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Trashy Maxi Dresses · Scott & Ally on Demand

• 0:00
  SPEAKER_01: Not quite as hot as yesterday and humid, but it's still hot and humid today.
• 0:05
  SPEAKER_00: We're gonna go do a little wine touring later and antiquing.
• 0:08
  SPEAKER_00: And I said, I do not like wearing pants in the summertime at all.
• 0:13
  SPEAKER_00: She prefers just ass out.
• 0:15
  SPEAKER_00: Yes, yes.
• 0:17
  SPEAKER_00: I sun dresses from like yesterday on.
• 0:20
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 0:21
  SPEAKER_01: Do you remember speaking of sundresses?
• 0:23
  SPEAKER_00: Oh I know exactly where you're going.
• 0:25
  SPEAKER_00: Do you remember?
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  SPEAKER_01: Because then even like Dollar Generals were carrying them.
• 0:29
  SPEAKER_01: Do you remember the massive?
• 0:31
  SPEAKER_01: It you look like a woman in a tube, uh, but it was a it was a fat tube.
• 0:36
  SPEAKER_01: And it was it was the the the summer dresses, and they were all- I had like five of them.
• 0:40
  SPEAKER_00: Yes, I know.
• 0:41
  SPEAKER_01: This is like a 15-year-old look, not 15-year-old girl look 15 years ago.
• 0:46
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 0:46
  SPEAKER_01: And these were the these things, like, they look like somebody just took they're like, oh, this old bed sheet's gonna work out great.
• 0:53
  SPEAKER_01: And I'm gonna take the arms off and I'm gonna have it just literally drag three inches on the ground.
• 0:58
  SPEAKER_01: What the hell was this called?
• 0:59
  SPEAKER_00: My dresses, there were some summer dresses, sun dresses.
• 1:02
  SPEAKER_00: And my dresses were always so dirty.
• 1:03
  SPEAKER_00: And yes, I bought them at Dollar General because I remember our our our old co-worker, she's not here anymore, unfortunately.
• 1:09
  SPEAKER_00: Tanya, her and I would like go to Dollar General together.
• 1:13
  SPEAKER_01: She was the master of these things.
• 1:14
  SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah, and we would even say, like, oh my gosh, did you see the Dollar General in Sayer?
• 1:18
  SPEAKER_00: They've got the purple one with the leopard stripes or whatever.
• 1:22
  SPEAKER_00: And and Scott, are you gonna tell the bad part of the story?
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  SPEAKER_00: Which part was this?
• 1:26
  SPEAKER_01: The part that they drug three inches all the material, like you picked up every single speck of dirt.
• 1:32
  SPEAKER_00: How you called them trashy one day on the air, and then you got reprimanded from the boss.
• 1:37
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: And it was like, come on.
• 1:39
  SPEAKER_00: The dresses kind of were like just- Now looking at it, I was like, and especially because I was wearing 19 of them.
• 1:44
  SPEAKER_00: They were so trashy.
• 1:46
  SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah, I was ahead of my time.
• 1:48
  SPEAKER_00: The material, this is pre-Timu, pre-Sheen.
• 1:51
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: The material was like Timu wouldn't even use this material.
• 1:55
  SPEAKER_00: That's how terrible it was.
• 1:56
  SPEAKER_01: I forgot I got reprimanded.
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  SPEAKER_00: It stretches so much.
• 1:59
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
• 2:00
  SPEAKER_00: And you're right, collected all the dirt, and it was supporting nothing.
• 2:03
  SPEAKER_00: My boobs were down to my knees.
• 2:05
  SPEAKER_01: And and not that not that you need to wear something that accentuates your body or that we can see certain things.
• 2:11
  SPEAKER_01: No, this thing was a fat tube.
• 2:13
  SPEAKER_01: Like, literally, you put it on and it was it just was, I mean, it was ridiculous.
• 2:18
  SPEAKER_00: Every woman was straightening their hair.
• 2:21
  SPEAKER_00: Everyone had really dark hair.
• 2:23
  SPEAKER_00: It was like emo met summer, and it was never good.
• 2:27
  SPEAKER_00: At the time, I think we were like, we're so hot.
• 2:30
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, look at us.
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  SPEAKER_00: And Scott comes in hot calling everything trashy.
• 2:35
  SPEAKER_00: Well, it was a trash bag look.
• 2:37
  SPEAKER_00: I thought that's what you were gonna reference.
• 2:39
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god, I forgot about it.
• 2:41
  SPEAKER_01: I find it funny I got reprimanded for that and outlived that GM by three others.
• 2:46
  SPEAKER_01: So screw you.
• 2:48
  SPEAKER_01: And also, you was ahead of my time.
• 2:50
  SPEAKER_00: You were ridiculously accurate.
• 2:51
  SPEAKER_00: Two things Scott has been ridiculously accurate on.
• 2:54
  SPEAKER_00: Sundresses being trashy.
• 2:56
  SPEAKER_00: Well, at least.
• 2:57
  SPEAKER_00: Well, that's style.
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  SPEAKER_00: Style and the Dollar General-ness of it.
• 3:00
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: Don't get me wrong.
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  SPEAKER_01: Certain sundresses are very cute and very nice.
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  SPEAKER_00: And also, don't get me wrong, do I shot still shop at Dollar General?
• 3:08
  SPEAKER_00: Yes, I do.
• 3:09
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 3:10
  SPEAKER_00: There's that aisle.
• 3:11
  SPEAKER_00: I kind of have my thing against it, but I still find myself I'm like, I'm bad.
• 3:15
  SPEAKER_00: It's like a it's like a bad relationship.
• 3:17
  SPEAKER_01: It's the guiltiest of pleasures when it comes to the weirdest stuff.
• 3:21
  SPEAKER_00: It is.
• 3:22
  SPEAKER_00: It's one of those, like, well, you know, when you are in a in an abusive relationship, yet you still go back.
• 3:26
  SPEAKER_00: You're like, I'm and I'm here.
• 3:28
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, that made it.
• 3:29
  SPEAKER_00: Although yesterday, Danielle.
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  SPEAKER_00: Wow.
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  SPEAKER_00: Danielle came to this one of my girlfriends, came to the radio.
• 3:34
  SPEAKER_01: Maxi dresses! That's it! Maxi dresses.
• 3:36
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, I just looked over to the text line.
• 3:38
  SPEAKER_01: That was it.
• 3:39
  SPEAKER_01: Thank you so much, 6730.
• 3:41
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, and they're dying laughing.
• 3:42
  SPEAKER_01: Three laughing, crying faces.
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  SPEAKER_00: Also, we have Nelly tickets in a second.
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  SPEAKER_00: But Danielle came to the station yesterday.
• 3:48
  SPEAKER_00: Of course.
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  SPEAKER_00: Like everybody's here to see the train, right?
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  SPEAKER_00: They're here to see Big Boy.
• 3:51
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 3:52
  SPEAKER_00: And she goes, Well, I'm gonna go to You know who look like a big boy.
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  SPEAKER_01: Anybody wearing maxi dresses.
• 3:58
  SPEAKER_00: I go, she goes, I'm gonna go to um TJ Maxx really quick because I'm not waiting around for this train forever.
• 4:04
  SPEAKER_00: And I said, Oh my gosh, the language of my people.
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  SPEAKER_00: She says, You can come with me to TJ Maxx.
• 4:11
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, no, I have a house guest.
• 4:13
  SPEAKER_00: I gotta go.
• 4:14
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my God.
• 4:14
  SPEAKER_01: I gotta read this one too.
• 4:16
  SPEAKER_01: This is uh, and yes, we'll get to the Nelly tickets in a minute.
• 4:19
  SPEAKER_01: Because now I feel we just set the mood for Friday.
• 4:21
  SPEAKER_01: I'm not gonna lie.
• 4:22
  SPEAKER_01: The first hour of the show, I was doing everything in my power to just hold myself mentally together.
• 4:28
  SPEAKER_00: No, I'm gonna tell you, I am actually feeling a little opposite.
• 4:30
  SPEAKER_00: You wanna know why?
• 4:31
  SPEAKER_00: Why you're coming apart now?
• 4:32
  SPEAKER_00: No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
• 4:34
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, the first hour I was on on it because, okay, maybe it didn't sound like it, but because You'd never know, but she was all over it.
• 4:42
  SPEAKER_00: I woke up early, not because I wanted to, but I had a second house guest this morning.
• 4:45
  SPEAKER_00: She's her name is Flo.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I woke up You know what hides that well?
• 4:50
  SPEAKER_01: A maxi dress.
• 4:51
  SPEAKER_00: Right.
• 4:52
  SPEAKER_00: So I woke up super early and I knew I had this day, which I mean, Scott's right.
• 4:57
  SPEAKER_00: I fill my own days.
• 4:58
  SPEAKER_00: So terribly.
• 5:00
  SPEAKER_00: Your own fault.
• 5:01
  SPEAKER_00: I overpack everything.
• 5:02
  SPEAKER_00: So me and my girlfriend, we're gonna go and we're gonna bebop around Seneca Lake later, right?
• 5:06
  SPEAKER_00: She got an Airbnb up there.
• 5:07
  SPEAKER_00: We're having a whole sleepover.
• 5:09
  SPEAKER_00: So um I decided I gotta get to the gym.
• 5:12
  SPEAKER_00: I was at New York Sport and Fitness at 5 something this morning.
• 5:16
  SPEAKER_00: Today?
• 5:16
  SPEAKER_00: Today.
• 5:17
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, you overachieve and be.
• 5:19
  SPEAKER_00: So that's why when I came in, I'm like, I'm good.
• 5:22
  SPEAKER_00: My mind is already.
• 5:25
  SPEAKER_00: By the way, 5 a.m.
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  SPEAKER_00: I wish I could get there at 5 a.m.
• 5:27
  SPEAKER_00: every single day.
• 5:27
  SPEAKER_01: It was you and two others?
• 5:29
  SPEAKER_01: It was awesome.
• 5:30
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, by the way, we gotta we gotta send a uh shout out to Jess here.
• 5:33
  SPEAKER_01: She just texted.
• 5:34
  SPEAKER_01: She goes, You know it's Friday when you spilled your Starbucks coffee all over your seat as you're getting into your uh car.
• 5:40
  SPEAKER_01: Happy Friday.
• 5:40
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, Jess.
• 5:41
  SPEAKER_00: And that's a$7 spill.
• 5:43
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, that is a seven.
• 5:44
  SPEAKER_01: Did you hear?
• 5:46
  SPEAKER_01: What?
• 5:46
  SPEAKER_00: We gotta get an update on the traffic because I see it right now.
• 5:49
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, what do you got?
• 5:49
  SPEAKER_00: Uh it says I-86 eastbound is currently now closed at exit 41 due to that tractor trailer accident that we talked about a little bit earlier.
• 5:57
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 5:58
  SPEAKER_00: Campbell Fire Department posted this on Facebook.
• 6:01
  SPEAKER_00: And also, we had I don't know, one, two, three listeners say, get off at Savona.
• 6:06
  SPEAKER_00: If you need to come to Corning, then get off at Savona and go the back way into Corning.
• 6:10
  SPEAKER_01: Which we'll pack because I mean you're taking highway traffic and putting it on, well, a two, you know, a one-lane either way, roads.
• 6:17
  SPEAKER_01: So you're gonna have a struggle getting in from the far west side of town today if you've got to get into Corning or even come to Almyra.
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  SPEAKER_00: Another thing we talked about was summer Fridays.
• 6:26
  SPEAKER_00: Once we get around this time of year, people start working lighter on Fridays, even bouncing earlier on Fridays.
• 6:34
  SPEAKER_00: You know, pack up, pack it all in.
• 6:35
  SPEAKER_00: Monday through Thursday, get it done, get out of there, right?
• 6:38
  SPEAKER_00: Well, then we get this from Luciana.
• 6:40
  SPEAKER_00: A perk of my employer gives us early Fridays.
• 6:43
  SPEAKER_00: We get it at two, but still get paid until four.
• 6:46
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my gosh, Memorial Day to Labor Day.
• 6:49
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, I love your boss.
• 6:51
  SPEAKER_00: Hey, you know what?
• 6:51
  SPEAKER_00: The funny thing is, our bus does that too.
• 6:53
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 6:53
  SPEAKER_01: But that's because he threw his hands in the air and gave up because nobody was doing crap anyway.
• 6:58
  SPEAKER_01: We're terrible, you know.