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26: Southwest Passenger Claims Jesus Told Her to Open Door Mid Flight | #isawthisontheinternet| #isawthisontheinternet · The Bald Brothers Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Interestingly enough, this is a podcast called Our Solvas on
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  Speaker 1: the Internet. We talked about random stories from the Internet.
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  Speaker 1: This story is actually from the BBC. That's the website,
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  Speaker 1: that's from No Joke and the title is literally that's
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  Speaker 1: that's That was a great segue with David. The title
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  Speaker 1: is giant tortoise has so much sex he saved his species.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, right about that? Did you yea?
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  Speaker 3: What did you read about that?
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  Speaker 2: It was? It was something on I don't know if
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  Speaker 2: it was Yagooloo's or Google's. He has like a human
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  Speaker 2: name like Thomas or Larry Diego. Diego Diego.
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  Speaker 1: The Galapagos tortoise with speechies saving sex drive re tires.
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  Speaker 1: Diego and fourteen other male tortoises have returned to their
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  Speaker 1: native Espanola, one of the Ecuador's Galapagos Islands.
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  Speaker 3: They were put the pastor after decades of breeding.
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  Speaker 1: The breeding program was success producing more than two thousand
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  Speaker 1: giant tortoises since he began in the nineteen sixties, so
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  Speaker 1: basically since nineteen sixty to twenty twenty, when this article
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  Speaker 1: came out, he has fathered forty percent of the twenty
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  Speaker 1: thousand giant tortoises alive today.
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  Speaker 3: By some estimate, you are the father.
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  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Can you be imagine being responsible for I heard the population.
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  Speaker 4: I heard that cows are the same, right, like most
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  Speaker 4: species of cow came from one bull or something.
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  Speaker 2: Really, I heard something, I read something about it. I
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  Speaker 2: didn't know that.
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  Speaker 3: I know they'd be breeding like like horses and stuff.
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  Speaker 4: That's all that's crazy he had. That's a lot of
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  Speaker 4: responsibility turtle had. He was probably like the Brian pumper
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  Speaker 4: of turtle.
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  Speaker 5: That's why they were moving slow, because he's like, I
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  Speaker 5: got another bit. Oh shit, let me get myself together.
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  Speaker 6: Hey, have y'all ever heard turtles having sex?
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  Speaker 2: They make noises, they.
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  Speaker 4: Make crazy noises, and get this, those are the noises
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  Speaker 4: used for dinosaurs in Jurassic Park.
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  Speaker 3: Turtles set turtle.
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  Speaker 2: Sex pitched down.
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  Speaker 4: And because we don't know what dinosaurs sound like, so
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  Speaker 4: that whole like cool call that the raptors be doing.
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  Speaker 4: Some of those are turtle sex, like rich day till
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  Speaker 4: that factoid.
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  Speaker 2: Did not know that.
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  Speaker 5: So if you have a turtle, just turn on Jurassic
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  Speaker 5: Park and lead a house.
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  Speaker 3: Turtle sex sounds me.
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  Speaker 2: See, Yeah, let's let's look.
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  Speaker 5: Look, that's a good They knew it. That's a good
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  Speaker 5: R and B playlist. Turtle sex, turtle, turtle sex songs.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, that's how you have sex.
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  Speaker 2: That's when he's taking braw off, pokes out of sow.
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  Speaker 2: You ready, okay to come out now?
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  Speaker 4: I got the flavored lube. Why is this not like
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  Speaker 4: Tony Baker pretending to have sex. It's the fact you
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  Speaker 4: can hear the inhale.
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  Speaker 2: Too, like the other turtle just like throwing it and
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  Speaker 2: the other turns like, are you done? She's having a
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  Speaker 2: time of her life. So so that met uh.
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  Speaker 6: So Diego could have just disappointed.
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  Speaker 4: Every every turtle it's ever been with but still got
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  Speaker 4: him pregnant.
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  Speaker 2: He was just next one. He sounds like she's not
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  Speaker 2: having fun.
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  Speaker 8: She's both.
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  Speaker 4: If turtles can make that noise, they should both be like.
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  Speaker 4: But it's just him, all right.
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  Speaker 2: Bring in the next one. She's like, you done? That's
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  Speaker 2: the Tony Baker does sound. He's like, we're not having pleasure.
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  Speaker 7: I got a job to do another video.
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  Speaker 2: This is the giant turtle you think you do? It's
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  Speaker 2: better I long stroking. It's that the penis.
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  Speaker 3: That's his head.
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  Speaker 4: They sound different when they're big like us. That just
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  Speaker 4: the big nigga version of the first one. So Diego
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  Speaker 4: was probably like get on to him with can you
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  Speaker 4: see him eat with his shirt off?
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  Speaker 2: The same same sound, sous he put the food in.
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  Speaker 8: His both.
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  Speaker 2: You want to eat lunch with you?
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  Speaker 7: You don't want to be in a room next to
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  Speaker 7: him at two in the morning, left over.
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  Speaker 2: Together niggad a room next to him, next to him
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  Speaker 2: to read waited? Am you ready to him his shirt off?
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  Speaker 2: You next him?
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  Speaker 6: Like naked wings and naked out talking about the first.
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  Speaker 2: One of the junk was in the.
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  Speaker 7: First one of the junk was in the King naked
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  Speaker 7: wings Like I thought we were naked were.
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  Speaker 9: You said naked wings? I thought we were gonna do
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  Speaker 9: naked eating wigs with his to me.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's a little turl. It's not like they ain't
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  Speaker 7: supposed to be smashing.
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  Speaker 10: Why this is so funny, No matter the science, it's
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  Speaker 10: all funny.
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  Speaker 2: Everyone. What are you doing that?
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  Speaker 5: There's some girls that sound like that to some men
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  Speaker 5: be moaning. Look, you can moan, just don't have a
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  Speaker 5: high pitch with it when you why you have some
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  Speaker 5: bass in your voice?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, whoever snitch on yourself? I don't judge myself whatever.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, you know your calls and Danny, you don't. But
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  Speaker 7: listen to the funking of the house.
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  Speaker 2: Who's is this? Who is this? That'd be funny if
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  Speaker 2: you heard who's is this?
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  Speaker 4: And then the response was Kevin, Like Kevin was saying.
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  Speaker 2: Who's is this?
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  Speaker 3: If you listen.
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  Speaker 2: Making this face?
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  Speaker 7: No he wan't heving this face and like no, no, no,
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  Speaker 7: can't Care's a pillow biers.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you just hear him. Listen, God, damn you West.
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  Speaker 2: She put his legs up in there, rock hold it,
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  Speaker 2: lift hold it. If someone docks, Melissa answers and you
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  Speaker 2: can't stilling what you want?
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  Speaker 11: You?
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  Speaker 2: Who is it?
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  Speaker 7: Manus on the baby shirt puts on their gonna get
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  Speaker 7: Melissa up the.
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  Speaker 2: Town here waiting for the to You're gonna make a
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  Speaker 2: sandwise that stuff ever happened?
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  Speaker 3: I lay it down to go.
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  Speaker 4: To sleep, lay it down to sleep, and.
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  Speaker 2: Behind the grabs cheese.
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  Speaker 5: He's waiting, relates, I have a podcast a headache right now.
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  Speaker 2: He has a bond it up. By the way, why
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  Speaker 2: do you wear.
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  Speaker 11: It?
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  Speaker 12: Adds to it, It adds to the dynamic.
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  Speaker 2: He got.
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  Speaker 12: Let me put my hair up up.
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  Speaker 7: You just go to your look get ready videos and
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  Speaker 7: then come in here just take it.
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  Speaker 2: You're just gonna take you.
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  Speaker 7: You just gonna do your look get ready with me
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  Speaker 7: videos and then you you don't.
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  Speaker 2: Ask My podcast went.
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  Speaker 7: Me and the boys were sitting up wait for you
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  Speaker 7: all day and now you're ready, and I just gotta
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  Speaker 7: be ready for you.
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  Speaker 2: Ready.
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  Speaker 3: I don't like.
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  Speaker 10: I don't like.
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  Speaker 4: This is like, hey, your uber's here, here, your ubers here,
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  Speaker 4: Thanks for the dick.
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  Speaker 13: Where's it going your home? Thanks the daddy. This is
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  Speaker 13: my home.
• 9:19
  Speaker 4: My name is on the millbone shakes you around the block,
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  Speaker 4: and I.
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  Speaker 2: Just wanted you to feel like ship. I just wanted
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  Speaker 2: you to feel used.
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  Speaker 4: Okam, walk out and in the house. House, there goes,
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  Speaker 4: there goes. Get the name, going out and coming.
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  Speaker 2: Keep taking that one. It makes me feel that the
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  Speaker 2: only thing you take that's the most player. Walk with
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  Speaker 2: your shoes and she's a bathroom shorts on and a.
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  Speaker 4: Honey, someone will respect me. All these women are the
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  Speaker 4: saying it's funny if you don't live there. I mean
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  Speaker 4: you brought it to the smash.
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  Speaker 6: She was like, go ahead to bring your water. I'm
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  Speaker 6: just like looking at it.
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  Speaker 1: Who's outstanding. I'm gonna try that for no reason. This
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  Speaker 1: is how turtle.
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  Speaker 4: You try the tiny one, a big one.
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  Speaker 2: Least know what's wrong here.
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  Speaker 4: I thought the middle one was actually the funniest. Sex
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  Speaker 4: is over immediately you hear me, what the turtle sound?
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  Speaker 2: That's over?
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  Speaker 4: No, especially if it's coming from behind you.
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  Speaker 2: He stops every time the clear the voice is wow.
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  Speaker 8: Every time you turn.
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  Speaker 14: Around, Lord Louise, turn a woman off and you're giggling soft.
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  Speaker 2: You have to answer the band. I'm so sorry. That
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  Speaker 2: usually doesn't happen to me.
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  Speaker 7: It was.
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  Speaker 2: I was just so nervous. Right up water supply, just
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  Speaker 2: get the shrap.
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  Speaker 15: I don't know. He call me taggy soup. Let me
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  Speaker 15: get you out your ship.
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  Speaker 2: Her sound, little Uber was somebody got smashed. Was horrible.
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  Speaker 2: I mean the turtle sound. And then she got the
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  Speaker 2: do she fu tut She fucked me.
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  Speaker 11: You gotta trouble, I mean the turtle sound. Then she
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  Speaker 11: she got mad. I didn't even know when you're doing that.
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  Speaker 11: She said, I'll show you turtles. As she said, call
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  Speaker 11: me Peggy slew or something. And then she called my
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  Speaker 11: uber even though I drove there, so I had the
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  Speaker 11: Uber back to get my car.
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  Speaker 2: It was the worst out of my fucking life. I'm
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  Speaker 2: actually celebrating. I don't even trust myself.
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  Speaker 7: I don't watch teenage me with Ninja, Turtle, Snowboard, I
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  Speaker 7: used a lot of show.
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  Speaker 6: I like Franklin. I don't Franklin the Turtle.
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  Speaker 4: I don't even like Snowfall because his name is frank
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  Speaker 4: I don't like Turtle.
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  Speaker 2: I used a lot of ship. Oh God, wake me up.
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  Speaker 8: And not like turtle. You just watching like.
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  Speaker 16: Turtles that I have shell turtle power. There the world's
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  Speaker 16: wolves fear some tarty. We're gonna suck you in ass?
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  Speaker 16: What is that in my ass? And weir grease bet
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  Speaker 16: your ass over.
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  Speaker 4: Oh I'm hearing it wrong, Turtles, t this d talk?
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  Speaker 4: Oh cut on, no slip, I'm kind of.
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  Speaker 2: Turn it on.
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  Speaker 7: I'm hearing this wrong, but it's simultaneously coming around.
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  Speaker 2: I was wrong, Jacket. That's so sick.
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  Speaker 7: I'm so hur I'm so broken. I'm so broken.
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: Oh my god. You chose to lift up it can right? Why?
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  Speaker 2: I never thought it would In a way it was
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: a land mine. What's that? Splinter? Shred I got your
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: rock steady right, those are the name of her deal.
• 15:11
  Speaker 7: Shredder got spikes on my purple nose, don tellow my
• 15:17
  Speaker 7: red one's rough.
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: I am my orange. What is my col Aancelo?
• 15:20
  Speaker 7: My colo comes with them chucks on the side, and what's.
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: The bothers on one in the corner, on that sweader
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  Speaker 2: with spikes all around. This is my sweader. He leaves.
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: They were like ahead, I have a sick put on
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: the piments. When I coverside you into.
• 15:58
  Speaker 5: Oh my god, them in the ass. Well, hey, yo,
• 16:19
  Speaker 5: we already halfway done. My hand is hurting to say.
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  Speaker 2: As well, turtle power. This is a children's program. Oh
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: my god, insane literally insity. Oh God, keep bring me
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  Speaker 2: up to please ship. That's funny. Just make that the episode.
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  Speaker 2: You guys forgot the last one. Don't go. You would
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  Speaker 2: never appreciate how good that was. Nose script. This isn't
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  Speaker 2: practice for hers. Just say wild. Now we don't have
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  Speaker 2: a outline. That is just off the door. It will
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  Speaker 2: never get better, that is.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, let's just we'll just skip to the We'll skip
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  Speaker 3: to the question I dared not go.
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  Speaker 2: Stork. We got I can't. That's how far we went
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  Speaker 2: for one where we started all I got the story
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  Speaker 2: is this happened? Now? This? Did you know that this
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  Speaker 2: turtle popular.
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: This is like, did you know this turtle is the
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  Speaker 4: reason for all these turtles? Now, let's talk about turtle
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  Speaker 4: fucking real For thirty five minutes. It was like, fact ridiculous,
• 17:56
  Speaker 4: more ridiculous.
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  Speaker 3: H all right, random question generator time.
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  Speaker 1: Oh man, I'll let you guys go then, and I
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: ask myself one, lou here's your question.
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: What are you a natural app sports?
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 18:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm never taking a golf lesson, and now I
• 18:16
  Speaker 5: have Adda's golf deal.
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: You never taken a golf lesson.
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: I've learned. I learned by watching.
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  Speaker 3: Golf is re ridiculously hard.
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  Speaker 2: It is really easy. And I did.
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  Speaker 1: Not realize how much money they make. Oh, Melissa just
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: started watching Full Swing.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah on Netflix.
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  Speaker 3: You tied for third eight hundred thousand dollar.
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a dude who came in second place. He
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  Speaker 2: raked in nine hundred and nineteen thousand. But it's be
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  Speaker 2: helling people though.
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: It'll be one hundred, usually one hundred and fifty.
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: It's very hard. It's the best of the best.
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  Speaker 3: One hundred and fifty people have make the cut.
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: And I think if you make this cutzy, you're getting
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: a little bit about They spit twenty million.
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: You could do par on every one and you gotta track. Yeah,
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: you gotta be last place. You gotta be Bertie.
• 18:57
  Speaker 5: Bertie, Bertie Berty Berty. And so I think, uh, sports,
• 19:02
  Speaker 5: I'm very much. Uh, I'm an athlete no matter what
• 19:05
  Speaker 5: sport I play, Thank you, I'm good at So that's yeah.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: All right, that's a good answer to here. Yeah, who
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: are some of your heroes?
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: Captain Crunch? Literally it.
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  Speaker 4: Was like she knew.
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: Uncle Ben, I'm Jemimah recipes Pearl Minute Company.
• 19:38
  Speaker 6: Cool to the hero as well. I don't even think
• 19:40
  Speaker 6: he owes the cereal.
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: He's just like he's just the face of it.
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: Man.
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  Speaker 6: He first he just had the crunch, then the berries.
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: Then he said fucking oh man, he went crazy and listen,
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: look at me, look at me. I'm the captain now.
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: He even made a mistake a paper bowl he does
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: on the ship. I mean, why was it cock?
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: Why was it already in the I just bro click
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: for questions, you know, a video on the door.
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: He'd be like, it's literally a random generator, Like you
• 20:19
  Speaker 4: couldn't even She was.
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: Right here with who's Kevin?
• 20:24
  Speaker 7: Because I didn't know I was bleeding I was like, I.
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: Got shot.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: I didn't even know long John silver Man Bro. He
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: revolutionized all these people, didn't really do anything copy just
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: finished place in the same person. I don't like finish
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: what I'm trying.
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: I don't like. Oh that nigga in front of Golden
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: Christ was his name, Little Chris.
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  Speaker 2: Sugar Ban.
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  Speaker 6: He kept breaking in the pupils out Now he took
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  Speaker 6: what he wanted to.
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: Chris the dude on the leg man right there. He
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  Speaker 2: was like the door.
• 21:17
  Speaker 6: Can't get enough of the sugar Sugar.
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: Cris, Sam Crackle and Pop my favorite.
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  Speaker 2: The crackle for me.
• 21:28
  Speaker 17: A lot of people sleep on Crackle. Well we be
• 21:32
  Speaker 17: without Chris Nap Yes, Sam Pop?
• 21:39
  Speaker 8: How did not even fit?
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: Sam Crack? I was thinking, like Sam doesn't make a.
• 21:48
  Speaker 7: Like, why are you giving up real names?
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: That having another on my food? What happened Sam Crackle Pop? Yeah?
• 21:57
  Speaker 7: Man, this is all friends. Give me Snap Bro, give
• 22:02
  Speaker 7: me Snap Badam. It's not gonna sound.
• 22:08
  Speaker 10: You want to get your new questions little Lee first
• 22:12
  Speaker 10: before you give me.
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: I didn't you know I'm amazing?
• 22:20
  Speaker 11: Fatal Basna say Harry and Tummant or something, so hell proceeds.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: Third, good Marshal Tony the t.
• 22:32
  Speaker 6: I don't even want to hear your.
• 22:36
  Speaker 5: I'm really impressed by your journal, you know quick sco
• 22:40
  Speaker 5: chef boil d.
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: I don't know you may gonna say that game give
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: me a new one. I'm gonna close my eyes. Do
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: you ever sing when you're alone? What song? I'm gonna
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: be a loan? I sing all the time since you've
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: been going, my man?
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: Is your karaoke song?
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: I go crazy? And how did that become your song?
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  Speaker 4: Because she says I can breathe for the first time,
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  Speaker 4: I feel like singing.
• 23:34
  Speaker 6: That was quite an attack.
• 23:37
  Speaker 17: I can't breathe.
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: You skip right to that verse the little questions like.
• 23:59
  Speaker 18: What's the last pleasant bros?
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: Not the hell are you ask? Whole? Just taking the
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: whimps of here, like kayh could have gone the seat
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: papp to night. You put a little peppermint in it,
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: a little pepper man little put a little pepper Mango's.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: Pressure nobody, So I told the nigga.
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: I don't think you got but this is funny. This
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: makes me laughing. O my god, Pat turn.
• 24:56
  Speaker 10: Brot have good time even you know it was it
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  Speaker 10: was that man, just I can pray for the first
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  Speaker 10: time nigga.
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: I'm I'm gonna let you go first.
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: I dropped my gorsere.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: I was like.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, this was like okay, yeah, why.
• 25:19
  Speaker 7: It's so calmly because he said I can read for
• 25:22
  Speaker 7: the first time very mad was a fact, very matter
• 25:26
  Speaker 7: of fact.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: Very cash the line that changed his life.
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: He was having a first and he.
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: Heard that song was like I need a sea path.
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: It was crazy. I want to hit my helo right
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: now because I feel like I just heard some laughing.
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: But I can't. I can't do that. You better. I'm
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: just gonna hold it here. It's like there diving one
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: headed right now, wrap this up so I can hit
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: my He really has a tech I already was. I'd
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: rather die here you go.
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: I don't know why it keeps giving you these pancakes.
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: Or waffles perfect, got ya? Every time?
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: Waffles and pancakes are the same batter, are they not?
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: But they tastes differently different?
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: I know, But is it like ingredient wise putting it in?
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: So why do we taste different if its literally the same?
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: Is it really?
• 26:31
  Speaker 11: No?
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: Because in the boxes has pancakes and waffle mix, but on.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: The waffle do be like these ingredients like a quarter teaspool,
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: because when you.
• 26:41
  Speaker 5: Put it in the waffle maker and makes it crunchy,
• 26:43
  Speaker 5: it's a little hard pancakes. Pancakes are crunchy unless you
• 26:47
  Speaker 5: get the outside.
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, croco barrel outside. That's not the whole. That's not
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: the whole thing. Waffles a whole end piece.
• 26:54
  Speaker 4: The pancakes what it is, crispy pancakes. The edges are
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: basically almost waffles. The fact that we like just that part,
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: it's kind of disrespectful to waffle.
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: Because they're just like, we've been crunchy. That's our whole
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: square for square.
• 27:13
  Speaker 4: You talking pancakes, pancakes, cakes, y'all.
• 27:21
  Speaker 8: Y'all like waffles, pancakes.
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: I like pancakes better. It depends on my day.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: Also, waffles don't be everywhere. Pancakes be everywhere. Restaurants don't make.
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: But everybody don't make good pancakes. That's true. Sloppy pancakes
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: or nasty I think just those.
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: It was easier to make good pancakes than make good.
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: I don't like those overly big pancakes. There's no need
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: for that. And then they give you three of them,
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: like brot all. That's ridiculous. I always tell them, hey, man,
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: just give me one pancakes.
• 27:45
  Speaker 5: That's why I like waffle House. Wabble House makes the
• 27:47
  Speaker 5: perfect waffles. Then it's not too thick, it's crispy, it's soft,
• 27:52
  Speaker 5: it's buttery, it's.
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: Juicy, and the cook will beat the breaks off you
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: if you don't like it.
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: You guys like Rosco's waffles. You know, I can't even remember.
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: Deteriorated a little bit. I used to like it.
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: Here, the less inclined I've been to eat.
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: Once I figured I had it, I was like, the
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: secret recipe is cinnamon. It's a cinnamon. I don't know
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: how anybody tastes so good. Cinema was this secret that
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: it says a signa secret recipe.
• 28:19
  Speaker 6: Like that's it, not even cinnamon and something else like
• 28:22
  Speaker 6: nothing make it might.
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: Be nothing, but it it just tastes like cinnament. That
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: mag is one of those things.
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: I don't really know how it tastes, but when something's
• 28:28
  Speaker 4: in it, I'm like, there's nothing like Christmas.
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: Ye like a holiday?
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all spice and nothing may be like niggas December twelve.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: All right, my question is what do you like most
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: about your family?
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: I ain't gonna say nothing. I was thinking how much
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: they love me? All right? There was nothing, There was
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: nothing immediate because it was like family.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: I never remember nothing to y'all. Twelve minutes of this
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: episode from the one getting smashed, but it was like,
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: how can I find one we're just talking to?
• 29:11
  Speaker 8: It was like.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: This has been I saw us on the Internet podcast
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: Every Monday where we find podcasts on YouTube as well.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: Patrick Cloud to hear more. Lulu Gonzalez came on stage
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: and camp all right, we'll see you letter by bye.