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#319 We Don't 4/20 the Same with Stephen Carpenter and AyeWey · We Don't Smoke the Same

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  What is up? Welcome back, everybody, Welcome back to another episode that
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  we don't smoke the same podcast. Thank you so much for tuning in.
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  And yes, this is one of those crazy episodes where you're asking are we
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  ready or are you ready? But nonetheless, everybody here, it's present and
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  it is quite the fucking ride for you guys. So I'm not gonna lie
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  every fucking thirty minutes. We're gonna giveaway, give it away, four twenty
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  giveaway four you motherfuckers every thirty minutes. So I'm gonna log into my Twitch
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  right now and I'm gonna logg into Damn my fucking light is on. But
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  without that, with with without that, you know, going any further,
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  I will I will introduce I know I did you feel offended? First of
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  all? Before you fucking answer it, did you feel offended when I said
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  my punching back for the day? A lot more work? Well, with
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  that being said, we got the one and only anyway substitute XG. What's
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  going on here with the big chilling, chilling bro you already know. Thank
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  you for having men Freshman Japan, Yo, Freshman Japan. It's the best
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  out there, huh, not for real? Bro, like like I was
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  selling, like like I was saying, I was telling he's on. I
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  kept bugging him for like a week straight. Give me a ramen. Spot
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  didn't tell me until he didn't even tell me. So I went to go
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  eat, dude, I told him, no, you're tripping. I was
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  pissed. I was looking if you didn't notice, That's why I didn't.
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  I didn't message you until after I came back. You hit your lady about
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  it or nah My chick liked the ramen out there, but I mean I
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  didn't, so she beat you to it. I mean, uh, probably
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  my favorite is the McDonald's damn and the sushi. I think it was just
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  because of McDonald's just hit different out there. I do agree with the McDonald's
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  hitting way differently, you know what I mean say I do. I do
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  want to say the McDonald's hit different out there, but I don't know if
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  if I had to have an opinion on it, Bro, the burger patties,
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  dude, tastes different overseas, like they have a little bit more quality
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  on it next like an actual burger. Yeah, it does taste like an
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  actual burger. Next to him, ce minus Junior, what's going on.
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  I mean that is it's not an offense. You just know it's not.
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  It's like I'm his son, but like a cigarette drug, Someone get him
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  a cigarette. I'm gonna give me a cigarette. Who has a cigarette?
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  I don't think he don't. I wouldn't say it's a drug addict anymore.
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  You're kind, but this Nitress is awesome. Same team, say, same
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  team. Welcome welcome backs, I mean also welcome back ray Ak running down
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  the boards and running head making sure everything's cool. Salute to you Ray I
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  know you guys can't hear them. Also salute to the live audience that we
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  do have over here, because out of all days on four twenty, we
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  are hooking you. Motherfucker's the fuck up Patreon and and Twitch and I know,
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  oh Pokemon Pop Pop. I'm sorry, dude, I gotta fucking Charter
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  rookie mistake. What are we're gonna do? The fucking golf fucking uh?
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  What is it? Uh? Commentary? You know what I mean? Like
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  it's like a little Pete Top mistakes. Hey, when you want to go
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  golf though, my chick works out this fancy golf course, drink some booze
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  and golfer like, can't you do that in every golf course? Though?
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  Yeah, she gets the discounts, that's the thing, though, one of
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  the best golf course first of all? Can we like stepsone? I know
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  that you know the ins and out of golf. It's golf and expensive sport.
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  It can be, it can be expensive. Put it this way,
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  I wouldn't go golfing unless I'm getting someone's inviting me or I'm getting discounts.
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  You'd be going to the hooker ass clubs. Huh. It depends where you
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  want to go golfing. I guess, depending on where you want to go
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  golfing at. It's like there'd be some hookers up in there, huh.
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  Like I because a kid, this is the best dude, alright, alright,
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  why anyway? Scarps down that milkshake like Patrick Star. You know,
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  no drobs bro no drop uh? Step tee. Do you do you golf?
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  You golf? I love golf. Did you grow up playing that ship?
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  I did not? I wish I did. Would you think you would
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  have been better at it? For sure? Guaranteed guaranteed. I feel like
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  that. I feel that same way about skateboarding, like I wish I like
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  my parents would have just been like, Noah, stop being fat. With
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  that being said, I want to say this because same team was born out
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  of some out of being reckless and irresponsible with the nas. Every once in
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  a while you have to let one go for the homies. That's what you
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  do when you got respect for it. That's fat. I mean, he's
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  not wrong, he's not let yours go then, But there are some homies
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  where I'm over heroes, like I didn't respect you that much, Tolmie,
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  Like, let's not even get some food like what we've been playing for.
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  I was like, you've both been out of my number, somebody died,
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  and all of a sudden we're best friends. Fuck you foods n let it
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  go. That blue was for chiky fam leet over there. She is not
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  dead, by the way, hold on first of all, where it went
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  over there? So it did not there. Hey, this looks like you
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  know when you when it's a hot summer day and you ripped that ball sack
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  from the right side of your leg and you're like, and it sounds like
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  that. That's what that looks like, bro, that little vany ball sacky
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  wish it is still your weak bro. I was swelling it bro. Hey,
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  Bro, this is in Japan. Bro. We whole people all kind
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  of molded their consequences are You're not just gonna get ten years, bro.
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  But we didn't even give what It's just stepped on the proper introduction. But
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  this is the first same team episode since we had the same team logo on
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  there. So with that being said, same team creator, the one and
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  only from the stephtone stephtone le Tickle growing off stephtone. I'm just thinking you
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  were gonna you already knew what you were walking into. It was like the
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  Vegas House all over again, like b Real's house, except for don't what
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  we don't twenty We don't have a Jacuzi though that Jacuzi was wild. That
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  Jacuzi was an extra doge, do we have that footage of that Jacuzi?
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  Not right now, but I'm saying, little beat, do we have that
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  footage of the Jacuzi? Like? Is that? Can that be something available
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  on Patreon? Moses did it? I did not see it. There was
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  a lot of things that happening to Jacouzi, and one of the things in
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  Jacuzi was me thinking that it was okay to bring the Nase tank in the
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  dacouzy would you do that? Why would you do that? And if and
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  if you want to see what happened, I advise you guys to follow the
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  patreon. Oh damn, damn, I'm so happy, you know, I
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  mean, that's I'm so happy they didn't have the water in it. But
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  if you, you know, if you want to know what happened, I
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  would follow the patreon. But with that being said, I do want to
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  thank everybody, and I want to wish everybody out there. This is like
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  the stoleer Christmas. I want to wish everybody. Even though we're not smoking,
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  I know everybody here as high as fuck. We've been around there.
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  We don't smoke this time. I mean, doctor great the show, but
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  we don't smoke the same podcast right now, but we were just we're just
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  nausing it, you know what I'm saying. But we have been getting high
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  the whole time. But we want to wish everybody out there that made this
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  show possible a happy four twenty. Real man. Funny, whether you're a
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  fucking you you you you fall in line with the chads or you fall in
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  line with the people that have been arounding arounding it around in it and around
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  it like us. It doesn't matter. You all contribute to the ants that
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  make that the whole cycle possible. So clap it up for everybody. I'm
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  enjoying a four twenty out there. It's also Hitler's birthday to day too,
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  Happy birthday Hitler. Yeah, they did a lot of birthdays. Well we're
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  not gonna clap for that, you know what I'm saying. But you know
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  what I'm saying, Happy four twenty everybody. Damn sam mean, like,
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  apparently eating makes you talk, like if everyone's just celebrating birthday today. No,
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  look at anyway, He's like, what food is his coke? It's
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  like, because I haven't an uppers anyway? Oh this yeah, but it
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  is. It is prescriptions. It is to see Sammy actually finished all his
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  meals and not give it to me. But no, you don't give me
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  your meal? Yeah man, but Steph Tote? How you ben man?
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  I'm good? Thank you? Yeah? Are you getting ready for a tour?
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  No, but we do have three shows coming up next month, like
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  a mini tour. Is that the one in Vegas? Vegas, Daytona and
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  Columbus? Nice? Hell? Yeah, congrat thank you? What's the Vegas
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  one? Weekend, three weeks, three weeks. Hell yeah, is that
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  the super concert with all the bands? A lot of bands? Yeah,
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  because it's gonna be like world, what is it? It's called Sick New
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  World now Here's I wanted to ask you this, like for all the people
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  that have always wondered, very much like myself, every time there is like
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  when you think of like Cypress Hill Smokeout, or when you think of like
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  uh all Rolling Loud, you think there's gonna be certain headliners or there's gonna
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  be certain people in there. Sorry Sammon, there's gonna be certain people that
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  are what is it, that are in there to headline. But when it
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  comes down to all around classic to current, this is the first one of
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  his genres to do it, like where it's you gotta. I don't know
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  if Hopper Heights is in there day I'm saying, but I'm saying, you
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  got current new bands and some some legendary bands are in the same mix.
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  I don't know if all the current new bands made it made the cut.
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  But then well, there's a nickname for this event, you know in Vegas,
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  and it's the Sick New Metal Show because a lot of it's so called
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  new metal bands are taking place that day, but it's called sick New world.
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  You call it sick new metal though. That's all right now. I
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  mean like you got like, is it for rock bands? Like in general?
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  It does it work like rappers? You know, how like be real
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  like from down to the b to the homie shit you guys got to reach
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  out? Or how does it work with bands? Does it take like one
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  person out of the bands, like, hey, the drummer from Blanquinity two
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  was cool with the drummer from the Death Tones, and that's how we all
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  became cool. Usually, Um, there is no beefs. You know.
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  It's I'm not saying no beefs, but I'm saying, like I would imagine
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  ros like if it's on fire men, if you got a beef with somebody,
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  you should work it out, you know, some way it could be,
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  whatever way you choose to, I would imagine. But yeah, No,
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  generally speaking, there's really no animosity between acts when it comes to the
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  metal world. Most most metal bands are all about each other. Do you
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  know of any rock beef? Is that even the thing? Does that happen
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  in the rock band? Bro? Because I mean, I'm sure you don't
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  know anything, but I'm not familiar because you know how a rap ro like
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  there's even fucking movies on this. I remember like being young and and like
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  if it was a four twenty and I was thirteen, I would be going
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  on, let's go to fucking twenty twenty video on ramp Beef Part one and
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  two. Let's fucking find out why people want to shoot it, you know
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  what I mean? Like, yeah, no, yeah, if there is
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  anything like that, I'm not familiar with it. You know, the everybody
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  likes time, you know on our stout do you talk about that? I'm
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  hosting the show here anyway, Come down, jigglie puff. And why does
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  it sound so fucking closed though? What I'm sorry, I just sound it
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  sounded hell of zooms in but in my ears. But because you're not so,
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  all I'm saying is, um, what I was asking you is that
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  there's no there's no such thing as a rat beef I mean on rock beef.
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  No, not that I'm aware of. It's pretty uh, it seems
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  pretty mellow in the rock scene. But I could be wrong. I mean,
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  but I've never I've never heard of things or not the rock scene.
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  Yeah, you know, I would think you foods want to get down though,
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  people want to get down with the girls. But if you think about
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  it, like I feel when you're jumping into the rock scene as a band,
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  everyone has to be cool, Like everyone's cool with you when you come
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  in if they either fok with you or they don't fok with you, right,
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  sure, I mean, but I would imagine it's like that promost.
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  Most people don't want no drama problem. Yeah, I feel that have you
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  ever seen? Have you ever? I'm sorry, I was trying to do
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  too many things I want. Yeah, I have here a lot of drama
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  in the movie review world. Ray, Like, if you review a movie
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  that someone else reviewed, they're gonna have beef with you. Ha ha is
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  there? Hey you let me know, rail fuck them on? It ain't
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  cool? Hold on, rail hold on. That's the sound by way,
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  Like, so there is beef, right Yeah. So you're saying that Cisco
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  and Ebert they beat Yeah you think they ever threw down? They were too
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  much, they were bros. Ultimately they didn't throw down, but they had
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  arguments though, for sure. Oh hell yeah, that's the way it goes.
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  There's gonna be some arguments. But most people are cool. They don't
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  take it to the level where there's beef. You know what when I well,
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  yeah, you know you said the Amazing Spider Man is what I do
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  agree with. That Amazing Spider Man series is a little bit more eloquent written
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  written where they have on May and they they they include the uncle a little
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  bit more. No, it gets crazy, bro, Like I think this
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  food fucking he kills somebody when he's like has a virus on him. It
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  was bad. I used to collect the comic book and then they had like
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  a like after nine eleven they had like a terrorist villain into it as well
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  too. It was crazy. I thought, I don't know, I read
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  the comics, Bro, there was a there was a movie written on the
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  comic. There's never been the Amazing Spider Man. Yeah, coming Home.
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  That's not the amazing Oh the one with the oh the food Man's fucking little
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  bitch. Yeah, I know they're talking about yeah yeah, and they're talking
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  about the food and he was he just woke up all the time. I
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  know you're talking about not because here's the thing, bro, Like the current
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  one that was fucking Disney's fuck up. Bro, when Stacy Yeah, okay,
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  yeah, that Food was a lazy ass Spider Man. Fuck that food
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  dog. He didn't deserve to be in no way home dog, Fucking Toby.
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  Fuck you dog should never talk about Toby that way. I like that
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  one, huh. That's what I'm talking about. The middle one. Fuck
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  him, dude. I didn't like that one either. That was weird.
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  That was weird. Yeah, he was like caught in the middle. I'm
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  like, hey, bro, he was caught in the middle of like I
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  don't know, Yeah, Andrew Garfield. Bro, he was the equi equivalent
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  of the Garfield version of Spider Man, like I'm too lazy to be achromatic.
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  Yeah, I don't know, bro, the best Spider Man just yet
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  before Toby Maguire. I'm not gonna take credit for what he did, but
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  that new Spider Man rocks the shit. That what's his name, the current
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  new one with doctor Strange, I don't care. I know you know his
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  name break as much as you fucking die, as much as you want to
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  fucking hate on him, you know his name. His name is Tom Tom
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  something, Tom Holland, you sexy motherfucker. Bro. Salute to you for
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  killing that road dog, because I'll the kids they flocked to that fucking show.
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  They flogged to that. Yeah, Bro, what do you gotta get
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  talk? Not but for real, but but for real though, like his
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  fucking acting and all that shit, that's what That's what makes that ride go
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  number one in regards to being packed right away as soon as the park opens,
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  or people buying all that merge, or even the workers in that area.
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  It's not for Black Panther, trust me, it's not for him.
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  I was like, they don't, like, nobody gives a funk about that
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  food except the people that stand in line for that food. But Spider Man,
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  that food will be around the block, Homie. That ride all the
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  way to the food and Wine festival section in California. Adventure Dog. You
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  know what I'm saying. Step was the last time he went to digit Land,
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  Bro. I think it's time we take you back from Hella years like
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  how long, I don't know. Probably about no great hairs, No,
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  probably had a couple of them. It's been in the last same year.
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  Were you big, big step Tones? I was bigger for sure, That's
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  what I'm saying. Were you big Tones at that time? Probably? Yeah,
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  because because right now you're like, you know, I mean I've known
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  you on a bigger tone, but like not like how like people have described
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  you. It was like, nah, it's that this is the small as
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  he's been before. Yeah, No, I was bigger, buddy. Yeah.
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  What was the last time you went there? Like? What was the
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  reason? What was the reason you just go there? It was just a
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  day, you know what I mean, sometimes you just go to Disneyland.
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  It was a you know a few of us you had to like host some
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  people. You're just like, fucking, let's see what's going on. Yeah,
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  I don't remember the reason why, but yeah, we my family.
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  My niece might have been in town, I think. Okay, so he's
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  like a little family get away, all right, now, that would you
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  plan on going back? I haven't. I haven't planned on going back at
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  all. You say that you would need like a like a niece or something
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  for you to go back. I think the last time I went there was
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  when they first got Star Wars there. Really? Okay, so you're seeing
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  the Star Wars in did you meet baby Yoda? No? No, damn
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  dude, he came out just for us. Shut the fuck up. Well,
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  I mean we've seen him in the pocket and then like he waved and
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  then he stayed in that little pocket. Yeah he did. I mean,
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  look, well, baby Yoda, baby, everybody would love to have a
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  baby Yoda in America. That would be pretty cool. That would be pretty
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  cool. That's why even in Japan they make them into dump No, not
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  dumplings, but no they didn't do they have a high it's the little they
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  made, the little alien. It's a little dumplings, whatever, little characters,
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  but little baby Yoda fucking dumplings would be fucking awesome all over the world.
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  All I'm saying is, when's the last time you went to Land?
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  Anyway? I went to Disneyland for my girlfriend's birthday last year in October,
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  and you didn't go to the Japan du Nah, dude, I didn't have
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  time to go. What I didn't bring that up, did he? Damn?
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  Wow? I was bummed out, Hike, Did you punch your girlfriend
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  because we have no Nah dude, it was just we're doing so much shit
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  and then it just non punching shit. No, I just we didn't have
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  time. It was one of those things. Whence were on the airplane,
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  we were just like, shit, we didn't go to do When you went
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  back to the hotel room after not going to this land Japan? Did you
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  take out the anger on her? Yeah? Yeah, it's pretty angry.
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  Which picture it won? You? By the tile? The tail? Oh?
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  First of all, my gosh, what happened? Bro? What happened?
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  Was it? Too many cool people? Hold on? First of all,
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  I'm not I'm not fond. I'm not too fond of what happened.
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  Wait, okay, are we talking about the naked picture? Okay? All
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  right, yeah tonight someone gave him a GHP. This damn that's it.
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  That's it, ladies, gentlemen, it is seven thirty five. I'm gonna
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  pick one fucking winner from fucking Patreon. All right, hey, give him
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  that bon first. No, that's gonna do. The boons and the rigs
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  are gonna be the last two giveaways, but we're gonna do the first giveaway
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  randomly. I'm gonna choose some random person on the fucking Patreon. If you
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  are on Patreon, this is gonna be the first fucking giveaway, So pay
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  attention to your give away name on Patreon. So I will be letting you
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  guys know. I'm just there's not that many of you guys on Patreon.
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  I mean there is, but there isn't. So I'm gonna randomly choose one
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  of your motherfuckers at the first giveaway, and right off the bat, the
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  first winner of the four twenty giveaway before we don't smoke the same giveaway Ganza
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  over here is the one and only Key Flames on Patreon. Congratulation King playing
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  Flames, King Flames Patreon, you are fucking flaming out of this giveaway.
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  And yeah, and uh, you got yourself hooked up with some stuff you
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  don't want to follow out, So congratulations, thank you for supporting the show,
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  thank you for being a real one. And the next thirty minutes at
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  eight o'clock, we are gonna be having another We are gonna be having another
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  giveaway at the thirty minute mark, and yes, everybody on Twitch, the
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  top places from first to fifth place will be getting awarded a twenty five dollar
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  Barts Barbecue gift cards. So yeah, I'm also gonna throw in a Stronghoodies
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  for each of those giveaways, so just get the right get their sizes.
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  Yeah, strong hero, I'm telling you, four twenty is the day you
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  fucking give back to motherfucker's brouh You know what's crazy about doing alls and while
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  you're while you're trying to talk, is that it feels like, you know,
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  when they put that that string from the dentist of your mouth and they're
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  like, and you're like, can you feel it? And then like,
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  uh huh, that's what it feels like when you're doing alls. They're trying
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  to do a show. So the mic is hella messy. Thank you very
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  much, everybody. Sorry, yeah, but nonetheless, it is not the
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  type of thory that is number two, number two, number two, do
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  me another one blowing them up though he's own, he's blow take his own
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  right now. It's not that one. It's not hey, it's seal TV
• 25:03
  needs to tone it down. I was like, god damn and that was
• 25:10
  for step tone. Bro. Thanks Teally, whoa step down? You now
• 25:22
  own your own tank? Crazy? Who knew it was gonna go? First
• 25:30
  of all, who's who does this? He got the blue one? Now?
• 25:34
  Wait, why does your just have lines? And shit? This one?
• 25:37
  Yeah? Wait? Why does your just have lines on it? What
• 25:40
  pokemon is that? That's a ball sack all set by the ones with lines
• 25:49
  really stretch out, man. I want you to know these ones get big
• 25:52
  over time. They're supposed to replicate like a ball sack. That's what it's
• 25:59
  like, hair on the balls. I thought that was like, I'm a
• 26:03
  champ or some ship, you know how, I'm a champ has I'm a
• 26:06
  champ ball sack broll though, that's what That's what it looks like. Yeah,
• 26:12
  those are the veins, dude, because I was in Japan, I
• 26:15
  know what. I'm a champ ball sack. Looks like they eat them over
• 26:19
  there. You did, you went in there and you just God, he's
• 26:32
  three for three right now. It should be going four for four. What's
• 26:37
  up with these pokemon bitch as blues? All right? Up? No,
• 26:44
  anyway, that's no hey, but umay back to it. I just want
• 26:48
  to say this. Remember we're on a thirty minute clock. We abused the
• 26:52
  ship out of our thirty minute time already. We were so supposed to only
• 26:56
  fill up every thirty minutes and then seven third you know, it's not even
• 27:02
  oh yeah, that's past seven thirty already. It turned into every thirty seconds.
• 27:04
  Yeah, it's like whenever you're done, whenever you're done. First of
• 27:10
  all, y'all need to calm down because there's a line. All right,
• 27:14
  there's a fucking line or my line says, um listen, I would you're
• 27:19
  like you used to just say, oh, I would cut Sammy off.
• 27:27
  I would cut Sammy off, but you will. I won't because I came
• 27:30
  the smoke fest to like the Savior. That's right, yea God bless the
• 27:38
  Savior and shout out to who was the named king flames. But fucking winning
• 27:45
  that that giveaway flames, s Bro. You gotta share, bro, and
• 27:55
  to be fair, to be fucking fair, we are are gonna be giving
• 28:00
  away prizes to the top bitters the donators on Twitter. We're just twenty minutes
• 28:07
  away from the next giveaway giving away a heavy ass bomb from Special Case.
• 28:11
  So you guys better fucking be donating. This was better stop sucking around,
• 28:15
  bro, like on god Bro like, we're over here giving them the most
• 28:18
  extravagant fucking giveaway show ever they get to get a hunked up. They better
• 28:23
  be paying attention. I see the mothers that ball fucking shying, Bro,
• 28:29
  I'm not trying. Oh damn damn this Oh for the homes man, you
• 28:37
  gotta give the bloom relief, Yeah, give a little bit relief, you
• 28:41
  know, looks like away stommach damn did you what he said? What an
• 28:45
  asshole? He was like, that looks like a way, stommacha camera anyway,
• 28:49
  stommach, my gut looks like an old fucking forty five fill up balloon
• 28:55
  right now. You know what the there's no fat people in Japan. Huh
• 29:00
  O, there's not, Bro. I didn't see one fat person, I
• 29:02
  bet you. But I'm talking about American fat though, Like we're you gonna
• 29:04
  have a gut, like I think, I think what you consider fat.
• 29:10
  Bro. It's like like once you start hitting like two X, you know
• 29:14
  what next? Like I were two X extra large because I could fit in
• 29:18
  an Excel, but I like two X. I just like my ship.
• 29:22
  I'm right, I can wear an XCEL, but I'm gonna put on a
• 29:26
  two X because it's just beaut just baggie. Yeah, But to be fair
• 29:29
  to other country standards, that little extra larger extra baggie means you fair.
• 29:36
  If you got an Excel in America and that's and that snug on you,
• 29:40
  that's a two X in Japan, you FairTax I bought a two X in
• 29:44
  Japan and I was like, it wasn't it wasn't no two wasn't it?
• 29:47
  I had to get a large, but I had to get it in my
• 29:48
  hoodie. I got a three X in my hoodie and he had to get
• 29:52
  four x half four eggs out there. Yeah, he say, I tried.
• 29:57
  I know that. Don't have him four You told me, if you're
• 30:00
  four X in Japan, you run around topless. Yeah, if you're four
• 30:07
  X Japan, they kill you. They kill you. They don't give you.
• 30:14
  They don't give you free food. You know, when you ask for
• 30:17
  more, they don't give you more. When you're four X out there,
• 30:19
  they chop you off for food. What do you think would happen though?
• 30:23
  Like, if that was that, give you a warning at the door.
• 30:27
  Four X hold me to Buko to book. Tell me you didn't have to
• 30:34
  hold your junk when you had to take a ship in that toilet. Yeah
• 30:37
  you did. I was like, what the fuck is this? Well,
• 30:41
  if you stayed at the by Rich Carton, those toilets size American sized,
• 30:48
  dick, I know why I stay. I stayed at the Hill. I
• 30:52
  stayed at the Hilton down the street like two days, and then I switched
• 30:55
  Hotel Baby Penis Hotel like the rest of the week. Yeah, the Hilton
• 31:00
  was really nice, bro, you know, from what I heard, Hilton
• 31:04
  is like means baby penuts in Japan, this broom what I know, baby
• 31:08
  Penus conradad who means mus That's disgusting. Do you think the Hilton bitch she
• 31:17
  stated all the hotels in her dadoms you think she banged everybody and everybody in
• 31:22
  all the hotels. I would ever make you ever meet that bitch? Would
• 31:25
  It would be hell A cool two meter like that, even like the Spike.
• 31:29
  I mean, I imagine that bitch went from different faces, but I
• 31:30
  wouldn't like I would imagine going through her face and she went at some point
• 31:36
  she would have had a death tone space. I don't know if she ever
• 31:38
  did or not, but I know she's still party and having a good time
• 31:41
  because she ain't got no reason to stop. Why would you chee? I
• 31:49
  did ADC with Paris before they went, I was like, I did ADC
• 31:53
  with Paris Silva, he did AC modern ADC with Paris hilth. I mean
• 32:02
  her fucking walk like ADC A couple modern. I'm pretty sure Sammy showed me
• 32:07
  a picture of that. If their picture, Sammy, yeah, I just
• 32:09
  gonna find it. I'm pretty sure. Honestly, I'll give you no,
• 32:14
  I'm with fucking parashing like bullshit in that fucking pace time all your motherfucker Okay,
• 32:19
  hold on time out, time out of time out, because we're gonna
• 32:22
  we on the podcast. We're gonna hold this accountable. And I know,
• 32:25
  I know I'm not calling you on your bullshit because I know you're not with
• 32:28
  the bullshit. But I know if you're saying something, Sammy is because you
• 32:30
  have some one approof Yeah, sam has I tell you? I think sure?
• 32:36
  I think he's like because the time we were shooting, we were doing
• 32:42
  ken. I mean, and if it's Accounnibal, what fucking Paris matter?
• 32:45
  And I can crazy that's crazy. I'm like sixty two percent sure he showed
• 32:52
  me a picture if if if her fucking managers say no, I can't pull
• 32:57
  up those man I can't pull those pictures. You know, Okay, what
• 33:00
  about if you just pull it up and you put her out? I'm okay,
• 33:06
  they have to subscribe your yea. I'm a d sure that all of
• 33:12
  social media wouldn't be anywhere without Paris Hilton. Yeah. No, in fact,
• 33:16
  they all got about down to her. They fill me up. He's
• 33:21
  hume. People are people are like toppy set like three plates toppy over here,
• 33:25
  and there wouldn't even be a patre if there wasn't no hit Paris Hilton
• 33:30
  never, I am not Tommy. Do you guys want to see your tits?
• 33:35
  And everybody they were not that impressive like Tila Tequila's tits. Like when
• 33:42
  we saw them, We're just like, all right, they just looked like
• 33:44
  somebody pickards and middle school. Do. Let me ask you this though,
• 33:49
  Let me ask you you guys, this all of us here, because this
• 33:52
  this is the all men room right now at the moment right has anyone here
• 33:55
  ever pulled out some titties they didn't suck on? Did you pull a pair
• 34:00
  of titties out? And then you're like, nah, I ain't sucking on
• 34:02
  this. Okay, ever happen on here? Ever? Not sucked on that
• 34:07
  fucked up titties? Okay, First of all, we know everybody put a
• 34:13
  fucked up titty in their mouth at least once. I'll go first, I'll
• 34:15
  go first, I'll go say, all right, I'll go first. Tucked
• 34:20
  up, I got it out right now, I gotta suck on it.
• 34:22
  I ain't never pulled out I ain't never pulled out of titty where it stopped
• 34:29
  me from sucking on it. But that's all I'm saying. But when it
• 34:34
  comes to jerking off, and I'm like, all right, whatever, I'm
• 34:37
  like, dude, can you jerk off one? And you're like, all
• 34:37
  I gotta get something to make the most the mine run wild. You see
• 34:43
  some ugly titties, You're like, nah, next, and titties kind of
• 34:45
  will turn me off. And I'm not asking me that. I'm not saying
• 34:50
  you have to jerk off about this, but I'm just saying, you're getting
• 34:53
  with this girl, you know what I mean. You thought she was hot
• 34:55
  enough to get with her. Then he busted out the titty and then the
• 34:59
  titty was like, oh damn, damn, that ain't there. No,
• 35:02
  I just I gotta fucking um. I know my girlfriend's watching him, man,
• 35:07
  but she knows this. She knows whenever titties get whenever titties get pulled
• 35:12
  out, bro, I tell him straight up, if they're around me,
• 35:15
  I'm like, you better not put it in his mind. I'm like,
• 35:16
  you better not pull out them titties because if you pull them out, I'm
• 35:19
  sucking on them. You can't help this shit, like this. But but
• 35:24
  if I'm a feeling, I'm feeling that. I mean, I don't discriminate.
• 35:29
  They're all beautiful, but there's some fucked up one sometimes. But get
• 35:32
  something. It's all I'm saying. I'm gonna tell you that you're in the
• 35:36
  moment. You don't expect them to be like that. I haven't done that
• 35:38
  in years. But sure, Yeah, I'm not talking about it every time.
• 35:42
  I'm just saying that I agree with you on that. Yeah, that's
• 35:44
  all I'm not every time. Yeah, No, there's ok, Salami slaps
• 35:49
  before you. Yeah, you might say, bro Sammy or like the Rangutain
• 35:57
  titties don't lie. You know, Sammy was on those slapjack titties that slapped
• 36:00
  it back on his face, you know. Like, but like we've all
• 36:06
  sucked some titties that tasted like quarters. Bro If you suck some titties that
• 36:10
  tasted like quarters, broth, it's time somebody takes some vitamins broth, and
• 36:15
  it's not you. You know what I'm saying. You're not wrong though,
• 36:20
  they take those vitamin pills. Yeah, yeah, that all over, bitch,
• 36:23
  You know what I mean? You got to take the zinc flip iron
• 36:29
  the vitamin C, D B, all the way down to that magnesium.
• 36:32
  Yeah, the magnesium, milk of magnesium, all the letters of vitamins,
• 36:39
  vitamins A through Z, A through Z. We knew we was gonna violate
• 36:45
  this fucking thirty minute ordinance. We punished it. We punished it. There
• 36:50
  was a thirty minute fucking ordinance and filling the balloon. Yeah, this is
• 36:53
  why we crushed it. This is why we're on Patreon, patre Oh yeah,
• 37:00
  shout up Patreon now now, no, no for you. He was
• 37:13
  on when you got a second. But hey, I thought I didn't feel
• 37:16
  years up on purpose. Yeah, you did do that shit up for you
• 37:20
  skipped her tone and uh and Sammy, I was like, damn. I
• 37:25
  wasn't even gonna say nothing either until you brought it up. He was like,
• 37:29
  you brought it rot it, Heymber, when you strayed throw out four
• 37:35
  twenties spray, that was the best. That was the best video ever.
• 37:39
  Nothing was worse than handing all that cockroach spray. No, that shit was
• 37:45
  horrible, bro let's not talk about that. I was scared. I was
• 37:49
  back in the Twin Towers, brod I did, but I was in the
• 37:55
  Twin Towers, bro hold on. First of all, oh no, first
• 38:00
  of all, First of all, time out, time out, time out.
• 38:04
  First of all, this is Patreon gold right here, baby, this
• 38:07
  is Patreon gold back in the Twin Towers. Closer to them, my semi
• 38:12
  because we need to we need to hear this shit, and we hear this
• 38:15
  all right, because yeah, fill my bullin all right. Back in two
• 38:25
  thousand and twelve by throw an event at fucking Barrels Lost Kingdom, which got
• 38:31
  me locked up at the age of seventeen. Yes, the age of seventeen.
• 38:39
  I got locked up fucking at the Twin Towers because I filled up fucking
• 38:45
  Redlands from all the way from the entrance to the all the way past the
• 38:52
  fucking I would say, the eggs into the fucking um freeway. No,
• 38:59
  the two fifteen fifteen macapacity of I think eight hundred thousand people. Damn.
• 39:09
  Yeah, shout out to fucking you know motive events. That's the that's the
• 39:15
  older fucking you know like event or cordenagers were passed style. He can we
• 39:30
  can we get that on camera? This is the this is the equivalent to
• 39:37
  him that naked picture. But go ahead Toppy, Yeah, shout out to
• 39:45
  everybody that came back, you know, two thousand and fucking twelve arres Last
• 39:49
  Kingdom when it had like over eight hundred thousand people or Lady feed. That
• 39:54
  was fucking crazy that that was event like probably changed my fucking life. I'm
• 40:00
  not gonna lie. I started fucking events with that ship. And what was
• 40:07
  the last time you DJ? The last time was in the middle of the
• 40:12
  desert for my homie fucking Pickle. Hey, that's one thing, Sammy,
• 40:17
  you need to get back on your DJ ship. Bro, Sammy put me
• 40:21
  on with so much DJ ship when I first started coming over here. Bro,
• 40:22
  you up put you on. B Yeah, I mean, you're not
• 40:29
  wrong, You're not wrong, but you're not You gotta be an asshole like
• 40:32
  that. I said it in the song. I even said it in the
• 40:36
  song He's gonna put me on. I know he needs two verses, needs
• 40:44
  two verses. And of course, fucking like you know, like fuck be
• 40:51
  on wonder Line, Nocturnal and all that that was and shit for that.
• 40:54
  That's the only reason why I mean my fucking balloon went went fucking circums.
• 41:00
  We're weird, bro, it is, But yeah, shout up though,
• 41:07
  bro, like if it wasn't for that pool like my race. She was
• 41:09
  like, fucking days would not be anywhere. Shout out to Pedro and Cold
• 41:14
  Till. You know what's crazy is I didn't think Toppy was like that,
• 41:19
  right, and then we went to Nocturnal and then Toppy's like, I'm gonna
• 41:22
  talk to him. I'm like, all right, so I waited this woll
• 41:23
  had a full on conversation. First of all, you didn't think Toppy knew
• 41:28
  who but Squald is whom? But I want to know who the fuck Squad
• 41:34
  is because the owner of like the race, See, yeah, who the
• 41:36
  fuck is but Squad he's the one I don't know, like fucking liked and
• 41:42
  all that. Bro. Yeah, Like then Salmniac ran a ra he's on
• 41:45
  that throws them all, so he's own. First of all, you sound
• 41:50
  like the two Little brothers from the Sandlin. Yeah, you sound like the
• 41:53
  two Little brothers from Sound Like it's the Big Bad Beano. It's the Big
• 41:57
  Bad Bean sucking Nocturnal that one. You're like, oh I can't come,
• 42:01
  Yeah, bro, you're you should have gone. Somebody give Ray a gold
• 42:06
  beeto, Yeah, Ray, get a gold beeto, y Ray Ray.
• 42:12
  Hey he has to be a pica. Did you know that? Did you
• 42:15
  know that if anyone pops one and we run out, Ray has a whole
• 42:19
  pack because I gave it the fucking one. Drummond Bass have been are safe?
• 42:22
  Say what the fuck is this? And that important? That guy's like
• 42:25
  a damn this mool seems we're important. But I got to talk to him.
• 42:30
  Look, I'm I'm look, I know you're nots out right now,
• 42:32
  but remember that one important pull fucking your fires, fucking ray, fucking you
• 42:37
  ever been to and right there fucking gold skull boats tickle tickle. I do
• 42:44
  agree, and I do, I do, I do kind of remember,
• 42:45
  but the fu yeah, cut him off. He's got thirty minute. Wait,
• 42:53
  bro, I got the want was like brave, Hey, wait,
• 42:57
  why do you wait? Thirty minute? Right now? You gotta remember to
• 43:00
  breathe, bro Like, look, I love how he's got. He's ready
• 43:06
  for a refilm. That's how nas is na since I passed out, no
• 43:09
  way, I look, give me another yeah, but that no yo,
• 43:14
  But that is exactly That is exactly the lesson I had to learn in fucking
• 43:21
  Las Vegas because I wouldn't it ready. I went from saying no give me
• 43:27
  another one to like, all right, I'm pushing it to him and I
• 43:30
  had to learn nas pertise and anyway, you need to calm the fuck down,
• 43:38
  bro, One step at the time hooked me up til yeah, Bro,
• 43:44
  it's the fucking NAS in the hot box right now, every NAS takes
• 43:55
  another. Last time I smoked the last time I was on the show.
• 43:59
  We're just minutes away from the next giveaway, so everyone, yeah, no,
• 44:02
  cap I think I hit the joint twice Coachella. But besides that,
• 44:07
  the last time I smoked us when I was on your show last year.
• 44:10
  Well, you know what, it's been a long time since any of us
• 44:14
  have smoked, and it's been a long time since Away has smoked. But
• 44:22
  it's called we don't smoke the same for a reason, because we don't smoke
• 44:24
  the same. We smoke all year round. For you, motherfucker's quite on
• 44:29
  the set? Please quite on the said what we smoke? Yeah, quite
• 44:34
  on the set? Please got ray yelling and shit. So we smoke all
• 44:38
  year round. So this year we figured, you know what, instead of
• 44:43
  fucking getting fucked up and just doing what we do a regular basis, we're
• 44:45
  gonna be hooking you guys up every thirty minutes and we're gonna do what the
• 44:49
  fuck we enjoy doing the best. That's what. If there was a soccer
• 44:52
  game right now, we'd be going to the soccer game naised out. It's
• 44:55
  a unit. I would bring one hundred ten to the Naus Stadium if I
• 45:00
  could for everyone stadium. But at eight o'clock we are gonna be picking another
• 45:07
  imagine the whole stage. Amazing that would be. It would be like instead
• 45:13
  of it'd be Yeah, nobody would be tripping at that stadium the last night.
• 45:20
  Ever, the only person that would be tripping is the janitor moving those
• 45:24
  cartridges out the way as he moves a way to philosoph again on the blue
• 45:34
  here. Yeah, he wouldn't accept to make those noises. But nonetheless,
• 45:39
  though we like everybody who is on Patreon, every single one of you guys
• 45:45
  will be will be counted for and will be accounted for. I'm the Patreon
• 45:51
  for this next giveaway. Yeah, I'm gonna do this twit the Twitch giveaway
• 45:55
  at the end of course, because it's gonna be five twenty five dollars give
• 46:00
  cards to Bart's Barbecue once again, five twenty five dollars give cards to Bart's
• 46:06
  barbecue for all the Twitch people. You know what I'm saying. And if
• 46:08
  you're on a state for Twitch and you happen to win and you're just DM
• 46:13
  me, I'll send you something your way, trust me, I'll hook you
• 46:15
  guys on the funk up. It looks like we're gonna wrap it in foil
• 46:20
  and we're gonna overnight it to you. It should be all good in foil
• 46:23
  overnight. I don't think we're gonna send them food. I just I don't
• 46:27
  know. Maybe Bart, maybe Barts is gonna send them something. If we
• 46:30
  put an ice pack in there, to be all right, we got an
• 46:32
  ice packet. Honestly, I'll work ice pack, an ice pack in some
• 46:37
  brisket, you'll be all right. Let's be real, though, let's fucking
• 46:43
  be I would eat it. Has anybody ever bought some food and got his
• 46:49
  shipped to them and you're like, vaccineal has some ice whatever it was overnight?
• 46:54
  I don't know. I would feel some kind of type of way.
• 46:59
  I'm just saying. If you microwave, didn't eat it, it up real
• 47:01
  good it be I. Hey, people are getting worst. You look at
• 47:06
  those motherfuckers on skid row. They're eating fucked up shit every day or like
• 47:09
  a hangover, they're thriving on that shit. They're thriving on fucked up shit
• 47:15
  on the daily. Tell me you haven't been hungover and they're the counter that
• 47:21
  you're eating two days later. Ruson, I'm gonna be the first person to
• 47:22
  say, here, you want to eat non GMO fresh raw foods. Let's
• 47:28
  be real, that's real food. But motherfucker's gild eat fucked up shit.
• 47:32
  There's a lot of iron guts out there that can sustain fucked up meals.
• 47:38
  You could. You could send somebody overnight some fresh seals and ice packed food.
• 47:44
  They'll be all right. That's bad. I do agree that there is
• 47:47
  a good way of sending that food overnight. I'm telling everyone to do it.
• 47:53
  Okay, don't listen. Just because I do dumb shit doesn't mean you
• 47:59
  could do dumb shit unless you accept doing dumb shit by yourself. Right.
• 48:04
  That's been the existence of my whole career. Everybody do dumb shit, but
• 48:09
  don't do dumb shit because I did dumb shit. Yeah, straight up,
• 48:16
  bro, straight the fuck up, don't be doing that. Do dumb shit.
• 48:21
  You do some dumb shit and acknowledge that you did some dumb shit.
• 48:24
  That's how it is if you own the dumb shit. Okay, knock yourself
• 48:28
  out, dumb shit for you anyway? Anyway, wake up? Anyway?
• 48:36
  Wake up? What go back? If we're all gonna be making fun of
• 48:43
  EdWay? What is it anyway? Willson EdWay? Yeah? I didn't call
• 48:47
  you like Edward ed Norton. All right, then we're gonna have to go
• 48:52
  ahead and feel like anyway and do it balloon and pick the second winner.
• 48:58
  I then give away that time. Okay, First of all, this winner
• 49:06
  for this time includes some smoke everywhere gear, some what is it? A
• 49:12
  gains from the Strong the Strong so Strong Lady, a hight hungry pin from
• 49:19
  Ray and myself. So that's two different pins. And the next two giveaways
• 49:25
  will include one ball rig and one ball made by who sammy special kid.
• 49:32
  There you go? So all I'm saying, and look, every single one
• 49:36
  of you motherfucker's that is winning tonight is getting hooked up for twenty style.
• 49:39
  What does that mean? If you gotta ask me, then I ain't giving
• 49:43
  you an answer because you should know. Tuning in so that we don't smoke
• 49:46
  the same podcast that it is what it is, baby, and you gotta
• 49:50
  wait till that package shows up and shut the fuck up and be happy,
• 49:53
  because all I'm saying is that you're gonna be happy. That's all I'm saying.
• 49:58
  You're gonna be happy. But you're gonna want to shut the fuck up
• 50:00
  about it too, because he's gonna be like, I ain't telling my friends
• 50:02
  about ez owns podcast till I'm done with his own gift and know what I'm
• 50:07
  saying. Anyway, what's up? What's so jingly? Yeah, he's hard.
• 50:22
  He's harder on you than my regular cold. I know, bro,
• 50:27
  RAI been picking on me this whole time, and you firstly brings up the
• 50:31
  picture and then every time I'm like somewhat almost about to no out, he's
• 50:36
  like calling me out with that picture though, okay out for you though,
• 50:40
  He's just trying to keep you from slamming your face on the day. Not
• 50:44
  wrong, bro, you know, gotta pace yourself how I want to say,
• 50:50
  to have super hum human strength, some super herman strength, you gotta
• 50:54
  practice some control. Yeah, you're not wrong, Bro, That that picture
• 50:59
  though I didn't, I don't that night that night someone shows step tone that
• 51:05
  picture can you pull up the picture and h okay man. First of all,
• 51:13
  if any if anybody has, if anybody has any idea, what this
• 51:17
  picture that I'm talking about consist of. It is that picture that I have
• 51:22
  been posting up on my story of a way or a gentleman that presumes to
• 51:27
  be passed out by a toilet, half naked and just covered up by a
• 51:31
  fucking blanket. Yeah, but there ain't no real niceties in it. We
• 51:36
  don't want to see that. We want to see nice tip flipped on my
• 51:38
  back. You would have seen some titties, dog, Yeah, you want
• 51:42
  some. You want to see pictures of nice titties. You don't want to
• 51:45
  see someone off fucked up and then the gutter and shit, damn, let's
• 51:49
  see that again. There we go repeat, Damn. I'm saying, how
• 51:54
  can we can't see you? Though? All right, that's a titty I
• 51:58
  could stand behind right there. I give that titty ten all day. I
• 52:01
  had to show stepped on that titty and what we yeah, tell home gross
• 52:07
  and she got perfect titties. Hey, that's uncle steps, that's perfect titties
• 52:12
  right there. I would have shown you. I would have shown you anyway,
• 52:16
  showed me your titties. God damn, those titties were perfect. Those
• 52:22
  are perfect. Your titties are perfect tools. I want to tell you what.
• 52:28
  They were so perfect that I only saw one of them. You know
• 52:30
  what happens when you see one of them and they're perfect? Saw these tis
• 52:36
  in a fucking tanny bed. Who hot, damn you see? Not happy
• 52:42
  stepped those ladies that I saw one of them like they one of them went
• 52:49
  hold on, he saw one of them. Let me go see the other.
• 52:52
  Hey, air drop up that video? God day, who you gotta
• 52:55
  subscribe the Patreon. You're gonna those We gotta get her a whole gift.
• 53:01
  Just about we're almost we're Fox suscribers away from one hundred Patriot subscribers. Hey,
• 53:07
  everyone, subscribe right now. That way Toppy can put the pat I
• 53:15
  don't fucking post It's like, you'll give me that video, post post the
• 53:20
  titties on there. I'll post the video, don't post the titties. But
• 53:22
  I'm gonna let this one go for the titties. Titties, save it,
• 53:28
  save it like so that's how I like those cities. We're right there.
• 53:36
  Let it in your mouth, your mouth. Those titties were good enough for
• 53:45
  Sammy. You almost suck on my balloon, yeah, Sammy, but Sammy
• 53:53
  were like, oh yeah, just like starting to randomly. It's like,
• 54:00
  I just let me suck on that big titty. I didn't hold my bossing
• 54:02
  watching. I am on fired. I'm sorry he said all big tis.
• 54:09
  So sorry. Let's just say this. I just say nothing about those titties
• 54:16
  being big. I just said they were perfect t So sorry for God.
• 54:23
  You know what those speaking of big tt saw me for God? It is
• 54:27
  time for the Singing Way people. I'm sorry Anyways number on this one.
• 54:38
  No, no, no, no, don't do that. You see him.
• 54:43
  He was like no, no, no, He's like, stop,
• 54:44
  stop, stop. We are not giving away Ayways number this time. But
• 54:47
  this is Aly two the people on Patreon. So I am gonna pick one
• 54:54
  out of the hundred people on Patreon to get hooked up, and everybody who
• 54:59
  wins a price back on Patreon if I call your name, dm me because
• 55:01
  you will be getting hooked up differently than the people from twitch. So the
• 55:07
  winner of the second winner of what is that Patreon is the one and only
• 55:17
  his and hers La. What's up? Congratulations to his and hers La.
• 55:30
  They contributed they contribute enough and make it happen enough for us to hook you
• 55:38
  guys up. So thank them because they contributed all year round. Said hell
• 55:44
  yeah, yeah, don't forget what size hoo do you wear? We got
• 55:49
  that the strong hoodie comings. Yeah, you have me your shirt size or
• 55:52
  hoodie size. Believe me, you guys are gonna get hooked up accordingly.
• 55:55
  Now yeah, now anyway, way, hey, wait, here's the thing
• 56:04
  three times? That's three times? He where where it comes? Orange sway,
• 56:12
  can't cut in line on that thirty minute limit. What's up? Everybody
• 56:16
  has seen me post that picture of you being passed out by that toilet.
• 56:23
  I'll texted you, I'll texted you. But yeah, all I'm saying,
• 56:30
  if you guys have seen that picture, what is the whole fucking story behind
• 56:37
  this, bro? Like what made you be so passed out to the point
• 56:42
  where take it to your unconscious like you got a little you got a little
• 56:46
  side ted action going on, like got some side it's like a handful of
• 56:52
  titty on the side just hanging out and you're like passed out, Like like,
• 56:59
  what's going right? So he can tell his story? Dog, what
• 57:02
  you guys know on behalf of everyone that's nos nosnas. The next one,
• 57:07
  I'm gonna put one in the family for free, nah, bro. So
• 57:15
  so what happened was, Um, it was my birthday two years ago,
• 57:20
  not just no it yeah two years ago. It was two years ago.
• 57:25
  Um my chick. I can't remember if she was sick or something, but
• 57:30
  or no, she was working hitting or before hitting. So so I was
• 57:38
  kind of bummed out, bro, because like I was trying to do something
• 57:42
  and um, a lot of people didn't show up to the thing and it
• 57:45
  was kind of shitty. So then I had my homie. He had work
• 57:49
  that day. He got off early. Um shout out to Cheech. He
• 57:52
  called me and he's like, bro, let's go to Klarnes. It's a
• 57:54
  bar and Temecula. So him and my boy Gabe took me there, bro,
• 57:58
  and no white trash. Yeah, and um, bro, I got
• 58:02
  like dog I'm talking about, I got faded, bro, like I've never
• 58:07
  I can't remember the last time I got that drunk. Yeah, And like
• 58:10
  I was, it was pretty bad, I guess. My homie called me
• 58:14
  and he told me the next morning, He's like, Bro, you called
• 58:16
  me in the parking lot. You had your shirt off and you were saying,
• 58:20
  Yo, my boys left me. There's some bitches come pick me up.
• 58:22
  Blah blah. Then he called my homies and he's like, bro,
• 58:25
  we let him go to the bathroom. And I guess I snuck out the
• 58:28
  back door or some shit, and I thought they left me. So I
• 58:30
  was in the parking lot just fucking running around, like that's the public bathroom
• 58:34
  that you're in. It's a bar bathroom, but there is like a you
• 58:37
  could go out through the back or some ship. Brokay. But where did
• 58:40
  the pillow and the blankets come from? The oh? Okay? So so
• 58:44
  then that was that was the time they decided to take me home because I
• 58:47
  was acting a fool. Hell yeah, shout out to everyone who act a
• 58:52
  fool before. Yeah, and um yeah, bro, I guess he pulled
• 58:58
  over twice. I was my brains out. I was puking my brains out,
• 59:02
  and he calls my girl and he's like, yo, I need you
• 59:05
  to come get your man. I live on the third floor, bro,
• 59:07
  and I'm a big motherfucker, so my chick can't take me up the stairs
• 59:13
  like that. So they got pictures too, don't yemie and take me up
• 59:17
  bro. I just remember wait, this is all the stuff that they were
• 59:20
  telling me. Bro, Like I wake up the next morning, are not.
• 59:22
  First of all, I don't want to I don't want to stop be
• 59:24
  there. But throughout this whole process, after you passing out at after you
• 59:30
  passing out, after you passing out at the fucking bar, and all this
• 59:36
  shit in the bathroom at the bar and everything, this is them be carrying
• 59:40
  you would at any moment you you're still like this while they're carrying you're knocked
• 59:44
  out. Yeah, bro, I don't. I don't. The only thing
• 59:45
  I remember somewhat was walking in and falling on my face yell. And then
• 59:52
  after that, I just woke up the next morning and I said, how
• 59:54
  did I get here? And then they showed they showed me the pictures my
• 59:59
  girlfriend Jesus I get. And then here's the fun funny part is my chick
• 1:00:02
  said, I was so pissed. I started crying and told her that she
• 1:00:06
  didn't love me. And I went to go hug my dog and I went
• 1:00:08
  to go sleep in my dog bed. At first, before I went to
• 1:00:10
  go, yeah, thank you the baby, my dog and I'm hugging so
• 1:00:16
  under that blanket there's a dog. No no, no, baby Jesus.
• 1:00:22
  Before I went to the toilet, I told my chick, I'm like,
• 1:00:23
  you don't love me. And I went to go cut on my dog and
• 1:00:27
  then I suking, and that's when she took me to the fucking toilet because
• 1:00:30
  I was you remember, yeah, everybody remember, And then I knocked out
• 1:00:35
  there. I guess okay, all right, all right, let me get
• 1:00:37
  this straight. Let me get this straight, to recap everybody, to recap
• 1:00:40
  everything that's going on, with all the noise going on, and everyone want
• 1:00:44
  to shout out to Rock Sampson right now because he was there when I was
• 1:00:49
  being like I am right now, Rock Sampson. Hell yeah, I know
• 1:00:52
  where you're at. Dog, I'm not here, that's sane. I'm ready,
• 1:01:00
  can't fill up put Rock Sampson is at the higher path right. He
• 1:01:13
  got four rings right now, he got four pips, four rings, four
• 1:01:17
  rings, four rings. All I'm saying though, So the one thing I
• 1:01:27
  wanted to bring back up, yeah Rock Sampson. So at one moment,
• 1:01:34
  at one moment, did your girlfriend, your partner, the woman you love,
• 1:01:40
  yeah, decide to think that it is a good idea as she saw
• 1:01:46
  you late like she saw him like that, put your face down, your
• 1:01:52
  your your legs like a little chicken leg thighs all to the toilet light.
• 1:02:00
  Have you addressed this issue? Like what made her take the picture? He
• 1:02:04
  wrote you, I think the reason she's Yeah, of course we have a
• 1:02:12
  thing through we have a thing. And I don't know about you guys,
• 1:02:15
  but this is between our friends. You can fall, you can fuck yourself
• 1:02:19
  up, breaking ankle, pretty come come close to dying. Before you help
• 1:02:23
  them. You take a picture, damn right because you have to. Yeah,
• 1:02:28
  so I think that's the reason why she took the picture. You just
• 1:02:30
  take the picture because you want to have the picture, because how else they're
• 1:02:34
  gonna learnt to happen? Yeah, how you gonna learn if you don't see
• 1:02:37
  that shit? I mean, I don't know, bro, It's just even
• 1:02:40
  at Coachella, I got a video of my girl puking, like before,
• 1:02:44
  I helped her and send that video. We're all up pictures out there.
• 1:02:49
  Hey, send that video to race so we can post it. Because he
• 1:02:51
  posted you're a picture right now, everybody, that picture that you saw anyway
• 1:02:54
  on the screen of him naked thrown on the floor, that's anyway right now,
• 1:02:59
  right turn on your air. Don't laugh at him because you know what,
• 1:03:01
  you know what it takes to do that and to be what is it.
• 1:03:07
  On a whole other note, celebrating for twenty I do want to I
• 1:03:13
  do want to celebrate for some of our other homies that are friends of the
• 1:03:16
  of the We Don't spoke the same podcast. Let's congratulate the winning only Eat
• 1:03:22
  code as Market for getting their liquor license in the city of hell Yeah,
• 1:03:28
  meeting that they will now be able to serve you, guys beer liquor and
• 1:03:34
  your favorite modist Gools in the city of East LA and you will be seeing
• 1:03:38
  them on the up on the next season of High Hungry coming at you very
• 1:03:44
  soon. So you're all fucked up and eat crunchy seafood now hell yeah exactly,
• 1:03:51
  and maybe a little coke in the bathroom. Put on that ray I
• 1:03:55
  sent some salt on it. Sending right now. Mind do this At a
• 1:04:01
  thirty we are gonna be doing the third giveaway which will which will mark the
• 1:04:06
  third thirty minute mark, and you won't get no free no no. Maris
• 1:04:11
  goes during that ship every and before goes Hey tell me why my chicken will
• 1:04:18
  be Hey, tell me why my chicken said Emilio, stop because I just
• 1:04:23
  said it terrage. You just said stop send that videoing out. I send
• 1:04:30
  that out. I own up the caleb. Sorry, I shock him right
• 1:04:39
  now. Hold on, let's do sometimes through right now. Oh that is
• 1:05:08
  nasty, bro. It was so funny, bro. I could said.
• 1:05:13
  My brothers are like, go help your girl, and I started laughing,
• 1:05:15
  pulled out my phone, and then I went to go get her water afterwards,
• 1:05:18
  smacker and I asked, real quick, all principle principle, baby,
• 1:05:25
  you're embarrassing the principle dog prince who have more embarrassing shit on each other though
• 1:05:30
  you were her meat or cheat. Oh yeah, you guys are saying,
• 1:05:34
  probably has a picture of your Yeah for sure. No, your girlfriend has
• 1:05:41
  a picture of your dick soft a soft picture and everything. We fucking break
• 1:05:53
  a thousand subscribing. There's a turtle head for you. Yeah. But all
• 1:06:01
  right, so you're gonna beat those GLOA, beat those free those those videos
• 1:06:08
  are gonna be up, and that picture is gonna be up available permanently on
• 1:06:12
  Patriot and for everybody that is getting the context and is wondering whatever you're talking
• 1:06:17
  about, those are gonna be individual posts that way, it helps as a
• 1:06:21
  recap, including the video of michaela throwing up. How many how many subscribers
• 1:06:26
  you have on your on your Patreon? Now, okay, hey, when
• 1:06:30
  when we get to one fifty, what I'm gonna do is I'll get a
• 1:06:31
  blow up picture and I'll sign it and we'll mail it to to something lucky
• 1:06:35
  wind. They gotta put it in their bathroom too, you know, right
• 1:06:42
  next to the mirror. I'll blow a picture of you. Yeah, they're
• 1:06:47
  just gonna punch it, dude, or a rug. Imagine a rug of
• 1:06:50
  me laying on the bathroom floor, like, hey, your homies knocked out
• 1:06:56
  right here, doc, Now that's my rug. No, you should have
• 1:06:57
  like a fathead on the wall, you know, like the just having like
• 1:07:01
  in the bathroom. Ball get your very own away fathead in the bathroom in
• 1:07:05
  your own tank of nas. Just on GP, I said, you know
• 1:07:10
  what, I did see somebody and I saw this video and I was like,
• 1:07:14
  I thought that we took the nozzle to the limit. But you know,
• 1:07:16
  doctor Susio, right listen, we didn't take it to the limit.
• 1:07:19
  That motherfucker in the high speed chase on the Afternoon News took it to the
• 1:07:24
  limit. So I saw this one video and my friend doctor Susio, who
• 1:07:28
  lives like in the middle of Texas now and he's been very much about the
• 1:07:30
  nos save team from one body's about the nozz, I bought a straight up
• 1:07:34
  till the counter. He has a pool in his backyard and he has this,
• 1:07:41
  you know, the thing that the Independent State motherfucker's on the airplane used
• 1:07:45
  for the fucking to breathe. He hooked that up to a medical great tank
• 1:07:49
  and was doing backstroke. I want you to we're doing we're retards doing it
• 1:07:57
  with don't even trip. We're primitive right here with the balloons. Primitive,
• 1:08:02
  we're straight monkeys. I do agree this same team Mars would make a cool
• 1:08:18
  ass monkey, though he make a crazy ass A ring of tang, same
• 1:08:24
  team, same team. Chili, you gotta draws all its different Chili You
• 1:08:31
  gotta you gotta, you gotta draws, is all at different kinds of money.
• 1:08:35
  I got, I got the idea. I'm waiting. I'm just gotta
• 1:08:39
  hook up with Chili shows. You can do it, yo, Chili,
• 1:08:41
  come on, we got this nine. We got it and bladded on the
• 1:08:45
  apes. We got that ship. It's so funny that you say that,
• 1:08:48
  but it's gonna be close. Yeah, but that that that will be fucking
• 1:08:54
  hilarious. Is it a damn? I feel like I keep switching balloons,
• 1:08:58
  just keep popping. No one's mind. When did you have a pink balloon?
• 1:09:01
  Now? I thought yours was. First it was yellow, then it
• 1:09:03
  was blue. We both got pink. It's pink because he's seen Pop team.
• 1:09:08
  Yeah, because they keep popping. But it's because we learned how to
• 1:09:13
  stretch him out. This is called real science. We did real science.
• 1:09:18
  I'm not even like your butthole anyway. Look at the big motherfucker. That's
• 1:09:25
  so you get that BBC and you're behind. That's how it stretched out you
• 1:09:29
  are. Anyway, you would know the BBC stretch. You cannot do this
• 1:09:34
  if you don't know. That's hell rego you know about the stretch. Really
• 1:09:41
  straight up abandoned the show. Look at him, he's gone, He's like,
• 1:09:43
  fuck this, I'm out. Yeah, he's straight out just said,
• 1:09:46
  you know what, that's five I got trapped on rings right there. He's
• 1:09:56
  on five for five right now. Oh ah, tickle tickle mother on.
• 1:10:02
  My homie's gotta die. Uh look, Ray, he's not here. It's
• 1:10:05
  not switching betweens right now, it's only on one. He's seen how Sammy
• 1:10:12
  just got up. I can't take this little lord, no real science.
• 1:10:15
  You know, Sammy's like just looking up to my vein. Ah, I'm
• 1:10:21
  fucking lit, bro, I'm not gonna lie. Oh yeah, because we
• 1:10:25
  ain't practicing crazy. Hey wait, you you would make a good Kurby,
• 1:10:30
  good Kurby. Honestly, you're not right. I think I would make a
• 1:10:32
  good Kirby, like in a movie or something. Sometimes you got away.
• 1:10:36
  We ain't Patrick Starr. Nah, human, I I have a home girl
• 1:10:44
  that could play the perfect Patrick Starry skinny lesbian you kicking with? She's not
• 1:10:46
  Patrick Starr? Which skinny lesbian? I don't know. I'm just I like
• 1:10:51
  which. I'm like which one? Disco bitch you guys cameras at he's not
• 1:11:00
  back? Yeah that's right, right, welcome back that one chick that we
• 1:11:06
  know that she that she thinks that she's back the start. She's not homies
• 1:11:11
  right now, there's my camera, blurry you let one out for the homies.
• 1:11:16
  Let's how do our best take and SpongeBob laugh Yeah yeah, yeah,
• 1:11:26
  come on, let's do this yeah, that's how. That's how. That's
• 1:11:32
  how your lasbian friend laughs at you. She's like nah laughs at you,
• 1:11:38
  very SpongeBob like or NAS like, like no, na, nah got it,
• 1:11:49
  Yeah you got it, you got it. Sounds like this in me.
• 1:11:55
  You think it's ever been up government way of paying for the ship,
• 1:12:02
  But like governments paid for this ship. Hell of time, hell of places
• 1:12:08
  for hella. Motherfuckers. They've been nased out way before we were even born.
• 1:12:12
  They were doing Nasma. We were like little. They were nausing it.
• 1:12:16
  In now they're doing the next ship that we think we're gonna be.
• 1:12:19
  How they were doing, no doubt about it. In nom they were on
• 1:12:24
  so much NAS we can't even express how do you think they were doing it
• 1:12:28
  though, just like we were. Hell yeah, there was a balloon descent
• 1:12:33
  US government. They would have used US government plastic baggies because it's the same,
• 1:12:40
  We're the same. They all said, Nasa Nasa. I guarantee you
• 1:12:45
  more people at NASA did NAS than anyone here they ever been before. They
• 1:12:50
  were probably in a NAS suit. They had a suit just to NASA with
• 1:12:55
  the fucking hose that goes straight. I guarantee that everyone in NASA has a
• 1:12:59
  naw t shirt. It says there a S and it doesn't have the A
• 1:13:03
  on it because they're laughing like a motherfucker. Ha ha ha ha naws uh
• 1:13:13
  nash. Did you see Did anybody see that fucking um that that that blast
• 1:13:21
  off from that that SpaceX shit that blew up? What happens? No,
• 1:13:28
  it blew up that that Yeah, that that whole thing on SpaceX fucking blew
• 1:13:32
  up. Bro. And if anybody saw that ship, that ship was fucking
• 1:13:35
  crazy because they were fucking cheering working. They were cheering hello hard for that
• 1:13:41
  ship. Yeah, shut up, Mark, Sergeant Karen b and David White,
• 1:13:45
  they were there anyway, they saw hold on, hold on, you're
• 1:13:48
  good? Ay, ways it cool. We can still hear you. Yeah,
• 1:13:53
  you just can't hear yourself. But it's sayither getting out stepped on?
• 1:13:57
  They saw that shit. Everybody saw it today. I'm sure I think this
• 1:14:00
  ship okay, but you shouted them out, but you like you shouted them
• 1:14:02
  out, like what what if they were they there? Yeah, this is
• 1:14:06
  the flat Earth Family. They were there. They saw it online. They
• 1:14:09
  all had a good laugh. I was there, flat Earth Family, And
• 1:14:15
  was there people in that ship? No, there was nobody in flat it
• 1:14:21
  was too flat. It's the only globe beat though there is. Man.
• 1:14:27
  That's crazy. I would have thought they would have been. Then. How
• 1:14:29
  come in how come in the past? How come we how to have people
• 1:14:30
  in it? Only when we make videos? They just gotta make a video
• 1:14:36
  and that'd be someone in there. I'm just saying, like I thought,
• 1:14:40
  every single rocket ship that went up in the air had fucking people in it.
• 1:14:45
  No, not all of them, brop This ain't some of them are
• 1:14:48
  robots. This ain't fucking little Einstein. Bro. Yeah, there's a ship
• 1:14:57
  in the sky and it's going real high. Little you would watch that ship?
• 1:15:08
  Shut up, dude, he does all. I didn't even know all
• 1:15:13
  the words ship of our favorite ruggish Yeah he whoever the fuck makes these jingles
• 1:15:23
  for these kids shows they gotta get they got. There's gotta be something worth
• 1:15:27
  more than a Grammy worth something? Yea, you made her kids going on?
• 1:15:31
  I know something crazy? You know that guy fucking gold Eagle go,
• 1:15:36
  I fucking did cocaine with that guy? Hell yeah, yeah, is there
• 1:15:42
  a picture approved Curly right up? I'll call my homie Curly right now.
• 1:15:46
  If he doesn't pick up if he's not what little is in right now,
• 1:15:50
  I'll tell him like curly yeah, curly yeah, curly yeah, that's what
• 1:15:56
  I'm saying. Curly yeah. I met the guy that seems, oh,
• 1:16:00
  diego go and the only reason why we fucking discounted on the eight ball if
• 1:16:05
  we recorded him saying go Diego go. This one was talking to him.
• 1:16:11
  And you know who, Burt, You know who burnt me with the cigarette
• 1:16:14
  at Coachella and I had no idea what her because I was lit amber Rose
• 1:16:17
  Greta Thumber, amber Rose Burberie with the cigarette and I didn't know it was
• 1:16:21
  her. At homegirl. Right when we walked out, she was like,
• 1:16:24
  you were so nonchalant with amber Rose and I was like, what do you
• 1:16:27
  mean. She's like when she burned you with the cigarette, like that was
• 1:16:30
  her, the porn star yeah, And they were like, yeah, that
• 1:16:32
  was her. I was like, I would have turned around like a jacket
• 1:16:38
  yeah, which calif Yeah, amber Rose jacket with her cigarette with the bald
• 1:16:45
  head. Yeah. Bro okay. So first of all, time on time,
• 1:16:49
  on time, I remember everybody time on time, tam on field,
• 1:16:51
  my balloon, I'm ted seven you hold on all right. I don't believe
• 1:16:55
  this. I want to see we didn't stand. I've been some fucking order,
• 1:17:00
  right, all right, So time about that's sick right there. He
• 1:17:09
  has six rings. Now he's going for the time. I'm Kobe dude,
• 1:17:14
  Damn Kobe Kurby. He Philip dude. Start? What was I ask?
• 1:17:27
  Are you anywhere? Um of the amber Rose? Okay, so this is
• 1:17:31
  all right. So she was behind you throughout the whole performance, and oh
• 1:17:35
  it was during metro booming. Okay, so she burned you. I'm that
• 1:17:39
  peak jacket. So I'm not gonna. I mean, I'm gonna at any
• 1:17:42
  moment when somebody hold on, hold on, hold on, when somebody burns
• 1:17:45
  me and somebody is going through me, and just if somebody does this shit
• 1:17:49
  to me, I'm automatically looking, like, get your drums off me,
• 1:17:54
  just automatically looking. So if somebody's gonna burn me, what was your first
• 1:17:58
  reaction? Or honestly, I didn't feel it until she was patting me off.
• 1:18:01
  So I was jamming out to metro Booming with my homegirls, and then
• 1:18:04
  I feel this. I thought someone was tapping my shoulder or something, and
• 1:18:09
  I turned around and I looked at her because she's a little bit taller than
• 1:18:12
  me, or I think it was her heels, but I'm like, I
• 1:18:15
  looked looked like this. And then she's like, I'm sorry I got you
• 1:18:18
  with my cigarette. I apologize and she went with that hat fast hug and
• 1:18:23
  I was jamming and I really didn't care when she saw how much she burned
• 1:18:29
  you. Yeah, dude, she was. She was like, literally,
• 1:18:30
  it wasn't just like a she could have fingered the hole because you know,
• 1:18:33
  if it's like a jacket, the little hole goes through a little you know
• 1:18:36
  what I mean? Like, no, no, no, what wasn't It
• 1:18:39
  wasn't like a crazy like burnt hole. But you could tell someone burnt me
• 1:18:44
  with something, you know. He shout out to thank you for the CONGRATU
• 1:18:50
  know if I know, if I would have known it, if I would
• 1:18:56
  have known it was hurt, I would have turned around and been like,
• 1:18:58
  can you at least buy me a new jag? It? Okay, so
• 1:19:00
  you wouldn't text her if you wouldn't have found out, that would have been
• 1:19:02
  Yeah. I would have been like, at least buy me a new jacket,
• 1:19:05
  introduced me to someone, or take me somewhere. Damn. She could
• 1:19:09
  have took me into the bathroom real quick, showed me her boobs. I
• 1:19:11
  would have been off, not even asking for a Yeah, just you know
• 1:19:15
  what I'm saying, like a little at least a drink, Let's be real,
• 1:19:18
  at least a dream, you know what I'm saying, at least a
• 1:19:20
  drink she gonna give you. She could have given you a little top off,
• 1:19:27
  little top off. You know. All I'm saying, all anyway saying
• 1:19:31
  is he could have used a little top all faction, you know what I'm
• 1:19:35
  saying, Just a little peepy touch. No, it was. I mean,
• 1:19:40
  she was being nice about it, but at the same time, I
• 1:19:42
  was just not nice enough. I would have been pissed off for sure.
• 1:19:48
  I would have been team, same titty team, same titties. But it
• 1:19:55
  wasn't my pink jacket though it was my green I have the same exact one,
• 1:19:58
  but in green. If it was the pink one, I would have
• 1:20:00
  been pissed off for sure. It would have ruined my whole mood. The
• 1:20:03
  whole day. Whole mood is kind of ruined by just you telling the story
• 1:20:10
  kind of a little bit kind of. But all I'm saying is that's a
• 1:20:15
  little bit too much, Bro, You're didn't crazy like you went to uh
• 1:20:20
  you went to Japan, Bro, and the consumerism was through the roof dog.
• 1:20:26
  And it trips me out that like, if only every business in America
• 1:20:30
  ran that way, where they treated it like a Costco for examples, that
• 1:20:32
  the American enterprise would be triumph triumphing right now. How every how every business
• 1:20:41
  in America is working through p PP loan Welcome too, still two years later,
• 1:20:48
  two years later, what did you say? I said, Welcome to
• 1:20:51
  Costco? I love you? Hell yeah yeah. Punching brand the Costco is
• 1:21:00
  a mission for everybody who keeps telling me to punch bread at Costco is let
• 1:21:04
  me tell you right now, the real there's a lot of bread at Costco.
• 1:21:10
  Just so you know, Costco he's on punches every loaf of bread that
• 1:21:15
  he loves for all of you. That's why you know why though, Because
• 1:21:18
  Costco don't have a clearance clear team. Somebody has nas babies, all you
• 1:21:25
  motherfucker's on the nas same team. When somebody punches a fucking loaf of bread
• 1:21:30
  Costco, that shit ends up at the swap meet. It doesn't end up
• 1:21:34
  at ross, It doesn't end up at food for lass. It ends up
• 1:21:39
  at the swam meet to some fucking white food who looks like you're fucking grandma
• 1:21:43
  in a horror movie, talking about five dollars with his loaf of bread and
• 1:21:46
  shit next to the dog food he got at Costco wherever he's talking about.
• 1:21:51
  They can fill him up as fast as he does too, don't trip.
• 1:21:56
  Hell yeah, tickle, if you have as many dogs, I don't know
• 1:22:00
  how to tell the little, the little, the shape of the little of
• 1:22:02
  the little. Uh. That's that sound that we lie. You're able to
• 1:22:06
  tell the shape of the of the kibble, you know what I'm saying.
• 1:22:11
  Look the kibbles already, they look just like the nuggets. Does kibble looks
• 1:22:17
  just like our nuggets? So nuggets are human kibble? Yep, damn.
• 1:22:23
  I never thought about like this. I never thought about that chat room,
• 1:22:30
  chat room. Everybody that's in there right now, our our chicken nuggets,
• 1:22:39
  the kibble form for humans. We're in the same shapes as kibble. And
• 1:22:43
  we'd be grubbing that ship with all the dipping sauces. Give me all the
• 1:22:46
  dipping Saucesween sour Frank's red hot, give me that motherfucking all that sauce,
• 1:22:51
  hots of Fire, Frank's Red Hot. We got all kinds of of that
• 1:22:58
  Popeye's black pet. We got that black and black and pepper. I didn't
• 1:23:03
  even know they had that black and pepper on pop Popeyes. I brought strawberry
• 1:23:08
  biscuits. What you say, my bad? I got nas out. You
• 1:23:14
  now know that's the power of NAS. You can be superhuman and NOZ will
• 1:23:18
  take you there. If you passed out, you gotta call me nos daddy.
• 1:23:25
  That's what the rules are, dude, all right, daddy hens daddy
• 1:23:29
  feel me. I don't like it when you bought make it sound too aggressive,
• 1:23:33
  dude. Yeah, like daddy, that's all I'm saying. Thanks,
• 1:23:42
  But you know, I feel like when a Waite said, daddy, yeah,
• 1:23:46
  that's always dos. No everybody can everybody everybody but step tone Hell yeah,
• 1:23:54
  fill them up too, because I said so, bitch, step tone.
• 1:24:00
  That's the only one from a friend from music. No, Daddy.
• 1:24:01
  He made I feel violated just by him saying it, Like like, I'm
• 1:24:09
  just like, damn, dude, I don't even have a pussy, but
• 1:24:12
  I feel like strim tickle tickle tickle, feel that shit up extra big because
• 1:24:21
  Ray said so bitch, well you have a ballot Philip where we had whatever
• 1:24:30
  the race right it is, yeah, ray ladies and gentleman, bro it
• 1:24:40
  is that top. Yeah you know what this is. This is the one
• 1:24:44
  for the fucking bong. Alright, we have the rig is gonna read the
• 1:24:47
  last one bong right there to the show with the fucking crowd. It's right
• 1:24:50
  there. It's right there here, Sammy, you show him if I don't
• 1:24:57
  drop to see this, can you show it right bom. This is a
• 1:25:03
  Special Cave Bomb. I'm not even stressing because I know you got that touch
• 1:25:09
  like a fucker special Okay that glassblow or not not the kind of of sniff
• 1:25:15
  that's that's the artist's name is Special Cave. I catch it. Yeah,
• 1:25:19
  you know he donated this ship. Shout out the heady Hut. Wasn't for
• 1:25:26
  you know, like you guys. You guys wouldn't to give me this mong
• 1:25:29
  But yeah, hero yet to you guys. You know that's out there watching
• 1:25:32
  patroon. This can't go to one of you guys. They he's fucking pretty
• 1:25:38
  heavy too. It is pretty heavy. You can knock somebody the fuck out
• 1:25:41
  with that, mom, but don't do it up. That's not same team.
• 1:25:45
  That's not saying, and it's a waste up a bomb somebody's head.
• 1:25:49
  Listen, just so you know, every time you bust somebody's head open,
• 1:25:53
  they was being dumb like you was all the time. We all do dumb
• 1:25:57
  shit. Stop busting heads open anyway, Bake up? What come on?
• 1:26:02
  Come on, he's not even empty. Hey, we ain't got some full
• 1:26:06
  balloon. Finish dam finish it because the fall because he's got superhuman time,
• 1:26:14
  same team fan, same team super human string. Anyway, it looks like
• 1:26:21
  with the press version of one of the Animatiac's pigeons the security pace. All
• 1:26:30
  right, let's get the third fucking giveaway. This is for another Patreon user.
• 1:26:36
  Patreon users, by the way, everybody who has been beating on a
• 1:26:41
  compitter on Twitch. I'm gonna do it first place to fifth place, so
• 1:26:45
  it's gonna be at the end, all right. But all I'm saying is
• 1:26:47
  right now, this is for the bong and the other and the rest of
• 1:26:49
  the price bag. The winner on Patreon is the one and only Tyler one
• 1:26:58
  set of Tyler seven one four later, Tyler, This fucking dope ass,
• 1:27:08
  Tickle Tickle Tickle, Tyler, what's up Dog seven little Blue out for him
• 1:27:13
  talking. I'll let him out a whole watch. That's why you keep having
• 1:27:15
  to refill up that quif. That was on me for Tyler. I'm sorry
• 1:27:21
  you ever had a quif? Yeah? Yeah, I had many of them.
• 1:27:25
  Yeah. First, it weird when you like when you when you go
• 1:27:30
  in there, it feels like if you want to laugh finger at the time,
• 1:27:32
  but at the same time you're like, that's right, that's right.
• 1:27:34
  Equally, what I would do is I would put my fingers in and spread
• 1:27:38
  it on purpose, so they would quiff more. Damn manywait, like when
• 1:27:44
  the quick like this bitch is gonna be walking you see laughing Moses that been
• 1:27:47
  like pop by the sailor man in the back. Yeah, but like he's
• 1:27:51
  just fucking like yeah, but I don't know. He's probably done it too.
• 1:27:58
  That's exactly why he was last laughing because he done it too. He's
• 1:28:00
  like, I'm gonna make this bitch queak when this girl walks out this room,
• 1:28:02
  so everyone knows I hit it right. I would do that shit on
• 1:28:06
  purpose, probably like y'all she's queeking because of me, Just wucking throw two
• 1:28:11
  fingers in and spread a two times be proud of that. Que. Yeah
• 1:28:17
  that is how did you How long did it take for you to figure that
• 1:28:20
  out? About eight pumps? Yeah, that's exactly how Bro. I just
• 1:28:29
  figured it out. I don't know. I started telling I started telling my
• 1:28:32
  nephews that too. I'm like, Yo, when you're fingering a bitch like
• 1:28:35
  stick these two middle fingers in and do the Spider Man, but the spread
• 1:28:39
  it opens, so you're just giving them the DeLeo Academy. So what I'm
• 1:28:49
  like, you're just giving them the Delio Academy all of it. He's just
• 1:28:57
  like when he's like, just no, these two fingers, Yeah, I
• 1:29:03
  thought you figured that out as it goes, you know, You're just like
• 1:29:06
  I don't know, maybe it doesn't go good like this. Maybe yeah,
• 1:29:10
  I don't know. You just fucking go. You just figure that out as
• 1:29:12
  it goes. Nah, Die, you got you gotta get put on game
• 1:29:17
  for ship like that. Did you get taken to it? Did you get
• 1:29:20
  taken to a hooker house about your dad? Nah? I mean like,
• 1:29:26
  yeah, did you know those fools you don't talk about, like you know
• 1:29:28
  what foods they got taken to? Like ja, that's why Sammy don't wake
• 1:29:40
  up Sammy, wake up sleeping? You look like the food from the painting.
• 1:29:58
  I was like in high school, you got to do the Spider Man
• 1:30:00
  and they would always like, okay, So first of all, like,
• 1:30:03
  did you get taken to a whorehouse? Bro? I can't remember. I
• 1:30:09
  can't remember, but if I remember this right, someone had told me no.
• 1:30:14
  It was like Bro, they had told someone had told me they're like
• 1:30:17
  used the Spider Man, and it stuck with me and ever since then,
• 1:30:20
  Like, Bro, I remember in high school, who was a soldier?
• 1:30:23
  Boys? Nah, just put it this way, Bro, all the homegirls
• 1:30:28
  loved me in high school. Dog straight up? Hell yeah? Tickle tickle,
• 1:30:31
  tickle, flick flick flick up. I'm saying anyone that in here that
• 1:30:39
  still doesn't know, you gotta do the Spider Man. You gotta tickle it
• 1:30:43
  and you gotta but you gotta be careful because they might not leave. They
• 1:30:45
  might never leave your life after that. If you use a Spider Man,
• 1:30:48
  That's what happened. Man, Sometimes they will stick around. You gotta shake
• 1:30:51
  them off. Ka never left Spider Man. What's the Spider Man? Bro?
• 1:31:00
  You gotta got everybody stick it in these two fingers and you pull a
• 1:31:03
  spider Man. But then your palm, your palm has gotta be facing them
• 1:31:08
  too, so you gotta give it that little Yeah, like everybody's at the
• 1:31:11
  cross roads right now. They want to make it real, but they don't
• 1:31:14
  want fuck, they don't want that crazy bitch hanging out all the time.
• 1:31:18
  Yeah, exactly. You want to hit it. You're just trying to hate
• 1:31:21
  it and quit it one time, palm. Don't hit him with the Spider
• 1:31:25
  Man. You want to hit it a couple more times after that, hit
• 1:31:29
  him with the Spider Man before you stick it in Guarantee, she's gonna call
• 1:31:32
  you back the next day to give her the dirty sanchs after. Life's not
• 1:31:36
  about dirty sand chairs, hang Rusty trombone, Rusty, that's a thirsty Lopez.
• 1:31:48
  Life's about children, I remember that shit. Life's not about Yeah,
• 1:31:57
  it's about a wholesome shit. But hey, bro back to the whole thing.
• 1:32:01
  So are we gonna expect to get another picture of you in the future?
• 1:32:05
  Maybe maybe this is there an unreleased picture, like there's unreleased Okay,
• 1:32:10
  all right, let's just really put it. I'm not talking. Let's just
• 1:32:13
  say that's a real Let's just let's just say you're like your girl for getting
• 1:32:19
  a big fight. She's like, I'm not. I didn't wait anyway no
• 1:32:23
  more. You know what funk this? I'm releasing his pet that picture.
• 1:32:27
  Nah, I'm saying, I'm a Peerah, bro, Well see that's it's
• 1:32:30
  kind of like yochayla, what's that picture? Nah? Bro, I'm embrace
• 1:32:38
  my dog like I'm I'm gonna be real. I don't have a huge one.
• 1:32:41
  That's not small either, but I wouldn't be scared, like if someone
• 1:32:45
  leaked the picture of my ship, Like I don't care, bro, like
• 1:32:47
  he would put your mark on it. Yeah, you know what I'm saying,
• 1:32:53
  Like nothing like that. But nah, she's got some videos that could
• 1:32:57
  that could fuck me up a little bit. You know what I'm saying,
• 1:33:00
  Like video is all soft, well just videos, just videos are being sucked
• 1:33:04
  up saying some shit or fucking doing some shit, you know what I'm saying,
• 1:33:08
  Like saying that inward a couple of times with Yeah, I've never been
• 1:33:12
  sucked up to do shit like that, but it's just one of those things
• 1:33:14
  where it's just like you would pick it up like one of those guys party
• 1:33:17
  R guy. We're a big shout out to all the girls that ain't haters.
• 1:33:26
  Yeah, you guys are the bed up. Yeah, the girl shout
• 1:33:31
  out my girlfriend for making sure that nothing went too far in Las Vegas and
• 1:33:41
  because very well it could have gone too far at what at any moment And
• 1:33:45
  there is footage of this where it was it kind of did go too far,
• 1:33:50
  but yeah, I was just it was it just it gain it just
• 1:33:55
  went? How did it? What was it? How does the song say?
• 1:33:58
  How did we let it get too far? You're that? Wait?
• 1:34:02
  How faded were you? Though? Was it like? Was it like when
• 1:34:05
  we took little jump to Vegas? Faded? It felt like that time right
• 1:34:10
  before you passed out and nodded out on the nas. That's how it felt
• 1:34:14
  like it was. It was just like the moment I woke up like I
• 1:34:16
  was just violet, like I this, I threw a tank at fucking just
• 1:34:21
  exaber. I was like, you don't tell me to stop, and I
• 1:34:25
  just threw it out like this. What would you have done it actually did
• 1:34:30
  have them? It would have felt like you bought like a thousand. I
• 1:34:32
  probably would have like like I don't know if first this thing, I wouldn't
• 1:34:35
  like maybe ask my girlfriend burged the please drop him to the hospital, because
• 1:34:40
  she would have been the sober one, like but it once I realized it
• 1:34:44
  would have been an examer and he has no health in shares, I was
• 1:34:45
  like, well, you're illegal here too, so I would have been,
• 1:34:47
  like I want to say, as the most experienced naz motherfucker in the room
• 1:34:54
  right now, that not even rayed with all the nas I could give them,
• 1:34:58
  couldn't even know what that feels like, you know, but let me
• 1:35:02
  tell you, this is what it feels like, Ray, And you ain't
• 1:35:05
  even got here now, I think the thing you can't even know that feeling
• 1:35:11
  yet. Zone doesn't apologize until after the fact. He's got to register it
• 1:35:16
  for like a solid thirty minutes and you're damn run yeah. And then even
• 1:35:21
  that's if maybe he apologizes. If not, if he makes a mistake doing
• 1:35:26
  something fucked up, he'll make it seem like he purposely did. I'll tell
• 1:35:29
  you what. I'll just say that that I could fuck up on Ray's behalf
• 1:35:32
  and he don't have to apologize. That's what it feels like. It feels
• 1:35:38
  like Ray don't even have to apologize for a fuck up that he made.
• 1:35:44
  It's like the tenth balloon that he hasn't even popped yet. Facts did.
• 1:35:48
  I'll apologize for it to get to ten by the end of the stream.
• 1:35:54
  For sure, we get to shock away on fucking camera. No, I
• 1:36:04
  don't want to punch anyway. Always been behaving. Okay, we're not punching
• 1:36:09
  nobody. And no was sharing another freaking video picture away that I got.
• 1:36:16
  Yeah, how about hey, any of you that shows a fucked up picture
• 1:36:19
  anyway, that's fucked up. He's a cool motherfucker. Something's wrong with you?
• 1:36:24
  No got you there? You saying something's wrong with I get held.
• 1:36:31
  I get hell of joy of seeing that naked picture of him on the floor.
• 1:36:35
  I'll mak he's gonna stop doing this show if y'all do that. Na,
• 1:36:40
  na, bro, I appreciate you, brother. I'm gonna be really
• 1:36:43
  you. It's closing down man. One with the scar it's like closing the
• 1:36:47
  Patreon down for that. That's all the one with the scar. When I
• 1:36:50
  was out, I was all fried. Bro, that's not nearly as bad
• 1:36:56
  as you be naked on the floor. That's why I said I was.
• 1:37:00
  He tried it out with the big old scarf on him. Yeah, that
• 1:37:04
  is not nearly as bad as enough as him. Just do this balloon for
• 1:37:09
  everyone that ended up naked, fucked up on the floor with a selfie of
• 1:37:13
  it. That's fucked up. That's fucked up. Hey, that's just growth
• 1:37:17
  nausis for you. I do want to point this out. Some of us
• 1:37:21
  are true fighters to the fucking end, bro, Some of us are real
• 1:37:26
  fighters to the end, and some of us fight that battle to the end,
• 1:37:30
  and we try to fucking fight it out to the point where we pass
• 1:37:33
  out. I'm one of those people where my last recollection of my moment before
• 1:37:39
  I pass out, it's probably the moment where I'm highest on them adreadaline or
• 1:37:44
  whatever it is. That the reason that is is because we don't let our
• 1:37:47
  guard down. So whenever you get caught the definition of the strong right there.
• 1:37:54
  Wait, you get caught off guard like that in a moment and it
• 1:37:58
  looks all natural like that because you literally gave out. There was strong.
• 1:38:02
  Yeah, up, straight up, face down naked us in the picture.
• 1:38:05
  They didn't take They all all our best friends took it. All the ship
• 1:38:13
  were still alive. Yeah, what do you think we shout out to my
• 1:38:16
  bestie and all her pictures to me when I was fucked up. Thanks,
• 1:38:19
  how did we lear? Hell yeah, hell yeah, I thought we Well,
• 1:38:28
  yeah, I thought I was at work. Somebody's him, somebody send
• 1:38:34
  her that email. I gotta check it truck right now. Hell yeah,
• 1:38:44
  hell yeah, shout out. Told my chuckers out there, put it on
• 1:38:47
  my glass. I've been there before, though, man, like where you've
• 1:38:51
  been, it's been too far. But because I've been that person where it
• 1:38:55
  goes too far, I have been that person that goes too far, very
• 1:39:00
  much true, and every once in a while happened so often. But all
• 1:39:05
  I'm saying is I'm sorry. That's all he's saying is I'm sorry. Aside
• 1:39:10
  from that is that there was a moment in time where I did not know
• 1:39:15
  how to give up, and I had that warrior fucking mentality where I was
• 1:39:20
  he coked up. Even though I was fucking wasted, I was still fighting
• 1:39:25
  like a silverback gorilla. You know though I was Hell yeah, in my
• 1:39:28
  five senses, Hell yeah. That was just Henny Coke top days. If
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  you guys know Henny Coke Top, that was his day. That's not one
• 1:39:39
  though, Henny Coke top Rosty is a mom of Hey, I'm here to
• 1:39:43
  tell you, as abusers, we got a long way to go. Dude
• 1:39:46
  that don't put it in the pool. It'll be fine. And all I'm
• 1:39:51
  saying, as a current abuser had before twenty everybody, Happy birthday, healing
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  whoever fucking stop saying that, Sammy dude seven. Yeah, that's Tom Brady
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  right there right, number seventy. Why don't you not get one? That's
• 1:40:14
  great? You? I hate that noise, stepped one. I fucking hate
• 1:40:25
  that noise. Every time you do that fucking noise, he just sounds like
• 1:40:29
  Lizzo farts. Oh liz girl, Like just oh so bad. He would
• 1:40:41
  have owed me a new laptop. I would have busted an amber rose.
• 1:40:44
  It would have been like, well you should have just stepped forward. No,
• 1:40:45
  no, you would have honestly it throwed my balloon dogs behind you.
• 1:40:56
  All right. So we are eight minutes away from the last giveaway current League,
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  current Lee. The people that are gonna be claiming the giveaways on twitch
• 1:41:11
  for the thirty the twenty five dollars Bart's Barbecue gift card, current le number
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  one, mister quest view number two, three, ice three or three,
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  number three, John nine, oh nine, number four, Eileen Divine and
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  number five most blooded. This is currently before the cutoff time at nine o'clock,
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  nine o'clock, we're gonna pick the top five people on twitch to get
• 1:41:35
  that fucking that gift card. So don't let it slip away. Don't let
• 1:41:44
  it slip away. How did we let it get too far? Because we
• 1:41:48
  did not obey attention, We did not obide by thirty minutes, fus thirty
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  minutes. We push it to the limit limit looking for twenties. Wenna,
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  wait thirty minutes? Straight up? Pickups? You got the nause ups?
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  Yeah, this is the bat Yeah to the nause ups. Sh nase ups?
• 1:42:17
  Straight up? What nas baby? Trying trying to breathe? Ten thousand
• 1:42:24
  tanks. Nobody got me a couple of water down there? Please? Yeah,
• 1:42:28
  I need some water, bro. There ain't no moody down there.
• 1:42:30
  You guys are on your own with your parchedst themselves. Oh my god,
• 1:42:38
  this is how you get rid of pickups in thirties. Second no no no
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  no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
• 1:42:47
  no no no no no no. That's will really killed the whole water.
• 1:42:53
  That's how. That's how I know you're not lying about working out on dogs
• 1:42:56
  when you can kill a whole water like that, Bro, I want to
• 1:42:59
  fuck someone gave me a fuck you hiccup. Sorry, that's how you get
• 1:43:05
  rid of them and then you do more na. Thank you, Kristen.
• 1:43:13
  Yeah, so it won't feel me up for water. You know. If
• 1:43:15
  I'm a wake up, you're gonna sleep like a baby tonight. Though,
• 1:43:18
  don't worry. I'm fucking high a na or nitres either or I don't know.
• 1:43:27
  I gotta wake up early to go to La tomorrow or not La,
• 1:43:30
  to to Vegas tomorrow. You're gonna go processue yourself tomorrow. I'm gonna go
• 1:43:34
  see the fight. Okay. Anyway, which one are your sponsors? Is
• 1:43:40
  paid for this? No one brou here Nigerian sponsored Prince pay you for that?
• 1:43:47
  Kolito? Na, No I wish. Are you going to the fight?
• 1:43:53
  Are you going to a bar in Vegas and watching the fight? Oh
• 1:43:55
  yeah, I'm going. I'm well, see this is the plan. So
• 1:43:58
  originally with me and my dad, You're you're puppy. So yeah, so
• 1:44:01
  my dad he he has a lot of like good luck gambling, bro,
• 1:44:04
  Like he's hit big ays, jackpots and shit. So your dad is the
• 1:44:08
  gambling. Yeah, like yeah, so shout out to rooms. Yeah,
• 1:44:11
  shout out to my dad, got me comp rooms at the MGM, and
• 1:44:14
  then he's staying at the wind got my sister comp rooms at the Caesars.
• 1:44:18
  So we're all using three different comps at three different hotels. And so the
• 1:44:24
  plan is we're gonna go gamble together, like yeah, to go to t
• 1:44:30
  J. Yeah, you'll leave for them. Go on, do you think
• 1:44:34
  they're doing my dad, We're gonna go gamble, run our bag up,
• 1:44:39
  and when the numbers touch right, we're gonna go watch the fight. But
• 1:44:42
  if the numbers don't touch how we want them to be, then we're gonna
• 1:44:45
  go to you know, like they have like the showings, like the bar
• 1:44:46
  showing, but wherever they're doing this Donkey show, Why don't you tell your
• 1:44:51
  dads to set up a fighting show? Plus nas no baby at the Donkey
• 1:45:02
  show? Why don't you tell your dad to set up a cock fight in
• 1:45:04
  the hotel room? They do showing all the same thing. Don't know how
• 1:45:11
  you can get the chickens up there? Ho God, one step, one
• 1:45:14
  step at the time, the question was yeah, the question was he said
• 1:45:17
  crazy. He said, my dad's always getting hotel rooms comped and everything.
• 1:45:21
  I'm crazy. Why doesn't your dad just set up cock fights in the hotel
• 1:45:25
  room. I wonder if anybody has ever done that. You're crazy because he
• 1:45:29
  is the cock fight. A cock fight in the fucking vega. Sweet.
• 1:45:32
  If you just bring two chickens, I think you could do it. That
• 1:45:34
  would be. That would be in the pay per view. Guy, you'll
• 1:45:38
  fight of all time at the MGM sweep. Actually walk into the MGM bro
• 1:45:45
  and they're just like, hey, we got word you you're hosting. And
• 1:45:47
  you think there's a Mike Tyson of chickens, Baby, like you think there's
• 1:45:53
  a Mike Tys is like, no, they put in the nesting Mexico for
• 1:45:56
  sure, there's that one that just like you think that's like, hey,
• 1:45:59
  this chicken like he picked the ear off this other chicken. And we're gonna
• 1:46:01
  have to bring Geo to that dog. Hell yeah, Geo's gonna have to
• 1:46:05
  come. I'm not I'm not all people. I'm not for making animals fight
• 1:46:11
  each other for my entertainment or well game. But if I'm gonna be talking
• 1:46:15
  about a traditional thing and people are gonna be doing this in other countries where
• 1:46:19
  I'm not from because I am Larry. He's gonna be coming with them.
• 1:46:21
  Then I'm gonna judge like world, I will judge it like every American does
• 1:46:29
  so well of everything they don't know, We're gonna judge it completely. So
• 1:46:33
  all I'm saying is, whenever your Mexican has dad wants to set him cock
• 1:46:38
  fights at the MGM, grand invite me. Do you think your dad's gonna
• 1:46:42
  do that? I doubt it, Bro, He'll probably bitch at me before
• 1:46:45
  he does that. He'll start yelling at That's what That's what we're talking about.
• 1:46:48
  Cock fight. He'll he'll start yelling at me before he actually here.
• 1:46:55
  Like times wed they probably tell me, Broy, wait, have you ever
• 1:46:59
  been to a swimmers For? Everybody wishes they were at us. Everybody wishes
• 1:47:03
  they were at a singer's funny until they go to one. I know,
• 1:47:09
  Bro, I wonder then when they get that one there hella happy. They're
• 1:47:12
  like, hell yeah, let all these titties, Ohm, I getting all
• 1:47:15
  this shit. That shit becomes shy central to a lot of people that ain't
• 1:47:18
  ready for it. I'll tell you that. Listen, if you ain't ready
• 1:47:20
  for it, you better not because yeah, yeah, you get scanned with
• 1:47:26
  they're supposed to be there to hold that ship down, and you walk in
• 1:47:29
  there already I'm buckling your pants and you're like, I ain't used to this
• 1:47:30
  ship and it's been better get used to it real quick. Yeah, I'm
• 1:47:34
  gonna tell you what Sammy making. I'm gonna tell you what carpet I've been
• 1:47:45
  had the most pa shit ever. Better get used to it. Yeah,
• 1:47:47
  because everyone else is gonna use that ship up if you don't, right to
• 1:47:51
  read up my ship for somebody randomly just sucking your dick and while you're doing
• 1:47:56
  an interview because yeah, yeah, I'll talk. So this was abn there
• 1:48:01
  would be a good chance with somebody's randomly hold on before theopping in every room,
• 1:48:09
  no dead ass, Yeah, I sure top from the right kind that
• 1:48:15
  you wanted from like up to three fucking porn stars right now. Was like,
• 1:48:18
  hey, an two twenty three, how many origins haven't been in with
• 1:48:23
  you? They're like, oh, probably like three or four. Protected always
• 1:48:29
  dog, raw dog for life, raw dog for life. But we get
• 1:48:30
  tested every week. Boys, That's what I'm saying. I'm saying, like,
• 1:48:34
  so are you guys like the Captain Planet kids where you're like, where's
• 1:48:38
  your last test? Oh, three days ago, Captain Planet raw Dog y,
• 1:48:43
  you don't know, you don't know, fucking know, like the chick
• 1:48:45
  fucking sorry if there's any chicks, and like, you know, the like
• 1:48:47
  life, same team goes raw Dog, bit a fucking plant, being a
• 1:48:54
  doctor Pepper in the morning, she's all good, of course once again with
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  the shoulder in the morning. That's a Sammy say truth, it's not just.
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  It's not just. It's not just as a playing b bro. It's
• 1:49:06
  like, you know, it's like a man B is the same as playing
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  ce. Don't trip. It's all the same team. It's all the same
• 1:49:13
  team, bam or unless just stick it into pooper, you never know.
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  Land C is close to planning stairs Raw Dog. Everybody sticking into pooper you
• 1:49:21
  never have a snooper. But everybody knows that before COVID they were going to
• 1:49:29
  raw Dog. They didn't care, they didn't care. Raw Dog didn't stop,
• 1:49:33
  COVID didn't stop nobody during the Raw Dog Raw dogging Man. But you
• 1:49:39
  know you're sticking in the poop and y'all waring raw Dog during COVID, you
• 1:49:43
  know you did. It's almost like before COVID. We'd all sum me.
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  You know what I'm saying, shan Ain't that truth? Wah wah wah.
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  Y'all know before a big orange president told you was gonna happen. Yeah,
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  hell yeah. Hey for the current president I have in my hand. If
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  my current is watching this life beat, I'm so sorry. I'm totally like
• 1:50:12
  this. It's time for planning stairs stairs. But with that being said,
• 1:50:25
  it is time for the fourth giveaway, and this is for the Ring.
• 1:50:30
  The first two giveaways, you guys got the Quest back. The second one
• 1:50:33
  got the Bomb by Sammy and by Special K. And this is for the
• 1:50:39
  Patreon people. If you want to get it on dope giveaways like this once
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  a month, join us on Patreon for just five dollars. For just five
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  dollars, you can join us on Patreona. Hey wait, wake up,
• 1:50:54
  if you're not dropping Benji's on this ship right here, this is one hundred
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  and ups Benji Zone leads away. Awake for this spreend the Benji right now.
• 1:51:04
  Because of Benji munching, y'all make straight the fuck up. So I'm
• 1:51:12
  gonna go ahead and pick up and they're dropping a Benji right now. You
• 1:51:15
  was holding out. You was being tight, it was being cheap, it
• 1:51:20
  was being cheap. Let me show you. I actually this is the second
• 1:51:28
  time, and this is this is the second time this happened. Christ No,
• 1:51:31
  no, no, no, this is the second time this does happen.
• 1:51:34
  Now this is I'm so burned up to document this. You see this,
• 1:51:42
  this Benji is on all you cheap motherfucker is And this is for all
• 1:51:46
  you homies with the cheap bastards who could throw a hundred up. That's on
• 1:51:51
  them. This one's on me, all right, steps one, you can
• 1:52:00
  dude, that's number eight. That's number eight right here. Take one back.
• 1:52:10
  That's two right there, for too many motherfuckers stopping cheap. That's Friday's
• 1:52:16
  fellows. They forced it back for all you motherfuckers, for all you motherfuckersucker,
• 1:52:26
  for all you patrons. Anytime he does this, we usually end up
• 1:52:30
  feeling to take up for him. So just f thank you, thank you,
• 1:52:39
  step than you, thank all you guys, thank you on behalf of
• 1:52:43
  being a fool. Thank you. But with that being said, the winner,
• 1:52:49
  the fourth winner of the ring, the winner of the fucking Ring,
• 1:52:55
  is Luis Romanto on Patreon. Congratulation Louise Les Romato on Patreon, congratulations dm
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  me and showed me prove or dm me on Patreon. Everybody who went on
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  Patreon, damn my. Hell yeah yeah that's homies ha ha. That's science,
• 1:53:20
  bitches, that's real science. Ha ha. All I'm saying is all
• 1:53:27
  the people that want today dm me on there, and believe me, We're
• 1:53:30
  gonna have more giveaways as it goes along. I'm gonna get into right now
• 1:53:35
  the people that won the gift card on Patreon for Bart's barbecue. So if
• 1:53:43
  you won on on what is it on Patreon or the YouTube dustin, congratulations.
• 1:53:47
  But right now we are about to get into the Twitch winners. So
• 1:53:53
  everybody who submitted us too was off the hook straight up. That was the
• 1:53:58
  that was the most legendary one. So I'm getting like the ship caught up
• 1:54:02
  in the fucking court. We went wilding out at naws Fest two smoke Fest
• 1:54:08
  two that was like Nasberry Farms, gnaws Berry Farm, late night that late
• 1:54:16
  night and we went hard and a point star hell yeah to her now fuck
• 1:54:23
  her. But yeah, she was crying that night though. I was like,
• 1:54:27
  what's going on? It's nas for you girl. So yeah, but
• 1:54:31
  nonetheless. So, uh, everybody who donated, now we are about to
• 1:54:36
  contribute. We are about to add it up. So if you contribute to
• 1:54:41
  it, I am refreshing it. So we're about to announce first through fifth
• 1:54:45
  place, the fourth prize or the fifth prize. If you do hear your
• 1:54:49
  name, if you hear your use your name on twitch right now? You
• 1:54:55
  are you? You currently won a fucking dope. That's what is it?
• 1:55:00
  A gift card to Bart's barbecue. So that's all I'm saying, Yo,
• 1:55:04
  damn what the hell? Man? Hell yeah, we gotta yeah, we
• 1:55:15
  gotta respect the tank. Hell yeah, I respect all your motherfucks. Hell
• 1:55:19
  yeah, hell yeah, yeah hell to the nas. All right, so
• 1:55:29
  hell yeah, hell yeah. I haven't got to give him one? Hell
• 1:55:32
  yeah? He wait, woke up? Give him one? Is that what
• 1:55:38
  you tell your boyfriend? Feel me up? No? I said, hell
• 1:55:43
  yeah, yeahs a balloon. He hasn't touches a balloon over here? Can
• 1:55:46
  Ray deserves? Like? First of all, he has a wife. He
• 1:55:50
  has a wife, ticks to him, who can take the balloon to the
• 1:55:53
  tank. And I'm sure that's what she's been doing. That's why he's been
• 1:55:58
  quiet and not throwing balloons at us straight up. Salute to his wife.
• 1:56:01
  Hell yeah, one thousand balloons, Yeah, straight up. It's a real
• 1:56:06
  one right there. What the fuck are that? She's like? Ray,
• 1:56:09
  would you like a balloon? Here you go, babe, Ray, do
• 1:56:12
  all my balloons? Oh hey, this miss Morning shot out one thousand balloons
• 1:56:19
  on but half a ray. You heard that? Ray? He jigglely Puff
• 1:56:27
  has had enough over here. I don't know who jiggly Puff is, but
• 1:56:30
  I got a thousand belloon, one thousand balloons for jiggly Hell yeah, fill
• 1:56:39
  it up. So let's go ahead and get into the winners, all right,
• 1:56:44
  winner number one? All right, quite understand, because we're about We're
• 1:56:46
  almost there. They're the only one making noise. We're almost there. Coming
• 1:56:53
  in that fifth place for the Bart's Barbecue gift card is on Twitch most under
• 1:57:00
  to score blunted eight one eight. Congratulations for fifth place, fourth place,
• 1:57:06
  I Lean Divine, Thank you so much. Salute to you, I Lean
• 1:57:11
  Divine. Third place is Jahan nine on nine ahead nine on nine. Second
• 1:57:17
  place three eyes and coming in at first, which is the top cheerers of
• 1:57:26
  the fucking night. Mister Crestview on Twitch. Yeah, mister hell yeah,
• 1:57:41
  up you will be receiving that gift. What whatep you know, like eyes
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  always but the bottom he can't get nothing. Well, he's given away stuff.
• 1:57:55
  That's why he can't get anything. He's given away stuff from his own
• 1:57:59
  brand. But yeah, so look to everybody who contributed it. Tammy has
• 1:58:02
  had enough, all right, Tammy had Tammy has had it on. Behalf
• 1:58:12
  of Sammy and one too many and this is my last one. The next
• 1:58:16
  giveaway is me a that's retarded hoodie for whoever comes in with it. Ray
• 1:58:20
  picks whoever gets the BET's retarded? You tell Ray what size you are?
• 1:58:25
  Ye? Oh, there you go, Jeffe. You randomly gota that's retarded
• 1:58:30
  hoodie? Yeah? What size? Tell Ray? Well they can rewatch it.
• 1:58:36
  They can rewatch it and see it and hear it in the proof.
• 1:58:39
  So all you gotta do if you say, if we say na, we
• 1:58:42
  didn't, you ain't a winner, send us clips. Ray know whose it
• 1:58:46
  is. And they're getting the that's retarded hoodie. Hell yeah, yeah,
• 1:58:53
  so be half of everyone that's ever got retarded with the nase. He's getting
• 1:58:59
  the hoodie. And let's get it up for everybody who participated tonight on fo
• 1:59:06
  Yeah, hell yeah, hey yeah, hopefully hopefully next year. I ain't
• 1:59:15
  gonna hopefully next here he year. We can do it in like a post
• 1:59:17
  pizza set up where it could be live and we could just smoke it the
• 1:59:21
  fuck out, bro, because I mean, if there ain't no get to
• 1:59:25
  sound like this, because they were all on the nas Lake Tahoe's way too
• 1:59:41
  far, Broy, believe it or not, Japan was not a long flight.
• 1:59:48
  Bro. Put it this way. I'd rather take a flight to Japan
• 1:59:51
  than driving a LA from all the way from down to like San Diego's trying
• 1:59:56
  to fucking ride the RTA to that motherfucker, and I'll bring the fucking Miami
• 2:00:01
  fucking whip with me. The RTA will fucking get you there. Bro,
• 2:00:06
  That shit will get you to Vegans. You can't ride the RTA to Japan.
• 2:00:13
  No, I don't know about Japan, but you can write the rt
• 2:00:15
  to vegans. I mean, he, Bro, why do you keep skipping
• 2:00:19
  me? Dog? Did you fucking shout out to swear he's skipping me?
• 2:00:30
  Brick shout out to the RTG. I'm sorry, I said, RTA,
• 2:00:33
  RTG Tall. The motherfucker's at the back of the bus. Let's right,
• 2:00:42
  same team, bitches, you're on the same to you, ful stink.
• 2:00:47
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  who's in a tune in, make sure you guys, watch the patroon for
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  all exclusive behind the scene footage. Yeah we got big that bitches right there.
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  Hell yeah. Hey, well you got the biggest one tonight that the
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  jig puff right there. Yeah said you had a shout out. Yeah,
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  I got a shout out to a way and that big ass balloon right there.
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  Hell yeah. Give me some cheers right here, some cheers. Give
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  me some cheers right there. That's what my about knockout right now. So
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  we'll see you guys. You're gonna say, you know, that was my
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  shout out to all y'all out there. Hell yeah to anyone who threw a
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  benjie, whoever threw a benjie into the fucking what's up? Come on,
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  We'll see you guys on fucking Wednesday, y'all piece out. Bring it next
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  week, next Wednesday, bring it.