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Tiffany Haddish On Hollywood Lessons, Happiness, Heartbreaks, Hairstyles + More · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: Morning.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody's deej Envy, Charlomage, the gud We are the breakfast club.
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  Speaker 3: We got a special guest in the building.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, indeed we have Tiffany Haddish.
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  Speaker 4: Glad to be back.
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  Speaker 5: Good morning.
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  Speaker 3: How you feeling?
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  Speaker 4: I feel successful?
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: I woke up today and it was very close to
• 0:18
  Speaker 4: not waking up.
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  Speaker 2: I told Charlemagne, I said, I don't think Tip's gonna come,
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  Speaker 2: and he said, well, why would you say that.
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  Speaker 3: I said, I seen it at the VMA's.
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  Speaker 2: Then I know she went to the after party, and
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  Speaker 2: I said tiff was dancing, and I said, she's.
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  Speaker 3: Tired, but she was in.
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  Speaker 1: But she's gonna show up to do what you gotta do.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I gotta get the work done. You got the party,
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  Speaker 4: and you got the work. You can do it all together,
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  Speaker 4: make it all work together. And we pray. I prayed, pray,
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  Speaker 4: I prayed before I went to bed. I didn't even
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  Speaker 4: make it in the bed. I was praying. I was like, Okay,
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna post this and I'm gonna post that. And
• 0:47
  Speaker 4: then I woke up on the couch and everybody in
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  Speaker 4: my hotel room talking about time to get ready.
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  Speaker 1: Damn, how did you stay out.
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  Speaker 4: I think I got last time. I remember seeing the time.
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  Speaker 4: It was four in the morning.
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  Speaker 1: Da damn.
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  Speaker 4: So I got a few hours to sleep.
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  Speaker 6: But you're a woman, so you gotta do a glamor
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  Speaker 6: you gotta do heads or you don't. You don't really
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  Speaker 6: don't get this.
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  Speaker 4: They showed up in my room about six thirty.
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  Speaker 1: Damn. Wow.
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  Speaker 4: And that's how I gave security to keep because I
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  Speaker 4: knew I wasn't gonna open the door.
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  Speaker 3: I gotta be scared because she just said she never
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  Speaker 3: got in the bed. She prayed, and the next thing
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  Speaker 3: you knew it was he was sitting on the couch.
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  Speaker 3: You could naked praying it.
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  Speaker 4: I had, like I always like, wash my face, put
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  Speaker 4: my you know, put my little robe on. I put
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  Speaker 4: on a sexy rope in case a ghost decided to
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  Speaker 4: come into my room.
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  Speaker 3: A ghost.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you was already half naked if you kept your
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  Speaker 1: VMA off and on.
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  Speaker 6: No, no, no, no, no no.
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  Speaker 4: I was all the way naked in the green rope
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  Speaker 4: for my imaginary man.
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  Speaker 1: Has that happened before?
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  Speaker 3: Did he ever come?
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  Speaker 4: No? I dream about it, though.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, okay, to be ready, I'm ready for it.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, I'm ready and I was sitting on the couch
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  Speaker 4: and I was just sitting on the couch about the post.
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  Speaker 4: And then I woke up and people was in my room.
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  Speaker 1: You had the cheeks out of the I know.
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  Speaker 4: It's my first time my cheeks out. Did you see
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  Speaker 4: my nipples too? I had nipples out and I had
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  Speaker 4: cheeks out.
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  Speaker 2: So I got I gotta read the first question, the
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  Speaker 2: first question on the sheet I wanted. I produced right,
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  Speaker 2: you was all asked out.
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  Speaker 4: I was ass out.
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  Speaker 3: I was as out.
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  Speaker 4: Look, well, you know, I'm moving and I'm pivoting into music.
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  Speaker 4: And what I noticed is if you're doing music, you
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  Speaker 4: gotta have your ass out. If you're gonna make any music,
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  Speaker 4: you gotta have that ass out. If you ain't got
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  Speaker 4: your ass out, you ain't gonna make it in music.
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  Speaker 4: That is, are you a female in music? Ass out?
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  Speaker 1: Damn?
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  Speaker 2: Now your single has random people like like, these people
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  Speaker 2: don't connect, but you connect them.
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  Speaker 3: Right, I'm the connection little John and Fabio Favia for now? Now,
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  Speaker 3: how was that connection?
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  Speaker 4: Do you know? Bgats begats is who brought it all together.
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  Speaker 4: He's like helps me put songs together. I've been working
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  Speaker 4: with him for years and he was like if you
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  Speaker 4: could do a song with anybody, who would be I'm
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  Speaker 4: like Little John. I always wanted to do a song
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  Speaker 4: with Little John, Like ever since the nineteen hundreds, I've
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  Speaker 4: been wanting to know Little John. So he reached out
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  Speaker 4: to him and he was like, what you know about
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  Speaker 4: five year And I was like, who's that? And then
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  Speaker 4: he was like he put me on. I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 4: I love his music. I know who you're talking about.
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  Speaker 4: He was like, I think we should get all that together.
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  Speaker 4: And I was like, let's see if we can get
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  Speaker 4: him all together now.
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  Speaker 6: The first that's random at all though, because Little John
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  Speaker 6: is crunk. To me, all of that drill energy and
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  Speaker 6: all of that, it all derives from the crunk energy.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, it's called evolution envy.
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  Speaker 3: But when you met Little John, did you do yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Did you do that?
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  Speaker 3: Because everybody has to do that.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't do that.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't do that because I don't like when people
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  Speaker 4: be like shit ready pull in my face. So I
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  Speaker 4: didn't do that to him. What I did to him
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  Speaker 4: was like, yo, I respect you, I enjoy you. You
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  Speaker 4: have no idea. I used to be the mascot in
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  Speaker 4: high school. I've done so many routines to your music.
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  Speaker 4: Matter of fact, let me show you one, and then
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  Speaker 4: I just danced right.
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  Speaker 1: There on the routine.
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  Speaker 3: Oh boy, let's see this.
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  Speaker 1: You need the music. What's song here? You need?
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  Speaker 3: Okay?
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  Speaker 1: Which one is the be the first one?
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  Speaker 3: The first one?
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  Speaker 4: Remember the first song?
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  Speaker 1: He hold on. I don't give a I don't give okay,
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  Speaker 1: I don't give a a beer.
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  Speaker 3: No, I don't give a funk.
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  Speaker 1: Put your hood up. I don't give it.
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  Speaker 3: I don't give a funk this type and I don't
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  Speaker 3: give a Joe.
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  Speaker 1: I don't give a funk. That could be. Oh I
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  Speaker 1: know what you talk about that? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, hey,
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  Speaker 1: hey you inspired me.
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  Speaker 5: It was a nice there's a go tiff go tip.
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  Speaker 5: He go Tiff, he go Tip, he go Tiff, Oh
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  Speaker 5: go tips, oh go Tip.
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  Speaker 1: Be about to drop, oh tiff about to drive out.
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  Speaker 3: Tip tip tip go Hey, oh go go go Tim,
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  Speaker 3: go go tip.
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  Speaker 1: This whole room Okay, song is four minutes.
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  Speaker 4: That's my cardial for today. That's my CARDI up for today.
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  Speaker 1: You couldn't say no to you. You got to do
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  Speaker 1: the feature after that.
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  Speaker 4: Well, he had already did it. He did it before
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  Speaker 4: we met in person.
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  Speaker 6: I'm glad you did this because I feel like Little
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  Speaker 6: John is a person we don't celebrate enough man, Yes,
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  Speaker 6: like I really do. I think he is one of
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  Speaker 6: the greatest producers. Absolutely, I got catching music and one
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  Speaker 6: of the nicest people to somebody gets.
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  Speaker 3: I got the water.
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  Speaker 1: Give me some oxygen.
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  Speaker 4: We spoke too much. We last night.
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  Speaker 1: Now tell the club closes. Its clearly based off true events.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you fan out with me, stack to the end
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  Speaker 4: of the party.
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  Speaker 1: You will.
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  Speaker 4: I like a good party.
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  Speaker 3: You're that person at four o'clock, you just like wat
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  Speaker 3: the lights on.
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  Speaker 4: Two vodkas of music. I'm dancing all night to the Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Tell people it's like barely anybody there. When it's barely
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  Speaker 4: anybody there, that's the best part.
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  Speaker 6: You've been going home early a lot though. When we
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  Speaker 6: was in France, you went back to the room, We
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  Speaker 6: went out.
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  Speaker 4: I went back to the room, I changed, and then
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  Speaker 4: I went to another club. Oh you didn't, y'all, y'all,
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  Speaker 4: I went with the locals.
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  Speaker 1: I'd be lonely. You should have came to the night party.
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  Speaker 1: Jason was there.
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  Speaker 4: I know y'all was there at that and I was
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  Speaker 4: with the locals.
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  Speaker 1: I'm working on my future and what does that look
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  Speaker 1: like for Tiffany.
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  Speaker 4: It might be, it might be European, it might be
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  Speaker 4: a European future. Now the future for me looks very bright.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like it's I've been building. I've been creating things.
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  Speaker 4: I've been working on the grocery store, working on my music.
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  Speaker 4: You know, I've been writing another special, coming comedy tour,
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  Speaker 4: coming like music to go in with that, another book,
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  Speaker 4: getting ready to come out. Super excited about that. I'm
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  Speaker 4: telling everything. I'm spilling the tea. I'm a tea pot.
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  Speaker 1: You've been doing the music doing.
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  Speaker 6: I don't think people realize, like a lot of times
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  Speaker 6: when they watch your specials and the Sea Ready specials,
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  Speaker 6: you put your music on those specials.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. I put my music on the specials, a lot
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  Speaker 4: of the TV shows that I'm in and movies that
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  Speaker 4: I've been in, and that one I did with Billy Crystal,
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  Speaker 4: I sang all through that. I actually can sing.
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  Speaker 1: I can't catch my breath there. You know what next time?
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  Speaker 1: Do that At the end of.
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  Speaker 4: Weren't slip enough?
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  Speaker 1: This is too much to get ready to do?
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  Speaker 4: I might pass gas And I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: If you're gonna be on stage performing, you gotta get
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  Speaker 1: that cardio right.
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  Speaker 3: I know, I know.
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  Speaker 4: I've been talking with a lot of singers and asking
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  Speaker 4: them how do you do this? I'm met Janet. I
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  Speaker 4: asked her how do you sing and dance?
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  Speaker 3: And to all?
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  Speaker 4: I went to a concept where at the house with
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  Speaker 4: Bowl and Los Angeles, and then she had an after
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  Speaker 4: party and I went to the after party. She told
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  Speaker 4: me she loved that I cut my hair. She said,
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  Speaker 4: oh my goodness, I love when you cut your hair.
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  Speaker 4: It's so beautiful. I've always wanted to do that. But
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  Speaker 4: you know, it's not like from my era. It's like
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  Speaker 4: frowned upon. It's frowned upon to cut your hair. And
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  Speaker 4: she's like, I just love that you did that, And
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, thank you. Now tell me your magic. How
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  Speaker 4: do you sing and dance? At the same time? She
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  Speaker 4: said you practice? I was like, ah, that's the part
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  Speaker 4: I don't like, but the prior practice. I do practice
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  Speaker 4: a lot of things, but singing and dancing. No, I
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  Speaker 4: see the dance or tell jokes. I don't even I'm
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  Speaker 4: a rapper, but I can sing.
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  Speaker 6: Now.
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  Speaker 1: What made you want to cut your hair? Because women
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  Speaker 1: do it this for some spiritual reasons.
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  Speaker 4: No spiritual reason, hair I just wanted to see my
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  Speaker 4: scalp and I knew he was on lockdown, and I figured,
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  Speaker 4: you know why not. I'm not gonna be on no
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  Speaker 4: red carpet no time soon. And if I do end
• 8:55
  Speaker 4: up on the carpet somewhere, I can throw a wig on.
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  Speaker 4: I just wanted to see my scout. I know every
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  Speaker 4: single part on my body. I did not know what
• 9:01
  Speaker 4: my head looked like, though, And I see you on
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  Speaker 4: the thing every day, Charlamagne, your shiny head. And then
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  Speaker 4: I was dating a man with a shiny ball head,
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  Speaker 4: and I'm like, I want to see what my ball
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  Speaker 4: head looked like.
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  Speaker 3: That's you like a high conversation. Were you high when
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  Speaker 3: you did when you thought about that?
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  Speaker 4: No, I've been talking about it. I had talked about
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  Speaker 4: it for like five years before. My hair was getting
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  Speaker 4: pulled all the time, putting on those wigs, putting on
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  Speaker 4: the weaves, hair, doing the hair on set. Every day
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  Speaker 4: it's getting pulled, pulled. I al would have headaches, like
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  Speaker 4: I would love to see what my scop looked like
• 9:33
  Speaker 4: and just know what it feels like to not feel
• 9:36
  Speaker 4: pain on a daily basis.
• 9:40
  Speaker 1: You had all the natural hair growth remedies, you were
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  Speaker 1: telling me putting Monostat seven, Yeah, and it worked. It
• 9:46
  Speaker 1: works a couple of Monitor seven and something else.
• 9:52
  Speaker 4: Now Monustete seven and castoroid coconut.
• 9:55
  Speaker 1: Way, it works, home and try.
• 10:01
  Speaker 4: The longer you do it, the more it works.
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  Speaker 6: Because you don't like to do the Beijing. No more
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  Speaker 6: to just for men, because I'll be teasing him, so
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  Speaker 6: he don't like to fill it in with that.
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  Speaker 1: No more.
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  Speaker 4: There's a tea you can drink that'll help your melanie
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  Speaker 4: come back into your hair folic What type of tea
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  Speaker 4: is this? I'll send it to thank you so much,
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  Speaker 4: Because you know they don't pay me. I can't tell everything.
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  Speaker 4: Now I get an endorsement deal from that tea company.
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  Speaker 2: Now you've been doing with the strike that's been going on,
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  Speaker 2: because I mean movies and touring and everything that's going
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  Speaker 2: How does that have affected you?
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  Speaker 4: The strike? Look, it's a situation. I've been out there,
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  Speaker 4: you know, walking around marching if you will, protesting if
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  Speaker 4: you will, and things need to be resolved. But for
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  Speaker 4: me during this time, that part of it is exercise
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  Speaker 4: kind of. I really wish I could be on those
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  Speaker 4: committees and help negotiate. I'm really good at negotiations, I
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  Speaker 4: like to think. But with this downtime, I've been focusing
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  Speaker 4: more on my music. I have a little farm right
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  Speaker 4: in south central LA. And now it's officially a farm
• 11:01
  Speaker 4: because I have bees and I harvest the honey and
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  Speaker 4: I'll be selling the honey. So I peas in the trip.
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  Speaker 1: Smart last person I know, they did that with doctor
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  Speaker 1: oz Ye.
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  Speaker 6: Doctor I had a be problem in his backyard, so
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  Speaker 6: he decided to start harvesting the honey from the best. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And once you start harvesting it, and when you sell it,
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  Speaker 4: you're become you become a farmer. And that's the tax
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  Speaker 4: right up.
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  Speaker 3: And the tax is super du below yep.
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  Speaker 4: Super low. And then I've been focusing more on my properties.
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  Speaker 4: I went ahead and bought a couple more and I've
• 11:32
  Speaker 4: been turning these like duplexus and apartment buildings into like
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  Speaker 4: transitional living situations for foster youth. So and I'm really
• 11:40
  Speaker 4: and I get to spend more time with them, and
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  Speaker 4: I'm learning more from them, and I'm teaching them more
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  Speaker 4: of what I know. So I have a little more
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  Speaker 4: time to be more useful in my community.
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  Speaker 1: I love it. So I love it, and so the
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  Speaker 1: grocery store. You opening, it is going it's clearly gonna
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  Speaker 1: be farm farm right to the grocery store.
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  Speaker 4: Yep, yep. And I wanted to be you know, black
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  Speaker 4: farmers and black vendors. I noticed that all these other
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  Speaker 4: communities they have you know, you know there's a Hispanic
• 12:03
  Speaker 4: for the Hispanic farm, but a Hispanic grocery store, Jewish
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  Speaker 4: grocery store, you know, Asian grocery stores. But I never
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  Speaker 4: see black grocery stores. So we're gonna do that. That's
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  Speaker 4: what I'm doing.
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  Speaker 1: Are you still happy in this business.
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  Speaker 4: For the most part, Yeah, for the most part, Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I'm you know, I get I've been warned of all
• 12:22
  Speaker 4: kinds of things that could happen before before I really
• 12:25
  Speaker 4: got in, and half of those things have happened.
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  Speaker 3: Really, half of them have happened.
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  Speaker 4: And it's like, you know, the people that you love
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  Speaker 4: the most, they probably gonna turn their back on you.
• 12:35
  Speaker 4: You're gonna find out who your real friends are. You're
• 12:37
  Speaker 4: gonna you're gonna help people, and they're gonna stab you
• 12:40
  Speaker 4: right in your face, not even in your back. And
• 12:43
  Speaker 4: it's sad. That party is sad, But I'm glad because
• 12:46
  Speaker 4: then I don't have to be with your fake ass
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  Speaker 4: for my whole life, you know, because I love when
• 12:51
  Speaker 4: I love you, I love you, you know that. Like
• 12:53
  Speaker 4: when I love people, I love them. I show up
• 12:55
  Speaker 4: for them, and I don't want to show up for
• 12:57
  Speaker 4: nobody that don't really love me.
• 12:59
  Speaker 1: So fuck that bitch. Does it give you trust issues? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: I got trust issues for sure. I for sure got
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  Speaker 4: trust issues. I used to trust people so much, just
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  Speaker 4: easily try like I take you for face value. But
• 13:14
  Speaker 4: now I don't do that no more. Now I'm like,
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  Speaker 4: I hired investigator the background check anybody knew in my life?
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  Speaker 3: Do you really?
• 13:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 13:21
  Speaker 4: I hired somebody background check every like, if you want
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  Speaker 4: to be in my world, you're going to get there's
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  Speaker 4: going to be a background check. I'm going to know
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  Speaker 4: your business.
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  Speaker 3: So you must have found some crazy stuff about people.
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  Speaker 4: People don't. There's some ship out here. I had to
• 13:33
  Speaker 4: stop talking to them. They probably think like, oh, Tiffany
• 13:36
  Speaker 4: must have changed your number. I didn't change my number.
• 13:37
  Speaker 4: I blocked you.
• 13:41
  Speaker 1: Damn I blocked your ass. So how does that work
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  Speaker 1: when it comes to like finding love?
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  Speaker 4: Charlamagne, this is bothering me.
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  Speaker 1: Hold on one long ass, Oh thank you?
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  Speaker 4: This is what kind of coatie you been eating? But
• 13:57
  Speaker 4: it's a long ass gray.
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  Speaker 1: Hair, bro hair, Damn that might be mine. I'm forty five.
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  Speaker 4: This is too long, Bro? Is these your pubic care?
• 14:07
  Speaker 4: Is this your pubic care? Like that? You know, hug
• 14:12
  Speaker 4: somebody that's been hanging from your chin? Bro, Damn, I
• 14:15
  Speaker 4: couldn't let you go out like that.
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: Thank you very much.
• 14:17
  Speaker 4: Now let's get back to my dating life.
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: When it comes to you know, not trusting people, how
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: did that impact your love life?
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  Speaker 4: So now I'm very even more selected. So do the
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  Speaker 4: background check and then I mean, did you know that
• 14:30
  Speaker 4: you can do STD test at home for Amazon? You
• 14:33
  Speaker 4: can order std ks. Oh you guys are married?
• 14:36
  Speaker 3: You got a dog that you got a dog that
• 14:37
  Speaker 3: can stiff STD Tell about this first. So the dog died.
• 14:41
  Speaker 4: The dog died January twenty Nah, she's fourteen years old.
• 14:48
  Speaker 4: She was old pit bull.
• 14:49
  Speaker 6: She was old.
• 14:50
  Speaker 4: You know, all dogs can sniff out like diseases and stuff,
• 14:53
  Speaker 4: right like they most animals, like dogs have very heightened
• 14:57
  Speaker 4: sense of smell. They can tell when somebody stick you at.
• 15:00
  Speaker 4: I heard the stories about the dog that ate off
• 15:01
  Speaker 4: the owner's toes or whatever. Well, he would sleep and
• 15:04
  Speaker 4: the owner had diabetes and his toes was like, uh,
• 15:08
  Speaker 4: briga mortising or whatever. Y' I didn't hear about that.
• 15:10
  Speaker 4: You hear this story? Well, dogs can smell disease. Most
• 15:15
  Speaker 4: animals can. And it's like, you know, survival of the fittings,
• 15:18
  Speaker 4: kind of like sharks. If you if you're sick and
• 15:19
  Speaker 4: you're getting the ocean and the if a shark bites you,
• 15:22
  Speaker 4: you probably got something. You probably won't go get checked anyway.
• 15:27
  Speaker 4: I know, random ship. I'm still trying to catch my breath.
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: Take a deeper.
• 15:39
  Speaker 4: I need the whim Hoff method. That's STD. So I've
• 15:47
  Speaker 4: learned that on Amazon you can buy STD testing kits.
• 15:52
  Speaker 4: So I'll do a background check on the guy. I'll
• 15:54
  Speaker 4: hang out with them for a while for a month
• 15:56
  Speaker 4: or two, maybe three four, let him take me our
• 15:58
  Speaker 4: nice places and stuff. Once I decide, okay, I want
• 16:01
  Speaker 4: to hook up with this dude, I'll be like, you
• 16:03
  Speaker 4: gotta take this test. It takes about two weeks. Some
• 16:06
  Speaker 4: of them are instant and some of them takes about
• 16:08
  Speaker 4: two weeks to come back with the results. I'm like,
• 16:10
  Speaker 4: when the results come back, you're gonna bust these cheeks.
• 16:12
  Speaker 4: And then that's how that goes and as soon as
• 16:14
  Speaker 4: he asked me for any money, or say he forgot
• 16:16
  Speaker 4: his wallet or he seemed kind of broke, I disappear.
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: Damn.
• 16:20
  Speaker 6: Did you ever have to break the bad news to
• 16:21
  Speaker 6: somebody like, bro, you ain't getting these cheeks the results
• 16:24
  Speaker 6: come back.
• 16:25
  Speaker 4: I haven't had that situation yet.
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: Damn.
• 16:27
  Speaker 4: I'm pretty good at picking are you?
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: Are you? Would you ever date another man in the industry?
• 16:32
  Speaker 4: Now, I'm cool on that. I like small business owners.
• 16:35
  Speaker 4: I'm about the small business owner.
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: Don't you like the industry?
• 16:38
  Speaker 4: Nah? I want small business.
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: Like small penises, a small business.
• 16:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'd like a good medium Jesus, Yeah, yeah, I
• 16:50
  Speaker 4: like this medium and a small business owner because small
• 16:54
  Speaker 4: business owner's gonna appreciate me a little more than a
• 16:56
  Speaker 4: dude in the industry. I feel like also dudes in
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: the industry, it's like egos and stuff involved, and if
• 17:01
  Speaker 4: you shine a little bit too bright, if this is whatever,
• 17:03
  Speaker 4: you know, I don't talk to a few guys in
• 17:05
  Speaker 4: this business, and I just realized they're better at doing
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: their job of being a celebrity, and I'm better not
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: being with that person.
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: So what about if it's a small business person with
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: a bigger sized penis.
• 17:16
  Speaker 4: I don't want the big penis. I have endometriosis, so
• 17:19
  Speaker 4: I'm good. I don't want to hurt.
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: What is I was I was hopeing.
• 17:25
  Speaker 4: Google what is endometrios end endometriosis. I got it, So
• 17:39
  Speaker 4: it's it's it's something that women suffer from.
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: The uterus grows outside the uterus in places where it
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: doesn't belong right.
• 17:47
  Speaker 4: And it can't overgrow on the inside of the hut.
• 17:49
  Speaker 4: It's and it causes pain. So if you're dealing with
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: somebody with a whole lot of meat, you know what
• 17:53
  Speaker 4: I'm saying, it's gonna be a situation. And it's a
• 17:55
  Speaker 4: little discover it's uncomfortable. It's uncomfortable, and I suffer from
• 17:59
  Speaker 4: discomfort every month, and I thought it was normal, and
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: I just I'm just now finding out this year that
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: that's not normal. Your cycle is not supposed to hurt.
• 18:06
  Speaker 4: If it hurts when you're on your cycle, that's a problem.
• 18:09
  Speaker 4: There's a problem there. It's not supposed to hurt at all.
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: Maybe you get a little tired because you're losing blood,
• 18:14
  Speaker 4: but you shouldn't. It shouldn't be painful. And if it's painful,
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: you probably have indometrio.
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: No sure. It says they may be heavy bleeding or
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: pain during sex or when having pou.
• 18:23
  Speaker 4: No, I don't be bleeding during sex. I don't do that.
• 18:26
  Speaker 6: What it means it's more meat down there then and
• 18:29
  Speaker 6: in the vagina, well it is meat. Well, tell us
• 18:33
  Speaker 6: about your partnership with the Army's Foundation.
• 18:48
  Speaker 4: You want this technicity soundwich? Now? With the Army Foundation,
• 18:57
  Speaker 4: you so bad. But my partnership with the RB's Foundation
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: is quite awesome. So I don't know if you know this,
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: but there's a lot of children in America that are
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: having an issue with affording lunch. It's hard to afford lunch,
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: and a lot of them are incurring debt. So they'll
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: let them eat. They let the kids eat lunch, but
• 19:19
  Speaker 4: there'll be a debt that occurs, and in order to
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: graduate or get their diploma, they have to pay off
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: that debt. And it's up to like nineteen million dollars.
• 19:31
  Speaker 4: Just you know, it's a lot. It's a lot. So
• 19:34
  Speaker 4: the Arby's Foundation has decided to put up a million
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: dollars towards that debt to make sure these kids can
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: graduate and get their degrees and order their diplomas, And
• 19:45
  Speaker 4: I got really excited about that because I remember, you know,
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: having a lunch ticket, getting that free lunch and being
• 19:53
  Speaker 4: able to learn better. When I'm hungry, I don't learn
• 19:56
  Speaker 4: so good. But when i'm full my ability to learn
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: arn it's a lot better.
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: Right, So when do you learn the most from now?
• 20:03
  Speaker 6: Is it like watching videos or listening to like audible stuff,
• 20:06
  Speaker 6: or actually reading like what or life experience?
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: You study a lot?
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: So I'm like, I do study a lot.
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: I would say that I learned a lot. I dig
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: for information. As soon as I think of something, I'm like,
• 20:17
  Speaker 4: oh what is that? Yeah, let me let me find it.
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: So I'll either read a book, I might find a
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: YouTube video. I'll read a lot of articles, though, I'll
• 20:24
  Speaker 4: look it up and look up stuff. Actually looking at
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: the encyclopedia online. I miss the encyclopedia. Remember encyclopedia. Yeah, yeah,
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: people from the nineteen hundreds know about this. These people
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: from the two thousands.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: They don't know about them.
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: That's why they're weak. So you've got to be strong
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: to have knowledge back in the nineteen hundreds because the
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: books was heavy. So but yeah, I'll just be digging
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: in encyclopedias.
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: I was gonna ask you were at the vm MEA's
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: We seen you there. What was your throwing in the
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: vmma's tell us about it, because I've seen parts of it.
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: Chelamane to see any of it, and it was so exciting.
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: You so much fun.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: I loved it.
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: It's like all my favorite people performed. I mean, Cardi
• 21:03
  Speaker 4: and Megan killed it. That was just amazing. Lil Wayne
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: opened it. He's my favorite favorite rapper and he opened
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: the show, and I was just like, I was so happy,
• 21:13
  Speaker 4: like every Shakira killed it. I felt like I had
• 21:16
  Speaker 4: hips that wasn't gonna lie. Like everything everything was just
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: so great, and the way that it was set up,
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: it felt like I was in like this super like
• 21:26
  Speaker 4: fun spaceship concert. Because you know, the aliens are coming
• 21:30
  Speaker 4: so today, what happened to that?
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: You know, I just walked up. It was out in Mexico.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: Crazy.
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: Look at this, there's aliens walking down the street.
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: They uncovered to aliens Mexican thousand years old Mexico Congress,
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: Oh my goodness, thousand years old.
• 21:51
  Speaker 6: Scientist mummified alien corpses the Mexico Congress that are a
• 21:55
  Speaker 6: thousand years old scientists in Mexico are pulling back the
• 21:58
  Speaker 6: curtain on what they believe it alien and they put
• 22:00
  Speaker 6: two corpses on display. They presented this to the Mexican
• 22:03
  Speaker 6: Congress and they looked like they're just very very small.
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because they real, Man, why wouldn't they be?
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: That's the Yeah.
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: If you believe in angels, you should probably believe in aliens.
• 22:15
  Speaker 4: I mean, they probably really are the angels.
• 22:18
  Speaker 6: With all these billions of planets and all of these
• 22:21
  Speaker 6: solar systems, you really think we don't only life.
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: On one of them?
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: I mean, God, God, God is so amazing, Okay, all
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: these creatures that are on Earth and still there's so
• 22:32
  Speaker 4: many in the ocean that we haven't even met yet.
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: I can't. I can't fathom that he wouldn't or she
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: wouldn't create other beings outside of this planet, that's right,
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: And or there's maybe those other beings created things on
• 22:47
  Speaker 4: the planet and brought it to this planet a long
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: time ago. Or maybe those beings were here on this
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: planet made some really dope ships and was like we out,
• 22:55
  Speaker 4: but be back in a hundred thousand years. You know,
• 22:59
  Speaker 4: did you see all the stuff they've been uncovering when
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: the EUPHRRADI the Euphrates is drying up, and all these
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: huge statues, like these huge heads with scales on it
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: and stuff. It's like coming up the out of the Euphrates.
• 23:12
  Speaker 5: Uh.
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: I just I can't em fathom that there's not something
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: bigger and better out there. And maybe it's bigger and
• 23:20
  Speaker 4: uglier or bigger and worse. I don't know, but sometimes
• 23:24
  Speaker 4: I feel like maybe I'm an alien. Maybe Yeah, broaches,
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: I'm sure roaches hate us. Broaches probably think we are aliens.
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: We're the enemies or mandated enemies.
• 23:36
  Speaker 6: Now you can look at Earth and see the diversity
• 23:38
  Speaker 6: of life on Earth and not think that all these
• 23:40
  Speaker 6: solar systems and universes and galaxies are the same.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I just don't get it.
• 23:44
  Speaker 4: I'm just waiting for my alien husband to come to
• 23:47
  Speaker 4: take me, damn away.
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: You ready for alien at this point? Is that bad?
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah? I'm cool. I'm cool. I want an alien husband.
• 23:55
  Speaker 4: I think it'll be dope. We could levitate together, talk
• 23:58
  Speaker 4: to each other with our mind.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: Did you get your heart broken? Last relationship was.
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: Just ship last summer?
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: H damn damn? Yeah, I get it. He was a
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: big business owner, well, a big business owner.
• 24:18
  Speaker 4: Big business owner?
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: What and what happened? Y'all broke up? I don't even know.
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: If he was really together.
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: Mm hmm. Well you see y'all married, so you don't
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: know this life. But there's single women out here, know
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: what I'm talking about. You you think you went a relationship,
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: you're not sure. It feels like it because you at
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: his house all the time, at your house, but then
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: you find out.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: That you got the whole other family.
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's the situation.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: So what stops you from putting people like that on blast?
• 24:47
  Speaker 4: I don't want to be I don't want my picture
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: next to the picture what I've learned about this business
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: watcher you talk about, cause your picture will be next
• 24:55
  Speaker 4: to that picture.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: I don't even.
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: And everybody be like, but I'm gonna give me an
• 25:04
  Speaker 4: alien husband. It's gonna be off the chain. Then we
• 25:06
  Speaker 4: probably do a reality show together, my alien husband. Yeah. Yeah,
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: I started October first, back on the road doing comedy.
• 25:16
  Speaker 4: I'm in Atlantic City. Uh, I'm doing a bunch of casinos,
• 25:20
  Speaker 4: so that should be cool. I should meet an alien
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: in there.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: What's your favorite way to tell a story?
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: Now?
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: Did I asked sect entertain in that earlier. Is it books?
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: Is it movies? Is it TV? Is it you know,
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: stand up? What's your favorite way to tell a story?
• 25:33
  Speaker 4: My favorite way to tell the stories and stand up? Uh.
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: And then to watch that turn into something even bigger,
• 25:39
  Speaker 4: it's great. Uh. You know I got a Grammy for
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: telling stories. I got nominated for Grammy for reading now Loud.
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: My drama teacher was so proud. I let her know, girl,
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: I'm glad you sat down with me because nominated for Grammy.
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: So but yeah, on stage, live in a room full
• 25:56
  Speaker 4: of people and getting that immediate rightif cation, hearing the people,
• 26:02
  Speaker 4: it's the best.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: Is it unnecessary pressure?
• 26:04
  Speaker 4: Though?
• 26:04
  Speaker 6: Because because of your star has risen so much, are
• 26:07
  Speaker 6: you able to go out there and just work out
• 26:10
  Speaker 6: the way you would want to?
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: I always do, and sometimes it's good and sometimes it's bad.
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: And I don't care what they say as long as
• 26:16
  Speaker 4: it feels good to me. Yeah, long as it feels
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: good to me.
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: I was gonna ask you, Tip, what what do you enjoy?
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: Because it seems like you are somebody that is online.
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: You always like to look up things that you enjoy,
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: whether it's aliens, whether it's the earth, whether it's what's
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: in the sea?
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: What do you watch?
• 26:31
  Speaker 4: What?
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: What makes you happy? What's your relaxing thing?
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: I like reservation Dogs?
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: What hell's that?
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: You haven't been watching reservation Dogs.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: That's a TV showyeh oh dang.
• 26:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not supposed to talk about stuff like that.
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: Oh damn, reservation dogs.
• 26:47
  Speaker 4: Take that up about That's okay. So shows. I like
• 26:52
  Speaker 4: to watch certain shows, uh that are about like different
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: groups in America, different.
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: Funny said, my wife was watching that the other day.
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: They had a show on It's funny.
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: I was walking in India and they were talking about
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: how people live so long and how their posture is it.
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: And they were saying in India and even some Asian communities.
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: Since they sit on the floor, it's not as cushy,
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: so they sit more upright and for some whatever reason,
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: it makes them live a longer life.
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, my wife was watching that the other day. Interesting ship.
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: I did see that.
• 27:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 27:23
  Speaker 4: And the way they use the restroom. You know in
• 27:25
  Speaker 4: Asia there's a hole in the ground or the toilet.
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: It has like a porcelain hole in the ground and
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: they squat and that squatting makes you to keep you
• 27:33
  Speaker 4: post you would eliminate more when you when you squat
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: so I've been shitting in the garden. No, I'm just
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: like not even doing that. When they got the squatty party, Yeah,
• 27:43
  Speaker 4: the squatty party. I love the squatty party. I even
• 27:45
  Speaker 4: put like two I put two dictionaries on top of
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: my squaty parties. I can get a little higher lift
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: so I can really clear it out. That's been losing
• 27:53
  Speaker 4: the weight.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 27:53
  Speaker 6: I felt that when I when I got a kalonic.
• 27:56
  Speaker 6: After you do the kalonic, she make you go sit
• 27:58
  Speaker 6: on the squatty party.
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah amazing.
• 28:01
  Speaker 4: And when everything's out of oh man, I feel so good.
• 28:05
  Speaker 4: You do. I do my own sometimes.
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, did you really.
• 28:15
  Speaker 6: Get paid for your first movie by selling DVDs to
• 28:18
  Speaker 6: the producer?
• 28:19
  Speaker 4: He really just handed me some DVDs and said good
• 28:22
  Speaker 4: luck sell those, like I wow? And I see the
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: movie on TV all the time, and it pisces me
• 28:28
  Speaker 4: off because I get nothing. And I became homeless during
• 28:32
  Speaker 4: that time, Like while I was shooting that movie, I
• 28:34
  Speaker 4: became homeless. I didn't have nowhere to say. I was
• 28:36
  Speaker 4: sleeping in my car on this set. I was always
• 28:39
  Speaker 4: on time to work, never was late. Because I was
• 28:41
  Speaker 4: sleeping in the parking lot waiting for everyone to get
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: to set, like it was. That was the worst. That
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: was the worst.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: But you know, some people when they heard you say that,
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: they thought you were talking about girls Trip.
• 28:54
  Speaker 4: But I've been in this business this nineteen ninety six
• 28:58
  Speaker 4: and that was in two and three when that happened. Yeah,
• 29:02
  Speaker 4: my first movie where I was the star of the movie.
• 29:05
  Speaker 4: It was in two thousand and three.
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: I bet you'll never work with appetudes again.
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: Never. Hey, you know what's crazy. I saw that director
• 29:10
  Speaker 4: sitting on a bus on the bus stop and he
• 29:13
  Speaker 4: looked a damn mess. And I say, oh, they didn't
• 29:15
  Speaker 4: pay you either, huh. He was like oh, And I
• 29:20
  Speaker 4: was like, do you need a ride? He was like yeah,
• 29:22
  Speaker 4: And then he came up to the car and like
• 29:23
  Speaker 4: some of my said, oh, I gotta go the other way.
• 29:25
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry. D He smelled really bad.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: Jesus.
• 29:28
  Speaker 4: He's one of those smells that you know it's gonna
• 29:30
  Speaker 4: stick in your it's gonna stick. And I didn't want
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: I didn't want.
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: That to stick. Are you putting out a whole album?
• 29:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Well, when we drop a couple of singles and
• 29:38
  Speaker 4: then put out a whole album. So I would like
• 29:41
  Speaker 4: for the whole album to come out on my birthday,
• 29:43
  Speaker 4: which is December the third. You know, I always like
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: to drop something around my birthday. It's my gift to
• 29:47
  Speaker 4: the world.
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: Are signed Nobody?
• 29:49
  Speaker 4: She Ready Music? Yeah, yeah, I have my own label.
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: I figured I put my money into that.
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: You want to get into it?
• 29:56
  Speaker 6: Now?
• 29:56
  Speaker 4: Get into what record?
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, come on, DJ, We're gonna play the record
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: you want.
• 30:02
  Speaker 4: To introd Ladies and gentlemen coming straight at you. Tiffany
• 30:06
  Speaker 4: Hadish's new song Till the Club Clubs featuring five year
• 30:11
  Speaker 4: old four and Lil Johnny begets make some noise because
• 30:16
  Speaker 4: we're gonna party to the club club Ready Ready.
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: Music, tiy. We appreciate you joining us.
• 30:23
  Speaker 4: I appreciate you too. This is like a dream, you know.
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: I feel like I'm in a dream right now.
• 30:36
  Speaker 6: Now.
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: Tiffany did say she's looking for people on the walls.
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: She says she's gonna put a mole on their face.
• 30:41
  Speaker 4: We got this wall coming, yes right, yeah, but I'm
• 30:43
  Speaker 4: about to put the moll on Angela. Yeah you see you. Yes,
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: that's gonna be me.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning,