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BONUS: Most Embarrassing Moments · Untraditionally Lala

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  Speaker 1: Hello, gorgeous an is Lala Cat. Welcome back to the
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  Speaker 1: bonus episode and we give them a La Podcast Happy Monday.
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  Speaker 1: We hope that you can we can send you into
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  Speaker 1: the week embarrassed as fuck. Yay, I've got jerseccurred in
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  Speaker 1: Eastern Hello. So today is the episode where we talk
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  Speaker 1: about most embarrassing moments. And because I have pregnancy brain,
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  Speaker 1: when I first saw this and chose it, I was like,
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  Speaker 1: oh easy, I've got it. And then as I'm driving
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  Speaker 1: home from Palm Springs, I'm like, I fucking forgot it.
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  Speaker 1: And then I'm going through all of these embarrassing moments
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  Speaker 1: and I'm like, that's not the most embarrassed I've ever been, right,
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  Speaker 1: And luckily, right before we started, I was like, oh wait,
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  Speaker 1: I remember it again. This was Hella embarrassed. I can't
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  Speaker 1: And there's not enough liquor on the planet that could
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  Speaker 1: have made you not embarrassed by it.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, tell us start us off strong.
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  Speaker 1: I was at a nightclub and I'm of age. I'm
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  Speaker 1: of age maybe twenty one, twenty two, and I think
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  Speaker 1: it was in Vegas. I'm pretty sure it was in Vegas. Again,
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  Speaker 1: I was drinking at this point in time and I
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  Speaker 1: needed to go to the bathroom, and I'm feeling myself
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  Speaker 1: failing myself. I go upstairs to where the bathrooms are,
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  Speaker 1: and the bathrooms are glass that you can see through,
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  Speaker 1: and once you lock them, they fog up. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know this, okay, I'm to wasteed and I just pull
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  Speaker 1: my pants down, hike my dress.
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  Speaker 3: Up, and I didn't lock it.
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  Speaker 1: I see this guy and I'm like, I can see
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  Speaker 1: can can he see me? And he's knocking and he's like,
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  Speaker 1: you need to lock the door. We can see you.
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  Speaker 3: I was just so I would have probably called it
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  Speaker 3: a night. I'd have been like, I gotta go home.
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  Speaker 3: And this is why.
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  Speaker 4: Was it?
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  Speaker 3: Like?
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  Speaker 4: How many were you in the wrong bathroom?
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  Speaker 3: Why are there guys in there?
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  Speaker 1: No? It just they're just doors. They're just doors. So
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  Speaker 1: they're like raised up when you have to.
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  Speaker 2: Hike your squirt up. It's so I'm.
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  Speaker 3: Sexy or like a hike did you show? Everybody was
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  Speaker 3: watching you as you just pulled hiked your pants up
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  Speaker 3: and then just pulled your your underwear off.
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  Speaker 4: Everyone saw that.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, that means like could you guys? I was like,
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  Speaker 1: this bathroom is amazing. I can watch what everyone's doing.
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  Speaker 4: I had been like, I just saw a crotch. I
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  Speaker 4: gotta go home and go to bed.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what they saw too much, they're.
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  Speaker 2: Scarred, Lala. Just bear ass on the toilet, just like what.
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  Speaker 3: I don't care how hot you are when you go
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  Speaker 3: bare ass to just PLoP down on fucking porcelain. I
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  Speaker 3: don't know how hot you could be after that.
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  Speaker 5: That is the funniest thing ever. I'm so like you
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  Speaker 5: were probably a little slouched too when I've been dancing
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  Speaker 5: and drinking. I mean, you don't want to see me
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  Speaker 5: just like sitting on the potty.
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  Speaker 3: Like, can I elegant and.
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  Speaker 1: I squat?
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  Speaker 6: I'm not sitting on that disgusting toilet?
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  Speaker 2: Were you squatting?
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  Speaker 1: And in my drunken mind, you guys, I.
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  Speaker 6: Jump on display sit down on the potty, public toilet.
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely not.
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  Speaker 3: A squat.
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  Speaker 2: A squat?
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  Speaker 1: Oh okay, But can I tell you how I justified
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  Speaker 1: the squatting In my mind? It was like a workout,
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  Speaker 1: you know how like bodybuilders before they do a competition,
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  Speaker 1: they kind of like work out and their muscles get inflamed.
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  Speaker 1: So I'd and be.
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  Speaker 3: Like, oh yeah, so all these people got to see
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  Speaker 3: you squatting and peeing at the same time.
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  Speaker 1: I want to say, it didn't last that long. This
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  Speaker 1: is the funny. I think once the guy knew, like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: she's going to the bathroom, she's like hiking her. She
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  Speaker 1: has no idea that we can see her. But I
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  Speaker 1: feel like that's not okay.
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  Speaker 3: Well, what's not okay is you're going into a room
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  Speaker 3: and not locking the door behind.
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  Speaker 1: Just to see a bathroom.
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  Speaker 5: I know, but but people in the bathroom want to
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  Speaker 5: see out to see what they're missing.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, that is so funny.
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  Speaker 1: We can see you lock the door.
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  Speaker 5: I was like, ah, so then what did you do
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  Speaker 5: waddle over and lock.
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  Speaker 3: It out of Yeah, And then I would have stayed
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  Speaker 3: in there for ten to fifteen minutes for everyone.
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  Speaker 1: Else to be out, stayed in there for a while
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  Speaker 1: because I'm like, everyone's wasted. They'll forget, they'll forget, they'll
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  Speaker 1: sit and watch the bathroom like however, and then you know,
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  Speaker 1: their molly or their molly will kick in and they'll
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  Speaker 1: be off to the Oh.
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  Speaker 2: I'm never I'm never leaving done. That's my new home.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not leaving that bathroom, are you kidding?
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely not. Oh, it was embarrassing. To say the least.
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  Speaker 2: That is so funny.
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  Speaker 1: That was a great one about me.
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  Speaker 3: And my next Yeah, I was in school twelfth grade,
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  Speaker 3: senior year.
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  Speaker 1: Oh says that this is more embarrassing than having to
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  Speaker 1: put books under his ass.
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  Speaker 3: So I know I didn't hit puberty until, you know,
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  Speaker 3: late senior year, mid senior So morning class, I'm in math.
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  Speaker 3: Mister Should I even say his name?
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  Speaker 1: No, you're the king of name dropping, mister mister math.
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  Speaker 3: I don't care. It's a morning class. Everybody I would
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  Speaker 3: sleep like this and they would name call. Okay, So
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  Speaker 3: I was sleeping and he goes east and I go,
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  Speaker 3: I can't like my voice cracked. I don't know how
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  Speaker 3: to do it, every buddy. And I'm in like the
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  Speaker 3: back corner. Everybody goes and he goes what And I
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  Speaker 3: go here? And from then on out, I was just
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  Speaker 3: like they know I haven't hit puberty. Yeah, my voice
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  Speaker 3: here and from then on out, yeah, I hate Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: that was the most like the whole class turned. Oh,
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  Speaker 3: mister math teacher goes what?
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  Speaker 1: Spot Mister math teacher was like the baseball coach.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So from there on out, I stayed staying here because
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  Speaker 3: there could have been a crackle, and I started going, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You really hit the base. Oh that is so sad.
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  Speaker 3: I know.
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  Speaker 1: I don't ever say anything after that.
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  Speaker 3: No, but probably to each other. And then after that
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  Speaker 3: I'd get to go put those books under my ass
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  Speaker 3: and start driving. Just a hell of a year in
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  Speaker 3: high school, baby, I know.
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  Speaker 1: But your friends were small too.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't have any.
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  Speaker 1: You had friends? Yeah, wait, you guys. Can I show
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  Speaker 1: you a picture of Easton as a little boy? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, hold on, how old do you think you were?
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  Speaker 1: I'm posting it. I'm posting it on socials.
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  Speaker 3: No one just I mean so well, I mean.
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  Speaker 5: So well you you actually look like a skater boy
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  Speaker 5: of sorts.
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  Speaker 1: I know, curly hair. I'm so shocked.
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  Speaker 3: I tried to go the Beaver Way with curly hair,
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  Speaker 3: as you see.
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  Speaker 2: Are you there eighteen?
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  Speaker 4: I'm not kidding you. I might be seventeen.
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  Speaker 2: No, you're lying.
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  Speaker 1: No, there's no freaking older.
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  Speaker 3: Come on, I got my braces.
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  Speaker 1: I think you're fifteen.
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  Speaker 3: I might be sixteen. I got my braces off senior year.
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  Speaker 1: We still have them here.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, so I could be sixteen or seventeen. But I
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  Speaker 4: looked like I was still driving.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm posting it on the grid. I it's so cute, Jessica.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, you guys, this is my most embarrassing.
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  Speaker 7: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to say it, but I'm gonna say it.
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  Speaker 1: My town.
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  Speaker 5: I swear to god, if anyone from my town has
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  Speaker 5: a video that of this, and I'm not kidding.
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  Speaker 2: Don't, don't just delete it. You'll ruin my life.
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  Speaker 5: So oh no, I thought I was like a I
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  Speaker 5: was like, oh, I'm probably a really good singer or something,
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  Speaker 5: and I wasn't. But I was like, oh, I am
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  Speaker 5: so they my town held this race. I'm not even
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  Speaker 5: gonna say what it was. And somehow I had convinced
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  Speaker 5: someone to let me see the national anthem before the
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  Speaker 5: race started.
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  Speaker 1: And I willingly yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Though, I was like I'm gonna cause I saw all
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  Speaker 5: these videos on YouTube of these like girls impressing, like
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  Speaker 5: singing so good, and I'm like I could do that.
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  Speaker 2: I'm a leo like.
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  Speaker 5: I was like I could do that, and I like
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  Speaker 5: like the attention and I'm going to be a star.
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  Speaker 5: So I took like singing lessons and I, oh my god,
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  Speaker 5: I was like fourt I was like fourteen too, this
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  Speaker 5: is too old to be like anyway. So there's a
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  Speaker 5: ton of people there, so many people, my mom my dad,
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  Speaker 5: my whole family. I'm like, oh cause I that's also
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  Speaker 5: I wasn't I knew.
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  Speaker 2: I wasn't ready. I'm like, but on the day I'll
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  Speaker 2: be ready.
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  Speaker 3: Wait was it just like your whole family or like
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  Speaker 3: a whole town behind the town? Okay, the whole town.
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  Speaker 5: It was before the race started, and I was like,
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  Speaker 5: I know I'm not ready, but on the day I'll
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  Speaker 5: get this like charisma and really be able to kill it.
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  Speaker 5: So no one heard me sing my mom my dad.
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  Speaker 5: I just kept telling him like, no, you're You're gonna
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  Speaker 5: love it.
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  Speaker 1: It was good.
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  Speaker 5: So I get on stage with the mic and they're
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  Speaker 5: like to sing the national anthem like they announced me
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  Speaker 5: like Jessica Walter.
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  Speaker 2: And I get on stage with the mic.
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  Speaker 5: Immediately I go numb and I'm like, oh shit, like
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  Speaker 5: ship you can't breathe, and I'm horrified, and I'm like,
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  Speaker 5: I gotta I gotta do this.
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  Speaker 1: How many people give us a visual? How many people?
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  Speaker 1: I would say seven hundred over.
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  Speaker 2: Say like.
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  Speaker 5: I would say, like giving me around like maybe a thousand.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.
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  Speaker 2: And I stand on the stage and I immediately, I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: fuck it, I gotta do it. I start.
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  Speaker 5: Instead, I start entirely too high because I'm so nervous.
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  Speaker 5: So I start and you guys know the national anthem,
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  Speaker 5: it's like you hit tho high notes.
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  Speaker 2: So I start, like I have.
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  Speaker 3: Right now, oh voice, to use your voice?
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  Speaker 1: You started dying cat pits.
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  Speaker 5: Right, And I don't even correct myself because I'm like,
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  Speaker 5: I have to commit.
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  Speaker 2: I'm fourteen. I don't know how to sing.
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  Speaker 5: So we get to like or the Land of the Free,
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  Speaker 5: and it's like a dog whistle.
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  Speaker 2: It's like it's like it's like, oh my god. By
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  Speaker 2: the way, when I.
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  Speaker 5: Start off after the first verse, people's faces start being
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  Speaker 5: like like panic and it sets into the crowd. People
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  Speaker 5: are like I can like I can just see people
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  Speaker 5: being like this is not good.
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  Speaker 2: This is not gonna be good.
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  Speaker 5: I can see like my mom sort of like shining
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  Speaker 5: away people.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: It's like it was like I get to order the
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  Speaker 5: Land of the Free, and it's like and then like
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  Speaker 5: and then literally the last line, I start crying.
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  Speaker 3: At least everybody started feeling bad.
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  Speaker 4: At least was I hope she doesn't think she's good.
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  Speaker 3: When she started crying. People were like, she shouldn't have
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  Speaker 3: been here, like I'm the home.
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  Speaker 2: And of the Brave. Was just tears streaming.
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  Speaker 1: And everyone was like everyone was like oh yeah, like,
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  Speaker 1: oh my gosh, it was God, it was so parents.
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  Speaker 5: No, wait record, no, I swear to god she started. No,
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  Speaker 5: I don't think let's see maybe I was like thirteen,
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  Speaker 5: so I don't think a ton of cell phones.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure there was like video, but I video.
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  Speaker 5: I pray for the love of God that someone if
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  Speaker 5: they did start.
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  Speaker 4: Aplording, No, tag the podcast please, what was the race called?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely absolutely not.
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  Speaker 3: Been trying to do some YouTube research right now, right
• 12:29
  Speaker 3: Fingerlakes Races?
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  Speaker 2: Oh so bad?
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  Speaker 1: Wait did Jake and Amy record it? No? I don't
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  Speaker 1: think that they destroyed the evidence.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: If they did, they stopped recording and deleted and just
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  Speaker 3: I just remember.
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  Speaker 5: Like two steps down, I'm crying and I'm like, oh,
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  Speaker 5: I put the mic back.
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  Speaker 2: And everyone's climbing and I put the mic back in
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  Speaker 2: the standard.
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  Speaker 5: Slinking off the stage of my mom and someone was like, come.
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  Speaker 1: Here, sweetie.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I've never been more invested in So Bad,
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  Speaker 2: So Bad. I thought that was my I thought that was.
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  Speaker 3: Gonna be my I'm surprised you're still here doing you win?
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  Speaker 1: You?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you win.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I can't believe I.
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  Speaker 3: Would have just got from home and never left the
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  Speaker 3: house if that was.
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  Speaker 2: Me, it was bad.
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  Speaker 1: Anyways, it's a shock you have any confidence.
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  Speaker 6: I know.
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  Speaker 1: I know that you like still were like, I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to move to Nashville and make something of myself and
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  Speaker 1: be in music. That is so funny. Okay, tell me
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  Speaker 1: tell me people's embarrassing moment.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, we've got some good ones.
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  Speaker 5: You guys starting all up strong with ship my pants
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  Speaker 5: during college finals?
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, I want to know if it was like
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  Speaker 3: a full blown ship or a little shark.
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  Speaker 2: No, it must have been a full blown ship.
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  Speaker 5: And did you guys take the finals all to either?
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  Speaker 1: He didn't take fine college?
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  Speaker 3: Are you saying you did it? Just surprising at me.
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  Speaker 5: I'm thinking high school finals, high school final, college finals
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  Speaker 5: even that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I took those in the auditorium. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And then you have to take the walk. If you
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  Speaker 2: ship your pants, you have to take the walk of shame.
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  Speaker 5: And every way you you smell bad, there's probably a
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  Speaker 5: skid mark of sorts humiliating.
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  Speaker 1: I know what color were the pants, probably white, hopefully brown,
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  Speaker 1: hopefully probably brown corduroy. Sorry, is there are there a
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  Speaker 1: lot of shitting.
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  Speaker 3: Your pants in elementary school? There was a but I
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  Speaker 3: probably was in second grade. I'll never forget it. He
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  Speaker 3: was raising his hand for hours. It felt like no
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  Speaker 3: one like she never like answered or called.
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  Speaker 1: On, just let him sit there, with him.
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  Speaker 3: Sit there, still held it. And then she called him
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  Speaker 3: and he goes. I peed in the chair because he
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  Speaker 3: had to go. So he gets up and like the
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  Speaker 3: blue chairs with like the little boy I know exactly,
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  Speaker 3: it gets up and he's just dripping and I'm right
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  Speaker 3: behind him and.
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  Speaker 4: I just look at the chair and it's just a
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  Speaker 4: puddle of pet And.
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  Speaker 3: It was embarrassed for him. The teacher's fault.
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  Speaker 1: That is the teacher's fault. And you know what, I
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  Speaker 1: don't like the whole Like you only get to go
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  Speaker 1: to the bathroom once.
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  Speaker 4: We all got different bladders. If I got to go,
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  Speaker 4: I gotta.
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  Speaker 1: Go, right, And you don't know if this kid has
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  Speaker 1: like IBS that hasn't been diagnosed yet, Like let me
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  Speaker 1: go to the freaking bathroom, right, you know?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I felt terrible for him.
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: Well could you not have you seen weeds, yes, where
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: she's like the mom. Her mom puts laxative into Isabelle's
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  Speaker 1: candy bars because she finds out the mom is hysterical
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  Speaker 1: and I can't think of her.
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  Speaker 2: Name with the black hair.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, the other one Isabelle. Isabelle's the funny you know,
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  Speaker 1: the funny mom who like is married to I haven't
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  Speaker 1: seen it since married to Dean. Okay, and she's like,
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  Speaker 1: this is the the I'm missed the fucking house ever invented.
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  Speaker 1: Like she's so cool. I love her so much. I
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  Speaker 1: rewatch one hundred times, probably every single month I restarted. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: So Isabelle she finds out she wants her daughter to
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  Speaker 1: lose weight, and she's in elementary school and she sees
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  Speaker 1: that her daughter's hoarding candy in her room, so she
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  Speaker 1: replaces it with laxatives, and cut to Isabelle in class
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  Speaker 1: and she's like, miss Handler, I really need to go
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  Speaker 1: to the bathroom, and she's like later Isabelle, and she's like,
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  Speaker 1: I really need to go now, and it's like the
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  Speaker 1: insert of the belly gurgleen, so she goes. She finally
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  Speaker 1: goes to the bathroom anyway, cut to the mom and
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  Speaker 1: dean and she's like, I put laxative. She's like, you
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  Speaker 1: put laxatives in our daughter's room. They call her shit girl.
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  Speaker 1: Now cut and Isabelle's in her bedroom. No no, no. Cut
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  Speaker 1: to Isabelle in her bedroom and her dad's like, you'll
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  Speaker 1: look back and laugh. I had to throw my underwear
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  Speaker 1: in the wood. And he's like, that'll be funny in
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  Speaker 1: a few years. She's like, the kids call me shit girl.
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  Speaker 1: It's so fucked up. Let the kid go to the bathroom.
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  Speaker 1: If I find out the ocean needs to go to
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  Speaker 1: the bathroom, and the teacher has the once a day.
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  Speaker 2: Rule, that's insane. They don't do that same.
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: Remember when we had to go We had four by
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: four paddles, paddles that we had to walk to the bathroom.
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: And then you go in the bathroom.
• 17:29
  Speaker 4: You can't hang them anywhere.
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: They were disgusting, horrible.
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: How no one got right beyond me, That is disgusting.
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: Then you wash your hands and then you pick.
• 17:40
  Speaker 4: Up this thing again, floor that everybody peed on.
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: Horrible, But you like, yeah, grab that.
• 17:46
  Speaker 4: You walk down the hall with it. Thing.
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: You feel like an idiot having to peer, like I
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: never want to go to the restroom. Again, this is
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: like for like an idiot totally.
• 17:53
  Speaker 7: I was in second grade and our teacher had a rule.
• 17:56
  Speaker 7: It was like five minutes before lunch. It was like
• 17:58
  Speaker 7: the one a day thing, and she wouldn't let me.
• 18:00
  Speaker 7: I peed my pants right before lunch to do the
• 18:03
  Speaker 7: walk of shaved, to go to the bathroom real quick,
• 18:05
  Speaker 7: try to dry it out.
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: What do you do? You call your mom to bring
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: you more clothes.
• 18:08
  Speaker 7: So thankfully I only lived like a couple of miles,
• 18:11
  Speaker 7: so my parents were home, were able to come and
• 18:12
  Speaker 7: get me new boxers.
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: But at that point, the whole class.
• 18:14
  Speaker 4: Now I pissed myself.
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: Here we are. I think you take the rest of
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: the day off.
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: And I live I live in We live in Los Angeles.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: It's far to get back and forth to a school,
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: like back in Utah five minutes. If I called my
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: mom and needed something or my dad five minutes, I
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: was there here. Maybe it's two thirty traffics kicked in.
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: You can't get there.
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: You can't get there. That is a pack, your kid's
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: backpack with an extra pair of clothes.
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think they do that anymore nowadays.
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: I mean, that's not crazy town. What else.
• 18:47
  Speaker 5: We have a lot of like, ship my pants, ship
• 18:50
  Speaker 5: my pants? Why are we Why are we shitting?
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: Why are you sing our pants?
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: Is it the food?
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: I have sharded once?
• 19:00
  Speaker 5: I've never shipped my pants, and everyone's so shocked, and
• 19:02
  Speaker 5: I'm like, how do you ship your pants?
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: Do you remember when I played Little League football?
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: No?
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: Wait, so I was playing against Cyprus as the Utah dude.
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: Skyline wouldn't let this poor kid into the facilities. He
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: shipped his pants and then proceeded to play the game
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: in his ship pants. And oh yeah, and did he
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: have brown Yeah, so my buddy runs yellow pants, brown ass.
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: I'll show you the video. So my buddy grabs the ball,
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: runs up the middle, he gets hit because he's a
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: big lineman. Yeah, tackles him head on and slides his
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: ass over my buddy's face and everything. Luckily it was
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: like contacts. We had a helmet and face mask. But
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: I could only imagine why the pink guy he probably
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: dealt with smelling sh the game at all. Yeah, we
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: never ran the ball in the middle. Again.
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: It was home game, home game, and they wouldn't let
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: this poor kid into the school to use the background.
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: Skyline.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: They didn't let me disappointed.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: Any shipped on your friend's face pretty much?
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: Well, we deserved it. We didn't let him use our facility,
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: not our did. He didn't ask me how to walk
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: him in.
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: Oh my god.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: And the guy was alignment that showed his pants.
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: Big old big boys. Yeah huge.
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: That was a five day school.
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: I'll get a video, we'll post it.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: We don't need to post it.
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: There's probably a lot of ship, though, is that big?
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: You've never shirted?
• 20:40
  Speaker 5: Never in my life, I feel when they have to ship.
• 20:43
  Speaker 5: I don't love how many of you are shooting yourselves.
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: Because sometimes I'm confident in and I shouldn't have been.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: Just once though, it happened to me the one time
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: that I drank that sent tea.
• 20:55
  Speaker 5: Right, you ship your pants, but you're home from creation,
• 20:59
  Speaker 5: Yes I was.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: And if you remember correctly, my daughter looks this chocolate.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: I said, yes, I spilled chocolate. Don't touch it and
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: get out of the bed. And it was teeny, but
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: that that senity because I was always wondering, like, and
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: all my friends are like, I've shouted, I've shouted. I'm like,
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: I don't get how this is happenings.
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: You shouldn't have been confident inhole.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: When I can't defend all of y'all, that's beyond. But
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: with this senate, Yeah, I couldn't even move. You had
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: such bad is that what i'd so? It was such
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: bad cramps. But also like everything inside of me was
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: just water, so I couldn't like I couldn't even move
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: without feeling like something was that.
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: Room.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: I didn't try to release anything. That's why I'm like,
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: take this senite off the market. This is like not
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: my inside shouldn't feel this way, and I'm sorry.
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: I shouldn't have to drink it on the toilet for
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: a few days.
• 22:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you should be drinking this toilet.
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: Just in and out.
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: And that's the only time you've ever shipped your pants.
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: I remember getting that tea for you too.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: Oh no, not jif me. I got it with Tom Schwartz,
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: I Create, they.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: Filmed, They filmed, so you guys, I.
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: Thought one from sitting everywhere the other I thought that
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: was one, but that just she had a bad stomach ache.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, this is the one and only time. And
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: it was when I went to Creation. It's on season
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: eleven with Tom Schwartz. He said, should we get this?
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: I drank it, and how I filmed or did anything
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: and didn't ship my pants is wild. The fact that
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: it happened one time in the comfort of my own home,
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: thank god. But I will say, humbling experience.
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: If you ship and seen, do you think they would
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: have aired it?
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: Joking? Yes, that is why I love to embarrass us,
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: and I'm fine with it. It's real life, you know.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: But unfortunately, fortunately cameras weren't there.
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: So I'm talking about on the podcast something that I
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: could have taken, something I could have taken to my grave.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: And here I am. And if one person calls me
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: a relatable queen, I will backhand.
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: Be she's a relatable queen. Shit yourself.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: I hate that just as much as I hate hard hands.
• 23:27
  Speaker 5: We're getting off the shit you guys. Thank you all
• 23:29
  Speaker 5: for your shit submissions. But here's one. Oh have you
• 23:33
  Speaker 5: guys ever done this? Fell off the treadmill at the
• 23:37
  Speaker 5: gym twice?
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: Have you ever done it on full speed way?
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: Wow? Crazy? Why so my mom calls me on the
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: way into the podcast and she goes, I sent you
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: a story. A twenty two year old girl in Indonesia
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: was on a treadmill on the third floor, shot off
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: of it, flew off the third floor and is now deceive.
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: I know we're laughing, and I'm not laughing at that,
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: but I'm only laughing at the point of like, who's
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: putting a treadmill back out three story windows? Who designed that?
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: Well? Also, the speech she was going to fling you out?
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: She was.
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: She was very dedicated.
• 24:21
  Speaker 4: Gotta know your limits, you don't.
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: You gotta just seize She's no longer with us from
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: what I know the article I read.
• 24:33
  Speaker 5: Are you kidding me?
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: She's no, she's with my dad listening to this podcast.
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: Right now, So you're actually what do you mean?
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: Horror moment Jim Gore is thrown to her death out
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: of window after she falls off treadmill. That's going too fast.
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: This is the horror moments A gym goer stumbled backwards
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: from a treadmill and plunged to her death from a
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: window by behind her. The twenty two year old was
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: thrown out of the open third or window in a
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: busy gym in Indonesia.
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: Okay, so she stumbled back, No, it threw her.
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: I mean if you stumbled her. But that's what I'm saying.
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: Do you have to like do you look.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: To be going fast for it to throw you out there?
• 25:18
  Speaker 5: Can can you imagine seeing that from like across the way?
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: This isn't funny. And I do apologize for last.
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: This is why I just want to know the design
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: team and how much they are.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, no, I literally when Easton read this,
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: when Easton told when my mom called, I'll say that,
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: I said, Easton, I don't know that we should talk
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: about this, but now because I'm going to laugh, and
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: not because she died, that's deficit.
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: It's horrific, but to her family, prayers out to her,
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: her family and everything.
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: It's the treadmill.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: Happen to you. Imagine if that, if I had to
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: go and tell if you did laugh very up, the
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: treadmill shot him out of a say it.
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: Say okay, let's do it.
• 26:05
  Speaker 5: Try to say it in a way that he's not
• 26:07
  Speaker 5: gonna make you laugh. Okay, So someone says make you
• 26:11
  Speaker 5: someone says, I come.
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: Up to you. I go, oh my god, Lola, I'm
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: so sorry.
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: How did Easton die?
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: I'm so sorry Easton died. How did it happen?
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say he was on a treadmill laughing already
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: and he it was he speaking.
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: He thought his legs were longer than they were.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: He lost control, flowing him out the wind.
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: This is no way.
• 26:54
  Speaker 7: Shout out to my teacher who said and some of
• 26:56
  Speaker 7: the darkest stories. In order to work in this industry,
• 26:59
  Speaker 7: you have to have a life.
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: Laugh just to let you know, crying and laughing are
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: in the same emotion. So if you don't laugh, you'll cry.
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: If you don't cray or cry, you'll laugh.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: I love that that makes And that's.
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: Why when Dad died, I have to bring it up.
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: Because everybody is downstairs by the piano in the open,
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: and I'm the only one up there because nobody wants
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: to see him.
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: I walk down and like down the big.
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: Stairs where everybody everybody looks up at me just with like,
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: and I go, he still hasn't woken up. I mean,
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: it was just like it's either laugh or cry, and
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: it's like, I got a whole bunch of people, let's
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: make some light and everybody.
• 27:35
  Speaker 4: My mo Lisa comes up.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: Don't make light of this right now, Lisa, it's yield serious, yield.
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: You gotta find someone funny.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: Easton and Lauren, No, it's pretty damn funny.
• 27:49
  Speaker 4: Laughing.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: Well, I don't think it's funny. One bet, all right,
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: I can't wait to have anyway. What what are the
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: embarrassing moments that didn't end?
• 28:00
  Speaker 5: Oh my goodness, the treadmill from the treadmill, all right,
• 28:08
  Speaker 5: so much shit everywhere, I mean ship all over the
• 28:12
  Speaker 5: hotel bed during anal. I cannot believe I just admitted that,
• 28:16
  Speaker 5: Oh this is embarrassing. My grandpa walked in on me
• 28:20
  Speaker 5: and my boyfriend doing it doggy style, and yikes, I
• 28:24
  Speaker 5: was like seventeen.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: Oh grampies had to see that.
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: Grandpa's done doggie style.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you, but grandpa doesn't want to see
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: his grand baby getting de filed, getting filed.
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: Tour.
• 28:40
  Speaker 5: Oh okay, Oh that's a little dark, my friend.
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: Some of you wrote in some dark ones. Oh well no, okayo.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: But people fell off treadmills at the gym and that
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: was embarrassing.
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: Yes, that was embarrassing.
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: Look up videos of people falling off treadmills.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: There's high hundreds of never get to try, there's just
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: tread we'll shoot third so scary.
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: This is funny? What, oh my god, this is funny.
• 29:09
  Speaker 5: Watched porn while boyfriend and his friends were in a
• 29:12
  Speaker 5: different room and it played on the speaker in there.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, that is hysterical. And can I tell
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: you Dony's ex boyfriend did that. Yes, it was like bluetooth. Yes,
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: oh that happened.
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: You got to go to your Apple Music Spotify, play
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: a song beforehand and then see where it's playing.
• 29:33
  Speaker 4: You can go get your porn going.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: Oh, disconnect from the bluetooth. Can you imagine too, just like,
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: oh my gosh.
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: That is at to the TV. Or she didn't air
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: stream it to the TV.
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: That's true.
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, she could have been watching it and
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: they could have been too wild.
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: It could have gotten real funky and weird. We have
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: time for one moment. Unless that was the funniest.
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: Well. I passed out at my chorus concert.
• 29:56
  Speaker 5: Back row of the risers fell off in a large
• 30:00
  Speaker 5: purple gown. When you're at the top of the risers to.
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: The timber, Oh my god, you're falling way down.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: You have to remember, in the purple gown in the purple.
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: So it's like flowing. I'm sure as they're falling, We're sorry.
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: Do you remember, yes, Yes, we did the same thing
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: in elementary and she was on the because she was tall,
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: so it like went up like four steps on it,
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: and she was standing and she locked her legs timber.
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: She fell to come.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: And Eastward Elementary was really good at telling us when
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: we had performances that we had to stand through to
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: not lock your knees.
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: Uh huh. We all learned the hard way.
• 30:44
  Speaker 5: All of us had someone who locked their knees and
• 30:47
  Speaker 5: passed out and passed out.
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: She was she was number one. She was six foot
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: one in third grade and she fell off five But
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: you know this, yeah, like a stadium.
• 31:03
  Speaker 5: Seating, passing out is so embarrassing. But also when you
• 31:07
  Speaker 5: do it in front of people like.
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: Your whole elementary school.
• 31:11
  Speaker 5: And especially when you're singing, could you imagine passing out?
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: My god, wait, what were you guys singing?
• 31:19
  Speaker 4: I can't even remember.
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: I was playing violin in heigh or in elementary school
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: with a couple of friends and one was very good advilin.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: Were you guys at home playing the violin?
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: This was this was embarrassing moment stood elementary school. Okay,
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: and we're putting on the concert. Me and my other
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: buddy were not good. So we were behind the drapes
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: on one of the side because she didn't want us
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: to see, and she'd come up to us and she'd go,
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: before you guys play every song, remember to lick your.
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: Bow to me.
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: And because if you lick your bow, it doesn't play.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: So the teacher told you guys to do that. I
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: wish they would have told me. I would do a
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: whole concert the strings.
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: We'd lick our bows and then it wouldn't play because
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: like this, saliva would like on the horse hair.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: I love. That's hilarious. I don't know what I appreciate
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: that teacher. She's not here to feed you bullshit that
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: like you can do this. She's let you you cannot
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: do this, and you're not going to bring the rest
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: in the class to it.
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: And I didn't know it would play. I just found
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: that out later.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: That is so funny, you guys.
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: This was the funniest.
• 32:22
  Speaker 5: I've never cried that hard during laughing on this podcast.
• 32:25
  Speaker 5: I did once on this podcast before, but holy shit,
• 32:28
  Speaker 5: and I do apologize for that.
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: But here we are. I mean, there's nothing I can.
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: Hopefully after this episode, we'll be back for next week,
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: so you know, we hope we stay hopeful every week.
• 32:43
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• 32:47
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