talk about it and
- 21:54Speaker 14: talk about you know, their team, their place, whatever the
- 21:58Speaker 14: case may be. I'm all here, and that would be
- 22:01Speaker 14: one through sixteen, not just you know, not just Jalen,
- 22:06Speaker 14: not just Jason, not just the guys that have been here.
- 22:09Speaker 3: Yeah, Jalen Brown at the end of the season or
- 22:11Speaker 3: was always over the season. Well, we'll see how you doing, Brad.
- 22:15Speaker 3: He got a fifty thousand dollars fine for taking shots
- 22:18Speaker 3: at the refs and just didn't end happily for JB.
- 22:22Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 22:23Speaker 3: Red Sox shout out the Tigers, which means they complete
- 22:26Speaker 3: a three game sweep and I think that's their first
- 22:28Speaker 3: sweep of the season.
- 22:30Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they look good. De Troy not the best team,
- 22:32Speaker 1: but well we'll take it, though.
- 22:34Speaker 3: We'll take it the way this season has been going,
- 22:36Speaker 3: We'll take it. Nicks beat the Sixers again. They're up
- 22:39Speaker 3: two games zip in the series. Timberwolves and Spurs are
- 22:42Speaker 3: tied at one game apiece. Can I do it now?
- 22:44Speaker 4: This?
- 22:44Speaker 3: Do I have time?
- 22:46Speaker 1: Yeah? You skipped over the Jalen Brown sound, so we
- 22:48Speaker 1: have plenty of time.
- 22:49Speaker 3: Now, Okay, it's fine. You couldn't just let it go,
- 22:53Speaker 3: you could. You know, I'm in here doing my best.
- 22:56Speaker 3: We are a lot of content. We've got a lot
- 22:59Speaker 3: I know, the katie for you.
- 23:00Speaker 1: A little bit, ye, a little bit, but you know,
- 23:02Speaker 1: Jalen did respond to Brad. I did pull the sound.
- 23:04Speaker 1: It's okay, we don't have to play it. We're past
- 23:06Speaker 1: that now, but now we have time for the now this.
- 23:08Speaker 3: And we have a whole show ahead of us. Yeah,
- 23:10Speaker 3: whole show ahead of us.
- 23:11Speaker 1: You know what, if there's a problem after the show,
- 23:13Speaker 1: just come to my door. It's always open, a knock,
- 23:16Speaker 1: always open.
- 23:17Speaker 3: Okay, so well documented on The Billion Lisa Morning Show,
- 23:21Speaker 3: right at least. Joe Anne Chang is a good friend
- 23:24Speaker 3: of the Billion Lisa Morning Show. I've known her for years.
- 23:26Speaker 4: Yeah, she used to do the the Rosie's Place event
- 23:29Speaker 4: with us. She would cater it with slon Maria Russo.
- 23:31Speaker 3: Yeah, and she's got very popular flower bakery locations.
- 23:34Speaker 2: All over we know Christopher Meyers her husband.
- 23:37Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, well, this morning we find out that's Swirly
- 23:41Speaker 3: the ice cream cone mascot.
- 23:43Speaker 12: Well.
- 23:44Speaker 2: I follow her on Instagram. She kept posting about it. Yeah,
- 23:47Speaker 2: we need to find the cone. The ice cream.
- 23:49Speaker 3: Cone possibly kidnapped, although somebody I think spotted it in
- 23:53Speaker 3: the window of a college dormitory.
- 23:55Speaker 1: Yeah, it was spotted in a window, correct. But you
- 23:58Speaker 1: know how big this story is. It's on the national
- 24:01Speaker 1: my national wire. It made national news, and she's looking
- 24:05Speaker 1: for Swirly.
- 24:06Speaker 3: So if you see a large plastic ice cream cone, somewhere.
- 24:10Speaker 2: Yes, it might not be theirs.
- 24:12Speaker 3: Yeah, you can contact us, so we can contact Joanne.
- 24:16Speaker 1: Yes, we don't have her phone number, but we'll do
- 24:18Speaker 1: the best. Imagine Bill does always work with it doesn't
- 24:21Speaker 1: have a number.
- 24:22Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm trying to find where I put Okay, okay,
- 24:25Speaker 3: We're going to get joe Anne Chang hopefully this morning
- 24:28Speaker 3: on the show. We love her groundbreaking Asian Americans like
- 24:31Speaker 3: Very Wang and and Joan No.
- 24:38Speaker 1: No help them.
- 24:41Speaker 3: Joanne Chang is pulling from the family recipes again this week.
- 24:46Speaker 3: Are my most famous dumplings? See now you're thankful I
- 24:53Speaker 3: skipped the Jaln Brown sound. We have time to do that.
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- 25:22Speaker 3: I wait, so we're talking about crazy ways you've been
- 25:24Speaker 3: broken up with or crazy ways you've broken up with
- 25:27Speaker 3: someone And this was all triggered by Kesha, who went
- 25:31Speaker 3: on call her and Daddy to talk about a big breakup.
- 25:35Speaker 3: Shoe remembers, I've only gotten.
- 25:37Speaker 5: Dumped actually one time, and it's because the guy was
- 25:40Speaker 5: dating I kind of like thought he was probably a star,
- 25:45Speaker 5: and I was like, I'm just gonna like test the theory.
- 25:47Speaker 5: And so I went to the eras like after the
- 25:50Speaker 5: TWI there's a little party, and I was just like,
- 25:52Speaker 5: I'm gonna pop in take my girlfriend. I'm not gonna
- 25:56Speaker 5: take the boyfriend.
- 25:57Speaker 2: Just see how this goes.
- 25:58Speaker 5: We were together for a year and a half. That
- 26:01Speaker 5: dude came over the next day, dropped the keys off,
- 26:07Speaker 5: and that was that.
- 26:08Speaker 2: I was like, have you no shame?
- 26:09Speaker 5: Like couldn't you wait like eleven days or something? Him
- 26:12Speaker 5: being like so angry with you, You're like tantrum, I
- 26:17Speaker 5: mean over if you're gonna do it over anybody, Taylorship.
- 26:20Speaker 3: Honestly, Yeah, you didn't get to go to the party.
- 26:23Speaker 2: And he was upset, was pouting.
- 26:27Speaker 4: So it sounds to me like he was what she
- 26:29Speaker 4: thought he was. Yes, yeah, and she caught him.
- 26:33Speaker 1: She was right, you got to you gotta wait a
- 26:35Speaker 1: few days here, you know, the next day, it's obvious
- 26:38Speaker 1: it was very odd. I would have waited a little bit.
- 26:40Speaker 2: Yeah, I had a guy.
- 26:41Speaker 4: This is like before you know, I mean I was
- 26:44Speaker 4: married for Tony divorced, but this was like before that.
- 26:46Speaker 2: I was dating this guy.
- 26:48Speaker 4: And I remember I said I was going home to
- 26:50Speaker 4: Pennsylvania to visit some relatives and stuff.
- 26:52Speaker 2: And my uncle and my aunt caused me.
- 26:54Speaker 4: She's like, so and so called this this person, this
- 26:57Speaker 4: man looking for you, like he like was looking through
- 27:01Speaker 4: like the phone book and like called her and I
- 27:05Speaker 4: was looking for me, And my aunt goes, this is weird,
- 27:09Speaker 4: like this is Stockersh.
- 27:11Speaker 2: And then it was over.
- 27:14Speaker 3: He didn't trust you. He was confirming that that's really
- 27:17Speaker 3: he really went.
- 27:18Speaker 4: Yeah, he was like oh, And my aunt was like,
- 27:21Speaker 4: this is crazy.
- 27:22Speaker 1: That's a red flag for sure. Stockersh.
- 27:24Speaker 3: Yeah. I wonder how many other people he called with
- 27:26Speaker 3: the same name before he landed on your own.
- 27:28Speaker 1: I have no idea. So I had a girlfriend and
- 27:37Speaker 1: she didn't dump me herself. She had her new boyfriend,
- 27:41Speaker 1: the guy that she left me for call me and
- 27:43Speaker 1: basically punk me and tell me that it was his
- 27:47Speaker 1: girl now. And so, you know, I thought to myself
- 27:50Speaker 1: when he called me and told me this I didn't
- 27:52Speaker 1: know what he I was like yelling back at him, like, well,
- 27:54Speaker 1: you know, it was a big fight. But then I
- 27:56Speaker 1: kind of got to look at what he looked like.
- 27:57Speaker 1: He was much bigger than me.
- 27:59Speaker 3: I kind of just took al on the hell yeah, yeah,
- 28:01Speaker 3: he didn't want to beat down.
- 28:03Speaker 1: Yeah. I guess she didn't want to tell me yourself,
- 28:05Speaker 1: you know. So she had this guy called me. He's like,
- 28:07Speaker 1: that's my girl.
- 28:08Speaker 15: Now.
- 28:09Speaker 3: Yeah, I bet you'd like to have this guy see
- 28:11Speaker 3: you now.
- 28:12Speaker 1: I don't know where he is now. Problem with me now, buddy, Yeah,
- 28:14Speaker 1: I don't know where she is now. But yeah, she
- 28:16Speaker 1: couldn't do it herself.
- 28:18Speaker 5: You know.
- 28:18Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm trying to remember. I think I, well, we
- 28:22Speaker 1: know you don't you know we have I'm the dumper. No,
- 28:25Speaker 1: I don't think you've ever dumped anyone in your life.
- 28:27Speaker 2: Oh no, there was a woman with the smelly cream.
- 28:33Speaker 2: He called me from Mexico.
- 28:34Speaker 1: Right, But did you tell her why you were dumping her?
- 28:38Speaker 2: Didn't?
- 28:38Speaker 15: He just.
- 28:40Speaker 2: No, he sent her away like literally they.
- 28:43Speaker 4: Were on vacation together and and he may have some
- 28:47Speaker 4: story and then he asked her to leave, like I
- 28:50Speaker 4: can't even believe it.
- 28:51Speaker 3: Well, there was a whole movie scent of a woman.
- 28:54Speaker 2: They were in Cabo.
- 28:55Speaker 3: The scent, the scent of the person just I couldn't
- 28:59Speaker 3: take another day of it.
- 29:00Speaker 1: What did it smell like?
- 29:01Speaker 3: I don't know it was it. It was kind of
- 29:05Speaker 3: like a rancid you know.
- 29:07Speaker 2: He literally called me and he goes, I don't know
- 29:10Speaker 2: what to do. I can't go back to the room.
- 29:12Speaker 4: And I said, well, why don't you just look at
- 29:14Speaker 4: like in her toiletries and just take the cream.
- 29:21Speaker 2: Or something, just throw it.
- 29:22Speaker 3: Away, find it in the gift shop.
- 29:24Speaker 1: So take us there, Okay, So I'd rather not. No, please,
- 29:27Speaker 1: You're there with this person and you're next to them,
- 29:31Speaker 1: and you smell this scent. You don't know what it
- 29:33Speaker 1: is or you knew right away was a cream?
- 29:36Speaker 6: It?
- 29:36Speaker 3: Yeah, it definitely wasn't a perfume or a cologne or
- 29:41Speaker 3: you know.
- 29:42Speaker 1: And it was so overbearing that you couldn't be with
- 29:45Speaker 1: her anymore.
- 29:46Speaker 3: I don't think i'd attached the word overbearing. It just
- 29:49Speaker 3: didn't agree with my senses, you know, And I'm like,
- 29:53Speaker 3: this is even mean, And I just wanted to go home,
- 29:59Speaker 3: and I did, but I called Lisa before standing. I
- 30:04Speaker 3: was I'll never forget. I was working out in the
- 30:06Speaker 3: gym at the hotel and I stepped outside because it's
- 30:09Speaker 3: rude to use your phone in the gym, and I
- 30:11Speaker 3: stepped outside to call. He said, none of it. I said,
- 30:14Speaker 3: I've got a situation here. I just I can't imagine
- 30:20Speaker 3: another night. And again, it was a beautiful woman. Yeah,
- 30:28Speaker 3: she just sent of a woman.
- 30:30Speaker 1: Yeah, you didn't like it.
- 30:31Speaker 2: He didn't take my advice. You should have just taken
- 30:34Speaker 2: my advice.
- 30:35Speaker 3: I forget what your advice.
- 30:38Speaker 2: And just yeah, just throw it away.
- 30:39Speaker 1: And then when she takes a shower, it washes it off,
- 30:41Speaker 1: and then you would have been good.
- 30:42Speaker 3: I imagine if she found it in the waist bucket,
- 30:47Speaker 3: you have.
- 30:48Speaker 2: Walked it out of the room.
- 30:50Speaker 4: But instead he sent her away. He made up some story,
- 30:53Speaker 4: like some SOB story.
- 30:54Speaker 3: And family emergencies.
- 30:55Speaker 1: Oh my god, you pulled the family emergency card. Bill,
- 31:00Speaker 1: What are you doing?
- 31:01Speaker 5: Well?
- 31:01Speaker 1: That's a good one. Can anyone beat that story? Good one? Bill?
- 31:03Speaker 10: I once got dumped over a Costco hot dog. My
- 31:06Speaker 10: son and I were shopping and my boyfriend came and
- 31:09Speaker 10: joined us, and he said, let's go eat. I'm hungry.
- 31:11Speaker 10: I said, okay, when we're done, shopping. We'll go eat,
- 31:13Speaker 10: he kept asking, let's go eat. I'm like, okay, we're
- 31:15Speaker 10: almost done shopping. So we ate a hot dog.
- 31:17Speaker 3: Great.
- 31:18Speaker 10: A week later, we had a fight and he said,
- 31:19Speaker 10: you know what, you don't care about my needs. When
- 31:21Speaker 10: we were at Costco. I told you I was hungry
- 31:24Speaker 10: and you didn't care. You didn't care that I needed
- 31:26Speaker 10: to eat, and you broke up with me. That was
- 31:29Speaker 10: a long time coming. That wasn't the only thing, but
- 31:31Speaker 10: I guess that was the final straw over a hot dog.
- 31:35Speaker 1: I mean, I gotta be honest. Costco hot dogs are
- 31:37Speaker 1: pretty good. Oh yeah, they're legendary yea. And cheap too,
- 31:41Speaker 1: and they cook them up.
- 31:42Speaker 2: There no on that it's on a little roller, the
- 31:44Speaker 2: roller thing.
- 31:45Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 31:45Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know they're good enough to break
- 31:46Speaker 1: up with somebody, but I love a go to Costco dog.
- 31:49Speaker 6: I was with this girl for years and we were
- 31:51Speaker 6: driving someplace and she saw me smiling. She's like, what
- 31:56Speaker 6: are you smiling about? And I was like, oh, I
- 31:57Speaker 6: really don't want to tell you. She's like, come on,
- 32:00Speaker 6: So I told her. You know, the lottery was like
- 32:01Speaker 6: two hundred and seventy million. I was just thinking, what
- 32:03Speaker 6: I would do if I won. And she's like, well,
- 32:06Speaker 6: you're not gonna win anyways, And my reply was, you
- 32:09Speaker 6: know what, my one little smile today you had to ruin.
- 32:12Speaker 6: I really don't think this is working out. We never
- 32:14Speaker 6: saw each other again.
- 32:19Speaker 4: Wow, I remember there's another there's another billy story too, what.
- 32:25Speaker 12: You know?
- 32:25Speaker 1: What is this for the air?
- 32:27Speaker 3: Maybe I should get clearance on this.
- 32:28Speaker 2: Foot store talked out of people.
- 32:30Speaker 3: Yeah, publicly?
- 32:32Speaker 4: Yeah, and like this person was wearing nylons and.
- 32:36Speaker 1: Oh yes, oh sorry, okay, what must be all right, Michelle?
- 32:41Speaker 3: No names.
- 32:42Speaker 1: Your wife just must feel so much more rusher.
- 32:44Speaker 3: Yeah, no names. Okay.
- 32:47Speaker 15: I'm at a wedding and it had to be ninety
- 32:52Speaker 15: eight degrees right, it's the same wedding, right, extremely hot
- 32:58Speaker 15: about it and a T shirt. You would be sweating, right,
- 33:00Speaker 15: it's outside in the baking sun.
- 33:04Speaker 3: And this woman. I guess people were looking to connect that.
- 33:10Speaker 1: I don't know, but was it like a first date?
- 33:13Speaker 1: To date?
- 33:14Speaker 3: People just are like, oh up, you know, oh, you
- 33:18Speaker 3: guys would be great together. But showed up in black
- 33:23Speaker 3: nylon leggings and like, and I'm thinking you need some ventilation,
- 33:30Speaker 3: you know what I mean? It's ninety eight degrees. There's
- 33:33Speaker 3: not even a brief. Yeah, there was an after the
- 33:37Speaker 3: wedding party.
- 33:39Speaker 1: Yeah, so the whole time you with her and you
- 33:42Speaker 1: hang hold on, you're hanging out with her, but you
- 33:44Speaker 1: can't stop focusing on the not line.
- 33:45Speaker 3: I don't even think I was hanging out, but I
- 33:47Speaker 3: knew people were thinking this could be something, and I'm like, oh,
- 33:57Speaker 3: he didn't like I was send her away too. I
- 34:01Speaker 3: was dreading what if we do end up tonight going on,
- 34:13Speaker 3: Oh my gonna get passive.
- 34:15Speaker 1: I didn't see this coming for this topic.
- 34:19Speaker 10: I've so far the stories.
- 34:22Speaker 1: There's something wrong with me, something wrong with you know, Michelle.
- 34:26Speaker 1: Your wife must be perfect.
- 34:27Speaker 2: Yeah, she has to be, because yeah, she is.
- 34:30Speaker 3: More than perfect.
- 34:31Speaker 1: Honey, It's not you, it's me. Yes, we know, we
- 34:37Speaker 1: know that, all right. We heard from Bill his craziness.
- 34:40Speaker 1: We want to hear from you. Give us a call
- 34:42Speaker 1: eight seven seven six one seven eight or leave us
- 34:45Speaker 1: a talk back. I see them coming in right now.
- 34:47Speaker 1: Can you beat Bill's crazy story? He's a lunatic. Good morning, guys,
- 34:51Speaker 1: especially Billy. Listen.
- 34:52Speaker 14: This one time, I was just reading my signed copy
- 34:55Speaker 14: of the Taste of Boston and I was going to
- 34:57Speaker 14: recipes and all of a sudden, my.
- 35:00Speaker 1: Boyfriend came down and freaked out and dumped me.
- 35:02Speaker 14: And it's like, it's not that weird to be reading
- 35:05Speaker 14: a Taste of Boston and a Speedo.
- 35:09Speaker 4: Now it's topic time with Billy and Lisa in the Morning.
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- 35:29Speaker 1: Is he okay?
- 35:31Speaker 3: Dot com?
- 35:32Speaker 1: Is it wait? Is it more stories?
- 35:34Speaker 9: Good Morning?
- 35:35Speaker 13: I would personally enjoy if we kept hearing Billy's stories
- 35:39Speaker 13: of break up in or bad.
- 35:41Speaker 7: They're pretty funny, especially when Lisa laughed that hard.
- 35:44Speaker 4: No, it's I can't because there's a there's another layer
- 35:47Speaker 4: to the story about the nylons.
- 35:49Speaker 2: They had runs in them. That was the other reason.
- 35:53Speaker 1: Okay, for people just tuning in, we're talking about ways
- 35:56Speaker 1: you've been dumped or dumped other people. She had a
- 35:59Speaker 1: couple of stories, one of which a woman he was
- 36:01Speaker 1: going to be set up with was wearing nylons and
- 36:04Speaker 1: a ninety degree day and he couldn't let it go.
- 36:06Speaker 4: He couldn't let it go. And then he said that
- 36:07Speaker 4: they also had they had runs in the we'll stop
- 36:10Speaker 4: it there. And then there was one there's another, there's
- 36:12Speaker 4: another part two of the cream lady.
- 36:15Speaker 1: Oh. So the first one was this, you were away
- 36:17Speaker 1: with someone.
- 36:18Speaker 2: He was in Cabo, say.
- 36:20Speaker 1: Stop, okay, and my cream that you didn't like the
- 36:24Speaker 1: smell of the scent was yeah, and you sent with me.
- 36:27Speaker 1: You sent her away, belly.
- 36:29Speaker 14: What the hell You couldn't just ask her not to
- 36:32Speaker 14: use that cream?
- 36:33Speaker 7: You dumped her in Cabo?
- 36:37Speaker 14: Oh my god.
- 36:38Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that was bad. There was another there's part
- 36:41Speaker 2: two though, of this story.
- 36:43Speaker 3: That I'm just going home.
- 36:45Speaker 2: Yeah, I have to say, I'm not even going.
- 36:47Speaker 1: I'm going to go to the boat.
- 36:49Speaker 4: The other thing that made him uncomfortable was that she
- 36:52Speaker 4: showing up and that she had packed edible underwear.
- 37:03Speaker 1: That was a red flag. That'd be a flag for me.
- 37:06Speaker 3: No, I was creating a distance.
- 37:13Speaker 2: She was opening the door.
- 37:16Speaker 1: Oh okay, I understand that. My god.
- 37:19Speaker 3: I'm sweating.
- 37:19Speaker 1: Yeah, because he didn't, because the scent was making you
- 37:22Speaker 1: not hungry.
- 37:25Speaker 3: Okay, I need a shower, like the shower downstairs at
- 37:30Speaker 3: the gym is at work.
- 37:31Speaker 1: It does work, My god, Wow, all right, let's get
- 37:34Speaker 1: back to the nylons here, we go back.
- 37:35Speaker 2: To the black nylons for a minute.
- 37:37Speaker 1: Stop.
- 37:37Speaker 13: I feel like that wasn't the hard stuff, Like there
- 37:40Speaker 13: must have been something else that Billy was focusing on.
- 37:43Speaker 7: I mean, he couldn't get past. Like was she wearing
- 37:46Speaker 7: open toad sandals with a black nile?
- 37:50Speaker 3: Yeah, that would have been back the open sandals would
- 37:52Speaker 3: have been a red flag. Yeah I can't. I'm not normal, Okay,
- 37:58Speaker 3: I have serious issues.
- 38:00Speaker 1: Yes you do.
- 38:00Speaker 3: My dad never spoke to me, not a single conversation.
- 38:04Speaker 1: It always.
- 38:07Speaker 3: It shows itself once in a while.
- 38:09Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, all right, here we go.
- 38:10Speaker 7: I had a guy who is a lot more religious
- 38:13Speaker 7: than I was many years ago. He wanted me to
- 38:15Speaker 7: go on and retreat, a four day retreat. I go
- 38:18Speaker 7: on to retreat. He comes to pick me up at
- 38:20Speaker 7: the end where he's driving me back home, and he
- 38:23Speaker 7: proceeds to tell me that he actually met someone when
- 38:27Speaker 7: he was dropping me off who was dropping off her boyfriend.
- 38:31Speaker 7: And then he ended up hooking up that weekend. And
- 38:34Speaker 7: I never saw him again. But I know a lot
- 38:36Speaker 7: of wonderful people at the retreat have a great day.
- 38:38Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's good. That's a plus. I just wasn't hungry.
- 38:45Speaker 1: You had the disgusting smell. I mean I wouldn't be
- 38:49Speaker 1: hungry either. I mean, I'm down for edible underwear, but
- 38:51Speaker 1: I kind of get your your point.
- 38:53Speaker 13: Then yeah, hey, it's there for me. And well, I
- 38:55Speaker 13: don't have any personal stories. My cousin got dumped in
- 38:58Speaker 13: the most nightmarish situation, so I feel like all of
- 39:01Speaker 13: you from Ask Jesuits can understand, and that she's on
- 39:04Speaker 13: vacation on Martha's Vineyard with her boyfriend and they got
- 39:08Speaker 13: in a fight and he was like, I can't do
- 39:10Speaker 13: this anymore, and he dumped her on the day that
- 39:14Speaker 13: they were leaving. So they still had to ride the
- 39:17Speaker 13: ferry together and then drive from Wood's Hole all the
- 39:20Speaker 13: way back to New Hampshire together and I just can't.
- 39:23Speaker 3: Oh my god. And the drive.
- 39:26Speaker 1: Oh that actually reminds me. I have a friend that
- 39:29Speaker 1: broke up with his person in Italy on vacation and
- 39:34Speaker 1: they had to fly back from Italy sitting next to
- 39:37Speaker 1: each other broken up. Wow. Yeah that was that was ugly.
- 39:42Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm guilty of ghosting a guy after I went
- 39:44Speaker 7: out to eat with him and ordered some pizza and
- 39:47Speaker 7: he ate it with a fork.
- 39:51Speaker 1: Well, if the pizza's really hot, well.
- 39:54Speaker 3: Yeah, sometimes with pizza you need a knife and fork.
- 39:57Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 39:57Speaker 3: It's very droopy and cheesy. Yeah, because it's the minute
- 40:02Speaker 3: you pick up it laps down and.
- 40:03Speaker 2: I mean you could like fold it right.
- 40:06Speaker 1: Yeah, what if it comes out steaming hot? I'm starving.
- 40:09Speaker 2: Yeah, the first.
- 40:11Speaker 1: Couple of bites the knife and you don't want to flap.
- 40:15Speaker 1: Nobody wants to flap. No, yeah, the cream lady doesn't
- 40:18Speaker 1: want to.
- 40:20Speaker 11: I dumped a guy I moved to Colorado with because
- 40:27Speaker 11: the Patriots are playing Thursday night football and he chose
- 40:30Speaker 11: a bar for a happy hour that h didn't have
- 40:33Speaker 11: any TVs.
- 40:34Speaker 2: Yup, okay Patriots fan?
- 40:37Speaker 1: Yeah I guess so, boy Bill. I don't know if
- 40:41Speaker 1: any of these stories beat yours.
- 40:42Speaker 3: They don't.
- 40:43Speaker 1: They really don't. People want to just keep hearing more anymore.
- 40:47Speaker 3: No, I'm going to keep them to myself from now.
- 40:49Speaker 13: Yeah.
- 40:49Speaker 1: You might be getting some text today from some people.
- 40:51Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, you really not quite the person.
- 40:58Speaker 1: Oh no, you can't tease.
- 40:59Speaker 2: Him now, there's there was another whole situation.
- 41:02Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I can't wait to hear it off here.
- 41:06Speaker 2: I know it was about Billy.
- 41:07Speaker 1: Oh yeah, can you? Can you share it on my
- 41:09Speaker 1: after show? Maybe?
- 41:10Speaker 2: Maybe?
- 41:10Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe that's not regulated by the FC, you know
- 41:13Speaker 1: what I mean.