Jonathan the Tortoise & Binky the Cat

The Nightly · Apr 22, 2026 · 28m

Matt Bragg and KP Parker swap stories about thrifted band tees, very patient animals, and the strange corners of the internet.

What You'll Hear:

Vintage Finds, Lingering Regrets: A thrifted Elton John shirt sparks a conversation about concert merch, missed chances, and why the perfect T-shirt always seems to get away.

Animal News, Gently Unbelievable: A 193-year-old tortoise survives a crypto scam rumor, and a missing cat turns up 200 miles away a decade later—proof that animals have better plot lines than most of us.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Intro & greetings

00:30 Gym errands & Elton John tee

03:00…