Latest / The Ben Maller Show / The Fifth Hour: Mickey Mouse Maller
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Kutbooms.
- 0:02Speaker 2: If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes
- 0:05Speaker 2: a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants
- 0:09Speaker 2: of the old republic, a sol fashion of fairness. He
- 0:12Speaker 2: treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the
- 0:15Speaker 2: rich pill poppers.
- 0:16Speaker 1: In the penthouse.
- 0:18Speaker 2: Wow to clearing house of hot takes, break free for
- 0:21Speaker 2: something special. The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now.
- 0:28Speaker 1: In the air everywhere.
- 0:32Speaker 3: The Fifth Hour with Me, Ben Maller and Danny g Radio,
- 0:36Speaker 3: who is out doing his thing. He'll pop in at
- 0:39Speaker 3: some point this weekend as we are hanging out together.
- 0:43Speaker 3: The weekend begins today right now at this mall mead.
- 0:47Speaker 1: As it is the twenty seventh day of June.
- 0:49Speaker 3: We celebrate National Bingo Day today and we learned.
- 0:55Speaker 1: When I saw it was National Bingo Dances.
- 0:57Speaker 3: Well, I occasionally played bingo, and I said, where did
- 1:01Speaker 3: this originate? And it actually is from Italy bingo in
- 1:05Speaker 3: the fifteen hundreds, although it was a little different than
- 1:09Speaker 3: the modern version, but it was an Italian lottery game.
- 1:14Speaker 3: So they actually started as a lottery in Italy, and
- 1:18Speaker 3: then a couple hundred years later there was a French
- 1:21Speaker 3: game that took what they had in Italy, the bingo game,
- 1:26Speaker 3: and turned it into the modern era which is still
- 1:30Speaker 3: used today. The card that has twenty seven numbers, nine columns,
- 1:34Speaker 3: three rows and all that.
- 1:35Speaker 1: So that was a couple hundred years later.
- 1:38Speaker 3: I don't have the exact details on the lottery in
- 1:40Speaker 3: Italy from the fifteen hundreds. And then there was a
- 1:44Speaker 3: opportunistic toymaker in the early nineteen hundreds, about one hundred
- 1:49Speaker 3: years ago, nineteen twenties, who discovered people playing a card
- 1:54Speaker 3: game called bino, not Bingo Bino at a carnival in Atlanta,
- 2:01Speaker 3: and that was in they estimate around nineteen twenty nine.
- 2:04Speaker 3: So then they in nineteen thirty like, wait a minute,
- 2:07Speaker 3: we can say make some money. So this toymaker, Edwin Lowe,
- 2:11Speaker 3: said all right, we're going to market this thing, and
- 2:14Speaker 3: off to the races we went. And that was in
- 2:16Speaker 3: the nineteen thirty so about one hundred years ago. And
- 2:19Speaker 3: of course now you can play bingo on your phone
- 2:24Speaker 3: or wherever it's it's literally everywhere now. I did go
- 2:27Speaker 3: to a bingo game about about a year ago.
- 2:32Speaker 1: I think it was a year ago. I think I
- 2:34Speaker 1: talked about it on the show.
- 2:35Speaker 3: So one of my wife's friends they played bingo on
- 2:38Speaker 3: a semi regular basis, and so I went down there
- 2:41Speaker 3: to the church. There was a church Friday night bingo
- 2:45Speaker 3: and I sh had a good time, which I believe
- 2:48Speaker 3: means I'm getting old. I thought it was fun. They
- 2:50Speaker 3: had like an app you could futs around on your
- 2:52Speaker 3: phone or you could do the card thing with the
- 2:55Speaker 3: highlighters and all that. But I had a good time,
- 2:57Speaker 3: and I'll probably play bingo again, but not too often.
- 3:01Speaker 3: So on this podcast we have it's a Mickey Mouse
- 3:04Speaker 3: kind of operation. The word of the week, the word
- 3:08Speaker 3: of the week, and it's all about the chocolate. We'll
- 3:12Speaker 3: get to that. We have some foodie fun and who
- 3:14Speaker 3: knows what else will pop up on this podcast, but
- 3:16Speaker 3: we begin with this. So it is a Mickey Mouse
- 3:22Speaker 3: kind of operation. So a couple months ago, yours truly
- 3:26Speaker 3: did something I'm very good at. I complained about the
- 3:30Speaker 3: prices of Disneyland.
- 3:31Speaker 1: I came up in conversation. I'm not exactly sure how
- 3:35Speaker 1: it came up.
- 3:36Speaker 3: Might have been because our friend, the FSR Tech Queen
- 3:41Speaker 3: has a Disney pass and she goes all the time
- 3:43Speaker 3: and she posts photos and all that stuff, and I
- 3:46Speaker 3: got on my soapbox and started ranting and raving about
- 3:51Speaker 3: how expensive it is at the Magical Kingdom. Despite living
- 3:56Speaker 3: relatively close, relatively close to to Disneyland, rarely go. It's
- 4:03Speaker 3: just too expensive and it's not worth the money and
- 4:05Speaker 3: all that stuff. Well, an eagle eared not ied, an
- 4:09Speaker 3: eagle eared listener felt pity on this quagmire, and so
- 4:16Speaker 3: I would like to tip the microphone to Ken in
- 4:20Speaker 3: South Oce.
- 4:21Speaker 1: You know, Ken has been a long.
- 4:22Speaker 3: Time supporter of the Overnight Show and has been with
- 4:27Speaker 3: the show for many, many years.
- 4:30Speaker 1: I didn't realize this at the time, but I met Ken.
- 4:33Speaker 3: Came to the infamous Baker's Field Malar meet and greet,
- 4:38Speaker 3: which was next level. That was the one that was
- 4:42Speaker 3: thrown by Rod, the ambassador of Bakersfield, and it was
- 4:47Speaker 3: a rip roaring good time. I had a great meal,
- 4:50Speaker 3: went to the Bakersfield Blaze game and it was blazing.
- 4:55Speaker 3: We closed down this minor league team in Bakersfield. We
- 4:58Speaker 3: had a good time. It was fun, I very hot,
- 5:02Speaker 3: a lot of crazy things. Air Force Andrew got kicked
- 5:06Speaker 3: out in the second inning and then tried to sneak
- 5:09Speaker 3: back in to the game, which was, which was interesting. Anyway,
- 5:14Speaker 3: Ken had been there. I didn't reach it.
- 5:15Speaker 1: I didn't realize that he had reached out to me.
- 5:18Speaker 3: It's been a long time p won of the show,
- 5:21Speaker 3: and he said, hey, listen, you know I I can
- 5:27Speaker 3: invite you. I would like to invite you to come
- 5:30Speaker 3: to Disneyland as my guest can may or may not
- 5:33Speaker 3: work there, and so I think he does, but in
- 5:38Speaker 3: fact I know he does.
- 5:39Speaker 1: Anyway, so at first now I did not respond right away.
- 5:44Speaker 1: I did not.
- 5:44Speaker 3: I did not recognize the random account. I get a
- 5:48Speaker 3: lot of very interesting messages that pop up on my
- 5:52Speaker 3: direct messages, and some I want to scream at. Some
- 5:56Speaker 3: I just delete immediately. They come in all shapes and sizes.
- 5:59Speaker 3: I don't even know who most of these people are.
- 6:02Speaker 3: Sometimes I see some names that I recognize. So anyway,
- 6:06Speaker 3: he sends me a message on Facebook, and I'm a
- 6:08Speaker 3: little slow on that, so I didn't respond right away.
- 6:12Speaker 3: I get a lot of messages every day. Many of
- 6:15Speaker 3: them are you know, you're an a hole. I'd just
- 6:18Speaker 3: say that, you know, you rip my favorite player. Others
- 6:21Speaker 3: are I like that that was a good segment. Or
- 6:24Speaker 3: then there's people that are like, hey, you got a
- 6:27Speaker 3: speeding ticket and you didn't pay for it.
- 6:29Speaker 1: You know, the scam artists. So it's all all kinds,
- 6:33Speaker 1: as I said.
- 6:34Speaker 3: So I did not respond right away, and I thought
- 6:38Speaker 3: originally I was getting punked. It turns out it was legit.
- 6:41Speaker 3: So we then played a game of tag trying to
- 6:44Speaker 3: work out the logistics, which is always the hardest part, right,
- 6:47Speaker 3: I don't want to inconvenience Ken. Ken's like, hey, I
- 6:49Speaker 3: want you to come to Disneyland, but I want to
- 6:52Speaker 3: work with his schedule and I have some things playing,
- 6:55Speaker 3: and so, long story longer, the planets all lined up
- 7:00Speaker 3: up this past weekend and it was on like Disney Kong.
- 7:06Speaker 1: It was me and the wife flashed back to our childhood.
- 7:10Speaker 3: We met Ken over there at Disneyland and had a
- 7:14Speaker 3: wonderful time.
- 7:15Speaker 1: It was a really fun day.
- 7:18Speaker 3: It was a long day, but it was a fun
- 7:21Speaker 3: day at the happiest place on Earth, the Magical Kingdom,
- 7:25Speaker 3: and it.
- 7:25Speaker 1: Was packed wall to wall with humanity.
- 7:29Speaker 3: Although may I point out it is interesting to note
- 7:33Speaker 3: that since Disney now tracks exactly who can go and
- 7:39Speaker 3: who's allowed in and who's not allowed in, you had
- 7:41Speaker 3: to have a reservation and all that stuff. It is
- 7:43Speaker 3: not nearly as busy as I remember it when I
- 7:46Speaker 3: was a kid, because I used to have a pass
- 7:49Speaker 3: because it was really cheap when I was growing up
- 7:52Speaker 3: to get a pass to Disneyland if you lived in
- 7:55Speaker 3: Socoal So I would go on a regular basis.
- 8:00Speaker 1: And during the summer in June, July and August, oh
- 8:07Speaker 1: my god, it was.
- 8:09Speaker 3: Bumper to bumper. You couldn't no elbow room. Now it
- 8:14Speaker 3: was busy. I don't want to make it seem like
- 8:15Speaker 3: it wasn't busy, but it was manageable. It was manageable humanity,
- 8:21Speaker 3: unlike back in the olden days where they would have
- 8:24Speaker 3: overflow crowds and they need people to leave and all
- 8:27Speaker 3: that stuff. So we took out the machete, if you will,
- 8:32Speaker 3: the imaginary machete, and navigated our way through the mass
- 8:35Speaker 3: of people.
- 8:36Speaker 1: Now, the key to Disney we've learned over the years,
- 8:39Speaker 1: is the locker.
- 8:40Speaker 3: Whether you go to Disneyland or Disney World, you've got
- 8:43Speaker 3: to have the locker in the right place, the right
- 8:46Speaker 3: part of the park. And in Disneyland, there's California Adventure,
- 8:50Speaker 3: there's Disneyland, and so you have to figure out you
- 8:52Speaker 3: want the locker and which part do you want the locker,
- 8:55Speaker 3: and we chose Disneyland because that's our rog favorite. You
- 9:00Speaker 3: got the snacks, you got the water, you got the
- 9:02Speaker 3: backup chargers, all that stuff. And I learned this long
- 9:05Speaker 3: ago that success in life, whether it's even going just
- 9:09Speaker 3: to Disneyland or working your job, ninety percent is preparation
- 9:14Speaker 3: and only about ten percent is perspiration, meaning you should
- 9:17Speaker 3: always overprepare and then just go with the flow and
- 9:22Speaker 3: hope it it's all for nothing. That's my mantra, Like
- 9:25Speaker 3: when I get ready for the Overnight show, even this podcast,
- 9:29Speaker 3: way too much preparation, way too much preparation. But my
- 9:33Speaker 3: philosophy is I don't want to be caught flat footed.
- 9:39Speaker 3: I know from doing radio shows early on, where sometimes
- 9:43Speaker 3: you wing it and.
- 9:44Speaker 1: Oftentimes it's fine.
- 9:45Speaker 3: There's a lot of people that don't do any prep
- 9:47Speaker 3: and you can tell who they are because it sounds
- 9:50Speaker 3: like it, but you know there are people that can
- 9:52Speaker 3: pull it off. But generally speaking, my philosophy.
- 9:56Speaker 1: Has always been I'm gonna be overprepared.
- 9:58Speaker 3: I want to be ready to go so I don't
- 10:01Speaker 3: need to depend on any crutches. The people I work
- 10:05Speaker 3: with who sometimes show up and sometimes don't. Sometimes they're engaged,
- 10:08Speaker 3: sometimes they're not engaged.
- 10:09Speaker 1: The phones.
- 10:11Speaker 3: I don't want to be dependent on the phones, which
- 10:12Speaker 3: which actually worked out because we went about ten days
- 10:15Speaker 3: with the phones not working. So we went about almost
- 10:19Speaker 3: two weeks with no phones.
- 10:21Speaker 1: But it was fun.
- 10:22Speaker 3: They show didn't miss a beat because we had plenty,
- 10:26Speaker 3: plenty of content ready to go right.
- 10:29Speaker 1: So again, always overprepair. Hopefully you don't need it.
- 10:33Speaker 3: But you do it. And so I'm like, that's what
- 10:35Speaker 3: I did with Disney. So we started out actually at
- 10:37Speaker 3: California Adventure and.
- 10:40Speaker 1: Packed in.
- 10:43Speaker 3: The cool thing that you know, even though it was
- 10:46Speaker 3: was packed and there was a lot of people there.
- 10:47Speaker 3: The cool thing that I like is going to Disneyland
- 10:50Speaker 3: during the summer is like going to a zoo. It's
- 10:53Speaker 3: the Disney zoo. You're not going to see an elephant,
- 10:56Speaker 3: not a real one. You're not going to see a draft,
- 10:59Speaker 3: not a real one. You won't see any rhinos. It's
- 11:02Speaker 3: a human zoo.
- 11:04Speaker 1: It's like a Whitman's sampler.
- 11:07Speaker 3: And the great thing about us people is become in
- 11:10Speaker 3: all shapes and sizes, right the fat people, skinny people,
- 11:13Speaker 3: young people, old people, people from here there, everywhere, all
- 11:17Speaker 3: different backgrounds right, the Rainbow Coalition.
- 11:20Speaker 1: It doesn't matter.
- 11:21Speaker 3: Everyone's all just hanging out and happily emptying their wallets for.
- 11:26Speaker 1: Disney merch that's overpriced and food and all that.
- 11:31Speaker 3: Now, as far as the rides are concerned, the first
- 11:35Speaker 3: ride we started out og this is a classic Pirates
- 11:40Speaker 3: of the Caribbean.
- 11:42Speaker 1: I love it.
- 11:43Speaker 3: It's calm, it's dark, the line moves pretty fast. It's
- 11:50Speaker 3: a classic Disney experience, and it flashes back to it,
- 11:53Speaker 3: and it was a timeless classic. I flashed back to
- 11:56Speaker 3: when I was eight years old and I'd run around
- 12:00Speaker 3: with my brother and we'd run through all the rides
- 12:02Speaker 3: and we'd try to go on Pirates of the carib
- 12:04Speaker 3: Mean as many times as we can, because there was
- 12:06Speaker 3: never any line in those days. As far as snacks
- 12:09Speaker 3: are concerned, since Ken hooked us up, we're like, we're
- 12:14Speaker 3: gonna go big on the snacks. We're gonna spend our
- 12:16Speaker 3: money on the stand. So we went big. We had
- 12:18Speaker 3: I had a Mickey Mouse pretzel, not bad, not bad.
- 12:22Speaker 3: My wife went with the Truro. I had one of those. Also,
- 12:25Speaker 3: the six dollars bucket of popcorn, not the fifteen dollars bucket.
- 12:28Speaker 3: With the souvenir container, six dollar bucket of popcorn, had
- 12:32Speaker 3: the iconic Disney corn dog and Chips Delicious Chef's Kiss
- 12:39Speaker 3: right wonderful.
- 12:41Speaker 1: I had that.
- 12:42Speaker 3: Some of the other rides we went on, I didn't
- 12:44Speaker 3: take notes on everything. One of the Jungle Book crews
- 12:48Speaker 3: because why not, Indiana Jones. Those rides are side by
- 12:53Speaker 3: side the Haunted Mansion, Ooh spooky.
- 12:58Speaker 1: We went on Monsters Inc. In California Adventure.
- 13:01Speaker 3: The reason we did that is because the wife's friends
- 13:07Speaker 3: came and they have Disney passes. And then one of
- 13:10Speaker 3: my wife's friends brought her her daughter who's like seven
- 13:14Speaker 3: years old, and so we were like, we got to
- 13:17Speaker 3: do some kids stuff. So we did Monsters Inc. Astro
- 13:20Speaker 3: Blasters and it's a small world for the kid, it's
- 13:25Speaker 3: a sacrifice.
- 13:26Speaker 1: Now, the coolest ride is the newest.
- 13:30Speaker 3: Ride that we had not been on, so went to
- 13:33Speaker 3: last time, went to Disneyland. Star Wars Land had just opened. Fact,
- 13:37Speaker 3: we went with Wrecket Ralph Ralph Irvin, who you might
- 13:41Speaker 3: remember if you're a fan of Fox Sports Radio. Ralph
- 13:44Speaker 3: a friend of mine and he lives in Vegas now.
- 13:48Speaker 3: But Ralph had a hook up and so we went
- 13:50Speaker 3: and hung out and told stories about.
- 13:52Speaker 1: The Mighty six ninety and all that stuff, and Ralph.
- 13:54Speaker 3: Was great, very kind, And so we went to Star
- 13:57Speaker 3: Wars Land went on the Millennial Falcon ride. But this
- 14:01Speaker 3: time we went on the Rise of the Resistance, right,
- 14:03Speaker 3: which I'm assuming was not open. Was not open the
- 14:07Speaker 3: last time we were at at Disneyland, and it was
- 14:10Speaker 3: It was great fully immersive ride, and man was it.
- 14:15Speaker 1: It was just perfect. I don't know where that was hiding.
- 14:19Speaker 3: I had not heard about that, but man, alive, that
- 14:23Speaker 3: was outstanding. They nailed it. They who made it, But
- 14:29Speaker 3: whoever made it, they absolutely dominated. It is really really good,
- 14:35Speaker 3: and I have a feeling that all future rides are
- 14:38Speaker 3: going to be almost exactly like that in one way
- 14:41Speaker 3: or another. I turned the page on that time. Now
- 14:45Speaker 3: for the word of the week. The word of the
- 14:49Speaker 3: week now, the word of the week this week is
- 14:51Speaker 3: a term that is often used in military jargon.
- 14:56Speaker 1: It's it's used for punctuality.
- 15:00Speaker 3: Ship shape refers to something being clean, tidy, well organized,
- 15:06Speaker 3: and it means listen, you're neat your orderly right, your appearance.
- 15:12Speaker 3: If you're in the military. Mentioned my son in the
- 15:15Speaker 3: military now joining the marines and you got to have
- 15:17Speaker 3: that ready.
- 15:18Speaker 1: To go and all that stuff.
- 15:20Speaker 3: So the word of the week is ship shape, which
- 15:23Speaker 3: again means neat, tidy, in excellent order and all that stuff.
- 15:28Speaker 3: It actually it's birthplace was in Britain. It is a
- 15:33Speaker 3: British term ship shape, and it stems from the British
- 15:39Speaker 3: maritime industry and it has continued. It goes back to
- 15:44Speaker 3: the historical domination of the British Navy and the merchant
- 15:50Speaker 3: fleets from Britain, and so it has obviously evolved over
- 15:56Speaker 3: the term. You know, the years that we've used the term,
- 15:59Speaker 3: the term shipshape originally was ship shapen and that that
- 16:05Speaker 3: older version goes all the way back to the sixteen forties,
- 16:10Speaker 3: and think about that, that is an.
- 16:13Speaker 1: Insane amount of time.
- 16:15Speaker 3: So in the sixteen forties they had that it was
- 16:18Speaker 3: directly combined the noun ship with shapen.
- 16:24Speaker 1: Meaning obviously shaped and all that stuff.
- 16:27Speaker 3: And the implication was it was formed or arranged in
- 16:31Speaker 3: the manner of a ship where the you know, back
- 16:35Speaker 3: in those days in the sixteen hundreds, this was the
- 16:38Speaker 3: way to get around the world, right if you go
- 16:40Speaker 3: out in the ship and you didn't know how long
- 16:41Speaker 3: you were going to be on the ship. You didn't
- 16:43Speaker 3: know what the weather was going to be like, but
- 16:45Speaker 3: space was limited. That's obvious. You don't need me to
- 16:48Speaker 3: tell you that. So and also when you're on a
- 16:51Speaker 3: boat for a long time, there's hygiene issues because there's
- 16:57Speaker 3: nowhere to throw your trash other than just throw it
- 17:00Speaker 3: over the side. But you need everything you have to
- 17:02Speaker 3: have for the whole trip, and so neatness and.
- 17:04Speaker 1: Proper stowage were essential, right.
- 17:09Speaker 3: And over time, the term shipshapen got shaved away and
- 17:14Speaker 3: it was shortened to shape because you know that end
- 17:17Speaker 3: at the end is a problem.
- 17:19Speaker 1: And so even to this day. That was the mid eighteenth.
- 17:23Speaker 3: Century, it went from ship shapen to ship shape, and
- 17:28Speaker 3: still to this day.
- 17:29Speaker 1: I mean word that started.
- 17:30Speaker 3: The first evidence of that term in written form was
- 17:36Speaker 3: in sixteen forty four, so I mean think about sixteen
- 17:40Speaker 3: forty four.
- 17:41Speaker 1: It was in a dictionary.
- 17:44Speaker 3: And here we are all these years later, and still
- 17:47Speaker 3: we end up using the word.
- 17:49Speaker 1: Not not all the time, obviously.
- 17:51Speaker 3: But there it is the word of the week. The
- 17:55Speaker 3: word of the week is ship shape.
- 17:59Speaker 1: So turning a.
- 18:00Speaker 3: Page on that, there's something that that kind of I
- 18:04Speaker 3: don't know.
- 18:05Speaker 1: If it got my attention, got my dander up? Is
- 18:07Speaker 1: that a phrase? I got my dander up? I've used
- 18:09Speaker 1: that phrase before.
- 18:10Speaker 3: So the shopping going around I went to I saw
- 18:13Speaker 3: some of this at Disney California Adventure, some of the
- 18:19Speaker 3: stores in Downtown Disney, I think it was Downtown Disney.
- 18:23Speaker 3: And then every time I've gone out to restaurants or
- 18:26Speaker 3: different shopping things, I've seen Dubai chocolates.
- 18:31Speaker 1: So I got to bug up. Mike took us. I
- 18:33Speaker 1: was like, why, all of a sudden, in the last
- 18:38Speaker 1: year we have seen these do Bai chocolates being marketed
- 18:42Speaker 1: all over America? Like, what is behind that?
- 18:46Speaker 3: So I fell down a rabbit hole and we can
- 18:50Speaker 3: blame tick talk. That's right, we can blame TikTok for
- 18:57Speaker 3: the overwhelming saturate of Dubai chocolate. Literally, the craze started
- 19:05Speaker 3: in the US because of social media, and it is
- 19:10Speaker 3: a masterclass in viral marketing. First of all, And you
- 19:16Speaker 3: gotta have a story, right, You gotta have a story.
- 19:18Speaker 3: That's one of the things we've talked about in previous
- 19:20Speaker 3: episodes of the show is that even restaurants, they have
- 19:26Speaker 3: to have the story, like you, mom and pop started
- 19:28Speaker 3: here and they it was a small restaurant in the
- 19:31Speaker 3: garage and then it grew and it became this massive
- 19:34Speaker 3: thing and it was amazing and all that stuff.
- 19:37Speaker 1: So anyway, here here's the origin story, if you will.
- 19:42Speaker 3: It started on TikTok and there was a handcrafted bar
- 19:48Speaker 3: from a chocolate tier in Dubai, and the chocolate in
- 19:54Speaker 3: Dubai was layered with pistachio cream and it had it
- 19:58Speaker 3: was it was a pastry and had different things mixed in,
- 20:01Speaker 3: but the flavor was inspired by this Middle Eastern dessert
- 20:05Speaker 3: which was mostly only consumed in the Middle East. So
- 20:09Speaker 3: there was a fifteen second that's it, fifteenth TikTok. People
- 20:14Speaker 3: have no attention span, So a fifteen second TikTok video
- 20:18Speaker 3: showed the Ui Guy pistachio center and there was a
- 20:24Speaker 3: snap to it that was satisfying.
- 20:26Speaker 1: When you bite into it. But it had the Ui
- 20:27Speaker 1: Gui center.
- 20:29Speaker 3: And that video got one hundred and twenty million views,
- 20:33Speaker 3: and that began. That was the seed that began the
- 20:38Speaker 3: global obsession. Now keep in mind the numbers are doctored
- 20:42Speaker 3: on social media, in my opinion, so one hundred and
- 20:44Speaker 3: twenty million, there's a lot of people I'm gonna go
- 20:48Speaker 3: out and a limit say it was not actually one
- 20:49Speaker 3: hundred and twenty million people. Nonetheless, the original Dubai Chocolateeer
- 20:56Speaker 3: Dubai bar was only sold in Dubai.
- 21:00Speaker 1: And it was only made in these limited batches and
- 21:02Speaker 1: all that.
- 21:02Speaker 3: So that made it unique, that made it exclusive, that
- 21:06Speaker 3: gave it this mystique.
- 21:09Speaker 1: Remember the story, right, It's all about the story in marketing.
- 21:13Speaker 3: And then some opportunistic business people realized, hey, we can
- 21:19Speaker 3: capitalize on this. We can sell Dubai chocolate to major
- 21:25Speaker 3: American businesses and they'll buy it because we've got a
- 21:31Speaker 3: nice backstory, we've got a uniqueness, the mystique that it's
- 21:35Speaker 3: only available in the Middle East, and this exclusive do
- 21:39Speaker 3: buy chocolate tear and everyone in the world's gonna want this.
- 21:43Speaker 3: And so some marketing people went to these, you know,
- 21:47Speaker 3: these big conventions were it's like, remember years ago, there
- 21:52Speaker 3: was a soft serve, there was frozen yogurt that were
- 21:57Speaker 3: the fat it's a fat, right, is it a trender?
- 21:59Speaker 1: Is it a fat? These things come along as everyone's
- 22:01Speaker 1: selling chicken.
- 22:02Speaker 3: Fingers for a while and then right now it's Dubai chocolates,
- 22:05Speaker 3: and so some marketing people were able to capitalize on
- 22:09Speaker 3: that TikTok video.
- 22:11Speaker 1: They put up a presentation, a webinar if you will.
- 22:15Speaker 3: Next thing, you know, you've got major American companies like
- 22:18Speaker 3: Trader Joe's, Crumble Cookies, Costco, Shake Shack, I can go
- 22:24Speaker 3: on on that have either used Dubai chocolate or reimagined
- 22:30Speaker 3: Dubai chocolate. Right, it's essentially just milk, chocolate, pistachio.
- 22:35Speaker 1: And crunch.
- 22:35Speaker 3: Those are the three building blocks of the Dubai chocolate
- 22:39Speaker 3: and that became synonymous for luxury.
- 22:44Speaker 1: And you know, obviously it's a trend in all that stuff.
- 22:47Speaker 3: But it started with the TikTok and then some marketing
- 22:52Speaker 3: people sold it to these businesses and now it is
- 22:56Speaker 3: standard in the United States that people have Dubai chige.
- 23:01Speaker 1: And I didn't copy it.
- 23:03Speaker 3: They've added to it. They've mixed in rice crispies, and
- 23:10Speaker 3: it's a culinary blank canvas. Where as long as you
- 23:14Speaker 3: use the term Dubai, as long as you get the
- 23:18Speaker 3: term Dubai.
- 23:18Speaker 1: In there, oh you're good. And it is so popular
- 23:25Speaker 1: that there were some stories. I don't know if this
- 23:26Speaker 1: is true or not. It might be just urban legend. However,
- 23:29Speaker 1: there were.
- 23:30Speaker 3: Stories that said that the demand for Dubai chocolate, which
- 23:35Speaker 3: is based on chocolate and pistachio, that the global pistachio
- 23:41Speaker 3: market was disrupted because of this, and the prices swored,
- 23:48Speaker 3: and the supply chain was a supply chain shortage.
- 23:54Speaker 1: And even read.
- 23:55Speaker 3: Some stories when I fell down this rabbit hole, that
- 23:59Speaker 3: there were some imitation imitation pistachios. There were ripoff fake
- 24:09Speaker 3: pistachio sellers do buy chocolate sellers. There was like a
- 24:13Speaker 3: black market for pistachios. You can't make it up. You
- 24:19Speaker 3: cannot make it up. You imagine how'd you make your money? Well,
- 24:22Speaker 3: I sold pistachios, but not real pistachios, fake ripoff pistachios.
- 24:28Speaker 1: I don't even know what that means.
- 24:30Speaker 3: All right, moving on time now for some food he fun.
- 24:33Speaker 3: Hooray for food he fun. It's all about the food
- 24:36Speaker 3: he fun. All right, So first up on foody fund.
- 24:39Speaker 3: These are some random food stories not related to Dubai chocolate. Well,
- 24:44Speaker 3: McDonald's for our Canadian brothers and sisters, for Nico and
- 24:50Speaker 3: all the other fine listeners in Vancouver and all over Canada.
- 24:53Speaker 3: McDonald's has added mcpizza bytes. The bisc off mcflurry and
- 25:00Speaker 3: more items inspired to the Canadian Canadian.
- 25:06Speaker 1: Menu, so.
- 25:09Speaker 3: You better run out to to Mickey D's all across Canada.
- 25:15Speaker 3: They have a Teriaki chicken sandwich inspired from Japan. They
- 25:21Speaker 3: have a big Rosty I believe I'm mispronouncing that it's
- 25:24Speaker 3: a beefy burger featuring hickory smoke, bacon, processed cheese, cheese sauce,
- 25:31Speaker 3: and a hash brown.
- 25:33Speaker 1: All right, so they just put the hash brown on it.
- 25:35Speaker 3: And from Italy it's the Mick Pizza bytes, which look
- 25:40Speaker 3: like they're just a little mozzarella, tomato sauce, pizza dough
- 25:46Speaker 3: a tossed together.
- 25:47Speaker 1: What are those? I forget the name.
- 25:48Speaker 3: There's a there's a brand. They look very similar to
- 25:52Speaker 3: the brand the bisc off mcflurry. They say it's from Belgium.
- 25:55Speaker 3: I thought it was from Delta Airlines, but you can
- 25:58Speaker 3: get that at McDonald's. They've got biscp cookie crumbs, saft
- 26:02Speaker 3: serve swirl together, a Belgium favorite.
- 26:06Speaker 1: They say, the biscop that actually looks really good, that
- 26:09Speaker 1: is solid.
- 26:10Speaker 3: They have garlic Mayo style sauce representing the UK and
- 26:15Speaker 3: sweet tangy chili dip from Australia.
- 26:19Speaker 1: So those are some of the items.
- 26:21Speaker 3: On the McDonald's internationally inspired food items that they've added.
- 26:28Speaker 3: Red Lobster has introduced a seafood boil. They're having their
- 26:34Speaker 3: Crabfest events, so knock yourself out with that. Applebee's has
- 26:39Speaker 3: added all you can eat boneless wings, chicken tenders and
- 26:44Speaker 3: riblets for a limited time, so hit up your Apple
- 26:47Speaker 3: Bee's and Buffalo Wild Wings has added bottomless apps for
- 26:53Speaker 3: a limited time only.
- 26:55Speaker 1: Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding.
- 26:57Speaker 3: Yeah, they have decided to keep up with the crave.
- 27:02Speaker 1: Of the food nation there. The company has.
- 27:06Speaker 3: Reclassified bottomless apps starting at nine. This actually began began
- 27:14Speaker 3: yesterday and you can have endless rounds of two appetizers
- 27:18Speaker 3: at a time, including mazzarella sticks, onion rings, fried pickles,
- 27:24Speaker 3: quaso and chips and salsa.
- 27:27Speaker 1: So knock yourself out.
- 27:30Speaker 3: So for twenty dollars, you can go in there get
- 27:34Speaker 3: mazzarella sticks and chips and salsa.
- 27:37Speaker 1: Or onion rings and just go for it.
- 27:40Speaker 3: Just absolutely knock yourself out. Now, I'm assuming the position
- 27:47Speaker 3: that Buffalo Wild Wings will use the same trick that
- 27:51Speaker 3: Olive Garden and the others use when they have the
- 27:54Speaker 3: all you can eat thing that when you want a
- 27:58Speaker 3: new plate of food, they're very slow, very.
- 28:03Speaker 1: Slow to bring you the food.
- 28:06Speaker 3: And they suddenly stopped coming around all that much.
- 28:10Speaker 1: You know.
- 28:10Speaker 3: They're like, we'll get to you when we get to you,
- 28:13Speaker 3: you know, so it's harder.
- 28:15Speaker 1: To get the refills, if you know what I'm saying.
- 28:20Speaker 3: Arby's has introduced a new Angus cheese steak and they
- 28:25Speaker 3: say they're taking their beef game to the next level.
- 28:29Speaker 1: I like the extended winner.
- 28:31Speaker 3: How dare you Angus cheese steak available? Participating in location?
- 28:35Speaker 3: It looks pretty good. That's one of those things.
- 28:38Speaker 1: I can make a.
- 28:40Speaker 3: Wonderful cheese steak at home. Don't need to go to
- 28:43Speaker 3: Arby's for the cheese steak. Taco Bell has partnered up
- 28:48Speaker 3: with Tony Hawk, which I think he's my age. Good
- 28:52Speaker 3: for him and Taco Bell and skating legend Tony Hawk
- 28:56Speaker 3: introducing his personal take on build your your own lux
- 29:01Speaker 3: Cravings Box. Okay, wonderful, So you can partner up there,
- 29:07Speaker 3: Tony Hawk, knock yourself out, all.
- 29:10Speaker 1: Right, we'll get out on that.
- 29:11Speaker 3: Have a wonderful rest of your Friday if you're listening early.
- 29:15Speaker 3: If not, I hope you had a great Friday, because
- 29:17Speaker 3: people listen whatever, and maybe you're listening on Saturday or
- 29:21Speaker 3: on Sunday. We'll have new podcasts those days. But we
- 29:24Speaker 3: thank you for being part of the show, supporting the
- 29:26Speaker 3: Overnight Show, and we'll catch you next time. Later, skater
- 29:34Speaker 3: Asta pasta
- 29:36Speaker 1: Gotta murder, I gotta go.