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- 0:02Speaker 1: It's a dune to the resign nature of this program.
- 0:06Speaker 1: Listener discretion, is it lies.
- 0:17Speaker 2: The Woody Showy, This is the Woody Show.
- 0:26Speaker 3: Insensitivity Training.
- 0:37Speaker 1: Class is now in session.
- 0:44Speaker 2: A good morning, everybody, morning.
- 0:48Speaker 1: All right, well today it's a pre Friday, it's a
- 0:51Speaker 1: Thursday morning. It's June fourth, twenty twenty six, date number
- 0:56Speaker 1: four of five. As we make our wad of the
- 1:00Speaker 1: week together, we are the one show that's Greg Gory.
- 1:03Speaker 1: We got Menace, what grad Sea Bass is here, We've
- 1:08Speaker 1: got Sammy Morgan is here. She's our associate producer von
- 1:11Speaker 1: our video producer. Dumbass Tyler is here. We got bored,
- 1:14Speaker 1: we got Menji phones are open eight seven seven forty four.
- 1:17Speaker 1: Woodie sent us a text over to two to nine
- 1:20Speaker 1: eight seven throw back Thursday to yeah week, Yes, Menace.
- 1:25Speaker 4: Dude, you have a crazy long hair on your face right,
- 1:28Speaker 4: just sticking it on the other side on your cheek.
- 1:30Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, it was just hitting the light just right,
- 1:34Speaker 4: like it's just it's finally.
- 1:37Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:37Speaker 1: Rode hair was like, at least thank you for Yeah,
- 1:41Speaker 1: that's the kind of thing I want to know, that
- 1:42Speaker 1: kind of stuff.
- 1:43Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't see it.
- 1:44Speaker 1: I said, we got the Birthday's porn of Birthday coming
- 1:46Speaker 1: up here in a second. Has anybody heard anything about
- 1:49Speaker 1: this Masters of the Universe movie?
- 1:51Speaker 4: No, I have one part that I did not know,
- 1:55Speaker 4: and one of our legal best friends is in it,
- 1:58Speaker 4: and that would be Jared Letto.
- 2:00Speaker 1: Oh my god, Yeah, I did not know. This is hilarious. Yeah,
- 2:06Speaker 1: and this has nothing to do like Kevin Smith's not
- 2:08Speaker 1: involved in this? Is he not?
- 2:10Speaker 3: That I know?
- 2:10Speaker 1: You remember he did that whole Masters of the University
- 2:12Speaker 1: he Man thing. Yeah. It's got a seventy five percent
- 2:16Speaker 1: fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes. It's impressive. Critics leaning positive
- 2:20Speaker 1: on the film, but not not by much, but mildly
- 2:23Speaker 1: positive reviews just in general, so audience and some people
- 2:27Speaker 1: who have seen it now. I watched he Man and
- 2:30Speaker 1: we had like Castle Gray Skull YEP as a kid.
- 2:35Speaker 1: And of course that is the total core memory or
- 2:38Speaker 1: core nostalgia thing for for Gen xers. For sure is
- 2:43Speaker 1: he Man. But the thing I was really into back
- 2:46Speaker 1: in that time was a Vultron. Do you guys remember Vultron?
- 2:50Speaker 3: Oh?
- 2:50Speaker 1: Vaguely.
- 2:51Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 2:51Speaker 1: It was like it would you would create like the
- 2:53Speaker 1: big Robot. It wasn't Transformers, but they had the lions,
- 2:57Speaker 1: and there were like these these robot lions. Yeah, the
- 3:00Speaker 1: bootleg version of Transform ThunderCats. That's different. ThunderCats is different.
- 3:05Speaker 1: Is that like the coke and PEPSI No, because like
- 3:08Speaker 1: they would jump into these robot lions and they would
- 3:10Speaker 1: go off to whatever mission, but then they would form
- 3:13Speaker 1: together to create this one big giant, which kind of
- 3:18Speaker 1: looked like Optimist Prime.
- 3:19Speaker 5: It an amalgamation of everything that was already happening.
- 3:22Speaker 1: Yeah, but like it was that show and then another
- 3:25Speaker 1: thing that popped up the other day that I hadn't
- 3:27Speaker 1: thought about in forever. Do you remember the the cartoon Heathcliff,
- 3:30Speaker 1: Yescliff Junkyard, Yeah, yeah, I was. I was watching that
- 3:38Speaker 1: show and then I was my wife and I got
- 3:40Speaker 1: in this hole. We went down like the rabbit hole
- 3:42Speaker 1: of of the Nicked Night shows, because that's where you watched,
- 3:46Speaker 1: you know, Nicked Night. They had all this stuff during
- 3:48Speaker 1: the day. I can't believe you did that, you know,
- 3:51Speaker 1: television doubl dare all that stuff. But then it got
- 3:54Speaker 1: into uh, at night, they were running the Old School show.
- 3:57Speaker 1: So it was like leave it to beaver, mister mister
- 4:00Speaker 1: a ya slipper. Yeah, yeah, Dennis the Menace.
- 4:05Speaker 5: That's how we watched all that stuff, Like, okay, I
- 4:07Speaker 5: guess we watched this now.
- 4:08Speaker 1: But then I thought about some of the old sitcoms
- 4:10Speaker 1: that I used to watch all the time, different strokes,
- 4:12Speaker 1: Yes to that, the Jeffersons, because the Jefferson's at this
- 4:18Speaker 1: point were in syndication, but they would run like kind
- 4:21Speaker 1: of early evening before like right around like the five
- 4:25Speaker 1: o'clock News. I remember it being an after after school thing.
- 4:29Speaker 5: The Jefferson's Good Times.
- 4:31Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, what's happening? Yeah, yeah, all that stuff. So
- 4:35Speaker 1: my generation we were all about t g i F like, yeah, yeah,
- 4:40Speaker 1: that was my favorite matter. Now that time kind of
- 4:44Speaker 1: came after this whole time on top of all the
- 4:46Speaker 1: same stuff, the Vultron for me, those shows I just mentioned,
- 4:50Speaker 1: the TJF stuff was later like that. That that was
- 4:53Speaker 1: a little bit later.
- 4:54Speaker 2: In that time.
- 4:55Speaker 1: Yeah yeah. And then watch all that stuff though too,
- 4:59Speaker 1: family matter it is good. Yeah.
- 5:01Speaker 6: And then Nickelodeon came out with the Saturday Night to
- 5:03Speaker 6: compete with TG I F, which was when like all
- 5:06Speaker 6: that Keenan and Kel, the Amanda Show in.
- 5:09Speaker 1: The Dark, all that I that was after my time completely.
- 5:13Speaker 1: I think the last thing that I watched on the
- 5:15Speaker 1: regular on Nickelodeon was red and Stimpy. Oh yeah, that's it.
- 5:20Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I wasn't even the SpongeBob guys like that was.
- 5:23Speaker 5: After completely never seen a frame of it.
- 5:26Speaker 1: Really, I've watched some of.
- 5:28Speaker 2: It because is it kind of geared to adults or not.
- 5:30Speaker 1: Really SpongeBob you can if you're an adult, you can
- 5:33Speaker 1: get down with spongebomb.
- 5:34Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 5:35Speaker 1: I mean there's so many that are way into SpongeBob.
- 5:39Speaker 7: Because they watched it when they were kids and they
- 5:41Speaker 7: still love it.
- 5:41Speaker 1: Well, there's that too, But also I think you could
- 5:43Speaker 1: be weighing a SpongeBob if you're weighing the drugs, Like
- 5:45Speaker 1: if you were high and watching SpongeBob, it's all good.
- 5:48Speaker 1: There's a hood factor to SpongeBob for sure. There is,
- 5:51Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the hood factor. The hood loved SpongeBob really.
- 5:56Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I wouldn't have I wouldn't have guessed that
- 5:59Speaker 1: big time. I myself. Now, I'm gonna be fifty this year,
- 6:02Speaker 1: I'll be I'll be fifty in October, and I found
- 6:05Speaker 1: myself and I wouldn't call it a midlife crisis because
- 6:07Speaker 1: there's no crisis but I find myself, for whatever reason
- 6:10Speaker 1: at this point when I start talking about or thinking
- 6:13Speaker 1: about those things, are that time or whatever, get a
- 6:17Speaker 1: little bummed.
- 6:18Speaker 2: I get yeah, yeah, because you can't go back, and
- 6:21Speaker 2: it's just can't go back so much better.
- 6:24Speaker 1: I mean, there's there's a lot of stuff now there is.
- 6:26Speaker 1: There's a lot of cool stuff down but like I get,
- 6:28Speaker 1: I get bummed, but that was ours. Yeah it's true.
- 6:31Speaker 4: Yeah, well I do get like kind of sad for
- 6:34Speaker 4: kids these days. And we talked about this a zillion times,
- 6:38Speaker 4: but yeah, like walking into a toy store, yeah, like
- 6:40Speaker 4: now it's just like a little section in Target.
- 6:43Speaker 1: But they have other things that they get excited about
- 6:44Speaker 1: that we never experienced. So there's almost like, yeah, like
- 6:47Speaker 1: we talk about, oh uh, these things come around and
- 6:49Speaker 1: just creates these new things or new opportunities.
- 6:51Speaker 5: And it would be impossible to get a kid now
- 6:54Speaker 5: to watch a thirty minute kids TV show.
- 6:56Speaker 1: They're just flipping through YouTube. My daughter's watching those dumb videos.
- 6:59Speaker 1: They're just like playing with slime.
- 7:01Speaker 5: Yep, yeah, like what's so dumb?
- 7:04Speaker 3: Very weird?
- 7:05Speaker 1: Right time for the Birthdays show.
- 7:09Speaker 3: We're gonna shiver, David.
- 7:11Speaker 2: We won't sit like it's shiver and you know you
- 7:15Speaker 2: don't do.
- 7:17Speaker 1: I'll Happy birthday to Angelina Joe Lee, who is fifty
- 7:19Speaker 1: one years old today. TJ Miller he got canceled for
- 7:23Speaker 1: a minute, right, Yeah, he was cool when he came
- 7:26Speaker 1: in here. He was fun, very nice, Peter, but yeah,
- 7:29Speaker 1: oh J Miller. He's forty five today. Horatio Sans is
- 7:33Speaker 1: fifty seven. Another guy who's been canceled. Russell Brand, Oh god,
- 7:39Speaker 1: he's really zagged. Fifty one years old. You got Noel
- 7:42Speaker 1: Wiley from e R who's fifty five. Scott Walt, there's
- 7:45Speaker 1: throwback daily on Party of five God fifty eight years old,
- 7:50Speaker 1: Theo Rossi. He was Juice on Sons of Anarchy. He
- 7:54Speaker 1: was a great ye right. He shades on Luke Cage
- 7:57Speaker 1: if you watch Luke Cage, just no sense of an
- 8:00Speaker 1: He's fifty one. Josh McDermott, Eugene on The Walking Dead,
- 8:04Speaker 1: forty eight years old today. And then your porno birthday
- 8:07Speaker 1: is Missy Love and today's birthday.
- 8:09Speaker 8: Girl.
- 8:09Speaker 1: She's had her ass in the air more than a
- 8:11Speaker 1: yoga instruction one and sixty eight fine films, including Celebrating
- 8:16Speaker 1: My Divorce Volume one. She was in Get It up grandpa.
- 8:20Speaker 2: Oh.
- 8:21Speaker 1: Volume two. Now, that can be two different things depending
- 8:23Speaker 1: on how you break it up. It's either get it up, grandpa,
- 8:25Speaker 1: like get a boner, or it could be get this up, Grandpa.
- 8:30Speaker 1: It's not that I don't like a pegging. You've been there.
- 8:33Speaker 1: Double Meat Fantasies, Volume one, Spicy Lesbian Sleepover Greg Oh sweet, Yeah,
- 8:39Speaker 1: she was in that knaughty blonde masturbating in the pool.
- 8:42Speaker 1: Another one, uh huh, VIP service champagne and rimming included.
- 8:47Speaker 1: And then who can forget her unforgettable role in oil?
- 8:50Speaker 1: I'm sorry oil, her unforgettable role in old and Young lesbians. Oh,
- 8:55Speaker 1: discover the joy of a strap on toy? You see
- 8:59Speaker 1: them discover it in life? Just discovered it? Yeah, is
- 9:01Speaker 1: Missy Love who's twenty seven years old today and the
- 9:05Speaker 1: Wednesday look at the porn of birthday and the celebrity
- 9:07Speaker 1: birthdays right here on the Woody Show, The wood Show,
- 9:13Speaker 1: And we are into another new hour here for You're
- 9:16Speaker 1: on the Woody Show, Insensitivity Training for a politically correct world.
- 9:20Speaker 1: Thanks for being here. My name's Woody. That is Greg Gory.
- 9:23Speaker 1: We got menaced phones open eight seven seven forty four.
- 9:28Speaker 1: Wooding sends a text over to two to nine eight seven, dude.
- 9:35Speaker 1: So you know how it's it's big business for these
- 9:38Speaker 1: artists to sell their music catalogs. Oh yeah, huge, absolutely
- 9:42Speaker 1: all right, So it looks like Garth Brooks is considering
- 9:46Speaker 1: selling his entire music catalog. Sweet Show would be one
- 9:50Speaker 1: of the biggest music rights deals ever really for a
- 9:53Speaker 1: solo artist. Yeah, oh, I can see that. Really surprised
- 9:56Speaker 1: by that.
- 9:56Speaker 2: I mean biggest ever? Yeah, that surprises me.
- 9:59Speaker 9: Uh.
- 10:00Speaker 1: It would include both his songwriting rights and his recording masters. Okay,
- 10:06Speaker 1: so how much do you think they're they're guessing this
- 10:09Speaker 1: is going to go for?
- 10:10Speaker 2: Biggest ever? Seven hundred million?
- 10:12Speaker 1: Seven hundred million. Wasn't there one like almost a billion
- 10:16Speaker 1: just recently? So I'll say one point five billion. Well here,
- 10:20Speaker 1: let me just tell you two billion dollars billion. I
- 10:28Speaker 1: never loved a billion. That's insane, the business of that.
- 10:31Speaker 1: Like the people that are wrying at like, okay, how
- 10:34Speaker 1: do they recuperate all that money?
- 10:37Speaker 5: I have a friend in that business, and it's really
- 10:40Speaker 5: just okay, I own it now now I lease it
- 10:42Speaker 5: out to movies and commercials, And.
- 10:44Speaker 2: How many hundreds of years would it take to recoup
- 10:47Speaker 2: two billion?
- 10:48Speaker 3: Well?
- 10:48Speaker 2: You gotta figure he's breaking down the door to get
- 10:52Speaker 2: Garth Brooks clips.
- 10:53Speaker 1: Imagine that's all the any any kind of airplay be
- 10:56Speaker 1: could you get paid off of airplay? Get paid off
- 10:58Speaker 1: of I mean the streaming very depending on the service.
- 11:01Speaker 1: So you get all that stuff. So instead of that
- 11:04Speaker 1: going to the artist, now you're getting it's like if
- 11:07Speaker 1: I don't know, the friends cast sold off there whatever,
- 11:10Speaker 1: and so all that stuff they're getting right now all
- 11:12Speaker 1: went to whoever. Yeah there was. I mean it's different
- 11:14Speaker 1: because it's you know, yeah, that's residuals from But this
- 11:17Speaker 1: is songwriter, dude. The songwriting credits thing is huge.
- 11:20Speaker 6: Because anyone who covers his song all of that and
- 11:23Speaker 6: it's not on streaming, Like you can't get his versions, right.
- 11:26Speaker 7: He has kept his music catalog very close to him.
- 11:29Speaker 1: Oh that's right nowhere, Yeah, yeah that's right.
- 11:32Speaker 7: Yeah, you can't go to Spotify anywhere.
- 11:35Speaker 5: You just hear all the bad knockoffs.
- 11:36Speaker 7: Yeah that's right.
- 11:38Speaker 1: I forgot about that.
- 11:40Speaker 4: Also, there is the business. I don't even know if
- 11:42Speaker 4: it's part of this deal. The business is sampling too,
- 11:45Speaker 4: so like a small sample you get paid Oh sure.
- 11:48Speaker 1: Well, oh so you remember the girlfriend Cassie Ventura. Oh sure,
- 11:56Speaker 1: the whole Diddy case. Right, So she has left the country,
- 12:00Speaker 1: she's not coming back. She got twenty million dollars and
- 12:03Speaker 1: she's like, suit you.
- 12:05Speaker 2: I thought it amid, Yeah, oh I would. I don't
- 12:08Speaker 2: know if i'd leave. I wouldn't leave the country, but
- 12:09Speaker 2: you would never know, like just just vaporized. Absolutely.
- 12:14Speaker 1: Yeah. So new sworn court declaration. It's in connection with
- 12:18Speaker 1: an ongoing lawsuit involving a male escort who has made
- 12:20Speaker 1: allegations against both Cassie and Didty. But the document she
- 12:23Speaker 1: states that she currently lives outside the country, does not
- 12:26Speaker 1: intend to return. She remains a US citizen. But she
- 12:31Speaker 1: got twenty million bucks in a settlement from Sean and
- 12:34Speaker 1: his companies quote unquote after she filed that lawsuit against him,
- 12:38Speaker 1: you know, yeah a few years ago. Whatever.
- 12:40Speaker 5: But Diddy's getting out, man, you know yeah that and
- 12:43Speaker 5: also like if she's getting blamed for anything, did she
- 12:45Speaker 5: go to a country that doesn't have.
- 12:46Speaker 1: Extradition, So do you think like you're you're you're Diddy? Yeah, okay,
- 12:51Speaker 1: And everyboy's like, oh, I'm so scared of Didty, Like
- 12:54Speaker 1: except for fifty cent doesn't care at all. But like,
- 12:58Speaker 1: if you're diddy, let's say you were involved in doing
- 13:01Speaker 1: things and getting people, you know, beat up or worse,
- 13:03Speaker 1: or maybe blowing up somebody's car maybe maybe you know,
- 13:07Speaker 1: maybe maybe uh you know, involved in a murder maybe yeah, maybe,
- 13:12Speaker 1: But say you were doing all that, but like you
- 13:14Speaker 1: now it's like, man, you got checked microscope. You went
- 13:18Speaker 1: to prison and that had to suck. Like do you
- 13:21Speaker 1: think when you get out, like you're still like you
- 13:23Speaker 1: would have you know, somebody go after this Cassie chick
- 13:28Speaker 1: or like why would you get involved? I'd be like, dude,
- 13:30Speaker 1: I got out of prison. Yeah, but you're not. I'm
- 13:32Speaker 1: not going back.
- 13:33Speaker 5: I think somebody that crazy is like just stewing in
- 13:36Speaker 5: their revenge.
- 13:36Speaker 1: I mean, I guess, I guess the questions like don't
- 13:38Speaker 1: you think that's a that that's a reality check. It's
- 13:41Speaker 1: like a deterrent to you got away with it all
- 13:43Speaker 1: that time for so long. He got away. That's why
- 13:45Speaker 1: he did it. But now he actually went to prison.
- 13:48Speaker 1: You lived a prison.
- 13:49Speaker 4: Life, yeah, and you get out and you go like, well, okay,
- 13:53Speaker 4: we would need to ask people that have been to
- 13:55Speaker 4: prison multiple times, why.
- 13:56Speaker 1: Do they Yeah?
- 13:57Speaker 7: But also I think that did he is a narcissist.
- 14:02Speaker 6: I mean I can't confirm, but very likely, And if
- 14:05Speaker 6: he is, that's not something that just changes. He doesn't
- 14:07Speaker 6: suddenly like not think he's the greatest thing ever.
- 14:10Speaker 1: I'm not saying he's not going to be a prick.
- 14:12Speaker 1: I'm not saying he's not.
- 14:13Speaker 5: Going to be sent back to It's not illegal from him,
- 14:18Speaker 5: it's not it's not illegal to be an a hole.
- 14:19Speaker 2: Yeah, I think men brings up a good point. Ask
- 14:22Speaker 2: any repeat, dude, you got out of prison, stay on
- 14:27Speaker 2: the straight and area. But I wonder, and then look
- 14:28Speaker 2: at oj he got away with murder and then went
- 14:31Speaker 2: on to do that armed robbery.
- 14:32Speaker 1: Are you sure? I wonder, you know, with somebody like that,
- 14:40Speaker 1: I don't know how dumb of a pre he did
- 14:43Speaker 1: dumb things, but I don't know how dumb of a
- 14:44Speaker 1: person he is. I mean he ran businesses, he did,
- 14:48Speaker 1: you know, he had some kind of something about him. Yeah,
- 14:52Speaker 1: not that he's I'm not saying he's a good person,
- 14:54Speaker 1: like Sammy insists that he's a great person. I'm not
- 14:57Speaker 1: saying that. I'm saying, like if it if you know,
- 15:01Speaker 1: you go unchecked, that's why, and then you do a
- 15:03Speaker 1: little bit more a little bit more, because you're never
- 15:05Speaker 1: getting uh, there's no consequence, right, right, But then once
- 15:08Speaker 1: there's a consequence, are you smart enough? Like he's not
- 15:11Speaker 1: your typical you know, street thug.
- 15:14Speaker 10: I don't think, but the ego is a powerful thing.
- 15:17Speaker 5: And don't you say, like I learned my lesson. I
- 15:19Speaker 5: just don't beat women up in front of cameras anymore,
- 15:21Speaker 5: you know, like you just change your your tactic.
- 15:24Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. I will see.
- 15:27Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 15:28Speaker 1: I was coming back, Sammy, let's go, you'll be performing
- 15:33Speaker 1: like immediately. I'm not a big video game guy, but
- 15:36Speaker 1: I know Call of Duty is a huge thing, and
- 15:39Speaker 1: they've got a they've got a release date for Call
- 15:42Speaker 1: of Duty Modern Warfare four October twenty third.
- 15:46Speaker 4: I know a little boy that's probably excited for it.
- 15:48Speaker 4: You it works on the show, Yeah, oh yeah, Tyler.
- 15:51Speaker 4: Don't you have a call of duty tattoo or that's a.
- 15:53Speaker 1: Different Oh my god, how many tattoos that you don't
- 15:56Speaker 1: have for any of these free I do not have
- 15:59Speaker 1: a call of duty tattoo? Then what is it?
- 16:01Speaker 3: I have one for Rainbow six, one for Far Cry five,
- 16:04Speaker 3: and then two for Red Dead two.
- 16:06Speaker 5: What are any of those words.
- 16:08Speaker 1: Red Dead Redemption. I've heard of that.
- 16:12Speaker 3: Red Dead Redemption is easily the greatest video game I've
- 16:14Speaker 3: ever played.
- 16:15Speaker 1: That, wasn't it? Wasn't that a It's in the wheelhouse?
- 16:17Speaker 1: Wasn't that a product of the same people? Do Grand
- 16:20Speaker 1: Theft Rockstar?
- 16:21Speaker 3: Why? It's great because they took their time and it
- 16:23Speaker 3: still holds up about ten years later.
- 16:25Speaker 1: And what were the other ones?
- 16:26Speaker 3: Cry Baby, No Far, Cry five and then Rainbow.
- 16:29Speaker 1: Six, Sky Rainbow?
- 16:31Speaker 2: Is there anything you really like that you don't have tattoos?
- 16:35Speaker 2: I love sushi, but.
- 16:38Speaker 1: Where's my.
- 16:41Speaker 3: Right if you wanted? I know a guy for you?
- 16:44Speaker 1: So strange? Yeah, I'm surprised Menace doesn't have a Tyler
- 16:47Speaker 1: tattoois No, I mean we have. I think you need
- 16:52Speaker 1: a Tyler tattoo.
- 16:53Speaker 4: We did get tattoos together. No, I think you need
- 16:55Speaker 4: a Tyler tattoo pizza tattoo. Well, he's an interesting guy.
- 16:58Speaker 1: You have to have to share saying you have to
- 17:00Speaker 1: have his name or his face face on your shoulder. Yeah,
- 17:03Speaker 1: why is this? Why? Because you love him like like
- 17:07Speaker 1: he loves Red Dead Redemption and you know Greg's gonna
- 17:10Speaker 1: get his sushi tattoo. He has a relatable You're you're
- 17:13Speaker 1: in love with Tyler. Yeah, I'm saying it's like we
- 17:17Speaker 1: could take a trip of it. Though it's it's it's fun.
- 17:20Speaker 1: It's like a weird love fest around here between Tyler
- 17:23Speaker 1: and Morgan.
- 17:26Speaker 5: Tyler, everybody gets there five minutes with Tyler.
- 17:29Speaker 1: Right, I'm stuck in the middle because I love Tyler
- 17:31Speaker 1: and I love Morgan. Yeah.
- 17:33Speaker 2: I wasn't thinking about that this morning too, Like I
- 17:36Speaker 2: like both of them, but you can't be with both
- 17:38Speaker 2: of them.
- 17:39Speaker 3: Yeah, you guys can do whatever you want.
- 17:40Speaker 1: You don't know. Nobody don't pick his side. Nobody's asking
- 17:44Speaker 1: about he pick sides? No Tower, Yeah, and then yeah,
- 17:50Speaker 1: I was waiting for Grand Theft Auto six. Obviously it's
- 17:54Speaker 1: still a thing. Yeah, there was a big thing they
- 17:56Speaker 1: were talking about. Two thirds of people play video games
- 18:00Speaker 1: for at least an hour a week. I wish two
- 18:03Speaker 1: thirds of people. The average player is thirty seven years old,
- 18:09Speaker 1: and thirty nine percent of adult players have full time jobs.
- 18:13Speaker 1: Thirty five percent parents. Nearly half of parents whose kids
- 18:16Speaker 1: play video games believe that the gaming teaches their kids
- 18:19Speaker 1: important skills like problem solving and creative thinking. I mean
- 18:23Speaker 1: has more as more crazy. I mean when it was Pong,
- 18:27Speaker 1: maybe not that, you know, but like when you're getting
- 18:29Speaker 1: deep into these strategy games called duty, you know, you
- 18:32Speaker 1: got to figure out how to beat the hooker up
- 18:34Speaker 1: and get your money back and grant.
- 18:36Speaker 5: Anyone can do that.
- 18:37Speaker 1: Just anybody.
- 18:37Speaker 2: Yeah, this is cocaine to me, because if I try cocaine,
- 18:41Speaker 2: I know, I'd love it. If I get a gaming console,
- 18:44Speaker 2: I would love it so much. I know, you know football.
- 18:51Speaker 2: Oh yeah, just see stream it.
- 18:53Speaker 1: Yeah, just see that. Caleb Williams is going to be
- 18:55Speaker 1: on the cover of of Madden this year. The Jumpman
- 18:59Speaker 1: post Michael Jordan dead that it was pretty cool and
- 19:01Speaker 1: that's pretty sick. Yeah, yeah, that's pretty sick. Is it is?
- 19:04Speaker 1: The Madden curse still a thing?
- 19:05Speaker 3: Like that is very much still a thing.
- 19:07Speaker 1: Okay, because how did it work? Who was on last year?
- 19:09Speaker 9: Uh?
- 19:10Speaker 1: Who was Madden last year?
- 19:12Speaker 11: Uh?
- 19:13Speaker 3: Was it McCaffrey. It might have been Christian McCaffrey, was it. Yeah,
- 19:15Speaker 3: he had a massive fall off, like he did not
- 19:17Speaker 3: do well last year. But I mean, you're right, because
- 19:21Speaker 3: when you're on the Madden cover, you're like at the
- 19:23Speaker 3: peak of your powers or whatever in the league. So
- 19:26Speaker 3: the only way down or the only way the only
- 19:28Speaker 3: direction is down.
- 19:29Speaker 5: You know what, That's a really interesting way to look
- 19:31Speaker 5: at it, Tyler. I don't know why it's just jumped
- 19:33Speaker 5: into my brain, but remember the story of those that
- 19:36Speaker 5: cat in the nursing home and whenever it would sleep
- 19:39Speaker 5: on the bed of a certain person, they would die.
- 19:41Speaker 5: And I thought the cat was killing everyone, But it
- 19:43Speaker 5: turns out like you apparently emit some sort of a
- 19:46Speaker 5: smell when you're dying anyway, and the cat likes it.
- 19:48Speaker 5: So I don't know, I just compareed those two things
- 19:50Speaker 5: in my head, Like, it's not the curse, it's that
- 19:53Speaker 5: you're at the high of your powers. There's nowhere to
- 19:54Speaker 5: go but down.
- 19:55Speaker 3: Yeah, and well sometimes it is legit curse because there's
- 19:58Speaker 3: been some serious injuries to the dude who was the cover.
- 20:01Speaker 1: Remember, like they go after the leg curse.
- 20:03Speaker 3: Yes, I remember when Michael Vick was on it. He
- 20:05Speaker 3: famously broke his leg in the preseason, was right for
- 20:08Speaker 3: like twelve weeks.
- 20:09Speaker 1: Maybe a curse on a kind of fake curse, not
- 20:13Speaker 1: a real curse, you know, this is the real one, Yeah,
- 20:16Speaker 1: like the real Easter Bunny. Yeah, yeah, not to be
- 20:18Speaker 1: confused with any kind of fake one fare and look
- 20:25Speaker 1: at you gin trending news headlines.
- 20:28Speaker 5: The New York Knicks are three wins away from their
- 20:30Speaker 5: first championship in fifty three years. Knicks gard Jalen Brunson
- 20:34Speaker 5: scored thirty points and thirteen of those were in the
- 20:36Speaker 5: fourth quarter. Spurs star Victor wimbin Yama had twenty six points.
- 20:40Speaker 5: Also during Game one of the finals, this dummy fan
- 20:44Speaker 5: ran onto the court trying to get a selfie with Wemby.
- 20:46Speaker 5: Security rushed and booted him off the court. He was
- 20:49Speaker 5: just such a door, everybody's saying, totally screwed up their rhythm.
- 21:03Speaker 1: He had the broccoli haircut. He was just a total door.
- 21:05Speaker 1: Guy's gonna get beat up later.
- 21:07Speaker 12: Yeah.
- 21:07Speaker 5: Well, Game two tomorrow in San Antonio, and tonight, Game
- 21:10Speaker 5: two of the Stanley Cup Finals goes down at five.
- 21:13Speaker 5: The Vegas Golden Knights are up one to nothing in
- 21:16Speaker 5: that series and Super Bowl champion Russell Wilson officially retired yesterday,
- 21:22Speaker 5: just days after he signed a deal with CBS Sports
- 21:24Speaker 5: as an analyst. In his retirement post on Instagram, he
- 21:27Speaker 5: shouted out his former coach Pete Carroll. He thanked him
- 21:30Speaker 5: for giving him a chance to play QB for the
- 21:32Speaker 5: Seahawks back in twenty twelve, and a fight between a
- 21:37Speaker 5: bunch of adults broke out at a kindergarten graduation in Pennsylvania.
- 21:41Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 21:42Speaker 1: See, I initially skipped past the headline because I thought, oh,
- 21:45Speaker 1: we already saw this. No, this is a different one.
- 21:47Speaker 5: Another one.
- 21:48Speaker 1: There was one video that was going around because it
- 21:50Speaker 1: was over seting. Yes, I saw that at like a
- 21:53Speaker 1: kindergarten graduation. No, that was from a couple weeks ago. Guys,
- 21:56Speaker 1: this is something different.
- 21:57Speaker 5: This is a brand new one.
- 21:58Speaker 1: This is another one. Is their video.
- 22:00Speaker 5: Of course there's video, so in it you see a
- 22:04Speaker 5: bunch of adults throwing fists. Oh, and a baby was
- 22:07Speaker 5: caught in the middle because.
- 22:08Speaker 1: One who's holding the baby. Somebody comes grabs the baby
- 22:11Speaker 1: so the dad can get back in the fight. Don't
- 22:13Speaker 1: want to don't want to mess up his flow. We
- 22:16Speaker 1: have some audio.
- 22:21Speaker 13: Have graduation.
- 22:22Speaker 7: It's terrible.
- 22:23Speaker 3: I can't believe that that's something that would happen.
- 22:25Speaker 7: I don't know why you would fight out a kindergarten graduation.
- 22:28Speaker 13: We need to grow up.
- 22:29Speaker 5: We need to grow everyone, grow up, especially the adults,
- 22:32Speaker 5: not the kindergarteners.
- 22:33Speaker 1: So we sell tickets.
- 22:35Speaker 5: Well, the person who started the fight was charged with
- 22:39Speaker 5: disorderly conduct and trespassing. And also like graduation, kindergarten graduation
- 22:47Speaker 5: ceremony where they eat snacks and take naps graduate.
- 22:51Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's a thing.
- 22:53Speaker 1: I'll give you the kindergarten one. Like doing something I
- 22:56Speaker 1: wouldn't call it a graduation. I'll give it kindergarten one.
- 23:00Speaker 1: I'll give you the going from middle school junior high
- 23:03Speaker 1: into high school grade, high school graduation, college graduation. That's it.
- 23:09Speaker 1: But like they do it for they do all these
- 23:10Speaker 1: promotion ceremonies now for a lot of even like fifth
- 23:13Speaker 1: to sixth grade. Yeah, they try to they try to
- 23:16Speaker 1: get parents to participate in that kind of stuff.
- 23:19Speaker 14: It.
- 23:20Speaker 1: I think we did something for kindergarten.
- 23:22Speaker 4: But it was like, uh, sixth grade going into junior high.
- 23:26Speaker 4: We had a graduation, but yeah, but nothing No eighth
- 23:29Speaker 4: grade to high school no either.
- 23:32Speaker 1: Really, see that would be that that's one because we
- 23:35Speaker 1: were going from one school to the you know, to
- 23:37Speaker 1: the actual the senior high. Yeah exactly, it was a
- 23:39Speaker 1: completely different school and then now it's officially high school.
- 23:42Speaker 5: Well I kind of get the sixth grade one because
- 23:44Speaker 5: at least at my elementary school was kindergarten through six.
- 23:47Speaker 5: That's a long time.
- 23:48Speaker 2: One school was kindergarten through five and then quote junior
- 23:52Speaker 2: high was six seven eight.
- 23:54Speaker 1: Yeah really mine was just seven eight yeah. Same, Yeah,
- 23:58Speaker 1: seventh and eighth was middle school, high school nine through twelve,
- 24:02Speaker 1: and I.
- 24:02Speaker 5: Think the fewest years in middle school is probably the best.
- 24:06Speaker 1: A need three, I say, man, one less obligation, one
- 24:10Speaker 1: less fundraiser would be great. Yeah, it's just another event, exactly,
- 24:15Speaker 1: don't worry. You could just zell us, okay, bitch.
- 24:18Speaker 2: And along the lines of graduations, everything's a graduation. We
- 24:21Speaker 2: also have to change anniversary. It's got to be on
- 24:24Speaker 2: a year, not a month.
- 24:25Speaker 5: That's what anniversary means, right, exactly, Like.
- 24:27Speaker 2: Oh, it's our four month anniversary. No it's not.
- 24:30Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not four month birthday. You're allowed to say
- 24:33Speaker 1: how many months your baby is old? Sure, up until
- 24:35Speaker 1: they're a year old. Yes, right, don't make me do math.
- 24:39Speaker 1: He's sixteen months.
- 24:40Speaker 5: Well, speaking of the fights that just broke out, the
- 24:42Speaker 5: UFC Freedom to Fifty event at the White House is
- 24:45Speaker 5: happening next Sunday. More than four thousand people, including MORGI
- 24:49Speaker 5: will be there with a lot of tickets going to
- 24:51Speaker 5: military personnel. And the UFC is paying for all of
- 24:54Speaker 5: the expenses associated with all this the construction that's about
- 24:57Speaker 5: sixty million bucks and the uf HE will be covering
- 25:00Speaker 5: the seven hundred thousand dollars to resat the grass on
- 25:04Speaker 5: the south lawn. But it's not just that President.
- 25:09Speaker 13: Alone.
- 25:09Speaker 10: I can bring some grass back if you guys want.
- 25:11Speaker 1: That would be something you could sell that. Now you
- 25:13Speaker 1: know what they should do. They should do. Uh you
- 25:15Speaker 1: know where they spray that green? It's the sea, yes,
- 25:18Speaker 1: but and then they put straw on top of it.
- 25:20Speaker 1: Looks really classy, does yeah for people that go to
- 25:23Speaker 1: reseed like part of their lawn and then you put
- 25:26Speaker 1: like a little netting thing over maybe top of it.
- 25:28Speaker 1: Oh yeah, straw right the green spray seed. Yeah, that's
- 25:32Speaker 1: a really good idea. Well, President Trump is a.
- 25:35Speaker 10: Nice it's going to be classy already.
- 25:36Speaker 5: So well, it's not just the fight, because beyond that,
- 25:39Speaker 5: he's joking or maybe not joking, that the claw could
- 25:42Speaker 5: stay on the White House lawn forever.
- 25:44Speaker 1: After No, it's not.
- 25:45Speaker 5: He compared it to the Eiffel Tower, which was also
- 25:47Speaker 5: originally supposed to.
- 25:48Speaker 1: Be temporary, so you never know, you never know. It's
- 25:51Speaker 1: pretty cool. That's clearly a troll.
- 25:52Speaker 5: Well, and we will end on this story about this
- 25:55Speaker 5: dude in California who was arrested on federal charges after
- 25:59Speaker 5: an explosive device was found by the TSA in his
- 26:02Speaker 5: carry on.
- 26:02Speaker 1: Bag at the airport.
- 26:04Speaker 5: This dude was so stupid that he tried to go
- 26:07Speaker 5: through a security checkpoint wearing a scarf covering his face
- 26:10Speaker 5: and lake text gloves on his hands, and he in
- 26:13Speaker 5: his bag had an explosive device.
- 26:15Speaker 1: You see a picture of it, Oh I did. Yeah,
- 26:18Speaker 1: a knife, he's got that. He's got the little torch lighter.
- 26:21Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, zip ties, scissors, scissor blades, aerosol cans.
- 26:27Speaker 1: All that stuff. Security, no problem. It's literally the pictures
- 26:30Speaker 1: with the cross the line through what was there? Was
- 26:33Speaker 1: a cell phone part of it, right? Oh yeah.
- 26:36Speaker 5: He had five cell phones on him and one had
- 26:39Speaker 5: a fifteen minute timer ready to start, and another one
- 26:42Speaker 5: had a message from an unidentified number that said we
- 26:44Speaker 5: will be awaiting your call. Something out of a bad movie.
- 26:48Speaker 2: Did he have a booked flight or was he just
- 26:51Speaker 2: imagine so even to get in the line at show?
- 26:56Speaker 5: Yeah, Well, the guy has been federally charged with unlawful
- 26:59Speaker 5: possession of loas of material at an airport.
- 27:01Speaker 1: Look, if you're really trying, maybe this guy just really
- 27:03Speaker 1: wanted to go to jail, like this is definitely the
- 27:05Speaker 1: way to do it. Yeah, this doesn't even seem real,
- 27:08Speaker 1: because if you were really trying to pull something off
- 27:10Speaker 1: that you wouldn't have all that stuff. No, the opposite
- 27:13Speaker 1: and the message on the phone, you'd probably be a
- 27:15Speaker 1: little bit more.
- 27:16Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know.
- 27:19Speaker 1: So he's brooks from exactly exactly. Gas and cost living
- 27:25Speaker 1: she just too high. Let's just go somewhere where it
- 27:26Speaker 1: doesn't cost you anything.
- 27:29Speaker 5: Well, he could get five years in prison and a
- 27:31Speaker 5: two hundred fifty thousand dollars fine, which.
- 27:32Speaker 1: I'm assuming is like dumbass.
- 27:34Speaker 5: Yeah, well that's what's going on with.
- 27:40Speaker 1: Alright, let's see, Oh I got you. I got a
- 27:43Speaker 1: dumb lawsuit all right, Well, not not dumb, I mean,
- 27:47Speaker 1: if if it's real, like I get it. Florida mom
- 27:52Speaker 1: and her daughter had fought a lawsuit against Campbell's and Walmart,
- 27:56Speaker 1: claiming a can of spaghettios they ate was contaminated with
- 27:59Speaker 1: low I have worms parasites. Family discovered what looked like
- 28:06Speaker 1: worm like organisms moving inside of the food. Christ and
- 28:11Speaker 1: they recorded videos that show the contamination the planet. Say
- 28:15Speaker 1: they became seriously ill after eating the product. Okay, eating
- 28:19Speaker 1: the product it open, if it's in the can. This
- 28:23Speaker 1: is where I go, like, wait a minute, So, okay,
- 28:27Speaker 1: you open a can of spaghettios.
- 28:30Speaker 2: And these worms somehow survived.
- 28:32Speaker 5: Spaghettios are moving.
- 28:32Speaker 1: Because whenever I have something like that back in the
- 28:34Speaker 1: day of the Chef Boyard or you know whatever, you sagettios,
- 28:37Speaker 1: you open the can, you immediately dump it into the pot.
- 28:40Speaker 1: Well you also see what's inside. I don't even sometimes
- 28:43Speaker 1: I wouldn't even look right open it, open it up. Yeah,
- 28:46Speaker 1: throw the lid of the can in the just dump
- 28:49Speaker 1: it right into the thing. And then maybe that's when
- 28:51Speaker 1: you see it for the first time because now it's
- 28:52Speaker 1: in the pot or whatever thing you're gonna put in
- 28:54Speaker 1: the microwave to heat it up or okay, But the
- 28:57Speaker 1: fact that it's still in the can. You see what
- 28:59Speaker 1: I'm saying, Yeah, it's still in the can. Like, did
- 29:02Speaker 1: you eat it directly? I have a can cold. That's
- 29:04Speaker 1: a good thing people do. Why a train jumping? Yeah,
- 29:09Speaker 1: Like that's got to be such a okay, but you
- 29:14Speaker 1: see what I'm saying.
- 29:15Speaker 5: It doesn't add up.
- 29:16Speaker 1: Yeah, that part I don't know, Calidy like unfold. It
- 29:18Speaker 1: doesn't really add up.
- 29:19Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean just the headline is so grotesque, and
- 29:22Speaker 5: like give them anything I want.
- 29:23Speaker 1: Look, I can see all right, it's in the can.
- 29:25Speaker 1: It's all sealed up. Or who knows how long this
- 29:27Speaker 1: can's been around. He opened it up and there's something. Okay,
- 29:32Speaker 1: I get I get that, but the and then you
- 29:35Speaker 1: turn it into you know, franko Omer whoever makes spaghettios
- 29:39Speaker 1: what they say now, yeah it's Walmart and Campbell's camp
- 29:42Speaker 1: camp you know. Oh look, hey I opened this can,
- 29:44Speaker 1: but you ate it. Yeah, understanding.
- 29:49Speaker 2: I don't even believe it to begin with.
- 29:51Speaker 1: They're they're looking for it now, they're looking for seventy
- 29:54Speaker 1: five thousand. So part of me believes that they are
- 30:00Speaker 1: doing this because they go, hey, we're gonna come with
- 30:02Speaker 1: something low enough, yep, or they're just gonna go whatever, yeah,
- 30:05Speaker 1: seventy five thousand, and then you just they throw it
- 30:08Speaker 1: all right, goodbye, yeah, goodbye. If you started asking for
- 30:12Speaker 1: a ridiculous amount of money, fifty million, yeah, a million
- 30:15Speaker 1: dollars even they'd be like, uh, I know, we're gonna
- 30:19Speaker 1: need to look into some more. Seventy five thousand, that's
- 30:21Speaker 1: a quick seventy five thousand. Yeah, if you're this woman, and.
- 30:25Speaker 2: Then you do it again and again and again because.
- 30:27Speaker 1: You think Walmart, what is Walmart? I mean seventy five
- 30:31Speaker 1: thousand and thirty seconds. Yeah, I got anohing about Walmart. Yeah.
- 30:34Speaker 1: So for the first time, Amazon has overtaken Walmart to
- 30:37Speaker 1: become the largest company right on the Fortune five hundred list.
- 30:41Speaker 1: So Walmart was number one for thirteen straight years. Good run.
- 30:45Speaker 1: But Amazon seven hundred and seventeen billion dollars in revenue,
- 30:50Speaker 1: four four billion ahead of Walmart. Right, so Walmart's got
- 30:55Speaker 1: seven hundred and thirteen billion dollars. So between them and
- 30:59Speaker 1: Campbell's they can't up with seventy five thousand. Make it
- 31:01Speaker 1: go away. And meanwhile, this woman, that's a windfall for
- 31:03Speaker 1: hern be like rip, I'd be thrilled. Yeah. Walmart has
- 31:07Speaker 1: been trying to like hold on to that versus Amazon
- 31:11Speaker 1: with the deliveries and things like that. They initially they
- 31:14Speaker 1: bought jet dot Com to to be their delivery but
- 31:18Speaker 1: now they have Walmart Plus and the pickup and stuff
- 31:21Speaker 1: but I don't know that many people that are adapting
- 31:24Speaker 1: to it over Amazon. Okay, so the story at hand,
- 31:28Speaker 1: do we believe I don't know, not for one, now
- 31:31Speaker 1: that I'm talking about it more like at first I
- 31:33Speaker 1: was like, okay, maybe, but now the more we're talking
- 31:35Speaker 1: about this, I just don't believe it.
- 31:37Speaker 5: Yeah, I think, I think, saying after they ate it
- 31:40Speaker 5: really kind of confused things.
- 31:42Speaker 2: Well, I think too. I don't know much about the
- 31:43Speaker 2: canning process, but and how long this can has been around,
- 31:46Speaker 2: but these worms would survive in a can for who
- 31:50Speaker 2: knows how how to be.
- 31:52Speaker 4: A puncture, like some kind of hole in the can,
- 31:54Speaker 4: like some kind of dent. Yeah aside, but even dented cans.
- 32:00Speaker 4: I've never seen anything like.
- 32:01Speaker 2: A dented can.
- 32:02Speaker 1: I'm saying, like some kind of air Yeah yeah, yeah,
- 32:05Speaker 1: why is okay? Random question? Side side question? Tangent? You know,
- 32:10Speaker 1: like grocery stores they'll have like the dented can shelf
- 32:15Speaker 1: yea right, usually back towards the bounds and stuff like that,
- 32:18Speaker 1: Like what's the big deal? Like what happened?
- 32:20Speaker 5: Because if it's dented, it could have like a tiny,
- 32:23Speaker 5: teeny little opening, like a little tiny fracture that you
- 32:26Speaker 5: might not even be able.
- 32:27Speaker 1: To see on the side of the can.
- 32:29Speaker 5: Yeah, and like what Menna said, it can let that
- 32:31Speaker 5: much air in and just contaminate with bacteria, but you
- 32:34Speaker 5: wouldn't see it. But it's like microscopic apparently, because like
- 32:38Speaker 5: when we would do food drives at school, if people
- 32:40Speaker 5: bring dented cans, like, don't do this, and this science
- 32:43Speaker 5: teacher explained why because it doesn't look like anything's wrong.
- 32:46Speaker 1: With Well, my point would be they were eating out
- 32:48Speaker 1: of a dumpster yesterday, so maybe a dented can not
- 32:51Speaker 1: so bad. You know, you make a sold like rather
- 32:55Speaker 1: than go to Greg talks about you know, when they
- 32:58Speaker 1: have a recall on you know, Joe's whatever.
- 33:01Speaker 2: Just get it.
- 33:02Speaker 1: There's yeah, there's potential for pie, pieces of metal, yeah whatever. Yeah,
- 33:08Speaker 1: And so Greg's like, well, just deeply discounted and let
- 33:11Speaker 1: people go or whatever you find the waiver sign a
- 33:14Speaker 1: tiny little waiver yeah, and say, you know what, I'll
- 33:17Speaker 1: take my chances with all that said, what's your favorite
- 33:19Speaker 1: food in a can? And it can? Yeah?
- 33:22Speaker 5: Favorite growing up my entire life, it was chef boardy ravioli.
- 33:26Speaker 5: There's nothing better.
- 33:27Speaker 1: Although I had that Chef Boyardi ravioli. It doesn't hold
- 33:32Speaker 1: up over the It does not hold up. It was
- 33:36Speaker 1: it was that I remember loving it. Yeah, I agreed,
- 33:39Speaker 1: but you're going to disagree with this. I tried, for
- 33:41Speaker 1: the first time in probably fifteen years, a can of
- 33:44Speaker 1: man which to make a sloppy Joe. Uh huh, I
- 33:48Speaker 1: hate very sweet. I love it. It's really good. Yeah,
- 33:52Speaker 1: I love I still love Man to long Ago Y
- 33:55Speaker 1: Dennis and chili all day every day. So good SaaS with.
- 34:00Speaker 7: That, mine's cranberry sauce.
- 34:02Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it. It's got to be ocean spray though,
- 34:04Speaker 1: it has to be love it.
- 34:05Speaker 11: Yeah.
- 34:06Speaker 2: The store brand is so bland and boring sucks, but
- 34:10Speaker 2: like yeah.
- 34:10Speaker 5: Either, like if you're just like I'm going to go
- 34:12Speaker 5: old school and have like a can of Hormelle chili,
- 34:15Speaker 5: I get it.
- 34:16Speaker 1: I want to try the dog food. Oh it's pretty good.
- 34:19Speaker 2: What the chef boy I do remember loving that.
- 34:22Speaker 1: Yeah, the best, the rabbioli. Then there was also the spaghettios,
- 34:26Speaker 1: which was different. That's not Chef Boyard.
- 34:28Speaker 5: There was spaghetti and meatballs that was.
- 34:30Speaker 1: Franco America, right, and but then they also had there
- 34:34Speaker 1: was like ABC's and one two threes Beeferoni.
- 34:39Speaker 2: It didn't have a spaghetios or cut up hot dogs
- 34:41Speaker 2: in it too.
- 34:41Speaker 1: Oh no, that was Van Camp's Beanie Weenies. Like, yeah,
- 34:47Speaker 1: I think you could still buy those, Yeah, Google real
- 34:49Speaker 1: quick Beanie Weenies, Beanie Weenie, Ban Camps big thing. Yeah,
- 34:53Speaker 1: my grandma used to buy those all the time. I
- 34:54Speaker 1: think she bought them once thinking like, oh, you know maybe,
- 34:57Speaker 1: and I ate them one time, and then from that
- 34:59Speaker 1: point forward it was just a staple she had whenever
- 35:01Speaker 1: I was there. Really, Oh, I.
- 35:03Speaker 5: Put in Beanieheenies and it's just a ton of recipes
- 35:06Speaker 5: for homemade beanie weenies.
- 35:08Speaker 7: Oh no, you could still get it in a can.
- 35:10Speaker 7: I'm looking at it right now, Van Camps.
- 35:12Speaker 1: Van Camps Beanie Whenies. I never had any of that
- 35:15Speaker 1: stuff when I was a kid.
- 35:16Speaker 4: It was just Campbell soup tomato or chicken noodle, chicken noodle,
- 35:21Speaker 4: that's it, Chicken and Stars.
- 35:23Speaker 1: Beanie Wheenies, Beanie Whenies bursting with flavor baked beans too.
- 35:28Speaker 1: I wanted it'sy bitsy teeny weend commercial. Yeah, I haven't
- 35:36Speaker 1: thought about that in decades I was a kid. That's
- 35:40Speaker 1: crazy how you remember stuff like that. It was hiding
- 35:42Speaker 1: in a fold in your brains another thing. That what
- 35:44Speaker 1: he's going to order online right now? Yeah?
- 35:48Speaker 5: Has anyone ever had a can Vienna sausage?
- 35:51Speaker 1: Yes, I've never had one. Talk about still it's he
- 35:56Speaker 1: bitsy teen.
- 35:57Speaker 9: I love those.
- 36:03Speaker 1: Fatritious that turned out to be a whore by the way.
- 36:13Speaker 1: She did only Yeah, she's a only fansion. Yeah, Nutria. Yes,
- 36:23Speaker 1: I don't know why. It was all in like one
- 36:25Speaker 1: channel there.
- 36:27Speaker 5: You guys are hear dnty more beef stew. Yeah, yeah,
- 36:32Speaker 5: that one doesn't look so good.
- 36:33Speaker 1: I bought you bad man. I forget the name of
- 36:35Speaker 1: the brand. I just bought it at Costco. And that
- 36:38Speaker 1: was some really good can chili. I mean, like legit.
- 36:41Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it was like a gold can. Wasn't it something?
- 36:45Speaker 1: Yeah it was Costco. Man, I'll something something camp camp
- 36:50Speaker 1: or stone or something. Was it cattle drivel? Yes, that's it.
- 36:54Speaker 1: That's it.
- 36:57Speaker 4: Good.
- 36:57Speaker 1: Yeah, it's really good. Now. Course I told you, like, dude,
- 37:01Speaker 1: my wife is not domestic. She's not a cook, she's
- 37:04Speaker 1: not a whatever. She's barely a reheater. And this will
- 37:07Speaker 1: give you a very clear, uh insight into what I'm
- 37:11Speaker 1: talking about. So she's like, oh we should you know,
- 37:14Speaker 1: have some of that chili. I go, cool, which means
- 37:17Speaker 1: you open it up, you just dump it in the
- 37:19Speaker 1: pot and then warm it up. Yeah, it's it done easy.
- 37:22Speaker 1: She added a can of water to each can. Why
- 37:27Speaker 1: I go, why does this look like this? Because I
- 37:30Speaker 1: came over she goes, She goes, chili is ready. I
- 37:34Speaker 1: come over to the stove. I go, why does it
- 37:37Speaker 1: look like dirty water? And she goes, what do you mean?
- 37:41Speaker 1: I go, this is like thin like water a chicken
- 37:45Speaker 1: noodle soup would be.
- 37:46Speaker 3: And I got it.
- 37:47Speaker 1: It's supposed to be chili. It's supposed to be thinking
- 37:49Speaker 1: it's not a soup. She's just not concentrated soup. I said,
- 37:52Speaker 1: you looked at Did you put water in this?
- 37:54Speaker 3: She goes, yeah.
- 37:55Speaker 1: I go, why you're supposed to? No, you're not supposed to.
- 38:00Speaker 1: It could not be easier.
- 38:01Speaker 3: You dump it.
- 38:02Speaker 1: She can screw up pop tarts. I'm telling you, like
- 38:04Speaker 1: you dump it in the pot and you just warm
- 38:06Speaker 1: it up.
- 38:06Speaker 2: That's she had.
- 38:08Speaker 1: She had to get water to eat one like from childhood.
- 38:11Speaker 1: That's what just take to the take two seconds to
- 38:14Speaker 1: read it and ruined it. It ruined it. I don't
- 38:16Speaker 1: think of that. Yeah, dumb, dumb it happens be tripping dog.
- 38:20Speaker 1: We were just at her parents' house. They seem to
- 38:22Speaker 1: like cook and stuff that does not cook. Old school.
- 38:26Speaker 1: I mean old school, I mean cooking like pulling out
- 38:28Speaker 1: a beer out of the fridge. I mean he cooks
- 38:30Speaker 1: a beer. Yeah yeah, So there you go. That's that's
- 38:36Speaker 1: That's what I'm dealing with. And she wanted to be
- 38:39Speaker 1: born as a woman of the fifties. Can you imagine
- 38:43Speaker 1: if she served her husband this water chilli? You don't
- 38:46Speaker 1: do that twice, you know what I mean? Shows next,
- 38:54Speaker 1: you have this giant lod. It's too big and I'm
- 38:57Speaker 1: not laughing. The Woody Show, all right, moving right along,
- 39:02Speaker 1: The phone's open for you eight seven seven forty four
- 39:04Speaker 1: Wooding text us over to two to non a seven finals.
- 39:08Speaker 1: Follow us on social media. At the Woody Show, Woodie,
- 39:12Speaker 1: Greg Menace, Yea and Gina So slow dancing at the prom.
- 39:20Speaker 1: I asked everybody to find a slow dance prom song
- 39:25Speaker 1: from the year they graduated high school. All right, so
- 39:28Speaker 1: this is a song. We talked about it. It had
- 39:31Speaker 1: to be from your senior year, because there could have
- 39:33Speaker 1: been a song that came out like towards the tail
- 39:35Speaker 1: end of ninety four or whatever. For me, I graduated
- 39:38Speaker 1: ninety five, so it could be like a song that
- 39:40Speaker 1: came out tail end in ninety four but was still
- 39:43Speaker 1: really big throughout that year. Senior Prom rolls around, and
- 39:46Speaker 1: of course this is the prom. This would be one
- 39:48Speaker 1: of the big slow dance songs. Now, this is one
- 39:50Speaker 1: of our best of sevens. So we have seven songs
- 39:55Speaker 1: to choose from. And what we're gonna ask everybody to
- 39:58Speaker 1: do is you gotta add seven. You can only choose four.
- 40:03Speaker 1: Only four make the cut in your your opinion exclusively,
- 40:08Speaker 1: all right, So out of the seven, you picked the four,
- 40:12Speaker 1: and then you can you can send those over to
- 40:14Speaker 1: us on the text over to two to ninety seven.
- 40:16Speaker 1: Everybody in the room. Obviously, whichever one you pick will
- 40:20Speaker 1: be one of your one of your choices. So you're
- 40:22Speaker 1: really gonna you're kinda gonna go for the other three.
- 40:24Speaker 1: But we have seven to choose from. I'll just go
- 40:27Speaker 1: ahead and throw mine out there. Boys men. Wow, Yeah,
- 40:32Speaker 1: Senior Prom nineteen ninety five. You know I didn't go
- 40:34Speaker 1: to the prom. This song what you you couldn't escape,
- 40:38Speaker 1: It couldn't escape it. That's a song number ones, best
- 40:48Speaker 1: of seven senior prom slow dance songs, Greg Gory, what
- 40:54Speaker 1: is yours? Well?
- 40:55Speaker 2: My year was nineteen eighty nine and we did the
- 40:58Speaker 2: slow dancing and we called it hugging rock.
- 41:00Speaker 1: That's all we did.
- 41:01Speaker 2: Get right now and the big song at the time,
- 41:09Speaker 2: which I loved and I love him and I also
- 41:12Speaker 2: love her cheer and Peter Satara after all.
- 41:17Speaker 5: I love the stars.
- 41:27Speaker 1: So many stinky pinkies.
- 41:34Speaker 2: Stout.
- 41:37Speaker 1: I guess he is. What do you like, Peter Satara?
- 41:47Speaker 15: Right?
- 41:47Speaker 1: I do?
- 41:48Speaker 3: Okay, So, after all.
- 41:53Speaker 1: That makes me think of my parents. Yeah, well your
- 41:57Speaker 1: your parents and Gregor about the same age. Yeah right,
- 41:59Speaker 1: I'm a five years older than all. Right, let's let's
- 42:02Speaker 1: go to somebody younger, well getting older, but younger, right, Morgan,
- 42:06Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. Yeah, pick me.
- 42:10Speaker 10: So my graduation year was twenty twelve.
- 42:12Speaker 1: Twenty twelve.
- 42:13Speaker 10: Yeah, and Frank Ocean thinking about you, I'm thinking.
- 42:17Speaker 11: Batchet Ooh no, no, no, I've been thinking batchat you. No,
- 42:22Speaker 11: no no, I've been thinking batchat do your thing about mister?
- 42:28Speaker 1: Do you do you? It felt like for a minute
- 42:32Speaker 1: there like you couldn't That was Frank Ocean was a
- 42:35Speaker 1: name he couldn't avoid.
- 42:36Speaker 9: True.
- 42:36Speaker 1: Yeah, sure around all the time. Yeah sure, held in
- 42:39Speaker 1: such high regard and I don't know why.
- 42:41Speaker 4: Yeah, he has never gotten it, no, because, like I
- 42:45Speaker 4: just look at what happened with him at the Coachella
- 42:48Speaker 4: Music Festival.
- 42:48Speaker 3: He's like.
- 42:50Speaker 4: He's kind of like Morrissey, you know. No, no, when
- 42:52Speaker 4: it comes to like live performance and stuff, he's always
- 42:55Speaker 4: like canceling and all kinds and stuff like that. So
- 42:57Speaker 4: I don't like artists like that, all right.
- 42:58Speaker 1: Uh, Gina grad.
- 43:00Speaker 5: Well, I don't know how you get better than this.
- 43:01Speaker 5: This was my year nineteen ninety five, well ninety six,
- 43:06Speaker 5: but this came out ninety five. Mariah Carey Always Be
- 43:09Speaker 5: My Baby.
- 43:14Speaker 1: Arguably her best song. I mean it's yeah, you could
- 43:20Speaker 1: you could argue it. I would accept the argument. Yeah,
- 43:22Speaker 1: I don't know if I would. I don't know if
- 43:24Speaker 1: I would come down on the side of this is
- 43:26Speaker 1: her best song. But you you can see why it's
- 43:29Speaker 1: in the conversation right now. It's the Christmas one, right Sammy, Yeah,
- 43:32Speaker 1: service for Christmas?
- 43:34Speaker 14: Is you?
- 43:34Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 43:35Speaker 3: Yeah? All right?
- 43:36Speaker 1: So Mariah Carey, oh yeah, always be My Baby, won't
- 43:41Speaker 1: you two? That's a great song, all right, I mean
- 43:45Speaker 1: it so if it's not Frank Ocean. What was the
- 43:47Speaker 1: year and what was the senior prom slow dance?
- 43:50Speaker 4: Well, this assignment was super easy because the song that
- 43:54Speaker 4: was selected was the theme of the prom, so it
- 43:57Speaker 4: was the name of the prom everything.
- 43:59Speaker 1: So it's uh bittersweet symphony by the verb sweet.
- 44:14Speaker 14: Joy.
- 44:21Speaker 1: Alright, so that's a Menaces senior proms slow dance song.
- 44:25Speaker 1: Also the theme of his senior prom.
- 44:28Speaker 2: It's an interesting theme.
- 44:29Speaker 1: Bitter sweets better. Yeah, well it's bittersweet, you know, like
- 44:32Speaker 1: you said, you're graduating and yes, you got it. It's
- 44:35Speaker 1: all about life and yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh, let's see,
- 44:39Speaker 1: what about Vaughn, Vaughn, what is your your senior prom
- 44:44Speaker 1: slow dance song?
- 44:45Speaker 3: What year?
- 44:45Speaker 16: All right, two thousand and seven? That year the song
- 44:48Speaker 16: come out one thousand and six. But it's easy because
- 44:50Speaker 16: the name of this song has slow dancing in the title,
- 44:53Speaker 16: and that's Slow Dancing in the Burning Room by John
- 44:56Speaker 16: Mayer Wick.
- 45:00Speaker 1: You see, that song is.
- 45:03Speaker 3: Huge to gir.
- 45:12Speaker 1: I mean, I know a lot of John May I've
- 45:14Speaker 1: heard a lot of John Mayer songs. I don't know
- 45:15Speaker 1: if I know this one.
- 45:16Speaker 2: I'm so glad you said it in the dark.
- 45:19Speaker 16: I've never heard that Yeah, it wasn't a single from
- 45:21Speaker 16: the album continue I think it was, but it was
- 45:24Speaker 16: one of the like kind of cut songs, but.
- 45:27Speaker 1: From the album was like but it was big as
- 45:28Speaker 1: your senior prom Yeah, singer was prom for for sure. Okay.
- 45:32Speaker 1: It might have been like internet big or something dumbass Tyler.
- 45:37Speaker 3: Yeah, so when I was a senior, this song was huge.
- 45:41Speaker 3: Need You Now by Lady Antebellum. Yeah.
- 45:50Speaker 1: I wouldn't have guessed this for Tyler.
- 45:52Speaker 3: I know I love this song.
- 45:58Speaker 1: Kind of music like she like country.
- 46:01Speaker 3: I'm a really big country Yeah.
- 46:03Speaker 1: Yeah, I have gooseb all right, it's like sad and one, two, three.
- 46:12Speaker 3: Four five.
- 46:13Speaker 1: Okay, that's that's seven. Okay, so honorable mention to Sammy
- 46:18Speaker 1: because Sammy had a repeat artist. I didn't want to
- 46:22Speaker 1: have two songs from the same artists.
- 46:24Speaker 7: But if it's worth it, we should, I'm.
- 46:27Speaker 1: Saying, so, well, we'll give an honorable mention. We'll give
- 46:30Speaker 1: an honorable mention to this one. It's not one of
- 46:33Speaker 1: the seven to consider for you know, best of seven
- 46:35Speaker 1: because like you could you could throw I mean there,
- 46:38Speaker 1: as you mentioned, there are a number of songs from
- 46:41Speaker 1: Mariah Carey. Your year was what two thousand, two thousand
- 46:45Speaker 1: and five, two thousand and five, and the song we
- 46:48Speaker 1: Belong Together. That's right, that's another banger.
- 46:54Speaker 4: Name.
- 46:57Speaker 1: I can't when you my mind? This is too deep.
- 47:13Speaker 2: Making their notes and got it.
- 47:21Speaker 1: Yeah. So, by the way, slow Dancing in a Burning Room,
- 47:27Speaker 1: according to all the stats that I can see about,
- 47:29Speaker 1: like what people actually stream and whether they're listening, is
- 47:32Speaker 1: John Mayer's third most popular. Yeah, it's massive for sure.
- 47:39Speaker 16: It's a cool remix to with the Him and Only
- 47:40Speaker 16: Sha Keys. She was one of herst songs as well,
- 47:43Speaker 16: and it's a cool little Yeah. I just want I
- 47:45Speaker 16: want to get like some kind of some kind of
- 47:46Speaker 16: stat on that it's in your line man.
- 47:51Speaker 4: Well that happens a lot to like something will get
- 47:53Speaker 4: like massive streams, but I will never get any radio
- 47:56Speaker 4: play right.
- 47:57Speaker 1: Exactly now, if you go, if you go, I just Spotify,
- 48:00Speaker 1: which a ton of people use. It's the number two
- 48:03Speaker 1: most popular over it's got more streaming numbers. Then your
- 48:07Speaker 1: body is a wonderful body here and waiting on the
- 48:11Speaker 1: world to change. Number one is a song called New
- 48:13Speaker 1: Light that's the number one streamer over eight hundred and
- 48:17Speaker 1: sixty eight million. Slow Dancing in the Burning Room number two,
- 48:21Speaker 1: six hundred and eighty eight million, Your Body's Wonderland six
- 48:24Speaker 1: hundred sixty nine. Yeah, hell yeah, Greg, alright, so again
- 48:32Speaker 1: these are the seven songs for this best of seven.
- 48:35Speaker 1: You picked the four that you would keep and text
- 48:39Speaker 1: him over to two two nine eighty seven. So mine
- 48:43Speaker 1: was Boys to Men, I'll make Love to You from
- 48:45Speaker 1: nineteen ninety five, gregs Is Peter Setera was cher after
- 48:51Speaker 1: all from nineteen eighty eight eighty nine. All right, Morgan
- 48:57Speaker 1: Frank Ocean Thinking about You was the year twelve, twenty twelve.
- 49:02Speaker 2: It was like yesterday.
- 49:04Speaker 1: Vaughn John Mayer slow dancing in the Burning Room from
- 49:08Speaker 1: seven two thousand and seven. Mariah Carey from Gina Always
- 49:15Speaker 1: Be My Baby ninety six, you said, ninety six, all right,
- 49:18Speaker 1: Menace Verve Bittersweet Symphony eight ninety eight. And Tyler lady
- 49:25Speaker 1: a Lady Antebellum. Well, oh yeah, you could say she was,
- 49:30Speaker 1: but now it's lady Aca. We're politically correct. They changed
- 49:33Speaker 1: it stupid, So Lady Antebellum for Tyler and need you
- 49:38Speaker 1: now from twenty twenty ten. All right, so text your
- 49:41Speaker 1: four that you're keeping over to two to nine eighty seven.
- 49:45Speaker 1: Then we'll go around the room see what everybody else got,
- 49:47Speaker 1: and uh, just kind of get an idea what the
- 49:49Speaker 1: listeners like the most. The listener votes are kind of
- 49:55Speaker 1: all over the place, with the exception of Boys to
- 50:00Speaker 1: Men and Mariah Carrett. Yeah, everything everything else outside of that,
- 50:05Speaker 1: I would say, like Menace for Bittersweet Symphony is like
- 50:09Speaker 1: a club, and then everything else just it's all over
- 50:12Speaker 1: the travel. I don't even know what I would give
- 50:15Speaker 1: looking at the votes.
- 50:17Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's it's so.
- 50:18Speaker 1: All over the place. But the best of seven from
- 50:22Speaker 1: your senior year of high school, A song from prom,
- 50:27Speaker 1: a slow dance song from prom. And somebody said, I'm
- 50:32Speaker 1: surprised nobody chose extreme more than words. Well, it's it's
- 50:36Speaker 1: a great song, and I'm sure somebody would have chosen
- 50:39Speaker 1: had they graduated from high school that year. Great song. Yeah, yeah,
- 50:45Speaker 1: I love that song. But not an option again, just
- 50:49Speaker 1: your just your songs that you're choosing from the seven
- 50:53Speaker 1: Boys to Men. I'll Make Love to You Greg's from
- 50:59Speaker 1: nineteen eighty nine After All by Cher and Peter Sterra.
- 51:06Speaker 3: Coming Back.
- 51:09Speaker 1: Morgan who graduated in twenty twelve, Frank Ocean thinking about You, No, No,
- 51:16Speaker 1: No eleven. Then in BATCHA you No, No No, she
- 51:21Speaker 1: graduated in nineteen ninety six. Her song Mariah Carey Always
- 51:25Speaker 1: Be My Baby. John Mayer Slow Dancing in the Burning
- 51:37Speaker 1: Room was Vaughn's submission from the year he graduated two
- 51:41Speaker 1: thousand and seven. Kick Menace Bittersweet Symphony nineteen ninety eight
- 51:54Speaker 1: is when the Menace graduated high school, and then I'm
- 52:00Speaker 1: asked Tyler graduated in twenty ten in his song Lady Antebellum.
- 52:08Speaker 1: Now we did have an honorable mention to Sammy Mariah
- 52:15Speaker 1: Carey we belong together because it was a double up
- 52:17Speaker 1: on an artist and uh yeah we have been. Oh
- 52:23Speaker 1: and then uh Jeff G Jeff G like he he
- 52:27Speaker 1: sent over like a big song from you know, his
- 52:30Speaker 1: his high school senior year.
- 52:32Speaker 5: And it was.
- 52:34Speaker 1: Nice, yeah, but not not a slow dance. This is
- 52:37Speaker 1: more like how Sammy was saying, like, no freaking, no freaking,
- 52:42Speaker 1: no freaking although that Frank Ocean song, I bet you
- 52:45Speaker 1: there was a lot of freaking ye.
- 52:49Speaker 17: Who knows.
- 52:51Speaker 1: Yeah that was that was like a casting call for
- 52:53Speaker 1: the next edition of teen Mom. Yeah, throwing that out there,
- 52:59Speaker 1: all right, So my top four, of course, you go
- 53:02Speaker 1: with your own. I'm assuming Boys to Men, all right,
- 53:06Speaker 1: and then I went with Gina for Mariah Carey, Greg
- 53:10Speaker 1: for the Peter Satara, and then Menace Verve Bittersweet Symphony.
- 53:14Speaker 1: If there's one song on there, I think that I
- 53:16Speaker 1: would just straight up kill it would have been that
- 53:18Speaker 1: Lady Antebellum. I hate that goddamn song. If there's one
- 53:23Speaker 1: that we'll add that just for fun, you get one
- 53:25Speaker 1: song on the kill list, like, out of all of them,
- 53:27Speaker 1: which one are you killing the most?
- 53:29Speaker 5: Gina grad I think we are Simpatago. I had Boys
- 53:32Speaker 5: to Men, Sharon, Peter Satara, Mariah Carey, and Verve Bittersweet Symphony.
- 53:38Speaker 5: I would kill Frank Ocean.
- 53:40Speaker 1: I don't know it.
- 53:40Speaker 5: I don't care about it. Yeah, alright, sorry, I know
- 53:45Speaker 5: and care about you. I just don't know that song,
- 53:46Speaker 5: Greg Gory.
- 53:48Speaker 2: This is gonna be very unpopular opinion. But usually when
- 53:51Speaker 2: we do best of sevens, I have a very hard
- 53:53Speaker 2: time narrowing it down. Today I had a hard time
- 53:56Speaker 2: picking full. Oh wow, I got to two and I'm like,
- 53:59Speaker 2: I don't like any of the rest. I don't really
- 54:02Speaker 2: like any of them. The two so Sharon, Peter Satak,
- 54:06Speaker 2: Lady Rula Bellum. I love that song.
- 54:09Speaker 1: Now that all the rest of them, there's not nothing that.
- 54:13Speaker 2: I love love really, but I did pick Verve and
- 54:17Speaker 2: John Mayer really yeah, okay, and I would kill Frank
- 54:20Speaker 2: ocean as well. Yeah all right, then the same reason
- 54:23Speaker 2: as Gina.
- 54:24Speaker 1: Don't know Verve, Bittersweet Symphony your song, Yeah, Verve, Boys
- 54:29Speaker 1: the Men, Mariah Carey and Lady Antebellum, Oh wow, yeah
- 54:35Speaker 1: all day huh yeah, okay, banger, and then.
- 54:39Speaker 4: Who I'm gonna kill. I'm gonna kill Frank Ocean Man
- 54:42Speaker 4: because I think he's the modern day prince Man, like
- 54:45Speaker 4: overrated and like is he going to show up to
- 54:49Speaker 4: his causer or not? You know, like why supported artists
- 54:52Speaker 4: like that he sucks.
- 54:55Speaker 17: For us?
- 54:56Speaker 10: Yeah, because he sucks, dude, that makes sense.
- 54:58Speaker 1: Yeah, you're all getting ba blusel by this guy, Sammy.
- 55:02Speaker 7: So I also had a tough time picking ones that
- 55:05Speaker 7: I liked.
- 55:05Speaker 6: I mean, Boys to Men, Mariah Carey obviously top two,
- 55:09Speaker 6: and then I went with John Mayer I don't really
- 55:12Speaker 6: know that song though, and then I went with Lady
- 55:14Speaker 6: Annabellam as my fourth choice.
- 55:19Speaker 7: Yeah, but it's also the song I want to kill.
- 55:21Speaker 6: At the same time, because the reason I put it
- 55:23Speaker 6: on the list is because there was a time where
- 55:25Speaker 6: I loved the song.
- 55:26Speaker 7: It was huge, it was everywhere, and then it was.
- 55:29Speaker 6: Just everywhere and you can't escape it. And now that
- 55:32Speaker 6: I've heard it so many times, I don't care about
- 55:35Speaker 6: it that much anymore.
- 55:36Speaker 1: Well, yeah, okay, that's what they call exposure therapy. Greg, Yeah,
- 55:40Speaker 1: that's true, all right.
- 55:41Speaker 18: Morgan, Okay, my number one. Forget Frank Oshen, He'll go
- 55:45Speaker 18: to four. Now, Number one, John Mayor. I love that song,
- 55:48Speaker 18: so not even your own song, and the time because
- 55:50Speaker 18: I heard better so John Mayravon's song than Boys to Men.
- 55:54Speaker 18: And then I'm going to break the rules here. I'm
- 55:57Speaker 18: picking Mariah Carey, but I'm doing Sammy's Mariah Carey so
- 56:00Speaker 18: that I know no point for them. And then Frank
- 56:03Speaker 18: Ocean and then Frank kill Lady.
- 56:07Speaker 1: Whatever it is, lady, right, all right, all right, Well
- 56:10Speaker 1: I told you there was it was very clear. Number one,
- 56:12Speaker 1: number two, Boys to Men, and then Mariah Carey, and
- 56:15Speaker 1: then from there, I just from my glance at it,
- 56:18Speaker 1: I was putting verve on there, which makes sense, you know,
- 56:22Speaker 1: with the with the radio station in the audience, that
- 56:25Speaker 1: makes some sense. You know, Gina was digging deeper to
- 56:28Speaker 1: try to figure out like what that fourth what so
- 56:31Speaker 1: what is the what is the fourth from the listeners?
- 56:34Speaker 1: Oh so the fourth top the best was number four.
- 56:38Speaker 1: We already already got like number one, number two. Yeah,
- 56:40Speaker 1: it is slow dancing in a burning room. Yes, okay, fine,
- 56:45Speaker 1: John Mayer, huh.
- 56:46Speaker 5: John Mayer, Yeah, uh, number three, lady a number two
- 56:52Speaker 5: Mariah Carey and people be loving your song.
- 56:55Speaker 1: What do you well, I mean, that's like one of
- 56:57Speaker 1: the biggest songs of all time, That's what I mean,
- 56:59Speaker 1: like those those two right, yeah, exactly, all right, well,
- 57:04Speaker 1: thanks you for your votes, everybody. He puts the g
- 57:08Speaker 1: in Garcia, so call sports with I mean, I know
- 57:15Speaker 1: we had bell by Develope Poison, but you weren't getting
- 57:17Speaker 1: down no slow songs at the time, Like you weren't
- 57:20Speaker 1: doing any of the slow downs. The song the bigger,
- 57:22Speaker 1: the freak, and that's why we went that way.
- 57:24Speaker 2: Hugging rock.
- 57:25Speaker 3: Yeah, you did the hugging rock.
- 57:27Speaker 1: No, no, really even arms on the shoulders both of
- 57:30Speaker 1: the time. Even the dudes who didn't dance like they
- 57:32Speaker 1: would always participate in the slow songs because the only
- 57:35Speaker 1: one that was like your that was like your best chance,
- 57:37Speaker 1: like angel baby or something. Yeah, No, I'm not that
- 57:40Speaker 1: at home, bro. I preferred more of the back it
- 57:43Speaker 1: up into me. Yeah got up? I got up all right,
- 57:47Speaker 1: Jeff G. What's happening with the sports? All right? Start
- 57:49Speaker 1: with our Dodgers.
- 57:50Speaker 19: Otani was on one last night, six scoreless innings plus
- 57:53Speaker 19: six strikeouts. Dodgers offense also clicking last night. They won
- 57:56Speaker 19: seven nothing, same two teams. Tonight at six forty eight.
- 58:00Speaker 19: Joe's offense finally woke up.
- 58:02Speaker 1: This another one oswell Paraza since grissom hoolme six nothing
- 58:08Speaker 1: all six runs in this seven Halos ended up winning
- 58:11Speaker 1: eleven to four.
- 58:12Speaker 19: Hockey Stanley Cup Final Game two tonight at five pm
- 58:14Speaker 19: Vegas looking for a two to zero lead. NBA Finals
- 58:17Speaker 19: Game one was epics. Furs Blue a fourteen point second
- 58:20Speaker 19: half lead and lost Game one to the Knicks. Jalen
- 58:22Speaker 19: Brunson thirty points for the Knicks, fourteen of those in
- 58:25Speaker 19: the fourth quarter. He changed his shoes at halftime. He
- 58:27Speaker 19: must be one of those superstitious dudes. And then all
- 58:30Speaker 19: of a sudden he went on a big run and
- 58:32Speaker 19: the Knicks fans, of course, they took over the streets
- 58:34Speaker 19: of New York. I saw someone climbing on an ambulance.
- 58:37Speaker 19: That's in my ig story. There were crowd serving crazy work.
- 58:40Speaker 1: Man ys will be there this weekend talking to new fans.
- 58:43Speaker 1: I can't wait to hear that man. And you know,
- 58:45Speaker 1: I'm really over people running onto the court and running onto.
- 58:47Speaker 19: The field for TikTok clicks, Like find another way to
- 58:50Speaker 19: get famous, dude, you know, like get a job.
- 58:54Speaker 1: Yeah, when I heard you guys play it earlier, but
- 58:56Speaker 1: get a job. You know that's your sofal sports right
- 58:59Speaker 1: here on Jeff.
- 59:03Speaker 3: The Wood Show.
- 59:05Speaker 1: Just the little wrap up on the whole topic of
- 59:09Speaker 1: the senior prom slow dance songs for Best of seven. Dude,
- 59:13Speaker 1: these prom sendoffs. So your promposals were a big thing,
- 59:18Speaker 1: right part of that. So now there's prom sendoffs. Were
- 59:23Speaker 1: your kids doing any of this stuff? Thank god no no,
- 59:25Speaker 1: But it's off for Instagram because like your your kids
- 59:27Speaker 1: are more they how are your kids?
- 59:29Speaker 3: I got sixteen and.
- 59:30Speaker 1: Nineteen sixteen and nineteen Yeah, because dude, this has turned
- 59:32Speaker 1: into a full blown expensive celebration before the actual problem.
- 59:38Speaker 1: So people are people are spending thousands of dollars on
- 59:44Speaker 1: the pre prom festivities and so here this is. According
- 59:47Speaker 1: to the article, prom sendoffs often include things like professional photography,
- 59:51Speaker 1: luxury cars, custom dresses, elaborate decorations, catering, big gatherings with
- 59:58Speaker 1: friends and extended family. One family said they spent around
- 1:00:01Speaker 1: six thousand dollars on their kids prom send off, which
- 1:00:05Speaker 1: included a three thousand dollars custom gown, a Lamborghini rental okay.
- 1:00:12Speaker 1: Another family spent twelve thousand dollars on a themed event
- 1:00:16Speaker 1: inspired by Bridgerton. That's fun and so parents are going overboard,
- 1:00:22Speaker 1: saying this is a milestone celebration to honor their kids
- 1:00:26Speaker 1: achievement of reaching.
- 1:00:28Speaker 4: Prom Soche Like, no, we did talk about this. This
- 1:00:31Speaker 4: is actually not a new thing. This is like the
- 1:00:34Speaker 4: gathering of taking the photos before you leave. Right now,
- 1:00:41Speaker 4: they're just dumping more into that.
- 1:00:42Speaker 1: Yeah, you just do it on someone's lawn and go
- 1:00:44Speaker 1: to the prom. Yeah, that was always like you would
- 1:00:47Speaker 1: exchange the booteer whatever, you take pictures that kind of catering,
- 1:00:54Speaker 1: like little bites to eat or something.
- 1:00:56Speaker 5: But that was you meet at the friend's house with
- 1:00:59Speaker 5: the nicest line front.
- 1:01:01Speaker 1: You're talking about like some cookies or something, nothing crazy,
- 1:01:03Speaker 1: you know, like the younger, the younger kids now, man,
- 1:01:07Speaker 1: they are living in a different world because even Easter
- 1:01:11Speaker 1: we've talked about. Fine, there was like an Easter basket
- 1:01:14Speaker 1: your parents maybe hide a couple of those plastic eggs
- 1:01:16Speaker 1: that had you have some candy and crap in it.
- 1:01:18Speaker 2: Now they're getting full on gifts, getting gifts. They're getting gifts, gifts.
- 1:01:23Speaker 7: For Easter because it's a different time of years.
- 1:01:26Speaker 1: Proms send off, Yeah, a different time you're you're justifying
- 1:01:30Speaker 1: it's a different time of.
- 1:01:31Speaker 7: Year from Christmas when you're getting all winderlills and stuff
- 1:01:33Speaker 7: like that. So then Easter is a nice time to
- 1:01:34Speaker 7: get Summer Easter.
- 1:01:37Speaker 1: Was all about sacrifice, by the way, not getting gifts,
- 1:01:40Speaker 1: like you know, not well.
- 1:01:43Speaker 5: During Lent and then Easter is my reward you got
- 1:01:46Speaker 5: closed for Easter.
- 1:01:48Speaker 6: Yeah wow, I would get yeah, bathing suits, flip flop
- 1:01:51Speaker 6: summary stuff or whatever.
- 1:01:53Speaker 1: Your parents are nice, right, I like yeah, duh yeah,
- 1:01:59Speaker 1: because a lot.
- 1:02:00Speaker 6: Of times though, like kids need that stuff anyways, you're
- 1:02:03Speaker 6: going to buy it, it's just packaged with Easter.
- 1:02:05Speaker 20: I just want them to expect that crap for a present,
- 1:02:07Speaker 20: all right, if it wasn't Christmas, where new socks or
- 1:02:10Speaker 20: underwear things like that dumb that stuff that parents just
- 1:02:14Speaker 20: package up so they can have more things under the tree.
- 1:02:17Speaker 1: Okay, so yeah, maybe like uh you know, yeah your
- 1:02:20Speaker 1: new Christmas jammis. Yeah, we didn't get those, but maybe
- 1:02:24Speaker 1: got a sweater or something from a family member. Clothes
- 1:02:27Speaker 1: for Chris. That blows. The only other time there was
- 1:02:30Speaker 1: new clothes the entire year was back to school. Yes,
- 1:02:33Speaker 1: thank you.
- 1:02:34Speaker 15: That was it.
- 1:02:35Speaker 1: Back to school. That's where you got the pair of
- 1:02:37Speaker 1: sneakers that had the last year, the entire year, and
- 1:02:40Speaker 1: you know, man like if you drew on them with
- 1:02:42Speaker 1: a pen or you did it blew them up by
- 1:02:45Speaker 1: getting because we were playing sports and everything and getting
- 1:02:47Speaker 1: so the dirt and all the you know, the yell,
- 1:02:49Speaker 1: jacked up tough, toughish man. You wore those the entire year,
- 1:02:53Speaker 1: didn't matter what was going on. There was no like
- 1:02:55Speaker 1: seasonal no seasonal outfitting.
- 1:02:57Speaker 7: No, because you grow out of it, your bathing.
- 1:03:00Speaker 1: Aware of how it works the kids next year. I understand.
- 1:03:03Speaker 1: But there was no like Easter gift giving in these
- 1:03:07Speaker 1: This prompt thing is insane, Like you're catering, you're getting
- 1:03:09Speaker 1: Lamborghini rentals and I think this is so much. You're
- 1:03:12Speaker 1: treating it like a wedding or like a bar mitzvah. Yeah,
- 1:03:14Speaker 1: like not only is almost swore, It's ridiculous.
- 1:03:21Speaker 2: The only new clothes I got were hand me downs
- 1:03:22Speaker 2: from my brother.
- 1:03:23Speaker 3: That was it.
- 1:03:25Speaker 7: I got plenty of hand downs too.
- 1:03:27Speaker 1: Yeah, but like at the beginning of the year and
- 1:03:28Speaker 1: then anything in between that I would have to like
- 1:03:31Speaker 1: buy it myself nine one six. What type of people
- 1:03:33Speaker 1: are doing this?
- 1:03:33Speaker 3: Would he? Gee?
- 1:03:34Speaker 1: I wonder I'll give you three guesses. Four people. Yeah,
- 1:03:37Speaker 1: rhymes with schmite people, raisins in the pot people. That's
- 1:03:44Speaker 1: what it is, exactly. That's exactly what I'm saying. This
- 1:03:47Speaker 1: is for the parents. Yeah. Another you know what, another
- 1:03:50Speaker 1: effect of social media, right, because the parents didn't put
- 1:03:54Speaker 1: it on social media and that you know, uh, puff
- 1:03:56Speaker 1: their chest out to all the other moms and you know,
- 1:03:59Speaker 1: showing off off.
- 1:04:00Speaker 7: I mean, the social media wasn't around when when I
- 1:04:03Speaker 7: was going.
- 1:04:03Speaker 1: To know, you have a very different we've we've learned
- 1:04:06Speaker 1: long ago. Your your existence so I think was very
- 1:04:10Speaker 1: different than Yeah. Yeah, and there's nothing wrong with that.
- 1:04:16Speaker 1: It's just great for you. But explain there's like you
- 1:04:20Speaker 1: had some kind of fantasy world going on compared to
- 1:04:23Speaker 1: compared to like most of the rest of us. We're
- 1:04:26Speaker 1: trying to explain to you, like, it's not that everybody, Like,
- 1:04:29Speaker 1: what did you have both parents to Lucky? That's weird
- 1:04:36Speaker 1: to parents they live in the house. Yeah, so weird.
- 1:04:43Speaker 1: The person who fathered you is still together with the
- 1:04:45Speaker 1: person who carried you to term. Wow, you babysitters doing
- 1:04:52Speaker 1: cocaine when you were a kid, like in front of you. No,
- 1:04:56Speaker 1: that's weird.
- 1:05:00Speaker 7: Boy once and then we told on them and they
- 1:05:01Speaker 7: never again.
- 1:05:04Speaker 1: More when he shows next, Hang up the Woody Show, everybody,
- 1:05:09Speaker 1: see high to Jesse and the kooks. Yess, Rancho Cucamonga.
- 1:05:13Speaker 1: What's up, Jesse?
- 1:05:15Speaker 13: Hey, what's up?
- 1:05:16Speaker 5: Guys?
- 1:05:16Speaker 1: How's it going. We're doing great? Well, I got some
- 1:05:18Speaker 1: great news. You're caller number ninety eight, And so you're
- 1:05:21Speaker 1: going to the Woody Show problem with a one hundred
- 1:05:23Speaker 1: dollars gas card and a hotel room for Saturday. Yeah,
- 1:05:27Speaker 1: oh yeah, oh yeah, I appreciate it. I mean the
- 1:05:30Speaker 1: problem is for there before.
- 1:05:32Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:05:32Speaker 1: Nice. The shower pressure is amazing, great showers. Yeah, the
- 1:05:35Speaker 1: beds of nice. The shower pressure is amazing, and you
- 1:05:38Speaker 1: don't have to drive home Saturday night. Just hang take
- 1:05:42Speaker 1: a time, relax, So Jesse, congratulations, we will see you Saturday.
- 1:05:46Speaker 1: Woody Show prom at Morongo Number one and Ranch and Cuckamonga.
- 1:05:50Speaker 1: You know that up you suck it, sir, got you bitch? Ok? Yeah,
- 1:05:57Speaker 1: got it all right man, Jesse, hang on one second.
- 1:05:59Speaker 1: We'll see you Saturday. Problem is free. Anybody can come by.
- 1:06:03Speaker 1: He's gotta be twenty one or older. You don't need
- 1:06:04Speaker 1: a ticket of any kind, no prior reservation or RSVP,
- 1:06:08Speaker 1: none of that kind of stuff. You don't need to
- 1:06:09Speaker 1: just show up. Just show up. We're gonna have the band,
- 1:06:12Speaker 1: we're gonna have the magician. We've got Djjspinosa. He's great.
- 1:06:17Speaker 1: A ton of prize that we're gonna be given away,
- 1:06:18Speaker 1: including that trip to the iHeartRadio Music Festival, which you
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- 1:06:35Speaker 9: Now I feel like an idiot, and speaking of idiots,
- 1:06:43Speaker 9: I want to introduce you to uh you might have
- 1:06:45Speaker 9: seen this kid, and then we'll get into today.
- 1:06:47Speaker 1: In audio, Bubba Harrelson is his name? Does that ring
- 1:06:52Speaker 1: a bell? Anybody in here? This video has gone viral.
- 1:06:56Speaker 1: He tastes the jar of kool Aid infused pineapples beers. Okay,
- 1:07:01Speaker 1: that's good. It's the way he says. That bit tough, right,
- 1:07:07Speaker 1: he says that bit by the way, this is what
- 1:07:09Speaker 1: he looks like. Look at this kid, any redneck? Yeah, final,
- 1:07:12Speaker 1: looking like tweaker redneck looking kid. Okay, yeah and yeah
- 1:07:17Speaker 1: so he uh he takes a sip of the koolady,
- 1:07:19Speaker 1: unwraps the plastic fork that big gut after chomping on
- 1:07:23Speaker 1: one of the pineapple slices. Now that bit tough? Is
- 1:07:27Speaker 1: that bitch is tough?
- 1:07:29Speaker 3: Oh?
- 1:07:29Speaker 1: Meaning good? Oh, that's my daughter's big on tough. Now
- 1:07:33Speaker 1: really all the yeah, fourteen year old girls, if you
- 1:07:36Speaker 1: sat her down and said, hey, remember how you said
- 1:07:38Speaker 1: something different last week? And then she's a.
- 1:07:39Speaker 21: Fourteen but that's appropriate for a fourteen year old girl,
- 1:07:42Speaker 21: you could you could just stop her from being stupid
- 1:07:44Speaker 21: right now.
- 1:07:45Speaker 1: It's that's that's what you do when you're a kid.
- 1:07:47Speaker 1: Stud kids. Uh, that bit good? Is that bitch is gas?
- 1:07:53Speaker 1: So he says, yeah, two different things oh right. So yeah,
- 1:07:57Speaker 1: there's there's two different things. Here's the This is that
- 1:08:01Speaker 1: I think this is the original video when he's doing
- 1:08:04Speaker 1: the kool Aid thing, and that that bit, that bit
- 1:08:15Speaker 1: doesn't doesn't say bitch that big.
- 1:08:16Speaker 17: Get that big, And that translates to what again that bitch,
- 1:08:21Speaker 17: That bitch is tough, I mean cool good, but uh,
- 1:08:27Speaker 17: that bitch is gas?
- 1:08:29Speaker 1: Is the other one? That big get is gas the
- 1:08:31Speaker 1: new fire? Uh yeah, yeah, I mean the same same
- 1:08:35Speaker 1: same uh same same meaning.
- 1:08:37Speaker 5: And that sounds like coded like that doesn't sound like English.
- 1:08:43Speaker 3: Appreciate it.
- 1:08:44Speaker 1: Yes, sir, today we came to pull up first course.
- 1:08:47Speaker 21: I want to know was it really tough and get
- 1:08:51Speaker 21: and how you feel about blowing up?
- 1:08:52Speaker 22: It's good, it's good And I got a whole bunch
- 1:08:54Speaker 22: of things.
- 1:08:54Speaker 1: People be in the comma fake your voices?
- 1:08:57Speaker 21: So is that true?
- 1:08:58Speaker 3: Nah?
- 1:08:58Speaker 13: That's for.
- 1:09:01Speaker 1: You from Florida? So from and what made you start talking?
- 1:09:04Speaker 1: And I don't know just how I grew up. It's
- 1:09:10Speaker 1: Manny's looking little tweaker white kid.
- 1:09:12Speaker 21: It looks like a little classic little backwoods kid. Yeah
- 1:09:16Speaker 21: that people now they're appretending that they didn't realize that
- 1:09:20Speaker 21: you can soak things.
- 1:09:21Speaker 2: In kool aid.
- 1:09:23Speaker 1: That's what has been saying. Guys. I remember we were
- 1:09:26Speaker 1: about fifteen years ago, had like pickles. Yeah, yeah, good.
- 1:09:29Speaker 1: I was in elementary school. We would just take packets
- 1:09:32Speaker 1: of kool aid and we would just like dip our
- 1:09:35Speaker 1: finger in. Is that how you like? Kids would dye
- 1:09:37Speaker 1: their hair too.
- 1:09:38Speaker 5: Yes, in middle school.
- 1:09:39Speaker 1: In high school no, we would straight up just eat
- 1:09:41Speaker 1: it out of the package. Yeah, the ones with pickles
- 1:09:44Speaker 1: are good. What was that candy? But we had like
- 1:09:46Speaker 1: stick fund it fun Yeah, yeah, fund it that was cool.
- 1:09:49Speaker 2: Yeah, lick a piece of sugar to dip it and
- 1:09:51Speaker 2: sugar that's right.
- 1:09:52Speaker 3: That's right.
- 1:09:52Speaker 21: My issue with the kids having a different thing is
- 1:09:54Speaker 21: slang every ten minutes is that when they're adults and
- 1:09:57Speaker 21: this is all over hopefully for them, how are they
- 1:09:59Speaker 21: gonna like when they were when they're talking to other
- 1:10:01Speaker 21: kids or adults there age, how are they going to
- 1:10:02Speaker 21: have any kind of like nostalgia Like remember that fifteen
- 1:10:05Speaker 21: minutes where we said six seven all the time? Remember
- 1:10:07Speaker 21: the next fifty? Like isn't it just gonna be a constant,
- 1:10:09Speaker 21: never ending like remember that tread Remember that trend?
- 1:10:11Speaker 1: Remember that trend?
- 1:10:12Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 1:10:13Speaker 21: Well that way which which has never been freddy human history.
- 1:10:16Speaker 21: Prior to this, it was like, remember that five years
- 1:10:18Speaker 21: where he watched It's not, it's not Remember that ten
- 1:10:20Speaker 21: minute minutes where we did this, and that ten minutes
- 1:10:21Speaker 21: where we did that.
- 1:10:22Speaker 5: Remember when everything you said and to with not Yeah,
- 1:10:26Speaker 5: that was like three.
- 1:10:26Speaker 1: Years right, yeah, sick.
- 1:10:28Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:10:30Speaker 2: A lot of it was regional too. Work for cool
- 1:10:33Speaker 2: was rude, like oh that bike is so rude, which.
- 1:10:35Speaker 21: Is kind of interesting because now everybody's going to have
- 1:10:37Speaker 21: the same. You know, kids in England have we're doing
- 1:10:40Speaker 21: six seven like kids in New York and California and
- 1:10:43Speaker 21: South America were.
- 1:10:44Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:10:44Speaker 1: Yeah, if you want to see this kid, Bubba Harrelson,
- 1:10:47Speaker 1: he's enjoying his little fifteen minutes of fame. Bit nice
- 1:10:51Speaker 1: deserves this week in audio. Let's do a little fun
- 1:10:53Speaker 1: with accents, and he looks like he was an extra
- 1:10:56Speaker 1: water boy. He really does.
- 1:10:58Speaker 21: He really does fun with accents. Bonnie Blue, you know her,
- 1:11:02Speaker 21: she's the British lady who's been legend. Yeah, and she
- 1:11:07Speaker 21: she was faking her pregnancy because she did like a
- 1:11:09Speaker 21: some kind of like four hundred guy gang bang. But
- 1:11:12Speaker 21: the trick was they were never gonna wear condoms. And
- 1:11:14Speaker 21: then she apparently purportedly allegedly now as really pregnant, and
- 1:11:18Speaker 21: she was doing an interview with LBC in Britain, and
- 1:11:23Speaker 21: she's she's not gonna let her pregnancy stop her.
- 1:11:26Speaker 1: Did I hear right that you have a stunt planned
- 1:11:28Speaker 1: for June? Yes, I have a baby shower on Saturday,
- 1:11:32Speaker 1: next Saturday, and I'm inviting the public to turn my
- 1:11:35Speaker 1: baby shower into a golden shower. You see, now I'm uncomfortable.
- 1:11:39Speaker 1: I mean that's gonna be a first, right, yeah, well,
- 1:11:43Speaker 1: everybody's got a baby shower. I want this to be unique.
- 1:11:46Speaker 1: I don't want to do what everybody else does. We're
- 1:11:47Speaker 1: gonna turn into a golden shower.
- 1:11:49Speaker 5: How young do you have to can you be? To
- 1:11:51Speaker 5: divorce your parents?
- 1:11:52Speaker 1: Come on the mom on, ma.
- 1:11:56Speaker 2: Oh my god?
- 1:11:58Speaker 21: Again assume as she's really pregnant this time, which, okay,
- 1:12:00Speaker 21: just for the sake of argument, right, yeah, it's and
- 1:12:03Speaker 21: the presenter, now, I'm really weird.
- 1:12:07Speaker 1: I think if you look at all the different you know,
- 1:12:09Speaker 1: kinks and fetishes or whatever, like feet, it's so tame
- 1:12:13Speaker 1: compared to like people who are into any kind of
- 1:12:16Speaker 1: like the water sports. Yeah.
- 1:12:19Speaker 21: Well that's the problem is that's that's been her whole career.
- 1:12:21Speaker 21: Is I'm going to do one hundred May gang guy,
- 1:12:24Speaker 21: and it was a thousand. Now it's while I'm pregnant,
- 1:12:26Speaker 21: and it's like retire already, you've done it.
- 1:12:30Speaker 1: My seat, what's next? Body? You already have a custom Ferrari, Like,
- 1:12:33Speaker 1: what else do you need? She said that you need
- 1:12:35Speaker 1: to prove Yeah, yeah, you're the goat. Yeah you're done. Yeah.
- 1:12:40Speaker 21: This week in audio, speaking of fun with accents, this
- 1:12:42Speaker 21: guy has made quite the news this week. His name
- 1:12:45Speaker 21: is Las Lund and his story is pretty interesting. He
- 1:12:49Speaker 21: was abandoned.
- 1:12:50Speaker 1: He's from from Finland or Norway, one of those countries.
- 1:12:53Speaker 1: He was abandoned in India when he was eleven by
- 1:12:56Speaker 1: his father. He was with his mother. She got arrested
- 1:12:59Speaker 1: for overstaying her, which apparently they do that in India.
- 1:13:01Speaker 1: That's cruel.
- 1:13:03Speaker 21: And he spent the next six years living on the
- 1:13:06Speaker 21: streets of India, being like a tour because he spoke
- 1:13:09Speaker 21: a little bit of English. He was a little blonde kid,
- 1:13:12Speaker 21: but he, as you might imagine, picked up the accent
- 1:13:15Speaker 21: in all the mannerisms.
- 1:13:17Speaker 2: Interesting.
- 1:13:17Speaker 21: So this is a fat, thirty three year old, bald,
- 1:13:19Speaker 21: white thirty three year old, bald Northern European who talks.
- 1:13:23Speaker 23: Like this, I was lost between borders, Norwegian citizen, born
- 1:13:27Speaker 23: in Norway, stocked in India, living on the streets, surviving
- 1:13:32Speaker 23: being a tourist guide, smoking on the doors. Don't you
- 1:13:36Speaker 23: think I want to get some kind of adjustment against
- 1:13:38Speaker 23: the comment when I'm thirty three years old, has zero schooling.
- 1:13:40Speaker 1: They haven't done that. They were supposed to do.
- 1:13:43Speaker 23: The Finnish embassy when they helped me out of the country,
- 1:13:45Speaker 23: they were supposed to report me to the Children's services
- 1:13:47Speaker 23: because I was under eighteen. Did they do their job?
- 1:13:50Speaker 1: No, they didn't do their job. And now here I am.
- 1:13:52Speaker 1: I'm Cherty Tree, that bitch guy. So are you trying
- 1:13:56Speaker 1: to say that's cultural appropriate. It's what he learned. That
- 1:14:00Speaker 1: German accent, he's there, it's what he learned.
- 1:14:02Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:14:02Speaker 21: But here's the other thing he does, and he says
- 1:14:03Speaker 21: he can't help, but he does the head bobble. Oh
- 1:14:05Speaker 21: I love that decide in the back in front.
- 1:14:08Speaker 2: Yeah it was super interesting.
- 1:14:10Speaker 4: Okay, but he's right, like, why did anyone come to
- 1:14:12Speaker 4: get him? Let's go back to the that kid that
- 1:14:15Speaker 4: we're just talking about. When he was testing this stuff.
- 1:14:19Speaker 4: What he's surrounded by the people that speak like that.
- 1:14:22Speaker 1: I would like to talk to his parents. Yeah, yeah,
- 1:14:26Speaker 1: he does not.
- 1:14:27Speaker 21: He said, he doesn't talk to his dad anymore. He
- 1:14:29Speaker 21: talked to one of his brothers because it was just
- 1:14:31Speaker 21: one of those cases. But you wouldn't think this would happen.
- 1:14:33Speaker 1: And then we're talking about the little kid with the candy, right,
- 1:14:36Speaker 1: we're talking to now we're talking about making a case
- 1:14:40Speaker 1: for the little kid with the candy. You know, he's
- 1:14:42Speaker 1: blaming the little kid with the candy. I think the
- 1:14:44Speaker 1: I think the kid with the candy is just trying
- 1:14:46Speaker 1: to fit into something. Yeah. Yeah, he says what he
- 1:14:49Speaker 1: sees on it's what he sees on social media. He's
- 1:14:51Speaker 1: trying to Yeah.
- 1:14:52Speaker 5: But this poor bastard gets left in India, right, and
- 1:14:55Speaker 5: he said he he's just kind of here.
- 1:14:57Speaker 1: He is talking about growing up in the slums.
- 1:14:59Speaker 23: You speak, left dangerous, not any people to just to
- 1:15:02Speaker 23: play around with you. But my kidneys would have been
- 1:15:04Speaker 23: removed or something. Never know, and I didn't know any better.
- 1:15:07Speaker 2: I was a kid.
- 1:15:08Speaker 23: No, I was left behind. Hire my mother in jail
- 1:15:11Speaker 23: and in Norway's already left.
- 1:15:14Speaker 1: This is what I've been saying, look, he's not bitter
- 1:15:17Speaker 1: about it. Sixteen years now he's back on the he's
- 1:15:21Speaker 1: still crying about it. There's where are my dogs at?
- 1:15:25Speaker 4: There's another kid in China that kind of sounds similar
- 1:15:28Speaker 4: because his parents were like working overseas and that's all
- 1:15:32Speaker 4: his schooling was.
- 1:15:33Speaker 1: Chinese. Yeah, Chinese.
- 1:15:35Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:15:35Speaker 1: Well, it's just weird. This guy he grew up in
- 1:15:37Speaker 1: the streets of India, but he's got this German access. Yes,
- 1:15:40Speaker 1: so that's crazy.
- 1:15:42Speaker 21: What's funny because now he's going back to India to
- 1:15:45Speaker 21: like film this this documentary about growing up there, and
- 1:15:48Speaker 21: he's real fat, yeah, and you want to picture him.
- 1:15:51Speaker 5: It's almost like a bald Jonah Hill if Jonahill never
- 1:15:54Speaker 5: got skinny.
- 1:15:54Speaker 21: Right, And so he's he's sitting around all he's like
- 1:15:56Speaker 21: super skinny Indian guys and these slums and they're like, well,
- 1:15:59Speaker 21: how are you so well? Yeah, because he spent sixteen
- 1:16:00Speaker 21: years back in Finland getting fat.
- 1:16:04Speaker 2: For lost time.
- 1:16:05Speaker 1: I'm doing it's doing, we're doing it.
- 1:16:07Speaker 6: We're enjoying it.
- 1:16:12Speaker 1: I can't feel what he show And right back to
- 1:16:15Speaker 1: Sea Bass Who. We continue on with the Week in Audio.
- 1:16:18Speaker 21: And our patented original Woody show trademark game aubabe or
- 1:16:22Speaker 21: eye roll.
- 1:16:22Speaker 1: Yes, we asked we present Greg with a story, and
- 1:16:26Speaker 1: we asked, Greg, is this an ah bed that's so
- 1:16:28Speaker 1: sweet story or is it rolling?
- 1:16:29Speaker 21: As I was like, oh, well, this elderly movie worker
- 1:16:34Speaker 21: movie theater worker in Tennessee has gotten a huge GoFundMe
- 1:16:39Speaker 21: paycheck over one hundred and forty five thousand dollars.
- 1:16:42Speaker 2: Now who she was?
- 1:16:43Speaker 1: Now how did this happen? Well, a teenager saw her.
- 1:16:47Speaker 21: And she's doing that thing that I really is sad
- 1:16:49Speaker 21: when old people have it that's super hunched over scoliosis
- 1:16:52Speaker 21: thing where they where their head is just looking at
- 1:16:53Speaker 21: the ground and so. And she's like pushing a card
- 1:16:56Speaker 21: around at a movie theater, sweeping up stuff. Teenager videoed her.
- 1:16:59Speaker 21: I said, let's ge of this woman money. And then
- 1:17:01Speaker 21: the teenager presented the old lady the money here here even.
- 1:17:05Speaker 2: Old this is a chair.
- 1:17:07Speaker 13: Now this this is gonna show you what you raised.
- 1:17:11Speaker 13: But they raised for you.
- 1:17:13Speaker 1: One for four.
- 1:17:16Speaker 22: One morning fount a nine hundred million dollars.
- 1:17:19Speaker 13: Thank you so very much to all the wonderful people.
- 1:17:22Speaker 13: And I'm overwhelmed and certainly less by my lord and
- 1:17:26Speaker 13: you a wonderful peaple.
- 1:17:28Speaker 9: Thank you.
- 1:17:28Speaker 21: That's 's before we get the verdict from Greg. That's
- 1:17:31Speaker 21: miss Mary. She's eighty five years old, works in East
- 1:17:34Speaker 21: Tennessee on forty five thousands dollars, which she got just
- 1:17:38Speaker 21: a pity money.
- 1:17:39Speaker 1: How much can she spend between now and the end
- 1:17:41Speaker 1: of her life? Probably ninety thousand dollars per day.
- 1:17:44Speaker 21: Now to be to give Greg the full story, yeah,
- 1:17:47Speaker 21: because she's got less than two days.
- 1:17:51Speaker 1: Die any day now.
- 1:17:52Speaker 21: Doesn't an eighty five year old get Social Security? Well, well,
- 1:17:55Speaker 21: apparently she's been working at that that theater for up
- 1:17:58Speaker 21: to forty five years. According to some she gets whatever
- 1:18:01Speaker 21: schedule she wants. She does does it to get out
- 1:18:04Speaker 21: of the house and keep herself busy.
- 1:18:06Speaker 1: So yeah, there you go.
- 1:18:08Speaker 21: But this teenager saw this old lady, you know, sweeping
- 1:18:10Speaker 21: up trash and decided to take pity on her. Ah
- 1:18:13Speaker 21: babe or irol for miss Mary? Uh ellen iron.
- 1:18:19Speaker 1: All right, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say IROL, and
- 1:18:23Speaker 1: I'm gonna say because while it's nice if you're the
- 1:18:27Speaker 1: old lady, it's nice, and you take it. But this
- 1:18:30Speaker 1: is clearly I think something that the girl who put
- 1:18:33Speaker 1: the whole thing together is doing for attention for herself. Sure,
- 1:18:37Speaker 1: like look at me, Look at what a nice thing
- 1:18:38Speaker 1: I did, rightly, because this woman wasn't like, she wasn't
- 1:18:41Speaker 1: in a she wasn't like the destitute. Because if you're
- 1:18:46Speaker 1: taking two seconds to hey, how you doing okay? Can
- 1:18:47Speaker 1: I help you? It's like, oh no, I like working here.
- 1:18:49Speaker 1: It's right, so I'll say irol I.
- 1:18:54Speaker 5: I was gonna say irol for a different reason that
- 1:18:56Speaker 5: she just didn't sound very excited about it.
- 1:18:59Speaker 21: Doesn't seem like a deal, right, because she's not like
- 1:19:01Speaker 21: doing it.
- 1:19:01Speaker 1: To, you know, pay for her grandchildren's camp fund.
- 1:19:03Speaker 5: Probably more confused than anything.
- 1:19:06Speaker 1: So because even when when she handed her was just
- 1:19:09Speaker 1: a print out of the total. Is this a check? Yeah,
- 1:19:13Speaker 1: the whole thing was just not extra. Starts on budding
- 1:19:15Speaker 1: her shirt and taking her teeth out, like, well, I
- 1:19:19Speaker 1: guess I supposed to do for this? Please, I'm gonna
- 1:19:23Speaker 1: say irol.
- 1:19:25Speaker 4: Iroll menace, I'm gonna go I roll, just because yeah,
- 1:19:29Speaker 4: the money is just the habit. It's not like oh
- 1:19:32Speaker 4: now you can stop working here, or like, hey, we're
- 1:19:35Speaker 4: gonna help fix.
- 1:19:36Speaker 1: Your back with this money.
- 1:19:37Speaker 21: She says, she's like a church. As you can hear God,
- 1:19:39Speaker 21: she's a church leads, probably just donated to the church.
- 1:19:41Speaker 6: Whatever they said waste irol iro, Yeah, irol because it's
- 1:19:48Speaker 6: more mean than anything. She didn't know anything about this
- 1:19:52Speaker 6: old lady. You just went like, your life looks sad,
- 1:19:54Speaker 6: we should get you.
- 1:19:55Speaker 1: Some strangers feel free to be mean to me.
- 1:19:59Speaker 3: Yeah, I would never.
- 1:20:00Speaker 1: I would never consider this to be mean. I would
- 1:20:01Speaker 1: wonder what the motive was like again, is it pity me?
- 1:20:06Speaker 13: Right?
- 1:20:07Speaker 1: All right? So Greg Glory, ah babeor I roll?
- 1:20:09Speaker 2: So overall, I think well Gina nailed one part and
- 1:20:12Speaker 2: Sammy nailed the other. Eye roll because it's I wouldn't
- 1:20:16Speaker 2: say it's mean, but it's borders on patronizing. Yeah, because
- 1:20:20Speaker 2: you're just like you said, you look at this woman
- 1:20:22Speaker 2: and you just assume she needs this money. And number two,
- 1:20:25Speaker 2: what Gina said. Her reaction it was it was like
- 1:20:28Speaker 2: a Jeopardy champion, like, cool, your four day total is
- 1:20:31Speaker 2: seven hundred top Yeah, you know, And she read the amount.
- 1:20:36Speaker 2: If I were her and I read that amount, I'd
- 1:20:38Speaker 2: be like, are you affing kidding me?
- 1:20:40Speaker 1: Oh my god? I did, And she's like, I'm taking
- 1:20:43Speaker 1: my teeth.
- 1:20:45Speaker 21: She's an old lady who's in these Tennessee. She's not
- 1:20:47Speaker 21: doesn't see one hundred and forty five grand every day, right,
- 1:20:50Speaker 21: And her.
- 1:20:50Speaker 1: Reaction was ass.
- 1:20:53Speaker 2: It was it was anti climactic, it wasn't really exciting,
- 1:20:56Speaker 2: it wasn't emotional.
- 1:20:58Speaker 1: The original video it was just hers sweeping.
- 1:21:00Speaker 21: And then the girl who posted this little eighteen year
- 1:21:02Speaker 21: older whoever posted it with put like some like Chris
- 1:21:04Speaker 21: Table the song someday.
- 1:21:06Speaker 1: When world.
- 1:21:09Speaker 2: It doesn't hit you in the fields at all?
- 1:21:11Speaker 21: She oh, she oversold it sure this week and audio
- 1:21:14Speaker 21: all right, uh oh, let's speaking of someone who's retiring,
- 1:21:17Speaker 21: who is going to be very happy and definitely deserves it.
- 1:21:20Speaker 21: The guy, that Less guy from Inside Edition, the guy
- 1:21:23Speaker 21: who does the voice over what he's retiring.
- 1:21:26Speaker 1: No, I love that guy. Here's the announcement.
- 1:21:29Speaker 7: Less is called Inside Edition home for twenty six years.
- 1:21:32Speaker 5: He brought the world into your living room with a style.
- 1:21:35Speaker 1: All his own. And that's Less Trent, and we love him.
- 1:21:42Speaker 21: We played his clips for years because he has this
- 1:21:45Speaker 21: kind of over the top announcer voice.
- 1:21:47Speaker 1: Here he comes, an escaped bull charges into a restaurant
- 1:21:52Speaker 1: in China, tossing this poor guy.
- 1:21:54Speaker 17: In the air.
- 1:21:56Speaker 1: He doesn't even sound that old. N years just with
- 1:22:00Speaker 1: Inside edition.
- 1:22:01Speaker 13: Wow.
- 1:22:01Speaker 1: Yeah, all the greats are retiring all right? P yeah
- 1:22:07Speaker 1: we lost Jim Donovan recently from it'd be like whoever
- 1:22:10Speaker 1: does the TMZ voice?
- 1:22:12Speaker 3: Oh?
- 1:22:12Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, Less is sixty five years young? Yeah, wow,
- 1:22:19Speaker 1: doesn't sound Yeah, it doesn't sound that old. I mean,
- 1:22:21Speaker 1: I'm sure he wouldn't mind doing some voiceover for the
- 1:22:22Speaker 1: Woody Show?
- 1:22:24Speaker 20: Is he on?
- 1:22:25Speaker 9: Uh?
- 1:22:26Speaker 1: Is he on? Cameo? I think we probably get hold.
- 1:22:29Speaker 1: I mean this is for the Woody Show. It beats
- 1:22:31Speaker 1: sweeping up popcorn a right? This weekend audio a Woody
- 1:22:34Speaker 1: Show original game. What's this noise? If you hear this
- 1:22:37Speaker 1: in any other radio station, they are committing a trademark
- 1:22:39Speaker 1: and copyright.
- 1:22:39Speaker 21: Fraud and ye suit that's right. All right, Here is
- 1:22:42Speaker 21: the long so feel here to jump in at any point.
- 1:22:44Speaker 1: What's this noise? What is this noise? I think a
- 1:22:58Speaker 1: bird sounds making contest. Yeah, yeah, like that like the
- 1:23:04Speaker 1: ball one She's This is actually a very famous bird
- 1:23:07Speaker 1: sound making boy, Sam Henderson. He does like fifty different
- 1:23:10Speaker 1: birds and does a really good job. One kid, that
- 1:23:13Speaker 1: was one kid. He's autistic, right, eleven years old?
- 1:23:17Speaker 21: Autistic and Tourett's and apparently allegedly purportedly he started making
- 1:23:21Speaker 21: bird sounds before he could talk, based on you know,
- 1:23:24Speaker 21: due to his condition.
- 1:23:25Speaker 1: He did like a big presentation in front of the
- 1:23:26Speaker 1: whole school, right, and he was like he had stuffed
- 1:23:29Speaker 1: animals for like each one, like different stuffed versions of
- 1:23:32Speaker 1: whatever the bird is. He's been he's been doing. Maybe
- 1:23:35Speaker 1: he was raised by birds?
- 1:23:36Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 1:23:37Speaker 1: Maybe is he on cameo?
- 1:23:39Speaker 12: Uh?
- 1:23:39Speaker 1: He probably could be here. He is cleaning up at
- 1:23:42Speaker 1: the end whole like care. That's that's all big, this
- 1:23:54Speaker 1: little kid, thanks the crowd about of talent. The crowd
- 1:23:57Speaker 1: loves him, crushed it.
- 1:23:59Speaker 2: Nobody handing him a hundred.
- 1:24:03Speaker 1: I could see him be on a GT this summer. Yeah,
- 1:24:07Speaker 1: that's right, get the golden buzzer, all right. This week
- 1:24:10Speaker 1: in audio, Ora, what's this sound here? All right? So
- 1:24:13Speaker 1: what is this sound?
- 1:24:22Speaker 14: Me?
- 1:24:22Speaker 21: After ingesting cream sauce of any kind? Shrimp scampy, after
- 1:24:27Speaker 21: some shrimp scampy. Okay, that's one good guess.
- 1:24:28Speaker 1: I'm gonna go. Volcano. I think I know what it is.
- 1:24:32Speaker 1: It's kind of a big story. Yeah, thanks, great, it's
- 1:24:35Speaker 1: the week in audio Greg. Was there a volcano this week? Jeez?
- 1:24:39Speaker 8: Yeah, that's a media a yeah, yes, that is the
- 1:24:42Speaker 8: media that exploded over the northeast area of US slash
- 1:24:46Speaker 8: Southern Canada crashed I think in the Hudson Bay somewhere
- 1:24:49Speaker 8: or somewhere around there, so you can't go pick up
- 1:24:50Speaker 8: pieces unfortunately.
- 1:24:51Speaker 1: Man as loud as hell. Yeah, yeah, I thought it
- 1:24:55Speaker 1: was like a building mplosion on Link in Vegas. There's
- 1:24:57Speaker 1: a week it was a five five point six for
- 1:25:00Speaker 1: a time. Meteor landed in Cape Cod Base. So that's
- 1:25:03Speaker 1: good thing that went landed there, not elsewhere. Give us
- 1:25:06Speaker 1: one more. What's that sound? Okay, here you go. This
- 1:25:08Speaker 1: is al menace. You already know the answer on this.
- 1:25:11Speaker 2: So be quiet.
- 1:25:12Speaker 1: Let everybody else guess on this. Let us have our fun. Yeah,
- 1:25:15Speaker 1: all right, what is this sound? Bird? Kid again? Henderson?
- 1:25:29Speaker 1: Can you do it? Warmar time? Someone screaming?
- 1:25:33Speaker 5: Yeah, somebody getting their hand or clothes like caught in
- 1:25:36Speaker 5: a chopper of some kind, like a conveyor belt.
- 1:25:40Speaker 1: Because the way it cuts off.
- 1:25:43Speaker 7: Oh, is it someone falling through.
- 1:25:47Speaker 1: Through the manhole?
- 1:25:49Speaker 9: Oh?
- 1:25:50Speaker 3: Lady?
- 1:25:50Speaker 1: Who in New York? Or like the doors opened on
- 1:25:54Speaker 1: the sidewalk and the access to you know that goes
- 1:25:56Speaker 1: underneath the building. The cross seller?
- 1:25:59Speaker 4: Who so do you think none of them, none of
- 1:26:02Speaker 4: what is it close? Because it is Kim Kardashian falling
- 1:26:06Speaker 4: off a bike.
- 1:26:08Speaker 21: She was biking around New York with her new boyfriend
- 1:26:10Speaker 21: Menas's old boyfriend Lewis Hamilton f one driver.
- 1:26:13Speaker 1: Yeah, and apparently she can't and they're videotaping it and
- 1:26:16Speaker 1: she like crashed into his bike. And that's how.
- 1:26:21Speaker 5: She sounds like when she said, yeah, yeah.
- 1:26:23Speaker 1: What Well, I mean, I hope she's okay. Yeah, I
- 1:26:29Speaker 1: mean that's my concern. Yeah, it's health insurance. I hope
- 1:26:32Speaker 1: she's medical a Yeah, quick break and we'll come back
- 1:26:36Speaker 1: more of the weekend. I will wrap that up eight seven,
- 1:26:38Speaker 1: seven forty four. Woody text us over to two two
- 1:26:41Speaker 1: nine eighty seven show back in the mid show, and
- 1:26:49Speaker 1: let's wrap up this week in audio. A brand new
- 1:26:53Speaker 1: original game Hero or Heinous or Heinous another Greggory based
- 1:26:59Speaker 1: game where we play some audio for Greg and he
- 1:27:01Speaker 1: tells us is this person a hero or are they Heinous?
- 1:27:05Speaker 21: It is a infielder, Hannah Well. She plays for the
- 1:27:09Speaker 21: Texas softball team. World series of that going on right now,
- 1:27:12Speaker 21: I think, And this ESPN reporter shares a fun fact
- 1:27:16Speaker 21: about one of Hannah's superstisiens.
- 1:27:19Speaker 24: She has a superstition dating back to childhood that if
- 1:27:22Speaker 24: she sees a ladybug, she eats it for good luck,
- 1:27:26Speaker 24: swallows it hole. And so I was told that at
- 1:27:28Speaker 24: the SEC tournament in Kentucky she had a nice home
- 1:27:32Speaker 24: run and she had ingested a ladybug before that.
- 1:27:35Speaker 1: So this is a superstition. This on two different sources
- 1:27:38Speaker 1: in that Texas.
- 1:27:38Speaker 21: Dugout nice, I mean hero av right, because Greg never
- 1:27:42Speaker 21: works he hates lady bugs.
- 1:27:44Speaker 1: But and she actually touches them, not only with her hand,
- 1:27:48Speaker 1: but then puts it in her mouth, and she that's
- 1:27:50Speaker 1: one less ladybug. Yeah, that's that's a good way to
- 1:27:52Speaker 1: look at it. One less lonely girl. Mm hmmm huh.
- 1:27:55Speaker 5: But still, that's the beyond Hanus.
- 1:27:58Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he's gonna say heinous for sure, right he
- 1:28:00Speaker 1: supports them.
- 1:28:02Speaker 2: Yeah, there's yea beyond Venus. Yeah you got heinous. And
- 1:28:06Speaker 2: then there's the valley. It's beyond the valley of Hens.
- 1:28:09Speaker 2: Beyond so go to go to and then a deep
- 1:28:14Speaker 2: vale going way beyond that valley of Hens.
- 1:28:16Speaker 1: Yeah, that's where it is. This weekend audio.
- 1:28:19Speaker 21: All right, this one, I know I already know what
- 1:28:21Speaker 21: the reaction is going to be in the room, but
- 1:28:22Speaker 21: I want to go ahead, let it play out. This
- 1:28:24Speaker 21: is a man who was attacked in Michigan. This is
- 1:28:27Speaker 21: from a w D Channel eight. A group of rowdy
- 1:28:31Speaker 21: teens showed up at his house late at night because
- 1:28:34Speaker 21: he is on the sex offender list.
- 1:28:37Speaker 1: Here's what happened.
- 1:28:38Speaker 22: I had a sexual relationship with a young girl of thirteen. Again,
- 1:28:43Speaker 22: I was nineteen year old. That was being very, very
- 1:28:48Speaker 22: stupid and selfish.
- 1:28:49Speaker 15: He says he dated the girl for a year or
- 1:28:52Speaker 15: so before her dad found out, which led to a
- 1:28:55Speaker 15: felony charge, a guilty plea less than a year in jail,
- 1:28:58Speaker 15: and placement on the sex registry.
- 1:29:01Speaker 22: One of them stated that the people on the registry
- 1:29:05Speaker 22: need to be done, and that's when my wife said enough.
- 1:29:09Speaker 22: The guy that the kid that was staying on the
- 1:29:11Speaker 22: left is the one that b'siled me with a hit
- 1:29:15Speaker 22: to the head.
- 1:29:16Speaker 21: So, yeah, about thirty years ago, he did what he
- 1:29:18Speaker 21: said he did. He was nineteen dating a thirteen year old,
- 1:29:20Speaker 21: spent some time. But now these kids, because you're on
- 1:29:23Speaker 21: it for life, and you can look up in your
- 1:29:25Speaker 21: area around you and say, oh there's one.
- 1:29:29Speaker 1: What's fueling this is this is a new hot thing
- 1:29:31Speaker 1: on some yeah medics.
- 1:29:32Speaker 21: Now that that was part of the larger news report
- 1:29:35Speaker 21: is predator hunter channels are enormous nowadays.
- 1:29:38Speaker 1: So these kids see that they're popular, so they just
- 1:29:40Speaker 1: want to do it for social media, not because they
- 1:29:42Speaker 1: think it's oh uh this guy is you know and
- 1:29:45Speaker 1: you don't know anything moral. Yeah, just driven by a
- 1:29:48Speaker 1: desire to be famous or get clicks or yeah.
- 1:29:50Speaker 21: And it's unassailable, like he was a sex predator. I
- 1:29:54Speaker 21: don't care how when or how long ago, or if
- 1:29:56Speaker 21: he served his time or whatever.
- 1:29:58Speaker 1: Yeah, he deserves to die.
- 1:30:00Speaker 2: Because thirty years ago he did a lot of uh
- 1:30:02Speaker 2: what a lot of actors and singers did too, and.
- 1:30:05Speaker 1: Saying about.
- 1:30:09Speaker 21: So now I'm still waiting for what he to ring
- 1:30:11Speaker 21: it on this one because you know how he likes
- 1:30:13Speaker 21: to be mister hardcore. What like, what do you mean, Well,
- 1:30:16Speaker 21: you're you've any time any thing like this comes up,
- 1:30:19Speaker 21: you're like, yeah, he deserves it.
- 1:30:20Speaker 1: Whatever, Well he went to jail, Okay, he went to jail. Debt,
- 1:30:23Speaker 1: Yeah he did, he did his time. Whatever, Now if
- 1:30:27Speaker 1: he somehow like if it if it just came out
- 1:30:29Speaker 1: like he had just done this and someone got to
- 1:30:32Speaker 1: him before the police got to him.
- 1:30:34Speaker 3: Whatever.
- 1:30:34Speaker 21: I guess they got to him before before the cops
- 1:30:37Speaker 21: got to him. About thirty years later, married with kids.
- 1:30:39Speaker 3: You know.
- 1:30:39Speaker 1: Yeah, I no, that he did was very stupid. Yeah,
- 1:30:41Speaker 1: the guy, the guy, I'm not saying he's a good person,
- 1:30:44Speaker 1: but he went to jail. He was there was just
- 1:30:47Speaker 1: like he was brought to justice and he doesn't. I
- 1:30:49Speaker 1: don't know how this plays in And also because it
- 1:30:52Speaker 1: wasn't again, it wasn't because these kids necessarily had any
- 1:30:56Speaker 1: kind of I mean, I'm sure they do possibly have,
- 1:30:58Speaker 1: you know, an issue with that kind of stuff. Most
- 1:31:00Speaker 1: people do, but it's not that wasn't their motivation for
- 1:31:02Speaker 1: doing it. They were just play.
- 1:31:03Speaker 21: They're probably screwing around on that website, which I've correct
- 1:31:05Speaker 21: my friends before. Yeah, yeah, yeah, correct. And let this
- 1:31:09Speaker 21: be a lesson to all, you know, good teens. You know,
- 1:31:12Speaker 21: he's he can't he's a fellow and he can't own
- 1:31:13Speaker 21: a gun, but his wife might or he might have
- 1:31:16Speaker 21: a baseball bat, or he might have a knife. And
- 1:31:18Speaker 21: when he defends himself, when you're when you're cold cocking
- 1:31:20Speaker 21: up the side of the head. Yeah, Also that's on
- 1:31:22Speaker 21: you that.
- 1:31:22Speaker 1: Also would have been justified. That also would have been justified.
- 1:31:25Speaker 1: Do I care this guy got hit in the head. No,
- 1:31:27Speaker 1: I don't, necessari days, No, I don't. I don't care
- 1:31:30Speaker 1: that he got hit in the head. But I you know,
- 1:31:32Speaker 1: question the same thing that you brought up, Like, the
- 1:31:34Speaker 1: reason they're doing is not because justice wasn't served or
- 1:31:38Speaker 1: or for anything other than they just wanted to have
- 1:31:40Speaker 1: some social media you know, shine.
- 1:31:42Speaker 5: Also, I don't know exactly how this factors in, but
- 1:31:45Speaker 5: just as an observation, it doesn't seem super smart.
- 1:31:49Speaker 1: You could tell he got hit in the head.
- 1:31:50Speaker 21: Yeah, but you're also you're hitting on something to a
- 1:31:53Speaker 21: lot of these people that do that kind of stuff
- 1:31:55Speaker 21: aren't all there to begin with. You kind of like
- 1:31:57Speaker 21: you see it when they do catch these premising they're
- 1:32:00Speaker 21: kind of they're kind of slow adults at which is
- 1:32:03Speaker 21: not an excuse, not a good reason at the rabbit,
- 1:32:05Speaker 21: but it plays into Yeah, one more clip for this
- 1:32:08Speaker 21: weekend audio. All right, menace, where needs your help on
- 1:32:11Speaker 21: this one? And this guy his menace excuse generator. He
- 1:32:13Speaker 21: was Anomish Snowhomish county excuse me, Washington. This guy left
- 1:32:18Speaker 21: the bar he was kicked out of a bar. They
- 1:32:19Speaker 21: saw him get in his car and drive away, so
- 1:32:21Speaker 21: they called the Cops's dumb right, he crashed into like
- 1:32:24Speaker 21: a bush somewhere and hid in the bush.
- 1:32:27Speaker 1: Okay, cops showed up, and this was his excuse on today.
- 1:32:31Speaker 17: Nothing.
- 1:32:32Speaker 1: Why are we hiding in the bushes? I mean, why
- 1:32:34Speaker 1: you guys out here? Are you telling me?
- 1:32:38Speaker 9: I don't know?
- 1:32:38Speaker 1: Is it funny? Well, I I just.
- 1:32:41Speaker 3: Don't like I understand why you guys are out here.
- 1:32:44Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like you know why we're here.
- 1:32:47Speaker 1: You're hiding in the bushes is kind of weird.
- 1:32:49Speaker 10: Yeah, well yeah, sure, okay, so why are we hiding
- 1:32:51Speaker 10: in the bushes?
- 1:32:52Speaker 1: It doesn't matter, It doesn't matter. That's why I'm here,
- 1:32:56Speaker 1: I said better, bigger question is why are you out here?
- 1:33:01Speaker 1: I'm in the bush. Why are you even talking to me?
- 1:33:04Speaker 1: I flipping it back on her. Yeah, Well, because I'm
- 1:33:08Speaker 1: a cop and my job is to be out patrolling.
- 1:33:11Speaker 1: Right now, I'm just patrolling this particular area. I see
- 1:33:13Speaker 1: a guy in a bush. Why a car over there crash?
- 1:33:19Speaker 1: But why are you even are you even talking to me?
- 1:33:21Speaker 1: I don't know why he didn't hit her with the
- 1:33:23Speaker 1: I'm taking a dumb real quick something. Yeah, I was sleepy,
- 1:33:26Speaker 1: I was tired. Yeah, taking that ish. Well, there you go.
- 1:33:29Speaker 1: That's a this week in aut lot of fun games.
- 1:33:33Speaker 5: Yeah, tell me games.
- 1:33:35Speaker 1: We're gonna see a quick break. We got some more
- 1:33:36Speaker 1: Woody Show. Next, we're gonna be joined by t O
- 1:33:39Speaker 1: Tim DJ Tim Martinez.
- 1:33:45Speaker 13: Show.
- 1:33:47Speaker 1: All right, Tom Stretch, final hour of the Woodies Show.
- 1:33:51Speaker 1: Here on this throw back Thursday, Greg Dennis, there's Gina
- 1:33:56Speaker 1: grand we got Sea Mass, we got Sammy. Jeff g
- 1:34:00Speaker 1: is here, and ladies and gentlemen, we have another guest
- 1:34:05Speaker 1: in the studio, as we always do around this time
- 1:34:07Speaker 1: on a throwback Thursday. He is the Pride of Pacoima, California.
- 1:34:12Speaker 1: He is a senior vice president managing partner of Club
- 1:34:14Speaker 1: Turn Up El Presidente TiO two d J Tim Martinez,
- 1:34:24Speaker 1: how are you, sir? What is up Woody Show dude.
- 1:34:27Speaker 1: We're getting a lot of great feedback on this this
- 1:34:30Speaker 1: t O Tim Idea. We started running with all of
- 1:34:32Speaker 1: a sudden over the last couple of weeks. So Jeff
- 1:34:36Speaker 1: g has questions and then what we try to do
- 1:34:39Speaker 1: is guess what your answer will be. And I went
- 1:34:42Speaker 1: out and I bought these fancy little white boys running
- 1:34:48Speaker 1: game show. Well, we use them, we use them for
- 1:34:52Speaker 1: the dumbass spelling bee uh huh. And they really they've
- 1:34:55Speaker 1: already they've already paid for themselves. It's a great investment.
- 1:34:58Speaker 1: It's great. So because what we'd like to try to
- 1:35:01Speaker 1: match answers. All right, So Jeff will have the question.
- 1:35:04Speaker 1: We'll write down our answers, and then too, Tim, he
- 1:35:08Speaker 1: will uh, he will tell us what he thinks. Now,
- 1:35:11Speaker 1: people have been suggesting questions. You can send those over
- 1:35:14Speaker 1: on the text over to two to ninety seven. If
- 1:35:16Speaker 1: you got a good question you like to have answered
- 1:35:17Speaker 1: for a round of too, Tim. And then also you
- 1:35:21Speaker 1: can send us an email email at the Woodi Show
- 1:35:23Speaker 1: dot com. All Right, you ready to go, Tim, and
- 1:35:25Speaker 1: then we'll go up in the club. All right, teo Tim.
- 1:35:28Speaker 1: Question number one, Jeff, G what you got too, Tim?
- 1:35:31Speaker 19: When Mexican people want to go to a white people restaurant,
- 1:35:35Speaker 19: which restaurant do they go to?
- 1:35:37Speaker 1: Oh? I got this.
- 1:35:40Speaker 3: I do you know?
- 1:35:41Speaker 1: I have a couple of I have a answers. Okay,
- 1:35:44Speaker 1: all right, all right, got it? Okay, all right, now
- 1:35:51Speaker 1: you're writing down your answer to right, Tim, I wrote
- 1:35:54Speaker 1: it down. You write it down, all right, and we're
- 1:35:56Speaker 1: just picking one.
- 1:35:57Speaker 25: Yeah, okay, yeah, okay, which I don't know if i'd like,
- 1:36:01Speaker 25: I like to have like an honorable mention, Gina, your
- 1:36:07Speaker 25: answer when.
- 1:36:08Speaker 5: You're here, your family, olive garden, olive garden.
- 1:36:12Speaker 1: Okay, Greg Gory, I also have all of.
- 1:36:17Speaker 3: The garden.
- 1:36:18Speaker 1: Menace. Denny is my second choice. That's a good one.
- 1:36:22Speaker 1: I thought about Denny's. I considered Denny's. What did you
- 1:36:24Speaker 1: write down?
- 1:36:25Speaker 14: Said?
- 1:36:25Speaker 1: Chili's, Chili's, Chili's, Applebee's another, uh ever down? Cheesecake factory,
- 1:36:33Speaker 1: cheesecake factory. What'd you write down? Jeff g Olive?
- 1:36:41Speaker 4: All right?
- 1:36:43Speaker 1: Now, are any of us right?
- 1:36:46Speaker 3: Yes?
- 1:36:47Speaker 1: Really? Yes, Tim, I have a connection with somebody. Tim,
- 1:36:50Speaker 1: hold it up, Chili, Sammy, what's what's your go to
- 1:36:58Speaker 1: a chili's? Which chilies can I it's it's somewhat of
- 1:37:01Speaker 1: not not a cheat, you know what I mean? Because
- 1:37:02Speaker 1: I mean it is it's Southwest, so there's some Yeah.
- 1:37:06Speaker 1: I mean we were talking about, like, what's the whitest
- 1:37:08Speaker 1: thing on the menu at a Mexican restaurant. Somebody said fididas.
- 1:37:11Speaker 1: The chili is known for the fihidas. You know, things
- 1:37:15Speaker 1: like that but yeah, text mes is different, but half
- 1:37:19Speaker 1: of text mex is mex I mean great great apps,
- 1:37:27Speaker 1: like you know, you know what they changed at Chili's
- 1:37:33Speaker 1: They used to the because they would do nachos differently.
- 1:37:37Speaker 1: It was almost like individual chips, and on top of
- 1:37:40Speaker 1: each individual chip they would put like some refried beans
- 1:37:43Speaker 1: and then they melt cheese over the top with all
- 1:37:45Speaker 1: the other stuff, right, and then they bake them. Basically,
- 1:37:49Speaker 1: you know, they changed them up. It was just a
- 1:37:52Speaker 1: pile of chips. It's not the same, and it's it's
- 1:37:54Speaker 1: not nearly as good. I mean most deleted, but sadly
- 1:37:59Speaker 1: all right, next question for Tim, all right, deal Tim,
- 1:38:03Speaker 1: what is the most famous movie about Mexicans? Could be
- 1:38:06Speaker 1: in Mexican celebrity, maybe culture.
- 1:38:08Speaker 2: Easy, lifestyle?
- 1:38:11Speaker 1: Okay, easy, most famous movie having to do with Mexicans?
- 1:38:17Speaker 1: So sorry, are we talking like about one person? Are
- 1:38:21Speaker 1: we talking just in general? Could be about one person
- 1:38:24Speaker 1: in general?
- 1:38:26Speaker 3: All right?
- 1:38:27Speaker 1: I have a I have a guess and mine has
- 1:38:31Speaker 1: to be right. I have a guess, and I think
- 1:38:33Speaker 1: mine has to be right as well. But I have
- 1:38:34Speaker 1: I have some reasoning behind it. I have to But whatever,
- 1:38:38Speaker 1: I get two, that's okay, I got it, all right,
- 1:38:42Speaker 1: all right, I have to you gotta pick one menace
- 1:38:46Speaker 1: now you did, Okay, everybody write theres down. Okay, I'll
- 1:38:50Speaker 1: start this one. I wrote Lebamba, and I'll tell you what,
- 1:38:53Speaker 1: because Tim is the pridect. You were gonna say Tim,
- 1:38:58Speaker 1: you already wrote your down right, Okay, Okay, So like
- 1:39:01Speaker 1: he's the pride to he's from Pacoima. Else is from
- 1:39:03Speaker 1: Pacoimachie Richie Ballons, right, and so also, you know, big movie,
- 1:39:09Speaker 1: great for the culture, you know, celebrating a big, a
- 1:39:12Speaker 1: big hero in the community. So for all those reasons,
- 1:39:16Speaker 1: I said LaBamba Gina grad all right, Greg Gory my third,
- 1:39:22Speaker 1: the love Bomba. All right, you were caught between two.
- 1:39:25Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll say the one that I didn't write down
- 1:39:28Speaker 4: was my Crazy Life. But I put blood in blood Out,
- 1:39:31Speaker 4: blood and blood.
- 1:39:34Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not familiar with blood in blood Out. It's
- 1:39:37Speaker 1: very famous.
- 1:39:39Speaker 3: You should watch it.
- 1:39:41Speaker 6: So I almost said Lebamba like everyone else, but I
- 1:39:44Speaker 6: went with Selena.
- 1:39:47Speaker 1: Also clutch. Okay, Jeff g It's not my first or
- 1:39:51Speaker 1: my last. Is Labomba quote the Great Bob Yeah yeah,
- 1:39:56Speaker 1: me and Greg and cartoons bl buzzards drawn all the
- 1:40:06Speaker 1: characters buzz buzzer. I just you know what's funny. I
- 1:40:10Speaker 1: just rewatched LaBamba last week. I hadn't I hadn't seen
- 1:40:15Speaker 1: it literally since the time. What's the what's you know?
- 1:40:18Speaker 1: What's the actor's name? We played Richie's brother, Bob? What's
- 1:40:21Speaker 1: his name name? What's his name? I literally forgot it?
- 1:40:29Speaker 5: Thank you.
- 1:40:31Speaker 1: She knows she's pretaying that she doesn't know. It was No,
- 1:40:33Speaker 1: it was she was.
- 1:40:34Speaker 15: She was.
- 1:40:35Speaker 1: She was the queen of the of the fan club.
- 1:40:37Speaker 5: Therefore, Morales was on the tip of my tinguetes.
- 1:40:40Speaker 1: Let's put it that way. Yeah, all right, I let
- 1:40:44Speaker 1: all of you down, my guy. That was the second out.
- 1:40:55Speaker 1: My second was blood and blood out.
- 1:40:58Speaker 5: So I mean, come on, Manma never crossed your mind.
- 1:41:03Speaker 1: So take that back. Obama did.
- 1:41:08Speaker 26: But if that's why I asked, Jeff was like, are
- 1:41:10Speaker 26: we talking like single one person out?
- 1:41:13Speaker 1: Are we talking? I let the kind I let my
- 1:41:18Speaker 1: hometown down. Damn all right, one more question, Yes, this
- 1:41:24Speaker 1: is the final one. How many is too many baby mamas?
- 1:41:27Speaker 1: All right? Everybody has their limit. How many has too
- 1:41:31Speaker 1: many baby mamas? All right? Okay, I got my I
- 1:41:35Speaker 1: got my answer, round down? All right, you got yours?
- 1:41:41Speaker 2: Got there.
- 1:41:41Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, menace he first I put three three.
- 1:41:46Speaker 1: I have a lot of friends with two, and then
- 1:41:48Speaker 1: once they hit three, that guy has a problem. Yeah, yeah, alright,
- 1:41:54Speaker 1: Greg Gory, I don't know why I put four four, Wow,
- 1:41:57Speaker 1: all right, wow, I put no such thing. I just
- 1:42:05Speaker 1: noticed how he did the little board decorated Sammy.
- 1:42:09Speaker 7: I went with four as well.
- 1:42:10Speaker 1: Four. I put one, like any more than one is
- 1:42:15Speaker 1: too much? Yeah, because like the hassle. And also I'm
- 1:42:19Speaker 1: kind of thinking, like from the perspective of Tim, well,
- 1:42:22Speaker 1: like I don't think Tim would have the patience for
- 1:42:24Speaker 1: more than no ways for one for sure, like when
- 1:42:29Speaker 1: when Veronica ends up divorcing me, I am so, Jeff,
- 1:42:38Speaker 1: would you also put three?
- 1:42:39Speaker 2: Three?
- 1:42:40Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 1:42:40Speaker 1: Three, because you got to figure like if you break
- 1:42:42Speaker 1: up with one, you get another one that's two. Yeah,
- 1:42:45Speaker 1: you know, so that's about right.
- 1:42:46Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 1:42:47Speaker 1: Yeah, three is max?
- 1:42:49Speaker 4: All right, Tim, No more than two, man, I think
- 1:42:55Speaker 4: that's I mean, my buddies have the hack where you
- 1:42:58Speaker 4: have one baby mama that's in Mexico, so they're not
- 1:43:00Speaker 4: like in the same city.
- 1:43:02Speaker 1: You know, you have a separate family. I feel you
- 1:43:07Speaker 1: send some money every so often. That the hack, Yeah,
- 1:43:11Speaker 1: the hack well, look, if you have a question for
- 1:43:16Speaker 1: a future round of Too Tim, you can send us
- 1:43:18Speaker 1: on the text over to two to nine eight seven.
- 1:43:22Speaker 1: You can also send us a question through the email
- 1:43:25Speaker 1: email at what he Show dot com or through social
- 1:43:26Speaker 1: media any means uh. And then you know Jeff is
- 1:43:28Speaker 1: collecting these and he's been doing a really good job
- 1:43:30Speaker 1: of selecting the questions for us for the first couple
- 1:43:33Speaker 1: of weeks here of this really good. Are you able
- 1:43:35Speaker 1: to share the follow up from one of our other
- 1:43:39Speaker 1: Tim questions? Because ye where you and you and your
- 1:43:43Speaker 1: wife got into the argument and with your daughter because
- 1:43:47Speaker 1: the question was, say, like Tim, let's say your daughter
- 1:43:50Speaker 1: got pregnant. The question was, let's say your daughter got pregnant,
- 1:43:55Speaker 1: And the question was like she's living with you. Do
- 1:43:58Speaker 1: you let the baby daddy the boyfriend? Do you let
- 1:44:01Speaker 1: him move in?
- 1:44:02Speaker 3: Bro?
- 1:44:03Speaker 1: Save yourself dog? No, he already answered the question. He
- 1:44:06Speaker 1: answered the question.
- 1:44:07Speaker 3: No, he did.
- 1:44:08Speaker 1: But you want to recap the guess who heard it?
- 1:44:11Speaker 1: His wife and his daughter. And so this led to
- 1:44:14Speaker 1: a discussion at the at the Martinez household. So I
- 1:44:17Speaker 1: went home. I went home.
- 1:44:18Speaker 26: They're like, so we heard we heard you on the
- 1:44:20Speaker 26: Woody Show and I was like, oh, okay, cool, like
- 1:44:22Speaker 26: you literally never.
- 1:44:22Speaker 3: Listened, but I'm glad.
- 1:44:24Speaker 1: I'm glad you listened today. And she was like, are
- 1:44:27Speaker 1: you kidding? If Laura got pregnant, you wouldn't let her
- 1:44:30Speaker 1: boyfriend live with us? And I was like hell no,
- 1:44:32Speaker 1: and it was like, absolutely would we would allow that?
- 1:44:35Speaker 26: And Wood he actually said that last week when we
- 1:44:38Speaker 26: talked about it, and I was like, that is not happening,
- 1:44:42Speaker 26: and she was like, no, it is.
- 1:44:44Speaker 1: Was starting in a complete argument, and I was like over.
- 1:44:47Speaker 12: A hypothetical, hypothetical hypothetical, and I was like, hey, let's
- 1:44:50Speaker 12: make this easy, like seriously, like if this actually happens
- 1:44:54Speaker 12: and he wants to move in, all three of you
- 1:44:57Speaker 12: can move out.
- 1:44:59Speaker 1: Like literally, that didn't go either. She's no business. She
- 1:45:04Speaker 1: was like, dude, you're out of your mind. This is
- 1:45:06Speaker 1: our daughter. And I was like, but he ain't my son.
- 1:45:08Speaker 5: Yeah, right, give a penny, take a penny, you leave
- 1:45:11Speaker 5: and let him move in.
- 1:45:12Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, Well let's uh, let's flip the script. What
- 1:45:16Speaker 1: if your what if what if your son got a
- 1:45:19Speaker 1: girl pregnant? Would you allow the girl gets kicked out
- 1:45:21Speaker 1: of her house? Like okay, and do you let do
- 1:45:25Speaker 1: you let the girl come live at your place so
- 1:45:27Speaker 1: she does get kicked out of her house?
- 1:45:28Speaker 3: Yeah, I got you, I got you.
- 1:45:34Speaker 1: She's car she's carried my son's kid. Come on, let's
- 1:45:41Speaker 1: go home today. I need to sleep at somebody's house tonight.
- 1:45:47Speaker 1: That's you're You're always welcome to the house.
- 1:45:50Speaker 3: Let's go up.
- 1:45:50Speaker 1: They all right, Temar, what are we going with?
- 1:45:57Speaker 3: All right?
- 1:45:57Speaker 26: We're going uh in of the announcement of the iHeartRadio
- 1:46:02Speaker 26: Music Festival.
- 1:46:03Speaker 1: All right, we are doing Snoop Dogg drop it like
- 1:46:05Speaker 1: It's Hot up in the Clerb throw back Thursday. It's
- 1:46:11Speaker 1: the why show up in the clurb. iHeartRadio Music Festival
- 1:46:18Speaker 1: performer Snoop Dogg drop it like It's hot You Tim
- 1:46:21Speaker 1: DJ Martinez, who will be with us at the Woody
- 1:46:23Speaker 1: Show prom on Saturday. Everything's coming together because Tim has
- 1:46:27Speaker 1: been like the point guy, making sure that it all
- 1:46:30Speaker 1: comes together. It all works out the way it's supposed to.
- 1:46:33Speaker 1: We're looking good. It's for Saturday. It's together. It is
- 1:46:37Speaker 1: ready to be rolled out. Jims and I always worry
- 1:46:40Speaker 1: not about you about I said this prom this year
- 1:46:48Speaker 1: is on a Saturday.
- 1:46:49Speaker 26: I know that the Woody Show listeners are gearing up
- 1:46:52Speaker 26: and they're gonna make the drive to Morocco.
- 1:46:54Speaker 1: Sure. I mean, we've heard from a lot of people
- 1:46:56Speaker 1: on the text. We've been telling everybody to sign up
- 1:46:58Speaker 1: for that not so secret raffle Ye, So go to
- 1:47:02Speaker 1: h party with Woody dot Com. Sign up between now
- 1:47:04Speaker 1: and Saturday. Once Saturday is here, it's too late, Like
- 1:47:07Speaker 1: once you show up in Marongo, it's too late. You
- 1:47:08Speaker 1: don't just won't work. You don't need to sign up
- 1:47:11Speaker 1: on site. But you could end up seeing Snoop Dogg
- 1:47:14Speaker 1: at the iHeart Radio Music Festival because we're giving away
- 1:47:16Speaker 1: a trip and it's gonna be drawn from the people
- 1:47:18Speaker 1: who sign up between now and Saturday by going to
- 1:47:21Speaker 1: party with Woody dot Com. But you must be present
- 1:47:23Speaker 1: to wins. You gotta be at the at the prom
- 1:47:27Speaker 1: and prom A tire is not required, it's a it's encouraged.
- 1:47:32Speaker 1: I tried on. I tried on that suit that I
- 1:47:33Speaker 1: bought off Instagram. Wait, you bought a suit off of
- 1:47:36Speaker 1: in Have you see the ads for X suit?
- 1:47:38Speaker 15: No?
- 1:47:39Speaker 1: You haven't. You can wash it in the washing machine.
- 1:47:41Speaker 1: It's like, dude, yo, you look good. But I'm saying
- 1:47:45Speaker 1: like that, I'm saying like, yeah, it's it's a from
- 1:47:50Speaker 1: just putting your like your that straight Amazon, that's it's
- 1:47:56Speaker 1: the washing machine. Yeah you can wash it. That's right,
- 1:47:59Speaker 1: that's there. You gore Men's warehouse. Did you get a
- 1:48:02Speaker 1: new tie? I know you were really bothered about your
- 1:48:05Speaker 1: tie last year. I do have a tie. Okay, have
- 1:48:07Speaker 1: a tie. I own one tie and I bought it.
- 1:48:09Speaker 1: I bought it for my cousin's wedding last years. Just
- 1:48:11Speaker 1: a solid black tie, that's what I That's all you need.
- 1:48:14Speaker 1: We should match? Should I go? Here's a question. Should
- 1:48:18Speaker 1: I go with a white button down like dress shirt
- 1:48:22Speaker 1: underneath or a black one? I think white where it's all.
- 1:48:28Speaker 3: White white with black tie.
- 1:48:31Speaker 1: Very nice?
- 1:48:32Speaker 11: You know what?
- 1:48:33Speaker 1: I might join you? Fine, we're wearing almost matching a
- 1:48:40Speaker 1: Dodger hats today. Yes, yeah, all right, well Tim, thank
- 1:48:43Speaker 1: you so much, you buddy. You know Gina, she goes
- 1:48:52Speaker 1: down rabbit holes and she ends up finding things and
- 1:48:57Speaker 1: if something, oh she's gonna share some audio with us,
- 1:49:00Speaker 1: but something else. I thought it was very strange. So Gina,
- 1:49:05Speaker 1: you know, I was getting this like back alley weight
- 1:49:09Speaker 1: loss straw, you know whatever. She would get the same
- 1:49:11Speaker 1: stuff at the time, it was like semic glue tide.
- 1:49:13Speaker 1: And then she moved over to the trizeppatide, but she
- 1:49:16Speaker 1: was like, you know, behind the dumpster somewhere, kind of
- 1:49:18Speaker 1: meeting up with somebody where to where she had to,
- 1:49:22Speaker 1: you know, do the whole thing with the syringe, and
- 1:49:24Speaker 1: she'd had to extract it from the little bottle and
- 1:49:26Speaker 1: then inject yourself as opposed to like what most people
- 1:49:29Speaker 1: uses the pen just you push it against your skin,
- 1:49:32Speaker 1: you push the button and it's over in two seconds.
- 1:49:35Speaker 1: And so finally she decided to go see her doctor
- 1:49:38Speaker 1: and get the prescription for the brand name, the zet Bound,
- 1:49:45Speaker 1: and go to the pharmacy and pick it up there.
- 1:49:47Speaker 1: And she did, Now menace you and I both take
- 1:49:51Speaker 1: zet Bound, and Gina is also on the zet Bound.
- 1:49:55Speaker 1: Look at this thing, she goes, does yours? Does yours
- 1:49:59Speaker 1: look like this? That contraption? That's what I said. Look
- 1:50:03Speaker 1: at this giant wow long Now it's all it's all brand,
- 1:50:09Speaker 1: it's all branded. It so all four because like if
- 1:50:15Speaker 1: you go to like it's weird for what you and
- 1:50:18Speaker 1: I get. All four are in like individual pens once
- 1:50:24Speaker 1: a week and then you toss the pen when it's
- 1:50:27Speaker 1: done this one. All four weekly doses are in one thing,
- 1:50:31Speaker 1: and you have to twist and dial this thing at
- 1:50:33Speaker 1: the bottom, change the needle out every time.
- 1:50:37Speaker 5: And it looks like a tape measure on the top.
- 1:50:38Speaker 1: And it is not from CVS. No, okay, see did
- 1:50:42Speaker 1: they send it to you? They sent it to me. See, man,
- 1:50:45Speaker 1: I told you you got to get it where you
- 1:50:46Speaker 1: just go to the pharmacy and pick it up. I
- 1:50:49Speaker 1: get this, like, I don't know why you keep doing
- 1:50:54Speaker 1: this stuff where it's like, oh, well ship and whatever.
- 1:50:56Speaker 5: I just I said, do you want my pharmacy, Like, no,
- 1:50:58Speaker 5: we'll just send it to you.
- 1:50:58Speaker 1: I was like, so he's doing like direct Yeah, okay,
- 1:51:03Speaker 1: yeah that is so that's crazy.
- 1:51:05Speaker 5: It looks like something you're supposed to murder somebody with.
- 1:51:08Speaker 1: You tell the doctor to call in the prescription.
- 1:51:11Speaker 5: I got another month of this thing like the.
- 1:51:12Speaker 1: CVS or whatever you giving Greg, And so you got
- 1:51:15Speaker 1: lost in the man. I would love to take it.
- 1:51:18Speaker 2: Why would you get a different one if it's the
- 1:51:20Speaker 2: same exact brand, same everything.
- 1:51:21Speaker 1: Grand question. So she's not doing what he's saying by
- 1:51:25Speaker 1: going to like your local pharmacy to pick it up.
- 1:51:28Speaker 1: She's doing Ili Lily direct, right, Okay, so yeah, so
- 1:51:31Speaker 1: this must be some type of contraption they offer that
- 1:51:34Speaker 1: never is it cheaper, no, no, ye, but it's like
- 1:51:39Speaker 1: you got to load your It sounds like an insulin pen. Yes.
- 1:51:43Speaker 1: In fact, my showed it to my friend.
- 1:51:45Speaker 5: She goes, that's what I give my brother for right.
- 1:51:48Speaker 1: Anyway, So yeah, but if something, if something weird technology
- 1:51:52Speaker 1: wise happens, it's to Greg and stuff like that. Gina
- 1:51:56Speaker 1: like mechanical missing.
- 1:51:57Speaker 2: Does it still shoot into you like a pen or
- 1:51:59Speaker 2: do you just have to push the plunger thing?
- 1:52:01Speaker 5: You have to push the plunger.
- 1:52:02Speaker 1: It's like it's a It sucks. Also leave with the
- 1:52:04Speaker 1: Gina to get completely engrossed in other people's drama and
- 1:52:09Speaker 1: just start watching things or listening to these podcasts. And
- 1:52:12Speaker 1: now that she's got this, and this is a warning
- 1:52:13Speaker 1: to you, Greg, because this is her latest thing that
- 1:52:16Speaker 1: she's obsessed with.
- 1:52:17Speaker 5: So right now, as I'm speaking in lifetime, this is
- 1:52:21Speaker 5: happening to this woman, So I keep checking in to
- 1:52:24Speaker 5: see what her experience is. She's a chick on Instagram
- 1:52:27Speaker 5: called spot me Bestie because she's like a weightlifter chick whatever,
- 1:52:31Speaker 5: And something really bad happened to her, and I'm afraid
- 1:52:34Speaker 5: it's going to happen to you. So I just want
- 1:52:37Speaker 5: you to heed her warning.
- 1:52:38Speaker 1: A word of warning power. Like I don't Greg, I
- 1:52:41Speaker 1: don't think this will happen to you.
- 1:52:42Speaker 13: But Monday, I just swallowed my AirPod. Yeah, called poicy control. Hi, ma'am.
- 1:52:50Speaker 13: How old is the child? The child is me? I
- 1:52:52Speaker 13: am thirty one years old. Yes, I swallowed my airpot.
- 1:52:56Speaker 13: Am I gonna die? Basically, well, it comes and must
- 1:53:00Speaker 13: come out. So yeah, how did I know?
- 1:53:03Speaker 17: Well?
- 1:53:04Speaker 13: I had a bunch of vitamins in my hand, found
- 1:53:06Speaker 13: my AirPod on the counter. I said, ooh, need that
- 1:53:08Speaker 13: take it to the car. No pockets, thank you, Jim
- 1:53:11Speaker 13: shark in my car. Ooh, no place to put vitamins.
- 1:53:15Speaker 13: Taken entire handful of vitamins, Swallow them, drink big, big
- 1:53:18Speaker 13: big chug celsius.
- 1:53:20Speaker 14: Uh, figure out that that was a very big pill.
- 1:53:26Speaker 14: Get it down, Get it down. Five minutes later, driving
- 1:53:29Speaker 14: in the car, AirPod connects to phone. Hmmm, don't have AirPod?
- 1:53:36Speaker 14: Wear the air pod? Oh oh, no way, AirPods in belly.
- 1:53:41Speaker 14: So uh, two to four days? I guess two to
- 1:53:45Speaker 14: four days. Me and AirPod will be reunited copy Monday.
- 1:53:49Speaker 1: For me to believe that story is absolutely true, I'm
- 1:53:51Speaker 1: gonna need to see the AirPod in her.
- 1:53:53Speaker 5: Stool and yeah, well that's what she's working on.
- 1:53:55Speaker 1: So and you're gonna see it in the stool. How
- 1:53:58Speaker 1: she's going to call anywhere? I never have to hear
- 1:54:00Speaker 1: her tell the story.
- 1:54:01Speaker 5: Yeah, but she took it with her fistful a vital
- 1:54:05Speaker 5: But how would.
- 1:54:06Speaker 1: You not realize right away? It's so much bigger. It's
- 1:54:08Speaker 1: not even the like I've had big like an antibiotic
- 1:54:11Speaker 1: that you take or and have been like horse pill
- 1:54:13Speaker 1: bab complements. Yeah.
- 1:54:15Speaker 5: And she even said for anyone who thinks like I'm
- 1:54:17Speaker 5: trying to get famous off of this, She's like, I
- 1:54:18Speaker 5: want to be famous for you know, deadlifting however many
- 1:54:21Speaker 5: pounds or being hot. I don't want to I don't
- 1:54:23Speaker 5: want to tell this story, but you guys like it.
- 1:54:28Speaker 5: She's on day like four now.
- 1:54:30Speaker 1: Yeah, it hasn't she hasn't passed it yet. Yeah, I mean,
- 1:54:33Speaker 1: Gina is invested. It's all I care about.
- 1:54:36Speaker 5: You have a notation on notification. Please don't swallow your
- 1:54:41Speaker 5: air pod?
- 1:54:42Speaker 1: What's that delivery starts on that story? I keep on scrolling. Yeah,
- 1:54:45Speaker 1: there's a lot of girls that like talk like that
- 1:54:47Speaker 1: when they tell the stories. Yeah, so annoying. Yeah, well,
- 1:54:50Speaker 1: let us know how good I want to see it.
- 1:54:51Speaker 1: Let you know, I want to see how you see
- 1:54:53Speaker 1: corn and stool like I want to like, don't dig
- 1:54:56Speaker 1: it out and because that way it looks like maybe
- 1:54:57Speaker 1: you just set it on top of No, no, no,
- 1:54:59Speaker 1: it's got to be. It's gotta be like you know,
- 1:55:01Speaker 1: baked in. There should be stuff in thttle holes exactly completely.
- 1:55:06Speaker 1: You know, that would be disgusting. And I would not
- 1:55:09Speaker 1: give that air pod too. That's some one that you
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- 1:56:57Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:56:57Speaker 2: If you have a really bad memory and you can't
- 1:56:59Speaker 2: remember your early or years, just run for office and
- 1:57:02Speaker 2: somebody else will do the research for you.
- 1:57:04Speaker 17: Sure.
- 1:57:05Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a way to quickly remember anything and everything
- 1:57:07Speaker 1: you've ever done. So we're a part of tweeted. Huh yeah. Oh,
- 1:57:13Speaker 1: there's this one time you were mean to a waiter
- 1:57:16Speaker 1: and all that stuff comes out. They'll tell you what
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- 1:57:22Speaker 1: All right, all right, thank you very much, Greg Gory,
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