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When You Found Out Your Spouse Wasn't Smart · The Cubby and Christine Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: You know, you're with your partner, the love of your life.
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  Speaker 1: Things are great. But over time, maybe you realize they're
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  Speaker 1: not the sharpest tool in the shed. Not the brightest bulb.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, the elevator doesn't go to the top floor. It's
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  Speaker 2: Light FM, Cubby, Christine, producer Kristen. And look, we're not
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  Speaker 2: going to just give it to the men here, are we, Christine?
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  Speaker 3: I'm not.
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  Speaker 1: We're not, right? Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But in this article we're reading, you know... It says here,
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  Speaker 2: have you ever gotten the impression that maybe your significant
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  Speaker 2: other isn't really all that smart? It doesn't mean it's
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  Speaker 2: the guy or the girl or whatever, but a viral
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  Speaker 2: social media thread has people laughing, had us laughing about
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  Speaker 2: the moment they realized their significant other might.
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  Speaker 1: Be, well, kind of dumb. A little bit.
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  Speaker 2: The decision started when a threads user asked people to
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  Speaker 2: share the exact moment they knew their partner wasn't or
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  Speaker 2: actually was a certified idiot. Thousands responded with funny and
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  Speaker 2: often bewildering stories. And we want to share some of
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  Speaker 2: the responses because we were reading these off the air
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  Speaker 2: and we were cracking up.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I almost hope this is like a joke and
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  Speaker 1: it didn't really happen.
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  Speaker 3: I think it really happened.
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  Speaker 1: Like somebody said, yes.
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  Speaker 2: He got food poisoning from a restaurant, then ate those
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  Speaker 2: very same leftovers. And I'm sure, Kristen, you can relate
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  Speaker 2: to this story. You had food poisoning a couple of
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  Speaker 2: days ago, but you did not have the leftovers. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: In fact, a lot of times when you get food poisoning,
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  Speaker 1: you're not sure where it came from, but you think
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  Speaker 1: you know where it came from.
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  Speaker 3: And you never want it again.
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  Speaker 1: And you never want that food again.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 3: Some misuses of words here when he said, I can't
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  Speaker 3: phantom why you do that instead of fathom.
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  Speaker 1: Now, notice all these comments are incorrect. The word he
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  Speaker 1: is in there. When he.
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  Speaker 3: Sorry.
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  Speaker 1: That's why I was afraid people were going to think
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  Speaker 1: we're picking on the dudes.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, we're not.
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  Speaker 1: But we're not.
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  Speaker 3: Just kind of sharing these because they're so funny.
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  Speaker 1: But another one here. When he reprimanded a child for
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  Speaker 1: eating a pizza slice folded in half, he insisted that
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  Speaker 1: it doubled the calories.
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  Speaker 3: When he didn't know the difference between 12.05 a.m. and
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  Speaker 3: 12.05 p.m. for his flight and had to buy another ticket.
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  Speaker 2: Again, these are real people that they say these are
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  Speaker 2: the quotes that they heard, and they realized, you know what?
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  Speaker 1: My partner, I don't know about them. Here we go.
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  Speaker 1: When he said, I need to decompose instead of decompress.
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  Speaker 1: You need to decompose. I plan on decomposing a little
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  Speaker 1: bit later on.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you and me both.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my gosh.
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  Speaker 2: Now, hey, while we're on the subject, Christine, I mean,
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  Speaker 2: our partners might be tuned in right now. Can you
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  Speaker 2: think of anything?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Not offhand.
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  Speaker 1: I'm thinking of the Jessica Simpson, Nick Lachey moment. Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Chicken of the sea. Definitely. Like when she said that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Like, I know this is tuna, but is this, it's
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  Speaker 1: called chicken of the sea. Right. And Nick Lachey was like, what? Yes.
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  Speaker 3: How do they get the chicken in there?
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  Speaker 2: I wish, if my wife is listening, honey, can you
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  Speaker 2: text me and let me know something I've said that
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  Speaker 2: made you.
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  Speaker 1: Realize, ah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: My hubby, I love him, but he may not be
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  Speaker 1: the sharpest tool. I'm sure she has a couple. I
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  Speaker 1: can't think of.
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  Speaker 3: That would be funny.
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  Speaker 1: But I'll give them to you after the break.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: All right. Give us a text, 44363. The light's on,
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  Speaker 1: but nobody's home.