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The state of the union · An ASMR Practice

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  Speaker 1: Listen. Listen. Listen. You know, my mother was really heavily, like,
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  Speaker 1: musically inspired by Missy Elliott. You know, this, this she
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  Speaker 1: really liked. The sounds, the sounds of Missy Elliott. And, uh...
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  Speaker 1: And you. And literally... I mean, no. Missy Elliott, I'm
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  Speaker 1: really rocking with. Missy Elliott, put your thing down, flip it,
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  Speaker 1: and reverse it. Oh, okay. I see what we're doing here. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I just got an image. I just got an image.
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  Speaker 1: I just got reminded of an image. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect, guys.
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  Speaker 1: Great work. So I was going to complain about some stuff,
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  Speaker 1: but I just refilled my cup. I just refilled my
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  Speaker 1: Stan Lee. I just finished off my little snack. And, um... And,
• 1:41
  Speaker 1: you see, you see, I also... I did a heist.
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  Speaker 1: I did a heist. It involved waiting in a line.
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  Speaker 1: It involved waiting in a line. Lines? Not so bad.
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  Speaker 2: Not so bad.
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  Speaker 1: Not so bad. It's good to wait. This has been
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  Speaker 1: my lesson. It's okay to wait. It's okay to wait
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  Speaker 1: your turn. When's my turn? It's my turn. It's my turn.
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  Speaker 1: I'm turning right. I'm turning right. They got some dominoes, okay?
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  Speaker 1: They got two blue ones. They got one red one.
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  Speaker 1: They got two on the blue side, one on the
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  Speaker 1: red side. Together it's three. And it's also... Uh, what
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  Speaker 1: do you call this? Uh, police lights. Or, um, whatever.
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  Speaker 1: It's red and blue. It's a bunch of countries, actually,
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  Speaker 1: I would say. A lot of countries have red and blue.
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  Speaker 1: Like on the flag. On the flag, at the flagpole. Hi! Hi! Hi! Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I had a song play into my head. I think
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  Speaker 1: the place I just went was not playing a song.
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  Speaker 1: And so... a song popped into my head and it
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  Speaker 1: was this song my mom used to listen to when
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  Speaker 1: she was like being sad about the divorce or whatever
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  Speaker 1: something like that um they'd be like I don't know
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  Speaker 1: why you gotta be angry all the time and I
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  Speaker 1: didn't really like this song I'm gonna be honest I
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  Speaker 1: thought it was kind of like I think it's okay
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  Speaker 1: to be mad. Rene Rapp. Rene Rapp. Tell him. Rene.
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  Speaker 1: Tell him. It's okay to be mad sometimes. And. You know.
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  Speaker 1: There's nothing wrong with being sad. There's literally nothing wrong
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  Speaker 1: with being sad. And I think. If you want to
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  Speaker 1: intervene on your sadness. If your sadness is like unconquerable. Then.
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  Speaker 1: try to conquer it yeah for sure I think there's
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  Speaker 1: like places to go for that oh I think I
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  Speaker 1: know where to go for that I think I literally
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  Speaker 1: know where to go for that and I think I
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  Speaker 1: know where to go sometimes you just gotta figure it
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  Speaker 1: out You just mess around and figure it out. Messes
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  Speaker 1: are literally fine. Like, messes are pretty okay. This is
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  Speaker 1: what I learned at my grandpa's house the other day. Because, like,
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  Speaker 1: on one hand, I was like, this is a bit
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  Speaker 1: of a mess. But then on another hand, I was like,
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  Speaker 1: you got some good stuff here. I see why he
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  Speaker 1: would keep some of these things. You know, and I
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  Speaker 1: felt the same way at, you know, at the shooting range.
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  Speaker 1: At Killer Mountain. another grandpa of mine's house. I felt
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  Speaker 1: the same way. I was like, this is a little
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  Speaker 1: bit of a mess. This is a little bit of
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  Speaker 1: a mess. And... And... They got some nice stuff here.
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  Speaker 1: These are some good materials. I could do lots of
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  Speaker 1: crafts here. I could do so many freaking crafts here.
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  Speaker 1: I could build a freaking fort. I could build a
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  Speaker 1: fort and paint it. With all the craft materials we
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  Speaker 1: have here. And... so I do probably oh I did
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  Speaker 1: find a really nice treasure like a seriously nice treasure
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  Speaker 1: it's like a it's like a table and the top
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  Speaker 1: is marble or I don't know it's like faux marble
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  Speaker 1: probably if I had to guess it's like black faux
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  Speaker 1: marble and like f-o-u-x like fake like false okay like
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  Speaker 1: not like phobe they're our friends guys they're literally our
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  Speaker 1: friends can we just be friends can we be friends
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  Speaker 1: i want to be friends i just want to be friends.
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  Speaker 2: And uh you know i think some some things are
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  Speaker 2: pretty tricky it would seem sometimes you can't even be
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  Speaker 2: a friend sometimes you try to be a friend and
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  Speaker 2: it's like they.
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  Speaker 1: Don't even they don't even.
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  Speaker 2: They're like really busy like extremely busy.
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  Speaker 1: I found this button I used to make these like
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  Speaker 1: these paper and plastic buttons I don't know where I
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  Speaker 1: found this probably on the ground it's pretty dirty it
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  Speaker 1: says flipper and it has a shark Aw. Aw. Now
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  Speaker 1: I'm drawing on it because the plastic's, like, falling off.
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  Speaker 1: And the shark had an X-eye, but I just gave
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  Speaker 1: it a star eye patch instead. Try to picture it.
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  Speaker 1: Try to picture it. I think the difference between me
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  Speaker 1: and someone who's diagnosed with OCD or schizophrenia is that
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  Speaker 1: I'm actually an agent. I'm actually a creativity and imagination agent.
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  Speaker 1: And that's literally good. It's literally good. I think somebody's
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  Speaker 1: going to enjoy this. If not anybody else, it's going
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  Speaker 1: to be me until the end of time. It's been me.
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  Speaker 1: It's literally been me. And they got all kinds of
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  Speaker 1: words and like the freaking DSM, whatever bullshit. They got
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  Speaker 1: all kinds of words that's like trying to make you
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  Speaker 1: feel some kind of way about the way that you are.
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  Speaker 1: And it's like, yeah, they think they're describing you. They think, oh,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just describing the situation so that I can go
• 9:04
  Speaker 1: like find a powder for this, you know? And you know,
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  Speaker 1: we got lots of powders. We got all sorts of powders.
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  Speaker 1: We got blush. We got foundation. We got snow. And
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  Speaker 1: one more. One more. What's the next one? Like eyeshadow,
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  Speaker 1: I would say. It's usually pretty good. I was like
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  Speaker 1: such a little freak in college. I don't know what
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  Speaker 1: inspired me, but... I used to just do like my
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  Speaker 1: eyeliner with just like a glitter gel. Just like a
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  Speaker 1: glitter gel. It was like extremely cheap, probably poisonous. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. I didn't, I don't think it bothered me.
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  Speaker 1: I think I liked the gel. I think I put
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  Speaker 1: the gel on and I was like, yes, this is good.
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  Speaker 1: This is really good. Whereas, like, the powder... The powders
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  Speaker 1: make me a little itchy, I would say. Actually. Um...
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  Speaker 1: Which is why I really don't. I don't wear makeup
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  Speaker 1: so much. I mean, I like the pen. I like
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  Speaker 1: the eyeliner pen. I think I probably have one. Actually,
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  Speaker 1: I probably don't. I left house without most things. I
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  Speaker 1: have my car key. I have some blush, dude. Some
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  Speaker 1: guy in the street gave me this. I don't think
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  Speaker 1: I've worn it yet. I put my finger in it.
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  Speaker 1: Jelly blush.
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  Speaker 2: Jelly blush.
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  Speaker 1: Jelly blush. I used to like, I don't know. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. I feel like I was usually, I was
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  Speaker 1: usually like the, the, the being at the function that
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  Speaker 1: was like done with my makeup the first. And then
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  Speaker 1: I was like, I was just trying to giggle after that.
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  Speaker 1: I was just trying to giggle. So shout out, shout
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  Speaker 1: out all the gigglers, shout out all the gobbles. The
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  Speaker 1: Gubbles with a U-B-B, okay? Like, come on. We're just Gubbles.
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  Speaker 1: We're just Bubble Gubbles. I think it descends, in my
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  Speaker 1: father's imagination, from the word.
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  Speaker 2: If I'm.
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  Speaker 1: Gonna be creative, I think it's actually descended from just girl.
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  Speaker 1: And then, like, double trouble, I would say. Because we
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  Speaker 1: were the Giggle Girls, and this is trouble for... This
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  Speaker 1: is trouble for a ho-ho-ho, bro. this is trouble for
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  Speaker 1: a certain kind of guy.
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  Speaker 3: They have amazing art at this place they have seriously
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  Speaker 3: amazing amazing art it's like this shit is a mural
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  Speaker 3: they literally made a mural they said we have bricks
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  Speaker 3: perfect mural.
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  Speaker 1: And they have so many colors I like colors. I think, um...
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  Speaker 1: You know, at one time I... When did I do this?
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  Speaker 1: At some point, for some reason, I designed my own
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  Speaker 1: coloring book. I couldn't tell you where it is. I
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  Speaker 1: couldn't tell you who has it. I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: anybody made copies or if I just made a coloring
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  Speaker 1: book and then colored it in. Or I probably didn't
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  Speaker 1: even color it in. I was probably like, someone's gonna
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  Speaker 1: color this one day. And then it's probably just in my, like,
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  Speaker 1: high school drive. If I had to guess, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know how to get into that. I straight up don't
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  Speaker 1: even know how to get into that. And so... Feeling good.
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  Speaker 1: Feeling good. Somebody put me in slow motion, I think, today.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think I'm a rabbit anymore. Or maybe I
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  Speaker 1: am still a rabbit. I was born in the year
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  Speaker 1: of the rabbit. I don't really feel like a rabbit.
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  Speaker 1: I kind of feel like a... I feel like an agent.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like an undercover investigator. Undercover... It's not... targeted, okay? Seriously,
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  Speaker 1: not targeted at anybody. Though there is a community that
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  Speaker 1: might feel a little targeted. I'm actually speaking of, I think, what,
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  Speaker 1: the Mormons? The Mormons were doing stuff like this? Alright,
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  Speaker 1: this guy has a literal feather in his hat. I
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  Speaker 1: think I have to talk to him. I gotta go. Bye. So,
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  Speaker 1: I do want to speak about somebody. Um, probably not
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  Speaker 1: my business to speak to them, it would seem. So,
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  Speaker 1: my very first ex. Well, yeah, my very first... I mean, shit,
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  Speaker 1: was this an ex? I would say. I met his
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  Speaker 1: whole freaking family. I liked them. I literally liked them.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, these people are alright. These people are
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  Speaker 1: not bad people at all. I was like, this motherfucker
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  Speaker 1: is the biggest problem in the gosh darn room. You know,
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  Speaker 1: he reached out to me recently, and recently-ish, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: The moon was in Capricorn. The moon was in Capricorn
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  Speaker 1: Full Moon. It was Capricorn Full Moon. And I was like,
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  Speaker 1: this motherfucker, I knew this was coming because the full
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  Speaker 1: moon's here. And I was like... So I said to him,
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  Speaker 1: I said, via text, I said, you feeling that Capricorn
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  Speaker 1: full moon, my guy? Something like that. I probably didn't
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  Speaker 1: say my guy. But it took me a couple days
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  Speaker 1: to respond because I was ultimately like, this guy, why
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  Speaker 1: is he hitting me up? And I could have said,
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  Speaker 1: but I think that's what I said last time he
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  Speaker 1: hit me up. Last time he hit me up, I
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  Speaker 1: was like, what is this about? Why? I said, what
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  Speaker 1: is this about? Probably a couple days late. I probably
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  Speaker 1: had to stew on it or something. I had to
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  Speaker 1: simmer on it. Simmer. Simmer. Oh, this person. Whoa. That
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  Speaker 1: was a very elegant movement they just hit. I don't
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  Speaker 1: even know what I just saw, but it was extremely elegant.
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  Speaker 1: In the minivan ahead of me. And it was so elegant.
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  Speaker 1: Holy crow. Are we going to address the elegant in
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  Speaker 1: the room? I think the elegant really ties the room together.
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  Speaker 1: Just talking to myself. Don't worry about it. Talking to
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  Speaker 1: the gobbles. Gobble. Gobble, gobble. I went to a gobble, gobble,
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  Speaker 1: wobble once. One of us was a wobble. And the
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  Speaker 1: other ones were probably gobbles. And so... And so... The
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  Speaker 1: freaking song The Entertainer just started playing in my head.
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  Speaker 1: I am the entertainer, and I had to pay my price.
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  Speaker 1: Things I did not know at first, I learned by
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  Speaker 1: doing twice. Oh, but still they come to haunt me.
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  Speaker 1: Still they want their pay. But I've learned to dance
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  Speaker 1: with iron and fire and I'm riding naked, I'm riding
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  Speaker 1: my chick and they go their merry way. Yeehaw. Yeehaw.
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  Speaker 1: Yee yee? Yee DM. What do we know? What do
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  Speaker 1: we know? What do we know? What was I going
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  Speaker 1: to say? Okay, this lady. So, the first guy, I
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  Speaker 1: liked his mom a lot. One of the more recent guys,
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  Speaker 1: and this is not the most recent guy, this is
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  Speaker 1: a different guy. He like, I feel like he wanted
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  Speaker 1: to customize my character to kind of look like his mom.
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  Speaker 1: To be honest. Like, all the fashion things that I
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  Speaker 1: didn't necessarily like. But sometimes I do them because I
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  Speaker 1: sort of have to. Like for example, now I'm wearing
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: some like glasses that protect my eyes because I did
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  Speaker 1: choose to put my contacts in today. Frankly, I couldn't
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: find my glasses. I don't, I don't know where they went.
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  Speaker 1: And I found my contact case. It's like Walmart colors.
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  Speaker 1: It's like literally blue and yellow. I was like, okay,
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  Speaker 1: I got this. I can put these in with no effort,
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  Speaker 1: no effort, not even a mirror. My sister watched me
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: put my contacts in the other day without a mirror.
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  Speaker 1: She's like, you're doing that without a mirror? I was like, yeah, girl.
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  Speaker 1: I've had these eyeballs my whole freaking life. Literally, like...
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  Speaker 1: I've been touching them for a while, it would seem. Um...
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  Speaker 1: There's some stuff going on. In the Inside Out. chamber
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: so yeah like this guy wanted me to look like
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  Speaker 1: his mom and she was fine I didn't have a
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  Speaker 1: problem with her at all I liked her she had
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  Speaker 1: a twang about her I would say And she was fine.
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  Speaker 1: She was pretty busy, I would say. She was a
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  Speaker 1: social worker. And, uh... Unfortunately... Unfortunately, I had to hit
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  Speaker 1: her up one day. I was like, girl... I was like, girl,
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  Speaker 1: your son keeps threatening to kill himself if I don't
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  Speaker 1: take him back. I'm gonna need you to maybe check
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  Speaker 1: in with him. I know your schedule's probably pretty packed,
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  Speaker 1: but you gotta do something about this. This is beyond
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  Speaker 1: my pay grade, this is beyond my means, this is
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  Speaker 1: beyond my cup, okay? And I can't do this again.
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  Speaker 1: This has happened way too many times. Why do they
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  Speaker 1: keep doing this? Why are they manipulating me? Why are
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  Speaker 1: they manipulating me? And they never actually even did it.
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  Speaker 1: They never actually even did it. As far as I know,
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  Speaker 1: I mind my own business. I wouldn't know. I wouldn't know.
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  Speaker 1: The moms are on it. And you know, the first mom,
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  Speaker 1: I kind of liked her. I kind of liked her extra. She,
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  Speaker 1: you know, cause she, she didn't want, listen, I hit
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  Speaker 1: her up recently. Not physically guys. I texted, I texted
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  Speaker 1: and I was being a bit of a brat. I
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: was being a bit of a brat. I was like,
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  Speaker 1: I don't really want to talk to your son right now.
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  Speaker 1: I had taken a couple of days to respond to
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  Speaker 1: her son. And I said something just being like myself.
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  Speaker 1: And then he didn't respond, so realistically, he didn't want
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  Speaker 1: to talk to me. He probably hit her up when
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  Speaker 1: I didn't hit her up. Hit her, like, HMU, like,
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  Speaker 1: to call, like, I don't know. He probably called her.
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  Speaker 1: I texted her. I was just thinking about her. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't really want to talk to him, so I scared
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  Speaker 1: him away with some stuff. with the Capricorn Moon. I
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  Speaker 1: scared him away with the Capricorn Moon. These are really
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  Speaker 1: scared of the moon. It's probably because us gobbles are
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  Speaker 1: out howling at it. Us gobbles and artists, we're out habbling. Wait,
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: we're out howling. We're habbling. It's a habbling. Call it
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: a haveling. Call it a haveling. Oh, man. And I
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: feel bad because sometimes when I go into a certain
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: other platform that you can, like, message people on for chat, like,
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  Speaker 1: I have seen the other guy's moms. I didn't respond
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  Speaker 1: to her last thing. I was like, listen, you gotta
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: step in, girl. I'm taking a knee or something. Like, I'm...
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: I'm stepping out. This is too much. I don't think
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  Speaker 1: it's my fault. The signs, the symbols, the gobbles are
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  Speaker 1: telling me it's not my fault. What did I do?
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: What did I do? I spoke. I spoke. I had feelings.
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  Speaker 1: And I made a little bit of a mess sometimes. Like,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what to say. I literally don't know
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  Speaker 1: what to say. Okay. Alright. I'm a little teapot. Shout.
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  Speaker 1: Here is my handle. Here is my spout. When I
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: get all steamed up, hear me shout. Tip me over
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  Speaker 1: and pour me out. Thanks for listening, guys. Love you. Bye.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how to stop it. Good thing we're
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: at a stoplight.