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- 0:00Speaker 1: So there's a new competition coming out of Australia that
- 0:03Speaker 1: has people, I guess up in the arms because it's
- 0:07Speaker 1: a full blown contact sport called Run National Championship.
- 0:10Speaker 2: You hear this thing. I've seen the videos. What's it
- 0:13Speaker 2: called again? Run National Championship.
- 0:15Speaker 3: Come on, that's something snappier than that, I would think,
- 0:18Speaker 3: just so too. This is extreme collision sports.
- 0:21Speaker 2: That's right.
- 0:21Speaker 1: They have like a thirty foot mat which is made
- 0:24Speaker 1: up like a grid iron, okay, and a big guy
- 0:27Speaker 1: on each end. Not sumer wrestler big, but like linebacker big. Yes,
- 0:33Speaker 1: And they countdown and then they run as fast as
- 0:35Speaker 1: they can into each other.
- 0:37Speaker 3: Yes, they sprint into each other and collide. Last man
- 0:40Speaker 3: standing gets the trophy.
- 0:43Speaker 1: It's the dumbest thing I've ever heard of, But the
- 0:44Speaker 1: more I watch the videos, it's so violent.
- 0:47Speaker 2: It is so violent.
- 0:48Speaker 3: I mean, these are like the kind of hits you'd
- 0:50Speaker 3: see playback in the NFL year after year after year,
- 0:53Speaker 3: and it happens every time. Yeah, and no pads, no tear,
- 0:56Speaker 3: no nothing, just to just raw, like you get jacked.
- 0:59Speaker 1: Man.
- 0:59Speaker 2: Here's a couple clips. Hell that is text bool, that
- 1:12Speaker 2: is text book.
- 1:13Speaker 3: I love the Australian commentators. I know something about that
- 1:16Speaker 3: really amps it up.
- 1:17Speaker 2: You know what the.
- 1:17Speaker 1: Funny thing is, how is it textbook when this just
- 1:20Speaker 1: started apparently I really don't know, but I actually like it.
- 1:24Speaker 1: I don't like the fact that people have been hospitalized already.
- 1:28Speaker 2: Because of this.
- 1:29Speaker 3: Someone's gonna die at some point. I mean it is vicious.
- 1:31Speaker 3: When you see the video, Oh it's crazy. If you
- 1:33Speaker 3: have a chance, crew to YouTube and check it out.
- 1:35Speaker 3: Run National Championship.
- 1:36Speaker 2: It's awesome.
- 1:41Speaker 1: So Valentine's Day of course coming up on Saturday, and
- 1:43Speaker 1: Mickey Dez get on this viral food trend that are
- 1:48Speaker 1: turning heads. It's chicken nuggets covered with caviare.
- 1:52Speaker 2: Now how did this happen?
- 1:53Speaker 1: It started as a viral dish serves the US Open
- 1:57Speaker 1: last August. Okay, okay, some guy at a Korean inspired
- 2:01Speaker 1: fried food place made chicken nuggets and then put very expensive.
- 2:06Speaker 2: Caviar on top of it. And it was one hundred
- 2:08Speaker 2: bucks of plate.
- 2:10Speaker 1: Okay, and McDonald's like, you know what we can do this,
- 2:12Speaker 1: We sell McNuggets.
- 2:13Speaker 3: We just got to get hands on some caviar. So
- 2:16Speaker 3: they went out and they got a whole boatload of caviar.
- 2:18Speaker 1: And starting in three hours, thirty minutes, and seven seconds
- 2:24Speaker 1: on the website. I couldn't say it before. I'll try
- 2:27Speaker 1: it again. Mcnuggetcaviar dot com.
- 2:31Speaker 3: Okay, I got it. I think you put that in
- 2:34Speaker 3: my bookmark right now.
- 2:35Speaker 1: And you get online when that clock expires at eleven
- 2:39Speaker 1: am this morning, and you can get yourself for free
- 2:43Speaker 1: a gift card for twenty five bucks for McNuggets and.
- 2:46Speaker 2: A one outs ten of caviar. Now, this is legit caviar.
- 2:50Speaker 3: These aren't like Grimace droppings, the fish eggs we're talking here.
- 2:54Speaker 2: Now, not the cheap like buffet kind of like row.
- 2:57Speaker 1: We're talking like unfertilized sturgeon or something like that.
- 3:01Speaker 3: It's supposed to be very expensive. They got a whole
- 3:03Speaker 3: boatload they're going to hand out. They're calling it the
- 3:06Speaker 3: McNugget caviar kit.
- 3:08Speaker 2: See, this is how pandemics start.
- 3:10Speaker 3: Do we really want to go back to that, Well,
- 3:13Speaker 3: I don't know, but I would love to grab one
- 3:16Speaker 3: and you and I tried it on the show, and
- 3:17Speaker 3: that would be great for the show's sake. Yes, let's
- 3:20Speaker 3: hope eleven o'clock you said, hunh.
- 3:21Speaker 2: Yep, exactly. I'm looking at the countdown right now.
- 3:24Speaker 3: I'm on the website right I'm putting it in my
- 3:26Speaker 3: alarm here so in case I'm napping, I can wake
- 3:28Speaker 3: up and yes, dashed my McNugget caviar absolutely McNuggets. See
- 3:33Speaker 3: I told you I could.
- 3:34Speaker 2: That's all right. As long as you can eat it,
- 3:36Speaker 2: that's all we care about. Mcnugg get cabbyart dot com.
- 3:39Speaker 4: There.
- 3:40Speaker 3: If we do get it, you gotta do the traditional
- 3:42Speaker 3: pinkies up by the way, almost sampling. I don't care
- 3:44Speaker 3: if it's as McNuggets on it all right, and kids
- 3:48Speaker 3: who six seven skibboty, you know, all the stuff, all
- 3:51Speaker 3: the nonsense phrases.
- 3:52Speaker 1: Yep, yeah, it makes no sense at all. There is
- 3:54Speaker 1: a new one that's going around called chicken banana. Chicken
- 3:57Speaker 1: banana check this out.
- 4:00Speaker 4: Chicken chicken yeah.
- 4:12Speaker 2: Stop.
- 4:12Speaker 1: You know the thing of it is is like six
- 4:15Speaker 1: seven and skimvity. It really has no definition. Yeah, what's
- 4:18Speaker 1: up with them not being able to like pin things down?
- 4:21Speaker 1: I do not understand the youth of America. I really
- 4:23Speaker 1: don't think. God my kids are over thirty, soh Dave,
- 4:28Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
- 4:28Speaker 3: That's that's I swear to God. I've heard that before.
- 4:30Speaker 3: I heard that song this week, like my kid's playing roadblocks.
- 4:33Speaker 3: Maybe I don't know. Is that a bad bunny song
- 4:35Speaker 3: that I missed in the melee of the halftime?
- 4:37Speaker 2: It could have been, For all I know, I could
- 4:39Speaker 2: have been.
- 4:40Speaker 3: But apparently it's one of those things where kids are
- 4:42Speaker 3: going to like, I say, you're having a bad day,
- 4:44Speaker 3: and I was.
- 4:44Speaker 2: Like, oh, chicken banana? Oh okay, so whatever type phrase exactly?
- 4:49Speaker 3: Okay, Well what happens if you take your chicken banana
- 4:52Speaker 3: and dip it in McDonald's caveyard?
- 4:54Speaker 2: That does that work? You know what?
- 4:56Speaker 1: That might be pretty damn good, and try it if
- 4:58Speaker 1: we get it at eleven today, I'm in and banana
- 5:01Speaker 1: and caviar love it. And finally, Jet Blue, this is
- 5:04Speaker 1: a great story. It flew out of well, I was
- 5:07Speaker 1: trying to fly out of Philly to Boston, okay, okay
- 5:10Speaker 1: and back? Did They loaded the plane with all the
- 5:13Speaker 1: passengers some dude or a woman, but I'm thinking dude
- 5:17Speaker 1: now went to the bathroom and dropped an elephant sized
- 5:21Speaker 1: deuce in the airplane bathroom that was unflushable.
- 5:26Speaker 2: On an airplane. Yeah, do you know how hard it
- 5:29Speaker 2: is to have a thing that may go with that suction. Yes,
- 5:33Speaker 2: you know, when you push it, you can suck your
- 5:35Speaker 2: tie off kin it disappears immediately.
- 5:37Speaker 3: So apparently this guy dropped the number two and then
- 5:41Speaker 3: nobody wanted to clear it out.
- 5:42Speaker 2: Nobody wanted to done clog it, nobody didn't want to
- 5:45Speaker 2: work on it.
- 5:45Speaker 1: The pilot said, hell no, the flight attendants actually left
- 5:48Speaker 1: the plane.
- 5:51Speaker 2: Left the plane. What was this disgusting mummer that was
- 5:53Speaker 2: on the planet?
- 5:55Speaker 1: Me too, But I got to tell you right now
- 5:58Speaker 1: that it took them. Flight was supposed to leave at
- 6:01Speaker 1: eight forty Okay, they left at noon.
- 6:03Speaker 2: Oh my god, how bad was this? It's had to
- 6:06Speaker 2: be huge, huge, Oh god, I feel so bad. I mean,
- 6:10Speaker 2: who had to deal with that? I don't know.
- 6:12Speaker 1: But I just want to meet the person that can
- 6:14Speaker 1: drop something that can't get sucked up by the jet.
- 6:17Speaker 2: I'm telling you right now, I can hear the pilot.
- 6:20Speaker 4: Oh ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard ship Pool Airlines. This
- 6:23Speaker 4: is your pilot speaking. Yes, we've changed our name.
- 6:25Speaker 5: Why because somebody left a rather unpleasant surprise in the
- 6:28Speaker 5: laboratory in the rear of the aircraft. And you know what,
- 6:31Speaker 5: I'm gonna hold off on taking off until somebody takes
- 6:33Speaker 5: care of it. One, two, three, not INDs. It looks
- 6:37Speaker 5: like it's going to have to be one of the
- 6:38Speaker 5: flight attendants, and the flight.
- 6:40Speaker 4: Attendants have just left the aircraft. Cowards. Pay guy and
- 6:42Speaker 4: see four me, you look like you've clogged a few
- 6:44Speaker 4: toilets in your time.
- 6:45Speaker 5: Why don't you take care of that clogged toilet back there?
- 6:48Speaker 5: He ain't come on men to me a solid no, Well,
- 6:50Speaker 5: we'll never leave it. Then we don't have a choice
- 6:52Speaker 5: which airline you clog the toilet on. And I can't
- 6:54Speaker 5: believe somebody chose us.
- 6:55Speaker 2: It's been a couple of weeks since we've done this,
- 6:58Speaker 2: maybe a month.
- 6:59Speaker 1: Honestly, it's been a while, and we finally got the
- 7:03Speaker 1: penny power.
- 7:04Speaker 3: Yes, it's been a long time coming. We rounded up
- 7:07Speaker 3: our favorite little Well, if you don't know what the
- 7:10Speaker 3: penny power is, I should remind you it's been about
- 7:12Speaker 3: a month. It's the classified that circulates the Leah Velli
- 7:15Speaker 3: and beyond. Lots of businesses classifieds, you know, businesses advertising
- 7:19Speaker 3: the weares, but our favorite section, the thumbs up thumbs down,
- 7:22Speaker 3: where people send in their gripes. We focus on the
- 7:25Speaker 3: thumbs down. It's just more fun that way, so let's
- 7:27Speaker 3: hit them.
- 7:28Speaker 6: And now it's our weekly edition of Penny Power Peeves
- 7:33Speaker 6: on the Hawk Morning Rave.
- 7:36Speaker 3: All right, first of two goes, please do not blow
- 7:39Speaker 3: your nose in a restaurant while people are eating.
- 7:43Speaker 2: Go to the restroom. Gross thumbs down.
- 7:47Speaker 3: Second one says to those of you who live in
- 7:50Speaker 3: Hellertown whose garbage is blowing around when it's a windy day,
- 7:54Speaker 3: please cover your recyclables tightly so those of us who
- 7:58Speaker 3: live down the street don't keep receiving them again and
- 8:00Speaker 3: again on our lawns front and back. By the way,
- 8:04Speaker 3: we are tired of this happening time and time, year
- 8:06Speaker 3: after year. Also, please break down your boxes and tire
- 8:09Speaker 3: or tape them up. We're tired of the mess your
- 8:12Speaker 3: boxes are creating all over the place by blowing down
- 8:14Speaker 3: to our yards. Please read the town website to see
- 8:17Speaker 3: what you need to do about this.
- 8:19Speaker 2: Thank you, bumps down.
- 8:22Speaker 6: This has been Penny Power Peeves exclusively on the Hawk
- 8:26Speaker 6: Morning Rave.
- 8:27Speaker 3: We want to talk about something that happened in the
- 8:29Speaker 3: bitter cold over the weekend in Rick's backyard of Cooper's Burg.
- 8:33Speaker 2: Yeah literally two blocks away.
- 8:35Speaker 3: Yeah, the inside scoop the premiere ice cream parlor of Coopersburg.
- 8:40Speaker 3: Most people know it because of the twenty five foot
- 8:42Speaker 3: ice cream man statue that they have out front. Chip
- 8:45Speaker 3: is his name, and if you don't know, you might
- 8:48Speaker 3: know about the historical where he came from. He's like
- 8:50Speaker 3: from the fifties and seventies. They had these muffler men
- 8:54Speaker 3: all across America, like Route sixty six. They build these
- 8:58Speaker 3: huge guys, a lot of them for like mechanics. They
- 9:00Speaker 3: were muffler man holding a muffler really yeah, and they
- 9:02Speaker 3: put him outside of like the mechanic shop. It was
- 9:04Speaker 3: like a roadside attraction all across America. Most of them
- 9:07Speaker 3: are way gone dilapidated now, while they found theirs in
- 9:10Speaker 3: a junkyard in like Canada and revitalized and brought it
- 9:13Speaker 3: back as an ice cream man. So he got the
- 9:15Speaker 3: scoop in his right hand, the chocolate cone in his left,
- 9:19Speaker 3: and the wind toppled.
- 9:21Speaker 2: His ass over this weekend. It had to be one
- 9:23Speaker 2: hell of a gust to knock that thing over.
- 9:25Speaker 1: Two.
- 9:25Speaker 3: He's twenty five feet and if you haven't seen the picture,
- 9:27Speaker 3: it's great. His legs were left standing and his torso
- 9:31Speaker 3: and head came down right into the parking lot, so they're.
- 9:34Speaker 2: Going to have to do some crazy work to get
- 9:35Speaker 2: him back.
- 9:36Speaker 3: But today we went to brainstorm a little and think
- 9:38Speaker 3: about a fun little way to bring him back. As
- 9:41Speaker 3: somebody knew, what mascot or local character could you come
- 9:45Speaker 3: up with to replace Chip the ice cream man at
- 9:48Speaker 3: the inside Scoop.
- 9:49Speaker 1: I've been thinking about this for since we talked about
- 9:52Speaker 1: it yesterday. I'm gonna go with Big Boy. Oh okay,
- 9:56Speaker 1: it would work.
- 9:57Speaker 2: It would work. Here's the only problem though, there only
- 10:00Speaker 2: in Michigan. The other big Boys are clothes, so that's true.
- 10:03Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to get a big flatbed or something
- 10:06Speaker 1: that being the Big Boy back and then put them.
- 10:08Speaker 3: Up you could find them. I was thinking might be
- 10:11Speaker 3: fun to have. Do you know the Allentown Fairs mascot.
- 10:13Speaker 3: I don't think a lot of people know. It's a
- 10:15Speaker 3: big cow that walks around named Moo Donna. Come on,
- 10:20Speaker 3: Moo Donna, the Allentown Fair mascot. Not a lot of
- 10:23Speaker 3: people know. She hasn't really taken off.
- 10:25Speaker 1: You're like unbelievable Encyclopedia knowledge of the Valley Man.
- 10:29Speaker 3: I grew up here, spent a lot of time here,
- 10:31Speaker 3: and I usually go during the day with my kids
- 10:33Speaker 3: when she's roaming around. But I think Moodnna would be
- 10:35Speaker 3: a nice It would fit. She's a cow. It's dairy,
- 10:39Speaker 3: you know. They could hit up her utters for a
- 10:41Speaker 3: little extra ice cream Sunday if they run out for
- 10:44Speaker 3: they running low. She's always out there waiting. That's awesome.
- 10:47Speaker 3: So who do you guys think? Six one oh nine,
- 10:49Speaker 3: four ninety nine ninety nine is our number.
- 10:51Speaker 1: Yeah, you can Texas too if you will, but give
- 10:53Speaker 1: us a call if you missed the news.
- 10:55Speaker 3: The giant ice cream man from the Inside Scoop in
- 10:57Speaker 3: Coopersberg toppled over thanks to the weather this weekend, so
- 11:00Speaker 3: we're brainstorming coming up with a new replacement for him.
- 11:03Speaker 3: We just got a text from Ray here. If they
- 11:07Speaker 3: were to swap out Chip, I say go with the
- 11:09Speaker 3: guy from Brownie Paper Towels. He's way less creepy looking
- 11:12Speaker 3: or better yet, change the Inside Scoop to dairy Queen
- 11:16Speaker 3: and put up a statue of Sydney Sweeney. That's thinking, right,
- 11:21Speaker 3: So what do you say? Give us a call? Six
- 11:22Speaker 3: one oh nine, four ninety nine ninety nine is the number.
- 11:26Speaker 3: So who you who would you replace Chip with?
- 11:28Speaker 2: What do you think?
- 11:28Speaker 7: I believe if they cannot replace Chip, that they should
- 11:32Speaker 7: replace him with Coopersburg's greatest local resident, Rick Michael.
- 11:37Speaker 3: Yes, yes, they want people to buy ice cream, not
- 11:42Speaker 3: run away.
- 11:43Speaker 1: Well you know that.
- 11:44Speaker 7: I mean, listen, that's a chance we got to take.
- 11:46Speaker 7: But when you have a local celebrity, you got you
- 11:48Speaker 7: got to use your local celebrity. I mean, you know,
- 11:50Speaker 7: I mean just think about the grand reopening with that
- 11:53Speaker 7: thing you cutting a ribbon and you know it's not
- 11:55Speaker 7: like it's going to be some kind of squid games
- 11:57Speaker 7: kind of big statue or anything. But you know, I mean, listen,
- 12:01Speaker 7: this could work.
- 12:02Speaker 2: I really believe in it.
- 12:03Speaker 3: And if you're just joining us, we're talking about replacing
- 12:06Speaker 3: the Inside Scoops Giant ice cream Man, the infamous ice
- 12:10Speaker 3: cream parlor in Coopersburg had their knockdown thanks to the
- 12:12Speaker 3: weather over the weekend.
- 12:13Speaker 2: So getting your calls for who should.
- 12:15Speaker 3: Replace him, at least from the way stop, we got
- 12:18Speaker 3: the text board popping off right now. Someone says the
- 12:20Speaker 3: marshmallow Guy from Ghostbusters fits perfect to do make Sundays.
- 12:25Speaker 2: Someone else says they shouldress him up as.
- 12:27Speaker 3: A revolutionary war Hero for the two hundred and fiftieth
- 12:29Speaker 3: anniversary the United States, and this one's great. I love
- 12:33Speaker 3: this says, leave the legs and make a chicken man,
- 12:36Speaker 3: chicken for Coopersburg. And also, you got the coop right
- 12:39Speaker 3: across the street. Man, chicken man, Hey, chicken bananas the
- 12:44Speaker 3: new phrase kids are using, let's go chicken man.
- 12:46Speaker 2: I still like yours. Moo Donna Moodonna. Yeah.
- 12:49Speaker 3: The Allentown Fair mascot ever pulled double duty in the
- 12:51Speaker 3: off season.
- 12:52Speaker 2: Sixth nine nine. What do you think?
- 12:56Speaker 8: Well, I think it should be his younger husband.
- 13:00Speaker 7: Different outfits.
- 13:01Speaker 3: I don't know, Skip, it's his cousin. He's a little shorter,
- 13:04Speaker 3: he stands up to the wind a little better, no bigger.
- 13:08Speaker 3: I like the tall I need a tall, strapping ice
- 13:10Speaker 3: cream man.
- 13:11Speaker 4: Yeah, like.
- 13:14Speaker 8: They should upgrade his outfit. Yeah, different covers.
- 13:19Speaker 2: You know, Hey the Hawks, So who are you replacing
- 13:21Speaker 2: the ice cream man with Speedy the al Wait a minute,
- 13:29Speaker 2: you need some speedy right now? Forever Speedy the Alka.
- 13:35Speaker 3: I'm pulling him up right now. Oh you know what
- 13:37Speaker 3: he does? Kind to look for it, I will say that. Yeah,
- 13:44Speaker 3: we're talking about the inside scoops. Giant ice cream Man
- 13:48Speaker 3: Chip toppling over over the weekend, so we're coming up
- 13:50Speaker 3: with an idea to replace him with somebody something. We
- 13:53Speaker 3: just got a text here saying, how about Southern Lehigh's mascot,
- 13:56Speaker 3: the Spartan There you go, I mean Southern Lehi's right there,
- 13:59Speaker 3: right there? Yeah, picture of a Spartan on that. It would
- 14:01Speaker 3: certainly better be better than that Whitehall mascot they cooked
- 14:04Speaker 3: up a year back, Zephyr the train. You remember, that's
- 14:08Speaker 3: abomination train head and better than me. Well, that remains
- 14:14Speaker 3: to be seen. Let's hit the phones one more time.
- 14:16Speaker 3: What are you going to replace Chip with?
- 14:18Speaker 7: What?
- 14:18Speaker 8: I'm sure we can find something. I grew up now
- 14:20Speaker 8: near the leaning tower of Pisa Diner in green Brook,
- 14:25Speaker 8: New Jersey that's featured on the opening sequence of National
- 14:29Speaker 8: Amplon's Vacation. Yes as New York. So but anyhow, I
- 14:35Speaker 8: was thinking of that American pickers show Antiquarchaeology. They always
- 14:39Speaker 8: find stuff like this. The owners could get a hold
- 14:42Speaker 8: of Anti Garchaeology, the company in Iowa. They might be
- 14:46Speaker 8: able to help them find something.
- 14:47Speaker 2: I'm surprising to know that from Iowa. That's that surprising.
- 14:50Speaker 2: The big well, they had.
- 14:51Speaker 8: A location during the series in I think Tennessee, but
- 14:55Speaker 8: that's not open anymore. They're based out of Iowa.
- 14:57Speaker 2: That wouldn't make a really cool episode first, that would.
- 15:01Speaker 8: Be help us find a new Bob the ice cream dude.
- 15:04Speaker 8: I mean, that would be so cool.
- 15:06Speaker 2: Hey, the Hawks, So who are you replacing Chip with?
- 15:09Speaker 6: I replacing with a giant can a munk root beer.
- 15:15Speaker 2: I thought you were going to say at least a bulldog.
- 15:17Speaker 3: Oh yes, Nick
- 15:18Speaker 1: Day, big old Camo root Beers.