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Syd Heller and Olivia DeLaurentis - Unsung Cinema · Movie Meltdown

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  Speaker 1: This is Diane Franklin with Movie Meltdown.
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  Speaker 2: What's up and welcome to Movie Meltdown's Unsung Cinema. I'm
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  Speaker 2: Brian and in this series I welcome guests to discuss
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  Speaker 2: their involvement in the film and entertainment industry and then
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  Speaker 2: we round out the episode talking about a movie that
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  Speaker 2: they enjoy that maybe, when it originally came out, didn't
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  Speaker 2: get the respect that it deserves. And on this episode,
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  Speaker 2: I have not one, but two amazing guests. Sid Heller
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  Speaker 2: and Olivia de Laurentiis are, I'm going to say, renaissance women.
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  Speaker 2: And by that, I don't just mean they love going
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  Speaker 2: to the Ren Faire, which, wait, now that I think
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  Speaker 2: about it, I think they actually do. But in addition
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  Speaker 2: to that, they can do it all. And they do
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  Speaker 2: on a regular basis. Writers, actors, producers, directors. Hell, I
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  Speaker 2: even heard them belt out some amazing songs on the
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  Speaker 2: show a few weeks back. They are content creators in
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  Speaker 2: the best sense of the phrase. And by that I
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  Speaker 2: mean a lot of people put videos out on social media.
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  Speaker 3: A lot.
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  Speaker 2: But here's the difference. When these two post a funny video,
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  Speaker 2: it's actually funny. And that is not the case with
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  Speaker 2: a lot of what is out there on the internet.
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  Speaker 2: But they have been creating these videos for years and
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  Speaker 2: I have consistently been impressed by the original concepts that
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  Speaker 2: they come up with and the ridiculously funny performances that
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  Speaker 2: they deliver every time. And then they started putting together
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  Speaker 2: their own podcast and I realized Not only could they
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  Speaker 2: do all these things, but they could be completely charming
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  Speaker 2: in the process. Also kind of insane. But I mean
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  Speaker 2: that in the best possible way. Seriously, go watch their
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  Speaker 2: show and you'll see insanity at its finest. But all
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  Speaker 2: that aside, this episode we're going to ease our way
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  Speaker 2: in with a little of their journey that led them
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  Speaker 2: to Sid and Olivia Talk Shit. That is the name
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  Speaker 2: of their show, in case you're unaware. And all that
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  Speaker 2: before an extensive and arguably blasphemous discussion of the movie
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  Speaker 2: Christian Ming. Again, if you're familiar with these two, that
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  Speaker 2: movie choice will not be a surprise to you. And
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  Speaker 2: if you're not familiar with the movie or our guests, well,
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  Speaker 2: buckle up because.
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  Speaker 3: We're about to get into it.
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  Speaker 2: We are coming in now. You can hear the wonderful
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  Speaker 2: music by Andrea Davidson playing. So will one or both
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  Speaker 2: of you please tell our illustrious producer to cut the music?
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  Speaker 1: Cut the music!
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  Speaker 2: Thank you. Now it's a party.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 2: Shut up. We are joined today by Sid and Olivia,
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  Speaker 2: which I'm sure you're familiar with. But if not, I
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  Speaker 2: was going to go back and do at least a
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  Speaker 2: little bit. Okay, it's going to go way back. I've
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  Speaker 2: known about you for a very long time. I don't
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  Speaker 2: know that you want to hear the story. It is adorable.
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  Speaker 2: It's adorable and really ridiculous.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, well, yeah, obviously.
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  Speaker 1: That's way better than like scary and uncomfortable.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, it's just, yeah, it's ridiculous. So I heard
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  Speaker 2: about you from your mom. Wouldn't it be sad if
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  Speaker 2: it was Gail? Would it be really weird if it
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  Speaker 2: was Gail?
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  Speaker 1: It would be weird. I'd be like, I don't understand
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  Speaker 1: how you met this woman, but absolutely.
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  Speaker 2: And I only know that because you brought up her
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  Speaker 2: name on the last episode.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, there you go.
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  Speaker 2: Otherwise, I actually didn't know your mom's name, to not
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  Speaker 2: get into creepy. You wouldn't know. But no, this was many,
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  Speaker 2: many years ago. I've been doing this a long, ridiculous
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  Speaker 2: amount of time. And I was at a convention. And again,
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  Speaker 2: if you don't know, her mother is Diane Franklin. And
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  Speaker 2: I'm telling her how The Last American Virgin ruined my life. Right, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And it's traumatizing. Amazing, but traumatizing.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that seems to be how it went for everyone.
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  Speaker 2: Seriously, I don't know, jumping ahead to relationships, I don't
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  Speaker 2: know how anyone can have a relationship after watching The
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  Speaker 2: Last American Virgin.
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  Speaker 4: Right, that's fair.
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  Speaker 2: It prepares you for life and how everything's going to go. But, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I'm just talking to her. And by the end, it's like, hey,
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  Speaker 2: what are you doing with your life now? And she
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  Speaker 2: launched into this pitch of her daughter.
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  Speaker 4: That's very nice.
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  Speaker 2: The amazing. I checked back on it. I was like,
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  Speaker 2: what exactly did she say? You won an award when
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  Speaker 2: you were 12.
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  Speaker 1: Geez, she went that far.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I said. I was like, you'll probably be like, mom.
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  Speaker 1: She's terrible and wonderful.
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  Speaker 2: She was amazing. Yeah. But I thought that was funny
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  Speaker 2: that that's how far back that went. She was pitching your,
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  Speaker 2: your movies that far back. Award-winning films is what I
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  Speaker 2: was told.
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  Speaker 1: So cute.
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  Speaker 2: I love that. But it did stick, even at that point.
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  Speaker 2: So I do remember going back shortly thereafter and finding
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  Speaker 2: the very early version of YouTube videos that you were
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  Speaker 2: putting out. And then I was also like, and who's
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  Speaker 2: the Sid one? Wait a minute. You're both amazing. So
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  Speaker 2: I was very impressed with even the early videos. And
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  Speaker 2: as they've gone on, you guys just continue to get
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  Speaker 2: more impressive and in the comedy itself. And then now
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  Speaker 2: you've- Thank you so much.
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  Speaker 1: That's so nice of you.
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  Speaker 2: You've rolled over into a whole new format. So I
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  Speaker 2: guess that's kind of the easing our way into just
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  Speaker 2: you guys is what led you to doing the skits
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  Speaker 2: more or less and then how it's kind of become
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  Speaker 2: the show that you now have as well. Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, well, we met in high school and we
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  Speaker 1: both went to college together and we did improv together.
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  Speaker 1: So we decided to make sketches and yeah, kind of
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  Speaker 1: just like started making sketches. Our friends kind of were like,
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  Speaker 1: what is this? This is strange.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That seems about right. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we kept going because we were like, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: And then yeah, and then that kind of just led
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  Speaker 1: to making like some web series stuff and some short stuff. And,
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  Speaker 1: and yeah, we have a podcast.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we started doing sketches on TikTok because when TikTok
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  Speaker 4: became like a thing during the pandemic, we were like, well,
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  Speaker 4: we could probably like make a sketch that's under one
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  Speaker 4: minute by talking really fast and like truncating it.
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  Speaker 2: And then, uh, we started, I can't imagine you guys
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  Speaker 2: doing that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. Right.
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  Speaker 4: We, we started doing that more and more.
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  Speaker 1: And then, um, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And then people were like, you know, I would listen
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  Speaker 4: to a podcast and neither of us know anything about
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  Speaker 4: podcasting or at the time we didn't know anything.
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  Speaker 1: And then, so we, um, we have gone.
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  Speaker 4: Through a couple of different iterations of the podcast, but
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  Speaker 4: we try to just like use it as a jumping
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  Speaker 4: board for like, improv games and like really insane shit.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, can we curse in this? I should have asked that.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I know who I'm talking to. So yes,
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  Speaker 2: feel free.
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  Speaker 4: But don't go over here.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, you can go all in. You can just lay
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  Speaker 2: into it. Okay. I assume you will make up new
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  Speaker 2: curse words before we're done, but why not?
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely.
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  Speaker 2: I welcome such things.
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  Speaker 3: It's fine.
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  Speaker 2: But no, I guess going in what, um, like that
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  Speaker 2: early on, did you have like, even just the videos, um,
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  Speaker 2: did you have a goal? I'm using air quotes there
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  Speaker 2: as far as like career wise, or was it just,
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  Speaker 2: this is fun. Let's try this.
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  Speaker 4: No, you know, we, we've both always wanted to work
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  Speaker 4: in TV specifically. I loved making movies when I was
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  Speaker 4: in high school. We both made short films and, you know,
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  Speaker 4: the did theaters and did a lot of musical theater
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  Speaker 4: and we both did a bunch of improv. And so
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  Speaker 4: I think, you know, we always had like comedy TV icons, like,
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  Speaker 4: you know, Tina Fey and like the guys from it's
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  Speaker 4: always sunny. And, Just like, you know, Larry David and
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  Speaker 4: a bunch of different people that we were like, oh,
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  Speaker 4: it'd be so cool to eventually do something in this direction.
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  Speaker 4: And so, you know, we've been doing kind of like
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  Speaker 4: TV development stuff as well and like random things that
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  Speaker 4: who knows. But yeah, what's been fun too is like
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  Speaker 4: seeing how YouTube has kind of been reformatting itself as
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  Speaker 4: a place that people can kind of make their own
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  Speaker 4: TV kind of a thing. And that's always, that's like
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  Speaker 4: a cool thing. That we're learning about.
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  Speaker 2: That's what, yeah, I brought that up a few times lately.
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  Speaker 2: It's just, it's interesting, this whole, especially YouTube's been around
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  Speaker 2: longer than most things at this point. So, internet anyway.
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  Speaker 2: And they, the internet as a whole has sort of
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  Speaker 2: reset itself every five years. So, even when you start
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  Speaker 2: to get a handle on how things work. It all
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  Speaker 2: goes to hell and a whole new batch of things
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  Speaker 2: shows up and you can't really prepare yourself for what's
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  Speaker 2: about to happen next.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. And we kind of like escaped the like longer
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  Speaker 1: form videos from YouTube and everybody started being like, no,
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  Speaker 1: it's all about Vine and then TikTok. And then, you know,
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  Speaker 1: it has to be as short as possible. And now
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  Speaker 1: we're all going back to YouTube being really long.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So, you know.
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  Speaker 2: I'm still making my Vine videos.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you got it.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what to do with them, but I'm
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  Speaker 2: still making them.
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  Speaker 1: You definitely have to make them and they'll go somewhere eventually.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. You just snip them all together and put them
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  Speaker 2: on YouTube anyway.
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  Speaker 1: And that's fair. And then you get to just binge.
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  Speaker 2: Well, as we're heading towards movies, I know this is
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  Speaker 2: one that I'm just interested in just for my own, like,
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  Speaker 2: sick purposes because I don't want to do this, but
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  Speaker 2: occasionally on the show, you will mention going to auditions
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  Speaker 2: and that, I guess, performance wise. I mean, I know you're,
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  Speaker 2: you're still writing a lot of stuff as well, but the,
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  Speaker 2: the auditions for the acting jobs is just fascinating to me.
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  Speaker 2: So if you don't want to name specific, you know,
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  Speaker 2: projects and or people involved, but are your, are there
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  Speaker 2: any special stories from that process?
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  Speaker 1: Wow. Yeah. Um, I mean, everything is a self-tape now, mostly.
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  Speaker 1: They hardly ever are like, you should come into my
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  Speaker 1: space and come in person.
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  Speaker 2: That's probably better, actually.
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  Speaker 1: It is and it isn't because you're like, I'm sending
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  Speaker 1: a video that I know someone will watch this. slate
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  Speaker 1: and go not right and just like immediately like yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna do 18 takes until it's perfect and then
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  Speaker 4: someone's just gonna be like now we already know who's
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  Speaker 4: it yeah like.
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  Speaker 2: 12 seconds in they're like next i'm.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're like, just not the right chin.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, like, okay.
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  Speaker 1: Um, but I had a self tape once for a
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  Speaker 1: horror movie. I don't know what the movie ended up being.
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  Speaker 1: But my character that I had to audition for was
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  Speaker 1: a girl who gets killed while giving road head. And
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  Speaker 1: I had to do for the audition is come up
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  Speaker 1: from giving head and then scream and die. So in
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  Speaker 1: my slate, I just said, hi, my name is Sydney Heller,
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  Speaker 1: and I was born for this role. And I did
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  Speaker 1: not get it. It's awesome.
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  Speaker 2: Well, that's just, what is wrong with them? I mean,
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  Speaker 2: born for this role, what the hell?
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  Speaker 4: They both got an audition for girl who pees on
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  Speaker 4: someone in a party and then overdoses and dies.
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  Speaker 1: And that was Babylon. Yeah, that was Babylon.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, this is big money there. I mean, that's a
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  Speaker 2: for real movie. Hold on.
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  Speaker 1: Here's the thing. If you're the girl who pees on
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  Speaker 1: the guy and then overdoses, babble on let me know
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  Speaker 1: what you made and probably just a normal day rate.
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  Speaker 2: Oh i'm sure but the project itself i mean that's
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  Speaker 2: an epic scale of debauchery there absolutely.
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  Speaker 1: It's always fun that you can be you can be
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  Speaker 1: a person who just like pees on someone and then
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  Speaker 1: overdoses in a movie and get paid like as much
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  Speaker 1: as you would get as a nanny.
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  Speaker 4: Less than you would get to pee on someone and
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  Speaker 4: overdose in real life that's correct yeah most definitely yeah
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  Speaker 4: pays crazy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah it is a weird world that we live in.
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  Speaker 2: It is.
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  Speaker 1: It's the weirdest. It's the weirdest one I know about.
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  Speaker 2: Well, that's, yeah, I guess anything else as far as
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  Speaker 2: industry wise, what, what you've seen moving into the podcast version?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, was it something that you had a specific,
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  Speaker 2: I mean, you said it's, it's morphed a little over
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  Speaker 2: the years, but was there, what's kind of the, the
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  Speaker 2: best thing that you've found as far as like switching
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  Speaker 2: into the, I guess it's a sit down talk show sometimes. Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I think like the biggest thing is just
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  Speaker 1: it's fun to have something that feels casual, that feels
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  Speaker 1: like it doesn't need to be. 100% mapped out ahead
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  Speaker 1: of time, especially since we always have like 1000 other
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  Speaker 1: things that we're just kind of doing. So it just
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  Speaker 1: like makes it a little bit easier. And then also,
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  Speaker 1: you know, we get to go back to kind of
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  Speaker 1: our roots, which is just improv and do kind of
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  Speaker 1: improv games, which is like one of those things you
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  Speaker 1: kind of can't get paid for in real life. So
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  Speaker 1: fitting it into a job is a pretty nice thing.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, no, it's been fun to be like, okay, this
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  Speaker 4: is a consistent thing we can do. while we're doing
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  Speaker 4: all the other things that we're doing that like, you can't,
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  Speaker 4: you know, be like, Oh, here's a clip of this
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  Speaker 4: every week. Um, so yeah, that's been fun. And it's
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  Speaker 4: just been fun to meet. Like we've had, I have
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  Speaker 4: no idea how we had some of the guests we've had,
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  Speaker 4: but we've had some really fun guests and, um, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: that's been awesome.
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  Speaker 1: We get to have our friends on, which is just like, yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And the audience on, on like the Patreon and everything is,
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  Speaker 4: is really cool and wonderful.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. You, you've got an amazing fan base. I, As
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  Speaker 2: I was telling you earlier, I was watching the one
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  Speaker 2: from earlier today, and the story that they wrote, not
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  Speaker 2: just for you, but about you, that was amazing writing. Like,
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  Speaker 2: that was pretty impressive.
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  Speaker 1: That was impressive. Yeah, no, it was awesome. Yeah, one
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  Speaker 1: of our patrons wrote us a very long fan fiction
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  Speaker 1: about us and also gave us a warning ahead of
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  Speaker 1: time of like, hey, just so you know, this is
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  Speaker 1: such an uncomfortable fan fiction. It's uncomfortable on purpose. If
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  Speaker 1: you don't want to read it to your audience, that
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  Speaker 1: is so fine. And I was like, the fact that
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  Speaker 1: you did this is not only so funny, but also
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  Speaker 1: so kind that you gave us a warning of like, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: if this is something you don't even love, that's all good.
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  Speaker 4: He wrote us a letter and ended it with, I mean,
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  Speaker 4: you no harm, love Krista.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, that's the, that's my email sign
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  Speaker 1: off for now. Yeah. So it was just kind of
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  Speaker 1: one of those things where you're like, oh, it's the
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  Speaker 1: best of both worlds.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Like somebody who's like sick and twisted in the same
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  Speaker 1: way as us, but also like is nice.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It's like, yeah. It's self-aware. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: We write each other fan fictions all the time. And
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  Speaker 4: we've written fan fictions for like, like people we knew
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  Speaker 4: in our lives who, didn't expect or want a really long.
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  Speaker 1: It's an uncomfortable thing to receive. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: It's like, so we kind of do that as like
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  Speaker 4: a bit that we do to each other on like
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  Speaker 4: holidays or like we've done it to other people, maybe
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  Speaker 4: potentially against their will, definitely without their knowledge. And then
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  Speaker 4: we've read it to them and it's, we think that's
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  Speaker 4: a really insane, fun thing to do.
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  Speaker 1: It's a love letter. It's like such a, it's such
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  Speaker 1: a beautiful love language.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: We spent so much time thinking about And then, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: and then we've gotten a couple from our people kind
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  Speaker 4: of within the same tone and within the same like.
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  Speaker 1: Always so flattering. Yeah, it's hilarious. And just silly. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It is impressive. That's what I've seen with a lot
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  Speaker 2: of fan bases out there is there are a lot
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  Speaker 2: of super talented people that aren't. really doing their own thing.
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  Speaker 2: And somehow it's okay to just like latch onto this
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  Speaker 2: and be like, well, this is encouraging me to do
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  Speaker 2: my thing. So it like, it still kind of works,
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  Speaker 2: you know? Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And even like the other thing too, is it's like,
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  Speaker 1: even whatever their creative pursuits are, like outside of this,
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  Speaker 1: it's like a place where they get to put their
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  Speaker 1: junk brains. Like, yeah, like we like to write things
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  Speaker 1: that are just not for anything, only to make each
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  Speaker 1: other laugh. And it's like where you get to like
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  Speaker 1: load off all your junk from your brain and then
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  Speaker 1: you have the energy to do the real stuff.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, there's some really like there's some people on that
• 15:31
  Speaker 4: Patreon that have like really cool art pages and they're
• 15:34
  Speaker 4: just like really cool like artists or writers. And it's
• 15:37
  Speaker 4: just like a fun group of of funny, smart weirdos.
• 15:40
  Speaker 4: And I say weirdos as only a positive.
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, that's that's that. It's the only people I
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: look for at this point.
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: I don't want any non-weirdos anywhere near me.
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: You're not a weirdo. What are you doing? I mean,
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: wasting your life.
• 15:53
  Speaker 4: You're staying far away from me is what you're doing.
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, obviously. Well, you did. Yeah, you went into the
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: Patreon a little bit. I did. The crossover we had
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: here was once I saw you were also doing movie nights.
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: So that, I mean, again, hanging out, you know, slumber
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: party at your house, watching a movie all night.
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: That's, that's.
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: The way to go. So what has it been as
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: far as the movie night approach lately?
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: It's been so fun. Yeah, it's been really fun. We
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: basically stream for our Patreon usually once a month a
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: hate watch of something. And like a hate watch to
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: me is one of my most beloved watches.
• 16:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's the watch I put the most love into
• 16:34
  Speaker 4: a hate watch.
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: I agree.
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: Like my favorite movies are some of the worst movies. Yeah.
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: And I think that that's how it should be. And
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: so we have our patrons will like watch with us
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: and then in discord they can just like kind of
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: heckle the movie and then we all kind of chat
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: together and hang out and it's just fun.
• 16:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there's something so delightful and special about a movie
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: that's just like so weird and bad in certain ways
• 16:59
  Speaker 4: or like just wrong in certain ways and It's such
• 17:02
  Speaker 4: a great thing to bond over.
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: It's so fun. And they've pitched some really good ones.
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: They are really good at it.
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: Because we've always loved that kind of thing. But the
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: fact that we've learned about so many more terrifying movies
• 17:14
  Speaker 4: from them.
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: We watched Winnie the Pooh Blood and Honey. Yeah.
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: I'm familiar with it. I've avoided it so far, but yeah.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think you should. You should avoid it. I
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: honestly recommend an avoid on that. We watched Love on
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: a Leash, which doesn't have any music.
• 17:30
  Speaker 4: Definitely watch that one.
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: Because I think the director got hit by a bus.
• 17:34
  Speaker 4: Before the sound mixing.
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: And couldn't finish it.
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Music is expensive. You know, you can't afford everything.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: The whole background noise cuts out.
• 17:44
  Speaker 4: So it'll be like shots with like no sound at all.
• 17:47
  Speaker 4: And then like background noise really loud.
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: And then it cuts out. And awesome. And it is
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: about a woman falling in love with her dog, but
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: you know, they have a sexual relationship and he's a
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: golden retriever that turns into a man.
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: And then when he's a man, he has a different
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: voice than when he's the dog. We know the guy
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: who voiced the dog.
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: And when he turns into a man, he's a different
• 18:04
  Speaker 4: actor with a different voice.
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: He didn't book that part.
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: No, he just booked dog voice part.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: And that is also awesome. just a wild, like, why
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: would you do it that way? That's like my dream
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: is to like have an in memoriam that is only
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: the worst performances in the worst things. Like I would
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: love that.
• 18:21
  Speaker 4: We also, one of the movies we watched for movie
• 18:23
  Speaker 4: night was a movie that we were a famously bad
• 18:26
  Speaker 4: recent movie that we were in and then got cut from,
• 18:29
  Speaker 4: which was the ice cube war of the world movie.
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: I think, yeah, I remember you talking about that one. Um, yeah,
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: that that's another one of those that, the approach they
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: took towards making a movie was different than what a
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: lot of people were looking for. And I don't think
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: they were prepared for it. Were you prepared for your,
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: your starring roles in there that didn't quite pan out,
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: I suppose.
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: You know, we, I think we knew, well, first off,
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: we filmed it at the beginning of the pandemic. And
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: when it came out, we were both shocked because we
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: both thought it was never going to come out.
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: It was filmed like years before.
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: And, Um, I think I either expected or knew that
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: we weren't. I was like, there's no way.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, knowing how life is, we thought that we would
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: be cut. But also, I'm so disappointed we were because again,
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: the goal is to have a bunch of bad performances
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: from bad movies on the resume.
• 19:23
  Speaker 4: The biggest reason that we're bummed that we were cut
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: is because our scene was supposed to end with them
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: digitally exploding our heads. And I would love to have
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: that footage. But maybe just another time.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: And they asked us, they were like, hey, do you
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: guys have a leaf blower you could use at your house?
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: Do I? Hold on.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: And we were like, aren't you from Universal Studios? So
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: that was awesome.
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: Again, I can't afford everything.
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: Leaf.
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: Lures are pricey, man. I mean, you know.
• 19:53
  Speaker 4: We had another person in the room... with a leaf
• 19:56
  Speaker 4: blower waiting for a cue. Like not, not someone who
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: was working on the movie. Like my boyfriend at the
• 20:01
  Speaker 4: time was just there on his phone holding a leaf blower.
• 20:04
  Speaker 4: And then when it hit a certain line, he would
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: just blow us in the face with a leaf blower.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: That was pretty awesome. It was.
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: That's, that's epic if it's an indie film, but yeah,
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: for what this was, that's kind of a really sad
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: story for them.
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, no, it's perfect. It's, it kind of
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: ended up exactly how it should have.
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: No, no, it's, That's the thing. I've seen a lot
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: of ridiculous movies over the years. And just when I
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: think that's when I know it's bad, because I at
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: least even if I haven't watched them, I at least
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: know about them. I saw them on the video shelf
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: back in the day. Like I know of them at
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: least by reputation, usually. So when I hear people talk
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: about one and I'm like, wait. what the hell is this?
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: The fact that you're still unearthing like the weirdest stuff
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: that is out there that, that, that's, I think that's
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: what keeps me going at this point is like knowing
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: there's more weird movies just waiting for us to dig into.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: Absolutely. They'll, they'll always be a new one too.
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: They just, they keep, they keep making them, which kind
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: of leads us to our, our focus today. So I'll
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: usually read the specifics here and then we can launch
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: into it. So, Our unsung cinema feature is Christian Mingle.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: The year is 2014. The director is Corbin Bernson, which
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: we'll have to get back to. And the plot, according
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: to IMDb, a marketing executive tries to find Mr. Right
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: on a Christian dating website. When impressing her dream guy
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: ends in disaster, Gwyneth gets in touch with her spiritual side. So,
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: spoiler alert, we're going to ruin the hell out of this.
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: I assume you've already watched it before you come to this,
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: but if not, hey, fair warning. Also, and I don't
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: want to speak for you too, but extra little religious
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: tone alert, because I'm guessing we're probably not too far
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: off on how we feel about the religious aspects of this,
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: but I'm going to have some aspects where I, Just
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: in life in general now, I'm not anti-religion. I just
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: have a lot of questions. And usually me asking people
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: questions about their religious practices and their goings on makes
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: them uncomfortable. So just fair warning for people listening. If
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: you're going to clutch your pearls, I'm giving you a
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: heads up right now.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: And the good thing, too, is it's not even about Christianity.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: It's about Christian Mingle, the dating site. It's a very
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: different thing.
• 22:31
  Speaker 4: It's very different.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: And it's awesome.
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: And kind of wrong sometimes, but we can get into that.
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: So I think my first question, usually with any of
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: these specific ones, I will ask the guest, and even
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: more so this time, why this movie?
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: Totally.
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: Hey, should be obvious.
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: Yes, kind of. But at the same time, how ironic
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: is it versus how much do you kind of for
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: real love it?
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: Well, I for real love it. Um, in a way
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: that I recognize it's a bad movie, but I have
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: genuine love toward it in the way that I feel
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: about so many things. I can't count the amount of
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: times I've watched this movie. I've watched this movie probably
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: more than any movie. Yeah. I've watched this movie so
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: many times. Yeah. Uh, it just was like, we found
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: it probably in, you know, 2010. 18, 2017 or something. Yeah.
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: And our first thought was like, wait, is this a
• 23:30
  Speaker 4: movie called Christian Mingle?
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: What? And then we were like, is this an ad
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: for Christian Mingle that's two hours long? And the answer
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: is yes.
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: And we were like, wait, is that starring Gretchen from
• 23:40
  Speaker 4: Mean Girls?
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: And the answer is yes.
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: So we were like, okay, well, yeah yeah got it
• 23:45
  Speaker 4: we gotta watch this um and it's excellent it's everything
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: you want it to be it is there's uh pretty
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: much like the things you want out of like a
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: movie about dating are your you want to see things
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: go wrong you want to see like all the weird
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: dates you have all the different guys meet mr right
• 24:03
  Speaker 4: and in this one she just meets mr right right
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: away everything's fine Um, it's awesome. Yeah, there's, um, it's, it's,
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: it's just, it's just perfect. Yeah, we have, we've had, we've,
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: we forced so many people to watch this movie with us.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: And then so we've watched it over and over again.
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: And it just also another thing that's really important about
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: it that I think is really, really good that we
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: don't see enough.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: Is it has between 19.
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: And 34 endings yeah um it ends like 500 times it.
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: Really does just kind of continue when you're like okay
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: now we're oh no here we go so yeah yeah the.
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: Whole last like third of the movie is like oh
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: is this oh wow okay.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: The movie's a prank it feels like a prank.
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah and i love it a genuinely good prank yeah
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: and there's some really good quotes from it we we
• 24:51
  Speaker 4: um Well, I don't know. I don't know if you
• 24:55
  Speaker 4: if you're going to go through it like kind of
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: beat by.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: Beat or if you want to tell us.
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's up to you guys. I definitely was.
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: I kind of tried to again. I've watched it multiple
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: times now. So thank you because I was I was
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: familiar with it, mostly from you talking about it in
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: the past on the show. But now digging into it,
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: I'm like, well, I'm not going into this half-assed. Like
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: I'm all in. So again, I was up in like
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: three this morning watching it again. Just one more final preparation.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a great time.
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because my brain's not quite right at that point anyway.
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: So I'm like, this is all starting to make sense now.
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: Hold on. This is perfect.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: Probably when it was written.
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: Also when there was a year or so where we
• 25:37
  Speaker 4: couldn't find it anywhere. It was like on some streaming
• 25:40
  Speaker 4: platform and then it got taken down. And then we
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: really wanted to show someone, but we couldn't find it.
• 25:45
  Speaker 4: And so we, we found this website called Pure Flix.
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It's like, Oh yeah. Like familiar with them. Yeah.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And we were like, Oh, okay.
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: We'll get a free trial of Pure Flix and then
• 25:56
  Speaker 4: we'll watch Christian Mingle and then we'll cancel it.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: Well, actually Olivia was like, you should get a free
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: trial and then you can, we can watch it and
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: then you can cancel it. And she was like, it'll
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: be so easy. I was like, great. So we made
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: an account called PurePureSid and then they wouldn't let me
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: cancel my account for months. And I was just paying
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: for PureFlix for months.
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: Because you needed to be saved, obviously.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: And they would like, and then once I finally did
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: get to cancel it. We had to call Roku and
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: be like, cut the card. Once I finally got to
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: cancel it, I got emails that were like, PurePureSid, please
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: come back. We have so many pure films for you
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: to watch. And like Julia and Julia. And I was like, what?
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: But she got so many begging emails being like, pure,
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: pure Sid, please return.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: And that was awesome.
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: We love that.
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: I mean, in a way, I can almost see you like,
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: and I'm watching it today. Because I'm like, if for
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: no other reason, just I feel like endless material would
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: be delivered to you. Like, oh, look, they uploaded a
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: new one. Oh, God, we're going to have to watch this,
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: aren't we?
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it really is. If we ever get a free
• 26:56
  Speaker 4: Pure Flix subscription, we're going to have so many more
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: things to talk about.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: For life.
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: I mean, if you give them enough plugs, maybe they'll
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: just be like, OK, I mean, you're kind of being
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: mean about it. But at the same time, we don't
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: get a lot of promotion.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: So, OK. All publicity is good publicity.
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true.
• 27:13
  Speaker 4: They can make a whole ad campaign that's like even
• 27:15
  Speaker 4: sinners love it.
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: These people are all going to hell and they love
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: this movie.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: So, yeah, that was my point, more or less, was
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: I made many notes as I went through kind of.
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: in the order of this movie happening in front of us,
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: but we can feel free to jump around. And so
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: you don't forget something really important. You want to say,
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: feel free to throw it out there whenever, but I guess,
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: you know, we all have stories to tell. Do you
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: like her very serious voiceover that guides us through this tale?
• 27:49
  Speaker 4: The monologue about driftwood.
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: That's the part that every time I watched it, when
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: she said, Help me find my driftwood. I laughed out loud.
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: I didn't plan on it. But even 3.30 this morning
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: when she said it, I was like, oh, sorry. So
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: help me find my driftwood is just.
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: God can come to you even as a piece of driftwood.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: And you're like, what? Yeah, it's awesome.
• 28:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it starts with a very serious voiceover about driftwood.
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: I mean, she's a star.
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah. That's the thing. I mean, as much as I
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: will have issues with the movie as a whole, watching
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: it again, I'm like, you know, Lacey is doing her best.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: No, she's a star. It's kind of undeniable. I mean,
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: she's become a Hallmark sweetheart in a deserving way. Absolutely.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: She is a Hallmark sweetheart.
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: But, but she's, I mean, again, she's been in real movies,
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: no offense to these movies, but she's been in real movies.
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: So like you're, you're watching her and you see up
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: against some of the other, which granted there are some
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: pretty impressive actors in this surprisingly, but you look at
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: some of the other people that are just kind of
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: there and this is the level of movie they've always done.
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: And then they cut to her for a closeup and
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: you're like, no, look, she's knocking it out of the park.
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: Like she, she knows what she's doing. She's been doing
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: it since she was a kid.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: Like, Yeah. No, she's best. She's giving it her all
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: and you can tell, and she's doing a good job. Yeah.
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: And, and selling what is some pretty bad dialogue. Cause
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: there are moments when I'm like, Oh, this, this poor woman, like,
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know how you made it
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: this far in life. Really? If this is what's coming
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: out of your mouth all day long, I really, how
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: do you, how do you dress yourself? Which is also
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: questionable later, but, Yeah, I don't know. It's some weird
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: dialogue that they throw in the middle of this, but
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: but she does what she can.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: Could have been so much worse so we.
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: We do you get your get your dream you get
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: one bad date and it is i mean i am
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: watching this going yeah this stinky cheese comment this is
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: you're you're already down the wrong road man what are
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: you doing like I guess we've been in that spot before.
• 29:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's like, he's like, just like a caricature of like,
• 30:04
  Speaker 4: I'm a business guy who doesn't like God. And therefore,
• 30:07
  Speaker 4: I'm going to say some like, I'm going to like
• 30:09
  Speaker 4: look at other girls in the bar. And I think
• 30:11
  Speaker 4: she like he stops listening to her. And so she
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: starts saying something. just stuff to like make him remember
• 30:19
  Speaker 4: that they're on a date and uh and then he's
• 30:21
  Speaker 4: like oh that's my friend from high school but then
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: he hugs if my memory serves me correctly a much
• 30:25
  Speaker 4: younger looking girl yeah.
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: So that's good well she even calls it out that
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: like the one that's half his age that he went
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: to school and and what is wrong with this guy
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: like again you're sitting across from lacy and you're looking
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: at other random women like come on man get it
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: together so Yeah, this guy's an idiot anyway. Stop it.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: This guy is not the guy you date, Lacey.
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: No, no.
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: You should have already been out of there by that point.
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: Jeez.
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: So she doesn't want to be the last one standing.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, that whole thing.
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: The terminology you throw around with your friends. You don't
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: want to be the last one standing.
• 31:00
  Speaker 4: That's how women talk.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: Obviously.
• 31:03
  Speaker 4: All your friends get married and you go like, oh,
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: I'm behind because I have to be married because that's
• 31:08
  Speaker 4: the rule.
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: I'm also going to focus, this is notorious on any
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: time I'm on a show, sometimes my other co-hosts are like, really?
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: This is what you're focusing on? So I will ask
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: many stupid questions about just life in this universe where
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: this movie takes place. So my next thing is riding
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: your bike to work. You guys do that all the time, right?
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: Just always riding, show up to work just sweaty and
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: gross and just be like, ready to start my day.
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: I feel like that only happens in movies.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the bike riding thing is not a convenient way
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: to travel when you have a bunch of stuff and
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: people bring stuff to work.
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: She has boots for God's sake. Is she riding in those? Like, no,
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: they're in the basket. They're in the old lady basket
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: up front.
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: She keeps her boots there. She wears like some sort
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: of crochet hat sometimes. Yeah. What is that?
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: A lot of times, by the way. Yeah. I have
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: a note that's like, she is rocking that hat every day.
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: Like she loves those hats.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: A costume designer from like Hannah Montana. And they were like,
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: do your thing queen. And yeah, I love it.
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: It's, it's a look and she is, she is in
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: on it.
• 32:22
  Speaker 4: She looks great.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: I mean, the thing about it is like, the more
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: I think about it, this movie could have been so
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: bad without her. And I, I like, she really does
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: so much for this movie. They needed her so badly.
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: There are moments when I'm looking at it going, all right,
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: this is not badly done. And then sometimes I'm just
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: a lot of times looking at like the set and
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: I'm like, you guys put a couple of minutes of
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: work into putting this room together. So it does have furniture,
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: but like it feels so artificial, which I mean, it
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: kind of is. But in bigger movies, somehow that goes away.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: Where in these, I'm just like, why is that corkboard
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: behind you not have anything on it?
• 33:01
  Speaker 4: Sometimes there's just no ideas at the office.
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: Well, in that office, I believe it.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: Cause that is, that's the whole subplot.
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: I mean, thank goodness. Steven Tobolowsky is there. Cause I
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: do love that guy, but I don't know how much
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: he's going to save this office.
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: Cause yeah, No, I just hope he had a fun
• 33:18
  Speaker 4: time on the day.
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: I hope he made some good money. Yeah.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: He's logged in his time, man. He has done a
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: lot of movies over the years. So when he showed up,
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: I was like, of course, Stephen's here.
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: Of course.
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: So we also get our commercial. So it is just,
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: it pauses long enough to throw the commercial right at you.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: So I'm assuming a decent amount of money was thrown
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: at him. Just, they have the name in. And they're
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: running commercials.
• 33:44
  Speaker 4: Do we know if Christian Mingle produced the movie? Because
• 33:48
  Speaker 4: it feels like they did, but did they?
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: It feels like they must have had some hand in it.
• 33:52
  Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, legally they had to.
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: But the thing I do love about it is not
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: very often do you get an inciting incident that is
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: just a commercial. And that's actually awesome.
• 34:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, just a real commercial.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: Just a commercial, and then it's like, well, I should
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: do that. And it's like, yeah, I guess so.
• 34:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah. I mean, like, how amazing would it be
• 34:11
  Speaker 4: if there was a movie, like a Hallmark-style movie called
• 34:15
  Speaker 4: Sky Rizzy? And the inciting incident was a Sky Rizzy commercial.
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: And they were like, yeah, probably.
• 34:20
  Speaker 4: We're like, wait, I do need Sky Rizzy. And then, yeah,
• 34:23
  Speaker 4: that's so good.
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: Do they make Sky Rizzy for dummies? Because that's your
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: next step is you got to go out and get
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: the book so you can learn all about your Sky Rizzy. Yeah.
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: What is so crazy, too, is like the inciting incident
• 34:35
  Speaker 4: is that she keeps seeing these Christian Mingle commercials.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: That's like. Yeah. And then she signs up even though she's.
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: This part is crazy to me, especially because I didn't
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: grow up Christian, so I don't know how this is
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: an issue. She is technically Christian, but not Christian enough,
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: question mark. Not, like, super Christian, so it's apparently, like,
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: very bad that she would sign up and pretend she's
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: Christian or more Christian, which to me, I'm like, this
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: is nothing. There's no conflict here.
• 35:05
  Speaker 4: The whole movie could have just been her going on
• 35:07
  Speaker 4: eHarmony and.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: Being like, this is fine, or like, Like, yeah, it's not.
• 35:12
  Speaker 4: Like, oh, I'm not Christian and I'm pretending to be Christian.
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: No.
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: Because they wouldn't do that. They're like, oh, we can't
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: have her not be Christian.
• 35:17
  Speaker 4: It's like, she is Christian, but she's just not a
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: type of Christian that goes to church on Sundays.
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: Which is like, this is a non-issue. And they're like, oh,
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: that's very different. This is a non-issue.
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: I'm so glad I'm not the only one. Because I
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: sat there the whole time going, but she She just
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: said she's baptized for God's sakes. For God's sakes. It's
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: right there. She's welcomed into the church. From that point on,
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: the rest of you people need to stop.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just a non-issue. In the same way that
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: nobody wants this is kind of a non-issue. I grew
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: up Jewish and we went to a reform temple and
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: our cantor was like, married to a woman who was
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: not Jewish and everyone was like, great, cool.
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: They stoned him immediately.
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: It's just like, it's just, these are things that are non-issues,
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: but are like being made to seem like no one
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: could possibly accept this. It's like, people are fine.
• 36:08
  Speaker 4: I'm watching, I'm watching Big Love right now for some reason,
• 36:11
  Speaker 4: which is crazy because it came out so long ago,
• 36:12
  Speaker 4: but there's like this whole kind of like forced storyline
• 36:16
  Speaker 4: where it's like, oh, the non-polygamist Mormons are like always
• 36:20
  Speaker 4: trying to find out who's a polygamist and like expose them.
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, I don't think that's how it happens.
• 36:26
  Speaker 4: I think they're like, oh yeah, I don't really want
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: to be associated with that, but I'm not going to
• 36:29
  Speaker 4: like go out of my way to, anyway, yeah. Yeah.
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: She does use the line, I believe in God and
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: stuff is my go-to quote. I mean, that's all you need.
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: I believe in God and stuff.
• 36:41
  Speaker 4: And then her coworker is like, oh, not good enough.
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: But wouldn't give her the secret that she is also
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: into God and stuff. We have to save that for
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: a big reveal later.
• 36:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because it's a huge deal.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: I'm also kind of like, wouldn't it be like a
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: plus that she was like not super Christian and then
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: the guy that she got with was super Christian and
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: kind of converted her to be more Christian? Like, wouldn't
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: that be kind of a win for him? Because people
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: like converting people.
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: That's what I was going to say. I mean, not
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: to generalize, but people who are like really into religion
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: love to tell you that they're really into religion. And
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: they really want to swing you over their way into
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: whatever it is that they're preaching to you about.
• 37:21
  Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, she would have been the perfect person
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: for that.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: Recruit. Yeah, absolutely.
• 37:27
  Speaker 4: I mean, she's already Christian. She's just like, oh, I
• 37:29
  Speaker 4: just haven't spent that much time thinking about it.
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: No, it would be perfect.
• 37:33
  Speaker 4: There's very little conflict.
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: It's a non-issue. There's no conflict.
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: Which is funny that we're like well into the movie
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: before we even hit that part. Like she just sort
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: of glosses over it and does a lot of bad.
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: I'm just, after a while, I'm like, just stop praying. Just,
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: I don't, stop praying out loud for God's sakes.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is a movie that I believe had no notes. Yeah.
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: Like, I don't believe that anyone ever gave this movie
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: any notes. And I think that's awesome.
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 37:58
  Speaker 4: And the reason it's like Christian Mingle has to be involved,
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: not only because it's the title and the, you know.
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: It's the plot, but it's like.
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: It's a level of cluelessness.
• 38:08
  Speaker 4: She could have just gone on eHarmony.
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 38:10
  Speaker 4: She could have just gone on Match.com or any.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: She could have literally gone on Christian Mingle and just
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: ended up with somebody who's a little less Christian.
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. Who likes God, but not stuff.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
• 38:23
  Speaker 4: Exactly.
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: So yeah, we get, we, we cut back. We have
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: also got our J Peterman's magic pill side plot that
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: that's my, I mean, I guess we don't even have
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: to go too far down that road because what, what
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: did we just need to fill time to make sure
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: it was feature length because we don't even finish that storyline.
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 38:42
  Speaker 4: It's, it's interesting because it's like, they're trying to map it.
• 38:47
  Speaker 4: I feel like, I feel like they're trying to map
• 38:48
  Speaker 4: it into a metaphor. The idea of like, Oh, the
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: boss is bald and he wants to believe in this
• 38:57
  Speaker 4: blue pill that makes your hair grow.
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: But that's not real.
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: That's not real. But what you should have faith in
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: is this other thing over here that might seem not
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: real to you, too.
• 39:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and they try to kind of be like, see?
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: And I just don't think it ever makes any sense. No,
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: I've seen that movie so many times, and it doesn't
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: make any sense. There's just nothing.
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just, it's so weird that they bothered to
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: cram that in there, I guess, just because they're like, well,
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: we booked these actors. actors and they're here, so let's give.
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: Them a scene. He's a delight. Yeah, he's great.
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: He's funny. Yeah, he's funny.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: I think they were literally just like, I don't know, well,
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: she goes to work, so what should she be doing there?
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: I think that's as much as they thought about it,
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: based on, again, just building the set and like, I
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: don't know, like ships and boats and stuff yeah there's
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: a lot of that which by the way we don't
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: know where this takes place in in the fictional world
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: i don't think they ever really say it's semi-cold because
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: she's always wearing layers yes but if it's where they
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: shot it it's completely landlocked so why steven tobalowski went
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: with a boat theme i don't know it's dead in
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: the middle of the state like Yeah, that's fair. That's fair.
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: I think they just found the hat and they were like,
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: that's kind of silly.
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: That looks good. Go for it. Get your captain's wheel
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: and put it on the wall. It'll be great.
• 40:23
  Speaker 4: Maybe he's just pining for the sea.
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. That's his problem. He's landlocked, damn it.
• 40:28
  Speaker 4: Have you never seen a landlocked person pining for the sea?
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like Owl City. Do you remember Owl City?
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: I do, but I don't remember that they were landlocked
• 40:37
  Speaker 4: and pining for the sea.
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: It's one guy. The band is one guy for Owl City.
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: And he famously, maybe not famously, maybe this is just
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: something I know. When he got famous, he was literally like,
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: the only thing I want is to see the sea.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: I have not seen the sea. Oh, wow. Yeah. Because
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: he was from a landlocked place and had never seen
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: the ocean. I hope he got to see it.
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: I think he did.
• 40:55
  Speaker 4: Okay, good.
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: Maybe it is just a weird musician thing, too. Because
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: I do remember having friends, then they were in a band.
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: And then after a while, we realized, your album has
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: 10 tracks. Three of them have, like, seafaring themes. You
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: guys might need to dig into that a little bit.
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: Because something's going on there.
• 41:11
  Speaker 4: Auditions love the sea. They yearn for the sea.
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: Well, it's because of sea shanties.
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: Which they're all inspired by famously.
• 41:17
  Speaker 4: All music comes from sea shanties.
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: And that's true.
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: That's where it all started.
• 41:23
  Speaker 4: Or originated in the sea.
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, every Chapel Roan song is basically a sea shanty.
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: That sounds about right, actually. I can see that.
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: If Chapel Roan was an album of sea shanties, I
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: actually think it would do well. Oh, I'm sure.
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: I mean, she can get the job done. So that
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: certainly includes some sea shanty action.
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: It would be good.
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: So we get the Bible study, which this is another
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: weird thing that has crossed over into my life and
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: As I mentioned, my take on it, I now like
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: literally have to bite my tongue because I've been lately
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: in a room with two people who are surprisingly, this
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: is maybe the most impressive part because they are different religions,
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: but they have found out the other is also equally
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: religious and like they got super excited. So now they
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: will cross over in this room and have like this
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: weird little exchange of like recommending godly movies to each
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: other and like, breaking down this passage. And I was
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: just like, Oh, what is, this is just Bible study
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: that I didn't sign up for.
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: That's kind of healthy though. Like I like the idea
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: that they're being like, Oh, we both have the same
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: kind of vibe. We're both into this.
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: It's just different things. And they're both like, Oh my God,
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: how fun. That's cute. That's like how we could solve wars.
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 42:42
  Speaker 4: We should solve wars that way. Cause that's way better
• 42:44
  Speaker 4: than them being like, Oh, I don't like you. Cause
• 42:45
  Speaker 4: you don't look at it.
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: The right way. Yeah.
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: That is, yeah, how religion should operate and isn't. Instead,
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: we just murder people.
• 42:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a thing that if people use it to
• 42:55
  Speaker 4: make themselves better for other people, whatever.
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: Have we talked about the first date yet?
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: No, the coffee shop? Yeah, because that's huge. Well, we
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: mentioned her praying. So once again, stop praying out loud.
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she prays over coffee. Yeah, yeah. goes on a
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: date with this guy, it's pretty much fine.
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: It's her first Christian mingle date. And what, what we
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: can't get over in this scene is like, she meets
• 43:23
  Speaker 4: this guy and in your head, you're like, okay, she's
• 43:26
  Speaker 4: probably going to meet with a couple of guys and
• 43:27
  Speaker 4: we'll do like a silly, funny, like where she's meeting
• 43:29
  Speaker 4: with different guys who are really into religion. And for montage.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: No, not offensive reason. It's like, it won't work out.
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: And then she'll find the guy.
• 43:36
  Speaker 4: And the date is so awkward and uncomfortable that you
• 43:39
  Speaker 4: think that that's what's happening until you realize, no, this
• 43:42
  Speaker 4: is actually the only.
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: Guy she dates for the entire movie. This is the guy.
• 43:46
  Speaker 4: It doesn't like, there's no chemistry and it's just like
• 43:49
  Speaker 4: really uncomfortable. And she like fake praise over, or she protects,
• 43:53
  Speaker 4: she's like, I'm, she like says grace over like coffee
• 43:55
  Speaker 4: or something. And he's like, wow, you're so devout. And
• 43:58
  Speaker 4: she's just like trying really hard. But then he tells
• 44:00
  Speaker 4: the story of how he became Christian, which is that
• 44:02
  Speaker 4: his father was a drifter. And then his last name
• 44:07
  Speaker 4: is Wood. The character's name is.
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: Paul Wood, classic Paul Wood.
• 44:10
  Speaker 4: And he goes, my dad was a drifter.
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: So close to being Paul Hollywood. Yeah.
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: Oh, really?
• 44:16
  Speaker 4: Really, it is.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Which is different. Which is different.
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: That's Doc Hollywood. It's a whole different movie.
• 44:21
  Speaker 4: And he's like, my dad found Jesus in a piece
• 44:25
  Speaker 4: of driftwood, and his last name is Wood, so he
• 44:26
  Speaker 4: became a preacher.
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: And.
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: Which is the whole driftwood thing.
• 44:33
  Speaker 4: But at a certain point, he says something casually and
• 44:37
  Speaker 4: she clocks.
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: It as weird.
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: And the thing he says is, Papa warned me it
• 44:41
  Speaker 4: would be my undoing.
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: That's awesome.
• 44:43
  Speaker 4: And one of our patrons, after we did a Christian
• 44:46
  Speaker 4: Mingle movie night, sent us mugs that said, Papa warned
• 44:49
  Speaker 4: me it would be my undoing.
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: Which is what adult men say often. Yeah.
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: And it's what you should have.
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: Always going on about Papa, I am.
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: Papa and how he warned about the undoing and yeah.
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: Well, again, that's one of those that watching I'm like,
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: once again, you're already like kind of off in your
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: presentation of the plot as a whole. But specifically, this
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: guy like makes no sense. Because again, trying to be
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: a musician is a weird choice unless he specifically was like, oh,
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: me and my Jesus band and like. making it Christian rock.
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: But when he describes it, he throws up the devil horns.
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, okay, people who are super devout like
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: you don't like that. Like those are the kind of
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: people they make fun of and are like trying to
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: get like fired from their job because they're evil. It's yeah.
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: That's it is definitely not within the character but.
• 45:42
  Speaker 4: Also it fringes her out like he's like yeah rock
• 45:45
  Speaker 4: and roll and she's like uh-oh yikes and and so
• 45:47
  Speaker 4: that's what always makes me think like oh this is
• 45:49
  Speaker 4: the bad this is like the silly bad date with
• 45:52
  Speaker 4: a sweet guy who like it just isn't right for
• 45:53
  Speaker 4: her and then we'll see a couple more guys but
• 45:55
  Speaker 4: she's like just no immediately like first option let's fucking.
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: Go yeah she's totally creeped out and yet Let's do this.
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: All right. I am all in.
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: She goes home and is kind of like, probably not.
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: And then decides to call or something. She probably like
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: sees another Christian Mingle commercial or something. And I'm kind
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: of like, you know, there are more guys on there, right?
• 46:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: No, you get one shot. That's it.
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: One date. He's like, well, I guess I don't want
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: to be alone.
• 46:19
  Speaker 4: And I'm like, is it, was that a note that
• 46:21
  Speaker 4: it was like, well, we can't show that any man
• 46:23
  Speaker 4: who uses Christian Mingle is undateable or wouldn't want to
• 46:26
  Speaker 4: be dated. We just, you think there was.
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: Because there were no notes.
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: This is a commercial. I mean, we can't do this wrong. Like,
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: obviously everyone is perfect for you. Yeah.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: This was written once and no one ever reread it.
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: No, never.
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: An essay in college.
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, she also, it was around this time, we
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: get our first glimpse of her Christian bike fixer, which
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: eventually I'm like, why? How many times a day do
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: you mess up your bike? Like she is there a
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: little too much.
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: And you fuck your bike up every day. Yeah. I mean,
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: when you're always driving your bike to work and you're
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: like constantly wearing your boots, like you're going to fuck
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: up your bike.
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah.
• 47:04
  Speaker 4: And also when you're kind of Christian, but not that Christian,
• 47:08
  Speaker 4: you're always going to fuck up your bike. That's how
• 47:11
  Speaker 4: it goes.
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: That's because you're evil. God knows it. And he's like, no, no, no,
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: no bike for you.
• 47:16
  Speaker 4: God knows it because he wants you to take that
• 47:18
  Speaker 4: broken bike to the Christian bike fixer.
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: And he's going to lead you down the right path
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: because he's got that cross of gleaming. I don't know
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: why she didn't just hook up with Corbin anyway. I mean,
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: it's a little older, but that doesn't really seem to
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: stop people.
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: He was kind of a zaddy, right? I can't remember.
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: He's all right at that point.
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. Okay, iconic.
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: I mean, obviously, you put yourself in the movie. You're
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: going to give yourself the dreamy bike fix.
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: Is that the director?
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. That's Corbin Burns.
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. That is the director. Thank you for
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: teaching us that.
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: That is, yeah. He is, I mean, he's an actor
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: in his own right and pretty famous, actually, but even
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: more so writer and director. So when I have story issues,
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: I'm also blaming Corbin. Wow.
• 48:05
  Speaker 4: He's the writer and director?
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: Yes. incredible what else is he in i mean he
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: was he was la law for years like he was
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: old school like he laid into that and then he
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: did one-off movies he's like uh major league he's one
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: of the guys in the dentist i think was him
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: which i've heard is actually not bad as horror movies
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: go so he's in a ton.
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: Of stuff south by southwest awesome that's so fun wow.
• 48:34
  Speaker 4: Wow you just taught us something about one of our
• 48:36
  Speaker 4: favorite movies that's awesome so.
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: It's yeah it's interesting seeing that his name popped up
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: at the beginning there and then once i'm like of
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: course he's got to work himself in you know he's
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: a he's a recognized he's one of their bigger names
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: truthfully so yeah that was that was a weird little
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: place to sandwich himself but you know he got it in.
• 48:53
  Speaker 4: There that makes sense too as to like that whole
• 48:56
  Speaker 4: storyline being there yeah that's interesting okay.
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: Immediately a lot of So we also, in the mix there,
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: we get not just the driftwood, but the mice running
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: through the maze story, which was his finding his lord.
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: And it's, again, that subtle, like, this is what it's
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: really about, man. you know we're all distracted by the
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: cheese it gets real deep at this point it's you
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: know but really it's you know no matter which side
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: you go down in this path you still get to
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: the cheese man it was real deep.
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah a lot of metaphors in this movie.
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah maybe too many and they cross over and don't
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: match up and.
• 49:34
  Speaker 4: That's what's about it right that's what we like we
• 49:37
  Speaker 4: need more So.
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: A few more metaphors.
• 49:39
  Speaker 3: That's what we need.
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: I do like all the fake stores that they go to.
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: Once again, I'm way more, I'm way more distracted as
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: they're standing in front of the hair cutters. I can't,
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I can't listen to your dumb story right now.
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: I'm looking at the hair cutters behind you.
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: The hair cutters. When they finally go to Steak and Cake,
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: which is a restaurant in the movie, which I do
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: think should be real. The place setting, like what is
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: on the table are big things of cake as well
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: as big things of steak at the same time.
• 50:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're served at the same time. It's like several
• 50:18
  Speaker 4: platters of like 10 steaks across the table.
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: And then like no sides.
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: That's what I was going to say. No side dishes
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: is what killed me. And water. Everyone gets water. It's
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: like prison, but with fancy cake and steaks. Yeah.
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: And full cakes. Yeah, just a round of waters, steaks,
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: and cakes for the table.
• 50:37
  Speaker 4: Imagine going anywhere and ordering that. Just round of waters, steaks,
• 50:40
  Speaker 4: and cakes.
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: I would do it. Like, the way I want this
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: to be real so badly, like, I want this restaurant
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: to be real, and I want them to not give
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: you the option of having things come in a normal order. Yeah. Like,
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: being like, sorry, this is how we do it. Everything
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: comes at once.
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: Dad even said, he's like, I don't know which one
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: to have first. Like, it's overwhelming for him. Like, chocolate steak?
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: I don't know. How do I do this?
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: Like.
• 51:01
  Speaker 4: Papa warns himself it will be his undoing.
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: It's also just a great thing to know that this
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: writer has never been to a restaurant.
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: See, that's the thing. This was maybe the most specific
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: part in the movie that I was like, if you
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: took this idea and put it in a different movie,
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: this would be genius. Like this is the funniest idea
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: in the movie. And like, it's so absurd that like,
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: if you put it in the right comedy, people would
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: be like, Quoting this night and day, like you and
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: your friends would be like, dude, let's go get some
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: steak and cake. And like everybody would laugh because it's hilarious.
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: Except it's in this movie. And you're like, what the
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: hell is going on right now?
• 51:40
  Speaker 4: Handle food in such a funny way in this movie, too.
• 51:43
  Speaker 4: Like they're very weird about food. Like they when they
• 51:48
  Speaker 4: go on a date or something.
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he hates sushi. He takes him to.
• 51:52
  Speaker 4: Sushi for the first time, but not only does he
• 51:54
  Speaker 4: hate it, he's like never seen it before.
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 51:57
  Speaker 4: Also, throwback to them being landlocked, so I don't even
• 51:59
  Speaker 4: know if you go there for sushi.
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: That's how you get your good sushi, is when you're landlocked, yeah.
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah.
• 52:05
  Speaker 4: But like, he literally has, they're at sushi and he's like, oh,
• 52:09
  Speaker 4: sushi's the hip.
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: New thing, which like, no.
• 52:11
  Speaker 4: It's 2014, what are you talking about?
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: Even in 2014, it was pretty well established.
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: Like, what we're not remembering is he woke up from
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: an egg this morning. That's true. He's like not a
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: human being. He's someone who woke up from like a
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: freezer and then went on his first date and started existing.
• 52:30
  Speaker 4: And the tone in that scene where she takes him
• 52:33
  Speaker 4: to a sushi restaurant, she's like, come be cultured with me.
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: And he's like trying to eat it. And he's like,
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: what is this? And he's like trying to eat it.
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: He like stabs it. Yeah.
• 52:43
  Speaker 4: And then he like chews it for 500 years. And
• 52:45
  Speaker 4: she's like, you can spit it out if you want.
• 52:47
  Speaker 4: You know what it actually is like?
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: It's like in Marvel movies when they have a superhero
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: come from another planet. And they're like, this is the
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: fun and games portion where we see that they're not
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: a human being.
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: Thor is such a fish out of water. Look at him.
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: He doesn't know what a pet store is.
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: Or is like, I need a horse.
• 53:04
  Speaker 4: Ha ha ha.
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: And then we see this guy just being like, I
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: don't know what sushi is. I've never seen chopsticks. Yeah.
• 53:10
  Speaker 4: And it's just this thing where it's like, I feel
• 53:12
  Speaker 4: like the thing they end up saying in the movie,
• 53:14
  Speaker 4: because he's like, sorry, I'm a little bit more of a,
• 53:16
  Speaker 4: what is it?
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: A Philly cheese steak?
• 53:18
  Speaker 4: Not a Philly steak and cake.
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: A chili and cheese dog.
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: Chili cheese dog.
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: I was like, yeah. Chili cheese dog, I think.
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: Chili cheese dog.
• 53:25
  Speaker 4: That's what it was. I was like, it's worse.
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: Chili cheese steak is good. It was a chili cheese dog.
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: I don't even believe he's a chili cheese dog type
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: of guy. I believe he's like a white bread with
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: ham and.
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: Water type guy. That's too messy. I think he would
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: mess up his God shirt and it would not go well.
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: He would mess up his God shirt.
• 53:40
  Speaker 4: And I feel like the movie is kind of saying like, yeah,
• 53:43
  Speaker 4: forget this like woo woo liberal culture thing of sushi.
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: Exactly.
• 53:48
  Speaker 4: For real America.
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: Have a chili cheese dog and that makes them both happy.
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: And like, don't do that. And it's just sushi. Like
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: it's just like, just sushi.
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: The thing that I found the most frightening as we
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: entered that scene, I was just like, oh God, oh God.
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: I say God a lot in this and I'm using
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: it the wrong way. As the music kicks in and
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, how? I was like, are we going
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: to have a gong when we make a bad Asian joke?
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: Like I was like, how stereotypical are we going with
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: this music? And then it was so loud. Like it
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: was just overpowering in some of the, like it was
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: inconsistent for one. Like when they weren't talking, it was
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: just blaring. And it was like the worst stereotypical music.
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, no, don't do that.
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I was like, how bad?
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: Everyone in this fictional state has never met a person
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: who's not white. Yeah.
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: And everyone in the restaurant, I'm pretty sure, was white. Like,
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: even the people serving the food might have been, like.
• 54:48
  Speaker 4: It's shocking yeah and and like yeah just the fact
• 54:52
  Speaker 4: that the undertone is like she tries to introduce him
• 54:55
  Speaker 4: to her world and instead of being accepting and open
• 54:57
  Speaker 4: to it he's like this is yucky you should do
• 54:59
  Speaker 4: something worse and then she's like i love.
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: To i love that's so unusual for people who are
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: very devout religious types they're usually so open-minded and welcoming
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: of other ideas i.
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, no. So, so yeah.
• 55:12
  Speaker 4: And then steak and cake is, I think we should
• 55:14
  Speaker 4: all probably have a steak and cake party.
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm all for that. If that needs to
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: be like the next, like tie in for movie night
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: is like you pick a whole different movie, but then
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: it's nothing but steak and cake all night. Yeah.
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: And water. I would feel so sick.
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: Definitely water. Yeah.
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: I mean, we can find alternatives as well. You know,
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: we can have fake steak.
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: His family, who he goes to the steak and cake with,
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: doesn't like her necessarily. They don't like her, especially his mom.
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: And she is.
• 55:46
  Speaker 4: And there's no.
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: And she is.
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: She is. She can just sense it. She's got those
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: mom powers that she's just like, no, no, no. There's
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: something up with this girl. She's trying to do something
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: to my little boy.
• 55:57
  Speaker 4: She is like exactly the character that she is, you know,
• 56:00
  Speaker 4: like that character is so well done. I think weirdly, like,
• 56:03
  Speaker 4: it's like, okay, you got exactly who that person should be.
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 56:06
  Speaker 4: But yeah, she, I think she just like her Christian
• 56:08
  Speaker 4: senses are tingling and she knows that. that Gwyneth isn't
• 56:12
  Speaker 4: as Christian as she is saying she is.
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: And, you know, and also. This is actually a really
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: good thing we haven't mentioned yet. Gwyneth goes by Gwyneth.
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: And then when everyone tries to give her a nickname,
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: they don't call her Gwen. They call her Gwenny, which
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: is a name that no one's ever gone by. Yeah.
• 56:29
  Speaker 4: And she said, she says to Paul in the beginning,
• 56:32
  Speaker 4: he says, is your name Gwyneth or Gwenny?
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: Which no one would guess.
• 56:35
  Speaker 4: And then she said, Call me Gwen. I forget what
• 56:38
  Speaker 4: the exact line is, but it's something like, you know,
• 56:40
  Speaker 4: she threatens him.
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: She threatens him with death, essentially, which, which is, which
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: was the most charming thing she said the whole movie.
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: I think I was like, Oh, now I like her.
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: Hold on. I like this.
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: She had a little bit of edge.
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: Then she got boring again.
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: She goes by Gwyneth, not Gwenny. And she hates being
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: called Gwenny, the made up name. And then his Bible
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: study friends call her Gwenny. And she goes like, yeah,
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: I love being called Gwenny.
• 57:04
  Speaker 4: And she immediately changes her mind and is like, just kidding.
• 57:07
  Speaker 4: I'm fine with this.
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: Call me Gwenny.
• 57:08
  Speaker 4: Which is like, don't do that.
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: Don't have the script do that.
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: And again, we come back to that in our little
• 57:15
  Speaker 2: meet up there at the hair cutters. Because he specifically
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: says in the oh-so-subtle theme of the movie, which, by
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: the way, we're on theme number three here. But yeah,
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: it's the just be you. You know, just be you. Again,
• 57:29
  Speaker 2: the deep messages in this movie. Just be you, man.
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: And it's like.
• 57:34
  Speaker 4: It's like, just be you, but all of the things.
• 57:38
  Speaker 2: That I want you to be.
• 57:40
  Speaker 4: She doesn't like, so she changes them and he doesn't
• 57:42
  Speaker 4: even know. Like, it's like, at no point in the
• 57:45
  Speaker 4: movie is she just her.
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: No.
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: But again, fast forward to the end, not to jump,
• 57:49
  Speaker 2: but like once we get into the conflict, I'm like, okay,
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: but she was like, she's, she's telling you now. She's like, I,
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: I'm into God and stuff. And I'm not quite, she's
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: come clean. She's like, I'm not quite as devout as
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: you are, but I'm interested. You know, I want to learn.
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: Why don't you teach me? No. He's like, no. Yeah.
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: You're just being you, but I don't care now because
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: I want things my way. I was like, what? You
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: just told her earlier to be who she is. She's
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: now admitted to you who she is and you don't
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: like it. You want to throw her out there?
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: Kind of like a Grease ending where she very much
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: so Sandy D like turns into kind of more of
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: a the guy vibe and then it's perfect.
• 58:31
  Speaker 4: She turns into who he wants her to be on
• 58:33
  Speaker 4: her own magically. Yeah, she becomes more devout and he's like, see,
• 58:37
  Speaker 4: this is who you are.
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: Awesome. Yeah.
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: And her car floats away.
• 58:41
  Speaker 4: Can we talk about R.
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: Kelly? Because she is my favorite character.
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 58:47
  Speaker 4: Uh uh they're his camp friend that the his mom
• 58:50
  Speaker 4: is in it wants him to end up with his
• 58:53
  Speaker 4: friend from bible camp.
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: That we we don't see it coming when she enters
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: the room and there's only one other person in there
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: of similar age that's.
• 59:01
  Speaker 4: Unattached similar age a single girl and her name is
• 59:06
  Speaker 4: kelly but she goes by Kel-Kels.
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: Again, something no one would ever say.
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: And Kel-Kels and Gwenny.
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: That's my favorite sitcom.
• 59:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and there's a point where the mom says to Gwenny,
• 59:20
  Speaker 4: she goes, oh, and have you met R. Kelly?
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: Like our Kelly. But she says, oh, have you met R. Kelly?
• 59:26
  Speaker 4: And then we cut to this like blonde woman being like, hi.
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: Oh, she's met R. Kelly. Don't you worry.
• 59:33
  Speaker 4: In my brain, I'm just like that character's name is R.
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: Kelly.
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And equally as horrifying.
• 59:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah. A hundred percent.
• 59:41
  Speaker 4: Just like, but yeah, we love, we love R. Kelly
• 59:45
  Speaker 4: from Christian Mingle, not from.
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, obviously.
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: Hi. no shout outs for him no shout out to R.
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: Kelly shout out to Kel Kells yeah Kel Kells adult
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: woman named Kel Kells yeah you gotta have it I
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: don't know.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: If there are any adults in this movie truthfully good
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: point that's fair we don't again we don't have to
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 2: go back too much to the sales pitch but I
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: do want to again inconsistencies and things that just don't
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 2: make sense on a screenwriting standpoint which I'm watching again
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 2: in the middle of the night this morning And I'm like, wait,
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: did she just make a bullet reference? Not like first
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 2: of all, she doesn't seem like the kind of gal
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 2: who would be like bang bang doing like finger guns
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 2: and like pitching the gun sales pitch anyway, really. Because
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: as we said, she's a sushi eating liberal. So obviously
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: she wouldn't be pitching guns. But then even more like
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: not really genuine is she makes the movie like she's
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: making a steve mcqueen bullet reference and i'm like so
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: wait this girl this girl that we've met in this
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 2: movie so far is a big steve mcqueen fan like
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: i was just like no i think corbin bernson is
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 2: a big steve mcqueen fan and he wrote that line
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: because he thinks steve mcqueen is cool i don't think
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 2: this girl knows who the hell steve.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 4: Mcqueen is no i don't feel like no but maybe
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 4: she's full of surprises.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 2: She is but not always the best ones I want
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 2: more from her. I want the best from her. But
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: sometimes she just does not have it there for us.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, my gosh.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: So they're going to Mexico. He forgot to tell her.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: Everyone from Mexico is so late in the movie. Because
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: they want to build houses.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, no, they want to fix it. They want
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: to fix the bell that fell down.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 4: It's not as important as building houses. Not as helpful,
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 4: in my opinion.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: I thought she wanted, they wanted to build houses. Is
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: that what she does later?
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 4: It wasn't like the type of, like a construction, like
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 4: church going to hell kind of thing. But I think
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 4: the thing that they're reconstructing a church or something.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not even that great.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: We'll get to that in a minute because I have
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 2: issues with that too. But don't skip over the fact
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: that dad's company is named Wood Development. What kind of
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 2: a movie is this? Again, what jokes are you setting
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: up here? Because this is supposed to be quality Christian
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 2: morals and values and you're giving me Wood Development.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: Come on. I love Wood Development.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah. What is wrong with these people?
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 4: That is so funny. Development goes to Mexico.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: The other thing I take issue with in the religion
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 2: aspect of it is, as we've said, religious people are
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: super open-minded and don't like to, you know, interfight between
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 2: different types of religions. So they get there and I'm like,
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 2: that's a Catholic church. These people are definitely Christian.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: Which are very different. Like, I'm not knee-deep in religion,
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 2: but I know there's a big difference between Catholics... And
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: Christian and the other 48 different variations of Christianity. And
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: the fact that these people who are very specifically Christian
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 2: in their Christian church would go on a special mission
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 2: to help Catholics?
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 3: I don't think so.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: That's fair. That's fair. That's a good point.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 4: I never even clocked that.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: How can you tell that the church is a Catholic
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: church and not a Christian church?
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 2: Well, what's sad is that even the one they go
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: to is wrong. Because the one that they, because I
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 2: didn't notice until again, watching it again this morning, the
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 2: one that they go to earlier that she's in her
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 2: fancy outfit and meets the family has like Jesus on
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 2: the cross, which is, that is, yeah, the rest, there's
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: a few, I think, because I had to check. I
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 2: don't specifically, I didn't know that was a very Christian thing.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 2: But yeah, if you have dead Jesus hanging on the cross,
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: that's Catholic. Like that's all kinds of. baggage that comes
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 2: with this dead guy that died for your sins and
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 2: you're gonna feel bad about it for the rest of
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 2: your life versus you're like protestant presbyterians all the other
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 2: people out there and again i don't know specifics someone
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 2: i'm sure will argue this but majority of the rest
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 2: of them just have like a regular old blank cross
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 2: up there and that's how it is so like first
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: off their church is wrong because that's definitely not a
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 2: catholic church but they have the wrong cross up there
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 2: and then definitely i mean it's Again, not to specific,
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 2: but like Mexico, I feel like most of the churches
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 2: are going to be Catholic.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a very, yeah.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: Not to generalize, but.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: Do we know if the guy who wrote it is Christian?
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 2: I would assume he has to be, but.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: That's even funnier. I kind of think there's a world
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: where he's not.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 2: Well, that was my thing. I was like, if you're
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 2: making this religious movie, how do you not know the
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 2: specifics of your own religion, dude?
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: Okay, he was reawakened.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: Oh, he was reawakened. Ah, so he doesn't know history.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: Well, he's kind of like Gwenny.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 2: He's Gwenny.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: He's like Gwenny.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 4: This was like an autobiographical vibe.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: He found the Lord one day fixing bikes, and he
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 2: was just like, that's it. This is my calling. Yeah.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so they go to fix a bell that broke.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: Is that what it was?
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's laying on the ground, which that's another weird
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 2: scene that I'm like, did you? Again, no second pass
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: on the screenplay because I'm like, so they've been there.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 2: We'll say easily a day that she wasn't there. I'm
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 2: thinking several days probably because she's been ignoring his calls
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 2: for days. Yeah, she was being cool. But then like,
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 2: so then she shows up and they just now have the,
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 2: let's all go stand around the bell and stare at it. Like,
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 2: isn't that the first thing you do when you get
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 2: into town? Like they waited for Gwenny to do that. Like, again,
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 2: I feel like you needed to hand off the screenplay
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 2: to somebody else and then be like, well, wait, what, why,
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 2: why now do they decide to go stand around the
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 2: bell and stare at it?
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: Like the first few days were just like getting to
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: know you games. Yeah. Just improv.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 2: That might be true. Cause look at those people. In
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 2: their weird little bunk that they all sleep together.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 4: Oh my God, Kel Kels is there.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Kel Kels was there.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 4: Kel Kels is her bunkmate.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 2: They get matching shirts. How adorable is that?
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 4: And she shows up in like the wrong outfit and
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 4: everyone's like, oh, that's so embarrassing.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: It's so strange. So many of the issues in this film, again, non-issues.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 2: The weird girl, the pregnant one's like, you're pretty, it's okay.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 2: And I was just like, what? What movie was that
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 2: out of? It just doesn't fit anything going on. She's like,
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 2: it's so weird, this movie. It's amazing and weird.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: And Kel-Kel's fluent in Spanish, we reveal.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Everyone is except for her because Winnie doesn't know
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 2: what the hell.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 3: Is going on.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 4: Winnie's just lying to everyone. No, everything falls apart in Mexico.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: That's when it all.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 2: Well, why would you pack the book? I mean... The
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 2: dead giveaway, Christian for dummies, Bible for dummies. Like, why
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 2: would you put it in your, you really, like, if
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 2: you're going to pack the Bible, sure, you're going to
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 2: need that for your Bible studying. But, like, why would
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 2: you bring the dead giveaway book that's going to get
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 2: you busted by Morgan Fairchild?
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: What the hell? Not smart. It's 2014, so you do
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: have access.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 2: There's a Kindle somewhere, right? I mean, there's something.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: You could look up questions you might have. Yeah.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 2: She is talking on a smartphone. I mean, it's a
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 2: dated one, but like it's not a flip phone. Like
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 2: she should be able to Google this shit. Yeah.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: That's so, yeah.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 4: You got to bring your Christianity for Dummies book to
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 4: the Christian people you're trying to trick. That'll always go well.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 2: And that's probably when I'm the most just infuriated by
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 2: that dude. And that's my issue with religious people. I'm
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 2: fine with like the concept of religion. If you want
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 2: to be, I like spiritual. That's fine. You can find
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 2: all kinds of good things in spiritual. But like people
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 2: who are religious, to me, it's ridiculous that they're the
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 2: most judgy. He is so judgy.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Taylor Tomlinson said like the smartest thing because she
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 4: was raised really, really religious. She said something in her
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 4: stand up special that was like, if you're using it
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 4: as a tool to make to make yourself better and
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 4: to like feel like, you know, this is like a
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 4: way to get better for other people and like as
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 4: a coping mechanism for everything that's crazy. And it's like
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 4: a thing that helps you and you use it to
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 4: help others.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: That's awesome.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 4: If you're using it to judge or control or have
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 4: power over other people, that's fucked. And it's like, I mean,
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 4: she says it way smarter and funnier than that, but like,
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 4: that's the sentiment.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 2: And I was like, yeah, that's so many people.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: If you, if you use it to be a good person, great.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: If you use it as a weapon, that's not good.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 2: That's the thing. I, I see a handful of people
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 2: who are legitimately good people and believe in God and you,
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 2: use the things that they learned in the Bible to
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 2: help people or for the right reasons. And I see
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 2: a lot of other people that like will preach it
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 2: and will, will be very judgy about it. But then
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 2: I will also see them doing things in their life.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 2: I'm like, no, no, that goes against everything in that
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 2: book you're always talking about. Like I, it's so weird
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 2: to me.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 4: It's just crazy to get to, to be that betrayed
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 4: and angry over finances.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: A Christianity for dummies book.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 2: Well, and again, almost, and it's almost him looking down
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 2: on her of like, how dare you want to learn
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 2: with a book?
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: How dare you want to learn something you already agree with?
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 2: How dare you learn something? you are a woman and
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: you keep in your place where you're ignorant. And I
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 2: tell you what you're supposed to believe was a little
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 2: bit of what I was picking up on, but I
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 2: might've just been feeding that in.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: Listen, it's just Paul Wood.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 2: He's like that.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 4: Papa told him it would be as undoing.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 2: The whole Wood family is like that.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 3: I swear.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah. The Woods.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 2: So I don't know. Then he's a jerk and sends
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 2: her back home basically. So should I just leave? He's like, yeah, yeah,
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 2: I think you should.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: Get the fuck out of here.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 2: It's like nice, real nice. Yeah. So we're already back
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 2: at work and she's rocking the hat again. So you
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 2: never go too long without that hat showing up. Only
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 2: this one's different because it's got buttons. She's got big
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 2: buttons on that one.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: Single girl buttons.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 2: But she's back at work and then we cut to,
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 2: this is again, one of my main issues with this movie,
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 2: which says a lot about me, that this is my
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 2: main issue with this movie. Of the three of us,
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 2: who has a giant metal trash can sitting inside their
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 2: house right now? I'm gonna guess... An actual street trash can.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 2: I mean, hers is a street trash. It's the one
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 2: you put out on the front stoop.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: No, no, no. That's not a thing.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 2: It's got a lid and everything. Like it's a street
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 2: trash can.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: In her kitchen. No, it's not an indoor trash can.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 2: I was like, what the hell is going on?
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 4: Not like a kitchen trash can or like a regular
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 4: metal trash can.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: All of these characters just woke up on earth. None
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: of them have Before this movie started.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 2: And even just real world, like couldn't the props guy
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 2: run to target and like pick up a kitchen trash can?
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 2: Like just hang on guys. Give me like 20 minutes.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 2: I'll be right back. This looks ridiculous. Hold on. I'll
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 2: be right back.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: Now we can't have this inside. Not in the budget.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: I love it so much.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 2: We focused on it because she comes back to get
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 2: her like God books out of the trash can. So
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 2: it's not even like a one shot. Like we see
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 2: it like three different times where she's like, making use
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 2: of this giant metal trash can.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 4: It's the type of trash can that you don't want
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 4: to take things out of once you put them in.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 4: There's like waste bin type trash cans where it's like, okay,
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 4: this is all like papers and office materials.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 2: It's recyclable.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: It's fun. Yeah, exactly.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 4: I can, if I throw out my book, my Christian
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 4: books in a fury and then I want them back, it's,
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 4: there's nothing gross. I don't have to wash them or anything,
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 4: but that's not the type of trash can this is.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that one is old school. That one is Oscar
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 2: lives in there and it's covered in slime and he's
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 2: going to pop his head out and be like, you're
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 2: so stupid and he's right. Then like, she's just not
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 2: paying attention. I would seek out Oscar. Cause I feel
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 2: like he's the guy who's got a plan. Like.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 4: I'll be a great spin. If the movie with her
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 4: actually like finding Oscar, the grouch.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I think it would be cool to get more
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: IP in there.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I am all for that because I, again, I'm
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 2: always sold on Oscar. I like his attitude. He's got
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 2: a good outlook on life. Like, I feel like if
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 2: you're going to worship someone, Oscar, the grouch, that's the
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 2: way to go. Yeah. I don't know. I, I don't
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 2: want to, I don't want to overdo it, but anything
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 2: else you want. I mean, I, am I the only
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 2: one that has issues with her purple leggings and her
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 2: orange coat? Like, Oh, it's, it's, I'm a dude. And
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 2: I'm just like, what are you wearing lady?
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: Like it's very, it's Disney channel.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: It's very like Disney channel.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 2: It is very Hannah Montana. I'll give you.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: And you know what? That's kind of the universe of
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: this movie. Yeah.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 2: It's not that good. Hold on a minute. I watch
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 2: a lot of quality Disney Channel programming and it is
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 2: a little above this.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: I think this is a universe where Hannah Montana is real.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 4: That's so funny.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 2: And people are fooled by her.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 2: Miley, have you seen Hannah? What's going on? She's over
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 2: there with some leggings on. Hold on.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 4: Let me.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: That was on the TV, like Hannah Montana singing was
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: on the TV before the Christian Mingle commercial. I'd be like, yeah. Yeah,
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: that makes sense.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah. It's also when she comes back and throws her
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 4: Bible books in the trash and then picks them back
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 4: up again. That's when I every time start to feel like, oh,
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 4: we're nearing the end.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: And that's wrong.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 2: Beginning number one of seven.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: It's just.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 2: Then we think we're going to get to the like, well, okay,
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 2: she's decided that she doesn't need this doofus, but she
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 2: wants God in her life. And I'm like, okay, that's fine. Like, again,
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 2: if we're in this movie, I expect that's kind of
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 2: where we're going in some way, shape or form. So
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 2: I'm like, good. That's her learning a lesson. It's not
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 2: about this dumb ass guy. It's about, you know, finding
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 2: something spiritual in your life.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: The lesson she's learning is I have to be myself
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: by changing myself. Yes. And that's beautiful.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 2: Even though he said, be yourself. And then he judged
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 2: her for her being herself. And then she didn't be herself.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 2: And that's when she learned how.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: To- I don't need that guy.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 4: I can change myself for me for no reason.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's awesome. I can listen to these people in
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 2: this weird storefront church that I'm like, any church in
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 2: a storefront is shady. I'm sorry. I don't know what's
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 2: going on in there, but that don't look like a church.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 2: That looks like it used to be like a TJ Maxx.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 2: And now it's a church and something shady is going
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 2: on in there.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: Listen, I'm interested in going to that service. That sounds great.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 2: It does have better music. I'll give you that. And
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 2: there's only so many times I can watch Lacey clap
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 2: off beat because that is maybe my favorite moment. She's
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 2: just right there and everybody else. It'd be different if
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 2: she was by herself. You could even time it up
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 2: after the fact. But no, she's with other people and
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 2: they're all on the beat. Poor Lacey.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: But that character's never heard music.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 2: That's true.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 3: Warning.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 2: She, she, I mean, she has a metal trash can
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 2: in her house. Obviously she doesn't know how to clap.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: She's doing her absolute best. She's like an alien that
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: just got to earth. She's doing so much.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 2: People wear purple leggings and big bows on their hands, right?
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 2: That's how humans are, right?
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 4: She hatched from an egg. She watched an episode of
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 4: Hannah Montana.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And, uh, yeah.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 2: She's getting it together man i think this may be
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 2: more of an alien story that we're overlooking which.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah paul wood's definitely an alien everyone.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 2: He does not seem like he belongs on this planet
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 2: at all yeah of the other many indians along the
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 2: way we definitely get um kel kel shows up and
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 2: that is the moment when she grabs his hand i
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 2: was like ah now she's all religiousy but i was
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 2: like This is the point when I literally said, sometimes
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 2: God sticks it in and breaks it off, doesn't he?
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 2: Because this is bullshit. It's like you can be the
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 2: most devout Christian and sometimes shit ain't going to go
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 2: your way.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, for Kel Kels? Oh, well, no, for.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: For our.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 2: Girl who likes that she's done all of this and
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 2: changed her life and is pretending like it's for herself.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 2: But really, she's just kind of trying to get in
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 2: good with this guy. And then not only is he
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 2: not going to be with you, but he's with the
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 2: one girl that you knew was trying to steal him
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 2: from you anyway. I was like, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 4: And also, he's like so clearly not into Kel-Kels, which
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 4: is also just bad for everyone. It's like you can
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 4: tell he's kind of like, yeah, well, we're together now,
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 4: I guess.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 2: And it's like my mom says I like her. So
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 2: I guess I do. I don't question mom because she's
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 2: Morgan Fairchild. So what am I going to do?
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 4: I'm doing.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So she gets in a fight with God. He
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 2: makes it rain on her. I do like that. She's
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 2: angrily like, she's like giving him like jokes and one
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 2: liners and stuff. I do like she's, she's kind of,
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 2: she's ribbing God a little bit.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 3: I like that.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 2: It's the most character she has really.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 4: She's just, just when she gets a little bit violent,
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 4: that's when she shines in this movie.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 2: So the letter from Mexico shows up.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 2: Your life was changed as well at that point, I'm assuming.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 2: With the voiceover for that girl that I'm like, is
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 2: that even the right accent? I feel like the girl's
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 2: doing a different accent.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: It is tough.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 2: And the thing is, you know that girl lives in
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 2: Carmel and she has not a lick of Spanish accent.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: It is tough. It's very....
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah and i feel bad for her because that kid
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 2: she's doing what she can once again it's not her fault.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 4: Loving loving it for her i'd get more rolls under
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 4: your belt like no.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah she didn't even get paid she's just there for
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 2: crafty for the day and she's all set she's she's
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 2: good i'm going home now i got a free sandwich.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah so she gets this whole letter that's like thank
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 4: you for bringing god to my town.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah it's not great it's very much so a person
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: being like thanks so much for being white at me
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: yeah oh god when you were white at me i
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: wish it could happen today.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 2: And again why her i was like thank you woman
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 2: who came by for a day and a half you
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 2: saved our village by putting a bell up like i
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 2: don't know it was so like three things didn't add
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 2: up in that letter and i was like what.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 4: Is that little girl bonded way more with kelkels.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 2: You would think but she didn't seem to she loves
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 2: some lacy yeah she did tackle her when she got
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 2: there essentially she's just like ah white girl come here
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 2: i need to hug you like.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah it's pretty wild this is the part of the
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: movie where you go like oh my god.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 2: You well at that point you're like where are we
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 2: going like i thought i knew where we were going
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 2: but i thought it was ending yeah like i i
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 2: assumed she was going to be teaching by the end
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 2: of it because we laid the groundwork on that i
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 2: didn't know we were going back to mexico but but
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 2: I guess we laid the groundwork with this little girl too.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 2: So we got to make it all come together.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 4: So then she goes back to Mexico to start teaching.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 4: And is there for like, I assume a second. Like
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 4: it makes it look like she's there doing that for
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 4: a while.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 2: Well, it's like another, cause it's like the next Christmas, right?
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 2: Cause we're at least a year later. So yeah. And
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 2: don't worry. She brought her cookie jar. That's the most
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 2: important thing about this movie is she brought her cookie
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 2: jar from home to Mexico.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: It's just important.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 2: Cause it's very important. I was like, you really specifically
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 2: put that in.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 2: Corbin, I don't know what you're even going for there, but.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 2: He is tying it all together with that damn cookie jar, man.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 2: It's wild.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 4: And yeah, no, it's the next.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's. And then she's like kind of recreated herself
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: and she has like a new life there. She's cool now.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 4: A new life that is exactly what her ex would
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 4: have wanted her to be. And only interacting with people
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 4: her ex introduced her to.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: And then. That'll show him. And then he's there. He's
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: there and he's like. You'll never guess. I dumped Kel-Kels.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 4: And it's like, that's not.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 2: Turns out you were right. I'm an idiot. Like, yeah,
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 2: I've been saying that this whole movie. And you're from space.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 4: And he was just like, yeah, I just threw out Kel-Kels.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: I don't care. And it's like, all right. He's like,
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: now that you're not yourself even a little bit and
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: kind of just doing exactly what I was doing, I'm
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: interested and I want this.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, and they cut to a close up of
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 2: the bell, which looks like it's about to fall off.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 2: They did the shittiest job I have ever... It is
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 2: barely up there with a piece of rope. Like, it
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 2: is the worst. I was like, Dad, Papa, if you will,
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 2: you need to get back up there. And it just
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 2: looked terrible. I was like, dude, we've got one job.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: They're only experiences with wood. They don't work with mixed metal.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 2: This rope just confounds me. I can't handle it.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: I don't do that.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 4: Okay, so this isn't wood.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 2: What am I doing here? This whole trip is just
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 2: a lie.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And then I guess happy ending, I guess.
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 4: My favorite shot of the entire ending is, you know,
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 4: he takes her to a big giant Christmas tree and
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 4: he either kisses her or proposes to her or does
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 4: something that's like, I want to be with you because
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 4: you're not you anymore.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: And then they.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 4: Just cut to a guy working on the tree who
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 4: just smiles at them and watches them kiss for like
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 4: three seconds.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: Way too long. It's awesome.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 2: I mean, sometimes you just got to creepily watch people
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 2: make out while you're decorating a Christmas tree. It's part
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 2: of the holiday festivities.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 4: It's one of my favorite holidays.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 2: Well, then we also get our mid-credits scene where Samuel L.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 2: Jackson shows up and recruits her to be in the Avengers.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 2: They do come back with that weird little like, one
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 2: more joke because we're just knocking them out of the
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 2: park here. We've got one more for you. Just hang
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 2: in there.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it is up. a really interesting cinematic experience. Yeah.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 2: It's, it's an experience. All right. So have you just to,
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 2: because I came across this today, have you read the
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 2: notes in IMDb? Because there's not many, but there's one
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 2: that I'm just like, Oh, this kind of explains it all.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: Oh, I didn't want to know.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 2: So according, if you believe IMDb, which obviously is the,
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 2: the top pinnacle of truth and all the facts. Corey Feldman,
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 2: who was Lacey's spiritual advisor at the time, pleaded with
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 2: her to not do this movie and do The Lost
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 2: Tree instead. She ended up doing both. There's so many
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 2: things in that sentence.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: The spiritual advisor?
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 2: I don't know that he needs to be advising anyone.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 2: Like I've seen enough of Corey over the years to
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 2: know he don't know what's going on. He's traumatized and
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 2: I feel bad for him. But at the same time,
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 2: he's also leaning into some crazy that I don't even
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 2: know what is going on.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: Also, she seems so normal. Yeah, I actually wouldn't have
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 1: a spiritual advisor, if I'm being totally honest.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 2: And specifically, a guy who travels around with a bunch
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 2: of girls who he calls his angels doesn't necessarily make
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 2: you a spiritual advisor, because that is his rock show,
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 2: by the way, if you haven't seen it.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 2: It's special. He's a special, special character. So I can
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 2: only hope that's a lie.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: And the other movie is called what?
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 2: It says The Lost Tree. So I guess we know
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 2: what's going on the list now.
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 4: You think that he and the two of them were
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 4: in The Lost Tree together? Because if that's true, I'll
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 4: be watching that movie immediately.
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 2: I think you're going to be watching it anyway. Let's
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 2: be real.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's a horror drama. Interesting.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 2: And she did both. So she's okay with horror, but
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 2: still likes the Lord.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: And that's beautiful. That's well-rounded.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 2: That's everything. Yeah. I'm all for that, but I don't
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 2: want to listen to anything Corey has to say.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 1: He produced it? I don't know what he did on it.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 4: I don't know if he's... I can't find his involvement
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 4: in it, but that's even funnier if he wasn't.
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he just was like, I just prefer this?
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I guess his involvement is that he was
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 4: her spiritual advisor.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 1: Sure. And he was like, do this. Okay, well, gotta
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: see that next. Okay, this is really interesting to me.
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 1: I don't know that he had any part in this movie.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 4: No, I think he just.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 2: He's just her spiritual advisor. And maybe also her manager
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 2: at this point. I don't know.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think we should try to call him up
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 4: and see if he's taking new clients.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 2: Do you really want that?
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 4: I need to be spiritually advised.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 2: Oh, I'm so worried about you now. I'm concerned. We
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 2: can find you many other low-level Hollywood people to listen
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 2: to before Corey. Like, Corey's done some weird stuff over
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 2: the years.
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 2: His dancing, the most of which, really, but.
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 1: love it yeah there's some really good daytime um talk
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 1: show performances yeah yeah.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 2: Or is i mean just as epic dancing with the
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 2: stars moments that we got recently that i was like
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 2: oh you are not gonna make it past the first
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 2: week oh look look who got kicked out first.
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 1: One way to see the mormon housewives and that's.
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 2: Huge so what have you taken from this fine film
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 2: What is your spiritual journey led you to and what
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 2: have you learned from the five or six different messages
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 2: that this was selling us?
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I've learned the more the merrier, meaning
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 1: like more messages, the better, more endings, the better. Yeah.
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 1: I think another thing I've learned is if you change yourself,
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 1: he'll love you. Yeah.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 2: That is important, obviously.
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I also learned that it's actually really deceitful
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 1: to be kind of Christian and not super Christian.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 2: And as I said, how dare you try to learn
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 2: and better yourself? We'll have none of that in this religion.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 1: It's actually such a lose lose. Cause it's like, don't
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 1: you want me to be more Christian? It's just a
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 1: lose lose.
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 2: She gave him that sales pitch and it was like
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 2: pretty good.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 1: Actually.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 2: I'm listening. That's the best part of the screenplay possibly
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 2: is like, she lays that out for him. And like,
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 2: I'm like, okay. Yeah. Even if I was this jackass,
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 2: you've got a point. Like, yes, that's a good. Nope. Nope. Yeah.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 1: It's, Such a non-issue, and I love that the movie
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 1: is built off of things that are just non-issues.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I've learned a lot from this movie. I've learned
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 4: your first option is always the way to go. Never,
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 4: ever try to expand your options.
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 2: Never date again. You get one person.
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 4: You get one person, and even if they give you
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 4: the ick on the first date, that's who you're in
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 4: love with now.
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 1: You know, obviously, like.
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 4: if you think something's, if you're, if you're thinking something's ending, right.
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 4: It's not, there are 19, 20 more.
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 2: It's the return of the King and we've got 28
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 2: more minutes to wrap up this movie. So yeah.
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 4: And then, oh gosh, what else? I mean, I guess
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 4: that Christian Mingle is a website that, that connects like-minded
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 4: Christians who want to find love and all their commercials
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  Speaker 4: use real customers.
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  Speaker 1: That's something I learned.
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  Speaker 2: When you can't handle plenty of fish, there's always Christian Mingle.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, exactly. Oh, and another good message is that everyone
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 1: around you is super Christian. If you look hard enough. Yes.
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  Speaker 2: That's true. Even if they don't tell you, they might
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 2: be secret Christians.
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  Speaker 1: Everyone around you is extremely Christian and secret about it.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 1: And they're not telling you. Yeah.
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 2: And it's not her style. That is not her style.
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely. That is not her style.
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 2: Wearing a cross. That is definitely not her style.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And then, gosh, is.
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  Speaker 4: There anything else?
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 1: Um, Oh, you can't take pills to make your hair.
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 1: Or maybe you can.
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 2: I don't know because we dropped that. We never, we
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 2: don't know what happened to Jay Peterman. We don't know
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 2: if Stephen Tobolasky, he might have a big long mane
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 2: of hair now. We don't know. We never went back there.
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 1: You know, that's for the sequel.
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  Speaker 4: She quit her job and therefore so did we, the audience.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 4: We quit her job as well.
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but she found a better one in Mexico, I
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 2: guess is what you do. You leave your job. And
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 2: you go her evil job where she made real money
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 2: and you go be a poor teacher in Mexico. And
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 2: luckily that town almost fell down. So it doesn't cost
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 2: much to live there.
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And they, and they love her for no reason.
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 1: They love, they love when people come in and kind
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 1: of are just there. Yeah. They love it for no
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 1: reason at all.
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  Speaker 2: Not that she's the white savior at all. Nope.
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 3: Not at all.
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah. wild.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 4: So many lessons.
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 2: It was definitely a journey that I was not prepared for.
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 2: And yet I'm so glad I went on it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, it's underrated.
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it really is.
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 2: That's what I was going to say. How much do
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 2: you need to sell this to other people? And I
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 2: know you in particular have sold it to many people.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 1: So.
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 2: It's it's yeah it's not appreciated on the level a
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 2: couple of levels I feel like that it probably should.
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 4: Be yeah I made a guy watch this on our
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 4: first date as a test yeah as like a I
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 4: mean I kind of thought we were going to turn
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 4: it on and then not watch the whole thing but
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 4: we ended up watching the whole thing and yeah you
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 4: gotta you gotta I was like if you don't fuck
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 4: with this then you're not gonna like anything about me.
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah I did that but it was Peter Jackson's brain
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 2: dead And the girl pretended to like it. And only
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 2: it was like years later that I talked to her
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 2: and she was like, oh, no, that was a nightmare.
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 2: I hated that. I was like, oh, no wonder we're
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 2: not together. I'll be damned. So, yeah, you got to
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 2: throw those tests out there and see where they land. Yeah.
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah. That's so funny.
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 2: Well, thank you for suggesting this and going on this
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 2: religious journey that we've all gone on together. Yeah, of course.
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 1: I'm, I'm really hoping we get a sequel in the
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 1: next 10 or 15 years. Yeah.
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 2: Lacey's got to come back around. I mean, she's got
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 2: a lot to do. Like she's out there knocking these
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 2: movies out. So like, she's got to work it into
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 2: her schedule.
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 1: But so many movies she's working.
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 2: She is. I mean, that's, it is a fascinating part
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 2: of the industry that did not exist. Like, between your
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 2: Hallmark romance and your Christmas movies, it's like a third
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 2: of what's being made now that is just employing most
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 2: of the people out there that aren't real big money people.
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 2: They're just making a living now. And it's those movies.
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 1: God bless them. Like we love finding Christmas from the
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 1: Hallmark channel. Like we love the Hallmark channel in this house.
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 4: I feel like it's the same, like almost like business
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 4: structure as like soap operas, because soap operas and daytime TV,
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 4: it's like, They have so.
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 1: Much to do.
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 4: They have so many pages to memorize every day. It's like, go, go, go, go, go.
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 4: But it's just like a specific, slightly different thing than
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 4: other TV.
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 2: It's just throwing you in the deep end. It's just like, look,
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 2: we got to shoot this movie. We got a week
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 2: and a half. So get to it. And if you
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 2: do five or six of these, you're like, okay, I
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 2: know how to make a movie now. Not necessarily a
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 2: good one, but I know the steps involved. I know
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 2: the basic things I need to do.
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 1: And the thing is, good is subjective. Because to me,
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 1: this is a very good movie. But is it good?
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 2: It's enjoyable on a level. You got to set your levels.
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 2: You got to reset your levels every time you watch
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 2: a movie.
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 1: To me, something is good if I like it. So
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 1: to me, Olive Garden is good. But is it Italian food?
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 1: You know, there are differences of taste.
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 2: It's no steak and cake, but it's pretty good.
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 1: It's no steak and cake.
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 4: But next time we go, I'm going to see if
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 4: I can order steaks and cakes for the table and
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 4: then they'll be upset at me because they won't have that.
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 1: Let's do a Christian Mingle pop-up restaurant of steak and cake.
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 2: Yes. I would go there. Like that, I mean.
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 1: And you can't order just a little bit.
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 4: You can't be like, can I have a slice of
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 4: cake and one steak?
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 1: No, you get full cake, steak, and glass of water.
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 2: Don't be ordering a Coke. Don't be looking for a beer.
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 2: You're not getting any of this.
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 2: You enjoy your water and choke down that cake, damn you.
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 1: Choke it down.
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 4: Choke down that dry cake. That's what I always say.
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 2: That's, yeah, words to live by. So.
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 2: What is the best way, if they've not, you know,
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 2: just had their life changed and they're not even going
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 2: to watch any more podcasts anymore. But if they want
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 2: to go find an awesome podcast out there in the world,
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 2: what is the best way for them to find you?
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 1: Oh, well, our podcast is called Sid and Olivia Talk Shit.
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 1: It's wherever you get your podcasts. We're on YouTube. We
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 1: have extended episodes on Patreon.com. Um, and yeah, and we're
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 1: at Sid and Olivia on everything.
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 1: YouTube, Instagram, TikTok.
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 4: We're at Sid and Olivia and that has the podcast and, and, uh, yeah, it's,
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 4: it's a fun, it's a fun vibe. If you want
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 4: to come by and be, uh, loud.
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 2: Just be yourself. If we've learned anything, just be yourself.
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 2: I feel like you guys are very welcoming of that.
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 2: And I agree. It is, it is an epic show.
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 2: There's a lot of things going on. Any given episode
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 2: could deliver things to you that you are not, prepared
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 2: for much like this movie so you guys have put
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 2: together a really impressive show and join the patreon and
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 2: you can do your movie nights so there you.
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 1: Go watch your movie nights approximately once a.
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 2: Month all right well any final words to send people
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 2: off on their merry way.
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 1: Uh papa always warned me it would be my undoing.
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 2: I knew it was coming all right well thank you
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 2: once again Otherwise, that about does it. Thank you for listening.
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 2: Do you want to do a freeze frame in audio?
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 1: Oh, sure, sure.
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 4: Freeze frame in the audio.
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 2: Everyone knows it's going on. They can hear it. They
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 2: can hear your stillness.
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  Speaker 3: This episode is a production of Movie Meltdown, produced and
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  Speaker 3: edited by the Oddity Studios, with music written and performed
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 3: by Andrea Davidson. For more on how to sponsor or
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• 1:34:12
  Speaker 1: Talk hard.