Latest / We Don't Smoke the Same / #456 We Don't RIZO the Same with Martin Rizo and Rock Samson
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- 0:04What up? And welcome back to another episode here that we don't smoke the
- 0:07same podcast on a Thursday, and you guys know Thursdays we go hard for
- 0:11you guys. Thank you so much for tuning in. Sorry for being fashionably
- 0:15late as always, but this is a stoner show, so you know what
- 0:18I mean, you kind of have to be a little bit late this time
- 0:22sitting across from me and actually present. Uh, it's the one and only
- 0:26XG. What's going on? I'm back in the saddle? Is that?
- 0:29Why? What? That's what white people say, right, That's what the
- 0:33guy on Broke Back Mountain said. I'm not back on the saddle. I'm
- 0:41back on the show. What's up, guys? How we're doing. We
- 0:43got some gifts for you guys. I'm miss last show, so I brought
- 0:45some giveaways so if he maybe wants to bless you guys up. Oh yeah,
- 0:49well, well let me introduce the guest because usually we like we usually
- 0:52get sidetracked him like then it turns into like a forty minute or deal and
- 0:55the show's over. But headlining this day at the green room out there for
- 1:02the for the Patreon exclusive show for you guys that are subscribed to our Patreon
- 1:06Thank you for getting tickets. Some of them are still available. And you
- 1:08guys, hear him on the What's Up Food podcast and you might catch him
- 1:11on the podcaster. Yeah, and he's also skateboarding with the other homie was
- 1:18here last week, George Wag, the one and only Martin rizzor everybody whoa
- 1:23Yo, what's up? Guys. It's good to finally have you on here
- 1:26here before. I've been here before, yeah, I think, but we
- 1:27were down there huh yeah, yeah, down there. I think it came
- 1:30Philippe like a long time ago. Yeah, hell, I think he was.
- 1:34Yeah, I think I've had all your foods on the show. You
- 1:36know what's crazy? Yeah, you know what's crazy though, Philippe like for
- 1:41this show because we've been even when I had my old co host before,
- 1:44like, uh, we've been running for like what six years now? Ray
- 1:48Yeah, So I want to say, like Felippe was the first guest I
- 1:51ever had on the show. Yeah, real, he was the first guest.
- 1:55I have pictures of that ship. It was when we were down there
- 1:57in the Green Scream. So it's fucking crazy to uh he never been back
- 2:00though. He's gonna come back. I've talked to him before. Yeah,
- 2:07it's just a matter of time and scheduling. Also, running the boards is
- 2:09the one and only Ray, thank you so much. Running the boards a
- 2:13k morning shot films. Yep, And already I can feel him sweating.
- 2:17So I turned Matt. I just I just want I just want to I
- 2:23just wanted to blame it on him, because you know, I was like,
- 2:25that's such a white guy thing to do. Bring the order into work.
- 2:30I'm considerate, all right, Like, you know, there's people you
- 2:34could have heroin smelling armpits, like Xavier. I could be running around with
- 2:37a onion patch. No is like the worst though, because he doesn't he
- 2:40like, well, I don't know if you don't do coke no more as
- 2:44much so like coke sweats. Is that a real thing? Coke sweats?
- 2:46Yeah, oh definitely definitely. But yeah, rock shamps and everybody, I
- 2:52guys, what's going on? Chilling? Obviously sweating, you know, but
- 2:55it's the summertime. It's whatever, uh just not even summer food. It's
- 3:00fucking like the springs, fucking spring food. Like the water, the snow
- 3:05is melting, the rivers are full. Look, man, we got global
- 3:07warming. There's no fall and there's no spring. It's just winter and summer.
- 3:12Dog fa somebody said, somebody said, he's don't say it smelled like
- 3:17a dog got showered. That's such a gross smell. I know, dude,
- 3:27have you ever watched your dog? I use, I use, I
- 3:29use a good champoo of my dogs. Food. I've used the most,
- 3:31like the oatmeal one and the most expensive ship that I find sometimes and food.
- 3:36Some dogs will just fucking when they're wet or whatever. They just think,
- 3:38Bro, it's that weird like dog water smell dog, it's just nasty.
- 3:43Bro. Like, that's Mexico dogs right there, Bro, Mexico dogs.
- 3:46Yeah. I wonder if like the expensive dogs smell like that. No,
- 3:50No, a lastly dog wouldn't smell like a dirty dog, you know,
- 3:53had a shelty. They smell like that to them, like that maybe
- 3:58a poodle. I guess is that the appropriate term? I just called him?
- 4:00Last sees. I think they're called shelter chick's house that smells like dog.
- 4:04And you're like, when you're doing doggy style, Oh yeah, I
- 4:09know a true story. What I tell you food, Well, you're talking
- 4:15about your show up to the house. Oh yeah, a couple of pants
- 4:18and it kind of it's got that you smell, but you know, you
- 4:19don't give a fun because you're like you're there to be a dog, you
- 4:23know what I mean? Yeah, but what about like going to the story
- 4:26about like, okay, there's this great dating and I and I wrote a
- 4:30joke about it. I don't know if she had her page balance was off
- 4:34or something, dude, you know, like something was going on there,
- 4:36Like it smelled funky once you like you're like touched it or what like just
- 4:40like, look, it just smelled weird, you know, like I like
- 4:42that, you know, the pussy, yeah, her vagina because I'm just
- 4:47like, did she stink in general or like it just don okay, it
- 4:50was okay, damn yeah, I know. I don't think he would have
- 4:53made it that far if she just stank like ass everyone I went far,
- 4:56dude, I know you're already there. I get committing. Okay, So
- 5:00it just smelled foul, like not like the armpit, but it just smell
- 5:02weird. It just felt like she was like I don't know, like a
- 5:04yeast or like her peage bounces off. Dude, Like I wanted to like
- 5:08instead of loop like put badge in there, you know, like let me
- 5:12help you thumb up better eat it hell tartar sauce. I remember like it
- 5:20was. It was bad, dude. I grabbed a blanket. I grabbed
- 5:25the blanket covered my face. Yeah. I feel like a fucking vampire when
- 5:27I was having sex with her. Bro you know, yeah, that's real
- 5:30bad. Wow? No, were you were you like going through a drought
- 5:32or something, because sometimes when you take the way you bite the bullet like
- 5:35you'll do you're like, well, I wouldn't normally. I was young when
- 5:39you're like I was like twenty two man. Okay, yeah, that's when
- 5:42you do dumb dumb shit. I know, you know, you know it's
- 5:45a bad situation when you go like you know how you're dune boning and then
- 5:46you go like wash your dick off if you can still smell her. Oh
- 5:50no, I've smelled it. I'm washing my dick off. Hold on,
- 5:54hold on, hold on, hold on. This This insinuates that you raw
- 5:59dog in a stinky girl. Yeah, but sometimes they know I didn't know.
- 6:02I don't know what think yo. But sometimes though, sometimes though,
- 6:06bitches will be like fucking like shy steam spray that bath and body works on
- 6:10the outside, so it fucking be like, oh damn it tricks you.
- 6:13And then yeah that go inside, bro, Like you're just like that,
- 6:18but then you're like damn, You're like I'm just gonna finish. Yeah,
- 6:23It's like it's like spraying, like like putting a new car what's called what
- 6:29the houses a brand new nineteen ninety six hundred bro? You know what I
- 6:31mean? Ever driven? Yeah. The only person that can get nineteen ninety
- 6:38something cars from like fucking with no miles is Fluffy Like he got that ninety
- 6:43six mustag Bros. Like what do you even find this zero miles? Bro?
- 6:46Like who? I was shocked when he's sat in it, though he
- 6:48had to prove it, Like even he was like for all you were talking
- 6:53ship, he was like, I'm was sit on the fucking guard I could
- 6:55drive in and ship. So I was just cracking up. I was like,
- 6:58he really did fit in there, though, you will if you have
- 7:00the money, you can find that's rich people trade a lot of money for
- 7:04that. Trust me. It was not fine, Okay, that's that's rich
- 7:08people trading cards. They'll think about it, all right. So like if
- 7:10like because I used to sell cars before I even like when before I graduated
- 7:14college, and I remember, bro, like they like this was will get
- 7:16hookups from other dealerships for wholesales, were like they'll be like, hey,
- 7:19like this rich person got this Mercedes and they crashed it and said I don't
- 7:25want it, and they got another car and some some my dealership will buy
- 7:27it fixed the upper and like the fucking owner will be like, oh,
- 7:30well, I'm gonna store this in the public storage has uh maybe twenty seven
- 7:33miles And just like Storre a BMW or something like that. Now people would
- 7:38do that. That's rich people trading cards. Bro. Yeah yeah, like
- 7:40a charge card. Yeah yeah, see that shit because like, don't straight
- 7:44up that's like that's the equivalent of rich people trading cards, bro, Like
- 7:46I was, and and sometimes it's not even rich people trading cards like I
- 7:49was. What was I so like Rock was in here, He's like damn,
- 7:53he's on so focused as fuck in the beginning because I was like I
- 7:56had to use that part of my brain that's not smoked out, bro,
- 7:59but talking to like know and I was looking at He's like what are you
- 8:01looking at? And I'm like what is it urban developmental loans or something like
- 8:05that. Oh yeah, I didn't say any of those things, I know,
- 8:07but you looked at me that way, so so like I would.
- 8:11And then and then he's like what is that? And I was like,
- 8:13well, you get to like, you know, the government helps you out
- 8:16to develop houses so they don't have to and they give you X amount of
- 8:18money and all this shit. And then I was just like, holy shit,
- 8:20I'm like, this is like, this is how you level up.
- 8:22Dog. I was like, it's crazy. I think we're the generation because
- 8:26we're all nineties kids. How old are you thirty five? Oh yeah,
- 8:28we're like all prime nineties kids. Like we're the generation that like we didn't
- 8:33get the instruction booklet to the fucking internet. Oh no, yeah yeah yeah.
- 8:37So like but we're the first ones to fuck with it. Yeah yeah,
- 8:39fuck up our family's computers. You know. Yeah, bro, these
- 8:43kids don't know that that price to pay, but you know how embarrassing that
- 8:46shit was. When you get a fucking virus from poor I will like turn
- 8:50off the computer and just walk away, and just like they just wait like
- 8:52in my room, like, oh fuck, you know what's going on?
- 8:56I've been in here the whole time. Yeah, you fucking you put you
- 9:00push the fucking buttery you're holding. Hurry up, turn off, bro,
- 9:03Like like I remember, bro, one what it's a good COMMENTO. I'm
- 9:13doing fourteen? Where the fuck is that? Fo? Yo? He's one?
- 9:18Did you see a pick of Tony A posted a Mega Man. There's
- 9:22a guy holding his cock Mega Man. Dude, WHOA pull this up?
- 9:31Pull it up because Mega Man is coming on the podcast in two weeks so
- 9:33we can ask him about this. Penis Warders like game Bank. He's a
- 9:37game bank king and he's out there someone. I mean, you can't be
- 9:39the gang bank king without a dude, right, don't prove the game bank
- 9:43king at all. But if that proves that that story is real, you
- 9:46you know what, you obviously know who Mega Man is, right, I
- 9:48actually, uh, it's because of my fault that he started podcasting and everything
- 9:54he knows. I I created the Frankenstein that is Megan Man. What do
- 10:01you know? He showed up to the to the dispensary. I was doing
- 10:03a demo for my pens and like, and you know, he always shows
- 10:07up to support, and he showed up and I was like, hey,
- 10:11what's up? But he was like what but he couldn't really talk right and
- 10:13and I was like, hey, for like, what happened to you?
- 10:16I was on with your boys. I did a podcast. I did a
- 10:20podcasting one day, and I was like when you mentioned that, I was
- 10:24like, holy ship, You're the reason. Like you you set them off.
- 10:28He's a reason. Uh Spotify's band with his slow bro dude. Yeah,
- 10:35he was like all happy about the A podcast in the day, but
- 10:37yeah, pull up that picture whenever you can say something. I was like,
- 10:39you got hurt eating pussy or something like that. I like, Michael
- 10:43Douglas bro, you know, yeah, man, A podcasts in the day
- 10:46though, that's pretty that's pretty crazy. Hey before we continue, though,
- 10:48everybody racking turn them and Mike just a little bit in the earphones too,
- 10:52for everybody that is wondering, because I did wrote it. I did write
- 10:56it on the Instagram post. Uh there. It will be a giveaway as
- 11:01per every Thursday for all the super chatters. And let me tell you,
- 11:03we gotta fucking treat for you motherfuckers today because George Perez actually hooked it up.
- 11:07Me hooking it up, not him, me. I hooked it up,
- 11:11we're card I work hard. It's fucking George's album. So oh,
- 11:16I got these fucking George Perez records that you can only get on and sale
- 11:22in person. So getting on through the zone is gonna be super dope.
- 11:24Yeah, so we got two of them. Salute to George Perez. He
- 11:28has this new comedy album out there. You can only buy this at one
- 11:30of his shows. He does not sell it online because I don't think he
- 11:33trusts the internet. But you can go ahead and win two of them today.
- 11:35You can win two of them today. Super chatters are entered. I
- 11:39told the Xavier to get him signed, but he said nah. Xavier said
- 11:45nah, not George. George would have done it, but Xavirier was like,
- 11:48I'm losing anyways, I should be blessed. Anyways, go donate a
- 11:52dollar and you can win that ship. Somebody said you stole these. He
- 11:56didn't even ask George. I bet George w exactly. You swear. They
- 12:01swear like if I'm gonna steal for anybody, I no fans and he don't
- 12:03has a gun man, that'd be hard. I wouldn't know who to from.
- 12:09He's gonna shoot me and then I'd get my asking, but I'm not
- 12:13for stealing stupid, Like you're not threating my life, likeaber, like you're
- 12:16supposed to eat, Like there is such a thing as gun safety stupid and
- 12:18like rock is a true text. And even though he walked away, he
- 12:22like he was telling me the story he was seeing you look at your gun,
- 12:26kind of touch your gun and situation. To me, your life was
- 12:28not in danger at all. Like when somebody that they were gonna run up
- 12:31to the car, that sounds dangerous. Yeah, that's hell of dangerous these
- 12:35days, you never know. Yeah, but xaber, this is the reason
- 12:39illegals are not allowed to ol guns. Yeah, you know is legal from
- 12:46like a he's like an alien. I'm a dreamer, like a do yeah
- 12:50dream But you call it is an old airline? UCA, Yeah, did
- 12:58you fly on? Is like a real and shit I think like it was
- 13:01South America or Central America, but that was an old ass airline. Bro.
- 13:05If we did your parents ever get fucking letters with the little red and
- 13:07blue stripes on the side from like Central America? Ship? Like did people
- 13:11ever write them from like back home? And ship? Did you ever see
- 13:13your family ever get international mail? No? Damn? I guess that's just
- 13:18some Salvadorian or Central America. I remember like cell phones for I used to
- 13:20go buy my uncle. This is like nineteen ninety three, bitch, Yeah,
- 13:24cards, I used to buy cards from my uncle. Be like,
- 13:26doesn't you'd buy these cards to call in Mexico. I understand. I'm just
- 13:30saying we're a little bit more fucking advanced, because I'm not hating AKA,
- 13:35this is this is pre Bukeela bitch, all right, hating on letters.
- 13:39But I had I remember my uncle going to go buy they were minute cards
- 13:41or whatever. I just I don't know. I remember seeing the letters and
- 13:45it was just like from like somebody who was like old as fuck from Salvador
- 13:48And obviously maybe that's why they don't have a phone or whatever it is.
- 13:50But they were just like write letters to my grandma and ship and I'll have
- 13:54to read them. And I was a kid and now yeah Spanish. Yeah,
- 13:58And I fucking hate it book because im I'm like, man, I
- 14:00was like the careading cursive sucks. You know how to write in cursive?
- 14:03I used to man, it was perfect lass. You don't have to lift
- 14:07your hand up, you know, it's just right there. Bro, you
- 14:09could just like smudge letters. And I heard that they're going to stop teaching
- 14:15cursive because it's kind of pointless, you know, there's like no they saw
- 14:18right that. No, I still I still know how to write cursive,
- 14:22though, I think I could write the whole Abcason cursive as a conspiracy theories.
- 14:26You want to know the conspiracy theories on why they're banning cursive? Here
- 14:28we go, because it's two power. They're turning the frogs gear it is.
- 14:33Yeah, I want to know why. Technically huh no, no,
- 14:37no, no, they're little conspiracy theory of the day, spiracy theory of
- 14:41the day. They saying that that they're banning cursive, the writing in cursive
- 14:46because they don't want people to be able to read the Constitution, the Decoration
- 14:50of Independence. It's all that crazy, bro. Isn't the Constitution already translated?
- 14:56I mean you can can't read it. What if they change the word
- 14:58then you won't be able to the word for word. The thing is,
- 15:05you guys want to say conspiracy theory, that was it. You guys can
- 15:09believe it, and I believe it. A lot of people are down that.
- 15:11Man. I don't know. That's like yeah, like they haven't translated.
- 15:16That's a lot of books, there's a lot. Why did we learn
- 15:20it? Why did we learn it? Because it was practical at the time,
- 15:24because we wrote everything by hand and we were so we were I can't
- 15:30get a word out, that's sick. No, the whole point is we
- 15:35were just getting to a point with more regular access to like computers and typing
- 15:41and ship. I agree, okay, so should we so kiss? Should
- 15:43they stop learning how to write through paper because they have a keyboard? Should
- 15:46they stop learning how to read? Curse it because they can read uh on
- 15:50a computer? You see what I mean? Replacing all the computers go out.
- 15:56Your kids don't know how to use a piece, but all these things
- 15:58are being replaced. If I was interrupting you because there was some thought,
- 16:02and I was interrupting you because I was right, yeah, pretty much.
- 16:06But I think, yeah, I think it's just the way like, yeah,
- 16:07technology is going. You know, you didn't be more man back in
- 16:11the day, like you were pissed off. Well, we're not writing on
- 16:15kate walls anymore because they want us to write on books on paper. You
- 16:19know, why don't we do cave paintings anymore? But the real conspiracy is
- 16:26they don't want us understanding. They don't want us to be prioral. Okay,
- 16:30but I see, I see that you guys kind of don't because okay,
- 16:34Netflix, how long have you been playing for Netflix? Everybody here?
- 16:40Years? Years? Years? Right? Okay? Ask me if the Internet
- 16:44goes out, if you have a movie anything hard to use, that kind
- 16:48of sucks to you that coffee, don't any hard copies? Really doesn't that
- 16:53suck? Don't you think that that kind of sucks? That you've dropped over
- 16:56too grand and you don't have anything. With the internet goes out, there's
- 16:59nothing for you to watch DVD, handible, just like just like keep saying,
- 17:03if the Internet goes out, there's nothing to tell us how to do
- 17:08anything because everything's on the internet. So I'm just saying us learned us learning,
- 17:12not how to learn cursive and read on paper? Have you not?
- 17:15I don't think that's the smartest thing in the world. Although have you not
- 17:18learned anything from any apocalyptic fucking movie? Bro The fucking most the most,
- 17:22the most valuable thing when it comes to like everything going to ship is books
- 17:26and knowledge, because there's shouldn't stopped reading and writing. My point was proven.
- 17:30Yeah, what I'm saying, But you don't think that there's libraries that
- 17:33people reserve. Like the whole reason, what's that fucking library? There was
- 17:37that world library that had books. They got burned. But that's the reason
- 17:40we don't know about those fucking societies in the past. You should fucking know
- 17:44this, Sam Tripley's psychic fucking Uh, what's that? What's that? What's
- 17:48that fucking library that got burned back in the day that there was a historic
- 17:52bro like Egyptians and everybody had their foules. This was some real ship bro,
- 17:56Like they say some like societies of people have been documented over time and
- 18:00this is like we're like, oh bro, like like the missing Link or
- 18:03like those people that were super advanced they had trackings of all this ship.
- 18:07But like when war broke out, this fucking library, Library of Alexandria.
- 18:11Yeah, Library of Alexander A lot of a lot of lot was destroyed.
- 18:15They said that it changed the color of the river. Yeah that's how much.
- 18:19So many books they threw in the water. Is this park or South
- 18:25Orange County? Dog out of your out of your zone? Dog? No?
- 18:30Was it wasn't it wasn't it like like in road or something. It
- 18:33was like it was like like library, what of Alexandria. Alexandria's books a
- 18:40lot of information, but that supposedly that library had the fucking uh. So
- 18:45the reason is a big deal is because they say that everybody's not sure on
- 18:51how the Babylonian things got bail, the towers and pyramids or the pyramids,
- 18:56and that's where the fucking instructions to all that ship was. That's the reason
- 19:00they knew all that was. Uh was kind of like like his historians knew
- 19:06how to build this ship because they shared that knowledge, and that ship got
- 19:08burned. You know who they say has a lot of that, Donald Trump?
- 19:14Is that how they're saying a close one, very close. But the
- 19:19Vatican it kept a lot of that. That's why they don't let you underground.
- 19:23Huh. It's not because they have kids in there. Oh shit.
- 19:27But you know it makes sense, you know, like what he's saying.
- 19:30If everything keeps going to say way how it is now, we're gonna lose
- 19:34all physical media and then like what, like what's it happened? Like like
- 19:37hundreds of years from now, a thousand years when they try to look back,
- 19:41try to look for like what happened, what happened between like twenty twenty
- 19:44two, two thousand. There's no fucking like all the computers are shut off.
- 19:47No mean no, you're right, means we got them out, dude.
- 19:51That's why like the White Wall, Yeah, why do you think that?
- 19:55Like the first thing that the Germans were doing when they were burning off
- 19:57all the Jews, they were like, we're so the Jewish life berries fuck
- 20:00this ship, like and they torched all that shit because they're like, fuck
- 20:03your religion, fuck this And they were like that's always been a thing for
- 20:07like war, but like now it's like it's all online, so somebody could
- 20:10just hack it and be like, fuck you, we got all your ship.
- 20:12That's crazy, dude, because where's that all being stored. There's like
- 20:15hella, like what's the most expensive? We're like most like rich library,
- 20:19now, bro, it has to be somewhere they probably it's probably like a
- 20:22library like that place where we restore our seeds in Antarctica. Oh the seatballs,
- 20:27the seatbats. Crazy, you think there's weed tis in there? They
- 20:30have to have it. I feel like there would be yeah, every single
- 20:33plant they try to get every single plant that Yeah, Library of Congress,
- 20:40Bro, and I bet you ain't burning that ship probably like unburnable. Here,
- 20:49what the how does that happen? Dude? Oh yeah, oh yeah,
- 20:52I heard you cough a little bit, bro, Like yeah, like
- 20:55what the FuG Yeah, usually everybody gets some kind of contact. You're not
- 21:00normally smoked. I mean I hang out people are smoke, but like yeah,
- 21:03but it's like sorry, Frank can Steele is one guy you know,
- 21:08like like like you know what I'm saying. This is like it's like you're
- 21:11passing the joy. But if you don't smoke, it's not enough to like
- 21:15it's different when you're like here and it's like these fools are smoking, Barts
- 21:18is drinking, like I called me to the riot of smoking race, probably
- 21:21smoking, Like curious, how do you guys build up your uh your fucking
- 21:26tolerance tolerance because like you are smoking, like you guys are constantly smoking right
- 21:30now, and I'm like I'm already sucking like taking so like so it's like
- 21:34I feel like it works. You're not like you guys are not fucked up
- 21:37right now. And I took and he and I took these fucking pills and
- 21:41it takes like before the show started. I took like three of these,
- 21:45bro, and they're like five hundred milligrams each, and I'm showing their gas
- 21:51hash oil Rhino pills. How you build tolerant Tooter pills pills? Yeah,
- 21:56I know you got a tolerance to that. No, A fucking boner all
- 22:00the time. This one looks fucking young, bro, Like, I don't
- 22:03think you, like you don't have those problems. It. I love I
- 22:07look young, but I'm fucking I've taken rhino pills for like anniversaries, you
- 22:11know, eclips. You know, I've you're taking the new ones, like
- 22:15the honey packs. I probably taken like like five. How do you decide
- 22:19when you go to the liquor store? Like you pick because there's like the
- 22:23options. You let the girl pick. The girl pick, You can't let
- 22:26her know you're taking. It's a surprise. Well like sometimes bro, because
- 22:30like you can't because then bro, Like all right, so like the first
- 22:33time, the first time I ever tried it, bro, Like, I
- 22:34was like with this older chick, right and like and then she was like,
- 22:37Yo, We're gonna go to the sex shop. And I was like
- 22:40what, Like I was like yeah, yeah, dude, but I was
- 22:42just like you know, and and then like in in the midst of all
- 22:47that ship, like she was like, yeah, we'll have two of those,
- 22:48and I was like, I'm never taking these, you know what I
- 22:51mean, Like you were trying to give you a heart attack? Nah,
- 22:52dude, I mean I almost did feel like it because I was just like,
- 22:56what the fun though? The first time you take one of those,
- 22:57bro, you like feel like Spider was like, yeah, yeah, You're
- 23:03just like like we could hear anything with this, bro, Like yeah,
- 23:07bro, But then I don't know, like that, I've tried the Rhino
- 23:11ones and then the ones that you've given me from uh from the Bluetoo you
- 23:15good. That shit works food. It's not as intense as the Rhino ones.
- 23:18I don't know what. I think they put coke in the Rhino ones.
- 23:21They must do something in there, bro, like some gasoline from the
- 23:23gas gas station. Bro. Yeah, bro, like the ninety one bro
- 23:26no eighty seven shit, you know, straight up, because they do make
- 23:30your heart feel a little bit weird, bro like that. But the Blue
- 23:33Choo ones they're cool. If I was a gas station, I would have
- 23:36my gas station boner pills like seven eleven. Yeah, unleaded fucking gas.
- 23:44Like literally they called gas boner pills. I'm be like, we really had,
- 23:48honey, I took some regular unleaded You got that a m pm yeah,
- 23:52But to answer it to fucking mm pm yeah, And to answer his
- 23:57question though the toler Bro, it's like, I don't know, but like
- 24:00most of us, they kind of smoke like it's super heavy like here,
- 24:04I feel because it's been like the Ninja Turtle effect because be Real is kind
- 24:08of like like Master Splinter, because he's the one that's probably he teaches everybody.
- 24:12He's like, Hey, this is how you roll, this is how
- 24:15you do this, this is how you take a dab, you know what
- 24:18I mean, Like everybody who works here, You'll learn the process, right,
- 24:22that's part of the orientation. And then sooner or later, Bro,
- 24:23you'll find yourself You're like, damn, yeah, I got myself a little
- 24:26dab brig and then you're like, yeah, I got myself like a few
- 24:29pans at home, and then you have everything and then you're like, I'm
- 24:32getting high all the fucking time. And but but at the same time,
- 24:34there's different types of like smokers broke, because like I smoke, bro but
- 24:37I got I run bro like I can fucking run bro like when you're high.
- 24:41No, well, I don't know. When I go to the gym,
- 24:44I don't smoke. Oh you need to try it. It's fun.
- 24:45Nah, it works the opposite for me. Like I look at it and
- 24:48I'm like, well, I'm a mile four out of six, im out
- 24:51y see I'll do I'll do dabs and go lifting. And I'm just like,
- 24:55it's easier to tune now I move slower. I think it's different because
- 24:57you're not doing cardio like when I do car And then again, you don't
- 25:00smoke as much as like I do either, bro so like whenever like me
- 25:03because it's maybe like that much like I don't know, man like, I
- 25:07feel like it's it will slow me down. If I just start off smoking,
- 25:10I'll be like, oh, we're back to where we left off last
- 25:11night. I think if you if you lifted weights smoking with different it's probably
- 25:15what I mean. I can do a little quick my lung now I'm doing
- 25:18a lot of the concept. I like cardio when I'm high because it's just
- 25:22it's like it's it's I don't know, it's easier to tune it out after
- 25:25a minute. Obviously getting started sucks. I'm with you on I just want
- 25:27to quick because I'm like, I'm already four in. I'm a stoner,
- 25:30Like that's a lot for mile. I just won't eat later. Yeah,
- 25:33yeah, yeah, yeah, that's he that does that. Is that a
- 25:36serious thought though? I bet you the xaber has thought that. He's like,
- 25:37well, I've been here for twenty minutes, I just won't eat later
- 25:41because I've done that before. I'm not gonna lie, bro. Sometimes when
- 25:44I've been unmotivated when I used to go to this other gym before, and
- 25:48I'll just be like, man, I just want to eat fucking lunch,
- 25:51like like I've we like the three miles under the miles, bro. But
- 25:55you know what, at the same time, the way to think about it
- 25:56is it's not that you're half assing at at the gym, is that you're
- 26:00showing up and you're doing something. You know, because it's like for me,
- 26:03my average is like forty minutes to an hour of working out, but
- 26:07like, I don't know if my head's not in it, I'm in a
- 26:11weird place, like I'm still gonna go to the gym for like fifteen to
- 26:14twenty minutes just to like keep the practice. Man, I don't know,
- 26:18So don't don't dog yourself for fucking dipping early. I mean, I mean,
- 26:22I don't know. I just I feel that kind of disappoint that disappointment.
- 26:26But it's like that's just that self discipline, bro. Yeah, but
- 26:29then agains. That's why I probably get hurt of my ankles a lot.
- 26:32XG. Do you go to gym? Yeah, to look at bitch is
- 26:36probably definitely. He's the guy and all of the girl's videos and they're like
- 26:41this guy was creeping mile, I was doing myself a TikTok voice, creepy
- 26:45guy behind me. Why then there's another video when it's the exact it's like
- 26:52the same time, and it has that creepy story song and the creamy guy.
- 26:56Boy, it's like, batty at did you am yet? My fault?
- 27:02The bench is right in front of the squat machine. It's not my
- 27:06fall, my fault. Yeah, she's squatty minus school under. It's not
- 27:11anybody's fault. X he's never seen women before out in public. Is there
- 27:15that playing finnis? Or is that that's what I do? I do playing
- 27:19fitness? I'm at la Finnis, But I'm thinking about going to Equinox because
- 27:22those are that's where like the only fans and like horn Star Dragon. I'm
- 27:26finish. I'm jelling some My little brother Dog he's just upgraded to Equinox,
- 27:30and I was like, in my head, I was like, it's because
- 27:30he's gayful bro, But it's like, like that's trying to meet a new
- 27:36man, you know, probably a rich one. Yeah, that's you know
- 27:38what I'm saying. Like, I was like, you go ahead, bro,
- 27:41you're gonna get better quality of females if you go to a higher gym,
- 27:44because the females there, you're not gonna get no Tubby Wobbi's in there.
- 27:47Dog, this bitch has been working out. Oh yeah, you're not
- 27:48gonna get no Dodger Opening Night, bitches. No, dude, you're gonna
- 27:52get pro Prime. It's worth Okay, you're not gonna get them Dodger pretty
- 28:00night at the meach Alava line pitches. My favorite is that he thinks he's
- 28:03gonna go into Equinox and he's gonna be the stud. You know, you
- 28:07need a social to get into what are you looking? It's one hundred and
- 28:14fifty month, but yeah, but I was like, oh, I'll go
- 28:18for two months, muscles, no for you. They signed you all.
- 28:21They fucking get you, like Ayre like the nemos Peral. They're like,
- 28:26go ruin your credit perrol. I was like, I'm going on to two
- 28:30months. See if the bitches are fine. You know, I'll see the
- 28:32vibe. I can afford. That's a car payment, bro, Like I
- 28:36know, God damn, if your lady has a job, she'll be like
- 28:38you're pull up an Equinox on the Honda. Let me your dream will be
- 28:44ruined quick, bro. Your lady will be because I know your lady has
- 28:45a job, should be like we'll get two memberships. Babe, Bamn,
- 28:49it's over. You're not looking at nothing. I always now you gotta get
- 28:53back. I can't free dog. I can't know, dude, if your
- 28:56girl complains because you're looking, because see least playing fit you get a new
- 29:00one, get a new one. At least playing glass white things, sung
- 29:03glasses their seat through beach like like my glasses are se through. What you
- 29:11got to say about? At least plant finutes. You can bring a guest,
- 29:14you know, for free every day? Yeah every day? Yeah,
- 29:17if you do the twenty five dollars membership. Yeah, I don't think you
- 29:18can deal with econox right. Oh hell Plant Minus is because that's where all
- 29:22the all those girls that go that work at the mighty school places work out
- 29:26at you know, like with the fake bbls and all that stuff. Right
- 29:30there, they smell like fucking sibcha dude, Like that's you know, that's
- 29:36a mystery, bro, you know what I mean? We could be there
- 29:40playing fitness. Who knows, dude, I gotta say, man, I
- 29:42was going to twenty four hour fitness for a minute, and that's like the
- 29:45middle ground. Yeah. So it's all the entitled little influencers and ship and
- 29:51just like, man, I don't know, I couldn't get behind it.
- 29:53The only cool thing was the Zach the Black Power Ranger from the original.
- 29:57Oh really yeah, he into that gym and I was like, that's sick.
- 30:03You know, he's always been missing a finger. If you look at
- 30:08the pictures, like he's always missing a finger? Is he in the kuzzo?
- 30:12Dude looking up? Chopped it off? But if you look at old
- 30:17pictures like from the like when he's going like dance like he's missing a finger.
- 30:21God follow him on Instagram, and that's why he holds his phone with
- 30:26that hand. I know it was the way I'm gonna look at it right
- 30:32now. Man, that's crazy, Broz. Do you feel some kind of
- 30:37high? Now? I do feel I'm kind of I'm now I'm accepting it.
- 30:41You know he's not fighting. Yeah, thirty seven minutes, Bro,
- 30:47this is and it's like, bro, like the fucking the smoke is looking
- 30:49at you like matro man. It's spider Man. So you're nowhere three minutes
- 30:57listen and yeah, dude, that was crazy. I remember Boone saw oh
- 31:03ship boone taws ready, Oh my god, look at that yo. He
- 31:07can't flip nobody off. So that reallyans there's a flappy finger in the glove.
- 31:11You know. He was fighting the puddies. Yeah, I mean he
- 31:15can do on their mouth all the time. You think of some puddies appeared.
- 31:19We got it. Oh dude, they look easy, bro, I
- 31:22don't know, but those fools all did fucking fly kicks on them as ship
- 31:26like all right, my hands that put the chat room put it in the
- 31:29chat room as a pole. He puddies are right now, bro, fucking
- 31:33like a group of fucking four Puddies showed up. We can suck them up.
- 31:37They don't. Yeah, Putties suck and all you gotta do is like,
- 31:40not the original Putties, but the second generation of Puddies. All you
- 31:42gotta do is bop them in the Yeah, you gotta hit that button,
- 31:45right, Yeah, that's a suicide button for them too. They want to
- 31:49just end it, you know, fucking done. Yeah, that's how you
- 31:52know it's a Japanese show. Huh. It's just like, yeah, for
- 31:56remitting Seppuku against the Power Rangers? Do you is christ? Anybody did?
- 32:01Anybody who ever watched Tokyo Vice after me picking it up? I know you
- 32:04guys would any fucking assholes? Dude, I can't. I hate subtitles.
- 32:07It's not even subtitles. It's English, bitch. You started it and started
- 32:09with subtitles and quit. Okay, well it has to let you know it's
- 32:13in Japan, Bitch. He doesn't know how to read. I just I
- 32:15don't like reading. Have you checked. I don't like it because it's hard.
- 32:19I love learning, but I just care it's not in cursive. That's
- 32:24subtitles in cursive. Read here what the Japanese called tie Donna lazy bro tie
- 32:34Donna, lazy bro, or I would call you black stupid, lazy.
- 32:42I take a Japanese bro. Yeah, I'm trying. I'm going there every
- 32:45year, so like I'm trying to buy a house. He's a dreamer in
- 32:50Japan. Yeah I would. I would like, look, this is my
- 32:52Plannet schools thinks he will he not these fools, but he mostly thinks I'm
- 32:55stupid. Like I'm like Abri there was a draft going on. I would
- 32:59just just to Japan. Bro, you can't escape, well, you don't
- 33:01think they have the fun. I could just go to Mexico and then fly
- 33:05out because Mexico is not gonna send like I think they're gonna close the border
- 33:07down for anybody who's a fucking pussy because we're at war. Wait, so
- 33:10like, uh, this war happens, right and they're gonna just uh make
- 33:15us go. So you have to like pack right away and go to Mexico,
- 33:20like like before they even announced it and they're like, oh ship,
- 33:22we go into war. And then you're like, all right, fuck it,
- 33:23We'll just head to Mexico, get on the trip. It's like oh,
- 33:27my way on his way, and it's just fucking like just fucking over
- 33:30there and just be like, look, man, let me show you guys
- 33:34how to do media out here, you know, start our own be real
- 33:36TV out you guys. I know you guys don't understand TVs. Like I
- 33:40could be an immigrant out there, but I'd be like one of the cool
- 33:43immigrants like Exibers out here. Like how many immigrants do you know they're on
- 33:45the podcast like Exambers on ten podcasts. That's a big for a legal guy,
- 33:51that's pretty easy. He's doing it. He's like he's like top food
- 33:53but like fucking uh for like immigrants, but also not mao, hell yeah,
- 34:00I can't see how Like the Mexican the Mexican prep wait, I'm high
- 34:04he president, the Mexican bread the Mexico President. Wait, the president of
- 34:07Mexico. You may announcement that like anybody who has Mexican parents, Like if
- 34:14you live in the United States or Canada, you're automatically Mexican citizen. Oh
- 34:17yeah, I saw they just did that recently, right. Yeah, my
- 34:21friend was telling me about that because her she's a first generation American. Yeah,
- 34:24she gets to get her citizenship. Crazy, so we're automatically, we're
- 34:28automatically Mexican citizens. Well, I mean I'm Sawadoria, but I could.
- 34:32I could just go back, you know, but that mean worst comes to
- 34:35words. You can just commit a crime and there's a draft going on.
- 34:38It happened like a couple of days ago. Yeah, yeah, I thought
- 34:43you were appointing him like a spell or something like he was like, yop
- 34:47yo, is there a leak? Like, please don't tell me something happened
- 34:51again? We just got this place fixed, David. I know that I
- 34:55couldn't be drafted unless they like really drastically altered things because me and my brother
- 35:00both have severe asthma. Oh you're going frontline then? Oh yeah, cannod
- 35:06like people. Yeah, Like I love how people think that when war.
- 35:10You don't think they're sending the down sing drome fools out there? First?
- 35:14Oh ship, Okay, okay, first of all, that's a that's a
- 35:16serious question, color blind Okay, is that is? That is? Like
- 35:21I'm serious, I'm serious about it, Like this is a serious question.
- 35:23Are down syndrome fools allowed to go on the draft? And these fools have
- 35:27if they have a job at Walmart and like we're really hurting No, I
- 35:30mean, I don't know that's there is a question. But like, I
- 35:34don't know if they can work at Walmart food, they could be in the
- 35:37military food. Damn, dude, with some respect food respect. Okay,
- 35:45but I'm saying not disrespectful to be you know, don't you're telling me that
- 35:51you need to be hold on, hold on, you know, you need
- 35:53to be fucking sergeant to let the push the button in the gate where the
- 35:58military trip comes in. Yes, all you need is a body. Bro,
- 36:00you can't. You can't risk someone get into military because he fucking didn't
- 36:04know that that was a somebody say, yeah, they just walk them on
- 36:07the range. We can look at looks, bro came down syndrome. I'm
- 36:12gonna look it up. Dude. If there was twelve down syndrome fools with
- 36:16a Woody Harrelson movie and they memorized all those lines, I think some of
- 36:22these fools can go fight for our freedom. That they can fight, Yes,
- 36:25but it's not loud. It's not Maybe Forrest Gump he was special head.
- 36:29Yeah, but that was also before they had like that like official diagnose,
- 36:32you know, and it's a movie. He outlived the black food and
- 36:37the Black fools and retard. It's over here talking about how he can't go
- 36:39because he has a severe asthma attack, and you're asking me sounding South with
- 36:44the downtouth. I didn't say a kid, an adults that's willing whatever,
- 36:49they can't go. Yeah, that's the thing is they're not gonna take you
- 36:55know, people with you know, disabilities, man, Like, I think
- 37:00there's limits to it. What's like the I might ask chat GPT. Yeah,
- 37:06yeah, can color blind people go to war? Let me see color
- 37:12blind people can, but they can't be pilots. I have a homie that's
- 37:15color blind and wanted to be really Yeah, they can't be pilots or they
- 37:20can't be bomba squad people because they got to know the different colors and they
- 37:22cut the what's called the wires. Yeah it's the red and blue. I
- 37:27bet you Russia would send him, but I bet YEAHO is like everyone goes
- 37:32everywhere. Yeah, just straight up, everyone goes everybody. You think Napole's
- 37:38really dying? Who put he's dying? Supposedly he's like he has He's in
- 37:43one of those situations that Castro was, where like you know, Castro was
- 37:45dying for a long time and then he finally died but supposedly he's like in
- 37:50one of those situations where he's like, they don't want to let the people
- 37:52know. Yeah, they can't because you know, he rules with the iron
- 37:55fist. Damn if he dies, it's kind of scary. Or he is
- 38:00dying, it's why he just a half a son. No, I have
- 38:01a feeling, got to think about it. He's a dictator. He's those
- 38:05people that want power and they want their name and it kills everybody. They
- 38:07want their name in the history book, and he wants he's got that.
- 38:12He wants to be known as the guy that that put Russia back into the
- 38:15Soviet Union, and that's why he's trying to take over the Ukraine to put
- 38:19his name in the history book. So he wants to make the Soviet Union
- 38:22again. He wants to make it how it was, how big it was,
- 38:23because when when it happened, they fucking took some ship away, like
- 38:27Ukraine used to be their Ukraine used to be Russia's that fight. Russia's like,
- 38:30give me that ship back, the US star because remember when when I
- 38:34used to watch, when I used to play Street Fighters song, gian this
- 38:37country doesn't exist anymore, bro, where's on gi from now. Yeah,
- 38:39that's true that who wants a bag? Who wants his wants bag? I
- 38:49mean it's okay. So aside from like starting a war, like like what
- 38:52has this fool done? And everybody's like, oh man, like is he
- 38:53like came John oom? Does everybody cry? They have to pull him because
- 38:57like that seems way more savage, Like where would you rather go? Like
- 39:00fucking North Like if you had to, like fucking like choose right in North
- 39:04Korea or fucking Russia? Where you going to? He's killed his he's killed
- 39:07like his like ops, anyone that's going against them proper for politics has died.
- 39:13Literally. A plane exploded. A plane exploded. Are the people happy?
- 39:17Uh no, No, no one's ever happy with the dictator. The
- 39:22plane exploded, exploded, dog, that's a delayed plane, bro, I
- 39:25don't know, man, it exploded in or Kim Jong. Well, we've
- 39:31talked. He killed his brother though, duding and they caught it on video.
- 39:37Yeah, telling that's just fucking crazy, ro It's crazy, it's real?
- 39:40Is it real? Bad? Yeah? Dude, it's like, so
- 39:42tell him Coomers. Jim Kong has a brother and in those countries, like
- 39:45the older brother. I don't know, but the oldest brother is the one
- 39:49that keeps the fucking thrones. Yeah, so Kim John own didn't like this
- 39:54fool and his because his brother was like a fan of like the USA ship,
- 39:59like it was like hell yeah basketball and like fucking baseball and then he
- 40:02was hanging out with shower movies brock yeahs full. So Kim John Un was
- 40:07like, I need to kill my older brother so I could become the king.
- 40:09So this fool convinces some like a crew of people in Korea, I
- 40:15think in nor in South Korea, to be like a part of like a
- 40:17video game or like a game show, and the game show you're supposed to
- 40:22glow stuff into people and then ha ha hello out like Chinese games. Do
- 40:25you know how Jens have always Yeah, like those it was funny, yeah,
- 40:29throw confetti and you were something like stupid, Like he made them do
- 40:31this for like a week or two weeks where it was very like nonchalant,
- 40:35and then finally they told them to do it to the brother. But when
- 40:37they went like that to the brother, it was this deadly poisoning that killed
- 40:42a brother and they caught this all on camera basically like Anthrax, dude,
- 40:45all on camera. The girls think they're a part of a video game,
- 40:47part of a game show. The people that were the directors run away.
- 40:51You can see them fly away, like it's all on camera. Dog,
- 40:53you can go deep down rabbit hole. I'm like, fucking it all up.
- 40:55It's like a forty minute video that I've sent them, And how dope
- 40:59is it? It's like said, how dope is female assassins to kill that
- 41:04his own brother Kum Jung i Kim John Kim Jung Yeah, bro Kim,
- 41:08Wow, dude, that's crazy Coorean? Like, I like, I like,
- 41:13I like Korean barbecue, but is there North is there? Is there
- 41:16North Korean barbecue? You know? Is human barbecue? Do you only get
- 41:22one? Just you know it's just the grill? Yeah? I like the
- 41:25grocery stores. You gotta do a pledge of legionc like what I want?
- 41:30Bro? You guys, you guys seen that North Korean refugee, right,
- 41:34the female one with the big old titties, Like that is that the footage?
- 41:37I can't I don't see that. I don't know. It's not like
- 41:38it's not gory? Is that North Korean barbeque? No? What is that?
- 41:44That's the c C t C CV video. Look that's where his brother
- 41:49dies. It wasn't in a it was an airport. Food. Airport caught
- 41:52them. It was like a game show, like, l just walk into
- 41:55that food. That's not that's that's not Japanese, don't Yeah, yeah,
- 42:01the Japanese hat japan hate each other. Bro. I mean, I don't
- 42:08believe in the Japanese were sucking him up. He instantly knew. He went
- 42:14straight to Murdency's like, hey, I just like he's telling these fools.
- 42:15He's like, look, somebody's after me. Dog. They're trying to get
- 42:19me with some ship. I'm so and So's brother, trust me. I
- 42:22know they don't believe him. How is he walking around with no security if
- 42:25he's Kim Jong UN's brother. I see, you wouldn't think your brother was
- 42:31gonna kill you himself before you know? Yeah, but Ryan Gosling's I don't
- 42:37know. I mean, but you don't never suspect your brother of killing you
- 42:39though? No, But wouldn't you suspect like other people trying to kill you
- 42:44if you were part of a dictatorship family. I don't know, man,
- 42:47I'm yeah, but that's all the more reason. It's just like you know,
- 42:53even if you're untouchable, technically he was. He was the dictator.
- 42:57He's a good one. Like at the end of the day, he was
- 42:59like not like evil. That's why he was out. Honestly, if he
- 43:00would if he would have not died, I think she would have been cool
- 43:04with North Korea in America, like and then it would have been we would
- 43:07have been I would have been documented to be like, Yo, let's time
- 43:08going North Korea, y'all, first time ever we've been taking vacations in North
- 43:12Korea. Now, Yeah, they wouldn't even be Japan. Yeah that's true.
- 43:15Yeah, that's crazy. You guys know about that refugee, right,
- 43:19or refugee, the North Korean refugee that goes the big titty refugee. Yeah,
- 43:24so you guys haven't seen her. She talks about being refugee. It's
- 43:27kind of crazy the way she talks about it. How bad North Korea is,
- 43:30he said, big titty refugee, that's what he was saying, right,
- 43:34Yeah, dude, this North Korean even though according to them they're like
- 43:36Malta. This girl did not look mal nervous, but she's a titt g
- 43:38bro talks about like like her mom selling her to be a prostitute, and
- 43:45she's like, I'm so glad my mom's so many to be able to be
- 43:46a prospect. I do remember hearing that. Yeah, bro, it's the
- 43:50crazy story. This girl talked like she spent the money with her mom.
- 43:54No, I think she just got sold and then sold and then like the
- 43:58family had like one of the one of the guys can have down syndrome.
- 44:00Bro, it's a crazy I don't know that far they can go to war.
- 44:06That's nuts, bro, they could definitely fuck. Did you ever see
- 44:09the guy that went who acrossed the border from North Korea to South Korea to
- 44:14like escape and then they uh, you know, they did like a health
- 44:17check on him and they found that his stomach was just infested with worms.
- 44:22Like, bro, if you if you you can google the picture, No,
- 44:27it's worth seeing. It looks wild. It looks like, you know
- 44:30spring Rolls with all the weird against against spring Rolls. After this, think
- 44:37of North Korea. Oh that's nasty, bro, it's wild though, Like
- 44:40there's a there's some a gang of worms in there. He said, down
- 44:43syndrome foods Like they could definitely fuck if two of them fuck. Do they
- 44:46make a normal flop dog? I don't know. I don't know. Probably
- 44:50not. That's I don't know. Didn't you take classes to make a ride
- 44:52homie? No? No, they can come out like regular d an athlete
- 45:00and ship can everyone just starts doing that. I don't think two of them
- 45:04can reproduce. I think I saw it. It's like it's like it's like
- 45:07when when you try to exactly like yeah, it's you can only have one
- 45:12person that's irregular and one that has sound down syndrome. It's like it's like
- 45:15half saying ship homie. Now, so those ones are just like you.
- 45:20The lineage stops there because I know too little people can have child and then
- 45:24it comes out like it could be like a normal person. Yeah, always
- 45:30ship, that'd be cool, bro uppies. I here it is. Here
- 45:32it is. Can a couple with downs have children? It is often difficult
- 45:37for a couple with downs to conceive a child do to low fertility in the
- 45:42male and lack of abulation and the female and the likelihood of entring menopause early.
- 45:46That's crazy. Damn. You gotta pup them up with tr T.
- 45:53Pup them up with TRT. Thats wow, you're seen a major downs and
- 46:00d try to really get his canceled out here, Like, how do I
- 46:06get canceled? How is that offensive? Bro? That's the fucking question.
- 46:08There's a real I have has to be. I saw him at the beach
- 46:13by. Why do you want to ask questions you already know? I wanted
- 46:15to ever seen one because I have, because I wanted to see if anybody
- 46:21else can relate. We have like stories we can share about it, the
- 46:23experience. No, I don't see Martin gets it. B Yeah, representation
- 46:30you know, yeah, Nathan, oh No, It's it's almost like when
- 46:37you're it's like you're watching a movie. Yeah, it's like you're watching a
- 46:43movie, and then they shout out like your your city name? Oh what
- 46:49straight up? Bro? That's That's exactly what it's like. It's like I
- 46:52saw I was watching the Danny Mullen podcast and then he had like he's like
- 46:55he was like the gayest podcast ever because he had three gay fans that are
- 46:59on there, and then of these and then he was and then I was
- 47:01just like and then he asked the question that I for sure would ask.
- 47:05He was like, so like, what's up? Like, can we say
- 47:07faggot and then and then like and then one of the gay one of the
- 47:10gay fools was like he was like, yeah, I use it like bitch
- 47:15and faggot, you know. And I was just like the gay guy says
- 47:16that, yeah, and then I was just like okay, cool. I
- 47:19was like, so there's gay fools that like, it's not that bad.
- 47:21You know, you just can't say it like you know, hey, fucking
- 47:23you know, like just like say it hateful, but you know that he
- 47:27won't say it hateful, but it'll say it the other because then I call
- 47:30Xavier that. It's way different than me. It's not going to a gay
- 47:31person. I think they say kind of kind of like you know, like
- 47:35how black people they called you like that and what do you know, friendly
- 47:37with? But then they say like that too, the gay people like work,
- 47:39but they stay with the at then you know, yeah, I would
- 47:44have sound. I would have sound with it, you know, Yeah,
- 47:46what's up? What's up about faggot? Yeah? You know that's what it
- 47:52is. Acting like you're saying the work with the hard yard. Yeah,
- 47:55yeah, I said you can say that work hard, bro, you can
- 48:00say that word hard, that word yeah, I can say, yeah,
- 48:02I heard it? What you just say the g hard bro G. Yeah,
- 48:09I know you both are thinking, like, let me try it out.
- 48:12You gotta say it in a loving way. Yeah, I mean,
- 48:16I'm just saying some game foods don't find it defense. Yeah, like if
- 48:20some game to be hard to use that word, if something say it's off,
- 48:22if some gay foods, fucking are you cool with using it like that?
- 48:24Bro? Then I'm pretty sure some majorits are you are? Like you
- 48:28cool with being called We've had a madget that was okay with it, Yeah,
- 48:30but he barely was a madget? Brow How tall was that guy?
- 48:35Decide? How tall? There's a find out what the limit to requirement to
- 48:39be a you can't get on a road. And some people, yeah,
- 48:43some people they fake it, you know, four five or four three.
- 48:45Some people fake it to try to get like the benefits because I think,
- 48:47uh yeah, they's like some people are just reading really short, but they
- 48:52don't they don't meet the criteria criteria to become a little person like l P.
- 48:55They get special perks. Yeah, you get a handicap head handicapped pass.
- 49:00Bro. You go on line the Disneyland to wait in line. Yeah,
- 49:05he's gonna wn't mind having a midge kid full line Disney. I was
- 49:09thinking more of a midget friends so happy. I'm not, but we get
- 49:13fun. Throw this blood at you. Yeah, door Dash Discounts told me
- 49:16you know what I mean, they get maybe bro, you know, like,
- 49:22oh he should one year free to imagine everything's happen price exactly know my
- 49:30kid Jordan's flex Dude, it's cheap man. Yeah, happy news, y'll
- 49:35stuff. Like you think there's madget con, Oh yeah there is, there
- 49:37is my friend he he went, uh we the community that tours that with
- 49:44Philippe. I mean he did, but now it's on and off. You
- 49:45know. Brad Williams, Steve Danner from He's Little, Yeah Yeah, He's
- 49:52Little. Yeah yeah, he told you. He told us they have like
- 49:55conventions and like that's where people fall in love. I'm not I'm not lying.
- 50:00Before the Internet, conventions were like the love connection for little people dogs.
- 50:05But you go there anime con you know yeah yeah, Bro, that's
- 50:07where people fell in love with like there their significant others at that moment time
- 50:12when we were super weirdo or con Bro. You know, we've been trying
- 50:15to find liked like another corner con Bro, we've been trying to find by
- 50:21we have been me mostly. I've been trying to like to find like a
- 50:23fucking midget co host to come on the podcast. Like I'm like, hey,
- 50:27you're welcome here. Every time, we'll put you on a piece of
- 50:29merge, you know what I mean. Yeah, but I don't know,
- 50:31like we have we just his the whole body can fit on the shirt.
- 50:35You know, he could walk on the shirt like the I mean, he
- 50:37could walk on the table like that movie Freaks. Yeah, tiny is this
- 50:44Jimmy Creek on your shoulders? Well, I don't know like he really wants
- 50:46like as that would be that dude, because he's the most travel friendly guy.
- 50:53Dude, having a having your own hospitalizes like the it's legit, bro,
- 50:58It's like having a h it's happening. Like what's it called when you
- 51:02need like some emotional support like little support, preature support. This is not
- 51:08emotional support person, Yeah, and support hospital. We all need one,
- 51:12you know. Yeah. Because when I saw that, I was like,
- 51:14dude, that's tired. I can see why. Like habib out of like
- 51:16all the fucking things, kabeb out of all the things that he would want,
- 51:21is like a cool madget to roll with because he's like the most fun
- 51:24he's champion, right Still, no cold could be Oh the little other guy,
- 51:30the Russian guy hangs out with, like UFC guy. I'm pretty sure
- 51:32that like if that guy's tough as fuck and I'm like and he's like he's
- 51:37a Muslim too, so that he's probably like not doing a lot of fun
- 51:40stuff. So like, for sure, he's probably he's probably like the coolest
- 51:45thing he has around his kicking it with that magic Oh yeah, little homie.
- 51:47Yeah, yeah, I'm telling you something like that would be cool,
- 51:50but that I don't technically they're considered like doors fool. But he has a
- 51:53condition where it's like Benjamin Budden where he was not able to age. Yeah,
- 51:58because he's like twenty one. I mean, give it some time.
- 52:01He's only twenty one. I need milanakas bro. Yeah, it's like fifty.
- 52:07He's not. He's not madge it though, he's just like he got
- 52:08that like he got he just got the fucker who mean, yeah, you
- 52:13look your age over her a Namins butt you fucking Martin food? Do you
- 52:19eat healthier? What the fucking eat? I tream too. I just moisturize.
- 52:22Bro, I wore some block, dude, I fucking do it,
- 52:25says on the fucking thing man, you guys, everybody laughs at me,
- 52:29says right here, look, you know that says useless to help provoke a
- 52:32preventa I'm high summer and also uh skin cancer and early skin aging caused by
- 52:39the sun. But you'll be using this ses as you've been twelve or one
- 52:43food because I always get it. That was like sixteen, you know.
- 52:45I was like, yeah, okay, if you've been to the daily using
- 52:49it for sure. I could see that ship, bro, like yeah,
- 52:51because I take vitamins see, like like like a skin vitamins, stose vitamins.
- 52:54I was like, jets and vitamins broan the top of the hour,
- 53:00let them know we're roughing off. Oh yeah, by the way, Sutorny
- 53:02to everybody on the on the super chat thank you for everybody who already super
- 53:07chatty. We got a great motherfucking get for you guys. Yep, straight
- 53:10up, everybody who's been super chatting and you're entered into Oh actually, George
- 53:14Presce did sign one? I told you fu yeah, shit, So that
- 53:16one's going on first, all right, George Press did sign one. Solutea
- 53:20George Press were signing that one, so that one's gonna go last. But
- 53:23yeah, two of you guys are gonna get the album. One of you
- 53:25guys are gonna get it signed. I will go ahead and mail it out
- 53:29tomorrow as soon as you guys hit me up on Patreon or Instagram with proof
- 53:32that you guys wanted with your super chat. You get entered with a super
- 53:36chat. That's all it takes. And you know super chat is like a
- 53:37dollar. Yeah, you can superchat more than ones if you really really want
- 53:39to hurt someone, I really want it. It's worth fifty bucks. Don't
- 53:42eate two bucks you might win I want. Yeah, and the O.
- 53:45J. Simpson shirts and uh, these shirts hopefully will be on there tomorrow,
- 53:49and so fucking know we don't smoke the same Mexico hat. Those ships
- 53:52are fired for Sinco the Drinko Mile those are up there now. Thank everybody
- 53:55who's caught one of those those. I had homies me up. Let me
- 53:59get one for no full cop one because they're limited. Yeah, and I
- 54:02lowered the price on my shipping, so fucking you know, if you want
- 54:05ground shipping, it's like four dollarsp it top it straight up. Bro.
- 54:09Yeah, I liked with the flag on the bottom that ships sick. That's
- 54:13cool. I have like a I have like a like yeah he's Mexican and
- 54:16Savadorian, but shout out to in Bidery. He's always like, yo,
- 54:20I got these hats because he knows I'll be like, yeah, let me
- 54:22get some of those, let me get some of those. Gotta you make
- 54:24merchful? Yeah yeah, I kind of my merchandise didn't age well because I
- 54:32had these shirts that say Tacolodeon, you know yeah, but like you know,
- 54:37that fucking documentary fucked me up. Bro, there was like a recent
- 54:40shirt. No. I made this like like like like a year ago,
- 54:43you know, yeah, I thought I want to be wearing Yeah. Now
- 54:46people thinking, oh, you like fucking you perver. You like Nickelodeon,
- 54:50Due Snyder, Yeah, what kind of like Nickelodeon freak are you? Dude?
- 54:53Yeah? So great? Taco Snyder showed me his burrito. Imagine you'd
- 55:00be so turned down by like a show. Oh dude, Hey, but
- 55:06don't let that ship trash the fucking legacy that Nickelodeon was, bro. Those
- 55:09kids fucking sacrifice their childhood so we can have ours. Bro, you know
- 55:15what I mean, At the end of the day, I'm happy I had
- 55:16a great childhood before I knew that Drake got raped, you know what I
- 55:20mean. I was like, come on, well, we can edit it
- 55:23afterwards, Dude, we're not going to that's the problem. Yeah, yes
- 55:29we are. Bro. This isn't raised in charge of the editing, not
- 55:30you and George Burn's podcast. Every every George Barren's podcast, you can hear
- 55:35fucking George b say hey, edit this out, and it's all still it
- 55:40still makes it's not funny, bro, Like I didn't really can hear.
- 55:45Sometimes he was like told me, shoot the fuck up, edit that out.
- 55:49And I'm just like, Bro, Like I text him, I'm like,
- 55:52hey, fool like you gotta edit this out. He's gonna get mad.
- 55:53He's text me like like early in the morning. I was because I'm
- 55:59running and listening to people was podcasts bro podcast that uploaded the night before,
- 56:01and he's like and he never calls me. So I was like, man,
- 56:05I'm about to get fucking yelled that. What would I do that I
- 56:07forget to like do something, And I picked up and he's like George's gonna
- 56:12kill your dog. All you can hear is yeah, bro. I've called
- 56:17them for that before because I'm like, hey, food like cold bro,
- 56:22and their listeners know. But they that night and he's like, edit it
- 56:25out and that means I have to delete it, upload it. But really
- 56:29that night they weren't doing you gotta do your job and like yeah wow.
- 56:32So I was like, you know how you don't press the button? You
- 56:36know, it's like to you think this podcast is something to put up with
- 56:39a high, Bro, you fucking go to George prest podcast and leave with
- 56:42an addiction. Bro. Like I fucking went there one time and I was
- 56:46like, I love cocaine. Like then I was like you tried it first,
- 56:51yeah? And then I was like the word yeah bro, and I
- 56:52was like, oh you first tried it there. I first tried it,
- 56:55but I was like, oh, ship, like we're doing lines like a
- 56:59lot because I was, you know, a little bump here and there.
- 57:00But then I was like damn, this is good ship. And then I
- 57:02was like I would just I started partying like a lot. Bro. Like
- 57:06two years went by and I was just like oh fuck, like I gotta
- 57:10stop. No, I stopped in twenty twenty two. Right, but like
- 57:15for after like they started finding fencing and all that stuff. No, after
- 57:19we won the MLS Cop the AMC, I was like, because we we
- 57:23didn't care. But well, I didn't want to die in the bathroom in
- 57:27the stadium either. I was like, oh no, he's on. He's
- 57:30on. Said, he's almost like this we win the l A f C.
- 57:32If we win the MLS Cup, I'll quit cocaine forever. That's how
- 57:37bad I wanted to when he honestly didn't think they were gonna wait. We
- 57:39were under the I did. Bitch, we got chat show, we had
- 57:42everybody about the squad. Bitch, he's almost like almost likely knocking the quick
- 57:46coke we did of coke that night at the game. I thought this was
- 57:52at the hockey game. No, it's a soccer game. You've never been
- 57:55to one of those. They gotta take you, bro, I've been to
- 57:59the league on. Bro, you gotta go to the one and BMO Stadium.
- 58:01Bro, this is I'll take you. I'll get your tickets full yeah
- 58:05hell yeah yeah no. But so that's what happened, bro, And that
- 58:07day we were going hard and and right. It is like you know what's
- 58:12crazy though, in my head, this is this is a story, you
- 58:14know, like because we have been doing coke that whole time. Right at
- 58:17the game, we're like, yeah, we and we thought it was over,
- 58:22bro, Like literally we thought we had lost, like everybody had lost
- 58:25hope. It was like such a bad fucking thing, and we had like
- 58:29a miracle moment. And in my head when we I was like the last
- 58:31twenty seconds, I was like, well, I guess I'm not getting quick
- 58:36coke after right, Like I was like I was already like yeah. I
- 58:40was like, Yo, we're gonna keep party. And then fucking Gareth Bale
- 58:45fucking hits that fucking head and and dog the stateum goes crazy and I was
- 58:49like bo I canceled that text like yeah, yeah, I haven't done it
- 58:52since George's in the chat. But when we went again, I just playing
- 58:58though, but I just don't heard cocaine stories. And that pulled up in
- 59:01this in the super chat room. My boy, what do he put the
- 59:06nose? E? Moji? Hey you think, uh you think your homegirls
- 59:12gonna pull up? Tell us? Oh yeah, dude, don't you have
- 59:15a mile show? Don't you have a fan that wants you to fuck his
- 59:16wife. Yeah, actually yeah, I'll find the technology pulling up to the
- 59:22show Dodger Jordan. That guy wants me to hey tell him. I'll give
- 59:27hi free tickets to Sunday to that guy. That guy has said Rizzo.
- 59:30That guy has said riz Dick pics. Yeah, yeah, yeah, his
- 59:35lady him sucking his lady. A guy sucking his lady is another guy?
- 59:38Yeah, yeah, he's he's a cut. He wants me to his lady.
- 59:42We got a guy from Mega Man, Mega Man. We gotta cut.
- 59:45We got a customer for you, Mega Man. Oh yeah, I
- 59:46started Mega Man. I helped Mega Man get started with podcasting, bro,
- 59:51because he would always message you wouldways, you know, because he's a fan
- 59:57of the What's Up Full podcast and then my other podcast. I invited him
- 1:00:00to my house to do a podcast. Oh you didn't to do his podcast.
- 1:00:05Just before he had a podcast, I invited him to do my podcast
- 1:00:07at my house. He came and I showed him what anchor was and then
- 1:00:12and now that's it. He uh is career dude to god podcast Bro.
- 1:00:16Though you think your homegirls gonna pull up to the single the jow or which
- 1:00:20one or maybe the post Pizza show. Do they love pizza? Yeah,
- 1:00:22I think they've been there before. They've been there. They went to the
- 1:00:25George Paress and uh, fucking lady. That's the main thing I'm telling you.
- 1:00:32She looks okay in this scenario and another universe. Okay, Like how
- 1:00:36old is she? Okay, she's not a Signora. She's like, fucking
- 1:00:39name somebody's mom. I mean we're like, wait, howld are you thirty
- 1:00:45four? Oh? Okay, so she's so much bum I'm fucking thirty five,
- 1:00:49dude, that's like, not mine. She's not one of our home
- 1:00:52but she's old enough to be. He's not a Sora would be sixty or
- 1:00:57fifty fifty five, and yeah, that's old. She's someone's mom. Like
- 1:01:00oh yeah, yeah, gets someone's wife. I think I don't know.
- 1:01:04I gotta I'm trying to find these messages from this guy. How did he
- 1:01:07find out about you? That was one thing he go to Philippe show.
- 1:01:09He was like for the podcast, you know who says is that how we
- 1:01:15text you? No? No, because I'm like, when you said that,
- 1:01:20it sounded like a bi guy, like that's worn, Like I'll find
- 1:01:25it right now. But this guy has been messaging me, you know,
- 1:01:28like he wants me to like, oh my my girl keep saying how she
- 1:01:30wants to fuck you, you know, like stuff like that. So it's
- 1:01:34his lady that started. So his lady just wants you to. I think
- 1:01:37they both want they have to be in the building. I don't. I
- 1:01:40think yeah. I think that's the the clause right, that's the Adam twenty
- 1:01:44two agreements in the contract. You know, you gotta he has to watch.
- 1:01:46You know. That sucks because at one point I feel like I'm going
- 1:01:49to be doing it so good, he's gonna get mad. He's just gonna
- 1:01:51clock me. You know. No, that's what he wants. That wants,
- 1:01:54he wants. He wants you go in there, just make him look
- 1:01:58good. And she's, bro, what do you think you think? Bro?
- 1:02:00I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure that like Rizzo's probably like her,
- 1:02:05like you know her, what is it like you know how we used to
- 1:02:07have elective class, that's her like elective choice. I'm pretty sure like her
- 1:02:12man had probably like fucking chows like I want that Mandingo to fucking just rail
- 1:02:15you bitch, because people like that they probably have like they probably have like
- 1:02:21fucking they put their legs through the ringer bro to or maybe he wants to.
- 1:02:24You're telling me Rizzo was the first option for these people? Is that's
- 1:02:28not it? That's not their first round a video. Yeah, I was
- 1:02:31the other guy you saw the I'm better looking at those people. I can
- 1:02:35say that it was Megan Man. Where's his fool's messages that if you text
- 1:02:47them right now, he's probably watching bro if you go, if they go,
- 1:02:51you better give him a propen. I'll give that full prop, that
- 1:02:53full propen so he can hit it. He's cooking, his wife's getting cock,
- 1:02:58he can hit the propen. My vapor a vibrator. Though. It's
- 1:03:00like, hey, so my wife and I were talking. But but they
- 1:03:07have been to the Post Pizza. They said the last time that I think
- 1:03:09they went back with a troll or something like that, and I'm trying to
- 1:03:12find it out they went they too, Yeah, yeah, do you know
- 1:03:15that trollo? No GP, dude, but at the post peaks and they
- 1:03:24would find a trollo there too. Yeah, that's true. That is where
- 1:03:27you go find a retired trollo. But see, like that's like you're gassy
- 1:03:30from cheese and pete. You know what I mean? Like, what if
- 1:03:32he was just there drinking, you've been eating wings, You're gonna finger her
- 1:03:36with like buffalo sa, wash her hands off off the wall. He needs
- 1:03:42to pick them up from that. He needs to pick up swingers from like
- 1:03:45a poky plazer. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, a juice bar.
- 1:03:49Juice juice bar, yeah, apple juice bar. Yeah. Like like if
- 1:03:52you were a swinger, how would you like, how would you do it?
- 1:03:55I would just stand in front of a juice bar and kick it there
- 1:03:58all day and be like, yo, you want to pine out, but
- 1:04:00juice? Remember that? You remember that last year I was dating? How
- 1:04:03did you have a pineapple tattoo? Right here? Which what? She Hawaiian
- 1:04:08or Filipino? No, that's what I'm concerned now, she's just a burd
- 1:04:12Chrisler fan. Dude. We went to we went we went on a cruise.
- 1:04:15Man. Oh yeah, that's right. You were on that on that
- 1:04:18lineup too, araic Andre and Impact and Practical Jokers cruise and bro there's so
- 1:04:23many Yeah, there's so many swingers on that fucking boat. Because every door
- 1:04:27had like the pineapple and stuff like that. It was crazy, like actual
- 1:04:30pineapple yeah, yeah, like the fruit. Yeah so no, no,
- 1:04:32I got like a picture or like like a picture, okay, but that's
- 1:04:35a sign a stinger or something. Yeah, upside down pineapple like like like
- 1:04:40if you have a tattoo, that means you're a swinger, like you're into
- 1:04:42swinging ship people have upside down tattoos. Yeah, swing in this. You
- 1:04:46see that a lot in Palm Springs. Yeah, that's pretty brave, you
- 1:04:49know for them to do that, you know, like I do. It's
- 1:04:53always it's always like not good looking people, huh. Never do. It's
- 1:04:56always like ugly ones. You want you want to us like, oh,
- 1:04:59it's what's wrong. It's never making Fox and machine gun Kelly, you know
- 1:05:03this guy. It's more in the middle. It's more in the middle.
- 1:05:06I would say the average is more in the middle. We were like,
- 1:05:10it's always like Ozzy Osbourne and Sharon. Yeah, like if I'm drunk,
- 1:05:15it's going down. If I'm drunk, that's how that's how you are.
- 1:05:17You would pipe An White was saying he would pipe Ozzie crazy train, a
- 1:05:26crazy train on that bitch was all about a train in the fucking hotel.
- 1:05:32He would you if you could go back and party with any rockstar. Who
- 1:05:35would you go party a hands on, I'll choose Aussie bro am on a
- 1:05:39cocaine that man probably did and it was clean because he I mean, but
- 1:05:45it would be nasty bro but probably kicking it with he will probably be like
- 1:05:47kicking it with Rad dig Ralph. Yeah, and that's crazy. I thought
- 1:05:50you would say fucking Elvis. Okay, Elvis would be first choice. I
- 1:05:56know you. I've been like heavy metal wise by should have been, but
- 1:06:00yeah, all right, so if we're just going rock and roll, I'm
- 1:06:01going Elvis because I really did coc in his bathroom in Vegas. I had
- 1:06:04to Elvis too, so I did it. So this is when I was
- 1:06:08rapping, so I was fucking. I got booked out there and I did
- 1:06:11this like weed show and we wrapped and this like mansion that like he used
- 1:06:14to like, I guess stay at bro and they've been preserving it, these
- 1:06:16Koreans with these Asian people, and they they're such of course, every Asian
- 1:06:19person loves Elvis. I mean yeah, like they literally like Elvis is over
- 1:06:25there in Japan. Yeah, they bought like the whole house because he used
- 1:06:29to vacation there and stay there and he used to have a section of the
- 1:06:31house that was like his uh personal bedroom, so they they maintained that spot
- 1:06:36like like like how Elvis used to have it. So it's an all fucking
- 1:06:41gold room, bro. The bed is all VERSACEI Safari sheets, like a
- 1:06:45golden fucking hyena statue, the bathroom all golden wall paper, versace, three
- 1:06:50sinks and all this shit. And I was like, what the fucking he
- 1:06:54sees initials on all this different shit, bro? And I was like,
- 1:06:56the only reason we got because it's like, hey, bro, you perform
- 1:06:58here. So this is the green room bathroom, you know, like,
- 1:07:00and I was like, man, that's only one chance. It's one of
- 1:07:02my old phones. I was like, it's only one chance I'm gonna get
- 1:07:04to do this. And I just fucking racked it up in the bathroom and
- 1:07:08I just did it. I was like, it's for you, Wilvers.
- 1:07:10Oh yeah, for big Ev dude. Yeah, e Elvis pre p e
- 1:07:14p yeah. From this E to you, it suns that he died the
- 1:07:17way he died, I know, man, like taking a ship bro.
- 1:07:20Oh man, my boy, have you seen that new movie Elvis Tom Hanks?
- 1:07:25Yeah, I was making from two done in the toilet, but they
- 1:07:27didn't show it. She was so grind me bro that she made me kind
- 1:07:30of hate Tom Hanks. Yeah, it's like my boy, and he's like,
- 1:07:32yeah, don't make me this is make this all disappear. He was
- 1:07:36such an asshole bro shady manager dude for sure. Yeah. So yeah,
- 1:07:41who would you go back and party with. I mean he's not a rock
- 1:07:44star, but kind of be down to go party with Sam Kinnison. Oh
- 1:07:47dah that guy party yeaheah, I got party, went a small crack with
- 1:07:50Richard Prior, Like, yeah, I wouldn't mind that ship Richard Pryor would
- 1:07:56actually say the N word, yeah, or or a critical bang that's so
- 1:08:02full. With kle Band, You're fine, don't do a lot. You
- 1:08:06would do heroin with kirkle Band. I just don't think he'd be fun to
- 1:08:10hang out with. Yeah, like he'd be like the press, you know,
- 1:08:13and you like it would be like hanging out with trailer park slim shady.
- 1:08:18There's supposed to be a line or dead the people either or whatever,
- 1:08:25dead right now? Okay, what about you? Rize? I think okay,
- 1:08:29so partying I drink, So I would choose Rick flair like in the
- 1:08:33hey Day legendary. You guys see the little documentary about how he Yeah,
- 1:08:39he would choose the almost hold the album because he drinks. Bro, that
- 1:08:45guy's been drinking non sign. He's also been fucking stop. You've seen this
- 1:08:48is where he had the interview where they asked him how many women you fucked
- 1:08:53or something like that, and it's like some absurd number, dude, the
- 1:08:57thousands or something like, I'm like, what the And you kind of believe
- 1:09:00it though, because yeah, he was a wrestler in America where like the
- 1:09:04most like popping foods and like fitness was popping, so like the body building
- 1:09:09era, like like the nineties, Bro, if you had a six back,
- 1:09:12you were getting your dick suck every night. Bro, you know what
- 1:09:14I mean? It was you talk, It would have been flourishing in the
- 1:09:16fucking nineties rock. How everybody can inject one you I'm nobody. You picked
- 1:09:23the guy because you love drinking, but you went on the tour one of
- 1:09:26the best drinkers in the world, a guy with this thing called the Mickey
- 1:09:28Mantle. Jean, how was it was being fromser I don't know. It
- 1:09:32wasn't a Kreischer, you've been okay? Was it on the podcast You've never
- 1:09:36drink with them? No? No, no, he was. It was
- 1:09:39like sober ocotal. No, I was Derek andre One. That was uh
- 1:09:45Rodrigo. Oh yeah, because he can drink. I had a crasher dog.
- 1:09:48I love people. He wants to rub Burke Chrescher's stomach and I'd make
- 1:09:53a wish right after. It's like the Blarney stone, you gotta kiss it,
- 1:09:57yeah, or like he's got to make it. Okay, look for
- 1:10:00this was get all mad because like because I get it, like this's to
- 1:10:03go to some people, but they get mad when I say, like when
- 1:10:06I get when I get like, it's not for me. Bro like like
- 1:10:10for example, like Will Farrell, I just it's not for me. Bro
- 1:10:13doesn't do it for me the movies or just he's kind of funny. He
- 1:10:16just doesn't do it for me. He's yeah, and then has a treasure
- 1:10:19and then Burt Kreisler, I gave it a chance. I even bought the
- 1:10:24fucking movie. I fucking regret it. Broix. I just couldn't get into
- 1:10:29it. But it's I'm not saying it's bad. It's just not a cup
- 1:10:31of tea. Yeah, is there someone you got like that that everybody loves?
- 1:10:35Because that's someone that he everybody loves that people hate. Every everybody loves
- 1:10:40that. You can't stand whe Everyone's like, bro, I love so and
- 1:10:43so, and you're like, bro, I can't right now. I love
- 1:10:45Burt and a lot of people doing. He's one of them. Since the
- 1:10:46beginning, he's like bro, Like Andrew Schultz another one he don't really like.
- 1:10:49Oh tell the one that he hates me for. He's like, what
- 1:10:53do you like? Korusman? See you? I thought he was fucking funny
- 1:10:58bro Like when he had his show his skids. I was all into that
- 1:11:01share follow the man. That ship was great. I was at least I
- 1:11:06wasn't a Jeff Garcia fan page. I'll give you that. I would never
- 1:11:12Dank Cooked. I love Dank Cook. Dan Cook was sucking at his high
- 1:11:15bro. Oh my god, the cold dog. He was in the middle
- 1:11:18and he was just rolling. Now he was a kid. I was like,
- 1:11:20bro, this is this fool was like killing it. I was a
- 1:11:23Pablo Francisco fan for sure. He killed it too, though. I had
- 1:11:26that DVD that got passed around more than the pornal got passed around between the
- 1:11:30whole dude, I remember those remember passing a portno around? We used to
- 1:11:33pass escapitles around. I never hop skate video. What do you got top?
- 1:11:38Skaving Baker two g great one? I like enjoyed Baga suck. Yeah,
- 1:11:44I mean that's like when I was. It sounds like it sounds like
- 1:11:48and then uh, I like a fucking dude, Uh what's another one?
- 1:11:54Fucking zero? Uh? Yeah, man, Jamie Thomas is part of them.
- 1:11:59We were talking about this, not Jamie back right, It's just this
- 1:12:03hardcore Christian guy. But he uh he throws himself off of the biggest ship,
- 1:12:10like yeah, dying to live with sick. I think I uh,
- 1:12:14he's fifty and he still kills it now, dude. I think my favorite
- 1:12:15video of all time though, was yeah right, oh yeah right, that's
- 1:12:18the that's the dude. That one. I'm sorry, both of those were
- 1:12:20just sorry's good? Yeah, but I think yeah right, just had so
- 1:12:24much good papers. Three. Hey, George Wagons cana teach me how to
- 1:12:28skate to him? Yeah, dude, George is the man. Dude.
- 1:12:30I told him. I was like, you could teach this fool out of
- 1:12:32skate, like all right, go rock. What's the biggest Uh you used
- 1:12:38to skateway? Yeah? How many steps did you clear? Uh? The
- 1:12:41best thing I ever did was gnallinging a six set? Oh hell yeah,
- 1:12:46you can do ten? Right, you've skated for before. I still skate.
- 1:12:50Yeah, no, I know that, but yeah, but what I
- 1:12:51meant is you skatered for a while. Like tense, tense, tense,
- 1:12:55there's my weakness. But uh, tents like the most I ever all that
- 1:12:59scary just sitting out there. I've done six, I did six, but
- 1:13:01just looking at ten, bro, Yeah, dude, look and you're like,
- 1:13:05my mom's gonna get so mad if I get hurt. Iced to get
- 1:13:08ice, so get hurt. But I think it's just practice, bro.
- 1:13:10If you're used to like doing like big stuff like that. They're like,
- 1:13:13we heard George Wayne said that you guys will be like chilling and all of
- 1:13:15a sudden you're on a roof right to go. He's at the young and
- 1:13:19I'm still But you know what the thing about skateboarding is you can keep As
- 1:13:24long as you keep it going, you're still gonna be able to have that
- 1:13:26skill. But if you stop, you get rusty. Man. So yeah,
- 1:13:29I don't have much of my balance anymore. I can still do nose
- 1:13:30manuals and Ship. I don't know, are you any good advert? I
- 1:13:34can drop it, but ice to got vert man, it's all It's always
- 1:13:38been street mini rams, little mini rams. Yeah, fuck Vert man,
- 1:13:43Why would you do that to yourself? That's scary. You need you need
- 1:13:45money for vert. Let's you need you need space money. I remember my
- 1:13:50mom one like when you know how when you live in the hood and you're
- 1:13:53like, mom, can you taking me to the van skateboard at like,
- 1:13:55uh, Orange County. Yeah, my mom took me once waste the money
- 1:14:00because I didn't know I couldn't do it, you know. I just ate
- 1:14:02Ship a couple twice, and my mom just looked at me and he's like,
- 1:14:04yeah, guy, that's funny, Yeah, because you don't. And
- 1:14:11I thought I was gonna kill it, because I mean, you know,
- 1:14:12you kill it at the little skate park at your pad. Yeah, the
- 1:14:15same, that's funny, little skate park in your pad. Hey. By
- 1:14:19the way, I wanted to go ahead and yeah, Xaber, I was
- 1:14:23gonna say, stop shaking your leg. Brother. The camera keeps fucking shaking,
- 1:14:25bro. I look like I'm in an earthquake. Yeah yeah, I
- 1:14:28was gonna say, everybody, make sure you guys go to la list dot
- 1:14:31com and hit up the Cheeseburger Tournament Tournament of Cheeseburgers and vote for Bart's Barbecue
- 1:14:36for best burger. Uh, let's help the homie fucking make it out there.
- 1:14:42You guys know what's to support. Everybody's been hating on the homie,
- 1:14:44but he's also been hating back. So make sure you guys sow support Bro
- 1:14:47because he makes some good damn food. Yeah. I mean, he does
- 1:14:51make some good damn food. So I'm not gonna sit here. Yeah,
- 1:14:54it's not gonna sit here and be like, hey, Bro, he could
- 1:14:56if they're gonna talk about him, he can talk shit back, all right,
- 1:15:00Yeah, straight up. I want nobody be no punk. Also too,
- 1:15:02I have a sale going on of Flavors by the Zone and whatnot for
- 1:15:05all the resale stuff. Make sure you guys check it out. There's a
- 1:15:09lot of good stuff I came up on on this weekend for all the people
- 1:15:12that are into all the collecting and the buying, for all the different stuff
- 1:15:14I come across with the thrifting follow Me and Flavors by the Zone and whatnot,
- 1:15:17and new merch has been added non stop onto the website, so go
- 1:15:21take advantage of that because it is very limited, very much like the Sinkle
- 1:15:25de Hio hat, and get your tickets to the event price. Oh yeah,
- 1:15:30also too for the first hour, because you know, I say,
- 1:15:33we're gonna start to show at eight, but for the first hour, it's
- 1:15:36gonna be free tattoos to the first ten people. Baby Mathra will be in
- 1:15:40the house. We're gonna have we don't smoke the same tattoos. God damn.
- 1:15:43You know, like first ten people that fucking sign up for a tattoo
- 1:15:45is gonna be free compliments of me and Baby Mathra. So she will be
- 1:15:49doing flash tattoos, and they're very quick. They're they're fast. She's done
- 1:15:53my fingers, she's done my Spider Man skateboarding. Real real tattoos. Yeah,
- 1:15:58real tattoos. We do this at all. We've done this for like
- 1:16:00quite a few of our events. Out to the Homie. I've done the
- 1:16:03podcast where she's tatted me, the old time one. She's yeah, spider
- 1:16:06Man here, the Spider Man one skateboarding. She uh, she for sure
- 1:16:10hatted it while I was on air. It's a trip man, Like I
- 1:16:13feel like like pop up tattoo stuff is just happening more frequently, like the
- 1:16:16place where the comedy shows that that's the venue for the dispensary. I work
- 1:16:19out and we have like he doesn't have my pen. I know. I'm
- 1:16:25trying so hard. I promise, but no, but no, Like I
- 1:16:30think tonight because we're having a party there. Oh star, I leave here
- 1:16:32for for the employees, but they have a tattoo artist come out. She's
- 1:16:35done like four of my tests so far. Wow, she's quick, bro,
- 1:16:40because like she used to work at the spot this famous known for Nolas
- 1:16:43Vegas for ten dollars tattoos because they're so quick. Yeah, so she had
- 1:16:45to get quick. It's a spoting on Fremont and she worked there for a
- 1:16:48while, so she got good there. And she has a very gentle hand,
- 1:16:51like put up early if you want to get one for free, bro,
- 1:16:54Like if you're one of the first people never had a tattoo, I
- 1:16:57don't have one. I don't have one. You guys have tattoos. Yeah,
- 1:17:00yeah, I don't know. Because I've gone so long without a tattoo.
- 1:17:04I don't know what to get you know, and thirty five is still
- 1:17:08kind of good. It's like it's just not a kid, you know,
- 1:17:11Like it's not too long. I'll be like, man, I'll get a
- 1:17:12tattoo, but okay, the way I'll get a tattoo is like if five
- 1:17:16hundred thousand people follow me on Instagram and the five hundred person, I'll get
- 1:17:20their name tattooed on my body. Broad It's like it's like it's trying to
- 1:17:25come right. Hey, Well, it's funny because we talked about it when
- 1:17:30I asked you, have you ever done cocaine? No? No? Yeah,
- 1:17:32your age it is another thing where you're already I don't do it,
- 1:17:36but yeah, because I mean I barely smoke weed. You know. I
- 1:17:40was about to say, you're just asking the dude that came in here,
- 1:17:43and have you ever done blow? You could have maybe done it when he
- 1:17:46was younger. Do you fucking party? I was gonna tell you, Yeah,
- 1:17:48I forgot about mushrooms. Will you ever done mushrooms? No? I
- 1:17:51don't do anything. I like Porto Bellow mushrooms and forgot. That's why his
- 1:17:57kid is not stupid. It's not fucking know what I mean, he hasn't
- 1:18:00he hasn't fucking poisoned himself. Like, but I would say, this is
- 1:18:05like my bis for sure. You know, sometimes I'll drink. You drink
- 1:18:08a lot weekends. Oh that's not a lot of weekends I drink, you
- 1:18:12know. But there was a time when I was drinking every day, just
- 1:18:14because it was during the pandemic. You know. It was like I try
- 1:18:16and do it. When did When did you know that it was enough when
- 1:18:20you started yelling and stuff. No, it was just like it was just
- 1:18:25when I would just go to sleep every night with a headache, you know,
- 1:18:28or I pee a lot, Like I feel like your body just kind
- 1:18:30of tells you too. It's like, dude, you're fucking doing too much
- 1:18:32of it, you know, so you slowed down, Like I kind of
- 1:18:35swollen too, you know, like oh yeah that shit, but make you
- 1:18:39blow it up. Yea. When I was getting when I was sponsored by
- 1:18:41craft your kings bro blow the blood, Yeah, yeah, like I had
- 1:18:45I never Like first of all, I was like I could get to walk
- 1:18:47into the store and take all the beers I want, and they're expensive beers.
- 1:18:50So I was just like telling my homies, what do you want?
- 1:18:54I'm bringing it back forhen, we're drinking like six dollars beers, ten dollars
- 1:18:57beers, fourteen dollars beers every night. Damn, bro, that should suck
- 1:19:00me up. And then I remember, like once I stopped, it's like
- 1:19:02you swelled the funk down. You just shrink. Yeah, it's like your
- 1:19:05face is the first thing that goes and then you go back to your normal,
- 1:19:09like normal looking face, your normal jowls. It's scary, bro.
- 1:19:14Yeah. Alcohol is probably the scariest I mean drug because it's easy to get
- 1:19:17it. You can bucking do it anywhere. I mean, you can do
- 1:19:20anything anywhere. They ask what neighborhood it's it says to register you at Okay,
- 1:19:28cool, all right Colondelle, Yeah, there you go in any Look
- 1:19:41he's getting on his soapbox. Yeah, but make make sure you guys just
- 1:19:45all vote. I appreciate Barts would appreciate it. Uh. The link is
- 1:19:48pinned up there, So make sure you guys show show the homi stuf up
- 1:19:51because he's aways showed us some love and he's gonna help me do the High
- 1:19:55Hungry Festival with a lot of food vendors coming by at a safe location where
- 1:20:00legally and we could blace it, and we could We could have regular vendors
- 1:20:03as well that are gonna be selling like pop ups, like myself, I
- 1:20:05can hit up a plus products and other vendors as well. They could come
- 1:20:10sell their merch or whatever it is, because we do very well. The
- 1:20:13biggest show out we had has been over like almost four hundred for our pop
- 1:20:15up sales was that it was like one of the post pizza ones. The
- 1:20:21one that came close was the swap me one, the thrift one that we
- 1:20:25did. Yeah, because like I just I'm into resell too, bro.
- 1:20:28Like I have like four other businesses just fucking doing shit. So just like
- 1:20:31yeah, bro, so i'd be doing stuff like that, and I'm like,
- 1:20:33hey man, fuck it, let me just sell my merch and do
- 1:20:35this shit. So I just I did my own pop up, bro,
- 1:20:38when I had all the homie stores and everybody was just selling shit. Funally,
- 1:20:42dog, It's it's a lot of ways to make money out there.
- 1:20:44Broad. What was that? I don't know. What was the theory that
- 1:20:47I feel like like, I don't know. I heard it one time when
- 1:20:49I took business class when I was in like U c l A fool,
- 1:20:54Like I think it was like this fucking food. I don't know why I
- 1:20:56stopped to listen to this old ass food. But when he said I listened
- 1:20:59to that fool said, he's take your age, and you subtracted from one
- 1:21:00hundred percent and whatever that percentage equivalently gets the percentage of time and and uh,
- 1:21:06you have to make back if you're gonna take any risks. So if
- 1:21:09you got a high percentage or high number in that, you got all that
- 1:21:12lifeline, you know what I mean, or like to make it back.
- 1:21:14So why not fucking take risk When you're young, bro, the younger you
- 1:21:16are, bro, you take risk and everything. Bro, you're like you're
- 1:21:18gonna fail, but you also got a long time to come back from it.
- 1:21:21A failure is not the end of the world, you know what I
- 1:21:24mean. Like, you can fucking switch it up at any moment. Like
- 1:21:27literally, some shit is not gonna work. You open up another door.
- 1:21:30I mean, look, Bart's is fucking like like Barts went from I'm going
- 1:21:32to Kentucky, I'm homeless, I got a restaurant. I'm gonna be the
- 1:21:39president next is it the dude? Yeah, like dude, Gavin new something.
- 1:21:45Bart's coming for you. Motherfucker. Yeah, all right, let's read
- 1:21:48the super chats before before me. I'll just say, you know you're talking
- 1:21:51about it starts with the burger and then it takes over the whole state.
- 1:21:55Dude, he's gonna feed all the home that's gonna be normal home. Nah.
- 1:21:57Hey, no, all right, we're because I was higher now,
- 1:22:00I was listening to you talk about numbers. You take this and divide about
- 1:22:02half. Did you know there's a way to uh, to measure not to
- 1:22:06be a creep? If you want to date a younger girl, you divide
- 1:22:11your age and half and then you add seven numbers to it, and that's
- 1:22:14appropriate age to date a younger girl. Okay, I'm thirty one. What's
- 1:22:17the appropriate age? So thirty one, so let's say fifteen to twenty three,
- 1:22:23twenty two? That's not right? Yeah, I am Yeah, that's
- 1:22:26cool. Yeah, that's yeah. I did it, just didn't magine Yeah
- 1:22:29something, my dad's my dad's Okay, I'll do a real quick heart I
- 1:22:32mean me, okay, go hurt mass fifty three fifty three, Okay,
- 1:22:35that theory appropriate age. That theory can't apply to you when you're thirty three
- 1:22:39is eighteen. And then you're like, oh, just thirty. Yeah,
- 1:22:43but what about when you're like like twenty, you goat be oh yeah no
- 1:22:46no no even that dude, so yeah, a per no no. But
- 1:22:49even if you you're okay, let's say, let's say you're twenty. If
- 1:22:54you do that, it's in a uh, it's in a crecter itself.
- 1:22:56It's yeah, so still not the best. Twenty divide by to high school
- 1:23:00together. I think if you went to high school age, yeah, it's
- 1:23:02seven. Seven happened, Yeah sounds about right, yeah, yeah, because
- 1:23:06I mean seven and you're what tigh school together? Yeah, so your dad
- 1:23:10would be thirty. For your dad, he said you three, it would
- 1:23:12be a thirty three year old woman, which is not bad against fifty three.
- 1:23:15Thirty three. It'd be dating somebody have a daughter of that age though,
- 1:23:17that's pretty creepy my dad has. My dad's dating a girl that's the
- 1:23:20same age as his oldest daughter. I mean my yeah, my dad when
- 1:23:24he was alive, he his his last wife was about it. I'm glad
- 1:23:28I don't know the woman my dad's dating. Ha ha ha same. Yeah,
- 1:23:32you guys wouldn't want to meet him. No, I'm just going with
- 1:23:35my father, my dad. I always tell my dad, oh the girl.
- 1:23:41My dad's been married for a long time. I took my lady though.
- 1:23:43I was like, look like I'm doing Yeah. I was like,
- 1:23:45look how I'm doing it? Like you know, he's my dad though,
- 1:23:49like you know, like I was like, fucking I'll show you my dad's
- 1:23:51chicks. But here we go, he's gonna be like this is fucking creepy.
- 1:23:57Are yeah? How are you doing? Like here he sent he says
- 1:24:00pictures. He'll be like he'll be like he's like show me, yeah,
- 1:24:04what else? And I'm like for real and be like yeah, you know.
- 1:24:08And he'll send me a picture of her because he's trying to flex to
- 1:24:11she's like you know. And then I was like, all right, not
- 1:24:12too bad. And then sometime like it's not like they're not news, but
- 1:24:15something like it's like a homie bomb, like that full single, like yeah,
- 1:24:19yeah, and your dad's young fifty three, that's young, bro,
- 1:24:23exactly like rock. If you send me a picture of a boy dating,
- 1:24:27what I said, if you send me a picture of a nice young man
- 1:24:30you date, you know, I'd approve. His name's Jeffy. It's a
- 1:24:36picture of are but I didn't know he climbed that mountain. That and I
- 1:24:46half which one. There's two in there. The eagle scout. That ship
- 1:24:49tripped me out. It's not like a t out there, dude, we're
- 1:24:58getting you. Look it looks good for yeah doing and like for your dad,
- 1:25:01dude, your dad for your dad thinks he's bad as dude. Yeah,
- 1:25:08dude, that look that feels like I'm tender swipey right to everything.
- 1:25:12In other word, dude, well what do you have, like you know,
- 1:25:15like my dad's trophies? What does that do? Like what does your
- 1:25:19dad do? Like these are co worker, like a union construction worker.
- 1:25:24But he goes he goes to Mexico and that's what he does about your cole's
- 1:25:30bitch. My Yeah, my dad has a little ranch in Mexico. Oh
- 1:25:31dude, that's that's a flex as. He goes to Mexico, goes to
- 1:25:34Flexes and he gets Maritas and he was always hitting me up. And I'm
- 1:25:38just like that guy calls him Marita Rita's homie pas. He gets Marita's while
- 1:25:44he's being an Asian chicks. Asian chicks are called they're called pat Maria.
- 1:25:53I've seen you make videos about the ship, and my dad's a regular there
- 1:25:58Hong Kong. What's up, I've I've never been there now, it's just
- 1:26:01outside. I've never and I've never I've seen him from outside because I did
- 1:26:04a video. I remember we went to Tijuana. I need I need to
- 1:26:08update the video because I have I have a mask and people are like,
- 1:26:11oh, why are you still wearing a mask. I'm like, you're an
- 1:26:13old video. Now. So I'm meeting Chinese Wood in front of Hong Kong.
- 1:26:15But you never went inside, never went inside. I swear. Mom
- 1:26:18brought her stories about I know you're take him, but you weren't even like
- 1:26:25never I mean from the outside. Yeah, I've done videos up, I
- 1:26:28never went inside you. He's like, I just watched rodri Go walking.
- 1:26:31I have I have watched rodri Go walking, Like I mean, if you
- 1:26:36talked about this morning we went to uh we're in Portland. He walked in.
- 1:26:42It was late. I was hungry. I wanted like those because they
- 1:26:44have their whole bunch of full of trucks out there. It's like they're Talco
- 1:26:47drugs out there. I'm gonna go to strip club on my mom. I'll
- 1:26:50wait for you I forgot the name of strip club. But there's a lot
- 1:26:53of really popular strip clubs out there. There's like a vegan vegan restaurant.
- 1:26:56I was gonna say, women, it's not real women, that's hilarious friends
- 1:27:06by yeah, yo, all right, let's let's read some of these super
- 1:27:12chats. I don't know what the super chat is for though, So super
- 1:27:14chat is for the tour George Perez vinyl albums that I will pick up in
- 1:27:18a little bit because I'm going to I'm adding you guys to the raffle.
- 1:27:21But first one right off the bat Rolando, Blood and Blood Out on Hulu,
- 1:27:26Homies, Oh ship? How many times is George playing it? Now?
- 1:27:30What I mean? Blood and Blood Out is on Hulu? See but
- 1:27:32it is Disney owned, Yeah it is. That's crazy that Disney owns that
- 1:27:35ship. There's supposed to be an extended version. That's five hours. Do
- 1:27:39we really need a blooding and blood hour movie? Tommy needs new quotes.
- 1:27:45That's a long ass movie. It's enough three hours, enough, right,
- 1:27:48enough enough of sucking? Yeah, who are you fighting? Like? What
- 1:27:54is there more to talk about? You're fighting yourselves. They told you you'll
- 1:28:00there's an extended versus The Titanic. It's ten hours like that. Nah,
- 1:28:04we don't need it. I don't care what rolls if y'all try to watch
- 1:28:09the Justice League movie Snyder cut that was It was good, but god damn
- 1:28:13it, that was long. It's four hours. It's meant to Yeah,
- 1:28:15I guess we watched that as a series, but they couldn't do that for
- 1:28:18legal reasons. You know, Oh weird. Yeah, I guess. I
- 1:28:23guess it's like they're only contract there for a movie, so then that will
- 1:28:26fall under another like, oh now it's a series, so they got to
- 1:28:29get paid more again, you know. Yeah, damn if if there was
- 1:28:33a Blood and Blood Out Part two and they hit you up to be a
- 1:28:38character down, you're down, yeah all day. What do you think he's
- 1:28:41gonna say, no, dumb beard? Yeah, go back to looking like
- 1:28:45a George bres homie. You have to be all that's under all before I
- 1:28:47grew out the beard, but I would just look like another like retired to
- 1:28:50really yeah, ball two, So it's just yeah, do it zo.
- 1:28:55I don't shaved my head before, dude, I'm not doing I win the
- 1:29:00heartbeat, yeah, Aria brotherhood, you know over there, what do they
- 1:29:06call him all right. Next one, Nick Sag says, five bucks,
- 1:29:13thank you so much for your super chat. Boilo Cush take a shower,
- 1:29:16Brown Power, thank you so much, White Power saying that. Let me
- 1:29:25see s j K twenty five. Same team, Let's go appreciate you,
- 1:29:31same team. Let me see. Next one, Rolando Valenzuela. I need
- 1:29:38that album, Homie. Hey, good luck boy. You have two entries
- 1:29:42right now. From what it seems, probably did way more than that.
- 1:29:45Isaam Lopez two bucks sends a thumbs up, and the number three, Hey,
- 1:29:50thank you for that super chat. Appreciate you. Good luck to you.
- 1:29:55See what that next one is? Umberto Amaya saludos from Salt Lake City.
- 1:30:00You ever been there? Yeah? A lot of Mormon people out there,
- 1:30:03Yeah, yeah, dude, a lot of uncomfortable smiling Yeah yeah,
- 1:30:08no, there's just a lot of Mormons out there. Dude. I'm half
- 1:30:12Mormon, are you? Yeah, dude. I did a girl who wanted
- 1:30:15me, who needed me to get baptized to marry her. So I did
- 1:30:17it and we broke up a little bit after what they put me. Yeah,
- 1:30:26yeah, yeah, well I did. A girl was a Mormon or
- 1:30:28Jehovah's witness, and then she said, the only way I can marry her
- 1:30:30is that I became a Joha's witness. I had to start knocking on Yeah.
- 1:30:34Yeah, no, this was from like when I was in high school.
- 1:30:36But you're still divorced though we never got married. She was setting them
- 1:30:42up to get married. But then you up. Then I got a fucking
- 1:30:45they put me in that little pool dude. The guy who pushed me down,
- 1:30:47you couldn't sill me. There were like fucking a little pis guy.
- 1:30:50You got baptized foot. Yeah, they put me the little technically bro.
- 1:30:54Yeah, they give me a little bicycle, dude, Ready to go?
- 1:30:57Bro? No you were oh you were like that and Jehovah's been and sing
- 1:31:00on bikes. Yeah, because we like to keep the earth clean. Run
- 1:31:04and what your parents think? Like they were like, y'all know. I
- 1:31:06was like, what the fuck do you like? She was like, okay,
- 1:31:11but your grandma's in a fucking my mom My mom grew up here,
- 1:31:15you know. It's like yeah, yeah, she's like, your grandma's gonna
- 1:31:17get mad. Yeah, so I did that, bro. We had a
- 1:31:21lot of dry secks. Bro, you know what I mean? Try humping
- 1:31:29these kids will never know what that's like. She is in your pants.
- 1:31:31Oh yeah, dude, just in your pants. The worst dance leave all
- 1:31:36just out, like how comes sells? Like fucking bis quick, what's going
- 1:31:40on here? Why are you so tense right now? What's going on?
- 1:31:45Use your belt would have seemed like that's your fucking dick, big Alice famous
- 1:31:48belt. But coming in your parents is like a rocket shooting now and then
- 1:31:51it just falls back, you know. Just yeah from from Ante due.
- 1:32:01Next one Conqueror sends a super chat, Thank you so much for that super
- 1:32:04chat. Next one grateful ed Uh, same team, you know that.
- 1:32:14That's like, I know, fucking Phelipe makes a similar noise on his ship,
- 1:32:16but the comedian Yeah, so like we say here because the one time
- 1:32:21Bart's over here, destroyed like destroyed the set down there, like dropped the
- 1:32:27cameras so he was drunk ship and like and then I think it was a
- 1:32:30noise that he made as he went down. So we've been, we've been.
- 1:32:36Yeah, all the cameras went down and everything. It was like very
- 1:32:41tragic. Oh yeah, I got a homee cloud dinners right. Getting a
- 1:32:45rug burn on your tip after grinding for two hours? Oh, yeaheah,
- 1:32:49you can get a yeast like that. Bro. Huh are you talking about
- 1:32:53grinding? Yeah? Yeah, when you've been grinding, it's just because you're
- 1:32:56literally grinding on your jeans. Get you can get a yeast like that,
- 1:33:00a penis east, yeah, sick. Yeah, I have had penis yeast
- 1:33:04before. Dude. It's very rare to get a guy for you if you're
- 1:33:10on circumsciance and you never pull the skin back. It's a summer, bro,
- 1:33:13it's hot. Yeah, you gotta clean that ship, dog, you
- 1:33:16gotta you gotta clean it food. I clean the dog. You didn't clean
- 1:33:19it. I didn't clean it when I got a yeast, and I know
- 1:33:26that smell isk He was making his own CHARCOOTERI board, bro. I was
- 1:33:30like, I was like a cheese factory. Bro. Oh that's nasty,
- 1:33:34Martin. And then how did you would you go to the doctors? Like
- 1:33:36what was your mom? You had to tell your mom or what I was
- 1:33:40an adult? You know, it's not making it better, but but my
- 1:33:45skin was always my skin was always over my dick. You know, like
- 1:33:50nobody ever showed you. I didn't. I didn't have my dad, bro,
- 1:33:55I mean my mom. I didn't. Yeah, my mom doesn't know.
- 1:33:57There's like women say, you don't need a dad. You here this
- 1:34:01dad. Yeah, you won't get fucking yeast infection come dick all day to
- 1:34:05be to be fair, it's very rare for a dude to get easter.
- 1:34:09That was like s c D because it looks just like you were at the
- 1:34:13time. So some girl you had. I was like, I was like
- 1:34:15twenty two. You had a girl sucking on that ship. I don't know
- 1:34:17they sucked the Yeah, God bless those girls. But they's is basically it's
- 1:34:25like what's it called? This just like a rash you know that develops.
- 1:34:29It's not what you had was like Magma just out of your tip dog kick
- 1:34:40summer too. Bro. I remember I was I had some skinny ass jeans,
- 1:34:44like, like, why does this smell like dead person? Was the
- 1:34:46solution? You have a plan, Paraho, you gotta get cream. Yeah,
- 1:34:49it was a barony. I thought I had something, but then yeah,
- 1:34:54they told me it was a yeast and the actually just take like some
- 1:34:56creams and that's it. Or the doctor looked at it. Yeah, and
- 1:34:59what a doctor state like, Oh, I have to make some test because
- 1:35:01it was like it looks like it looks like an s CD, you know,
- 1:35:04and then yeah, yeah, look at a picture of a yeast.
- 1:35:13No no, I like how you look at the TV like we're about to
- 1:35:16put it up. He's like, I submitted it. Yeah, I hear
- 1:35:20it. Did you get it? Hair dropping to yo? That's wild,
- 1:35:27bro, Yeah you're taking dig things like that to females too hot. After
- 1:35:31the rash development, I had to be like, oh, this is crazy.
- 1:35:33So yeah, I have to take care of it because like I got
- 1:35:38together, what is this now? Right? You put it back clean the
- 1:35:40day. Yeah, I have it back all the time. I seriously just
- 1:35:43kept it back the whole like it's been back for like twelve years. What's
- 1:35:46the point of have in it? Come on, man, it's gonna be
- 1:35:49ony dog cold during the winter. You know where that hoodie be proud season
- 1:35:58all, yeah, you gotta put you gotta put the hoodie on. You
- 1:36:03gotta be proud man. But so the first I bet you. I was
- 1:36:09about to say that's the other part. The first week was very It hurt
- 1:36:13a lot because everything was it was so censored. You know, I just
- 1:36:15kept touching like the pants and the zipper, the little end scene of the
- 1:36:19underwear. But then after that, like after like two weeks, it just
- 1:36:23became numb, you know. Yeah, Oh man, this is uncircumstances.
- 1:36:29Or I got the hood. I got the hood. You got the hood.
- 1:36:32That's why I was telling that's why this is. You're white and yet
- 1:36:38I got good parents, straight up intactivist. Oh wow, he so got
- 1:36:45it, bro. Yeah, man, I've been yeah trip out. Yeah,
- 1:36:50some girls trip out. Everybody got antie what they trip out? When
- 1:36:55you got a hood? Yeah, the first time they've seen it. Got
- 1:36:57I don't think I've ever had a bad experience. Man, I think most
- 1:36:59girls but you when it's hard. But when it gets hard, the hoods
- 1:37:02basically already over the piece. We get it, Jeffy, your circumcise.
- 1:37:06We're proud of you. Twice he's commented that. But girls like girls like
- 1:37:12you, you know. No, I was about to say, I've honestly,
- 1:37:15like, I've never had a problem. And I've actually had a lot
- 1:37:16of people, you know, my partners, you know, kind of dig
- 1:37:18it like just it does It's not pretty, No, it's not, but
- 1:37:21it's functional. That is it's pretty. It's the way I wanted, It's
- 1:37:26the way it was meant to be. That's the way God wanted to look.
- 1:37:28It's beautiful. What are you guys talking about? Who the circumcising?
- 1:37:33He decided what the way it should look like. I don't wash them all
- 1:37:38day, make a whole circumcised. Yo, Yo, run that pole.
- 1:37:42Let's find out, all right, Let's just get through the rest of the
- 1:37:45men. Is the painter. I was born in Mexico, and I remember
- 1:37:48my mom had those type of letters from my dad in Chicago with the wavy
- 1:37:54lines on the stamp nineties kids ship. Those were the lampsie the letters I
- 1:37:59was talking about earlier, Yo, Rolando, another super chat, Yo,
- 1:38:02Eason, When are you put in the O. J. Simpson shirt up?
- 1:38:05It will be up tomorrow, Believe me, I got you. It's
- 1:38:09very limited. So if you guys want that R I P. O.
- 1:38:11J. Simpson shirt, it's gonna be on there. I made his shirt.
- 1:38:14Bro sense him? BROI all right, Pete, yeah, alright,
- 1:38:17bro. The best the NFL, dude, the best, the knife Fighting
- 1:38:20League. You know what I mean? It's a knife is with a K.
- 1:38:25Damnit? Next one, d Mosley? What's up? Homies? Finally
- 1:38:31get to catch a Thursday Night Live much love my gee's thank you, bro,
- 1:38:36appreciate that. De mosie, salute to you, dog big supporter Kevin
- 1:38:42Butler five dollars Edgy's I'm sorry x gez. Conspiracies are fucking ignorant. Hey.
- 1:38:48The last one was, I didn't ever say to believed that. It's
- 1:38:51a theory that's stopped and brought up and you can go down the rabbit hole
- 1:38:55if you want. Actually's just a library for conspiracy theories. All right,
- 1:38:59Well remember Exaber said and Frank didn't exist? Cool ship? Remember when he
- 1:39:02said Helen Keller was, I know it just made that up. Those are
- 1:39:13all popular women to guys. You guys know, why know the one,
- 1:39:18the one I'm talking about that's a fucking hack scam alert one, a liar.
- 1:39:23She she existed, but she's not real Helen Keller. I just said
- 1:39:27he didn't believe in Helen Keller. She didn't exist. How come she didn't
- 1:39:31exist? He said she did exist, but that she didn't actually have a
- 1:39:35symptoms. She was, she wrote a book. How is she deaft and
- 1:39:39blind? Because she can she can sign to somebody that sign language and dictates.
- 1:39:45You know, do you think all these famous people type up their own
- 1:39:47fucking books. You know, she's also she's also know Flora. She's also
- 1:39:51have known to Flora plane. No, that was air heart right. No,
- 1:39:55she's also known to have florda plane looking up. Helen kleylor is known
- 1:39:58to Florida plane. Another one, but she and you know she was,
- 1:40:00you know she has she's just up in there. There's nothing to run into.
- 1:40:03You know. She has an English accent, English accent, but she's
- 1:40:08that. How does this bitch, how does she know what an as?
- 1:40:11How come? It sounds like the Chuck Norris jokes. You know, you
- 1:40:14know, you know that Helen Kellers, it's to make you feel stupid.
- 1:40:18But Seth Fish can write a book, imply and you're out there rook at
- 1:40:23McDonald's. Yeah, yeah, you're like that gift. No, she's not
- 1:40:28that gifted. That's not real. I just want to know yet, what
- 1:40:30what did she say with a British accent? I need I need follow ups?
- 1:40:33Yeah, because the only thing I've ever heard her say was like in
- 1:40:36the yeah, the Miracle Workers won. That sounds brittant. That sounds British
- 1:40:42right, No, no, no, you know we saw the American version.
- 1:40:45It's British. It would have been whoa, yeah, yeah, you
- 1:40:49know how they knew Amelia Earhart was missing. They knew she was missing because
- 1:40:54she wasn't home to cook dinner. Type of Joe cancer. Me cancel my
- 1:41:00cancel my debit, my credit card, cancel my debt, next one,
- 1:41:08cush I'll x G like' stuck? What does that mean? Fuck you?
- 1:41:14What does that mean? I don't. I don't when they check your oil,
- 1:41:18but like that's a good thing. Is that going to Is that going
- 1:41:23to your asshole? Yeah, you're a fucking man. You don't need another
- 1:41:27man checking your oil in your car anyway, So it's sucking anyways. I'm
- 1:41:30a man. I don't need no one checking any oil check my card of
- 1:41:32the car shop. What are you talking about? You don't do your own
- 1:41:34own change? No, I don't do my own change. I would not
- 1:41:38do. I want to live live. What if I up doing it?
- 1:41:43High? You know, like, don't do it. It's not the persons
- 1:41:47in your face. You guys sound like real. You guys know how to
- 1:41:51do it. Okay, Gee, when next time you got to change your
- 1:41:54oil on the tophole, call me because we're gonna plug it. Oh my
- 1:41:56god, changing oil with x G. You can do it here in the
- 1:41:59parking. My god, then we'll block for the fucking blog, bro,
- 1:42:01Like put your mind, We're gonna play this clip first before we start the
- 1:42:05blog is lifted. That's what I mean. You mean you're scared because you
- 1:42:08have to put it on stilts and ship, I agree, one of the
- 1:42:12one of my and then I just one of the one of the deans in
- 1:42:15my high school. She was crazy for I used to kick it with that
- 1:42:17fools like niece and ship like that, and like one of the deans in
- 1:42:21my high school. That fool was like changing the car and then that's how
- 1:42:24we died. The car just went down the Yeah, yeah, that is
- 1:42:29mister. She was that just I just don't got any interest in working on
- 1:42:32cars. Like I can change a tire or I can do what I need
- 1:42:35to, like, but it's like a no changes, like what fifty seven
- 1:42:39bucks and literally I don't know ships, Like fucking fifty bucks? Is it
- 1:42:45really? Yeah? If you get like well, if you gotta sometime I
- 1:42:49get, I get the really full synthetic everything. So I'll pay like one
- 1:42:53hundred and fifty bro, Like look at all my ship check and the and
- 1:42:56the air, the air vents too, because I don't want to ship to
- 1:42:58smell like we for like a you know, I don't know. I think
- 1:43:01there's things that I you know, I know how to do my own pest
- 1:43:04control. I know how to do a bunch of things that I'm sure a
- 1:43:06lot of other people don't know how to do. That's like, you know,
- 1:43:12I don't know. You want to get this roach. If you haven't
- 1:43:15roaches this summer, go on Amazon or whatever and look up magnum roach bait.
- 1:43:21That ship is the best stuff I ever used. You just put it.
- 1:43:27He's still here. We haven't put it down yet. But no,
- 1:43:30it was just one of the sponsors. No, I sound like a settle
- 1:43:33for a sponsor. I did. I did pest control for five years in
- 1:43:36Texas. Uh And yeah, dude, the best thing is get this magnum
- 1:43:43roach bait. You put it under the sink, the sinks in your house,
- 1:43:45and then you put it you take the little uh the electric outlets out,
- 1:43:50the little covers and you put it in there. It just gets in
- 1:43:54the walls. And the whole thing is they don't have to eat it to
- 1:43:57die. That's what makes it crazy. So they're communal, so they will
- 1:44:00go and eat it and bring it to others. Yeah, but even if
- 1:44:02they're just near it and they like inhale whatever it's made out, it will
- 1:44:08kill them. It's a delayed effect. It's not bad for us. Everything
- 1:44:11I use was mammal friendly, like don't fucking eat it, but like you're
- 1:44:14not like hitlering the roaches. No ship, dude, No. I did
- 1:44:16have some crazy dust that I used to do in outlets, but this is
- 1:44:19way better. And it's crazy because the roaches you hot in the wall is
- 1:44:23like yeah, and Frank did. Yeah, that's bad. You gotta show
- 1:44:30up more off there, bro, Like this is oh no, this is
- 1:44:35gonna come out five years from now. Bro. All right, next one
- 1:44:40deck has turps trying to get it out. I appreciate that one. Good
- 1:44:45luck. No palito is the next one. Then we get a lot of
- 1:44:47them. Shout out to Martin Rizzo from that fool's all about the fucking He's
- 1:44:54probably that was probably the food that's trying to get your bangs, chick.
- 1:44:56Oh yeah, dude, let me see the next one, Ali Bratt,
- 1:45:00let's go, let's go home and watch. We don't smoke the same babe.
- 1:45:10Yeah you go dog, Yeah, you gotta do that ship xaber.
- 1:45:14We'll put we'll put the ad libe. Your girl wants us to put on
- 1:45:15there, but she's gotta give us two more. Well, I know you're
- 1:45:19getting fucking blog with her at some point that we're gonna get the footage.
- 1:45:23So when I watch it, I'm don't know what to pick out next one.
- 1:45:28All over all old fights. You guys always bring up the good topics.
- 1:45:32Thank you. We don't smoke the same. Thank you so much for
- 1:45:34that super chat. Bro. We try, Bro, We just we don't
- 1:45:38really have an agenda. Bro. We just kind of get high and just
- 1:45:40kind of go everywhere and go at Exavier's logic mostly Grimace Grimace ass hit the
- 1:45:46gong. I don't want no trouble. Hey did you ever watch Hey Arnold?
- 1:45:57Yeah, dude, do you remember? Do you remember this episode?
- 1:46:00Bro? Alright, Like this is a funked up episode, bro, But
- 1:46:03it was like where he talks to the mister Wynn. He's the guy like
- 1:46:09why don't you like Christmas, mister Wynn? And he's like, Ohnold,
- 1:46:13I have to give my daughter away in my country. He's and they show
- 1:46:16like the Vietnam soldiers going into his country and burning the tents, and the
- 1:46:19mister Wynn fucking gives his baby to the soldier like you're looking at You're like,
- 1:46:25yo, what the funk? Bro? Like, we're not even supposed
- 1:46:28to be watching this ship. It's like kids, it's like the cartoons.
- 1:46:30That was a bit too much. And he talks about he's like every Christmas,
- 1:46:33I missed my daughter. And then and I was like, yo,
- 1:46:39you start feeling bad. You're like, why the fuck am I? You
- 1:46:41know? It was kind of funny though at the same time though, because
- 1:46:44I'm just like, dude, is he being serious right now? Like and
- 1:46:45then we replayed that episode sometimes because it's kind of funny how they drew the
- 1:46:49baby, like all kinds of funny looking the soldiers like, how do you
- 1:46:53know the soldier when you just throw out the plane? Yeah, yeah,
- 1:46:56I didn't ask for this. Yeah I don't know what. That ain't my
- 1:47:00baby, Yeah, that ain't my baby. My chair not my problem,
- 1:47:03especially taking care of a baby, bro. That's she's like a lot of
- 1:47:06work. Bro that she's gonna cry. They gotta like they can't do nothing.
- 1:47:11Yeah you are you gonna have kids? No? Kids. Are you
- 1:47:15working on kids? I can't. I cannot, I can't do. I
- 1:47:17can't not. I mean I can't, I am not. But you gotta
- 1:47:21pull the tip back, bro. I've been. I've been. I've been
- 1:47:25cream pying, I've been Baja blasting because I'm Mexican. I've been fucking spraying
- 1:47:29those walls for years now. That way now that even with my ex,
- 1:47:32and my ex is doing nothing and they and they ended up being with like
- 1:47:35guys after and then they got pregnant. They why don't you go and check
- 1:47:40your ship? You can, you can check it. So you want kids,
- 1:47:43you obviously want kids creeping, I mean I don't. I don't mind
- 1:47:45having care. I feel I'm at the age that it happens. It happens,
- 1:47:47you know, but like because when you're like in your twenties, you're
- 1:47:50like, fu, yeah, do you they don't, they don't get pregnant,
- 1:47:53and then now you're like, they can't get pregnant, what's going on?
- 1:47:56You know? I've never had a scare either. But I'm good at
- 1:47:58pulling out too, though I don't do I just leave it in there,
- 1:48:00but just always pull out. I hug harder more noises. How do you
- 1:48:08do? How do you sounded like a ghost. That's a new sound bite.
- 1:48:20Chats my nipples was haunted. He doesn't. How do you know?
- 1:48:27She's not on birth control? She used to be on birth control patches.
- 1:48:30I was like, it's like a cigaretteach, but like you like you put
- 1:48:33on your you know, and you quit these babies and you put on your
- 1:48:38Yeah, missionary to make sure it goes in there. I blasted every like
- 1:48:42missionary doggy. She's on top of me to get No, I don't,
- 1:48:51I don't. I mean, I don't know there's a is there, like
- 1:48:54an actual method like you I would assume because of gravity. If you believe
- 1:48:57in gravity, it's mission gravity. You know that is still a conspiracy,
- 1:49:03doesn't still a theory? There's a theory. Yeah, so it's not a
- 1:49:09fact. So I believe in that theory. I think missionary would be good.
- 1:49:13Yeah, the top, no, because like I said, grandalls down
- 1:49:15falls down. You need that ship, you know. But I like the
- 1:49:18best best position is like her like laying like like in the bed, like
- 1:49:24in between the bed and the floor. You know what I'm trying to say.
- 1:49:29He's talking about the power. She's on her shoulder. Yeah, she's
- 1:49:31on her shoulders on the floor, pinner. Yeah, give him some solid
- 1:49:35advice like the things like, you know, maybe get like a count bro,
- 1:49:45like you know, get your ship tested county strokes. Bro. You
- 1:49:48know I don't need your medical advice. Yeah, talking about guys. Never
- 1:49:54had kids on you to see but yeah, yeah, no none of them
- 1:50:00the dog I mean, no one in the evening bars. I don't know
- 1:50:03if the homies right there and we all pull we all pull out. Yeah
- 1:50:08I pull pull out, Yeah, pull out where Jimmy's. You guys should
- 1:50:12try just not even to see what happens. I felt its I do it
- 1:50:15all the time, bro, all the time do I mean it's hard,
- 1:50:19you know, but every day That's why I just tell him like I'm about
- 1:50:23to not give me your mouth. It's like not the same, But it's
- 1:50:26because you gotta get up holding in a little bit. You gotta you gotta
- 1:50:30like you gotta let her know I keep you in there, like, yeah,
- 1:50:32you gotta edge it for a little bit. You gotta you gotta,
- 1:50:34you gotta, you gotta you about to put out the flashlight at the airport.
- 1:50:38Yeah, you guys, ever, you guys, do you guys ever
- 1:50:44edge ships, like you don't let it. I do, like you gotta
- 1:50:48poop, but you're like, let me, let let me look. Sometimes
- 1:50:51you're like you're you're having a good time reading a good article. Bro,
- 1:50:56Like you know what, Sometimes you just I don't want to end soon,
- 1:50:59you know I want to Maybe sometimes that a movie, bro, but the
- 1:51:03movie is good. You're just in theater. You're like, yeah, yeah,
- 1:51:06that's edging the ship. Dude. Okay, but the only reason you're
- 1:51:09supposed to edge sex because it makes you feel better. But edging your ship
- 1:51:13is not gonna make you feel better. It makes the ship last longer.
- 1:51:15Bro. You know you're having a good time in there, but you could
- 1:51:17be onto something next. You try to you guys logging? Do do you
- 1:51:23do? You believe in edging? Like it makes you feel that much better
- 1:51:25when you finally let it go. Yeah, yes, yeah, it's fun.
- 1:51:28Yeah I don't feel worse. I think that's unhealthy. Though. I
- 1:51:30don't holding your ship. You're holding my ship. You're just supposed to ship
- 1:51:35as soon as you have to ship. Oh you can't. Just like no,
- 1:51:38if you got a ship right now, you should. It's not a
- 1:51:40recreational ship. Recreations like it's like making ship. It's rightly bad if you
- 1:51:46just like hold your ship in like scientific I don't know why, but not
- 1:51:48recreational activity. Yeah, it's not like it shouldn't be like regular edging.
- 1:51:57Definitely one of the best combos we've ever had. Yeah, definitely. God
- 1:52:00damn, there is so many fucking super tanzes. I'm gonna run through him.
- 1:52:03Verry as he shout out, we don't smoke the same and Kreu Mario
- 1:52:06Rizzo, same team. Uh yeah, uh oh they can't not they can't
- 1:52:13make babies shooting blank. Same team, No, same team is just like,
- 1:52:17uh, it's like the thing we say like hi homies. Yeah,
- 1:52:23I think I started with step tone when we're doing nase. He kept yelling
- 1:52:27the same team for the whole That was a great belligerent episode. He was
- 1:52:30gotta do nitress again. Oh ship, all right? Next one, God
- 1:52:34bless you. He's one. Shout out to Rock and thank you Ray for
- 1:52:38all the hard work you guys put in the daily as well. He zone
- 1:52:41shout out. He said, he's on, thank you so much. Shut
- 1:52:43out. Shout out to Barts a cloud. It hurts my gouch area when
- 1:52:49I held in Oh, it hurts his gouch. Oh yeah you can.
- 1:52:56You can. You gotta scrub that strain that ship. You can tear,
- 1:53:00dude, or women tear it right, Women do tear their their their little
- 1:53:04when they have a baby. Have a baby. Connect yeah, dude,
- 1:53:09yeah, back up up, like the like the girl from the Nightmare before
- 1:53:13Christmas? I mean from what is it? Uh that one? Yeah yourself.
- 1:53:18I've asked this question before. But what do you saw your butt up
- 1:53:21by accident? You know, right, But I've asked this question before.
- 1:53:25So you and your wife gets pregnant sea section or vaginal if it's up to
- 1:53:30you what I mean obviously, when I was a sea section baby, I'm
- 1:53:31a see section sea baby. Bro, you're okay with your with your son
- 1:53:34being a sea baby? Why not? They don't get the same back to
- 1:53:38you through the vaginal, dude, trust me, they become healthier. Trust
- 1:53:41me, I'm a sea section. So that's sorta not the show. He's
- 1:53:50like he's gonna look at it like the doctor's gonna be like, well,
- 1:53:54it looks like the baby's in a couple of regularly, he's like doctor sea
- 1:53:57section as this tradition, Like for no reason, bro, the legacy going,
- 1:54:03dude, so so, so I didn't get all the nutrients then because
- 1:54:06I didn't go through the through there's bacterian ship that your body needs. Bro.
- 1:54:11It's like, hey, well who won the who won the polest circumcised
- 1:54:14or uncircumcised? Right? Same? All right, Umberto Maya says, cheers.
- 1:54:24Next one, Ralph Ramos, what's up everyone? My bad? He's
- 1:54:29on. I had a long night yesterday it worked and knocked out. But
- 1:54:31I'll see you fool Sunday. Oh yeah, Ralph Ramos, he's gonna be
- 1:54:35working security on Sunday. So yeah. So make sure you guys, bring
- 1:54:40your Patreon and get your tickets. If you want to join us and get
- 1:54:43it, get some tattoos. First ten people to sign up for the tattoos
- 1:54:45are free. It's gonna be fucking sick. We don't spoke the same and
- 1:54:48high and hungry tattoos lining right here, dog look making us loud. Yeah,
- 1:54:51I know it's it's gonna be fucking sicking now guys saying that right,
- 1:54:56come on not yeah, and then especially a lot of you fools listen to
- 1:54:59the what's up food pot as well, so it'll be a treat because this
- 1:55:01was this was a co host down there co host Baby next one ral promo
- 1:55:05says he really wants that album Smoke a lot ninety one twenty dollars. The
- 1:55:11same team shout out to that we don't smoke. The Same team podcast on
- 1:55:14a Thursday. Hey, thank you so much for your fucking super chat.
- 1:55:17Yes, so over here fucking looking it up, dog And we've been going
- 1:55:21hard with these super chest dogs. So look to everybody in there making it
- 1:55:25happen. Super chest Yeah, uh, otello fights not everyone was taught.
- 1:55:30Man, Now, let alone came back. I told you, guys,
- 1:55:33man let alone cleaning all right, for I get it. I don't want
- 1:55:36to be like, let me pull it back. You know, daddy wasn't
- 1:55:39there. And then what's funny is you were already like old so you were
- 1:55:45mixing like plump cheese would come and sweat like it was fucking phoning chicks to
- 1:55:53not even cleaning it right, No, I work congos all the time.
- 1:55:57You know, he kept it to himself. You can give her East fiction
- 1:56:00too, I said, lady. And then it looks like he was getting
- 1:56:03blow jobs. And I know you were getting blow jobs with no blow job
- 1:56:08with the condom a little bit. Yeah right, yeah, yeah, you're
- 1:56:14thinking about practice, all right? Ninety five Snow boys, bro, I
- 1:56:18have yeah x G with the Jerseyivas, Salu and snow from Chicago. He
- 1:56:29did you owe him a jersey? Up? Yeah? I told you stopped
- 1:56:30scamming the fans. One fuck you dog. You already scammed ay way,
- 1:56:35he's mad at you any way. I told that for to be careful with
- 1:56:39that. Help me. What would you recommend her? I didn't recommend all
- 1:56:43right, next one, holk Can's fifty four parts for x G. Baby,
- 1:56:47Let's go home. All right, there you go. I think you
- 1:56:53got your request. Rodriguez, thank you for that. Super chat. Albert
- 1:56:58Bondas so new to the secret menu pro pin or no Pain, thank you
- 1:57:02so much. Yeah. If you want to get access to the secret menu,
- 1:57:05all you gotta do is get on the Patreon and if you want to
- 1:57:08propin, I'm posting every I'm posting every day a new shop that I'm into.
- 1:57:12Because we're over thirty five stories with my vape and counting. I'm trying
- 1:57:15to get to fifty by the end of the year, and hopefully before Big
- 1:57:18Pharma takes over. We're gonna have an episode where we break down what's happening
- 1:57:21with cannabis next. Trust me, I want to keep you guys informed with
- 1:57:25what's going on because it's this law change really fucks with our industry up here,
- 1:57:30Jeffy, two dollars, hit the gong, Hit the gong. Baby,
- 1:57:34let's go home, like hear you? Like? Give me and somebody's
- 1:57:43gonna forget that as a text message, right, I'm gonna jerk off to
- 1:57:45that. Ninety five snow boys, what happened to the phone line? We'll
- 1:57:49open it up on Wednesday? Bro, how about that? On Wednesday?
- 1:57:53We'll open it up. I don't think we have a guest. I'll double
- 1:57:56check, but we we'll do a calling episode Wednesday morning, so you feel
- 1:58:00so degenerous calling from work. I think that we're at the last one.
- 1:58:03Ninety five snowboys, make it the longest part ever. I got two dollars.
- 1:58:09Well, you need way more for super chats than that last one,
- 1:58:14and I think that is the last one. Hell yeah, So look,
- 1:58:16everybody who got in on the super chat. Hey, there's a lot of
- 1:58:18you guys in here. The raffle looks fucking HELLI pack two of you guys
- 1:58:23are gonna walk out of here victorious with one George Press signed comedy album and
- 1:58:30one sealed comedy on the album, my boy, so make sure this is
- 1:58:34one last one. Ralph Ramo smashed that like buddon and share. Thank you
- 1:58:39so much. Damn man, Why did I say that? Bro? Jay
- 1:58:42Boss as always the HBO Max too, by the way, Oh yeah,
- 1:58:45thanks for the HBO Max. I'm trying to find a new show to watch
- 1:58:47on there. Our fans give us access codes to all the fucking different ship
- 1:58:50That's it's cool because then we can relate because then it'll be on favorite on
- 1:58:55like the homies watching it. I'm like, you watched that. Writing's like,
- 1:58:58yeah, it's good. I went on his account of liked all the
- 1:59:00gay shows and he's like, I think I fucking knew when Rupe Paul was
- 1:59:04all over my history dog, I left every head for reviews. I love
- 1:59:09this. This motherfucker he knows my algorithm with all. Right. Yeah,
- 1:59:15so there's a lot of you guys in here, so let's go ahead and
- 1:59:18do the raffle before we close it out, and we do Rocks can do
- 1:59:21a live beat close out like I would want to. Same team one more
- 1:59:26person, Let's go to bucks man man. All right, it's closed off,
- 1:59:30it's closed off. Done, no more, Let's go home, Yeah
- 1:59:36baby, Let's go home. Yeah rock. That was a very Kyle moment.
- 1:59:42All right, I didn't punch a wall. All right, good luck
- 1:59:45to this one's for the sealed album and still not signed it not for this
- 1:59:53drum rope. Good yeah, but I don't want them to begin this stuff
- 1:59:56and get back. And it's Dean Rodriguez. Congratulations, Hell yeah, the
- 2:00:04fucking album. Congratulations. Salute to him. Bro that motherfucker is. It's
- 2:00:11gonna be on a sick one. It comes with a free ball seat thought
- 2:00:14split fucking believe it. Little this comes in a tote. We do all
- 2:00:20we all do lines on it before we said this tradition. Alright, all
- 2:00:24right, next one, and this is for the autograph one the big Boy,
- 2:00:28the Big Boy. That Okay, First of all, this is not
- 2:00:38even an entry because it's just one ninety nine, so like, what the
- 2:00:42fuck it got it? It's a problemination, So I'm gonna have to redo
- 2:00:45this. You've seen this, right, I see it. I can confirm.
- 2:00:48All right, remove this out of the way, and the winner is
- 2:00:57unexted that that again. No, no, no, ninety five snow Boys.
- 2:01:05I like fucking hello super chats in it sounds about right, dog snow
- 2:01:11Boys does some snow sounds about appropriate person to give a fucking George press Stories
- 2:01:15fucking album too. There you go. Congratulations to ninety five snow Boys for
- 2:01:20winning that one. And that was the last thing. Should we do the
- 2:01:24posters? I thought they were supposed to come with it, but you can
- 2:01:28say them for something else, all right? You know Wednesday, pull up
- 2:01:30Wednesday's we got some posters George press Story's exclusive posters that you want to get
- 2:01:33those CDs you gave you some Sam tripley exclusive old CDs. All right,
- 2:01:38fine, we'll do one more sneaking in the third alright, speaking the third,
- 2:01:42I'm gonna give you, guys, one of the Sam trip past.
- 2:01:45You can't buy anybody out no more like this is like you're getting this and
- 2:01:48don't like we're gonna do this one called crime Fighter with the beat with the
- 2:01:51fucking bit that says, don't beat your kids. All right, so don't
- 2:01:56guys, don't beat them? All right? Here we go, third one,
- 2:01:58we do it? Can we get that? All right, what's that
- 2:02:13player? Thank you la? And uh do we have a blog this Saturday?
- 2:02:19Fuck? Yeah, we have a blog This Saturday. I get to
- 2:02:21go to garage, sell buying, ship or bike riding. So hell,
- 2:02:25I got a blog for you guys. Next week, i'mnna be on the
- 2:02:27roll with Sam triple in Chicago with Eddie Bravo Dog. And I'm sure Sam
- 2:02:30Tripley is gonna say it's pronoun joke in Chicago. I'm gonna record it.
- 2:02:35It's gonna be wild. You get him to say it was the camera,
- 2:02:38like, what's up my n word? I don't know if let me see
- 2:02:42what I can do. I like the fact there's a chance it might be
- 2:02:45a quick little chance killing it. But yeah, check it out. Maybe
- 2:02:48I can get Eddie Brow to hit a pro pen too, propend no pen.
- 2:02:54But uh yeah, as I said, go to sam tribul dot com
- 2:02:56if you live in Chicago, go get some tickets. Thank you. Somebody
- 2:02:59said, Dorito's na all right, So number one, let's go ahead and
- 2:03:01get a round of applause to fucking Martin Raizo for coming by, Thank you
- 2:03:05for hell yeah, thank you guys. Are you hungry now for because you
- 2:03:10can drive. Can I fucking stay here? D Yeah, but yeah,
- 2:03:16couch comfort. Hey, but damn bro that so you feel high? I
- 2:03:21feel I rel nicely and relax, you know. I think that's the perfect
- 2:03:25way, like if you just you're not paranoid. Yeah yeah, taking a
- 2:03:30full on hit. Yeah, it's it's it's like you got it's like I
- 2:03:32guess CBD. The no, it's like a nice little it's it's a nice
- 2:03:36little like five to ten mini gram huh. It's like if Michael Jackson,
- 2:03:40what you just taking a little bit of that uh drugger injecting them, you
- 2:03:43know, like not too much. You wouldn't have like a little bit slepting,
- 2:03:45you know, dying a little bit. That's right. Oh yeah,
- 2:03:48so thank you everybody. Make sure if you guys want to catch Martin Rizzel
- 2:03:51headlighting on Sunday for the Patreon show. It's gonna get hot box there too,
- 2:03:57so ship yeah, just let it's a smoke friendly show and Saturday.
- 2:04:00I'll be at the post in a month. Oh yeah. So shout out
- 2:04:01anything you got going on and where can they follow you at? They can
- 2:04:04follow me on Instagram. Comic Martin Rizzo on Instagram TikTok and then yeah,
- 2:04:11man come out to the shows, has funny skits. Dog so one always
- 2:04:15makes me like every and I know it comes out, but exactly every holiday,
- 2:04:18you know, I change it up. You know that's Mariah Carey.
- 2:04:21That's why. Yeah, exactly, they got some good skits out there.
- 2:04:25So go, yeah, go follow him on Martin Rizzo best his guys,
- 2:04:29Yeah and uh yeah, then go check him out and post pizza and then
- 2:04:31come to the show on Sunday next. Yeah, George Wang is going on
- 2:04:36before Martin Rizzos, So it's going to be like, I don't know,
- 2:04:39we might bring a skateboard and do some yeah, dude, Yeah, it's
- 2:04:43it's pretty cool. We could smoke in that venue. First ten people to
- 2:04:46show up, they want to get tattoos, get free tattoos for the first
- 2:04:50hour, you know, we listen to some music and get everything ready and
- 2:04:53we'll all smoke a chill and then the show starts that we're ready to go.
- 2:04:56So we got Johnny Johnny Roque is hosting comedy the old roommate bro.
- 2:05:01Yeah is he yeah? Together for like three years, that's why you were
- 2:05:05kicking a lot with him. At some point huh we kicked I think we
- 2:05:09kicked them more of home when we were not living together. Yeah yeah,
- 2:05:12oh mom, like maybe like he was like my boyfriend something. You know
- 2:05:15for a while I was bringing that foo a lot over right now? Does
- 2:05:19he know that? Yeah, we talked about Yeah, Johnny fucked the women
- 2:05:24next to each other at a hotel in the same bed. Damn. Oh
- 2:05:28man, this is just we haven't done that. Yeah, yeah, we're
- 2:05:31not gonna do that. Bro. It's funny because like he was going watching
- 2:05:40them they're next to us, like the same bed, Like you go to
- 2:05:44the bathroom. I've done that shop. I'm fucking like the bigle of the
- 2:05:46bathroom, like yo, you candle here and up the toilet. It just
- 2:05:49it just happened, bro, Like they were there. I was like fucking
- 2:05:51you know, like after a show you guys killed or what we bombed.
- 2:05:56It's pitty pussy, you know, you know the PP bro. But he
- 2:05:59was he was with his girl, you know, going fast. I was
- 2:06:01right here, you know, like because we have different techniques, you know,
- 2:06:03like I'm more like romantic, you know, just imagine the bed was
- 2:06:08like a low rider with just like half the bed is we made the girl.
- 2:06:12We made the girls kiss. Oh damn, all right, we're gonna
- 2:06:15have Johnny. Let's have Johnny on Wednesday. No, no, come on,
- 2:06:20swap bro, come on bro, ladies. Oh yeah, lady.
- 2:06:25I mean it's already already seen. It's already like her asking can I get
- 2:06:29some of that? It's not that crazy dogg And I'm sure you neither.
- 2:06:31Johnny's a territorial man, you know, like, hey, all right,
- 2:06:35we're for sure, We're for sure, we're getting the follow We're getting the
- 2:06:39follow up on Wednesday for for what is it for the story of mass Johnny
- 2:06:43to come on? So, yeah, Johnny's home. Oh yeah, yeah,
- 2:06:45what is it? Uh? He's what is it? Uh, he's
- 2:06:47bringing his perspective, He's bringing the homegirl, Johnny Roberts. I'm doing a
- 2:06:53set, three plates, Tommy is doing a set, George Way and Martin
- 2:06:56Rizzo and uh, I don't know, we might have one more dropping.
- 2:06:59But yeah, So it's gonna be a good show. So make sure you
- 2:07:01guys pull up. Everybody who bought a ticket, you get a jar or
- 2:07:04a bag at the door. So already with some papers ready to go.
- 2:07:09So I'm hooking everybody up. So that way, you don't have to go.
- 2:07:12And if you need to buy a pro pen, go down the street
- 2:07:14to Green Angel eight one eight. It's right there on the corner, or
- 2:07:15you go to Doctor Green Thumb Van Eyes. The Higher Path does not have
- 2:07:19them. Okay, uh yeah, Rock, you should still going to the
- 2:07:25Higher Path and just be like, do you guys have that here? Seriously?
- 2:07:30Seriously, I've been trying my ass off and when they say no,
- 2:07:32you should be like, fuck fucking Rock's doing a close out next ray.
- 2:07:39Make sure you follow him. The Morning Shot Films Morning Real podcast. We
- 2:07:42did the Lost in Translation review. Great movie like I love Japan, I
- 2:07:45love that movie. Xavier shoutouts hit that like bun subscribe and thank you for
- 2:07:50coming on, thank you great time. I have fun, fucking goodass time.
- 2:07:55Oh yeah. Flavorsbodieson dot com for the O. J. Simpson shirt
- 2:07:58drops tomorrow and the get hats, so make sure you guys get them.
- 2:08:01And well I was wrong their T shirt it's gonna it's gonna what is it
- 2:08:05dropped sometime this upcoming week. And if you want to go bike riding,
- 2:08:09I just got the new Big Ripper bike, the twenty nine BMX riding.
- 2:08:11So let's go bike riding. Bro like salute to the LA riders. I'll
- 2:08:15be riding on Monday, all right, so peace out. I'll see you
- 2:08:18guys next week, see you guys in a minute. Ladies, that was
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