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EMAILS AND UPDATES WITH THE WANNA BE AUNT FUCKER · CALL ME MISTRESS

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  Hi, welcome to the latest episode, Call Me Mistress.
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  I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, and today it's just me.
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  Thank you for joining. Now I was going to tell you I
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  have gotten a few different emails and they're always
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  interesting. I have one from Sissy Patty.
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  She said she loves the podcast and she thought the one on
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  blackmail was extremely hot. Well, just in case you all have
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  not listened to that one, I will tell you the simple fact that I
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  blackmail my Sissy. That's exactly what he wants and
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  he is one of several that has the fetish of being blackmailed.
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  Now I will say that there's certain levels to blackmailing
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  someone and sometimes, you know, you can go very light and
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  sometimes you can go pretty extreme.
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  So extreme would be, I'm going to send lovely pictures and
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  videos to your mother and father or your coworkers.
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  And some less extreme blackmail would be I'm going to send a
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  screenshot of you professing that you're a Sissy to one of
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  your friends. Something a little less extreme.
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  Yeah. I don't always go to the
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  blackmail realm with everything because once your secret is out,
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  it's done. And you know, he's gotten to the
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  point where he outs himself so much when he gets drunk.
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  Life has a way of working things out for you.
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  Now I did have that gentleman call me a few months ago at the
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  end of summer and you know, he gave me all this information and
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  I was able just to get so much of it just by looking up the
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  telephone number and you know, his address.
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  And then next thing you know, I have his sister's information
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  and his brother's information. And I mean, he was more than
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  willing to give me the information to his past ex
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  wives. So why not, right?
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  That's what he wanted and he ended up paying me very well.
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  So that's exactly what he wanted and he got it.
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  Now on a different note there is another e-mail from Arya and
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  they said hi mistress, thanks for the pictures.
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  I sent him pictures, him or her pictures of my ass because he
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  said I'll have to let you know that.
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  I would love to know anything about you doing face sitting or
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  having one smell your asshole or farts on a slave or toilet slave
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  and all these lovely little things.
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  And I will say that again, my Sissy slave wants to eat my shit
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  and he wants to be completely humiliated and made to eat it
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  and then lick my ass. Now we haven't branched down
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  that Ave. just yet. I am OK with it.
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  I just think it's really extreme and although it's something he
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  claims to want, I think you can really do a lot of talking about
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  wanting it and then it comes down to the notch and I don't
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  think he can do it. But that's just my opinion.
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  Now, I will say that we've had that one gentleman, AJ come to
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  see us. And you know, I, I say this all
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  the time, you know, a shit eater when you see a shit eater.
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  And they're usually guys who don't bathe on a regular basis,
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  who have dirty fingernails, who usually do not wear Cologne.
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  And they have all these things about them that just kind of
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  says, hey, I don't mind being dirty.
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  Now with my Sissy, I just can't see that because, you know, he
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  always smells nice and looks good.
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  But I think more with him, it's more of the actual humiliation
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  degradation. Now, I will say that Liv and I
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  saw a gentleman the other night in the dungeon and I don't think
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  I've wanted to punch someone so badly in quite some time.
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  So he came to the dungeon in hopes of getting pegged using
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  the back bed and using the milking machine.
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  Now this guy came in and I asked him where he was actually from
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  and, and he told me that he was actually from Russia.
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  He didn't look Russian to me. I asked him if he was Persian,
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  but he said no, he was from Russia.
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  He's 6 foot 3, olive complexion, dark hair.
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  I mean, he looks, he looks Iranian.
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  He does he, he looked Persian. He didn't look, you know, at all
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  Russian, which I'm cool with anyone's nationality.
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  I don't care what country you come from, what skin color you
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  are. I have, I have no care
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  whatsoever. But Needless to say, he didn't
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  have a Russian accent, which was again, unusual.
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  No, he spoke English pretty well.
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  I mean, English is a harder language, but he spoke it pretty
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  well. And so I tried to explain to him
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  that typically for a first time individual coming to the
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  dungeon, a one hour session is always best.
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  You know, you don't have to rush it.
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  It's a nice one hour. You can do one good kink or one
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  good fetish and just call it a day.
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  You don't have to do all of it all at once.
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  So it made me think that he really was just here for a very
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  short time. But he said that he lived here
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  and that that he was here indefinitely for a while.
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  So I don't know, I think maybe he would just put it off for a
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  while and he finally decided to come and then he wanted to get
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  it all done at once. But we had the vac bed set up
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  and I told him, I said, you know, you're 6 foot three, it's
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  going to be a little difficult because you're going to have to
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  adjust your legs. And the vac bed is typically
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  built for someone not over 5 foot 10511 Max.
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  So anyway, so he was a little uncomfortable, but he managed
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  well. He adjusted.
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  And I mean, anyone for first meeting someone who just comes
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  into a room they've never been in and to get in a vac bed to
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  where you have 0 control says volumes.
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  I mean, it really does. Like he didn't give a fuck.
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  I said to him, I was like, you know, you're really very
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  attractive. You're a sexy guy.
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  And he's young. He's like 24, okay, he's sexy, I
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  get it. But he's like, instead of saying
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  thank you, he said, yeah, I know arrogance is the one thing that
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  will piss me off with someone. That's why I wanted to punch
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  him. So men, just food for thought.
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  It's always nice to get a compliment.
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  And when you do take the compliment, don't add in.
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  Oh, well thank you. I know you're absolutely right
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  by telling me I'm sexy as fuck. And that's what I told him.
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  I said, well, you're sexy as fuck because who wouldn't like a
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  big tall guy that obviously has beautiful skin and Gray hair.
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  But the kicker of it all, this was the best part.
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  So he'd never done an enema. And I said, well, you know, you
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  can't really do pegging without having an enema.
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  It's just gross. You're always going to hit shit.
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  It's disgusting. And ultimately the just the
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  deciding factor here was I said, well, let's just skip to the vac
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  bed. You can get in the vac bed and
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  we'll break out the milking machine and you can give it a
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  whirl. Now the milking machine is a
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  pain in the ass. Bottom line, when love bots
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  designed it, it's really it's a poor design.
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  One, it's not easy to clean 2 it has latex sleeves, multiple
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  sleeves in a a cylindrical tube that's difficult.
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  The end the cap always pops off. The hose that it comes with is
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  not versatile. It doesn't have a clamp to clamp
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  onto the machine, so it always pops off if you pull it in any
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  slight way. It sucks.
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  So you know, it's not the first time I've bought a Love Bots
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  product. And honestly though, it's going
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  to be the last. I bought that and I bought what
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  was called the Tremor and then they changed the name to
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  something else and then to something else and the the
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  product design, they suck. So I'm not going to support Love
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  Bots period. If you see a product from them,
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  run, don't walk, run. Don't buy shit from them.
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  They suck now on the other thing.
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  So we put him in the the vac bed.
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  Now Liv is so funny because I told her I said, look, if we use
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  this milker, you're going to have to clean the fucking tube
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  after. You have to take it all apart
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  because there's Lube in it. You can't put a condom on it
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  because it'll suck the condom It I'm just telling you it sucks.
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  As far as like cleaning it sucks and as far as sucking, it's not
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  that great. I've had different men use it.
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  It's not like it feels like a pussy.
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  It to me. It looks and feels or I don't
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  know what it feels like, but it looks and it looks like it would
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  feel like a nipple sucker, like a breast pump.
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  That's what it looks like. But anyway, I digress.
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  You go back to the fact that he's in the vac bed.
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  Now. We get the milker.
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  I set it up and Liv goes to get his Dick.
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  And he had pulled his Dick out of his undies.
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  And because he's so tall and the hole for the vac bed goes down
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  so far, it was probably four or five inches away from his Dick.
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  Now we adjust. You have to adjust.
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  You have to be accommodating. So we're trying to work with the
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  latex now. Latex is so temperamental, you
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  can tear it so fucking easily. And the vac bed, considering
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  minimum you can get a vac bed for is $400.00.
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  It's a pain in the ass too because it's you have to clean
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  it. You have to and it's not just an
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  easy clean and you can't just clean it with anything.
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  But anyway, so he's in the vac bed and she goes to get his Dick
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  out of the hole and he's got like a 5 inch Dick but it's
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  little and there's no girth to it and it's 5 inches at best.
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  She looked at me and she's like is this it?
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  And I'm like I looked at her and laughed and you can't hear
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  anything over the fucking vacuum.
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  But when we were done I talked to her boyfriend and I said you
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  know you and everyone else she's ever fucked have ruined her for
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  normal sized Dicks because this 5 inch Dick is a normal average
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  Dick. Yes, there wasn't a lot of girth
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  to it. Yes, he was a total prick, but
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  ultimately his arrogance, I mean, it outweighed every
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  situation with everything. And then afterwards he was like,
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  oh, I bet you don't get, you know, someone special like me.
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  I said, special like, you like what?
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  And he's like, well, you don't see other Russians.
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  I said, yeah, I do. Actually.
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  I see other Russian people. We're not just a state with no
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  foreigners that never fucking come here.
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  It's like, bitch, please. Anyway, I said yeah.
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  I said most of my other people from Russia, they like to come
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  either get a good beating or they like to be cross dressed.
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  And, you know, he mentioned that basically the culture is not
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  that open in Russia. And I'm like, well, yeah, I
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  mean, it is what it is. And not every country, you know,
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  is as open. I mean, I know in the UK they're
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  more open about BDSM than they are the United States.
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  So, you know, just, I don't know, his arrogance just threw
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  me off and it was annoying as shit.
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  I really don't know what other way to put it, but he just
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  thought he was so fucking special, which is, to me, is
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  hilarious in itself. Anyway, my point of it is, men,
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  don't be fucking arrogant. Just don't be fucking arrogant.
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  I had a gentleman about a year or two ago and he asked me to do
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  a scene in the dungeon and me teach him how to be a Dom.
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  And I said to him, I can't teach you how to be a Dom.
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  I can teach you how to top because you're either born a Dom
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  with the dominant personality in life or you're not and you're
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  just not. And he's one of those guys that
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  he's very passive and he's passive aggressive and he's
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  manipulative and he has these qualities that you want to punch
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  him. And he reminded me of that
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  fucking Russian last night. And so anyway, I taught him a
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  lot of things in the dungeon. And ultimately he brought his
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  girlfriend and his fiance and he just like me.
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  I don't need your help. And he went on his way doing
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  this scene. And I'm like, man, he fucked
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  that up because it's an act. It wasn't real.
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  He was doing it to appease her. And my thing of it is, don't
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  pretend to be a Dom. Don't pretend to be someone
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  you're not. And just like the guy last
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  night, he has to put up this front.
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  It's a complete facade of who he is.
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  Obviously, he's very insecure. He was hesitant about even
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  telling us about the pegging. He didn't even want to use a
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  butt plug. If that tells you something.
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  Think you want to experience your fetish?
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  You need to delve into it. You need to explore every Ave.
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  It's like a woman. If a woman wants to go get
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  Botox, then she's going to read. If she's smart, she's going to
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  read all about fucking Botox and what it can do to your body.
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  Therefore, if he wants to get pegged and men, I say this to
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  you, don't fucking eat at least six hours before your pegging
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  session. Drink plenty of water and clean
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  out your asshole with a nice good enema.
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  You can use just a sterile water or distilled water.
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  Make it easy. You don't have you have to even
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  use the saline or any other solution with medicine or
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  otherwise in it. But the point of it is if we're
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  going to use a dildo in your asshole, if you use a dildo or
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  if you use a plug or whatever else, you're going to get
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  remnants of feces. It's not pretty.
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  It's not sexy. And imagine all these hot women
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  putting a strap on on and looking sexy in their sexy BDSM
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  wear and then they get shit on their crotch or their stomach
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  from pounding your fucking sweaty dirty ass.
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  OK, just throwing that out there.
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  Now on that note, let's see, what else have we not discussed?
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  Oh, Liv and I did a fucked up Friday.
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  We're going to be posting it. It's going to be awesome.
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  I think you'll like it. And we've also started up
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  Eclipse for sale so you can get The Dirty version of it as well.
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  Our lesbian virgin Kylie, who we actually interviewed it right
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  after the party, she decided that she wanted to be on Fucked
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  Up Friday as well as participate in our clips for sale.
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  So you're going to be seeing a lot more of her, her pussy, her
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  ass and whatever else is on camera.
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  So I think you're really going to love it on Fucked Up Friday.
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  She gets a lot of electrical play from Liv and is a really
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  nice little video. So aside from that, oh, I didn't
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  even talk about that part. I forgot to tell you all that I
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  talked to Baby Tate this week and Oh my goodness.
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  So just a refresher on who Baby Tay is.
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  Baby Tay is the gentleman who contacted me several months
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  back. He's in his mid to the late 30s
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  and his aunt is like 16 years older than him.
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  He's the one who wants to fuck her and he wears diapers to the
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  whole adult baby's lifestyle and he loves it so he wears double
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  diapers every day. When he started playing with his
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  aunt, he's played with her on some level.
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  Like they masturbate in the same room together.
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  He cleans her house, he does chores for her, he buys her
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  gifts. I think she teases him on some
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  level with it so they have fun regardless.
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  Now he has bought her a breast pump, he's bought her toys and
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  lingerie, and he's taken her panties home and he has smelled
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  her panties and blah blah blah blah blah.
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  Anyway, somewhere along the lines before he started
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  involving himself with his aunt, he had this friend.
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  And this friend is a retired older gentleman who's in his,
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  like, early 60s. And he went over for a work
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  related meeting to this gentleman's house.
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  And the guy inquired with him on, I mean, he already knew his
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  lifestyle with the adult baby, but he asked Baby Tay if he
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  wanted him to change his diaper. And of course, Baby Tay's like,
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  yeah, you know, let's do it. So Baby Tay ends up letting this
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  guy change his diaper. But before he did, he let this
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  guy fuck his asshole and top him.
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  Then, of course, he goes back there on another occasion.
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  And this time, the friend, he has a retired pediatrician who's
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  a friend with him. So it's these these guys in
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  their, you know, 60s hanging out having dinner together and
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  they're bringing over this younger guy and they're changing
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  his diaper and talking to him and talking all dirty and they
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  end up fucking his mouth, fucking his ass.
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  And Baby Tay loved it. Now, he told his aunt that he
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  went over there and got his diaper changed, but that's all
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  he told her. He didn't tell her everything.
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  I guess he's too embarrassed. I don't know, but he's supposed
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  to be coming down here in January to see me, which is kind
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  of mind blowing, honestly. But I told him, I said yeah, I
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  look forward to meeting you. And he wants me to change his
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  wet diaper. And I said I'm cool with
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  changing your wet diaper, not a big deal.
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  And I figured we'd do a fun little session.
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  I'll read him a bedtime story or we can just hang out and he
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  wants to cuddle with his Mamma, Mia.
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  But I'm cool with it anyway. You look at it.
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  I'm just not changing a shitty diaper, OK?
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  And he's not into that, so it's a win win.
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  I will say that his aunt is trying to induce lactation and
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  she's also telling him that she has agreed to anal sex.
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  So she's agreed to anal sex because she said it's not as
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  intimate as vaginal penetration. Any way you look at it, she's
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  still getting fucked by her nephew.
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  She's a big hoe and he loves it and she loves it and we love it
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  because we're a bunch of fucking perverts.
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  Anyway, it's been fun. Hope to see you soon if you have
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  any other requests for what you'd like to talk about or hear
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  about. But I always appreciate the
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  support. And if you want to listen to any
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  of my bedtime stories, go on my other podcast, which is called
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  Mistress Mia's Bedtime Stories. And you can hear all these
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  lovely stories that myself, either I've written or I've had
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  Brock, right? And a lot of fun.
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  OK, so until then, this is from the latest episode of Call Me
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  Mistress.