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The iPod Classic: Scrap Value of the Playlist

March 2026. A Cupertino boardroom shrouded in melancholic fog. What begins as a routine audit of misallocated ad-spend spirals into a profound clash between two starkly opposing worldviews. Katie, the architect of sterile efficiency, is tasked with reconciling Q1 metrics against the unexpected 40% secondary market spike of the 7th Gen iPod Classic. But for Marcus, the ghost in the machine isn't just a data anomaly; it's the physical manifestation of music, memory, and a "low-bitrate existence" where identity itself is rented air. As they dissect the unexpected resurgence, Marcus champions the…

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