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FULL SHOW: LIVE From Christchurch · The Hauraki Big Show

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Speaker 1: The Hoche Big Show with Toledo's all the good stuff,
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Speaker 1: no nasties tried. Today Live from the Richmond Club Critic Bar.
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Speaker 2: It's the Holak Big Show. I kidd a, mad Bars.
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Speaker 2: It's great your company. Oh that's glorious, This glorious.
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Speaker 3: Christ Hitch Afternoon, Live from the Critic Bar at the
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Speaker 3: Richmond Club. You're listening to the Big Show brought to
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Speaker 3: you by Toledo's.
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Speaker 4: Ye Jays rehydrate the right way with Toledo's real ingredients
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Speaker 4: and natural colors.
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Speaker 2: Great stuff.
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Speaker 3: Keezy Hi, as always, it's a pleasure to be down
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Speaker 3: here in christ h It's she's packed to the gunnals,
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Speaker 3: but there's still plenty of room if you want to
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Speaker 3: come down here.
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Speaker 2: And I'm looking at Maggie.
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Speaker 3: You're Stallion, you Greek god, and I just want to
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Speaker 3: get the audience, the live audience's view. Here's a Stallion, right,
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Speaker 3: I mean, you're an solute Stallion.
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Speaker 5: House life going pretty grousey, mad dog, you're six cent
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Speaker 5: of them. They thank you so much for that, Jase.
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Speaker 5: That wasn't weird or awkward at all.
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Speaker 2: No, it's good. We're at it.
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Speaker 5: Can we get a shout out for this other doner's here,
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Speaker 5: old Kezy.
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Speaker 2: Geezy, Geezy, Geezy.
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Speaker 5: It's absolutely going off down here. Have we had a
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Speaker 5: magnificent trip down from Auckland and we've had a few
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Speaker 5: adventures already, haven't we. Jason will be cracking into those shortly.
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Speaker 2: We sure have.
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Speaker 3: Predominantly the biggest concern where you have has involved a
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Speaker 3: steamer bit Kezy.
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Speaker 2: Really good to have you back, mate.
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Speaker 3: You were a bit crooked yesterday, but you're a backbat
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Speaker 3: back on board.
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Speaker 4: Yeah. It was actually my first ever six day yesterday
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Speaker 4: from the Big Show tuned in good.
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Speaker 6: Stuff fellas Paula Kezy, didn't you pull? What's that sick again?
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Speaker 3: What do you mean that we actually went back through
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Speaker 3: your far eighteen days?
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Speaker 2: Is that you're taken off from Sure? Sure?
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Speaker 4: But I was sad too, mister show. But I thought
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Speaker 4: if I came in yesterday and you know, made punk circle,
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Speaker 4: made Mogi sickond then missed out on the sawc and trip, yeah,
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Speaker 4: it would be a debarcle. But we are down here
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Speaker 4: at the Richmond Club. Critic bar thinks, I mate it.
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Speaker 4: Montese is the official warm up for the hook A
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Speaker 4: Tic of Wild Foods Festival, So if you are in
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Speaker 4: the christ Church area and you're listening right now, why
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Speaker 4: not come on down, fellers, You know what I mean.
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Speaker 3: Absolutely, it's going to be a huge shows.
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Speaker 2: Kick off with the feud.
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Speaker 6: Shoot, shall we who's this Jason food Fighters?
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Speaker 7: Come on?
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Speaker 1: Then the Hurarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio
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Speaker 1: Haarchy Placebo.
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Speaker 3: There on the radio Hoarcky Big Show. This glorious Thursday
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Speaker 3: afternoon live from.
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Speaker 2: The Critic Bar at the Richmond Club and.
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Speaker 3: Beautiful sunny sunny christ Church And fellas, we have only
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Speaker 3: just come down and there's already been high drama. Yeah,
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Speaker 3: we'll get into Mogi's playing debarcles a little bit later.
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Speaker 3: On true story this we went into our hotel rooms
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Speaker 3: checked in early. It's the first time in my life, fellas,
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Speaker 3: that I've ever walked into a hotel room and gone,
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Speaker 3: sweet Jesus, Now, hoody j is not a.
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Speaker 2: Big fella, I think it's fair to say. And this
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Speaker 2: room is timey.
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Speaker 3: As soon as you walk through the door, the showers immediately,
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Speaker 3: the sharer and toilet are immediately to your right, and
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Speaker 3: it is three paces, three hoody j paces from the
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Speaker 3: door to the bed.
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Speaker 7: Which in human terms is three granny steps.
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Speaker 6: Yes, right, which is about what sixty.
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Speaker 3: It's about one one keezy step basically. Now, I don't
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Speaker 3: know if you know this about me, but I have
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Speaker 3: this weird thing, which is I don't look I like
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Speaker 3: doing steamers on planes. I know you two love to
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Speaker 3: fill your boots on that front, especially you Mogi, but
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Speaker 3: I have a weird thing about it. So I always
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Speaker 3: wait for my hotel room and so hoody jay. And
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Speaker 3: I'm sorry to start off on this, but it was
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Speaker 3: high drama. It calls me a great deal of anxiety.
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Speaker 3: I did a Hoidy J steamer, three perfect tubes, and
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Speaker 3: I was in the toilet. They're trying desperately to flush
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Speaker 3: the toilet. The tubes weren't moving, they weren't going anywhere,
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Speaker 3: they weren't swirling around. There was not not an iota keysy,
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Speaker 3: not one drop of water coming down from the system. Now,
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Speaker 3: I don't know about you guys, but when I've just
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Speaker 3: moved into a hotel, the last thing I want to do,
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Speaker 3: when I've been there for ten minutes is to ring
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Speaker 3: reception and go listen, I've done a steamer and.
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Speaker 2: I can't flush the toilet. You know what I'm saying.
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Speaker 7: That's right, and hoity jay.
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Speaker 5: I'd had a similar experience where I had also user
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Speaker 5: facilities and I couldn't move my creation either.
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Speaker 6: And what I found only one who hasn't a steamer yet.
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Speaker 5: And I swear to God this is true. Now I've
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Speaker 5: never come across as before in my life. Immediately to
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Speaker 5: the right of the toilet is a coin operator. It's
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Speaker 5: a coin operated system where you have to insert coins
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Speaker 5: in order to be able to use the flush. Now,
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Speaker 5: I have never seen that before in my life, but
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Speaker 5: it goes to show the kind of treatment that we
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Speaker 5: get by the owners of Hodeking, that they would put
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Speaker 5: us in accommodation where the toilets are coin operated and
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Speaker 5: you cannot flush the goddamn toilets.
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Speaker 7: Now, what the f is going on?
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Speaker 2: Yeah?
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Speaker 3: And totally man, especially for people like I mean, I
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Speaker 3: can't help. But I just that was for that because
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Speaker 3: because I'm thinking of Keezy and it's midnight, Steve, you
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Speaker 3: know what I'm saying, And he's going to have a
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Speaker 3: few beers, he's in the system, probably a few mon teeth,
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Speaker 3: and he's going to do the classic Keysy steam and.
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Speaker 2: It's just going to be a tobacco at midnight, you know,
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Speaker 2: what I'm saying.
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Speaker 6: Well, I didn't believe this.
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Speaker 4: We had an extended conversation about it on the podcast today.
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Speaker 4: The fact that I've said it some really bad places,
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Speaker 4: some terrible campgrounds and stuff, and I've never had to
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Speaker 4: pay to get rid of to flush a toilet before.
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Speaker 7: It's a new loa.
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Speaker 4: It is a new load, it's a hotel been put up.
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Speaker 4: I just can't believe it. How much does it cost.
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Speaker 5: It's twenty cents, which is perfectly reasonable, but it's still
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Speaker 5: more than I've ever paid before in my life.
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Speaker 2: Well, you'll still be going through four bucks a day, Mogi.
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Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.
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Speaker 6: I don't have coins. Do you guys have coins? No,
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Speaker 6: they've got who does have coin?
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Speaker 5: But well the reception has called all right okay, and
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Speaker 5: that's why she said when we checked in that she's
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Speaker 5: there all night okay, And.
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Speaker 7: So that works perfectly for Kesy.
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Speaker 5: So yeah, it's an absolute shocker, but you've got to
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Speaker 5: they're essentially they are the Jetster of hotels, where every
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Speaker 5: little thing that.
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Speaker 7: Is for free on in Near New Zealand you have
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Speaker 7: to pay for. When you're on Jetster.
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Speaker 6: Do you have to pay to go toilet? On Jitster.
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Speaker 7: Well, yeah, I guess that's one exception is I'm just.
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Speaker 3: I'm just sort of wondering, you know, because they don't
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Speaker 3: mention it at the reception that you have to pay
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Speaker 3: for your steamers, whether that just can come off a
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Speaker 3: credit card bill, you know what I'm saying.
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Speaker 2: Imagine getting that.
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Speaker 3: I mean, my wife looks at our credit card bill,
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Speaker 3: you know, and there's you know, a toasted sandwich, maybe
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Speaker 3: a lemonade, four steamers, hal you know.
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Speaker 2: What it rules?
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Speaker 3: Steamers? You know, yeah, sex Blue Movies. It's a debacle, keysy,
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Speaker 3: it's a departing.
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Speaker 4: It is just I can't get over it. My brain
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Speaker 4: sort of tells me to just sort of stockpile and
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Speaker 4: then do one lump some payment in the morning we're
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Speaker 4: out pretty well, it's just but the size of the
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Speaker 4: room is so small as but apparently, Yeah, I'm really
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Speaker 4: freaking out.
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Speaker 6: I can't rip my head around it. To me, honest, Yeah,
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Speaker 6: if anyone's got twenty cents.
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Speaker 4: Here, by the way, I'm probably gonna need about four
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Speaker 4: or five of them. Yeah, So if you do, feel
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Speaker 4: free to back a little pile. If anyone's got any
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Speaker 4: of twenty cent coins, that would be extremely helpful.
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Speaker 3: Actually, maybe we could start a hat Puck Sun get
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Speaker 3: a hat going for twenty cent piece peace donations.
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Speaker 2: It'd be great.
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Speaker 6: Bloody oath. Don't forget.
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Speaker 4: We are at the Richmond Club, the Critic Bar there
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Speaker 4: in christ Church to make sure you come on down
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Speaker 4: if you want to hear more.
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Speaker 7: If you want to hear this kind of chair person.
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Speaker 4: I can't believe that this is the worst we've ever treated.
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Speaker 6: For your own what is the eighteen hundred.
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Speaker 1: Chilliers, the hold Aking Big Show with Jason, Mike and
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Speaker 1: Kezy tune in week days and four on Radio hod
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Speaker 1: I US.
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Speaker 3: Indeed the Mint Chick steere alive from the Critic Bar
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Speaker 3: at the Richmond Club and beautiful sunny christ Church. If
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Speaker 3: you're in the area, come on down.
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Speaker 4: That's ry I don't forget as well. You can text
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Speaker 4: us on three four eighty three. Also if you've just
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Speaker 4: joined us. We found out today that the hotel toilets,
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Speaker 4: the toilets in every room at the hotel were staying
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Speaker 4: at they charged twenty cent twenty cents to be flushed.
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Speaker 4: We've got to head up the front here taking donations.
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Speaker 4: Apparently we've got a dollar forty which is enough for
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Speaker 4: seven steamers.
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Speaker 2: Okay, that's good.
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Speaker 6: So we're doing well.
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Speaker 2: Fil What are we aiming for by the end of
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Speaker 2: the day, maybe twenty bats something like that, one hundred
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Speaker 2: steamers possibly. I'm just thinking of all the crew. That's all.
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Speaker 6: Well, there's wheez in there as well. Keys Yes, of course, okay,
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Speaker 6: you're true.
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Speaker 7: I was running it.
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Speaker 6: If it's yellow, that's enough. I'll be running in my
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Speaker 6: shoe box.
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Speaker 4: To be fear feelers, bloody, beautiful data on here is
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Speaker 4: the magnificent.
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Speaker 5: But then you love you love christ Keysy, I do.
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Speaker 4: I do love christ Church. My wife's from christ Church,
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Speaker 4: she's from Lincoln. So I spent a lot of time
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Speaker 4: down here, and to be honest, it is one of
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Speaker 4: those places that I could see myself living down here
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Speaker 4: at some stage.
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Speaker 7: You should, you should live down here now.
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Speaker 2: Totally, man, I don't.
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Speaker 3: There is nothing stopping you, Keysy, Absolutely nothing sticks.
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Speaker 8: Moving out of that that that rich a damp and
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Speaker 8: fested place in the bowels of west Auckland and come
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Speaker 8: down to beautiful, sunny christ Jitch.
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Speaker 6: I mean you're saying there's nothing stopping me.
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Speaker 4: I mean I've I've built a pretty impressive radio career
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Speaker 4: which I'm kind of pursuing.
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Speaker 5: Look, you could you could pick up pick up a
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Speaker 5: bit of work down here. I'm sure we're having a
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Speaker 5: chat to a fellow earlier on who makes spar pools.
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Speaker 6: Oh, you can get a job there.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, but the big show is going along, great guns,
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Speaker 4: you know, and they need kezy there.
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Speaker 6: Well.
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Speaker 3: I mean, look, I just sort of you know, I
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Speaker 3: was watching you walking along the street when we arrived
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Speaker 3: here today, and you just seem to fit into christ
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Speaker 3: It's just something about you that just reeks of christ You.
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Speaker 2: Absolutely reeks. And as you say, your beautiful beautiful wife.
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Speaker 3: She's you know, she's a local down here, and I
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Speaker 3: get the feeling, mogy, she's desperate to come down and.
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Speaker 2: Live in Christy.
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Speaker 5: Absolutely well, she really wants to have a family down here,
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Speaker 5: and what with the recent news, stop doing this then
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Speaker 5: it makes sense to move now rather than having to
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Speaker 5: move all of the baby stuff down here, you know,
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Speaker 5: in a couple of months.
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Speaker 2: Totally. I mean what I mean, the locals here can
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Speaker 2: let us know.
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Speaker 3: I mean, what better place to bring up kiddies, little keysies, beautiful?
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Speaker 2: I mean, look at all the parts around the place.
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Speaker 6: About ten percent of the audience here would love for
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Speaker 6: you to live down.
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Speaker 2: Here, and absolutely, man, they're into it.
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Speaker 6: And one day I will probably live down here, but
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Speaker 6: not yet because.
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Speaker 9: He's keez hey, hey, al right, fine, fine, I quit
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Speaker 9: I'm moving to christ jug Yeah.
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Speaker 6: Can you not all applaud when.
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Speaker 1: The Hiarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy. Tune
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Speaker 1: in on Radio Hochy.
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Speaker 3: Indeed, a little bit of Bush for your Thursday afternoon.
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Speaker 3: You're listening to the Big Show line from the Critic Bar,
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Speaker 3: the Richmond Club and beautiful christjitch.
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Speaker 6: That's right.
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Speaker 4: If you are in the area, come on down, don't forget.
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Speaker 4: You can also text us on three four eight three.
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Speaker 4: We're also running a donation's head up the front here.
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Speaker 4: It's twenty cents per use of the toilet at the
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Speaker 4: hotels we've been put in. We've currently got a dollar
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Speaker 4: eighty which is nine steamers and some sort of small
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Speaker 4: plastic bag.
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Speaker 6: And I know what that is?
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Speaker 2: Is he really?
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Speaker 3: Yeah?
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Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, your fingers.
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Speaker 2: I put my fingers all over it. Sh yeah, good.
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Speaker 6: Hey fellas, it's Thursday.
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Speaker 9: Now.
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Speaker 4: Whenever we do a live show, we do a live throbber,
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Speaker 4: we get the audience to vote based on them yelling
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Speaker 4: and getting raucous.
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Speaker 7: That's right.
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Speaker 5: And the throbber is where each of us pick a song.
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Speaker 5: It's something to impress the locals, isn't it. So we
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Speaker 5: play you a little clip out, the audience cheers. Then
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Speaker 5: we find a winner, but more importantly, we find a loser.
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Speaker 4: Yes, yes, And I'm the only one that's ever lost
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Speaker 4: a throbber at a live show which has seen me
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Speaker 4: eat testicles. It's seen me do various shots of hot
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Speaker 4: sauce and things like that. Now, I think the reason
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Speaker 4: that I always lose is not my music taste, because
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Speaker 4: it's impeccable. I think the reason I lose is because
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Speaker 4: people think it's funny for me to eat sheep testicles.
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Speaker 2: Right, Okay, they're right.
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Speaker 6: No, it's hilarious. I mean it's great.
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Speaker 2: It's so really take to them. Keep it.
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Speaker 6: I can see why you rave about it.
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Speaker 4: So today I thought the way to make it different
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Speaker 4: is we can't let people know who chose which song? Right, Okay, yes,
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Speaker 4: anonymous robber, sure are you do know? We've tried this
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Speaker 4: before and I'm actually the one that ruined it.
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Speaker 7: Yeah, that's right.
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Speaker 6: I'm always down for it, always.
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Speaker 3: Key Now, well, in aid of the fact that we're
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Speaker 3: going to be at the Wild Food Festival on Saturday.
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Speaker 3: I believe we've got some goodies for the potential losers
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Speaker 3: that are going to be cooked live outside in the
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Speaker 3: barbecue area.
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Speaker 2: Fellas is right.
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Speaker 7: So something is a little bit different this time.
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Speaker 5: Is the winner will have to eat nothing, but the
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Speaker 5: loser will have to eat well, yeah, the loser will
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Speaker 5: eat sheep balls and the person who come second last
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Speaker 5: will have to eat snails.
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Speaker 7: Is that what we're doing?
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Speaker 2: Yes?
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Speaker 4: Right, Yes, so there is no barbecue area at the
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Speaker 4: Richmond Club Jace. There is Matt who works for Hurdaky
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Speaker 4: with a barbecue on the back of the hduky yute.
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Speaker 4: He's got a fresh little batch of sheep testicles. He'll
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Speaker 4: be frying those up. The loser who gets the least
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Speaker 4: audience sort of votes the least raucous response, will eat
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Speaker 4: the testicles. Second to last place or second place we'll
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Speaker 4: eat snails, Yes, and the first person will just.
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Speaker 6: Get to witness well out of curiosity. Which would you
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Speaker 6: rather eat the testicles or the snails?
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Speaker 5: It depends on the size of both. I I'm not
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Speaker 5: really keen on either. I'm not so I'm not super
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Speaker 5: keen on snails.
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Speaker 3: Oh look, I've never eaten balls in my life, so
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Speaker 3: I'm actually don't mind if I lose.
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Speaker 5: No, you know what I'm saying, Well, your creed, you've
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Speaker 5: never you've never bitten down.
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Speaker 1: The Whodarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.
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Speaker 3: Yes, indeed, a bit of David Bowie there on the
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Speaker 3: radio Hoducky Big Show Live from the credit Bart Richmond
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Speaker 3: Club in beautiful christ Church.
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Speaker 2: But right now it's time for What's on the Telly
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Speaker 2: with Mike Minogue.
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Speaker 7: Yeah, my own we don't do that anymore, man, Yeah,
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Speaker 7: I thought they might that. I've been watching dt F
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Speaker 7: Saint Louis.
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Speaker 5: Oh yeah on Neon yeh Jasob Bateman, that fella out
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Speaker 5: of Stranger Things that was married to Lily Allen and
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Speaker 5: now she's told everybody about his.
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Speaker 7: Sexual proclivities and his devian scenes. I can't remember David something,
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Speaker 7: David Harbor. Good show. It starts off.
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Speaker 5: You just think it's about some married dudes that are
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Speaker 5: over their marriages and are looking to get some action
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Speaker 5: on the side.
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Speaker 6: Relatable, relatable exactly.
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Speaker 7: It's sort of like the Hoidy j story. They could
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Speaker 7: have renamed it the.
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Speaker 6: Ho Yeah CBD.
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Speaker 5: But unlike Hody j there's more than meets the eye,
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Speaker 5: and it actually goes quite deep, doesn't it, Jake. It
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Speaker 5: does if one of the Fellows ends up dying or
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Speaker 5: getting killed, and then you're on an adventure to find
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Speaker 5: out who's done it. Four buzzies out of a possible
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Speaker 5: five so far, only.
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Speaker 6: You know how we got it's man?
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Speaker 2: Oh wow, yeah, yeah, funnily enough, Fellows.
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Speaker 3: I was in the hotel room today, you know, contemplating
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Speaker 3: how to get rid of the steamer and the toilet there,
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Speaker 3: and I was just flicking through the TV channels as
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Speaker 3: you do.
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Speaker 4: Sorry you did you think that maybe you'd come across
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Speaker 4: a TV show that would teach you how to do it?
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Speaker 6: Well?
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Speaker 3: No, I was trying to distract myself from the fact
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Speaker 3: that there was a steamer and the toilet right next
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Speaker 3: to my head.
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Speaker 6: Am I right there in the end that you put
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Speaker 6: it in the kettle?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, in the kettle. I was desperate. I was desperate
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Speaker 2: Mogie to do something with it.
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Speaker 3: And I was just looking through the channels and then
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Speaker 3: they had like a like a special movie channels.
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Speaker 2: Stumbled upon a movie Throbin Hood.
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Speaker 7: Edinburgh.
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Speaker 2: Oh look, I can't al really tell you.
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Speaker 3: I mean I only watched the sort of you know
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Speaker 3: how they have a little package of what the film
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Speaker 3: is sort of about.
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Speaker 2: That's all I needed, really, I think.
16:27
Speaker 6: Isn't it the one where the dude robs from the
16:29
Speaker 6: rich and then gives it to the poor.
16:31
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, something like that.
16:33
Speaker 3: Keezy, very very enjoyable. Look, I'll give it five buzzies.
16:40
Speaker 6: How long do you watch it for?
16:41
Speaker 5: Oh?
16:41
Speaker 2: About three minutes?
16:44
Speaker 6: Fellers. Last night on TV and Z I watched Location Location.
16:49
Speaker 2: Location, God, come on, man, what I.
16:54
Speaker 4: Love Location Location Location. I think the two hosts have
16:56
Speaker 4: got great chemistry.
16:58
Speaker 2: Isn't your wife attracted to one of the hosts?
17:01
Speaker 4: No, that's Grand Designs, Grand Design New Zealand, not the
17:03
Speaker 4: UK one, right, Okay, yeah you're not the old bull dude.
17:06
Speaker 4: But yeah, honestly great TV show. If you're in the
17:08
Speaker 4: market looking for a house and you watch that, it
17:10
Speaker 4: gives you really good insight and head into how to
17:12
Speaker 4: negotiate and stuff and what to look forward.
17:14
Speaker 6: To and oh you know they want this boo.
17:19
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think you wife would really enjoy thrub and
17:23
Speaker 3: hood actually easy.
17:25
Speaker 6: You don't know what my wife likes?
17:26
Speaker 2: Well, I'm sure she'd like it. You certainly would.
17:30
Speaker 6: No, I know I have, I've seen it.
17:32
Speaker 4: Honestly, I'll give that episode of Location, Location, Location three
17:35
Speaker 4: and a half busies because they couldn't they couldn't find
17:37
Speaker 4: a house for this one couple. They just weren't sure.
17:41
Speaker 4: The couple weren't sure, but they'd help them sort of
17:44
Speaker 4: figure out what they wanted. So it was a bit
17:46
Speaker 4: of a lit down, you know. It was a bit
17:47
Speaker 4: of a lit down. Not as good as it usually is,
17:49
Speaker 4: but your Location, Location Location. Maybe you've heard of it TV.
17:51
Speaker 6: And z' highly recommend.
17:53
Speaker 2: Yeah, good stuff.
17:53
Speaker 6: No nudity though, Jason, you want enjoy it?
17:56
Speaker 2: I certainly won't.
17:56
Speaker 6: What do we got there?
17:57
Speaker 2: Man?
17:57
Speaker 6: What's coming up with there?
17:59
Speaker 3: It so small I can barely read the bars And
18:01
Speaker 3: a bit of white stripe.
18:03
Speaker 1: Show, Yeah, the Hodarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike
18:07
Speaker 1: Minogue and Kesey.
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Speaker 3: Yes, indeed the white stripes here on the radio Honarchy
18:11
Speaker 3: Big Show, This glorious Thursday afternoon live from the Credit
18:15
Speaker 3: Bar at the Richmond Club and beautiful christ Church City
18:18
Speaker 3: plenty coming up after five o'clock concluding the Throbber.
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Speaker 2: That's right where we you get to decide.
18:24
Speaker 3: The live audience gets to the side who choose on
18:27
Speaker 3: testicles and eats a snail.
18:29
Speaker 6: That's right.
18:30
Speaker 4: Whenever we do a live show, even if it's a
18:31
Speaker 4: Thursday and not a Friday, we do a throbber and
18:33
Speaker 4: the locals vote by making noise and there is punishment
18:36
Speaker 4: today because we're here for the hook. It's like a
18:37
Speaker 4: wild food festival, which is happening this weekend. We've got
18:40
Speaker 4: testes on the barbecue as we speak, and snails first
18:44
Speaker 4: place doesn't have to do anything, second place, snails, third place, testies.
18:47
Speaker 6: That's what we've agreed on.
18:48
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a deal.
18:49
Speaker 4: It's also an anonymous throbber. You won't know who's chosen
18:52
Speaker 4: which song, you have no idea, So that way Keesy
18:54
Speaker 4: doesn't end up eating testes again. Now, that's what's coming
18:56
Speaker 4: up after five The.
18:58
Speaker 1: Whole Aching Big Show Mike and Kesy tune in week
19:02
Speaker 1: days and four on Radio Hodakes live.
19:05
Speaker 2: From the Richmond Club Critic Bar. It's the Holcami Show.
19:12
Speaker 3: Yes, indeed, welcome back your massive backbone SAP your thursdays
19:16
Speaker 3: absolutely going off. We live from the Critic Bar at
19:19
Speaker 3: the Richmond Club and beautiful christ just beautiful day outside Fellas.
19:23
Speaker 2: But now it's time for the throbber.
19:26
Speaker 3: And we've made the decision that the second and third places,
19:29
Speaker 3: and this particular throbber, while the second place has to
19:32
Speaker 3: eat snails, the third has to eat sheep testicles.
19:36
Speaker 2: Is that right?
19:37
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's how it's gonna work.
19:38
Speaker 4: We need punishment, we need jefpity, especially when we're on
19:40
Speaker 4: the road doing a live show. And even though I've
19:44
Speaker 4: lost the last three, I believe and had to do
19:47
Speaker 4: the worst stuff. Yeah, I'm still here and I'm up
19:49
Speaker 4: for it. Yeah. Man, something about being in front of
19:51
Speaker 4: a live crowd that really you know, jeezy app ye,
19:55
Speaker 4: the news says that won't be me today.
19:57
Speaker 5: So how's the things you're going to play out? As
19:59
Speaker 5: the You're just going to play all three?
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Speaker 4: Yes, So what we're going to do is we've got
20:03
Speaker 4: Tony back in the studio there. He is just going
20:05
Speaker 4: to anonymously play three snippets of songs. They have been
20:10
Speaker 4: chosen by one of us, basically, and the key for us, Fellas.
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Speaker 6: Is just to keep it anonymous.
20:15
Speaker 7: Just keep.
20:17
Speaker 2: So, don't get an idea.
20:19
Speaker 4: So don't react to any of them, don't give it away.
20:22
Speaker 4: And then the audience here will vote shortly is the best?
20:27
Speaker 4: So Tony, if you are listening, mate, feel free to
20:29
Speaker 4: play a few snippets of each song.
20:54
Speaker 2: Said who it was?
21:07
Speaker 6: Breteller A.
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Speaker 3: Week at foot the belt shinny two of them?
21:27
Speaker 2: Sha ja damn nice.
21:30
Speaker 4: All right, so you've got hit like a whole song one,
21:32
Speaker 4: you've got Bretellies song number two.
21:34
Speaker 6: You've got Shapey song number three.
21:36
Speaker 4: We'll get the local audience here to just mullet over
21:39
Speaker 4: while you're thinking, we'll go to a tune.
21:43
Speaker 6: They'll be back shortly.
21:44
Speaker 2: Other tistey has been cooked as we speak, peasy.
21:47
Speaker 6: They're on the barbecue shape.
21:48
Speaker 4: They've been sold, they've been seasoned with gunpowdered chili seasoning.
21:54
Speaker 6: Right, Yeah, hell jam.
21:58
Speaker 1: The honaking Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
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Speaker 6: Tune in on radio.
22:07
Speaker 2: It's the Big Shows Friday. Yeah damn it, I forgot too.
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Speaker 3: I think we're we just found out some slightly disturbing news.
22:21
Speaker 3: By the way, founders, it's not sheep testicles. It's cow testicles,
22:25
Speaker 3: which is bull So they're a little bit more substantial
22:28
Speaker 3: than you than you lamb testicles.
22:31
Speaker 2: You know, a kettle bell, a kettle belt. Yes, two
22:34
Speaker 2: of those.
22:34
Speaker 4: Yeah, big bastard, and you're gonna be hanging off the
22:37
Speaker 4: back of one after this.
22:38
Speaker 6: Throbber.
22:38
Speaker 4: Yeah, if you've just joined us, it's Thursday, but we
22:41
Speaker 4: are live in christ Church from Critic Bar at the
22:43
Speaker 4: Regiment Club. We're doing an audience participation Throbber. We each
22:47
Speaker 4: peck a song. It has to impress the locals. They
22:49
Speaker 4: then vote by the amount of noise they make for
22:51
Speaker 4: each song. Today it's one hundred percent anonymous too, because
22:54
Speaker 4: I have lost the last three times we've done this,
22:56
Speaker 4: and I've eaten and drunk all.
22:57
Speaker 6: Sorts of stuff and I want them to stop, so
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Speaker 6: once again. This is how it will work.
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Speaker 4: We will play snippets of all three songs back to
23:04
Speaker 4: back to back. We will then go to the audience.
23:06
Speaker 4: They will make noise based on which song they like
23:08
Speaker 4: the most. The winner won't have to eat anything and
23:11
Speaker 4: we'll listen to their song. Second place we'll have to
23:14
Speaker 4: eat snails. Third place will have to eat bulls testicles.
23:18
Speaker 4: Because it is, of course, in celebration of the Hookeets
23:20
Speaker 4: Like a Wild Food Festival. Tony hit us with the
23:23
Speaker 4: three snippets.
23:24
Speaker 6: Brother hit Like a Whole. Their song number one, Shags
23:53
Speaker 6: Protelli is there, Chelsea Dagger. A couple of good tunes
23:58
Speaker 6: so far there, Feelers.
24:06
Speaker 3: The.
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Speaker 4: Shaper, shape Best Duchy's the unofficial anthem of New Zealand. Alright,
24:16
Speaker 4: so it's time to get the audience voting. Here we go,
24:18
Speaker 4: all right, So who votes for song number one head
24:21
Speaker 4: like a Whole makes a noise? Okay, pretty damn good?
24:26
Speaker 4: Who votes for song number two? The Fretatellies Chelsea Dagger?
24:33
Speaker 4: And who votes for song number three? Shape Shifter duchies.
24:39
Speaker 4: All right, so who do we think?
24:41
Speaker 6: Pugs? Actually you're impartial. Who do you think?
24:43
Speaker 5: So?
24:43
Speaker 6: Song number two one?
24:45
Speaker 4: The no No No, Chelsea Dagger, The frettellies one, Pugs, Yes, yes.
24:54
Speaker 4: Who do you think came second?
24:56
Speaker 6: Was it? Shape Shifter? Shape Schefter was there? Here we go?
25:01
Speaker 6: He's called Parks.
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Speaker 4: I needed to be decisive here, brother, you're on live
25:05
Speaker 4: radio and you're mucking around. The third hit like a
25:09
Speaker 4: whole sick in the shape he's the first is the Fertalites.
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Speaker 6: So just to clarify, Hoidy j is eating bulls testicles
25:24
Speaker 6: and old Mogi is eating snails.
25:26
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure actually that I came and sick there too?
25:30
Speaker 3: Bad?
25:33
Speaker 6: Yes, Unfortunately your opinion doesn't come into it.
25:37
Speaker 5: You think, look, there's no real winners here, James, you
25:40
Speaker 5: and I are having to eat you know, snails and
25:44
Speaker 5: bulls tests and anyone else here has to listen to
25:46
Speaker 5: the brottalities.
25:50
Speaker 4: This is the genie's He turned out the Friday Shrummer
25:53
Speaker 4: on a Thursday.
25:56
Speaker 1: Boy and his Snails on the day Big Show, The
26:00
Speaker 1: Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.
26:03
Speaker 4: And Kesey Brettelli's there on the hud Key Big Show.
26:06
Speaker 4: I'll start this break because Jason Mike an't really yet.
26:09
Speaker 4: We're down at the Richmond Club there. Critic bar if
26:11
Speaker 4: you're in the area, come on, you are joke this
26:14
Speaker 4: reeks if you've just joined us. We've just had the
26:17
Speaker 4: Friday Throbert Anonymous version. So it was based purely on
26:21
Speaker 4: musical choice. I won there with Brettelli's Chelsea Dagger as
26:25
Speaker 4: a result, because it is the hooks like a world
26:27
Speaker 4: flame God.
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Speaker 6: The last place person has to eat bulls testicle. Hoidy
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Speaker 6: J has last. How big is that, Hoidy J? How
26:36
Speaker 6: big is that testicle? Now?
26:38
Speaker 7: I tell you what, Hoidy J. You've got a choice
26:41
Speaker 7: because what.
26:41
Speaker 6: We've got here, what we've got here?
26:45
Speaker 2: You've got that is so disgusting.
26:47
Speaker 5: Now I'm prepared to give you the option in the
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Speaker 5: hoidy j and see how you feel about it.
26:51
Speaker 7: Keezy.
26:51
Speaker 5: Now you can either chew on that and swallow it,
26:54
Speaker 5: or just put this one in your mouth and suck
26:56
Speaker 5: on it.
26:57
Speaker 6: Ford, No, no, no, no, I've heard that one before.
27:00
Speaker 4: I think you just have to eat a piece of
27:03
Speaker 4: the testicle there. It's what I had to do last year.
27:05
Speaker 4: For those listening, it is the size what size is that,
27:08
Speaker 4: hoodie Ja, how'd you describe it?
27:09
Speaker 6: Um?
27:10
Speaker 7: It's the size of a human testicle.
27:12
Speaker 6: Yeah, and it's on the end of a stick there.
27:14
Speaker 6: It's been seasoned.
27:15
Speaker 7: At the same time, I'm going to be ripping into
27:17
Speaker 7: this delicious snail.
27:18
Speaker 4: Before you eat that, though, Fellers. Yeah, so Bogey's got
27:21
Speaker 4: some snails. They've been raised on carrots. I've actually got
27:24
Speaker 4: to fall run down here. We'll do them one at
27:25
Speaker 4: a time though, before you eat that, Jay, So just
27:27
Speaker 4: give me a quick speel as to where the Mountain
27:30
Speaker 4: oisters have come from come from. Normally these are barbecued
27:34
Speaker 4: and very salty, okay, but they have seasoned them with
27:37
Speaker 4: gunpowdered chili seasoning.
27:39
Speaker 2: Oh good.
27:40
Speaker 6: So before you edit, just imagine these.
27:42
Speaker 4: Bastards swinging between the legs of a bull for the
27:44
Speaker 4: last few years there up in the open past.
27:46
Speaker 3: I'm not very happy keasy about the big massive vein
27:50
Speaker 3: running down the middle of it, to be honest.
27:52
Speaker 2: Yeah that's kind of grass.
27:54
Speaker 4: Yeah it is pretty full on. But Hoidy J's got
27:56
Speaker 4: a piece of testicle.
27:57
Speaker 6: Then I'm going to do mine at the same time.
27:59
Speaker 6: I'm bugging if I'm waiting for him.
28:00
Speaker 4: All right, So you've got snails that have been fed
28:02
Speaker 4: carrots for a couple of weeks. They didn't have orange poos,
28:06
Speaker 4: but then they don't feed them carrots for the last week,
28:08
Speaker 4: so that the orange pools are gone.
28:10
Speaker 7: So I'm looking forward to this.
28:11
Speaker 4: It's gonna countdown from five and then Hoidy J and
28:14
Speaker 4: mog you will eat a mountain oyster and some snails
28:17
Speaker 4: are right, five, four, three, two, one, go get it down.
28:24
Speaker 2: Your Hoidy Jay.
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Speaker 6: Oh it's on the microphone. Up, swallow it.
28:31
Speaker 7: Jason's loving it. Jace.
28:33
Speaker 5: You don't mean to swish it around your mouth like that, man.
28:35
Speaker 5: You meant to just chill it and Swallow it. Brother,
28:37
Speaker 5: you're not meant to enjoy.
28:38
Speaker 7: It that much.
28:39
Speaker 6: Swallow it. I need to see your mouth mate afterwards.
28:43
Speaker 5: He loving it, He is absolutely loving it. Tell you
28:46
Speaker 5: what the snails are good eating? You could do it, man,
28:49
Speaker 5: eat it.
28:50
Speaker 2: It's a lot.
28:51
Speaker 5: It's a lot to wrap your mouth around. Jace, Heidi
28:55
Speaker 5: j hoiy j hiy j j J.
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Speaker 2: Swallowing.
29:08
Speaker 4: For those listening, he's taking his head set off. He's
29:11
Speaker 4: been chewing for about a minute.
29:12
Speaker 7: Easy to get through if you just pop down on
29:14
Speaker 7: your kneesier, Jace.
29:17
Speaker 6: Come on, Jase, you've got to swallow a He's done it.
29:20
Speaker 6: Has he done it? No, he hasn't. He's still chewing.
29:24
Speaker 6: He is still chewing.
29:27
Speaker 2: Tell you.
29:29
Speaker 7: That he's caught on the vein.
29:33
Speaker 4: Honestly, he's still For those listening, I'm so sorry, haughty
29:35
Speaker 4: J is still chewing on the bulls testicle, still chewing,
29:38
Speaker 4: still chewing. It'll be so much easier if you didn't
29:41
Speaker 4: have how many out of five ja, he doesn't have
29:44
Speaker 4: a microphone on, So he's done it.
29:51
Speaker 6: He's done it once again.
29:52
Speaker 4: For those listening, if you've just joined us, Haughty J
29:55
Speaker 4: having christ Jerse, he's just eating the Mountain Oyster after
29:58
Speaker 4: losing Robert.
29:58
Speaker 5: I'm just looking at the face a woman out here
30:00
Speaker 5: in the in the crowd, and what little respects she
30:03
Speaker 5: had for you, She's lost all.
30:05
Speaker 2: Of it I had for myself. I've lost all of
30:08
Speaker 2: it too, Marky, Hey, tell you what. That was good?
30:11
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. And so that is so disgusting.
30:20
Speaker 6: It's not Morris.
30:22
Speaker 3: There's people where that came from and kind of tastes
30:25
Speaker 3: like sort of liver right, but with a sort of
30:28
Speaker 3: testicular kind of aftertaste.
30:31
Speaker 2: Sure, come on, well you know that, Keysy, Come.
30:35
Speaker 6: On, man, come on, fellos, how was your snail man?
30:37
Speaker 7: It was good as gold? Yeah, I loved it. I'll
30:39
Speaker 7: go back for more. Actually that was that was Actually
30:43
Speaker 7: you should actually have one of those, really good have
30:45
Speaker 7: a snail man compared to I mean, have some ball
30:48
Speaker 7: test it help wash the bulls down. Jason's good. Another
30:54
Speaker 7: wrong with that?
30:55
Speaker 6: Mate? You can just speak into the mic.
30:57
Speaker 2: I mean, why didn't you have a little chew on that, Keysy?
31:00
Speaker 4: Or good man for the listeners, howdy j is holding
31:02
Speaker 4: up the biggest testicle you've ever seen?
31:04
Speaker 6: Oh god, well that was good fun fellas.
31:07
Speaker 4: Yeah, another Thursday, Throbber, Yeah, a testical how good?
31:12
Speaker 6: It's the offspring on the Big Show, The.
31:15
Speaker 1: Darky Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kezy tune in
31:19
Speaker 1: on radio live.
31:21
Speaker 3: From the Critic Bar at the Richmond Club here in
31:24
Speaker 3: beautiful christ Church.
31:26
Speaker 6: You're good man, No, I'm.
31:27
Speaker 3: Not all good, Keezy. I've got a bit of a
31:28
Speaker 3: channing stomach at the moment. I've got little bits of
31:31
Speaker 3: bull testicle floating around the mouth.
31:33
Speaker 2: So no, I'm not great.
31:34
Speaker 5: There's a there's like, there's a melancholy that settled over
31:40
Speaker 5: the Critic Bar here.
31:41
Speaker 2: There is.
31:42
Speaker 7: Everybody feels a little bit worse for what they've witnessed.
31:44
Speaker 6: I think, yeah, it was pretty feral.
31:47
Speaker 4: So if you've just joined us, howdy. J lost the Throbber.
31:49
Speaker 4: He chose an absolute shocker as per usual, even like.
31:52
Speaker 2: A hole and not a shocker. Right, it's a great tune.
31:56
Speaker 4: It is a great tune. And as a result, Jason,
31:59
Speaker 4: you had to eat bulls testicle. Yes, MOGGI came second
32:03
Speaker 4: in eight snail, but you just walfed it down.
32:07
Speaker 6: Yeah, no issues there.
32:08
Speaker 3: What I was always told by my grandparents that you
32:10
Speaker 3: had to chew your food thirty two times that was.
32:13
Speaker 6: Thirty two times.
32:14
Speaker 2: It was stuck in my head.
32:16
Speaker 3: And I also have to add it was very sinewy,
32:19
Speaker 3: So there was bits of sinew in there and a
32:21
Speaker 3: kind of what I can only describe as a milky
32:24
Speaker 3: pussiness to the overall texture of it, with a sort
32:28
Speaker 3: of fragrance, you know, a fragrance of a ball in
32:32
Speaker 3: a paddock, you know what I mean.
32:34
Speaker 2: So she was a hell of a combination. But I
32:38
Speaker 2: did it.
32:38
Speaker 6: Would you do it again?
32:39
Speaker 3: No?
32:40
Speaker 4: Because the interesting thing is right, Like, you'll eat a steak,
32:43
Speaker 4: no worries, you know, eat some brisket other parts of
32:46
Speaker 4: the you know.
32:46
Speaker 3: But love a liver, love a love a kidney, Yeah,
32:50
Speaker 3: you know, lover what do they call chicken livers?
32:53
Speaker 4: Yeah, all that sort of stuff, Yeah, chicken livers traditionally
32:55
Speaker 4: in a chicken, not a cow.
32:57
Speaker 6: But yeah, but like when it comes to the knackers,
33:00
Speaker 6: it's just one step too.
33:01
Speaker 7: Far for you.
33:01
Speaker 3: I'm actually looking forward to the Wild Food Festival. I mean,
33:04
Speaker 3: I've heard you guys bang on about who who grabs
33:07
Speaker 3: and how foul they are with my cousin and I
33:10
Speaker 3: back on the farm and New Plymouth used to crack
33:12
Speaker 3: those bastards open all the time.
33:14
Speaker 2: Now are we used to spread them on our toast?
33:16
Speaker 6: Wow?
33:18
Speaker 2: Yeah? Who who grabs?
33:19
Speaker 6: Right? So you'd be down to eat some more?
33:20
Speaker 2: Well, I mean if I can eat bull testicle, I
33:22
Speaker 2: can eat anything. I reckon.
33:24
Speaker 6: Seriously, how close were you to.
33:25
Speaker 2: Throwing very close Kezy?
33:28
Speaker 5: I went outside with Jose afterwards here and he was
33:30
Speaker 5: hiking up hots al over into a drain.
33:33
Speaker 2: Yeah.
33:33
Speaker 7: Wow, that was how much he enjoyed it.
33:35
Speaker 2: Yeah.
33:38
Speaker 6: Can I also just say how thrilled I am to
33:40
Speaker 6: not have lost?
33:41
Speaker 3: Yeah?
33:41
Speaker 6: I am so happy. What do you feel?
33:43
Speaker 4: That's not a normal feeling for you because people think
33:46
Speaker 4: it's funny to make Kezy eat testicles and stuff.
33:48
Speaker 5: But Jason and I were having a chat outside actually,
33:51
Speaker 5: and we're thinking moving forward that the anonymous way of
33:53
Speaker 5: doing it is not the go Yes, okay, isn't it.
33:56
Speaker 4: I think there's something there, there's something of merits, certainly
33:59
Speaker 4: with a live show, and I'm not gonna lie.
34:01
Speaker 6: I was sitting at home with my wife last night,
34:04
Speaker 6: my wife.
34:07
Speaker 4: And I was workshopping ideas with her, and I told
34:10
Speaker 4: because at the time, just a little peek behind the curtain,
34:12
Speaker 4: the original punishment was going to be drinking a shot
34:14
Speaker 4: of bull Seamen, and I said to my wife, I
34:17
Speaker 4: was like, I cannot do that.
34:19
Speaker 2: I'd happily do that, yeah, but you're used to it,
34:22
Speaker 2: Whereas I was.
34:23
Speaker 6: Like, I was like, what do I play?
34:25
Speaker 4: And I workshopped a few songs with her and she said,
34:27
Speaker 4: do not play that song. Do not play that's that's no,
34:30
Speaker 4: it's not that's not the right place, it's not the
34:31
Speaker 4: right time. And then I played the Fortellies and she
34:33
Speaker 4: was like, yeah, I think that's the one.
34:36
Speaker 2: So it was actually your wife that won the trouble.
34:40
Speaker 2: What do you feel about that.
34:46
Speaker 7: One?
34:49
Speaker 2: Having lent that knowledge? Mate?
34:51
Speaker 4: Well, to be honest, I would except for Jasper, who's
34:54
Speaker 4: the sick individual who's here tonight. He actually grabbed the
34:57
Speaker 4: whole testicle and ate most of it, yes, and cleaned
34:59
Speaker 4: up the play so there's none left for me.
35:01
Speaker 6: It's a shame. But do I get an asterisk because
35:03
Speaker 6: my wife actually won the three?
35:04
Speaker 2: Well, of course you do.
35:05
Speaker 6: Okay, how are you coming up next? I've got no idea.
35:09
Speaker 1: Actually The Darchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
35:14
Speaker 1: and Kisy.
35:15
Speaker 3: Indeed Nirvana there on the Radio hod Archy Big Show
35:18
Speaker 3: this Thursday afternoon line from the Critic Bar at Richmond
35:23
Speaker 3: Club in beautiful christ Yurch City.
35:25
Speaker 6: That's right, Jay, So we are down here.
35:26
Speaker 4: It's the official warm up party for the Wild Foods Festival,
35:29
Speaker 4: which is happening in hook A Ticket this very weekend.
35:31
Speaker 6: Tomorrow. We were rudding the Trans Alpine train across to Graymouth.
35:36
Speaker 3: There we asked a kesy, because I know that you're
35:39
Speaker 3: getting you're very excited about getting stuck into the caboose.
35:44
Speaker 6: Well, yeah, it's not. You know, I've never been in
35:45
Speaker 6: the caboose before. You know, I've tried. Yeah, but for
35:49
Speaker 6: to have official permission to go in the kaboose tomorrow
35:51
Speaker 6: on the train, yes, very exciting.
35:53
Speaker 4: I've heard good things, yes, and of course you know
35:56
Speaker 4: the official warmut party brought to you by our friends
35:59
Speaker 4: at Montes. So if you are in Christy Richmond Club,
36:01
Speaker 4: Critic Bar, come on down, fellers. Also, just another piece
36:04
Speaker 4: of housekeeping. The hotels we've been put up in because
36:07
Speaker 4: Hodaki hates us have coin operated toilets.
36:09
Speaker 6: Yes, in every single room. It costs twenty cents to
36:12
Speaker 6: flush the toilet.
36:13
Speaker 4: Just that you know that the we've had a hat
36:15
Speaker 4: out here on the on the table and people have
36:17
Speaker 4: been making donations. Twenty three twenty cent coins have been donated.
36:21
Speaker 4: How good twenty three steamers you know, with the six
36:24
Speaker 4: of us here from Auckland average that out, that's what
36:27
Speaker 4: like four steamers each or something?
36:29
Speaker 6: Yeah, so very much appreciated. Feelers.
36:32
Speaker 4: Speaking of money, just sort of wondering, how do you
36:36
Speaker 4: fail as approach a situation where your friends, and usually
36:39
Speaker 4: it is your mates, they owe your money, right, okay, Like,
36:43
Speaker 4: what do you do in a situation where you're free,
36:44
Speaker 4: it's not ten bucks, you know, it's more than ten bucks,
36:47
Speaker 4: and they haven't paid, and you've asked them and they
36:49
Speaker 4: still haven't paid.
36:50
Speaker 6: What do you guys usually do in that scenario? Because
36:52
Speaker 6: I'm facing are they good?
36:54
Speaker 7: Are they good mates?
36:55
Speaker 6: Um? Yeah?
36:57
Speaker 2: They are all?
36:58
Speaker 6: Yeah? Yeah, i'd say so.
36:59
Speaker 4: I mean I've know that for about five years now,
37:01
Speaker 4: you know, so i'd say you we're pretty good mates.
37:03
Speaker 7: Yeah I did, man?
37:05
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean how much are we talking here? Keezy?
37:07
Speaker 6: Well it's fifty bucks each?
37:08
Speaker 3: Yeah right, okay, there's two of them, and that's a scenario.
37:12
Speaker 3: I'm with MOGGI there. I mean, I wouldn't worry too
37:14
Speaker 3: much about it.
37:16
Speaker 6: I'm not worried. It's more the principle of well, you know.
37:18
Speaker 3: What I mean, principle it's not worth getting sort of
37:21
Speaker 3: stressed out about you know what I mean, what price
37:24
Speaker 3: your own good mental health and sanity.
37:27
Speaker 2: Just let it go. I mean, fifty bucks for here,
37:30
Speaker 2: fifty bucks there? What does it matter? You know what
37:32
Speaker 2: comes out in the wash?
37:33
Speaker 6: It does come out of the wash making wh I
37:35
Speaker 6: don't know if it does.
37:36
Speaker 3: Because and you've got your game of two Halves money,
37:38
Speaker 3: you know, going on in your season one Ditch Money
37:41
Speaker 3: and your Season one Ditch Money.
37:42
Speaker 6: It's two very niche.
37:43
Speaker 4: TV shows that I haven't been on recently, Fellas, the
37:47
Speaker 4: money's starting to dry, and the thing is for me, jays,
37:50
Speaker 4: fifty bucks has a lot of money.
37:51
Speaker 6: I know that's nothing to you. Yeah, that is pess
37:54
Speaker 6: all to you because you're totally You're on Dog Squad.
37:56
Speaker 2: Money, Yeah totally.
37:57
Speaker 6: If you haven't seen Dog Squad, it's a great show
37:59
Speaker 6: onan Zi. But I can't.
38:02
Speaker 4: I want to have asked them for money. They haven't
38:04
Speaker 4: paid me back. I just like in fifty but I
38:07
Speaker 4: need the money right. Times are tough, fellas well.
38:09
Speaker 2: You've got a kid on the way, and I don't
38:11
Speaker 2: have a kid on the way, stop saying that.
38:13
Speaker 3: I can understand that, you know, I mean you want
38:16
Speaker 3: to feel financially secured, you.
38:19
Speaker 2: Do, but don't know.
38:21
Speaker 7: The thing is when you have a kid, Keysy, and
38:23
Speaker 7: you'll find this out when it happens.
38:26
Speaker 6: No, no, no, we're winning happens, You're going to need your.
38:29
Speaker 5: Friends around you to support you, to help you look
38:32
Speaker 5: after the kid, to take the kid off your hands,
38:35
Speaker 5: all those sorts of things. If you start losing friends
38:37
Speaker 5: because you're trying to get fifty bucks off them, totally,
38:40
Speaker 5: I mean you're sort of you're cutting off your massive
38:42
Speaker 5: honker despite your face.
38:44
Speaker 2: Yeah, totally right.
38:45
Speaker 3: Can you imagine your wife, you know, she's got little
38:48
Speaker 3: Keysy on her knee there.
38:50
Speaker 6: I'm not naming the kid, keys and I'm also not
38:53
Speaker 6: having a kid.
38:53
Speaker 3: And she's, you know, bob a little Keysy there and
38:56
Speaker 3: he's finding it hard to keep his balance.
39:00
Speaker 6: Do not bully my unborn child, please who also know?
39:04
Speaker 3: And tears are pouring out of her face. Yeah, because
39:07
Speaker 3: she wants to go out and have a nice.
39:09
Speaker 2: Night with her husband, but none of her friends.
39:11
Speaker 3: Will baby set the kid because you know, Keysy banged
39:15
Speaker 3: on about being owned fifty bucks a year or so
39:19
Speaker 3: previously you know what I'm saying.
39:20
Speaker 6: Right, Okay, so you're saying just just let it slide.
39:23
Speaker 2: Totally let it slide, man.
39:25
Speaker 4: Right, So you guys aren't paying me back my fifty bucks,
39:27
Speaker 4: then you got no chance. Oh okay, that's bullshit. It
39:30
Speaker 4: was for Pugs's birthday prison.
39:32
Speaker 2: Man, hey.
39:33
Speaker 7: And it was a great prison too, Yeah, can you Pugs?
39:35
Speaker 10: You're welcome, brother, No, You're welcome from me and Little
39:39
Speaker 10: Keysy who doesn't exist for Darchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt,
39:45
Speaker 10: Mike Minogue and Kesey going to the.
39:47
Speaker 3: Stone Age there on the Radio Honarchy Big Show Live
39:51
Speaker 3: from the Critic Barrett, the Richmond Club and Christitch and
39:53
Speaker 3: association with Monteze as a sort of pre party to
39:57
Speaker 3: the Wild Food Festival.
39:58
Speaker 2: Fellows, that's right.
39:59
Speaker 4: We're hitting over Graymouth tomorrow on the Trans Alpine, which
40:02
Speaker 4: is a train six hour train journey. Feels beautiful, one
40:06
Speaker 4: of the most beautiful train journeys in the world.
40:08
Speaker 6: Am I missing something? He was absolutely beautiful.
40:10
Speaker 7: Now.
40:10
Speaker 5: I just looked over at the old mate Hoodyiz brought
40:12
Speaker 5: over there and he is he is struggling out the
40:15
Speaker 5: back of Chompion on ball testicles. Yeah, he's sitting there
40:20
Speaker 5: giving himself a message, just rubbing down his legs. Jays,
40:23
Speaker 5: Can I be honest, man, your eyes are starting to water,
40:26
Speaker 5: and I'm not entirely sure that you are not going
40:28
Speaker 5: to puke.
40:28
Speaker 2: Yeah.
40:29
Speaker 3: Look, I'm doing everything I can at the moment not
40:31
Speaker 3: to pike that magie. It's it's just sort of floating
40:34
Speaker 3: in my gut as we speak. I mean, what do
40:37
Speaker 3: you wash bull testicle down with?
40:41
Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
40:42
Speaker 3: And then Punk San comes up to me and he's like,
40:44
Speaker 3: or do you want something to do? You want some
40:46
Speaker 3: chips or something?
40:46
Speaker 2: And it's like, Punks, I just had a ball testival
40:48
Speaker 2: for God's sake.
40:49
Speaker 6: He's full, as full as the bull.
40:52
Speaker 2: It's possible.
40:54
Speaker 4: And when you say you're doing everything you cannot to vomit,
40:56
Speaker 4: all you've done is eat Nick Career and drink coffees.
40:59
Speaker 2: Yeah, well you know you needs mask. Needs mask.
41:03
Speaker 7: If you see sneaking off of the toilet, make sure
41:06
Speaker 7: you follow him in with your video cameras.
41:09
Speaker 2: Yeah, great stuff.
41:09
Speaker 6: Yeah, film Hody Jay and the Toilet's good stuff.
41:11
Speaker 3: Hate you now listen coming up after six o'clock. A Mess,
41:18
Speaker 3: A massive crowd favorite what's on the dinner with me?
41:22
Speaker 6: Kezy, it's actually what's for tea with me? Dinner with me?
41:28
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, that is coming up after six o'clock. So
41:31
Speaker 4: if you are having dinner tonight, why not tix through
41:35
Speaker 4: on three four eight three and tell us what you're
41:36
Speaker 4: having Every text in the drawer for fifty dollars cash
41:39
Speaker 4: cash cash, thanks to toledos three four eight three.
41:41
Speaker 7: What is for dinner?
41:43
Speaker 6: Also foils a few shout outs here, Yes, great? If
41:46
Speaker 6: I may first shout out to Ben and Grace who
41:50
Speaker 6: are in the crowd.
41:50
Speaker 4: Just got engaged. Ah, Ben and Grace from the crowd, congratulations. Yeah,
41:57
Speaker 4: good on you guys. You got yourself one of their
42:00
Speaker 4: Grace he's got the Hoidy j T shirt on and
42:02
Speaker 4: the City of the Ship hat.
42:04
Speaker 2: Good on your mat.
42:05
Speaker 4: It's not too late to back out. Also, Neil, Happy
42:09
Speaker 4: fortieth birthday to Neil.
42:10
Speaker 2: Where's Neil your bat b He's.
42:13
Speaker 6: He's a big fan Old Neil. He's a big fan
42:15
Speaker 6: of aston Villa as well.
42:16
Speaker 2: So yeah, good ship.
42:17
Speaker 4: Shout out your bat bun. And also we had a
42:20
Speaker 4: request for a song nearly. I tried to get it done.
42:22
Speaker 4: The boss said no. But a nice bloke at the
42:25
Speaker 4: corner here is celebrating his winning anniversary with Julie Stooley.
42:29
Speaker 6: Ah, congratulations, Am I wrong.
42:32
Speaker 7: That it's the fortieth?
42:34
Speaker 6: Is it the fortieth?
42:34
Speaker 7: I think it's a fortieth winning anniversary year.
42:37
Speaker 6: And he's in the pub watching the Big Show. What
42:38
Speaker 6: a way to celebrate.
42:40
Speaker 4: And by the way, yeah, if you have any shout
42:42
Speaker 4: outs three four eight three, But most importantly, what are
42:44
Speaker 4: you having for dinner?
42:45
Speaker 6: Three four eight three? Give us a text. You can
42:47
Speaker 6: win yourself fifty dollars The.
42:50
Speaker 1: Hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune
42:53
Speaker 1: in week days at four on Radio Holdarchy Live from
42:57
Speaker 1: the Richmond Club.
42:59
Speaker 2: Critic it's a.
43:04
Speaker 3: Sure bloody is and it's great to have your company
43:06
Speaker 3: this Thursday afternoon and beautiful sunny christ Church. You know
43:10
Speaker 3: a lot of people give christ Church a bit of
43:12
Speaker 3: jet fellas. You know, they make comments like shiit hole,
43:17
Speaker 3: yes that before, But I christ Church. If I had
43:22
Speaker 3: the chance to live down here, I'd be down here.
43:25
Speaker 2: In a jiffy.
43:26
Speaker 4: Well it's pretty easy to organize, right, Okay, Yeah, we
43:29
Speaker 4: could get you down here pretty quick.
43:30
Speaker 6: I mean we all know I want to move.
43:32
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know that you want to do that, Keezy,
43:34
Speaker 2: But I want to know, stomp on your ground.
43:37
Speaker 6: I don't need a whole city, do well.
43:39
Speaker 3: You know, with the amount of kids are going to
43:41
Speaker 3: be having it, so you know you probably do need
43:42
Speaker 3: a bit of space.
43:45
Speaker 6: Serious, ok, fellas not seriously. We have a lot of
43:47
Speaker 6: fun here on the show, right, Yes, we have a
43:49
Speaker 6: great time.
43:50
Speaker 7: You have a lot of fun at home. To make babies,
43:54
Speaker 7: we just.
43:54
Speaker 4: We just needed this whole Keysy is having a kid thing.
43:57
Speaker 4: We just need a nipping in the bud if that's
43:59
Speaker 4: all good? And I don't I never asked that often.
44:01
Speaker 7: Does your wife know that you're not interested in having kids?
44:03
Speaker 2: Keys?
44:04
Speaker 6: No, I'm interested in having kids. It's just I don't
44:06
Speaker 6: see you that.
44:07
Speaker 3: You know, Well, maybe if you didn't want to have kids,
44:09
Speaker 3: you should have nipped it in the butt a little
44:10
Speaker 3: bit earlier. Keys You know what I'm saying, because I no,
44:15
Speaker 3: I'm not going to go there. No, No, I know, No,
44:18
Speaker 3: I'm not going to go there.
44:19
Speaker 2: Yeah okay, but I'm really excited about it. So is
44:22
Speaker 2: my wife.
44:22
Speaker 3: You know, she's very excited about seeing a little Keysy
44:26
Speaker 3: popping about the place.
44:28
Speaker 6: Should we should we run like? Oh, watch a Kezy
44:31
Speaker 6: name as kid. Yeah, that's a great idea really, three
44:34
Speaker 6: four eight three.
44:35
Speaker 2: My wife will love that, Yeah, I'm sure she will.
44:37
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, three four eight three. What should I actually know?
44:39
Speaker 6: We're doing a different segment? Three four eight three? What
44:42
Speaker 6: are you having for dinner tonight? That's see, that's the
44:45
Speaker 6: kind of content we should be doing. Yeah, yeah, sure,
44:48
Speaker 6: what's for dinner? Three four eight three?
44:51
Speaker 4: Text us, you're instantly the drawer for a fifty dollars
44:54
Speaker 4: cash injection. Thanks, So I mates at Toledo's. So do
44:58
Speaker 4: get stuck and we'll be doing that next, fellas, what's
45:00
Speaker 4: coming up next?
45:01
Speaker 2: Jayce? I can't see.
45:04
Speaker 1: The Hodarchy Big Show? Was Jason, Mike and Keyzy tune.
45:07
Speaker 3: In on radio host Pumpkins Here on the radio Hodarky
45:12
Speaker 3: Big Show, This glorious Thursday afternoon.
45:15
Speaker 2: But right now it's time four.
45:17
Speaker 6: Oh you hey, guys, text here from Steve, what's on
45:21
Speaker 6: the tea with me? Dinner with me? Keys?
45:24
Speaker 7: That's good?
45:26
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just the miss name of it for a
45:29
Speaker 4: segment formally, what's on the dinner? Wait, what's for tea
45:32
Speaker 4: with me?
45:32
Speaker 6: Keysy? Yes, yes, I can't even remember anymore.
45:35
Speaker 4: Basically, how it works is you texted on three four
45:37
Speaker 4: eight three you tell us what you're having for dinner
45:39
Speaker 4: and you got the draw for a fifty dollars cash
45:41
Speaker 4: injection thanks to Toledos, which is bloody exciting.
45:43
Speaker 6: Now the issue we've gone.
45:44
Speaker 4: Here fellas as people have started instead of texting and
45:48
Speaker 4: what they're having for dinner, texting through the names of
45:51
Speaker 4: what my first child little keasy? So do we want
45:54
Speaker 4: to do what's for dinner? Or do we want to
45:55
Speaker 4: do what keysy is firstborn should be?
45:58
Speaker 2: Yeah? I did a combo. Think they're keysy?
46:01
Speaker 6: Okay, alright, this is good, Um, get their feelers. Carry
46:06
Speaker 6: here packer, Kerry Packer. Who's that?
46:12
Speaker 7: He's the head of News Corp Australia.
46:15
Speaker 6: Pretty niche. It's Kerry Packers.
46:18
Speaker 7: He started, he's starting, he started to Kerry Pecker.
46:26
Speaker 2: Yes, the one day game and the colored clothing right, okay?
46:30
Speaker 6: Yeah, the carry packer here for tea to night.
46:34
Speaker 4: Classic cheese toast is in our house, absolute backbone of
46:38
Speaker 4: the weekly meal planning.
46:39
Speaker 3: Yeah nice yet that's yeah, that's a I like to
46:42
Speaker 3: run a cheese toasty with the stick mag and the
46:45
Speaker 3: tomato soup.
46:46
Speaker 2: That's tomato soup.
46:49
Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying, yeah, we're gonna pivot over
46:51
Speaker 4: to names for Keyesyes, firstborn, Keesy should name the baby
46:55
Speaker 4: either Patrick or Patricia.
46:56
Speaker 6: That way he can introduce them by saying meat patty.
47:02
Speaker 6: It's not that funny.
47:04
Speaker 7: I don't even need to do anymore. We've gotta win it.
47:07
Speaker 6: I call my baby patty, meat patty. Meet Patty, meet petty,
47:13
Speaker 6: because meat patties.
47:14
Speaker 2: You don't meat patty.
47:16
Speaker 6: No, the name of the kid doesn't meet patty. It's
47:18
Speaker 6: like littay to be honest with your keysy.
47:20
Speaker 2: Actually, that is a consideration.
47:24
Speaker 3: In the sense of, you know, you you have to
47:27
Speaker 3: consider the fact that your kid's gonna have really formidable naps.
47:32
Speaker 6: Yeah, no, Jason, it's something that my wife and I
47:34
Speaker 6: have spoken about.
47:36
Speaker 7: Had a fifty to fifty chances of handing it down
47:38
Speaker 7: to the next generation.
47:39
Speaker 4: Well, it's actually worse than that. There's actually a temper
47:41
Speaker 4: chance that one's really massive and one.
47:42
Speaker 2: Isn't right, okay, yeah, geez rat And.
47:46
Speaker 4: If they get sunburned, burn meat patties. Yeah, anyway, get there.
47:51
Speaker 4: Fellers John here, Wayne Key, good a Fellows John Key here,
47:59
Speaker 4: slow cooked lamb nick chops with vegetables and noodles.
48:03
Speaker 2: Oh that sounds fangastic.
48:04
Speaker 7: You're having a shocking John.
48:06
Speaker 2: I'd rather eat bulls testicles and.
48:08
Speaker 6: You did earlier in the show Lamb nick chopsies and
48:13
Speaker 6: it's a very weird con Yeah. I think I think
48:16
Speaker 6: John's passed up.
48:17
Speaker 2: Yeah, totally. Man smashed a few besies.
48:19
Speaker 4: Make get a Feller's little baby Keezy should be called
48:24
Speaker 4: keysy Mckeesye, that's not funny.
48:27
Speaker 6: That's just it's not that funny. Key McKey keys all
48:31
Speaker 6: about this one now, this.
48:32
Speaker 4: Is from rob Keyes. Should have three kids named ham,
48:35
Speaker 4: cheese and pineapple. I seriously, I only Hawaiian pizza like
48:42
Speaker 4: once in a Blue Moon.
48:44
Speaker 6: I'm not naming my three children. That's not all right.
48:48
Speaker 6: Let's go back to dinner texts.
48:49
Speaker 7: Yeah, okay, you're doing really well here. I'm handling all
48:52
Speaker 7: these texts. Great job, man, you get on you there, feelers,
48:56
Speaker 7: A little little panty's going to be very proud, Yeah,
48:58
Speaker 7: very very proud.
49:00
Speaker 6: Get a fellas Andre here, Oh, Andre three thousand Andre.
49:05
Speaker 2: What's the cricketer's name, Andre Egacy?
49:09
Speaker 4: Yeah?
49:09
Speaker 2: When he was a tennis player, obviously, Yeah, he was
49:11
Speaker 2: a tennis.
49:14
Speaker 6: Lamb coughters with flat bread mint yoga and Greek salad.
49:17
Speaker 2: Oh quite like that?
49:19
Speaker 7: Well done.
49:20
Speaker 4: It sounds nice. A little bit of Mediterranean there. I'm
49:24
Speaker 4: just looking up for another name here. Feelers. It's hard
49:26
Speaker 4: to sort of juggle them around. Yeah, especially when you no,
49:30
Speaker 4: no carry on, I've had three beers.
49:34
Speaker 6: Good a fellas Keysy's kid could be named.
49:37
Speaker 7: Spear spear Key. That's true, that's good stuff.
49:42
Speaker 6: Okay, that received it. Come on, guys, crowd absolutely loved that.
49:47
Speaker 5: The great thing about the intelligence of this crowd is
49:50
Speaker 5: they said the text came through his spear, but it
49:52
Speaker 5: took me to say put the two together before they
49:54
Speaker 5: got the keys.
49:54
Speaker 7: Really good.
49:55
Speaker 4: Yeah, what about this one here from Sam? You could
49:57
Speaker 4: call your kid bird ship Tony.
50:02
Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keisey.
50:07
Speaker 3: Yes, indeed an excess there on the Radio Hodarchy Big
50:10
Speaker 3: Show this Thursday evening live from the Critic Bar at
50:15
Speaker 3: What's Up Richmond Club in beautiful christ Jetch fellows.
50:18
Speaker 6: Who could forget it?
50:19
Speaker 4: Jason's so lovely down here, And of course it's the
50:21
Speaker 4: official warm up for the hookitic A Wild Foods Festival.
50:24
Speaker 6: Tomorrow, put on by our friends at monteeth.
50:26
Speaker 2: Yeah, how good? How good?
50:27
Speaker 6: Did I say? Tomorrow? Saturday Fellows?
50:31
Speaker 5: On Sunday night, I popped out of their house and
50:33
Speaker 5: went down to the local dairy there to get some
50:35
Speaker 5: chocolate to watch a movie, you know, sometimes I like
50:37
Speaker 5: to treat myself. And down at the sort of the
50:40
Speaker 5: local shops there, it was. It's pretty deserted. There was
50:43
Speaker 5: no bastard there. It was just the dairy and me,
50:47
Speaker 5: and lying on the ground, completely flat on the ground
50:50
Speaker 5: but slightly skew worth, with just as head leaning up
50:53
Speaker 5: against the wall and a crook in his neck was
50:56
Speaker 5: a homeless gentleman.
50:57
Speaker 2: Right.
50:58
Speaker 5: I knew he was homeless because he was lying on
51:01
Speaker 5: the concrete on the footpath there, and he was wearing
51:04
Speaker 5: no shoes, he just had socks on. But he was
51:07
Speaker 5: singing songs, you know, and he was trying to cheer
51:09
Speaker 5: people up, and I thought that was lovely, particularly given
51:11
Speaker 5: there was nobody around for him to sing to. It
51:13
Speaker 5: was deserted, so he was trying to busk but there
51:16
Speaker 5: was nobody to give him any money. So I went
51:18
Speaker 5: into the shop and I bought my chocolates and that
51:19
Speaker 5: I came out and he was still singing and I thought,
51:23
Speaker 5: you're right. So I went and got forty bucks.
51:24
Speaker 7: Out of the.
51:26
Speaker 5: Cash flow machine there, went over to the fell there
51:29
Speaker 5: and I handed him the forty bucks and he was
51:32
Speaker 5: absolutely you know, he was over.
51:34
Speaker 7: He was thrilled.
51:35
Speaker 6: He thought it was twenty, but then he realized it
51:36
Speaker 6: was forty. So he was over the moon. And it's cheers, brother,
51:40
Speaker 6: thank you so much.
51:41
Speaker 7: And he goes, oh, what's the time. What's the time?
51:43
Speaker 5: And I looked at the time and it was quarter
51:45
Speaker 5: It was quarter to nine. And I told him, I said,
51:46
Speaker 5: it's caughter a n I mate. And he goes, ah, effort,
51:49
Speaker 5: but not effort, but like if it yes, And I said,
51:53
Speaker 5: what's the matter and he said, oh, the iff bottle
51:55
Speaker 5: store was closed.
51:56
Speaker 2: Man, oh yeah.
51:58
Speaker 5: And so I said to him, and I'm not proud
52:01
Speaker 5: of this. I wasn't really thinking. I said, all good man,
52:03
Speaker 5: look on the bright side. Now, what I was meaning
52:06
Speaker 5: was look on the bright side, you've got forty bucks.
52:08
Speaker 5: I wasn't really thinking about the fact that I was
52:10
Speaker 5: saying look on the bright side to a homeless guy
52:12
Speaker 5: who was sleeping on the concrete and had no shoes. Yes,
52:15
Speaker 5: so does that make me a good person or a
52:17
Speaker 5: bad person. Should I have not given him any money
52:20
Speaker 5: in the first place.
52:21
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll tell you what, Mogi. As you know, I've
52:25
Speaker 2: moved into the CBD.
52:27
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's a central business next in.
52:30
Speaker 3: Auckland City there, and sadly there's a lot of homeless
52:34
Speaker 3: there are. And you know, I was, funnily enough walking
52:39
Speaker 3: home from the theater.
52:40
Speaker 2: The other night.
52:43
Speaker 3: And there was a guy lying on the bench of
52:45
Speaker 3: the parks at a bench there, you know, singing songs
52:48
Speaker 3: as well, funnily enough, and we got to chatting and stuff,
52:53
Speaker 3: and so I went down to the ATM and I
52:55
Speaker 3: gave him one hundred and fifty bucks and he was
53:00
Speaker 3: the same thing. He said, oh, mate, what time is it?
53:02
Speaker 3: And I was like, oh, it's about ten to night
53:04
Speaker 3: and he was, oh, effort. That means a bloody booze
53:09
Speaker 3: bloody shop has closed, do you know what I'm saying?
53:11
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, so yeah, I mean.
53:13
Speaker 6: I know it leaves it.
53:15
Speaker 5: It leaves us sort of a bad taste in your mouth,
53:17
Speaker 5: and you're almost in yourself. I might as well just
53:19
Speaker 5: pay Keezy back.
53:21
Speaker 2: Yeah true, totally three times over there.
53:24
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, well we actually had a speaking of bad
53:28
Speaker 4: taste in your mouth. Jase which you can relate to
53:30
Speaker 4: right now having eaten bulls testicles. My wife actually put
53:34
Speaker 4: her foot in it the other night? Did she similar situation?
53:40
Speaker 2: Hell?
53:40
Speaker 6: The hell does put her foot in me? Come on, well,
53:43
Speaker 6: what do you kick you?
53:44
Speaker 2: But what did she? What do you go on?
53:46
Speaker 6: Man, I've got a gum boot.
53:47
Speaker 7: You're a shopping No.
53:48
Speaker 6: I'm not okay, So what actually happens?
53:51
Speaker 4: We're at Pugs's thirtieth birthday and his family were there
53:55
Speaker 4: and Pugs's father is death what.
54:01
Speaker 6: Mogi? Pugs's father is deaf and he has hearing issues.
54:06
Speaker 4: And my wife wasn't aware, and we were chatting to
54:09
Speaker 4: him and then you know, we were chatting about this
54:11
Speaker 4: and that, this and that, and she goes, oh, so
54:13
Speaker 4: do you listen to the Big Show?
54:14
Speaker 6: And he goes, well, no, I can't. And my wife
54:19
Speaker 6: and I were just.
54:20
Speaker 4: Sitting there and the luck stink of obviously he doesn't
54:24
Speaker 4: and she felt terrible about it.
54:25
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and then she.
54:27
Speaker 6: Put her foot in the.
54:30
Speaker 1: Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.
54:35
Speaker 3: Any Wise here on the Radio Honarchy Big Show this
54:40
Speaker 3: Thursday evening live from the Credit Bar at the Richmond
54:43
Speaker 3: Club if you're in the area, Dame Barber, because we
54:45
Speaker 3: nearly finished, Fellows.
54:46
Speaker 6: Well, i'd still say come on down.
54:47
Speaker 2: We are I mean come on down by all means yeah,
54:50
Speaker 2: you know what, Yeah, I probably won't be here. We'll
54:53
Speaker 2: be here'll be here.
54:55
Speaker 4: I'll be here pushing the boat out Riche're going to
54:57
Speaker 4: go Richmond Club and christ it's the official warm up
54:59
Speaker 4: for the world. Foods first of all, are brought to
55:01
Speaker 4: you by Monteeth. What other plans for tonight?
55:03
Speaker 6: Fellas well?
55:04
Speaker 2: I tell you what.
55:05
Speaker 3: I'm looking at the horses there, and there were the
55:07
Speaker 3: greyhounds before. I'm feeling a bit of a nerge for
55:10
Speaker 3: a Queen of the Nile kind of action.
55:12
Speaker 2: Fellers. That's right. I do have a couple of dollars
55:15
Speaker 2: in there. See what comes out?
55:17
Speaker 7: Yeah, casino down here, don't they? What do you jon?
55:20
Speaker 7: That could be a bit of you, bit of me.
55:22
Speaker 6: So you guys gonna go to the cast Yeah, I
55:24
Speaker 6: think so.
55:24
Speaker 2: Man.
55:24
Speaker 5: Well, we've got this hatful of twenty cent pieces here,
55:27
Speaker 5: and it seems a shame to waste them.
55:29
Speaker 4: The reason we've got a hatful of twenty cent pieces
55:31
Speaker 4: is because it costs us twenty and I'm not joking.
55:33
Speaker 4: Twenty cents each time at our hotel, you want to
55:36
Speaker 4: flush the toilet, you have to put twenty cents in.
55:37
Speaker 2: Yeah.
55:38
Speaker 5: But if you go to the high Rollers at the
55:40
Speaker 5: casino there, the steamers are free. Yes, so you can
55:43
Speaker 5: save money on steamers and put the money into.
55:45
Speaker 7: The old dear queen.
55:50
Speaker 3: Yeah, what about you it sho and alcoholic. Yeah, you're
55:56
Speaker 3: you're massively on your way already. What's the playing for
56:00
Speaker 3: Christ shirt tonight? You're going to paint it red? Mate,
56:02
Speaker 3: I want to paint the town red. Yeah, that's the
56:05
Speaker 3: saying that young fellas say nowadays. I'm going to put
56:08
Speaker 3: on my dance and shoes and paint the town red.
56:11
Speaker 3: Put on your hot pants there, yeah have the town.
56:14
Speaker 4: Yeah, I put on my hot pants and paint the
56:16
Speaker 4: town red. Hoodie jay, No, I want to stay here
56:18
Speaker 4: at the Richmond Club for a week. Bit. I have
56:19
Speaker 4: a few beers while the old tabs still running, and
56:24
Speaker 4: then we'll probably go out for dinner.
56:25
Speaker 2: You know, maybe maybe some dumping some portmants.
56:28
Speaker 6: No, I don't know if they do Portman's down here
56:30
Speaker 6: in christ.
56:31
Speaker 2: I love the.
56:34
Speaker 7: Portman's Capital of New Zealand.
56:38
Speaker 6: I've got to move down here, don't I.
56:40
Speaker 4: But me and Pugs will probably join the Hohocky team
56:43
Speaker 4: and we'll go have a week dinner there. Yeah, and
56:45
Speaker 4: then I'll probably go to be it early. To be honest,
56:47
Speaker 4: we've got a big daya tomorrow, big day tomorrow on
56:49
Speaker 4: the train there on the Chu train.
56:51
Speaker 7: Yeah, aren't you.
56:53
Speaker 2: You're going to be That's never going to happen in
56:56
Speaker 2: a million years.
56:57
Speaker 6: You've never had a quiet one after a live show?
56:59
Speaker 2: Keysy, are you going to go out of the town
57:01
Speaker 2: get back at about three?
57:02
Speaker 4: Yeah?
57:02
Speaker 3: Oh, what about a pizza party? We've got to have
57:04
Speaker 3: a pizza party in Haughty Jay's Buddy hotel room. But
57:07
Speaker 3: I don't think we'd all fit in there quite frankly, fellas,
57:09
Speaker 3: And of course I've still got my steamer in the
57:11
Speaker 3: bog there, so it might not be the most pleasant experience.
57:15
Speaker 3: But we can get some dominoes, you know, some meat
57:17
Speaker 3: Lover's pizzas and just have a good old time.
57:20
Speaker 2: We can just ignore the floater in the toilet.
57:22
Speaker 6: Yeah, quite frankly.
57:24
Speaker 4: I Well, to be honest, it's been over a year
57:27
Speaker 4: since our last pizza party, which is totally when after
57:29
Speaker 4: a live show.
57:29
Speaker 6: I think it was Taranaki. We did it.
57:31
Speaker 4: We went back to Houghty Jay's room, ate a pizza
57:33
Speaker 4: and watched a claud No John Claud van dam Yeah movie.
57:36
Speaker 2: It was pretty sexy too.
57:38
Speaker 6: While Bogie was in the next door room doing a
57:40
Speaker 6: bit of work.
57:40
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, it was actually a very It was that
57:44
Speaker 3: weird thing with all the fellers in the room eating
57:46
Speaker 3: pizza and then there was a few news.
57:48
Speaker 2: Yeah.
57:49
Speaker 3: We were all in various states of arousal, as you
57:51
Speaker 3: are when you're on the road, and Pugs especially got
57:54
Speaker 3: very handsy.
57:58
Speaker 6: It's a shocking bastard, that's right.
58:01
Speaker 7: He is a shock and burst.
58:02
Speaker 4: I love throwing Pugs in it when he doesn't have
58:04
Speaker 4: a microphone to tofit himself. But look, if you are
58:07
Speaker 4: in the area, come on down to the Richmond Club
58:09
Speaker 4: Critic Bar there. We're going to be here for about
58:11
Speaker 4: twenty more minutes.
58:11
Speaker 5: And I do want to say we've just had old
58:13
Speaker 5: Pugsn's birthday last week was so idiot. It's thirdious. So
58:19
Speaker 5: for everybody here, please please please save your applause, save
58:25
Speaker 5: your applause, Buy the man a shot, get the boy hammered,
58:30
Speaker 5: get Pugsy absolutely on it to response.
58:33
Speaker 2: Thank you forever responsibly of course, bi Son Ba soun
58:37
Speaker 2: Bag bag Son.
58:39
Speaker 1: The Hood Archy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
58:43
Speaker 1: and Kisey.
58:49
Speaker 2: Well, there you go, your mad bars.
58:52
Speaker 3: It's done and justin for the christ Church show as always.
58:55
Speaker 3: What a privilege it's been to be down here Forellas.
58:58
Speaker 4: Absolutely Jason, huge shout out to critic Bar at the
59:01
Speaker 4: Richmond Club.
59:02
Speaker 6: Thanks for having us for the second.
59:03
Speaker 2: Year in a row. I believe, yeah, I think so.
59:05
Speaker 6: If we're down here for the Black Clash, bloody good
59:07
Speaker 6: place to be.
59:08
Speaker 4: And tomorrow we can to the transalphone train across two
59:10
Speaker 4: beautiful Greymouth and then to the Hook. It took a
59:12
Speaker 4: Wild Foods Festival before we do that, though, Fellas. Someone's
59:15
Speaker 4: brought pugs on a shot.
59:17
Speaker 2: How good for a steady of birthday there on your packs.
59:22
Speaker 6: Good on your mate, one shot won't hurt too and
59:27
Speaker 6: he's done it.
59:27
Speaker 2: That's great, Yeah, great, good on your puck Son.
59:31
Speaker 3: Yes, very much, looking forward to the Wild Food Festival
59:35
Speaker 3: very much.
59:36
Speaker 2: Looking forward to the chu Chew train ride tomorrow, Fellers.
59:39
Speaker 7: Absolutely.
59:39
Speaker 5: Apparently we've been in vitled into the Cadus. We've been
59:41
Speaker 5: invited into the engine room as well. Yes, so we'll
59:44
Speaker 5: be up there with the driver. It's going to be magnificent.
59:47
Speaker 7: Mate. I haven't seen much of the South Orland, so
59:49
Speaker 7: I'm looking forward to that.
59:50
Speaker 6: Yeah.
59:50
Speaker 4: Well, from what I've heard from the great folks at
59:53
Speaker 4: the Transalpine there, one of you or two of you
59:56
Speaker 4: will get to sort of be up the front running
59:57
Speaker 4: a train, yes, and then one of us will get
59:59
Speaker 4: to sort of be in the caboose there. So it's
1:00:01
Speaker 4: gonna be it's gonna be all go, a beautiful way
1:00:03
Speaker 4: to see the South Island.
1:00:03
Speaker 6: I'm very excited.
1:00:04
Speaker 3: Well, I think because you're so excited about being in
1:00:06
Speaker 3: the caboose, it should be you, Keasy. I mean, you know,
1:00:09
Speaker 3: Mogie and I can give a take, you know, but
1:00:12
Speaker 3: you've been banging on about it so much.
1:00:13
Speaker 2: I think if you want to be in the kaboose,
1:00:15
Speaker 2: you be a caboosee.
1:00:16
Speaker 6: Yeah.
1:00:17
Speaker 5: Okay, so you've managed to have a win today, Keasy.
1:00:19
Speaker 5: You haven't had to have eat a snail or have
1:00:22
Speaker 5: any of the bulls teschools in your mouth. So if
1:00:24
Speaker 5: it's all well and good with you, Jason and I
1:00:28
Speaker 5: will we'll all run the train. But you've got to
1:00:29
Speaker 5: go last.
1:00:30
Speaker 2: Yeah.
1:00:31
Speaker 6: Yet one hundred percent. I'll be I'll be in the booze.
1:00:33
Speaker 2: It's yeah nice.
1:00:34
Speaker 4: We are of course talking about on the train tomorrow,
1:00:36
Speaker 4: the transaal Pine and if you are heading over to
1:00:38
Speaker 4: Hocketick for the Wild Food Festival, we will see.
1:00:40
Speaker 6: You this Saturday. From us failers bloody good stuff.
1:00:44
Speaker 2: Thanks everyone. Backbone pleasure is always love your christ Church,
1:00:49
Speaker 2: beautiful backbone