Latest / Reality TV Cringe / 102: Sister Wives - Forest For The Trees (S18E12)
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- 0:10Hello, and welcome to Reality TV Cringe. I am one of your hosts,
- 0:15the redhead Zelia here with my real tight homegirl and daughter in law Beetri.
- 0:22That's me. How are you doing today? I'm loving the dream because
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- 1:21thank you. All Right, before we get into the latest episode of Sister
- 1:25Wives, which I just can't Every time I get up on this podcast,
- 1:29I am complaining about how they are manufacturing this season, how they are editing
- 1:34and producing and cobbling together scenes that we are seeing over and over and over
- 1:40again. And this is probably the worst Offender episode out of them all.
- 1:44It was really bad. It was all filler, all bullshit that I don't
- 1:48care about. I don't care about Christine's birthday. I'm sorry. And we
- 1:51know though, and we already know it all. It's just like so ridiculous.
- 1:56We could have had the whole coyote past scene in this episode, but
- 1:59no, we gotta wait for it. I know, we have to wait
- 2:01until next week when she's talking about her estate and now ambiguously, and so
- 2:07we're gonna have to divine from the gods, which she's actually talking about.
- 2:09It's getting fucking old, and I think there's only gonna be fourteen episodes.
- 2:14This is the twelfth, so we have probably two more. It's gonna end
- 2:16around Thanksgiving and we're gonna have We're gonna have the same amount of information as
- 2:22like episode two or three. Yep, nothing new has been given in this
- 2:25and you know what, We're still watching it avidly like a couple of rabbits
- 2:30because it's our job. Yeah, but I mean, I would like our
- 2:34job to be pleasurable. Great, I'd like to enjoy my time. Yeah,
- 2:38every week it's us logs, but we try to keep it entertaining for
- 2:42you. And we know there are so many crazy people just like us out
- 2:46here who are thoroughly invested in the Browns, and so we're gonna keep recappy.
- 2:50You can't stop us, no, All right, before we get into
- 2:52the episode, I know that we have a couple of items that we wanted
- 2:54to talk about. Yeah, just a little bit. Okay, Well,
- 2:59first before you get before you get into all of that, Beatrice, I
- 3:04wanted to talk a little bit about the matching tattoos that you, yeah,
- 3:08in your forensic Raccoon investigation discovered. Yeah. So David Woolly, Christine's new
- 3:15lover husband. He posted on Instagram just a couple days ago a series of
- 3:21photos of him and Christine on a Plexus cruise. Yeah, and there was
- 3:24one photo in particular, and we'll put it in the YouTube video for those
- 3:28of you watching, there's one photo in particular where he's got a shirt of
- 3:32and he's got a simple tattoo. And I noticed from my raccoon memory that
- 3:38it's the same tattoo that Christine has on her boobet. Yeah, on her
- 3:40boobet. So they got matching titty tattoos. Because if you guys don't remember,
- 3:46Christine posted on June sixteenth, twenty twenty three, a picture of her
- 3:50in a black dress was off the shoulder and she was standing next to Janelle
- 3:53and you could see her titty tattoo and it's the same symbol and apparently some
- 3:57weird Celtic symbol that means nibi. I love it. I mean it's cute.
- 4:01El scandalo, I love restuss. Yeah. I love that. It's
- 4:04a matching tattoo. My name must be serious. So I thought that was
- 4:09cool. That is cool, but not a lot of people noticed. I
- 4:12was commenting on it and stuff, and people were like, what are you
- 4:14talking about it? I don't know what you're talking about. I don't know
- 4:15what matching tattoo. So we had to throw it out there, yeah,
- 4:18and let everybody know that they have matching tattoos and that they are inlaw love
- 4:25in case you missed it now. Also, we did have somebody right in
- 4:29last week after our last episode. Yeah, her name was Holly h And
- 4:33I have what she wrote, and I thought we would share it and maybe
- 4:35discuss She writes, HI from Utah. Here, oftentimes the women don't put
- 4:41the father's names on the birth certificate so that they can collect and receive Medicaid,
- 4:46food stamps and chip benefits, to which you said, how do they
- 4:49not get caught for that? And then she answered they have. Tom Green
- 4:55was a big one that got caught for welfare fraud, but many of them
- 5:00do it by not putting the father's name on the birth certificate. I feel
- 5:02like that's why they oftentimes also have home births. He'll dale, Utah and
- 5:09Colorado City, Arizona are huge polygamy cities. I bet there is so much
- 5:14that goes on, but they can't prove. They will chase you out of
- 5:17these cities if you show up there. It is crazy. So this is
- 5:23in response obviously to us discussing whether Cody had put his name on Christine's children's
- 5:29birth certificates. We know he did with Janelle, but I guess it's a
- 5:33thing with polygamist families to keep the father's name off the certificate so that they
- 5:38can get these government benefits. Yeah, and that makes me wonder, Okay,
- 5:42no, wonder it's illegal it or was illegal in Utah because you have
- 5:46all these people kind of gaming the system. And then on top of all
- 5:48of this stuff of getting the benefits and everything, they're also filing bankruptcy right
- 5:55and putting their money in weird hedge funge and shit and LLC's and all of
- 5:59this stuff like gaming the system. And I mean more paraitia, I mean,
- 6:02fuck the system. But I'm just like, that's crazy. It is
- 6:06crazy. And I think Christine has declared bankruptcy. I wonder how many times
- 6:11all of them have declared bankruptcy? Do any of you know? Because we
- 6:14want to know. I want to know the coins. So that was interesting,
- 6:15and that made me remember this time that I went to I think we
- 6:20went to Canab, Utah. We were driving around Utah, Arizona, and
- 6:26we ended up in Colorado City and I was super unfamiliar with all things Mormonism.
- 6:32I didn't know where I was. I just needed some gas. Honey
- 6:34pulled into Colorado City. Everybody was kind of dressed old fashioned. Yeah.
- 6:40I don't think like Warren Jeff's old fashioned, but pretty old fashioned. And
- 6:45I'm telling you everybody was armed. Everybody was armed, and they were looking
- 6:48at me sideways. I'm just a little lady trying to get some gas.
- 6:51But I could feel how unwelcome I was in Colorado City. Really, this
- 6:57was twenty years ago. Maybe things have changed. I have no idea,
- 7:00but I got the fuck out of that place. Were you by yourself?
- 7:01No, I was with a friend. Oh my god, crazy. They
- 7:05were watching us very closely by yikes. Yes, Last, but not least,
- 7:12you spent two hours watching the most recent interview with Cody Brown for Mormonism
- 7:19Live. Yeah, which is a thing. I guess the Mormons like to
- 7:23talk and they like to do it live. Yeah. For those of you
- 7:27don't know, Cody was on this weird podcast called Mormonism Live. If you
- 7:31want to go find it it, just search Mormonism Live Cody Brown on YouTube.
- 7:35And it's the first thing. It's a two hour long podcast of Cody
- 7:39talking all things about Mormonism. And there's some things that he kind of mentioned
- 7:43in there that I thought were interesting. That's why I took all these prig
- 7:46my god, she brought the notes, and I one page, four little
- 7:48items we could knock around and talk about. She walks in here with two
- 7:53pages, single space notes on the corner written though, oh my god,
- 7:58you with your four pages of notes. But I mean, this makes sense.
- 8:01But nonetheless, I'm very curious because I knew I would not be able
- 8:05to sit through a two our interview with Cody Brown because all he does is
- 8:09lie and make shit up and gaslight. So let me ask you this,
- 8:11because I really don't know the contents of the interview. Yeah, but did
- 8:13he lie and makeup shit and gaslight? Yeah, a little bit. I
- 8:16mean, there was some weird things that he kind of sprinkled in there that
- 8:20I thought were interesting. Like he talked a lot about Mormonism, as if
- 8:22he's like some expert in Mormonism. But some things that he said about it
- 8:26were interesting. Like I guess he is kind of distancing himself from like the
- 8:31organized religion part of it because he thinks that a lot of the doctrines that
- 8:35he was told in like the aub Church and even the LDS Church, he
- 8:41believes were only taught as mechanisms of control, like for the women and for
- 8:46the men involved and everything. So he doesn't necessarily uphold a lot of the
- 8:50beliefs anymore, but he's still like a Mormon. He still considers himself a
- 8:54polygamist kind of. He said some things where he's like, well, if
- 9:00the teachings that I was taught aren't true, like when I find out when
- 9:03I'm dead, then whatever. At least I was trying to be a good
- 9:05person, which I thought was interesting because I'm like, you're not really a
- 9:09good person. He also says that he doesn't believe in the concept of eternal
- 9:15marriage anymore, so in the Polygamist faith, but also in the LDS faith.
- 9:20There's this concept of eternal marriage that when you get married to somebody in
- 9:22the earthly realm, then you're also sealed in the Mormon temple, which means
- 9:28that you're sealed to each other in eternity. And this is kind of what
- 9:31Mary references when she's talking about whether she wants to spend eternity with Cody when
- 9:37he doesn't even want to be with her in this life, and she does
- 9:41kind of talk about the celestial eternal ramifications of their marriage. So this is
- 9:46what that's about. Yes, And he was asked this question by one of
- 9:50the guys on the podcast, like whether or not he believes in that anymore
- 9:52now that he's gone through three divorces, and Cody said no, He's like,
- 9:56I don't believe in eternal marriage, so like after we've been divorced and
- 10:00everything, like if we can reconcile a little bit or like be amicable,
- 10:03then maybe we can still be sealed for eternity. But he says he doesn't
- 10:07believe that God would condemn us to a life in eternity in heaven with somebody
- 10:13that we hated or like somebody that we couldn't get along with in the earthly
- 10:16realm, which I thought was kind of interesting. And then I was asking
- 10:20my Mormon friend Ethel, my former Mormon friend Ethel. She grew she was
- 10:24in the LDS faith, so she wasn't a fundamentalist Mormon per se, but
- 10:28she said that this is like a big thing that's taught in Mormonism, that
- 10:35there's no real ramifications for getting a divorce spiritually, like they don't really teach
- 10:41what would happen from that. But okay, I mean men can get remarried
- 10:46in the Mormon Church and then be sealed to those women in eternity. It's
- 10:50like a very weird, convoluted thing. Can women also remarry and get sealed
- 10:54to another man? Okay? So right, but Cody mentioned that, I'm
- 10:58like, okay, so you're just going to be sealed to eternity with Robin
- 11:01then that's what he wants because he's her best customer in this life. And
- 11:09in the next he also calls Robin a Diesel Jeans model, Like I did
- 11:13hear this? I mean, the subreddits were kind of exploding about that.
- 11:16So what is this about? Does she claim that she was a model at
- 11:20some point? No, I think for she thought she was hot in Diesel
- 11:24jeans. I think that's probably what it was, like, she was so
- 11:28hot she's a Diesel Jeans model because her butt looks so good. Okay,
- 11:31So they're not putting it out there that she was actually a professional model for
- 11:35Diesel Jeans, because that's the way it kind of sounded to me. I
- 11:37don't know, I don't think so he kind of said it like off the
- 11:41cuff, like when a Diesel Jeans model came into our life and wanted to
- 11:43be a part of our family. How could I say no? Like,
- 11:48that's the context that he said. Well, I did see the breakdancing video,
- 11:50and she is very sexy. She's very sexy with her moves. So
- 11:54maybe you put a pair of Diesel jeans on all those things and you become
- 12:00forceled as a man. He made a man can become ensourcel He got his
- 12:03pencil, nights and heart. Oh my god. He does talk a little
- 12:07bit about the show in this podcast episode where he says that initially it started
- 12:13with good intentions, and you know, he was really excited to do the
- 12:16show with the family, and he used to watch some of the earlier seasons
- 12:20and he used to be proud of it. But now as it's gone eighteen
- 12:24seasons and he's gone through three divorces, he says he never watches it anymore,
- 12:30and that the show's turned to all drama partly because of the network,
- 12:33because it makes for better television. Okay, So I'm like, okay,
- 12:37every reality TV star says, I know. And he said that the family
- 12:39couldn't move on from the drama, and he watches and Robin watches because they
- 12:45are both changing their behavior. Like during the season we can see she's not
- 12:48crying as much as she used to do now. For example, she's also
- 12:52changing her eyebrows and they don't look like apostrophes anymore. So I don't believe
- 12:58you. I think you follow. I think you're very, very interested in
- 13:01what people are saying about you, because narcissists one hundred percent. And then,
- 13:05like this whole podcast is so annoying to go through because Cody talks a
- 13:09lot, like he just talks at you, and these people are asking him
- 13:13questions and he's not really answering them fully. He's just like giving a long
- 13:18fucking monologue, speed or salad. What are you even saying? Like trying
- 13:22to act like he's super smart and dignified, but I'm like, dude,
- 13:24you sound you're not even answering the questions dumb. He does sound dumb,
- 13:28dumb daddy. He does talk about how Robin took a lot of the brunt
- 13:33from like the og wives and everything, especially at the beginning, and he's
- 13:39like, it was basically from like day one ever since we had our honeymoon,
- 13:43which all the other wives got. He does say that, and then
- 13:46the other wives trash talked Robin so much that that is what led to their
- 13:52downfall. This is the revisionist history bullshit that I cannot stand. Yeah,
- 13:56she had an eleven day honeymoon. Christine took a row trip for like two
- 14:01days up to see Wynn Brown or something in Wyoming. Nobody really had a
- 14:05great marriage and a wedding and or a great honeymoon. So it's just lies.
- 14:09And also we saw in the first season, while Christine is literally in
- 14:13labor, you run over to Robin's house to say hi to her and she's
- 14:18texting you. You're fucking on your phone smiling because you're talking to Robin.
- 14:20Yeah, and you go and kiss Robin before you even married her, and
- 14:24then you get back to the delivery of truly Yeah, and then the wedding
- 14:26dress fiasco. There's plenty of reasons that the women were side eyeing Robin and
- 14:31you contributed to them, my guy, yep. And he says in this
- 14:33podcast, he's like, anybody, I encourage you to watch the show from
- 14:37the beginning and see how Robin was in the wrong, because I don't see
- 14:41it. Like he literally says that we are actually doing that, and I
- 14:45can see it, and I didn't go into it wanting to villify or demonize
- 14:50Robin. I'm just watching and absolutely, starting in the first season, they
- 14:54did just about everything wrong. You can't tell me he wasn't driving on the
- 14:58weekends to go court Robin and not bang in her. Uh huh. He
- 15:01was absolutely banging her. Christine is heavy with child yep. Yeah, just
- 15:07lies and obfuscation. No respect for that man, none at all. And
- 15:11then the other thing that's been going around the internet a bit was Cody refusing
- 15:16to answer someone's question. So at the end of this whole podcast, there
- 15:20were a couple of callers that called in with specific questions for Cody Brown.
- 15:24They were told to make it respectful. So this one caller calls in and
- 15:28says, Hi, Cody, I noticed that a lot on the show.
- 15:31You talk badly about the other wives for keeping the children away from you,
- 15:35but Robin has kept her children away from their biological father. So how do
- 15:41you justify that, to which Cody says, Robin's not doing that, And
- 15:46then the caller interrupts him and says, do the kids know that their father
- 15:50is dying of cancer? And Cody says, well, they've chosen to No,
- 15:56Actually, never mind, I'm not going to answer that because somebody else's
- 16:00life. So I'm just going to respectfully decline to answer that. And then
- 16:04at the very end of this episode, which this whole episode was live,
- 16:08it was filmed live, wasn't recorded pre recorded and edited right, Cody asks
- 16:14the hosts of the podcast to edit that part out and they were like,
- 16:18we can't edit that out. This is live, dude, And Cody's like,
- 16:21well, whatever you put online, can you just edit it out though,
- 16:22and they did. My gosh, I thought also he disparaged Robin's one
- 16:29of Robin's mothers, like the og wife. Yes, Robin's stepdad or whatever.
- 16:33I thought he disparaged that wife. And then he asked them to also
- 16:37take that out. Yes, the stream he did, because he disparaged her
- 16:41in the context of eternal marriage, because he was saying, I don't think
- 16:45it would be fair or like, he doesn't think that God would think it
- 16:48would be fair to bind Robin's stepdad or dad or whatever who's married to this
- 16:53awful woman, this terrible woman. It would be unfair to her, but
- 16:57it would also be unfair to the husband. And so he believes that God
- 17:00will judge us all, you know, when we die and he will decide
- 17:06who will be eternally stuck with is what could So that was the context of
- 17:10that, and then he asked, maybe take that part out because I don't
- 17:12want her to see this. Why would he take an interview at this particular
- 17:17time while season eighteen is airing and everybody hates him? And Robin like,
- 17:22why would you put yourself on live internet? It's not television but on the
- 17:26internet, live streaming and open yourself up to questions from the audience. You
- 17:32know, there's records everywhere. We are watching the records watching. That is
- 17:37the raccoon comment of the year. Thank you who ever asked that question.
- 17:41That's awesome because you cannot justify that shit, you hypocrite. That's why he
- 17:45declined to answer it. But like this whole thing, it felt like he
- 17:48was kind of I mean, it was him producing himself and trying to make
- 17:52himself look good, because there were a few moments where he was talking about
- 17:55the show and how it's hard for him to watch like some of his worst
- 17:59moments be brought casted on live television and then have people judge him for that,
- 18:03And I'm like, well, I could understand that if you were a
- 18:06decent, respectable person, but like it just feels like it's been several seasons,
- 18:10several years of just your worst moments being put on TV, and you're
- 18:15thinking that you've done nothing wrong. And he talks a lot about his failures
- 18:18with the marriages and everything, but he doesn't take any accountability for them.
- 18:22He still says, well, they chose to leave, and I allowed them
- 18:26to have that choice, but it's my failures. So it's like he's trying
- 18:30to take accountability but not he's stugging around it just to make himself look a
- 18:34little bit better in the public eye, you know. And it would be
- 18:37one thing if like the camera caught him in the act doing something that was
- 18:41untoward or wrong or toxic. But then he sits his ass down on a
- 18:45couch in his talking heads, and he doesn't just double down, He quadruples
- 18:49down. Yeah, and says even more toxic, hateful shit on the couch.
- 18:53So you can't tell me it's the way that TLC is editing it,
- 18:56because these editors suck. They do suck. It's based on you, what
- 19:00you're saying and what you're doing, right, you can't take accountability for that,
- 19:03Well, then you're never going to get your family back, not at
- 19:07all, never gonna get your family. But well, thank you for doing
- 19:08the heavy lifting beer Buck so that I didn't have to do that. I
- 19:12did not want to sit there for two hours with Cock. I have enough
- 19:17of this shit week to week. I sent it to you thinking that you
- 19:19were gonna watch it, and then she texted me like, two days ago,
- 19:22did you take notes on that? Watch it? I'm already oversaturated with
- 19:26Cody and Robin Brown. It was a lot. I can barely take this
- 19:30season. It's a lot. It is a lot. It's so redundo,
- 19:33redund tata redundant. All right, so shall we get into this episode?
- 19:40Yeah, Sisters, Season eighteen, Episode twelve, entitled Can't See the Forest
- 19:45for the Trees? Get It? Because Mary is taking down two pine trees,
- 19:52which is an analogy for her marriage and how she's going to feel on
- 19:55the other side of her divorce. Get it? Do you get it?
- 19:59No? I didn't get it until just now. Okay, well I'm here
- 20:00to help. So this episode starts with Christine's fiftieth birthday. She's having a
- 20:07fifties themed birthday party, and it was twenties themed. It's fifties. It's
- 20:12like a sock cop and a soda fountain and everything. Hello, stay with
- 20:17it, aren't you watching? I know you're snoring. You're totally checked out.
- 20:21Yeah. No, it's a fifties themed birthday party. She's dressed up,
- 20:25a lot of the guests are dressed up, and she seems really happy.
- 20:29Yeah. Janelle calls this like a declaration of her independence and also a
- 20:33party that was just easy and fun. There's no politics, There's nobody showing
- 20:38up two hours late and giving all of these excuses. It was just nice
- 20:44to be together as a family. What did you think of this scene?
- 20:48I loved Janelle's subtle shade to Cody and Robin. So I'm like, are
- 20:51these people really just showing up late to everything? Because they showed up late
- 20:53to Qwenn's wedding, I'm like, are they doing that graduation? Showed up
- 20:57late for that too. They showed up late to Logan's graduation, which I
- 21:00didn't know because I haven't watched that season yet. But I was watching My
- 21:03Girl Red Lipstick reality TV, which I recommend to her own body watch.
- 21:08But she was talking about the stadium where Logan's graduation actually took place in Arizona.
- 21:14She has been there, she has gone to the stadium, she has
- 21:18attended shit there and Robin's I guess excuse at the time that Logan graduated was
- 21:23that she got lost, nor I was. It was so confused. I
- 21:26don't know what happened. What happened? Wow, whereas Red Lipstick Reality TV
- 21:33says, it's really easy. It's just like one staircase lead you right to
- 21:36this stadium. You cannot miss it. So she called Robin out. But
- 21:41yeah, she was late for Logan, Wow, late for Gwen. She
- 21:44would have been late for this if she were invited, she would not have
- 21:47gone. Well, she was all sad that she wasn't invited. It stings
- 21:51a little bit, that does it. The family's getting together without us and
- 21:53we weren't invited, Like did you want to be invited? No, Like
- 21:57you wouldn't have gone anyway because he hates Christine and has nothing to do with
- 22:02her. It never wants to see her ever again. You guys won't even
- 22:03do family reunions. Last episode was the last episode of the one before that,
- 22:08where you guys literally said you won't do family reunions because it's not safe
- 22:15and you're getting mad, like you're getting upset because you were invited to this
- 22:18family gat. I mean, she will not miss an opportunity to victimize herself
- 22:22and the little tend Oh my god. We also have Chelte, which I
- 22:27try so deeply not to hate because I feel like the world is filled with
- 22:30hate at this time. Yeah, and I want to be an emissary of
- 22:33love. I just want to be an envoy of good vibes. But every
- 22:37time mcchulty is on my television, I just can't. I just check out
- 22:42every time they're on. It's like, sh be quiet, be quiet.
- 22:47You don't have to say you don't have to always be the main character,
- 22:51the center of the room, sucking up all the air in the room.
- 22:53We've got Christine for that. Yeah, Okay, it doesn't need to be
- 22:56you. It's Christine's Day. But then to learn that she actually told Robin
- 23:00and Cody before Christine that she was pregnant with twins, because wow, Robin
- 23:07had morning sickness and I'm having morning sickness, and so I just I needed
- 23:10some like medical advice, and Robin has been there, so that's why I
- 23:14told her first. Oh my god, can I just say as a mother
- 23:18who has been divorced one to two thousand times from various men's across men across
- 23:22the world. I would have been deeply hurt by that. Yeah, I
- 23:26thought so too. I got a couple dms on Instagram of people being like
- 23:30the audacity of mchlty to tell Robin first. And my whole thought process with
- 23:36this was Mkelty probably told them first because they would have felt but hurt because
- 23:41they weren't. But then Christine goes on to say in this episode, mkelty
- 23:45has such an amazing relationship with Cody and Robin and how it's always going to
- 23:48be that way, and she's like, I love it, It's okay.
- 23:52Somethings still tell she'll tell them first, and some things she'll tell me first,
- 23:55but it's okay. No, Christine is just not trying to let them
- 24:00see her sweat or see her be in pain, and she's trying to act
- 24:03like it's okay. Plus she doesn't want to throw mackelty under the bus,
- 24:07because Michelty does a great job doing that herself. And I'm telling you,
- 24:11as a mother, that would be so very painful, especially because of how
- 24:15Cody has treated Christine awful. Cody has been to Christine. It's on television,
- 24:22Mickelti, you can't miss it, and Robin has co signed it.
- 24:25I would say Robin has orchestrated all of it. She has been abusive to
- 24:30your mother, and you are telling Robin and Cody, Cody, who is
- 24:34objectively verbally abusive to your mother. You're telling that man before you're telling your
- 24:38own mother that you have twins. I lost any shred of respect that I
- 24:41had for you, and I had virtually none. Yeah, and I can't
- 24:45wait to never have to see her on my television again. And too many
- 24:49tacos. Tony, do you think they're going to be on other seasons?
- 24:52Yes, with the way that they're talking. Yes, they're already filming for
- 24:56the next season. And Christine's wedding is going to be be part of that.
- 25:00And so Tony and Michelty are gonna rowl up and they're gonna infect my
- 25:04life again and kill my vibe. Vibe check not good, the vibe Chick's
- 25:11not good. All right. After this, we bop on over to pawan
- 25:15Utah because I just can't get enough of hearing Mary talk about her online clothing
- 25:22business and how she's gonna renovate her carriage as into a steampunk gears and weird.
- 25:30That surprised me that that would be her aesthetic. I was like,
- 25:33n punk, like really really well, yeah, I mean Mary talking about
- 25:41her wet bar and how she's like so particular about how things need to look
- 25:45and everything. Circles are dumb, but I like gears and stuff and no,
- 25:48Wight. This is the most fillery filled segment of this entire episode because
- 25:57we've already done it. I've already been there as you guys were moving stuff
- 26:02out of the carriage house. We were there when you came back to Parawuana
- 26:04and talked about your carriage house and which and your plans for it. And
- 26:07now we have another week where we're in this goddamn carriage house talking about some
- 26:14design for it, and I'm like, I could not care wow with your
- 26:18gay best friend who's like actually trying to give you good advice and you're just
- 26:21like not, of course she's not going to take to it. So I
- 26:23thought that was a little interesting meeting Blair, who is her gay best friend,
- 26:29as you say, and also an interior designer. He's coming with all
- 26:32of the plans but she talks a little bit about Blair as it connects to
- 26:36her being catfished, and so there was still lot of flashbacks. But she
- 26:41was talking about how now in the year of our Law twenty twenty three,
- 26:45she has to be careful to vet anybody that she meets online. She needs
- 26:48to do a video. Call you better hop your happy ass on a zoom
- 26:52so I could see you with my own eyes or else she doesn't take the
- 26:56next step with anybody, so cringe, like, why are you talking to
- 26:59anybody online without doing a video. All she does is be online. She
- 27:03only is on Instagram and Facebook selling her lularo trash. So anybody she meets
- 27:07online she has to also see. And I don't blame her because she was
- 27:11catfished by a woman. Yeah, she sent a picture with her sucking on
- 27:15a banana and she sent voicemails Beatrice to this alleged sam person who was a
- 27:19woman who was catfishing her. And I have to ask you, do you
- 27:23know that those voicemail recordings are still out there? And so my question to
- 27:29you is should we do like a Patreon exclusive and listen to them or is
- 27:33that too cruel? Like no, I feel like, I feel like there's
- 27:36a limit to what we should do as people, like we should essentially be
- 27:41kind at the end of the day. Would it be too unkind if we
- 27:45listen to those voicemail messages? I think she's mad shit about it behind a
- 27:49paywobbit that should be a Patreon exclusive. I don't think we need to be.
- 27:55It's not going to be. She doesn't want anybody to hear those messages.
- 27:57Did it? She did it, and then it was on TV,
- 28:02the whole thing, and she's like it got blown out of proportion. Well,
- 28:04yeah, because you put it on TV and you did this old catfishing
- 28:08thing because you were lonely, and I get that, and your husband wasn't
- 28:12touching your pool, and I one dred percent advocate for you to get out
- 28:15and get your own joy. And everything's like, fine, Why are you
- 28:18sending pictures of yourself sucking on a banana to somebody you don't even know?
- 28:23Why are you sending voice messages talking dirty to them when you haven't even seen
- 28:27them? Like, learn the internet, Learn the Internet. Well, And
- 28:32she did interestingly say something like she has her own truth about the catfishing,
- 28:37like that there are actually people in her family. I guess the Brown family
- 28:41that have their versions of what happened with that catfishing, but she knows her
- 28:47truth. I don't know. I wonder if it's somebody other than Cody,
- 28:49because I recall Cody being actually really well adjusted and cool with the family when
- 28:56this all happened. For example, he was talking to Leon, who was
- 28:59really upset about what had happened, and he was telling Leon. I think
- 29:03he was taking some ownership for some of it and wanting Leon not to be
- 29:07too upset with Mary. So I don't know if it's Cody who has his
- 29:11own truth about it. It might be Robin because there's rumors that Robin's really
- 29:17good friend Kendra knew that Mary was getting catfished, which means Robin may have
- 29:22known Mary was getting catfish when it was going down. Wouldn't that be crazy
- 29:26if like Robin was the catfish, Oh my god, or Robin put the
- 29:30woman up to the cat see. I wouldn't put it past that demon.
- 29:34I mean, what's his name, neve on MTV's Catfish, Like that's happened
- 29:40before, Like friends of family members like putting up other people to catfish,
- 29:45the people that they know, for years sometimes yes, so it wouldn't be
- 29:48out of the realm of possibility. That would be crazy wild, and that'd
- 29:51be so crazy. Now, after this, we head on over to Janell.
- 29:59Now Janelle isn't flag Staff, and I guess she has moved out of
- 30:03the dormitory apartment and she has rented a beautiful abode, nice upscale, nice
- 30:08appointments, nice doors, and there's granite in the kitchen and there's space for
- 30:14her to walk around. Because that other apartment was booty as it was cramped
- 30:19as hell. It was smaller than my little apartment that I have here.
- 30:22I'm like, damn, props to you, though, Janelle for finally getting
- 30:26out of that and upgrading. But she feels a little weird about it because
- 30:30she's got this apartment and now Cody's got to come by and see it,
- 30:33right, I guess he's going to be hanging pictures at some point. But
- 30:37Janelle is regarding this new apartment as her sanctuary, her space. This is
- 30:42her safe space. Everybody needs a safe space. This is a good place
- 30:47for Savannah. It's also I guess fifteen hundred square feet, which would be
- 30:51bigger than the casita that she actually wants to build. Yeah, Coyote Pass
- 30:56so very interesting. I'm happy for her. It's a much nicer apartment,
- 30:59way nice. I'm a Taurus, honey. Like, if my if my
- 31:03abode and my home does not please me, yeah and stimulate me, I
- 31:10cannot be happy. I am very uncomfy. I cannot hang I cannot hang
- 31:15it at like a Fairfield. Yeah, I cannot hang at a motel six,
- 31:18so you can. I can't sleep, girl, I went to that
- 31:19COVID hotel in Galveston. I could not sleep at night. I was talking
- 31:23to all my friends all drunk because I get a texted me about it about
- 31:27being there, because I just it has to be nice, it has to
- 31:30smell good, it has to be clean, it has to be pretty.
- 31:33So Janelle is my Torian sister. I know she feels so much better in
- 31:37this apartment. Oh totally. But she also does say that it's kind of
- 31:41a damper that Cody's there, because she's like, I didn't really want him
- 31:44to be here, why are you here? But she invited him to hang
- 31:47up pictures, Like why couldn't you hung him up? I don't know.
- 31:51I think she's also trying to facilitate the relationship with Savannah because Cody needs his
- 31:55wives to make sure that he always has access to his children. Savannah is,
- 32:00I guess happy to see Cody. I don't know. She didn't seem
- 32:04like it, but Cody says her, him and Savannah's relationship is very sweet,
- 32:07right, very nice. Well that's because Savannah's very sweet and gentle and
- 32:12nice. It's not because of you, Cody. Nope. And so as
- 32:15Cody's walking around oohing and awing over this new apartment, he's getting the distinct
- 32:21sense that there's no place for him here. Yeah, that this is all
- 32:24about Janelle and Savannah. That the reason she wants this apartment is because they
- 32:30actually shared the dormitory apartment together. Dormitory apartment together, to which I have
- 32:37to say, really, how often was Cody Brown over at that booty dormitory
- 32:42apartment before she kicked him out over the fight. I mean, I can't
- 32:45imagine a lot. I doubt he was even really staying there. He says,
- 32:49he was like staying there and living there with her. And I'm like,
- 32:52why are you though the last time when you came over and yelled at
- 32:54her and you were being a piece of shit, you just went over there
- 32:59to fill up your Yeah, that was like literally hot water. I can't
- 33:01do cold water anymore. And like last episode you were saying I have a
- 33:06home, Like I have a home, I have a family, Like I'm
- 33:08happy there, Like you don't live anywhere else, Dude, don't act like
- 33:12you do. Nope, he does not. And then we go back at
- 33:16this point to Parawan and I hate this. Can't we just have one scene
- 33:20that we watch to completion and then go to the next scene that we get
- 33:23to watch to completion. Why do we have to bop back and forth for
- 33:29somebody who has to outline and take notes. It's a whole lot. It
- 33:31is a lot of sacrifices I made. So we're back in Parawuan and Blair
- 33:39is pulling out his designs. Jen finally arrives and Mary is tickled. She's
- 33:46looking at the designs. She's liking them a lot. This is I think
- 33:51where she talks about admitting that she is a control freak. Yeah, we
- 33:55get the flash backs of her in the cul de sac, I guess,
- 34:00planning her own build, which I never saw those seasons me neither, So
- 34:02I'm interested to go back and see how she was, but she says that
- 34:06she's actually a control freak because she has to protect herself because nobody else is
- 34:12going to take care of her. Walls up walls. I mean, that's
- 34:15Lily what it means. It's true. I mean yeah, because Coddy never
- 34:20advocates her for her so yeah, I mean I totally get it. But
- 34:22like, also go to therapy. Geez, stop god Worthy up for real.
- 34:29Then we go back to Janelle and Cody, and this is where we
- 34:31start to talk about Coyote Pass. Yeah, which I think is interesting because
- 34:37Cody's like walking around the apartment talking about the size of the apartment versus what
- 34:44she proposes to build on Coyote Pass, and he's using terms like we and
- 34:49us, And she says to the camera, I don't know what's gotten in
- 34:52his top ramen Gord, but there's no WI, there's no US. This
- 34:55is me. I'm the one that's solely financing this. It's not going to
- 35:00be him, So he has no say in what I'm going to do on
- 35:02my piece of proper day. That was pretty big, and she said that
- 35:06she doesn't even know if he'll ever light a fire under his own ass to
- 35:09go and build over there. So she's just gonna build because she needs an
- 35:14estate. She needs something to pass down to her kids. That's the sole
- 35:16motivation for building out there. And she's like, and if I build out
- 35:21there and they decide to build out there, then there's such a thing as
- 35:22a really tall fence. I'm like, damn, that would be so turbo
- 35:28awkward. Though. Can you imagine her children, Gabe and Garrison, for
- 35:31example, coming over to have dinner with their mom and seeing Cody right next
- 35:37door at Robin's house. Yeah, in bed with Robin where he always is
- 35:40apparently, And it would just be very, very strange. Personally. I
- 35:45would not want to build on Cody passed, I rest to know. I
- 35:47would want them to buy me out, Yep. I'd want to purchase somewhere
- 35:51else, maybe go back to Utah, build my own little house, and
- 35:54forget about them and never ever have to see them again. I know.
- 35:58I don't know why she doesn't just go in half seas on a property with
- 36:01Christine and then they can just like live near each other with all of their
- 36:06kids and be happy. Like that's what you should do, Jane. I
- 36:08don't even know why you're in flag Staff, but I think she loves the
- 36:12mountains. Actually, I think she loves There's last staff. Generally there are
- 36:15there's mountains all over. You don't need to be right next to Cody.
- 36:19No, all right, I guess the conversation is just getting awkward. They're
- 36:23winding down, Like Cody doesn't know what to say. He's commenting on the
- 36:27difference between the granite on the island versus the granite on the countertops is a
- 36:30Christion something that we all haven't seen before. We have, but he doesn't
- 36:36know what to say. And this is where he says something like the fact
- 36:38of the matter is is that I spend and I'm paraphrasing, but I spend
- 36:43the majority of my time at Robin's house with my kids there. That's my
- 36:49life. When I'm here with Janelle, I can't talk about that life,
- 36:52Eric go I end up not being able to talk about anything. And so
- 36:55this conversation he's telling us on the couch, this conversation is going nowhere.
- 37:00It's awkward, it's it's stilted because I don't know what to say. I
- 37:02can't talk about my real wife, I can't talk about my real home.
- 37:06I can't talk about my real life. Talk about disconnected from everybody except for
- 37:14Robin and her crouch goblins. Like it's so crazy to me that he can
- 37:17say these things on TV and then also say Robin's not my favorite. I
- 37:23don't favor anybody. I treated all the wives with the most respect, and
- 37:28I treated them all good, and they just trash talk me and they keep
- 37:30me away from my kids, and they're just evil, terrible people. And
- 37:32the whole reason why the family's broken up is because of Christine. Like,
- 37:37it's just crazy. Yeah, he's crazy. You're literally saying it out loud,
- 37:39dude. I spend all of my time with Robin and her kids.
- 37:43I can't talk about anything else but them because they consume all of my time.
- 37:46But I don't have any favorite. I've never had any favorite. Crazy.
- 37:51Wow. Janelle also says that Cody has not made any attempt whatsoever to
- 37:59like book a counselor to intro spect, to try and develop himself spiritually,
- 38:06physically, personally. He keeps making these attempts to reconcile. He keeps asking
- 38:12her why can't we reconcile, and she's just like, hmm, I don't
- 38:15really want to, And plus I don't have anything in common with your otherwives,
- 38:21I e. Robin and Mary. I don't see them in my life.
- 38:24We don't have anything that intersects, and so reconciliation doesn't seem to make
- 38:30sense, which seems to make him sad. I mean, I guess like
- 38:36the way he's framing all of this, like it's hard to be rejected every
- 38:40time I ask for reconciliation. But then he says, maybe I should try
- 38:45harder. It's like, well, yeah, maybe you should. Maybe you
- 38:46should put forth some action into getting couples therapy and getting counseling it right,
- 38:52trying to work on yourself, because that's what Janelle wants. She wants change
- 38:57from you specifically, but you are refusing to do that. You're being lazy.
- 39:00And this is probably what he's done their entire marriage. Anytime they've gotten
- 39:06in a fight or she's brought up something that bothers her, he says he'll
- 39:08do the work, or he says that he'll change, or let's reconcile,
- 39:13baby, Let's have a renaissance. I'll write you some poetry, make it
- 39:15tingle down there a little bit, and forget about how terrible I'm treating you
- 39:20and how I'm neglecting you in every aspect. I don't know, Like he
- 39:24just is so disconnected, So I don't think he's sad by it. I
- 39:29think he says he's sad, but I don't think there's real sadness there.
- 39:34I'm going to disagree with you. I think that he does not want to
- 39:37let her go. I think Cody Brown loves Janelle. I have maintained on
- 39:40this podcast that she's the highest in value of all of his wives. Tots.
- 39:45Yeah, and this is connected to his father and how his father felt
- 39:50about Janelle and Janelle's mother, who his father ultimately married. I think that
- 39:54Cody kind of gets a wistful look on his face, and he tries to
- 39:59play it off by saying, I mean, I'm trying to be interested.
- 40:01I'm trying to want to be with her. I'm trying to remember how to
- 40:06love her. But when I'm like connecting with his energy, I think he
- 40:09feels very sad. I think he feels the loss of Janelle, and I
- 40:14think if he could, he would want her back. I don't think he
- 40:19cares enough, though, to make substantial changes to the way that he's living.
- 40:22He's not disciplined enough to give up something in order to get her,
- 40:25and that's what Janelle is seeing and feeling. Yeah, And when you check
- 40:29in and connect energetically with Janelle, she's so fucking over it. Oh.
- 40:32I love that for her. She's like, I don't care, Go have
- 40:37fun, do whatever you want. If you want to build a house,
- 40:38that's fine too. I'm doing me. I'm taking care of me, and
- 40:42there's no room in this apartment for you. Batch. I love that me
- 40:46too. But I mean, if Cody really loved her and he was really
- 40:50saddened by her, he would make the effort, and he just chooses not
- 40:52to. So that's why I'm like, you don't really care, though,
- 40:55Well, what would happen if he did make the effort in terms of raw
- 41:00do you think if he started whining and dining Janelle, if he started to
- 41:04go to weekly counseling sessions with her, if he started buying her flowers and
- 41:09writing her poetry? How do we really think Robin would feel about that kind
- 41:14of change in him? She'd be jealous. She'd be jealous for sure.
- 41:16She'd be counting the hours that he's with her and then be like, Arian,
- 41:20Saul, need you, It's been one day you need to come back
- 41:22and give him a kiss good night before bad. Out of all of the
- 41:27wives, she is most intimidated by Janelle yep, because Janelle sees right through
- 41:31her yeah, and has since season one when she called her out for being
- 41:37a perpetual damsel in distress, which is why Janelle is our queen. I
- 41:40love Janelle. This leads us to the last segment, which is back in
- 41:45Pirowan. We've got Mary driving there because she's got to take down two huge
- 41:52old pine trees that are right at the front of her B and B.
- 41:57And if she doesn't take them down, they threaten the entire of the B
- 42:00and B. And so we kind of go into this history lesson about her
- 42:04great grandmother Lizzie, who was probably in the presence of those trees. Yeah,
- 42:09and so Mary has attached a lot of importance to the trees to the
- 42:15house and she doesn't want to let it go. And this kind of turns
- 42:17into this big analogy between the trees and her actual marriage, Like she's afraid
- 42:23of what the B and B is going to look like without the trees.
- 42:27She's afraid of like the emotional ramifications that come with removing the trees. And
- 42:31what her ancestors might think about that. She's fearful of what's going to happen,
- 42:37and she likens that to what's going to happen on the other side of
- 42:40her divorce with Cody. So what did you think about this? I mean,
- 42:44this whole segment was so dumb? Is it? Like very stupid?
- 42:46I understand them, I understand the analogy, but I'm just like, how
- 42:52many more episodes do we have to have of Mary contemplating why or why not
- 42:59she should leave this marriage that doesn't even exist. Like Cody has not cared
- 43:04for her in many years. He literally, she literally said last episode that
- 43:08he told her, I do not care, like I don't want to insert
- 43:10myself in your life or vagina or you're for China. Ever, get he
- 43:16literally does not care if she lives or dies. He doesn't care where she's
- 43:20at. She's the one wife that he doesn't care if she lives an independent
- 43:23life away from him. He would prefer that actually, And so I'm just
- 43:29tired of seeing this drawn out of Mary just being like, I don't know,
- 43:35I don't know if I want to leave him, It's gonna be hard.
- 43:37And then this whole tree thing like, I don't know what it's gonna
- 43:39look like, it's gonna be better, It's anything is better than what you
- 43:43are living right now. I know you think that you're happy right now,
- 43:46and like you're a strong, independent woman and you can handle everything, but
- 43:51like you're sad and you're missing this intimacy. You're missing a partner, and
- 43:54that's totally fine, and you deserve to be happy with somebody who actually values
- 44:00you and values what you bring to the table and loves you for you.
- 44:04But like, I'm just tired of seeing you just being this weird limbo.
- 44:07It's so annoying. It is annoying. I think that I was moved,
- 44:15I guess, as she began to rehash once again what happened on their anniversary
- 44:19night, when he finally tells her, you know, in no uncertain terms,
- 44:22that is just never ever going to happen, when she says, like,
- 44:25I understand that we're not the same people that we were when we got
- 44:29married, and then of course the nineteen ninety wedding footage again, oh my
- 44:32god, over again, Like I understand we're not the same people. I
- 44:36get that there's a lot that has happened, but why can't we be curious
- 44:39about the people that we are now, Like, I want to get to
- 44:43know that the person you are right now. I want you to get to
- 44:45know me for who I am, and maybe we can build on that.
- 44:49I loved that. That sounds so beautiful and vulnerable. And this is when
- 44:52he says, it's never going to happen. I don't want to see myself.
- 44:55I'm not curious about your life, bitch. I'm not curious about anything
- 44:59about I'm never going to be which crushed her. And as you said,
- 45:04then she's talking about what is she going to do. She's got her choices.
- 45:07She can stick around, be a part of the family, but not
- 45:10a wife. She can terminate altogether. And I forget what the third choices
- 45:15because at this point I'm like unconscious and I just can't go on. Be
- 45:20a choice. I cannot go on. But then she's like, and he
- 45:23sucks screw him or whatever she says. Yeah, She's like, he's not
- 45:28worth it, He's not worth it, so screw him. Yeah. So
- 45:30okay, I'm like, all right, So we're making progress. That means
- 45:32we are probably barreling toward You're absolutely right run episode twelve. So episode fourteen.
- 45:38They're going to be out on Coyote Pass Mary, Robin and Cody and
- 45:44Mary with some fire in her belly. He's going to tell them like I
- 45:46deserve more, I should not have to put up with this, and she's
- 45:50going to break up with Cody and Robin. She's making a decision finally,
- 45:54And we also have the preview for next week. We see Janelle all sitting
- 46:00down and saying that she is fighting hard to establish her estate. Yeah.
- 46:07I really really want to know more about this. Yes, me too.
- 46:10I want to know about the coins. I want to know about what she's
- 46:14asking for from Cody and Robin, because again, she has invested a lot
- 46:17of money into their home and into the family fund. I'm sure she funneled
- 46:22all of her TLC money into that family fund. She was left with nothing,
- 46:25So I really want to know what her negotiation points are. Yes,
- 46:29and I worry that they're not going to show us or tell us. It's
- 46:32going to be vague ambiguities. It'd be nice if they could be honest,
- 46:37because she said in this episode that Cody and Robin haven't contributed dick to her
- 46:43shit. Meanwhile, everybody's having to pool money for Christine's down payment on her
- 46:46house and Mary and all this in Robin's house, like nobody's helping finance Janelle's
- 46:52shit. So I want them to get into that, but I know they're
- 46:54not going to. You know, they're probably not going to. And as
- 46:57we discussed last week, Cody is probably thinking, well, you had eighty
- 47:00four thousand dollars, you sunk it into the fifth Wheel, which is a
- 47:04stupid investment, and so that was the money that we could have put toward
- 47:07whatever house you want, which doesn't cause him to come out of his pocket
- 47:10at all. And one of the reasons he's probably annoyed with her is because
- 47:15he thinks that eighty four thousand dollars should have gone into the family fund.
- 47:19Yeah, and he should have been able to draw from it, yeah,
- 47:21because he's an unspeakable lout and he needs more Dickenzie and village, more to
- 47:25concianthologists, first wife, and many bikes and painting pee everything. So also
- 47:32in the preview, we see Christine talking about how she comes into a new
- 47:37relationship with a lot of baggage, and so it sounds like David WOOLLI we've
- 47:43met David Wooly or we're about to meet David Wooly. We've got Cody out
- 47:47on the land with some dumb mail, toxic in cell, fucking friend again
- 47:54that I'm gonna have to listen to Jesus christ. We see Janelle tell Christine
- 48:00that she doesn't miss Cody or Robin and that she hasn't spoken to Mary in
- 48:05a year. Love it. And then we see Cody saying that nobody's going
- 48:07to split him and Robin apart. Mm hmmm, because that's in the context
- 48:12of the estate of the Estates, which makes me wonder if it's in the
- 48:15context of money. M hmmm. Probably, And Janelle is asking for some
- 48:21kind of money or for them to I don't know, dip into their home,
- 48:24because we know there's the rumor that they dipped into their home equity and
- 48:28paid her out one twenty to one hundred and forty thousand dollars. I'm sorry,
- 48:30I repeat myself all the time, but just in case you're just tuning
- 48:34in, there's this rumor that they paid her out, and maybe this is
- 48:37the start of that kind of a conversation. And Colda's said, well,
- 48:40you're not gonna split up me and my wife. You're not going to take
- 48:44from our established home that's messed up well, And like if you think about
- 48:49million years ago, we did an episode this was like towards the beginning of
- 48:53our podcast, probably over a year ago, where I went through the Flagstaff
- 48:59County records and looked up the deeds for all of these plots of land to
- 49:02see whose names are on what. Cody and Robin are always paired together,
- 49:07whereas like Janelle and Mary will be on one to like by themselves, Christine
- 49:10will be on another. Like, so the three OG wives have always been
- 49:15willing to like put their names separately on things. But it seems like Robin
- 49:19always has to be tied to Cody, especially financially. And I know because
- 49:22they're legally married too, So I wonder if that's got something to do with
- 49:27him saying you're never gonna split us up, Like, yeah, it's finances.
- 49:30But like Robin is not going to be willing to put her name on
- 49:34some plot of land to like help Janelle out or vice vers or take her
- 49:37name off a plot of right so that Janelle can own it outright, right,
- 49:40I wonder. I bet we're overthinking it. I bet it's something really
- 49:44stupid and probably nobody can destroy our love. Nobody cares you can have each
- 49:51other for real? Well, are there any final thoughts you had about this
- 49:53episode? So a lot. I've watched it again today. I watched it
- 49:59three, like every time. It's just like so much filler, and its
- 50:05just I know they're trying to test it out and test the waters to see
- 50:07if people are interested in McKelty and Tony's dumb life. Nobody is no.
- 50:12Absolutely, the answer is no, nobody is. Nobody wants that. Nobody's
- 50:15even interested in like Christine's single life and her birthday part, Like that's great,
- 50:19but like if you're not talking about Cody or like the divorce or what's
- 50:22happening with that, Like I don't really care. I'm interested in Christine and
- 50:25David's romantic journey. Well, I mean I'm very interested. Yeah, I'm
- 50:30very interested in Janelle maybe finding a man, because I think it was last
- 50:34week we talked about rumors that she's been seen around flag Staff and at Christine's
- 50:37wedding with an unknown man, Like I'm totally here for that, bitch.
- 50:40I don't care for that, and with Mary too, for her to have
- 50:44a new relationship and or like redesign the B and B. Like, I
- 50:47kind of dig that because that B and B. How that interior designer Blair
- 50:52stands in the middle of that being the designs one call it out is crazy
- 50:58to me, But I would be I would even be interested in that,
- 51:01so much more than Cody and Robin and their Maudlin children, and so much
- 51:07more than Tony and mckelte and even Aspen and Mitch. I mean, yeah,
- 51:13I don't really care. Even Gwen, I don't care. No.
- 51:15I like Gabe and Garrison. I want to see what's going on with them.
- 51:16They need to have a healing arc. I'd like to watch that.
- 51:21But yeah, I'm interested in the context of like a spinoff, like after
- 51:24these seasons are done and we get through all of these divorces, which we're
- 51:28probably not going to get to like the rest of the divorces until twenty thirty
- 51:31New decade, we'll be getting there. Yeah, think we're so behind on
- 51:35everything, Like I just want them to like wrap up the Sister Wides franchise
- 51:38like they're already planning to do. But there it's a cash cow, so
- 51:42they're just gonna milk it for however long they can because they know, this
- 51:45season has got so many viewers, more than they've ever had in a decade,
- 51:51so they're just getting all them, which is such leverage for TLC to
- 51:57put Cody and Robin over a barrel and to make them show up for a
- 52:01tell all and sit in the room with the other wives, and to answer
- 52:05hard questions like do you want to continue to have this stream of revenues that
- 52:08you can continue to get your Dekenzian village, then you need to show up.
- 52:14And if you do not show up to the reunion or to the tel
- 52:16all, if you walk off, you forfeit the entire season of wages.
- 52:21Yes, or fifty percent of the season's wages. Oh my god, that'd
- 52:23be so he would be there with bells on Honey. I forgot to say
- 52:29that. In that Mormonism Live episode, he somebody asked Cody if he was
- 52:34interested in courting another wife, and Cody said, no, I'm not going
- 52:37to answer that because that's a spoiler, and I'll let the network handle it.
- 52:42I thought he already made a statement like via People dot Com or something
- 52:45that he's he's a monogamist, he's not interested in other wives. I don't
- 52:47know, but that's what he said on that video. Though Oh interesting,
- 52:52he said spoiler. I won't get into any of that. They're like,
- 52:54you can't even tell us though. If you're interested in courting another wife and
- 52:57he's like, no, spoiler, I'll let tails handle. He's not.
- 53:00He's a monogamist, and Robin would never let him. No, never,
- 53:05never never. I would like to conclude this podcast by apologizing for being late.
- 53:09We are usually a day earlier than this, but as it turns out,
- 53:15I lost one of my very best friends on Sunday night. Her name
- 53:21was Eleanique. I mentioned this because we had a podcast together and I've known
- 53:24her for many years. She was like the quintessence of beauty and grace and
- 53:32humor and kindness. Just such a down chick, and she was forty seven
- 53:38years old. She died of metastatic breast cancer. She loved The Sister Wives.
- 53:44Bitch would she would talk match it about Cody Brown. We would just
- 53:47look at his picture and laugh together. I don't know if she ever listens
- 53:52to our podcast because it's only been for the last year, but she knew
- 53:54I was doing it and she was one hundred percent into it. She loved
- 53:59it. She's just a light in this world and I just want to dedicate
- 54:04this episode to my dear friend Eleani and wish her well on the next journey
- 54:09in her celestial kingdom wherever that is. Rest in peace, Elenique. She
- 54:15was a really lovely person, or a real one, my friend, and
- 54:19that is all I wanted to say. Now, is there anything else we
- 54:22need to say to these beautiful raccoon's beatress? Well, if you love our
- 54:25podcast, I sure hope that you give us a glowing five star review on
- 54:30your favorite podcast platform. It really helps us grow the pod. Thank you
- 54:32so much. And until next time, which will be later this week,
- 54:36we're going to come back to talk about Blackville and also nine to Date Fiance.
- 54:39I watched that episode. I was texting you, I'm like, this
- 54:44is crazy. We're going to be back to talk about that later this week.
- 54:46Until then, never forget, we love you very much and peace outline like us